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Mac & Bone - What the Bleep · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: But right now, bone the wild and wacky world of
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  Speaker 1: what the bleep stories, things that make us say what
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  Speaker 1: the bleep? Start us off, Bony.
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  Speaker 2: Mac, We're going to go to Hollywood, Florida, where customers
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  Speaker 2: are free to abide by the usual dress code. At
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  Speaker 2: the Class Soret Steakhouse, it's clothing optional. On the first
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  Speaker 2: Monday of the month, the steakhouse will offer a new
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  Speaker 2: dining experience from seven pm to twelve am. Diners must
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  Speaker 2: be over eighteen years old and are expected to follow
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  Speaker 2: guidelines such as no touching without consent no, which can
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  Speaker 2: be a problem in Florida. Upon arrival, they are given
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  Speaker 2: a robe, a towel in their very own seat cover.
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  Speaker 2: Chef and owner maraud Ali says his staff members remain
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  Speaker 2: clothed during the event, have been well trained, and they
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  Speaker 2: are respectful of the hungry. New tests take a start
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  Speaker 2: at one fifty for women, two fifty for men, and
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  Speaker 2: three hundred dollars if you want to die naked.
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  Speaker 3: As a couple. What the belief I have to take?
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  Speaker 2: Even mind, Mac, this is in Florida. You're not necessarily
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  Speaker 2: going to get the best look at.
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  Speaker 1: People at this That's the thing, Like, yeah, if it's
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of beautiful people bone dining naked, That's one thing.
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  Speaker 3: But you got a bunch of.
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  Speaker 1: Regular Joe's with bods and physiques that look like I
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  Speaker 1: don't know ours sitting there.
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  Speaker 3: That'll turn your appetite off real quick.
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  Speaker 1: How can you eat bone if some dude with a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of flubber is sitting right next to you?
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  Speaker 3: Man? How serious?
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  Speaker 2: Seven pm to twelve am. That's right in the heart
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  Speaker 2: of dinner time. So if you're not there for the
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  Speaker 2: nude meal, I mean, I guess it's only open for
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  Speaker 2: the nudies. At the same time, you have just openly
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  Speaker 2: told Florida man, don't wear close you want to do
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  Speaker 2: that because you'll show up anything to any day of
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  Speaker 2: the week.
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  Speaker 3: What state is the best state to eat nude in?
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  Speaker 3: If Florida is not attracted enough to have a new dinner,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, what state you go in?
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  Speaker 4: Mind?
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  Speaker 3: This is not Miami, Florida. I'm probably going California. California
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  Speaker 3: you think is the best nude eating state. That's an
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  Speaker 3: interesting question. That could be a good one.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't really haven't really thought about it, honestly, I
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  Speaker 2: answer to that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure there's good and bad in every state.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the problem is there's you know, not everybody's a model.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter what state you're in. I don't want
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  Speaker 3: to look at certain people naked while I'm trying to
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  Speaker 3: chow down. Man, it's not that's a note for me. Dog.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know for me? Do you find your favor
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  Speaker 3: in Florida?
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  Speaker 2: Don't go there on a Monday at missus Mac.
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  Speaker 1: If you're listening, we won't be dining at that new establishment.
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  Speaker 1: I know she come on very disappointed. Bone, Man, I
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  Speaker 1: gotta what the bleep the latest situation between Oh Miss
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  Speaker 1: and Lane Kiffin. This is so sec ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: I got I gotta be honest. I love this, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm what the bleeping it anyway, Oh Miss Bone. Right
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  Speaker 1: after after Lane Kiffin left, decided they're afraid Bone. He
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  Speaker 1: may have bugged the joint before leaving, or maybe had
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  Speaker 1: some of his assistants that stayed there to see out
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  Speaker 1: the season bug joint. I guess because listen to Walker Jones,
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  Speaker 1: who is the executive director of the Grove Collective, that's
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  Speaker 1: the Nil Collective at Ole Miss. He told the Assorted
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  Speaker 1: Crackers podcast. I cannot believe that's a name. That's what
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  Speaker 1: the bleep right there assorted crackers? Why did we not
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  Speaker 1: think of that for a show name.
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  Speaker 3: But listen to.
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  Speaker 1: Him talking about the need to bring in the FBI
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  Speaker 1: because they feared the place was bugged.
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  Speaker 3: After Lane Kiffin left.
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  Speaker 5: We had to ask coaches to leave the room. We
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  Speaker 5: had to no hall room conversations, nothing written down, nothing
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  Speaker 5: written on the grease boards in the office because half
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  Speaker 5: the staff was literally we were going to be competing
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  Speaker 5: against like espionage by games well, and we actually had
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  Speaker 5: the FBI come through and walked the building for bugs
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  Speaker 5: and for everything. But really, yeah, we knew kind of
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  Speaker 5: what was in Baton Rouge and wow we operated. So
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  Speaker 5: I remember getting on my knees and looking underneath the
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  Speaker 5: d's like checking for like, is there some sort of
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  Speaker 5: backetball office? So I was like, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, you just trust me. You don't know this
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  Speaker 5: guy like I did.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were sweeping the They had the FBI sweep
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  Speaker 1: the joint for bugs after Laying Kiffin left.
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  Speaker 2: And keep in mind, these are belief these are people
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  Speaker 2: that know him quite well, So what's that telling you?
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  Speaker 1: But but it is funny though, like he said there.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we knew what was in Baton Rouge and
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  Speaker 1: how they operate. Didn't hear that bone? Did you know
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  Speaker 1: how he operated when he was at Old miss Ah?
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  Speaker 3: Interesting?
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  Speaker 1: It's funny how you didn't give a damn when the
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  Speaker 1: shady guy was on your side. Yeah, operating to win
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  Speaker 1: games for y'all.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Come on, man, now, we can't get the government and
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  Speaker 2: FBI involved in college sports. Keep him out of the
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's right, they're very involved. There's probably an FBI
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  Speaker 2: or waing of the of the of the department.
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  Speaker 1: Now, God, Week three is gonna be lit down there
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  Speaker 1: at Ole miss Man LSU coming to town.
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  Speaker 2: Mac Authorities in Wales, a place you know well, arrested
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  Speaker 2: a twenty six year old man who dressed in a
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  Speaker 2: full grim Reaper coss dom, climbed onto a hospital roof
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  Speaker 2: and spent hours staring directly into patient's windows.
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  Speaker 3: So that's all I got on that one. Are we doing?
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  Speaker 2: Imagine waking up Mac from a you know, you even
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  Speaker 2: put out medication whatever you're trying to recover, and you
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  Speaker 2: look up there's the grim Reaper just saying out.
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  Speaker 1: Your unbelievable was that. That wasn't DVR Dave in a
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  Speaker 1: reaper outfit?
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  Speaker 4: Was it?
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  Speaker 1: Bo?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: That was that?
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  Speaker 3: No, Now he's got the idea.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks to you.
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  Speaker 1: DVR Dave only peaks in his Carolina Reaper outfit. He
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  Speaker 1: only peaks in the doghouse window down there at the corner.
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  Speaker 1: It's the only window he peaks in. You have a choice,
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  Speaker 1: Mac in your windows peeking at you. It can be
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  Speaker 1: the actual grim Reaper or DVR day which we are
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  Speaker 1: you taking?
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  Speaker 3: Ah If a.
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  Speaker 2: Grim Reaper said showed me his idea and said it's me,
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  Speaker 2: I said, oh great. If it was DVR Dave, I'd say,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god, I'm called Oh my god, oh man off.
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  Speaker 3: That's respectfully.
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  Speaker 1: I could tell. I could tell you don't mean any
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  Speaker 1: harm there. Bone, I've got what the bleep. A story
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  Speaker 1: that happened in Brazil where a thirty year old Brazilian
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  Speaker 1: woman tricked a family into thinking she was a twelve
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  Speaker 1: year old Bone. This family took this woman in thinking
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  Speaker 1: she was a twelve year old girl with a history
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  Speaker 1: of abuse and health problems. They were her foster parents.
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  Speaker 1: They took her Inbone for over a year. She's a
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  Speaker 1: thirty eight year old woman oh this again. They believed
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  Speaker 1: that she was twelve years old.
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  Speaker 4: They gave her food, they gave her lodging, they gave
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  Speaker 4: her love, only to find out after a year later
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  Speaker 4: it is a lifetime movie waiting to happen, that she's
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  Speaker 4: a thirty eight year old woman conning them the whole time.
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  Speaker 3: What the bleep?
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  Speaker 1: Why did she do it? How can you do that
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  Speaker 1: to somebody? How did they fall for it?
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  Speaker 3: Bone? I have so many what the bleeps to hand out?
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  Speaker 2: Yea, that is there's a whole there's a whole documentary
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  Speaker 2: on one of the I don't know that's the same
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  Speaker 2: one or not. This just happens and there's a different one.
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  Speaker 2: There was one from the past where the people opted
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  Speaker 2: the young girl and it turned out she was eighteen
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  Speaker 2: months she was like a killer and she was like
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  Speaker 2: thirty five or someone.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, luckily this one didn't get that dark. This
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  Speaker 1: one was not a killer. But this one was a
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  Speaker 1: big old froddy pants, big on fro mance.
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  Speaker 3: Mac.
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  Speaker 2: I want to introduce you to Amy Arlene Baker. You're
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  Speaker 2: familiar with her, No I'm not. She's a forty three
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  Speaker 2: year old woman from Boca Raton, Florida. She was arrested
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  Speaker 2: after biting off a portion of her husband's right ear
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  Speaker 2: while he was driving on I ninety five. The altercation
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  Speaker 2: took place on August fifteenth, as the family drove home
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  Speaker 2: northbound on nine ninety five from a boat party in
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  Speaker 2: Fort Waterdale. The couple began to argue by relationship issues.
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  Speaker 2: Baker called her husband derogatory names, prompting him to fire
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  Speaker 2: back about her past felony charges. God Baker slapped her
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  Speaker 2: husband in the face while he was driving. Minutes later,
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  Speaker 2: she grabbed his head with both hands and bid his
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  Speaker 2: right ear, severing part of it while the couple's two
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  Speaker 2: children watch from the back seat. He was bleeding heavily.
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  Speaker 2: He drove to the hospital. When they arrived, she threw
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  Speaker 2: part of the ear.
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  Speaker 3: Back at her husband threw it back.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's not full of rain, abob it. But it's
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  Speaker 1: not good either. Yeah, I just ain't good either. Imagine Mac,
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  Speaker 1: I believe we do.
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  Speaker 2: Imagine Matt calling this Baker the next day and saying, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: how the party go? I was all right, you know,
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  Speaker 2: nothing happened. My husband can't talk right now. He's attaching
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  Speaker 2: his ear. That's brutal. That is brutal. By the way,
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  Speaker 2: people are saying. A movie Bone called The Orphan. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's about is it a documentary? It is about a
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  Speaker 2: case where a grown woman posed as a child to
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  Speaker 2: get taken in.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is an ID channel one about it.
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  Speaker 1: There's like this, there's like copycats now this like multiple
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  Speaker 1: people are doing this.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and how are parents falling for it? It's crazy?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, someone says, when did Fidney's parents find out he
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  Speaker 2: was a twenty five year old.
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  Speaker 1: Man when he took his hat off? It's almost such
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  Speaker 1: a sad little bald man. He was a ten year
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  Speaker 1: old bald baby still and they said, man took his
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  Speaker 1: hat on?
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  Speaker 3: He said, what was a hairline? You got? My my bad,
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  Speaker 3: pretty bad, Mackie bad, Mackie my bad. Smack yourself. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Get that neck right now, my band, Fitty, that's my bad.
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  Speaker 1: How dare I do this? You have a special night tonight, Fitty?
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  Speaker 1: How dare I do that? Your storymag right?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Shoot him up? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Why not talk about the rich NFL owner Bone who
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  Speaker 1: got himself in some trouble in the Ohio trailer park.
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  Speaker 1: Jed York Niners. Niners owner arrested on suspicion of engaging
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  Speaker 1: in prostitution and two misdemeanor charges bone.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently he was able to.
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  Speaker 1: End up pleading guilty to I guess the lesser charges
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  Speaker 1: I love this bone, disorderly conduct and possessing a criminal tool.
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  Speaker 1: Turns out the criminal toolbone was his cell phone that
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  Speaker 1: he used to set up this rendezvous with a lad.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it wants with the lady. Yes, that's what
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  Speaker 1: they're That's what the legal lingos is referring to. He
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  Speaker 1: set up a rendezvous with a lady of the night
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  Speaker 1: in an Ohio trailer park.
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  Speaker 3: He arranged to pay her for a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Of fun in exchange for one hundred and forty dollars.
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  Speaker 1: You're an NFL owner, you couldn't find a play the
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  Speaker 1: charges a little more than that anyway.
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  Speaker 3: What the bleep Jed York are we doing? That's just sad.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not an expert in the in the game that
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  Speaker 2: that he was participating in, but there's got to be
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  Speaker 2: mac higher values for five hundred A man worth five
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  Speaker 2: hundred million dollars than carousing in Ohio, a Youngstown suburb
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  Speaker 2: trailer park.
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  Speaker 3: Brutal? What the bleep are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Somewhere out there, Jerry Jones is calling him, I got
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  Speaker 1: some spots for you.
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  Speaker 2: And then Robert Kraft, Hey, why don't you come down
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  Speaker 2: to the floora hangout.
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  Speaker 1: And even even Robert Kraft felt like he went upscale
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  Speaker 1: compared to Jedty York Man.
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  Speaker 2: My god, yeah, all the calls he got from the
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  Speaker 2: other owners. Oh hey, it's Jerry Jones Dallas Cowboys. So
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  Speaker 2: let me help you out there, York, Max, you can
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  Speaker 2: help with somebody out I was walking down the street
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  Speaker 2: yesterday and at the very end of the street was
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  Speaker 2: one of my new neighbors.
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  Speaker 3: She has to be you know, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not great at this somewhere i'd say, in mid fifties,
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  Speaker 2: probably not far from Max Agent. I've had one conversation before, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: how are you? As I'm walking Murphy, who, by the way,
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  Speaker 2: moves very quickly, so I can't really fully stop necessarily.
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  Speaker 2: Yesterday Maguy said how are you? She said, my boyfriend
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  Speaker 2: just dumped me. That m effer bleed, bleat, bleat. It
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  Speaker 2: just starts going into the story, so I had to
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  Speaker 2: stop it here this she died.
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  Speaker 3: His ear off.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me that's not how this ends. No, okay, she
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  Speaker 1: was going off on this guy. I had to look
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  Speaker 1: at the cell phone and read the text.
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  Speaker 3: And I said, oh, this is she showed you the phone.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is crazy. She said she's going to
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  Speaker 2: go to the beach and find her a young man
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  Speaker 2: to make this guy jealous. And I thought to myself,
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  Speaker 2: an angry woman looking for a young man. I think
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  Speaker 2: I found Flounder's.
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  Speaker 3: Woman, flound dignity baby, that's Flanders music.
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  Speaker 5: Baby.
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  Speaker 2: That was only our second conversation, and she's like this,
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  Speaker 2: that's a lot of sharing, bleep and bleep and bleeper.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, wow, that's a lot of sharing. Even
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  Speaker 2: Murphy was like, what's going on here? That is a
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  Speaker 2: lot of sharing. She probably with the outburst, it felt
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  Speaker 2: like this could be a woman for Flounder. They could
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  Speaker 2: just yell at each other. Two man, that could be
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  Speaker 2: a match. I think you ought to try to make
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  Speaker 2: that happen. But I will try to make play Cupid
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  Speaker 2: on this one.
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  Speaker 3: She might appreciate the leather jack one last quick headline
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  Speaker 3: bone to what the Blue.
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  Speaker 2: Were saying, why not? Why not for fisty to Phinny's
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  Speaker 2: got a day to night? And also I felt like
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  Speaker 2: the level of anger match what sometimes flounder has.
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  Speaker 1: Out could be combustible though, you think that could be
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  Speaker 1: a match or could it be one where they scream
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  Speaker 1: at each other and back by back.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think we're really here to nitpick the situation.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just try the bigest thing work.
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  Speaker 3: Real quick.
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  Speaker 1: One more headline to what to Believe UH and MLS
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  Speaker 1: match this weekend. Bonie Toddler got onto the field in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of the game. They had to stop. They
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  Speaker 1: had to stop the game MLS. What the bleep are
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  Speaker 1: we doing?
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  Speaker 3: I thought that was a messy darimn. That's funny. You
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  Speaker 3: beat me to it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yes, I was just getting ready to go there.
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  Speaker 1: Tighten up your security, y'all. Seriously, maybe hire a couple
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  Speaker 1: of extra security of folks.
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  Speaker 3: If a Toddler can get out there on the field.
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  Speaker 1: I will say this though, based on the fact Charlotte
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  Speaker 1: FC still hadn't done anything else in the transfer window.
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  Speaker 3: Bone can he play wing? All right? Just kind of
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  Speaker 3: carry us.
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  Speaker 2: Mac bagel guy with a bagel guy funny tweet Jed
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  Speaker 2: York paid less than the couple.
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  Speaker 3: Have to do this dinner. It's interesting that is that
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  Speaker 3: is what the believeble