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The Fatherhood of God
Happy Father’s Day! To celebrate the occasion, I have a few ‘Dad jokes’ for you.
I was going to tell a time-travelling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
"Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize."
"A father carries pictures (in his wallet) where his $$$ used to be." -Steve Martin
Do you know who was the fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table? Sir Cumference.
"Dad, make me a sandwich!" DAD: "Poof, you’re a sandwich!”
Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo'…
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