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Whackhead prank: You must pay your TV License · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Here is another world famous frank car from Darren Wackhead,
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  Speaker 2: something that's ex exclusive to KFM mornings.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So the ongoing saga of to pay or not
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  Speaker 3: to pay your TV license? These come up all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I was hoping you wouldn't bring this check into twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty six.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, we've seen the headlines. We're going to
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  Speaker 3: be doing away with the TV license. That's as we
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  Speaker 3: see that headline as often as we've seen otto is
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  Speaker 3: coming into play, and it never does. You still have
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  Speaker 3: to pay your TV license. The right thing to do.
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  Speaker 1: It's such a good slogan.
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  Speaker 3: Get off of that righteous soapbox. I mean, don't you
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  Speaker 3: want to do the right thing wanting? So you know
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  Speaker 3: you say, look, well I don't. I don't watch normal
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  Speaker 3: TV anymore. All right, now they are accommodating you the SABCA.
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  Speaker 3: So you so remember, if you've got a TV, you
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  Speaker 3: pay a TV license. Right But now, but I use
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  Speaker 3: my TV just for Netflix, So why I must I pay?
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying that argument? So they I
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  Speaker 3: think they've heard that take. So now what you have
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  Speaker 3: to do? You have to get your TV d natured.
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  Speaker 3: What yeah, you have to get your TV d natured.
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  Speaker 3: So if you want to not pay your TV license
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  Speaker 3: but you have a TV in your house, then this
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  Speaker 3: is from the SABC. You've got to go and get
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  Speaker 3: your TV d natured by a reputable repair or installer
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  Speaker 3: somebody that does this. So this requires them taking the
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  Speaker 3: tuna out of the TV. They have to physically remove it,
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  Speaker 3: and you need documentary proof of its removal. You need
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  Speaker 3: the form of a letter. You need an invoice, perhaps
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  Speaker 3: a video as well. A video and a receipt of
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  Speaker 3: your TV being deflowered d natured.
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  Speaker 1: So your TV con reproduce.
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  Speaker 3: It cannot a UHV or VHF signal. Okay, but they
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  Speaker 3: went all of the proof you say, and then when
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  Speaker 3: you do that, then you send that to them and
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  Speaker 3: probably within ten years they'll take you off after the
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  Speaker 3: list accurate. So this is a three generation prank. This
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  Speaker 3: all right? So the daughters setting up the mom about
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  Speaker 3: the dad, got that, the daughter setting up her mom
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  Speaker 3: about her mom's dad, her grandfather who passed away eight
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  Speaker 3: years ago. They're still getting the calls, still getting the calls. License.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we have that.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, did you get that for about five years for
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  Speaker 3: your your dad. Yeah, and then eventually just one day
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  Speaker 3: I don't know the right person.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know it's stopped.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the only way that I stopped getting those calls
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  Speaker 3: about my late dad was I had to move. I
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  Speaker 3: left Pantown.
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  Speaker 1: We fled.
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  Speaker 3: I fled. Yeah, I'm on the run. I'm a wall
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  Speaker 3: from SABC. Okay, So now she goes from zero to
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  Speaker 3: fire instantly because look, she's being harassed, like she's getting
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  Speaker 3: calls eight years every day almost for the past eight years.
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  Speaker 3: All Right, I'm just sitting here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad it's not me.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I feel bad for her, but let the
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  Speaker 3: people raist in peace.
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  Speaker 1: Also, man eight imagine.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine, and you don't put the phone down on me. Sure,
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  Speaker 3: here we go.
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  Speaker 2: Here we got I found when she's at work and
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  Speaker 2: she sits at the desk and sears the them and
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  Speaker 2: carries on. And she's just one of those people that
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  Speaker 2: don't care. If you need to get it, you will
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  Speaker 2: get it.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, Hello, Hello, looking for a missus hammah Obah
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  Speaker 3: speaking to s a PC from the TV License Recuperations.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the man that six eight years ago of the
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  Speaker 2: I've written to the end of the SAB I will
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  Speaker 2: found somebody that I know Nowaday that is in a
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  Speaker 2: managerial position a game from your guys, and you can
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  Speaker 2: waste my time. I'm sorry, I don't have time to
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  Speaker 2: speak to you now.
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  Speaker 3: I member, When are you going to pay it?
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  Speaker 2: Alma?
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  Speaker 3: Speaking to Clive?
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  Speaker 2: You called me two minutes ago, isn't it?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? I did?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so well the account that you're looking for, Mamma,
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  Speaker 2: all I remember was you were making excuses. So you
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  Speaker 2: want mister Jamothia Ash to come and pay you for
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  Speaker 2: the TV license? Am I correct? What I will do
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  Speaker 2: is give me your address client and I will bring
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  Speaker 2: his ashes to you tomorrow and you can speak to
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  Speaker 2: his ashes and tell him that he needs to pay you.
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  Speaker 2: Do you understand that.
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  Speaker 3: You're not going to pay this license? That's what you're
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  Speaker 3: say So if you.
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  Speaker 2: Would like to speak to mister Thermouth and you'd like
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  Speaker 2: to tell him that this very small balance said he
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  Speaker 2: owes you. I will bring his ashes to your officers
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  Speaker 2: tomorrow and you can speak to mister them out in
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  Speaker 2: the test and tell him you owe us a small balance.
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  Speaker 3: So when are you going to pay letters?
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  Speaker 2: Year after year after year and all your morns do is?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know use it for toilet paper? What the
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  Speaker 2: you use it for? But you are not getting a
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  Speaker 2: cent out of theth because he's line six foot Well,
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  Speaker 2: it's not line, it's what his ashes is right here
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  Speaker 2: in front of me.
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  Speaker 3: Is your TV on now?
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  Speaker 2: Whether my TVs are now or not, it's got cool
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  Speaker 2: to do with you. So let me tell you something,
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  Speaker 2: mister eight years ago, but you more will continue to
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  Speaker 2: send both.
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  Speaker 3: But mister Obama bought that TV you're watching right.
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  Speaker 2: Now. Mister didn't buy the CD that I'm watching. And
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  Speaker 2: if I'm to do with you bought the TV then
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  Speaker 2: watching now?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, because what I'm saying is bring.
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  Speaker 2: You want and you can speak to the man's okay, okay,
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  Speaker 2: because you are you are talking more on you don't understand.
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  Speaker 3: That, Okay, put put mister Ashley on the line. Mister, mister,
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  Speaker 3: mister you said in.
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  Speaker 2: The box, but I will put him on the line
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  Speaker 2: for you.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: You said I must talk.
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  Speaker 2: To you want to speak to these ashes?
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  Speaker 3: Hold on hello on the table right hello, Ashley?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, there's the right there in the box.
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  Speaker 3: Makes you speaking any wrong? Ashley? Hello, he is.
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  Speaker 2: Dead that you're speaking to you. You expect into an
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  Speaker 2: if you don't understand. It's actually your problem because you sple.
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  Speaker 3: No more TV please until you pay this.
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  Speaker 2: I don't watched as much TV as I want to.
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  Speaker 2: When we get to cart Blanche, you can tell them
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  Speaker 2: you are accusing me of fa.
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  Speaker 3: Cat Blanche is on m Net, not on s A.
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  Speaker 2: A second method that will make if you tell your
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  Speaker 2: people get your boss to call me.
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  Speaker 3: It's the daughter.
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  Speaker 2: Hello live ye from s A b C some more
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  Speaker 2: more more on conversation.
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  Speaker 3: Now I've got my boss.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, let me speaking.
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  Speaker 3: My big boss is the lady.
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  Speaker 2: So why don't you give me your big boss?
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  Speaker 3: Big boss, you can talk to this lady?
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  Speaker 1: Now?
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  Speaker 3: What is her name is Monique?
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  Speaker 2: He is your name? Is? That's Monique? Monique? Yes, like
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  Speaker 2: in Monique like an M L N I q U E.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Are you sure that's your name? Yes? Don't you say
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  Speaker 2: name Monique? Monique? Hello, mummy, I will, I will, I
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  Speaker 2: will start Monique?
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  Speaker 3: Did you get to call me Simpson?
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  Speaker 2: I will a lot of us? Where did I get
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  Speaker 2: hold of your your fair as well? You want to,
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  Speaker 2: but I will money.
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  Speaker 3: It's gonna be like that this year.
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  Speaker 1: She's coming for everyone. That is the response I need
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  Speaker 1: from everyone.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I'm gonna you up to wack it. There it
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  Speaker 3: is and k f M dot co do's it a