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FULL SHOW: Return of the Fellas! · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show. Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food. Freshly
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Speaker 1: made with Reburger.
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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Hodaki Big Show.
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Speaker 3: Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
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Speaker 2: Oh, g'day, you mad bastards. Great to have your company
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Speaker 2: on this glorious Monday afternoon. It is the 19th of October, 2026.
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Speaker 2: And you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show,
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Speaker 2: brought to you by Reburger.
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Speaker 4: Crave-worthy street food, freshly made with Reburger.
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Speaker 2: Mogey, mogey, mogey. God, you're looking good. Nice. What colour
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Speaker 2: would you call that? Like a grey, very tight T-shirt?
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Speaker 2: No idea. Stretched against your heavily muscled torso.
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Speaker 3: How's life, you stallion? Going pretty grousy, you mad dog,
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Speaker 3: you sick son of a bee. First of all, let
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Speaker 3: me say welcome home.
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Speaker 2: Thanks, mate.
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Speaker 3: We'll be getting into a little bit of chat about
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Speaker 3: what you've been up to over the last couple of weeks,
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Speaker 3: but yeah, you've missed some beautiful weather here in Auckland, Jason,
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Speaker 3: right across the country, in fact. Doesn't it cheer you up,
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Speaker 3: I believe, that spring has sprung.
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Speaker 2: Oh, wow. Yeah, nice.
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Speaker 3: It's official. While you've been away, fellas, spring has sprung.
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Speaker 3: So good stuff. How are you going, Keezy, you mad
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Speaker 3: son of a bitch?
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Speaker 5: Eh?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, good, fellas.
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Speaker 3: You're off your head, man. What's wrong with you?
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Speaker 4: No, I'm all G. It's just I feel like it's
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Speaker 4: like Groundhog Day. I went away for two weeks and
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Speaker 4: come back, and.
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Speaker 2: The first thing we're talking about is spring has sprung.
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Speaker 4: It's good to be back, fellas. Good to be back
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Speaker 4: in the same room as you guys.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 3: Well, the truth is, Keezy, you've come straight from the airport,
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Speaker 3: haven't you?
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Speaker 2: Pretty much.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I did. I had a special bag packed in
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Speaker 4: my car ready to go so that I could come
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Speaker 4: into town, have a shower, straight on the radio.
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Speaker 2: Boom.
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Speaker 1: Boom.
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Speaker 2: What a backbone. Thank you. Fellas, you're going to have
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Speaker 2: to bear with me today. I'm still dealing with my
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Speaker 2: jet lag.
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Speaker 4: You were in Australia, though.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, two-hour time difference.
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Speaker 4: Oh, so you're two hours behind.
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Speaker 2: It's really screwed me around, I'll be honest with you.
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Speaker 4: Well, when did you land? Back in New Zealand.
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Speaker 2: Wednesday. Hey, Mogi, what's coming up on the show?
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Speaker 3: It's a great question, Jason. I wish there was some
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Speaker 3: kind of cool sting that went along with me telling
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Speaker 3: you what's on the show, but there isn't.
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Speaker 2: No, I don't know what's happened to it.
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Speaker 3: Guys, it's been deleted, all right? I'll tell you what. Look,
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Speaker 3: truth be told, this is what's happened. In preparation for
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Speaker 3: you getting back, Pugs has deleted a whole bunch of
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Speaker 3: stuff that otherwise you'd expect to be here. So we've
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Speaker 3: been doing the show without you for two weeks. There's
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Speaker 3: going to be a whole bunch of things that right
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Speaker 3: at the last minute you realise they're not going to work.
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Speaker 2: Right, okay.
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Speaker 3: That's going to stress Keezy right out.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: And everyone's going to have a great time. At some
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Speaker 3: point today, we'll be talking about the fact that I've
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Speaker 3: managed to get myself a black eye over the weekend.
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Speaker 2: How did it happen? It looks quite hot, actually.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty rough and tumble, I'll tell you that.
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Speaker 3: We'll be talking about Keezy's Japan adventure.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: You've been on a little adventure, haven't you, mate? And
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Speaker 3: even more importantly and bigger than that is Jase's Australian adventure.
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Speaker 3: Which we're going to get into next. A lot of
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Speaker 3: New Zealanders never make their way to Australia. No. They
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Speaker 3: don't even know what it feels like, what it is
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Speaker 3: to be over in Australia.
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Speaker 2: It's extraordinary.
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Speaker 3: But you go there probably three or four times a year, Jase.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, totes.
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Speaker 4: It was Japan.
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Speaker 2: Everyone goes to Japan, Keezy. It's, you know, par se,
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Speaker 2: my friend. Should we get into the tunes, fellas? Yeah,
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Speaker 2: I think so.
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Speaker 5: Tunes.
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Speaker 2: Bit of Everclear, maybe.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, why not?
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Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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Speaker 2: Queens of the Stone Age here on the Radio Hauraki
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Speaker 2: Big Show. This glorious Monday afternoon. The time is 14
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Speaker 2: minutes past 4. And I tell you what, it's nice
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Speaker 2: to be back, Mogi. amongst all the backbones. Of course,
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Speaker 2: I went away for two weeks to beautiful Australia. I
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Speaker 2: don't know if you guys have ever heard of Australia. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: It's a bloody massive joint. There's a lot going on there. Now,
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Speaker 2: one of the things that surprised... Oh, that's nice, Keezy.
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Speaker 4: It's Australian music.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Australian. One of the things that surprised me,
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Speaker 2: because I like my anonymity... They speak English over there.
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Speaker 2: They speak English over there. They've got cars... But not.
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Speaker 4: The same cars. They'd have like Aussie cars.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, different number plates. You pedal them. Houses? Well, they're
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Speaker 2: more sort of corrugated iron kind of shacks and stuff.
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Speaker 2: Heaps of bush. There's a lot of bush in Australia.
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Speaker 3: They pride themselves on their bush.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, totally, man. But seriously, I've got to say, I
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Speaker 2: know that we give our Australian brothers and sisters a
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Speaker 2: lot of chip. It's a great country. Yeah, yeah. And
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Speaker 2: so we did a roadie.
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Speaker 3: It's just the people that are awful. Oh, I don't
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Speaker 3: like the people at all.
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Speaker 2: Apart from the backbones that are the Kiwis. There's a
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Speaker 2: crap load of Kiwis over there. Crap load of them.
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Speaker 2: And a lot of backbones, as I said, that love
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Speaker 2: the show, which surprised me. Because, you know, I like
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Speaker 2: to be anonymous when I'm travelling. I like to go
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Speaker 2: incognito so that, you know, I don't get... But everywhere
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Speaker 2: I went, it was just, Hoide J, you mad bastard!
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Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, God, here we go again.
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Speaker 2: Here we go again. But my family and I decided
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Speaker 2: to do a roadie from Sydney all the way down
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Speaker 2: the coastline to Melbourne. Yeah. It's a her of a drive.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Are you keen to do that again? It is a
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Speaker 2: horror of a drive. It's about 1,300km, Keezy. Oh, God.
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Speaker 2: But we broke it up over four or five days,
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Speaker 2: so it wasn't too bad. You know, I've got to say,
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Speaker 2: a lot of beautiful little coastal towns, a lot of lobster,
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Speaker 2: a lot of oysters, a lot of prawns, a lot
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Speaker 2: of Moreton Bay bugs. It was good stuff.
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Speaker 3: Did you go to Moreton Bay?
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 5: Um.
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Speaker 2: Also, you know, your usual hits and misses with the Airbnbs. Oh, yeah, good.
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Speaker 2: We had some good ones and we had some absolute shitters.
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Speaker 4: Who booked the shitters?
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Speaker 2: Me. I booked one right, and in the photos, it
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Speaker 2: was at a place called Golden Beach.
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Speaker 3: Oh, that sounds nice.
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Speaker 2: Right next to 90 Mile Beach. Oh, really? The way
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Speaker 2: that they photographed it, et cetera, et cetera, made it
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Speaker 2: look like and sound like the place was literally on
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Speaker 2: the beach. It was 100 metres down to the beach.
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Speaker 2: That was a lie. It was miles away. Then we
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Speaker 2: get to Gold, you know, we get to 90 Mile Beach.
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Speaker 2: You can't swim in that bastard.
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Speaker 4: Why not?
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Speaker 2: Gators. Gators, all sorts going on. It's wild as. Right.
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Speaker 2: Wild as. But apart from that, everything else was amazing.
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Speaker 2: We did have one off-road adventure. where we were driving
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Speaker 2: in Golden Beach, and my wife said, oh, apparently down
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Speaker 2: this little track here.
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Speaker 3: Can we get into this next? Because I want to
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Speaker 3: go deep on this. I want to go deep on this.
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Speaker 3: James is going to tell us all about a shocker
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Speaker 3: he had while he was away on holiday there. In
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Speaker 3: the meantime, 3483, text us a welcome back, Keezy, a
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Speaker 3: welcome back, Woody James.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
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Speaker 3: Hey, nice to have you back there, fellas.
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Speaker 2: Oh, thanks, guys.
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Speaker 3: I knew there'd be a few great yarns to come
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Speaker 3: out of it, you shocking bastard.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, totally, man.
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Speaker 4: Don't forget, every text on 3483 in the drawer for Reburger.
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Speaker 2: Wow. Audio slave there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show
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Speaker 2: this Monday afternoon. The time is 4.25. And we're talking
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Speaker 2: about my roadie in Australia, Sydney to Melbourne. What an
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Speaker 2: adventure it was for the whole family. And as I
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Speaker 2: said in the podcast outro today, which is bonus material
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Speaker 2: we do every day for our listeners out there, I
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Speaker 2: realise about an hour into the journey that we're taking
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Speaker 2: on a big task. Yeah. You know what I mean?
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Speaker 2: Because there's family. My wife and I got in a
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Speaker 2: hurr of a fight the first hour.
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Speaker 3: Can you tell me, talk us through it, who's in
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Speaker 3: the car?
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Speaker 4: Me?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: You're driving?
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Speaker 2: No, my wife is driving. My wife and my youngest daughter.
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Speaker 4: So they're in the front and then you're in the
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Speaker 4: back in the booster seat.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm in the little booster seat in the back
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Speaker 2: there eating snacks. In the middle? Effing and jeffing because
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Speaker 2: we're going.
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Speaker 3: The wrong way. Now, why were you going the wrong way?
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Speaker 2: Well, because my maps weren't working properly at that stage.
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Speaker 2: So my wife had a go at me. I got
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Speaker 2: in a hurr of a mood. I didn't talk to
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Speaker 2: her for about four or five days. I was going
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Speaker 2: to say. I gave her the silent treatment. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Had she liked that?
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Speaker 2: Oh, she loved it, yeah. So then she'd be like,
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Speaker 2: so where are we going next? And I'd go, I
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Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know. But no, seriously, it was amazing.
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Speaker 2: We did have one adventure, which I did post a
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Speaker 2: video of on the old Insta there. I don't like
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Speaker 2: doing Instagram and stuff when I'm overseas. Or at all,
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Speaker 2: to be honest.
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Speaker 4: When I'm overseas or I'm in New Zealand.
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Speaker 2: Wherever I am. But it was a classic scenario. We
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Speaker 2: had all my girls in the car, all three of them.
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Speaker 2: And we were driving down by Golden Beach and there
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Speaker 2: was this.
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Speaker 3: Haven't you got four?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but my fourth wasn't there. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 2: my eldest. And we were driving past what looked like
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Speaker 2: a little sandy dirt track.
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Speaker 3: Oh, nice.
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Speaker 2: A sandy dirt track that went downhill.
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Speaker 3: Did you decide to go on a tiki tour?
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Speaker 2: Well, my wife pulled over to it and she was like,
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Speaker 2: apparently there's a lake at the bottom of this. and
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Speaker 2: i was like no i don't think there is a
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Speaker 2: lake at the bottom of this.
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Speaker 4: Just for the audience as well you weren't driving like
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Speaker 4: a four by four.
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Speaker 2: No it wasn't a four-wheel drive.
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Speaker 4: It was like one of those modern sort of sporty
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Speaker 4: suvs that looks like it could maybe be four-wheel drive but.
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Speaker 2: It isn't but it isn't at all anyway so it
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Speaker 2: was a steep hur of a little track covered in
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Speaker 2: sand and ruts and so forth and this is exactly
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Speaker 2: how the conversation went. My wife said, I think we
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Speaker 2: should go down there and check it out. And I said,
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Speaker 2: I think that's a very bad idea. Yeah. And she said,
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Speaker 2: what do you mean? And I said, look at the
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Speaker 2: massive ruts down this track. It's barely going to fit
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Speaker 2: the car. And what did she say? And it's sandy.
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Speaker 2: And she was like, no, it'll be fine.
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Speaker 4: And then what did you say?
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Speaker 2: And then my daughters in the back were like, oh,
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Speaker 2: come on, Dad, where's your sense of adventure? And I said,
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Speaker 2: and I quote, OK, but I'm telling you this is
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Speaker 2: a bad idea. So we got about 30 seconds down
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Speaker 2: this little track there, bogged deep in the sand. Like
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Speaker 2: sand halfway up the wheels. And I was like, and
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Speaker 2: I really wanted to F and Jeff, but I didn't.
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Speaker 3: Didn't you?
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Speaker 2: I kept my calm and my cool.
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Speaker 3: What's the point of being right if you're not going
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Speaker 3: to F and Jeff?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, exactly. I mean, I rubbed it in later on.
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Speaker 2: Don't worry about that. And we were surrounded by like
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Speaker 2: just rough shrubbery. It was just all gauzy, hideous stuff.
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Speaker 2: And we were going through looking for bits of log
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Speaker 2: and stick to stick under the wheels there. Because I
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Speaker 2: was very calm under the circumstances. And then I was thinking,
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Speaker 2: you know what's going to happen. I'll be wandering around
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Speaker 2: in the shrub and get bitten by a snake. Or
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Speaker 2: I'm going to get bitten by a spider. Hey, but
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Speaker 2: to our eternal credit, we got through it, fellas. Oh, wow.
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Speaker 2: We got out of there. No harm was done because
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Speaker 2: I'm telling you, we were about probably 15 miles away
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Speaker 2: from anyone in the vicinity. So it would have been
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Speaker 2: an absolute mare if we hadn't have got out of there.
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Speaker 4: How was the lake?
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Speaker 2: There was no Lake Kesey. Green day there on the
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Speaker 2: Hauraki Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is 4.38. Now,
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Speaker 2: I've got to be honest with you, fellas. I had
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Speaker 2: absolutely no idea that the Rugby League World Cup was
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Speaker 2: going on.
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Speaker 5: Wow.
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Speaker 2: No idea whatsoever, but then I caught the Australian-New Zealand game,
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Speaker 2: and what an absolute doozy. And because it's the Rugby
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Speaker 2: League World Cup, well, we have to get our old
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Speaker 2: mate Charlie Gubb back on the line. Charlie, we've missed you,
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Speaker 2: you mad bastard. How's life?
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Speaker 5: Man, life's been good, a bit different. Back on the pipe,
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Speaker 5: but it's just one of those things that kind of
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Speaker 5: catch you off guard, right?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, totally, man. I got you.
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Speaker 4: Good to hear that, Charlie.
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Speaker 3: Time flies when you've been on the pipe, brother. I'll
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Speaker 3: tell you that much for free. How was the game
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Speaker 3: for you, mate? Australia versus New Zealand in the opener
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Speaker 3: on Thursday night there at a nice family-friendly time of
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Speaker 3: 10pm just to ensure that no child on either side
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Speaker 3: of the Tasman could sit down with their parents and
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Speaker 3: watch it. You've got to love them getting in behind
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Speaker 3: the Rugby League World Cup. It was a doozy of
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Speaker 3: a bloody game there. Had it all except a victory
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Speaker 3: for New Zealand despite the fact that we seemed to
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Speaker 3: dominate them in every single piece of territory.
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Speaker 2: Of stats, I should say. Yeah, that's right.
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Speaker 5: It was... I mean, there's all promising signs. I think
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Speaker 5: we definitely have Aussie's number, but it kind of reminded
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Speaker 5: me of one of those games that we had with
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Speaker 5: the Warriors this season where the Fords just completely dominate,
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Speaker 5: but then we're just off a bit in the back,
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Speaker 5: so we just didn't ice it, you know? Aussie scored
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Speaker 5: two brutal tries against a run of play. They were good,
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Speaker 5: but we were a lot better than them, so I
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Speaker 5: know it was... We lost, I'm like, OK, we'll get
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Speaker 5: them in the final.
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Speaker 3: It sort of feels like that, right? It's one of
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Speaker 3: those things where there's a couple of strokes of luck
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Speaker 3: that go their way. It's classic Australia. Very, very difficult
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Speaker 3: team to beat. And all you have to do is
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Speaker 3: give them a little bit of a sniff and they've
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Speaker 3: got you two intercepts, I think, both of them in
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Speaker 3: the first half.
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Speaker 2: I was fuming, Gubby, fuming. Yeah, we all were, brother.
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Speaker 2: We're all fuming. But.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just one of those things, right? We caked it.
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Speaker 5: I mean, it's not a foregone conclusion that we're going
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Speaker 5: to be in the final, but it kind of is. Yeah,
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Speaker 5: I reckon all we have to do is our halves
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Speaker 5: just have to be a bit more polished. You know,
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Speaker 5: Jerome Hughes was a bit rusty.
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Speaker 2: I agree.
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Speaker 5: Obviously, but kicking that ball dead and a few passes
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Speaker 5: that went to nobody. Jermaine Azarco getting jumped over, giving
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Speaker 5: Bostock the debut of the century, but Other than that, alpacas, man,
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Speaker 5: they're dynamite.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, the pack was unbelievable. Caelan Ponga had a blinder
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Speaker 3: until he went and broke his arm. It was good
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Speaker 3: because there was a good battle between him and Reece Walsh,
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Speaker 3: who I continue to hate with every ounce of my being.
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Speaker 3: He tackled out, you wouldn't have seen this, Keezy, but
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Speaker 3: he tackled Caelan Ponga out over the sideline and then
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Speaker 3: acted like he'd... Well, that he just saved the world
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Speaker 3: or something. He was pounding his chest, and then he
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Speaker 3: got absolutely done by Ponga, stood up and made to
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Speaker 3: look an absolute idiot.
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Speaker 2: Excellent.
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Speaker 3: And then after that, of course, he scored a try
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Speaker 3: from about 60 metres out. So it was a great battle,
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Speaker 3: but it looks like that'll be Caelan Ponga done for
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Speaker 3: the rest of the series. But my God, he's an
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Speaker 3: unbelievable player.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and tough. You know, he played a lot
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Speaker 5: of that game with a broken arm, but like Hoide
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Speaker 5: back in the day playing with a torn banjo string.
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Speaker 4: Oh, that's right.
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Speaker 2: Hey, also another news on the rugby league front there, Gabby.
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Speaker 2: Tonga carry on their great form, beating the English. Was
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Speaker 2: that a surprise to you or not really?
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Speaker 5: To me, it was a 50-50 game. Like Tonga, they
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Speaker 5: got all the power, but sometimes they started rusty like
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Speaker 5: the Kiwis. So I'm happy they won because they're pretty
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Speaker 5: much guaranteed a semi now. It's going to be hard
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Speaker 5: for England to kick on, I think. Tonga and Samoa
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Speaker 5: bring a lot of hype and a lot of energy,
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Speaker 5: so it's good for them to be in the tournament
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Speaker 5: because it's not like a Rugby World Cup where anyone
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Speaker 5: can win, really. It's just down to, you know, it
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Speaker 5: used to be two teams, but I guess there's four now.
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Speaker 4: It's bloody exciting stuff, Gubby. Look, mate, I, Keezy here,
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Speaker 4: hope you're well.
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Speaker 2: I'm well, brother.
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Speaker 5: What's been happening?
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Speaker 4: I landed this morning from Japan, man, so I'm not
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Speaker 4: across the Rugby League World Cup at all yet. So
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Speaker 4: my question before I let you go is this. What
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Speaker 4: are you having for dinner tonight?
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Speaker 5: I'm having the slow-cooked beef necks and lamb necks and
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Speaker 5: the kids are having chicken tenders.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Now you're talking.
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Speaker 5: You've been away for a while. Your work wife will
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Speaker 5: be happy to see you.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 4: She's stoked. She's really stoked. We're going out for dinner tonight, actually, Gabby.
16:31
Speaker 2: Good stuff.
16:32
Speaker 4: Thanks for chatting to us again, mate. Enjoy the necks
16:34
Speaker 4: of those animals tonight.
16:36
Speaker 5: Yeah, cheers, fellas.
16:37
Speaker 2: Have a good one.
16:38
Speaker 5: Hopefully we'll talk again, talk some semifinal action.
16:41
Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds good, mate. Good on you, Gabby. Yeah, good. Yeah,
16:45
Speaker 2: good stuff, mate. Jeez.
16:48
Speaker 4: Hey.
16:48
Speaker 2: Arctic monkeys?
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Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
16:54
Speaker 2: You too there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this
16:57
Speaker 2: Monday afternoon. The time is 4.49. Fellows, let's talk TV.
17:03
Speaker 2: What's on the telly with Mike Minogue. Yeah. Mike. That's right.
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Speaker 2: I forgot we were doing that while you guys were gone.
17:16
Speaker 2: That's right. That's gone now.
17:18
Speaker 3: Fellas, what did I watch over the weekend? Watching a
17:21
Speaker 3: little bit more of Slow Horses that continues to be
17:23
Speaker 3: on Apple TV. Jason, do you work out while you're
17:25
Speaker 3: with your daughters there how to get onto Apple TV?
17:28
Speaker 1: No.
17:28
Speaker 2: Good stuff.
17:29
Speaker 4: But you're still paying for it, eh?
17:30
Speaker 3: Yes.
17:31
Speaker 2: Cool.
17:31
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, it's pretty cool. Pretty cool. It's a great show.
17:35
Speaker 3: Gary Oldman is a spy. It's the sixth season of
17:38
Speaker 3: the series, which has been out for quite some time.
17:40
Speaker 3: Bloody beautiful it is. Yeah, treat yourselves. Four buzzies out
17:44
Speaker 3: of a possible five. It has got a bit of
17:45
Speaker 3: a stupid storyline in it, but it's still great.
17:47
Speaker 2: Yes. Funnily enough, I've been watching quite a few videos
17:50
Speaker 2: of Gary Oldman of late. He's around a bit, isn't he? Yeah,
17:53
Speaker 2: he is around a bit. Interesting life that he's led. Fellas,
17:58
Speaker 2: I watched the movie The Death of Robin Hood. Oh,
18:02
Speaker 2: did you? On the plane? No, no, at home. Starring
18:06
Speaker 2: Hugh Jackman, who I've got to say I'm a massive
18:08
Speaker 2: fan of.
18:09
Speaker 4: Yeah.
18:09
Speaker 2: I think he's a great actor.
18:10
Speaker 5: Yeah.
18:12
Speaker 2: And it's the story of Robin Hood, obviously, in his
18:15
Speaker 2: old age, kind of lamenting his life of violence. It's
18:20
Speaker 2: a very, very grim, dark. kind of movie. I actually
18:31
Speaker 2: kind of enjoyed it. It was quite beautiful in parts.
18:33
Speaker 2: Beautifully shot. I believe it's been an absolute box office flop.
18:39
Speaker 2: I'd say so.
18:39
Speaker 3: I mean, the thing with Robin Hood is because you're
18:42
Speaker 3: using that as sort of a A name that people recognise, right?
18:45
Speaker 3: Get people into the theatre.
18:47
Speaker 5: Yes.
18:47
Speaker 3: And so you want a little bit of adventure and,
18:50
Speaker 3: you know, romance and that sort of thing. That's what
18:52
Speaker 3: Robin Hood's all about.
18:53
Speaker 2: Yes.
18:53
Speaker 3: So then if you go and do the old bait
18:54
Speaker 3: and switch and it's going to be a miserable bastard, well,
18:57
Speaker 3: no one's going to be too excited about it.
18:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. And a lot of the critics actually said
19:02
Speaker 2: could do with a bit of levity in the quiver.
19:04
Speaker 3: Exactly.
19:06
Speaker 2: Which I don't disagree with. Is Friar Tuck in it? No.
19:11
Speaker 2: What about Little John? Little John is. Friar Tuck isn't, sorry.
19:16
Speaker 2: But it's really towards the end of his life where
19:18
Speaker 2: he is regretting All the killing he's done. So it is.
19:24
Speaker 2: I don't think your wife will like it, Keezy. Oh, no?
19:26
Speaker 3: Okay.
19:27
Speaker 2: But I'll give it 2.9 buzzies out of 5.
19:30
Speaker 4: Wow.
19:31
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll go 3.
19:32
Speaker 5: Okay.
19:32
Speaker 2: I'll go 3.
19:33
Speaker 4: The Death of Robin Hood. A lot of people around
19:35
Speaker 4: me on the plane watching that movie, Jase. Yes. I
19:38
Speaker 4: noticed that when I was looking at the screens there.
19:39
Speaker 4: I watched Brendan Fraser, one of his new movies.
19:44
Speaker 2: Oh, yes.
19:44
Speaker 4: It's called Rental Family.
19:46
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
19:46
Speaker 4: The reason I watched it is because it's set in Japan,
19:48
Speaker 4: and he's sort of like a washed-up old actor who
19:51
Speaker 4: moved to Japan because he got this lucrative deal being
19:53
Speaker 4: the face of like a toothpaste company.
19:55
Speaker 2: Yeah.
19:55
Speaker 4: And he's stuck over there still. And these are real
19:59
Speaker 4: companies they have set up where you can rent like
20:01
Speaker 4: pretending to have a boyfriend for a few hours who
20:03
Speaker 4: acts as your boyfriend. And it's not like an escort
20:06
Speaker 4: service or anything. It's just genuine like you can rent
20:08
Speaker 4: a granddad to come with you and, you know, or
20:11
Speaker 4: you can rent a father or a husband if you
20:14
Speaker 4: want to give you that feeling of of that person
20:17
Speaker 4: who might have left your life. And he plays, obviously,
20:21
Speaker 4: one of the guys filling in at this rental family thing.
20:24
Speaker 4: And then one thing leads to another, very sad, then
20:26
Speaker 4: very happy. It's just nice seeing Brendan Fraser acting again.
20:30
Speaker 4: Because I loved him when I was a kid. George
20:32
Speaker 4: of the Jungle is one of my favourite movies. Seriously,
20:35
Speaker 4: when I was a little kid, when I first saw
20:37
Speaker 4: that movie.
20:38
Speaker 3: You mean it was one of your favourites when you
20:40
Speaker 3: were a kid?
20:40
Speaker 4: When I was like four.
20:42
Speaker 2: I really enjoyed him. in a movie where he played
20:47
Speaker 2: this very overweight... The whale. Oh, the whale, yes. I
20:51
Speaker 2: thought he was very good in that.
20:52
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, this Rental Family, it's just a light-hearted watch,
20:55
Speaker 4: and it's based in Japan, and I was leaving Japan,
20:57
Speaker 4: so I was like, oh, this will be fun.
20:58
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, good watch.
21:00
Speaker 4: I enjoyed it. I'm going to give it 3.7 buzzies
21:01
Speaker 4: out of 5. 3.7 gyoza out of 5.
21:03
Speaker 2: Gyoza.
21:11
Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
21:17
Speaker 2: Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope your Monday afternoon's absolutely
21:20
Speaker 2: going off. You're listening to The Big Show, incidentally, brought
21:23
Speaker 2: to you by Reburger.
21:25
Speaker 4: Handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gourmet eats that'll change the game.
21:29
Speaker 2: Scrumdiddlyumptious. Yeah, great stuff. You'll be missing the re-burger, Keezy,
21:34
Speaker 2: being in Japan for your entire holidays. Yeah, yeah.
21:38
Speaker 4: I spent most of the time trying to find a
21:39
Speaker 4: re-burger over there.
21:41
Speaker 2: No re-burger?
21:42
Speaker 4: No re-burger in Japan yet.
21:43
Speaker 2: Wow. Only a matter of time, I think.
21:46
Speaker 4: They had this thing there.
21:48
Speaker 2: Tofu.
21:50
Speaker 4: Yes, they had tofu there. But it's sort of like
21:53
Speaker 4: a burger except for it's got seaweed.
21:55
Speaker 2: Seaweed?
21:58
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's sort of around the outside. And then
22:01
Speaker 4: in the middle is rice. You know rice?
22:03
Speaker 2: Rice?
22:04
Speaker 4: Like the white sort of, the white stuff that you
22:07
Speaker 4: get with like a sweet and sour pork.
22:09
Speaker 2: Oh, and it's kind of grainy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:11
Speaker 3: It's like a grain.
22:11
Speaker 4: It's like a grain.
22:12
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's one.
22:13
Speaker 4: And then it's like seaweed with rice and then like
22:16
Speaker 4: fish in the middle there. You know, and I was like, what?
22:21
Speaker 4: Where's my re-burger? And they were like, no, no, trust us.
22:23
Speaker 4: Try this.
22:25
Speaker 2: And did you?
22:26
Speaker 4: Nah, I don't like fish.
22:27
Speaker 5: Um.
22:29
Speaker 4: But it was pretty good other than that, though, fellas.
22:30
Speaker 3: Other than the food.
22:31
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'll tell you what's going to
22:33
Speaker 2: happen very shortly is Keezy's going to tell us all
22:36
Speaker 2: about his trip to Japan.
22:39
Speaker 3: Why are you.
22:41
Speaker 2: His little trip to Japan. His little nudie run.
22:46
Speaker 4: Ah, the onsen.
22:47
Speaker 3: Oh, that's right. Yeah, old nudie Keezy.
22:49
Speaker 4: That's right. There's a particular part of Japanese culture where
22:54
Speaker 4: they go to an onsen, which is like a giant
22:57
Speaker 4: sort of... room full of different hot tubs and there's
23:00
Speaker 4: a cold plunge pool and saunas and things like that. However,
23:04
Speaker 4: the way you sort of go about it is you
23:06
Speaker 4: sit down on a stool fully nude and wash yourself
23:09
Speaker 4: first and then you hop into these pools and everyone's
23:11
Speaker 4: naked and it's dudes are split up from women.
23:14
Speaker 2: Obviously.
23:15
Speaker 4: And it's just a normal part of everyday Japanese life.
23:18
Speaker 4: And one of my goals when I went on this
23:19
Speaker 4: trip was to go and experience one and see what
23:22
Speaker 4: it was like.
23:23
Speaker 2: Just watch.
23:23
Speaker 3: You could just buy a ticket and just watch.
23:26
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. I didn't think because he sent me a
23:28
Speaker 2: video of it, Mogi. And I was like, oh, I
23:31
Speaker 2: don't know that I need this much information, Keezy. I'm
23:34
Speaker 2: glad that you're doing it, but I don't need this video.
23:36
Speaker 4: Well, I figured if I'm going to take the head-mounted GoPro,
23:39
Speaker 4: I might as well send, you know what I mean?
23:40
Speaker 2: Yeah, fair enough.
23:42
Speaker 4: But yeah, we'll get into that next day, fellas.
23:44
Speaker 2: Sounds good, man. Here's Linkin Park.
23:46
Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
23:51
Speaker 2: Blink 182 there on the Hauraki Big Show this Monday afternoon.
23:55
Speaker 2: The time, 10 minutes past 5 o'clock.
23:57
Speaker 4: So, fellas, you've heard of a Japanese onsen?
24:00
Speaker 3: Can you just explain it, Keezy? I mean, I'm sure
24:02
Speaker 3: there's people out there that aren't as cultured as Hori Janus.
24:08
Speaker 2: And old Maggie.
24:10
Speaker 4: So what it is, is in Japan, it's pretty standard for.
24:15
Speaker 3: Can you explain what Japan is?
24:18
Speaker 4: Well, it's a little island off the coast of China.
24:23
Speaker 3: Isn't it a series of islands?
24:25
Speaker 2: I don't know. A number of islands.
24:26
Speaker 4: There's quite a few islands there in the Pacific Ring
24:28
Speaker 4: of Fire.
24:29
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
24:31
Speaker 4: Anyway, these people live there and they're called the Japanese people.
24:35
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
24:35
Speaker 4: I'm part Japanese.
24:37
Speaker 5: Oh.
24:37
Speaker 4: My great-grandfather, Morinosuke.
24:40
Speaker 2: So are you now officially Kizisan?
24:44
Speaker 4: I'd be honoured to be Kizisan. But I don't want
24:47
Speaker 4: to build my whole personality around going to Japan for
24:49
Speaker 4: two weeks like old Pucksan over there. So basically, in Japan,
24:53
Speaker 4: it is very normal for... I don't know how often
24:56
Speaker 4: they do it. I don't think it's daily. It might
24:58
Speaker 4: be once or twice a week. You go to your
24:59
Speaker 4: local onsen, which is like a hot spring. Traditionally, it's
25:03
Speaker 4: like natural hot spring from under the ground. because it
25:05
Speaker 4: is in the Pacific.
25:06
Speaker 2: Ring of Fire. The Ring of Fire.
25:08
Speaker 4: And it's very active, and there's a lot of hot
25:09
Speaker 4: springs around Japan. And the way it works is you
25:13
Speaker 4: go in, you get completely naked.
25:15
Speaker 3: Take your clothes off.
25:16
Speaker 4: Yes, that's how you traditionally get completely naked. You then
25:21
Speaker 4: walk in with some soap and shampoo.
25:24
Speaker 3: Do you bring your own soap and shampoo? I didn't
25:26
Speaker 3: the first time. You bet your ass I did the
25:28
Speaker 3: second time.
25:29
Speaker 2: Right, okay. Back for more. He was loving it.
25:31
Speaker 4: And you get a little stool.
25:32
Speaker 2: Did you have it in one of those little plastic tubs? Yes.
25:35
Speaker 2: Remember those?
25:36
Speaker 5: Yes, I do.
25:36
Speaker 3: When you went to school camp, et cetera.
25:38
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly.
25:40
Speaker 4: No, I didn't take a school camp soap basket. I
25:43
Speaker 4: just took it. To be honest, I just grabbed it
25:45
Speaker 4: out of the old Airbnb shower there. The shower gel
25:49
Speaker 4: and the shampoo. Took that with me. You're fully naked.
25:52
Speaker 4: You get down on a little stool, which is in
25:54
Speaker 4: front of a tap with a little shower head. The
25:56
Speaker 4: shower head's mounted probably a meter off the ground, so Jase,
25:59
Speaker 4: it'd be perfect height for you.
26:01
Speaker 2: So you... I'm just trying to picture this. So it's
26:03
Speaker 2: about a metre off the ground. I wouldn't picture it
26:05
Speaker 2: if I was you.
26:06
Speaker 3: And you're squatting.
26:07
Speaker 4: I'm sitting down on the stool and the stool is
26:09
Speaker 4: about 20 centimetres high.
26:11
Speaker 2: Oh, yes.
26:11
Speaker 4: And so I'm sitting down on this tiny stool facing
26:14
Speaker 4: the wall.
26:14
Speaker 3: You're sitting on something that's about eight inches.
26:16
Speaker 4: Sitting on about eight inches there.
26:18
Speaker 2: Is your arse overhanging the stool? No, no, no. Are
26:21
Speaker 2: you loving it?
26:21
Speaker 4: No, I was loving it towards the end. And so
26:26
Speaker 4: I'm facing... This tap in the shower head with a
26:30
Speaker 4: small bucket of hot.
26:35
Speaker 4: A small bucket of hot water, right? You have to
26:37
Speaker 4: soap up your whole body because the idea is you
26:39
Speaker 4: clean yourself off.
26:40
Speaker 2: Because you're a dirty bastard.
26:41
Speaker 4: Because you're a very dirty boy. And then you can
26:43
Speaker 4: hop into the hot springs, fully nude. And there's so
26:46
Speaker 4: many other nude dudes around, old fellas. There's a bunch
26:51
Speaker 4: of old fellas hanging around there, really. Honestly, a lot
26:53
Speaker 4: of old fellas. And Jase, let me just say, you
26:56
Speaker 4: would have fit in very well.
26:59
Speaker 4: In the bush department.
27:01
Speaker 2: Ah.
27:02
Speaker 4: You know what I mean.
27:03
Speaker 2: After you cleansed yourself- And shampoo, yeah. And shampoo, before
27:06
Speaker 2: you got in the.
27:07
Speaker 4: Hot spring- The bucket of hot water, you tip it
27:09
Speaker 4: over you.
27:09
Speaker 2: Yes. Did you then strut your stuff when you.
27:12
Speaker 4: Were walking to the hot spring?
27:13
Speaker 2: At first, no, I wasn't. You know?
27:15
Speaker 4: Because, you know, I'm a never nude.
27:18
Speaker 3: Yes, that's right. You're ashamed of yourself.
27:20
Speaker 2: Wow.
27:21
Speaker 4: I just don't like being fully nude. Like, hey, look,
27:23
Speaker 4: here I am. But- And you have a little modesty towel.
27:27
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
27:27
Speaker 4: Which is like a hand towel.
27:28
Speaker 2: Very little.
27:28
Speaker 4: And you take that with you and you sort of
27:29
Speaker 4: wander around with that and that's to cover yourself up.
27:31
Speaker 4: Do you have to do that? No, because I quickly
27:33
Speaker 4: learned that no one else does it. Everyone just literally
27:36
Speaker 4: has it over their shoulder. And I think it's quite nice.
27:39
Speaker 4: It's like, look, we're all dudes.
27:40
Speaker 2: What over their shoulder?
27:42
Speaker 4: Not their penis, Jase. The modesty towel.
27:47
Speaker 3: Pay to see that.
27:49
Speaker 4: And so I quickly learned that, you know, everyone's a male.
27:51
Speaker 2: We're all.
27:52
Speaker 4: We all look the same. We all look pretty terrible
27:53
Speaker 4: down there, to be honest. So let's all just stroll
27:55
Speaker 4: around and have a hot spring. It's not a big deal.
27:58
Speaker 4: And there's like groups of like mates are catching up
28:01
Speaker 4: there and sitting around the hot spring yarning. And you
28:03
Speaker 4: know what I mean? Old boys are catching up and
28:04
Speaker 4: having a laugh and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
28:06
Speaker 3: I ended up having.
28:07
Speaker 4: Five onsens in my time that I was there. Absolutely
28:12
Speaker 4: loved it. Every single time sitting on the old eight
28:14
Speaker 4: inch stool.
28:15
Speaker 3: Sitting on the eight inch with a mess of grit
28:17
Speaker 3: on your.
28:17
Speaker 2: Face, man.
28:18
Speaker 4: I was by the end of it.
28:20
Speaker 2: Lathering myself up and how did they take your nips
28:24
Speaker 2: what do you mean how did they take.
28:26
Speaker 4: Them well they didn't no one took anything was it like.
28:30
Speaker 2: What's that you know just what's going on there no
28:34
Speaker 2: no no it was okay good yeah.
28:37
Speaker 4: You know just sort of people looking at them and
28:39
Speaker 4: just saying arigato and that sort of stuff but I
28:45
Speaker 4: can be nude now quite confidently but only in front
28:48
Speaker 4: of old men yeah Still scared of getting nude in
28:52
Speaker 4: front of my wife.
28:54
Speaker 2: So, yeah.
28:56
Speaker 4: But I highly recommend, fellas.
28:57
Speaker 2: Yeah, you went to five.
28:58
Speaker 4: I went to five. I went to five of them.
29:02
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it was a big night.
29:14
Speaker 1: Gig a little on radio hodaki let's see who wants
29:17
Speaker 1: to hear the roar of the encore cheers to super liquor.
29:22
Speaker 2: Yes indeed cheers to super liquor we love giving cash
29:25
Speaker 2: away on this show don't we fellas love it love
29:28
Speaker 2: it let's go to the phone lines g'day andrew you're
29:31
Speaker 2: mad bass and how's life oh good gents how you
29:34
Speaker 2: going yeah good thanks mate you had a good.
29:37
Speaker 5: Day andrew it's been good actually sunny day in Auckland.
29:41
Speaker 2: Yeah, nice, mate. Nice. So if we were to give
29:44
Speaker 2: you $ 250 cash, Andrew, what gig would you put that towards?
29:50
Speaker 2: I would love to go see either Queens of the
29:53
Speaker 2: Stone Age or A Perfect Circle. Yeah. Yeah, nice, mate.
29:57
Speaker 3: I'm right there with you, mate.
29:58
Speaker 2: I don't know if he's feeling me.
29:59
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel exactly the same way. While you're away, fellas,
30:02
Speaker 3: I chucked it out to the audience. Anybody got any
30:04
Speaker 3: spare Queens of the Stone Age tickets?
30:06
Speaker 2: I got one. You did? I need one more.
30:08
Speaker 5: Right.
30:09
Speaker 3: So if you guys know anyone, you got $ 250 or whatever?
30:11
Speaker 2: Yeah, sweet. Anything like that? No, I'll let you know, definitely. Okay.
30:15
Speaker 4: Nah, sorry, I don't know anyone, man. Hey, Andrew, just quickly, man,
30:19
Speaker 4: just for some admin on our end here, what do
30:22
Speaker 4: you do for a crust?
30:23
Speaker 1: Thank you.
30:24
Speaker 4: I'm a building project manager.
30:27
Speaker 2: Backbone. An organiser, fellas. Thanks, fellas. An organiser.
30:32
Speaker 4: Well, guess what, Andrew? Good news, mate. You've got yourself
30:35
Speaker 4: $ 250 cash thanks to Super Liquor.
30:37
Speaker 2: Thanks, guys.
30:38
Speaker 4: You made my Monday.
30:39
Speaker 2: No worries, mate. It's a pleasure.
30:41
Speaker 4: You hold the line there, Andrew, and old Pugsan will
30:43
Speaker 4: hand deliver it.
30:44
Speaker 2: All right?
30:45
Speaker 4: Arigato.
30:47
Speaker 2: Good stuff, mate. You see how he did that, Keezy? Yeah,
30:50
Speaker 2: I saw it. Because he just went to Japan.
30:51
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
30:52
Speaker 2: Did you speak much Japanese while you were over there?
30:55
Speaker 4: Yeah, I learnt the basic phrases.
30:57
Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
30:58
Speaker 4: So, like, you're saying g'day there, it's just konnichiwa. Or
31:01
Speaker 4: in the evening, it's konbonwa.
31:03
Speaker 2: Yeah. Konbonwa.
31:04
Speaker 4: And the morning, if you're saying good morning in a
31:06
Speaker 4: formal fashion, it's the classic ohayou gozaimasu.
31:09
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah.
31:10
Speaker 4: And then whenever, you know, anyone gives you a waiter or...
31:14
Speaker 4: shop attendant or whatever serves you, you just say, arigato gozaimasu.
31:18
Speaker 2: Or what about backbone?
31:19
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, backbone gozaimasu.
31:20
Speaker 2: Yeah, nice.
31:21
Speaker 1: Nice.
31:21
Speaker 4: I've said that a few times. Yeah, no, it was
31:24
Speaker 4: good shit. Hey, cheers to gigs. Cheers to Super Liquor, fellas.
31:28
Speaker 2: Oh, for sure. It's great stuff.
31:32
Speaker 4: We've got over 10 grand to give away across the month.
31:35
Speaker 3: How much grams have we got left, Keezy?
31:37
Speaker 4: Still 11. How many days are in October, actually?
31:39
Speaker 2: 31 in October.
31:40
Speaker 4: We've still got 12 days left in October, so still
31:43
Speaker 4: plenty of cash to give away.
31:44
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good stuff.
31:45
Speaker 4: Your best bet is to stay tuned to Hodaki. When
31:48
Speaker 4: you hear that cuticle, give us a bell on 0800 HODAKI.
31:50
Speaker 4: And speaking of gigs, fellas, after 6 o'clock, to be honest,
31:55
Speaker 4: 6.01 on the dot, we have got huge news regarding
31:58
Speaker 4: a certain gig.
31:59
Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
32:00
Speaker 2: A big.
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Speaker 4: International artists that Hauraki listeners will be very excited about.
32:03
Speaker 4: We've also got some tickets to give away as well.
32:06
Speaker 4: So make sure you tune in at 6 p.m.
32:08
Speaker 2: Yeah, how good, man.
32:10
Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
32:14
Speaker 2: News there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Monday afternoon.
32:17
Speaker 2: The time is 5.48. Hey, New Zealand, do you like tools?
32:21
Speaker 2: Then check this out. That's right.
32:24
Speaker 4: We've got a brand new competition. It is the official
32:27
Speaker 4: ITM Toolbox Top Up. Right now is the first time
32:30
Speaker 4: we're ever doing it, fellas.
32:31
Speaker 2: Yes.
32:31
Speaker 4: And the way it works is the audience listens out
32:34
Speaker 4: for a cue to call.
32:36
Speaker 2: Yes.
32:36
Speaker 4: This is the first time we're going to be hearing it.
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Speaker 5: Call now.
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Speaker 1: Win an ITM toolbox top-up from the big show, 0800 HODAKI.
32:47
Speaker 4: So you call us now. Actually, do it. Call us
32:49
Speaker 4: right now on 0800 HODAKI. We'll do our first ever one.
32:52
Speaker 4: You call up. You tell us a tool that you
32:55
Speaker 4: want upgraded that's in your toolbox that maybe has run
32:57
Speaker 4: out of juice or is just looking a bit secondhand.
33:00
Speaker 4: We will do our best to upgrade that tool for you,
33:03
Speaker 4: and you also go in the draw to win $ 500
33:05
Speaker 4: at the end of the week.
33:06
Speaker 2: Holy cow. Yeah, nice.
33:07
Speaker 4: And we're talking like the tools that ITM have given
33:10
Speaker 4: us to celebrate their toolbox top-up sale, they're really valuable
33:14
Speaker 4: pieces of kit.
33:15
Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
33:15
Speaker 4: We're talking thousands of dollars.
33:17
Speaker 2: Yeah. So are we giving one away today?
33:20
Speaker 4: We're giving one away right now, Jase.
33:22
Speaker 5: Yeah.
33:23
Speaker 2: Let's rip into it. Win an ITM toolbox top-up from
33:27
Speaker 2: the big show. Actually, I could use a few tools,
33:32
Speaker 2: some stuff around the house, the joint.
33:34
Speaker 4: Around the apartment?
33:35
Speaker 2: Yeah.
33:36
Speaker 4: And the CBD. You would have no use for a
33:39
Speaker 4: power tool at all, would you?
33:41
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I'd use a power tool.
33:43
Speaker 3: You could use some go-go gadget legs so that you
33:45
Speaker 3: could change the light bulbs.
33:47
Speaker 2: Could do.
33:47
Speaker 4: I don't know if those are real tools that you
33:50
Speaker 4: can get. Pugs is just lining up a winner there
33:54
Speaker 4: for us fellas, but I'm just going to talk you
33:55
Speaker 4: through some of the kit here. We've got... Makita 40-volt
33:59
Speaker 4: max XGT four-piece combo kit with $ 1, 700.
34:02
Speaker 2: Wow.
34:03
Speaker 4: Wow.
34:03
Speaker 2: That's just one example.
34:05
Speaker 4: Like, that's just one example.
34:06
Speaker 2: That's amazing. That's amazing. Let's go to the phone line,
34:09
Speaker 2: shall we? G'day, Joel, you're mad. Varsity Hell's live. You're
34:13
Speaker 2: doing really well, mate, aren't you? Yeah, good things, mate.
34:16
Speaker 2: What do you do for a crust, Joel?
34:18
Speaker 3: Sell solar.
34:21
Speaker 4: Oh!
34:21
Speaker 2: Backbone.
34:22
Speaker 3: Good on you, man. That's the one, eh? How's that going?
34:26
Speaker 2: It's going pretty red hot at the moment, so plenty
34:28
Speaker 2: of interest. That's the one, mate. That's the one. Hey, Joel,
34:32
Speaker 2: do you need any tools that need upgrading?
34:35
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely need a few more tools.
34:37
Speaker 2: So a new circular saw and a few other bits
34:40
Speaker 2: and pieces would go down very nicely. Oh, you might
34:42
Speaker 2: be in luck. Jeez.
34:44
Speaker 4: Well, I'm just looking at what we've got to give away, mate.
34:46
Speaker 4: We've got a, yeah, no, not a circular saw.
34:50
Speaker 2: What about a straight one? What about a.
34:52
Speaker 4: Ah, was it a Triant?
34:53
Speaker 3: Nah.
34:54
Speaker 2: Do they have any saw horses?
34:57
Speaker 5: Oh, nah.
34:57
Speaker 4: Okay, well, I'll tell you what I'll do. What I'll do.
34:59
Speaker 4: We've got a four-piece combo kit here worth $ 1, 700, excluding GST.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
35:05
Speaker 4: So that's a pricey bit of kit. It's got a drill,
35:07
Speaker 4: an impact driver, a multi-tool, and a 165-millimeter circular saw.
35:13
Speaker 4: It comes with a high-output battery, a rapid charger, and
35:16
Speaker 4: a MackTrak rolling tool chest. That whole combo, mate. Is
35:20
Speaker 4: all yours, Joel?
35:22
Speaker 2: Amazing. Thank you very much. You have a tool. No worries.
35:26
Speaker 2: That's magnificent.
35:28
Speaker 4: And, of course, all you have to do is your
35:29
Speaker 4: best impression of a circular saw.
35:33
Speaker 2: Right.
35:34
Speaker 3: Here we go.
35:35
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a circular saw.
35:38
Speaker 2: Worth $ 1, 700 for sure.
35:39
Speaker 4: I just made that part up, by the way.
35:40
Speaker 2: Hey, Joel, you enjoy those tools, mate.
35:43
Speaker 5: I will do.
35:44
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, lads. Really appreciate it. No worries, man.
35:46
Speaker 2: All good.
35:47
Speaker 4: You hold the line and old Pugsan will deliver those
35:49
Speaker 4: tools to you.
35:50
Speaker 2: How good, eh? $ 1, 700?
35:51
Speaker 3: $ 1, 700? $ 1, 700?
35:51
Speaker 2: Can you believe that? That's $ 1, 700?
35:54
Speaker 4: $ 1, 700. That's crazy. That's so much money. I know, fellas.
35:59
Speaker 4: And it's excluding GST as well, so it's actually.
36:02
Speaker 3: Excluding GST?
36:03
Speaker 4: I know, Mogey.
36:04
Speaker 2: So it'll be like $ 2, 000. What?
36:06
Speaker 4: Hey, fellas. Local ITM sale days with... With even sharper
36:11
Speaker 4: on-the-day tool deals, giveaways, and competitions, make sure you check
36:14
Speaker 4: out ITM at the moment because their toolbox top-up sale
36:19
Speaker 4: is on right now. Sale's on now! It's crazy! Is
36:23
Speaker 4: this going to be a new thing?
36:26
Speaker 2: Here's Run DMC and Aerosmith.
36:29
Speaker 1: Run DMC. The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on
36:34
Speaker 1: Radio Hodaki.
36:35
Speaker 2: Run DMC and Aerosmith there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show.
36:39
Speaker 2: This Monday afternoon, the time is 4 minutes to 6 o'clock.
36:41
Speaker 2: Now coming up after 6 o'clock, a major announcement, fellas. Fellas?
36:45
Speaker 4: Certainly is. It's in the music department, a massive gig
36:49
Speaker 4: announcement that also comes with tickets to give away as well.
36:53
Speaker 2: And I didn't know this myself until today.
36:56
Speaker 5: Yes.
36:56
Speaker 2: Very excited about this gig.
36:58
Speaker 4: Yes, you would be actually, Jase. So that'll be happening
37:01
Speaker 4: bang on six o'clock.
37:03
Speaker 2: Really?
37:04
Speaker 4: So be ready, be listening, get ready to call 0800 Hauraki. Yes,
37:06
Speaker 4: great stuff.
37:07
Speaker 2: You can win.
37:11
Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
37:14
Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
37:16
Speaker 2: Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope you're having a pleasant
37:19
Speaker 2: Monday night. The time is 6.03 and you, my friends,
37:22
Speaker 2: are listening to The Big Show brought to you by Reburger.
37:25
Speaker 4: Serving good times and good food. Dine in or take
37:27
Speaker 4: away Reburger today.
37:28
Speaker 2: Mmm, yummy. Yeah, great stuff. And, boy, have we got
37:34
Speaker 2: some exciting news for you, New Zealand.
37:37
Speaker 4: Breaking news?
37:37
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think breaking news... It is breaking news.
37:46
Speaker 4: Are you a fan of good music?
37:49
Speaker 2: Yes. Yes, I am. Yeah, nice.
37:51
Speaker 4: And then you're going to be fizzed up because Kings
37:54
Speaker 4: of Leon.
37:55
Speaker 2: How good.
37:56
Speaker 4: Kings of Leon have announced they will be doing a
37:58
Speaker 4: show live at the Auckland Domain Wednesday, the 24th of February, 2027.
38:03
Speaker 3: Wow.
38:03
Speaker 4: In the summer there, Auckland Domain, amazing venue.
38:07
Speaker 2: Beautiful.
38:08
Speaker 4: Special guests, Ocean Alley as well. Wow. 1pm Tuesday the
38:13
Speaker 4: 27th of October is when tickets go on sale at livenation.co.nz. However,
38:18
Speaker 4: we've got a double pass right now to give away.
38:20
Speaker 2: How good?
38:21
Speaker 4: If you are keen to see Kings of Leon live
38:23
Speaker 4: in concert, give us a call on 0800 Hauraki right now.
38:26
Speaker 4: First in, first served. Pugs is going to answer the
38:29
Speaker 4: lines there and put someone on for us, fellas.
38:31
Speaker 2: Very keen for that. Love a bit of Kings of Leon.
38:33
Speaker 2: You do.
38:34
Speaker 3: I've seen them live a few times. First time with
38:36
Speaker 3: a band. 2003, I think.
38:39
Speaker 2: Wow.
38:39
Speaker 5: 2003.
38:39
Speaker 2: Bloody good.
38:40
Speaker 3: Great live they are. Always an opportunity for a bit
38:43
Speaker 3: of a dust-up on stage because they're family, you know.
38:45
Speaker 3: They can fire up at each other. But very, very good.
38:48
Speaker 4: Such a great band, Kings of Leon.
38:49
Speaker 2: They are. Very, very good.
38:50
Speaker 4: Like, some of their earlier albums especially, there's just no
38:52
Speaker 4: misses whatsoever.
38:53
Speaker 2: All hits.
38:54
Speaker 3: Yes.
38:55
Speaker 4: Like, absolutely fantastic stuff. so once again that is happening
38:59
Speaker 4: at the Auckland Domain Wednesday the 24th of February 2027
39:04
Speaker 4: if it's a rip snorter of a day and a
39:06
Speaker 4: lovely evening too that would just be one of the
39:08
Speaker 4: all time great concerts to see a great way to start.
39:11
Speaker 2: The year next year I think so even though the
39:13
Speaker 2: year would have pretty much started well started by then
39:17
Speaker 2: yeah I mean February there it's almost mid year by then.
39:21
Speaker 4: My year doesn't really start until March fellas should we
39:23
Speaker 4: go to the lines.
39:24
Speaker 2: Yes we should g'day Josh you're mad Barsett how's life.
39:28
Speaker 3: Oh, pretty good.
39:28
Speaker 2: Thank you, fellas. How are you? Yeah, good, thanks. Josh,
39:32
Speaker 2: what do you do for a crust, mate? I'm an architect. Oh,
39:36
Speaker 2: bad boy. Yeah, nice, nice. Far out. Obviously a Kings
39:40
Speaker 2: of Leon fan.
39:41
Speaker 5: Oh, very, very much so. It reminds me of my
39:43
Speaker 5: time in my youth in Kateri.
39:47
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah.
39:48
Speaker 4: Heard all about you, Josh. Well, the great news is, mate,
39:50
Speaker 4: you've won yourself a double pass to go and see
39:52
Speaker 4: them live.
39:53
Speaker 5: Oh, fantastic.
39:54
Speaker 2: Thank you. No worries, mate.
39:56
Speaker 4: No worries, Josh. You hold the line there. Pug Sun
39:58
Speaker 4: will look after you, all right?
40:00
Speaker 2: Oh, good, good, good. Thanks, fellas. That's awesome. No worries, mate.
40:03
Speaker 2: You hold the line. Great stuff, eh?
40:05
Speaker 4: Great stuff.
40:06
Speaker 2: God, we're just giving stuff away. We're giving tools away,
40:09
Speaker 2: cash away, tickets away.
40:11
Speaker 4: Well, Jase, to be honest, man, you're a massive Kings
40:15
Speaker 4: of Leon fan. Surely you'll go and see this.
40:17
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally. I bet he doesn't. I wonder if I
40:19
Speaker 2: can get some free tickets.
40:21
Speaker 4: Ah, there he is. Enjoy some Kings of Leon, actually.
40:24
Speaker 2: The bucket.
40:25
Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
40:29
Speaker 2: System of a down there on the Radio Hodaki Big
40:32
Speaker 2: Show this Monday evening.
40:34
Speaker 4: Hey, fellas, I was talking earlier about my experience at
40:36
Speaker 4: a Japanese onsen.
40:38
Speaker 2: Yes.
40:39
Speaker 4: Whilst on my holiday to Japan. I touched back down
40:42
Speaker 4: in New Zealand at 10.30 this morning. But basically, you
40:46
Speaker 4: go to a hot spring, you shower off first, and
40:48
Speaker 4: you go into this area where it's just a whole
40:50
Speaker 4: lot of naked old dudes, Japanese dudes, and you're just
40:53
Speaker 4: in different hot springs and cold pools and saunas. But
40:55
Speaker 4: the idea is you're just completely naked.
40:57
Speaker 2: Yeah, good, good.
40:58
Speaker 4: And it's a totally acceptable part of Japanese culture. So
41:01
Speaker 4: I went.
41:02
Speaker 3: Hells yeah.
41:04
Speaker 4: I did this five times while I was over there.
41:06
Speaker 2: Loved it.
41:07
Speaker 4: Late at night, too. My wife would go to bed
41:08
Speaker 4: kind of early, and I would say, all right, I'm
41:10
Speaker 4: going to go jump on a bike outside. There's lots
41:12
Speaker 4: of e-bike rental things around the joint, like with an app.
41:15
Speaker 4: bike to my local onsen then bike home and then
41:18
Speaker 4: one night I went to an onsen when I was
41:19
Speaker 4: in Tokyo and I wanted to have a late night
41:22
Speaker 4: solo ramen experience which is there's heaps of restaurants where
41:26
Speaker 4: you just sit down in a little booth they just
41:27
Speaker 4: serve you some ramen you don't talk to anyone you
41:30
Speaker 4: just eat it quietly and then you leave or have
41:32
Speaker 4: a beer or whatever and I was in line for
41:34
Speaker 4: a very famous one called Ichiran and I was standing
41:37
Speaker 4: behind these two dudes from America and they were I
41:41
Speaker 4: would describe them as like if Ali G was from
41:43
Speaker 4: America Oh, yeah. And being dead serious. So backwards hats,
41:47
Speaker 4: shades on at 10.30 at night.
41:49
Speaker 2: Yeah, so backbones.
41:51
Speaker 4: Real backbones, real baggy shorts, like low riding, high top sneakers,
41:57
Speaker 4: and talking to each other like they're gangsters.
41:59
Speaker 2: Oh, man.
42:00
Speaker 4: And one of them in particular was a real asshole.
42:02
Speaker 4: But anyway, other than that guy, one fellow was relatively friendly.
42:06
Speaker 4: He's just like, hey, man, you had this before, bro?
42:09
Speaker 4: And I was like, nah, nah, I've heard all about it.
42:10
Speaker 4: So I thought I'd try it. He's like, oh, bro,
42:12
Speaker 4: it's so good. Had a bit of a chat with him.
42:14
Speaker 2: It was funny.
42:14
Speaker 4: And then, um, I was just like, oh yeah, have you, um,
42:18
Speaker 4: cause I was trying to strike up Convo.
42:20
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
42:20
Speaker 4: I was like, have you had an onsen yet? And
42:22
Speaker 4: he's like, an onsen? The hell's that? And I was like, well,
42:26
Speaker 4: that's when you sort of, you, it's a part of
42:28
Speaker 4: Japanese life. You go and you hop in a hot
42:30
Speaker 4: spring with all these old naked dudes.
42:31
Speaker 2: Oh, old naked dudes.
42:33
Speaker 4: You're in a pool with old naked dudes. And I
42:36
Speaker 4: was like, oh yeah.
42:37
Speaker 3: And young naked dudes.
42:38
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
42:39
Speaker 4: Naked dudes of all ages. Um, And then he's like, oh,
42:43
Speaker 4: whatever you're into, man. And I was like, oh, no,
42:46
Speaker 4: it's just like it's a part of Jabba. Yeah, and
42:47
Speaker 4: I was trying to explain. He's just like, oh, we're
42:49
Speaker 4: going to a place similar to that. And I was like, well,
42:53
Speaker 4: what is it? Is it like an onsen? He's like, yeah,
42:56
Speaker 4: I can't remember the name of the place. He says, oh,
42:58
Speaker 4: it's called this. And it sounded like an onsen. And
43:01
Speaker 4: I was like, oh. I think I've heard of that
43:03
Speaker 4: that's a similar thing where you get naked well you
43:05
Speaker 4: certainly get naked but there are no old dudes there
43:08
Speaker 4: man and basically I was trying to strike up a
43:11
Speaker 4: yarn about going to an onsen with two guys who
43:14
Speaker 4: were basically going out for some late night yeah Brothel action.
43:18
Speaker 4: Brothel action.
43:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
43:20
Speaker 4: At a bathing house or something.
43:22
Speaker 3: You found a couple of brothel creepers over there.
43:23
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they were cracking.
43:25
Speaker 4: Up because I was going hot tubbing with old dudes.
43:29
Speaker 4: And I was cracking up and grossed out by them
43:32
Speaker 4: going brothel creeping. But I had my ramen and we
43:36
Speaker 4: parted ways. And they thought I was a creep and
43:38
Speaker 4: I thought they were creeps. Yeah, there you go.
43:40
Speaker 3: Yeah, both of you are right, I guess.
43:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, what?
43:43
Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
43:46
Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
43:49
Speaker 2: Red hot. Chili peppers here on the Hodaki Big Show
43:53
Speaker 2: this Monday evening. Hey, Keezy, I don't know if you
43:56
Speaker 2: know this, but I've been in Australia for a couple
43:58
Speaker 2: of weeks. Can you tell me about this VIP weekend
44:01
Speaker 2: at Race of Champions? Jase.
44:04
Speaker 4: That's a really good question, man.
44:06
Speaker 2: You're going to love this, Josh.
44:07
Speaker 4: Get a load of this, brother. For the first time
44:09
Speaker 4: ever in New Zealand.
44:10
Speaker 3: This has never happened before.
44:11
Speaker 4: Wow. Race of Champions, or ROC as it's known. basically
44:15
Speaker 4: what it does is they get together a lot of
44:17
Speaker 4: the best racing drivers in the world, put them all
44:20
Speaker 4: together in the same style of car.
44:22
Speaker 3: This is the genius of it. Listen to this bit, Jase.
44:25
Speaker 4: This bit here. Tickets are on sale now.
44:28
Speaker 2: No, not that.
44:29
Speaker 3: So the part how they put them all in the
44:31
Speaker 3: same car, because this is a trouble oftentimes, right? Some
44:34
Speaker 3: of the cars are shit ass.
44:36
Speaker 4: Yes.
44:36
Speaker 3: So how do you know who's the good driver or not?
44:38
Speaker 3: And this is what it should be. It should be
44:39
Speaker 3: stock cars, standy cars. that everyone has to get into
44:43
Speaker 3: and deal with.
44:43
Speaker 4: That's right. So, you know, we've got drivers from Formula One, Jase.
44:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. Oh, yeah.
44:49
Speaker 3: Have you heard of Michael Schumacher?
44:50
Speaker 2: Yes.
44:51
Speaker 3: He was in Formula One.
44:52
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's in a coma now. Supercars, Rally, NASCAR, Rallycross,
45:00
Speaker 4: and more. I'm going to bail it out.
45:02
Speaker 2: Old Scott going to come over.
45:03
Speaker 4: Scotty McLaughlin. No, he's not involved. But you've got Valtteri Bottas.
45:08
Speaker 2: No, I meant Scott Dixon.
45:09
Speaker 4: Sebastian Vettel. No, he's not involved either.
45:11
Speaker 3: Sebastian Vettel's good, man.
45:12
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's real good.
45:13
Speaker 4: He's a legend. David Coulthard.
45:15
Speaker 3: He could drive a manual.
45:16
Speaker 2: Can he?
45:18
Speaker 4: Double clutch. Travis Pastrana.
45:20
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
45:20
Speaker 3: Travis Pastrana. He stole out in your motocross there, James.
45:23
Speaker 4: He was one of the crusty demons, man.
45:25
Speaker 3: He was a crusty bastard there and there. Then he
45:27
Speaker 3: changed over to rally driving. Very, very good.
45:29
Speaker 2: Very, very good. Well, you often find them interchangeable, don't you?
45:33
Speaker 3: Oh, it's much of a muchness.
45:34
Speaker 2: Skateboarding. That's right. Motorbikes. Driving a four.
45:37
Speaker 5: BMX.
45:38
Speaker 4: Rollerblading.
45:38
Speaker 2: BMX. Rollerblading.
45:40
Speaker 4: Chas Mostert.
45:41
Speaker 2: Bathurst.
45:42
Speaker 4: He's won Bathurst a couple of times.
45:44
Speaker 2: No, he's a legend.
45:46
Speaker 4: Yeah. Mad Mike Widdit.
45:48
Speaker 2: Mad Mike Drifter.
45:49
Speaker 3: The funny thing about Mad Mike, nothing mad about him.
45:53
Speaker 2: Boring as.
45:53
Speaker 4: Yeah. Mad Mike.
45:54
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mad Mike.
45:55
Speaker 3: He's pretty mad. It's an ironic sort of a nickname,
45:58
Speaker 3: you know?
45:58
Speaker 2: Yes.
45:58
Speaker 3: God, this guy might be the most boring guy I've
46:00
Speaker 3: ever met.
46:01
Speaker 2: Mad Mike.
46:02
Speaker 4: Yeah. He's a drifter. He's an international champion drifter.
46:05
Speaker 2: Yeah.
46:05
Speaker 4: Pioneer of the sport. I've been out to his, he's
46:07
Speaker 4: got a cool hangar out at Hampton Downs racetrack there
46:09
Speaker 4: filled with awesome cars.
46:11
Speaker 2: Oh.
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Speaker 4: And he's just bloody mad. You go in there and
46:13
Speaker 4: he's just like spinning around.
46:15
Speaker 2: Different bloke.
46:17
Speaker 4: Speaking in tongues and shit. He's crazy. But look, it's
46:21
Speaker 4: happening for the first time ever in New Zealand. The
46:23
Speaker 4: race of champions.
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Speaker 3: Jase, this has never happened in New Zealand.
46:26
Speaker 4: Jase, get a load of this bit.
46:29
Speaker 2: Keep it together, Keezy.
46:31
Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm very jet lagged. The 9th and 10th of January, 2027.
46:35
Speaker 4: You can see the world's best drivers go head-to-head in
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Speaker 4: identical cars where it's all about talent and skills. It's
46:40
Speaker 4: happening at Henry Stadium down in Wellington. They're turning it
46:43
Speaker 4: into a full-blown racetrack.
46:44
Speaker 2: Wow.
46:45
Speaker 4: That's cool. And we are giving away a prize that
46:49
Speaker 4: includes flights from anywhere in New Zealand, accommodation, VIP pit passes,
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Speaker 4: and exclusive behind-the-scenes experiences for you and a mate, if
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Speaker 4: you are keen.
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Speaker 3: Wow.
46:58
Speaker 4: Register now at hodaki.co.nz, and you guys could be heading
47:02
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47:04
Speaker 4: through Ticketek New Zealand. They are selling fast.
47:06
Speaker 3: Was Travis one of your Krusty Demons, or was he
47:09
Speaker 3: more of a Nitro Circus.
47:10
Speaker 2: Son of a bitch?
47:11
Speaker 4: So Travis was a kid when the Krusty Demons were
47:14
Speaker 4: getting about, doing their thing, because they had all the DVDs.
47:17
Speaker 4: He was just a young fella riding around on a
47:19
Speaker 4: little 200cc bike doing tricks when he's like six years old.
47:22
Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
47:23
Speaker 4: And then he was a pioneer with Nitro Circus as well.
47:26
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's done very well, Jase. Yes, yes, sounds it.
47:29
Speaker 4: Yeah. Sheehard. Sheehard.
47:32
Speaker 2: Are they going to be there too? No.
47:33
Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
47:37
Speaker 1: in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.
47:39
Speaker 2: Faith no more there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show
47:42
Speaker 2: this Monday afternoon. Fellas, let's give out some advice, shall we?
47:46
Speaker 2: Be pretty new. at gmail.com. Get in touch.
47:56
Speaker 3: With the fellas.
47:57
Speaker 2: With the fellas.
47:58
Speaker 4: That's right. If you need advice on anything, you know,
48:02
Speaker 4: keep it radio friendly. Not too filthy there. Get in touch.
48:05
Speaker 4: Meet PaddyNips69 at gmail.com and you can win yourself a
48:09
Speaker 4: $ 50 Reburger voucher.
48:11
Speaker 2: I quite like the filth. I like giving advice about filth.
48:15
Speaker 4: But, like, it can be, like, romance-based. But if you're... No,
48:18
Speaker 4: I want it to be filth.
48:20
Speaker 3: Romancing the.
48:22
Speaker 2: Filth.
48:23
Speaker 4: Romancing the filth. Okay, well, try this one off a size, then, fellas.
48:27
Speaker 3: Get this one up, yeah.
48:28
Speaker 4: G'day there, fellas.
48:29
Speaker 3: Hello. Anonymous here.
48:32
Speaker 4: I need advice on how to approach my local delivery
48:34
Speaker 4: drivers without pissing them off.
48:38
Speaker 2: I'm joking.
48:38
Speaker 4: It's not filthy at all. When I order on an app,
48:41
Speaker 4: the delivery driver puts my address in and for some
48:43
Speaker 4: reason it sends them to a completely different street and
48:45
Speaker 4: address number every time. When they call and ask where
48:48
Speaker 4: I am, I say, you are on 12 Jizz Street, right?
48:51
Speaker 4: And they say, yes. How do I tell them that
48:54
Speaker 4: just because the GPS says it is my house, it
48:56
Speaker 4: doesn't make it correct? Also, how do I teach them
48:59
Speaker 4: to read street signs and house numbers with some sense
49:02
Speaker 4: for critical thinking?
49:04
Speaker 5: Cheers.
49:04
Speaker 2: Don't get me started. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
49:10
Speaker 3: You're Uber drivers.
49:10
Speaker 2: Yes, just constantly going to the wrong place.
49:13
Speaker 4: For food?
49:14
Speaker 2: For food. It drives me batshit crazy.
49:17
Speaker 3: They come to your house for food?
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Speaker 2: No, they come to drive me. food off. But they always,
49:22
Speaker 2: for some reason, they end up in the park at
49:25
Speaker 2: the top of the road. It's just a nightmare. I
49:27
Speaker 2: don't know why.
49:29
Speaker 3: Look, I've got my own issues with them, and that
49:31
Speaker 3: is that they turn up, they put things on your doorstep,
49:33
Speaker 3: and they don't knock on the door.
49:34
Speaker 2: Really? They never. Oh, wow.
49:38
Speaker 3: And you'll be sitting there, and you hear them, And
49:40
Speaker 3: I'll shout out.
49:41
Speaker 2: Knock on the door.
49:43
Speaker 4: What?
49:44
Speaker 3: And then I go out there and I'll say, how
49:46
Speaker 3: come you guys don't knock on the door? And they'll say, oh,
49:48
Speaker 3: but I knew you were home.
49:49
Speaker 2: No, you didn't.
49:50
Speaker 3: No, you didn't, asshole.
49:52
Speaker 2: Is that what you're saying?
49:54
Speaker 5: 100%.
49:54
Speaker 3: I don't know why because the issue I have with
49:57
Speaker 3: it is you get stuff stolen off your porch.
49:59
Speaker 2: Yes.
49:59
Speaker 3: And they deliver food. They put food on your porch
50:02
Speaker 3: and then they don't knock on the door.
50:04
Speaker 2: Well, it would make sense to knock on the door,
50:05
Speaker 2: wouldn't it? It's unbelievable.
50:06
Speaker 3: But I just don't think they want to get into
50:08
Speaker 3: any kind of a chat.
50:08
Speaker 2: I've delivered it. I'm out of here.
50:10
Speaker 4: People don't like chatting anymore.
50:12
Speaker 3: There will be a reason for it and I just
50:14
Speaker 3: don't know what it is.
50:16
Speaker 4: My issue is that my road... Whenever I order an Uber,
50:20
Speaker 4: I have to order it to number, let's say, 12. Yeah.
50:22
Speaker 4: Whereas my house is number 18 because it sends you
50:27
Speaker 4: to the wrong road because my house is down a
50:30
Speaker 4: long driveway and nearer to another little road.
50:32
Speaker 5: Yes.
50:33
Speaker 4: But it's actually not accessed by that little road. It's
50:35
Speaker 4: accessed by another road. And they always go the little road.
50:37
Speaker 4: I'm like, you're on the little road, aren't you?
50:39
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
50:39
Speaker 2: And to be fair, Keezy, it's a very, very rough street.
50:43
Speaker 3: Well, it's a slum.
50:44
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's a lot of houses around your joint.
50:48
Speaker 2: That's right.
50:48
Speaker 3: There's a lot of dogs running around.
50:50
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of wild kind of rabbit dogs. I know.
50:53
Speaker 2: And sort of fires burning. So I wouldn't want to
50:55
Speaker 2: go anywhere near your joint.
50:57
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fair enough. What about in terms of advice
51:01
Speaker 4: for this fella who doesn't by the sounds of it
51:02
Speaker 4: live in a slum like I do?
51:06
Speaker 2: I have no advice. I don't know what to do
51:08
Speaker 2: about it.
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Speaker 3: They suck. You know what you do? You get a P.O.
51:11
Speaker 2: Box.
51:12
Speaker 3: And then it just eliminates the stress.
51:14
Speaker 4: So you order food, do a P.O. box, and then
51:17
Speaker 4: you hop in your car, drive to the P.O.
51:19
Speaker 5: Box?
51:19
Speaker 2: That's right. Okay. That's actually really clever.
51:22
Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
51:35
Speaker 2: Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's the big
51:38
Speaker 2: show done and dusted for your Monday evening. And what
51:42
Speaker 2: a show it's been. It's great to be back in
51:45
Speaker 2: the saddle, as it were.
51:47
Speaker 5: Oh!
52:00
Speaker 2: The Disclaimer podcast, which we do every day, used to
52:04
Speaker 2: be called the podcast outro. What's the clip you've got today, Keezy? Filthy. Yeah,
52:08
Speaker 2: it was filthy.
52:09
Speaker 4: This is the first podcast back since we all got
52:12
Speaker 4: back together. And the clip today is entitled Toiler. And
52:15
Speaker 4: it comes out at 7.30 tonight wherever you get your
52:17
Speaker 4: podcasts from.
52:17
Speaker 2: Toiler? Hang on.
52:19
Speaker 4: Toiler.
52:22
Speaker 2: Toiler.
52:23
Speaker 3: There we go.
52:24
Speaker 4: You open a door. You walk in the middle of
52:27
Speaker 4: the night, you open the door, and the toilet seat
52:29
Speaker 4: opens automatically. And it goes, hello, Chris.
52:33
Speaker 2: Here comes the midnight steamer.
52:35
Speaker 4: Give us your big steamer alert.
52:38
Speaker 3: Yum, yum, feed me.
52:40
Speaker 2: That's right.
52:42
Speaker 4: And I just say, oh, Combonois.
52:46
Speaker 2: Combonois indeed. Combonois. Oh, Combonois. Yeah.
52:51
Speaker 3: I'm thinking of making an animated short out of that book.
52:56
Speaker 2: That would be excellent.
52:57
Speaker 4: That was me attempting to tell the fellas about Japanese
53:01
Speaker 4: toilets and how great they are.
53:02
Speaker 2: Yes.
53:03
Speaker 3: It was good stuff.
53:05
Speaker 2: Hey, now, Mogi. Yeah, mate. You go home and rest, please.
53:12
Speaker 5: Why?
53:12
Speaker 2: Well, you know, he's not getting any younger, Kinsey.
53:15
Speaker 3: That's true. I might take myself off to bed a
53:18
Speaker 3: little bit earlier tonight.
53:19
Speaker 4: Shit, I hope you've taped the chase. It is at 5.30.
53:25
Speaker 2: What are your plans?
53:27
Speaker 3: Well, I'll go home, obviously, watch the chase.
53:30
Speaker 4: Or Emmerdale Farm.
53:31
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Or the last of the summer wine. That's
53:34
Speaker 3: my favourite.
53:36
Speaker 2: It was a great show.
53:38
Speaker 3: I don't know, what am I doing? Go home, a
53:39
Speaker 3: little bit of dinner there, end here. I need to
53:43
Speaker 3: watch the end of East of Eden. I've got two
53:45
Speaker 3: eps to go. So I think that'll be tonight. Did
53:49
Speaker 3: you watch any of that, Jase?
53:50
Speaker 2: Watched all of it.
53:51
Speaker 3: Oh, you watched it all. I've got two to go,
53:52
Speaker 3: two to go. I'll tell you what happened. I started
53:54
Speaker 3: watching it. My wife and I watched the first one.
53:57
Speaker 3: That's when I texted you guys about it and said,
53:59
Speaker 3: I think this might be a masterpiece. Then my wife
54:01
Speaker 3: went away the next day. I said, look, I'm sorry.
54:03
Speaker 3: I'm just going to have to keep watching this by myself.
54:05
Speaker 3: It's too good. It's gone away for a couple of
54:07
Speaker 3: weeks in the end, but I got up to episode
54:09
Speaker 3: four and I was like, I can't watch anymore. I
54:11
Speaker 3: need to watch it with someone so that we can
54:13
Speaker 3: appreciate together how great it is.
54:15
Speaker 2: It's bloody magnificent.
54:17
Speaker 5: Yeah.
54:18
Speaker 2: And actually, my wife and I finished that before we
54:21
Speaker 2: went to Australia. Right. And then we watched it in
54:23
Speaker 2: Australia with our daughters.
54:24
Speaker 3: How good.
54:25
Speaker 2: And they loved it.
54:26
Speaker 3: It's amazing.
54:27
Speaker 2: It's very good, Keezy. It's very bleak.
54:30
Speaker 3: Lots of sexual action in there.
54:33
Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
54:34
Speaker 5: Yeah.
54:36
Speaker 4: Sounds good, fellas. I'm just going to go home, try
54:38
Speaker 4: to stay up a little bit later. You should go
54:41
Speaker 4: to sleep now. No, I'm going to stay up a
54:42
Speaker 4: bit later.
54:43
Speaker 3: You'll be all right. You'll sleep all the way through.
54:45
Speaker 4: Do you reckon, man?
54:46
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, totally.
54:47
Speaker 4: You believe I can do it?
54:48
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
54:48
Speaker 3: You're doing very well today.
54:50
Speaker 4: I landed this morning.
54:50
Speaker 3: You're not driving home, are you?
54:52
Speaker 5: Yeah.
54:54
Speaker 3: If you're feeling tired, just pull over and have a rest.
54:58
Speaker 4: I will, fellas. What are you doing tonight, Jase?
55:00
Speaker 2: I'm really hungry, so I'm going to eat a lot.
55:04
Speaker 5: What?
55:04
Speaker 2: I'm going to eat a lot.
55:06
Speaker 3: Eat a lot?
55:07
Speaker 2: Of what? No.
55:10
Speaker 3: Dumplings?
55:10
Speaker 5: What?
55:11
Speaker 2: I actually have a few dumplings left from last night. No,
55:14
Speaker 2: I don't know what's for dinner tonight, but it's going
55:15
Speaker 2: to be delicious, I'm sure.
55:17
Speaker 4: That's great.
55:17
Speaker 2: Hey, now, check out the podcast. Check out the Instagram.
55:21
Speaker 5: Yes.
55:22
Speaker 2: And until tomorrow, goodbye.
55:24
Speaker 5: Bye.
55:24
Speaker 3: Bye.
55:26
Speaker 2: Bye.