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- 0:00Welcome back to. I'm super blunt.
- 0:02Penknife extra I'm here today with the Glorious.
- 0:07The handsome, Robert Valentine. Hello Rob.
- 0:11Oh you you too. So you're good.
- 0:13Hello. Good afternoon.
- 0:14Good morning whenever you're listening to, this is the time.
- 0:17It's, it's set. Yeah.
- 0:19Anyway. Yeah.
- 0:20Hi Joe. How are you?
- 0:21Yeah, I'm really well. Thank you very much.
- 0:22I'm interesting gag is very cold right now.
- 0:25We didn't have any snow but it is bloody freezing.
- 0:27A nice pool. It's not It's cold, it's cold in
- 0:31darkest SRI, as well. It's have you had snow pea.
- 0:35Oh yeah, yeah, we had we had a big old blanket of, it's all
- 0:38gone. Now the drizzle, then the then
- 0:40the rain took care of it but we did have like yeah a little bit
- 0:44of a what do they say about March in like a lion out?
- 0:48Like a lamb. So we had a little bit of lion,
- 0:51just just a reminder that winter is not quite over yet, really?
- 0:55But until yeah, we stil still all too fucking scared to put
- 0:58are hating on my arm. Being in fear of the builders.
- 1:01Yes. Yeah, yeah, layers, you doing
- 1:03the right thing, you're doing the right thing.
- 1:05And I will just say before we go into talking about what we're
- 1:08going to talk about today, I can tell you, make coffee into your
- 1:11hand, you know, embarrassed in a very English sort of way, but I
- 1:15can say with some degree of certainty, you are a handsome
- 1:18man because since the last time we recorded, I'll meet you in
- 1:21the flesh. Oh yeah, we met up at the bits
- 1:28were to happen. That's right, wasn't it?
- 1:30Yes, yes, we did. Yeah.
- 1:31Gavin many people together to meet Nathan bottomley from fly
- 1:34for entirety, and had a gale day of it.
- 1:37Yeah. It was even that was great.
- 1:39The chance to meet Nathan, especially and knowing it was
- 1:41like that, you know, it was like it was like now or not.
- 1:46Never, but could be either be years, you know, gonna do.
- 1:49So yeah, it without, that was a great off.
- 1:51Thanks very much for inviting. Leave me alone.
- 1:53Yeah, very liberal of Lie to Me. Rob, we are here today to talk
- 2:00about a television show that you have chosen.
- 2:04I'm going to come in with a question immediately because you
- 2:08the premise of this thing is for existent hamster, members to
- 2:12come along and talk about a show that isn't Doctor Who related,
- 2:18You could have chosen any television show in the entirety
- 2:22of the history of television and you chose Jim Henson's.
- 2:27The Storyteller. Yes, I did.
- 2:30Yes, I did. This is a TV show.
- 2:32I loved on broadcast. I was when I got to see it.
- 2:37So that would have been 87. 88. So around then around the time
- 2:43the same time I was kind of watching Doctor Who but this you
- 2:47know ink this is quite, this is quality.
- 2:49This is this is how I look. Yes.
- 2:52Forget that Doctor Who rubbish. This is, this is really really
- 2:55great television. Yeah, this was one of the kind
- 2:58of the Any kind of formative things for me?
- 3:00It was kind of. It was obviously, I saw
- 3:02Labyrinth at the cinema in 1986 and was obviously a big Muppet
- 3:09fan and as long as you can hear me if I cause I don't know why
- 3:14videos. Let's keep going.
- 3:26These things now, you know, because that entire section of
- 3:29the shoulder one, where you told me that you couldn't, in fact,
- 3:32see what was on the screen for the first three episodes.
- 3:35I didn't want to ruin your flow. Yeah, yeah.
- 3:41So Why this is? This is a really Niche choice.
- 3:53It wasn't nice to me at seven or eight.
- 3:55It was just a wonderful live action series of fairy tales.
- 4:01I mean, I thought, you know growing up.
- 4:03I should love stories of all kinds but I was very, very big
- 4:06on on fairy tales and this was just so rich so evocative and
- 4:11it's Jim Henson's the Storyteller.
- 4:14So obviously it's full of Jim Henson Creature Workshop.
- 4:18Puppetry in the same way that The Sopranos You could kind of
- 4:23say is like Goodfellas the TV series, that's a very strong
- 4:27argument. That the say that the
- 4:29Storyteller is kind of like Labyrinth the TV series.
- 4:34So all the stories that all fairy tales, so the more obscure
- 4:39ones so folk tales from Europe and from Russia.
- 4:44Some some English British but that's not the time from Germany
- 4:48grimmest. More of the Abyss more obscure
- 4:50Grimm's Tales. The Is played by the great John
- 4:55Hurt. So there's a doctor who
- 4:56connection retrospectively and he has a dog.
- 5:01And his dog is a Jim Henson, puppet voiced, and operated by
- 5:07Brian Henson, who was also the voice of Hoggle in Labyrinth.
- 5:11So immediately it has that very direct Labyrinth flavor to it
- 5:19and just and all the stories are just phenomenal with Just
- 5:23incredible incredible costs of some of the greatest actors
- 5:29available at the time and that these are just wonderfully
- 5:32written by the again, the late great Anthony minghella, who is
- 5:37the writer and director of The English Patient.
- 5:41Most, you know that and The Talented mr.
- 5:43Ripley amongst many other things and he and Jim Henson, both gone
- 5:48far too soon. They both died far too young,
- 5:51but it's is just a Brilliantly produced pretty the conceived,
- 5:55wonderfully written phenomenally acted.
- 5:59So so magical 1980s piece of television.
- 6:03And it was also for me personally, it was just a very,
- 6:06very formative. This had just a big influence on
- 6:10me and my kind of just love stories storytelling folklore
- 6:18fairytale. It's all Part of the same fabric
- 6:24for M, Labyrinth and Terry gilliam's.
- 6:26The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.
- 6:28Eric the Viking, the BBC's Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, and
- 6:32all that kind of stuff. So, yeah, for me, this is a
- 6:36really, really obvious thing to suggest because it's just feels
- 6:40like a something that was key for me, really, so you brought
- 6:43up about 25 talking points there.
- 6:46Other know where the stuff why want to start with is you said
- 6:49this is almost like a natural successor on television too.
- 6:53You the Labyrinth? Yeah.
- 6:55Oh I think this is a lot darker than the Labyrinth or parts of
- 7:00this are bloody Sinister also here because I want my other
- 7:06office. Watch this.
- 7:07Oh, he had the DVD on the Shelf. So when I said I was doing it
- 7:09when I do, I'll go and get it will watch it all now, I am so
- 7:12glad I'm so glad. I'm so glad and he said it
- 7:16absolutely terrified him as a kid, some of the imagery.
- 7:19And like we're going to do two countries today.
- 7:22Day and there's two particular bits which we'll talk about.
- 7:26When we do the commentaries death in the soldier of death
- 7:31and that Bloody creature under the sea and the water in Theon
- 7:35or the lightest. Like I seem to remember many
- 7:41times doing hamster. Commentaries talking about
- 7:43sometimes together is Doctor Who a little bit inappropriate for
- 7:46children and then I always go as you know what, you go back to
- 7:50those Grimm's Fairy Tales that We will read when we work with
- 7:54young an audit to. I had a book of Grimm's Fairy.
- 7:56That's what Bella straight book. Hey, really.
- 7:59Talk really scary folktales are folk, tales aren't just for
- 8:04children. Their cautionary tales to to
- 8:06inform you about the world and warn you about the world, you
- 8:11know? It's just in the 20th century,
- 8:13some of the victorians and then Walt Disney sort of tidied it up
- 8:19and made it kind of pink. And pastel and palatable and all
- 8:24that stuff. But now these are proper kind of
- 8:28authentically. Dark little bits of you know,
- 8:34deep deep dark memory. Really, how old would you have
- 8:36been watching this? Yes, seven and eight stay there
- 8:40were two Series so that's and I don't really recall a never
- 8:44being repeated. So when you said you'd never
- 8:46heard of it, I was not surprised because this was really, I think
- 8:50one of those things where you either 7:45 The time or you
- 8:54never even heard of it. There's very much one of those
- 8:56things. There's been a recent repeat on
- 8:59like HBO have put them out our cool and that's the only repeats
- 9:05I've ever had. Which fool television offered
- 9:09and I would call this Prestige television.
- 9:11Like, when I, when I was watching these episodes the
- 9:15visual palette of it, I was astonished, it was made when it
- 9:19was made and I kept going. How the hell did they do that?
- 9:24Like that's me Looking Through The Eyes of a modern TV viewer.
- 9:28Now you know, looking back at special effects from the late
- 9:3180s. Yes.
- 9:33Yes. Yeah.
- 9:34How about like some of it? Some of its obvious It's like
- 9:37the CSO and things like that, but even with the six-year so
- 9:41that the technical ambition. And, and the way the stories are
- 9:45told visually using CSO, for example, you've got the
- 9:48Storyteller telling the stories, but the way you intercut between
- 9:51the story being told and the Storyteller telling it there's a
- 9:55huge amount of visual overlap like, you might have, you know,
- 9:59either the soldier or in the next one.
- 10:02We'll do after fear, not like walking along the Country Lane.
- 10:05And then, the Country Lane is, The fireplace of the Storyteller
- 10:08and things like that. So it's hugely creative or fear,
- 10:11not turning up on the rim of the dog's bowl, and that's the wall
- 10:15and he hacks. Yes, exactly.
- 10:17Yeah. So, it's just incredibly
- 10:19inventive. There's that, there's that
- 10:21moment in my couple of doctor parallels, but only because I
- 10:26want to show just how inventive this is compared to the
- 10:30realization of Doctor Who in Inferno, where the primals goes
- 10:34to hit the mad and then it cuts. It's to someone bashing a nail
- 10:39into a wall to make the inference that math skulls just
- 10:42been bashed in. Well that was that happens once
- 10:45or twice in the Run of doubles her and everyone Lords it as
- 10:48being this incredible you know directional flourish that
- 10:53happens about 15 times per episode in the Storyteller.
- 10:57But how such inventive ways? Oh yeah.
- 11:00But then again, this is a single camera and 40v quite a quite a
- 11:05cinematic approach. In the first episode, we'll
- 11:07discuss is directed by Jim Henson himself, who was
- 11:10obviously a film director and and the second episode is
- 11:15directed by. Did I write his name down?
- 11:21Is directed by you can cut this slightly.
- 11:23So it sounds like I've done my homework.
- 11:30Oh, you get it anyway? Okay, fine.
- 11:33And the drift of the second one and will be reminded.
- 11:35When make sure you watch the commentary.
- 11:36He he, he was a hugely experienced director and he
- 11:40directed the music videos for when the Wolves, when the World
- 11:44falls down and magic dance. So he did the beaded the Bowie
- 11:50music videos for that. So, we're talking, we're not
- 11:52talking sort of we discuss everything with Sharda, how I
- 11:56don't really pay attention to the directors with dr.
- 11:58What is it? But I'll I absolutely wanted to
- 12:01bring this up because you said that.
- 12:03Yeah you don't worry. Yeah, because I think what's all
- 12:05it's all studio-based stuff. You know I certainly care
- 12:08because I'm a movie person and I you know, I you know how many
- 12:13movies aren't they? They are they are this is this
- 12:15this elevation as done like a movie?
- 12:18Yes, exactly. So yeah.
- 12:20So and so I'm it's something direction is something I pay
- 12:22very, very close attention to and until I do that I could I
- 12:27clearly deliberately flick a switch in my Writing when I can
- 12:30sit down to watch classic who looks like words, it's Studio
- 12:34stuff. You know what are we gonna do?
- 12:36Yeah yeah yeah it's close to here and we're Shadow or
- 12:39watching a pair of robbers story, you know, like I was
- 12:41probably a safe thing to do to switch your brain off and just
- 12:44enjoy it. Yeah, the the I kind of think of
- 12:46Doctor Who more is kind of, you know, it's a theater production
- 12:49with multiple cameras involved except sometimes, sometimes the
- 12:53direction can be brilliant. But the other thing is, as I've
- 12:55said before, I don't actually watch dr.
- 12:58Who very often You know, it's not, you know it is on a visual
- 13:01level as a punishing, given the work that you do, you know?
- 13:04Yeah. But implicit but watching things
- 13:06and writing things, but the two different jobs.
- 13:11It's yeah. But like this, the Storyteller
- 13:13is every shot is crafted. Yeah.
- 13:17And yes, yeah, many shows coming out of the that time period,
- 13:21where you just feel like this much care has been lavished on
- 13:26how something looks. I'd say even now.
- 13:29Now we have better, we have HD and you know stuff you know all
- 13:35stuff is shot on 35 mil, whatever, but the visual
- 13:38imagination in this is can't be. It's rarely be I think anywhere
- 13:44I can't really think of top of head.
- 13:45Although impressive sets, fantastic music.
- 13:50I felt like the lighting was on point, but what what I thought
- 13:54was so impressive was the thought of it for goes all of
- 13:59that. Garish ugliness that came out of
- 14:01the mid to late 80s and it's just got this beautiful visual
- 14:06palette. Every single shot is is stunning
- 14:09to look at. It could be like a painting.
- 14:12Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely, yeah.
- 14:16It's at the production design is gorgeous on it and when we'll
- 14:18come to it as we go along, because once through these
- 14:21episodes, the sets are gorgeous. But they're also reused very,
- 14:26very cleverly as well. So that's something to Kind of,
- 14:30we can pay attention to as we go or just read rest with a lot of
- 14:33skill. Yeah.
- 14:34Yeah. Rear even, yeah.
- 14:35But we're in a kind of way that's kind of, you know, it
- 14:37doesn't even matter if you notice because it's the story
- 14:40within the story. So yeah.
- 14:42But well yeah, we kind of point to the factors.
- 14:44We go with it. Can I ask then has how these
- 14:48stories are structured and I feel like the series would lose
- 14:53so much if you didn't have the Storyteller.
- 14:57And what's the dog's name, the dog.
- 14:59Yeah, he's just gonna stop. Yeah, if you didn't have their
- 15:02interactions. If it was just the stories being
- 15:05told, it would lose like an awful lot has any of this style
- 15:10of Storytelling because like the the economy of what you can do
- 15:14with someone narrating, a tail means that you can tell a story
- 15:18over someone's entire life, in 20 minutes.
- 15:22Has any of this influence your own writing?
- 15:25Oh, you're massively massively. Just also just the The having
- 15:31characters tell stories is inherently fascinating.
- 15:36You know, so characters within fiction telling stories.
- 15:38And also what's very important is the dog character because the
- 15:41dog is kind of the audience is standing, you know the dog has
- 15:46questions. The dog has opinions, the dog
- 15:50sees, the story being told out of the corner of its I you know
- 15:55the you know the actual in story elements.
- 15:58So the Because of the veil between the world of the story,
- 16:02being told and the world of the story being told is very, very
- 16:05porous. So story elements can leak out
- 16:08both ways. And, yeah, he points out all the
- 16:12inconsistency. Think that's very telling, I'm
- 16:14like, that is literally me watching a doctor who story.
- 16:17Yeah, exactly. But that's another good little
- 16:19trick Ashley. Is that if you do have any kind
- 16:22of inconsistencies, either in logic or character motivation,
- 16:26anything like that, all you have to do is have a character with
- 16:29Your story acknowledge it. What's that called?
- 16:31An internal it or something? Oh yeah, oh, yeah.
- 16:34In the lampshade is the phrase, but it said, but it makes good
- 16:37sense. Because people did people to, in
- 16:39real life. They said, what's the difference
- 16:41between fiction and real life? And it's fiction has to make
- 16:46sense again, but if you can really like the exactly.
- 16:51Exactly. So if you can just have cult
- 16:53characters acknowledging that, there's something a little bit
- 16:55off in the logic here, you know, so, the V, you know, so, so,
- 16:59Only it works. There was one, you know, where
- 17:02the dog fell asleep. Our South on finishes.
- 17:05The Great Indoors story that's been told, you know, there's two
- 17:10series, isn't there? There are two series.
- 17:13My favorite is the first one, the first one is all you.
- 17:17It's European folk tales with John Hurt, as the Storyteller in
- 17:21lots of being big-eared. Profit, big ears, big nose old
- 17:24man makeup telling it to the dog.
- 17:28The second series is Shorter. And it's the Greek myths and
- 17:32it's Michael Gambon in a toga, what?
- 17:36Under it. Wandering the ruins of the
- 17:38labyrinth, where Theseus base the minor tour with the dot with
- 17:43the dogs. The same though.
- 17:44So the dog is the continuity and that's a really good series but
- 17:48it just slightly lacks that magic of the first one, partly?
- 17:52Because I like fairy tales more, even more than Greek myths.
- 17:56Is that true? I don't know.
- 17:57But, you know, for some reason, it just works better.
- 17:59However, the first two stories of the second series that
- 18:05interlinked and it's it has Derek Jacobi playing Icarus.
- 18:13No, no. The Daedalus Daedalus his dad
- 18:16and yeah and he is brilliant in its really good but it just
- 18:22feels slightly smaller scale than the first series as and
- 18:27very handsy about a story. It's held by a fire isn't there?
- 18:31Oh yeah, absolutely. In fact before we go into it
- 18:34each episode begins with John Hurt saying I think it's just
- 18:37worth staying here because it's just, you know, there's a
- 18:40there's an ethos to this a bouquet which just really
- 18:44appeals to me. He says, yeah.
- 18:47When people told themselves the past with stories explained that
- 18:51if present with stories foretold the future with stories, the
- 18:55best place by the fire was Kept For the Storyteller.
- 18:59I could done it better, but if the sentiment is there, you
- 19:01know, it's all about the power and the importance and the
- 19:05function of Storytelling, we are a storytelling species and
- 19:09telling stories to ourselves about ourselves.
- 19:12And the world is what makes us human, really?
- 19:16It is the thing that separates us.
- 19:18Yeah, Bora TV show a short-lived TV show.
- 19:24I think it was axed. Was it just very expensive to
- 19:26make? I think it was hugely expensive.
- 19:29Pensive to make. Yes.
- 19:31But also I think Jim Henson's attention was divided between
- 19:36that and his film work. So, you know, he was a, he was a
- 19:39busy busy guy. For such a short-lived.
- 19:45But, like, really impressive TV show.
- 19:48There's so little out. So I went online to try and find
- 19:52any information about the show, any behind-the-scenes
- 19:55information, I found a Wikipedia page, I found an article on, we
- 20:00are Co about the soldier and death and I found a ten
- 20:07impressive facts about the Storyteller and that was it
- 20:13Yeah. What's better sleep?
- 20:14What more is there to tell beyond the?
- 20:17I just want to review information.
- 20:27There was two things. There was like a tiny
- 20:29three-minute behind-the-scenes thing.
- 20:33Featuring like the production crew.
- 20:35Yeah but not really giving you any information and the best
- 20:38thing I found it was on its the they're showing the 80s.
- 20:43Sarah Green, was it Swap Shop? Something like that?
- 20:46And is it Brian Henson? The dog.
- 20:50That's right. Yes, you on there with the dog
- 20:52puppet and he's giving an interview as the dog and then
- 20:56the camera pulls back and it's him.
- 20:58And then she's talking to him about how he saw Masters, the
- 21:01puppet, but the bucket still moving.
- 21:04It is as like a dog. But that's all I can forward.
- 21:09I just found out was that was pretty astonishing.
- 21:11No, I found it was kind of a little bit of death.
- 21:15It was never repeated and I don't think.
- 21:17And there wasn't there wasn't enough of it.
- 21:19I think to really generate a huge amount of nostalgia for it,
- 21:23for example, I mean the quality is there but I just don't really
- 21:28think it kind of stayed in the in the popular memory in any
- 21:34great way. It certainly wasn't helped by
- 21:36now. Don't have been repeated and I
- 21:38think for a long time, because I think I was looking for, or
- 21:40hoping they'd be interviewing DVD quite some time before it
- 21:44finally emerged. I think, I think it's just a, an
- 21:47accident of of maybe bad timing. If it come out at a different
- 21:53time, might have been different. Who can say, you can say, and
- 21:59John her. We've got talk about John her
- 22:02because I can't, yeah, I think he's instrumental in this show,
- 22:06success. But I don't think that's an easy
- 22:08task to do, you know, to just be like, doing all these segues and
- 22:12narration, starting and ending these stories, but doing it with
- 22:16so much charm. And so much humor, I just came
- 22:20away. I already thought John Howe was
- 22:22a great actor. I came away from that saying is
- 22:24that the best acting I've seen you do like, oh yeah, well, he's
- 22:29one that he's wonderful in it and he's and he's clearly having
- 22:32a wonderful time. I could say, let's say that, you
- 22:35know, I can explore. He wanted to do more I can I
- 22:40yeah I can imagine they could ya sick, a second series with maybe
- 22:43that's another thing that the second series they switched but
- 22:47I think a second series might have meant there was enough to
- 22:51Warrant more repeats because it's just it's really a One-Shot
- 22:54and what's a one-and-done series but now he's fantastic in it.
- 22:57He's clearly having a wonderful time.
- 22:59And also I remember from his there's lots of material about
- 23:03about Labyrinth, both David Bowie and Jessica calmly took
- 23:11them a while. I had a hard time interacting
- 23:14with the puppets, but John, hurt's got no problem at all
- 23:18with the dog. And to be honest, all the actors
- 23:20in it, do wonderful job. But to be honest that they're
- 23:22all, they're all proper, bloody good, British theater actors.
- 23:27And that's that's that's fitter. You know, how long do you
- 23:31Hensler been at this game? At this point, because the
- 23:34puppetry in this was very sophisticated.
- 23:38Yeah. Well, he, this was eight. 87 88.
- 23:41Obviously he been developing the me done the Muppets since what
- 23:44the late 60s, early 70s, then the The Dark Crystal he was he
- 23:51worked on for four years and during the production for The
- 23:55Dark Crystal, he obviously created Yoda, he was too busy to
- 24:00play here at Nasa Frank. He said Frank Oz stepped in
- 24:03because originally, it was going to be voiced by Jim Henson.
- 24:07And then obviously, To do Labyrinth, which was unlike Dark
- 24:12Crystal, he was actors, interacting with puppets in a
- 24:15fairytale sitting setting. So, you know, so goblins,
- 24:20fairies and various other creatures and that so that was
- 24:23kind of in again, that was several years in the development
- 24:26because it had to be. So I think, you know, they were
- 24:29so that's, you know, so he done The Dark Crystal bottle that
- 24:32point, he'd done, Labyrinth obviously done the Muppets, but
- 24:35really, it was all the technology and know-how for Yet
- 24:39from really come from post Labyrinth, that kind of then
- 24:42gets fed into the Storyteller. I think, with the Advent of CGI,
- 24:48one of the unfortunate consequences.
- 24:50We don't see half as many puppets as we used to.
- 24:54It's itit'll almost a lost art but then I was kind of really
- 24:59pleased that Netflix did Dark Crystal age of resistance, which
- 25:04I enjoyed, but, you know, it's doing this, but they wouldn't
- 25:08have their product. They Even to have risked the
- 25:11investment on a, on a regional property.
- 25:13But then again, I think Labyrinth was labyrinth
- 25:17theatrically in the cinema was a flop, didn't it?
- 25:20Yeah, it got it got big on VHS and you know, afterwards home
- 25:25rentals, but it's failure. Really kind of Knocked Henderson
- 25:29a lot. That's my understanding.
- 25:32And so I kind of think the failure of Labyrinth dented in
- 25:36quite a bit and there were kind of, you know, No Justin's.
- 25:39I think in terms of morale there's a bit of a bit of a, you
- 25:44know, had an effect on his career in his Endeavors but the
- 25:47man was a genius and yeah, and just so too.
- 25:51My little to my little seven-year-old head, this was
- 25:55just the best thing ever. It was, you know, the kind of
- 25:58stuff you could. You imagine made flesh
- 26:01literally, it's really happening in camera and there is a weird
- 26:05sort of nightmarish dream. Feel about all of this.
- 26:09This isn't there? Oh yeah.
- 26:11Because if the fairy tales the genic yeah fairy tales a
- 26:14terrifying. Those the woods out there are
- 26:17dark and the mountains are cold and full of witches.
- 26:19So, you know, beware children while of as well is it that
- 26:23played by none of the rules that I'm used to in television as
- 26:25well. You know, you can kind of do its
- 26:27own thing. So, with every story, I didn't
- 26:31know where it was going because a lot all I kind of get what a
- 26:35fairy tale is and there's a moral to this.
- 26:38But, you know, I'm literally, I could not predict any not a
- 26:42single episode that was hard. Yeah, one thing I love about
- 26:45them as well about and about the old fairy.
- 26:47Tales of these adaptations is that you can have, you can have
- 26:50your happy ending for that really is the decision of where
- 26:53to enter the story and a lot of these go and that's the happy
- 26:57ending but we'll carry on with It and find out what happened
- 27:00later. We one thing I love about fairy
- 27:02tales isn't obviously, it varies between culture to culture, but
- 27:07obviously, you can tell an awful lot about a culture by how they
- 27:11begin their fairy tales because they're, they're all we know,
- 27:14all these folk tales, they know they're different from Village
- 27:16to Village, but in, we grew up with you and I would have grown
- 27:20up with them and they all lived happily ever after.
- 27:25Yeah. And that's, you know, but if you
- 27:27go to Russia, The end and they all lived happily ever after and
- 27:33died on the same day. I don't know.
- 27:36Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- 27:39This year, there's not one fixed version of all these, but all
- 27:41these, all these cultural differences come out in the in
- 27:45the in the very interesting live in the in the differences in
- 27:49these other ways, very familiar things.
- 27:52So, it can take, just tells, you tells you where people's heads
- 27:54are at. And what's truly important, we
- 27:57were fed all these stories where younger and then they all blend
- 27:59in with and they all lived happily ever answer.
- 28:02After is why we're all so bloody disappointed as we get older.
- 28:06Yeah, because so many 131 things, happy ending.
- 28:09Yeah, Yeah well yeah could because it doesn't because it
- 28:12does, it only ends when you're dead and you know and the best
- 28:15you can hope for is not to lose those.
- 28:18You love by long and that's that's the that is The wisdom of
- 28:23and they died on the same day because it's ignore it.
- 28:27Ignore doing a truth about life, death and loss, that our culture
- 28:32where we just live happily ever after doesn't pet?
- 28:36Doesn't like to pay attention to, and it's those differences
- 28:39and that kind of stories out there to prepare you for pain.
- 28:42That that's kind of become my conclusion.
- 28:46The older I've got, is that stories are essentially there to
- 28:49give you the equipment to deal with the fact that Life is
- 28:52essentially Dreadful. Sorry
- 29:06was that weird baby death which is fucking chilling.
- 29:12Yeah yeah absolutely terrified him as a kid and second was
- 29:16that, that was the first time he can recall.
- 29:20Thinking about death as a concept, as a child.
- 29:24Yeah, it's funny because my introductions to John Hurt, were
- 29:28the Storyteller Watership Down the cartoon and that got me, you
- 29:34know, as a kid that got me thinking about death your pair
- 29:37of solo, you very much did that and the the AIDS public
- 29:42information film with the iceberg, John her again.
- 29:46So John John Hurt, you're not a cop.
- 29:50Operating presence. Yeah, sorry.
- 29:52I was a child. Yeah.
- 29:55But you know nothing everything is terrifying as a kid I
- 29:58suppose. But yeah, it's just a growing
- 30:00up. John Hurt was kind of the voice
- 30:03of Doom in many ways are there of a Wimpy Kid.
- 30:06You know, aren't your goblet. I would have been able to hack
- 30:09this as a child. But what Mark said to me earlier
- 30:12today was he said that's why the dog was so comforting as a
- 30:15child, you don't exactly. Yeah.
- 30:17And you cut back to the dog and he would just be sort of calm
- 30:20again and laughing and always a silly dog, you know, bother
- 30:23fire. Yeah.
- 30:25Yeah. And the other thing I love about
- 30:26the dog is the anachronistic American accent.
- 30:30Yeah. That was that to me that really
- 30:32helps because it kind, you know, because also helps it's you
- 30:36know, it's brown Henson's voices, you know, it sounds like
- 30:39Hoggle, you know, and the rest of it.
- 30:41But yeah, he kind of gives it that kind of that more, that
- 30:47American tinged feel which as an 80s kid.
- 30:49I don't know if that's if it's lasted, but it as a kid in the
- 30:5380s in my a head America was where you went, when you died,
- 30:57America was where it was that so you know, American accents were
- 31:01kind of, you know, kind of like a the blessing that this was
- 31:05okay. Somehow, it has robbed because I
- 31:08was at a friend's house, the other day and she's playing
- 31:10about with those little Al's. They've got these days and she's
- 31:14doing it all in an American accent.
- 31:15She's an English child and she's going, you know, hey, come on,
- 31:18kind of magic Uzi in my car and I was like, why is she talking
- 31:21an American accent? Because that's because I sold
- 31:23the TV. She watches his whole.
- 31:25Yeah. Actually, I've got, I've got
- 31:26American friends, whose, whose children watch Peppa Pig, and
- 31:31George George. Yeah.
- 31:32So yeah. I'll have got two more questions
- 31:35for you. Oh you're going for a cover and
- 31:38I then would like you to list the episodes that we are going
- 31:42to do confess. Yeah sure.
- 31:45My first question is this the amount of impressive guest stars
- 31:50that turn up in the Storyteller? I couldn't believe it.
- 31:53Jonathan Pryce, Miranda Richardson like the French and
- 31:58Saunders. Oh yeah, they made me.
- 32:00Of course they were playing like the wicked sisters one before.
- 32:03Yeah. Yeah.
- 32:03They have to do. They have to Sean Bean turns up?
- 32:08Okay, absolutely resplendent. My I say about.
- 32:11Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 32:13I started to shop re-watch not too long ago and I got mid 90s.
- 32:18He was was a look when it was beautiful.
- 32:22Yeah, don't see Sean Pertwee in there as well.
- 32:27Maybe I'll see Joely Richardson but, you know, as we get if we
- 32:30get to those will get to those but Quest was though is So,
- 32:34what's like your favorite turn in this?
- 32:37Who do you? Who do you think is the most
- 32:39impressive turn? Hmm.
- 32:44That's a, that's a, that's a tricky one.
- 32:46I do, maybe I want to for future episodes.
- 32:48I want to keep my powder dry about, which is my favorite
- 32:51episode because that's still to come, but I think reached in
- 32:59style actually in, in fear knots rather wonderful.
- 33:03Then again, so is Bob? Peck Miranda Richardson?
- 33:06Hell is he is he feels fear? Not yes.
- 33:09Lord. He's so Charming, isn't it?
- 33:11Yeah, then again, Brandon Richardson is wonderful and
- 33:17terrifying in this. I've been in love with her all
- 33:21my life but that's just that's the apropos of nothing but
- 33:24unlike even when she was Queenie and Blackadder specially when
- 33:28he's clean. Yeah, I think she's just
- 33:30amazing. I think she's I think she's
- 33:32wonderful. What I want and get it took your
- 33:35head off. I got such a cross from her
- 33:38anyway. Yeah.
- 33:41Okay, alright. Well I mean yes yeah.
- 33:52So across the board. Are they the director?
- 33:57The best special effects? Yeah, I am the best actors.
- 34:01But what about Anthology series as now?
- 34:05I when you first heard this, I was like, what the fuck we gonna
- 34:08talk about? This isn't an apology show, so
- 34:09there's no themes, there's no running character arcs.
- 34:13Then like, what the hell do you talk about with this thing?
- 34:16Well, there are other Anthology shows that you've that you've
- 34:19watched and enjoyed or is this sort of like a unique example.
- 34:25But off the top of my head, I can't really think of any ones I
- 34:27love. I mean, I I watch.
- 34:31So again, Twilight Zone stuff like that.
- 34:33Oh yeah. Eerie Indiana.
- 34:35I kind of watched and you know, I've watched you Hammer house of
- 34:38horror and stuff. I never liked to my was found in
- 34:43a Roald Dahl's tales of the unexpected, a bit weird and
- 34:46disturbing as a kid and yeah I'm watching.
- 34:51I'm watching Freddy's nightmares on, you know, back in the day as
- 34:56well. Yeah.
- 34:58Yeah he had a to show explaining a lot about, you know, the
- 35:01things you wash as a child. Oh yeah.
- 35:04Watch for opic up at like way too young.
- 35:08But yeah, I'm not I do yeah. And I can't really think of the
- 35:12top of my head. I mean I don't even consider
- 35:14this Anthology show some because I just I don't really think of
- 35:17it in terms in any other context and being it is what it is.
- 35:21I mean I mean just being a series of episodes with a very
- 35:25different story. Each time obviously has the main
- 35:27premise, as a Of the Gods telling the story, but it's not
- 35:32like a regular television show. Any with a core group of
- 35:35regulars that. Oh, hell yeah.
- 35:38There are equivalents to this. Did you ever watch Grimm Tales
- 35:42with Rik Mayall know? I was amazing.
- 35:45That's for might be. Again, around this period.
- 35:47Another one, I love that was a Rik Mayall in an armchair with
- 35:52ostrich legs. So not unlike probably a good
- 35:55Baba yaga's house and it was Rik Mayall a His his height telling
- 36:01Grimm's Fairy Tales but in a very, very Rick way or do that
- 36:05next time. Sure.
- 36:06Oh yeah, yeah, that's definitely worth way more budget.
- 36:13Way more poking in those and flicking, it the camera.
- 36:17Oh okay. Yeah, bit more, just brute, it
- 36:19was Rick with very messy hair in a Shabby dressing, gown in a, in
- 36:23an armchair, with wings and legs.
- 36:26Oh yeah, ostrich legs. Swings.
- 36:28I believe. Yeah, it's also an incredible.
- 36:31It was amazing. It was amazing.
- 36:33That I think you can still find episodes on YouTube if you're
- 36:35curious. But again, it was one of those
- 36:38other kind of artifacts from this period.
- 36:41That, you know, an old man getting nostalgic, but there is
- 36:45the was something quite special or just you know, fleeting about
- 36:50you will only watch this. If you manage to catch it on
- 36:52broadcast, another Wise, It's just lost in The Ether and
- 36:56that's the TV God's down to Eat it, you know, so they're what
- 36:59they're, you know, that period had that going for it somehow?
- 37:03Well of all the TV shows that people have chosen pounds for
- 37:06extra and it's sort of been a, I've got ten lined up initially
- 37:11and five of them. I know really.
- 37:13Well Buffy, The X-Files things like that and five of them are
- 37:16don't really even ever. Heard of, I don't know much
- 37:20about Mad Men. Someone's chosen, press gang was
- 37:23one as well. This was my biggest surprise.
- 37:28Not only because I never heard of it, but just because of how
- 37:31Bloody good it was, you know, I watched the first one, I've got
- 37:35a wedding to ago, thinking this is gonna be a bit old on a bit,
- 37:39a bit, then almost salted with all these incredible images and
- 37:46this really fabulous way of telling a story.
- 37:49So I want to say thank you because this doesn't know you're
- 37:52loved. You're welcome.
- 37:53I'm just I'm so glad he discovered it and Mark actually
- 37:56had it on your shelf. So you know that's that's
- 38:00brilliant. Well why don't you tell
- 38:01everybody then the five episodes that you have chosen for us to
- 38:05watch Okay, I can't remember exactly which one they were.
- 38:10But okay. I think it.
- 38:11I think the two are going to do today are the soldier and death
- 38:16and fear, not What the others were doing because they're at
- 38:24me. Okay, I'll wear do around this
- 38:26great. I've got the list.
- 38:30You definitely send me the list. That's the hard part was to
- 38:36really was choosing which ones not to do with the tricky bit.
- 38:40But the doing most of them are we, we are doing most that we're
- 38:45doing the heartless giant. I remember that.
- 38:51Our here. We got it.
- 38:52Right? Okay.
- 38:53I'll cut you in. How many are there?
- 38:59See seven or eight seven or eight so you've chosen six
- 39:07episodes of the app so you've only excluded to I feel a bit.
- 39:12Sorry for those two now but so I know me too.
- 39:14Me too. I'm going to ask.
- 39:16I'm basically going to ask you to just give me a very short,
- 39:20very short reason because obviously we're gonna go into a
- 39:22lot more depth in the commentaries themselves as to
- 39:25why these ones have been chosen. So the soldier and death The
- 39:29soldier and death is usually done that shown first.
- 39:33Its Stars, the late great Bob Peck and this one has a gaggle
- 39:40of Red Devils in it. It has been brilliant.
- 39:44Brilliant creations of Jim Henson's Creature workshop and
- 39:48so there was no way in hell that I could not have picked that
- 39:52one. I thought it, I think when those
- 39:54puppies, those Devils all around it.
- 39:57With the castle bad. My boots on The best pop Trail
- 39:59ever seen. It's me, yeah, it's amazing, and
- 40:03they're gambling. Oh, we'll get there.
- 40:06Okay, fear, not fear, not based on a Russian.
- 40:11No, no, it's based on a fixed based on German folk tale Stars
- 40:15briefs Tinsdale as as fear not and it's a Charming little
- 40:21story. But recently does performance is
- 40:24just so charming and wide-eyed. Innocent and endearing the yeah
- 40:31again be his for his performance.
- 40:34I think is why why why? I couldn't let that one go he's
- 40:39thankful and wide-eyed innocent sort of acting that can be
- 40:43really bloody annoying, you know in other things and he's not at
- 40:47all, he's just glorious and the the lovely simple premise of
- 40:51this guy called fear not it basically is never afraid and he
- 40:55just wants to shudder just once. It goes for all these scary
- 40:59trials to get their hair and the the moral of the story which I
- 41:03won't spoil here is marvelous. What about the Three Ravens?
- 41:11Three Ravens caramba, let me look it up.
- 41:17This is all this is all yeah. Well what about sex Fab sorrow?
- 41:21Then a current that one either it offers on My Head Bobby, let
- 41:25me down. Um, refresh my memory, now it's
- 41:35fine one sec, you will definitely want to cut this.
- 41:41Yeah, right. Okay.
- 41:42This is the third important that distant than temperament.
- 41:45Okay, look, child Looks really good short story.
- 41:53That's my Hedgehog 3 Rounds 6 based on six swans.
- 41:58Let's move Joely, Richardson, boundary L3 Ravens is Joel,
- 42:01Richardson, Richardson, Jonathan Pryce, sap sorrow is Awesome
- 42:07with Alison Duty in, isn't it? Yeah, it's not as John hideous,
- 42:13matted hair. Is that?
- 42:15That one can't remember off the top of my head?
- 42:20I remember when we get to them this is maybe it's not the best
- 42:23question to ask me because my answer is going to be because
- 42:26it's good. Yeah, yeah.
- 42:28Good. It's a good thing.
- 42:31You know. That's a good answer.
- 42:32I'll tell you what. I'll remove that question.
- 42:35Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty best
- 42:37photographs. Yeah.
- 42:39Well, we can get to the, we can get to rub.
- 42:42Would you care to take my hand and the scope me to the fire?
- 42:48What? Yeah, of course, of course you
- 42:50can. You can take the chair.
- 42:51I'll sit on the floor. It's fine.
- 42:53I'm gonna get it done. I've got a little dog biscuit
- 42:56here. That as long as you feed me,
- 42:59it's all good. Alright, let's get into it.