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- 0:00Speaker 1: The most beautiful thing about that wedding is everybody on
- 0:02Speaker 1: Will's side. I think they all felt that way about Will.
- 0:08Speaker 1: In your life, you will make a bunch of friends
- 0:10Speaker 1: and like, some of those friends will be seasonal and
- 0:13Speaker 1: it's okay, that's how life works. But you're gonna meet
- 0:16Speaker 1: I don't know if you're lucky six people in your
- 0:18Speaker 1: life that are lifelong friends. It's not just about the seasons.
- 0:21Speaker 1: Being around Will is the most fun thing ever. He's
- 0:25Speaker 1: so easy to talk to. He's so easy going. He
- 0:27Speaker 1: does such a great job of realizing what he can't
- 0:31Speaker 1: control and what he can't control. And I think because
- 0:34Speaker 1: of that he has his ability to live lighter. Will
- 0:39Speaker 1: doesn't care about anything other than just having a good
- 0:42Speaker 1: time in being friends. And that's the cool thing and
- 0:45Speaker 1: that's super super rare to have. And now we gets
- 0:49Speaker 1: to the river part, which we're all waiting for. Right
- 0:50Speaker 1: we're forty five menus into this thing. It's time for
- 0:52Speaker 1: me to start telling you about the river. Welcome to
- 1:00Speaker 1: some of the boys. I am your humble co host.
- 1:03Speaker 1: I am solo today, so as just the host, I
- 1:05Speaker 1: run this shit. Now. My name is Taylor Lawan, and
- 1:09Speaker 1: you're probably wondering where's the kid, where's the beautiful handsome
- 1:11Speaker 1: boy with the chisel, John the great teeth. He just
- 1:14Speaker 1: got married in Montagna, Big sky Montana and listen, Montana,
- 1:19Speaker 1: beautiful country. Alex was there, Bloss he is still flying
- 1:22Speaker 1: in from there. Gorgeous place. But it's like Baron. It's
- 1:27Speaker 1: a Baron ass spot. Like it's like there's I feel
- 1:30Speaker 1: like there's fourteen people that's told living in Montana. I
- 1:32Speaker 1: met six of them. You know what I'm saying the
- 1:34Speaker 1: whole entire time. We'll get into that, but obviously every
- 1:36Speaker 1: single episode is brought to you by Chevrolet Silverado. And
- 1:41Speaker 1: I love to sit here and have them back and forth.
- 1:44Speaker 1: I love to talk to you right now, Will, but
- 1:45Speaker 1: you're not here, so I'm gonna do this by myself.
- 1:46Speaker 1: That's okay with you. It's so set. I'm supposed tovan Silverado. Ever,
- 1:49Speaker 1: obviously this thing has done it. It's gonna be you
- 1:51Speaker 1: know why. That's what the Silverado is. The Silverado is
- 1:53Speaker 1: gonna be dundant because every single day when you go in,
- 1:56Speaker 1: you either press the button because they have that cool
- 1:58Speaker 1: now when you put the key in and you just
- 2:00Speaker 1: press the button, or you're a classic cat that likes
- 2:02Speaker 1: twist and turn because because Chevy's from the sixties and
- 2:05Speaker 1: Chevy's from to Daisy's, they are ripped no matter what, right,
- 2:08Speaker 1: this is what they fucking do. That's that's that's how
- 2:10Speaker 1: it works. You can do anything you want. It's dependable
- 2:13Speaker 1: like the people who drive them. All right, I'm late
- 2:16Speaker 1: to everything. I'm a horrible example of a man that
- 2:18Speaker 1: it drives a Silverado. But the reason why I'm drive
- 2:20Speaker 1: a Silverado because I'm trying to be like my truck.
- 2:23Speaker 1: All right, so you see me, I'm an anomaly. But
- 2:25Speaker 1: everybody else who's driving the Silverado you need to know
- 2:27Speaker 1: for for in fact, those people are probably the most dependable,
- 2:30Speaker 1: reliable you'll ever be around in your entire life. Let's
- 2:33Speaker 1: see here. The zig is big, it's bulled, it's commanding
- 2:35Speaker 1: the truck's turns heads. We've talked about the kink. We've
- 2:37Speaker 1: talked about it. I need to get a new pillow
- 2:39Speaker 1: at my in my house, and the bed's outstanding. The
- 2:42Speaker 1: last but I went went from was like a caveman
- 2:44Speaker 1: sleeping on a table gd GD it can't say it
- 2:47Speaker 1: can't say that word, so we got to edit that out.
- 2:50Speaker 1: Wait all right, Hey, that's that's strike one. That's strike one.
- 2:58Speaker 1: I got the kink in my neck, I got. I
- 3:00Speaker 1: now got a kink in my brain right now because
- 3:02Speaker 1: Alex just interrupted a little bit. And that's okay because
- 3:05Speaker 1: my man was just on a two am flight. He
- 3:06Speaker 1: didn't get back to Nasville till two am, so we're good.
- 3:09Speaker 1: The Silverado my neck, it turns heads and that's why
- 3:12Speaker 1: the king thing go back and other things. I've lost
- 3:15Speaker 1: my point on that. It's a partner with great determination.
- 3:17Speaker 1: Anything as possible to Silverado. As a partner, you do
- 3:20Speaker 1: it for tailgating, hauling, towing, off roading, moving day. No
- 3:23Speaker 1: one likes moving day. But if you have a buddy
- 3:25Speaker 1: with the Silverado, you tow that thing in the back,
- 3:27Speaker 1: you're living the dream because you know they can hear
- 3:29Speaker 1: the couch, they can carry the bed, holding up my bed.
- 3:31Speaker 1: That was a ky thing. Can't say so, just gd
- 3:34Speaker 1: that's what you gotta do. And obviously the Chevy Silverado,
- 3:37Speaker 1: we're not gonna just do specific days or anything like that.
- 3:39Speaker 1: Just you know that when you get into it and
- 3:41Speaker 1: you see that beautiful sideways plus nine, that's the Chevy emblem.
- 3:45Speaker 1: You know, you're in good hands. A bow tie. That
- 3:48Speaker 1: bow tie, thank you, Alex, Hey you saved it at
- 3:51Speaker 1: the end. There go for yeah, no doubt. Back to
- 3:54Speaker 1: the show. I'm kind of wondering whether whether I should
- 3:59Speaker 1: start with like Will's wedding, Oh I should go and
- 4:03Speaker 1: there's like so much stuff that's been happening lately, Like
- 4:05Speaker 1: do I talk about myself first like I probably would
- 4:07Speaker 1: usually yah? Or should I go into the boy so lately?
- 4:12Speaker 1: For those of you who listened to this podcast, you've
- 4:13Speaker 1: probably heard me say some negative things about the University
- 4:15Speaker 1: of Michigan, and let I stand by them, you know
- 4:17Speaker 1: I do. I think when I went to Michigan, I
- 4:20Speaker 1: had a unique experience. It ended horribly. I had an
- 4:24Speaker 1: assault case. You guys all know about that, and Michigan
- 4:27Speaker 1: didn't really back the Boy like that. It wasn't it
- 4:29Speaker 1: was something that they said they were gonna, hey, we
- 4:31Speaker 1: got you back, and then all of a sudden the
- 4:32Speaker 1: game ended and it wasn't so great after that, and
- 4:35Speaker 1: you leave and you never realize the impression you have
- 4:38Speaker 1: on an establishment, on a place to you leave, which
- 4:41Speaker 1: is I feel like that goes for everybody. Yeah, I mean,
- 4:45Speaker 1: no one's really appreciated as much as they are until
- 4:47Speaker 1: they're gone. And the other day I was sent a
- 4:49Speaker 1: video by one of the guys his names escaping me
- 4:52Speaker 1: at this point of a mannequin, and they did the
- 4:55Speaker 1: Boys and Favors all right, the package looks phenomenal. I losely.
- 4:58Speaker 1: I have a six pack in my jersey, like I'm
- 5:00Speaker 1: willing to live in infamy that way. I think I'm
- 5:02Speaker 1: more than happy to have a sausage in the pants
- 5:04Speaker 1: and an absolute twelve percent body fat. I'm all about that.
- 5:07Speaker 1: But he says, hey, we're making these mannequins of like
- 5:08Speaker 1: Michigan legends. And to be referred to as like a
- 5:12Speaker 1: legend at a at a university, such a prestigious university
- 5:15Speaker 1: that's been around for so long, it's it's very cool.
- 5:19Speaker 1: So you got Woodson, you got Denard Robinson, Tom Brady,
- 5:23Speaker 1: Devin Bush and myself in the in the video you'll see.
- 5:26Speaker 1: And it's so crazy because when I was at Michigan,
- 5:28Speaker 1: we were just straight. We were a dumpster fire, dude.
- 5:31Speaker 1: We were just absolute wet garbage. And uh, it's so
- 5:35Speaker 1: funny because in this video too, me and Denard were
- 5:38Speaker 1: in the same class and we were so terrible. But yeah,
- 5:41Speaker 1: we're we're here as a recruiting chip, which is which
- 5:44Speaker 1: is pretty badass.
- 5:45Speaker 2: Man.
- 5:45Speaker 1: The University of Michigan's been they're putting they're definitely putting
- 5:48Speaker 1: money in their facilities. They're getting after it. But I
- 5:50Speaker 1: don't know, I've said before like, yeah, they got to
- 5:53Speaker 1: get better, and it's like, you know, I'm not like play,
- 5:56Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not going back and forth like the
- 5:58Speaker 1: boys got to get better, right, we like the only
- 5:59Speaker 1: way for us to be good you had to beat
- 6:02Speaker 1: a host state and we can't beat a host state.
- 6:03Speaker 1: It's like what, I don't know if we have a number,
- 6:05Speaker 1: but it's like nineteen or last twenty one something crazy
- 6:09Speaker 1: like that. Your boy was in one of them. Your
- 6:11Speaker 1: boy was in one of them. Just know that we're trashed.
- 6:14Speaker 1: You did have so many damn gold pants over there
- 6:15Speaker 1: that you get when you're at a hostate. We had
- 6:18Speaker 1: to get better, So I don't really feel like trashing
- 6:21Speaker 1: them anymore. But listen, we got to live in reality.
- 6:24Speaker 1: We can't pretend like you know, you're all of a
- 6:26Speaker 1: sudden Alabama and HOSTA and Clemson. Now because he's just
- 6:28Speaker 1: made a nice video of me, I really appreciate you guys,
- 6:31Speaker 1: and I love it. But yeah, see it's tough out there.
- 6:35Speaker 1: What are those all the Michigan ones? Was that from
- 6:37Speaker 1: nineteen Yeah, eighteen ninety seven, that's a tough gig.
- 6:42Speaker 3: Here's the recent right here. Yeah, since twenty twelve. Yeah,
- 6:46Speaker 3: twenty eleven was the last.
- 6:49Speaker 1: Twenty eleven that's when your boy was there. Yeah, we did.
- 6:52Speaker 1: We lost to them, and then we lost them like
- 6:54Speaker 1: a leice little like a like a last second banger
- 6:56Speaker 1: in twenty thirteen. That was my senior year. So anyway, Uh,
- 7:00Speaker 1: that was super cool, dude. I really thought that was
- 7:02Speaker 1: like a badass deal. I loved that Michigan rips. That's life.
- 7:12Speaker 1: Oh there's some crazy shit. So I guess has it
- 7:16Speaker 1: come through yet that the NCAA is now The nca
- 7:19Speaker 1: now is like, uh the nil stuff there, No, No,
- 7:22Speaker 1: they have to pay they have to play the players now, right?
- 7:25Speaker 1: What's nil mean? What does nil stand for? Boys? You
- 7:29Speaker 1: said nil stuff? You're the one that you do.
- 7:32Speaker 3: I just know nil stands for Conceptually, Yes, players are
- 7:36Speaker 3: now able to make money off of their likeness.
- 7:38Speaker 1: So I think it's name image likeness. I guess.
- 7:40Speaker 3: Yeah, so they're able to leverage their own personal brands
- 7:45Speaker 3: for like, you couldn't even go do like football camps
- 7:47Speaker 3: and stuff in the past use your name.
- 7:48Speaker 1: Now, I guess you can go and do stuff like that. Yeah, yeah,
- 7:50Speaker 1: that's cool as ship. I like that. So I used
- 7:52Speaker 1: to be a guy actually on the fence. I used
- 7:55Speaker 1: to be on the other side of the fence before when
- 7:57Speaker 1: I was like kind of coming out of college, I thought, oh, well,
- 7:58Speaker 1: a college player shouldn't get because it's like that's what
- 8:02Speaker 1: you like, that's how you become a pro, Like, it's
- 8:04Speaker 1: the step you have to take to become a pro.
- 8:05Speaker 1: And it was kind of like a non educated thought
- 8:08Speaker 1: because if there's money to be made and you're the
- 8:12Speaker 1: person playing the game, you should be compensated in one
- 8:15Speaker 1: way or another. And the NCAA if this, dude, it's
- 8:18Speaker 1: like any other world, any other business in the world
- 8:22Speaker 1: would be highly illegal. Like what they do to the players,
- 8:25Speaker 1: not just football players, you need to be hockey players,
- 8:27Speaker 1: baseball players, softball players, basketball gymnast everything in between. You'd say,
- 8:31Speaker 1: it's billions and billions of dollars and you guys are
- 8:33Speaker 1: just taking at all, not giving nothing to nobody. So
- 8:37Speaker 1: I used to be a person that was like, not
- 8:38Speaker 1: that it. College players shouldn't make money, and then when
- 8:40Speaker 1: you get to the NFL or whatever your next step
- 8:42Speaker 1: is in that sport, you should be able to get
- 8:45Speaker 1: compensated for that. Now. I don't know if I don't
- 8:47Speaker 1: know all the rules in this thing because your boy
- 8:49Speaker 1: don't read very much, but I will say that, is
- 8:53Speaker 1: it like everyone gets a cut rate, like everyone's making
- 8:55Speaker 1: like five thousand dollars a month? Or is it like
- 8:57Speaker 1: individual people?
- 8:58Speaker 3: I don't think, correct me if I'm wrong. If you
- 8:59Speaker 3: guys know, I don't think it's as much of like
- 9:01Speaker 3: a the end now on payroll. I think it's more
- 9:03Speaker 3: so they just have the freedom to be able to
- 9:04Speaker 3: profit off of their own name, image and likeness.
- 9:07Speaker 1: So they now can go do those camps. They can, yeah,
- 9:10Speaker 1: go make money on that stuff. But they're not like
- 9:11Speaker 1: getting a paycheck from the NCAA. Yeah, I don't think so. See,
- 9:14Speaker 1: that's still some bullshit. I think I think nca needs
- 9:15Speaker 1: to start cutting checks, dude, if you're just able to
- 9:18Speaker 1: go make more money for yourself, but like the NCAA
- 9:20Speaker 1: is still No, they're not getting hurt at all.
- 9:22Speaker 3: It's just tough because they can't go like a blanket
- 9:24Speaker 3: rule right, Like yeah, like Michigan Athletics makes way more
- 9:27Speaker 3: money than whatever.
- 9:28Speaker 1: Yeah Temple or like a smaller a smaller d one. Well,
- 9:31Speaker 1: nothing against Temple. There's a lot of good players out there,
- 9:33Speaker 1: but it's it's obviously not like a big Michigan. I think,
- 9:39Speaker 1: I don't know, they should be divving that money up somehow,
- 9:40Speaker 1: but it's tough. Like for me, if I'm in college
- 9:42Speaker 1: right now as an offense lineman, I'm hot because I
- 9:45Speaker 1: can't I'm making like I'm not making shit, right. And
- 9:48Speaker 1: then if I'm in when I'm in college with a
- 9:49Speaker 1: guy like Denard Robinson, Dude, Dinard could not go anywhere.
- 9:53Speaker 1: Shoeleys could not Like we would go to the bar.
- 9:55Speaker 1: Guy didn't drink. He was all time, like he was
- 9:58Speaker 1: all about that business. But like we go to the bar.
- 9:59Speaker 1: He'd hang out the boys and it was like an
- 10:03Speaker 1: absolute it was a jersey chasing fest. Dude, the girls
- 10:08Speaker 1: of Michigan will be flocking to my poor guy. Don't
- 10:11Speaker 1: feel bad for him at all, but like he couldn't
- 10:12Speaker 1: do nothing. He couldn't go anywhere, and he was a
- 10:16Speaker 1: like just a g on that campus. He would have
- 10:17Speaker 1: made hundreds of thousand dollars. I feel like, unless there's
- 10:20Speaker 1: a cap on it, that's what I'm wondering. If there
- 10:22Speaker 1: is a cap on the whole thing, it's really not
- 10:24Speaker 1: a big deal. But another thing that happened in the
- 10:25Speaker 1: NCAA and I don't want to work. We're we're gonna
- 10:28Speaker 1: start towing some lines here, folks, So saddle up, put
- 10:30Speaker 1: your seatbelt on, because it's gonna be a little fun
- 10:32Speaker 1: for a second. Recently, the World Series is going on
- 10:36Speaker 1: right now, right, the World Series, And yeah, okay, I
- 10:38Speaker 1: got Garret in the back shaking his head. This is
- 10:40Speaker 1: a bit of a deal. So it's NC State, right,
- 10:42Speaker 1: NC State in Vanderbilt, So hey, listen, we're local country folks.
- 10:45Speaker 1: He might like some of these things I'm gonna say,
- 10:47Speaker 1: might not like you, but I bet it's probably gonna
- 10:48Speaker 1: be the truth. So NC State and Vanderbilt are going
- 10:51Speaker 1: toast the winner of this. Correct me if I'm wrong.
- 10:53Speaker 1: I don't like him saying that must be the title
- 10:55Speaker 1: of this whole entire thing. Correct me if I'm wrong.
- 10:58Speaker 1: If Vannerbil had to beat them twice to go to
- 11:00Speaker 1: the World Series, that is correct, all right? The net
- 11:03Speaker 1: So the winner of this though, would go to the
- 11:05Speaker 1: final one the top two teams. So Friday, Vanderbilt beats
- 11:11Speaker 1: NC State. So now the series is titled one NCI
- 11:14Speaker 1: State Are they like? What were they? What was their
- 11:16Speaker 1: ranking before they? Are they better technically than Vanderbilt? It
- 11:19Speaker 1: was kind of like a toss up like a three
- 11:20Speaker 1: and four. Vanni's one seed and man, Vannie stays ripped
- 11:25Speaker 1: in baseball, Dude, Vannie really does. So Vandy beats him
- 11:29Speaker 1: on Friday. And I think it was either yesterday or
- 11:32Speaker 1: today or it was yesterday. Yeah, So four kids from
- 11:38Speaker 1: are from NC State test positive for COVID. Now I
- 11:42Speaker 1: get it. Let's let's go back six seven months. We'll
- 11:45Speaker 1: all be up in arms at that point, right, would
- 11:46Speaker 1: be shitting our pants. Well, they can't play, they shouldn't
- 11:48Speaker 1: be able to play, blah blah blah. Now half the world,
- 11:51Speaker 1: half the half the country is vaccinated. These players that
- 11:54Speaker 1: were that tested positive for COVID already were vaccinated. So
- 12:00Speaker 1: riddle me that vaccination people. What's going on with that?
- 12:03Speaker 1: I don't know, But like, what's the deal, right, What
- 12:06Speaker 1: if I'm looking at you and you're a vaccination persus,
- 12:09Speaker 1: what's the deal with the thing, right, like like get
- 12:11Speaker 1: stuck in the shoulder. Shouldn't I be immune from the deal?
- 12:14Speaker 1: Or am I getting stuck in the shoulders? To get
- 12:15Speaker 1: stuck on the shoulder? And then after that we have
- 12:16Speaker 1: to do a thing. I'm also have to do a thing.
- 12:18Speaker 1: You can get it. You can still get it. That's
- 12:20Speaker 1: not how vaccines work. You can still get Yeah, but
- 12:22Speaker 1: I'm just saying, but you know what I'm saying. Like
- 12:24Speaker 1: then now it's like, okay, well what are we doing
- 12:26Speaker 1: for you know what I'm saying. Anyway, so NC State,
- 12:30Speaker 1: these four kids pop get popped from COVID, right they
- 12:36Speaker 1: had fucking popped. Dude, that's a ship deal for the boys.
- 12:39Speaker 1: I fucking we're sneaking around and I doing some shit.
- 12:41Speaker 1: They didn't they got they got popped. And now the
- 12:44Speaker 1: NCAA comes out at two in the morning like are
- 12:47Speaker 1: you up? Text? Like hey, you up? Text? Like you
- 12:50Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like some bullshit bitches like you're
- 12:52Speaker 1: not gonna wait to the sunlights out? People got to
- 12:55Speaker 1: wake up to this ship. You know what I'm saying,
- 12:57Speaker 1: saying that these these kids can't go play. VACCINATEA players
- 13:01Speaker 1: were among positive cases NCAA. This decision came swiftly, and
- 13:05Speaker 1: both teams were contacted at one ten am. Bro, if
- 13:09Speaker 1: I'm playing a game the next day, my mom, you're
- 13:11Speaker 1: I'm asleep. What are you gonna wake me up and
- 13:13Speaker 1: say we're not playing? Well, then what do I do?
- 13:15Speaker 1: Go back to say, like, what are you gonna do
- 13:16Speaker 1: after that? That's ridiculous? So these kids go. I just
- 13:19Speaker 1: feel bad for them, man, because it it doesn't just
- 13:22Speaker 1: suck for the NC State kids. The NC State kids.
- 13:25Speaker 1: That sucks for them that they can't play and now
- 13:26Speaker 1: they're always gonna wonder in their head, well, if we
- 13:28Speaker 1: would have gone Toes and beat them, who says we
- 13:30Speaker 1: couldn't have won the World Series. But it also sucks
- 13:32Speaker 1: for Vanderbilt and whoever they're gonna play next. Who they
- 13:34Speaker 1: playing next? Who's state? Mississippi State? So whoever wins at
- 13:40Speaker 1: there's a giant fucking asteris on it. It's like, no,
- 13:43Speaker 1: there's no chance now to SEC teams, good baseball teams, obviously,
- 13:49Speaker 1: but like there's always gonna be a what if what
- 13:51Speaker 1: if Vandy and so and so played a thousand things
- 13:53Speaker 1: he had happened in a game. We all know that's
- 13:54Speaker 1: not the most contact sport in the world, but anything happened,
- 13:58Speaker 1: so I feel really bad. And it's just like I
- 14:02Speaker 1: don't fucking get it because if I'm running bust with
- 14:04Speaker 1: the boys, which I don't, but I'm saying, if I'm
- 14:06Speaker 1: running with the bust with the boys, I'm allowed to
- 14:09Speaker 1: fuck up a little bit, you know what I'm saying,
- 14:10Speaker 1: Because it's more like, you know, one of the employees
- 14:14Speaker 1: right now is wearing a Grateful Dead T shirt. Like
- 14:16Speaker 1: we don't have all our ducks in a row. It's
- 14:17Speaker 1: not like we're wearing suits and ties, like we're kind
- 14:20Speaker 1: of just flying by the seat of our pants. We've
- 14:22Speaker 1: just it's been two and a half years, it's been
- 14:23Speaker 1: a year and a half or whatever it's been, and
- 14:24Speaker 1: we just got fucking ac Like with things, we're get
- 14:28Speaker 1: fucked up. But if you're the NCAA, like, what are
- 14:31Speaker 1: you doing? Bro? That's the dumbest shit I've ever seen
- 14:33Speaker 1: in my entire life. And it's like, have a press
- 14:37Speaker 1: conference or something, but don't call people at one end?
- 14:40Speaker 1: What time was the game? Four am? Was it was
- 14:42Speaker 1: it like three hours before the game? I really doubt it.
- 14:45Speaker 1: You know, it's probably a golden hour game, right, you know,
- 14:47Speaker 1: it's one of those things, six o'clock sunsetting, your girlfriendants
- 14:49Speaker 1: to get a picture, which you're up to batnext. It's
- 14:51Speaker 1: one of those things. That's the kind of deal we're
- 14:53Speaker 1: talking about. So it's just like, NCAA, handle your shit better, right,
- 14:58Speaker 1: Like it's just like you've been doing in this You've
- 15:00Speaker 1: been taking advantage of these kids for since whenever when
- 15:04Speaker 1: when the nca established, I don't know the beginning of time.
- 15:07Speaker 1: We'll say, all right, it was Adam and Eve and
- 15:09Speaker 1: the CEO of the NCAA. That's what it fucking was.
- 15:12Speaker 1: I don't know who, nineteen oh six, Like what what
- 15:17Speaker 1: is that? That's that's wild? Get your guys as shit together, dude,
- 15:23Speaker 1: because you guys are I feel like you're slowly getting exposed.
- 15:26Speaker 1: Hopefully it kind of dissolves into a different thing eventually,
- 15:28Speaker 1: because and say, it's just trashed. When I was in college,
- 15:32Speaker 1: you would have to like you would go and get
- 15:34Speaker 1: your meal. It was the weirdest rules because like we
- 15:36Speaker 1: obviously get help with school, like we'd have tutors appointed
- 15:39Speaker 1: to us. We don't have to pay for the twos
- 15:40Speaker 1: like that was nice. Like our schedule was set up
- 15:43Speaker 1: like you were good, Like uh, Garrett, you ah, yes,
- 15:45Speaker 1: us you go to college, like when you're going to
- 15:47Speaker 1: set up for your school, like you have to be
- 15:48Speaker 1: like on points, like these are the classes I want
- 15:51Speaker 1: to get into? Well, you know, well, you guys are
- 15:53Speaker 1: waiting waiting up till probably one ten. I guess it's
- 15:55Speaker 1: when NCAA starts or whatever school fucking starts, when you
- 15:58Speaker 1: guys are waiting to type in this is the class
- 16:00Speaker 1: I want to go to and register it before it
- 16:01Speaker 1: fills up too much. We've already done that a week
- 16:04Speaker 1: in advance, you know what I'm saying. So we've already
- 16:06Speaker 1: gotten all the classes we need to get into. And
- 16:08Speaker 1: that's a good gig, I I. And that's we're playing
- 16:10Speaker 1: that we're playing back and forth right, It's like I'm
- 16:12Speaker 1: in a tennis match and there's just cameras on me,
- 16:14Speaker 1: but I'm have to run back and forth to hit
- 16:15Speaker 1: the ball. So we have a couple of good perks.
- 16:19Speaker 1: But then it'll be dumb shit, like like you could
- 16:23Speaker 1: we could get a bagel, Like if you wanted a bagel,
- 16:25Speaker 1: it had to be a plane bagel. You can't have
- 16:26Speaker 1: anything on it can be and everything bagel couldn't even
- 16:29Speaker 1: have garlic on it. I'm a big garlic guy. But
- 16:31Speaker 1: you couldn't have cream cheese. We were about to get
- 16:34Speaker 1: cream cheese. You could have cereal, but you couldn't have milk.
- 16:36Speaker 1: It's like, what kind of dumb shit are we doing?
- 16:38Speaker 1: NCAA Like, it's it's just ridiculous. And then I always
- 16:42Speaker 1: laugh at when people are like, you know, college athletes
- 16:45Speaker 1: have it so much, so much easier than regular people.
- 16:48Speaker 1: It's like, no, that that's that's not the fucking truth
- 16:51Speaker 1: at all. I was listening to I'm not gonna say
- 16:53Speaker 1: the radio show, and I'm not gonna say who was
- 16:55Speaker 1: on the radio show, but they were having this conversation.
- 16:57Speaker 1: When you're a college athlete, you're waking up at six am,
- 17:00Speaker 1: You're going to workout, you're finishing your workout, you gotta
- 17:03Speaker 1: go to the classes that everybody else just woke up
- 17:05Speaker 1: before to go to, and then you got to go
- 17:06Speaker 1: to practice. Then after practice, you get your food, and
- 17:09Speaker 1: then you go to the academic center or whatever you
- 17:11Speaker 1: guys want to call it. That's what it was called
- 17:12Speaker 1: the Michigan because they have no imagination academic center and
- 17:16Speaker 1: you go there, you get your tutor and you get
- 17:17Speaker 1: your homework done. Then you go home and you go
- 17:19Speaker 1: to bed. It's like ten o'clock by then. It's a
- 17:21Speaker 1: fucking grinder. It's wild. I think it's to the NFL,
- 17:24Speaker 1: You're like, holy shit, I got all this time in
- 17:25Speaker 1: the world. Being a college athlete is so much harder
- 17:28Speaker 1: from a day to day standpoint than it is being
- 17:29Speaker 1: a an NFL athlete. NFL's chill, boy, You're just hanging
- 17:33Speaker 1: out all the time, like I'm a we'll come to
- 17:36Speaker 1: a thirty today. I got two kids. It's a nice gig,
- 17:39Speaker 1: you know, I got this podcast and a workout, and
- 17:41Speaker 1: I don't know, might sneak off from the bathroom and
- 17:44Speaker 1: jerk off. You never don't know what you're gonna do, right,
- 17:47Speaker 1: the world's my oyster. After that, as a college athlete,
- 17:50Speaker 1: you got to go in the academic center bathroom and
- 17:51Speaker 1: jerk and that's like a you're on a timetable because
- 17:54Speaker 1: your tutor's waiting on you. So anyway, that's a bit
- 17:57Speaker 1: of a deal. What else we got going kept? The wedding.
- 18:00Speaker 1: I'm fucking exhausted. God damn, I'll tell you. Yeah, we'll
- 18:04Speaker 1: wake up the wedding I'm exhausted, your boy. I don't
- 18:10Speaker 1: think I've really drank it all in, Like, God, over
- 18:14Speaker 1: a year, wouldn't you say, Tay, Yeah, maybe longer than that.
- 18:19Speaker 1: And you guys are sitting there snarklings, probably thinking about
- 18:22Speaker 1: that predators thing. Well, the predators thing, I purpose it
- 18:24Speaker 1: didn't get any beer in my mouth because your boy
- 18:26Speaker 1: was trying to watch out for inflammation. Recently, in the
- 18:29Speaker 1: last couple of weeks, my kne's been doing so great. Uh,
- 18:32Speaker 1: the song's been going down. I'm running, I'm changing direction
- 18:34Speaker 1: like your boy's gonna be ready for the season. I'm
- 18:37Speaker 1: stoked unless something ridiculous happens so I get to the wedding.
- 18:41Speaker 1: I have zero intention in drinking. And you just probably
- 18:46Speaker 1: think I'm building up to the video of me passed
- 18:48Speaker 1: out in the river, Like I guess we are broiling
- 18:51Speaker 1: up to that, right, Yes, I guess we are in
- 18:54Speaker 1: a way, we're building up. But let's let's fucking tarantino
- 18:57Speaker 1: this thing river, right, we talked about it for two seconds.
- 19:00Speaker 1: Now let's go back to the beginning. Will and Charro, Matt,
- 19:03Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I'm not gonna go in that. There's
- 19:05Speaker 1: fucking Will and Uh, there's a beautiful ceremony. The speeches
- 19:10Speaker 1: were I feel like yes started putting a timetable on speeches.
- 19:13Speaker 1: Though it was a there were some long, long boys
- 19:15Speaker 1: and girls out there, dude, but they were just saying
- 19:17Speaker 1: their heart saying what their heart felt. But we got
- 19:19Speaker 1: a little we got a little long winded, and I
- 19:21Speaker 1: was I was babysitting a couple of drunk players and
- 19:24Speaker 1: they would not stop fucking laughing. It was hilarious. So
- 19:28Speaker 1: the weddings in bays Guy, Montana. It's had a place
- 19:30Speaker 1: called Rainbow Ranch. The place is awesome. It's Uh, you
- 19:34Speaker 1: go behind the hotel and it's like the scenery is beautiful.
- 19:38Speaker 1: There's mountains, like there's a flowing river going across. It's
- 19:43Speaker 1: just it's a it's an epic setup. And especially coming
- 19:47Speaker 1: from like Nashville and National was a beautiful spot. But
- 19:49Speaker 1: this place is like, you know, we had old the
- 19:51Speaker 1: old guy with a long mustache is God's country, Like
- 19:53Speaker 1: that's the kind of shit we were dealing with out there,
- 19:55Speaker 1: Like it was a God's country. I thought there was
- 19:57Speaker 1: a bear in every single goddamn corner. So we get there,
- 20:00Speaker 1: we fly out, we fly into this small, little like
- 20:04Speaker 1: one landing strip and like one hangar airport and it's
- 20:08Speaker 1: like we are in bf E. There's we don't there's
- 20:11Speaker 1: fake cows set up on the side, so other cows
- 20:14Speaker 1: not to probably stop here, as what I'm assuming it
- 20:16Speaker 1: was for like on the runway as you're flying. What
- 20:19Speaker 1: do you say, no, there were fucking cows, dude, Well,
- 20:30Speaker 1: you don't have a microphone, so I so, I'm so
- 20:32Speaker 1: we hit this runway and there's cows lined up on
- 20:35Speaker 1: the runway and I'm thinking, why the fuck did is
- 20:37Speaker 1: it like, do the cows not to stop here? Like
- 20:39Speaker 1: these are the alpha cows or something like that, there
- 20:41Speaker 1: were fake cows. We get there, we pull up. It's
- 20:44Speaker 1: me Taylor, our two kids, uh, Lindsey, Harold Landry and
- 20:50Speaker 1: Jayn Brown. Two cars pull up. We get in the cars.
- 20:53Speaker 1: We start driving. The drive is an hour and a
- 20:56Speaker 1: half away. That's fine. But if you have a one
- 20:59Speaker 1: year old, Oh fuck right, everything's good until you add
- 21:03Speaker 1: the one year old and it's like, fuck myself, dude.
- 21:06Speaker 1: The kid handled her shit like a damn champ. Dude.
- 21:09Speaker 1: She handled it. She's a tank and she acted like it.
- 21:12Speaker 1: She was just in her seat, chilling chill girl the
- 21:15Speaker 1: entire time. It was unbelievable. The next the next venture,
- 21:19Speaker 1: we end up driving and it's like ninety miles an hour.
- 21:23Speaker 1: It's just straightaway basically the whole time getting around this thing.
- 21:26Speaker 1: You're going, I'm playing the passing game. We finally get
- 21:30Speaker 1: to Rainbow Ranch and it's a nice setup. Dude, people
- 21:34Speaker 1: are there. The thing, here's the deal with a wedding, Like,
- 21:36Speaker 1: you can have all the nice, nicest venues in the
- 21:39Speaker 1: entire world, you can go to the nicest places, but
- 21:41Speaker 1: if your crew, I'm talking about the entire wedding, if
- 21:44Speaker 1: your crew sucks, the wedding's gonna suck. This crew came
- 21:47Speaker 1: in with a mission that have a goddamn good time
- 21:50Speaker 1: at this wedding, and that's exactly what they did. They
- 21:51Speaker 1: killed it. It was oh, it was overall four point five.
- 21:54Speaker 1: It was outstanding. We get there. The first thing is
- 21:58Speaker 1: the rehearsal dinner and uh oh fuck. So we do
- 22:02Speaker 1: the rehearsal dinner. We do the rehearsal dinner and like
- 22:05Speaker 1: we're all just hanging out, We're talking, everyone's excited to
- 22:07Speaker 1: see each other, Like we're playing the I'm playing to
- 22:09Speaker 1: get to know your game with a couple of people.
- 22:11Speaker 1: We're like kind of like courting each other. It wills around,
- 22:14Speaker 1: bouncing around, having a good time, and we do the
- 22:16Speaker 1: thing where okay, now you walk, Now you walk, and
- 22:19Speaker 1: this is where you stand. Then you put your hands
- 22:20Speaker 1: left over right? Do we wear glasses? Of course you
- 22:21Speaker 1: don't wear glasses, but people are still going to ask
- 22:23Speaker 1: I you got to wear glasses. That we're going through
- 22:25Speaker 1: the whole shit that everyone who's been in or had
- 22:28Speaker 1: or have done a wedding know that you go through.
- 22:31Speaker 1: We finally finished that. It's a buffet stole, a little
- 22:33Speaker 1: deal you have. The benches are just not benches, the
- 22:36Speaker 1: fucking it's like a lunch table type of seating. You
- 22:40Speaker 1: lay it out, there's a nice little little drape over it.
- 22:44Speaker 1: The food is delicious, and we're all we're all hanging
- 22:47Speaker 1: out having a good time, and we start doing speeches.
- 22:51Speaker 1: Charle Bishop, that's now Charle Compton. She has a friend
- 22:55Speaker 1: named Lee. Lee is a five foot two, ninety six
- 23:00Speaker 1: pound Asian with a confidence of whatever the most confident
- 23:06Speaker 1: body type is. I was gonna say the feigner pounds
- 23:07Speaker 1: by foreigner people are like, you know what, I'm saying
- 23:10Speaker 1: like consistently probably not the most like confident anyway, bodybuilder,
- 23:13Speaker 1: I don't know. This girl gets up and I'm excited.
- 23:16Speaker 1: She's got her phone out. She's doing the phone dance
- 23:18Speaker 1: with her eyes. She's staring at the phone the entire time, which, like, listen,
- 23:22Speaker 1: if you ever have to do a speech in your
- 23:23Speaker 1: entire life, it's not about like how good of a
- 23:26Speaker 1: public speakureer at that point, it's about like just say
- 23:28Speaker 1: your shit. It's gonna be good or it's gonna be bad.
- 23:30Speaker 1: But at the end of the day, no one really
- 23:31Speaker 1: gives a fuck, cause, like like the bride and groom
- 23:33Speaker 1: are so caught up in their own shit going on,
- 23:35Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. She's doing the phone dance and she
- 23:38Speaker 1: starts talking about Charrow, and it's like, I'm looking at her.
- 23:40Speaker 1: It's a beautiful she's so detailed. She's talking about Charrow
- 23:44Speaker 1: and their friendship and what they've gone through. I'm starting
- 23:47Speaker 1: to looking at a different light if I looked at
- 23:49Speaker 1: her bad light before, but I'm looking at her going wow, Okay,
- 23:51Speaker 1: that's that's awesome. They have a good time. I Then
- 23:54Speaker 1: she starts talking about Will And if you think I'm
- 23:57Speaker 1: hard on Will in this podcast, you should have fucking
- 24:01Speaker 1: seen this little Asian girl drop the goddamn hammer on
- 24:04Speaker 1: this dude. It was like the roast of Justin Bieber,
- 24:07Speaker 1: but all of them, all the best jokes combined into one.
- 24:09Speaker 1: She started saying, when I met him, his teeth, I
- 24:11Speaker 1: couldn't understand a word he would say. His vocabulary was cerebral.
- 24:15Speaker 1: Don't know what it is about Bishop and her friends
- 24:17Speaker 1: can't understand it. But they are all about vocabulary. That's
- 24:20Speaker 1: all that they they you, if you meet Charle Bishop
- 24:23Speaker 1: and any of her friends, you better say a big
- 24:25Speaker 1: word like superfluous or you're fucked okay, because they know
- 24:29Speaker 1: all the big words. She starts killing him for that,
- 24:32Speaker 1: and it's just a bit of a deal man. She's
- 24:35Speaker 1: just like murdering this dude. And Will's looking over at
- 24:38Speaker 1: me like, hey, hey, I'm the monkey and the gift
- 24:40Speaker 1: with the on life support. Like he was acting like
- 24:42Speaker 1: that he was getting murdered over. But like you know me,
- 24:46Speaker 1: I like the like to mess with the boy. So
- 24:49Speaker 1: Will goes, sorry, Sli goes. She sits down, and then
- 24:54Speaker 1: it's either my turn or Brad's turn. Brad lebron, that's
- 24:57Speaker 1: how you say his last name Lebron. Okay, that's gonna
- 25:01Speaker 1: be your name right now. If it's not, we'll fucking
- 25:02Speaker 1: we'll edit something in with it. But Brad is supposed
- 25:06Speaker 1: to go up next. Brad is shit scared of doing
- 25:10Speaker 1: a speech, fucking terrified about it. I like, I didn't
- 25:15Speaker 1: know how terrified he was. And then like I looked
- 25:17Speaker 1: over during Lee's speech because I needed a break from
- 25:20Speaker 1: the roast of my boy getting burned up, torched. I
- 25:22Speaker 1: needed to look at something else for a second. And
- 25:24Speaker 1: I look over Brad and he's literally palms in his
- 25:26Speaker 1: face like this, just like rubbing his temples. And he's like,
- 25:30Speaker 1: you can just tell, Like this man's like one someone
- 25:33Speaker 1: jumping out of behind a tree, heart attack away from dying.
- 25:36Speaker 1: Like that's how fucking close we're to going down. Lee
- 25:39Speaker 1: goes and sits down. Now Brad's up. I like to
- 25:44Speaker 1: start this part of the story with I love Brad.
- 25:47Speaker 1: I think Brad is an outstanding person. When I first
- 25:50Speaker 1: met Brad, it was a horrible first impression for the
- 25:52Speaker 1: both of us. We didn't like each other, and now
- 25:53Speaker 1: like we've become really good friends. Will starts filming Brad.
- 25:58Speaker 1: I started filming Brad, and Brad starts off the entire
- 26:01Speaker 1: speech with I'm sorry, I didn't mean to I listen,
- 26:05Speaker 1: I'm messing this up. Oh I'm fucking this whole thing up.
- 26:07Speaker 1: Like he starts spiraling, and he's like saying like small
- 26:10Speaker 1: points of his speech while like plummeting to the ground
- 26:14Speaker 1: on a straight nosed dive, like absolutely dying. And he
- 26:17Speaker 1: gets quiet for a second. He's just like, it's super sad, dude.
- 26:20Speaker 1: I have a whole video on my phone, but we're
- 26:22Speaker 1: not gonna put it on the bus. Obviously we're not
- 26:24Speaker 1: gonna post it. But like, but god damn man, that
- 26:28Speaker 1: dude was he was dying, he was burning up. And uh,
- 26:32Speaker 1: he like pulls his phone and he puts his phone
- 26:34Speaker 1: back in and he just like says I'm sorry a
- 26:36Speaker 1: bunch of times. Everyone's like, dude, you do You're fine,
- 26:38Speaker 1: Just say just say the words now, it doesn't matter,
- 26:41Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be emphasis. And Brad's like he
- 26:44Speaker 1: gets quiet for a second, and it's like he's quiet
- 26:46Speaker 1: long enough to where you're like, man, this guy just
- 26:48Speaker 1: really cares a lot about Will. Like that's really all
- 26:51Speaker 1: he does. He just gives us. He just he loves
- 26:53Speaker 1: Will so much, and he's worried about messing it up
- 26:55Speaker 1: for Will. And that's how much he's being affected. It's
- 26:57Speaker 1: not necessarily the speech itself, it's who the speech is
- 26:59Speaker 1: about and Sony. Then then you it turns into all right,
- 27:03Speaker 1: this is a like a forest fire, into like, okay,
- 27:05Speaker 1: this is just a small, little like controlled fire, like
- 27:08Speaker 1: we're gonna handle the situation. And he's just staring at
- 27:12Speaker 1: Will and he's you kind of start to it's like
- 27:17Speaker 1: quiet enough to where like, kid, someone's got to say
- 27:19Speaker 1: something eventually, and he's like, can I just speak for
- 27:21Speaker 1: my phone? And he grabs his phone. He does the speech,
- 27:24Speaker 1: and the speech is beautiful. He does an amazing job.
- 27:27Speaker 1: He says a bunch of things. How like at one
- 27:29Speaker 1: point everybody here who knows Will could have called Will
- 27:32Speaker 1: their best friend at one point. And he's just like
- 27:35Speaker 1: saying these amazing things and I don't know, he finishes
- 27:41Speaker 1: this speech. He did fine at the end, Like at
- 27:43Speaker 1: the end, it was good. The first three and a
- 27:45Speaker 1: half minutes were tough to watch, but it's because he
- 27:47Speaker 1: just cared so much. I think that's where a lot
- 27:50Speaker 1: of people, and I think anybody who knows Will, either
- 27:55Speaker 1: from this bus or personally. I think you all realize,
- 27:59Speaker 1: like that's the kind of person Will like, you just
- 28:00Speaker 1: want to be around him. He's the kind of guy
- 28:02Speaker 1: like I was told when I was a kid. I
- 28:04Speaker 1: don't know if I was a kid, I was like
- 28:06Speaker 1: maybe fifteen or sixteen, Like, in your life, you will
- 28:09Speaker 1: make a bunch of friends, and like some of those
- 28:11Speaker 1: friends will be seasonal, and that's It's okay, It's how
- 28:14Speaker 1: life works. Like you're not gonna be the friends with
- 28:17Speaker 1: everyone forever, but you're gonna meet I don't know, if
- 28:20Speaker 1: you're lucky six people in your life that are lifelong friends.
- 28:24Speaker 1: It's not just about the seasons, not just because it's
- 28:25Speaker 1: just like where I am in my life and they're
- 28:27Speaker 1: in the same place and we end up being great
- 28:28Speaker 1: friends for a second and it dies off like the
- 28:32Speaker 1: there's people that you just are truly your friend and
- 28:37Speaker 1: like you just cherish them forever. And I think the
- 28:40Speaker 1: most beautiful thing about that wedding is everybody on Will's side.
- 28:43Speaker 1: I think they all felt that way about Will. It
- 28:45Speaker 1: wasn't a seasonal thing for anybody there. And I think
- 28:49Speaker 1: even the guys like Jack and Garrett, you guys in
- 28:50Speaker 1: here like being a us and speak up if you want.
- 28:52Speaker 1: Being around Will is the most fun thing ever. He's
- 28:56Speaker 1: so easy to talk to. He's so easygoing, and I mean,
- 28:59Speaker 1: I know now why he takes it so well in
- 29:01Speaker 1: the chin. God damn charleing her for her friends. You
- 29:05Speaker 1: should have heard the other speech, the Native of Honor speech.
- 29:07Speaker 1: He was killing Will too. But it's the path, said
- 29:13Speaker 1: the altar. Yeah, yeah, anyway, I ken that was that's
- 29:18Speaker 1: Will suit And just being around Will is one of
- 29:22Speaker 1: those people like you just like, he's just a guy
- 29:25Speaker 1: you love. He's a guy you want to be around
- 29:26Speaker 1: all the time. He's a guy you want to talk to.
- 29:28Speaker 1: He's an easy person to talk to. He's uh God,
- 29:32Speaker 1: he just I don't know what it is about him,
- 29:35Speaker 1: because if you're like, hey, tell me a characteristic about Will,
- 29:39Speaker 1: it's so easy. It's like there's not one specific one
- 29:42Speaker 1: besides hard working that really comes to mind. It's always
- 29:44Speaker 1: like there's so many things that Will does well. And
- 29:47Speaker 1: one thing that he did with Charle, and I hope
- 29:49Speaker 1: he's okay with me saying this is they went to
- 29:50Speaker 1: like before marriage couple kinds like did you do that, Alex? Yeah,
- 29:53Speaker 1: He's talked about that a lot on Oh, yes, I'm
- 29:55Speaker 1: not a great listener. See that probably something I could
- 29:57Speaker 1: work on on the bus. And did you do that
- 29:59Speaker 1: when you were getting married? Yeah, how did you like it?
- 30:01Speaker 1: I loved it? Yeah we should we probably we missed that.
- 30:05Speaker 1: We missed it. We had to stuff things deep down.
- 30:10Speaker 1: But Will when he started first started going, I remember
- 30:13Speaker 1: that the first couple of times he was like, man,
- 30:14Speaker 1: fuck this, I don't want to do this kind of
- 30:16Speaker 1: att He didn't say those specific words out loud, but
- 30:19Speaker 1: like you could tell he just didn't want to do it.
- 30:21Speaker 1: But like after the first time going, man, he's just
- 30:23Speaker 1: starting to talk about how like he really likes it,
- 30:26Speaker 1: and he's like he goes and he just he just
- 30:28Speaker 1: lets it out, starts crying. It's like it's about him
- 30:31Speaker 1: and charl Then it's about just him, that's about just charing.
- 30:33Speaker 1: They feel great, and uh, it's just that's one of
- 30:37Speaker 1: the coolest things about Will, especially in the sport of football,
- 30:41Speaker 1: because in the sport of football, there are so many
- 30:44Speaker 1: people athletes, coaches, upper like up top people whatever the
- 30:50Speaker 1: fuck that word is that just like are so blindfold focused,
- 30:55Speaker 1: blindfold like blinders focused on what they're doing. They don't
- 30:58Speaker 1: take the time to work on themselves. And Will being
- 31:01Speaker 1: able to deal with the adversity that he has, and
- 31:04Speaker 1: adversity is it's a It's always a hard thing to
- 31:07Speaker 1: say because like, I dealt with adversity this year. But like,
- 31:09Speaker 1: how many people do you know I have had an
- 31:10Speaker 1: acl I feel like I've met like a thousand people
- 31:11Speaker 1: that have been like, yeah, if I had two, you know,
- 31:13Speaker 1: And it's like, which are so consumed in? But like
- 31:16Speaker 1: Will his dad sent me this email about the speech
- 31:19Speaker 1: I was gonna give. I was like, hey, I need
- 31:20Speaker 1: some help, like and his dad sent me, Like all
- 31:22Speaker 1: these things about Will's determination is his grit, his you know,
- 31:25Speaker 1: the classic lines that Will says about himself, like him
- 31:30Speaker 1: being obsessive of arrivals and having a plan and everything
- 31:33Speaker 1: being strategic. He just handles things so well. He does
- 31:39Speaker 1: such a great job of realizing what he can't control
- 31:44Speaker 1: and what he can't control. And I think because of that,
- 31:47Speaker 1: he has this ability to live lighter. And I just
- 31:52Speaker 1: think that's so cool because I have an extremely hard
- 31:55Speaker 1: time with that. Will is like because of how light
- 32:00Speaker 1: he is and easy to be around. He's everyone's best friend.
- 32:04Speaker 1: And the coolest thing is is like, how many you know?
- 32:07Speaker 1: I never like? This is like if you were talking
- 32:10Speaker 1: about people in twenty twenty one talking about we need
- 32:12Speaker 1: to be more diverse. This is the most damn diverse
- 32:13Speaker 1: wedding I've ever been to. Asians, Mexicans, black friends, like
- 32:17Speaker 1: everybody was best friends with Like Will doesn't care about
- 32:21Speaker 1: anything other than just having a good time in being friends.
- 32:24Speaker 1: And that's and that's the cool thing. And that's super
- 32:28Speaker 1: super rare to have. So good for you, Will, perfect timing,
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- 34:38Speaker 1: even though I sit here and stop my stories. So anyway,
- 34:43Speaker 1: Brad does his speech. We've we've we've talked about how
- 34:46Speaker 1: much we love Will. I wish there was an open
- 34:48Speaker 1: mic at that wedding that had been super cool we
- 34:51Speaker 1: did it. That's one thing I realized, damn. One thing,
- 34:54Speaker 1: Irose that Will's wedding is how fucking crazy my wedding was.
- 34:57Speaker 1: We had some crazy shit. You had doun at our wedding.
- 35:00Speaker 1: It's what we're talking about, rightw Because I feel like
- 35:01Speaker 1: those people come after me. But this shit was wild, dude,
- 35:06Speaker 1: and this was just a smooth ass wedding. Everyone was
- 35:08Speaker 1: having a good time. People were there to have a
- 35:09Speaker 1: great time. Brad does his speech. I did my speech.
- 35:13Speaker 1: I listen. If you guys ever want me to be
- 35:16Speaker 1: a grooseman your wedding, Alex, your next one, Tayling. If
- 35:20Speaker 1: we don't make it you want me, we'll still be
- 35:23Speaker 1: best friends. In any of a speech, please God tell
- 35:26Speaker 1: me to no, not wrap it up, but just do
- 35:31Speaker 1: a little more work on it. I kind of just
- 35:33Speaker 1: go up there and do speeches. I just talk. I
- 35:36Speaker 1: just got to write it down, dude. I don't write
- 35:37Speaker 1: it down. I wrote a little bit down, but I
- 35:39Speaker 1: didn't write enough anyway. I enjoyed my speech. People liked
- 35:42Speaker 1: my speech. But I gave Taaling a speech before and
- 35:44Speaker 1: Tale looked at me like, hey, you fucked up your speech.
- 35:46Speaker 1: So I feel like I had to give that insurance policy.
- 35:50Speaker 1: So Friday night goes by, you boys not drinking, right,
- 35:52Speaker 1: because we already talked about how I'm not like I'm
- 35:55Speaker 1: all obsessed with this knee. I don't want to drink.
- 35:57Speaker 1: I don't want to do any of that stuff. I
- 35:59Speaker 1: just want to focus on football. Well, it was like
- 36:03Speaker 1: my Frank the Tank moment. Because Saturday gets here. We
- 36:06Speaker 1: hit breakfast with the boys. It's great, we're hanging out.
- 36:11Speaker 1: There was this a little like a town center about
- 36:14Speaker 1: five miles away. Town center, right, there's like thirteen people
- 36:17Speaker 1: there and it's beautiful. Hang out, have a good time,
- 36:20Speaker 1: go back, get some lunch. The boys start getting suited
- 36:22Speaker 1: and booted, getting ready, and now it's like game time.
- 36:24Speaker 1: We do our photos. It's it's like time to go.
- 36:28Speaker 1: We have like fifteen minutes before we go walk out.
- 36:30Speaker 1: Will is about to get married and Will is super nervous.
- 36:33Speaker 1: So everyone's like, let's do a shot for Will. And
- 36:36Speaker 1: I'm like, well, you know I can't not do a shot, right,
- 36:38Speaker 1: you're here for the boy? Is there? It is that
- 36:41Speaker 1: whiskey touched my lips and I was like, someone's going
- 36:45Speaker 1: to die tonight, and I hope to god it's not me.
- 36:49Speaker 1: But yeah, so Tailing, she doesn't have a mic, but
- 36:55Speaker 1: you gotta text with me at what time? Six twenty
- 36:58Speaker 1: six pm. I'm getting fucked up tonight. Prepare for the worst.
- 37:03Speaker 1: All things considered, I think it was a pretty good night.
- 37:06Speaker 1: Thank you. I appreciate that and Taylor, and I want
- 37:08Speaker 1: to give Taylor a shout out on just a classic
- 37:11Speaker 1: wife move. I was about four drinks in about fifteen
- 37:14Speaker 1: minutes to tail and start giving me the Hey, you
- 37:15Speaker 1: need to pace yourself, you need to do a chill,
- 37:17Speaker 1: you need to relax. And I was about to clap
- 37:19Speaker 1: her out.
- 37:20Speaker 3: Dude.
- 37:20Speaker 1: I was about to give her a ooh. I was
- 37:22Speaker 1: about to do the whole like couple fighting at the
- 37:24Speaker 1: wedding thing. I was getting hot about it. Dude, get it.
- 37:28Speaker 1: If you're gonna talk, Hey, if you're gonna talk, what's
- 37:31Speaker 1: fucking Let's put our big girl pants on. Let's get
- 37:32Speaker 1: in the mine.
- 37:33Speaker 4: You're trying to get hot at me, Sam, don't be
- 37:34Speaker 4: that wife. And I looked at you and said, I'm
- 37:36Speaker 4: not saying this as your wife. I'm saying this as
- 37:38Speaker 4: your friend. Yeah, I'm looking out for me. She was
- 37:40Speaker 4: definitely looking out for the boy dude. And uh yeah, dude,
- 37:44Speaker 4: I got four in. I hit up Harold because Harold
- 37:46Speaker 4: and I were like, we're not drinking this week. I'm like,
- 37:47Speaker 4: all right, I count a bill a buddy, and I
- 37:49Speaker 4: told Harold I'm drinking. He goes what he yeah, but
- 37:51Speaker 4: I'm just giving drink tequila and lime juice. I'm not
- 37:53Speaker 4: putting any sugar in my body and anything like that.
- 37:55Speaker 1: By the way, for those of you who want to
- 37:57Speaker 1: drink responsibly, I'm not talking about quantity. I'm talking about
- 38:00Speaker 1: how to feel better the next day. Because if you're
- 38:03Speaker 1: I don't know, like a seventeen to twenty four year old,
- 38:05Speaker 1: shit's not gonna phase you. So don't listen anything. I'm
- 38:07Speaker 1: saying anybody over the age of twenty four, listen up closely.
- 38:10Speaker 1: If your drink is brown, it's got a shitload of
- 38:13Speaker 1: sugar in it. You're gonna feel like asshole the next day.
- 38:16Speaker 1: If the clearer it is, the less sugar that's in it.
- 38:18Speaker 1: I'm a tequila guy. I'll do vodka, but I'd rather
- 38:21Speaker 1: do tequila. The Yeah Costamigos at the Wazoo, no free shoutouts.
- 38:26Speaker 1: Costa Migos clone, you better send me a goddamn check. Buddy,
- 38:30Speaker 1: I start drinking, Harold's like, okay, I'm in too, So
- 38:32Speaker 1: me and Harold start going drink for drink, all right.
- 38:35Speaker 1: Harold doesn't know that I like to play a game
- 38:37Speaker 1: when I drink. The game is called try to get
- 38:40Speaker 1: somebody else to die, so you don't look as bad, right,
- 38:44Speaker 1: So I go and I find two or three people.
- 38:45Speaker 1: I start scouting out my folks. I see Dennis Kelly,
- 38:50Speaker 1: who is a tank, but he can be taken down.
- 38:52Speaker 1: I see Harold Landry, low hanging fruit, so I don't
- 38:55Speaker 1: want to get him first. And I see Adam, and
- 39:00Speaker 1: I see Adam Bobo, and I'm okay, that's like, that's
- 39:03Speaker 1: the porridge thing, right. Dennis is too much, Harold's too little.
- 39:05Speaker 1: Maybe Bobo's my attack. So I get three drinks. I
- 39:08Speaker 1: start tossing them out, and I had everybody with the
- 39:10Speaker 1: same thing. Oh, Alex was one too, but I and
- 39:13Speaker 1: Alex was a little bit of a vault at first.
- 39:16Speaker 1: But listen, everyone gets cracked eventually, all right, with persistence.
- 39:21Speaker 1: I get the drinks for these boys, and I hand
- 39:22Speaker 1: it to him. Alex had his own drink in his hand.
- 39:25Speaker 1: I had him with, I had him with. Hey, chug
- 39:28Speaker 1: this drink. Dennis Kelly chugs the drink unfazed. Adam Bobo
- 39:32Speaker 1: chugs the drink, starts screaming. Harold Landry chokes the drink
- 39:35Speaker 1: and makes a face like he's about to throw it
- 39:37Speaker 1: right then, and there I do not choke my drink.
- 39:39Speaker 1: I sip casually. Now listen before we start thinking, oh,
- 39:43Speaker 1: you don't drink. I was getting the fuck after it,
- 39:46Speaker 1: but I need to make sure. There were a couple
- 39:48Speaker 1: other people that were also as lit as me towards
- 39:50Speaker 1: the end of the night, so it wasn't just a
- 39:52Speaker 1: remember what Taylor did story you don't want to wake
- 39:54Speaker 1: up in the morning as a guy. It's like, oh,
- 39:55Speaker 1: remember what Taylor did? And everyone's feeling great and you're
- 39:58Speaker 1: you're writing free hand poetry with a quick in your room,
- 40:01Speaker 1: like you don't want that shit to go down for you,
- 40:04Speaker 1: So I start doing I hit Alex like a Alex
- 40:06Speaker 1: took that drink. He said he's with his wife Meg, right, Maggie,
- 40:09Speaker 1: Maggie MEGGI Meggie, Meggie with an E, and Meggie's like, hey,
- 40:13Speaker 1: looks at me, all fucked pompous. I'm not that guy, pal,
- 40:17Speaker 1: you know he's the hey, pal, you're not that guy.
- 40:20Speaker 1: But he's saying I'm not that guy. He doesn't do it,
- 40:22Speaker 1: and I'm like, all right, Alex is out. I go
- 40:25Speaker 1: back to Dennis. He chugs a drink. I'm drinking and
- 40:27Speaker 1: drink I get Harold drinking and drink. Now, Harold's playing
- 40:29Speaker 1: a game with me too called let's count the drinks.
- 40:32Speaker 1: Well whatever. Harold would always say his number first. I
- 40:34Speaker 1: would just add two, so he'll be like, what are
- 40:36Speaker 1: you at? I'm like, well, we are you at one?
- 40:38Speaker 1: I'm at three? What? He'd run and go get a drink? Hey,
- 40:40Speaker 1: where are you at? Oh? I'm at five? Okay, I'm
- 40:42Speaker 1: at seven?
- 40:43Speaker 3: What?
- 40:43Speaker 1: Go guy, whatever, give a drink. Everything was going great
- 40:47Speaker 1: until the speeches started. Dude and I I'm like, I'm
- 40:54Speaker 1: like the groovesman table like, we go get her food
- 40:56Speaker 1: tail and goes to pump cause said, she's an unbelievable mom.
- 40:58Speaker 1: She's going to pump them taties, get that milk out
- 41:00Speaker 1: for the babies. I go up, I get her. I
- 41:02Speaker 1: come back down, and the speeches are going to start,
- 41:06Speaker 1: but I go over and then the best table is
- 41:08Speaker 1: at the best two tables are at the far end
- 41:10Speaker 1: of the tent. It's where Darren Bates is. His wife
- 41:13Speaker 1: would shout out, Darren Bates's wife, She's a fucking queen.
- 41:16Speaker 3: Dude.
- 41:16Speaker 1: That chicker rips Darren bates wife. Harold is there, Dennis
- 41:21Speaker 1: is there with his wife also a queen. But Bates,
- 41:24Speaker 1: she bakes his wife showed out. So hey, Jerryan you
- 41:26Speaker 1: like listen next time you see me. I showed out
- 41:27Speaker 1: a little bit more. Harold's there, Bobo's there, Bobo's date there, Molly,
- 41:32Speaker 1: who's a cool chick. She's chest pumping me in the
- 41:34Speaker 1: middle of the night. It was hilarious. And I for you,
- 41:36Speaker 1: who is Who's Jayon Brown? Was there?
- 41:39Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 41:39Speaker 1: Ryan from hank Ten. Ryan from Hank Ten, walking a mustache,
- 41:42Speaker 1: quiet cat though he's someone you need in the group.
- 41:44Speaker 1: He's gonna have all ten people going crazy. You need
- 41:46Speaker 1: that one guy who's in the back corner, chilling. Ryan
- 41:49Speaker 1: was there too, so he added he added some good value,
- 41:51Speaker 1: even though I didn't remember that he was there for
- 41:52Speaker 1: a second. But she boy was a couple of drinks in,
- 41:54Speaker 1: so it's all good. And uh uh. Bill Compton goes up. Now,
- 42:00Speaker 1: I've been to a few weddings. I'm gonna go back
- 42:01Speaker 1: a little bit to February when I was at my
- 42:03Speaker 1: brother Chris Arnold's wedding. There's a guy named Jed Blinder.
- 42:07Speaker 1: This kid is fit for a goddamn straight jacket. But
- 42:10Speaker 1: he brought that he brought the noise, he brought the heat.
- 42:12Speaker 1: He made everybody feel comfortable the entire time we did
- 42:15Speaker 1: a speech thing, and every test time someone got up,
- 42:18Speaker 1: he would be screaming at the top of his lungs
- 42:20Speaker 1: for that person. And I thought to myself, next morning
- 42:22Speaker 1: I go through, I'm gonna be that guy for these
- 42:24Speaker 1: people going up to get the speeches. Bill Kompton gets
- 42:27Speaker 1: up there, I start fucking ye ye, start getting after
- 42:31Speaker 1: it for him. And it's like it started getting popular,
- 42:34Speaker 1: right because Boba starts doing it, Alex starts doing it.
- 42:37Speaker 1: Everyone's like cheering for Bill. Bill gets up there, and
- 42:40Speaker 1: do you think Bill's by like walking to the UFC
- 42:42Speaker 1: Watch out, watch out? Like he's fucking feeling himself now
- 42:45Speaker 1: he's strutting the arms out. Bill gets up, cranks out
- 42:49Speaker 1: a beautiful speech. He could see him tear up a
- 42:50Speaker 1: little bit. It was beautiful. It's nice. It's about five
- 42:55Speaker 1: minutes long, right, which is where you cap the speech.
- 42:59Speaker 1: So where you cat those things. Anything over five minutes
- 43:01Speaker 1: you're losing people. Bill does a great job. Bill goes
- 43:05Speaker 1: and says, down, Charles Dad, what's Charles Dad's name, mister Bishop.
- 43:11Speaker 1: So mister Bishop gets up there now let me explain
- 43:14Speaker 1: mister Bishop to you. You meet mister Bishop and missus Bishop,
- 43:19Speaker 1: you can see why Charles the way she is. Those
- 43:21Speaker 1: two were the smartest people in the room. You can feel,
- 43:23Speaker 1: you could see it when you talk to them. They
- 43:24Speaker 1: just vibrated a higher frequency of intelligence. Extremely smart people.
- 43:29Speaker 1: Mister Bishop gets up, He's got his phone. He starts
- 43:32Speaker 1: to speech off and he starts the thing off going,
- 43:35Speaker 1: I'll make this short and sweet. So I'm like, all right,
- 43:38Speaker 1: we're about to go two for two. Starts talking and
- 43:41Speaker 1: then he starts saying, starts talking about Charles and how
- 43:44Speaker 1: much he's adversity, she's gone through and stuff like that,
- 43:46Speaker 1: and then goes, I'm not going to tell her life story.
- 43:49Speaker 1: In the same breath, goes when Charles was five, and
- 43:51Speaker 1: then proceeds to tell us charles life story and dance
- 43:56Speaker 1: Charles and tribulations what she's gone through. I'm fine, I'm
- 43:59Speaker 1: sitting down. Adam Bobo and Harold Landry are not okay.
- 44:04Speaker 1: Harold thinks every other word that mister Bishop says is
- 44:06Speaker 1: the funniest goddamn thing that ever happened in his life.
- 44:10Speaker 1: He's doing the theatric. I'm seven feet away from mister
- 44:16Speaker 1: Bishop and Bobo, who I'm like, hey, guys, like thirty seven,
- 44:20Speaker 1: he could probably helped me out. He's an adult, helped
- 44:22Speaker 1: me out with Harold Bobo starts fucking buy into it.
- 44:26Speaker 1: And now I got two children laughing their ass off
- 44:29Speaker 1: and mister Bishop trying to have a moment, staring at
- 44:31Speaker 1: his daughter, also staring at his phone, also sliding a
- 44:33Speaker 1: bunch because that was the long ass speech, staring at uh,
- 44:37Speaker 1: staring at his daughter, and I'm like trying to calm
- 44:39Speaker 1: them down. I can't. Me and Mollie Bobo's day were
- 44:42Speaker 1: sitting there like hurting cats, trying to get these two
- 44:45Speaker 1: to just shut it, and it hardly works. My worst
- 44:48Speaker 1: nightmer was gonna when mister Bishop like turned and looked
- 44:50Speaker 1: at us like, hey, please stop. But he didn't do that,
- 44:52Speaker 1: thank God. So mister Bishop hits us with I'm not
- 44:56Speaker 1: going to over exaggerate an eighteen minute long speech? Right?
- 45:00Speaker 1: Is that close? Alex?
- 45:01Speaker 3: I would say nine? You think Bill's was two, and
- 45:08Speaker 3: then mister Bishops was probably closer to eight or nine. Yeah,
- 45:11Speaker 3: I think that's about right.
- 45:12Speaker 1: I cut their micsuff, so, uh, mister Bishop had an
- 45:14Speaker 1: eighteen minute long speech. The stories he told were amazing.
- 45:18Speaker 1: I loved it. But when you're over here taking two
- 45:20Speaker 1: children that are also your size, it was a tough
- 45:23Speaker 1: task for your boy.
- 45:24Speaker 3: Was it your idea to tell Harold to start drinking waters?
- 45:26Speaker 3: Because he ended up with three tables worth of waters
- 45:29Speaker 3: in front of him.
- 45:30Speaker 1: He will, okay, we'll get to that. Yes, Harold had
- 45:33Speaker 1: so many waters in front of him, and then, oh, spoiler,
- 45:36Speaker 1: what do you happen when you drink a shitl little water? Herald?
- 45:38Speaker 1: He had to pee halfway through mister Bishop's speech, and
- 45:40Speaker 1: we'll not fucking stopped talking about how he' to pee
- 45:42Speaker 1: mister Bishop's speech. And I'm just trying to be respectful
- 45:45Speaker 1: because i know I'm gonna end up in a river
- 45:47Speaker 1: in a second. So no, I'm about to use all
- 45:49Speaker 1: my tokens of grace in about forty five minutes. And
- 45:53Speaker 1: these speeches are over, so Harold keeps talking anyway. Mister
- 45:56Speaker 1: Bishop gets Done's a beautiful moment we can start to seeing.
- 45:59Speaker 1: Will you start to see will do the back and
- 46:00Speaker 1: forth knee dance like his knees are starting. He's been
- 46:02Speaker 1: standing up for a long time watching them give speeches.
- 46:04Speaker 1: Someone should have got them chairs. Then then Charles's maid
- 46:08Speaker 1: of honor gets up. Her speech is equally as long
- 46:11Speaker 1: as mister bishops, but she also starts slaying Will on
- 46:16Speaker 1: a few things. It's always about his teeth or his grammar,
- 46:19Speaker 1: which is nice, I guess. So the speech is finally in,
- 46:23Speaker 1: Harold sprints to the bathroom and takes his pee. And
- 46:27Speaker 1: now we get to the river park, which we're all
- 46:28Speaker 1: waiting for. Right, we're forty five mens into this thing.
- 46:30Speaker 1: It's time for me to start telling you about the river. Well,
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- 48:12Speaker 1: one to bring that up. But I'm doubling down on
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- 48:27Speaker 1: have this numb bit I do every time I go
- 48:30Speaker 1: to a wedding. At some point in the wedding, when
- 48:33Speaker 1: people are drinking having a good time. Usually it's at
- 48:34Speaker 1: night when it's dark and it's like towards me in
- 48:36Speaker 1: the night, people are dancing whatever, And I go and
- 48:39Speaker 1: I tell everybody not to pay attention to me, and
- 48:41Speaker 1: I pretend to be laid pasted out on the floor
- 48:44Speaker 1: and I have somebody grab my phone and pan across
- 48:46Speaker 1: all these people just talking and joining themselves, and then
- 48:49Speaker 1: pointed at me. Laying on the ground like a dead corpse.
- 48:53Speaker 1: Why Because I think it's funny and I'll tak myself
- 48:55Speaker 1: too seriously. I also don't read a lot of comments,
- 48:57Speaker 1: but when this video came out that I'm about to
- 48:59Speaker 1: explain some of y'all and I don't want to. I
- 49:01Speaker 1: mean this, with all due respect, are absolute idiots. There's
- 49:04Speaker 1: no why would I post that video if I was
- 49:07Speaker 1: actually face down in a river. First off, I'd be
- 49:09Speaker 1: in a hospital. So you can't actually think that I'm
- 49:12Speaker 1: that fucked up, right, I'm to harold nine drinks in
- 49:16Speaker 1: in real life, seven drinks in now, this is a
- 49:18Speaker 1: span for three four hours, okay, So I know Jack's
- 49:20Speaker 1: trying to do the math. I couldn't drive, but I
- 49:23Speaker 1: was okay, right because we don't drink and drive, folks
- 49:25Speaker 1: not here. So I get a bunch of people to
- 49:27Speaker 1: start coming out, well back up real quick. Will knows
- 49:30Speaker 1: I'm going to do this. Will Will's very aware that
- 49:33Speaker 1: I'm about to do the river thing. We've talked about it.
- 49:35Speaker 1: He thinks it's hilarious. This will never piss off a
- 49:37Speaker 1: guy like Will, Like we said, it so easy going
- 49:40Speaker 1: and he's all about that content. He's all about them clicks.
- 49:42Speaker 1: And he knew right then and there that this is
- 49:43Speaker 1: going to get clicks. So I start bringing people out,
- 49:46Speaker 1: and originally I was going to be completely naked. Now
- 49:50Speaker 1: let me tell you something. That water cold bough, all right?
- 49:53Speaker 1: And is it a mirror of Doulah, what's it? Yeah?
- 49:57Speaker 1: Will's told me some things about our boy, a mirror
- 49:59Speaker 1: of Doula, all right, and that thing. I can't let
- 50:02Speaker 1: be naked into cold water and him looking at me.
- 50:04Speaker 1: I lose a lot of respect for the boy, if
- 50:05Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. You know, I lose a
- 50:07Speaker 1: lot of respect on my end of the tree because
- 50:09Speaker 1: my man allegedly right allegedly now he's got a girl
- 50:12Speaker 1: and everything. So but it's like that Budweizer can right there.
- 50:16Speaker 1: That's what we're talking about. That's his peace, that's what
- 50:18Speaker 1: that's that's Will's words, not mine. I haven't seen it,
- 50:23Speaker 1: but we all peak. We've talked about that. So I'm like,
- 50:26Speaker 1: I'm gonna go undies, all right, because your boy's a
- 50:28Speaker 1: little and secure now, right. So I have my dress,
- 50:30Speaker 1: shoes on, my socks. I stripped down and I tell
- 50:33Speaker 1: these people to come out, and I say, hey, just
- 50:34Speaker 1: don't don't pay attention to me, And so what do
- 50:38Speaker 1: they do?
- 50:39Speaker 5: Not?
- 50:39Speaker 1: No one fucking listens at all. No one listens. They say,
- 50:42Speaker 1: they go, what do you do? I'm like, just ship
- 50:44Speaker 1: the funding. It's like, chill. All I care about is
- 50:46Speaker 1: blosketing the shaw of you guys looking like nothing's going on,
- 50:49Speaker 1: and made deadness River. So if you watch the video,
- 50:52Speaker 1: originally there's a bunch of sticks, so I thought it'd
- 50:55Speaker 1: be hilarious. And my dead corpse was like face down
- 50:58Speaker 1: over the sticks, like my legs would be in the air,
- 51:00Speaker 1: like he's, oh, he's for sure dead. I start going down.
- 51:04Speaker 1: And what I do is I so I don't spend
- 51:07Speaker 1: three minutes in the water and actually die. I'm staring
- 51:09Speaker 1: at bloss waiting for him to start the pan. And
- 51:10Speaker 1: once he starts the pan, I know, I'm up. Your
- 51:12Speaker 1: boys up next, So I'm I see him start the pan,
- 51:15Speaker 1: I go face down, I get up. I think the
- 51:17Speaker 1: SHOT's great. I walk back the listen. That's a raging river,
- 51:22Speaker 1: all right. They call it white water for a reason.
- 51:24Speaker 1: That's when the water's going fast enough it hits the rocks,
- 51:26Speaker 1: it makes white water. It wasn't an easy task getting
- 51:29Speaker 1: back and forth from that thing. But you boys got commitment.
- 51:31Speaker 1: I came back out.
- 51:32Speaker 3: I go.
- 51:32Speaker 1: Boss had to go. He goes, oh, we can cut
- 51:33Speaker 1: some things, blah blah blah. Alex, being the good friend
- 51:36Speaker 1: he is, goes, it'd be better. Who was just one
- 51:38Speaker 1: shot though, so I had to get my ass back
- 51:40Speaker 1: out there. Finally, people decide that the naked six seven,
- 51:44Speaker 1: three hundred and ten guy is no longer an interest
- 51:46Speaker 1: to us, and they turn around. They start talking and
- 51:48Speaker 1: I go, I they what we say? There's a giant
- 51:51Speaker 1: There's a giant rock. And I was like, I'll just
- 51:52Speaker 1: drape my corpse over this rock instead. We got the shot.
- 51:56Speaker 1: It's unbelievable. I think it's I think it's top notch, hilarious, hilarious,
- 52:00Speaker 1: I think. And it's filmed like something from the office,
- 52:02Speaker 1: like a bunch of people talking and then it pans in.
- 52:04Speaker 1: It's just like all here's water and no one talking anymore,
- 52:06Speaker 1: and this zooms in shaky camera and everything. Boss did
- 52:10Speaker 1: a great job, dude. That was fun. The wedding was
- 52:12Speaker 1: all time, man, it was really it was a really
- 52:14Speaker 1: good time. But after this I had I'm not wearing
- 52:16Speaker 1: my suit anymore. I'm not gonna go put on a
- 52:17Speaker 1: monkey suit again. I'm I'm gonna go put my Dale
- 52:20Speaker 1: Earned hard shirt, a black pair of shorts and some shoes.
- 52:23Speaker 1: Now it's freezing the whole time because everyone says, oh,
- 52:25Speaker 1: it's eighty in Montana right now. Fun fact, it was
- 52:28Speaker 1: like like fifty. I don't know, but I was freezing
- 52:31Speaker 1: cold towards the other night. But then we turned it up.
- 52:35Speaker 1: Then the crew started to really start to ramp it up.
- 52:37Speaker 1: We walk in, Will starts. They put up Masterpiece by
- 52:41Speaker 1: the Baby. That song fucks so hard and obviously the
- 52:44Speaker 1: Tier one, the Tier twos, and the Tier threes that
- 52:46Speaker 1: are listening to this right now, you know that me
- 52:48Speaker 1: and Will love that song. All these guys start getting
- 52:51Speaker 1: around Will. They put the song on. There's this giant
- 52:52Speaker 1: camera and Will starts doing his own music video, this thing,
- 52:55Speaker 1: which I can't wait for it to come out. It
- 52:57Speaker 1: was top dude. It was so fucking funny this shit
- 53:00Speaker 1: he was doing. We're jumping around dancing. Will can't dance
- 53:03Speaker 1: for shit, dude, Will can't fucking dance at all. It's
- 53:06Speaker 1: hilarious because charl can cut shit down with her moves, Dude.
- 53:10Speaker 1: If she swung around too fast. She knock a tree down.
- 53:13Speaker 1: That's how fucking hard she rips on the dance floor.
- 53:15Speaker 1: And it's not like you can tell who the professional
- 53:19Speaker 1: cheerleader slash dancers are. I don't want to sound disrespectful.
- 53:21Speaker 1: It's like calling a massage therapist and masseuse. I don't
- 53:23Speaker 1: know what the terminology is, but these these women are
- 53:27Speaker 1: getting the fuck after it. Yeah that's Will. Have you
- 53:29Speaker 1: guys seen the video of Daron Baits posting God, it's
- 53:32Speaker 1: hilous it. Will was hopping around like he's like Scottish
- 53:34Speaker 1: or whatever they're doing. Hey, yeah, he's just stomping around.
- 53:40Speaker 1: But it was so funny. And then like they're playing
- 53:43Speaker 1: like a swag surf and uh, what was the what
- 53:48Speaker 1: was the other? Anyway, it's a bunch of different dance
- 53:50Speaker 1: songs and it's like a cluster of dudes doing whatever
- 53:54Speaker 1: and then women breaking that shit down Like shit, you
- 53:58Speaker 1: just kind of get a chair and go, I don't
- 54:00Speaker 1: be disrespectful, but I'm just gonna watch this because this
- 54:02Speaker 1: is like poetry emotion they're getting Like, dude, this little
- 54:07Speaker 1: lee girl, I'm getting a drink at the bar and
- 54:10Speaker 1: I gently stepped back on her foot. She says, I
- 54:12Speaker 1: broke her toe. She said, she's goddamn liars what she is,
- 54:15Speaker 1: but I step on the back of her foot. Kenny
- 54:17Speaker 1: Will's groovesman goes, I saw the whole thing. Don't worry
- 54:20Speaker 1: she wants to make an elaborate thing out of it.
- 54:22Speaker 1: I respect it. I got some big feet and I
- 54:24Speaker 1: was wearing my dressed shoes still at the time. Stepped
- 54:26Speaker 1: on her toe and she's like, you boke my toe.
- 54:27Speaker 1: You broke my toe. Allegedly was crying in the corner. Well,
- 54:31Speaker 1: I don't know if she took some percosets or something,
- 54:33Speaker 1: because fifteen minutes later, this woman is getting down like
- 54:37Speaker 1: I shouldn't be looking, like looking at this girl with
- 54:39Speaker 1: my wife around down like she's getting the fuck after
- 54:41Speaker 1: it in a fun, happy, go lucky way. But that
- 54:44Speaker 1: thing was moving up and down. I was like, I
- 54:45Speaker 1: don't know what to do right. Girls were dancing ever
- 54:47Speaker 1: as well. But it's like one section is like people
- 54:50Speaker 1: are these women know exactly what they're doing, and the
- 54:52Speaker 1: other section is just dudes jumping and hitting each other.
- 54:56Speaker 1: The combination of people with slayers and it would go
- 54:58Speaker 1: from like rap music like the Baby On then all
- 55:00Speaker 1: of a sudden, Big and Rich comes on like a
- 55:01Speaker 1: country song like save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy, back
- 55:04Speaker 1: and forth. So it was like a it was just
- 55:06Speaker 1: it was just a fun, fun time. Dude. We had
- 55:08Speaker 1: a great time. So they call last call at eleven
- 55:11Speaker 1: o'clock and I'm like, I get Harold. Harold. Harold is
- 55:14Speaker 1: now a walking zombie to him, I'm at forty two,
- 55:20Speaker 1: and he sees that whatever never he can tell me.
- 55:23Speaker 1: But he's been drinking waters so like like a lot,
- 55:26Speaker 1: so like my boys, my boy's working through it. Bobo
- 55:29Speaker 1: lost him for a little bit, but he's back. Dennis
- 55:31Speaker 1: Kelly like a fucking Clydestale dude. The guy was just
- 55:35Speaker 1: literally could have had like an ivy drip of alcohol
- 55:37Speaker 1: into his vein and he would have been totally fine.
- 55:39Speaker 1: The guy. I've never in my life seen a man
- 55:41Speaker 1: drink the way he does. Jay's ripped up two. I
- 55:44Speaker 1: feel like I have to say Ja's name because I
- 55:45Speaker 1: love the boy. So they're calling, They're making last call,
- 55:49Speaker 1: and in my head, I'm like, if I'm drinking for
- 55:51Speaker 1: the first time, and however many months we went for
- 55:54Speaker 1: me a year earlier, let's call it eighteen now, so
- 55:56Speaker 1: it look cooler. I want this party to keep going
- 56:00Speaker 1: across the street. This is bar called Corral. Corral. What
- 56:03Speaker 1: do you do with people? You crawled them around? They
- 56:06Speaker 1: call last call, We get the microphone. We say we're
- 56:08Speaker 1: doing the Sparkler thing. Will cannot speak. Will Will can't
- 56:15Speaker 1: Will is exactly what Lee described him as when they
- 56:18Speaker 1: met him. He can't talk. I think his old teeth
- 56:20Speaker 1: came back for a second. He was like like eyes
- 56:23Speaker 1: were closed. It was the lights around, but no one
- 56:27Speaker 1: was home. Like he was dead body and like me
- 56:29Speaker 1: and Charro shout out to Charles. She danced her ass
- 56:32Speaker 1: off all night, drank all night and was still like
- 56:34Speaker 1: crushing it. Like I think she sweated it all out.
- 56:35Speaker 1: She was like getting after it. We're like slapping one
- 56:38Speaker 1: of the face. We're hitting him, going hey man, listen,
- 56:40Speaker 1: like you've got. All you gotta do is just walk
- 56:42Speaker 1: and go to your room and consummate your marriage. It's
- 56:45Speaker 1: all you gotta do is walk and go to your room.
- 56:47Speaker 1: Twenty minutes goes by, Sparklers are almost ran out, and
- 56:50Speaker 1: we finally get Will to start walking, and I have
- 56:52Speaker 1: this beautiful photo of Will. He I don't know. I
- 56:55Speaker 1: think an aunt. He tripped over an ant or something
- 56:57Speaker 1: like that, dude, and he fell over. He's dead on
- 56:59Speaker 1: the fo Charles laughing. You can tell her. She look
- 57:02Speaker 1: concerned her face though, like is he gonna die like this? It?
- 57:05Speaker 1: And he's he gets up. I'm pretty sure he finds
- 57:07Speaker 1: bloss somehow at the camera and points at the camera.
- 57:09Speaker 1: You said you put it out the camera day? Is
- 57:11Speaker 1: that using it? Yeah? Boss is standing over top of him.
- 57:16Speaker 1: He points the camera and they they go on their
- 57:18Speaker 1: merry way. Me new mission. Everybody's going to corral, that's
- 57:22Speaker 1: what we're doing. So I start hurting the cats. Alex
- 57:25Speaker 1: hits me with dude, I already threw up twice. Okay,
- 57:29Speaker 1: I threw I threw up in the river once. I
- 57:31Speaker 1: threw up. Oh so Alex in the beginning. Then, as
- 57:37Speaker 1: we've already referred, I go, hey, Chuck, that goes not
- 57:39Speaker 1: that guy. Pal Fast forward an hour and a half later,
- 57:42Speaker 1: I hit him again, just hey, maybe lightning will strike.
- 57:45Speaker 1: I'm hey, chug that drink. He stares me in the
- 57:47Speaker 1: eyes and just cranks the thing down this whole time,
- 57:49Speaker 1: just cranks it done. Get him a new one, cranks
- 57:52Speaker 1: it again. This man vault is open. All the cash
- 57:55Speaker 1: is out. You've been robbed, buddy, you were done. He's
- 57:58Speaker 1: out it, he's out here. But guess what the man
- 58:00Speaker 1: kept going. I start telling people we're going to corral.
- 58:03Speaker 1: I think some people said to me, we're not going.
- 58:05Speaker 1: I said, look over, this is what we look up
- 58:06Speaker 1: this guy? What do you see? You see stars? When
- 58:10Speaker 1: you see stars? What do we all want to be in? Left?
- 58:11Speaker 1: We all want to be stars. Think about all your hope,
- 58:13Speaker 1: streams and ambitions. So where's it at? It's act for no.
- 58:15Speaker 1: I don't I don't want that. I don't want to
- 58:17Speaker 1: want this star. But where'd you go? He went to corral?
- 58:20Speaker 1: We hit like tailing. You better not, you better not
- 58:23Speaker 1: do this. Forty people went now, not less forty or
- 58:28Speaker 1: forty plus. We walk into this place. It is we're
- 58:31Speaker 1: in Montana. We're not just in Montana. We're off a
- 58:34Speaker 1: highway in Montana, like where there's like six people maybe
- 58:37Speaker 1: in this entire bar, all locals. And there's this one dude,
- 58:41Speaker 1: his name was I think Earning or something like that,
- 58:43Speaker 1: has been going there for like thirty years. He was
- 58:44Speaker 1: a logger. We get a tab going. The whole crew
- 58:48Speaker 1: is getting after it there's country music playing. When we
- 58:49Speaker 1: get in there. Within five minutes, Darren Bates has a
- 58:51Speaker 1: new speaker. That music is now off and he's playing
- 58:53Speaker 1: whatever music he wants. Bluetooth these people on the table,
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- 1:00:55Speaker 1: Will always do that. So well, yeah, so we get
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: to the corral. Now, I wasn't gonna say this before,
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: but because of the story, I'm gonna say this part.
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: I take my credit card out and I'm gonna do
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: everybody a solid because we're in Montege. How much can
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: it be your cost here? I have no idea. I
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: give the guy my credit card and I say, hey,
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: opening a tab for the whole entire bar. Anybody who's
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: or is a drink between now, when I leave, it's
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: on me this. He goes for the locals too. He
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: was this guy Earn I think Earning. I think Ernest
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: Earnie or something like that. He is a logger. Guy's outstanding.
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: He's been going there forever. He uh, anyway, he was appreciative.
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: We started, we were hanging out. Taylan has decided Taylor
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: is my wife. For those of you who are Neil.
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: Taylor has decided that Harold hasn't been drinking as much
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: as he says he's been drinking. Because Harold is coherently
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: looking tailor in the eyes, speaking perfectly English, saying I'm
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: so fucked up right now. Oh I'm so drunk right now.
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: And Taylor goes this dude as drunk as he thinks
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: he is. So someone goes, gets a vodka water, tries
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: to give it to Harold. Harold says, I don't want
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: that drink. Taylor goes, he's gonna have that drink in
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: her head. She takes his water cup in front of
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: his face and pours the entire drink into his cup
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: and then handed to him and then says, hey, chug
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: that water. Right, says chug that water Alex. Alex is
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: looking at Harold like, please, God, don't do this.
- 1:02:12Speaker 5: And I were passing that water cup back and forth.
- 1:02:14Speaker 5: So this is also my water cup. Now that is
- 1:02:16Speaker 5: now vodka, So Harold. Harold's looking at to Harold's recollection.
- 1:02:22Speaker 5: On the flight home, He's looking at Alice, going, why
- 1:02:25Speaker 5: is this dude staring at me so weird?
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: Like what's he want? Not knowing that Alice is just
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: trying to save a life, right, He's just trying to
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: save a human being from the uncertain death of throwing up.
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: Harold chugs the drink per Talon's request, immediately stands up,
- 1:02:38Speaker 1: immediately runs out of the bar, and immediately starts vomiting.
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: He says, he opened his mouth and it did not stop.
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: He lost it all out there. He comes back in,
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: he comes to me like a sad puppy, says, I
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: just threw up, and I start giving him the hey, buddy,
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: it's all good. When you throw up. He feels so
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: much better the next day. Think about this not gonna
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: be in your system anymore. It's all good. And he goes.
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: He goes, well, I threw up. I still drunk. It's like, yeah,
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: it doesn't just sit in your stomach like the ship goes,
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: and it goes across your body and it's what it does.
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: So that was the end of Harold's night. I think
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: he went home right after that. The wedding was outstanding.
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: The place is great, that people were great. I think overall,
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: it doesn't matter about the venue. It never does. It's
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: all about the people you bring around. And everybody was.
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: It was down to party that weekend. Everyone had a
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: great time. It was awesome. Side note, Will's brother Cody
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: was the joking scroll at the party of the entire
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: week the weekend by far. Yeah with Taylor and she
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: has a a mic. She said. At one point Cody
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: had a glass in his hand and he just shattered
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: it in his hand. That's kind of shit we were
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: dealing with. But that was the wedding. It was unbelievable.
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- 1:06:46Speaker 1: This week on Buffing with the Bulls? Yeah, boy, gotta
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: get words out. Listen. We had a great time. Let's
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: see some current events. Sure, let's oh listen events. This
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: is a big one. And I don't know, like, I
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: don't even know how to approach it because you don't
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: ever want to be that guy.
- 1:07:08Speaker 3: What is this.
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: Of what you're about to?
- 1:07:12Speaker 3: Oh?
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: I know who Carl Nasab is. Uh okay, So recently
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: in the NFL, Carl Nazub is the first active NFL
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: player to come out as homosexual. People say Michael Sam
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: was the first one. I think the difference between these
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: two is that Michael Sam never actually played a real
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: step in the NFL game. He played some preseason, but
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: I think I think that's about it. Carl just sounded
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: like a three year, twenty four point three million dollars
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: deal with the Las Vegas Raiders. Here's my stance on
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: the whole thing. I don't care if you're gay. I
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: don't give I don't think it truly matters what your
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: sexual orientation is. I think if anybody really does care
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: that much, like your dude, like, shit's not affecting you
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: if you're gay or straight, Like we shouldn't. We shouldn't
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: have to tell people are sexual orientation unless like it's
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: in a conversation and we're like, yeah, by the way,
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. But given that Carl is
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: the first one to come out, I think, you know,
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: people say it's super brave, and it is. I think
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: for him to come out and say the things he
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: did about being gay, I and he said it great
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: in his in his comments, he said, I hope someday
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: like we don't have to do this where you don't
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: have to come out as it's just it's just part
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: of the deal. And that's and I one hundred percent
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: I agree with it because as a straight guy who cares,
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: you know, it's not like he's gonna try to come
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: get you, Like what do you like? What are you
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: mad about? Like if someone's gay or straight or bisexual
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: or or whatever it is, it doesn't make a lot
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: of sense to me for people to be uh all
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: hung up on that shit be cause it's like, you know, jokingly,
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: like if I was a single dude, it's like, Okay, good,
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: one less dude out of the way, more for me
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: and you right, like a Will Ferrell skit, but like,
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: I don't know's here?
- 1:08:56Speaker 3: Yeah, something just walked in. It was Oh, he's Brad,
- 1:09:02Speaker 3: he's working on the new music segment. We're oh cool. Yeah,
- 1:09:06Speaker 3: So Carl came out as gay. I think I'm super
- 1:09:08Speaker 3: happy for him to be able to get that. If
- 1:09:10Speaker 3: he felt it was necessary to say that, I think
- 1:09:12Speaker 3: it's gonna be awesome for anybody else. They you know,
- 1:09:15Speaker 3: the talk in the locker room a lot is like
- 1:09:18Speaker 3: they say, like there's two three statistically two or three
- 1:09:21Speaker 3: guys in each locker room that might be gay and
- 1:09:24Speaker 3: it's like if Carl being the guy to go be
- 1:09:27Speaker 3: the first one to do that.
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: I hope. I hope anybody who is gay and thinks
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: they need to say it or need to strength to
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: do it, I hope this is a cool opportunity and
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: for them to go, hey, like, you know, I'm also gay,
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: because it's like we got to stop living and like
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: giving people titles of like, who cares what your social
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: orientation is? It's ridiculous.
- 1:09:46Speaker 3: Have you played with guys who are openly gay in
- 1:09:48Speaker 3: the locker room but maybe haven't gone publicly to the media.
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: No, I've never not opened the gate to the locker room,
- 1:09:54Speaker 1: but I've played. I mean, I guess he's openly gay now.
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: It doesn't matter if I say anything. Eric Gunderson, he
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: was a he was uh. He and I were the same.
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: We both came in two thosand and nine into the
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: University of Michigan. He walked on played all five years.
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: He was my roommate my senior year. He's now openly
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: gay in a relationship with somebody, and I think he
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: lives in Chicago now, super happy about it, Like and
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, who cares?
- 1:10:19Speaker 3: You know?
- 1:10:20Speaker 1: I think another teammate of mine who I played with.
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: I don't know if he's out there openly, but he's gay.
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: That's it's like, I just I feel like it's so
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: weird to talk about, Like it's like it's Taylor brought
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: up a good point when the when the Dave Portnoy
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: sex tape came out and she's like watching it, She's like, Oh,
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: I don't need to see this. None of my business.
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: And now that's kind of how I feel talking about
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: this is like, this ship is none of my business.
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: It's none of our business with people's sexual orientation is
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: at all. And if you're uncomfortable with it, it's like,
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: you know, it's what's different shows for different folks. Like
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: if you're not in like, if you're not into it, whatever,
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: it's over. Did you see this clip of t O No,
- 1:10:58Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't do it, showed up.
- 1:11:00Speaker 3: To Dion Sanders camp and started going off on these
- 1:11:04Speaker 3: high school dvs.
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: Did he Yeah, to is a specimen. He's forty seven
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: years old. Yeah, oh broke kids off. Do you think
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: guys like the like t O Chado Tracinco, Yeah, guys
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: that are out of the game. You think that they
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: really could still come back in and play right now,
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think. I don't know if
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: guys can come back in or play or not because
- 1:11:27Speaker 1: the deal is is like I don't I don't know
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: how to know not content. I don't know how to
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: play wide receiver, Like I don't, like these are high
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: school kids, like stats, I don't know why I'm saying
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: statistics so much says none of these kids are gonna
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: make it, you know what I'm saying. Like, so you
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: don't know, like you get one of the best DB's
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: that's even like our first round kid Caleb Farley, who
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: wants all the smoke from everybody, like he might have
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: his ass up.
- 1:11:52Speaker 3: You know.
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: I don't know. That's such a foreign world to me,
- 1:11:54Speaker 1: the wide receiver and dB world. But I think it's
- 1:11:57Speaker 1: cool as shit to see this. I think it'd be
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: cool to get a guy like t O in a
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: locker room and then have him go play a preseason game. Yeah,
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: Like there's nothing it's not taking away from anybody except
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: for maybe a guy who's trying to actually make the team.
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: Like can put a guy there for a few snaps
- 1:12:12Speaker 1: and say, all right, go give it hell and see
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: what happens, and that'd be cool to see. But Ocho
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: Cinco says he could t o from the looks of it,
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: he looks Chris forty seven. He's jacked up. He looks
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: good at him. Shannon sharp O, Jo Cinko. I mean,
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: Joe Thomas couldn't play anymore, but he looks fantastic. Obviously cheating,
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: but like who cares, right, Like, do your thing, buddy.
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: I think I think that's bad ass. I think it'd
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: be cool if someone if they let a couple of
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: these guys strap up for a preseason game and go
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: out there and take some steps like, hey, these are
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: the three players are gonna run, that'd be pretty bad ass.
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: So this clip's from Uh, there's a bike race, do listen.
- 1:12:52Speaker 3: No, but it's good to see fans back out there, obviously,
- 1:12:56Speaker 3: And here's a there's a little fan interaction.
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: That went down this week. Oh good, oh good. Oh.
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: The guy in the blue in the front is so
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: happy he wasn't a part of that. Well, this is
- 1:13:11Speaker 1: it again. There's a absolute traffic jam. As nice to
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: see fans back out as nice to see fans about.
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: That's another thing with the NCAA and u NC State
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: and the Vanderbilt thing is, the stands are packed, no mask.
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: People are doing like it's literally like twenty nineteen all
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: over again. That's that's crazy. But I will say it's
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: unbelievable to get back to normal, whatever your stances on
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: the whole thing. I think all of us, one way
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: or another, want to go back to a regular world.
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: And I think the fact that we're getting to that
- 1:13:45Speaker 1: is is pretty fucking cool.
- 1:13:47Speaker 3: Uh.
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: The tight end you looks fire. I think it's badass
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: when these people do that.
- 1:13:53Speaker 3: I know.
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: I think Lane Johnson started like an old line one
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: as well. Von Miller doing a pass rush summit scares
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: the shit out to me because you know, if they
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: start talking about you, the baby, this is how you
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: beat this guy. I don't want those hands. I don't
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: want people to know things that maybe somebody else knows
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: about me. But the tight end you look sweet. I
- 1:14:09Speaker 1: actually work out at Lipskin University all time. Trent Dilford
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: there has done a really good job of setting up
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: at school the way he went in, and he is
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: having the best tight ends in the NFL. Go there
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: and just be there around those kids. I think that's
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: that's huge. And obviously Kittle is a he's a friend
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: of the bus and he's a friend of mine. I
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: think he's a that guy's he can do whatever he
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: wants after football. He's setting himself up. He's gonna be
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: he's gonna be well off in a lot of ways.
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: And I think he's he's doing it right.
- 1:14:37Speaker 3: Man.
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: I think I don't know how it is for these
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: high school kids. Gotta sneeze, hold on, it's coming. Bless you,
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: thank you, bless you, thank you, healing.
- 1:14:52Speaker 3: You.
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: I think when I like when I was in high
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: school and stuff, it was not high school. When you
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: get to college, it's like, hey, stay in your line
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: and you're an off it's a lineman, or stay in
- 1:15:01Speaker 1: your land, you're a tight end or whatever. All of
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: the wide receivers and the DB's and the running backs
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: to act like this and some of the quarterbacks. I
- 1:15:07Speaker 1: think it's cool now that people are able to find
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: a voice, and I think it happened a lot with
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: social media. Obviously the double edged sort of social media.
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: Everyone's in your business, but at the same time you
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: have to grow a brand, which is really cool. I
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: think for any kid who's listening. You have an opportunity
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: to go play college, you go play NFL. Like, there's
- 1:15:23Speaker 1: always gonna be the old school cats that are like,
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: you shouldn't do this, you shouldn't do that, you shouldn't
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: start a podcast, you shouldn't you know, be loud, and
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: I'm not just here's what you should do, because it'll
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: never fail. Be yourself. If yourself, you're not gonna have
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: all the friends in the world because you're not gonna
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: conform what everybody else wants, but you have a much
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: tighter friend group and you're gonna be a lot more
- 1:15:40Speaker 1: happy with what you're doing. Just be yourself and if
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: that means you want to go out and do a
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: bunch of stuff, as long as you focus on what's
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: most important, which whatever sports that is, then you're good
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: to go.
- 1:15:49Speaker 2: Man.
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: But I think Kittle is a perfect example of that.
- 1:15:52Speaker 1: Guy gets after it in the football field. He has
- 1:15:54Speaker 1: a lot of friends around him in the tight end
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: world and able to create something that's really cool and
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: and his brand is just blowing up.
- 1:16:02Speaker 2: Man.
- 1:16:02Speaker 1: He's like, you know, that's the crazy way for people
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: to monetize and make money now is like be yourself
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: and sell yourself and it's that's pretty badass, man. So
- 1:16:13Speaker 1: shout out to uh Kittle and the Boys and Kelsey
- 1:16:16Speaker 1: for doing the tight end new thing. That's rad. I
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