Latest / On The Lanai / 61 - S3Ep9: A Visit from Little Sven
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- 0:00Speaker 1: On the Luni is part of the Odd Pods media network.
- 0:25Speaker 1: She pooped and peede outside exclusively, except for one little
- 0:29Speaker 1: accident where she just had like a little nugget left
- 0:32Speaker 1: when we got in the house. Right, same.
- 0:37Speaker 2: Honestly, those BM Shockwaves, they'll get you every time.
- 0:41Speaker 3: OHM Shockwaves. I got their last new album.
- 0:44Speaker 1: Yeah, they're playing at Coachella right, yes, yeah they're.
- 0:49Speaker 2: Not the headliner, but they dropped the deuce and the
- 0:54Speaker 2: bass every time.
- 0:57Speaker 1: So good, by the.
- 0:58Speaker 3: Way, Welcome to on the Luni.
- 1:00Speaker 4: Yeah, welcome. Yeah, that's how you know. James is on
- 1:03Speaker 4: the show. We talk about poop.
- 1:05Speaker 3: Our favorite poop friend is here.
- 1:07Speaker 4: Poop and butt stuff.
- 1:08Speaker 1: Yay Jay, And as I'm happy for you, James. I
- 1:12Speaker 1: have a show where I go that I talk about
- 1:15Speaker 1: poop a lot, to the extent that one of.
- 1:18Speaker 3: The like, are you talking about my show?
- 1:21Speaker 1: No suggest articles. So one day on this other show
- 1:26Speaker 1: I do, the guy was like, hey, my stomach's really upset,
- 1:31Speaker 1: you know I was. I had to take some emodium,
- 1:34Speaker 1: and so I was like, I'm sorry, why are we
- 1:36Speaker 1: talking about he almost shit your bands? And then it
- 1:39Speaker 1: became a running thing, and now the other host of
- 1:42Speaker 1: that show anytime I tell a story that's pooh adjacent.
- 1:46Speaker 1: He goes, we have to reset the sign days without
- 1:49Speaker 1: a poop story. And I'm like, oh god, you I
- 1:55Speaker 1: don't talk about poop that much.
- 1:57Speaker 5: Every day you talk. I hear you talk about poop
- 2:00Speaker 5: every day.
- 2:04Speaker 2: Oh so, ken, I think that's why we get along,
- 2:07Speaker 2: because I make fart noises and talk about poop all
- 2:09Speaker 2: the time.
- 2:09Speaker 1: To be fair, on my date last night, this was
- 2:12Speaker 1: someone I had canceled on because I wasn't feeling good
- 2:14Speaker 1: for my zep bound and I'm talking to him and
- 2:16Speaker 1: I said, truthfully, I only canceled on you because I
- 2:19Speaker 1: didn't want to ship my pants on a date.
- 2:23Speaker 3: I mean that's considerate. Hey, nice to meet you. You
- 2:27Speaker 3: look like your picture. Oh I gotta go home.
- 2:30Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, my pants gotta go now.
- 2:32Speaker 3: This is a person that's still into it. You want
- 2:34Speaker 3: to fuck, right?
- 2:35Speaker 2: He won.
- 2:36Speaker 1: Well, no, not into the poop, but he was fine
- 2:38Speaker 1: that I said, I almost take.
- 2:39Speaker 3: A shower, girl. I oh god, I'll help you.
- 2:46Speaker 4: I meant a pressure washer out back.
- 2:48Speaker 1: Poop happens right, pressure washer, you know. I mean, if
- 2:56Speaker 1: we're talking about pressure, I know things about Elvis Presley
- 3:01Speaker 1: that I didn't know before I went and saw the
- 3:03Speaker 1: bas Lerman film. The first thing is that he had
- 3:08Speaker 1: a average or slightly smaller than average penis that was uncut.
- 3:13Speaker 1: I know that people have verified that over time.
- 3:17Speaker 3: Elvis.
- 3:18Speaker 1: I don't know that I needed to know that, but
- 3:21Speaker 1: I do now. But what I can reveal and poop
- 3:24Speaker 1: related and why I'm telling you this, He didn't have
- 3:29Speaker 1: a heart attack because he was just like a fat
- 3:31Speaker 1: piece of shit on the toilet. He had four to
- 3:35Speaker 1: five months worth of solid constipation in his mega colon,
- 3:42Speaker 1: a condition which he had that it was the straining
- 3:47Speaker 1: to try to go to the bathroom that caused his
- 3:50Speaker 1: heart attack.
- 3:51Speaker 3: Why was he so backed up?
- 3:53Speaker 1: Because he was on all those like uppers and downers
- 3:56Speaker 1: and things to perform. The medicine backed him up. And
- 4:00Speaker 1: we didn't know then about like, hey, you take fiber
- 4:03Speaker 1: with your opial. You know, like no one that yeah
- 4:09Speaker 1: fiber and he I mean, his doctors were two men
- 4:12Speaker 1: that were a step away from like Michael Jackson's final doctor,
- 4:15Speaker 1: and I think we all know how that went. So
- 4:18Speaker 1: they were just giving him whatever he needed to perform
- 4:20Speaker 1: because he said he wanted it, not because it was
- 4:22Speaker 1: maybe what was.
- 4:23Speaker 3: Right thrown allegedly in there because I don't know if
- 4:26Speaker 3: they've been proven guilty and I don't want to get seen.
- 4:29Speaker 1: Who oh, Michael Jackson's no, well I think I mean
- 4:33Speaker 1: it's the same thing any any doctor, whether they're guilty
- 4:36Speaker 1: or not. You the doctor should do what's right for
- 4:40Speaker 1: the person's body, not just because they're like, give me
- 4:42Speaker 1: the fucking drugs.
- 4:47Speaker 2: This is America and people take all kinds of pills,
- 4:51Speaker 2: sometimes ones they find in the gutter.
- 4:54Speaker 4: Oh fun, gutter pills. Yeah, drugs, those.
- 4:59Speaker 3: Gutter pill how's my punk band name.
- 5:01Speaker 4: I'm still kind.
- 5:02Speaker 2: Of hooked on this mega colon concept because I've never
- 5:04Speaker 2: heard of this before.
- 5:06Speaker 1: Maybe like yeah, like you're it's it just gets like bigger.
- 5:12Speaker 1: It's it's like a medical condition where you get an
- 5:15Speaker 1: enlarged colon. It's the same way.
- 5:16Speaker 2: Like so it's not like maybe he's born with it.
- 5:19Speaker 2: Maybe it's mabelane. It's like, okay, so over time you
- 5:22Speaker 2: get a mega colon.
- 5:23Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, just development.
- 5:24Speaker 1: Let's be real. What we know about.
- 5:28Speaker 4: The power bottoms. I want to talk to you.
- 5:33Speaker 3: Mega what do they call it? A Boston or whatever?
- 5:37Speaker 2: Boston Steamer, Cleveland Steamer, Cleveland steamer.
- 5:43Speaker 4: So sorry, and.
- 5:44Speaker 1: I know someone who did one once, but let's not
- 5:46Speaker 1: get into that.
- 5:47Speaker 3: Oh God, tell us about your friend date you guys.
- 5:51Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, you finally met in person.
- 5:57Speaker 1: I r L guys, I.
- 5:58Speaker 4: R L real life. Oh my gosh, it was awesome. Awesome.
- 6:03Speaker 4: Arin is just as lovely in person as she is
- 6:06Speaker 4: over camera. She's right good for solid dise solid double
- 6:12Speaker 4: dese solid double deuse.
- 6:15Speaker 1: I mean they're a little bit loaded, aguins. I'm sorry.
- 6:18Speaker 4: You just need to hydrate.
- 6:19Speaker 3: It's fine.
- 6:21Speaker 2: You have Oh my god, you have a sheet ghost
- 6:24Speaker 2: Uh drink.
- 6:25Speaker 3: Oh it's like the name of your own Hell.
- 6:29Speaker 1: Yeah, I have two of those. Do you want my
- 6:31Speaker 1: other one? Yeah?
- 6:33Speaker 3: If the lids, she's not gonna let me buy it.
- 6:36Speaker 1: Yeah, the lids are a little long.
- 6:38Speaker 4: Just wake on her chest, but like you can use.
- 6:41Speaker 3: The Here, can your tits hold my money?
- 6:44Speaker 6: Please?
- 6:45Speaker 4: They can hold a lot of stuff.
- 6:47Speaker 1: Not when I'm sleeping, No, when I'm sleeping, it would
- 6:50Speaker 1: just be like you were putting them on my sternum,
- 6:54Speaker 1: because you would have to find them in my armpits.
- 6:56Speaker 2: I would fold it into like a small little airplane
- 6:58Speaker 2: and find just like a gap in the window, like
- 7:00Speaker 2: through the window, make a crane out of.
- 7:01Speaker 1: It, a gap in my boob?
- 7:04Speaker 4: How do you think the window?
- 7:06Speaker 3: Oh?
- 7:07Speaker 1: The window? Okay, that's better. Oh oh, Siri is listening
- 7:10Speaker 1: to me talk.
- 7:12Speaker 4: There is damn it I thing known as cleavage.
- 7:14Speaker 3: I think he understands how bob works.
- 7:17Speaker 1: Right, No, I know, yes, yes, I been there, done
- 7:20Speaker 1: that for the baby James.
- 7:23Speaker 3: Oh did you do the did you do the experimenting before?
- 7:26Speaker 3: You were like?
- 7:26Speaker 4: Yeah, no, thanks the way I would refer to.
- 7:29Speaker 2: So I met up with this, but one of my
- 7:32Speaker 2: friends called me a trisexual in high school and college. Yeah,
- 7:35Speaker 2: you try everything, willing to try it, and if I
- 7:38Speaker 2: liked it, I try it again.
- 7:39Speaker 3: Does that still stand?
- 7:41Speaker 7: You know?
- 7:41Speaker 2: I can't say that I tried everything because uh, I
- 7:45Speaker 2: don't think I tried party in play and I never
- 7:48Speaker 2: ate food out.
- 7:48Speaker 4: Of anyone's anything. I didn't everything.
- 7:54Speaker 3: Are you still willing to try?
- 7:56Speaker 8: Oh?
- 7:56Speaker 3: Yeah, oh okay, so we'll call you try sweet sweet.
- 8:00Speaker 1: Well, I'll plan some super fun sexy activities for our
- 8:03Speaker 1: next friend date.
- 8:04Speaker 2: Just I've also been called a pan sexual, but I
- 8:09Speaker 2: thought they were talking about dumpling, so I'm very confused. Yeah, no, no, no, no,
- 8:16Speaker 2: maybe that's why I let's take a five steps back please.
- 8:21Speaker 3: Oh, because it's usually played by a woman.
- 8:23Speaker 1: That's right.
- 8:23Speaker 4: Yeah, because.
- 8:29Speaker 3: It never grows up.
- 8:35Speaker 1: Jesus, I wanted to tell a joke that's gonna seem
- 8:38Speaker 1: so far away, but like sometimes uh, I have dates.
- 8:41Speaker 1: Tell me I'm dim sum, like I'm I'm stupid.
- 8:47Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys, I was gonna say it because you're
- 8:51Speaker 2: like a soup dumpling.
- 8:54Speaker 4: Is your juicy.
- 8:56Speaker 3: Oh, I can be your juicy bun.
- 9:00Speaker 4: I just want to mouthful that brawl.
- 9:05Speaker 1: It's so weird to know that I'll never see James
- 9:08Speaker 1: in person again because I'm so uncomfortable by that comment.
- 9:13Speaker 3: You gotta give in.
- 9:14Speaker 1: I can't even help it. I asked to.
- 9:17Speaker 4: Introduce to you to some really good mac and cheese.
- 9:20Speaker 5: It looked Amazingese's fucking good.
- 9:25Speaker 4: That was the whole day, just eating back and just.
- 9:27Speaker 3: Stared at each other and say anything, put the balls
- 9:30Speaker 3: down and left, and.
- 9:31Speaker 1: Watching James plug in and unplug his heated seat that
- 9:36Speaker 1: was also a large portion of that.
- 9:38Speaker 4: Thing got so damn hot.
- 9:40Speaker 2: So this so we went to a place called the
- 9:43Speaker 2: Tiny Bubble Room in North Portland. So great and originally
- 9:46Speaker 2: we tried to go to one of my favorite places
- 9:48Speaker 2: off of North Lombard and it is called Mock Crest
- 9:50Speaker 2: Tavern and it's like your neighborhood cheers. It's absolutely lovely.
- 9:56Speaker 4: However, it was packed.
- 9:58Speaker 2: They were doing a text hold them tournament and so
- 10:01Speaker 2: there was no table space. We were the only place
- 10:03Speaker 2: we could have sat was outside, and they don't have
- 10:06Speaker 2: They have like one patio heater for the whole space,
- 10:08Speaker 2: and it's just not enough. So I recommended we go
- 10:11Speaker 2: to Tiny bowl Room and we were able to get
- 10:14Speaker 2: one of their private booths. They took like cargo containers
- 10:17Speaker 2: and converted them into like individual stalls and each one
- 10:22Speaker 2: has like a wooden pictic bench in it in the
- 10:24Speaker 2: center on the top is a small fire pit like
- 10:27Speaker 2: gas fire pit, and then each of the seats has
- 10:30Speaker 2: a powered like seat heater that you.
- 10:33Speaker 4: Can plug it. It doesn't have a setting, so you
- 10:35Speaker 4: can't like turn it down or anything. So yeah, I
- 10:39Speaker 4: was I was cooking.
- 10:42Speaker 1: Roast.
- 10:44Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, sudden the oven too long, so I had
- 10:47Speaker 2: to unplug and plug back in a few times.
- 10:50Speaker 1: I also successfully pod prozled him and explained that he
- 10:55Speaker 1: was going to be our occasional Blanche and.
- 10:59Speaker 3: He ye, oh okay.
- 11:03Speaker 1: We kept having the meal and he's back, so it
- 11:06Speaker 1: weren't okay.
- 11:07Speaker 3: I wanted him to be like, it's like.
- 11:11Speaker 2: It's like I can't commit to like every single episode
- 11:14Speaker 2: because my schedule is so crazy.
- 11:16Speaker 4: But we're weird.
- 11:20Speaker 2: What I said was yeah, if I am available, I'm there,
- 11:24Speaker 2: and so like this last times, just like hey, can
- 11:27Speaker 2: you get down on one knee next episode. No, it
- 11:32Speaker 2: was more kind of just like this slight, shy smile
- 11:35Speaker 2: of being like, so I brought you something and then
- 11:39Speaker 2: she pulled out those canvas.
- 11:41Speaker 4: Yeah, it was It was.
- 11:43Speaker 1: Do you know that you're the only person that has
- 11:45Speaker 1: their bag that there's you're sitting right here in boxes
- 11:50Speaker 1: because I'll take some time, she'll get there.
- 11:55Speaker 4: I don't know how I feel.
- 11:57Speaker 1: I special.
- 11:59Speaker 4: I'm very share local.
- 12:01Speaker 3: Yes you're drivable.
- 12:05Speaker 1: Yeah, you're drivable. Now they're actually waiting because I had
- 12:10Speaker 1: to order us the Thug Life shirts from Walmart with
- 12:14Speaker 1: the girls on it. So I'm just I'm waiting.
- 12:18Speaker 3: I saw these great shirts at Walmart, James, but they
- 12:21Speaker 3: didn't have my size and I was telling them I
- 12:23Speaker 3: love them, and I guess now Aaron ordered them.
- 12:25Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes what you have to do now is like
- 12:29Speaker 2: the stores are carrying less and less as far as
- 12:30Speaker 2: variety goes.
- 12:31Speaker 4: Yeah, and so like so much stuff you have to
- 12:34Speaker 4: get online.
- 12:34Speaker 2: And that's that's not just for like clothing, that's also
- 12:36Speaker 2: like home deepot lows like hardware stores. You can go
- 12:41Speaker 2: to their website and they carry it quote unquote, but
- 12:44Speaker 2: it's an online only item.
- 12:45Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 12:46Speaker 5: Oh man, So then you have to spend a certain
- 12:48Speaker 5: amount of money before you get free shipping. And that's
- 12:51Speaker 5: how they get you.
- 12:54Speaker 4: I've learned about myself that when it comes to things
- 12:56Speaker 4: like this, I'm great at.
- 12:58Speaker 2: Like showing up doing the thing and and being like
- 13:00Speaker 2: bye when it comes because I do so much other
- 13:04Speaker 2: stuff that I self produce or that I self manage
- 13:07Speaker 2: and whatnot, So to take on something else I would
- 13:09Speaker 2: just be throwing myself under some proverbial bus. So I
- 13:12Speaker 2: downloaded Zoom onto this new laptop right, and I'm getting
- 13:16Speaker 2: all of the new computer prompts and things.
- 13:18Speaker 4: Like do you want AI for this? Would you like
- 13:19Speaker 4: an AI companion for that? We have an AI tool
- 13:22Speaker 4: for this?
- 13:22Speaker 3: Aick, Oh no, I don't go way.
- 13:26Speaker 4: I thought the Microsoft paper clip was annoying.
- 13:28Speaker 1: Damn, hey, Clippy, has his own series of erotic novels
- 13:33Speaker 1: okay on Amazon.
- 13:36Speaker 5: They're pretty interesting.
- 13:37Speaker 1: I haven't read them, as I've read.
- 13:40Speaker 3: An actual quote is that his eyes are stuck on
- 13:43Speaker 3: with magnets or something. So it's quality writing.
- 13:49Speaker 2: So is it like he just walks into the bedroom
- 13:50Speaker 2: and he's like, oh, would you like help with that?
- 13:53Speaker 3: Like he undangles and then he's like a straight line.
- 13:56Speaker 5: I guess, yeah, sure that's.
- 14:04Speaker 1: Up out of himself. No, it was very weird, but
- 14:08Speaker 1: he could caught a rize a wound maybe, so like
- 14:11Speaker 1: a really skinny fuck and caught a rising a wound.
- 14:14Speaker 3: That's what you want?
- 14:15Speaker 1: Are you in yeh, Clippier, are you in yet? That
- 14:19Speaker 1: would be my vertion of the story.
- 14:22Speaker 4: Clipper are you in there?
- 14:27Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 14:28Speaker 4: Wound up?
- 14:29Speaker 1: Oh? Christ? All right, I don't know how to get
- 14:33Speaker 1: out of this in a good segue. So I'm just
- 14:35Speaker 1: gonna say, Gina, why don't you tell us about the episode?
- 14:38Speaker 3: Hey? Thanks, Aaron, and I will. Today is season three,
- 14:41Speaker 3: episode nine. It's called a Visit from Little s Fen
- 14:47Speaker 3: Original original air date November twenty first, nineteen eighty seven.
- 14:52Speaker 3: Directed by Terry Hughes, written by David Nichols. What do
- 14:57Speaker 3: we think a visit from Little s Fenn will be about.
- 15:02Speaker 5: This is someone from Rose's hometown, back from Saint all Off,
- 15:06Speaker 5: and his name's Little Then.
- 15:07Speaker 4: But he's like really.
- 15:08Speaker 3: Tall, really tall, okay, like John Fink tall. Yeah, okay,
- 15:13Speaker 3: it's like six', ten, Right, james what do you?
- 15:16Speaker 2: THINK i Think rose has been putting herself out, there
- 15:20Speaker 2: and she joined a bridge club and invites one of
- 15:26Speaker 2: her friends over from the bridge club and they have
- 15:28Speaker 2: this little friend Named sven who is coming for a.
- 15:31Speaker 2: Visit but seven is a sock puppet that has never been.
- 15:35Speaker 1: WASHED i love that.
- 15:41Speaker 4: Recoil in Horror gina's.
- 15:44Speaker 2: Face, NO i, KNOW i was, LIKE i wish that was.
- 15:47Speaker 1: IT i wish that Was i'm.
- 15:49Speaker 2: Trying to rewrite it in my mind because just like
- 15:53Speaker 2: the reactions we would get From blanche And dorothy would
- 15:57Speaker 2: just be flipping.
- 15:58Speaker 4: Gold, Well, So.
- 16:01Speaker 1: James in the, past when you've been, Here, wait did
- 16:04Speaker 1: you finish.
- 16:05Speaker 3: The, yeah did you take a villain in a? Well?
- 16:09Speaker 1: Yeah do you want to do the villain today or
- 16:12Speaker 1: do you Want, yeah.
- 16:12Speaker 3: You've done it, BEFORE i have done it.
- 16:15Speaker 4: Before i'll do the villain.
- 16:16Speaker 2: Today, sure, yeah all, Right so who do you think
- 16:20Speaker 2: the villain's gonna be, sorry can we get that sound?
- 16:22Speaker 1: Clip? James we need an oh fuck?
- 16:24Speaker 2: Yeah oh the porn prop daddy fuck?
- 16:28Speaker 1: Yeah oh, yes right, RIGHT i forgot we're supposed to
- 16:31Speaker 1: be calling you. Prop james is.
- 16:33Speaker 4: Probably, no you don't have to call me, that but,
- 16:35Speaker 4: like is that the?
- 16:37Speaker 6: Yeah oh fuck, yeah it's like.
- 16:49Speaker 1: It's like a dirty koolid. Man is that? Weird it's
- 16:53Speaker 1: like a sexy dirty kool aid. Man.
- 17:00Speaker 2: Dirty he's a picture of. Cum, yeah brother of mister,
- 17:04Speaker 2: clean mister.
- 17:05Speaker 1: DIRTY i gotta really remember to check the explicit box
- 17:10Speaker 1: on this week's episode WHEN i we have delved in
- 17:13Speaker 1: some very different topics THAT i.
- 17:16Speaker 2: Love, Yeah i'd love to take on the.
- 17:19Speaker 3: Villain, okay so who's gonna?
- 17:23Speaker 4: Be think it's gonna be who's the villain this?
- 17:27Speaker 3: Week mm, Hmmm, KRISTEN i love it BECAUSE i feel, like,
- 17:39Speaker 3: yeah so it's all on, me no. Pressure, well usually
- 17:43Speaker 3: the guest pick and you agree with. Him this is
- 17:44Speaker 3: your you get a free. Pick.
- 17:47Speaker 1: Shut we're singing different. Songs let's go With.
- 17:53Speaker 3: Sophia. Sophia yeah it good, solid guess.
- 18:01Speaker 1: Not as solid as the. Poop And alice is calling.
- 18:07Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay well on that, note let's go listen to a. Commercial,
- 18:13Speaker 3: well you listen to the, commercial we'll watch the. Show
- 18:15Speaker 3: then we'll come back with a.
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- 18:54Speaker 1: It do? IT i love.
- 18:57Speaker 3: It welcome. Back that was a fun. One that Was that's.
- 19:03Speaker 1: AWESOME i am Always i'm always rooting for blallall and
- 19:09Speaker 1: sweat telling each other. BLAH i. DO i like that
- 19:17Speaker 1: his hair like was the exact shade of yellow of
- 19:20Speaker 1: his turtle neck that. On as soon AS i saw
- 19:24Speaker 1: him wearing, it it WAS matchi. Swimming that's WHY i
- 19:28Speaker 1: don't wear that color. Yellow it's the same color as.
- 19:32Speaker 1: ME i just look washed. Out well not now that
- 19:35Speaker 1: my hair is, gray Because i'm fucking, old but WHEN
- 19:36Speaker 1: i was, blonde all one. Color, look you know, what
- 19:41Speaker 1: don't judge. Me no one's judging, you gray.
- 19:45Speaker 6: Hair.
- 19:46Speaker 1: Man now we Owe James blunt two sets of.
- 19:49Speaker 3: Royalties it wasn't enough to.
- 19:51Speaker 1: Count all, Right, well what did you guys think of the?
- 19:57Speaker 1: Episode and are you ready to play this?
- 19:59Speaker 3: BLUGGET i really enjoyed. That it was a lot of.
- 20:03Speaker 4: FUN i liked.
- 20:04Speaker 2: It, yeah and like saw somewhere recently that somebody was
- 20:07Speaker 2: talking about the show and how the jokes still land
- 20:10Speaker 2: like even many years, later and it yeah.
- 20:14Speaker 3: Non racist, Ones yeah. Yeah we were, like, oh like.
- 20:21Speaker 1: They were never racist so much as just like leaned
- 20:24Speaker 1: into like old. Stereotypes, yeah they weren't like we hate
- 20:31Speaker 1: people of different. Nationalities it was more like Saying indian.
- 20:36Speaker 3: Too but then we just had a pro transgender, one
- 20:39Speaker 3: so we're, like.
- 20:40Speaker 1: Yeay all, right, RIGHT i watched this WHEN i was
- 20:45Speaker 1: talking to the twenty nine year old for that like,
- 20:47Speaker 1: week AND i felt very triggered by this.
- 20:50Speaker 3: Episode why did we throw you over for a younger?
- 20:56Speaker 1: Woman as it turns, out eventually he did ghost. Me,
- 21:00Speaker 1: mmmm because men are, dicks they have.
- 21:05Speaker 2: Them that's. True, YEAH i have a, Dick SO i cosplays?
- 21:12Speaker 4: One is that what? Happened you're welcome science all?
- 21:21Speaker 1: RIGHT i didn't know.
- 21:24Speaker 4: That that's like one of The BILL ny Episodes science
- 21:31Speaker 4: because they have one.
- 21:33Speaker 3: Facts, no that was More beakman's world where they were
- 21:37Speaker 3: a little.
- 21:37Speaker 1: WEIRDER i feel, like if if it's gonna have that
- 21:40Speaker 1: like facts, narrative we need one of those like red
- 21:43Speaker 1: stamps that like goes across the.
- 21:45Speaker 4: Screen just that sound.
- 21:48Speaker 3: Foul yeahs.
- 21:55Speaker 6: Facts and Dickst.
- 21:59Speaker 1: So we're gonna we're gonna do this. Quiz this quiz
- 22:03Speaker 1: is gonna be, yeah.
- 22:06Speaker 3: And, listen, listeners we are trying a new.
- 22:10Speaker 1: Things thank you To Aaron randolph who turned us onto
- 22:13Speaker 1: the people who were also going to thank over at
- 22:15Speaker 1: multibuzz dot, app which is called Multi, buzzer very, cool
- 22:20Speaker 1: Very free's gonna be more. Correct up to two hundred
- 22:24Speaker 1: people can use it at a, time like if for
- 22:27Speaker 1: office and. Stuff i've actually like done a little digging
- 22:30Speaker 1: on the. Site it's pretty cool, Tool so thanks, again. Buz,
- 22:36Speaker 1: yeah and and they it's, free so they're not even
- 22:38Speaker 1: paying us or. ANYTHING i just like it. Is everyone.
- 22:42Speaker 1: Ready this is gonna be very.
- 22:44Speaker 3: Competitive you can still yell your, name but just worry about. Clicking.
- 22:48Speaker 4: YEAH i feel Like i'm.
- 22:49Speaker 2: Ready but Then kristen always throws me several, curveballs so we'll,
- 22:53Speaker 2: see she'll fuck your day.
- 22:55Speaker 4: Up, well she's gonna me up real. Good, Yeah i'm
- 23:02Speaker 4: gonna Get. Christian it is the.
- 23:06Speaker 3: BEST i, MEAN i can't argue that UNTIL i have,
- 23:13Speaker 3: It so why not question? One, Yeah.
- 23:20Speaker 1: I'm as steamroll. Over i'm just gonna keep trying to
- 23:23Speaker 1: finish down gluten.
- 23:23Speaker 4: Free what do you want your friend to get? Fucked
- 23:26Speaker 4: you just need to get. Laid you need to Get kristen.
- 23:28Speaker 1: Fucked, okay, wait who is christened more Than? Oh, OKAY
- 23:35Speaker 1: i was, like she gets fucked more than the rest of.
- 23:37Speaker 3: Us probably probably.
- 23:40Speaker 1: Good for, You, christen certainly more than.
- 23:43Speaker 4: Me proud of.
- 23:44Speaker 1: You, yeah enjoy that pound town with Your now let's
- 23:51Speaker 1: move on to the. Quiz question, one, motherfuckers let's do.
- 23:56Speaker 1: This how are you and making love the Same.
- 24:03Speaker 4: Oh, shit.
- 24:07Speaker 1: You're off to a great, start ladies and. Gentlemen, Shriek, OH.
- 24:13Speaker 4: I got one of my other.
- 24:15Speaker 1: Notes, okay, Well kristin buzzed in. First let's see what
- 24:20Speaker 1: she has to.
- 24:20Speaker 5: SAY a lot beer makes objects appure.
- 24:24Speaker 1: Larger all, right, yeah that's, Correct it's. Okay there's so
- 24:31Speaker 1: many more. Questions where is the cake? From and what is? It?
- 24:36Speaker 5: Kristen because you didn't reset the buzzer, nice nice.
- 24:43Speaker 3: Before we record.
- 24:44Speaker 1: IT i fucking did it every. Time god damn it
- 24:53Speaker 1: ry because she was getting all of. Me so, look
- 24:58Speaker 1: my ONLY I, r our real friend from The portland
- 25:02Speaker 1: area is here. Tonight i'm a little. Nervous i'm. SORRY
- 25:05Speaker 1: i made a. Mistake that was just. Fun spoiler alert,
- 25:13Speaker 1: listeners when it's time to start checking the score throughout the,
- 25:17Speaker 1: Game i'll have zero and it'll be the first thing
- 25:20Speaker 1: she says this, BITCH.
- 25:26Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 25:27Speaker 1: What oh, No i'm, No i'm reading it again and
- 25:31Speaker 1: they will have to BUZZ i hope you're.
- 25:33Speaker 2: First but you were, industrious like you came up with a,
- 25:36Speaker 2: solution whereas my dumb ass was over, here just like
- 25:38Speaker 2: clack in the.
- 25:46Speaker 1: Was the solution to shame your best friend after she
- 25:50Speaker 1: only just forgave you for blood on the clock. Tower
- 25:54Speaker 1: was that the? ANSWER i? Think? Not all, Right i've
- 26:02Speaker 1: reset the. Buzzer everybody, Good here we. Go where is
- 26:07Speaker 1: the cake? From and what is? It? Oh, look, No
- 26:12Speaker 1: kristen was. FIRST i still have no.
- 26:14Speaker 5: Clue the cake was A florida oh, right and the
- 26:24Speaker 5: cake place was get it while it's, hot.
- 26:26Speaker 1: Get it while it's. Hot BUT i was, like what fucking?
- 26:28Speaker 1: CAKE i totally forgot the dickcake, Point, kristen which is
- 26:33Speaker 1: weird because, uh, OH i might make a problematic female
- 26:37Speaker 1: babies In china in the nineteen, eighties joke again and
- 26:41Speaker 1: make them. Sad, okay so we're gonna reset those. Buzzers number,
- 26:47Speaker 1: three buzzers are. Reset fingers are pulsing over the. Keyboard
- 26:56Speaker 1: oh finished the, Line Rose, Edition Big span and Bigs fan, Too, like.
- 27:07Speaker 3: Why Did.
- 27:10Speaker 1: James came? In? Quick are you not playing, Now? Kristen
- 27:14Speaker 1: are you having a little tantrum over? There i'm?
- 27:17Speaker 3: PLAYING i thought she BUZZ i heard two.
- 27:19Speaker 1: Buzzes it was you And. James yeah, okay uh Like
- 27:26Speaker 1: jaws And jazz.
- 27:27Speaker 3: Two, yeah, Yay, JAMES i did?
- 27:31Speaker 1: It, yeah, yeah, Okay, gina we're the only ones with.
- 27:38Speaker 3: Zero that's that's my, life big.
- 27:42Speaker 2: Zero, no, no, no, okay.
- 27:49Speaker 1: Sorry, okay he's. Ready you're ready for the next. Questions
- 27:54Speaker 1: that question.
- 27:56Speaker 3: What Focused james is being too? SEXY i know so.
- 28:01Speaker 1: Hard Our james shows are the gas leak shows because
- 28:05Speaker 1: we're all like stupid giddy about how cool he. Is
- 28:08Speaker 1: it's so we're all the cool points out the window
- 28:12Speaker 1: When james is. Here all. Right question? Four what is
- 28:16Speaker 1: flender hooven and how is it normally? Served, Oh kristen
- 28:23Speaker 1: bike sixty one milliseconds.
- 28:26Speaker 5: Slender flender hooven is oatmeal and it's usually served with
- 28:32Speaker 5: yak and testine.
- 28:34Speaker 1: Crackers, yeah that is.
- 28:36Speaker 3: Correct it was oatmeal and that's ALL i. Remember, oh,
- 28:39Speaker 3: THANKS i.
- 28:41Speaker 4: Just remember the. CRACKERS i had like a guttural reactions
- 28:45Speaker 4: like it.
- 28:46Speaker 1: Made me gag the first TIME i watched the. Episode
- 28:50Speaker 1: SO i went back and listened to the line SO
- 28:53Speaker 1: i could do a question on, it because, normally IF
- 28:56Speaker 1: i can't to keep it fair for you, Guys just
- 28:58Speaker 1: so you, Know i've seen the shows so many, times so,
- 29:01Speaker 1: typically IF i can't jot down a question or the
- 29:04Speaker 1: notes for a question in the time the scene's playing,
- 29:07Speaker 1: Out i'm trying to not go back and just intentionally
- 29:11Speaker 1: make it hard for you. Guys and, so but that,
- 29:14Speaker 1: case WHEN i heard the yak, THING i was, LIKE
- 29:17Speaker 1: i have to rewind and hear this scene again because
- 29:19Speaker 1: there's a question involved with yak. Intestines, certainly okay, though
- 29:27Speaker 1: everybody getting, Ready.
- 29:29Speaker 4: Okay you're.
- 29:30Speaker 1: Poised what Does floyd McCallum, Own kristen only person that
- 29:39Speaker 1: buzzed in good job pet neutering? Business, yeah he has
- 29:44Speaker 1: the most successful pet neutering business in the Greater miami.
- 29:49Speaker 1: Area it is an oddly specific.
- 29:52Speaker 3: BRAG i thought you were chopping ahead to be like
- 29:54Speaker 3: his yacht or.
- 29:55Speaker 1: Whatever, NO i realized, Today i'm getting us kind of
- 30:00Speaker 1: set up here for the NEXT i was, like, oh, yeah,
- 30:04Speaker 1: YEAH i MEAN i probably would have accepted, that but
- 30:08Speaker 1: that wasn't the answer to the.
- 30:09Speaker 3: Question, uh, okay normally you go chronologically.
- 30:15Speaker 1: Through so that's, yeah, well because that was yeah the,
- 30:18Speaker 1: beginning all, right what is S fenn holding in the
- 30:23Speaker 1: kitchen when he turns To blanche and Says floyd mm,
- 30:27Speaker 1: Hmm gina corn? Flakes, yeah the most generic prop box
- 30:36Speaker 1: of corn flakes you ever, Seen and it was a white.
- 30:40Speaker 1: Box it was just a big white box that said
- 30:45Speaker 1: corn flakes and curry your new FONT i THINK i
- 30:49Speaker 1: think it Was curry or New. WELL i like. It. Tattoo,
- 30:56Speaker 1: okay you're on the. Board that my. Life speaking of,
- 31:04Speaker 1: corn this next question is a rapid. Bonus there is
- 31:08Speaker 1: no stump to. It but the first person who really
- 31:11Speaker 1: listens To aaron is going to get this one. Right let's,
- 31:15Speaker 1: go what corn themed musical Had aaron just seen When
- 31:20Speaker 1: james was on our show for the first? Time james shut,
- 31:27Speaker 1: yeah And james was in?
- 31:30Speaker 3: It, no, OH i thought he was in.
- 31:32Speaker 1: It james was in that's, no, lady d'arcel you a
- 31:37Speaker 1: Lady james?
- 31:39Speaker 4: Always, YEAH i mean always and. Forever.
- 31:43Speaker 2: NO i wanted to see that musical when it was
- 31:46Speaker 2: coming Through, portland BUT i couldn't BECAUSE i was in a.
- 31:49Speaker 4: Show, yeah and so that's a good reason for listeners at.
- 31:53Speaker 2: Home it is a fantastic musical with so many corn
- 31:57Speaker 2: puns and the music in, there Like Independently owned.
- 32:00Speaker 1: Is so, phenomenal make a whole, joke.
- 32:05Speaker 4: Oh Several, Yeah but.
- 32:10Speaker 2: Like Alex newell sings on the original cast album and
- 32:13Speaker 2: own and is just fire just.
- 32:15Speaker 4: AMAZING i will have to check it.
- 32:17Speaker 1: Out if it comes back through town and you, go
- 32:20Speaker 1: let me, know BECAUSE i will fucking go. Again it's so.
- 32:23Speaker 1: Fun there's a song where they're, like we Love, jesus
- 32:27Speaker 1: but we drink a. Little my mom went home from
- 32:32Speaker 1: scheck with a. Shotglass it, says we Love, jesus but
- 32:35Speaker 1: we drink a. Little AND i just thought that was
- 32:39Speaker 1: the best, Anyway, okay all, right that was just to
- 32:41Speaker 1: see if you guys listen to my, Stories so thank.
- 32:44Speaker 1: YOU i feel much. BETTER i. MIGHT i might not
- 32:47Speaker 1: have any, points BUT i feel seen and. Heard number.
- 32:53Speaker 1: Seven what name Does blanche keep Calling? Spennina Beady?
- 33:02Speaker 3: Gina Swhen, yeah.
- 33:06Speaker 1: Swen, god it should sound like you're choking on your
- 33:15Speaker 1: tongue in. Medicency oh, GOD i just. See BUT i
- 33:23Speaker 1: do think, that, like if that beautiful young lady hadn't,
- 33:28Speaker 1: appeared he really would have tried to like love and
- 33:30Speaker 1: devote his. Life he seemed like a sweet person that
- 33:32Speaker 1: might have validated her in a way that like it
- 33:37Speaker 1: was believable that it could have.
- 33:38Speaker 3: Happened it's LIKE i wanted to like, him but then
- 33:40Speaker 3: he was like every other.
- 33:41Speaker 1: Guy he was so. Doofy, yeah, yeah he ruins it
- 33:44Speaker 1: at the end by being.
- 33:46Speaker 3: Disgusting but then she goes back With. Floyd so it's,
- 33:50Speaker 3: like none of you learned. Anything, well we.
- 33:53Speaker 1: Didn't we. Didn't we weren't quite as almost equal as
- 33:57Speaker 1: men in the, eighties like there was still more of
- 34:00Speaker 1: a gender gap. Equality we're still NOT i make less
- 34:04Speaker 1: than men that have the same job as.
- 34:06Speaker 3: Me as, well you should get back in the, kitchen
- 34:10Speaker 3: make me a.
- 34:10Speaker 1: QUIZ i am barefoot right, now just not, pregnant so no.
- 34:15Speaker 1: Pies God, jesus speaking of, swen what Does blanche To
- 34:23Speaker 1: floyd McCallum they were doing just minutes, Ago Oh, James.
- 34:34Speaker 4: Well there was a, couple but it was.
- 34:37Speaker 2: It.
- 34:38Speaker 1: Is it's feeding each. Other this was almost A jeopardy
- 34:40Speaker 1: moment where you were just LIKE i got to hit
- 34:43Speaker 1: that buzzer, first but you knew, it so it's all.
- 34:46Speaker 1: Right you got, scared LIKE i know, this.
- 34:52Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah and that WAS i was, like, well TECHNICALLY
- 34:55Speaker 2: i guess there's, two but, like.
- 34:57Speaker 1: No you're, okay you got. It you just look really
- 35:00Speaker 1: scared for a. Second, well they kiss and she's petting
- 35:05Speaker 1: his hair and then she, says, Oh, floyd you should
- 35:09Speaker 1: have seen us a few minutes. Ago and then she
- 35:12Speaker 1: SAID i was feeding him.
- 35:13Speaker 4: And that was the finger in the.
- 35:15Speaker 2: Mouth, okay maybe just mentally in my, HEAD i was just, like,
- 35:18Speaker 2: well we were making out and we were just saying funny.
- 35:21Speaker 4: Things it was just all. Emulated, OKAY.
- 35:25Speaker 1: I love you writing your own, dialogue all, Right so,
- 35:32Speaker 1: okay Point, james EXCEPT i just wrote down that your name.
- 35:37Speaker 1: WAS i like to keep a record of who got
- 35:39Speaker 1: the question, right and NOW i wrote Down. Jane JANE'S
- 35:46Speaker 1: i fixed.
- 35:47Speaker 3: It is that one of their, names, well It's, shane
- 35:54Speaker 3: but he has then As.
- 35:55Speaker 1: Jane i'm not saying, that like you guys don't have
- 35:59Speaker 1: like a, huge huge like gay friend, base but as
- 36:01Speaker 1: someone that spent most of my twenties in gay clubs
- 36:04Speaker 1: as opposed to ever going on a date or to
- 36:08Speaker 1: like a straight, CLUB i don't even know what a
- 36:10Speaker 1: straight club would be like except, sadness because the couple
- 36:13Speaker 1: TIMES i went to a straight, CLUB i was, like
- 36:15Speaker 1: this is just like sad men trying to fuck what's,
- 36:18Speaker 1: Left like this is, Awful and gay clubs are, like
- 36:21Speaker 1: let's fucking dance and like cheap drinks and it's fun
- 36:26Speaker 1: and everybody's in better.
- 36:28Speaker 4: Moods better.
- 36:29Speaker 1: Music. Yeah let me tell you, though the pressure of
- 36:32Speaker 1: choosing where you're gonna watch The Tony, awards where you're
- 36:36Speaker 1: gonna watch The, oscars and where whose house you're gonna
- 36:41Speaker 1: make home camp For pride is fucking stressful when you
- 36:45Speaker 1: have A disneyland size amount of gay. Friends it was
- 36:51Speaker 1: so difficult to pick WHERE i was going, sometimes and
- 36:56Speaker 1: every party was better than the. Next just how they.
- 37:00Speaker 1: DO i, mean straight people have like the Super bowl
- 37:04Speaker 1: and stuff that they do that, with but like specifically
- 37:07Speaker 1: like SUPER i got hired to Be Marilyn monroe once
- 37:13Speaker 1: for this like Bougie oscar. PARTY i was much thinner
- 37:16Speaker 1: in my early twenties AND i was paying a lot
- 37:20Speaker 1: of money AND i drank free all night and like.
- 37:25Speaker 4: So it was on. Brand yeah, Yeah.
- 37:30Speaker 2: Actually she was more pills, right, like well a little.
- 37:33Speaker 1: Bit she was champagne and.
- 37:34Speaker 4: Pills, pills, yeah a little.
- 37:35Speaker 1: Bit, yeah champagne and. Pills but like the pills that
- 37:40Speaker 1: were in her tummy weren't things that she even. Owned
- 37:42Speaker 1: so there's still some like very valid conspiracies out there
- 37:47Speaker 1: about like The kennedys and, stuff because she like like
- 37:53Speaker 1: a big pile of undigested pills in her tummy that
- 37:56Speaker 1: like she couldn't have physically taken herself and.
- 37:59Speaker 4: Shit, like, Yeah i'm.
- 38:01Speaker 2: So donna actually was just talking to me today about
- 38:04Speaker 2: a show that he's working on where it's about a
- 38:07Speaker 2: hairdresser that was a hairdresser for Both Marilyn monroe as
- 38:10Speaker 2: well As Jackie.
- 38:11Speaker 4: Kennedy and so this show is about that.
- 38:14Speaker 2: Hairdresser he wants me to be a part of the,
- 38:17Speaker 2: show which Means i'd have to do a lot of
- 38:18Speaker 2: research About Marilyn.
- 38:19Speaker 4: Monroe and he he was don was the.
- 38:22Speaker 2: One donn is the artistic director for those of you
- 38:24Speaker 2: at home that don't, know, uh the artistic director Of
- 38:26Speaker 2: Triangle productions here In, Portland. Oregon and he was telling
- 38:30Speaker 2: me some of this stuff about how Like marilyn's hair
- 38:33Speaker 2: was falling out because it.
- 38:33Speaker 4: Had been bleached so. Much And i'm, like she went through.
- 38:37Speaker 2: A lot that's like not as clearly LIKE i cracked
- 38:41Speaker 2: the joke about you, know like oh, yeah drinking or,
- 38:43Speaker 2: something but, no like she was put through the ringer
- 38:45Speaker 2: kind of Like Judy.
- 38:47Speaker 4: Garland garland with the.
- 38:48Speaker 1: Pills and starlets.
- 38:52Speaker 4: Back, then.
- 38:54Speaker 3: Horrific did your, Birthday you got a salary, stick.
- 38:58Speaker 1: There's a cotton. Ball, Hollywood.
- 39:01Speaker 2: Hollywood, okay but with all of these additional facts about other,
- 39:07Speaker 2: people that means that we're in the mood for some
- 39:09Speaker 2: trivia about this.
- 39:10Speaker 3: Episode you're, good but we're not there. Yet we're still
- 39:15Speaker 3: in the, quiz aren't We.
- 39:18Speaker 1: Like for EIGHTY hd, people it's probably shouldn't? Squirrel all?
- 39:23Speaker 1: Right here we, go reset the. Buzzers everyone, ready fingers
- 39:29Speaker 1: over the space. Bars oh the?
- 39:32Speaker 4: Reminder no?
- 39:32Speaker 1: Problem why Is dorothy's lipstick? Smeared? Nice i'm not Saying
- 39:40Speaker 1: james has a quick. Finger no, Not i'm not. Always i'm.
- 39:47Speaker 1: Not i'm. Not this is just meant in THE i
- 39:53Speaker 1: hate you guys so much, Today, james what is the
- 39:56Speaker 1: answer to the fucking?
- 39:56Speaker 2: Question first, off my finger has multiple. Speeds then, secondly
- 40:03Speaker 2: the answer is she kissed the?
- 40:05Speaker 1: Driveway you got, It jesus, CHRIST i didn't even try
- 40:11Speaker 1: to make that. Sexual? Y'all did that.
- 40:15Speaker 4: Fuse mode?
- 40:16Speaker 1: Activated what big news Does fen have For rose when
- 40:26Speaker 1: he Gets i'm, SORRY i can't even. Read now you've
- 40:29Speaker 1: broken the. Host we we can never have him And
- 40:40Speaker 1: Eddie pence on at the same time and have a
- 40:41Speaker 1: finger based conversation because, well, yeah our.
- 40:47Speaker 3: Challenge, yeah our.
- 40:48Speaker 1: Friend Eddie pence uh considers himself to be like the
- 40:52Speaker 1: finger bang champion of like the world OR i don't
- 40:57Speaker 1: know IF I okay that all, right let's all call
- 41:00Speaker 1: him down and finishes quiz please for the love Of?
- 41:03Speaker 1: God all, Right, okay what big news Does fenn have
- 41:09Speaker 1: For rose when she gets home from? Work mm. Hmm james.
- 41:19Speaker 2: That he can't Marry olga because his heart belongs to someone.
- 41:22Speaker 1: Else, yeah, yeah.
- 41:26Speaker 4: Yep we didn't have the close. Captioning was It olga Or?
- 41:31Speaker 1: Olga that's WHAT i thought it Was, Olga but every
- 41:34Speaker 1: once in a While rose Said, alga LIKE i really,
- 41:38Speaker 1: Went so that's what's name, was?
- 41:41Speaker 3: Right CAN i.
- 41:43Speaker 1: Get CAN i get a tally on the?
- 41:46Speaker 2: Scores?
- 41:47Speaker 1: Yes aaron has, Zero, Yes gina has.
- 41:54Speaker 3: Two, Yay i'm, Winning kriston.
- 41:57Speaker 1: Has four In james house? Five all? Right why Does
- 42:04Speaker 1: fen think he's in love With? Blanche mm. Hmm kristen
- 42:10Speaker 1: was first because she kissed him and then he kissed.
- 42:18Speaker 1: Him do you have the rest of?
- 42:20Speaker 3: That? OH i thought that was what you. Wanted, Oh,
- 42:26Speaker 3: james do you know?
- 42:27Speaker 2: More because she kissed him and then they fed each.
- 42:31Speaker 1: Other, okay anybody, Else.
- 42:36Speaker 2: Oh kiss kissed, him run her fingers through his, hair
- 42:40Speaker 2: and fed each.
- 42:41Speaker 1: Other, yeah that was the full. Line give this is task,
- 42:48Speaker 1: Master now give. Yourself Give james and you both a.
- 42:50Speaker 1: Point gets a point for the. Assist you get a.
- 42:53Speaker 1: Point it's.
- 42:55Speaker 3: Nothing Oh i'm.
- 43:02Speaker 4: Okay it's like the one black sheep of the. Family it's.
- 43:09Speaker 3: Me i'm the, problem all, Right, Okay i'm not going
- 43:13Speaker 3: to be the.
- 43:13Speaker 4: Problem i'm gonna be the whole. Problem thank.
- 43:15Speaker 3: You the hole is the.
- 43:17Speaker 4: Problem happy, Pride.
- 43:22Speaker 1: Happy.
- 43:23Speaker 4: Pride my hole is a.
- 43:25Speaker 1: Problem we have another no stump bone.
- 43:29Speaker 4: Shirt i'll need that shirt so.
- 43:30Speaker 1: Bad, sorry what is your what does your shirt going to? Say?
- 43:37Speaker 1: AGAIN i feel LIKE i was talking over your. Announcement
- 43:41Speaker 1: my hole.
- 43:42Speaker 4: Is a, Problem my whole is the.
- 43:43Speaker 3: Problem my whole is the whole problem. Problem we're just
- 43:54Speaker 3: workshopping shirts For. Pride we got like three.
- 43:57Speaker 2: Months let us know in the comments what you think
- 43:59Speaker 2: would you find for your friends and? Family, Hey, Mom Merry,
- 44:05Speaker 2: Christmas candell, Later, CHRIS i.
- 44:11Speaker 1: GOT i can have nice ninety nine, problems but a
- 44:18Speaker 1: whole ain't. One my whole is.
- 44:21Speaker 4: One my whole Is, yeah is not a.
- 44:25Speaker 3: Problem oh my, god.
- 44:29Speaker 1: When we record late like, this we get silly bad news.
- 44:33Speaker 1: Fairs can we all? Right, look this is not going
- 44:36Speaker 1: to be a stump. POINT i don't know how many
- 44:39Speaker 1: finished the lines y'all can handle in one, episode but
- 44:43Speaker 1: let's go all, Right i'll say. It it Was. Dorothy
- 44:52Speaker 1: let's try that, Again? Dorothy all, right, right, yeah, yeah
- 44:57Speaker 1: he was feeding, you, yeah feed. It, yeah that's, yeah,
- 45:02Speaker 1: yeah all, Right gina gets the point on.
- 45:04Speaker 4: That nice good.
- 45:06Speaker 3: Chat i'll put it my whole.
- 45:09Speaker 1: Points so now this is this next question is just
- 45:18Speaker 1: give me.
- 45:20Speaker 8: The.
- 45:20Speaker 1: Answer there will be a bonus point later for something. Else, Okay,
- 45:27Speaker 1: OKAY i gotta start writing these questions. Better i'm fucking
- 45:30Speaker 1: myself over it in this. Process, okay you guys ready? Ready
- 45:37Speaker 1: how Did blanche break up with her bow and high
- 45:40Speaker 1: school Quarterback, cartwell honeycutm.
- 45:46Speaker 3: Wow one millisecond. On that was the closest we've. Seen that's.
- 45:52Speaker 2: Incredible she got all of her girlfriends together and they
- 45:57Speaker 2: did a. Cheer AM i supposed to do the? Chair?
- 46:03Speaker 3: No, okay that's what the warning was.
- 46:06Speaker 1: For that's what the warning was. About, okay let me
- 46:09Speaker 1: reset those. Buzzers let's. See So james got that by one.
- 46:15Speaker 1: Millisecond that is. AMAZING i TOOK i took a picture of.
- 46:18Speaker 1: That maybe we use that as one of our, teasers
- 46:20Speaker 1: like see the hot, competition see the heated, rivalry if we,
- 46:26Speaker 1: did if we did hashtag heated, rivalry we would get
- 46:30Speaker 1: people coming to look at our, show just saying, like
- 46:33Speaker 1: the focus is the focus Is Golden.
- 46:36Speaker 3: Girls, bullshit you.
- 46:39Speaker 2: Know it lives rent free in my mind every now
- 46:41Speaker 2: and then when like different moments throughout the day happened
- 46:44Speaker 2: where you guys put out that teaser of buzz.
- 46:48Speaker 4: Buzz, oh they came to, play they came to.
- 46:54Speaker 3: Thank. You that makes me feel.
- 46:56Speaker 1: Good that makes me. Happy so? Good all, right our
- 47:00Speaker 1: buzzers are, reset? Everybody, yeah what was the?
- 47:03Speaker 3: Cheer that's the whole?
- 47:08Speaker 4: Question, okay, four, six?
- 47:11Speaker 1: Eight who will blanch no?
- 47:12Speaker 3: Longer?
- 47:13Speaker 4: Date, yes so, Good it's so, bad but so.
- 47:17Speaker 1: GOOD i loved. It, Okay kristen gets the. Point we
- 47:23Speaker 1: have three questions. Left can we get to tell you the?
- 47:26Speaker 8: Score aaron has, zero, Rude gina has? Three, yeah he has,
- 47:35Speaker 8: six And james has.
- 47:37Speaker 3: Seven holy, moly.
- 47:40Speaker 1: Wait james has? Seven Is james? Winning? YES i don't.
- 47:48Speaker 1: KNOW i don't get. Points so IF i have six
- 47:51Speaker 1: and he has, seven your friend has two.
- 47:53Speaker 2: Apples james bought twenty water, Melons christen eighteen.
- 48:04Speaker 1: With only one Doctor Pepper stan can belch the chorus
- 48:08Speaker 1: of what, Song.
- 48:11Speaker 4: Oh, James Sweet Georgia. Brown that is.
- 48:16Speaker 1: Correct i'm not saying your fingers on pulse mode like you,
- 48:20Speaker 1: said BUT i think it might.
- 48:21Speaker 4: Be he's just when it finds the right, spot it goes.
- 48:26Speaker 1: For so many men can't find that, Spot. James all,
- 48:31Speaker 1: right those.
- 48:32Speaker 2: Of you out, there it feels like a soft. Walnut oh,
- 48:38Speaker 2: geez silence in the.
- 48:39Speaker 4: Room i'm so.
- 48:40Speaker 1: SORRY i made a face only BECAUSE i Really i've
- 48:45Speaker 1: never heard anyone say. That and ALSO i really hate
- 48:48Speaker 1: omens AND i mean, walnuts and SO i was, like, no,
- 48:53Speaker 1: WHAT i hate it's.
- 48:55Speaker 3: Fun he's, right AND i hate.
- 48:57Speaker 8: It, THANKS i hate it so?
- 49:01Speaker 1: Upset, now my, god oh.
- 49:05Speaker 4: My, god sex chips with on THE LINI.
- 49:09Speaker 3: I don't touch my. Walnuts jamps touch my.
- 49:11Speaker 2: Walnut now you, know someone at home is, like wait a,
- 49:19Speaker 2: minute the.
- 49:20Speaker 3: Walnut that's what you gotta?
- 49:23Speaker 4: Cry how HAVE i not found it?
- 49:25Speaker 3: Yet all?
- 49:28Speaker 1: Right that stop and ask for.
- 49:31Speaker 4: Directions, yeah, right it's after the tree on the. Left, what.
- 49:37Speaker 3: Oh, god definitely some vegetation. There. Yeah, yeah.
- 49:43Speaker 1: Sometimes you gotta get a little weed whacker.
- 49:46Speaker 4: Say that what my finger?
- 49:47Speaker 1: Is? Now can we just please get through these last
- 49:57Speaker 1: two questions and THEN i don't. Care we can just
- 50:00Speaker 1: send into magnis until we pass. Out, Yeah Jesus. Christ,
- 50:05Speaker 1: Okay buzzards just said. This, okay in The Old, country
- 50:12Speaker 1: what happens when a woman breaks up with a? Man?
- 50:17Speaker 2: Oh, yes he can shave her head and put on
- 50:20Speaker 2: a really it she?
- 50:21Speaker 1: Has, Yeah, Okay james gets the. Point Hey, james did?
- 50:27Speaker 1: It you, Know. Kristen one THING i can tell you
- 50:31Speaker 1: is you will be able to rest Book Daddy Aaron
- 50:34Speaker 1: randolph by saying that Prop daddy smoked you at this.
- 50:40Speaker 1: Quiz he is never he is never one with this.
- 50:45Speaker 1: Speed Aaron randolph has, won but he's never one with
- 50:48Speaker 1: this like magnitude of points. Either, okay last, Question this
- 50:53Speaker 1: is not necessarily an order with rest to the. Show,
- 50:59Speaker 1: okay it's sort of A it is an, order but
- 51:02Speaker 1: it's also a little bit of a. Callback and okay
- 51:07Speaker 1: it says, wait, wait, wait, YEAH.
- 51:13Speaker 4: I gotta win either.
- 51:16Speaker 1: Way Unbelievable James gino wins the quiz for the least
- 51:26Speaker 1: number of, times telling me to reset the fucking buzzard
- 51:29Speaker 1: the first time we've ever tried.
- 51:31Speaker 3: It, yay that was the least annoying.
- 51:37Speaker 1: Last question bitches strapping'. S fenn decides to go home
- 51:44Speaker 1: so he can sleep With. Olga who Does big send
- 51:47Speaker 1: sleep With kristen the?
- 51:52Speaker 3: Cows, yes all, right, yeah.
- 51:55Speaker 4: Because he gets.
- 51:56Speaker 1: Them, Yeah, jesus that was a fucking. Nightmare later on today's,
- 52:02Speaker 1: episode it's prop.
- 52:03Speaker 3: Daddy, yeah bad.
- 52:11Speaker 1: Fuck, yeah there's Mister.
- 52:15Speaker 2: Commide that just makes me think it's like a giant
- 52:21Speaker 2: picture of.
- 52:22Speaker 1: Come that's What i'm mentioning.
- 52:23Speaker 6: That, yeah oh fuck, yeah you need some.
- 52:30Speaker 3: Protein how IF i never thought of?
- 52:34Speaker 1: That right?
- 52:37Speaker 3: There free.
- 52:39Speaker 1: Protein, Man if you're starving and you've got a, marriage
- 52:45Speaker 1: you've got com.
- 52:46Speaker 3: Yeah to save Your, sorry what about a pork.
- 52:48Speaker 5: Chop there's this much if you, swallow it's got about
- 52:53Speaker 5: the average amount of protein as a pork.
- 52:55Speaker 3: Chop oh oh oh, yeah.
- 52:58Speaker 4: Right.
- 53:00Speaker 1: Well it's like a bunch of tiny, babies.
- 53:04Speaker 3: Babies millions and half. Babies well you're half a, baby
- 53:10Speaker 3: half a.
- 53:11Speaker 4: Baby someoneuld say, like oh, YEAH i swallowed his. Children i'm,
- 53:14Speaker 4: like excuse.
- 53:15Speaker 1: ME.
- 53:18Speaker 3: I swallowed his.
- 53:19Speaker 1: Potential the first TIME i ever had reference to that
- 53:26Speaker 1: joke was when someone that was like fighting near me, said,
- 53:33Speaker 1: yeah well your mom had you and then she swallowed your.
- 53:37Speaker 1: Brother they were like so mad at each other that
- 53:44Speaker 1: the person was sort of clumsily at a restaurant In Buena, Park,
- 53:51Speaker 1: california trying to say to their other drunk friend that
- 53:56Speaker 1: the mom stopped WHEN i have, kids so she just
- 53:59Speaker 1: gave the dad, blowjobs and like was so ineloquent with it,
- 54:03Speaker 1: that LIKE i was, like that's. Hilarious and then anytime
- 54:07Speaker 1: some sort of that joke has, Happened i'm thinking of
- 54:09Speaker 1: these like two drunk like bitches after not scary farm like,
- 54:14Speaker 1: fighting and like it was like A denny's or A
- 54:17Speaker 1: norms like kind of a, situation only it was.
- 54:19Speaker 3: A waffle house and they threw a.
- 54:20Speaker 6: Chair oh.
- 54:21Speaker 1: God, anyway, sorry it was my turn to bird walk and.
- 54:26Speaker 1: Scene Oh i'm, SORRY i was just patiently.
- 54:30Speaker 3: Waiting i'm getting, ready all.
- 54:34Speaker 1: Right.
- 54:35Speaker 3: Friends Casey sander Was little Spin. Lindstrom you might have
- 54:41Speaker 3: seen him On Grace underfire Or Home. Improvement Yvette hayden Was.
- 54:46Speaker 3: Olga she was In Deep cover And tides Of, War
- 54:52Speaker 3: Chuck walling Was floyd. McCollum he was. On he did
- 54:56Speaker 3: some Quantum leap And days Of Our. LIVES i have
- 55:01Speaker 3: a plowing out.
- 55:02Speaker 1: TASTE i didn't recognize. It i'll look him. Up If
- 55:05Speaker 1: gina doesn't all.
- 55:06Speaker 3: Look, HIM i don't, know but we have fashion. TREVIA
- 55:09Speaker 3: i wanted to point this out For. Aaron, Yeah spenn's
- 55:14Speaker 3: gray and white sweater is A dale Of, norway The
- 55:17Speaker 3: sarajevo nineteen eighty, four designed for The norwegian ski team
- 55:22Speaker 3: for the nineteen eighty Four.
- 55:23Speaker 1: Olympics, oh it looks like it looked like one of
- 55:27Speaker 1: those kind of. Sweaters it was really his. Sweater the
- 55:31Speaker 1: rest of his clothes awful ill. Fitted his sweaters like
- 55:36Speaker 1: made him look like An abercrombie. Model they were so
- 55:39Speaker 1: like because of a sweater material that hugged him just
- 55:42Speaker 1: right and he looked extra broad in. Him it was
- 55:44Speaker 1: the only thing he had that wasn't shitty clothing. Wise
- 55:47Speaker 1: where his?
- 55:47Speaker 3: Sweaters, Yeah sophia mentions the Movie deliverance Ned baty will
- 55:54Speaker 3: be on the Show Golden palace as one of the
- 55:57Speaker 3: brothers Of. Lange then just a little bit of like cultural.
- 56:06Speaker 3: References they Mentioned Magic johnson he was AN nba. Star.
- 56:10Speaker 3: Uh and they mentioned Mister whipple and he was the
- 56:13Speaker 3: mascot FOR i can't Remember charman toilet.
- 56:16Speaker 1: PAPER i think.
- 56:19Speaker 3: Because they say you asked a cardboard C i think
- 56:25Speaker 3: his thing was like you squeeze it or.
- 56:26Speaker 1: Something, YEAH i do vaguely remember a chubby jolly man
- 56:31Speaker 1: talking about squeezing the toilet.
- 56:33Speaker 3: Paper that's ALL i have unless you figured out who
- 56:37Speaker 3: the guy was On days Of Our.
- 56:38Speaker 1: Lives mm. Hm The internet did me, dirty So i'm
- 56:43Speaker 1: still working on. That perhaps we could Have james tell
- 56:49Speaker 1: us Why sophia is the villain WHILE i keep doing.
- 56:55Speaker 2: The.
- 56:55Speaker 1: Problem by the, way, guys is WHEN i FIGURED i
- 56:57Speaker 1: would just ask backwards into it With floyd, McCallum BECAUSE
- 57:02Speaker 1: i thought that it picked Up rocky wiki fandom and
- 57:10Speaker 1: there are a lot of references To, rocky so apparently
- 57:13Speaker 1: one of The rocky movies there is A floyd McCallum.
- 57:16Speaker 1: Boxer and so my poor little phone was very confusing
- 57:20Speaker 1: BECAUSE i had, Anyway.
- 57:22Speaker 4: Sorry, Ah, sophia how Was sophia the? Villain, Well.
- 57:36Speaker 2: Gertrude down the street was really wanting a letter from her,
- 57:41Speaker 2: grandson who she had learned recently had graduated. College but,
- 57:45Speaker 2: Unfortunately gertrude was not going to get that letter because
- 57:47Speaker 2: her mailbox was hit by someone that was relearning how to.
- 57:52Speaker 2: Drive So gertrude is not going to be getting.
- 57:55Speaker 4: That letter Because sophia. Hit and then, also one of.
- 58:02Speaker 2: The best ways to share love with your friends and
- 58:03Speaker 2: family is to cook for, them to extend the joy
- 58:06Speaker 2: of cooking and Good italian. Food and so For sophia
- 58:10Speaker 2: to refuse to Teach rose how to Cook italian, FOOD
- 58:13Speaker 2: i think is just, villainous.
- 58:16Speaker 8: Just.
- 58:17Speaker 4: ABSOLUTELY i, Mean rose was willing to teach her how to.
- 58:20Speaker 1: DRIVE i couldn't be more proud IF i.
- 58:23Speaker 3: Tried, no he's knocking.
- 58:24Speaker 1: Out.
- 58:28Speaker 2: Yeah and, uh the fact that she would Mock dorothy's
- 58:32Speaker 2: concern by shaking and then helping everyone understand that she
- 58:37Speaker 2: was just gonna fake it. Anyway she bought a FAKE,
- 58:39Speaker 2: ID i, mean that's just. Rude save it for the.
- 58:43Speaker 4: Kids they need to get into the g you.
- 58:44Speaker 3: Mean buy, It she's, like do, no she Wanted dorothy
- 58:47Speaker 3: to bay for.
- 58:48Speaker 4: It so, rude so freaking.
- 58:52Speaker 2: Rude and then she had the audacity to just blatantly
- 58:55Speaker 2: To sven's face talk about his ugly.
- 58:58Speaker 4: CLOTHES i, mean seven.
- 59:01Speaker 2: Didn't know any.
- 59:01Speaker 4: Better, no he did.
- 59:03Speaker 2: Not he didn't know any, Better and like she could
- 59:06Speaker 2: have been a little more helpful and maybe given him
- 59:07Speaker 2: some fashion, advice maybe told him that there's a place
- 59:10Speaker 2: he could go for better clothing options instead of whatever
- 59:13Speaker 2: regretful place he shopped.
- 59:14Speaker 3: At, ESPECIALLY i mean she is not a fashion icon
- 59:18Speaker 3: on her own.
- 59:19Speaker 1: Either, yeah people who live in, house AM i? Right
- 59:22Speaker 1: those house coats and.
- 59:23Speaker 2: House there was one Moment dorothy had on this like
- 59:28Speaker 2: multiple shades of gray slash, black kind of wool maybe
- 59:32Speaker 2: sweater thing with a. COLLAR i was, LIKE i would wear,
- 59:37Speaker 2: That like that is actually really.
- 59:38Speaker 1: Cool every once in a While dorothy has something that,
- 59:41Speaker 1: Like i'm, Like i'd wear, that and like most of the, TIME.
- 59:45Speaker 3: I don't often think that About sophia, Though, no Although.
- 59:49Speaker 1: I'd like some of her little madress like house. Dresses,
- 59:51Speaker 1: yeah like mixed the like pastel plaids she. Has, okay,
- 59:56Speaker 1: YEAH i wouldn't wear, it, right just run it all.
- 1:00:00Speaker 4: Out why Is sophia the?
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: Villain, yes there is trouble at home and she was
- 1:00:05Speaker 2: nowhere to be found.
- 1:00:07Speaker 4: Nowhere the license was more important than her.
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: Friends.
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: Bravo that was pretty. Good that was really.
- 1:00:17Speaker 3: Good oh thank.
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: You so you've either really great job or we've clapped
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: you in at A Universal studios. Ride i'm not sure which,
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: one but good job you did.
- 1:00:32Speaker 3: It you helped us to feed the.
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: Money, yeah oh my, god, right we went on this adventure.
- 1:00:39Speaker 3: Together thanks for.
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: You we've just spun you in a disorienting circle and
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: thrown a bunch of fog at. You now we're gonna
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: clap for. You so you extra don't know what's happening to.
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: You good.
- 1:00:53Speaker 3: Job don't forget your backpacks and the lockers.
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: Cud yeah, GOD.
- 1:01:01Speaker 4: I was actually. SO i was taking notes the entire.
- 1:01:03Speaker 2: Time Whenever sophia did something fucked, UP i was like
- 1:01:06Speaker 2: straight up writing it.
- 1:01:07Speaker 4: DOWN i think that's what that's WHAT i.
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: DO i keep my little remarkable tablet out AND i
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: just jot. NOTES i did even today some of your
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: shirt sticker ideas and then as a whole.
- 1:01:20Speaker 3: Problem, So, james where can we find?
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: You, yes you can find me on my social media's
- 1:01:29Speaker 2: Under james Sharing house and that's my personal.
- 1:01:31Speaker 4: Accounts if you type In James jmes and sharing like
- 1:01:35Speaker 4: you're sharing a cup of.
- 1:01:36Speaker 2: Coffee i'm going to pop. Up if you are interested
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: In Sheet Ghost, productions which is my professional company that
- 1:01:43Speaker 2: does both prop and scenic designs and, fabrication then it's
- 1:01:46Speaker 2: the same. Thing just look me up As Sheet Ghost.
- 1:01:48Speaker 2: Productions that's sheet as AN S H E E t
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: boo and you can see all the things that we're working.
- 1:01:55Speaker 4: On and where can we find?
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: You?
- 1:01:57Speaker 4: Guys where can we find?
- 1:01:59Speaker 3: It on THE.
- 1:01:59Speaker 5: Lni you can find us across all socials At Amaloni
- 1:02:03Speaker 5: pod and you can also email us at amalonipod at
- 1:02:07Speaker 5: gmail dot.
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: Com we would love to hear from, you, GUYS i said, Me, HI.
- 1:02:14Speaker 3: I am definitely a. Dog oh, okay.
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: GOOD i was gonna Ask james if he knew WHAT
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: i was.
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: Yet i'm, Sorry, ABBY i. WAS i was. DISORIENTED i
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: had just lived through an episode Of The Golden, girls
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: which anyone who's ever done that knows it's impactful and
- 1:02:34Speaker 2: affects your.
- 1:02:35Speaker 4: Brain So i'm so.
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: Sorry is. OKAY i just want you guys to know
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: about your. Cheesecakes, ready AND i had a nice. TIME i, did.
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: Too, abby too, abby thanks for making.
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: That OH i didn't make. That i'm ten inches. Tall Mister.
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: James SO i. DIDN'T i.
- 1:02:59Speaker 3: Can't she just cuts it with her one.
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: TOOTH i thought she rubs her face and mixer used
- 1:03:11Speaker 2: her pause to like really mix it in.
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: There, no she uses her pause to just like scrape
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: a piece off for. Us that's why there's always so
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: much hair and some like bark and.
- 1:03:21Speaker 3: Pea probably that's WHY i have so much.
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: Diarrhea oh, yeah a little bit of jardia. Probably.
- 1:03:28Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah the walls in my bathroom looked like A Jackson. Pollock,
- 1:03:36Speaker 4: bye