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Hour 3 - The Dance of the Diva · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Ding Dong.
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  Speaker 2: It's our number three, calling an audible. It's the Hour
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  Speaker 2: of the Diva. Wide receiver here in our number three.
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  Speaker 2: What's the temperature around Stefawn Diggs with the Patriots amid
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  Speaker 2: reports that he could end up never playing a game
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  Speaker 2: in New England. Also, new Cowboys wide receiver George Pickens
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  Speaker 2: claimed that he he forced the Steelers to trade him
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  Speaker 2: this offseason, not the other way around. How does that
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  Speaker 2: sound to you? And Dolphins wide receiver Tyreek Hill says
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  Speaker 2: he's a new man since going to church more and
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  Speaker 2: claims he's done with last season's antics. What is your reaction.
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  Speaker 2: We'll talk about all that and more right now here.
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  Speaker 2: It is our number three. During the Dance of the Diva,
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  Speaker 2: The Diva Dance. Welcome in the beginning of another hour
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  Speaker 2: is from the world of the Diva, the Diva Wide Receiver.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna start out in New England. Follow up to
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  Speaker 2: the follow up. That's follow up to the follow up
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  Speaker 2: Wide Receiver. Stefon Diggs, who just got to New England
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  Speaker 2: has not played a single down. He's injured. They knew
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  Speaker 2: he was injured, and already he's in the headlines, and
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  Speaker 2: we talked about this in a previous episode. He's in
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  Speaker 2: the headlines not for making catches and touchdowns, not for
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  Speaker 2: the amazing bond that he's already developed with his patriot
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  Speaker 2: teammates that the viral yacht video yacht yacht yat yacht
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  Speaker 2: y got the viral yacht video with Cardi B and
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  Speaker 2: mysterious substances. What's the pink powder Miami yacht. Let's see
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  Speaker 2: Miami yacht. You got bikinis and you got pink powder.
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  Speaker 2: What could that possibly be? We mentioned last week rock candy.
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  Speaker 2: That's it anyway. Now, reports over the weekend say that
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  Speaker 2: the Patriots are so upset. How upset are they? They're
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  Speaker 2: so upset? It could be turnout the last the parties
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  Speaker 2: over for Stefon Diggs. So let us discuss the question
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  Speaker 2: what is the temperature around Steffan Diggs and the Patriots
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  Speaker 2: at this moment? So I've got music, video, ibuprofen, and TikTok,
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  Speaker 2: and we will combine all of these things together and
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  Speaker 2: we are going to have an amazing dish of poutine,
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  Speaker 2: which they have there all over Canada. So, first of all,
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  Speaker 2: this particular Stefan Diggs story got cranked up a couple
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  Speaker 2: of notches over the weekend. And we use the always
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  Speaker 2: reliable malor thermometer to take the temperature where the sun
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  Speaker 2: don't shine. So we took the temperature and we've determined
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  Speaker 2: this is a moderate grade fever. Moderate grade fever. That's
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  Speaker 2: the temperature. Now why symbolism said, well, it's only Jude
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  Speaker 2: who cares, And football doesn't really get going until training
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  Speaker 2: camp opens up in July and then the exhibition games
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  Speaker 2: in August and the real games in September and all that. Well,
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  Speaker 2: Stefon Diggs is on a new team, he's got a
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  Speaker 2: new coach, he's got a very skeptical fan base, and
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  Speaker 2: he's coming off a knee that, while playing for the
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  Speaker 2: Texans was shredded chicken. So the ligaments in his knee
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  Speaker 2: were shredded chicken. And so this was a chance to
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  Speaker 2: have a fresh start. Rub a dub dub here you go,
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  Speaker 2: and all that stuff from his days at Minnesota and
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  Speaker 2: Buffalo where he was causing problems. I still remember those
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  Speaker 2: great conversations. We used to have a guy that called
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  Speaker 2: the show. He sold out to the day shift, Andy
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  Speaker 2: the comic book guy, and Andy the comic book guys.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, just Deefon Diggs was a model team mate,
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  Speaker 2: wonderful and all this bull crap. He never was, And
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  Speaker 2: it appears he still is the same guy he's always been.
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  Speaker 2: Based on this, so we have a fresh opportunity to
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  Speaker 2: change the narrative, right, things would be different, you know,
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  Speaker 2: go the extra mile, like you're selling gasoline, go the
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  Speaker 2: extra mile to rehab and show the new team and
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  Speaker 2: the new coaching staff and everyone involved that things are different.
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  Speaker 2: That yeah, it's voluntary, but I'm gonna show up because
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  Speaker 2: i want to set an example. I'm a leader, and
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  Speaker 2: that's what leaders do. They do what they don't have
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  Speaker 2: to just do. They go above and beyond that and
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  Speaker 2: make a good first impression. The old mind goes, we
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  Speaker 2: all heard you get one chance to make a good
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  Speaker 2: first impression and watch the tape hang out lead the
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  Speaker 2: way instead. How's that going? Well, let's do a check here.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see here, So he says, been with the pages
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  Speaker 2: now about a month or so, maybe a little less.
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  Speaker 2: He and the video has gone viral, seen millions and
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  Speaker 2: millions of times on a boat, shirtless, dancing, drinking, having
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  Speaker 2: a grand old time. Nothing wrong with that. The pink powder,
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  Speaker 2: that might be an issue, but it moves to know.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it's rock candy, very popular in Miami. He's got
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  Speaker 2: a harem of bikini model slash professional women. If you
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  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, Uh and uh, it looked if
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  Speaker 2: you watch the video over and over, it looks like
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  Speaker 2: he's starring in a new CARDI b music video. That's
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  Speaker 2: Stefon Diggs on how to get released by the New
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  Speaker 2: England Patriots in thirty days or less. And here's a
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  Speaker 2: here's the video how to do it, and just right there.
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  Speaker 2: And the thing that is always surprising to me is
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  Speaker 2: how up to these guys? I say, like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: go out there. Derek Jeter famously had the wicker basket
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  Speaker 2: where you had to put your phone in no video evidence.
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  Speaker 2: And Stefan Diggs he's out there recording it. They got
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  Speaker 2: their phones out and he's like la la la la
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  Speaker 2: la la la la la la la la. I don't
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  Speaker 2: care in a great time, like, dude, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Millions of dollars on the line there, And from what
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  Speaker 2: we understand, the Patriots contract has all kinds of escape
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  Speaker 2: portals and hatches and gizmos to get out of the contract.
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  Speaker 2: And Stefan digs at this point forget the Patriots playbook.
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  Speaker 2: You know, we need to worry about the Patriot playbook here.
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  Speaker 2: He need a little slap of reality. A reality check
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  Speaker 2: is what you need here. Now the malarads get down
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  Speaker 2: to the point, please, all right, So the point there
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  Speaker 2: is a sixty chance sixty forty that Stefan Diggs is
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  Speaker 2: cooked sixty forty that he has cooked with the Patriots.
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  Speaker 2: Here's why you follow the breadcrumbs. You follow the bread
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  Speaker 2: crumbs on this. You look at the source. And the
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  Speaker 2: reporting over the weekend was not coming from Joe Blow
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  Speaker 2: or mister Jibbroni. No, no, no. Scott Zolac was the one.
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  Speaker 2: He's a sports talk show host in Boston that the
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  Speaker 2: sport's up there. And Scott Zolac is a deep throat
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  Speaker 2: when it comes to all things Patriots. He is fully
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  Speaker 2: immersed in the Patriot franchise. He is tight in the
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  Speaker 2: inner circle with Robert Kraft, and he spilled the tea.
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  Speaker 2: He's embedded very deep in the bowels of the Patriot
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  Speaker 2: facility and he's like it indicated that he's heard some
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  Speaker 2: things about this could be it for Stefawn Diggs and
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  Speaker 2: all that. So keep an eye on that story.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 2: Secondly to Dallas. It's the hour of the Diva, the
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  Speaker 2: Diva wide receiver. So we go to Dallas where new
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  Speaker 2: Cowboys wide receiver George Pickett's claiming that he he is
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  Speaker 2: the one that forced the Pittsburgh Steelers to trade his
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  Speaker 2: ass to Dallas. This offseason, he said, quote, I forced it, buddy.
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  Speaker 2: They were gladly keeping me, Pickens said on a social
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  Speaker 2: media post. Have a nice day and a blessed one,
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  Speaker 2: my guy, he said. Pickens has since deleted said social
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  Speaker 2: media post, trying to cover up the evidence on that. Okay, then,
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  Speaker 2: so the question the new Cowboy wide receiver George Pickens
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  Speaker 2: claiming that he is the one that forced the Steelers
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  Speaker 2: to trade him to Dallas this offseason. So how does
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  Speaker 2: that sound to you? So I have L Classico is
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  Speaker 2: what I have. This is a El Classico Diva wide
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  Speaker 2: receiver syndrome is what this is. And the names change,
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  Speaker 2: the teams change, but the storylines are the same, and
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  Speaker 2: it's a story that goes back to the first couple
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  Speaker 2: of years. I did this in sports talk radio, and so, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you have this overactive imagination mixed with the diva wide
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  Speaker 2: receiver syndrome. Curious George by George George Pickens acting like
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  Speaker 2: he's the puppet master and he's the one pulling the
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  Speaker 2: strings and he's the one deciding where he'll go and
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  Speaker 2: how he'll go and all this stuff. Because he for
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  Speaker 2: some reason deleted the post, which is dumb. For two reasons.
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  Speaker 2: You cannot delete anything from social media. It is there
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  Speaker 2: forever and ever and ever and ever. It's dumb on
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  Speaker 2: that regard. And if you truly believe that, then why
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  Speaker 2: would you delete it. There's no reason to delete it
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  Speaker 2: unless somebody, somebody sent him a text message and said, hey,
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  Speaker 2: George ick snay on the post day, you got to
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  Speaker 2: delete that. And from what I understand of the situation,
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  Speaker 2: Mike Tomlin held on to George Pickens until the breaking
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  Speaker 2: point when he had enough. It's like, you know, Popeye,
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  Speaker 2: that's all I can take and I can't take no more.
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  Speaker 2: And that was it, and so they hit the eject button.
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  Speaker 2: And Pickens had been a migraine headache. And it doesn't
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  Speaker 2: matter whether you have pharmacy grade ibuprofen or not, it
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  Speaker 2: doesn't help. The Steelers gave George Pickens away for a
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  Speaker 2: bag of popcorn, and the popcorn is stale. That's what
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  Speaker 2: they got for George Pickens. So how much value does
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  Speaker 2: he have? And they were trying to train him for
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  Speaker 2: months and all they got was some stale popcorn. That's
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  Speaker 2: what he's worth and maybe a scratcher ticket. It's like
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  Speaker 2: the Steelers were like, all right, here's what we got,
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  Speaker 2: all right, We're gonna give you away because you're a
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  Speaker 2: scratcher ticket, and we've already scratched off the numbers and
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  Speaker 2: we know it's not a winning ticket. So we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: give you away for some stale popcorn. And we think
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  Speaker 2: that we'd like to steal popcorn. Maybe that'll turn into something.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe some of the popcorn at the bottom that's not stale,
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  Speaker 2: and we can lick the butter off the popcorn even
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  Speaker 2: though the popcorn is stale, and we'd like that. And
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  Speaker 2: so they determined that's the way to go. But pennies
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  Speaker 2: on the dollar, Pennies on the dollar the best way
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  Speaker 2: they could go, the only way they could really go.
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  Speaker 2: If you're Pittsburgh here, even Jerry Jones knows that he's
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  Speaker 2: gonna have to have baby sitting around the clock and
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  Speaker 2: they're gonna have to spoon feed George Pickens and it's
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  Speaker 2: not a guarantee and all this stuff. And so Dallas
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  Speaker 2: has added yet another unstable ingredient, which is great for
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  Speaker 2: talk radio. I fully support the Cowboys who are bad
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  Speaker 2: but entertaining good bad, meaning they're good talk bad team,
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  Speaker 2: good talk bad team. That's what we want. You can't
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  Speaker 2: be then they're not born. Now you can't be bad
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  Speaker 2: and boring. You gotta be bad and exciting. The Cowboys
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  Speaker 2: are bad and exciting. And so that's another ingredient. You
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  Speaker 2: add an unstable player to an already boiling pot with
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  Speaker 2: ceedee lamb and what could possibly happen? What could possibly
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  Speaker 2: go wrong? I don't know, but I'll be here to
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  Speaker 2: talk about it on a nightly basis now. Meanwhile, the
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  Speaker 2: final thought here the Dolphins and their wide receivers, the
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  Speaker 2: hour of the Devil wide receiver. So wide receiver Tyreek
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  Speaker 2: Hill says that he is a new man. He's a
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  Speaker 2: new man since going to church. More, claims he's done
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  Speaker 2: with all the antics of the past year and all that,
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  Speaker 2: and things are going to be different now he's found
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  Speaker 2: the way, he's seen the light, Tyreek Hill. So what
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  Speaker 2: is your reaction to comments made by Tyreek Hill? So
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  Speaker 2: my reaction is, Oh, here we go again. We've seen
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  Speaker 2: this before. I believe we have. The Cheetah is now
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  Speaker 2: suddenly a changed man. That's right, going to church more,
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  Speaker 2: reading the Bible. It's good to go after an off
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  Speaker 2: season filled with the trauma o rama, A vague trade demand,
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  Speaker 2: the social media post designed for both engagement and to
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  Speaker 2: send a message, a hidden message, which was not so
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  Speaker 2: kidding all of a sudden, Now this is the redemption
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  Speaker 2: part of the story. The redemption part of story because
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  Speaker 2: the trade demand has not worked up until this point.
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  Speaker 2: So now you're getting the redemption story from Tyreek Hill
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  Speaker 2: that it's all good. Now I'm gonna rebrand this. We
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  Speaker 2: are good to go. Right, I've matured, I've grown up.
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  Speaker 2: How many times we heard this, I'm matured, I've grown up,
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  Speaker 2: I've found peace. I've been praying blah blah blah blah
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  Speaker 2: blah blah blah blahlah. And is that possible? Sure, it's possible.
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  Speaker 2: Sure it's possible, right up until about week two, week three,
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  Speaker 2: or week four, take your pick, when to a tongue
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  Speaker 2: of by law does not get him the damn ball,
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  Speaker 2: and Tyreek kills, oh what, by the by my god,
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  Speaker 2: I need the ball. And then he starts chirping, starts
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  Speaker 2: getting more and more agitated with the coaches, and they'll
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  Speaker 2: throw the helmet. They'll have a hissy fit and remind
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  Speaker 2: everyone the real cheat to cheata cheater, a real cheatah.
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  Speaker 2: Now Tyreek loves posting cryptic messages, loves them. He's like
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  Speaker 2: a teenager on TikTok with the with these messages, he's
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  Speaker 2: like an influencer on the TikTok and just having a field.
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  Speaker 2: They stirring up nonsense, which is again another Deevil wide receiver,
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  Speaker 2: which is good for what I do. We're very grateful
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  Speaker 2: these guys are out there in the NFL. But I'm
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  Speaker 2: not buying that Tyreek Hill's had some kind of spiritual awakening.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not until proven otherwise. He's the same cat he
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  Speaker 2: has been. And it's the kind of fluff off season
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  Speaker 2: stories that we get, and there's some suckers that buy
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  Speaker 2: these stories, but I've learned that generally speaking, these things
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  Speaker 2: are just nonsense, right, And I'll believe it when I
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  Speaker 2: see it. Until then, I don't want to hear that
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  Speaker 2: Tyreek Hills now a choir boy and everything's great and
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  Speaker 2: all that stuff. And he is who he's always been,
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  Speaker 2: Tyreek Hill, going back to his early days in Cans
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  Speaker 2: and he's a dynamo, an electric player, and he's also
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  Speaker 2: at the same time a Days of Our Lives soap
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  Speaker 2: opera off the field, mixed in with all kinds of
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  Speaker 2: physicality that he doesn't often play with on the field.
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  Speaker 2: He likes to play that way off the field. If
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  Speaker 2: to it we go. And we started this hour with
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  Speaker 2: the Diva Wide Receiver Hour three Great Diva Wide Receiver Stories,
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  Speaker 2: which is which is just wonderful. So we've got that.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go to the phones and we'll say hello to
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  Speaker 2: Blind Scott, who was talked about quite a bit at
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  Speaker 2: questions about the show. Hello, blind Scott on the North
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  Speaker 2: End of Boston.
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  Speaker 3: I hope you showed them some of those emails I
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  Speaker 3: sent to you. That would be good for them by
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  Speaker 3: to see. Dude, I know Sclac personally.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, well, you want me to show them the emails
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  Speaker 2: where you threatened to doc me or the ones where
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  Speaker 2: you are saying very offensive things about my life?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, don't don't. Yeah, maybe show them those
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  Speaker 3: because they're like X rated at the mean greet, you know.
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  Speaker 3: But like I apologize for sending you those. I preemptively
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  Speaker 3: gave you my mother's phone number before I sent those,
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  Speaker 3: you know. And now one thing you know about me
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  Speaker 3: is I also have a twin sister, like a real
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  Speaker 3: life twins. It's like a not like me, you know,
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  Speaker 3: and she's also blind. I'm not really supposed to talk
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  Speaker 3: to talk about it, but now I can because we're
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  Speaker 3: starting to get a lot of social media attention.
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  Speaker 2: So the you know, im I did not know so
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  Speaker 2: your sister. I think you had mentioned that when I
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: first met.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: You emailed you bet she emailed showing contacts you twenty
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: twelve to archived your emails. She's like yeah, She's.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Like, archive my emails from thirteen years ago.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: No, yeah, I get fired from my job. So like
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: reached out to Ben and was like, thought Ben would
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: do something about it. But Ben gets emails like that
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: all the time.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: He's like, no, what am I supposed to put you
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: on the payroll here? Get your job here? Is that?
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Well no, I don't you know what.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you to go to express employment professionals. That's
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: what I will tell you to do.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be pretty good.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: I got.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: So I got to you know, I've been going calling
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Oclahoma City radio and doing phoone calls. And there was
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: a guy once from Raleigh, North Carolina, like a sports
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: radio guy.
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: Maybe you know.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Him, but Fred said all these stuff about these markets.
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: So I call in, I go.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: You know, Fred said, like nobody can find Oklahoma on
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: a map, Like they shouldn't even be a team there.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: It's gonna those are hot. Those are hot takes. Got
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: by the way, I got to pay off the rook
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Can you all want to say, can I pay off
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: the riddle, I'll go right back to you. I pay
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: off the real high malor riddle of the day. Former
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Saints running back mark Ingram said, when he was teammates
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: with Jameis Winston, Winston once gave a speech was started
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: in a prayer and ended with him singing, all right,
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: that is the malor riddle of the day, the Mallard
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: riddle of this. Does anyone know? Kathy our friend Kathy
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: and Madison says, ended like a prayer by Madonna. All
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: right sang a Malapropca says, sing a cover of Michael
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Jackson's theme from the movie Ben. I wish that was
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: a good song, right, malaprop guy, you're a music guy.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: That's not a great The Ben's Song's not a great song.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: It's not I wish it was a good name, bad song.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Firg Dog says, singing crab from Weezer. Who else do
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: we have? Old McDonald had a farm with Marcel from
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: alf the Alien Opiner, Our buddy Josh, the Long Suffering
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Bears fan in Nebraska said, started singing the sweet lullaby
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Rock Cup Bye Baby on the tree Top. What else
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: do we have? I forty Ian says. He ended with
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: singing Josie and the Pussycats. What else do we have?
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Name Page Dan and Chumble Wamba from Far Out Dave,
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Baby Shark from Donkey Sausage, The Oscar Meyer song from Robin, Minnesota.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: My Bloney has a first name.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Lady Cyburn says Weird Owl's Amish Paradise one of
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: the great parody songs of all time, Keith said. Ocho
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Texto says Winston ended up singing It's raining men Slug
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: the hostess with the mostess in Vegas. We gotta get
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: together with Slug playing the Big mallor meet and greet
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: in Sin City. He said, uh. He finished with two
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  Speaker 2: live cruise me soul Horney. That would be impressive. Another
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  Speaker 2: old McDonald had a farm e I E I O
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: from The Georgia Boy. Oh god ah, guess by Ike
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: in Roseville, Minnesota. Who else do we have? Page dam
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: The Red Lobster theme song? You know that one? Lorena,
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: I don't think I do?
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Is it like about but biscuits? That's from Joe Letter
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: My biscuit next to my lobster.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, those cheddar Bay biscuits amazing. His Red Lobster
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: still in business. They haven't got barely barely. Yeah, that
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Joe the Ghost Hunner had that the Humpty Dance from
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: tom and Cansaw City, Missouri, which is right next to Liberty, Missouri,
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: which is the home of the Ben Mouther chicken fingers
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: in Liberty, Missouri. Eat them, eat them often, wonderful. And
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: I can say now because I've been to Costco in Vancouver,
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: I've had the chicken fingers at Costco much better Ben Costco.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: The chicken fingers at the landing in Liberty, not even close.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Blows it out of the park. What else do we have?
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: See ninety nine bottles a beer on the wall. One
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: of those bottles should happen to fall, there'd be ninety
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: eight bottles a beer on the wall. That's from Johnny Q.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: These are classic songs. Chip and the cues says I'm
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: a woman, hear me roar Aka. Tero also won with
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: ninety nine bottles. He's a musician singing the Mallow Militia
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: from our buddy Double o x Agon in San Diego.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Haven't heard from him in a while. What else do
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: we have? Page NN when the Saints go marching in
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: from Mike the leprechaon that's his answer. I know, Blind
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Scott's good balk to me give him stupid answer?
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, Loraina, do you have an answer? The malarula de
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Former Saints running back Mark Ingram said when he was
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: teammatesd with James Winston, Winston once gave a speech, a
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: pep talk to the team, which started with a prayer
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: and ended with him singing blank.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I think he was singing the thong.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Song, the thong? What is the thongs?
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: That?
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: The thong? The thong song song?
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Okay? Is that the correct answer? The correct answer? The
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: theme song to Monday Night Football, the iconic Monday Night
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Football team song, the original. Now back to blind Scott,
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, Blind Scott.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Yes, oh yeah, I broke three mobility kanes since we
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: were off air, and I wish you didn't bring that
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: up up on the air. But about the emails, but
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: I don't mind. But I actually freed.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: People were asking me about it. People were like, this
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: is that? They said, Is that real? I said, yes,
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: it's real. I'm not making that up by telling im
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: in't real life?
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: You can't. So I'm like on the spectrum, I can't
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: even have a conversation. I mean, I can talk on
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: the phone like this, but I'm controlling a little bit.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: But you've been You've been fine when we've met you
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: several times. You've had no issues with that. Right in person,
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: You're fine.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you well call me and Blair had a hard
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: time talking. But dude, I got mad at somebody outside,
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: like on Friday, and it's.
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: Like a big ordeal.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: I like the guy was like blocking my way and
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: I was yelling. He scared me when I got by him,
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: I like really like it was like the verbal octagone,
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean. So somebody got in trouble
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: in my building. They were I got blamed for this,
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: but the Mets fans were doing this. They were like
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: throwing their trash out the window, you know what I'm saying,
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: instead of taking it down like a drmal person and
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: putting it by the curb.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: You know, So is that what you do?
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: You do? Say you do that, you throw your trash
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: out the window.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: You've told us that, Oh no, no, no, not me, dude.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: So I'm putting cameras up here because I got a letter,
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: like a warning letter, because it's a tenant, because my
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: mom's a landlord, you know. So I'm putting cameras up
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: to prove it's not me, and I'm going to catch
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: everybody on this.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Week we have you on tape announcing that you're doing camp.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: You said you wait until you don't hear anyone walking
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: and then you throw the trash out the window at
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: three in the morning.
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: I would never I.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Would never do that. It was the people that mess,
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: That's what we got into a fight about. They were
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: blocking the doorway and you know, you're not supposed to
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: hold the door open for a blind person.
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: I was like, move out of the way.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Are you're not supposed to leave the door open for
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: a blind person? Why not?
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Because because you expect the door to be there, like
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: and then if the door's open, you just fall down
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: the stairs, you know what I mean? Like when I
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: fell down to seventy one flights of stairs at the
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: train station we're doing with doing each cicadas.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: So did wait, you fell down?
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: How many flights follow?
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: No?
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: I swear he's not where they park. Whoa I knocked
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: my bone over.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Oh man, head of water and I hope you can
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: find it. Yeah, no, sorry, man, I don't see it.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Goes Park Street station. There's no door so Dylan, he was.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: There's no very one flights of stairs that that does stay.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: There's a train station where there's seven one flights of stairs,
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: maybe down to the pit of the earth at seven
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: in the Parks station.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: So Dylan probably on the top of the stairs when
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: I first thought him, he was wicked.
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: That was a wicked, bad dog. He just didn't want
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: to walk.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: He sees the train station rushes there, so whoa.
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: So I get tell my fan trying.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: To tell you the story. So I try to tell him,
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: like where to go? So I can't figure out why
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: he stopped.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Put your eye on it. I'll go back to you later.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Let's go to Richie. Who's in the bank. What's going on? Richie? Welcome?
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: Richie is the bartend? I know this guy?
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: How we how we doing now? I was just one
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: in carriers. What does everybody thinks in the bag?
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Was in the bag? What's in the bag? I think
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: it's gonna be let's see. I think you're talking about
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Stefan Diggs pink rock candy that you'd get at as
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: like a toy, not a toy. So you know those
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: stores that sell kind of like novelty items and candy
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: a lot of tourist shops have those.
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, that's what it is.
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: That's what it is.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Miami, they don't use I mean Miami, they would
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: never have like synthetic cocaine. That would never happen.
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: Now, they would never because there would never be that.
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: Even if it was, it would never.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: Ever contain that.
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: Of course, it's all psychedelics, all Keademy, all LSB, Silo Simon.
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah. And they come to you and they cook
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: it for you in your hotel room. They lay everything
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: out for you.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Your personal chaff will come in there and cook it
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: up for you.
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: And it comes to different colors. Yellow, purple, pink is
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: the most popular.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: Jolly red.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Sounds like you have some knowledge on this. Sounds like
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: you're kind of up.
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna I'm gonna get upgrade on my Twitter and
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: send you some videos my last vacation.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you've enjoyed the all inclusive Miami experience.
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: Huh oh oh no, this was a many inexperience.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, that's where.
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: Oh and another thing, you don't call it to Okay,
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: if you call it Tuesday, that's like walking up the
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: manas they got marijuana. No, you call it soap blade,
• 29:22
  Speaker 6: so blay or call lawds color. You know you don't
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: soap play s O p l E play because the supply,
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: that's the blow in Spanish, but in slang that's actually
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: to use this substance. So if you're if you're so
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: planned though, you're using this colors for.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Lord, I'm getting my education here, Gray, I mean, I
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: need my drug education around.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: After for Tuesday.
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: That's like someone walking around, Hey man, you got some marijuana,
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: Like they're going to be like, WHOA.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. I know some people that show
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: up and it was a give them weed.
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: Know that I do it to step on Stefan Diggs,
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: you know. But yes, thank you.
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: Man, okay for years.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bless you too. Thank You're an expert. You're my
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: dry you know more than that guy in Florida calls
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: who's always called about dry. Thank you Richie. All Right,
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: As I've always said, no matter what you do in life,
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: you need to have a guy. You need to have
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: a guy that's good at fixing stuff. If you're not
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: good at fixing stuff, you need to have a guy
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: that's like an expert at the drugs. If you need
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: information on the drill. You gotta have a.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Guy, someone who can clean up a body. Well, let
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: you handle that.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Let's go to a toad L fan. It says here,
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: it says toad L fan in Colorado. Hello, toad L fan.
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: Well, actually, hey Ben, Actually it's a total fan.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's for some reason, it's not spelled like that.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: So you're a total fan.
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: Well, it's spelled toad tooad ol apostterpheing fan. I'm just
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: being funny with total fan. But anyway, a couple of
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: things I wanted to talk to you about. The first,
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: I just wanted to say hello to Lorena with the
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: suxy radio voice me. But anyway, Yeah, the first thing,
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: you know, and correct me if I'm wrong.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: In the NBA Championship, I'm pulling for the Pacers because
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: I'm an old ABA fan and I believe they're the
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: only team that By the.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Way, I ask your question, have you has that ever
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: worked where you like do a mew and a woman's like, oh,
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: I kind of like that guy you gotta hol me ow.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know does that ever work? Has it ever? Words?
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: I don't mean I want tell you do not.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Actually because you do. Okay, so no me. Are you
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: doing cosplay? Are you actually a cat?
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: Uh? Yeah? Actually astrologically, I'm a friend.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: You are? You are? You are a cat? And you
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: do have a very good voice. Did you work in broadcasting?
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: I've been told, uh man buy a couple of people
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: over the years. Yeah that you think i'd be good.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: But you have not worked in broadcast?
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: But you both know I have not.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: No, I have, all right? And have you dressed up
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: and as a furry as a cat? Uh?
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: No, I've I've gone the Halloween party as dresses a vembler.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, and you're talking about it, you're picking the Pacers.
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: And the question I have for you. Yes, they're the
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: only ABA team that merged. It hasn't won a championship.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: But I'm not sure about the nuts. I know the
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: Nuggets and the Spurs have, but they have the nuts.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Want to No, I don't believe the nets they got
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: there when they had Jason Kidd in the modern era.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: They have not won a.
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: Champions well anyway, just for sentimental you know, go Pacers.
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: What they think the you know the thunder is going
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: to win? I mean, yeah, which would be good because
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: I'm a big nugget.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: I'm glad you didn't talk about that. I'm glad you
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: didn't talk about the Rockies because that would have been
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: very depressing.
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: I was about ready to say something about the rock.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: Give me, give me an amazingly cold take on the Rocky.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: You can't give a hot take because the Rockies suck nothing.
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: Here here's the thing. You know, you know I'm thinking boycott,
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: but I know there's loyal fans. Okay, so how about
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: a portrait or partial boycott. If you're gonna go normally
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: to eight games, just go to four. If you're gonna
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: normally go to four games, just go to two. Hit
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: motfort in the pocketbook. Let him know. Hey, we do
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: not appreciate.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta stop watch. Yeah, you stop watching them.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: I'm sure the ratings are terrible. I don't why I
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: anyon want to watch them on TV. But you gotta
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: stop watching them on TV, and you gotta stop going
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: to the game.
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: Here here's the thing, Ben. You know, I don't have satellite,
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: I don't have cable. I uh loo, you got radio?
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: You got radio, baby.
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: Check us check this out. Though I listened to football,
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: I listened to basketball. I listened to hockey. I refuse
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: to listen to baseball, but check this out. You were
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: actually on Channel nine here in Denver the other day
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: playing the Yankees. I've watched for about five minutes and
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: a couple of really bad fielding plays. As far as
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: the Yankee took off for.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: A second, we've reached our quote of Rocky talk. I can't,
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: I can't do it anymore. I thank you. I mean,
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: that's it. Got. The Insta advice line that is straight
• 34:28
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• 34:33
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• 34:37
  Speaker 2: know who from Boston and all that. We'll get to it.
• 34:40
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• 34:45
  Speaker 2: We'll do it next.
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• 35:33
  Speaker 2: whole seconds and if you don't like it, you get away.
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  Speaker 6: We go.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: It's the ins advice line on screen radio. The safety
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  Speaker 2: net is off. Who needs our advice in the wacky
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: world of sports? Who hoo hooo? Well, rather obvious. The
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  Speaker 2: NBA is a multi billion dollar industry and they are
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  Speaker 2: going to try to get people that don't really care
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  Speaker 2: about basketball to watch Oklahoma City in Indiana. So any
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  Speaker 2: marketing advice, marketing advice to get people to watch the
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  Speaker 2: NBA Finals, which start later this week and appear to
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  Speaker 2: be a ratings armageddon for television. You're live on the
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  Speaker 2: air and you hear my voice at eight seven seven
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  Speaker 2: ninety nine on Fox. Hello, line one, You're on the
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  Speaker 2: air advice to the NBA on how to sell the finals.
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  Speaker 5: You sound what a bunch of fucking all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, thank you for that. We knew that was coming.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: That's Tony the Bay. Hello, you're on the air caller too.
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  Speaker 2: You're on the air. Advice to the NBA Marketing Department. Hello,
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  Speaker 2: this is that a party unless you got okay? Thank
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  Speaker 2: you for that. The nuts are out, Line number five.
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  Speaker 5: Hello, line five, get the Raptors Toronto. That country is
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  Speaker 5: a sesspot.
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  Speaker 2: How dare you? I had to go to a Raptor's game?
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  Speaker 2: That would be fun. Hello, line line six, you're on
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  Speaker 2: the air Line six.
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  Speaker 6: Hello, good morning time. Let them play on ice.
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  Speaker 2: That's a great idea. Yeah, that's a wonderful idea. Why
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  Speaker 2: it works for hockey? Put the basketball players on ice,
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  Speaker 2: put them on skates. Let's go back to you on
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  Speaker 2: line five. You're on the airline five. Advice to the
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  Speaker 2: NBA Marketing Department, Line five. Line five's not there. We'll
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  Speaker 2: go to you your next advice to the NBA Marketing
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  Speaker 2: on the NBA Finals matchup.
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  Speaker 5: This is Robert Kraft and the Knickerbocker should have paid
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  Speaker 5: the officials more money.
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  Speaker 2: All right, there he is our buddy from Maine. Al Right,
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  Speaker 2: he's back line number six. You're on the airline six. Hello,
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  Speaker 2: give me liberty for okay, I think we know what's
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  Speaker 2: when you're getting there, it sounds like you're close to
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  Speaker 2: the other one. Line six, Hello, line.
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  Speaker 3: Six, no commercials shirts?
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  Speaker 2: Okay no Hello, Line one. You're on the airline one. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: there's a cat right there. Line too Hello, Line two,
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  Speaker 4: You're on there.
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