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Whackhead Prank: Senseless survey – how many teeth do you have? · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: KFM Morning.
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  Speaker 2: Sim and you.
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  Speaker 3: It's Britta Mars. I just might here on KF Mornings
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  Speaker 3: nine minutes after eight o'clock your twenty k pop Quards
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  Speaker 3: brought to you. What am I talking about?
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  Speaker 1: You have been mentioning the pop quars every hour since
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  Speaker 1: six o'clock.
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  Speaker 3: My brain's frozen, you say, it's frozen.
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  Speaker 1: Still warming up? If you want to give away twenty
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  Speaker 1: thousand round three times a day, well let's go.
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  Speaker 3: We did give away a twenty thousand rand winner this morning.
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  Speaker 3: Fantastic Cora from Rondebosh. Okay, what I meant to say
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  Speaker 3: was it's time for the senseless survey. Throw a guest
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  Speaker 3: on our whatsap telephone. Oh two nine four five zero
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  Speaker 3: ninety four zero, answering the questions that the country's afraid
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  Speaker 3: to ask fern itself.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, fix us, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Pop that on our WhatsApp telephone now two nine four
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  Speaker 3: five zero nine four zero, and you might get to
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  Speaker 3: spend the Wheel of Joy, where you'll win a prize
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  Speaker 3: from a small business here in the Western Cape with
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  Speaker 3: some great prizes. We've got some micro needling happening as well.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, didn't they call this the the Vampire? What
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  Speaker 3: she did.
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  Speaker 1: Have you done this before? I haven't done micro needling. No,
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  Speaker 1: but it's something that I've been looking into. It's not
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  Speaker 1: too invasive and also.
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  Speaker 4: Just fascinating how the girlies and the guys are investing
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  Speaker 4: in your skin.
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  Speaker 3: They wanted me to do this, this micro needling on
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  Speaker 3: my pip on your my head.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, get that blood flow going.
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  Speaker 3: Hey apparently it works.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, get that youthful.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm sorted now, just went straight implant. Okay. So
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  Speaker 3: we've got that, We've got another skincare hamper, lots for
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  Speaker 3: the skin, We've got holidays, We've got it all. We've
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  Speaker 3: got joy too. Okay, I'll explain more what I mean
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  Speaker 3: by that, but for now, put your guess on our
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  Speaker 3: WhatsApp telephone.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go, Here we go.
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  Speaker 3: Here is another senseless survey from Darren Wackhead Simpson on
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  Speaker 3: KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 1: KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so let's have some guesses. Throw them away, Silan
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  Speaker 3: you first eleven questions, eleven SIPs.
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  Speaker 1: Ten, ten tens across the board.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, remains twelve questions, twelve, ten, eleven, twelve.
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  Speaker 3: One of you is correct because you're.
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  Speaker 1: Keeping your reactions very muted.
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  Speaker 3: Darren producer bread. If you had to guess ten, eleven
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  Speaker 3: or twelve, where would you put your money? I go
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  Speaker 3: in the middle, Oh, eleven, you would be incorrect?
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  Speaker 1: Or is it twelve?
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  Speaker 3: You like the drake of betting?
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  Speaker 1: Whatever it does, do the opposite.
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  Speaker 3: And that's that's why I don't bet, because every bit
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  Speaker 3: are placed, I've lost.
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  Speaker 1: Get you the first to propose a bit. It's quite shocking.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I really go, while am I doing this?
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  Speaker 4: I've taken your money a few times?
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  Speaker 3: So fun because a bit, a bit is more like
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  Speaker 3: a it's more like a threat. And then you call
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  Speaker 3: me on it. Then I regret it. You want to
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  Speaker 3: take a bet? You want to take a bet, and
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  Speaker 3: you learn nothing? Swell my laugh, swell my mother. You
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  Speaker 3: want to take a bet? So yeah, okay, no, okay,
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  Speaker 3: no more on the WhatsApp telephone. Shut that down right now.
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  Speaker 3: Asking really important questions the country desperately needs answers to.
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  Speaker 3: That's what the senseless survey is all about. Call up
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  Speaker 3: a random see how long they's stay on the line,
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  Speaker 3: and when they put down the phone, then it's all over.
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  Speaker 3: So let's see how far I get this morning? Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 3: how are you this morning yourself. Good. Thanks listen, I'm
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  Speaker 3: calling you from the Census Bureau. Yes, sir, do you
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  Speaker 3: have thirty seconds for me?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: I was learning cursive. Really necessary.
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  Speaker 2: If you if you try to do like a greeting
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  Speaker 2: cut or something. Yeah, it's necessary.
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  Speaker 3: How old are you before it can be said you
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  Speaker 3: died of old age sixty five. So there's fear pressure
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  Speaker 3: as an adult watching your neighbor mow their lawn. Yes
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  Speaker 3: it is. Do you think they have burglar alarms at
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  Speaker 3: Christian bookstores?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: They do.
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  Speaker 2: I mean there's value to that thing, so it's necessary
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  Speaker 2: to have burglar alarms.
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  Speaker 3: What was Captain Hook's name before he had a hook
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  Speaker 3: for a hand?
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  Speaker 2: Captain? It was just captain.
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  Speaker 3: If a pack of gums says ten calories for each piece,
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  Speaker 3: is that if you just chew it or if you
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  Speaker 3: swallow it?
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  Speaker 2: If you chew it.
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  Speaker 3: What's your favorite letter between one and ten?
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  Speaker 2: Nine?
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  Speaker 3: How many friends do you have on my face? Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Got about thirty?
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  Speaker 3: Artis the only problem that if you ignore, will go away?
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  Speaker 2: Yes it is.
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  Speaker 3: How many teeth do you have h.
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  Speaker 2: Not false teeth, my own teeth, your own teeth? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I got about eight.
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  Speaker 3: Can you just double check and count them one.
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  Speaker 2: Two, three, Oh, fie chick? Seven?
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  Speaker 3: Seven? Sorry? Is searching for a laptop online forcing your
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  Speaker 3: current computer to dig its own grave?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's true.
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  Speaker 3: If foughts can get through two butt cheeks, you underwear
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  Speaker 3: and your genes, how did we think a mask would
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  Speaker 3: protect us from COVID?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: And no?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And he was answering, and how did his teeth for you?
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  Speaker 3: You know what, I'm undefeated in asking people to count
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  Speaker 3: their teeth. They would do it every single time.
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  Speaker 1: We're not to teeth share, but seven is it? Is
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  Speaker 1: it four at the top, three at the bottom? Is it?
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  Speaker 1: Five at the top, two at the bottom. I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to figure out.
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  Speaker 3: The next time. The next time somebody how many teeth
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  Speaker 3: they have, I will ask for a bit of clarity
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  Speaker 3: on top wreck and bottom right visual.
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  Speaker 4: You want the positioning as well, just the visual.
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  Speaker 1: But I really appreciated how sorough he was.
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  Speaker 4: Like do you hear him saying sorry, sorry, not eggs?
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  Speaker 1: Exactly exactly?
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  Speaker 3: So if I ask, you should and how many teeth
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  Speaker 3: do you have?
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  Speaker 4: I did try to start counting here, m I got lost.
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  Speaker 3: You can with your tongue? Yeah, no, no, you need
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  Speaker 3: to count with your finger cut. Who's got no one
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  Speaker 3: has got the full thirty two? No, no, no, you
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  Speaker 3: got twenty eight max.
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  Speaker 1: Eight to thirty two?
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  Speaker 3: Well thirty two with your wisdoms twenty eight if you've
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  Speaker 3: had them, take you out. Not everybody gets wisdoms.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't had them.
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  Speaker 3: How many have you got? Bread? How have you got?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know?
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  Speaker 1: Are you counting? I've got him with my tongue. I'm like, damn,
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting that like twenty.
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  Speaker 3: That's good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, fingercount properly.
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  Speaker 3: I know I don't have a full wreck. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: know that. Anybody they've got a full wreck. We've got
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  Speaker 3: fourteen top full wreck at the top. Can now in
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  Speaker 3: the traffic everyone's counting. Now I'll probably reckon. I got
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  Speaker 3: like twenty two. Yeah that's about twenty. Yeah, what a
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  Speaker 3: little that's a little time.
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  Speaker 4: It's not teeth.
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  Speaker 1: Shed can't your.
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  Speaker 3: Teeth from me?
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  Speaker 1: I know that I don't have all thirty two because
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  Speaker 1: I can feel this while out here.
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  Speaker 3: But you yeah two, And I don't have.
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  Speaker 1: False teeth either.
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  Speaker 3: Well who said you did?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying defensive.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, it's okay, okay, Now if the average is
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  Speaker 3: tip hold on, just stay with me. I'm got to go.
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  Speaker 3: How many teeth does the average human adults? Adults adult
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  Speaker 3: give up?
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  Speaker 1: Actually go with the kids? I think.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, thirty two permanent teeth, but this is including the
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  Speaker 3: four wisdom, so just twenty eight. Yeah, no, I've probably
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  Speaker 3: got twenty six. Actually, yeah, grew four teeth in the link.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, no, no no, I was wrigging of a
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  Speaker 3: different low base. As far as I know, I've only
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  Speaker 3: got two missing. Okay, well, what does this mean? Nothing?
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  Speaker 3: But it's just can't you take?
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  Speaker 1: These are the questions you ask, and they make us
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  Speaker 1: think deeper.
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  Speaker 3: Next week I'm going to ask to do It's about asking,
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  Speaker 3: can't your teeth? It's very important research, you know. It's
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  Speaker 3: Kadie Berry fireworks. It's it's twenty seven if you really
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  Speaker 3: wanted to know. I just counted my teeth.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for.
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  Speaker 3: So as a normal human being. I'm only missing one. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: what's a message? It seems everybody's counting now. I counted
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  Speaker 3: now and I have twenty nine.
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  Speaker 6: Yep, I've got a rag.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not counting my teeth, thank you very much. I'm
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  Speaker 5: just checking how much I've got.
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  Speaker 1: There these people counting with you cause you.
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  Speaker 3: Are. It's good to do it too. Order every now
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  Speaker 3: and then stock take yeah, yeah, sure you didn't lose
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  Speaker 3: any with babies. Eh.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, there's a half one somewhere, Tash, good.
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  Speaker 6: Morning, Good morning, guys, good morning. How are you guys?
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  Speaker 3: Good? Thank you. Before before we let you go any further,
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  Speaker 3: you need to disclose how many teeth you have?
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  Speaker 6: I just counted now I have nine total at the
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  Speaker 6: top total.
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  Speaker 1: The top is a full fall set. Oh, you've lived life,
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  Speaker 1: and how comfortable are they.
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  Speaker 6: Besides going for footings evers three to six years? That's
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  Speaker 6: kind comfortable.
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  Speaker 3: So you've got you've only had nine real ones.
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  Speaker 6: Nine real ones, Yes, that's correct, okay.
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  Speaker 3: And then so okay, and then you gotta you gotta
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  Speaker 3: grill there.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I have the old full top setting.
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  Speaker 1: So you so out of ten, just give us a
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  Speaker 1: review of those false teeth you said they they're pretty good.
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  Speaker 6: That's about seven out of things, depending on the on
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  Speaker 6: the footing.
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  Speaker 4: Ye.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's done properly and it's actually quite good.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, all right, and then just nine at the
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  Speaker 3: bottom there.
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  Speaker 6: Nine at the bottom, okay.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Well, look I don't have any teeth to
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  Speaker 3: give you. But I do have some some other prizes.
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  Speaker 3: We've got some micro needling, a facial, a full body
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  Speaker 3: red light phototherapy. It's a whole day from Longevity Co.
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  Speaker 3: Really cool. Then there's a skincare hamper. Also it's the
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  Speaker 3: value of five and a half thousand ran. Okay, we've
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  Speaker 3: got a nice little getaway for two nights. Many things. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 3: we got.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have a lover?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I'm brilliant, fantastic, congratulations And when last you guys
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  Speaker 4: go on a like a staycation.
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  Speaker 6: Sure, it's been a while. It's life is a little
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  Speaker 6: bit tough, so we needed to see two things, lively
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  Speaker 6: things before we needed to think of going to places
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  Speaker 6: to have a.
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  Speaker 3: Little bit of fa But you deserve a spoil, so.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, we do, definitely each specially my wife. She deserves
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  Speaker 6: us more than me.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well then even maybe one of these lovely beauty procedures,
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  Speaker 3: not that she needs it, I mean, like.
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  Speaker 6: Just ae spoil.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, so let's hope the luckers with you.
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  Speaker 3: Let's spend the whal foster slow left or right.
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  Speaker 6: Testrick, you can go fastlyft.
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  Speaker 3: Fast and left. Alright, let's whip it around and see
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  Speaker 3: what it gets. M got tickets to a whole bunch
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  Speaker 3: of stuff. Okay, what have you got? Well, well, well
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  Speaker 3: you have got the beauty voucher to the value of
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  Speaker 3: five thousand rain. This is a different beauty virtual Let
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  Speaker 3: me tell you what this is. This is This is
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  Speaker 3: You'll find them there, are you z you beauty fragrances, makeup,
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  Speaker 3: skincare international brands. So she's going to go shopping five thousand. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: she's not going to be faced down smelling lavender. She's
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  Speaker 3: going to be shopping.
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  Speaker 6: For some shopping. Great, that's gonna thank you so much.
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  Speaker 3: For and you know what, Actually, don't tell her you
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  Speaker 3: won on the radio. Just say you bought this for her.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: Hope she's not listening now, because she does listen to
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  Speaker 6: as well like I do. Okay, but she works in
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  Speaker 6: the banks. She's listening at that I do right now.
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  Speaker 3: No, she's probably working.
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  Speaker 1: She's counting, yeah, counting how money there at the bankyard.
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  Speaker 3: Next customarily Yeah, we're fine, okay, well look you looking
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  Speaker 3: at but it is something for her, which is fat. Well,
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  Speaker 3: there'll be stuff for you too.
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  Speaker 6: Actually, yeah, definitly I'm not really worried about myself. The
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  Speaker 6: why she needs to work.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you only got none teeth at the bottom, you
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  Speaker 3: know what I mean? What are you going to do now?
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  Speaker 3: You've got more bigger problems in your life than your skin? Kats? Like,
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  Speaker 3: how do I get through the steaks? For me?
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  Speaker 1: That is the secret? Fourteen years, that's love, that's love.
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  Speaker 6: It won't make the dream work.
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  Speaker 3: You're a lie, you guys, you're as so much?
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  Speaker 1: Well, thank you? Oh what is it so sad?
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  Speaker 3: Maybe indeed a dentist there as well? We haven't we
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  Speaker 3: can a dentist please offer a price.
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  Speaker 1: We've had it before, we have maybe we've had two whit.
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  Speaker 3: We need teeth, we need actual tea, We needed market, we.
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  Speaker 1: Need the best premium.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, a dentist please mornings at KFM dot co dot zda.
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  Speaker 3: Clearly there's a need alright.
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  Speaker 1: Cone gums all right?
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