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Baby Me _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _626(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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Speaker 1: I want to say that we have new collegiate gang
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Speaker 1: gang hoodies that have just dropped to new colorways. Plus
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Speaker 1: stuff from the return of the rat tour. If you
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Speaker 1: missed merchandise out there on that tour, I think we
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Speaker 1: still have some remaining that's available there. All of that
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Speaker 1: at Theo von store.com. And thank you guys for all
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Speaker 1: of the support. Love y'all. All right. Oh, here we are.
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Speaker 1: Here we are, Thanksgiving. It's Thanksgiving time. It's seasonal. I
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Speaker 1: want to wish a happy Thanksgiving to everyone. I know
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Speaker 1: there are some people out there that are not probably
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Speaker 1: ecstatic about it, and I'm going to say who it
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Speaker 1: is really fast, so it's not, you know, I don't
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Speaker 1: want there to be like the elephant in the room
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Speaker 1: or whatever, but Native Americans. So, and I know Everything
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Speaker 1: that happened with the beautiful indigenous people. The original people
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Speaker 1: of this land. And I know that the things that
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Speaker 1: happened to them were not fair. And that's that. And
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Speaker 1: not that. That's not that. That's not that. But yeah, anyway,
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Speaker 1: I don't know why I brought it up. I just,
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Speaker 1: I feel weird if you're saying happy Thanksgiving and then
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Speaker 1: somebody's indigenous and they're like, well. So I just wanted
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Speaker 1: to honor those people and say, look, you know, our
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Speaker 1: bad or whatever. I didn't do it. Somebody did it.
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Speaker 1: And I hope we catch them. I'll tell you this.
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Speaker 1: If we ever get a time machine to go back
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Speaker 1: in time and catch the people that are coming here
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Speaker 1: I will enlist. I will go. I will be happy
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Speaker 1: to go. But yeah, we just have to live where
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Speaker 1: we are. And the country is, you know, all of
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Speaker 1: existence is kind of stacked on sin. Excuse me. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: the history of time is just stacked on sin, right?
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Speaker 1: Things get stacked on sin over time. And that's, you know,
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Speaker 1: in mistakes and accidents. And let's eat. That's where we're at.
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Speaker 1: So anyway, it's the time of year to finally sit
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Speaker 1: down with people and eat and get you a little something.
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Speaker 1: I like to stare somebody right in the eyes and say,
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Speaker 1: pass that bit cut. Pass that. I want that. Pass
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Speaker 1: that back and garlic bread. God, don't you want some
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Speaker 1: garlic bread right now? This goes out to just anybody
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Speaker 1: right now, anybody, anywhere. I don't care if you are incarcerated.
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Speaker 1: I don't care if you're working a double. I don't
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Speaker 1: care if you're in a coma, but somebody put some
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Speaker 1: headphones on you. Don't you want some garlic bread? God,
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Speaker 1: I want that. Dude, I love garlic bread. And even
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Speaker 1: if people make it like bad, I like bad garlic bread.
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Speaker 1: Sometimes you go to a restaurant and they have the
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Speaker 1: fasacia or whatever. I don't give a fuck about the fasacia.
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Speaker 1: I want garlic ass bread. I don't care if somebody,
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Speaker 1: I don't care if it's some bitch and she just
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Speaker 1: has a, like she has a, you know, even if
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Speaker 1: she just has a spoon and she puts a little,
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Speaker 1: just like some trap house cook spoon She just has
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Speaker 1: a spoon with a little bit of bread in it,
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Speaker 1: puts a little butter on it, a little garlic, and
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Speaker 1: then just cooks it with a lighter under the spoon
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Speaker 1: like that. I don't care if she, you know. And
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Speaker 1: then she puts that shit in a crack pipe and
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Speaker 1: we smoke it, dude. All I'm saying is, bro, garlic
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Speaker 1: bread is so good. Underrated. It's the bacon of breads.
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Speaker 1: I'll go ahead and say that. Shit is fire. But
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Speaker 1: I do want to say happy Thanksgiving to everybody. I
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Speaker 1: want to say thank you to everybody that bid in
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Speaker 1: the charity jersey auction. We had a series of jerseys
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Speaker 1: that were given to us in certain cities along the
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Speaker 1: last comedy tour. And we got to auction all those off.
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Speaker 1: And we raised about $ 40, 000 for a local rehabilitation place
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Speaker 1: called Cumberland Heights. And that's going to go towards helping
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Speaker 1: people get recovery. helping subsidize the recovery costs for people
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Speaker 1: so uh thank you so much if you even listen
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Speaker 1: to this podcast or if you have and you're like
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Speaker 1: i feel like i haven't done anything this year i
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Speaker 1: haven't you were a part of this so that's on
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Speaker 1: behalf of us that we make that donation and um
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Speaker 1: and then we all made a donation last week to
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Speaker 1: the gary sinise foundation so that was really great so
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Speaker 1: um if yeah i just want everybody out there to
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Speaker 1: feel like we're doing that sort of thing together and
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Speaker 1: um And yeah, that's how I feel about it. So
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Speaker 1: thank you. You know, what a blessing to know that
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Speaker 1: people are going to be able to get some help. Um,
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Speaker 1: what have I been thinking about? You know, it's, you know, it's,
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Speaker 1: there's a, you know, it's just, there's a, it's a
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Speaker 1: wild time in the, in the, in the world. And it's,
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Speaker 1: it feels like it's happened fast, you know, just a
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Speaker 1: wild time. And it's like, who are we and where
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Speaker 1: are we going? What does the future look like? And
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Speaker 1: I think it's times like this I'm realizing you kind
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Speaker 1: of have to just lock back into like things are
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Speaker 1: most important, you know? Because if you get caught up
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Speaker 1: in a lot of the info, it gets kind of,
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Speaker 1: you know, you're sitting there at Thanksgiving and you're staring
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Speaker 1: across the table at somebody. And they're just like, do
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Speaker 1: you want the baked beans? And you're like, I think
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Speaker 1: I know who killed Charlie Kirk. There was a second shooter.
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Speaker 1: There was 12 Israelis. Just, you know, it can get deep.
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Speaker 1: You got to be careful there. Somebody is like, do
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Speaker 1: you want the baked beans? And you're like, not, if
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Speaker 1: you think we fucking landed on the moon, I don't like, okay.
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Speaker 1: All right. Get your own sides then. Um, yeah, there's just,
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Speaker 1: it's just a lot. There's some, there's a lot of
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Speaker 1: conspiracies out there and, And they're not even conspiracies, a
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Speaker 1: lot of them anymore. They're all coming true. And so,
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Speaker 1: you know, as we go, it is this wild time
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Speaker 1: where we're kind of going through this. It feels like
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Speaker 1: this awakening where, you know, I mentioned it on Joe
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Speaker 1: Rogan's show where it was like, you know, the video
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Speaker 1: game and like, there's the, you know, there's like Mario
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Speaker 1: or Link or, and suddenly like you're playing with the character,
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Speaker 1: you're controlling them, but suddenly the character just, comes over
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Speaker 1: to the front of the screen and just looks right
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Speaker 1: at you and it's like hey who's controlling me and
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Speaker 1: that's when the controllers are like bullshit so that's just
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Speaker 1: I feel like we're just in an interesting space there
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Speaker 1: and I think instead of like I think there can
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Speaker 1: be fear about it but also it can be excitement
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Speaker 1: about it but no matter which which like which cup
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Speaker 1: you're putting your straw in at the moment, fear, excitement.
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Speaker 1: I do believe that there is the fact that around
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Speaker 1: the holidays or around any time that the one thing
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Speaker 1: you have to lock into even more is things that
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Speaker 1: are real, things that are tangible in your world, your family,
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Speaker 1: your friends, familiarity, you know, connecting with people. And I
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Speaker 1: wrote me a little list. We have some great calls
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Speaker 1: that came in from people. I wrote me a little
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Speaker 1: list here of things that I enjoy about life, some
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Speaker 1: little things that I enjoy. And if you want to
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Speaker 1: call in, we'll put some of these up next year.
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Speaker 1: And they can just be brief things. And you can
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Speaker 1: even text them as well. You can go to the website, theovon.com.
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Speaker 1: And there's a ways on there where you can contact
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Speaker 1: the podcast, but some things that I like about life,
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Speaker 1: small things, accidentally touching someone's leg that you don't know
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Speaker 1: very well. Now it's weird. It's all, you know, it's
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Speaker 1: kind of weird how it has, you know, you might
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Speaker 1: be sitting somewhere at a movie theater, you drop something,
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Speaker 1: you drop, um, a lip balm or you drop a, um,
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Speaker 1: you know, a couple of grams or whatever, whatever. I
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Speaker 1: don't know how you, you know, I don't know. I don't,
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Speaker 1: but I don't know what you do. But whatever, you
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Speaker 1: drop some, you know, a couple of Funyuns or whatever.
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Speaker 1: And you're like, oh, I'm getting those bitches. But it's
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Speaker 1: dark in the theater. So you reach down there to
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Speaker 1: get them and bam, you touch somebody's leg. You didn't
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Speaker 1: really see it. And it's weird because you don't know them.
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Speaker 1: They don't know, you all don't know each other. But
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Speaker 1: you've touched their leg and that's weird and shit. But
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Speaker 1: there's something unique about it. There's something very human about it.
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Speaker 1: What else? Petting a cat. If you're petting a cat
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Speaker 1: and it strikes at you like that and you call
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Speaker 1: it a little bitch, I like that. If you were
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Speaker 1: ever Somebody's like oh this is my cat This is
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Speaker 1: Cheryl or whatever Or this is Aunt Cheryl I had
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Speaker 1: a friend His cat was named Aunt Cheryl And I'm
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Speaker 1: like okay So I'm not going to be friends with
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Speaker 1: this guy too long But he'd be like Oh don't
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Speaker 1: you want to pet Aunt Cheryl And uh And at
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Speaker 1: first I was like, no, I do not want, I
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Speaker 1: do not want to, but he's like, he kept kind
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Speaker 1: of giving me the, like, he kept like giving me
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Speaker 1: like the, um, I guess the warm shoulder. He kept
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Speaker 1: like wanting me to do it. You know, if like,
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Speaker 1: I guess that's called warm shouldering. What is cold shouldering?
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Speaker 2: Cold.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Intentionally cold or unsympathetic treatment. So Yeah, this
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Speaker 1: guy was giving me more like he's kind of warm
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Speaker 1: shouldering me and be like, oh, don't you want to
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Speaker 1: pet Aunt Cheryl? And I didn't want to pet. I
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Speaker 1: didn't want to pet Aunt Cheryl. And then finally I
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Speaker 1: was like, all right, I'll pet Aunt Cheryl. And I
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Speaker 1: go to pet this cat. I pet one time. And
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Speaker 1: I don't pet more than two times usually. Because if
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Speaker 1: you do, if you keep doing that, you know what
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Speaker 1: I'm saying, somebody's going to fucking get active, you know, somebody's.
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Speaker 1: going to get activated in their body. So I pet
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Speaker 1: one and I go for the second pet and the
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Speaker 1: fucking cat, Aunt Cheryl, strikes me like that. And I'm like,
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Speaker 1: this little bitch. And anyway, I don't like it when
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Speaker 1: that happens, but I also do respect that it's a
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Speaker 1: unique thing about life. And so I'm grateful for that.
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Speaker 1: I'm grateful for the times that I get to pet
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Speaker 1: a cat and it strikes at me and I call
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Speaker 1: it a little bitch. That's something I like. Oh, showing
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Speaker 1: up for a loved one. That's number three. That's one
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Speaker 1: thing I really, really enjoy. Showing up for a loved one.
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Speaker 1: That's important. Making loud noises around your grandmother because she
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Speaker 1: is hard of hearing. And you can do that. You can,
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Speaker 1: you know, it's very rare you can be around someone
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Speaker 1: and rattle off a loud slur, right? And it can
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Speaker 1: be a racial slur. It can be non-racial if you want.
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Speaker 1: I mean, we know which ones are more fun. But
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Speaker 1: that can be exciting if the person can't hear but
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Speaker 1: you're right there with them because it's very rare you
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Speaker 1: can do that. But that's something I'm grateful for. Burying
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Speaker 1: something somewhere that no one will ever know about. And
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Speaker 1: some people are like, what do you mean? What are
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Speaker 1: you talking about? But go do it. Get you a shovel.
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Speaker 1: Get you a trowel. which is just a little baby shovel.
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Speaker 1: And they should just call it baby shovel. And get something.
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Speaker 1: Get a little something. Get an earring. Get a set
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Speaker 1: of earrings. Get a little sack of underpants or whatever. Whatever.
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Speaker 1: Get something. Get a bag of hair. Get a pair
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Speaker 1: of earrings. Get, you know, get a thing of, get
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Speaker 1: a little, just get something. You know what things are.
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Speaker 1: Get something, right? Get something and then go just bury
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Speaker 1: it somewhere. Bury it somewhere. Don't tell anybody. Always fun.
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Speaker 1: Calling the cops on someone. There's nothing more fun than that.
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Speaker 1: People kind of poo-poo it or whatever. I love it.
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Speaker 1: I used to live next door. I used to live
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Speaker 1: under a guy over there on Claiborne Avenue in New Orleans, bro.
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Speaker 1: And his family, they were, I don't know if they
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Speaker 1: were Baltic or Russian or European. They was like, you know,
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Speaker 1: they was, I don't know. You could hear some of
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Speaker 1: the women kind of, it felt like there was some
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Speaker 1: abuse up there sometimes. And they were a heavy set.
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Speaker 1: They had them big fatty calves, you know what I'm saying?
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Speaker 1: Big fucking knees. I mean, God. Like, this dude had
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Speaker 1: to spray WD-40 on his knees or whatever to get
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Speaker 1: them bitches to go. You know, he just had them, God, baby,
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Speaker 1: them leg knuckles, homie. This motherfucker was all knees. He
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Speaker 1: had knees in his damn arms. He was just big
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Speaker 1: bone like that. Anyway, I would call the police a lot.
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Speaker 1: I'd be like, hey, they have a gun upstairs. That's
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Speaker 1: what I would say. Did they have it? I don't know,
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Speaker 1: but the police get there quick. If you say, oh,
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Speaker 1: there's some guy with big knees upstairs, who's causing a
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Speaker 1: lot of shit, maybe abusing people. They don't come, dude.
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Speaker 1: But you say that, you know, big dog up there,
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Speaker 1: some fucking European construction worker up there has got that
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Speaker 1: pew-pew on him.
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Speaker 3: Bam.
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Speaker 1: 11 minutes, they're over. And then I take off my
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Speaker 1: shirt when I talk to the cops in the yard.
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Speaker 1: That's where I'm from. And I think that's how you
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Speaker 1: learn a lot about people. How do you talk to
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Speaker 1: the cops in your front yard? Shirt on, shirt off.
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Speaker 1: I'll go shirt off. But those are little things about
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Speaker 1: life that are kind of exciting. Riley Mal. Yes, sir.
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Speaker 1: What is something that you are kind of grateful for
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Speaker 1: this year? A little thing in the world that like,
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Speaker 1: is there a moment or something in the world that
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Speaker 1: makes you feel some gratitude?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: I mean, you know, I just there's there's a new.
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Speaker 4: New thing coming at the end of this year.
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Speaker 1: There's a new thing coming up?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, that I'm grateful for.
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Speaker 1: That you're grateful for. And it's not here yet, you're saying?
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Speaker 4: Not yet.
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Speaker 1: And good to hear your voice, brother. Have you been
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Speaker 1: taking voice lessons or something? You just sound more comfortable
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Speaker 1: in your skin.
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Speaker 4: No, just talking more.
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Speaker 1: Okay. And what is the... You're saying there's something on
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Speaker 1: the way that's coming. What is it? Or can you
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Speaker 1: share it? Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 4: I've got a little baby coming along the way.
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Speaker 1: God dang! You have a baby coming?
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Speaker 2: I do.
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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh! Bro! Unreal, dude. Congratulations, man.
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Speaker 4: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, bro. Dude, I remember when you hadn't
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Speaker 1: even come out of your own nuts or whatever. Remember that? Yeah. Wow.
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Speaker 1: And now you're like, I'll show them. Wow, dude. I'm
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Speaker 1: going to make this skeet grow up. That's crazy, dude.
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Speaker 1: Does everybody know about this?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, we made a post about it.
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Speaker 1: Man, I'm sorry, dude. I've really, I mean, it's selfish.
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Speaker 1: I've been caught up in my own universe, I think. Um,
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Speaker 1: but man, I want to hear more about this. And
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Speaker 1: is this with a woman that you are, um, still, uh,
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Speaker 1: involved with?
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Speaker 5: Yes.
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Speaker 6: Oh, wow.
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Speaker 1: So cool, man. Um, well, okay. Well, I want to
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Speaker 1: get back to you on that. I'm going to finish
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Speaker 1: out this list. Are there, is there anything that you
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Speaker 1: can think of outside of this future baby coming? And
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Speaker 1: is it a male or female? Do you know, have
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Speaker 1: y'all looked at it?
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Speaker 4: It's a male.
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Speaker 1: Amen, brother. God, God has got you, man. We can
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Speaker 1: even pray about it right now. You care if we
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Speaker 1: pray about it for a second?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's do it.
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Speaker 1: Let's do it, man. God, we just want to thank
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Speaker 1: you today. You know, in times where we're uncertain about
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Speaker 1: things and where we, it feels like it's tough to
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Speaker 1: get a foothold that sometimes our sense of purpose wanes
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Speaker 1: based on our society. that you can remind us that
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Speaker 1: there are important things in the world. God, we want
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Speaker 1: to thank you so much for giving Riley a chance
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Speaker 1: to be a father. You know, when I met Riley,
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Speaker 1: he was barely, he hadn't even had any, I'm going
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Speaker 1: to say it fast so it's not because we are
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Speaker 1: in a prayer. He hadn't even had any semen come
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Speaker 1: out of his body And here he is just serving
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Speaker 1: blast sauce and just having it grow up into something beautiful.
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Speaker 1: And we want to lift this child up to you, God,
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Speaker 1: before it's even here. And what's the name of the child, Riley?
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Speaker 4: We haven't announced it yet.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: God, we want to lift up this unannounced child to
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Speaker 1: you that at this point is still just a batch
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Speaker 1: of semen and egg that you are– helping cultivate and moisturize.
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Speaker 1: And so we just want to lift that up to you, God,
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Speaker 1: and say thank you for reminding us what is purposeful
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Speaker 1: and that we can find purpose in family. Rod, amen.
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Speaker 5: Amen.
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Speaker 1: Do you feel like this has given you a sense
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Speaker 1: of purpose, Riley?
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Speaker 4: I do.
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Speaker 2: Wow.
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Speaker 1: I'm so excited for you, man. And I'm also just like,
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Speaker 1: I mean, it's just, that's what's important. That's what's important, man.
19:35
Speaker 1: I'm going to rattle off a few other things. If
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Speaker 1: you can think of something small, we're going to get
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Speaker 1: back to you and talk about this in a few
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Speaker 1: seconds because we have questions that we're going to get
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Speaker 1: to from the hotline. Some other things that people enjoy doing. Oh,
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Speaker 1: on my list was getting engaged. That was one. That's
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Speaker 1: a fun, beautiful thing where when you see that moment
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Speaker 1: of somebody getting engaged, it really means something. Did that
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Speaker 1: happen as well for you, Riley?
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Speaker 4: Not yet.
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Speaker 1: Okay. So you're having a child out of wedlock currently? Yeah. Okay.
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Speaker 1: So we are stacking sin, brother. That's okay. But, hey,
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Speaker 1: you're trying, right? You're figuring it out. Here's something. Painting
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Speaker 1: something and then realizing you can't paint for shit. That
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Speaker 1: happens to me a lot. You know, I'll sit down
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Speaker 1: with a kid or a niece or nephew or something.
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Speaker 1: I'll want to draw something. And I'm like, let's draw.
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Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, let's draw. And we'll start drawing. I'm like, ah, fuck,
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Speaker 1: I still can't draw. I can't draw for shit. I
20:40
Speaker 1: never could. I can't paint for shit. And that's a
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Speaker 1: weird moment, but it's still a moment that I appreciate
20:45
Speaker 1: about life. There's something oddly kind of nice about it
20:48
Speaker 1: because it's very real. So those are some things that I,
20:53
Speaker 1: some feelings that I've enjoyed over the years. And those
20:56
Speaker 1: are little things that I like to lock back in
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Speaker 1: on that make me feel alive and purposeful. And you
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Speaker 1: have a lot of those, I'm sure. You know, you
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Speaker 1: have a lot of those. You want to name one, Riley?
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Speaker 1: Anything else that comes to your mind?
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Speaker 4: Not that I could think of.
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Speaker 5: Yep.
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Speaker 1: I knew, I knew that. Look, I've been jocking some
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Speaker 1: new unders, baby. I've been, I found a pair. They just, they,
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Speaker 1: they really engulf my body and they cover my packages.
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Speaker 1: my friend Sebastian Maniscalco has a new special coming out
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25:46
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25:50
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25:54
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25:58
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26:02
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26:17
Speaker 8: I'm waking up my wife with the sounds.
26:20
Speaker 1: Coming out of my body.
26:24
Speaker 8: Three o'clock in the morning, she's like, are you eating
26:27
Speaker 8: potato chips? That's my knees extending onto the floor for
26:33
Speaker 8: my ninth piss.
26:35
Speaker 1: Go back to bed, babe. I didn't bring a can
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26:41
Speaker 8: And speaking of going to the bathroom, I took my
26:43
Speaker 8: son to the bathroom at a restaurant, and I was
26:46
Speaker 8: watching him go.
26:47
Speaker 1: I was jealous at the strength of his stream. He
26:51
Speaker 1: was chipping porcelain off the back of the boat. Oh, yeah.
26:56
Speaker 1: And I will say that. If I'm in a public place,
27:01
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27:03
Speaker 1: will let it build up. I will do, you know,
27:07
Speaker 1: I will save up. I will let it build until
27:12
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27:15
Speaker 1: And I'll pee straight into the water as fast as
27:17
Speaker 1: I can so that people are like, dang, this guy's really,
27:23
Speaker 1: he got that PSI on him, you know? You feel me, player?
27:26
Speaker 1: Let's hear more here from Sebastian.
27:29
Speaker 8: I get up in the middle of the night, and
27:30
Speaker 8: when I go to the bathroom, it's two streams.
27:34
Speaker 1: I need two toilets now. I'm pissing mist. All right.
27:43
Speaker 3: I'm pissing mist. Yeah, this guy, right? Like, this guy,
27:55
Speaker 3: this guy, you know?
27:57
Speaker 1: Like Sebastian, like if he saw a ghost or something,
28:00
Speaker 1: he'd be like reporting it to the police. He'd be like, yeah, officer.
28:04
Speaker 1: You know, this guy, he's not a guy. You can't
28:07
Speaker 1: see him.
28:08
Speaker 2: You know?
28:09
Speaker 3: The guy's a fucking ghost.
28:14
Speaker 1: You know?
28:15
Speaker 3: And the ghost, you know, he's wearing like, you know?
28:21
Speaker 3: And I'm like looking at like, he doesn't even have
28:24
Speaker 3: any footprints on him.
28:31
Speaker 1: That would be good. Yeah, he's reporting a goat. Like, yeah, officer.
28:38
Speaker 3: The guy, he's a, you know, he's a guy, but
28:41
Speaker 3: he's not a guy.
28:43
Speaker 1: You feel me?
28:45
Speaker 3: He's a guy. You know what I'm saying? He used
28:49
Speaker 3: to be a guy.
28:53
Speaker 1: He's a guy. And the officer's like, excuse me, what
28:59
Speaker 1: are you trying? He's like, I'm telling you, the guy
29:03
Speaker 1: used to be a guy. Uh, yeah, I don't know.
29:08
Speaker 1: That's about Maniscalco reporting a ghost. I don't know. I
29:12
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm doing. Who does? Um, but yeah,
29:16
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Speaker 1: what it's called. Now streaming on Hulu and Hulu on
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Speaker 1: Disney plus for bundle subscribers. Um, Yeah, I want to
29:28
Speaker 1: support my guy there. So blessings to you, Sebastian, always
29:32
Speaker 1: being supportive, being brave, going out and doing some movies,
29:37
Speaker 1: different things that he wants to do over the years.
29:40
Speaker 1: I admire that guy. I admire that guy. I got
29:45
Speaker 1: to work on that. That is one of the best.
29:47
Speaker 1: There's so many people that do so many great Sebastian impersonations.
29:50
Speaker 1: And just like you see like couples in his audience
29:53
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. And there's something pretty magical about
29:56
Speaker 1: his crowd and his fan base. We got some calls
29:58
Speaker 1: that came in. The holidays. Here's one that came in
30:02
Speaker 1: right here. Let's hit it.
30:06
Speaker 6: Hey, Theo.
30:07
Speaker 2: This is Bailey, and I'm 23. What's up, Bailey?
30:13
Speaker 1: And thank you for being alive and calling in. Onward.
30:18
Speaker 2: And I was just calling to just tell people that
30:22
Speaker 2: shit does get better. This time last year on Thanksgiving,
30:26
Speaker 2: I was in a psych ward, you know, I got the,
30:28
Speaker 2: I got the BPD, uh, and it's like tough to
30:33
Speaker 2: come to terms with and.
30:34
Speaker 1: Just, wait, you got the what? Let me hear it again.
30:36
Speaker 2: In a psych ward, you know, I got the, I
30:39
Speaker 2: got the BPD.
30:40
Speaker 1: Uh, what is BPD? Riley, you familiar with that? I
30:45
Speaker 1: am not. Okay. You think you could create some familiar
30:50
Speaker 1: familiarity with it pretty quickly somehow over there?
30:57
Speaker 5: BPD is borderline personality disorder.
31:00
Speaker 1: Okay. There we go. I didn't know it. And thank you, sir.
31:04
Speaker 9: Onward.
31:05
Speaker 2: And it's like tough to come to terms with and
31:09
Speaker 2: just dealing with depression, but I don't know, man. You
31:13
Speaker 2: don't notice it like right away, but suddenly like it
31:17
Speaker 2: kind of lifts and I'm almost a year later and
31:20
Speaker 2: turning 24. And I don't know, man, like it feels
31:24
Speaker 2: cool to live and I've just really enjoyed listening to
31:27
Speaker 2: your podcast, and you're just such a light man, and
31:31
Speaker 2: I really appreciate you. And you just say some of
31:34
Speaker 2: the craziest shit, and it always makes my day. Well,
31:38
Speaker 2: thank you, Theo. Everybody, shit gets better, even if you
31:42
Speaker 2: can't see it right now. I think there's a purpose
31:45
Speaker 2: in life, and it will work out just the way
31:50
Speaker 2: it needs to, even if you can't see it right now.
31:52
Speaker 2: So let me just, like.
31:53
Speaker 6: Tell you all that.
31:55
Speaker 1: Amen. Wow. That's very profound. I could hear a lot
31:59
Speaker 1: of the joy in your voice too.
32:03
Speaker 3: Yeah.
32:03
Speaker 1: It's like almost like, well, thank you right there. Even
32:04
Speaker 1: just that statement, like it were, you know, like even
32:07
Speaker 1: if I just let your words be my glasses for
32:09
Speaker 1: a minute, you know, out of my own eyes, I
32:11
Speaker 1: can't see that this is going to be different. But
32:14
Speaker 1: if I can take your words of experience right there
32:17
Speaker 1: and put them on my face for a second, I could,
32:20
Speaker 1: I could see, oh, There's so much possibility. There is
32:23
Speaker 1: a different, there is something different, you know? So that's
32:29
Speaker 1: kind of like, yeah, that's, I guess, what people's words
32:33
Speaker 1: and encouragement can do for you and sharing your testimony
32:37
Speaker 1: on something. But I'm so happy for you. I'm so
32:43
Speaker 1: happy for you, Bailey, that you hung in there. I
32:47
Speaker 1: love this part. This part really made me feel something
32:49
Speaker 1: right in here. Let me play it again.
32:51
Speaker 2: Tough to come to terms with and just dealing with
32:54
Speaker 2: depression but I don't know man you don't notice it
32:59
Speaker 2: like right away but suddenly like it kind of lifts
33:02
Speaker 2: and I'm almost a year later and turning 24 and
33:06
Speaker 2: I don't know man like it feels cool to live
33:09
Speaker 2: and there you.
33:10
Speaker 1: Go that's cool yeah oh that's another great feeling huh
33:15
Speaker 1: when it feels cool to live dude when you see
33:18
Speaker 1: two people with big bellies that are hugging each other
33:20
Speaker 1: kind of or like kind of God, I love that
33:22
Speaker 1: when you see them fucking first those bellies touch and
33:24
Speaker 1: then they touch each other with their arms. Fuck, I
33:27
Speaker 1: love that. We had some neighbors at our first apartment
33:30
Speaker 1: complex and they were bellied up. I mean, these bitches
33:34
Speaker 1: had some fucking fronts on them, you know, and we
33:37
Speaker 1: people in our area were poor. And so if you
33:39
Speaker 1: saw somebody had a little bit extra body on him,
33:41
Speaker 1: you almost were you were kind of fucking jealous because
33:44
Speaker 1: you knew they'd been eating and they'd been, you know,
33:47
Speaker 1: snacking or whatever and doing ice creams at night. It
33:49
Speaker 1: was like no judgment. You know, I would look damn
33:53
Speaker 1: emaciated as a child. And so, but God, you'd see
33:59
Speaker 1: some of them thickers and you'd be like, damn boy,
34:01
Speaker 1: these thickers out here, they really, they showing off. You know,
34:08
Speaker 1: because if everybody's hungry and you walk around and you
34:12
Speaker 1: stouting about and you got a little sack of, you know,
34:16
Speaker 1: cheese nuggets or whatever in your pocket and shit at
34:19
Speaker 1: all time, baby. Then people are going to question things,
34:22
Speaker 1: you know? And the one dude, he would always keep
34:25
Speaker 1: a little thing of bacon bits on him. And he'd
34:28
Speaker 1: fucking sprinkle them bitches in his hand and put a
34:30
Speaker 1: couple in his mouth. Because he liked having that hit
34:32
Speaker 1: of meat on his tongue. Anyway, but yeah, them bacon bits.
34:37
Speaker 1: You ever have any bacon bits, Raleigh Mal?
34:42
Speaker 5: I have.
34:43
Speaker 1: What you think of them, baby?
34:44
Speaker 4: I think they're pretty good.
34:47
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about, big dog. What was I
34:52
Speaker 1: talking about? I don't know. What were we just talking about, Riley?
34:54
Speaker 1: Do you remember? I do not. Unreal, man. Good to
35:01
Speaker 1: see you again, as always, dude. I had just played
35:06
Speaker 1: this freaking, and I said we're having a great time,
35:10
Speaker 1: and then, shit, I don't know. But thank you, Bailey,
35:16
Speaker 1: for that calling in and just reminding us that things
35:19
Speaker 1: get better and that, That we are here for a purpose.
35:22
Speaker 1: That's what I like. Putting that on my shoulders. Well,
35:25
Speaker 1: then if this is what the world is, right? Then
35:29
Speaker 1: what is my purpose in it? Because it's still a
35:32
Speaker 1: video game and I'm still the hero, right? That's how
35:34
Speaker 1: we have to look at it, right? Not in an
35:37
Speaker 1: egotistical way, but it's like that I'm the first player.
35:40
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. You're player one. We're all player
35:42
Speaker 1: one for our own lives. And so what is our purpose?
35:45
Speaker 1: You know, what is my purpose? You know? And it's
35:49
Speaker 1: kind of nice if you think we live in a
35:51
Speaker 1: world of good versus evil. And not that we all
35:56
Speaker 1: don't have pieces of both in us, but that you
36:01
Speaker 1: can fight for one side. And what does that fight
36:03
Speaker 1: for me look like? That's kind of exciting. It gives
36:06
Speaker 1: your life a little bit of gravity. Riley Mal, let's
36:10
Speaker 1: go to you, man. Dude, I want to say thank
36:13
Speaker 1: you so much, man.
36:18
Speaker 3: Riley.
36:18
Speaker 2: Yep.
36:18
Speaker 1: Can you hear me? Yep.
36:20
Speaker 2: Okay.
36:21
Speaker 1: Well, didn't seem like you could, but what, so take
36:25
Speaker 1: me through this, man, because I remember how long ago
36:28
Speaker 1: was it that you and I met and you would
36:31
Speaker 1: never even felt that, that sauce climb right out of you,
36:35
Speaker 1: that little fucking baby rocket you got out of that
36:39
Speaker 1: little gerbil arm you got.
36:42
Speaker 4: Yeah, we, I think we met back in what, 2020?
36:45
Speaker 2: Nah-ah.
36:48
Speaker 1: I wasn't here. I thought you were. Well, we've seen
36:55
Speaker 1: you think a lot of things over the years, big dog,
36:59
Speaker 1: that did not pan out. But no, look, well, look,
37:02
Speaker 1: whatever year it was, man, when we connected, you remember
37:05
Speaker 1: you were at a space sexually, you were not even
37:07
Speaker 1: sexually active.
37:08
Speaker 2: Right.
37:10
Speaker 1: And then that changed. And how did you get to
37:13
Speaker 1: the point of fathering? Because you got there really fast,
37:15
Speaker 1: it seems like. Do you feel like that? Tell me something.
37:22
Speaker 5: Yeah.
37:23
Speaker 4: I was on tour when.
37:25
Speaker 1: On tour with... You were working as a... Doing audio-visual
37:31
Speaker 1: on tour?
37:32
Speaker 4: Correct.
37:33
Speaker 1: Okay.
37:34
Speaker 5: And then that's when she found out. So she didn't
37:36
Speaker 5: tell me until I came back.
37:39
Speaker 1: Okay.
37:41
Speaker 5: And.
37:42
Speaker 1: Um, did she do a special ceremony to let you know?
37:46
Speaker 5: No.
37:47
Speaker 1: Did she put it in a card or anything? Did
37:49
Speaker 1: she write it? Like, you know, a lot of times
37:51
Speaker 1: women will, uh, you know, if they're pissed, they'll fucking
37:55
Speaker 1: write it on the front of your house with spray paint.
37:57
Speaker 1: Like it's yours, mother, you know? Um, but if they're not,
38:01
Speaker 1: sometimes they'll put like a little picture of a baby
38:03
Speaker 1: or something or draw a picture of a baby with
38:05
Speaker 1: a crayon or something and put that, you know, hide
38:08
Speaker 1: it under your dinner napkin or dinner dish.
38:11
Speaker 2: Nope.
38:13
Speaker 1: Okay. Nothing, huh?
38:15
Speaker 4: Nothing.
38:16
Speaker 1: Did she look you in the eyes? Was she vacuuming?
38:18
Speaker 1: And she just stopped it for a second and said, Hey, we're, we're,
38:21
Speaker 1: you know, we're having one. And then start, like, did she,
38:24
Speaker 1: was there any extracurriculars involved with it?
38:29
Speaker 4: Uh, no, we were just sitting down.
38:32
Speaker 1: Wow. And how do you feel, man?
38:37
Speaker 4: Uh, now I feel pretty good.
38:39
Speaker 2: Okay.
38:40
Speaker 1: At the beginning, were you scared? Yeah. What were some
38:44
Speaker 1: of your original fears, man? And thank you for sharing
38:46
Speaker 1: this with us, because I think a lot of people
38:49
Speaker 1: go through this. I mean, we talked to a guy
38:51
Speaker 1: a couple of months ago, and he was saying that
38:54
Speaker 1: he was having a child, and he was very scared.
38:57
Speaker 1: But yeah, tell me about that Raleigh baby.
39:00
Speaker 9: Yeah.
39:00
Speaker 4: I mean, at first, I was terrified.
39:04
Speaker 1: What did you do? Did you stand up? Did you
39:06
Speaker 1: fucking shake your hands like this? Did you make a sound?
39:08
Speaker 1: Can you take me through a little bit of it?
39:11
Speaker 5: No, we were both just sitting down and I was
39:13
Speaker 5: looking at her and I was like, oh, like, you're
39:15
Speaker 5: not kidding. And she was like, no, not kidding. I'm like,
39:19
Speaker 5: you sure?
39:19
Speaker 4: She was like, yeah, I'm pretty sure.
39:22
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, okay. And did you guys make love
39:29
Speaker 1: again that night?
39:30
Speaker 10: Or is that?
39:31
Speaker 4: Not that night.
39:32
Speaker 1: Okay. But soon after you think?
39:35
Speaker 2: Yeah.
39:36
Speaker 3: Wow, Riley. Returning to the scene of the crime, bro.
39:42
Speaker 1: Dang, dude. Riley stopping back by to peep the skeet
39:46
Speaker 1: work on me.
39:47
Speaker 3: Damn.
39:48
Speaker 1: That's crazy work, bro. That's unhinged dog. Um, do you
39:54
Speaker 1: guys remember the night of conception? Was that a big night?
39:57
Speaker 1: I know that, you know, whenever we'd spoken last, I
40:00
Speaker 1: think you'd probably had sex, I think almost six times.
40:04
Speaker 1: And is, did that, was this a special evening at all?
40:09
Speaker 1: When you guys look back on it, had you guys
40:11
Speaker 1: been out to hear any music? Had you heard some,
40:13
Speaker 1: you know, had you been to the young boy show?
40:15
Speaker 1: Had you been to listen to some Ella Langley? Had you, um,
40:20
Speaker 1: I know that Dermot Kennedy had also played recently. Was
40:24
Speaker 1: there anybody that you guys had listened to?
40:27
Speaker 4: No, it wasn't like that. I will say it was
40:31
Speaker 4: on April 1st.
40:34
Speaker 5: Wow.
40:38
Speaker 1: So Riley popping in, huh?
40:41
Speaker 2: Yeah.
40:41
Speaker 1: With that Chinese chop work on fucking April Fool's Day.
40:49
Speaker 1: Do you think that is a risky day to ejaculate
40:51
Speaker 1: into somebody?
40:54
Speaker 4: Now I do.
40:57
Speaker 1: Big facts, homie. Big facts. Riley freaking ejacking. Damn, homie.
41:05
Speaker 2: God.
41:06
Speaker 1: I remember when you were just a little fucking magic lamp, bro.
41:09
Speaker 1: Just waiting to bust. I was afraid to even accidentally
41:12
Speaker 1: bump into you. Figured the semen would just fly out
41:15
Speaker 1: of your eyes. Because you were so full and you'd
41:18
Speaker 1: never even eject or whatever. God, baby, praise God. And now,
41:24
Speaker 1: and have you seen photos of you? Are you sure
41:26
Speaker 1: you guys are having a child?
41:27
Speaker 5: Yeah.
41:28
Speaker 1: And is there a short list of names, even a
41:30
Speaker 1: few names?
41:33
Speaker 4: I think we finally narrowed it down.
41:35
Speaker 1: Can you give us one letter that's in the name? M. M.
41:44
Speaker 1: Can I have one guess, even if you don't tell
41:46
Speaker 1: me if it's right? Yeah.
41:52
Speaker 3: Mark.
41:54
Speaker 4: Good guess.
41:57
Speaker 1: But you're not telling me if it's right, huh?
41:58
Speaker 2: Nope.
41:59
Speaker 1: Yeah. And you can, is there, yeah. I don't know
42:02
Speaker 1: if you can, Mark is kind of, it's a great name.
42:05
Speaker 1: My friend, I have a friend named Mark. He's doing
42:06
Speaker 1: pretty good, I think.
42:08
Speaker 2: Um.
42:09
Speaker 1: Well, I want you to think of a couple of things.
42:11
Speaker 1: I'm going to come back to this. Riley, we're going
42:13
Speaker 1: to jump into another call right here, okay? Here's one
42:16
Speaker 1: right here, a call that came in.
42:17
Speaker 10: Hi, Theo. It's Anna.
42:20
Speaker 1: Hey, Anna. Thank you for calling. And blessings to you
42:25
Speaker 1: this time of year, my love.
42:27
Speaker 3: Onward.
42:28
Speaker 7: I'm just calling because, you know, the holidays are coming up. Thanksgiving,
42:32
Speaker 7: Christmas for all who celebrate. And anyways... I hate my family.
42:42
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah. Yeah, that is a thing. That's a thing.
42:53
Speaker 7: I hate saying it out loud, but I hate them.
42:59
Speaker 7: They're so mean to me. And I have no one
43:02
Speaker 7: to celebrate with. And I'm just sad, man. I'm just
43:07
Speaker 7: so sad about it. And I don't know if you've
43:10
Speaker 7: ever had problems with your family, but it just sucks.
43:15
Speaker 7: So anyways, I figured I'd just send this voicemail because
43:20
Speaker 7: I don't know. I just wanted to.
43:24
Speaker 6: Bye, Theo.
43:27
Speaker 1: Bye, Anne. Was it Anne or Anna? I'm sorry. Do
43:29
Speaker 1: you remember Riley?
43:35
Speaker 3: Hi, Theo.
43:36
Speaker 10: It's Anna.
43:40
Speaker 1: Um, well, Anna, thanks for calling in and just letting
43:43
Speaker 1: us know. Sometimes you have to say something, you know,
43:45
Speaker 1: sometimes you have to say something. Sometimes you have to
43:50
Speaker 1: say stuff. I hate my family. I don't give a shit.
43:54
Speaker 1: I think somebody is a wizard. Fuck you. Piece of shit.
44:01
Speaker 1: Those are five things I'd have said that were inside
44:03
Speaker 1: of me. Sometimes If you do that, you rattle off
44:06
Speaker 1: five things and you just make it every other second
44:07
Speaker 1: you put a finger up and you have to say
44:09
Speaker 1: them no matter what. You know? Start that one, Riley.
44:14
Speaker 1: Start it with I hate my family and do four
44:15
Speaker 1: others right after. See what comes out of you. Just
44:26
Speaker 1: try it. There's no right or wrong.
44:30
Speaker 4: I love my girlfriend.
44:32
Speaker 1: We have to start with I hate my family. We're
44:34
Speaker 1: not saying we hate our families. We're just saying we're
44:36
Speaker 1: supporting Anne. All right.
44:39
Speaker 4: I hate my family. I love my girlfriend. This podcast
44:45
Speaker 4: is great.
44:48
Speaker 1: Come on. You're thinking too hard. Let it out. Fuck.
44:54
Speaker 1: Let it out, motherfucker.
44:55
Speaker 4: Say it.
44:57
Speaker 2: Fuck.
45:04
Speaker 5: Whatever.
45:05
Speaker 1: It's all good, man. You do your best. Was that
45:06
Speaker 1: the best you could do? Yeah.
45:08
Speaker 5: Okay.
45:10
Speaker 1: That's all right, man. I think you're still in your
45:12
Speaker 1: head about it, but sometimes just letting those feelings out.
45:15
Speaker 1: And yeah, I could definitely relate. Look, I'll tell you
45:17
Speaker 1: some things though. And I will say this, there's times
45:19
Speaker 1: where I didn't like my family, but the truth was
45:21
Speaker 1: I'm the problem. You know, now if they're so mean
45:26
Speaker 1: to you, that's one thing. But I had times in
45:29
Speaker 1: my life where I'm the problem. Oh, I don't want
45:31
Speaker 1: to go to that.
45:32
Speaker 2: Why?
45:32
Speaker 1: Because I don't want to be uncomfortable. Well, if I
45:37
Speaker 1: already know, you know, now, if it's true that I'm
45:39
Speaker 1: all it's like they're they're mean to me and they are,
45:42
Speaker 1: you know, if they put on heavy gloves and tickle
45:44
Speaker 1: me or they do something bad or call me dirty
45:47
Speaker 1: baby or something or fucking write racial shit on my
45:50
Speaker 1: car or whatever. Yeah, that's fucked up. But if they're just,
45:54
Speaker 1: you know, being family and stuff and. You know. I
45:59
Speaker 1: don't know. Like we have to make things real. So
46:04
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, I gotta go show up. It's an act,
46:07
Speaker 1: you know, consider it an act of service. At least
46:08
Speaker 1: in my family, there might be another family member that
46:11
Speaker 1: gets to look across the table and I'm there for them.
46:13
Speaker 5: Right.
46:14
Speaker 1: And the truth is I, I'll get more joy out
46:16
Speaker 1: of it because I need family. I need connection. So
46:22
Speaker 1: I'm not preaching that or anything. I think I'm actually
46:24
Speaker 1: just talking to myself out loud and, uh, But I've made,
46:29
Speaker 1: you know, over the years, I've thought, I don't need this,
46:31
Speaker 1: I don't need this, you know. But, so maybe there's
46:36
Speaker 1: a way to try to work it out for the best.
46:38
Speaker 1: And if not, don't get caught in that self-pity place.
46:41
Speaker 1: Like right here, you were saying.
46:42
Speaker 7: And I have no one to celebrate with. And I'm
46:46
Speaker 7: just sad, man. I'm just so sad about it.
46:51
Speaker 1: Right, that place can get kind of tricky. Like, it's
46:54
Speaker 1: okay to feel some sadness, but don't get so caught
46:57
Speaker 1: in it. Where you're just, just always just telling people
47:00
Speaker 1: you're sad or feeling too sad. Like, um, it's okay,
47:05
Speaker 1: but that can become like, I got addicted in my
47:08
Speaker 1: life to self pity and I didn't realize it. Uh,
47:13
Speaker 1: so I hope you don't think I'm trying to preach
47:14
Speaker 1: at you. Um, and maybe I was a little bit,
47:16
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm a little animated. Um, and I just, uh, yeah,
47:22
Speaker 1: we're trying our best though. And so are you. And
47:25
Speaker 1: so that's okay. And happy holidays to you. And I'll
47:29
Speaker 1: be thinking of you. And I'll say a nice little
47:32
Speaker 1: prayer for you. And Anna.
47:38
Speaker 5: Anna.
47:39
Speaker 1: Happy Thanksgiving, Anna. And I hope you create a moment
47:42
Speaker 1: where you find some other friends. Or find some other family.
47:47
Speaker 1: You don't have to do it all. But try to
47:49
Speaker 1: have some sense of connection out there. Even if you're
47:51
Speaker 1: just holding a puppy. Or you're doing something. Looking at
47:53
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48:00
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49:21
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49:26
Speaker 1: call here. What's up, Theo?
49:28
Speaker 9: This is Cage from down here in Allenboro, North Carolina.
49:32
Speaker 1: What's up, Cage over there from North Carolina. Thank you
49:37
Speaker 1: for calling, brother. Happy holidays.
49:38
Speaker 2: Onward.
49:39
Speaker 9: And me and my old lady, we got a little
49:41
Speaker 9: boy and we trying to have another baby. And we,
49:44
Speaker 9: you know, we pregnant and we went to the doctor.
49:47
Speaker 9: We're having two of them little fuckers. We having twins
49:50
Speaker 9: and it's two little girls. We got a boy now.
49:52
Speaker 9: It's just, I'm just asking what kind of advice you
49:55
Speaker 9: think you can give me. I don't know. We ain't
49:57
Speaker 9: got no girls or nothing. There's going to be two
49:59
Speaker 9: babies at once. So what's your thoughts and what's some
50:02
Speaker 9: advice you can give me?
50:03
Speaker 10: Thank you, man.
50:05
Speaker 1: Amen, brother. Thank you, brother. And thank you for calling in, man. Um,
50:09
Speaker 1: congratulations I would say right there that's what I would
50:13
Speaker 1: say Riley Mal what would you say to this fella
50:17
Speaker 1: I would say congratulations and what advice would you have
50:20
Speaker 1: for him or what fears do you have here with
50:22
Speaker 1: even one coming in cause y'all are running one and
50:25
Speaker 1: this fella's uh he's got that side by side going.
50:30
Speaker 4: Um I mean it's you know just get ready.
50:39
Speaker 1: And there you go right there. I'll tell you right
50:42
Speaker 1: this there, Cage. People know this, and blessings to you
50:47
Speaker 1: and your family, but I don't believe in twins. I've
50:49
Speaker 1: never have believed in twins. I don't kind of believe
50:53
Speaker 1: in some of that wizardry. I don't believe in some
50:58
Speaker 1: of the trickery and wizardry of the darker realms. But
51:05
Speaker 1: you guys are having twins, and you guys are going
51:07
Speaker 1: to be owner-operators of twins. And so I support that.
51:14
Speaker 1: You know, I support you. And I want your children
51:17
Speaker 1: to be happy, of course, you know. You know, but I've, yeah,
51:21
Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of stuff happen in there that
51:23
Speaker 1: can get, out there that can get pretty wild. Or
51:26
Speaker 1: twins will keep secrets. There was that twin, they had
51:31
Speaker 1: that twin baby. There's a video of it that can whistle.
51:34
Speaker 1: You know, bitch is four months old and bitch is whistling.
51:37
Speaker 1: Dogs are showing up outside. So that seems extracurricular spiritually
51:43
Speaker 1: to me. But I think one thing is, man, you
51:49
Speaker 1: just got to just be there and love them. You
51:53
Speaker 1: got to be there and love them. And it sounds
51:56
Speaker 1: like you guys are already ready to do that. You know,
52:00
Speaker 1: you sounded excited. I could hear the excitement in your voice. Yeah,
52:05
Speaker 1: it's tough, you know. But now if you could, like,
52:10
Speaker 1: you might have to ration food. I don't know what
52:12
Speaker 1: it gets like. You know, I don't know how crazy
52:17
Speaker 1: the world gets, if the government will take a twin.
52:20
Speaker 1: I don't know what realm we're headed into. But I
52:25
Speaker 1: just think you got, man, you got a lot of
52:30
Speaker 1: work ahead, brother. But it sounds like your heart is
52:33
Speaker 1: ready for it, man. And congratulations and blessings to you
52:37
Speaker 1: guys over there. And praise God. And, um, yeah. You know,
52:45
Speaker 1: I can't even imagine what that's like. You know, I
52:49
Speaker 1: just can't even imagine. My stepdad used to own one
52:51
Speaker 1: of those, uh, five bay outdoor car washes and yacht.
52:57
Speaker 1: Because he had a three bay, right? He ran a
52:59
Speaker 1: three bay over there for a while. It was coin operated.
53:02
Speaker 1: Off of, uh, 190 over there in Covington. Right near, uh,
53:09
Speaker 1: right up river from Boga Fly Park. And he ran
53:13
Speaker 1: that coin up over there and he got that five
53:17
Speaker 1: bay and God, it shook him. It shook him. So
53:21
Speaker 1: it was a lot. So yeah, and I'm not trying to,
53:26
Speaker 1: you know, maybe I shouldn't be comparing owning coin operated
53:29
Speaker 1: car washes to an amount of children you can have,
53:32
Speaker 1: but you know, some people do that shit, man.
53:37
Speaker 5: You know?
53:37
Speaker 1: Um, I mean, yeah, I, I mean, I had a
53:39
Speaker 1: neighbor like that. She'd compare things that shouldn't even be,
53:43
Speaker 1: you know, it'd be like, um, I'd say, you know,
53:46
Speaker 1: there's been a lot of fentanyl overdoses and just heartbreaking
53:50
Speaker 1: for Americans. She just always, but what, you know, well, we,
53:54
Speaker 1: you know, we, we got very sick from the, uh, chat,
53:58
Speaker 1: that new Chinese food place. I mean, all right, bitch.
54:04
Speaker 1: All right. That ain't the same. Uh, let me see.
54:09
Speaker 1: Let's finish up this holiday episode here. Thanksgiving. And man,
54:13
Speaker 1: this is kind of some of the most fun is
54:15
Speaker 1: some of this. And I want to lean into this more.
54:18
Speaker 1: I think I didn't know, you know, you're just trying
54:20
Speaker 1: with podcasts. You're just trying to, um, figure out what
54:26
Speaker 1: do you want? What do, uh, and then you start
54:30
Speaker 1: to think, well, what does your audience want? But then
54:33
Speaker 1: even when I was, um, uh, on my buddy's podcast
54:37
Speaker 1: the other day, he said, well, it's like, yeah, who
54:38
Speaker 1: do you want to listen to? What do you want
54:39
Speaker 1: to learn about? And what do you want to talk about?
54:43
Speaker 1: And what excites you, you know? And, uh, and that
54:48
Speaker 1: was good. That was good to hear and be reminded of. And, um, yeah,
54:54
Speaker 1: I think sometimes I struggle when I'm losing, when I'm
54:56
Speaker 1: lacking confidence about myself, I'll, I don't know what my
54:59
Speaker 1: plan is. And so I'll, like look at other people's
55:02
Speaker 1: plans and see, you know, well, maybe I'll just try and, uh,
55:08
Speaker 1: do that, do what's worked for somebody else type of thing.
55:12
Speaker 1: And there's nothing wrong with that, but, uh, yeah, I
55:17
Speaker 1: like it better when I feel grounded and I'm more
55:19
Speaker 1: locked in on my own plan. And so I think
55:22
Speaker 1: that's something I hope over this holiday season to just
55:24
Speaker 1: connect with God more and get a stronger sense of
55:27
Speaker 1: myself and my own plan. Um, But, yeah, I'm just
55:31
Speaker 1: thankful that we can be alive to think about these
55:36
Speaker 1: things and hear about them together and to watch some
55:38
Speaker 1: guy bravely bring twins into the world. Dark arts, brother.
55:50
Speaker 1: What do we got here?
55:52
Speaker 10: Hey, Theo. My name is Danielle.
55:54
Speaker 1: Hey, Danielle. Thanks for calling.
55:57
Speaker 2: Onward.
55:58
Speaker 10: Um, I'm calling from Southern California. I had a question
56:03
Speaker 10: for you. Um, I've heard you say before that, um,
56:08
Speaker 10: you are trying to meet God halfway. Um, and you know,
56:13
Speaker 10: in my life lately, I've been struggling with some stuff
56:15
Speaker 10: and I'm, I'm seeing God or, or at least like
56:18
Speaker 10: the universe or some sort of higher power, um, working
56:22
Speaker 10: to help me in kind of mysterious ways. Um, But anyway,
56:27
Speaker 10: so my question for you is, well, I guess I
56:30
Speaker 10: want to learn how to meet that higher power halfway.
56:34
Speaker 10: So what does that look like to you when, um,
56:37
Speaker 10: when you say that you're trying to meet God halfway?
56:40
Speaker 10: All right. Thank you so much. Thanks for all that
56:42
Speaker 10: you do.
56:44
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you so much for the call there. Um, yeah,
56:48
Speaker 1: I guess when I, what I mean about that is like, um, Yeah,
56:54
Speaker 1: it's just, it's a relationship, you know? So if I have,
56:59
Speaker 1: if I'm, you know, in prayer, in consultation with the
57:05
Speaker 1: higher power, right? It can be God, it can be
57:08
Speaker 1: the universe, it can be what you need for you, right?
57:12
Speaker 1: If I'm praying regularly, if I'm thinking about others regularly,
57:17
Speaker 1: if I'm checking in on people to see how they're doing,
57:20
Speaker 1: if I'm getting outside of myself, those are things I
57:26
Speaker 1: feel like God wants me to do, you know? And
57:29
Speaker 1: if I do those things, it keeps my relationship with
57:31
Speaker 1: my higher power, with the universe, with God, however you
57:35
Speaker 1: choose to describe it. It keeps that warm. You know,
57:39
Speaker 1: it's a comfortable, it's not a far walk. You know,
57:42
Speaker 1: if I've, if I've talked to God in prayer and
57:45
Speaker 1: thought or in consultation in the past day or two
57:49
Speaker 1: or today, a couple of times, then, then if I
57:52
Speaker 1: need some help and say, God, I don't know what
57:54
Speaker 1: to do right now. Can you, Help guide me. Can
57:59
Speaker 1: you give me some intuition? Do you have any direction
58:07
Speaker 1: for me? Those sorts of things. Then the relationship's already
58:09
Speaker 1: warm because I've been praying and kind of talking with
58:16
Speaker 1: God through prayers and just through moments of silence and peace, meditation,
58:21
Speaker 1: those sorts of things. So if I have that going
58:23
Speaker 1: and the relationship's already warm, then If I need God
58:26
Speaker 1: for something immediately or I need some influence from the universe,
58:29
Speaker 1: I need some help, I need some guidance, some suggestion,
58:31
Speaker 1: then it's right. Then the walkway is already warm, you know,
58:35
Speaker 1: because there's already a lot of footprints on it. It's
58:37
Speaker 1: more of a thoroughfare than if I'm just running in
58:40
Speaker 1: last minute and be like, where's God? You know, I
58:44
Speaker 1: need something. I need, you know. So, yeah, I think
58:48
Speaker 1: that's all I was saying. Because I think God's right there.
58:52
Speaker 1: It's just like, how much do we want to connect?
58:54
Speaker 1: And I think we've gotten away from that as a society, maybe.
58:57
Speaker 1: And maybe that might just be me saying that. So
59:00
Speaker 1: I think I've gotten it away from it some in
59:01
Speaker 1: my life. We got a call right here that came in.
59:04
Speaker 1: Let's get one more here.
59:05
Speaker 6: Hi, Theo. I was just calling to tell you how.
59:10
Speaker 6: much I've appreciated all of your podcasts. I've been to
59:14
Speaker 6: two of your comedy shows and I just am happy
59:17
Speaker 6: to hear that you're getting a break for yourself and
59:20
Speaker 6: that you're done touring because You really give so much
59:24
Speaker 6: of yourself to us, and I'm so grateful for that,
59:27
Speaker 6: but I hope you're taking time to practice self-care because
59:31
Speaker 6: you've been through a lot just from hearing about your
59:33
Speaker 6: stories and hearing even the truths of your comedy show.
59:38
Speaker 6: I just hope that you're getting some time to just
59:41
Speaker 6: really reflect and appreciate your own work and how much
59:44
Speaker 6: you've made a difference in all of our lives. I
59:47
Speaker 6: listened to you in my first half marathon. I listened
59:50
Speaker 6: to you throughout college, listened to you in med school now.
59:54
Speaker 6: And I just wanted to call and just give you
59:56
Speaker 6: my appreciation because you really made a difference in my
59:59
Speaker 6: life and you've made me see things so much differently.
1:00:02
Speaker 6: And I just, I love you for that. And yeah,
1:00:05
Speaker 6: that's all I wanted to say. I don't have a
1:00:06
Speaker 6: question or anything. I just wanted to tell you how
1:00:08
Speaker 6: much I appreciate you and yeah.
1:00:13
Speaker 1: Oh, thanks for that. That's a, that's a very sweet message.
1:00:15
Speaker 1: The half marathon really shook me. That's cool. I can't
1:00:20
Speaker 1: even imagine somebody running by and they're hearing me rattling
1:00:24
Speaker 1: around in their head. That's crazy work. Um, well, thank
1:00:31
Speaker 1: you for being a doctor. Thank you for working hard
1:00:33
Speaker 1: to get out there and do something in the world
1:00:35
Speaker 1: that can help some other people. That's great. I love
1:00:38
Speaker 1: that in a medical way. I think people find different
1:00:40
Speaker 1: ways to do it. Um, and some of us can
1:00:44
Speaker 1: be doctors and you're able to be able to go
1:00:45
Speaker 1: do that. So that's really exciting.
1:00:48
Speaker 2: Uh, Yeah.
1:00:49
Speaker 1: I'm trying to, I'm trying to learn how to take
1:00:51
Speaker 1: time for myself. You know, it's, it's been, uh, like
1:00:58
Speaker 1: the break from touring has been good, but then the
1:01:01
Speaker 1: crazy part was you, I break from, I break from
1:01:03
Speaker 1: touring and then I realized that I'm still busy. You're like,
1:01:05
Speaker 1: Oh my God. Um, but some of that, uh, has
1:01:11
Speaker 1: like some of that has been finishing ups, uh, has
1:01:15
Speaker 1: been finishing up stuff that I needed to get done. like, um,
1:01:18
Speaker 1: finishing up movie at this little movie edit thing that
1:01:20
Speaker 1: we made. Um, you know, just different responsibilities, different little
1:01:26
Speaker 1: things that we're trying to do the thing with Mike
1:01:27
Speaker 1: Rowe for, um, buying products from other Americans, that sort
1:01:30
Speaker 1: of thing, making sure we got that done. Uh, and
1:01:35
Speaker 1: it's weird. Cause the part of you that's creative doesn't
1:01:36
Speaker 1: really stop. It's like, it still wants to do stuff,
1:01:39
Speaker 1: but like your body and your brain are just like,
1:01:42
Speaker 1: Hey man, let's get a little bit of organization here. So, um, yeah, I'm,
1:01:47
Speaker 1: I'm certainly more focused on it and, uh, I'm grateful
1:01:53
Speaker 1: that I have the means to be able to take
1:01:58
Speaker 1: some time off. I also feel like we're in a
1:02:02
Speaker 1: spot where, you know, you know, you want to have
1:02:07
Speaker 1: a voice, you know, it feels like right now it's like,
1:02:12
Speaker 1: you know, uh, I feel like it's more important than
1:02:15
Speaker 1: ever to try to try and have a voice and
1:02:17
Speaker 1: to be brave. And, um, sometimes I feel like I'm letting,
1:02:20
Speaker 1: I'm faltering in some of that space. Um, and like,
1:02:25
Speaker 1: is it my responsibility, you know, to try and talk
1:02:29
Speaker 1: about things or speak up about things? And, uh, and
1:02:32
Speaker 1: then is it, is it just my ego that saying that, um,
1:02:38
Speaker 1: you know, or like in the timeline of existence, like, yeah,
1:02:40
Speaker 1: what am I supposed to be doing now? What am I,
1:02:42
Speaker 1: you know, what means something? Um, yeah, now that I
1:02:47
Speaker 1: can feed myself, you know, uh, for the rest of
1:02:51
Speaker 1: my life, probably to be, you know, what me, what
1:02:55
Speaker 1: means something, you know, what means something. And, um, maybe
1:03:00
Speaker 1: this goes back to that last call about, you know,
1:03:02
Speaker 1: just praying more about it and getting more idea. Um, So,
1:03:08
Speaker 1: but having some time off has offered me, I got
1:03:10
Speaker 1: to go to like 10 football games this year, SEC
1:03:14
Speaker 1: football games. And I'd never gotten to do, I've been
1:03:18
Speaker 1: touring like in the, like, I mean, probably 16 years, probably.
1:03:22
Speaker 1: I don't even know forever. Like actually, but if you
1:03:25
Speaker 1: tour every other weekend in the fall on your weekends off,
1:03:28
Speaker 1: it's hard to go somewhere. It's just like, you know,
1:03:30
Speaker 1: it's a lot. So to be able to go to
1:03:32
Speaker 1: like a lot of football games is like, that's brought
1:03:34
Speaker 1: me a ton of joy. So I have found a
1:03:36
Speaker 1: lot of things that have brought me more joy and
1:03:38
Speaker 1: had more of a social life. So that's been a
1:03:39
Speaker 1: good time. But I still think of finding more ways
1:03:44
Speaker 1: to give myself like just more rest and, you know,
1:03:50
Speaker 1: got back into therapy. So that's good. Just things like that.
1:03:53
Speaker 1: So I think that's growing. And so I'm grateful for that.
1:03:56
Speaker 1: But thank you so much for the call. And yeah,
1:04:02
Speaker 1: I think I might be able to maybe finish this
1:04:03
Speaker 1: episode up. Riley, anything else you have? Uh, nope. Nothing
1:04:10
Speaker 1: at all, huh? What do you wish for your child
1:04:12
Speaker 1: as he comes into the world? And it's a boy, huh?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Little Mark. Or whatever. We're not going to say it's Mark,
1:04:20
Speaker 1: but it'd be something. Mark Mao, that would be his name, huh?
1:04:26
Speaker 4: You can think that.
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Speaker 1: If it were Mark, I'm saying.
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Speaker 2: Sure.
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Speaker 1: It'd be Mark Mao. Mark Mao!
1:04:32
Speaker 4: No!
1:04:33
Speaker 1: But then it's always mark, set, go. People always do
1:04:35
Speaker 1: that and people try to race you all the time. Mark, set, go.
1:04:37
Speaker 1: And you're like, fuck. That would suck. But what do
1:04:42
Speaker 1: you wish for that baby, that little semen that's fucking
1:04:45
Speaker 1: growing in your lady right now? What do you wish
1:04:47
Speaker 1: for that little freaking yellow bus that you freaking launched
1:04:51
Speaker 1: over there and now it's over there doing work? Big dog,
1:04:54
Speaker 1: what do you wish for that little fucking, that little
1:05:00
Speaker 1: edamame you got growing, baby boy? What you think, Riley?
1:05:02
Speaker 3: Really?
1:05:04
Speaker 4: Oh, I just wish that he's healthy.
1:05:09
Speaker 1: Well, look, man, I'm happy for you, dude. You've come
1:05:11
Speaker 1: a long way, dude. Did you think that this would
1:05:12
Speaker 1: happen in your life? What age are you, Riley? I
1:05:14
Speaker 1: don't even know. I don't know if you're 70 or
1:05:16
Speaker 1: fucking 15. How old are you?
1:05:18
Speaker 4: I'm 27.
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Speaker 1: Are you really?
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Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
1:05:21
Speaker 1: Oh, my God. I thought you were 16. Nope. That's beautiful, dude.
1:05:26
Speaker 1: So this is time, huh?
1:05:29
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:05:30
Speaker 1: And what's it been like having a pregnant woman and
1:05:32
Speaker 1: dealing– And being blessed enough to deal with someone like that.
1:05:39
Speaker 4: It's a lot.
1:05:43
Speaker 1: Okay. Type shit, man. Well, we love you, man. And
1:05:47
Speaker 1: thank you so much for being on this journey with
1:05:48
Speaker 1: us over the years. I can't believe that I knew
1:05:51
Speaker 1: you when you had, I mean, you were, I remember
1:05:57
Speaker 1: when you didn't even have any fucking hair on your neck,
1:05:59
Speaker 1: I think. Just a little bag of just yum yum
1:06:02
Speaker 1: soup just full of that energy. When you look back
1:06:09
Speaker 1: and now a few years back and realize you had
1:06:11
Speaker 1: never ejaculated, are you, do you feel like now that
1:06:14
Speaker 1: you've been doing it well since then? Yeah.
1:06:17
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:06:19
Speaker 1: You ever miss the old days when you were just full?
1:06:23
Speaker 4: Um, not really.
1:06:26
Speaker 1: There we go. Busting and growing them. That's where he
1:06:31
Speaker 1: is now. Yeah, thank you to everybody that supported the auction.
1:06:35
Speaker 1: Thank you to you guys just for letting me be
1:06:41
Speaker 1: a part of your lives and for me and for
1:06:45
Speaker 1: you being a part of mine. And thanks for just
1:06:48
Speaker 1: bearing with me as we've tried to kind of navigate
1:06:52
Speaker 1: like what's most important. Things have changed so much over
1:06:55
Speaker 1: the years and like things in my life have kind
1:06:56
Speaker 1: of changed and like... But it's like.
1:07:03
Speaker 1: And so it's been, you know, I didn't ever know
1:07:05
Speaker 1: what it would be like to have a podcast and
1:07:08
Speaker 1: to do it and to navigate it and stuff. So it's,
1:07:13
Speaker 1: you know, it's been interesting. And then at the same time,
1:07:16
Speaker 1: you realize your own shortcomings as a business developer and
1:07:23
Speaker 1: all that kind of just like, you know, there's so
1:07:25
Speaker 1: many things where like I've learned on the fly kind
1:07:29
Speaker 1: of as I've gone along. And you guys have had
1:07:36
Speaker 1: a lot of grace with me and just letting me
1:07:38
Speaker 1: do that. And so thank you. Thank you for having
1:07:44
Speaker 1: enough grace with me as I've just kind of figured
1:07:49
Speaker 1: things out. Because I think we're all just doing that.
1:07:52
Speaker 1: We're all just kind of trying our best to figure
1:07:54
Speaker 1: it out. All love out there. Happy Thanksgiving. Shout out
1:08:00
Speaker 1: everybody and all love to the Native Americans out there.
1:08:04
Speaker 1: If I get a time machine and I get to
1:08:06
Speaker 1: go back, I'm going to pull up for y'all. I'm
1:08:08
Speaker 1: going to pull up for y'all, and I'm going to
1:08:11
Speaker 1: bring weapons so you could have a, let's make it
1:08:13
Speaker 1: a fair fight. That's what I'm thinking. But God bless, bro.
1:08:19
Speaker 1: Praise God. And I just wish everybody a happy Thanksgiving, man.
1:08:24
Speaker 1: And if you need me, baby, I'm upstairs. Riley Mal,
1:08:29
Speaker 1: what do you have to say? You want to say goodbye?
1:08:31
Speaker 1: What do you feel like, huh? You got that turkey
1:08:33
Speaker 1: in the oven already. I do. And is that wiener
1:08:37
Speaker 1: still working good, brother?
1:08:39
Speaker 5: It is.
1:08:40
Speaker 1: And are you allowed to have sex on a woman
1:08:47
Speaker 1: that is with child or whatever?
1:08:49
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:08:49
Speaker 1: Okay. Up until when is that cutoff? What's that cutoff
1:08:52
Speaker 1: date there, brother?
1:08:55
Speaker 4: As soon as she has the baby.
1:08:57
Speaker 5: No.
1:08:58
Speaker 1: Oh, so you can do it up until she has
1:09:00
Speaker 1: the baby?
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Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
1:09:02
Speaker 3: Oh, bro. What a sick dude, bro. Bro, that's crazy, dude,
1:09:10
Speaker 3: if you're running that kind of game, cut. Anyway, blessings
1:09:15
Speaker 3: to you, brother. And when will the new baby be here?
1:09:19
Speaker 1: December 30th.
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Speaker 6: Riley.
1:09:25
Speaker 1: That's awesome, brother. Well, we look forward to seeing a
1:09:28
Speaker 1: picture of it in the new year, brother. What do
1:09:31
Speaker 1: you think?
1:09:32
Speaker 4: Yes, sir.
1:09:33
Speaker 1: Will you bring us one? Is that okay?
1:09:34
Speaker 4: I will.
1:09:35
Speaker 5: All right.
1:09:35
Speaker 1: In prayers to your wife, do let her know that
1:09:37
Speaker 1: we'll be praying for you guys' peace and comfort. Is
1:09:39
Speaker 1: she excited?
1:09:41
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:09:42
Speaker 1: All right. All right. On behalf of everybody, happy Thanksgiving.
1:09:49
Speaker 1: You guys be good to yourselves, man. You deserve it.
1:09:52
Speaker 1: And yeah, I'm all over the place, but I'm also
1:09:56
Speaker 1: right here and so are you. So thank you for
1:09:59
Speaker 1: your time. Praise God.