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Hour 4 - A Man with a Plan · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Razzle, dazzle. It's our number, fall, our number four, Ready
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  Speaker 1: to go and here an hour number four thumbs up
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  Speaker 1: or thumbs down on the Nationals pitcher Miles Miklos his
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  Speaker 1: plan to have ped cheats wear different color hats and
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  Speaker 1: patches on their jerseys to easily identify them as cheating
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  Speaker 1: scoundrels the rest of their career. Also, how would you
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  Speaker 1: describe the maiden voyage of Netflix's MLB coverage Yankees and
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  Speaker 1: Giants last night? Spoiler alert did not go well. The
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  Speaker 1: Pirates are the public's pick to make the playoffs. More
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  Speaker 1: people betting on the Pirates than any other team in
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  Speaker 1: baseball to make the playoffs. Can you explain this like
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  Speaker 1: you're five years old? Why that is? We'll get to
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  Speaker 1: that and more right now here we go. It's our
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  Speaker 1: number fall are a man with a plan. Welcome in
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  Speaker 1: the beginning of another hour of the Ben Malor Show.
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  Speaker 1: Visit expresspros dot com. So we had a soft launch
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  Speaker 1: to the baseball season. The Yankees and the Giants played,
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  Speaker 1: and how did that go?
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  Speaker 2: Well?
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  Speaker 1: The game was bar ring, bar even Yankee fans. Seven nothing.
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  Speaker 1: What an embarrassment for the Giants to lose seven nothing?
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  Speaker 1: Non competitive, no show. Hey boys, it's not spring trending anymore. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we got a bunch of games going on today is
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  Speaker 1: the real opening day. That was just a phony, baloney
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  Speaker 1: opening day in baseball. We got action from the early
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  Speaker 1: part of the day all the way into the nighttime
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  Speaker 1: hours here, So baseball all day long. And speaking of baseball,
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  Speaker 1: our lead this hour coming from the DC area, where
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  Speaker 1: they don't have good baseball teams, well rarely natitude. There's
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  Speaker 1: some serious natitude coming out in DC. Now. We're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna talk about the national as much at all this
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  Speaker 1: year because they sucked. However, a guy that I associate
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  Speaker 1: with the Saint Louis Cardinals, Miles Migolas, the starting pitcher
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  Speaker 1: who's been around forever. He was asked recently what he
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  Speaker 1: would do if he became commissioner for a day. This
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  Speaker 1: is like a standard generic evergreen question to ask, well,
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  Speaker 1: if you were the commissioner for the day, what would
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  Speaker 1: you do? And normally the answers rather born. Normally it's
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  Speaker 1: rather boring. Well, this day it was not. Rather, what'd
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  Speaker 1: he say, did you see this? No? So, Miles Megalas
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  Speaker 1: says major League baseball players who used performance enhancing drugs
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  Speaker 1: should have to wear a different color hat and a
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  Speaker 1: patch on their jersey for the rest of their career
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  Speaker 1: to identify themselves as cheats. So that's a good jumping
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  Speaker 1: out point. Let us discuss the question. We'll keep it simple.
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  Speaker 1: This is not that difficult, so we're gonna do thumbs
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  Speaker 1: up or thumbs down. So thumbs up, big thumb thumbs
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  Speaker 1: down on this one on the Nationals pitcher, but more
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  Speaker 1: like a cardinal guy. He's with the Nationals now Miles
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  Speaker 1: Megalas and his plan to have ped cheets wear different
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  Speaker 1: color hats and patches on their jerseys for the rest
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  Speaker 1: of their career. So in this one, I have puffy sticker,
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  Speaker 1: beefy stew and steam engine locomotive and we will combine
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  Speaker 1: all of these things together and we are going to
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  Speaker 1: enjoy the gabba gul, the gobba ghouls. What we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do now to lead off here to answer the question
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  Speaker 1: thumbs up thumbs down, I'm gonna go two thumbs up,
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  Speaker 1: two thumbs up on this and uh yeah, and bravo
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  Speaker 1: standing ovation clapping the whole thing. Yes, we have finally
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  Speaker 1: found him. Now who are we talking about? What you asked?
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  Speaker 2: Who?
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  Speaker 1: What we're talking about? The hero that we didn't know
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  Speaker 1: we needed, but the one baseball desperately deserves, and of
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  Speaker 1: all things, it's a generic, washed up end of the
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  Speaker 1: road pitcher named Miles Micholas who gets a puffy sticker
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  Speaker 1: for this delicious, diabolical plane. I love it. I love
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  Speaker 1: it great. So the picture here michoelas he wants the pets,
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  Speaker 1: the needle polkers, the cream and the clear connoisseurs to
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  Speaker 1: essentially wear the mark of Cain. And we're talking about
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  Speaker 1: different colored hats. I recommend neon pink. I think that
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  Speaker 1: would stand out. How about some patches that scream I
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  Speaker 1: treated the game with a cartoon syringe. Who says no
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  Speaker 1: to that little cartoon syringe patch to stand out? Let's
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  Speaker 1: give that the heart emoji. While we're out of here,
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  Speaker 1: take them all to the Major League Baseball Haberdasherie and
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  Speaker 1: we'll get them fitted. We'll have the letterman's jacket with
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  Speaker 1: the scarlet letter on there and can smell the synthetic
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  Speaker 1: testosterone off the jacket. And I say, why stop there?
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  Speaker 1: All right, I'm going to expand on the idea. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna workshop the idea for Miles Micholas and the other
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  Speaker 1: part of this. How about get Sesame Street involved, who
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  Speaker 1: says no to that. I want not just the steroid guys.
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  Speaker 1: I would like Oscar the Grouch on the sleeves of
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  Speaker 1: al Boobey Correa and Bregman and Springer as well. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: since I'm not a bad guy, why don't we give
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  Speaker 1: al touve as we call him Alboube. We will give
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  Speaker 1: him the special Toddler edition because we know that he
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  Speaker 1: loves a good shortcut. It's kind of a fun sized guy.
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  Speaker 1: So Fanatics will jump all over this, you know, they will,
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  Speaker 1: the people over at Fanatics, and they'll give you a
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  Speaker 1: jersey that falls apart in the wash for a cool
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  Speaker 1: two hundred. That's the way to do it. And the
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  Speaker 1: funny thing about this is that people will want to
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  Speaker 1: buy these Neon orange or green or yellow hats for
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  Speaker 1: the steroid cheets. They will become a badge of honor
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  Speaker 1: like the Underground. It's kind of like people still buying
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  Speaker 1: Aaron Hernandez jerseys or any other NFL player that's murdered.
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  Speaker 1: Someone like that. So why not and we say, let's
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  Speaker 1: do the real think Miles Micholas, commissioner, forget the suits.
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  Speaker 1: He goes in there and he'd be the guy burning
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  Speaker 1: sage at the baseball offices, riding the hallways of the
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  Speaker 1: you know, you know, going around the hallways on a
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  Speaker 1: scooter and ridding baseball of the negative energy, the dark energy,
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  Speaker 1: and the stench of the trash cans.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Furthermore to the opening day broadcast on Netflix. Now we
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  Speaker 1: mentioned earlier that the Yankees absolutely smashed the Giants seven
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  Speaker 1: to nothing. It was right, yeah, And so the game
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  Speaker 1: was in San Francisco. Was the broadcast was universally lampooned.
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  Speaker 1: It was shredded to just bits and turned to dust
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  Speaker 1: by the critics. So the question is this, how would
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  Speaker 1: you describe the maiden voyage of Netflix MLB coverage? How
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  Speaker 1: would you describe it? So I would describe it like this,
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  Speaker 1: it's the circus, that's it doesn't really have a ring master.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot going on. It's sensory overload, is what
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  Speaker 1: it is. And it's like, what are you doing? And
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  Speaker 1: I jotted down as I was watching this, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: this is a TT situation, trying too hard because what
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  Speaker 1: I saw, And admittedly I didn't watch the whole thing
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  Speaker 1: because the game was a blowout and I was doing
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  Speaker 1: some other stuff and I watched most of the beginning
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  Speaker 1: of the game. I didn't watch every pitch. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: need to. This felt like cleaning out the fridge programming.
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  Speaker 1: You know how it gets near the end of the
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  Speaker 1: month and you've got a lot of leftovers and stuff
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  Speaker 1: it's half eaten, and so you put it all into
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  Speaker 1: a bowl and all these mismatched ingredients and you make
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  Speaker 1: lukewarm beefy stew, and you know it, put a lot
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  Speaker 1: of pepper on it and a lot of spices so
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  Speaker 1: you can't really taste it. And there you go. And
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  Speaker 1: that's essentially what Netflix was doing instead of baseball. It
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  Speaker 1: was like, listen, baseball's boring, so let's try to distract
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  Speaker 1: you and look at the shiny object. It was distraction
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  Speaker 1: theater from the very Haterableberry Bonds to the very boring
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  Speaker 1: Albert Polhos to the bla Anthony Rizzo. They were paraded
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  Speaker 1: out like those old school bobbleheads. Then you had, for
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  Speaker 1: some reason, John Cena, because he does business with Netflix,
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  Speaker 1: and yes, that John Cena, who for some reason broke
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  Speaker 1: down the ABS system as if it were the WrestleMania
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  Speaker 1: pregame show and not the Major League Baseball pregame show.
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  Speaker 1: Then came the clown car. We had comedian Burt Kreischer
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  Speaker 1: hijacking airtime. Very funny man, just not funny. On this broadcast,
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  Speaker 1: you had NFL backup quarterback Jamis Winston, who greenlighted that
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  Speaker 1: who's the genius over the now? I loved James Winston,
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  Speaker 1: and I'd love to see him on an NFL broadcast.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need to see him on a baseball broadcast.
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  Speaker 1: But there he was reduced to medieval court jester say, hey,
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  Speaker 1: we need an extra clown. Okay, who are you gonna
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  Speaker 1: call Jameis Winston? Okay, I'll be the clown. And he's
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  Speaker 1: juggling bits throughout the game, hawking hot dogs on the postgame,
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  Speaker 1: working the crowd like it was a barker at a
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  Speaker 1: county fair, and there he was like what in the
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  Speaker 1: world now? The result was less national pastime and more
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  Speaker 1: it felt like more like a Venice beach boardwalk thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, okay, let's try to get the people to
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  Speaker 1: give us money. Well, I've got a fire breather on
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  Speaker 1: one side, okay, breathing fire. We've got a sword swallower
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  Speaker 1: on the other. And then if you look right over
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  Speaker 1: mccubby cove. There's a human cannonball into the hot tub,
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  Speaker 1: the kayak hot tub right there? Sure why not? Who says?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? All right? Last thing here, So as the Major
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  Speaker 1: League Baseball season gets going, and again a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: games that as most everyone will be playing. Everyone is
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  Speaker 1: playing today. The real opening day is today. That's that fun,
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  Speaker 1: right with Paul Skeins will be on the mound in
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  Speaker 1: New York, ticket on the Mets and Freddie Peralta. It's
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  Speaker 1: one of the early games. A bunch of early games,
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  Speaker 1: but that's one of them. Most of the games seem
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  Speaker 1: to be starting around four o'clock Eastern time, but there'll
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  Speaker 1: be games throughout the day obviously, it's how that works.
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  Speaker 1: And speaking of sports, and speaking of that, this is
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  Speaker 1: pretty crazy. So we are told the Pittsburgh Pirates, a
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  Speaker 1: franchise that has treated winning like a banned substance for
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  Speaker 1: decades and a team that doesn't want to spend any money,
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  Speaker 1: has a great ballpark and just just bad mojo. Yet
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  Speaker 1: the Pirates are the most bed on team to make
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  Speaker 1: the playoffs. This at one of the big sports books,
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  Speaker 1: one of the big casinos here, both by ticket count
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  Speaker 1: and by handle. That seems odd, doesn't it. It seems
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  Speaker 1: kind of kind of sarre So let's discuss the question.
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  Speaker 1: The Pirates are the public's pick to make the playoffs?
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  Speaker 1: Can you explain this like you're five years old. I
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  Speaker 1: will explain this to you like you're five years old.
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  Speaker 1: So this is an example of a bunch of people
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  Speaker 1: who are part of the general population who have the
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  Speaker 1: collective sports iq of a juice box, like a Caprice
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  Speaker 1: Sun type thing. And you know the saying a fool
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  Speaker 1: and his money are soon parted. This is not so
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  Speaker 1: much handicapping. It's mass delusion. Now you see it, Now
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  Speaker 1: you don't, I'm gonna tell you exactly what this is.
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  Speaker 1: This is bet a little win a lot the better
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  Speaker 1: little win a lotusiness model, and you're as the public.
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  Speaker 1: My theory is they are writing the steam engine locomotive
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  Speaker 1: known as Paul Skins. Yeah, just like that. He's the
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  Speaker 1: shiny object. He's the guy everyone's yapping about, the top
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  Speaker 1: pitcher in baseball. And there's also some real estate involved
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  Speaker 1: in this. What is the real estate? You look at
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  Speaker 1: the National League Central and it's like a condemned building.
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  Speaker 1: The Cardinals are crumbling, the rosters no good. The Brewers
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  Speaker 1: lost Freddie Peralta to the Mets. They lost some other
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  Speaker 1: players as well. They always seem to have pretty good teams,
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  Speaker 1: but if you look at the roster, they're not as
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  Speaker 1: good going into the year. And you look around, like, well,
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  Speaker 1: the Cubs are supposed to be pretty good. The Reds
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  Speaker 1: have some good players, but they feel like fifty to
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  Speaker 1: fifty raffle tickets. And so the Jolly Roger waivers. The
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  Speaker 1: erased the Jolly Roger. We're all excited the insurers because
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  Speaker 1: they added. Their big addition was Marcel Ozuna, who is
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  Speaker 1: so toxic that the government is thinking about banning him.
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  Speaker 1: The ultimate boy scout. He is a heck of an
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  Speaker 1: offensive player, though he'll your thirty five home runs or
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  Speaker 1: more and drive in a bunch of runs. And so
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  Speaker 1: that was the big edition. In the middle of the
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  Speaker 1: Pirates lineup. They are, I believe, the only team in baseball.
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  Speaker 1: The entire starting rotation for the Pirates is all homegrown.
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  Speaker 1: And many of you get a chubby you get all
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  Speaker 1: excited about that. It will turned on. Pirates have all
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  Speaker 1: these homegrown players. Of course, the reason they do is
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  Speaker 1: because they're so cheap. They don't players from other teams
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  Speaker 1: cost money, so that discourages the pirates to spend money.
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  Speaker 1: So that's why they're all home grown. Because to get
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  Speaker 1: a picture from the outside, you actually have to open
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  Speaker 1: up your wallet, and they don't want to do that.
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  Speaker 1: So also very important to keep in mind that the
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  Speaker 1: public is almost always wrong. However, they love the hype,
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  Speaker 1: as we said, and the conductor right there in the locomotive,
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  Speaker 1: the steam engine locomotive going round the mountain, now going
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  Speaker 1: round the mountain, his Paul skiins. So you do that,
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  Speaker 1: you put those things together, it's like, well that you
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  Speaker 1: are a cock eyed optimist, is what your Absolutely I
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  Speaker 1: get it. It is the Ben Malor Show, as we
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  Speaker 1: nine six six three sixty nine kind of who's the
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  Speaker 1: worst opening day starting pitcher? Who's who's on the mound
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  Speaker 1: today in baseball? The worst of the worst? I got
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking at I'm looking at the Angels, Jose Soriano.
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  Speaker 1: There's some other bad ones too that are like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what that guy, what's that guy doing Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I got him the just first glance at the the
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  Speaker 1: the Mallard Militia. Very serious court, not a kangaroo court
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  Speaker 1: at all. Back to it. So I'm looking at the
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  Speaker 1: card tonight. In the college basketball I'm looking around here.
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  Speaker 1: We get the Sweet sixteen, a bunch of games throughout
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  Speaker 1: the nighttime hours. Now, so as you whittle it down,
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  Speaker 1: let's see one, two, three, four games. That's a bunch
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  Speaker 1: because you got all the baseball games. You had all
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  Speaker 1: the baseball say any pop here, so anything that pops
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  Speaker 1: and I'm looking here. I've got the lines up over
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  Speaker 1: at DraftKings Sportsbook and there's one game that I circled today.
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  Speaker 1: You know what it is, all right, I've got the
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  Speaker 1: Arkansas Razorbacks John Calipark, who normally does not do well
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  Speaker 1: in the tournament. I feel, I say some line value
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  Speaker 1: is Arizona is the number one seed. Arizona is a
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  Speaker 1: seven favorite according to the line on DraftKings right now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take Arkansas, and I'm I'm looking there is
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  Speaker 1: a split on this game. The public is on Arizona,
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  Speaker 1: the Sharps, the professional gamblers are on Arkansas. I want
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  Speaker 1: to be on the side of the Sharps. And I
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  Speaker 1: also I think you know, listen, A Cuff has been great.
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  Speaker 1: It was great the first weekend. That doesn't mean he's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be great in this game. But I'm gonna take
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  Speaker 1: take Arkansas plus the plus the points. There a John Caliparty,
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  Speaker 1: a close game, fourth quarter game, late game. So that
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  Speaker 1: is what I am going to do on that game tonight.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go back to the phones and we'll say hello
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: to Whoopee Pie Blair, who's in the great state of Maine. Hello,
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Whoopee Pie Blair.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: What's going on?
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: Then?
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: It's been a while? Blair? Are you gonna come? I'm
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: doing a Mallard meet and greet back in Boston in May.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna come down and hang out with us again?
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: Ask my mom and it didn't sound too good for going,
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: But I can.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: You sound very depressed. What's going on? Blair? Is everything
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: okay with you? You sound? You sound down?
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: My mental life hasn't been good because of one app
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: that I've been on, which is Big O Live.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: You don't need to you don't need to promote it.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: You don't need to promote it. Well, why are you
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: on there? Why don't you stay? You should detox. You
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: need a digital detox, Blair. You need to get away
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: from that. Go ahead. You live in Maine. Get out
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: and see the great outdoors. You've got great trees everywhere.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Go outside today.
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: I just did yesterday. I'm gonna to do it today.
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: But I got to do some laundry first.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: But yeah, you're right, I hate I hate doing laundry.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I just get you, stay away. You know what you
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: need to do. You need to go back. Let me
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: tell you something. You're right, all right. I'm like, I'm
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: like your uncle. I'm uncle Ben the Rice. They don't
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: make that anymore. Listen, you got to get back. You
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: remember when you became a star as a caller and
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: talk rady? You remember that? Do you remember when you
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: became a star? You would You used to.
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: Call it in the streets of uh Waterville, Winslow, Maine.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: I did that.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Ye.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Everyone everyone knew who you were because you called.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: They called the Sports Hub and the Big Jab and
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: all that. Right, everyone kN who you were. Now you're
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: on that TikTok. It's not even real. Nobody knows who
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: you are anymore, you've lost your way.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: I'm not. I'm not on there anymore. I got I
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: do band. So that's good for me because it's keeping
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: me offense.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, you sound depressed, so you're not. You're
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: not dealing with this. It's like you're you're getting off
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: feninyl or something like that.
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: No, it's it's not that. But uh, I just traveled
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: the streets yesterday Waterville Windflow went over to the point
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: after went over to the pub. Whatever. You know, I
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: know people know me. You know, my friend Ryan got
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: to see me yesterday. He's like, what the heck are
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: you walking all this way? What are you crazy? You
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: want something? You definitely haunt something because you can't be
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: walking all that way. There's no way. I never never
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: think you walk all this way to this, uh restaurant.
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, you know, I got some legs.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: You know, my legs we moving.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you know what you need? You need goals.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: I think your goal should be to return as the
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Caller of the Year. Remember when you were like, I
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: know people asked to be They're like, and you know,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: you weren't even dominated for.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: The Caller of the Year. Ago, Yeah, well what did
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: I give it to?
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: Did?
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: Did?
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: I said, oh did the people that were telling me
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: it was, you know, the The Morning Job, And I go, yeah, really,
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: uh did Marcel Win it or something? Or is he nominated?
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: They go no, not even him? And I go, what
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: that's a I was like.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: I know, yeah, yeah, yeah, well he was.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: It was a good old wood be would be Uh
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: what do you call it?
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: Your your good old guy from the homeless guy, the
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: good old streets homeless guy I forget.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's what we call him, the homeless guy,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: weed man hippie, Yeah, would be.
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll call it weed man hippie. I've got his
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: name all of a sudden, but uh yeah, weed man hippie.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Like, listen, I want you to I'm gonna get I'm
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: gonna give you. I'm gonna give you a couple of
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: dates here. Listen to me. Okay, you ready for this?
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: I want you. I want you to write this down
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: because I want you to. You need to find a way.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna touch your mom unless you want me to.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: But go May eighth, we're gonna do a meet and greet.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: We don't have a venue. We have announced yet, but
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: it'll be in Boston on May eighth, that's a Friday,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: and then on Saturday we'll be out in Wooster at
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: the woo Sox game. So one of those two plays,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's closer for you, but one of
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: those two.
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: Okay, Well, yeah, you don't. You don't have you only
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: have contact with me. So you want to be able
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: to contact my mom and be like, hey, can we
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: get Blair out.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: To But you don't. You don't. I've called you before.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: You don't answer your phone. Remember remember that problem I was.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Remember I was in I was in I was in May.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Do you recall Blair when I was in Do you
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: remember when I did? Do you remember when I did
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: the Meet and Green thing in Portland, Maine? And I
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: called you and I said, all right, where you at
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I'll come And you didn't answer your phone. Do you
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: remember that?
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: Because I remember that phone.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: I remember that I called you from a gift shop
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: in Portland, Maine where they had nothing but laps the
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: T shirts, And I said, Blair, I'm here, where do
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: I need to go? And I know you're far. You're
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: like a couple hours in the main right and Waterville
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: is a few hours up or something like that. Yeah, yeah,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: And I was willing to go, and you didn't answer
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: your phone. I was willing to go. What kind of loser?
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: You know? How big a loser I am? I was
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: going to go to Waterville, Maine. I don't even know
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: anyone other than you, and I was gonna drive all
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: the way up there, and you didn't answer your phone.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: I freaking missed out because you schmuck.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I would have done it. I had nothing to do.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: I was just driving like losers. I love losers, yeah.
• 26:15
  Speaker 7: Myself.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: All right, listen, you're cheered up now, you sound happy.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna move on, but remember you got to call me.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: Off, and I'm happy. Shame on you. Shame on you,
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: beds because the.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Minute I was, I'm always remembering this. Okay, you know what,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Let's take it. Let's take some calls, Let's take some
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: coop leave him on. Let's do uh ask a whoopee pie,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: ask a whoopee pie.
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: I always tell my buddies.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right, let's say hello. Now, let's Blair,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: shut up, shut up, Let's go to blind Sophie. You're
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: on with whoopee pie. Blair Hello, blind Sophie.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Blind.
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: Hey Okay, Blair, Hey Blair, how are you doing?
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: I want to ask you something, blind Sophie.
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: Well, I've been waiting on hold for four hours, so
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: can I have it? You set well before you ask
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: me anything, so just shut it off up.
• 27:03
  Speaker 7: Let's do it.
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: So it's actually raining in my apartment right now, Sir Ben,
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: and I think I might have an interview at the
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: Sports Hub on April third. I actually have it scheduled.
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: So I'm thinking that I can get me and Ben
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: and maybe this sexy guy Blair here on the radio together.
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: I have a connect you with Mark Capello and Ben.
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: I've been giving you my dad's phone number, and Blair,
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: you wouldn't believe it. Ben has screwed this up. Dad,
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: If you're listening right now, I gave Ben don't I don't.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I do not have I do not have your dad's
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: phone number.
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: I do not well, Rob Well Robin the three twenty
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: one was supposed to give it, but my mom said
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: that we are not allowed to talk. But I guess
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: my dad wanted to talk to me.
• 27:43
  Speaker 7: So Ben, what talk are you are?
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I will try one more thing.
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: Waiting on hold for four hours let me talk.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Well, you, I didn't force you to stand hole for
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: four hours. You're moron. You stayed on hole for four
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I didn't tell you. You could have hung up at
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: any moment. You could have hung up for five minutes
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: in you didn't have to stay on hold? What do
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: you think this guy will be? Pie? Blair? I want
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: do you think of blind Sophie? Come on?
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: I want to ask him? Why is blind Sophie or whatever?
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: Why is his name?
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: That I don't know? I don't hear this butt out? Yeah,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: you got my back, right, Blair? You when you think
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: tough guy, baby, you would be.
• 28:26
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Let me let me, let me hold on. Shut up
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: for a second. Let me bring in Loray Lora. Is
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: it fascinating here that I have to talk to Blair's
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: mom and blind Sophie's dad, that this is my job here?
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I have to be a mediator with the parents of
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: these people and with the fake girlfriends as well. I
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: I just that's right, and Melissa, the fake girlfriend of
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: the dog. You have a lot on your plate, man, Yeah,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: what is that? Seriously?
• 28:54
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Anything else blind Sophie or I'll check my email. But
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't get anything it said, al I got.
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: To tell you something, Blair.
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: You live in Waterville.
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: You see trance people every day. I had a gender transition.
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: Who will remember my dog tried to bite you to
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: you you live in the most transgender place in the world, Waterville, Maine.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Okay? Is that true? Is that true? Bler?
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: Is that this fool? Because I want to talk to
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: him right now? You want huh huh No, I don't No,
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: I don't fool you know what?
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, calm down, let's go move on.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to Mike the Leprecaunt. Hello, Mike the Leprechaun.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: It is the Ben Malors Show, Michael Leprechaun. Say hello Mike, Hello, Good.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Good morning, Blair. I hope he didn't come to Boston.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: It's equal distance either to Boston or Worcester. And Waterville
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: is a fantastic, beautiful city.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: I love it.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, nice, nice keys Key, It's Key country, It's God country,
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: and that's.
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: The planks God.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: It's winning in his apartment.
• 29:50
  Speaker 7: I mean, what else can you say?
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Wait?
• 29:53
  Speaker 7: Is it rain in an apartment?
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: Anyway?
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: He's gone, then I have breaking.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: News, breaking news, breaking news.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, I spoke with ninety eight point five yesterday the
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Sports Hub and they're what I get in contact with you?
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: No, all right, very exciting. What are we doing here?
• 30:10
  Speaker 7: In contact with me?
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Coop is in contact. Yeah, they'll be in contact with
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: you about connecting. And Coop is getting back to me
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: on the emails that sends you about the details. We're
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: just trying to book your flights.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: The flights, the flight. So I've taken care of the flights.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: I'm good on it. So don't worry about that.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Well, you you have to come me after the show piece.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Come me after the show.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I'll let you know. I'll let you an the detail.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: But it's fine. Don't worrybou. I got everything. I've already
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: booked what I need the book. So yeah, okay, all right,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: I thank you. I feel like this is off the
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: year conversation. Are you still there? Blair? Did you leave? Blair?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Are you gone? Blair?
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: I thought maybe it was a real Celtics grew up
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: the con but apparently not book.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Yes, no he's not. He's not the Celtic. He's Lucky,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: the leprechaun from the Lucky Charms. Let's go to Let's
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: go to Jet who fled Jed, Hello, you're on Hello, Jed, welcome.
• 31:02
  Speaker 7: If I identify as having waited on hold for four hours,
• 31:05
  Speaker 7: set that the same thing, or if I identify as
• 31:09
  Speaker 7: I'm the first shown, I can I do that now? Listen.
• 31:12
  Speaker 7: I was just wanting to say, I I don't know.
• 31:14
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna stop there. I'm gonna stop there as the
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: Lord is good, and I'm gonna Jesus gezful Jesus or
• 31:20
  Speaker 7: not monck Jesus and not mine. I swear to yes
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: where you want. He would want to add show the
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: state he came back in blind Scott did he like
• 31:29
  Speaker 7: Alexay and all of a sudden Blair Blair and Maine
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: got him. Dude, Blair Blairy? Is that a China China?
• 31:36
  Speaker 7: I mean Maine is in with Chinese party, Chinese pots,
• 31:42
  Speaker 7: Chinese pot growers are everywhere in Maine. They buy up
• 31:45
  Speaker 7: super duper powered lightholes. They're bringing in extra electricity and.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: What what?
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: What?
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: What are you doing here? What is going on?
• 31:53
  Speaker 7: Right? It's called it's called the Ben Mallor Show. It's
• 31:56
  Speaker 7: supposedly you're the mother eting host. Dude, what are you
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: doing there? What are you doing?
• 32:00
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• 32:01
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• 32:03
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• 32:06
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• 32:11
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• 32:13
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• 32:16
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• 32:21
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• 32:25
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• 32:38
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  Speaker 1: in Boston. Hello Rusty, welcome.
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: Hey, Bennet's been a while.
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  Speaker 7: Come one.
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  Speaker 6: And how you doing, Buddy?
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  Speaker 1: Where you've been Rusty? Okay, I've been tying.
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  Speaker 5: Up, but you know you're wasting your time with that
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  Speaker 5: idiot Leprechaun and that guy who win Scott and North
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  Speaker 5: End at that of Boston.
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  Speaker 1: I got you, all right? Hold on, we've moved on.
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  Speaker 1: Chris in the Commonwealth. What's going on? Chris? Welcome? Good morning, Ben?
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  Speaker 2: How are you?
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  Speaker 1: If I was any better, I'd be a Giant, but
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  Speaker 1: not a San Francisco Giant because they got embarrassed in
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  Speaker 1: that baseball opener last night. That was bad?
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  Speaker 7: Y did?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the game was over and the fourth inning,
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  Speaker 1: let's say, actually the second inning. I think let's sell
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  Speaker 1: her to Brandon in Cans City. Hello, brand and welcome
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  Speaker 1: to Bennie and the Jats.
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  Speaker 7: Good morning, Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Brandon was at the last well, he was at the
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  Speaker 1: Kansas City You were at the Kansas City meeting we did,
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  Speaker 1: which was over a year ago.
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  Speaker 7: Oh my god, yeah, we did.
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  Speaker 3: We need to do another one, Benny, We need to
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  Speaker 3: do another one.
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  Speaker 1: Well, maybe next year we'll do one. Who knows? All right, Well,
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  Speaker 1: hold on right there, and that's all we have time for.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go. Three stories figure out which of the
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  Speaker 1: three is not true, separating fiction from fact. Story number one,
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  Speaker 1: it's all about that Rice Ben Rice breakout season for
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  Speaker 1: the Yankees last year, and now he's landed a sponsorship
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  Speaker 1: and the most appropriate sponsor ship in baseball. They're saying
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  Speaker 1: Rice's partnered with Ben's original formerly known as Uncle Ben's
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  Speaker 1: until it was canceled because of you wokesters. The Yankees
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  Speaker 1: stand out and we'll see about that. It's a collab
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  Speaker 1: and they're donating a bunch of meals and all that
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  Speaker 1: he's getting paid. Story number two. Actor Michael B. Jordan
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  Speaker 1: may have the same name as the greatest basketball player
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  Speaker 1: of all time, he'll actually be playing one of the
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  Speaker 1: greatest football players of all time. Fresh off his Best
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  Speaker 1: Actor winning the Oscars, Michael beat Jordan let it slip
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  Speaker 1: over to TMZ that he will be playing the legendary
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Jim Brown in an upcoming bio pick and Story number three.
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  Speaker 1: Chuck Norris passed away last week at the age of
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  Speaker 1: eighty six. He's still not quite done kicking ass and
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  Speaker 1: taking names, and Norris will be starring in one final
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  Speaker 1: film called Zombie Playing, and he plays the head of
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: a spy agency made up of celebs and the tongue
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  Speaker 1: in cheek action Flickr part in the film was filmed
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  Speaker 1: at a Texas ranch. All right, those are these stories again.
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  Speaker 1: Story number one, Ben Rice partnering with Ben's original Rice,
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  Speaker 1: the Yankee player Michael B. Jordan to play Jim Brown
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  Speaker 1: in an upcoming bio Pick and Chuck Norris from Across
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  Speaker 1: the Pearly Gates will be in one final movie, a
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  Speaker 1: tongue in cheek action flick. One of those stories is
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  Speaker 1: not true. The other two are. See if you can
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  Speaker 1: separate fiction from fact. Let's go round the room here.
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  Speaker 1: We'll start out with Rick in Maryland Morning Time, Rick one,
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  Speaker 1: two or three? Ricky, Yeah, I'll never get it right.
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  Speaker 1: But number three man, geez, number b three? Alright, you A,
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  Speaker 1: you have a defeenist attitude. All right, Mike, get it right,
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  Speaker 1: Morning Time A. Mike in New Hampshire, Mikey, Mikey, I
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  Speaker 1: get a golden ticket because I still think it's number one,
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  Speaker 1: number one, okay, And Rusty long time caller, first time listener, Rusty,
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  Speaker 1: what is it? Rush? Number two? Buddy number two, the
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  Speaker 1: Michael B. George, Sorry, very good, thank you. Chris in
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  Speaker 1: the Commonwealth one Tour three Chris.
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  Speaker 7: From Marcellas in honor of Marcello's number two.
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  Speaker 1: I see what you did there, Brandon and kids city quickly. Brandon,
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  Speaker 1: a big Chiefs guy to the casket, drops one Tour
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  Speaker 1: three Brandon number three. All right, we don't have time
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  Speaker 1: to run out all the stories to fake, so we
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  Speaker 1: do some winners here. Number two the Michael B. Jordan
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  Speaker 1: story that was the bogus one this week. Number two
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  Speaker 1: Leprechaun