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She's Got the Curse (Promo) · Movie Meltdown

• 0:08
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back.
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: He started to put a little.
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: Curse on me.
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: I said no.
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: He said oh.
• 0:36
  Speaker 3: Put me back in my tube. All right, so once again,
• 0:41
  Speaker 3: we're out in the world, and I'm on the fly
• 0:44
  Speaker 3: trying to think, what have I seen lately? Now, this
• 0:46
  Speaker 3: pulled up really old ones, and I was in like
• 0:48
  Speaker 3: a fancy new store, which as a movie connoisseur, I'm
• 0:55
  Speaker 3: using that pretty loosely.
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  Speaker 2: I think most people will agree.
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  Speaker 3: But, okay, as a movie geek enough that I'm still
• 1:00
  Speaker 3: buying physical media like a dork, it still shocks me
• 1:04
  Speaker 3: when new ones come out and they're charging new prices.
• 1:09
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what year is this?
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  Speaker 3: Because this one, it's a Blu-ray at least, and it's
• 1:14
  Speaker 3: a special set, but it's $ 39.
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  Speaker 2: 99. And this other one, oh, this one's down to $ 29.
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  Speaker 4: 99, so.
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  Speaker 3: There were these ones I was in like a regular
• 1:24
  Speaker 3: store and I was just like, wait, The Awakening. It's
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  Speaker 3: a mummy movie with Charlton Heston.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell? So I'm like.
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  Speaker 3: I want to watch this weird mummy movie with Charlton
• 1:37
  Speaker 3: Heston in it. And is he going to start talking
• 1:39
  Speaker 3: about God at some point? Because as he got older,
• 1:42
  Speaker 3: he veered into let's talk about the Bible a whole lot.
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  Speaker 1: He played God's little buddy one time.
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  Speaker 3: He did cross paths with the Jesus dude, so maybe
• 1:52
  Speaker 3: that's it. Maybe at that point he really crossed paths
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  Speaker 3: with Jesus. And he was like, oh, I've been doing
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  Speaker 3: this wrong all along. I thought it was all about apes.
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  Speaker 2: Turns out it's the Lord. We all pick our own religion.
• 2:05
  Speaker 2: I'm kind of leaning towards the apes, but whatever. So
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  Speaker 2: there was that one, but also the.
• 2:12
  Speaker 2: The Invisible Man appears.
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  Speaker 3: Oh. Which I think when I looked it up is
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  Speaker 3: like a Japanese version of the Invisible Man saga, like
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  Speaker 3: inspired by old school Universal. And then Japan was like,
• 2:26
  Speaker 3: we can do our stuff. So, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Are there giant flying robots in it?
• 2:31
  Speaker 2: I'm going to guess. I mean, there's got to be
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  Speaker 2: a kaiju by the end.
• 2:34
  Speaker 3: So, I mean, sooner or later we get to all
• 2:36
  Speaker 3: the good stuff, but also Invisible Men. So, these are
• 2:39
  Speaker 3: things we could be watching. If you don't give us
• 2:43
  Speaker 3: a better option. Although I'd rather watch both of those.
• 2:47
  Speaker 3: I think you should join the club and give us
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  Speaker 3: either of those two movies. And I don't know that
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  Speaker 3: we'll buy them for full price. But we'll see what
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  Speaker 3: we can do.
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  Speaker 4: We'll find them somewhere.
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  Speaker 3: We'll find something to watch. Otherwise we just pick our
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  Speaker 3: own nonsense for the holidays and then we say things
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  Speaker 3: like this.
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  Speaker 1: And nobody's happy.
• 3:05
  Speaker 3: And nobody's happy.
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  Speaker 4: So I mean it could go downhill really fast but
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  Speaker 4: so far it's really fun it's kind of like succession.
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  Speaker 2: But like family drama but spooky.
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  Speaker 3: Your eyeballs are always wet you know that oh go
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  Speaker 3: ahead touch them touch your eyeball bet it feels wet.
• 3:27
  Speaker 2: Friends at home touch your eyeball.
• 3:30
  Speaker 3: But he's one of the creepy ghosts, and he looks
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  Speaker 3: like a creepy ghost the whole time.
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: He looks like a creepy ghost anyway.
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  Speaker 3: If he bothered to show up on set, they covered
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  Speaker 3: him up, and you can't tell. So I was like,
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  Speaker 3: you could have gotten anybody. Why did you bother to
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  Speaker 3: pay him to show up? Because you can't tell it's him.
• 3:48
  Speaker 3: It's just a creepy ghost, and he looks like CGI.
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  Speaker 2: So what are we doing? What are we doing here?
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  Speaker 1: The really horrifying thing in that movie was Anne Margaret.
• 3:58
  Speaker 2: Well, she's disturbing as Anne Margaret. She is just a
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: crazy woman. I just wanted a little box that said,
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  Speaker 2: I want to eat your brain.
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  Speaker 3: And I didn't, and now I sort of regret it.
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  Speaker 3: I think it warped my brain as a child, and
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  Speaker 3: that's why I am the weirdo.
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  Speaker 1: Warped or molded.
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  Speaker 2: We'll say both. I think it's the reason I am
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  Speaker 2: the way I am today.
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  Speaker 1: And by mold, I mean that stuff on the bathroom wall.
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: I'm legally barred from beatboxing.
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  Speaker 2: That's probably for the best.
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it really is.
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  Speaker 3: So, we once again will refer to a specific member
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  Speaker 3: of the cast for certain specifics.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you guys are getting so many period stories.
• 4:40
  Speaker 3: Yes! Fantastic.
• 4:44
  Speaker 1: I had no idea what I was walking into. I
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  Speaker 1: was not expecting anything great. But within the first 30 seconds,
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  Speaker 1: I was smiling so hard. My face hurt. At a
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  Speaker 1: certain point, I forgot that I was surrounded by other people.
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: I was so engrossed in it. Yeah, it was amazing.
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  Speaker 1: And it is weird, you know, but it's weird.
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  Speaker 2: I would hope so, really.
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  Speaker 1: It's weird in its own context. And it's like equal
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  Speaker 1: parts John Waters and Frankenstein and My Fair Lady, oddly enough.
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  Speaker 1: All good things.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Arguably longer than it needs to be.
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  Speaker 3: For what I guess would still be considered a kid's movie,
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  Speaker 3: it's like two hours long.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of story in something that's based around a
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  Speaker 3: ride that.
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  Speaker 2: If I remember, doesn't really have a story. It's got
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  Speaker 2: creepy gimmicks to it, but not really a running overall
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  Speaker 2: tale that we're telling. It's just kind of.
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  Speaker 1: I would be okay with a tale on a girl,
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  Speaker 1: I think. But in this movie, I thought it was,
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  Speaker 1: when they show it the first time, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: that's so adorable.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, God, once again, oh.
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  Speaker 1: There's only one scene, and I don't want to give
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  Speaker 1: too much away, but there's one scene that kind of
• 6:07
  Speaker 1: takes you out of the whole story. And you're like,
• 6:10
  Speaker 1: what's going on? And I can only sum it up
• 6:14
  Speaker 1: as interspecies woodland creature orgy.
• 6:20
  Speaker 3: Oh. Hot.
• 6:22
  Speaker 1: Who knew being spiteful could be so much work?
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  Speaker 2: I'm ignoring the fact that Philip has stuck a gummy
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  Speaker 2: onto his forehead. It won't come off. Oh, it's going
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  Speaker 2: to morph into your head now. And then blood everywhere.
• 6:40
  Speaker 1: And it was like, why does that lady in the
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: woods have antlers? And again, that's right before the orgy scene. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the suicide montage was adorable.
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  Speaker 2: It was great. Sorry, Mothman showed up. He would understand.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I guess you have like the list, right?
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  Speaker 3: Like, if I run into any of these celebrities or cryptids,
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  Speaker 3: I gotta pass.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, honey. Mothman's here.
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  Speaker 4: Gotta go. Well, his is that he would.
• 7:14
  Speaker 2: Goatman.
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  Speaker 4: If an alien came down to Earth and wanted to
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  Speaker 4: have sex with him, that I have to allow him
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  Speaker 4: to bang the alien.
• 7:21
  Speaker 2: I've got some videos on the internet you can watch.
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's the sort of thing that you
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: would respond, well, you just go right ahead.
• 7:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, okay.
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: Whether you mean that or not.
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  Speaker 4: Like, were that situation to ever come up.
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  Speaker 2: Do you get to or are you forced to watch?
• 7:39
  Speaker 2: I don't want to watch.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe for humanity purposes, be like, well, I got to
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  Speaker 3: document this for the earth. I mean, go ahead, honey.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go. Yeah, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: What's happening?
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  Speaker 4: If I get to bang Mothman, then he gets to
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  Speaker 4: bang an alien.
• 7:53
  Speaker 2: Anywho, back to werewolves. Anyway, werewolves.
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  Speaker 3: And brains. So, if you'd like to get in on
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  Speaker 3: all of that fun, or stop us from saying more
• 8:04
  Speaker 3: things like that, yeah, go to MovieMeltdown.com, join the Meltdown
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  Speaker 3: Horror Club, and give us either of the earlier movies mentioned,
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  Speaker 3: or come up with your own better option so we don't,
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  Speaker 3: you know, say things like that.