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Ben Maller Show Best of the Week · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 3: It is just a name, or is it just the name?
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  Speaker 4: Welcome in the beginning of another week of the Ben
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  Speaker 1: this night different than all other nights on the show.
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  Speaker 1: It's the biggest night in overnight sports radio this summer.
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  Speaker 1: It's the Mallard Palooza. So that means that we're still
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  Speaker 1: doing the the ma because they put that up on
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  Speaker 1: the YouTube channel and Saga will kill me if we
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  Speaker 1: don't do those. So just so he's recording this, so
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  Speaker 1: he's I told him, I said, they're going to be shorter.
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  Speaker 5: Do the monologues. I'll do the Malard monologues. They're going
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  Speaker 5: to be short. We have a lot of acts.
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  Speaker 1: We promoted the hell out of the Malar Palooza and
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  Speaker 1: we've we've got a great turnout of people, a variety
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  Speaker 1: of shows, different performers that will entertain us.
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  Speaker 5: We will introduce the Malapaloosa.
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  Speaker 1: We will get the party started following the Mallard monologue.
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  Speaker 1: Just give heads up, that's gonna be a different night.
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  Speaker 1: You also will have a voice in this. Now I
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  Speaker 1: from RANDO callers. However, if you have an X account,
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  Speaker 1: machine at Ben Mahler and we'll read your comments. So
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  Speaker 1: we will review the acts and really the goal here
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  Speaker 1: and we'll explain it as we go through the Malard Palosa.
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  Speaker 1: But the goal is to get in the top four.
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  Speaker 1: Because we will have our winner based on the judges
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  Speaker 1: here and me and Loraina who and our surprise mystery judge.
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  Speaker 1: We will all vote and then in addition, we will
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  Speaker 1: have the voice of the people that will be you.
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  Speaker 1: And so the top four acts, as the turn by us,
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  Speaker 1: will go up for a vote. And so if you're
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  Speaker 1: a podcast listener working the dreaded day shift, you will
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  Speaker 1: be able to vote on that. So those are some
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  Speaker 1: of the guidelines to get you set.
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  Speaker 5: But we begin with the Mallard monologue.
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  Speaker 1: Our lead this hour from the name game from the
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  Speaker 1: name of so over the weekend, just a random, sleepy
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  Speaker 1: July weekend, the President decided to spice things up a
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  Speaker 1: little bit here and enter the sporting world. And I
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  Speaker 1: don't I you we're watching and paying attention, maybe not
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  Speaker 1: got some headlines people freaking out here. So President Donald Trump,
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  Speaker 1: if you saw this, he is threatening to hold up
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  Speaker 1: a new stadium which is in the works for the
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  Speaker 1: NFL's Washington franchise, the team in Washington. The President sending
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  Speaker 1: out some comments on social media if they do not
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  Speaker 1: restore the old name. Heil to the Redskins, Hey to
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  Speaker 1: Victor Rey now. President Trump also said over the weekend
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  Speaker 1: that he wants the Cleveland baseball team to change his
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  Speaker 1: name back as well, to revert to the former name
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  Speaker 1: the Indians, which I know will make Dick and Dayton
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  Speaker 1: very happy if they do do that. He still calls
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  Speaker 1: him that, he said the President. There is a big
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  Speaker 1: clamoring for this as well. So all and of course
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  Speaker 1: people freaked out, like the sports media. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So let us discuss the question, how do
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  Speaker 1: you evaluate President Donald Trump calling on the Redskins and Indians'
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  Speaker 1: nicknames to return to pro sports. So on this one,
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  Speaker 1: I've got Tsunami and Mendoza line and that's it, all right,
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  Speaker 1: So a I get a kick.
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  Speaker 5: Out of the media meltdown.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm perusing the commentary and people are losing their
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  Speaker 1: fricking minds, right, some of the sports media people. Some
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  Speaker 1: of these people, I know, they're losing their minds. Right,
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  Speaker 1: They're clutching their pearls. Oh my god, it's like they
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  Speaker 1: need one of those old school Victorian fainting couches.
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  Speaker 5: They're so emotional by this.
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  Speaker 1: And here's why, right, because when you break it down unscientifically, right,
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  Speaker 1: when you break it down, and if you're actually honest
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  Speaker 1: about the story, it was political. The reason those team
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  Speaker 1: names change was the political climate in America. The teams
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  Speaker 1: bowed down to the politics at the time they changed
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  Speaker 1: their names, the names that had been around for a
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  Speaker 1: very long time. And now it's political again, right, it's
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  Speaker 1: different politics, but it's political again. President Trump daring suggesting
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  Speaker 1: to people it's changing the names back now. Now, Trump
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  Speaker 1: is he's tapping into something here, the President that there's.
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  Speaker 5: A lot of people that agree with him, a lot
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  Speaker 5: of it.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, I've talked abouts I have some boots on
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  Speaker 1: the ground in the Washington, DC area who have informed
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  Speaker 1: me the Redskins or the Commanders have done market research
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  Speaker 1: for years since they changed the name, and they've asked like,
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  Speaker 1: what name do you want? What name you know, and
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  Speaker 1: overwhelming the people that actually buy tickets, the actual customers,
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  Speaker 1: have said Redskins, that's the name they want back. And
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  Speaker 1: so that you know, people don't bring that up, that's
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  Speaker 1: what they want. And so they're like, hey, listen, the
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  Speaker 1: people that follow the team that actually pay for the
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  Speaker 1: tickets and buy the merchandise that's all overpriced, they're like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: we like this.
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  Speaker 5: We don't want to scrub this. We like this. This
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  Speaker 5: is the name. And in the.
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  Speaker 1: Years and I understand, we were in a period in
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  Speaker 1: like twenty twenty twenty twenty one, like there was this
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  Speaker 1: weird period here in America where we were rewriting history
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  Speaker 1: right there were you know, knocking down statues. It got
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  Speaker 1: rid of the Redskins name. The Indians name got swallowed
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  Speaker 1: up by the tsunami that was taking place in America.
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  Speaker 1: You had owners of heritage franchises right, American institutions we're
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  Speaker 1: told like these are these are community trusts, these professional
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  Speaker 1: sports teams who were bending down genuflecting faster than referee
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  Speaker 1: trying to put the ball down for Tom Brady back
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  Speaker 1: in the day when.
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  Speaker 5: He was playing for the Patriots.
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  Speaker 1: And so it was not because the fans the customers
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  Speaker 1: demanded that these names go away. That was not it
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  Speaker 1: at all. In fact, it was the opposite of that.
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  Speaker 1: It was because of some social media mob that was
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  Speaker 1: out there that needed fresh meat and they're like, all right,
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  Speaker 1: just eat everything up. And these professional sports leagues bowed
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  Speaker 1: down to that. But keep in mind there were people
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  Speaker 1: that had backbone in sports that didn't do that. The
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  Speaker 1: Atlanta Braves. Major League Baseball wanted the Braves to change
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  Speaker 1: their nickname because of the political climate. The Atlanta Braves
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  Speaker 1: still exist. If it was up to the mob, the
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  Speaker 1: Atlanta Braves would have gone away. You can go down
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  Speaker 1: the hockey team in Chicago, the Blackhawks. There were people
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  Speaker 1: there they should change the name. In college, the Florida
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  Speaker 1: State Seminoles, there was a push you gotta get rid
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  Speaker 1: of the seminal. I don't care if the Indian group supported.
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  Speaker 1: You got to get rid of it. You know, some
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  Speaker 1: liberal white people don't like it. You gotta get rid
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  Speaker 1: of it. So listen that the names are alive. Those
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  Speaker 1: names are alive today because they had owners that had
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  Speaker 1: a back bone. The Washington Redskins Cleveland Indians did not
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  Speaker 1: have owners that have backbone. So now the president's calling out.
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  Speaker 1: Now the other part of that, like if you were
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  Speaker 1: to say pagetuo, what are the chances, what are the
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  Speaker 1: chances that the commanders in the NFL and the Guardians
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  Speaker 1: in Major League Baseball were to actually do the old
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  Speaker 1: switch oroule and go back to the old name. I
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  Speaker 1: just go back to the old name. It's not great.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit here and tell you it's great.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it is great because they know, these
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  Speaker 1: teams know. It's just they got to hold their ground
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  Speaker 1: because Trump's only gonna be president for a few more
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  Speaker 1: years and then somebody else will be in the White House.
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  Speaker 1: So they just have to ride the wave here. But
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  Speaker 1: it's not zero, Okay, it's not zero. The reason it's
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  Speaker 1: not zero the Washington Commanders what a dumb name, and
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  Speaker 1: the Cleveland Guardians an equally dumb name. The current names
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  Speaker 1: they've had those names since twenty twenty two. So here
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  Speaker 1: we are in the summer of twenty twenty five. Both
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  Speaker 1: have said they don't plan to change their name. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: spoiler alert spoiler. Both of them said for years they
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  Speaker 1: were not going to change the name Indians and Redskins,
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  Speaker 1: So who cares what they say. They never said they
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  Speaker 1: were gonna change the names in the first place. They did,
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  Speaker 1: but they said they weren't, and they finally, you know,
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  Speaker 1: they broke down and changed the name. But I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: set the malarods on this at plus four hundred. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna set the malarods on this at plus four hundred.
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  Speaker 1: That is a two hundred hitter. That is the Mendoza line.
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  Speaker 1: That is the Mendoza line in baseball. Baseball player Mario Mendoza,
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  Speaker 1: So two UNDERD batting average, and if you look at
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  Speaker 1: the two UNDERD batting average, that sucks, right, that's terrible.
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  Speaker 5: That is the.
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  Speaker 1: Threshold for offensive futility allow in modern baseball. That's acceptable.
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  Speaker 1: In the old days it wasn't. But the name Jange,
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  Speaker 1: if you go from the Redskins and the Guardians, this
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  Speaker 1: is like the symbol of the outrage era that we
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  Speaker 1: were in, right, This is like they changed to these names.
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  Speaker 1: The Great Purge of sports mascots, which they took those down,
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  Speaker 1: and also a bunch of high.
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  Speaker 5: School teams had to change their name, all this stuff,
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  Speaker 5: and some colleges.
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  Speaker 1: But to replace the Commanders and the Guardians. Those names,
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  Speaker 1: those replacement names right there terrible. They suck. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: there's so bad. It's like the bureaucrats got together and
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  Speaker 1: it's like some kind of dystopian sci fi thing. They
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  Speaker 1: got together. We've got to get a committee together, because
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  Speaker 1: everyoneing needs a committee. We've got to have branding, and
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  Speaker 1: how can we come up with a name. We'll get
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  Speaker 1: a committee together and let's have some meetings. We'll do
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  Speaker 1: some zoom meetings. So it was twenty twenty and it's
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  Speaker 1: like the mascots were put together by the Department of
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  Speaker 1: the Bland. How can it be the most bland possible nickname?
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  Speaker 1: And the Bland, I mean, it's so stupid, right, And
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  Speaker 1: so they came up with Guardians, and they came up
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  Speaker 1: with the Commanders, and they were selected. I am convinced.
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  Speaker 1: I was not in the room, but I am convinced,
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  Speaker 1: nonetheless that those nicknames were selected for one reason, and
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  Speaker 1: one reason only.
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  Speaker 5: To offend no one right. Their goal.
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  Speaker 1: We do not want to we're gonna name the Cleveland
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  Speaker 1: baseball team after a bridge. They named it after a
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  Speaker 1: bridge and the commanders it sounds like some ripoff Gi.
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  Speaker 5: Joe character or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: So in the process of trying not to offend anyone,
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  Speaker 1: which was the goal, they have managed to offend everyone. Right,
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  Speaker 1: Everyone's like, this is so stupid. It's lifeless. There's no energy,
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  Speaker 1: there's no passion. And the logos they came up with,
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  Speaker 1: I think I could come up with that if you
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  Speaker 1: gave me AI, I get you chat, GPT or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: I could come up with a logo like that. They're minimalists,
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  Speaker 1: they're forgettable logos. Why would anyone buy merchandise for these teams?
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's the logos are just blah. You can
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  Speaker 1: create a better logo on your phone than a professional
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  Speaker 1: sports team. Why would you buy that logo? Like, it
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  Speaker 1: makes no sense. They're sanitized their shrink wrap. It's just
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  Speaker 1: they just blow uh. And it was like some kind
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  Speaker 1: of diversity inclusion marketing division came up with him.
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  Speaker 5: It is terrible. They're horrible, and.
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  Speaker 1: It's they've got a bout as much edge as a cracker,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like a gluten freak.
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  Speaker 5: Cracker. It's just nothing. There's just blah blah blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 1: And then to compound the issue, right, you compound the issue,
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  Speaker 1: you get rid of names that had a legacy, that
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  Speaker 1: had a following, that had tradition, all stuff, and.
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  Speaker 5: The the new name and.
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  Speaker 1: You combine the name and the logo and it's like
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  Speaker 1: plain oatmeal is what it is.
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  Speaker 4: It's Cowboy Up, Cowboy down, Cowboy everywhere.
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  Speaker 5: Welcome in.
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  Speaker 4: We'll beginning of another night of the Ben Malor Show.
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  Speaker 5: So we are in the.
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  Speaker 1: After of the twenty twenty five Mallard Palooza. I waited
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  Speaker 1: until just before the show and we posted it. You
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  Speaker 1: can vote for the final four. There are four acts
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  Speaker 1: that reached the pinnacle of the Mallard Palooza. You can
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  Speaker 1: vote for your favorite there that will be the People's champ,
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  Speaker 1: the voice of the people, and you can chime in
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  Speaker 1: on that if you listen to the Mallar Palusa, either
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  Speaker 1: live or on the podcast. We had a bunch of acts,
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  Speaker 1: some of them good, some of them will try to
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  Speaker 1: pretend it didn't happen. And we made it through the night.
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  Speaker 1: We survived we hope for better in the future. But
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  Speaker 1: we did it, and we thank you for participating.
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  Speaker 5: Those of you that did.
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  Speaker 1: And we'd like to have less comedy and more impersonations
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  Speaker 1: and some other stuff. So nonetheless, our lead this out
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  Speaker 1: not from me, mallord palooza, No, no, no, it is
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  Speaker 1: all about Jerry's world. It's all about Jerry's world. So
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  Speaker 1: the Dallas Cowboys are back. You'd expect daily Cowboy updates?
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  Speaker 1: Why why not?
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  Speaker 5: What the hell? Right? So if you have not been following.
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  Speaker 1: The football news of the day, as we are in
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  Speaker 1: the training camp portion of the schedule with a cadrey
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  Speaker 1: of teams with rookies, some veterans with certain teams have arrived.
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  Speaker 1: So if you haven't been following all this, perhaps not.
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  Speaker 1: The Dallas Cowboys always good at feeding the content machine
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  Speaker 1: in these parts, and they have done it yet again,
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  Speaker 1: so Jerry Jones admitted recently. In fact, in a gaggle
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  Speaker 1: with reporters, he admitted that there have been moments that
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  Speaker 1: he thought about stepping away. He has been the Dallas
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  Speaker 1: Cowboys GM my entire life, well close to it, but
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones said there were moments he thought about stepping
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  Speaker 1: away as the general manager of the Cowboys. But not
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  Speaker 1: very long, he said, not very long. Small fractions of seconds,
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  Speaker 1: Jerry said. Jerry says he remains committed to winning a
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl. All right, exciting and he knows that now
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  Speaker 1: these of course older, it's in his eighties now, he says,
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  Speaker 1: I'm living for now, Jerry Jones said, So let us
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: discuss the question. Jerry Jones going on the record, Jerry
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Jones saying that he thought about stepping away from the
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Cowboy GM duties. Is this a big deal, a little
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: deal or no deal?
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: Now? That is the question. What is the answers?
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: I've got Johnny Walker, Blue Pontoon, boat and casting call,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: and we will combine all of these things together and
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: we are going to make a delicious banana cream pie,
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: homemade banana cream pie, chef's kiss. So a to answer
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: the question, this is no deal, right, this is no
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: deal now, Jerry said, small fractions of seconds. When claiming
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: that he did contemplate stepping away as the GM of
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: the Dallas Cowboys.
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: That is not a.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Reflection, okay. That that's like indigestion.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: Is what it's like.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: I ate a little too fast, you know, and I
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: eat frozen food. I eat ice cream or something like that.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll that's sometimes it happens all the time. I'll
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: eat it too fast and then I get that that
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: ice cream headache you know, you gotta it's it's just terrible.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: And then it goes away in like thirty seconds and
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: you go right back to doing what you were doing.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: And so Jerry Jones saying, well, you know, it was
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: small fractions of a second, the seconds that I thought about.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: No longer being the Cowboys GM.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: That is the It's like the moment between eating taking
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: a bite of a pistromi sandwich and realizing you didn't
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: take the napkin and there's some mustard coming off the
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: pastrami sandwich.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: It's gonna get all over you, and it's a problem.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: It is, right, but Jerry Jones has been the Cowboys
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: general manager since Ronald Reagan was the president. He's not
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: stepping down.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: He's not.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: He's just doubling down, is what he is. And he's
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: picking the groceries. And I don't blame people goof on
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones and all that's fine to goof on him,
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: because the Cowboys have been an embarrassment for over a generation.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: If I bought an NFL team and I was in
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: charge of the NFL, that's the fun part. Who doesn't
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: want to do the fun part. I don't want to
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: sit there and just hang out at cocktail parties. I
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: want to pick the players. And Jerry gets to do that.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: He gets to pick the groceries the famous old line
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: by Bill Parcells years ago. And he gets to rearrange
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: the pantry and all that and gives a chef's kiss
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: when things go well, and when things don't go well,
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: he points at his his other people in the kitchen
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: and blames them. Jerry Jones. The idea that he would
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: give up the general manager duties a non starter, right,
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: It's a non starter. That is his identity. It is you.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: You know it, and I know it. He is the owner,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: he's the GM. I'm pretty sure he takes care of
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: the catering. They have a catering business there. And I
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: would imagine that Jerry goes into the locker room and decides,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: what ply toilet paper? What ply toilet paper do we
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: give the cowboy players in the locker room, Because really,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: anythink about.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: It, that's an expense that you could use that.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Cheap one ply toilet paper were you end up having
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: to use an entire role for one flush, and then
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: you can use like the really high end product you
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: can get at Costco, which will cost you a little
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: bit more, and it adds up.
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones also said, as we told you, he's committed
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: to winning the Super Bowl and says he's living for now.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: So what does that mean? So let's try to decipher
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: that part of the rhetoric from Jerry Jones. So it's
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: an encrypted message. Jerry saying I'm eighty two. He said,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I'm eighty two, and I think I can out scout
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: half of the NFL is essentially what Jerry is saying.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: And he's not gonna use AI. He's not gonna use
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: the NERD numbers. He's gonna go with binoculars and gut feeling.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: That is what's gonna He's not none need AI, no pointdexter,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: no analytics. Jerry's got his binoculars and he's looking around
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: and he's got he's probably got a clipboard in a
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: whistle and a number two pencil, and that's how he
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: does it. Because Jerry Jones is from the old Country.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Jerry's from the old country. He's the kind of guy
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: who watches a college football game. I He'll watch an
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: SEC game on a Saturday afternoon and says, you know,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I think that kid, that number fifty six has got
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: brass balls. I like the way that guy plays, and
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna draft that guy, even though he's not projected
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: to be drafted anywhere near the top of the I'm
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: gonna take him in the third round because he's got
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: a handshake like.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: A linebacker supposed to have. And that's what I want
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: for the Dallas Cowboys. It is ceremonial cosplay, is what
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: it is.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: And he's doubling down on all this, which is fine
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: for my job here. I have to fill four hours
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: of airtime every night, so thank God for that. But
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Jerry is the last of the Mohicans. You think about
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones, his place in the football world, Jerry Jones
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: the last owner GM. Right with the cow This is
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: a throwback to an era when it was a mom
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: and pop business and teams did not have world class
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: gymnasiums and training equipment and all that stuff. No, No,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: there was a time I remember we used to have
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Fred Dryer in here. Was an NFL player for the
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Rams and was a TV star, and Fred would tell
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: stories about when he was practicing with the La Rams
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: back in the old days, and before practice, the players
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: on the team would have to go pick up trash
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: on the field so the field was usable at some
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: local high school in LA they were practicing it. Do
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: you imagine going to an NFL locker room and saying,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: all right, buys, you got to clean up the rubbish
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: on the field. We got some debris out there so
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: we can practice.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: Are you kidding me? Do you know who I am?
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: I can't be bothered? What's wrong with you? So it's
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: obviously the world.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: But Jerry Jones ad eight throwback to when the NFL
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: is a mom and pop business and he'll be riding
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: off into the sunset someday with the draft board in
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: one hand and a bottle of Johnny Walker blue in
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: the other.
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: And he loves it. We all know he loves it.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: The chaos, the drama O rama, which is what he's
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: all about.
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: And in many ways, Jerry's not just the last of
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: the mom and pop.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: NFL ownership GM groups, but he's also the last of
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: the football romantics.
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: He is right.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: I think Jerry Jones, we think about retirement for Jerry Jones, right,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: that is a dirty word.
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: That is like you might as well say delicate. That
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: is no.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: I think Jerry thinks delegation is like a French pastry
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: or something like that. Now, page two. So Micah Parsons,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: he's also out there the Cowboys waiting to the very
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: end there will they pay Michaeh Parsons or not. My
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: belief is they'll wait till the eleventh hour and then
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: they'll sign Micah Parsons. But the standoff is continuing and
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: it's good for business for the Dallas Cowboys. So the
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: standoff Jerry Jones on one side, Michaeh Parsons on the other,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: and it's a urinating match right now. So Micah Parsons
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: reposted on the Socials some criticism by Jane Jay Want
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: that's a terrible broadcaster ex jock claiming the Cowboys owner
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: took a shot at both Micah Parsons and Dak Prescott
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: for getting hurt.
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: So where are you at on this one? All right?
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: So this is the give me a break? All right?
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: This is that please give me a break? What is
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: wrong with you? Michaeh.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Parsons is he's out there acting if I if I'm
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: reading the room the right way, Michael Parson's out there
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: acting like Jerry Jones just insulted his mother, his siblings,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: his dog.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: I'm sure he's got some anime.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: He loves all of that, just taking shots at all
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: of those things that are very important to Micah Parsons. Uh.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: And really all the guy did say was what he said, Hey,
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: we paid Dak, he got hurt. We might pay Micah
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: and he also got hurt last year. So where I
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: come from, that's not a personal attack. Now maybe for
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: you it's a personal thing. For me, it's not a
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: personal attack. That's Jerry Jones doing what Jerry Jones does
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: better than anyone when it comes to running your mouth.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: He is Usane Bolt when it comes to running running
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: his mouth. And uh. And then of course about Micah
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: can't help it, and he's got to get in on this,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: so he clicks the the repost and then it's like
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: he's filing a grievance with.
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: H are you kidding me? Like, sirih, are you kidding me?
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Here? This is the NFL. It's not some group therapy session.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: You sit around the campfire and roast marshmallows and sing Kumbaya.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: And all that.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to be a pass rushing beast. Michah Parsons right,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: defensive freak of nature. I remember after two games a
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: couple of years ago in the Cowboys season when they
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: played the Jets and the Giants, the media had decided
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: that Michael Parsons was the second Coming, the reincarnation of
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Lawrence Taylor, and then they had to play the rest
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: of the games. So we got this guy who's a
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: freak on the field, and you're gonna let your feelings
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: get bent out of shape because an eighty two year
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: old owner say, hey, you missed some games, which, by
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: the way, you did, so I would advise you to
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: try to grow a spine. I think you can probably
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: take a pill or a supplement that will grow a spine.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: That would be the way to go. Might want to
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: get some thicker skin and all that stuff. And we
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: know that Jerry Jones is not buddy buddy. He's buddy,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: but he's not buddy buddy with the players. He's buddy,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: but he's the boss.
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: There's that.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Separation between management and the players and all that. I mean,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Jerry's always just fishing for headlines, anyone, That's what this
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: is all about.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: And I am right there.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Jerry's on a pontoon boat and he's got a cooler
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: full of cores light.
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: And he is just loving this. He is loving it,
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: all of it.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: He can't get enough of it. And so on this
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: one mission accomplished, Mission accomplished.
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: MICHAEH.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Parsons weaponizing, Like, we know what he's doing. He's weaponizing.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: This is what he's doing, right, because he's stirring the pot,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: and he's all this.
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: Is so offensive to me. He's not right.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: He's stirring the pot because he's going to use the
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: cowboy fanboys. He's going to use them to start screaming
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: pay Micah, you must pay, Oh my god. And of
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: course Jerry will eventually eventually pay. Mike Parsons. We know
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: that's going to happen. It's just gonna grab more headlines.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: It's like stacking hotcakes on top of each other.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: There's gonna be a headline. It's gonna be a headline.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: And I said this in the past and I will
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: repeat it for those that are new to the store
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: and welcome into our store. We're open all night, we
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: don't close. There are no locks on the door. But
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: here's the thing. So Jerry must have been a huge
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Bond fan. James Bond and Goldfinger James Bond. Remember the
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: scene is the classic scene. Wasn't the first I think
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: it was.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: I forget who it was somebody else that they came
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: up with this scene, but it's been copied.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: A million times in Hollywood where in this one James
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Bond and Goldfingers handcuffed to the death and Destruction machine
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: and the clock is ticking down until kaboom, and then
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: of course, shockingly, the machine of death, the Death and
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Destruction machine stops with only seconds left on the clock.
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: And there we go.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: We stopped fade to black Well that Michael Parsons is like,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: that's what's gonna be.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: The Cowboys gonna wait till the very end. Is gonna
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: come down? Is it gonna be right before the first game.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: It'll be one of those Jay Glazers stories on the
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: NFL on Fox pregame where it's like, oh, the Cowboys
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: have announced they will announce today that Michael Parsons has
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: agreed to a new contract, and there you go. All right,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: last word quickly. So former Bill's running back Nahim Heinz
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: is back in the NFL. Now he became infamous for
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: doing the wrong thing at the wrong time. So Naim
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Heimes heines running back play with the Coles. Also, he
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: has reached agreement on a contract with the Chargers. Show
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: me your lightning bolt. And so what stands out about
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: this one? So this is the classic interchangeable parts because
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: it's not just a depth move by the Chargers. It's
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: not that this is a neon lit billboard flashing the neon. Wooooo,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: that's what neon sounds like. Woooo Just like that, the
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: neon is flashing and it's Naji Harris. Naji Harris's injury
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: is really bad. Bad, bad to the eyeball, bad to
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: the eyeball. Now, remember that was the big offseason edition
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: running back one was Naji Harris from Pittsburgh. He is
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: already damaged. You don't go fishing for a guy like
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Hines heem heines. You don't go fishing for a guy
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: like that who's been out of the NFL for not
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: one but two two years, right, because you're like, well
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: you listen, we just thought we'd add another extra running.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: This guy went full Evil Knievel when he was in
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Buffalo on a jet ski. This is a panic move
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: by the Chargers. Jim Harbaugh is looking at the depth chart.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: He's like, man, I want to run the ball. I
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: want to run first. I'm a running coach, and our
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: running backs I don't trust him. I don't trust him.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: And so he's panicking. He's got a smile on his face.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: He's hiding behind a curtain looking out on the practice
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: field and he's looking at the depth chart and it's
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: like it's like a receipt from CBS.
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: He keeps going and going and going. Not all of quality.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of stuff in there. The Chargers, by
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: my count, have seven running backs. Now that is not
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: running back by committee. Seven running backs. That is a
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: casting call for dancing with the depth chart.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: Is what Jim Harball is doing on this.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: And again I go back to Naji Herris, because that's
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: really what this is, is a dad giveaway that Naji Harris.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: We'd heard reports as I was all messed up sucks
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: messing around with fireworks on the fourth and the thing
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: went wrong, ended up in the hospital in Northern California
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: at Stanford and.
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: The agent's all, he'll be all, He'll be okay, he'll
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: be ready to go.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Well, if it's a superficial eye injury and you already
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: have a bunch of running six running backs, now five,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have another running back? Come on, superficial, my
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: fat ass, that superficial. So that is a PR spin
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: job spin spin, spin, his PR spin. It is PR
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: spin for we are not ready to admit how bad
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: it is. And so enter to the chat. Nahem Hines,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: who has not played in the NFL since twenty twenty two.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: So it's been a minute. That again jet ski accident
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: where he collided and it did not go well there
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: he shreddered his knee. We are told his knee look
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: like pulled pork by the time they put that thing
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: back together. And so now he's trying to try to
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: come back with the Chargers. He did try to come
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: back with the Cleveland Browns and never saw the field,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: never saw the field, So this is again reached of desperation.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Himes was a pretty good ball player with the Colts
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: back in the day and showed a few flashes with Buffalo,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: but that was before the pulled pork, knee popped up.
• 33:12
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• 33:15
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• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Malor's Mountain of money. Hell, do you have what it
• 33:24
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• 33:28
  Speaker 6: Not?
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: All right? Right to the game we go. Let's welcome
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: in our contestants. We have Ronnie from Cannes City. Hello, Ronnie, Welcome, Then,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Popper Malor, how you doing?
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: What's going on?
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: Are you the guy that I met?
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Ronnie?
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: Is that you? Are you the same guy?
• 33:43
  Speaker 8: Is that the I am the guy who makes bullets?
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: I am the guy I remember you, this guy I
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: know Ronnie, I know you guys all right now, Ronnie,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: it's good to talk to you again, Ronn.
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: Who'd you like to partner up with on the on
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: the big show? Here, Ronnie, let's go.
• 33:57
  Speaker 8: Bober mad choice if you want to this guy? Obviously,
• 34:01
  Speaker 8: he's we.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: Will crush you. Ronnie's a stud. He's tougher than you.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: He makes bullets all night. And we have Mike in Boston,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: who's gonna play. Hello Mike, welcome, Hey, I hear a
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: lot of ambient noise. Do we want a lot of
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: ambient noise? Do we need a lot of ambient.
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: Noise make your game better? All right?
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Mike, you want to team up with coops in your
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: work right now? Or you're just wandering around the streets
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: of Boston.
• 34:31
  Speaker 8: I'm driving to work.
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: I got you, all right? What kind of work do
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: you do? Kyle? Uh? Like marble? You know marg in Marble? Yeah? Nice?
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: All right, let's play the game coop quickly? Please?
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  Speaker 8: All right, gentlemen, this is Malard's Aount of Money, the
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  Speaker 8: Willem Defoe edition. He turns seventy years old today.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 8: The categories are the Boondocks, Saints, Spider Man, Finding Nemo,
• 34:58
  Speaker 8: and the Florida Project. Ronnie, your on first? Which category
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  Speaker 8: would you like?
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  Speaker 1: The quart Project?
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  Speaker 8: All right? And Mike, how about you?
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  Speaker 5: All right?
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  Speaker 1: All right, we'll put forty five seconds in the clock.
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  Speaker 1: These athletes were all.
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  Speaker 5: Born in Florida. Bullet Ronnie you ready, Ronnie? All right?
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  Speaker 5: Here we go forty five seconds.
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  Speaker 1: We're on away go two time MVP for the Baltimore Ravens,
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  Speaker 1: their quarterback, Yes, quarterback for the Raiders right now. He
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: came over from Seattle. Yes, all time leading rushier in
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  Speaker 1: NFL history for the Cowboys. Yes, third baseman for the Padres.
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  Speaker 1: He played with the Orioles for a long time. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: Chocolate Thunder nineteen seventies, eighties NBA player.
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  Speaker 5: Known for his hammer dunks.
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  Speaker 1: No Phoenix Suns player played with the Knicks, became Jewish.
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  Speaker 5: Black guy became Jewish with the Knicks. Two thousands all right.
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  Speaker 5: A third baseman for the Brewers, play with the Dodgers.
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  Speaker 1: And this last one.
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  Speaker 8: Gary Sheffield, Gary Sheffield and Amari Stottemeyer and Darryl Dawkins.
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  Speaker 5: Chocolate Thunder daryld do all right, but that's what is that?
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  Speaker 8: A one hundred points? That's fine, all right, Mike, we
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  Speaker 8: have we have finding nemo.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 8: These athletes all went or go missing in the playoffs.
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  Speaker 8: Are you ready?
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  Speaker 5: Yep?
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  Speaker 8: All right, forty five seconds let's begin. Uh. He is
• 36:32
  Speaker 8: the current star on the Yankees Slugger Aaron Jdge. Yes,
• 36:38
  Speaker 8: this guy is the mailman from the Utah Jazz.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 8: This guy was the quarterback for the Chargers for a
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  Speaker 8: long time. Pill Yes, uh, this guy is a picture
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  Speaker 8: for the Dodgers. He disappears in the playoffs. Yes, uh,
• 36:54
  Speaker 8: this guy was the point guard for the Raptors a
• 36:56
  Speaker 8: long time alongside DeMar de Rosen, Kyle Lowery. Yes, this
• 37:02
  Speaker 8: guy was a point guard for the Knicks. He had
• 37:05
  Speaker 8: like a discount shoe brand. He was famous in China.
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  Speaker 1: Stepan Marber.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, yes, this guy was a side young winner for
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  Speaker 8: the Padres.
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  Speaker 1: The under point question and you should have led with
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: He was drafted by the Celtics.
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  Speaker 5: Stefan Marber.
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  Speaker 8: You know he still got it?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Two points?
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  Speaker 5: All right, Well, Ronnie, we are back up here. Ronnie.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Which academy of Spider Man and was the Boondocks.
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  Speaker 5: Saints as that was yep, spider Man.
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  Speaker 1: Spider Man, spider Man. All right, Well, these athletes became
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: famous in high school. Put forty five seconds on the clock.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go, Ronnie from Akron, Ohio. He plays for
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: the Rock Yes, running back for the forty nine ers.
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  Speaker 1: His dad played in the NFL's Yes the big ticket
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  Speaker 1: for the Minnesota Timberwolves and the Celtics won a championship there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, was the.
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  Speaker 1: Number one pick for the Chicago Bulls Big Center. But no,
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  Speaker 1: no black guy. In the two thousands, uh pitcher for
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: the Red Sox. His last name was a baseball publication
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  Speaker 1: for trading cards, won a World Series with the Marlins, played.
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  Speaker 5: With the Red Sox.
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  Speaker 1: All Right, our quarterback for the Cleveland Browns from Kentucky.
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  Speaker 1: Out of Kentucky, was the number one pick in the.
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  Speaker 8: Grounds to the out of time we win.
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  Speaker 5: Good job, Mike, Ronnie.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, Ronnie, Ronnie, that was Eddie Curry.
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  Speaker 5: Josh back your Tim Couch, Ronnie. Get back to making
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: those bullets, Ronnie,