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- 0:04Speaker 1: We'll do it live.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Making mornings great again. We'll do it live. First thing
- 0:07Speaker 2: today on the Talk Media Network by Joe Thomas.
- 0:10Speaker 3: And we'll do it live.
- 0:12Speaker 4: Joe works at a steel mill.
- 0:14Speaker 5: He's damn near every day.
- 0:17Speaker 3: Leaves for work when the sun comes up.
- 0:19Speaker 6: Drops a kid to school a long way.
- 0:22Speaker 4: Joe has everything he dreamed of.
- 0:24Speaker 3: All the treasures that he needs.
- 0:26Speaker 2: No wonder Joe's always smiling.
- 0:30Speaker 7: He only aims to please you.
- 0:32Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes. Thank you for letting me be of
- 0:36Speaker 4: service to you this morning. And I mean that in
- 0:43Speaker 4: several ways. We're going to have a story a little
- 0:45Speaker 4: bit later on that's going to sound self-serving. But if
- 0:52Speaker 4: I'm not going to serve myself, who else is? But
- 0:55Speaker 4: mainly I'm here to serve you and to make sure
- 0:58Speaker 4: your day gets going as best it can. Or you
- 1:03Speaker 4: wrap it up, depending on where you are. Feel bad
- 1:06Speaker 4: for my friends. We've got some great listeners in Portland
- 1:10Speaker 4: and in Salem. And I'm not sure why you have
- 1:14Speaker 4: to be the center square of why we have to
- 1:16Speaker 4: hear from Tonya Harding again. But apparently she's out skating again.
- 1:21Speaker 4: 55 years old. God bless her. I mean, I have
- 1:25Speaker 4: a tough time climbing my stairs and she's going to
- 1:27Speaker 4: start skating again. Okay, you know. Be careful of your knees.
- 1:32Speaker 4: You know, wouldn't it be ironic if she was like
- 1:34Speaker 4: sponsored by some orthopedic company that did knee replacements? I mean,
- 1:40Speaker 4: you'd have to appreciate the irony in that, wouldn't you? Hello?
- 1:45Speaker 4: Is this thing on? I want to thank you for
- 1:48Speaker 4: allowing us to do what we do each and every day,
- 1:52Speaker 4: because if you don't grab your knob and turn, well,
- 1:55Speaker 4: nothing's going to happen anyway. to me either. We also
- 1:58Speaker 4: have news out of the campaign trail, President Trump visiting
- 2:03Speaker 4: one of our affiliate cities in Daytona Beach yesterday. And,
- 2:08Speaker 4: you know, somebody asked me, he listens to us in
- 2:10Speaker 4: the mornings on the weekdays at WROD down there. And
- 2:14Speaker 4: it's like, how can we get, these are kind of
- 2:16Speaker 4: closed hole events. You know, they go out to individuals
- 2:22Speaker 4: who they know are going to be there. And even then,
- 2:28Speaker 4: there are hecklers in the crowd in Daytona Beach. We'll
- 2:31Speaker 4: get into some of that. Also, I mentioned the awkward
- 2:38Speaker 4: situation going on with one of the news networks. Bridge replacement.
- 2:47Speaker 4: In all places, the Hamptons shouldn't be worried about bridge replacements.
- 2:52Speaker 4: But that's okay. We'll get into that as well. I mean,
- 2:57Speaker 4: what are we going to do? Well, you know, the
- 2:58Speaker 4: ferries used to be really good. And I'm going to
- 3:02Speaker 4: keep all my Fire Island comments. My dad had dear
- 3:05Speaker 4: friends who had a great house out on Fire Island.
- 3:08Speaker 4: And we used to go out there quite frequently when
- 3:11Speaker 4: I was a young lad. And I've lived to tell
- 3:13Speaker 4: the tale. So we begin with our first things this
- 3:19Speaker 4: morning enough. Put up or shut up, Joe. You keep
- 3:22Speaker 4: telling us all these great stories you have, so begin. U.S.
- 3:25Speaker 4: Department of Justice pushed Friday for a court order to
- 3:29Speaker 4: isolate certain Alaskan ballots to investigate potential voter confusion, keeping
- 3:35Speaker 4: in mind that Alaska, thanks to the Murkowski family, uses
- 3:39Speaker 4: ranked choice voting to make sure that there's always somebody
- 3:42Speaker 4: named Murkowski that will win an election. And since that's
- 3:46Speaker 4: not the case, we just get as many Dan Sullivans
- 3:49Speaker 4: on the ballot. Speaking of Dan Sullivan, the other Dan Sullivan,
- 3:55Speaker 4: he's gone missing. I'm not kidding. The independent candidate at
- 4:00Speaker 4: the center of the voter confusion allegations and whether or
- 4:04Speaker 4: not the Democrat candidate in the Democrat Senate committee were
- 4:08Speaker 4: elbow deep in recruiting Daniel J. Sullivan Jr., retired teacher,
- 4:13Speaker 4: has disappeared. He was last seen Monday boarding a flight.
- 4:18Speaker 4: This is Monday. It's Saturday today. He was last seen
- 4:22Speaker 4: on Monday on a flight from Petersburg to Anchorage, according
- 4:27Speaker 4: to a former student who spoke to CBS News, who
- 4:30Speaker 4: just realized there's an election in Alaska and there may
- 4:34Speaker 4: be a story up there. Meanwhile, in the Oval Office
- 4:38Speaker 4: before heading to Daytona Beach, President Trump welcomed home Stephen Hubbard.
- 4:42Speaker 4: The 74-year-old retired teacher from Michigan was released after the
- 4:48Speaker 4: Russians had arrested him for fighting as a mercenary for Ukraine.
- 4:53Speaker 4: Humanitarian convoy carrying residents from the Russian-controlled city of Oleshky
- 4:59Speaker 4: in Ukraine has reached the Crimean Peninsula, witnesses said Friday.
- 5:04Speaker 4: They said the convoy of buses crossed into Crimea from
- 5:07Speaker 4: the Kurshan region of Ukraine. Residents began evacuating on Friday
- 5:13Speaker 4: as part of the relief effort brokered by First Lady
- 5:16Speaker 4: Melania Trump and others. Department of Justice warned state election
- 5:21Speaker 4: officials Thursday that willfully failing to preserve federal election records
- 5:26Speaker 4: is a crime punishable by up to a year in prison. Meanwhile,
- 5:32Speaker 4: a federal judge Friday barred the Trump administration from, quote,
- 5:36Speaker 4: threatening election workers with criminal prosecution for counting ballots cast
- 5:42Speaker 4: by registered voters whom federal officials suspect are ineligible. And
- 5:46Speaker 4: there's a lot of legalese in there. Stay tuned. We
- 5:49Speaker 4: will unpack some of that. Justice Department is reviewing allegations
- 5:54Speaker 4: of election interference in Maine after surveillance footage from Lewiston
- 5:59Speaker 4: City Hall raised questions about whether interpreters properly directed Somali
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- 6:08Speaker 4: paid to do that? Those are our first things this morning.
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- 13:12Speaker 2: This is Independence from Virginia. Again, first thing today by
- 13:18Speaker 2: Joe Thomas on the Talk Media Network. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- 13:21Speaker 7: All right, well, Roku and Instagram.
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- 13:50Speaker 4: Hey, Joe.
- 13:52Speaker 13: Joe.
- 13:53Speaker 17: Who's your target audience with this First Thing Today program
- 13:57Speaker 17: you do?
- 13:59Speaker 4: Everybody.
- 14:00Speaker 17: No, no, really.
- 14:01Speaker 4: Who's your target audience? Is it affluent women, 65 and up?
- 14:05Speaker 4: What am I, Max Bialystock? We all have to have
- 14:15Speaker 4: these statistics and we all have to have our demographics
- 14:19Speaker 4: and we all have to narrow cast, which was not
- 14:22Speaker 4: what I got into this to do. So pardon me
- 14:25Speaker 4: if I don't get into the narrow casting that the
- 14:28Speaker 4: consultant class likes to get into. But I want to
- 14:31Speaker 4: share something with you. And I feel bad for some
- 14:37Speaker 4: of my friends who are caught up in this. And
- 14:41Speaker 4: I've been there and I've done that. I've worked for
- 14:44Speaker 4: big corporations. I've worked for iHeart. I've worked for Odyssey.
- 14:53Speaker 4: And I've worked with Westwood One, CBS, whatever they're called
- 14:58Speaker 4: these days. Cumulus. Never for them, though. But I've had
- 15:05Speaker 4: those passive-aggressive ways. The memo gets circulated.
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- 15:27Speaker 4: give you all the stories you need to send. And yes,
- 15:31Speaker 4: that counts for the news stations as well. So when
- 15:35Speaker 4: I saw this story, about Fox Corporation's industrial giving. Their first,
- 15:46Speaker 4: to be fair, I saw it at Newsmax.com. And Newsmax,
- 15:52Speaker 4: still salty because Fox News, forgetting that ABC and CBS
- 15:58Speaker 4: tried to bar them from White House coverage, turned around
- 16:03Speaker 4: and said, well, we're going to do it to Newsmax now.
- 16:06Speaker 4: And there's going to be bitterness and whatnot. But this
- 16:09Speaker 4: is statistically accurate. And it ties into something I wrote
- 16:14Speaker 4: for DailySignal.com. I'm a columnist for DailySignal.com, and you can
- 16:19Speaker 4: read my stuff. There's some links to the stories directly
- 16:23Speaker 4: on my social media at SevilleJoeThomas. But my most recent
- 16:28Speaker 4: one is titled Lies, Damn Lies, and Polls. And polls
- 16:33Speaker 4: are only as good as how many news networks pick
- 16:36Speaker 4: them up. And this is why most polls that get
- 16:40Speaker 4: published are paid for by the news organization that publishes them. Really, Joe?
- 16:48Speaker 4: Today's edition of patently obvious. But it's not because they
- 16:53Speaker 4: mention it or if they mention it at all, it's
- 16:55Speaker 4: in the last sentence. Blowhard News paid for this poll,
- 17:02Speaker 4: the last line of the column, or if they mention
- 17:05Speaker 4: it at all on the air. It'll be quickly at
- 17:08Speaker 4: the beginning. Ipsos Facto Polling, in coordination with Blowhard News,
- 17:16Speaker 4: did this poll of 212 likely voters across the country
- 17:21Speaker 4: and have said Donald Trump is going to be dragged
- 17:24Speaker 4: and drawn and quartered Tower Bridge. And it's all done,
- 17:35Speaker 4: as I point out in the column I wrote, to manipulate,
- 17:38Speaker 4: to vote suppress. I compared the tactics of these push
- 17:47Speaker 4: pollers to the people who wrote the poll tax laws
- 17:57Speaker 4: of the Jim Crow era. Don't want that community voting.
- 18:02Speaker 4: In Jim Croyer, it was the black people, and now
- 18:05Speaker 4: it's the conservatives, many of whom are black people again.
- 18:08Speaker 4: Funny how things go full circle, isn't it, boys and girl?
- 18:14Speaker 4: So anyway, so you are being inundated with narrative. You
- 18:19Speaker 4: are being told, don't vote for Trump because, and insert
- 18:24Speaker 4: because here. He said no news. You can watch Tucker
- 18:28Speaker 4: Carlson or Candace Owens and get exactly what this is.
- 18:33Speaker 4: And actually, Tucker Carlson is a great example of this.
- 18:36Speaker 4: Tucker Carlson apparently never believed his character. He was playing
- 18:42Speaker 4: a character much like Clint Eastwood plays a character or
- 18:48Speaker 4: Michael Keaton plays a character. Does Michael Keaton run around
- 18:51Speaker 4: jumping across walls? fire escapes, fighting crime. No, he's an actor.
- 18:59Speaker 4: At one point, he played Batman. Tucker Carlson is a
- 19:03Speaker 4: less well-trained actor, but at one point, he played a
- 19:06Speaker 4: conservative on television because it was his role. They're like, oh, look,
- 19:11Speaker 4: that's anachronistic, a young person with a bow tie playing
- 19:14Speaker 4: a conservative. Well, let's cast that role. And it is.
- 19:18Speaker 4: It's casting. It's television. Television is about casting. So when
- 19:22Speaker 4: you see the story about Fox Corporation's political contributions. This
- 19:28Speaker 4: isn't Fox News. This is the parent company, Fox Media,
- 19:32Speaker 4: Fox U, or whatever it is. No, that's their training
- 19:37Speaker 4: program is Fox U. I'm sorry, I forgot. Hundreds of
- 19:42Speaker 4: thousands of dollars in contributions, this will surprise you little,
- 19:46Speaker 4: to Democrat candidates and left-wing political committees in the last
- 19:51Speaker 4: election cycle. This according to, oh, what's the progressive site that, oh, no,
- 19:57Speaker 4: it's the Federal Election Commission records. Fox alone gave minority
- 20:04Speaker 4: leader Hakeem Jeffries $ 2, 500, Ted Lieu $ 2, 500. Now, to be fair,
- 20:12Speaker 4: they also gave like $ 175, 000 to Republicans and Republican committees.
- 20:22Speaker 4: They gave $ 10, 000 to the Congressional Black Caucasians, as Rush
- 20:26Speaker 4: used to call them. I used to laugh my ass
- 20:28Speaker 4: off every time I called them that, especially after they
- 20:31Speaker 4: told Allen West that he wasn't welcome in the Congressional
- 20:35Speaker 4: Black Caucus, despite being a congressman and black. And they
- 20:44Speaker 4: also gave $ 10, 000 to something called the New Democrat Coalition
- 20:49Speaker 4: Action Fund. So when you see, what's her name, Zakaria
- 20:55Speaker 4: get filleted by Sean Hannity on Fox. And, you know,
- 21:05Speaker 4: she's out there. She was telling Piers Morgan how shocked
- 21:08Speaker 4: she was that how mean to her Sean Hannity was.
- 21:12Speaker 4: Sean Hannity is one of the nicer people you will
- 21:15Speaker 4: ever meet. I hate to tell you this. So is
- 21:19Speaker 4: Brian Kilmeade. Somewhere there's a photograph in social media of
- 21:23Speaker 4: me and Brian Kilmeade, hey guys, showing off an autographed
- 21:28Speaker 4: WRCN denim jacket for our friends listening on Long Island
- 21:32Speaker 4: News Radio. He's a great guy. He's actually a really
- 21:35Speaker 4: good person. But they work for someone. So as people...
- 21:42Speaker 4: Big and powerful as you think Sean Hannity is, he
- 21:44Speaker 4: understands that that's only based on the network he's carried on. So,
- 21:53Speaker 4: you know, fillet up some one-week press secretary to make
- 21:57Speaker 4: your bona fides. and to make sure everyone looks like they're.
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- 28:12Speaker 2: First thing today by Joe Thomas on the Talk Media Network.
- 28:18Speaker 4: Play golf all day with the heads of state. If
- 28:21Speaker 4: they brought beer, wouldn't that be great?
- 28:24Speaker 10: I can't wait.
- 28:26Speaker 19: Well, there's an.
- 28:28Speaker 1: Awful lot of issues important to me.
- 28:32Speaker 4: Here's my campaign policy.
- 28:35Speaker 13: Education, arbitration, equalization, United Nations, race relations.
- 28:42Speaker 4: Classicalization.
- 28:43Speaker 2: Accusation.
- 28:45Speaker 3: Violation.
- 28:47Speaker 13: Trafficking.
- 28:47Speaker 4: Realization.
- 28:49Speaker 19: I'm freaking out.
- 28:53Speaker 4: Satterized for your protection because there's one thing the puffed
- 28:57Speaker 4: ones dislike the most is when we point out or
- 29:01Speaker 4: in some cases try to deflate their puffiness there. Do
- 29:07Speaker 4: you know? why I didn't go to school for 20
- 29:11Speaker 4: years just to get in line behind people like you.
- 29:14Speaker 4: I mean, these people, it's such an abomination on everything
- 29:20Speaker 4: that this country was founded on. Many, many years ago,
- 29:25Speaker 4: there was a book published, just strikes me as appropriate
- 29:30Speaker 4: to tell you this. It was a book published, an educator,
- 29:34Speaker 4: a teacher in, I believe it was Portland, I'm not sure.
- 29:39Speaker 4: I have to go look. I mean, I'm talking 2006,
- 29:46Speaker 4: maybe 2000. No, it was probably 2007, 2008. My friend
- 29:50Speaker 4: Hank called me on this. Good, dear friend. He's been
- 29:55Speaker 4: my friend for 20 plus years, you know, through listening.
- 29:58Speaker 4: But Hank called me on this. The young lady was
- 30:01Speaker 4: talking about a book she had published in which she
- 30:04Speaker 4: had translated the Federalist Papers into language understandable by fifth graders,
- 30:13Speaker 4: and to which Hank called and said, isn't that sad, Joe?
- 30:18Speaker 4: The Federalist Papers were written for people who had no
- 30:21Speaker 4: formal education in the 18th century. These were these were
- 30:28Speaker 4: letters to the editor sent to farmers or published so
- 30:32Speaker 4: that farmers would read them in their newspapers explaining the U.S.
- 30:37Speaker 4: Constitution and the Bill of Rights and what the compact
- 30:41Speaker 4: was all about. They were written to be read by
- 30:44Speaker 4: people by 18th century standards that had no education whatsoever,
- 30:49Speaker 4: and now we have to translate them so a fifth
- 30:52Speaker 4: grader can understand it? I think that may have been
- 30:56Speaker 4: the genesis of Jeff Foxworthy's wonderful game show, Are You
- 31:01Speaker 4: Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? Because apparently the numbers may
- 31:06Speaker 4: be skewed the other direction. So anyway, so why is
- 31:09Speaker 4: it important to tell you why faux news or Fox News,
- 31:13Speaker 4: Fox News, Guy Fox News is paying all this money
- 31:18Speaker 4: to Democrats? And then, you know, Sean Hannity starts to eviscerate.
- 31:23Speaker 4: Trump staffers for nothing more than getting let go or
- 31:29Speaker 4: asked to resign within a week. And a lot of
- 31:33Speaker 4: people chalked it up to, you know, Sean is jealous
- 31:36Speaker 4: because Sean has wanted to be President Trump's press secretary
- 31:41Speaker 4: for as long as there's been a President Trump. And that,
- 31:44Speaker 4: you know, that's a New York thing. That may just be,
- 31:47Speaker 4: you know, anyone. Heck, I've been accused of wanting to
- 31:51Speaker 4: do that. But there's a bigger thing at hand because
- 31:56Speaker 4: media people love progressives. You want to know why? Because
- 32:01Speaker 4: progressives think like media people. Media people are desperately populist.
- 32:10Speaker 4: We wake and bed ourselves on the idea of how
- 32:16Speaker 4: can I make myself more popular? What can I say?
- 32:19Speaker 4: that is going to make more people love me. And
- 32:24Speaker 4: this is what progressives do. It's what the Democrat Party
- 32:27Speaker 4: platform is. Every plank, if you take the varnish off
- 32:33Speaker 4: of it, is a piece of love me more wood. Then,
- 32:44Speaker 4: because people like George Soros and Michael Bloomberg have tons
- 32:49Speaker 4: of money, They also invest in these media companies and
- 33:00Speaker 4: these media programs to help tell their story. Not your story,
- 33:07Speaker 4: their story, their story. And it's funny, the more they
- 33:10Speaker 4: yell about cronyism and emoluments clauses, nobody ever asked Michael
- 33:14Speaker 4: Bloomberg how does a guy who basically runs a newspaper
- 33:19Speaker 4: and an online news service based mostly or supposedly around
- 33:23Speaker 4: business become as wealthy as you are. How'd that happen?
- 33:29Speaker 4: Donald Trump, Donald Trump can't buy a box of tissues
- 33:33Speaker 4: at Costco without calling it a violation of the emoluments clause.
- 33:43Speaker 4: So why is it important? Go to my column and
- 33:45Speaker 4: I'm going to paraphrase a little bit of it here,
- 33:47Speaker 4: but dailysignal.com and it's called Lies, Damn Lies and Polling.
- 33:56Speaker 4: And it talks about how they parse and they slice.
- 33:59Speaker 4: And this really is a master's class. I had several
- 34:03Speaker 4: people retweet and, you know, people in the Charlottesville area
- 34:08Speaker 4: calling it great. Where were you when my previous employer
- 34:12Speaker 4: was running me out of town on a rail and
- 34:14Speaker 4: several stacks of indictments? But the use of these.
- 34:26Speaker 4: Polls and the predictions is because we have a natural
- 34:33Speaker 4: inclination to want advice. Don't you? I mean, one of
- 34:39Speaker 4: the reasons I think that so many of you call
- 34:41Speaker 4: the JCSgold.com folks is because I've made it clear they're
- 34:49Speaker 4: not trying to upsell you something. And there's nothing wrong
- 34:53Speaker 4: with upselling. I'm not some Marxist who said that, but
- 34:56Speaker 4: just understand they're not giving you advice. They're upselling you.
- 35:01Speaker 4: They're giving you advice that benefits them, not you. You
- 35:05Speaker 4: know it. You understand it. You become inoculated. Am I
- 35:12Speaker 4: allowed to use that word or is Pfizer copyrighted it?
- 35:16Speaker 9: Anyway. Anyway.
- 35:20Speaker 4: So my point being is if you go to my column,
- 35:23Speaker 4: it breaks down how Larry Sabato can tell you that
- 35:26Speaker 4: it's one of the most notable folks. This is his
- 35:29Speaker 4: time of year. It's like Christmas for Larry Sabato. The
- 35:35Speaker 4: Center for Politics, the crystal ball. At one point, he
- 35:40Speaker 4: picked 433 out of 435 congressional races in a row.
- 35:49Speaker 4: But then you say, well, what do you mean pick them?
- 35:52Speaker 4: And you look into what his own statistical outcomes are.
- 35:57Speaker 4: And the Center for Politics, as chronicled in research done
- 36:07Speaker 4: about his website and other prognosticators— says that when he
- 36:17Speaker 4: says I have a 90-plus percent success rate, he's lying.
- 36:22Speaker 4: He has a 90% success rate with the 20 or
- 36:25Speaker 4: 30 or so polls that everyone knows. You know, Ted Cruz,
- 36:32Speaker 4: you know, whatever. And you tie that in, as my
- 36:36Speaker 4: column does, with this story out of Michigan where Wedgwood Polls,
- 36:43Speaker 4: in what they called after the fact, oh, we were
- 36:45Speaker 4: just experimenting, ended the campaign of Mallory McMorrow so that
- 36:51Speaker 4: Abdul El-Sayed could be the Democrat primary winner. You see
- 36:59Speaker 4: what they do. And my column points out Marquette University
- 37:03Speaker 4: research that said it favors Democrats if there's a low
- 37:08Speaker 4: voter turnout. So when they go on the stump and say,
- 37:11Speaker 4: We want everyone to go out and vote. They mean
- 37:13Speaker 4: everyone who's going to vote for them. And so when
- 37:17Speaker 4: you see these news agencies and their campaign contributions, either
- 37:22Speaker 4: it be direct or tacit, they're part and parcel part
- 37:27Speaker 4: of this. When you look at Larry Sabato's success rate
- 37:32Speaker 4: of his predictions, only about 60%. That might make his
- 37:37Speaker 4: advice a little bit more Likely for you to say, oh, okay, well,
- 37:41Speaker 4: I mean, that's one guy's opinion. Because mostly because polls
- 37:47Speaker 4: are begun with a theory, who's most motivated to vote. Oh,
- 37:52Speaker 4: I saw a lot of no Kings rallies going on.
- 37:54Speaker 4: So I think the Democrats are really paid to go
- 37:58Speaker 4: out and be activists.
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- 44:12Speaker 2: First thing today by Joe Thomas on the Talk Media Network.
- 44:24Speaker 4: Let us sit upon the ground and tell scary stories
- 44:32Speaker 4: of the death of kings.
- 44:37Speaker 12: So on this All Hallows Eve, and a reminder, you know,
- 44:39Speaker 12: I was telling you to a Christian friend of mine
- 44:41Speaker 12: who unfortunately misunderstands.
- 44:42Speaker 4: That there is a holiday underneath all the Batman costumes
- 44:46Speaker 4: and SpongeBob get-ups. And it's a time that we honor
- 45:07Speaker 4: those that trod the soil before us. Our relatives, our elders,
- 45:16Speaker 4: those that have taught us everything we need to know.
- 45:22Speaker 4: At some point in the program, I'll tell you what
- 45:23Speaker 4: my traditional costume has always been and why everyone got
- 45:27Speaker 4: it wrong. And I was just too oblivious to pop
- 45:31Speaker 4: culture to understand why. Because I'm sometimes just like that.
- 45:38Speaker 4: But that's how you get this, all from me.
- 45:42Speaker 10: Dr.
- 45:42Speaker 4: Clark's on the line. He would like to participate as
- 45:45Speaker 4: we sit on the ground and tell scary stories of
- 45:48Speaker 4: the death of kings. Good morning, Clark. Happy Halloween.
- 45:55Speaker 17: So people like scary stories on Halloween, Joe, Dracula, Frankenstein, Wolfman, Freddy,
- 46:02Speaker 17: Michael Myers, and Jason.
- 46:04Speaker 2: Sit back and listen to a.
- 46:06Speaker 17: Story more horrifying than anything Bram Stoker, Mary Shelley, or
- 46:11Speaker 17: Clive Cussler could have ever imagined.
- 46:14Speaker 4: Okay.
- 46:16Speaker 17: It was in the time of the midterm. Bogus polls,
- 46:21Speaker 17: medialized communist agitprop, and just plain sloth lowered voter participation
- 46:28Speaker 17: sufficiently to allow Democrats to gain the control of the House.
- 46:32Speaker 2: Right.
- 46:33Speaker 17: It became the House of Horror.
- 46:37Speaker 4: The DSA.
- 46:39Speaker 17: The deceptive socialist abominations were soon running things. Too radical
- 46:49Speaker 17: for Hakeem Jeffries. Too horrifying for the angry grasshopper man,
- 46:53Speaker 17: James Carville.
- 46:54Speaker 4: Brains. Silver Bullets.
- 47:00Speaker 17: Garlic Garland's crucifixes won't protect you. If you stay home,
- 47:05Speaker 17: this will be theater near you. Don't find out how
- 47:11Speaker 17: many biscuits it takes to win an election. If you know,
- 47:15Speaker 17: you know. If you don't, that's on you.
- 47:24Speaker 4: Very scary. Very scary indeed. We may have to save
- 47:27Speaker 4: that and make it a Halloween tradition. You must be
- 47:30Speaker 4: very popular around the campgrounds in Alabama.
- 47:35Speaker 17: There you go. So what about the biscuit story, Joe?
- 47:39Speaker 4: Did you see that? I have it here on the pile.
- 47:42Speaker 4: I haven't gotten into it yet. It's in the triage
- 47:46Speaker 4: room waiting to be sorted through.
- 47:50Speaker 17: How many biscuits does it take to win an election
- 47:53Speaker 17: is what I want.
- 47:56Speaker 2: To know.
- 47:56Speaker 4: I don't know. Are we talking about who was the
- 48:00Speaker 4: South Carolina chef that got in trouble because, well, she
- 48:04Speaker 4: was a white woman from South Carolina.
- 48:06Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
- 48:06Speaker 4: Her show was brought to you on the Food Network
- 48:09Speaker 4: by Land O'Lakes. Just more butter, more butter, more butter.
- 48:19Speaker 4: You couldn't have enough butter. And if you didn't have butter,
- 48:22Speaker 4: lard would suffice. Oh, I can't remember her name. She's
- 48:26Speaker 4: still around. She and her kids have a bunch of restaurants,
- 48:30Speaker 4: I believe, around Savannah. But, you know, are we talking
- 48:36Speaker 4: herb biscuits, which are mostly butter and a little flour
- 48:39Speaker 4: just to hold the butter together? Or are we talking
- 48:42Speaker 4: like the stuff they put out at the all-you-can-eat buffet
- 48:45Speaker 4: at the— Howard Johnson's I stayed at at CPAC.
- 48:50Speaker 17: Yeah, no, I'm talking about the felon Beagle Mix that
- 48:53Speaker 17: died five years ago that now has the right to vote.
- 48:58Speaker 4: But this is the amazing thing that, you know, every
- 49:02Speaker 4: time one of these stories comes up, And we're told, oh,
- 49:09Speaker 4: you know, what does it begin? It begins with there
- 49:13Speaker 4: is no voter fraud and we have the most secure
- 49:15Speaker 4: elections ever. And then it becomes, well, OK, there was. some,
- 49:20Speaker 4: but it certainly wasn't enough to change the vote. And
- 49:23Speaker 4: there's like, oh, well, that's just college kids pulling a prank.
- 49:27Speaker 4: I was like the time guy got his dog registered
- 49:32Speaker 4: to vote in California and gleefully publicized that the dog
- 49:38Speaker 4: had successfully voted twice before anyone at the State Board
- 49:42Speaker 4: of Elections caught him on it.
- 49:46Speaker 17: Well, my favorite part of that whole story was Biscuit's
- 49:52Speaker 17: owner said Biscuit was a good girl, and he didn't
- 49:55Speaker 17: believe she was ever a felon.
- 49:59Speaker 4: And can you charge a different breed? I mean, do
- 50:02Speaker 4: you have to have a special prison... for, you know,
- 50:09Speaker 4: voters like that. I mean, it's possible. But this is,
- 50:15Speaker 4: you know, I said this, you know, my dear friend
- 50:17Speaker 4: Angelina Delphine, and I don't know what our Saturday roster is.
- 50:21Speaker 4: I don't know if KMET carries us out there in
- 50:23Speaker 4: San Bernardino or if we're on KFIR in Sacramento like
- 50:28Speaker 4: we normally are during the week. But she writes for
- 50:31Speaker 4: the Daily Signal, as do I, and she covers California politics.
- 50:35Speaker 4: And on Monday's pitch meeting, you know, when we're all
- 50:37Speaker 4: gathered in a Zoom meeting to tell the editors, here's
- 50:40Speaker 4: what we're working on. She held up five ballots that
- 50:44Speaker 4: had all been mailed to her address to different people's names. Now, obviously,
- 50:50Speaker 4: you know, signing something with somebody else's name is a felony.
- 50:55Speaker 4: Using the U.S. mail to commit a felony is another felony.
- 51:00Speaker 4: So and then I believe there's more statutes involved with
- 51:05Speaker 4: casting a ballot for someone else without their permission. So
- 51:10Speaker 4: if you can set aside those felonies, you know, it's
- 51:13Speaker 4: a pretty easy gig to to go out and get
- 51:18Speaker 4: a vote cast.
- 51:21Speaker 17: So in baseball, Joe, what's a balk?
- 51:25Speaker 4: So when the pitcher doesn't stop thoroughly before throwing the pitch.
- 51:32Speaker 17: I would say it's anything the umpire says it is.
- 51:36Speaker 17: Because that's pretty much what a balk is. I mean,
- 51:39Speaker 17: that's how well it's defined. So we live in a
- 51:42Speaker 17: time now where a felony is pretty much anything you
- 51:49Speaker 17: can get a judge to say it is at this
- 51:51Speaker 17: point in time. And so long as you got the Bosebergs,
- 51:57Speaker 17: You commit all the felonies you want. No, that's not
- 52:01Speaker 17: a felony. No, that's not a felony. Well, it's good
- 52:05Speaker 17: to control the prosecutors, too. I guess Soros had money
- 52:09Speaker 17: well spent.
- 52:10Speaker 4: Well, this is another thing like, you know, Alexander Hamilton's
- 52:14Speaker 4: implied powers. It's these it's judicial. And I'll have I'll
- 52:19Speaker 4: have folks who have worked as commonwealth attorneys tell me
- 52:22Speaker 4: that prosecutorial discretion is an important tool. and I don't
- 52:31Speaker 4: argue with their zealousness for being able to tell somebody, hey,
- 52:35Speaker 4: tell me who the big boss is, and I won't
- 52:37Speaker 4: charge you with this. But I think at some point
- 52:40Speaker 4: this has gone too far, and we wind up with
- 52:42Speaker 4: prosecutors who are like, yeah, I just don't feel like
- 52:45Speaker 4: charging this guy with a felony for having his dog
- 52:48Speaker 4: registered to vote. My name is Bobby.
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