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Things That Must Go From March 25th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Thank thinks that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Well, things that are bugging you, things that are just
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  Speaker 2: vexing your life, and I have two of them of
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  Speaker 2: my own this morning. If there are things like that
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  Speaker 2: in your life that are just bugging you to death,
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  Speaker 2: that's where this feature comes in. We can help you.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you have a thing that must go, send it
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  Speaker 2: to us. If we read it on the air, maybe
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  Speaker 2: it'll make you feel better. And a lot of times
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  Speaker 2: we get reports that people say, you read my musco
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  Speaker 2: and it went it left my life. That's really great. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so send it to send your musco. Put muscle on
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  Speaker 2: the subject line. Send it to radio from hew at
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  Speaker 2: X ninety six dot com. I'll go first because I'm
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  Speaker 2: trying to deal with this wretched news gathering program on
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  Speaker 2: my computer. It is wretched, and this morning, everything I
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  Speaker 2: try to do, it tells me I can't do. I'm sorry,
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: this file is corrupted, it's read only. You can't edit it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. It's why I don't know. It just is
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  Speaker 2: every single one of them today is doing that, and
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  Speaker 2: it's just I want to just put my fist through
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  Speaker 2: the computer. And my other thing that must go personal
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  Speaker 2: is I go to the ice machine this morning to
• 1:21
  Speaker 2: get some ice for my water glass. And I open
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  Speaker 2: it up and I look into the ice, and I go,
• 1:27
  Speaker 2: is that a turd? No, it's not. Someone has taken there.
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  Speaker 2: It's sealed in plastic, factory sealed. But it's a reheatable burrito,
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  Speaker 2: a burrito that they've put in the ice machine.
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  Speaker 1: I mean there's two muscos here them doing that. But
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  Speaker 1: also we should have a office refrigerator freezer, so there
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  Speaker 1: is a place.
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  Speaker 3: We have one in the hallway there, we have one
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  Speaker 3: back in the breakroom. And then there's also one of promotions.
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  Speaker 2: Whoever, whoever put the burrito in the ice machine, you're
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  Speaker 2: a dick. Let's see now. This one is says bikers
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  Speaker 2: who keep firing their bikes, you know, making that pop
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  Speaker 2: pop pop sound while lane splitting again, nobody is impressed.
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  Speaker 2: And pickup trucks complaining about fuel prices, but continue to
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  Speaker 2: drive pickup trucks. Nobody's forcing you to drive the truck
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  Speaker 2: as you're a regular vehicle. Buy a gas saver and
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: stop complaining. This one says, oh, hi, it's me Hudson,
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  Speaker 2: the intern. Oh we should have had him come in
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  Speaker 2: here and do this. I guess it says. My thing
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  Speaker 2: that must go are customers who leave their bags in
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  Speaker 2: the Walmart checkout lane, because when they leave it behind,
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  Speaker 2: the customer behind them has to now deal with either
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  Speaker 2: turning in that bag or getting it confused with theirs
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  Speaker 2: and accidentally taking it with them.
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  Speaker 1: That must have happened to you specifically, Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I don't see this as being a universal problem. It
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  Speaker 2: then becomes a whole debacle of with the customer who
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  Speaker 2: did leave the leave it and the customer who took
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  Speaker 2: it because now no one knows where the dang bag is.
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  Speaker 2: Be responsible for your own stuff. I have another suggestion
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  Speaker 2: for you, don't shop at Walmart. But that's but that's
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  Speaker 2: just me. Let's see. And then finally this one. I
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  Speaker 2: have a new manager at work who's probably the sweetest
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  Speaker 2: boss I have ever had. There's just one problem, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm hoping you can make it go away. She is
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  Speaker 2: staunchly in the anti vaxx conspiracy world and shames us
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  Speaker 2: all for using medicines that actually work. Now, now listen,
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  Speaker 2: if you want to throw lemon juice and turmeric at
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  Speaker 2: your cancer, that's your.
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  Speaker 1: Business, lemon juice, but.
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  Speaker 2: Don't shame me for forgiving my kid for giving my
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  Speaker 2: kid some robotuzzin so she can actually breathe. The thing
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  Speaker 2: that makes us all of this worse is that we
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  Speaker 2: work for a biomedical company. Thanks for letting me listen.
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  Speaker 2: You are the first liberal voices to break through all
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  Speaker 2: of the noise in my conservative upbringing twenty five years ago,
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  Speaker 2: and now you're the morning show that entertains me and
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  Speaker 2: my kid on our way to school each morning. Thank you, Kerry.
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  Speaker 3: I got one from my dear wife, Sue. Things that
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  Speaker 3: Must Go Companies that over remind you of your appointment
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  Speaker 3: email texts. I have an eye doctor appointment on Friday.
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  Speaker 3: I made the appointment last Friday. I've gotten a text
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  Speaker 3: every day reminding me of it, and the one today
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  Speaker 3: came at six fifteen this morning, way too early. All right,
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  Speaker 3: let's see this one from Lance from Vineyard. I'm right
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  Speaker 3: there with you, Carrie. Damn long division. It must go,
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  Speaker 3: It must go anyway. It's a whole screen. I'm not
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  Speaker 3: going to read the whole thing. Let's see this one
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  Speaker 3: from Hayley. Thing that must go packaging. Everything these days
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  Speaker 3: is packaged in non recyclable, non reusable, multi layer plastic crap.
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  Speaker 3: It seems as though corporations both large and small, are
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  Speaker 3: trying to cover our entire planet with the stuff mushrooms,
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  Speaker 3: pet food, candy, snack foods, even some clothes. All of
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  Speaker 3: these non recyclable, recyclable rappers long outlive us. Thanks for
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  Speaker 3: letting me listen. Let's see this one from Katie Things
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  Speaker 3: in Musco Or when I put my music on shuffle
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  Speaker 3: when driving and it plays the bands in groups, three
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  Speaker 3: or four songs by one band followed by three or
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  Speaker 3: four songs by another, I've wanted on shuffle, That's why
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  Speaker 3: I put it on shuffle. Two. When people practically stop
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  Speaker 3: when making a right hand turn, I'm not expecting them
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  Speaker 3: to turn at a high rate of speed, but turning
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  Speaker 3: like they've got a pot of chili in their lapse.
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  Speaker 3: It's annoying. Thanks for letting me listen. Let's see this
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  Speaker 3: one from doesn't say Who, so I won't say every
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  Speaker 3: protest I go to against Trump and his goons. On
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  Speaker 3: the last two events regarding the Salt Lake Detention Center,
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  Speaker 3: there's been this guy dressed in all black, covered from
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  Speaker 3: head to toe, masks, sunglasses, hood, everything covered. He just
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  Speaker 3: paces around in front of the many protesters. He mentioned
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  Speaker 3: to a lady near me that he wants to make
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  Speaker 3: sure people are safe from cars. I'm glad his presence
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  Speaker 3: is there, hopefully to support the cause. But get rid
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  Speaker 3: of this secretive garb already and finally this I can't
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  Speaker 3: takes any more. I foster dogs, and I have some
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  Speaker 3: of them my own as well. Three times now I
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  Speaker 3: have taken them all for hikes to have found human
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  Speaker 3: poop to roll in. I know you're asking, how do
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  Speaker 3: you know it's human? Believe me, it's totally different. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you'll be one hundred percent positive it's human. Yeah, if
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  Speaker 3: you can't find a bathroom at the very least have
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  Speaker 3: some decency and pick up what you've left in a
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  Speaker 3: doggie bag or plastic bag. Stop it.
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  Speaker 1: People coming up to me while I'm holding my screaming
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  Speaker 1: temper tantrum throwing over stimulated three year old, trying to
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  Speaker 1: talk to me or offer unwanted assistance or advice. Why
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  Speaker 1: on earth do you think you can help? My child
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  Speaker 1: doesn't know you. Do you think I'm enjoying this situation,
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  Speaker 1: but this is what's happening. I'm trying my best. You
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  Speaker 1: think you can help, but just move on, go about
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  Speaker 1: your day. You'll forget about this in a couple of minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Just give me a thumbs up from a distance. Good
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  Speaker 1: Morning radio from Hell. My things that must go are
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  Speaker 1: trees with those white flower blooms that smell like rotten
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  Speaker 1: mushrooms all you want next to them, and people who
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: haven't filed their taxes yet. The dude deadline is getting close.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for letting me listen, Tony. And finally this from
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  Speaker 1: use my name, don't use my name, It doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: What does matter is my list that must go.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: The merge at Parley's Way I E. East has a
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  Speaker 1: dotted line that goes to the very end of the
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  Speaker 1: lane and confuses way too many drivers. They end up
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  Speaker 1: driving on the shoulder instead of moving over. Please make
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  Speaker 1: it stop. Also, rancid nuts need to go. Need I
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  Speaker 1: say more? Thanks lords for making these things disappear. Maria
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  Speaker 1: Begs that must Go on the Radio from Hew Show.