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Unforeseen Circumcisions · Podcast - Big 98.7

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Now I'm gonna guess here that this is probably the first story you've ever heard
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that includes pizza and circumcisions. But stop me. If you've heard one before,
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you know I have not, So I'm gonna let you continue. But
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if at any point I go hmm, this sounds familiar, I'll pop in.
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Now it's not just any pizza. We're talking about the Hut. Pizza
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Hut, a Canadian location had to close. Now this is the sad part.
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You hate to see businesses shut down, especially legacy ones like that.
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I mean, I've got fond memories of going to Pizza Hut on East ten
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and Morehead and when I read a book or whatever and ask for a book
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itt. Yeah, of course the reason Pan pizza, Oh my god,
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an absolute treat, best program ever. Yeah. Well, this one unfortunately
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had to close. And the circumstances, Amanda, well they were unforeseen,
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and so the manager thought, well, we need to let the patrons know
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so they don't show up for their little personal pan pizzas. So up on
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the sign that they got outside of restaurants. You know that you can,
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like letter by letter, put whatever up there. Whoever was in charge got
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a little hasty when it came time to write unforeseen circumstances, because the sign
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reads we are closed due to unforeseen circumcisions that Pizza gutter is going to work
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today. And I'm kidding that is what they use. I don't know.
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Oh, I don't know. I can't even have I can't even think about
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the actual you p No, isn't your Sun Briggs. I mean that's very
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personal. Yes it is my son, and yes they just took him away.
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They do that, and I wasn't there for the would be a procedure.
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I bet it would be hard to watch on. I do appreciate whether
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it's on purpose or not, anytime you see a sign that somebody's made an
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error on one in more Head. This is a few years ago now,
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but I remember it kind of went viral because somebody on one of those construction
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signs, like the digital ones that say like construction ahead, it said bush
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did nine to eleven, which is that's the direction they went when they hijacked
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it. I know you call that. It's like when somebody writes in wet
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concrete. You know, you get one moment, like one shot, what
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are you going to write? And that's what they went with there was one
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that you made go viral. A restaurant on thirteenth Avenue. It used to
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be Green Mill, now it's Crooked Pinte. Do you remember what that said?
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Did you? Steen Avenue? I did do some research because I remember
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it like not only made my day, it made my entire year just thinking
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about the sign. We still remember it. What the sign read was come
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grab a and then a male anatomyyword yeah, which is come on and come
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on in, come grab one. What I believe it's locally. You see
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stuff go viral all the time and you're like, okay, is that real
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whatever? But the fact you could just be driving on Thirteenth Avenue and go
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huh, and you know, you got some people having fun with it,
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Like on my Facebook posts when I posted that, you know, people saying,
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oh, did you go in? I'm like, yeah, I've been
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here all day. I took the afternoon off. I bet you did.
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I'm surprised you're still here bike taking Amanda in the morning and now Amanda stills
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let's see, we see well, I love this Margot, Robbie is proud
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of Barbie, and all of it's a compl schmid there was a whole deal
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about a week and a half ago about the big Oscars snub, and she
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finally broke her silence yesterday. She said, there's no way to feel sad
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when you're so blessed. Obviously, I think Grettis should have been nominated for
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director. What she did was a once in a career, once in a
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lifetime thing. But we're all beyond ecstatic about Barbie receiving eight Oscar nominations.
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And I just kind of wonder where their mindset was before this movie was released.
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Did they think it would be even remotely that successful. Well, what
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she said, they said, that's what they set out to do was shift
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culture. So it sounds like they had lofty aspirations. Yeah, I guess.
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I just don't know if they expected it to crush everything like it did.
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I don't know if you could ever predict that. But I like where
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she's at. She seems very self aware in there's like, hey, like,
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don't feel bad for me. I'm still, at the end of the
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day, super rich and attractive, So you know it could be worse.
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Yeah, And you brought up a really good point. There are five people
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that also were nominated for Best actors who are deserving of that. So who
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would you take out? You know that kind of conversation too. What it's
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like you would tell your kid if they didn't win best you know baseball player,
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you'd say, well, do better, kid, that's what you gotta
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have some what I'm saying to Margot Robbie, maybe if you would have better,
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maybe if you would have acted a little bit. Oh gosh, that's
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what you tell your son when he if he doesn't win an award. Right,
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No, that's definitely not to be like, you know what you did.
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You did it, you you played your heart out. Not everybody gets
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a ribbon hunt. Well that's not true, is it. I mean,
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don't they literally all get ribbons? I don't know. My kids aren't involved
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in all of that stuff yet, so we'll where. I don't know where
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we're at on the ribbon thing. Are their actual ribbons being handed out for
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anything anymore? I feel like, what wasn't the whole thing? Everybody gets
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the same thing. I remember back when I was in elementary, I got
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last place at a wrestling tournament. Once. I know it's hard to believe,
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but they literally handed me it was four yellow. It was I'm not
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kidding. It was black. It was a metal painted black. There was
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gold, silver, bronze, and then they might as well have just stuffed
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my head and the toy. The only thing better would have been just like
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a brown, like a turn brown ribbon, and it's like way to go
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get wah wah. No, but you're right. Participation ribbons I think were
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blue and everybody was getting them. I don't know, blu feels like that's
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for the winner, but that's just me. Oh all right. Demi Moore,
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she was on Good Morning America yesterday and she opened up about Bruce Willis.
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Of course, he was diagnosed with fronto temporal dementia last year. I
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just love that the whole family is coming together spending as much time with him
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as possible. But listen, please tell us about Bruce Willis. How's he
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doing? You know? I think given the givens, he's doing very well.
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And what I'll share is what I say to my children, which it's
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important to just meet them where they're at and not hold on to what isn't
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but what is because there's great beauty and sweetness and loving and joy out of
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that. Nailed it. I love her statement there. Yeah, it's all
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you can do in that situation. If you've ever been through it with the
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family, you know, it's like easy to get stressed out and annoyed and
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frustrated, but at the end of the day, you just got to do
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what she said, So sweet dad. Yesterday, we're talking about Justin Timberlake
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in his little nugget when he was on Kelly Clarkson, he was like,
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oh, yeah, the boys meaning in Sync had been in the studio kind
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of working on more and because everybody wants to know, is there going to
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be a reunion because they've been teasing these little things here and there, Lance
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Bass a few weeks ago said oh yeah, yeah, it's not dead in
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the water about them doing some sort of reunion. Well RCA, who is
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in charge of in Sync the record label, Yeah, yesterday basically just said
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here's what's going on. The boys are doing backup vocals. Yeah, like
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the harmonies on one of Justin Timberlake's new solo songs. That's it, which
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is nice and cool, but it's not anything to get excited about. I
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mean, you're not going to be able to tell you know again, you
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guys are just you're making insing fans angry at this point, could you're just
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dangle in this fruit that's not going to happen. I think this should be
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the final confirmation that we're not they're never going to reunite. I mean they
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really technically already did by doing a song together. But it's not like he's
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going to go all right, I'm back in because you know, fifty year
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old boy bands really. Yeah. The only thing I can think of is
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if there was some sort of performance somewhere that was big that he was I
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don't know, he's in Times Square and the boys happened to be there,
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so they would maybe make a surprise appearance, you know Ed Sheeran sometimes did
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that where somebody would pop up every once in a while. Yeah, So
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that expectation won't be there for every show, but there could be that possibility.
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Or if in a year from now, they're in an award show and
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it's like, oh, hey, boys come along. Yeah that's it.
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You know. Really the best boy band from the era is active. So
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you can still go see the Backstreet Boys where but they're still out about,
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they're putting music out. There's active as ever. Nah No, what you're
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not a fan. No. I mean I would like to see them,
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but let's hit by hit line them up. Backstreet Boys win every single time.
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I will tell you I want it that way is going to be right
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up there with God. Must have spent a little more time on you me.
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It's a pathetic comparison. And first of all, that insangsong is a
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cover. Also, can we talk about the most underrated of old time?
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Ninety eight degrees? Cruising the other day, an invisible man popped up and
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I'm like, get out of town. Ninety eight degrees probably, and they
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were way cuter, Is that right? Nickolache was an objectively handsome man.
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Justice stop muffing, I get a MANA in the morning. Ninety point seven.
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You want suspect a thing when you hear that telephone room by friends lacking
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never this lesson by friend, A sunny want arrested by friend. I told
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you I feel bad about this one, Amanda, because I've done this so
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many times. You lose your wallet at the bar. Not a good feeling.
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But unfortunately for this guy, he has bad friends because one of his
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buddies nominated him to be prank called. And so we're gonna have a little
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fun with this missing wallet. Okay, oh gosh, are you sure you
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want to do this? I don't care wallet. Hello is this Adam?
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Yes, my name is Keith, and I found a wallet at tap last
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weekend and I have reason to believe that it might belong to you. Oh
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yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, thank you so much.
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Yeah. I definitely lost my wallet at that guard and I really need it
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back. So yeah, dude, it works, totally get it. I'm
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just gonna need to confirm a few details about the wallet before I return it
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to you. So I'm gonna ask you some questions that only the true owner
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of the wallet would know. That sound good? Uh? Well, I
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mean my my driver's license literally has my name and my picture on it,
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so I mean, well, yeah, I mean that could just be lucky
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coincidence. So okay, what else do you need to know? Well,
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for starters, Adam, there's in the part where money is supposed to go.
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Can you tell me what color that is? Uh? I mean maybe,
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I say, maybe it's blue. I'm not I'm not sure, but
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maybe maybe it's blue. Nice try green was the correct answer there? But
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you know you're not supposed to keep those in there, right, did you
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open it. I'm just saying you're not supposed to keep that in your wallet.
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You know, the wear and tear. I'm just looking out for you,
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dude. If this is your walt, Okay, one more question it
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is, yes, Can you just give me my wallet back? Not so
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fast, slick, A couple more questions for you. I see here that
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there's an RB's coupon. Can you tell me when that expiration date is?
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Look, I have no freaking clue when the expiration date is. Okay,
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I know that the wallet that you're holding is black, it has a cobon
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in there, and there's a plastic card with my first and last name and
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my picture on it. So what else do you need to know? The
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expiration date? Adam? When does the buy one get one beef and cheddars
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expire? If you can't tell me that, I can't give you this wat
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I'm sorry, don't know. Wrong expired all the way back in December of
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twenty nineteen. It looks like, yeah, Adam, I just don't really
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have enough confidence that this wallet belongs to you. You know that the wallet
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is mine, and my driver's license is there, Okay, It's got my
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name and my picture on it the coupon. You know that it's mine,
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so just get it back. Well, I thought about giving it to him
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until the yelling started. So Adam, I got to ask you to take
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a big deep breath from me, would you, because well, there's good
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and bad news. The bad news is I don't actually have your wallet.
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The good news is that this is a prank phone call. We're just messy.
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Is that good news? I feel like this is bad and bad.
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Let's ask Adam, Adam Petty feel upout all this. So if you don't
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have my wallet, no, I'm not a fun part. I feel bad.
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Your buddy Nick reached out to us, said you lost your wallet,
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and he's heard us do these prank phone calls on our show Pike and a
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Mandate in the Morning and the Pike in the Morning. Actually just Pike his
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idea. It's called Pike's Prank And I'm so so sorry, but we don't
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have your wallet. Breaking Look, oh my god, you don't have my
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wallet. I mean all that stuff's replaceable. I mean a beef and jeddter
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that sounds delicious. How do you not use the bogo beef and chatties?
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What do you think about bags flank Wi Amanda in the morning on Big You
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know, there are times it's okay to lie. I stand by that,
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especially when it means it's going to keep your partner happy. Oh boy,
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to lie to keep yourself out of trouble, just to make them happier.
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You know. For example, people are weighing in on this and you can't
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too. Seven oh one two eighth one eight seven. You can call her,
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text us or on our Facebook page you can drop a comment as well.
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This guy says, sure, I'd love to go shopping on a Sunday
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afternoon rather than watch football. Oh get the keys, honey. That's a
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man better than me totally. I do not hide the fact that there is
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nothing I would rather do than watch, especially when it comes to the Packer
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game. Like I'm I'm not going shopping. I don't care how bad we
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need groceries. Wow, all right? Do you have any lies you tell
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your your husband Nick to keep him happy. I don't lie about it,
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but sometimes I'll get something new and it's very an interesting situation. A lot
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of times I'll put it on and he doesn't realize it's new. My daughter's
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the one who busts me now all the time. She's like, Mom,
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you get a new purse. Mom, that's new. Mom got her nails
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done. I'm like, Sid, why are you busting little rat? Yeah?
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Nah doesn't even notice half of the things. But what really gets me
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is our arguments always stem from me. He's like, oh, well that's
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new, and I'm like, actually, it's about a year old. And
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then I have to deep dive into my Instagram or a Facebook. I'm like,
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see I wore this at this event whatever. He's like, oh,
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okay, whatever. But we think that makes him happy knowing it's not new.
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I think he would just like for me to, you know, not
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spend sen so much money. So that's kind of where my little white lies
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are. Everything is always on sale or what a great deal it was,
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just to keep him happy. It's something about women, like the lying about
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the clothes just got when my wife Lauren's same thing, Like I'm with her
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all the time. I know, and I'm not a dumb dumb I know
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when there's a new clothing item, especially when that's very it's not just like
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a you know, neutral color, right, it's like an out there shirt.
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I'm like, oh, when'd you get that? So oh this I've
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had it. No, you haven't had it. You've had it for a
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couple of days. Maybe, right, that's just it. I mean we've
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had it. Oh we're not really lying this whole thing. I got it
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Sunday. Well, this woman says a little lie. She tells her husband.
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She insists that his old man flemy sinus clearing coughs in the morning don't
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bother her, because you know, of course he can't help it. But
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she admits that they are absolutely rough and disgusting to listen to. So she
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would actually say, like, it doesn't bother her. I don't think she
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goes to the point of saying she enjoys it. Oh yeah, I'm wondering
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more phlegm. My wife is the opposite, like if I have a cough
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in this winter, I've got a cough for you know, going on ten
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weeks now. So she does not hide it. She's like, oh my
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god, this is horrible. I can't sleep or if I ever throw up.
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She hates the sound of throwing as you know, she's one of those
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people like, yeah makes her want to throw up, and so I'll be
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like on the side of the bed, just do my yackety yack, and
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she's like just complaining. I'm like, you know, it must be rough
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to be you, the one that's not throwing up for you. You have
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to listen to me in absolute misery. Yeah, but usually it's a self
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inflicted reason that you're there. Met No, it's always a stomach bottle,
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man, it's always it's always food playson the okay in the morning. Now
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here's what you need to know. Well, this is usually when it hits
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this weekend, people start having football with drawls. But don't you worry.
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The uh Pro Bowl does not happen anymore. So what they do is a
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flag football game. But they also, starting tonight, start the fund Skills,
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which I think is great. They've got dodgeball, kicktick tac toe,
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tug of war. It's just fun. It's something. It's something to watch
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if you're desperate for television. But it's two ways. You know, you
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get sad that football's over and we don't have another game until September. But
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then also it's like, well it's getting warmer. Baseball starts twins, I
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mean, very exciting. We're in the head heat of the basketball season.
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Mostly excited for golf and not PGA golf, but my personal golf. Oh
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isn't Pebble Beach this weekend? Yeah, don't look at me, look at
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just the golf knowledge that I have. Man, it's impressive. Quick little
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update on this story we've been following along with those three men that were found
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frozen to death in Kansas City after having a viewing party with their buddy.
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You're gonna say what you've been calling them? What Amanda? And stop it.
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I just need to say this, And I know you didn't mean any
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harm or ill will buy it. But she's been referring to the four gentlemen
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as the frozen four, and I get that that's just a convenient way to
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say it, because they did freeze the death. Okay, I'm sorry,
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I'm out at her. She's dying, laughing, laughing. Are you denying
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it? No, because there's three so technically and that would have been inappropriate
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on so many levels. Yeah, it's just inaccurate, really, but they
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did freeze the death. If there's any more to it, we're finding out
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once how long until these toxicology reports come back? They were saying eight weeks.
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The friend who lived in the home by the way has now moved out,
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put his stuff in storage, and he checked into rehab. So okay,
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he was not available for phone calls or anything for two days. So
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if he was under some sort of substance abuse or whatever it may have been,
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it sounds like he's getting in the help that he needs and knows or
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it's like, hey, I am super guilty. I'm gonna go ahead and
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start my time now and go into rehab and do I don't think if you
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killed three people, I don't think going to reap early is going to help
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your cause and all, but it might if you're like, hey, I
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know I have a problem. What I could have helped him if I wouldn't
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have been in this circumstance of course, whatever, you know, let's operate
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under the assumption that, like the police said, is not a homicide investigation.
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God just lost three good friends. Horrible, you know, totally.
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Yeah, So the fact that you cavalierly, you know, she's talking with
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a frozen forum, like, what is not hockey playoff time yet, is
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it? That's not till Mark, I can't with you right now. You
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did not just do that, do the same what I though you would.
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Of course you would, I don't know. I don't even know right now,
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Okay, TikTok if you're using it for well, right now, it
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seems like every video. Let's just go with the Taylor Swift Travis Kelsey situation.
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It's been twenty three seconds of actual time that she's spent on the TV.
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What everybody is truly getting sick of are the TikTok's, the quick little
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shorts, all of that that you're seeing all over social media, because ultimately
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they're not really showing that much of it. It's just that we're all on
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social media, so it's everywhere. Right Honestly, when I'm watching the game,
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if I'm watching a Chiefs game, I wish he'd show her more.
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That's my opinion. That's right. Is there recirculation of the videos? So
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all of these videos have Taylor Swift music behind them. Well, Universal Music
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Group, which represents Taylor, Drake, Adele, Bad Bunny, Billy Eilish,
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they are no longer allowing music on TikTok through their licensing deal. So
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as of yesterday, you're not able to use Taylor Swift's jams for anything until
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they I don't know if they'll pay the money. I can't be that much.
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I don't know. It's always he wasn't like Taylor wasn't on any streaming
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forever. Finally is now same with like, if you want to find a
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Garth Brooks song, you know, it's like you go, oh, really,
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you gotta actually buy the thing, which, come on, be ridiculous.
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You don't have friends in low places to get you a copy. I
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think I still have my old LimeWire copy of the file. Gosh, all
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right, well we do have a little bit of fog still this morning.
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Once it's out of here, I'm like, see, we have these window
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things that are up in our studio. So I feel like I'm giving the
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forecast. It's tense fog until nine. I'm looking outside. There's no fog.
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So I apologize, don't for my inaccurate forecast all the time. Cloudy
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today and forty people are driving all slow in nine ninety four. They're like,
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well, Amanda said there's fog, so I gotta be careful. I
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get Amanda in the morning, come on, get up on. So I
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was doing a little research on gen Z, you know, just trying to
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understand this generation Amanda, as you and I are millennials. Of course,
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apparently when it comes to drinking. First of all, fewer and fewer of
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them seem to be embracing the drinking culture like maybe we and the people before
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us did. Yeah, they're into kind of mocktails and like that fancy non
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alcoholic stuff. But then also they're dad. Let us exactly, they're dad
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went into other stuff. But it was funny to see the survey of where
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they prefer to drink, okay, because you know, you think about drink,
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anything about going to a bar. Well, it turns out they prefer
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in a large percentage of them to drink at home, which really, yeah,
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that was the number one place gen Z prefers to drink sixty eight percent.
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That's so mom of them. I don't know. I'm give to the
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point. We have sort of a free weekend here, Louren and I.
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We're talking about what we want to do, and it's like, you know,
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just sitting at home with the beer that we have in the fridge sounds
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okay. Yeah, we're very much homebodies, but it is nice every once
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in a while, like we'll either start our day and do like a fun
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little brunch somewhere, maybe take the kids for French fries have a beer,
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Like we try to get out a little bit. Yeah, but overall as
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far as like hanging, it's at home. Yeah, but you know,
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you go into a brunch financially it's just like, well there's one hundred bucks
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of minimum, you know, but so good. Number two they say is
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not a bar, but a restaurant is where they prefer to drink, which
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interesting, totally get that. I think honestly, I think I do prefer
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a restaurant beer over like just going to a bar, like just a chain
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restaurant beer, Like sitting in the bar of a chain restaurant, that's your
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thing. I like, I say, drinking at a friend's home is their
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next favorite place, which I guess it's just comfortable. It's just nice to
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be able to access to like the TV. You can stream whatever you want.
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Yeah, you know, you drink whatever you want. The you know,
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downside is you got to get home or pass out on your friend's couch,
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which is just kind of awkward. Be a while for me for something
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like that. Is that making a home or having to be Yeah, I
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mean you've got kids to get home too, of course, when you're a
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childless adult, like myself. You really have nowhere to be at you bring
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your own pillow, nobody loves you. You can just kind of sleep wherever.
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Stop it. By the beach comes in next at sixteen percent, right
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by by the pool. Wait, I didn't know that those were going to
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be options on this list. Anything's an option. I would think that'd be
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in a way up there with a mouse. Nothing tastes better because I don't
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like sweet drinks at all, Like that's not my jam. Yeah me neither.
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You put me in a setting though where I then I'll have a margarita
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or a mocha chok latte or whatever like coconut drink, dakery, any of
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that stuff. Yeah, my ties, but I have to have the scenery
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in the vibe force. Oh it's the best. And then rounding out gen
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Z's favorite places drink and a concert and on a plane to mean those should
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be way higher on a plane, like on the way to a vacation.
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Yeah, that is nice. I always feel like I'm being judged though,
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flight attendants like, oh I have another one kind of looking at me,
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like, girl, it's an hour and a half light. Slow your roll
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for us. Drink