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Billionaire Submarine and The Idol with Chris Franjola · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
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  Speaker 1: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
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  Speaker 1: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
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  Speaker 1: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
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  Speaker 1: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
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  Speaker 1: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
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  Speaker 1: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
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  Speaker 1: click and collect.
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  Speaker 2: So easy.
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  Speaker 1: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. If you're watching this
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  Speaker 2: on YouTube, you're going to see that I am wearing
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  Speaker 2: some of my merch. This is a Housewife Consultant sweatshirt.
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  Speaker 2: I have so much more. It's all at HeatherMcDonald.net. Of course,
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  Speaker 2: you're going to see all my live dates there. And
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  Speaker 2: this weekend, I will be with my guest. Yes, Chris
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  Speaker 2: is on the show today. But he will also be
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  Speaker 2: performing with me at Humphreys by the Bay in San
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  Speaker 2: Diego this Saturday night, June 24th, along with the hilarious
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  Speaker 2: Justin Martindale. You guys are so lucky you're going to
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  Speaker 2: get the greatest show ever. Also such exciting news, everybody.
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  Speaker 2: I've been waiting for this my whole life. It'll be
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  Speaker 2: eight years, July 4th, that I've had Juicy Scoop. And
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  Speaker 2: I have finally been nominated for an award for the
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  Speaker 2: American Reality Television Awards. I don't know if this involves
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  Speaker 2: anything in which I can get an address and call
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  Speaker 2: Nikki Haskell to get one of her hidden star caps
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  Speaker 2: so I can look my best. I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: I have to start taking a shot to get ready
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  Speaker 2: for this event because I'm pretty confident I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: win because you juicy scoopers are going to vote for me.
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  Speaker 2: This is how we do it. So you go to
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  Speaker 2: the AmericanRealityTelevisionAwards.com, public vote. Then you put in your email
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  Speaker 2: and then you go to the podcasting section. And I'm
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  Speaker 2: about the seventh one down. How many are there? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
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  Speaker 2: I'm number seven, eight, nine. There's nine people nominated.
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  Speaker 3: I am one of them. You vote for me and.
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  Speaker 2: This will be so exciting. I have been working on
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  Speaker 2: an acceptance speech since I was four for any award,
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  Speaker 2: none of which I've never won an award in my life.
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  Speaker 2: in which I can give an acceptance speech. So Chris
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  Speaker 2: is here and we recorded it yesterday and we talked
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  Speaker 2: about the missing submarine. I don't know what the fate
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  Speaker 2: will be when you're listening to this, but this morning,
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  Speaker 2: this is Wednesday morning, we did get some good news.
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  Speaker 2: They are, now, as you know, there are five people,
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  Speaker 2: two billionaires, one billionaire and his son and another billionaire
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  Speaker 2: and I guess the crew, that went down to look
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  Speaker 2: at the Titanic. They couldn't find them, but they are
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  Speaker 2: hearing some ding, ding, dinging right around where the Titanic
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  Speaker 2: is supposed to be, but it's so far down. Since then,
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  Speaker 2: I've been obsessed. So hopefully they'll find them. As of now,
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  Speaker 2: they have 12 hours left, I think, of oxygen. if
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  Speaker 2: they don't find these people and are able to help
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  Speaker 2: them in the next 12 hours. So it's just absolutely terrifying.
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  Speaker 2: And I've watched of what it would be like. And
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  Speaker 2: I watched this one TikTok where they're like, imagine there's
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  Speaker 2: five people in the size of a minivan. All they
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  Speaker 2: have is like a little toilet. Chances are, you know,
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  Speaker 2: some people might be getting sick, which... would be horrible
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  Speaker 2: to be in a small space with someone being sick.
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  Speaker 2: They're probably panicking, probably for the first part, the captain
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  Speaker 2: tried not to have the panic. There's been reports done
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  Speaker 2: from a while ago of them saying you actually are
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  Speaker 2: using it. What they're using as a controller is like
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  Speaker 2: what my kids used as a controller like a few
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  Speaker 2: years ago to play video games. It is insane. And
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  Speaker 2: there's people talking about it here. This guy that is
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  Speaker 2: known as Mr. Titanic, People Magazine said, you're dead before
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  Speaker 2: you realize you're going to die when you go that
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  Speaker 2: far down. I don't know if they make it. I
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  Speaker 2: hope nobody ever, I hope we just put Titanic to rest.
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  Speaker 2: and enjoy it at home watching the movie, and nobody
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  Speaker 2: ever tries to go down there again. It is not
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  Speaker 2: worth it. Meanwhile, this kid, his stepfather is one of
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  Speaker 2: the billionaires missing on the submarine, and he is like, well,
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  Speaker 2: my family would want me to be having fun, so
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  Speaker 2: he went to the Blink-182 concert. I don't know what
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  Speaker 2: his relationship is with his billion-dollar stepdad, but throughout history,
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  Speaker 2: except for Joseph and Jesus, a lot of people didn't
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  Speaker 2: like their stepfather. So I don't know if this kid
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  Speaker 2: is like good riddance. I can't wait to see how
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  Speaker 2: rich my mom's going to be after you're gone. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. I hope not. And I hope he just
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  Speaker 2: enjoyed the concert. Maybe he was hoping to see Courtney
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  Speaker 2: and her baby bump. I don't know, but that's what's
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  Speaker 2: going on right now. All right, you guys, now let's
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  Speaker 2: Get Chris Frangiolla here for you guys to enjoy the
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  Speaker 2: rest of this juicy, fun episode as always. Heather MacDonald
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  Speaker 2: Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo. Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello,
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  Speaker 2: and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have the original favorite,
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  Speaker 2: old blue eyes, sparkling teeth.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Cute haircut. Summer fun sweatshirt, Chris Frangiola.
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  Speaker 4: Summer fun sweatshirt. This is the sweatshirt I was telling
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  Speaker 4: you about.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, the Malibu. To show that you are a rich
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  Speaker 2: Malibu person.
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  Speaker 4: You have to have this sweatshirt to be accepted in
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  Speaker 4: beach towns or even down Orange County.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wait. Where's your hat?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I want it. This is... Should I reveal it now?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. Well, I wanted to... get your advice because we've
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  Speaker 4: had problems in the past about beach vacations. We had
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  Speaker 4: a very famous beach vacation we took many years ago
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  Speaker 4: in Cabo and I wore a bandana. It's a famous story.
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  Speaker 4: You've told it many times.
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  Speaker 2: I was ready to leave my husband for you until
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  Speaker 2: I saw the bandana. And then I was like, no.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I have a new one.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: That I bought on the way back from our shows
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  Speaker 4: in Tempe. I drove and I stopped at a Love's
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  Speaker 4: or one of those travel centers.
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  Speaker 2: Well, so did we. And I just want to say.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So Drake was charging up the Tesla and I went
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  Speaker 2: into like the place.
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  Speaker 3: I thought I was going to get us some food
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  Speaker 3: at Wendy's.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But I just saw some really weird, it was very crowded.
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  Speaker 3: I just saw a lot of very strange situations.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I just was like, you know what? I
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  Speaker 2: think I can starve for another hour and a half.
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  Speaker 2: until we got to La Quinta. And when I came back,
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  Speaker 2: the car was gone. And I literally felt like Sandra
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  Speaker 2: Bullock in that movie with Kiefer Sutherland, who lost his
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  Speaker 2: girlfriend at one of those places. I don't remember the
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  Speaker 2: name of the movie, but then I've talked about it before,
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  Speaker 2: because it's haunted me anytime I've gone to a crowded
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  Speaker 2: place where there's like a gas station and a couple
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  Speaker 2: eating things and it's big. And anyway, in the movie,
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  Speaker 2: she's like in the little convenience store and she sees
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  Speaker 2: this guy's bracelet and she goes, oh, that's so cool.
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  Speaker 3: My boyfriend would love something like, he goes, oh, I
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  Speaker 3: have them in my car. I make them.
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  Speaker 2: And so she's an adult and she goes over and
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  Speaker 2: then he kidnaps her. And then Kiefer is stuck at
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  Speaker 2: this place looking for her forever. So that all went
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  Speaker 2: through my mind.
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  Speaker 4: There's another, obviously the Kurt Russell one with the, there's
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  Speaker 4: another one with Kurt Russell where his wife gets abducted,
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  Speaker 4: like at a truck stop. And it's a great movie.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's called Breakdown. I had to get broken
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  Speaker 4: down on the side of the road.
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  Speaker 2: So then I called Drake. I'm like, where are you?
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  Speaker 3: He's like, oh, I went around the front to.
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  Speaker 2: Pick you up. I'm like, get in the car now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, get me right now. I'm like, it was
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  Speaker 2: so freaky.
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  Speaker 4: And you also said before we came to air, you
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  Speaker 4: said the funniest thing. And I love this too. You
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  Speaker 4: said there were two people looking at the menu.
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  Speaker 2: There was a couple.
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  Speaker 4: It was a Wendy's.
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  Speaker 2: It was a Wendy's. There was a lesbian couple that
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  Speaker 2: were all a little bit older. She was maybe 45
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  Speaker 2: and her girlfriend was about 60.
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  Speaker 3: And they were holding, they weren't in the line yet.
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  Speaker 2: Because they were just perusing the menu and they were
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  Speaker 2: looking up at the wedding's menu all over each other
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  Speaker 2: like they were in Capri for the first time right
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  Speaker 2: they were literally it went on and making out and
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  Speaker 2: they're like stop it no you get that and.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like It's my favorite when you see people looking
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  Speaker 4: at the menus of these places that have been the
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  Speaker 4: same menu for many, forever. Wendy's, McDonald's. Also, get in line.
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  Speaker 2: There's already eight people ahead of you. You're going to
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  Speaker 2: have enough time to decide.
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  Speaker 4: I was at, I think, like, tell me about the
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  Speaker 4: chicken strips. And the person behind the counter was like,
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, what? Like, they wanted to, like, they're in, like, Capri.
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  Speaker 4: They're like, uh, they're chicken strips.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like.
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  Speaker 4: Don't you get it?
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  Speaker 2: Well, Wendy's didn't even have chicken strips. They had nuggets,
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  Speaker 2: which didn't excite me as much as a strip.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 2: They did have something like this jalapeno. Oh, they had
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  Speaker 2: ghost pepper sandwich.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Real spicy for the Arizona fun. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't been to Wendy's in so long, but I left.
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  Speaker 4: I left.
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  Speaker 2: I got scared, and I was like, I don't want this.
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  Speaker 4: When you start doing road trips like we do, you
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  Speaker 4: get into desert country, and that's a different world out there.
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  Speaker 4: They're in between the Tempe's and the LA's. There's desert country.
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  Speaker 4: They lived by their own rules.
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  Speaker 2: And then you go down. You're going to the highway.
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  Speaker 3: You just see a house.
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  Speaker 2: Where they could see the freeway and there's nothing else
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  Speaker 2: around it. And you're like, what made you decide, like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to build this house right here because I
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  Speaker 2: just want to hop on the freeway really quick.
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  Speaker 3: Like, you didn't want to be any closer to anybody else?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a meth lab. Because when it explodes, then
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  Speaker 4: I want it to hit the shrapnel to hit the
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  Speaker 4: other homes.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's considerate. Nothing like a considerate meth dealer.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 2: So show me what you bought. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So I wanted now... This is the whole, it's a
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  Speaker 4: whole thing, okay?
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  Speaker 2: It's a whole what?
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to vacation in a couple of weeks.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Out into the Montauk area, you know?
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  Speaker 2: So she.
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  Speaker 4: And I have to do, you know, at this certain age,
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  Speaker 4: you got to do more sun protection than just a
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  Speaker 4: baseball hat.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And I can't wear like the big landscaper hat.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Because it looks a little ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 4: So at the Loves, outside of Tempe, I bought this.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: $ 20. Okay. And I think this might be what I'm
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  Speaker 4: going to wear throughout the week. Montauk.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, ready? Can I pull this off?
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Here. No, wait a minute. Let me give you the scenario.
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  Speaker 4: All right. I don't know if you're... Is this laughter?
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  Speaker 4: Wait a minute. There's more to it. This is a
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  Speaker 4: bad sign. There's events.
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  Speaker 2: Chris.
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  Speaker 4: Do I look like.
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  Speaker 2: Chris.
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  Speaker 4: You look.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, wait.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Can I tell you what you look like?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, okay.
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  Speaker 2: You look like Clint Eastwood. A real racist Clint Eastwood.
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  Speaker 2: But he's actually a really good guy deep down inside.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, okay. So that's not a bad thing, I don't think.
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  Speaker 2: No, because he's just racist because he's so old.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But you look old because... Because maybe if you get
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  Speaker 2: that eyebrow pencil from your wife.
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  Speaker 4: I have a pencil. I have my own.
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  Speaker 2: Can I see it with sunglasses?
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  Speaker 4: That's what I was going to do.
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  Speaker 2: I think I might see it.
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  Speaker 4: You think I look racist now. Wait till you see this. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: All right. How are we getting better?
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  Speaker 2: Much better.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So if you wear it, it has to be
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  Speaker 2: with sunglasses.
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  Speaker 4: Of course it would be with sunglasses.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I didn't know that before.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I'm at a beach bar. It's the afternoon.
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  Speaker 4: Is this making any sense?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: But you've got to keep the sunglasses on.
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  Speaker 6: Of course.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Sunglasses off. I look like it's my first day at
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  Speaker 4: a gay bar, and I don't know. Someone told me,
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  Speaker 4: dress like a cowboy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I saw a TikTok, and they go,
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  Speaker 2: first day of tidal wave.
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  Speaker 4: What's that?
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  Speaker 2: And that is enormous bears that get together in Las
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  Speaker 2: Vegas at a pool. Oh. And I guess they call
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  Speaker 2: it tidal wave because if they're all in the pool together,
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  Speaker 2: I guess a lot of water would spill out.
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  Speaker 3: But first when I saw it, I just saw it
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  Speaker 3: tidal wave.
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  Speaker 2: And I just saw all these like men, I just
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  Speaker 2: thought they were, you know, what happens when you're heterosexual,
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  Speaker 2: you know, and you just don't care and you've gotten fat.
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  Speaker 2: But then I started to look at the video and
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, God, there's no girls? And then I saw
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  Speaker 2: a couple bigger guys kissing. And then they said, oh
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  Speaker 2: my God, Tidal Wave is so much fun. It's like
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  Speaker 2: once a year, Tidal Wave.
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  Speaker 4: Thankfully, I'm not. I don't have any... I love that
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  Speaker 4: people do things like that. I respect that there are
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  Speaker 4: people who are so into one thing that they'll go
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  Speaker 4: to the convention of it.
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  Speaker 2: But I have to say, in the world of TikTok
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  Speaker 2: of today, there has got to be one woman... That
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  Speaker 2: this got on her For You page just like me.
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  Speaker 4: And went?
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  Speaker 2: No, and saw her husband. There's no way every single
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  Speaker 2: one of those bigger guys is living, in my opinion,
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  Speaker 2: an out life.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: A couple of them have got to be like truckers
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  Speaker 2: or carpenters. convention guys a little bit of a Brokeback
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  Speaker 2: Mountain situation, in my opinion. And now they've been outed
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  Speaker 2: on the tidal wave.
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  Speaker 4: This is Brokeback, hot Brokeback Mountain, ready? Like this hot,
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  Speaker 4: if you do this. And then you do this, like
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  Speaker 4: dopey deputy. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: For you, just sunglasses all the time. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Because I don't want to get skin cancer either.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I'm trying to avoid at this later age.
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  Speaker 2: Let's talk about this crazy story about the submarine. So
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  Speaker 2: this submarine, which by the way, I just came across
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  Speaker 2: a video of a reporter reporting on this five months
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  Speaker 2: ago in which he was chuckling to the person putting
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  Speaker 2: it together and of how poorly this was made. Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: the guy goes, oh, I got this from a camping
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  Speaker 2: store and I got this and it's run like this
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  Speaker 2: and the only way to get out of it is
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  Speaker 2: for someone to open it from the outside. And they're charging,
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  Speaker 2: they charge $ 250, 000. The submarine is owned by Ocean Gate Expeditions.
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  Speaker 2: It's gone missing. It's supposed to go all the way
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  Speaker 2: down 12,000 square feet so you can look at the
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  Speaker 2: actual Titanic.
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  Speaker 4: And two of the richest men in the world were
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  Speaker 4: on it. It's still gone. They haven't found it.
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  Speaker 2: One of the billionaires and his son, and I looked,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how old the son is, but it
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  Speaker 2: was a billionaire and a son. I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: they count as two billionaires or if there's another billionaire.
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  Speaker 4: There was an English billionaire, I believe, and a Pakistani billionaire.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, the Pakistani is the one who brought his son there.
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  Speaker 2: And $ 250, 000 typically lasts for eight, wait, the trips cost
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  Speaker 2: up to $ 250, 000 and typically lasts for eight days. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: With dives to the Titanic taking up to 10 hours.
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  Speaker 2: So they're now saying that, you know, there's no way.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's got to be.
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  Speaker 2: I just realized this is going to be totally old
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  Speaker 2: news by the time.
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: No, it's all right. But it's still an interesting story.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: So probably by the time you heard this. Yeah. We
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: probably have never recovered.
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: We're taping in advance a little bit.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: But I will just... I mean, nothing, I don't even,
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: when I was a little girl, I didn't even like
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: to go in the submarine at Disneyland. There was a
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: submarine thing and it would take you down and then
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: you'd see a mermaid. I don't like that, I don't
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: like this feeling of being underneath the water without being
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: able to get to the top. Whenever there's like a submarine.
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: Even submarine movies like Crimson Tide or Das Boot or whatever,
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's scary just watching those movies and having
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: to live there.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: I don't care how rich I am. I don't need
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: to see the Titanic. We've seen it a million times.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: You can watch the movie.
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: This is like what you were saying about Tidal Wave.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: But there's not even like a window on it. They
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: literally are watching it from inside on a video screen.
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: This thing out here- Oh, you don't get out to die? Oh,
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: I guess you can.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: No, you can't get out, but there's.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: Not even circles of glass so that you can see
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: with your own eyes up close. You're actually just watching
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: the video. Yeah.
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: You know, we were, when I was with my girlfriends
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: in Kona- She said there was an open, there was
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: an active volcano. And she goes, would you guys want
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: to go on a helicopter and see that? And I'm like,
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Like, we're only here for one more day.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: We're at this beautiful resort that my friend lives at.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm done, like, doing activities, right? Yeah.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: But I'm like, well, whatever.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: So she calls and.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: they say, oh, we have two spots. I'm like, good. Lainey, Liz,
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: you guys go.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: I don't care. I'm like, because every time I've done
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: a helicopter, which maybe I've done it like five times
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: in my life, I don't look back and be like,
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: remember when we were on the helicopter? It's just not
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: one of those things that I'm super excited about. So
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: then she calls and they're like, oh, it's 625 a person.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: I'm like, definitely not for me. You guys go. And
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: then she's like, do I want to leave? And I go, listen,
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: why don't I just go on my phone and look
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: up Kona Volcano helicopter videos.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: And that's what we're going to see.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: We're going to see what someone filmed even better. And
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, I hate to be that person, but
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: I'm like, why?
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: I mean, you can say that about everything. You can.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: Just look it up on, yeah.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: I know. Even Drake has been like, why do people
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: go to concerts when you can just hear the music
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: much better and no one's shoving you?
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, Grandpa, you've got to like.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: But this- Okay, I don't want to, yeah, and I definitely,
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: I don't care how rich I want to be, I
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: never want to go to space, ever.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: No, okay.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: I'm more scared of being lost at space than lost
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: under the sea.
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: I guess I'd rather be lost at space.
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: I think I would choose space as well.
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: I mean, they both seem horrible.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: Horrible.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: But sea, you know, like drowning just feels like a lot.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: But imagine you're the wife of.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: And now your billionaire husband and your son, gone.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Because they had to do the one thing that nobody
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: else did.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: Two years later, when you come back and you've married
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: Chris Noth, remember? Castaway. He shows back up and Helen
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: Hunt is remarried to Mr.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: Big.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: I totally forget that he's in that movie. I've seen
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: it a thousand times. And I always forget until the
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: end that it's Mr. Big that she remarried.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: There's a show on Netflix called Manifest. That I started
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: to watch and then halfway, like after four episodes on
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: the plane, I'm like, I don't need to watch any
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: more of this corny shit. But basically, it's kind of corny,
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: but they go on a plane. Oh, yeah.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: And it must have been inspired by the Malaysia thing.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: And then they land and everyone's like, okay, we got
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: to put you over here. And they're like, what's going on? Right.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: And they're like, you, your plane went missing five years ago. Yeah.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: And so nobody knows if it's aliens, God related, and
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: all these weird stuff starts happening. But the one guy
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: comes home and he's, The wife is, like, happy to
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: see him, but at the same time, she, like, had
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: this other boyfriend she was boning the whole time.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: And.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: I mean, eventually, you've got to move on.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Both... I think we've talked about this before, but Helen
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: Hunt must have had, for a short period there, must
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: have had in her contract, there must be a wet
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: T-shirt scene.
• 18:45
  Speaker 7: She.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: because she did it.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Not a looker in the face, let's be honest.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, you know, she did the best with
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: what she had.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: And the best what she had is she got a
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: boob job about second season of Mad About You, and
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: she was proud of those titties.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: And then when she did that Jack Nicholson movie.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: She had to go running in the rain with no bra.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: Also does it in Castaway.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: And she also was in, they put her in a
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: movie where it was hailing hard.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: It was a tornado thing. Yeah, yeah. And that was
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: another one.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: Twister. She was, yes, that's right. Once again, wet t-shirt.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. I just saw a girl on the red carpet.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: I don't have a photo of it right here.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Full, just now, just a sheer thing.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: No bra, nothing. Just full nips and just a G-string
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: red carpet outfit.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: What happened to wet t-shirt contests? They feel like a thing.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Of the past. I was asked to be in a
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: wet t-shirt contest when I was in Cancun freshman spring break.
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: But they didn't call it a wet t-shirt. They called
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: it a tan contest. Like, who's the tannest?
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, but they sprayed your shirt down.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: No, I think maybe they just said, just get in
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: your bikini or whatever.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: Oh, so it wasn't a t-shirt spray you down.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: No, I made my friend go because I was like,
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: and they're like, no, you should do it.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: I'm like, but I'm not that tan. I didn't realize
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: it's one of my titties out there.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: But like, I was like, no, my friend's tanner and
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: she was flat, but she was real tan.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, good.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: Did she win?
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: No.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: That's unfortunate.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: This hot, like, Asian girl one.
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: And she was tan.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: And she had big tits. They have melanonin or whatever
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: it is.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Melanin. This is funny. Leonardo DiCaprio's a super fan almost
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: drowned trying to swim out to his yacht. I mean.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: I feel like the billionaires on that thing we were
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: just talking about, to go down and see the Titanic,
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: and like you said, you don't really see it. And
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: if you have that much money, you probably could have
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: just paid... You could have had dinner with DiCaprio and
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Kate Winslet for probably the same price.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: God, you're so right.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: And it would have felt like the same thing. I
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: feel like I'm on the Titanic.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, tell me about the filming of it. You're totally right.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: I feel like that would be more fun.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Totally more fun.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so... Unless.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: This billionaire, which I said, I don't know how old
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: the son was, unless the son was like 12. And
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: he was like, oh, I've got the coolest thing to
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: take my son to. Yeah. We just watched Titanic on
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: TV together. And now I'm going to take, you know.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But all these crazy things, just like.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Stay put.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Stay put.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: for it?
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with. they have
• 21:22
  Speaker 6: more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch what's it called it's.
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: Dune adl where dune adl there's an accent on the
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: e do you mean yes i got it on done
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: deal cars lift please you're going past oh kimmage no
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: done deal cars you couldn't possibly go.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Anywhere else I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: Each week on the show, I sit down with extraordinary
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: people who have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: found a way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: filed against me.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: what would you do if it was given back?
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: He said, I have a work dad.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: I need a home dad.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: What happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: Everybody in life encounters hardships.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: What defines them is not those hard moments that they
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: go through.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: It's about what happens next.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: every day was. You're worth the work.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, you know these little fun things where people go
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: in these big balls and you're supposed to run in them? Again,
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: not something I'd be into. I think I'd get a
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: little claustrophobic. So this kid in Liverpool, a strong wind
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: came and he flew up in the sky and he's okay.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: Oh, good.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: But he was in one of those balls like at
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: a park and then it went somewhere else and then
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: eventually it popped and he's okay.
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: But of course it reminded me of- Not Bubble Boy,
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: the fake. No, it was in like a UFO thing.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: It was in the foil.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: Balloon Boy, that's what I was trying to say.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, so this story was at the beginning of reality TV,
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: so this would have been like 2007 or something.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: Everyone was like, oh, my God.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: And it looked like a Jiffy Pop. Yeah.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: It looked like foil, like UFO balloon thing.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: And this guy was, I'm an inventor, and I was
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: trying to invent a big thing that would look like
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: a UFO. And somehow my little kid hopped in, and
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: now it's out and flying around.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: I remember. We were on Chelsea Lely at the time.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: I remember watching it live in the writer's room. All
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: the news channels had picked it up. It was floating
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: through the air.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: And I mean, as a mom of young boys at
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: the time, I totally believed this could happen. And I
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: was just horrified. Like, how are they going to catch it? Like,
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: do you get a plane? Do you get a helicopter? Like,
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: what do you do? Is it eventually going to come down?
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: And then they somehow gets it down or something. And
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: the kid is like, I'm OK. And then they're interviewing
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: him and he slips, the little kid, that he lied.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: That the dad told him to say that he did
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: this and he never actually was in it.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: In the interview he says, you told me to say
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: that or something.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah. And then they realize that he was just
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: trying to get on a reality show and was trying
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: to get press. So like, oh my God, this is
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: a crazy inventing dad. Now we know about his inventing stuff.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Let's give him a TV show.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: And all he would have had to do was suck
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: Ray J's dick. And he could have been. He didn't
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: need a balloon.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Which is much easier, honestly.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: This girl, Bebe Rexha. This is horrible.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: This guy threw.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: They just found out who he was.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: He threw a phone at her. It hit her in
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: the face.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: And she got like.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: A bruise and a cut. And it was towards the
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: end of the show. Yeah. And she had to take off.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: They caught the guy.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: And he goes, I just thought it'd be funny. I
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: just wanted to see if I could hit her. And
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: I did. So he's been arrested. He's 27. He was
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: at the concert. Some dude. I was like, what?
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: I want to see if I like absolutely horrible.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: And I guess she said she's been shamed a lot
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: for she's been body shamed and age shamed. I'm like,
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: how old is she?
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: 33.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: Why is she age?
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: I guess I think that's too old to be like
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: our former. I'm shocked. Yeah. But I mean, I've never
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: had anything thrown at me on stage.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: No, I can't think of that. Thank God.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I've had other females say that like a beer
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: has been chucked at their heads. Yeah.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: And they've had to like– I've seen it.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen it too.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: I think like singers get it a lot more. Yeah.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Like comedians.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it would be terrible if this had thrown things
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: at comedians.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: I misplaced my phone yesterday at Eureka in the village
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: and I was terrified. Like I would never– of all
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: the things to chuck– I think a cell phone. I
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: would rather chuck a baby than my phone. Because it's
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: a bigger deal to try to get that phone back.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: I don't even know where to begin. I'm like, I
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: don't even know where to begin if my phone was gone.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: I think you just start over. You just have a
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: whole new life. Start a new life. New friends, new everything.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Literally, if I lost my phone, I'd be so scared
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: to tell Peter that I lost my phone that I
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: probably would just like.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: Just pretend you haven't.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: No, I just think I would just pack up and
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: call it a day. Yeah. Just leave my home, leave
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: my marriage. I don't even know where to be. I
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: just don't even know where to begin.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: With my life. Well, you then... This would be a
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: perfect opportunity to segue into this next topic, which I brought.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, wait. Let me make sure I have it up.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Which one is it?
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Dating in your 40s.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, first, let me tell you this one. Let
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: me tell you this one. Okay. This poor girl... This
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: newly divorced mom was scammed of her entire $ 100, 000 401k
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: savings in a Tinder, which they now call a pig
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: butchering scheme. Awful name for what it is.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: That is a bad scheme.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Her name's Rebecca Holloway, recently divorced mother of three. And
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: she met a man on Tinder who convinced her to
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: invest into cryptocurrencies. The scammer posing as a French entrepreneur
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: named Fred.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: Everything about you just read is all red flags. Crypto, entrepreneur, friend.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: Everything is like, well, you got a problem.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: This is called pig butchering. That's a scheme that grooms
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: victims with fake romance before deceiving them with fraudulent investment advice.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: Wait, so who's the pig?
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: I think it's like fattening the pig before you slaughter it. Oh. Okay.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Which is awful.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: That's not a good idea.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: This is honestly, this is so much worse than catfishing.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Catfishing is just like a cat.
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: Catfishing doesn't sound bad.
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Pig butchering. Like already you're like divorced and probably not
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: feeling a great amount of self-esteem. And then you're like,
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: hey girl, how's dating going? Oh, I got pig butchered.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: Shit. Then you got to tell your friends and they're like,
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: wait a minute. Were they called pig butchering? Who's the pig? Like,
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: I guess I am.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: So single women, they say, are approaching middle age, are
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: so vulnerable. And this is what she said. We have money,
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: but we might not have met the right guy yet.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: And suddenly this good looking man starts talking to you
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: and you're excited, of course, which I always say. Some
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: hot guy is like, you're so great. He's love bombing you,
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: which means calling you all the time, being like, we
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: are meant to be together. And you are like, you
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: know what? Finally, somebody gets me.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: I am this fabulous person. I do deserve to have
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: someone this into me. Yeah. And he's this into me
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: because he must be right. We must be meant for
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: each other. And that's how they get sucked in. Looking back,
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: the signs are so obvious. But at the time, you
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: want to believe it's real. It felt like a movie
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: where suddenly everything around me blurred and became distorted. I
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: didn't even try to withdraw my money.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: I knew at this point it was gone. Oh, once
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: she realized it was gone.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: And the U.S. Department of Justice says investment fraud caused
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: the highest losses of 2022 scam reported by the public.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: And up to $ 3.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: 31 billion is like fraud through like love and stuff.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: And they say pig butchering scams are run by criminal
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: groups that operate out of centers of Laos, Myanmar, and Cambodia. Laos. Oh, Laos. Yeah.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: You're so smart. Myanmar and Cambodia with the crime syndicates.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: luring in scores of employees with the promise of legitimate jobs.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't think I.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Had somebody call me for a scam, some other type
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: of scam. And I was just fucking with a guy
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: and I, I can't remember. I was a couple of
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: years ago and I had like my assistant there filming me.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: And then I was like, well, I don't want this,
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: but like, are you single? I'm pretty lonely and I
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: live here in California. And the guy was like, like
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: had an accent. It was like scam telemarketer about something else.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: And then he called, then he called me back and
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: I had to block him. Yeah. Yeah.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: I have one.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: He was completely ready to come over.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: I have one that I get like every couple of days.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: It's like a woman on Instagram who sends me like
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: real graphic pictures of her nether regions. And it's.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Have you blocked her? No.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: You got a blocker, Chris. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'll
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: take a look. I don't want to block her completely.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: You don't want to hurt her feelings.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right. But it's always like, it's obviously, because the pictures,
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: obviously it's a man looking for me to go, oh,
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: I like that, you know, whatever. You could totally, I
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: don't know how anybody gets scammed. I really don't.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: When we were sitting at the pool in Tempe, we
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: were just talking about that it would be very hard
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: to date If we were single right now, like our
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: lives were on the road and we were both single. Yeah.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: And so then I pretended what it would be like
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: as we were just sitting by the pool and I'd
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: be like, I don't know.
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: This guy, I mean, we've been talking like on the
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: app and we exchanged numbers and he's texted me every morning.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Good morning. Beautiful.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: And now he hasn't today. And I'm like, this is
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: the way I'd be talking.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: This is the way people talk.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: And now I just don't, I don't know, I mean,
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: do you think he's just busy or do I go,
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: hey boo, or do I let it go? I'm like,
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: I can't imagine to have to think about all that
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: and still do your job and be a mom And
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: then all of a sudden you're like on a hike.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Someone is into you. And then maybe you do sleep
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: with them and then they blow you off. So then
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: you're crushed. You have to get on that horse. I
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: think it is awful. Right. I feel so badly.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: And you've never had to experience the apps. You never
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: went through the app world. Which is what it is now.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: I was in app world early on.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: And loved it. Loved it. Loved it. Loved it.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: Well, I think it's better for guys.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: 100%.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: And especially cute guys.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: 100%. That have a couple bucks. Yeah. Of a certain age.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Because if you own a home. Yeah.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: And are like 50.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: And you have a slight sense of style.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: You could get laid multiple times a day.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: With people coming to your house and blowing you in
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: your garage.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Absolutely. Because anywhere from like 35 to 60, a woman
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: is like, finally, a guy that's appropriate for me.
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: You know, I don't need to be the richest. I
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: don't need him to be the most gorgeous. Yeah. But
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: we really connect. And then meanwhile, this 50-year-old guy who
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: had to work so hard to get laid in high
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: school and college, then had a bitchy wife for 20 years,
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: it is like the greatest thing ever for a guy.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: Honestly, just a couple of candles and a couple of
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: new bed sheets would get you laid so hard in
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: today's day and age.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: I always said a headboard.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: Oh, headboards.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: Just somebody with a headboard.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: But these days, you see a Kim Kardashian house. There
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: are beds that are a little sleeker these days, so
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: there are no headboards anymore. It might be a bit
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: of a thing, but there are some.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying in my day, I was like, I'd
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: like a headboard, not just like a futon situation or
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: like a... You know, when guys just like didn't have
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: like real beds.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: Like, yeah, yeah. Oh, God. Like a mattress on the floor.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: See, I've never been that guy.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: No.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: Thank God.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: No.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: But even like when you watch like 80s movies and stuff.
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: You know, a girl would always go over to like
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: the guy's house and just have these gorgeous like. what
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: they call those loft home, you know?
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: It's always New York city. Yeah.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: With no, it's always an elevator that just opens up
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: to the place.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: It's always an industrial place.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Why is that?
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: That was a hot look. And like every movies from
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: like 82 to like 92, every person had that. So,
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: you know, that was my favorite.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: Looking at it now, it's like, how are the, how
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: are these guys? Not nobody back then was like, they
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: seem very gay. Three men and a baby. I don't
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: know if the movie even plays like today. You could
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: watch it and go... Because the three of them lived
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: in the same room, more or less. It was Ted Danson,
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: Steve Guttenberg, and Tom Selleck.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: All three of them looked completely flaming. It looked like
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: Tidal Wave. But they had... But nobody was like, I
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: don't know, these guys... And they had a baby and
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: they were.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: I was always like, whenever I'd watch TV... I was like,
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: why is the orange juice in a glass thing? Why
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: isn't it just in a carton for these families? I mean,
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: they're rushing to get the kids off to school. And
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: then it was always like a beautiful breakfast. I actually
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: just saw someone do a meme, so I don't want
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: to take complete credit for this idea because I didn't
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: see it. But it was like, They said in every movie,
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: the kid just takes one bite of toast. Gotta go
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: to school, mom. The guy's like, I've got a big meeting.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: And there's like waffles, eggs, bacon, sausage, like on a
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Tuesday morning. And the mom's like, all right. And I'm like,
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: oh my God. But it was always like, and I said,
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: I'm like, mom, why don't you put the orange juice
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: in the canister? And then because my parents grew up
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: in advertising, they were like, no, they just can't put
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: the carton. Every other family in America leaves it in
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: the carton. They can't have it in a carton.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I just thought we were like a
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: loser family.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: We would big carton, just drink right out of the carton,
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: you know, like in the refrigerator door open.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Back in the poor days of the McDonald House, we
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: would do the concentrate, frozen concentrate. So do we. Yeah.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: That's like a step below just a carton. God forbid.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: I thought that's all they had back then.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: No, then they had the carton already done.
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: And then you'd take that and then you'd stir it,
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: stir it, stir it.
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: Stir it.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you'd stir it with water.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: I'll give you worse than that. I'll tell you how
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: poor the Franjolas were. We had milk that was powdered.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: Powdered milk. Yes, I know. This is like 70s. It
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: was like government. We weren't quite that bad, but I
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: think there was a time we would use powdered milk.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: Pour water in.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Well, now that's gotten sad. Well, you said you read
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: this article, 13 Tips for Dating in Your 40s.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Let's hear about that.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, you've got to just scroll. I mean,
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: it's kind of what you were just saying. It's amazing
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: what these people have to go through, and it's a
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: lot of that. It's a lot of, like, you know,
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: just concerned about.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Background checks.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: And then, like, when, what I found, here it is.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: I also just think the effort of, like, being, like.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's a Tuesday. I promise to go on this day.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: I think a lot of people, a lot of the
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: reason things people ghost is that you say, sure. Like
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: coming back from Arizona, I was like to my friend,
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: she was in Palm, in the Palm desert area too.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: And I were staying at that Palm desert house. And
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: I said, yeah, I mean, we'll get home up at three.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: If you want to come by, or if you want
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: to go to dinner, I'm down.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: And then she's like, okay. And then three 30, you know,
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: like three 33, 45 comes. I'm like, are you coming
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: or not? Because I just, you know, right. Otherwise I
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: might just like take it up, but I didn't say that.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: And then she's like, we're having Rose here. Do you
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: mind if we don't? And I go totally fine. Yeah.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: I'm like thrilled canceled.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: But now think about this as like a first date,
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: like growing on a job interview, like two times a week.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: And how often people come where all of a sudden
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: it comes to that Sunday and they're like, and then
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: the person feels rejected but it's really not you because
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: they haven't met you yeah but it's like people want
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: to flake don't you get it they want a ghost i.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: Follow oh i i i'd be the king of the
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: ghosters if i was in this world still but yeah
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: uh this is one that i think is interesting and
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: i'll read it to you this is number six there's
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: 14 of them dating in your 40s all right it's
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: in brides magazine um Navigate gender stereotypes. Dating in today's
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: landscape can present confusing expectations around gender roles. It's likely
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: you and your partner will have different ideas and philosophies,
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: especially when you're financially independent and used to being single.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: Who picks up the check and how often? Do you
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: want the door open for you? Do you want to
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: open it yourself? Not being on the same page can
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: lead to awkwardness. Open and honest communication between two loving,
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: solemnly committed people. partners is required to make all types of,
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: so it's basically now this is a whole different thing.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: So before you even go on the date to Soleiluna,
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: you say, okay, we're meeting on a first date and
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: I have to text you and be like, yes, I
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: can meet you six o'clock on a Monday.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Are we splitting? Is this just apps and chips?
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: Do I hold the door open for you? Like, you
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: don't need to. I'm a perfectly independent woman. You don't
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: need to hold the door for me.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: You have to say all this.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: I guess that's what they're saying. This is you got
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: to get that all worked out beforehand.
• 38:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: You know, I noticed that like with certain people. Also,
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: it's good if you get on the same political page
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: right off the bat.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Just be like, yeah. Like, what are you? And then, okay, good. Yeah,
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: that's another one.
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: We're the same because otherwise.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: A few.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: Years ago, I don't think any of that mattered. It
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: seems to really matter these days. But, yeah. And, you know,
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: just a lot about, you know, how often you should...
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: How long you should wait for, like, sex. Right. I
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: think at that point, I mean.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: I kind of think splitting the bill for the first
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: initial meeting... is probably good, especially if you're not into
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: the dude because you don't need him being pissed. And
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: then maybe the second date, if he goes, I'd like
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: to see you again, then you're like, okay, if that's
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: the way you feel, then you should then I go
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: traditional route and you choose the place and tell me
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: when you want and I'll wait to hear from you
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: and it's gonna be a traditional role. And if you're
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: not into that, then let's just remain friends.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: I think I'd make a hard... A hard, fast rule
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: that if you're on a date at any age with
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: a guy and he makes you split the bill, you've
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: got to bail on that one.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: I agree with that, too, but I just was wondering
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: if just like.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: That's a huge red flag.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: I know, but I was just— Okay, this is what
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: It's going to become a problem later down the road.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: This is what I think. I think if you're a
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: guy and you want to pay the bill and she's
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: insisting that she pays half, she doesn't like you.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: And she doesn't want to feel guilty.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Agreed. That's what I mean more like she wants out.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: She doesn't want to get a bitter message of like,
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: you know, I wasn't even hungry for that pasta and
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: you insisted on splitting it.
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: Right, right. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. So, yeah, if the
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: girl insists. And then you got to come up, if
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: she's still insisting and you come up with something else.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: All right, you buy the ice cream after. And they're like, oh,
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: there's not going to be any of that. Like, no,
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: I got to go home. Then you know it's over.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's just all so. It's also difficult.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: For those single people out there of a certain age.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: I just want to.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Say, like, I feel for you.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You know. And some people do.
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: I'm sure there's perks to it, too.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: Total perks. Just like, yeah. I mean, I have a friend,
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: and she's a widow, and she is dating three different people,
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: and they all have money.
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: And loving it?
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: So three. She's doing three dicks.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Three dicks. Really?
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: In different parts of the world.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Whoa. Yeah. And she is over 50, and she's gorgeous
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: and has some bucks on her own, but she's a catch,
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: and these guys are catches too.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: So it's not like it can't happen.
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: I just think it's rare. I think this is the
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: more common story of like, you've been married to an asshole,
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: you get on this thing, and this hot French guy
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: is like... I did see this girl on TikTok go,
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: I turned on my bumble in Italy.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: And then she showed some of these guys. And I'm like,
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: this cannot be real.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: How good looking they are.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: And then my sister went to Greece.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: These could also be like this woman.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: No, and then my sister went to Greece with a
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: bunch of girls. And one girl was single. And she
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: showed me these two Greece guys. And they were both
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: like mid-40s, age-appropriate, fit, salt-and-pepper hair babes. And I'm like,
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: please tell me that the girl.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: got some action. She's like, she did. I'm like, thank God.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: But no. Really? I think if you're going to give
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: your money away by some swindler, why don't you just
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: skip that step and go to Italy or Greece and
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: just bone your way through the ruins and then come
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: back to America and then just be like, I don't
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: expect anything.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to give you money. I'm never going
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: to see you again. But at least I know you're
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: hot and I know that you actually are a real person. Yeah.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: And I got to, like, get a little tour out
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: of it.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: But that all sounds great on paper. But then there were, like,
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: when we were doing our little scenario by the pool
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: in Tempe, I was like, well, the reality of the
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: situation is if I was still a single guy and
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: you were talking about going through apps, I was like,
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: I probably would hook up with people, like, after shows.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes. Okay, let's do that scenario.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: It would be back at, like, a Sonesta Suites.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: So we were saying, so after the show, because we
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: do a couple nights of the improv. Yeah. So I said, okay,
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: your scenario– my scenario is that I'm dating– a couple
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: guys that I think are great divorced dads and now
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: they're blowing me off and I'm getting insecure because they
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: met somebody else while I was doing Stand Up and Tempe. Yeah.
• 43:14
  Speaker 7: Okay?
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: Now you're doing Stand Up and Tempe and you go
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: back to this and you bring a girl home to
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: the Sinestro.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: That I met at the Buffalo Wild Wings, which was
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: next to the Tempe Improv. They met after the show.
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: Everyone spilled out. A couple of people went over to
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: Buffalo Wild Wings.
• 43:29
  Speaker 7: Okay?
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: Not exactly Greece, but you get what I'm saying. And
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: then we were having some drinks.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: So I'm the girl and now we both.
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'm single.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: We bone and we wake up in the morning.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but here's all the reality of it is the
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: air conditioning at the hotels on the Fritz is in Tempe.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: Now it's, you know, we.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: Wake up in the- Oh, it's a wall unit?
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a wall unit. You know that one where
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: it says don't, it's controller from there?
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: They have the thing on the wall. And it's loud.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: But it says don't touch that. Go over to the
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: other thing.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: And it's loud, exactly. Sounds like you're about to take off.
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: And yeah, and- You know, it's 92 degrees in the morning.
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: You're all sweaty and now sober, you know.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And so I say, so what are you doing today?
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. I'm the girl.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Let's go.
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: And they're still there.
• 44:16
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: So what are you doing today?
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: Oh, today? I got, you know, we got another show tonight.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: I know, but so that's not until tonight.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: Like, do you want me to show you? We could
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: go into Scottsdale.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: And I know this really cute Mexican place that my
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: friend owns.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. But I have to go meet Heather. I'm
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: going to meet her. Are you guys fucking?
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: She's a friend. She's a friend. She's a friend.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: I think it's weird.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: No.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: No, I think it's weird.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: Like, is she going to be weird to me when I.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Come to the show tonight?
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, you're coming tonight?
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I already invited my friends. Oh, but. Because I
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: told them how funny you were.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: But here's the thing. What you saw last night is
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: going to be probably the same.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: I don't care.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: Are you okay with that?
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: No, I love comedy.
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: All right. So you guys are going to come again.
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: So anyway, I would love to come to the brunch
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: place or whatever, but I got to meet Heather. I
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: said I'd meet Heather.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: Okay. I don't know. I was so excited to meet
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: her and then she seemed like a bitch.
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: Heather?
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, at the end.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: She could be a bit of a bitch.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think you were funnier. Oh, really?
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, I don't care to hear about her life.
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have a shorter amount of time, so it's
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: easy for me to just hit it and leave. Heather's
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: got to be up there for the full hour. So
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: it's a lot of work.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: I know. She just didn't seem like thrilled to meet me.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah. She meets a lot of people.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: Actually, I have a ton of stuff to do, too.
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: Do you?
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: But I will see you tonight, babe.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Okay. I'm excited about it.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: I'm already calling you babe.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Less than 24 hours.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: Babe. This is giving me such anxiety because it's happened
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: in the past.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Before your birth.
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: Okay. So now we go to the show. Yeah. And
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: I'm coming to the second show so that we can, like,
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: fuck after. Yeah. Oh, great.
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: Which is the last thing you wanted to do.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: And I brought my five girlfriends that all live in
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Scottsdale with me.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: Oh, great. Yeah.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: But in the second show, there is a very drunk,
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: annoying person who's chatting. And it throws you off, and
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: it's not your greatest set.
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Literally happened to Tim. Okay, go on.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And now... It's the show's over.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: And you're like, oh, I hope she didn't come. But
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: she did. Right. So she comes to meet you at
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: the bar. Oh, hey.
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: Hey, babe. Oh, so good to see you again.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: Can I just apologize for my city? I don't know
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: what is wrong, why no one was laughing tonight. You guys,
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: he was so... It was weird. You were so much
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: funnier last night. Yeah, thank you. Because you didn't do
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: the thing about the bird in this one.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, I changed it up.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you, he does this really funny thing.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's not that funny.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: It was weird, though.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: It was really weird. I don't know.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: At least you got up there.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: It was weird. Thank you. It's fine. I mean, I
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: do this every weekend. So, I mean, you know, take
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: the girl.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: With the bag.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know how you do it. Like, I would
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: die if I was up there and people weren't laughing.
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: Uh-huh. Well, anyway, thank you for coming. Thank you for
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: bringing your friend. I mean, this is so painful because,
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: I mean, how many times has that happened to you?
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: I thought you were funny. You're like, oh, my God.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: The worst is when they say, I want to apologize
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: for my city. I don't know why they're not getting
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: your jokes. And I actually thought I had a good set.
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: Because I'm hearing laughter. But they were at a table
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: where people weren't paying attention.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: Whatever was going on.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: And they want to make me aware that there was
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: a table in the back where they weren't impressed. Right.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: So thanks for letting me know that.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: This is why I got to be like, you know,
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: eventually like comedians, we're also needy for like hearing compliments.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: Of course. We're freaks.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: We're standing in front of people.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Saying listen to me for an hour.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: What we do is even worse than that. We stand
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: in front of people. Many people do that. Broadway, blah, blah, blah.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: But what they don't do is they don't go out
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: after the show and shake their hands. The cast of
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: Hamilton doesn't go out after the show and go, thank you.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: Let me hear what you thought of me personally. We
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: need to just go, bye-bye. We're done. Never to meet again.
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: But we go out and hang out and hear how
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: awful we are right to our faces.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Well, I will say, all my meet-and-greet people tell me
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: they love me.
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: But your meet-and-greet people, you know what I mean?
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: No, but we're talking about a scenario that would happen
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: to Chris like five years ago.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, right, right.
• 48:26
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Well, Lamar Oden, poor Lamar, he has sued his former manager.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: She's like, Stealing his... She's still taking money for gigs,
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: and she, like, stole his house. He's just a mess.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: But he's also, like, running... What I had heard, he's running, like,
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: a legitimate rehab center that he's got now Bam Margera,
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: who's having a lot of problems. Yeah. The guy from Jackass.
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: That Lamar, like, went to his hospital room and has
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: him on rehab, whether it sticks or not, who knows.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: But Lamar went and recruited him to come to his rehab. Yeah.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: So that was a nice thing to do.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's... Continuing to book him after termination and accepting
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: payment even after being fired. She hijacked his social media accounts. So, anyway,
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: poor Lamar.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, not poor Lamar.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: He was a really awful person before, but now he's good.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: I mean, he played in the NBA for a long time.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: He's got to have some money. right?
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: I really think he's starting from scratch. I think he
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: spent so much of it on drugs and everything.
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: I think I told this story one time on Juicy Scoop,
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: but I saw him in a parking lot. of a
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: Starbucks signing a deal. He had a bunch of what
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: looked like shady people around him, and he had contracts
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: on the hood of a car, and he was signing
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: contracts on the hood of a car in a Starbucks
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: parking lot.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: In the valley. That's what I'm saying.
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: I don't know if he's making the best deals.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: He's getting $ 8, 000 per post, which is very good, but
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: it's not anywhere near what... Isn't he on.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: Can he do the reality show?
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: He did The Big Brother and stuff like that, and then...
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: I can't remember what happened.
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: Can't he be on like Celebrities in Space?
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: I think once he's already told all the stories he
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: can tell. Yeah. In his book and everything about the Kardashians,
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: there's nothing else to share.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: So it's like Meghan Markle and Harry. There's nothing more
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: to share.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, eventually you run out of stories.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: There's nothing more to share. So who cares?
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: Good luck to you.
• 50:27
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: Okay. Cynthia Nixon is so excited that, and just like
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: that is coming back, Chris.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: I mean, how excited are you? I'm so excited for,
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: It's Thursday. Like, we'll have already watched.
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: It by the time we hear this. Wait, is it
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: coming back now?
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: I think I just saw it's on HBO Max Thursday,
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: so I've watched it.
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: No, that's the premiere date? I don't think, is it
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: really coming up already?
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't know that.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: I think it's the 22nd.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: Oh my God, that's exciting.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: It is so exciting. And she says, where we left
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: is Miranda's at the end of the last season. She
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: had made this big, bold decision to renounce her very
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: coveted internship.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: She's like, I'm nervous. And she follows Shay.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: I believe the last thing we heard from her, she
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: was heading out to a sitcom in L.A., right?
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: Wasn't that what was happening?
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and this was shot before the writer's strike. So
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: either there's a couple scenarios that I predict will happen.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: One is that she gets Tony Danza to be her dad.
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: Tony Danza's playing the dad of Che Diaz in the sitcom.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: Yes. But there's some remark or somebody about the fact
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: that he is not Mexican and she's Mexican. So that's
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: an appropriation act moment that will be a problem for
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: the woke. Oh. The other one is.
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: Could have gotten Edward James Olmos.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: Hector Elizondo. Okay. Anyway, go on. Yeah.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: We definitely. She definitely catches her cheating. Or she wants
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: to have a threesome with Miranda and like another girl.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: Or Miranda and a guy because she is fluid.
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: Tony Danza. Oh, that would be good.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: But then, of course, Steve. They said Steve is in
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: the preview.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: I was afraid he.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: Wasn't going to come. Oh, no.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: So you'll be able to do Steve. So I want
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: to do a little scenario. Just prediction.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: She comes back to New York just to visit the
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: kid at graduation.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: The kid's graduating from high school.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, Steve. I thought we worked it out that I
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: wouldn't be seeing you when I wanted to see Brady today.
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: Ah, so great to see you again. I mean, you
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: look great. This is great. And how's Shane? Is she
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: doing good?
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: They're doing great.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: They are finishing their pilot, and....
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: Things are going great with the bar, and, you know,
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: I'm doing.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: I'm lying, Steve. I'm not happy.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, no. What happened?
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: I'm under her spell, I'm sorry, I'm under their spell,
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: and I am having to do threesomes and go down
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: on people that, and it's very confusing of how to
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: get to different places. There's all these different canyons you
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: can take between the Valley and Warner Brothers, and I
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: just wanna go back to what I know in New
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: York and be with you and Brady. Is it too late?
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: It's not too late.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: That's what I think's gonna happen. It's not gonna be
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: too late.
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: It's pretty good.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: And she's gonna go back to him.
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: I like that one. Back to listening to her son
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: have sex with the girl. Like, wasn't that one of
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: the scenes? Yeah, yeah.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: He goes off to college. I think we're going to
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: get rid of Brady altogether.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: I would agree with that. Which was horrible.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We're going to see Kirk have to get in
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: a weird sex cult with Che.
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: I like this angle.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: And then, but then it's too much. He wants to
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: try it and be.
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: Have you already talked about this on the podcast? Have
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: you talked? Where does Aiden fit in?
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Yes, my prediction is that she gets with Aiden. She
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: also is screwing the podcast producer. Okay. She gets a
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: yeast infection or a UTI. Sorry, a yeast UTI from
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: having too many different dicks. Yeah. We have a little
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: funny conversation over brunch about that.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: About cranberry juice or something, yeah.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: And then... she finds out that Aiden really isn't separated
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: from his wife or he decides to go back to
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: his wife.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: So I believe it'll be like a few episodes of
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: getting with Aiden. I don't think Aiden's going to remain
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: a regular or she's not going to be a regular.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: But he could always come back because he could always
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: break up with the girl again.
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: I mean, to show you, I don't know whether how
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: sad my life is or good or whatever, I'm so
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: excited for the Aiden reveal.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: Me too.
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: Like just when you first see him again.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: Like when you saw him in that one where he
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: was buying carpets or whatever.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And he turns around and she goes, $ 20 for shoes.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: And then he picks her up and she holds her
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: arms like this. She's wearing like a ball gown and
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: a DRT shirt.
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: And he had to go there to buy some carpets. Yeah,
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: of course. Like he had to actually go to the market.
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, in the Middle East.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: In Abu Dhabi to get some furniture for his store
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: in New York.
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: They have those carpets at HomeGoods. but it wouldn't have
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: been as fun. Yeah. Yeah.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And there might be a moment of where she
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: wants to meet the three boys or a moment where
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: she does deal with the three boys and it's very
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: awkward for her.
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: Do you?
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: Because at this point, his kids will be like, 15, 17,
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: and 20. So he's got three teenage boys from that movie.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: So now they'll be old, and it'll be weird and
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: awkward for her.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: And there's no flashbacks to Mr. Big, or he's done.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: He's gone.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: He's done still.
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: Because he has to be gone for several reasons. Probably
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: gone just for plot reasons, and also the actor himself
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: has been kind of canceled, I guess.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: Or something. Yeah.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: So he can't be involved.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: Yes. Wow. Honestly, I'm really curious to know what's going
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: to happen with Charlotte's now... non-binary daughter, Rocky. Okay.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: Or no, no, I think her daughter is becoming a son.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: Is that the Asian girl?
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: No, the biological one.
• 55:59
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: That one, the Asian girl that they adopted is like,
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: you know, a genius and pianist and going off to college.
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: Right, right. Okay.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: Like, I really am curious if they're going to like,
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: have her be like, oh, she's fine, that was a stage,
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: or would that be offensive by saying it's a stage?
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: And so we have to go through the puberty blockers
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: and the mastectomy and how far they'll get with that,
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: or they'll just ignore it. I think my prediction is
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: we won't see Rocky at all.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we need to focus more on the
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: people we like.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: And the adults. I think we're done with Brady and Rocky. Absolutely. Yeah,
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: that's what I think.
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'll say this. From the dawn of television,
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: any time you started bringing the kids in is when
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: the show started to tank.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: I think they need to bring the kids in just
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: to establish how different the world is today. But I
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: don't think we need, if we never hear about Rocky again. Yeah.
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: I don't even remember Rocky. Who was Rocky?
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: That's her daughter. Her daughter was named Rose. Yeah. The
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: daughter becomes Rocky. Oh.
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, I don't. Okay. See, I don't even remember any
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: of that.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: I know, but I'm saying, then good. Like, let's just
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: ignore it. Let's just go to brunches. Let's have her.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: have marital problems with the attorney, husband.
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: Here's what we all want out of Sex and the City.
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: We want cute outfits, New York City. We want to
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: see New York City. We want to see up and
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: down stoops, stairs, and that's what we want. We want,
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: like you always do.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: You know what I don't want to see? I don't
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: want to see graphic sex.
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: No. Remember the masturbation scene with Chris Null?
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: And I'm sorry to be a person of a certain age,
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: but I don't enjoy.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: Seeing old people get it on, myself included.
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: You know what I am enjoying? The porn I'm watching
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: right now on HBO Max. I'm watching an actual porn
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: on HBO Max. What is it called? It's called The Idol.
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: Oh, I've heard.
• 57:51
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: Is this the weekend?
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: Johnny Depp's daughter has the best little sexual body I
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: think I've ever seen.
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: She's got nice, tiny proportioned tits.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: Tiny flat waist. Okay. Juicy ass.
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: Is that right?
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: But who's the mother of that girl?
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: And she just smokes the whole time.
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: Who's the mother?
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: Some girl that also smoked.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: Is that the French model that he was married to
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: for a long time?
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then he's totally disturbing and hideous. It is
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: so sexual.
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: Who, Johnny Depp or?
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: No, The Weeknd. Oh.
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he plays like a character.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, so it's so bad. It's so sexual. But I
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: went to bed after watching two episodes, woke up at 1230,
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: had to watch the third.
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: And now the storyline is good.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: Kind of juicy and good it's like he it's almost
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: like she's a britney spears and he's a sam lufty's
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: though sam don't be mad that i said this but
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: like right like where this outsider kind of comes in
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: and takes over her and but very not similar to
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: britney at all but like and the kind of the teams.
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: And everything so that's who the weekend plays.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah now it's kind of getting better in that like
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: how he's controlling her and like mind fucking her and
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: it's almost like he's running a little cult A little
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: bit of it reminds me, they took a little of everything.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: Remember the dad at the, Sarah Lawrence school that moved
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: in and became a cult leader? It's a little bit
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: like where he's getting these guys and girls to do
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: weird things to each other in front of each other
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: and they're all moved into her house.
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, I got to watch this.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: It gets better, but I'm just also know it's super,
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: super sexual.
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: All right. I'm fine with that.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: But is she a singer? Why is it called the aisle?
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: She's supposed to be a singer.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: Okay. I don't know anything about this show.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Singer, dancer.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: I got to watch this show. Yeah. Now you're realizing
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: like what this guy's about.
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: I keep reading about it. Do you think that actors,
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: people who have studied their whole lives acting, do you
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: think they feel the same way as like comedians like
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: we do about like, people who get big on TikTok
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: and then go play like comedy clubs. Do you think
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: actors get that way about like The Weeknd and like
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: all these rappers and guys who just go into acting
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: and are pretty good at it?
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: Like out of nowhere?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: I'm not angry about The Weeknd.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: No, I'm saying not you, but like an actor who
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: studies acting. All of a sudden they're like, well, this guy,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: like there's a lot of like IHT and it goes
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: on and on and on.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: The only thing in this, and correct me if I'm wrong, fans, people, listen.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: I believe he kind of helped with the story. The
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: story is by him and the guy that wrote Euphoria.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: So I kind of like that he came up with
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: the story. He comes off awful. He comes off so
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: gross and unattractive.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: But that's a character he's playing.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: Right, but it is going to probably affect the way
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: I feel about him in the future.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: I heard he's not doing season two. That's what I
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: just read.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: He should.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: Whether his character is.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: I shouldn't because his character is so... and even at
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: one point he has like his shirt off and the
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: body's not good. Yeah.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: And like just everything.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: About what I thought was cool about The Weeknd, I'm
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: now like, but.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: You know, so I would say, yeah, get out of it.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: Let people forget how gross you were with your wig
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: and your rat tail and like what a gross character
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: you are.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: But that's a good thing. He must be a good
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: actor if he's giving you that vibe. That's what he
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: wants you to.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: But I don't really know his personality before. Like we
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: all know that Post Malone is like, The sweetest tattoo
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: delight there is.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: You see the videos of him talking to kids on
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: the street.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, he's just on it. He's just like, he's
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: like a sweet dork inside that looks like a killer. Okay,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: so we know his, but I don't feel like we
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: ever knew the Weeknd's personality. So this is kind of
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: the first intro to seeing him talk. And it's, yeah.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: But she is gorgeous if she just has to stop
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: smoking because she is going to have the same teeth
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: as her dad in about a year if she does
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: not And she's smoking so much, and she will bring
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: back Virginia Slims like nobody else.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: Watch.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: Girls will start wanting to smoke cigarettes.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: I don't think they were allowed to have smoking on
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: TV anymore. Don't they have a warning before the show
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: or something?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 7: I think.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: I've seen, like, warning for the show. There's adult content,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: and also there's smoking.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: They don't say smoking.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: Oh, they don't?
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: No. Wow. So, a Catholic school teacher was caught in
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: compromising positions in the classroom by students.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: God.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: I mean, trying to, like, bone kids in the Catholic school.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: I mean... I don't know what to do with these people.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: I'm moving on. This woman knocked on a coffin and
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: came back alive after being dead for like a week.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: Well, I got bad news.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: Did she die?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she died yesterday. Yeah, I hope they didn't return
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: the coffin because, yeah, she wound up dying. But if
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: anybody mistakes you for dead and is about to bury you,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: it's probably not a good idea. You're probably not in
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: great shape, you know, in the first place, I would imagine. Like, so...
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: I always think that.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: But also that is why if you are going to
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: do the traditional coffin, that is nice that they put, like,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: a nice pillow and stuff in there because, like, God
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: forbid they make a mistake.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: But I feel like there's a long time between, actually, like,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: the death and the funeral. Like, there's days, and this
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: woman had... There's video of the funeral, and you see her, like, just, like,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: stirring in the coffin. There's, like, two people there. It's
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: like in a... out in an impoverished country. There's like
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: a little fan going in the corner. And anyway, she
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: just starts waking up and the guy's like, what's happening?
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: And they picked her up a little bit. But anyway,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: she wound up dying yesterday. Yeah, so.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: And then what do they do then? And then they
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: were like, well, can we get a half price on
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: the second round?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess they were like.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: And then you have to tell everybody like.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: Everybody come back.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, sorry, can we still do this? Like, oh, well, like. Right.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: I already went and you wear the same outfit.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, how many black dresses do you have?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: This is a lot of, yeah.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: Do they have any leftover sandwiches?
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And they just, like, re-put the, you know, like,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: how much do you redo this?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: Let's do a redo or just call it a day.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I think, yeah, at this point.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: J-Lo did a real thirst trap on Father's Day.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: I saw that. I feel like it's a little low
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: on the picture.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it was about.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: That's almost dick.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: But also, it's a selfie that he, like, I think it's, Wait,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: maybe that wouldn't have been a selfie.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: They said it was a selfie. This looks like it's
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: not a selfie.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: No, it's a selfie he took in a mirror. He
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: didn't do it like this.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: He's shooting in a mirror.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: And then that's what she posted.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: This is like when he was on Raya. Remember he
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: was on Raya?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: And there was that one thing where he was on
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: Raya and some girl.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: I think he's on Ozempic. Look at how thin he is.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but this is probably 10 years ago.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: Well, he must have sent it to her.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: And then she had it. But that's what you do
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: for Father's Day. They are thirsty.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: And did nothing for the other dad.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: Mark Anthony.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: Mark Anthony, yeah. That's what I heard.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: But I also think, I don't care about that she
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: didn't do anything for Mark Anthony. It's her kids that
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: should have done something. But if you're going to do
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: a Father's Day thing, really you do want to just
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: look at my hot husband and he's a good dad.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Whatever.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: They're thirsty like everybody else.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: They got to be thirsty. They got to keep, you know,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: That's part of the gig, right?
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: They're just as thirsty as the rest of us.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: Who do you think should take over Wheel of Fortune?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: You want to hear my person and you might disagree.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: That's all right.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: It's okay.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: We've disagreed on many things.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: I'm going to say Whoopi Goldberg. I think Whoopi Goldberg.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: I totally agree.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: Oh, you do?
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: All right. So the names that are being twirled around.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: Ryan Seacrest, Vanna White.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: Well, that's what I initially thought. I'm like, give it
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: to Vanna White. If she's going to hang around still.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: She hasn't announced yet whether she's going to still.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: Is that kind of like when Sonny Bono died and
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: they let the wife take over the Senate seat?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: I always thought that's always kind of weird.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: It was Mayer, I think. He was Mayer of Palm
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: Springs or whatever. But yeah, she did take over. But
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: she was politically minded anyway.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: I always think that's really weird that a spouse, I'm like,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: this isn't like the royal family.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sometimes that happens.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: Strange.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: Look at the Lakers. Doesn't the daughter run the Lakers now?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: Genie bus? Yeah.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: But she always worked in there.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess that's true.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, but Vanna White, I think Vanna White was looking
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: for a reason to end it.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: I think she might be out too.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: So this is a perfect ending. Because she's 60-something or two.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: She's 60. It's like 65.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: She must have looked amazing.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But at a certain point, she probably never wanted
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: to quit. And this is her perfect.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: Done.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: I know she has a place out in Kona.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: Live your life. Have some fun. I know.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: Maggie Sajak, Pat Sajak's daughter.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: She's cute.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: She was recently on it. Whoopi.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: Wayne Brady.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: Wayne Brady would be good too.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's always good. LeVar Burton.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: Also good because they were talking about him for Jeopardy.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: But also good.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know this guy, Stephen A.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: Smith.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: He's a sports media.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: Stephen A. Smith's a sports guy. He's the ice man.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: That's a joke. He would never do it.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: He'll never do it?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: So we both agree, Whoopi.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: I think Whoopi needs to get out of the view.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: Me too.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: I feel like she's a funny person who's like. You
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: forgot how funny she could potentially be because she's in
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: that political world of The View. She gets out of that.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: She goes over and just has fun again. Like Steve
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: Harvey kind of did with Family Feud.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: I'm having fun again. I don't have to be. So yeah,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: I think it's a perfect move for her. Leave The View.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: However, however, if I was the executive, it is kind
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: of wise to go with someone younger that's going to
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: do this for the next 20 years because the show's
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: never going away.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: Nobody young's watching.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: Not young like 35.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: Whoopi's like 70. I'm saying choosing someone like 50.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like a Seacrest. Yeah. But Seacrest, he's not, he
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: doesn't want this.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: He's not it.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: He's done. He's got enough money and enough jobs. He
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: doesn't want this. Yeah. I mean, you know, what if
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: Michael Strahan does too much? They, you know, the guys
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: who are like, professional hosts.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: But, you know, Pat Sajak was never funny with it.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: It's not a funny thing.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: No, it's not funny. I mean, he is funny-ish. He's...
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, honestly, I believe Pat Sajak is perfect at
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: the job. I mean, he's so, so good at being
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: a game show host. Funny enough, doesn't take away from
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: the show.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know if I'm sold on
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: any of these people. All right. Oh, here's a photo
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: of the... They're horrified. This is the idol. They said
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: fans are horrified by the X-rated sex scene in the idol.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: I mean, people can't be, there's some, like real porn
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: is so accessible these days. How could anybody be, be
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: horrified by cinematic porn?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: Pretty shocking.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: I want to just go back to this one more thing.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, like, do you, is Johnny Depp watching
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: his daughter in this? Well. Or not? Because I remember
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: my friend was out with a group of women and
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: Dakota Johnson. Yeah. Who was in the Fifty Shades of Grey.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: Don Johnson's daughter.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: Her mom, Melanie Griffith, was there. And they were talking
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: and somehow the show came up.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: It was already out.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: This was a few years ago. And she was like,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: did you like it? And they're like, you didn't see it?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: And she's like, I couldn't. I did not watch it.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: And this is like a major movie that her daughter
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: was in. And the daughter was good in it. Dakota's good.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: But it was sexual. But I will say this is
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: 10 times more sexual and more about her sexual body
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: than anything you would have seen in Fifty Shades of Grey.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll say, I mean, because they're both in the business,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: it might be a little bit better because you know, like,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: what it takes. Like, a sex scene isn't really a
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: sex scene. You know what I mean? Maybe it's like, oh,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: I know there's 35 people standing around.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: She's also, though, she cries a lot on cue.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: So she definitely has, like, really good Johnny Depp acting chops. Right.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: So I think she'll do a lot.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: More after this. I just wonder if.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: I guess it's not a mistake because now we know
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: who she is.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: But it is... Like such a sexual thing. She'll be fine.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: Like all of those kids from the other one that's
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 4: on HBO. I mean, every one of them's career is
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: like skyrocketing. A bear. Euphoria.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: An Arizona man. He was wearing a hat like yours.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: Was eaten and killed by a bear. Attacked by a bear.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: And they tried to stop it. They tried to scare
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: the bear away.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: And he was just doing, setting up something in the woods.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: And the bear got him.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: And the bear got him.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: No, I mean, that's a bear being a bear.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: I feel like bears have gotten scarier.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: We're talking about an actual bear or we're talking about
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: that tidal wave again? Because we did talk about other
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: bears earlier.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: This was your story.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: Can you tell me about this story?
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. This is a Chinese woman who I guess climbed. Now,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: Mount Everest, I did not know this, which is another
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: thing I have no desire to do.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: Never.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: But there are people who are like, I have to
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: climb that mountain. And you read all the stories about
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: what happened. I guess as you climb up Mount Everest,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: you just see dead bodies on the way up because
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: people die, I guess, a lot from what I'm gathering
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: from reading.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say out of submarine- Space and Mount Everest,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: 100% Mount Everest is the least desirable one because it's
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: all on my body to get up there.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: It's like uphill.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Horrific. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: So go on.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So I guess what happens is you have a
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: Sherpa who walks you up. Okay. Like a helper.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: He helps you. They know the area. Like a caddy.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 5: You're a golfer.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: Very much like a caddy. Exactly. Anyway, they're from the country.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: They know the terrain.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: This woman, I guess, pretty much died. And they found
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: her on the way up. Some other people in her
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: hike found her.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: Where did her Sherpa go?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: I don't think she had one.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, you don't have to have one. That's like an
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: extra fee.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: Not that I know of. But anyway, she was pretty
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: much frozen to death. Okay. And this man rescued her.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: The Sherpa rescued her.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: Instead of shitting in her mouth?
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: She was frozen. So he rescued her and, like, took
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: her back down. And I guess if you're rescued by
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: a Sherpa, you have to pay them $ 10, 000. It's called
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: a rescue fee or something. And she's refusing to pay.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 4: She says, I wasn't. I didn't need your help. I
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: was fine. But, you know, I wasn't frozen. I was sleeping.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 4: But apparently, so now she paid him.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: I was just crossing my eyes.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: She paid him $ 4, 000. And the fee is $ 10. So
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: apparently she's getting a lot of flack on different social
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: medias that she needs to pay up to the guy.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: I hope that she doesn't try to do it again
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: and be like, well, you know, I'm going to go
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: back next year because I didn't actually get to the top. Yeah.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: Like, just call it a day.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: And pay the dude. I mean, my God.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: You know what? To show you how little I want
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: to do Mount Everest— I still don't know why this
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: even happens, but sometimes you're walking through an airport. And
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: we've walked through a lot of things, malls, whatever. And
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: I don't know why airports, I don't know if they
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: don't have a proper grading system. Why are there all
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: of a sudden a hill in an airport, like in
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: a hallway, airport hallway? Yeah, you're right. All of a
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: sudden there's a hill, like in an airport hallway. You
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: never see that in any other building except for an airport.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: And there's one as you leave LAX. There's one at Delta.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 4: And every time I'm about to hit it, I'm like, oh,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: here comes this hill that I got to walk up.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 4: It's probably a foot grade up. And I'm like, that's
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: how little I don't want to climb that ever. I'm like,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: I don't even want to walk up the Delta hallway
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: that's a little inclined. But why are there inclines in airports?
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: Well, speaking of, did you hear about, let me get
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: to the, did you hear about the horrible thing that
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: happened on in Los The tourist plunged to his death
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: at the Grand Canyon.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: Did he jump or?
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, it has to be because it's high enough.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: I know. People lean over these things.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: But I am obsessed with people dying in the Grand Canyon.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: Before this thing was built, we went like 15, 16
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: years ago.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: And I bought a book about all the mysterious deaths.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: And there were so many couples where the wife accidentally
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: got too close. Yeah. Right. Wanting to take a photo.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: And then the guy like, because once somebody falls over,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: forget it.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: It's over, right?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And they did. They tried to, like, there is,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: why are you bothering?
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 4: No, you fall.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: Like, there's no way.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: To do this.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: Is that that, so this is new, the skywalk.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: Right. I've never been. I've never been to the Grand Canyon.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: You know, in New York, there's that building.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 4: We went up there one time, yeah.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: And you look down. That is kind of freaky.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: That's crazy, I know.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's pretty cool.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: You get two in your head when you think about that,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: along with being on a ship, too. I imagine jumping
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: off all the time.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't like any of that. When I was
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: an electrician in New York City, thank you, before I
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: was a successful comedian, I was a local three IBW electrician.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: I used to do a lot of open construction work
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: where you were literally up on the 50th floor with
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: no walls, just like on steel.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they like tie you.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a little bit. But I mean, I wasn't on
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: open steel, but there was no walls and you were
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: out there, like up 50 floors. Terrifying.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: Really terrifying. You know, I wonder whether, you know when
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: people are like washing windows, right? And that would be
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: like a dumb, like romantic comedy, like a girl's in
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: her window. And she sees the guy washing it. Yeah.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: And they have like a moment. And then she sees
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: him again. And he's like, she lives in a big penthouse.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: Like she wouldn't want anything to do with me. But
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: then he has a great idea. Yeah. That also makes
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: him like a billionaire.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 4: Somebody call Ryan Gosling and let's see who else. And oh,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: a Dakota fan. I like Dakota fan. No, Dakota Johnson.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 4: Dakota Johnson. By the way, have you seen the trailer
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: for the Jennifer Lawrence movie?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think it's weird. It's like the Catholic
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: school teacher. Why are they paying a 35-year-old woman to
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: date their 18-year-old son?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that aside, it also just seems like a retreaded
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: 80s movie that I feel like, I don't know, it's
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: very strange.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: I just think her career ever since Weinstein has gone
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: to prison, coincidentally, don't know why, has kind of fallen off.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because she was apparently like, That's why that was
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: her career.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and she was cast in all these parts that, honestly,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: she wasn't really right for. Remember she was playing the
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: mistress in The Hustle? Yeah. And I was like, this
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: girl is like 21. Why is she playing a 30-year-old?
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know. She was the wife. And then there
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: was a few things that she was cast in that
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: she was too young to be.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: But she kept winning Oscars and kept being nominated.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. I mean, I like the one where she
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 4: sold the mops. decent that movie yeah otherwise i don't
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: i don't think i've ever seen a jennifer lawrence movie
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: i just feel.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: Like she's kind of like so this might be like
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: her comeback yeah but you know people love her she's
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: funny who is she dating.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 4: She's married with a kid didn't they have a kid
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: i think i feel like.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: She married somebody else's like ex-husband that was famous like
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: i get her and like scrawl johansson and which husband
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: and which baby they're on and like.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah Well, I'll say this. If you watch the trailer
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: for the new movie that she's got coming out, comedy's hard. Yeah.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 4: And it's very apparent in that trailer that comedy's hard.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: Is there a moment where she's on a treadmill and
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: loses her balance and goes running off of it.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: Out of frame? Might as well be. I mean, it's
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 4: that kind of, like, hacky bits that we all know
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 4: from movies. It's those kind of things, you know?
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: There is this girl I follow. Her name's Delaney.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: You... I reached out to her. I want her on
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: juicy scoop. Yeah. She is so brilliant. And her whole
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: account is her being, doing annoying parts written by men
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: of the most annoying girl in an indie movie. Yeah.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: So she'll be like, Hmm. Just want to, why is
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: it that soup sometimes so calming? Um, she does this like,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: and she looks like those, She's got brown hair, and
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: she's pretty, but not a lot of makeup. And she
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: does the bartender in a movie, or the detective, the
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: female detective. Just all the cliches, which is like, why
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: don't you stop holding your dicks and get this case going?
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: This is my jurisdiction. And walks out. All that kind
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: of stuff we make fun of, too. But she actually
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: looks like she could be the role.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's funny.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's that kind of. exact that kind of
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: stupid stuff all right i gotta watch that yeah i'm
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: gonna show you the bartender one the bartender one's the
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: best where she's like she's got her rag and she's
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: like Whiskey on the rocks. Haven't seen you get around
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: here in a while. Like the most gorgeous girl is
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: working at the shittiest bar in the smallest town with
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: no hope. Like this girl never got married or got
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: the fuck out. Yeah.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: It's my favorite.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: Porcelain skin.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: Beautiful teeth.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 4: Cock the movie cocktail with Tom Cruise, Brian Brown, who
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 4: plays like his mentor in it. You know, he makes it.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 4: Everyone's like, this guy is the greatest part of that.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 4: And I believe they're working TGI Fridays. They are. In
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 4: the beginning, they show it. When they go, hippie, hippie, shaking,
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 4: throwing the bottles back and forth. And he's like a
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 4: 60-year-old man working at TGI Fridays, which some people would
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 4: frown upon by society's standards. But in the movie, they're like,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: this is the guy.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: This is the guy who does makeup.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 4: Get to know him.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: Wait. TGI Fridays on Canoga. Which was a staple in
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: my life growing up. Okay. In Woodland Hills.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: It is gone. There's some new building that's going up.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: It's like halfway done. Yeah. I'm just dying to see
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: what it's going to be. I hope it's still a restaurant. Yeah.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: But that is where we went after every time I
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: performed or anything at my high school. Because it was
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: the only place that was open past 10.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 4: We had Friendly's, which was like an ice cream place.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: That's where you went after. There I was like sitting there.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 4: Rouge on my cheeks. My father would be like, oh,
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: my God. What do we do?
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, boy.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: It all worked out. It all worked out for us.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: Very sad. Two Americans have been found dead at an
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: oceanfront resort in Mexico.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 4: You always hear these stories.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: They don't know if it's drugs. They don't know if
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: it's carbon dioxide.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 4: A lot of times it's like air conditioning.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: I know. It's so weird.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's not a Cabo or anything. It's a
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: smaller city.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 4: Were they in their rooms?
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: They're in the room together.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: And just like fellas didn't wake up and we don't
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: know what's going on. And she's from Newport and she's
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: like 27 from Newport.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 4: He's like 41. Yeah.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: Really, really sad.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: Hmm.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. That is too depressing. The rest are depressing. Listen,
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: tell everybody, besides coming to see us, where are our dates?
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 4: We are going to be- We have August. We have August.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 4: We are doing a bunch in August.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: We have three shows in August.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 4: All East Coast.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: We're doing the Mohegan Sun.
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  Speaker 4: Mohegan Sun.
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  Speaker 2: The Long Island.
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  Speaker 4: Great Casino.
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  Speaker 3: The Long Island one.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 4: We're doing the Paramount Theater on Long Island. Yes. Back
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  Speaker 4: to my hometown. Back to my people. Paramount.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: And Mash Tuckett.
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  Speaker 4: That's the casino.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: Okay. And what's the other one? New Jersey.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 4: New Jersey.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: Yes. Everything at HeatherMcDonald.net. You're going to see Chris and
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: I together.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 4: And then you can come see me in July at
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: the LOL Comedy Club in San Antonio, Texas.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: That is a really fun club.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: Cap City. That's on the 19th of July. In Austin.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: Cap City on the 20th. And then the 21st, House
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  Speaker 4: of Blues in Houston, July 21st. Franjola.fun has everything.
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  Speaker 2: And coming to Texas.
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  Speaker 4: Coming to Texas.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: Those three Texas cities.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 4: Three Texas cities just driving from city to city. Super fun.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, we definitely have to bring that to Texas. Yes.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 4: Hold on.
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  Speaker 2: Put the sunglasses, please, dear God. Now I can see
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: you performing in Texas.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is where I'll be. Also. Well, you'll see
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 4: me in Montauk as well.
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  Speaker 2: I need to see you wearing that walking through a
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: field with some like random roosters and chickens.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. This was 20 bucks. Come on. Was I
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 4: going to buy it?
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: Works. Thanks, Chris. Bye-bye.
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