Latest / The Ben Maller Show / Hour 1 - I'm The Bad Guy
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- 0:01Speaker 1: We go.
- 0:02Speaker 2: Welcome, It's our number one. You have stumbled on to
- 0:07Speaker 2: the original recipe Ben Maller Show podcast. Here in our
- 0:10Speaker 2: number one on this thirtieth day of January, the last
- 0:16Speaker 2: Thursday in the month of January, and we have the
- 0:20Speaker 2: elbow room to go wherever we want. And we start
- 0:23Speaker 2: here in our number one with an old favorite, Travis Kelsey,
- 0:28Speaker 2: who says he's embracing the Chiefs as the number one
- 0:33Speaker 2: villains in the NFL. What is your viewpoint on that?
- 0:37Speaker 2: Kelsey also says the Chiefs haven't talked one time about
- 0:41Speaker 2: Super Bowl three Peete being on the table, not one time.
- 0:44Speaker 2: Media brings it up, but the players don't. Your thoughts
- 0:47Speaker 2: on that? Also, why did Andy Reid confirm that Kansas
- 0:52Speaker 2: City will be using trick plays in the Super Bowl?
- 0:57Speaker 3: We'll go there as well.
- 0:58Speaker 2: All of that and more coming up right now. It's
- 1:01Speaker 2: like a canister of ice. It's ice ice baby. In
- 1:05Speaker 2: our number one.
- 1:11Speaker 3: You gotta love the bad guy, gotta love it.
- 1:14Speaker 2: Wel come in not beginning of another night of the
- 1:20Speaker 2: Ben Mahlor Show. We are in the air everywhere, fellow Commoners.
- 1:28Speaker 3: We are wildly fun.
- 1:31Speaker 2: Coast to coast, border the border and beyond on the
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- 1:49Speaker 3: Microphones, and here we go again.
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- 2:08Speaker 2: should be. And right off, right out of the gates
- 2:11Speaker 2: here immediately in a bad mood, immediately in a bad mood.
- 2:15Speaker 3: Here.
- 2:15Speaker 2: Now, I left yesterday. The equipment was not was not
- 2:18Speaker 2: working properly, so I let Loraina know, I said, Loraina,
- 2:21Speaker 2: the equipment's not working.
- 2:22Speaker 3: Now, we have a.
- 2:23Speaker 2: Major engineering department here, people that know how to fix things.
- 2:27Speaker 2: So I assume by the time I came back into
- 2:29Speaker 2: the studio everything would be working.
- 2:31Speaker 3: And it's you hear that.
- 2:33Speaker 2: I don't know if you can hear that, But that's
- 2:34Speaker 2: the piece that's broken, which is still broken, which was
- 2:38Speaker 2: not fixed.
- 2:39Speaker 3: So I don't know why it was not fit. I
- 2:41Speaker 3: have no idea. I mean, maybe they goes out having
- 2:43Speaker 3: coffee or something.
- 2:43Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 2:44Speaker 2: What happened. But anyway, there you go. So the equipment
- 2:48Speaker 2: still still broken. So just i't to let you know,
- 2:51Speaker 2: like to lure all the affiliates down the line. The knob,
- 2:55Speaker 2: the knobby thingy not working, so you're worried about that.
- 2:59Speaker 2: That's fine, but the.
- 3:00Speaker 3: Show must go on.
- 3:01Speaker 2: So our lead this hour is from Soup super Bowl
- 3:06Speaker 2: fifteen nine. Now super Bowl fifty nine is not being
- 3:09Speaker 2: played this weekend, as you know. In fact, it won't
- 3:10Speaker 2: be played until the following Sunday. However, the calm before
- 3:15Speaker 2: the storm, the dreaded dead week, Now, there is no
- 3:19Speaker 2: such thing as a dead week. There was a point
- 3:21Speaker 2: in time when you did have the dead week, but
- 3:26Speaker 2: that doesn't exist anymore. So things picking up the next
- 3:29Speaker 2: couple of days. Now, we already had a couple of nuggets,
- 3:34Speaker 2: golden nuggets that were tossed out there as we get
- 3:37Speaker 2: cranked up the full blast. Now in the meantime, before
- 3:40Speaker 2: we get into all that, Travis Kelce, the gift that
- 3:44Speaker 2: keeps on giving, the tight end of your cans City Chiefs,
- 3:47Speaker 2: Travis Kelce, he has filled the sports take collection plate.
- 3:55Speaker 3: Now what has he done? What has he done?
- 3:57Speaker 4: Here?
- 3:57Speaker 2: If you didn't hear this, Maybe not bobably didn't. The
- 4:01Speaker 2: tight end Travis Kelcey saying recently that he and his
- 4:06Speaker 2: teammates they have embraced the villain role. They've embraced being
- 4:11Speaker 2: the bad guys as they attempt to win that third
- 4:15Speaker 2: Super Bowl in a row. Kelsey on his Fledgling podcast said,
- 4:19Speaker 2: I love it. He said, it makes us even more
- 4:22Speaker 2: of a family. Yes, it's all about that. Yeah, fa
- 4:26Speaker 2: M I L y fam a lee all day, All
- 4:30Speaker 2: right now. Kelsey added that he thinks the outside noise,
- 4:35Speaker 2: you know, people that have opinions that caused the NFL
- 4:38Speaker 2: to make all this money, that the outside noise is
- 4:43Speaker 2: helping to galvanize, helping to galvanize the Chiefs as they
- 4:47Speaker 2: are on their quest to get three championships in row.
- 4:51Speaker 2: He said, you just circle the wagons and blah blah
- 4:54Speaker 2: blah blah blah.
- 4:54Speaker 3: Al right, so let us discuss now. I added the
- 4:57Speaker 3: blah blah blah blah part that he didn't actually say that.
- 5:00Speaker 3: I added the blah blah blah blah blah. That was
- 5:02Speaker 3: not what he said. He said, we'll circle the wagons
- 5:04Speaker 3: and you just do that, all right.
- 5:05Speaker 2: So the question for the esteem panel, Travis Kelcey saying
- 5:10Speaker 2: that he and his teammates are embracing villain status for
- 5:17Speaker 2: this Super Bowl run.
- 5:18Speaker 3: Here, and what is your viewpoint on that?
- 5:20Speaker 2: So I have Darth Vader, Charlie Chaplin, and hot Dog
- 5:27Speaker 2: on a stick, three things that have never been combined
- 5:29Speaker 2: together in the history of radio, but here they.
- 5:34Speaker 3: Are all right.
- 5:35Speaker 2: So, and we'll combine these things together, and then we'll
- 5:38Speaker 2: actually make a knob that will be fixed. The knob
- 5:41Speaker 2: will be fixed because we put those things together. The
- 5:44Speaker 2: broken equipment in the studio. Not that I'm complaining, I'm
- 5:47Speaker 2: just merely pointing it out because maybe if I pointed out,
- 5:50Speaker 2: someone will fix it. But it'll be all taken care
- 5:53Speaker 2: of because we'll combine those things together. So my first
- 5:56Speaker 2: thought here is that Travis Kelcey and the Chiefs are
- 6:00Speaker 2: laughing all the way to the bank the uproar. I
- 6:03Speaker 2: thought it would calm down. We are several days out,
- 6:06Speaker 2: several days out, we're heading into a Thursday now, and
- 6:09Speaker 2: we're still hearing the noise. It's rigged. It's fixed by
- 6:13Speaker 2: dumb people. A lot of dumb people out there. That's rigged. Yes,
- 6:17Speaker 2: the NFL is very worried about market number thirty one.
- 6:19Speaker 2: But it hasn't calmed down, right, it hasn't calmed down.
- 6:22Speaker 2: But this has been an absolute gold rush, an absolute
- 6:26Speaker 2: gold rush for Travis kelce Nobody in the NFL has
- 6:32Speaker 2: monetized themselves more than Travis Kelcey in recent years. You
- 6:37Speaker 2: talk about being the beneficiary writing the coattails of the
- 6:42Speaker 2: Taylor Swift fame train. Jew Yeah, right there, and all
- 6:48Speaker 2: this bad blood for the Chiefs. There is no such thing.
- 6:52Speaker 2: I heard this years ago. It is true. There is
- 6:54Speaker 2: no such thing as bad publicity. As long as they
- 6:56Speaker 2: make sure you know everything's right there. They get your
- 6:58Speaker 2: name out there, people react. It's all about the name
- 7:03Speaker 2: and Travis Kelcey and the Chiefs. It's like the famous
- 7:07Speaker 2: words of Darth Vader in Star Wars. You don't know
- 7:11Speaker 2: the power of the dark Side. You don't And the
- 7:14Speaker 2: Chiefs are embracing.
- 7:16Speaker 3: The power of the dark side at this point.
- 7:18Speaker 2: And I've always said sports hate is the greatest kind
- 7:21Speaker 2: of hate. I love good sports hate. I love it now.
- 7:25Speaker 2: Misplaced sports hate's kind of silly, like when the Bills Mafia.
- 7:30Speaker 2: We're so upset with my friend's sports with Coleman, how
- 7:33Speaker 2: embarrassing was that for Bill's mambi? But this is like fine,
- 7:36Speaker 2: Like the Chiefs are winning all the time, your team
- 7:38Speaker 2: blows and so you're upset and you're convinced. It's that
- 7:44Speaker 2: illusionary truth phenomenon where you keep hearing over and over
- 7:48Speaker 2: the games are rigged, and you start looking for things
- 7:50Speaker 2: that back that up even when they're not there. Now
- 7:53Speaker 2: page two, So Travis Kelcey also says that Kansas City's
- 7:59Speaker 2: Locked Karoom all right, has never ever discussed three peating.
- 8:06Speaker 2: That's not been talked about at all, not one time
- 8:11Speaker 2: during the season or the playoff run. He says, it
- 8:15Speaker 2: has not been mentioned at all. It has been asked
- 8:17Speaker 2: about only by the media, but not brought up by
- 8:22Speaker 2: the players in the room, all right. So that's what
- 8:25Speaker 2: he's saying. So let's discuss Travis Kelsey claiming that the
- 8:29Speaker 2: Chiefs have not have not taken the three pete mantra
- 8:35Speaker 2: inside the locker room. They have not done it one
- 8:39Speaker 2: time ahead of the matchup as they played the Eagles
- 8:41Speaker 2: in the Super Bowl. So your your thoughts on that.
- 8:44Speaker 2: So my thought is this is true, perhaps, but it's irrelevant.
- 8:50Speaker 2: It's like, maybe that's true. I find that hard to believe,
- 8:55Speaker 2: know how the human mind is wired. I have one.
- 8:58Speaker 2: I think you do too, and find it impossible to
- 9:01Speaker 2: believe that it didn't come up at some point like
- 9:03Speaker 2: what would it be like? And if we win, we're
- 9:05Speaker 2: golden for life, or probably already golden for life, but
- 9:08Speaker 2: we want another one. So think of this like the
- 9:12Speaker 2: early Hollywood star Charlie Chaplin who made his fame in
- 9:16Speaker 2: silent films, night silent movies.
- 9:19Speaker 3: And all that.
- 9:20Speaker 2: It is a tasset approach that I have here that
- 9:25Speaker 2: the historical run is understood, so you don't have to
- 9:29Speaker 2: like talk about it, even if it's unstated. Everyone's aware
- 9:35Speaker 2: of what's going on. And it's been shadow boxing the
- 9:39Speaker 2: Chiefs all season. It hasn't mattered in the playoffs. They've
- 9:42Speaker 2: been they've been winning these games, and they're gonna win
- 9:44Speaker 2: the Super Bowl and they'll win the championship and all that.
- 9:47Speaker 2: And then I will guarantee you after the Chiefs raise
- 9:51Speaker 2: up the Lombardi Trophy that they will say, well, nobody
- 9:55Speaker 2: thought we could do it. You know, if we're going
- 9:58Speaker 2: where no one's gone before, ah blah blah, they'll be yapping.
- 10:02Speaker 2: Although they claim now I don't really listen to the
- 10:05Speaker 2: outside noise, and they didn't bring it up, but you
- 10:07Speaker 2: you will one hundred percent. No, if this does end
- 10:11Speaker 2: with the Chiefs winning the Super Bowl, it is going
- 10:14Speaker 2: to be NonStop patting themselves in the back, overcoming the adversity,
- 10:19Speaker 2: all that stuff, because every team that wins does the
- 10:21Speaker 2: same thing. They all have the same playbook when they win. Now,
- 10:24Speaker 2: last word here, so making the media rounds. Making the
- 10:30Speaker 2: media rounds. Andy read did several interviews. Now Andy does
- 10:35Speaker 2: not do a lot of these interviews locally in Kansas City,
- 10:38Speaker 2: but he does pop up on national shows. It's odd
- 10:42Speaker 2: because in Philadelphia he was on the radio a lot when.
- 10:45Speaker 3: He coached the Eagles. He had a coaches show every week.
- 10:47Speaker 2: He had to go on with Angelo Cataldi in Philadelphia,
- 10:50Speaker 2: and I know he hated it, but he had to
- 10:53Speaker 2: do it. Now he doesn't have to do it in
- 10:54Speaker 2: Kansas City. There's no coaches show. There's not even a
- 10:57Speaker 2: coach's podcast, as far as I know, does not exist.
- 11:01Speaker 3: But Andy Reiding knowledge in an interview.
- 11:05Speaker 2: This week that the Chiefs are working on some exotic
- 11:10Speaker 2: plays in the Super Bowl. So the question is, why
- 11:14Speaker 2: would Andy Reid confirm that they are planning on using
- 11:19Speaker 2: some trick plays in Super Bowl fifty nine, How do
- 11:23Speaker 2: you benefit from that? And this is obviously the antithesis
- 11:27Speaker 2: of Bill Belichick. Right, but you'd ask Bill Belichick what
- 11:31Speaker 2: time it was, he'd be looking at the clock. He says,
- 11:34Speaker 2: I'm not going to answer that question. I have no answer.
- 11:38Speaker 2: I can't comment on that. But in comparison, Andy Reid
- 11:42Speaker 2: is side by say he's an open book. But anybody
- 11:45Speaker 2: next to Bill Belichick, I would say is an open book.
- 11:48Speaker 2: And Belichick who kept everything close to the vest, even
- 11:52Speaker 2: the vest itself was close to the vest. It was
- 11:54Speaker 2: fascinating how he was able to do that. The benefit
- 11:58Speaker 2: to answer the question why would you do this if
- 12:01Speaker 2: you're Andy Reid? Where the benefit is obvious because it
- 12:04Speaker 2: is a friendly reminder, a friendly reminder being strategic that hey,
- 12:11Speaker 2: you know, we do this a lot, and we're probably
- 12:14Speaker 2: gonna do it again, and we love trickeration. And so hey,
- 12:18Speaker 2: Nick Siriotti and all you Philadelphia Eagle types, Uncle Vic
- 12:23Speaker 2: Fangio and all you clowns over there, when you're preparing,
- 12:27Speaker 2: you're doing that cramming session to get ready for the
- 12:29Speaker 2: Super Bowl, getting everything lined up and all that here's
- 12:33Speaker 2: one more thing to worry about and give you anxiety,
- 12:35Speaker 2: one more thing you have to concern yourself with. And
- 12:39Speaker 2: Kansas City has done it. In these last couple of
- 12:41Speaker 2: Super Bowls. They have used the go Go Gadget play
- 12:47Speaker 2: if you will in the Super Bowl, right, Andy Reid
- 12:50Speaker 2: the hot Dog on a Stick philosophy, and we know
- 12:53Speaker 2: he loves a hot dog on a stick.
- 12:54Speaker 3: And the team from Kansas City using.
- 12:57Speaker 2: The play, they called it, the the corn Dog become iconic.
- 13:01Speaker 2: Who doesn't like a corn dog that's delicious? So they've
- 13:06Speaker 2: used that last couple of times. And so they'll probably
- 13:09Speaker 2: pull out some play from like nineteen forty seven or
- 13:12Speaker 2: nineteen forty six or something like that that was used.
- 13:15Speaker 3: Like one time by a team that no longer.
- 13:18Speaker 2: Exists than Andy Reid heard about it reading a book
- 13:21Speaker 2: somewhere on the toilet, and he was inspired to bring
- 13:24Speaker 2: the play back.
- 13:25Speaker 3: In the modern era.
- 13:27Speaker 2: And they'll run like the Flying Wedge, which unfortunately is illegal.
- 13:31Speaker 2: But yeah, anyway, all right, it is the Ben Mahlor Show.
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- 13:39Speaker 2: doing a newby Night, right, I think we're doing a
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- 13:43Speaker 2: newby Night it is. So we'll take all new callers only,
- 13:48Speaker 2: no regularly if you're a regular, hang up, only new callers.
- 13:53Speaker 3: That's it.
- 13:55Speaker 2: At eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox eight seven
- 13:58Speaker 2: seven nine, nine, six, six three sixty nine. We give
- 14:02Speaker 2: the regular callers the night off. Now some are grandfathered
- 14:06Speaker 2: in or grandmothered in in some of the bits that
- 14:08Speaker 2: we have. But for everyone else, take the night off.
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- 14:51Speaker 2: A fan base in Philadelphia are the very upset. Now
- 14:56Speaker 2: the Eagle fans are upset anyway, but they're calling out
- 15:01Speaker 2: what they say is a fake fan and the Eagle
- 15:05Speaker 2: fans are on the warpath.
- 15:06Speaker 3: We'll get to that.
- 15:07Speaker 2: It's a newbie night, so again all new callers at
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- 15:17Speaker 5: Do it.
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- 15:57Speaker 2: FSR Tech Queen And now back to the talk Fiesta
- 16:04Speaker 2: we go. Yes, that's right, Bill, As we're rolling on here,
- 16:10Speaker 2: Jason in Kansas City rights and he says ten out
- 16:13Speaker 2: of ten on the Maland monologue, Ben Travis Kelsey is
- 16:15Speaker 2: living the best life and will be famous forever. I
- 16:19Speaker 2: think the Super Bowl has the potential to be the
- 16:21Speaker 2: best one in a long time. Well, as you know, Jason,
- 16:24Speaker 2: the best means as good as all the rest. So yes,
- 16:26Speaker 2: the Super Bowl will be as good as all the rest.
- 16:28Speaker 2: Ferg Dog writes in says, I'd rather hear more about
- 16:31Speaker 2: that broken knob than that annoying knob, Travis Kelcey, What
- 16:37Speaker 2: does it look like? What does it control? Tell us Ben?
- 16:41Speaker 2: All right, So I will describe for Ferg Dog. So
- 16:44Speaker 2: it is a very small about the size of the
- 16:46Speaker 2: Tippia thumb. In fact, it's right next to my thumb,
- 16:50Speaker 2: and I have big thumb, so it's probably for the
- 16:51Speaker 2: normal person. It's like the tipia thumb, and it's a
- 16:55Speaker 2: clear black knob, and it's the top of it. And
- 17:00Speaker 2: it only controls the input volume, which is not important
- 17:05Speaker 2: at all.
- 17:05Speaker 6: Nope, not even a little bit.
- 17:06Speaker 2: Don't even need to hear yourself in radio. That's it,
- 17:09Speaker 2: not at all, right, Lorena, least important. I'm sure you
- 17:12Speaker 2: contacted the powers that be right.
- 17:14Speaker 3: Oh, yes, it's big.
- 17:15Speaker 7: Corporation and they loved that something they just fixed last
- 17:18Speaker 7: week is already broken.
- 17:19Speaker 2: Yeah, so they loved it so much they said, well,
- 17:22Speaker 2: we'll wait another couple of days to fix.
- 17:24Speaker 3: It, or something like that is that what they do
- 17:26Speaker 3: pretty much.
- 17:27Speaker 2: Well, my concern is everyone from the company is like
- 17:29Speaker 2: leaving to go to Louisiana this weekend, right, I'm sure.
- 17:32Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, so they're going to leave you high
- 17:33Speaker 6: and dry.
- 17:34Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that's what I'm worried about.
- 17:35Speaker 2: So I need this to get fixed by the weekend
- 17:37Speaker 2: when all these freeloaders go to New Orleans to run
- 17:40Speaker 2: up the expense account on iHeart and I you know,
- 17:42Speaker 2: not that I'm jealous or anything like that at all.
- 17:44Speaker 2: I've never you know, I remember invited that. But I
- 17:46Speaker 2: I just I need this fixed by the time they leave.
- 17:49Speaker 6: That's why don't you just sit at a different mic?
- 17:51Speaker 3: Well, no, this is my seat, this is my this
- 17:53Speaker 3: is where I sit.
- 17:54Speaker 7: I just want everyone to know. There are five other
- 17:56Speaker 7: mics in the studio. It's kind of have working buttons.
- 17:59Speaker 3: No no, no, hold second, you don't know. You don't know.
- 18:01Speaker 2: That's true. And b let me tell you how radio works. Okay,
- 18:07Speaker 2: I'm gonna not you, you know, but I'm gonna tell
- 18:08Speaker 2: the listener. Okay, when you walk into a studio for
- 18:11Speaker 2: the first time, it's kind of like when you get
- 18:13Speaker 2: in a marriage and you have to pick the right
- 18:16Speaker 2: side of the bed when you get married, because that's
- 18:20Speaker 2: the side for life.
- 18:21Speaker 3: There's no changing sides, no switching.
- 18:24Speaker 2: No, your side is your side, and your side of
- 18:28Speaker 2: the bed is the same side. When you go to hotels,
- 18:30Speaker 2: when you travel to stay at in law's houses or whatever,
- 18:34Speaker 2: you're always on the same side. See, that's the most
- 18:36Speaker 2: important thing. When I walked into the radio station, this
- 18:39Speaker 2: is a new studio. It's a couple of years old.
- 18:41Speaker 4: Now.
- 18:41Speaker 2: I walked in, I said, this is my seat, and
- 18:44Speaker 2: this is my seat. I don't sit over there. I
- 18:47Speaker 2: don't sit on the other side. I know this is
- 18:49Speaker 2: mye I know.
- 18:50Speaker 6: I think we could have better contact of the eyeballs
- 18:52Speaker 6: if you sat.
- 18:53Speaker 2: There's no need for cor No, there's not, because so
- 18:54Speaker 2: many freaking lights in here, because the YouTube channel or
- 18:57Speaker 2: whatever it is that I can't I can't even say,
- 18:59Speaker 2: I like a kind of looking your direction. You probably
- 19:01Speaker 2: think I'm looking at you. I can't really see you.
- 19:03Speaker 2: I can I can see like the top of your head.
- 19:05Speaker 2: I didn't even know Coop was here the other day.
- 19:07Speaker 2: I couldn't see him. I couldn't see him. And it's
- 19:12Speaker 2: not because I'm wearing glasses it's not because of that.
- 19:14Speaker 2: It's just because of the lighting bouncing off. No, I'm
- 19:17Speaker 2: not blind. I'm deaf, but I'm not blind, but I
- 19:19Speaker 2: can I can see all right because I have glasses
- 19:21Speaker 2: so bifocals, so I can see the glass. But the light,
- 19:25Speaker 2: the way it bounce off, it like I'm really looking
- 19:27Speaker 2: at the logo, the FSR logo back at me when
- 19:30Speaker 2: I'm looking in that direction, Like that's the main thing.
- 19:33Speaker 6: Was my face.
- 19:34Speaker 8: Well, it's kind of funny because I feel like a
- 19:36Speaker 8: big I mean, I'm sure this wasn't the motivation at all,
- 19:39Speaker 8: but a big selling point that they said to us was, oh, these.
- 19:42Speaker 3: New studios were going to be able to all see.
- 19:44Speaker 2: Yes, well, I can certainly see the newsroom. It's very
- 19:47Speaker 2: dark in there. There's no one in there at all.
- 19:49Speaker 2: So I'm glad I got to see our newsperson.
- 19:52Speaker 3: It's completely empty. Yeah.
- 19:55Speaker 2: Anyway, all right, so that's the that's the So I
- 19:58Speaker 2: picked this seat and this this is the seat, and
- 20:02Speaker 2: if it's broken, I'll just sit here. Now, I should
- 20:04Speaker 2: pick the one right on the other side of the camera.
- 20:06Speaker 2: That'll really upset. There we go, that'll upset saga right,
- 20:09Speaker 2: Saga who's recording all this remotely in his underwear. He'll
- 20:12Speaker 2: get really upset. Yes, there you go?
- 20:15Speaker 3: All right?
- 20:16Speaker 2: Anyway, all right, not again? Not complaining? What else do
- 20:19Speaker 2: we have? It sounds like I'm complaining, but I'm not.
- 20:21Speaker 2: Milkman Mike and Colorado says, fabulous opening monologue to start
- 20:24Speaker 2: the movie night and with teams pulling out the trick plays,
- 20:29Speaker 2: this year, we'll finally see the uh, the wow. I
- 20:34Speaker 2: don't know if I can say that, Milkman Mike. I
- 20:36Speaker 2: think we're we're good on it. Nick the Wendy's Guy
- 20:38Speaker 2: writes it. He says, Ben, Buddy, as much as I
- 20:41Speaker 2: love you and listening to you on my way home,
- 20:44Speaker 2: the move over, super Bowl, Bring on baseball season, Baseball, baseball.
- 20:50Speaker 2: You're ready, You're you're You're in Minnesota, you're a Twins fan.
- 20:53Speaker 2: You really want me to talk about baseball? Come on,
- 20:56Speaker 2: we already know who's gonna win the World Series. It's
- 20:58Speaker 2: already been determined. The Dodgers are gonna win World Series.
- 21:01Speaker 2: It's over.
- 21:01Speaker 3: I'll go to the phones. It is a Newby Night.
- 21:03Speaker 3: We'll start out in Alaska and we'll say hello to.
- 21:06Speaker 2: Jake on a Newby Night. All new callers all the time. Hello, Jake,
- 21:13Speaker 2: Oh boy, Jake, Hey.
- 21:15Speaker 3: There he is. Look at this guy. What a stud? Hey,
- 21:17Speaker 3: what's going on?
- 21:18Speaker 5: Jake?
- 21:18Speaker 4: Hey going? Hey?
- 21:20Speaker 9: So I was calling to say that I just don't
- 21:22Speaker 9: think that there's anything that's gonna stop Saekwon Barkley from
- 21:26Speaker 9: having a heyday. I know the Chiefs have a good defense,
- 21:29Speaker 9: but I just all these yards run, like sixty yard runs.
- 21:33Speaker 9: He's in breaking off off season. I just don't think
- 21:35Speaker 9: it stops in the super Bowl.
- 21:37Speaker 4: I don't see.
- 21:37Speaker 8: Oh.
- 21:37Speaker 2: I agree, he'll have a great game, but he'll lose
- 21:40Speaker 2: and that'll be that.
- 21:41Speaker 3: But he'll put up big numbers.
- 21:43Speaker 2: I don't don't doubt he'll have some big runs against
- 21:45Speaker 2: Kansas City, but it won't be enough.
- 21:47Speaker 9: Hey, the Eagles beat us in the Patriots beat the
- 21:50Speaker 9: Eagles in the past, and the Super Bowl, we got
- 21:52Speaker 9: a revenge. You know, history repeats itself, same thing. It's
- 21:55Speaker 9: gonna happen again.
- 21:56Speaker 8: Baby, don't know.
- 21:57Speaker 2: Nick Foles ain't walking through that well, he actually is
- 21:59Speaker 2: walking through the door, but he's not playing.
- 22:01Speaker 3: So that's you'll he'll be I bet you'll be there, right.
- 22:03Speaker 3: They'll probably have him at the game.
- 22:05Speaker 9: He's of course, I have Jason Kelsey and everybody there.
- 22:07Speaker 9: It'll be, you know, a big reunion. But I don't know, man.
- 22:10Speaker 9: I just I feel like this Chiefs team there, they
- 22:13Speaker 9: struggle along by they they got wins, but it wasn't pretty.
- 22:16Speaker 9: They scored thirty points for the first time last game
- 22:20Speaker 9: all season. I just I just feel like Philadelphia is
- 22:22Speaker 9: just gonna it's it's it's not going to be close.
- 22:25Speaker 2: Okay, Uh, you should bet all your money on on
- 22:28Speaker 2: the Eagles and you'll.
- 22:29Speaker 9: Quote me now, don't forget it.
- 22:30Speaker 4: A week with's a week from now.
- 22:32Speaker 2: Okay, I'm writing that down. Jake from Alaska. Everyone remember Jake,
- 22:36Speaker 2: not from State Farm, from Alaska.
- 22:38Speaker 3: I thank you, Jake. There you go. Let's go to
- 22:40Speaker 3: who do we have here? Any meanie money? Moe. Let's
- 22:42Speaker 3: go to Joe, who's in lost wages Nevada? What's going on? Joe? Welcome? Welcome?
- 22:48Speaker 3: Oh hold on, say, let me punch the right lineup. No, no,
- 22:51Speaker 3: there we go. There's Joe.
- 22:52Speaker 2: Hello, Joe, Welcome Joe Maryland.
- 22:55Speaker 5: How are you sure?
- 22:57Speaker 3: Joe? If I was any better, I'd be at a
- 22:59Speaker 3: casino in Vegas. But I'm not. I'm sitting in a
- 23:01Speaker 3: radio studio. So come on out, come, come on out.
- 23:05Speaker 5: First beers on me.
- 23:06Speaker 2: There you go, Well we'll do them out of meet
- 23:08Speaker 2: and greet. At some point, I I go to Vegas
- 23:09Speaker 2: a lot.
- 23:10Speaker 1: You know.
- 23:10Speaker 2: Vegas is a suburb of l A. You know that,
- 23:12Speaker 2: it's like it's just past riverside from l A. That's all.
- 23:16Speaker 5: That's all.
- 23:17Speaker 4: That's all.
- 23:18Speaker 5: Hey man, I love the show.
- 23:19Speaker 8: But it's uh, what is it?
- 23:22Speaker 3: Who am I?
- 23:23Speaker 5: At the end of your show?
- 23:25Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 23:25Speaker 5: Who am I?
- 23:26Speaker 3: That you're triggered by that? You're annoyed by that?
- 23:29Speaker 5: Who No, no, no, I think it's amazing idea.
- 23:33Speaker 2: Oh well, thank you good. I thought you're gonna I
- 23:35Speaker 2: thought you're gonna rip me, but no, I appreciate. Well,
- 23:37Speaker 2: it's just a way to get you to listen a
- 23:38Speaker 2: little bit longer. Who am I game? Yeah?
- 23:42Speaker 5: Trigger, Those are only the liberals in l A. They
- 23:45Speaker 5: get triggered.
- 23:47Speaker 3: You're not like those those freaks in l A. No,
- 23:50Speaker 3: not at all. Uh yeah, no, no, I hear you listen.
- 23:53Speaker 3: Who am I? I love it?
- 23:54Speaker 2: And I spend a lot of time, way too much
- 23:56Speaker 2: time trying to come up with those who am I
- 23:58Speaker 2: game questions, which is a pain. I shouldn't spend that
- 24:00Speaker 2: much time. I should just like whatever first pops in
- 24:02Speaker 2: my head. But by the way, there's my Tom Loodi's
- 24:05Speaker 2: on TV mail, my TV buddy.
- 24:06Speaker 3: There is they get again? This is that commercial?
- 24:08Speaker 2: He didn't get paid Every time this commercial airs, we
- 24:10Speaker 2: have a monitor in the studio and his commercial.
- 24:12Speaker 3: What is that for? Like men?
- 24:15Speaker 2: I don't know some men enhancement male enhancement project.
- 24:19Speaker 3: I don't know anyway. All right, So you like the
- 24:21Speaker 3: who Am I?
- 24:21Speaker 2: Game?
- 24:21Speaker 3: What else would you like us to add there? Joe?
- 24:23Speaker 5: I do you know? I mean some of some of
- 24:26Speaker 5: the answers are completely insane, but hey, you know it's
- 24:29Speaker 5: ther time I get it.
- 24:30Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 24:30Speaker 5: How about number number one?
- 24:33Speaker 3: He needs to number one? Yeah? Or we love we
- 24:38Speaker 3: have our little toy, a jingle toy very important?
- 24:41Speaker 5: Or what's your score prediction on the super Bowl. I'm
- 24:44Speaker 5: gonna put in exact for you.
- 24:47Speaker 3: Oh you are well, Joe.
- 24:49Speaker 2: As you know, Joe, not only do I do the
- 24:51Speaker 2: radio show, but I have a TV show, So that'll
- 24:53Speaker 2: be next week. Now, we do the show this week,
- 24:55Speaker 2: but next week the big TV show predition. So keep listening,
- 25:00Speaker 2: same time, same station, and you will find out.
- 25:04Speaker 3: My guaranteed super Bowl.
- 25:06Speaker 2: I know you watched the TV show, right, Yeah, you
- 25:08Speaker 2: never miss it, Joe, you never miss it exactly.
- 25:12Speaker 3: That's a lie. I didn't know you had one. I know.
- 25:16Speaker 3: How dare you?
- 25:17Speaker 6: You got to promote it more than Bete.
- 25:19Speaker 3: I need to have Bill Miller promoted more. But it's on.
- 25:21Speaker 2: It's on weekends on NBC Sports Cable and Peacock and
- 25:25Speaker 2: all that.
- 25:26Speaker 3: It's called Benny Versus the Penny. So check it out.
- 25:30Speaker 3: There we go. It is well, from your lips to
- 25:33Speaker 3: God's ears.
- 25:35Speaker 5: Give me a little cheeser man, give me a store.
- 25:37Speaker 2: All yeah, we watched the show and then call back.
- 25:41Speaker 2: I give that away for free. Come on, they paid
- 25:43Speaker 2: big money for that, well relatively speaking, big money.
- 25:46Speaker 3: All right, thank you. It is the Ben Maller Show.
- 25:49Speaker 2: Let's go to Steve, who's in Los Angeles on a
- 25:53Speaker 2: Newbie night eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox. We're
- 25:56Speaker 2: off to a good start here on a newby day.
- 25:59Speaker 2: Let's not screw it up. What's going on, Steve hey Man?
- 26:01Speaker 4: But you know I've been listening to you, you know,
- 26:03Speaker 4: out in La on and offward. What have we been
- 26:06Speaker 4: out here in the last thirty years?
- 26:08Speaker 3: Well, you're dating.
- 26:08Speaker 2: You're dating myself out, dare you? But it has been
- 26:11Speaker 2: a long time. We've been yapping for many, many years now.
- 26:15Speaker 5: I love you, buddy, first time, long time.
- 26:17Speaker 4: I'm five eight a muscular to fifty five. So all right, well,
- 26:22Speaker 4: long show, wrong show anyway, it's a dating show, Loren.
- 26:25Speaker 3: Are you interested? And I know no, i't too short
- 26:28Speaker 3: for him today.
- 26:29Speaker 5: Not interesting.
- 26:31Speaker 4: But I love Mathew Stafford since he came out to
- 26:34Speaker 4: l A. He starts off slow at the beginning of
- 26:37Speaker 4: the season, you know, like one or four this year
- 26:38Speaker 4: with the Rams, and before you know it, if he's
- 26:41Speaker 4: not trying to force the ball to Cooper Cup or Puka,
- 26:45Speaker 4: if he hits you know, Williams out of the backfield,
- 26:47Speaker 4: the Rams might be playing in the Super Bowl himself.
- 26:50Speaker 4: Love the guy wanted to stay. I guess he wants
- 26:52Speaker 4: to play another year. But he's not worth forty fifty
- 26:56Speaker 4: million dollars. I don't know how much money his wife.
- 26:59Speaker 2: Well, well, time out. Oh it's not your money, what
- 27:03Speaker 2: do you care? It's Walmart money.
- 27:06Speaker 4: I know, yeah, God, I wish they had a granddaughter.
- 27:10Speaker 3: I could Dayton Mary, I know me too.
- 27:12Speaker 2: Any any other Walmart airs out there sitting around my
- 27:16Speaker 2: God geez, every.
- 27:18Speaker 4: Time every time I meet somebody, I'm adobe guess tarvar.
- 27:21Speaker 4: I meet someone laughing Walton like, hey, how you doing?
- 27:25Speaker 3: Hey, good looking?
- 27:27Speaker 4: You have a great grandpa by the name of Sam.
- 27:29Speaker 3: A big fan, big fan of a Walton family.
- 27:32Speaker 4: Yes, but I wish, I hope, he says, But if
- 27:36Speaker 4: he wants offensive linemen to protect him, if he wants,
- 27:39Speaker 4: you know, more linebackers to tackle people, he doesn't need
- 27:46Speaker 4: to get forty fifty million dollars.
- 27:48Speaker 2: That's it going rate though. That's what the That's what
- 27:50Speaker 2: these guys are getting. They're getting forty million, fifty million
- 27:54Speaker 2: dollars a year. That's what the That's where all the
- 27:56Speaker 2: quarterbacks are get.
- 27:57Speaker 4: You know, I know they are. But Tom Brady like
- 28:00Speaker 4: he's taking a little bit of a pay cut to
- 28:02Speaker 4: have a team around him, you know, the Stafford didn't.
- 28:07Speaker 4: I know, it's Walmart money.
- 28:10Speaker 3: Yeah. I never I never tell someone to take a
- 28:12Speaker 3: pay cut. I don't.
- 28:13Speaker 2: I don't want to take a pay cut. I had
- 28:14Speaker 2: to take a pay cut during COVID. I didn't like it.
- 28:16Speaker 3: You know, they made us all take pay cuts. I don't.
- 28:19Speaker 3: I don't. Who wants to take a pay cut. I
- 28:21Speaker 3: don't want to do that. I don't know. Maybe you do.
- 28:23Speaker 3: You want to give back some money to ups so
- 28:25Speaker 3: they can make more money? Oh no, why not many?
- 28:29Speaker 3: What about the people on Wall Street that buy stock
- 28:32Speaker 3: in ups? They want to you want to make more money?
- 28:34Speaker 5: You know, they want back to Stafford.
- 28:36Speaker 4: Get all that money you can. So if you can
- 28:38Speaker 4: get sixty million dollars, math, go get it.
- 28:40Speaker 3: There you go. See that's the attitude right there. Who cares?
- 28:43Speaker 2: It's not you know, it's not our money, you know.
- 28:45Speaker 2: And it's not like they lower the prices. If they
- 28:47Speaker 2: pay less money for the players, they're gonna they have
- 28:49Speaker 2: a salary cap. And I don't care, like I can.
- 28:52Speaker 2: It does get outrageous when guys that you know suck.
- 28:54Speaker 2: I don't eat Stafford sucks, but like guys like I'm
- 28:57Speaker 2: trying to Kyler Murray blows they Cardinals. It's ridiculous. But
- 29:02Speaker 2: Stafford's won a Super Bowl. He's been one of the
- 29:04Speaker 2: top ten quarterbacks in the NFL from five to ten
- 29:08Speaker 2: most of his career, so yeah, he's earned the money.
- 29:10Speaker 2: I'm fine. They make a lot of money in the NFL.
- 29:13Speaker 2: But anyway, I think, yes, thank you, Thanks for listening
- 29:15Speaker 2: all these years. Steve, all right, there you go. It's
- 29:17Speaker 2: Steven la big fan, big fan of the show. Clearly,
- 29:22Speaker 2: let's see here page down. Scrooge writes and says, I
- 29:25Speaker 2: noticed the day the Chiefs became the villains is when
- 29:28Speaker 2: Travis Kelsey hooked up with Taylor Swift. Regardless of how
- 29:33Speaker 2: famous and popular she is, there are a lot of
- 29:36Speaker 2: people who do not like her, and when she became
- 29:39Speaker 2: tied to the Chief, society started hating them. I have
- 29:43Speaker 2: to look at my ven diagram to see if that's
- 29:46Speaker 2: the case. Gunner, social media influencer Gunner writes in from
- 29:53Speaker 2: northern Minnesota and says, while a Newby Knight, Wow, he
- 29:57Speaker 2: thinks that we're doing Newby Knight to keep him off
- 29:59Speaker 2: the air. And Gunner, if you think that our motivation
- 30:03Speaker 2: is to keep you off the air, you are one
- 30:05Speaker 2: hundred percent correct. That is why we're doing you tonight.
- 30:08Speaker 2: We're doing it for you so you will not get
- 30:09Speaker 2: on the air. One hundred percent.
- 30:11Speaker 6: Great guess, Greg Guess.
- 30:12Speaker 2: Tremendous job. It's all about you, Gunner. I lived my
- 30:14Speaker 2: life every day saying how can I piss off? Gunner
- 30:17Speaker 2: at the Walmart congratulate Air High five.
- 30:20Speaker 3: Yes, Air High five. Boom all right.
- 30:23Speaker 2: Truck Stop Fungus rites in, always a fan favorite, says
- 30:27Speaker 2: I brought the truck stop sushi for the mal of Militia.
- 30:31Speaker 2: Let's talk about these dolphins tonight. There he goes, he
- 30:35Speaker 2: wants to do.
- 30:35Speaker 3: That chip and the cues.
- 30:36Speaker 2: Going back to the Mala monologue, says hey plus on
- 30:39Speaker 2: the opening Mallond monologue, there is no such thing as
- 30:41Speaker 2: a bad publicity situation. I think P Diddy would disagree
- 30:45Speaker 2: with that statement. Nowadays, Well, people know P Diddy. He's
- 30:49Speaker 2: hanging out. He's like, it's like goodfellas. They're hanging out
- 30:54Speaker 2: to making like Linguini in the prison there and all that,
- 30:57Speaker 2: or maybe they're making something else.
- 30:58Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 31:00Speaker 2: Robbie the Mariner fan says in the NFL is over rated.
- 31:04Speaker 2: I cannot wait for February fourteenth, when the Beavers start
- 31:09Speaker 2: their journey to win their fourth College World Series championship.
- 31:15Speaker 3: Go Beeves, Go Beeves.
- 31:18Speaker 2: He says, well, Robbie, of course, even though he's Robbie
- 31:21Speaker 2: the Mariner fan, his heart and his ass are in
- 31:24Speaker 2: the state of Oregon.
- 31:25Speaker 3: It's a little fun fact for you.
- 31:27Speaker 2: On that it is the Ben Mahlor Show. You don't
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- 31:45Speaker 2: your business. On a newbie night, all new callers, all
- 31:50Speaker 2: night long.
- 31:52Speaker 3: Let's take another on. Let's go to Kyle in Vegas. Hello, Kyle,
- 31:55Speaker 3: welcome A.
- 31:59Speaker 5: First so I'm calling, but this is my second.
- 32:02Speaker 3: I recognize, I recognize your voice. I don't know. Does
- 32:04Speaker 3: he kind of a movie?
- 32:05Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 32:06Speaker 3: You don't call that often. You don't call that much.
- 32:09Speaker 5: Hey, so my thing is for more of Lorain Lorener.
- 32:13Speaker 9: I'm glad Ben.
- 32:13Speaker 5: Doesn't switch seat because if y'all showed the Satry studio
- 32:16Speaker 5: as mister Rob Parker, who's openly admitted he robbed but
- 32:22Speaker 5: at gas stations day.
- 32:25Speaker 6: He does what again?
- 32:26Speaker 3: What does what does Rob do?
- 32:30Speaker 5: Out of his own mouse? He robbed? But toilet? He
- 32:35Speaker 5: means no paper, know nothing. If it's there, he sits
- 32:38Speaker 5: on it.
- 32:39Speaker 7: Oh, yeah there, but yeah, Coop and Lee do that too,
- 32:42Speaker 7: not just Rob Parker.
- 32:44Speaker 5: I'm glad you don't switch his brother. You went out
- 32:47Speaker 5: to get hurted. Every other day.
- 32:49Speaker 8: You wipe down the seat first. And also, you can't
- 32:52Speaker 8: get anything from a toilet seat. You can't know, you
- 32:55Speaker 8: cannot conversation. Yes, we've had this conversation, and I on you.
- 33:00Speaker 9: There is a.
- 33:01Speaker 7: Sign above the toilet that says there is stuff that
- 33:04Speaker 7: can be transmitted.
- 33:06Speaker 3: Talking about what bathrooms are you doing? Yeah?
- 33:09Speaker 6: What in Pasadena?
- 33:12Speaker 3: Yeah maybe the women's bathroom, but the men's bathroom. We
- 33:15Speaker 3: have none of that. You can you cannot get a
- 33:18Speaker 3: disease from the toilet seat. It's just you look at
- 33:22Speaker 3: the seat.
- 33:23Speaker 5: You look at to not put nothing down before you
- 33:27Speaker 5: sit down.
- 33:27Speaker 6: That's right.
- 33:28Speaker 3: Well here's the listen, hold on time out. Now it's
- 33:31Speaker 3: a placebo effect. It's not doing anything.
- 33:33Speaker 6: At How many people do not wash the backside of
- 33:36Speaker 6: their thighs?
- 33:37Speaker 2: I understand, but you you look it outIn that toilet.
- 33:40Speaker 2: I kind of I agree with Coop on this. You
- 33:42Speaker 2: look at the quality of that toilet paper seat cover
- 33:45Speaker 2: that's so flimsy. You think that's gonna stop some fungus
- 33:49Speaker 2: from getting your Come on, seriously, well, sometimes.
- 33:56Speaker 3: You gotta go.
- 33:56Speaker 2: When you gotta go, you're on hold on sec Kyle
- 34:00Speaker 2: you're on a road trip.
- 34:01Speaker 3: What are you supposed to do?
- 34:03Speaker 2: You're gonna go out in the woods and grab some
- 34:05Speaker 2: leaves and wipe your ass?
- 34:06Speaker 3: What are you gonna do? No, you don't. You do
- 34:11Speaker 3: not understand. You can't something. You can't wait, there's something
- 34:14Speaker 3: you gotta go.
- 34:16Speaker 6: It's paradogging.
- 34:18Speaker 3: Now I have.
- 34:18Speaker 2: I have gone in the great outdoors driving back from
- 34:21Speaker 2: certain places. But uh, I'll put when I'm in the bathroom,
- 34:26Speaker 2: if they if they have that little toilet seed holder,
- 34:29Speaker 2: I'll put it down. But I know it's not doing anything.
- 34:31Speaker 2: But if they don't, they don't have it, and I
- 34:34Speaker 2: gotta go. You know, I'll do the old whitey wipe
- 34:36Speaker 2: and then I'm.
- 34:36Speaker 3: Good, exactly fine. Sometimes sometimes I'll even get some water.
- 34:41Speaker 3: That's next level.
- 34:43Speaker 5: I'll put a little water down. You on this one.
- 34:48Speaker 4: You can't do it.
- 34:48Speaker 5: I'm sorry, you can't.
- 34:50Speaker 3: The toilet seat, it doesn't listen.
- 34:55Speaker 2: You you sit your row, took us down, and then
- 34:57Speaker 2: you go home, you take a shower. Who cares?
- 35:00Speaker 5: Uh? I see now see listen. Then I used to
- 35:03Speaker 5: work at a casino and I would watch men go
- 35:06Speaker 5: in there, put their drink next to the urinal, go
- 35:09Speaker 5: pee and then pick that beer right back up, walk
- 35:12Speaker 5: out the damn door.
- 35:13Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's disgusting.
- 35:15Speaker 2: Well yeah, now I never I never worked at a casino,
- 35:18Speaker 2: but I've seen the same thing.
- 35:19Speaker 3: I mean, you know, guys are going there and you.
- 35:21Speaker 5: Guys, you know what I'm saying. Let they throw up
- 35:25Speaker 5: and you're gonna sit on that toilet after they threw up,
- 35:27Speaker 5: even if they did clean it off or wipe it
- 35:29Speaker 5: down or whatever, plush the toilet once.
- 35:31Speaker 2: See we did, did we learn like during the COVID time,
- 35:34Speaker 2: they like that They things die pretty quickly if you
- 35:37Speaker 2: just I was so I googled it.
- 35:39Speaker 8: I'm gonna read this little blur from you. Many disease
- 35:42Speaker 8: causing organisms can survive only for a short time on
- 35:46Speaker 8: the surface of the seat. For an and for an
- 35:48Speaker 8: infection to cur the germs would have to be transferred
- 35:51Speaker 8: from the toilet seat to your urethraw or genital track.
- 35:54Speaker 3: There you go.
- 35:54Speaker 8: You would be having to like you'd have to rub
- 35:57Speaker 8: an orifice on there your skin.
- 36:01Speaker 2: It's like and if you're rubbing your junk on the
- 36:03Speaker 2: toilet said, you got bigger problems.
- 36:04Speaker 3: Okay, you got bigger problems. You might want to see somebody.
- 36:07Speaker 5: I'm just saying, listen, you never know what people do.
- 36:11Speaker 2: I know, I know what if you think about that, Kyle, Kyle,
- 36:15Speaker 2: I gotta go, Kyle. But if you think that way,
- 36:16Speaker 2: you'll never leave your house. Kyle, you won't go anywhere
- 36:19Speaker 2: you'll be. You'll just stay home. All because people are disgusting.
- 36:22Speaker 3: We know that. That's the way it is.
- 36:23Speaker 4: All.
- 36:24Speaker 3: I gotta go. I gotta go. Thank you, Kyle. I
- 36:26Speaker 3: call more often.
- 36:27Speaker 2: It's a Kyle on a newby Night eight seven, seven
- 36:30Speaker 2: ninety nine on Fox Time.
- 36:31Speaker 3: Now for the who am I?
- 36:32Speaker 2: Game? As we suck up to that guy in Vegas
- 36:35Speaker 2: who never heard of my TV show? How Damien?
- 36:37Speaker 1: Who?
- 36:38Speaker 3: Here's the who am I? Game?
- 36:39Speaker 4: So?
- 36:39Speaker 2: John Elway and me are the only quarterbacks to score
- 36:44Speaker 2: rushing touchdowns in multiple Super Bowls? Again, John Elway and
- 36:48Speaker 2: me the only quarterbacks to score a rushing touchdown in
- 36:51Speaker 2: multiple Super Bowls?
- 36:52Speaker 3: Who Am I? The answer? Next?
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- 37:47Speaker 2: and time now for the who am I?
- 37:48Speaker 1: Game?
- 37:49Speaker 2: John Elway and me are the only quarterbacks to score
- 37:53Speaker 2: a rushing touchdown in.
- 37:54Speaker 3: Multiple Super Bowls? Who am I? That is the question?
- 38:00Speaker 3: What is the answer? Man?
- 38:02Speaker 2: Let's see a far out day of going with the
- 38:04Speaker 2: iconic George Jefferson, one of the great sitcom characters of
- 38:07Speaker 2: my youth.
- 38:08Speaker 3: Who else do we have? Nick going with Sting as
- 38:10Speaker 3: his answer?
- 38:11Speaker 2: Ferg Dog says the guy who never has heard of
- 38:14Speaker 2: penny versus the Penny. Yeah, I'm upset by that. To
- 38:18Speaker 2: Ferg Dog, I mean I mention it to every other frickin'
- 38:21Speaker 2: show three times. The show Malibu Rubin writes and says,
- 38:25Speaker 2: you are Tom Selleck who turns eighty to wow, Tom
- 38:29Speaker 2: Selleck eighty. There's another guy. I mean, if you're young,
- 38:32Speaker 2: you have no idea who that is. But he was
- 38:33Speaker 2: like a big deal back in the day NASCAR. Great
- 38:36Speaker 2: Dick Trickle from random Ryan in Carolina?
- 38:40Speaker 3: Who else?
- 38:40Speaker 2: Give me a little taste of that dick? Doctor Joyce Brothers.
- 38:44Speaker 2: That's out of context? Audio from Nature Boy. Dank demos
- 38:48Speaker 2: from Alf the Alien Opiner. There's a tale of the
- 38:52Speaker 2: tape between her and Lizzo and she wins. I guess
- 38:55Speaker 2: we should change the Lizo jokes to the dank demos jokes.
- 39:00Speaker 6: She's got like eighty pounds on Lizen.
- 39:02Speaker 3: Yeah, Lizzo is like a lightweight. That's crazy.
- 39:06Speaker 2: She's like a defensive back. All right, who else do
- 39:13Speaker 2: we have? Page down? Yonder Alonzo. There's a good name
- 39:17Speaker 2: from mister nice guy. That's his answer. A lot of
- 39:21Speaker 2: people with toilet seat jokes. Francis Tarkington from Rob in Minnesota?
- 39:27Speaker 3: Who else? Page down?
- 39:30Speaker 2: Don Juan says Ben and the crew, you are the
- 39:32Speaker 2: NFL's favorite son. Patrick mahomes that that is the answer.
- 39:36Speaker 2: Mister irrigation is listening. He says Leapy leaping Lanny Pofo
- 39:42Speaker 2: is the answer, And do you have an answer?
- 39:43Speaker 3: By the way, Lorena quickly.
- 39:45Speaker 6: It's got to be our very own Brady Quinn.
- 39:47Speaker 3: Brady Quinn colleague here, Brady Quinn? Is it Brady Quinn?
- 39:51Speaker 3: No darn? Who else?
- 39:53Speaker 2: Odd answers it's John Elway and me the only quarterbacks
- 39:56Speaker 2: to score rushing touchdowns in multiple Super Bowls. How about
- 39:58Speaker 2: Joe Montana. You don't think of Montana running, but Joe
- 40:02Speaker 2: Montana Now, Jayalen Hurts and Mahomes, if they score a
- 40:05Speaker 2: rushing touchdown in this upcoming Super Bowl, they will join them.
- 40:09Speaker 3: So there you go. Fun fact. Fun fact,