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  Speaker 2: depending on how this thing goes. I say that because
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  Speaker 2: we're starting with a big one. Or maybe the opposite.
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  Speaker 2: Would you die for a bigger cat? eggplant would you
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  Speaker 2: die for a bigger schlong wiener uh pain dispenser whatever
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  Speaker 2: whatever name you call it uh penis yes i i
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  Speaker 2: have questions i like how you you've already got qualifications
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  Speaker 2: like you're like you're already reasoning through this like well
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  Speaker 2: i don't know let's Let's hear this out. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: there might be some good options in here. What are
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  Speaker 2: your questions, Jerry, on whether or not, which to me
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  Speaker 2: sounds like a really easy would you die trying to
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  Speaker 2: get a bigger week?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I think you maybe need to rephrase this just
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  Speaker 1: a hair, which is would you put your life at
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  Speaker 1: risk for a bigger....
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  Speaker 2: Okay, fine. Would you put your life at risk... for
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  Speaker 2: a bigger.
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  Speaker 1: Like, and let's say, let's say a 25% chance of death.
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  Speaker 3: 25% chance. Those are pretty good odds.
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  Speaker 2: Those are good odds, which means one in four, you
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  Speaker 2: could die. So Jerry, what are your qualifying questions to answer?
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  Speaker 2: The ultimate question, would you put your life at risk
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  Speaker 2: to get a bigger weenie? I think I just got
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  Speaker 2: them answered. That was it.
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  Speaker 3: That, I am ready to make my ruling, yes.
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  Speaker 2: All right. What are you going to do?
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  Speaker 3: I'm good. I'll pass.
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  Speaker 2: At what percentage would you be like, all right, let's
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  Speaker 2: roll the dice and see what happens?
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  Speaker 3: You know, if I really felt like I needed a
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  Speaker 3: bigger one, 25% would be more than acceptable.
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  Speaker 2: So the only qualifying question i would have in this
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  Speaker 2: scenario is if i'm that michael phillips guy who says
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  Speaker 2: like he's the one that has come out and said
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  Speaker 2: i have the tiniest weenie on the planet i have
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  Speaker 2: the micro penis syndrome and he's got the worst of
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  Speaker 2: anybody apparently and he's going through an operation or procedure
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  Speaker 2: whatever to make it a marginally bigger it's really not
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  Speaker 2: even going to be that big of a difference but
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  Speaker 2: anyway if i had a micro thing i think i
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  Speaker 2: would absolutely roll the dice i might even go as
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  Speaker 2: high as 50 50 i mean because i mean you
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  Speaker 2: talked about your quality of life and everything not just
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  Speaker 2: confidence and emotionally but physically this is a guy that
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  Speaker 2: has to wear diapers and stuff because he can't do
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  Speaker 2: normal daily function things so Look, at a certain point,
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  Speaker 2: if a doctor came to me and said, yes, I
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  Speaker 2: can take you to average, and if you were on
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  Speaker 2: the micro scale, I'd be like, let's go.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: Thankfully, I'm not that guy. So I don't know at
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  Speaker 2: what percentage I would ever consider putting my life on
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  Speaker 2: the line just to add an inch or so. Trey,
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  Speaker 2: where do you fall on this?
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  Speaker 3: I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Spoken like a man, that's got something.
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  Speaker 1: It would have to be.
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  Speaker 1: You know... Just... Screw it. I want a 12-incher.
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  Speaker 2: Go big or go home. Yeah, you no longer just
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  Speaker 2: want a penis. You want a weapon.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's... I want shock and awe.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to lay this across the Middle East.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh Yeah I want the LBJ Yeah Someone asks
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  Speaker 1: you while you're in Vietnam You just slam it on
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  Speaker 1: the desk and go that's.
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  Speaker 2: Why This is my Secretary of State This is the
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  Speaker 2: Secretary of the Interior And the new Department of War
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  Speaker 2: All right there This is not just a random question
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  Speaker 2: I'm posing to you, by the way. There's a source
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  Speaker 2: for this. An influencer died after a penis enlargement surgery
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  Speaker 2: in Thailand went wrong. There's a whole lot that went
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  Speaker 2: wrong in just that headline. First of all, if you're
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  Speaker 2: going to Thailand for medical procedures, you're already rolling some
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  Speaker 2: serious dice, I think. Yeah. So the other thing is, obviously,
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  Speaker 2: influencer is a pretty loose term these days. Basically, it
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  Speaker 2: was a guy from Africa. That's not what his wife said.
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  Speaker 2: What's that? A wealthy influencer died after undergoing penis enlargement
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  Speaker 2: surgery in Thailand.
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  Speaker 1: So is he really wealthy? Because I'm with you. If
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  Speaker 1: you're going to Thailand for your medical procedures, I don't
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  Speaker 1: think you're that wealthy. I agree. I am sure somewhere
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  Speaker 1: on this earth, there is the Michelangelo of penis enlargement.
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  Speaker 1: And he probably runs six figures to even walk through
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  Speaker 1: the door. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You can find a plastic surgeon to do almost anything
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  Speaker 2: these days. Did you guys see that photo of Clay
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  Speaker 2: Matthews on TMZ the other day?
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  Speaker 1: The AI one?
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  Speaker 2: It is AI? Okay, just making sure. But the scary
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  Speaker 2: thing about that photo was we really weren't sure if
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  Speaker 2: it was real or not because we've seen some people
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  Speaker 2: do some freaky stuff to themselves. Because, look, with enough money,
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  Speaker 2: you'll find a plastic surgeon who will do anything.
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  Speaker 1: And you're right.
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  Speaker 2: If you're that wealthy, you're not going halfway around the
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  Speaker 2: world to get this done. This guy lives, he's from Africa. So,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you're right there near Turkey. They have great
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  Speaker 2: medical tourism. You can go to India and get stuff done.
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  Speaker 2: There's all sorts of places you could go to get
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  Speaker 2: this done. Thailand would not be high on my list.
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  Speaker 1: Again, you're talking about going to places that are considerably
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  Speaker 1: less expensive. When it comes to if you're going to
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  Speaker 1: operate on my junk, I am not cutting cost.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want cutting at all. I want filling and
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  Speaker 2: growing and expanding if I'm going that route. And you're right,
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  Speaker 2: we don't know how wealthy he is. But, according to
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  Speaker 2: the story, a wealthy influencer died after undergoing penis enlargement
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  Speaker 2: surgery in Thailand. Ego Uberibo, actually I think I said
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  Speaker 2: that pretty close to correct, was 43. He was injected
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  Speaker 2: with 40 milliliters of hyaluronic acid and lidocaine at an
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  Speaker 2: unnamed Thai clinic in March. He was on holiday with
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  Speaker 2: his wife at the time, staying at the Marriott Hotel
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  Speaker 2: in Bangkok. But that's a fun one. He decided to
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  Speaker 2: have the operation there. Penis filler can cost thousands and
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  Speaker 2: is becoming increasingly popular. Despite warnings from medical professionals and
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  Speaker 2: surgeons of potentially devastating complications. which now we know can
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  Speaker 2: include death so this guy went for a massage after
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  Speaker 2: his procedure and then it was then that the british
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  Speaker 2: nigerian businessman started to complain of chest pain and passed
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  Speaker 2: out twice he was taken to the hospital later died
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  Speaker 2: of a pulmonary embolism And because of an autopsy that
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  Speaker 2: they did after the fact, they said, yeah, the stuff
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  Speaker 2: from the injection got into his body and into his
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  Speaker 2: lungs and killed him. And one autopsy, I believe, was
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  Speaker 2: done in Thailand and another one was done in England.
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  Speaker 2: Or in the UK, whichever one. And they later found
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  Speaker 2: material consistent with the wiener filler in his lungs and
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  Speaker 2: concluded the procedure caused his embolism. So this is I'm
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  Speaker 2: not just making stuff up. I'm not just throwing out
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  Speaker 2: conversation starters just to see, you know, at what point
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  Speaker 2: you guys would consider, you know, adding an inch or two.
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  Speaker 2: It really is this guy, African businessman, seemingly very healthy, looked,
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  Speaker 2: you know, the part of a successful guy. Forty three.
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  Speaker 2: They say wealthy. I don't know. We have no idea. Um,
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  Speaker 2: but we don't know how obviously short he was in
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  Speaker 2: that department because based on stereotypes, I see what appears
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  Speaker 2: to be a very healthy black man. And in the headline,
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  Speaker 2: it says he died after complications from a penis enlargement procedure.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if they got the right guy. Like, is
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  Speaker 2: this the right photo? Or was there like a white
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  Speaker 2: dude somewhere that somehow they got the photo code swapped
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  Speaker 2: out somehow? But apparently this is the guy.
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  Speaker 1: Like it's a real life Robert Downey Jr. Tropic Thunder.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe. I get it if you're of the micro scale.
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  Speaker 2: But even then, when we talked about the Michael Phillips
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  Speaker 2: guy with the tiniest weenie in the world, his procedure,
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  Speaker 2: which was going to cost thousands that he did a
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  Speaker 2: crowdfunding thing for, was only going to add a little
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  Speaker 2: bit of girth and very minimal length to it. So
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  Speaker 2: to me, it even seemed like not even worth it
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  Speaker 2: to do it in that case.
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  Speaker 1: I have to assume that anything going on down there
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  Speaker 1: when it comes to surgical procedures, it's going to be
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  Speaker 1: incredibly painful.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. So....
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I'm going for baseball bat. It's go
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  Speaker 1: big or go home.
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  Speaker 2: You want stories written about you. You want to be
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  Speaker 2: a poem like Casey at the bat, except you never
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  Speaker 2: strike out. You want Robert Redford to go to home
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  Speaker 2: plate with Wonder Boy etched on the side of your
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  Speaker 2: thing and send it over the right field bleachers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I'm not... I'm not screwing around for
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  Speaker 1: just an inch or two. If I'm going to go
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  Speaker 1: through the pain and everything else, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You want Louisville tattooed on the side of it.
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  Speaker 1: I want something that creates a reputation for myself.
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  Speaker 2: And perhaps you might be a late entry into the Preakness.
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  Speaker 2: And the other horses are like, oh, watch out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I just can't fathom For these procedures, based on the
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  Speaker 2: two stories now that I've had to read, thousands of dollars, economically,
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  Speaker 2: spending thousands of dollars for like an inch or so
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  Speaker 2: of girth, you really don't get anything more on the
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  Speaker 2: length side. So you're not getting your baseball bat effect.
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  Speaker 2: It just, to me, doesn't seem worth it at all.
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  Speaker 2: Especially if there's a possibility you die. I don't know why...
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  Speaker 2: There's so many things you could spend money on to
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  Speaker 2: compensate for your tiny schlonger. Get a Ferrari.
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  Speaker 3: Man, it's a big deal. There's a lot of guys
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  Speaker 3: that really base their self-worth and their position in the
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  Speaker 3: world on that.
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  Speaker 2: I do love our Treehouse chat, though, right now. Double
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  Speaker 2: AJ's on fire again. He says Thailand is definitely where
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  Speaker 2: they will do weird stuff with plastic surgery. Let's be real.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: He has a point there. But this guy was going
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  Speaker 2: for what seems to be a quote unquote normal type procedure. Linda,
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  Speaker 2: come for a massage. Get a bigger unit. The Thailand way.
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  Speaker 2: And then back to Double AJ. Nigerian businessman? Are we
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  Speaker 2: sure this is even real? Ooh, maybe that's what this is.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe this is all a ploy to then send out
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  Speaker 2: emails later to say a Nigerian influencer almost died, but
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  Speaker 2: he needs your help to pay back his medical bills
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  Speaker 2: for his enlargement surgery. All you've got to do is
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  Speaker 2: just send me like $ 2, 000, and in three days, I'll
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  Speaker 2: send you $ 2 million. Sounds very reasonable. And even Diego,
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: off his shoulder surgery in the chat, poor Nigerian prince, LOL.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they were selling insurance policies on the guy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, man. That's a rough way to go. But if
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: there is any solace, He was buried in a gold coffin.
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  Speaker 1: Did it spin?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, it is a bright, shiny,
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: metallic gold coffin that he's going to be buried in.
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  Speaker 3: Was it an open casket ceremony?
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  Speaker 2: I hope so, and I hope it's sticking up. Because
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  Speaker 2: that's what everyone's going to be thinking, right?
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: If I go to that wake, if I go to
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  Speaker 2: that funeral, I see the gold coffin, I'm like, clearly
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  Speaker 2: he's been compensating. Also, I'm going to be thinking, I
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  Speaker 2: know why he died. I know how he died. And
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: the coffin looks a little too big. So, that is
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  Speaker 2: why I ask, would you put your life on the line?
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for the correction, Trey.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's... That's sad. He had to overcompensate in death.
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  Speaker 2: Seriously, just get you a gold-plated Miata. I mean, if
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  Speaker 2: you can't afford the Ferrari or something, just do something.
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  Speaker 2: Do what you can to compensate. Spend that $ 10, 000, $ 12, 000, $ 15, 000
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  Speaker 2: on the surgery on something else. Something that may not
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  Speaker 2: kill you.
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  Speaker 1: It's also got to be a bitch. You're dead and
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  Speaker 1: all your friends are going up to your wife and going,
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  Speaker 1: I don't need surgery.
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  Speaker 2: I know you're hurting. I can fix you. All right.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's two apiece. Yeah, you're... Yeah. I mean,
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: this guy is a hero.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: To so many.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: You're talking about a can-do attitude.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: I mean... No obstacles, man. That's... Oh, man.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: The court had heard him, admitted charges including dangerous driving,
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: at a previous hearing, and he was sentenced to 36
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: weeks in prison, suspended for 18 months. He also admitted
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: drunk driving, driving without a license or insurance, and taking
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: a car without consent.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I was about to say, I'm assuming suspending his license
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: wasn't even an option because he doesn't have one.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: All right, look, if you get one, automatically suspended.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, Jesus. That really is. It really is one of
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: the most impressive things I've ever heard.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it really is. Because that's one thing. Legally blind
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: doesn't mean you technically can't see. It just means your
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: vision is... But... To 150 miles, that's... At night.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: And the worst thing that happened was he was swerving
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: and went over onto the shoulder. The fact that he
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: didn't hit anybody or anything else.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, maybe that is a new level of drunk.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: You're so drunk you can see.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Like all of us normies, like we get really drunk.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: We see like two and four and six of things.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: But if you're legally blind, it all comes into focus.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: You're like, oh, my God, it's a miracle. So he's
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: just going is like, let me see how far this
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: will take me.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: I just realized there was a level of drunk I
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: never achieved.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Do you feel like you're missing out now?
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: You know, that's got to be a euphoric feeling.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, look, some people level up in video games.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: This guy leveled up in real life. I love Linda
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: in the chat. You know, he was saying, I'm sailing.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: At least he knew he was driving. Oh, man, I
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: had never thought about that. You drink so much that
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: you turn back around and can see.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Now I need to know which wine that was.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Was it a red or a white?
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: See, these are the questions we ask, and we never
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: get the answers to.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: If it was a rosé, then I'd lose respect for
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: the guy again.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, that's just not, no. That's not possible, man.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Then again, if it's four bottles of it, congratulations to
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: this man.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: And we have.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: More and deeper probing questions that we really want the
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: answers to. Unfortunately, I don't think we'll ever get them.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Now time for a common sense law. Or is it?
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Italy.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: The entire country, not the little town in East Texas,
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: but Italy. may ban texting while walking. Apparently things have
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: gotten so bad in Italy with people staring at their
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: phones that it's become a public nuisance and they're actually
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: considering legislation to make it where you cannot text and walk.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: And I say yes.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: I'm okay with it.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, this is something... Jerry, I don't know how
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: much you drive in Dallas. Dan, obviously, I know you
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: don't drive in Dallas.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: A lot.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Something I have and where I live in Lemon, Cedar Springs,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: you have busy streets, a lot of traffic. I feel
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: like we have quit teaching kids just the simple basics
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: of walk, don't walk signs and what means go and
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: what means not. Because people do not seem to understand
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: anymore that and it's white, you walk. When it's red,
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: you stop.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Pedestrian traffic has always been an interesting thing to me
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: because if I remember this correctly, because I looked it
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: up before, as a pedestrian in Texas, I don't think
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: just because you're in a crosswalk, you automatically get the
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: right of way. I believe in Texas, there's personal responsibility
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: involved in that scenario where if you are in the crosswalk,
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: when it says don't walk and you get hit by
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: a car, the person driving that car is not automatically
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: responsible for it.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: If you're in a crosswalk where there's an intersection that
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: has walk, don't walk. There are some crosswalks where, yes,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: you are default. Like if it's a stop sign, then yeah,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: you do actually have the right. But if it's a walk,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: don't walk sign, then, yeah, you still have to go
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: by those rules. Right.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Now, that's not the case everywhere else. Like, I know
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: there are other parts of the country where, as a pedestrian,
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: if you're in the street, crosswalk, whatever, it is your right-of-way, period.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: But in Texas, again, if I'm right, that's not necessarily
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: the case.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: No, it's... Listen, I know I've told this story before,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: but back in the day, I was at a bar
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: on McKinney Avenue and hanging out with... was actually having
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: lunch with a few of the DPD friends. And there
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: was a restaurant across the street and someone left the restaurant,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: walked out, not at the intersection, just jaywalked right in
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: the middle of the street, got hit by a car.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: And one of our other cop friends had to go
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: to the hospital and write them a ticket for jaywalking
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: because they were at fault. As it should be.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: That's how it should be. And look, And I see
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: this a lot because in Dallas, we don't treat pedestrians
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: the same way that other cities do. I remember like
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: even driving it like like the crosswalk in Dallas. That's
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: not a barrier. That's that's just extra space that you
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: creep up on. Right. In other cities like even Austin,
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Austin is is more pedestrian friendly. Cars don't creep up
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: into that crosswalk section a whole lot in other major
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: cities like where I am now in Seattle. They don't
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: creep into that crosswalk because there is so much foot traffic.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: It happened the same way in Portland. I've seen it
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: in other cities as well where there's common foot traffic.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Vehicles stay out of that crosswalk. In Dallas, that's just
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: extra room to creep up.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Dallas is more GTA.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: It very much is. See, people in Dallas complaining about
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: the lack of GTA 6 in their lives in the
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: last decade or two decades, just drive around. It's pretty
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: much the same thing. But like I was telling you, Trey,
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: like Tara and I drove those Lime scooters for the
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: first time recently. I'll never do that in Dallas.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, I see it every day, and I'm amazed that
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: people don't get plowed into or run over on those things.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: I'll do it where I am currently, still mainly on
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: side streets because I still don't trust drivers anywhere. But
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: at least here, I know that the drivers here are
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: more used to seeing those things, and they're– They're not
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: as quick to run over people. Honestly, when I'm walking
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: around places, I've been closer to being run over by
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: someone on a bicycle than I have in a car.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Or by a car.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Anyway, so yeah, the whole crosswalk pedestrian thing, that's an
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: amazing thing to me and how Dallas would just assume,
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: just bump you or run your ass over. But there
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: are people walking around that think that they have the
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: automatic right-of-way, and you don't. I love that story where
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: the cop had to go to the hospital and write
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: a ticket to that guy. Because, and this is where,
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: so like on the surface, when I say Italy may
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: ban texting while walking, you would think that that doesn't
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: need to be a law. They'll learn the lesson when
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: they get run over. But if I'm driving the car,
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: why should it be my fault and fall on my
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: insurance to pay for it because you were an idiot?
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: So that's where the law needs to come into place
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: because your idiocy is affecting somebody else and or their property.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: So that's why the law has to be in place.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Well, and that's why they had to go write the
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: person a ticket because they had literally jumped off, jumped
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: out on the street in between from in between two cars,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: got hit, broke. Their leg was broken. And the driver
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: was like, it's not you. You need to make sure
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: that you do this because it's not my fault.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: And I'm not. Yeah, I'm not paying for your leg
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: and I'm not paying for my new bumper. That's a
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: you thing. You should be paying that. And like there's
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: sad examples where people have been texting and they ended
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: up dead. Like there was one, if I remember this correctly,
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: in Fort Worth, someone was walking in like a parking
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: garage in Fort Worth, like in Sundance, and they were
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: texting or they were on their phone or something and
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: they got to the edge of the parking structure and
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: and fell over the concrete wall to the street and
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: then died.
• 31:28
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• 31:53
  Speaker 2: The family sued, and I believe they won because they
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: said that the wall wasn't high enough to prevent such
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: an accident. So even in some cases, you can still
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: find a way to skirt some responsibility. But ultimately, watch
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: where you're going. Why is this so goddamn hard?
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Right. Streets are for cars.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Even when I'm on the sidewalk and I'm walking, if
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: I need to send a long text or an email,
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: I'll actually move over to the side of the sidewalk.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Right. Find yourself a nice little nook out of the way.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: I'll tell the homeless man that I'm sharing that little
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: alcove with to scooch over a little bit while he poops.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: And I'll send my text and get out of the
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: way of the foot traffic. I can concentrate on sending
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: my thing. And then when I'm done, I put the
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: phone back in the pocket and walk like a normal human.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: So I'm all for instituting bans because if your stupidity
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: affects me. It's the same thing like people try to
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: say like, oh, it is stupid having seatbelt laws. The
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: main reason why we have a seatbelt law is the
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: same thing because if you're not wearing your seatbelt and
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: you go flying out of your windshield in an accident,
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: you are now a projectile. You could hit into my
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: car And I had nothing to do with the accident whatsoever.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Now I got to figure out insurance because you weren't
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: wearing a seatbelt and ended up in my front seat.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Well, even more than that is if you veer or
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: something where you might go flying out of the seat
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: and lose control of your car, if you have your
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: seatbelt on, it keeps you in the seat and you
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: have a better chance of maintaining control. Also that. But yeah, that's...
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: If it were just... If the idiots were the only
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: people to pay the price... Mm-hmm. I would be like,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: let her rip.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I always enjoy watching two people that are texting,
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: not paying attention, walk into each other. It's when one
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: of them walks into me. You know? I've seen it
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: happen so many times. Somebody's coming around a corner, they're texting, blah, blah, blah,
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: and they just plow right into you. And it's like,
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: you can stop because you see them, but they just
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: keep walking.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: I don't often get petty in public, but I will
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: do it in that scenario. Like if we're at like
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: a market type of a thing where there's lots of
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: people walking up and down the street and I see
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: someone walking towards me with their face down and their phone,
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: I will maintain course and heading. I will absolutely watch
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: the entire time as they run into me. And I
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: will not apologize. I will just look at them and
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: be like, mm-hmm.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: What did we learn?
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: Nothing? I thought so.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: Look where you're going.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: It's real simple. Nah.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Nah?
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Is it overly simple? Is that the problem, Trey?
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: People can't be bothered. I mean, they can't be bothered
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: to walk and look where they're going. They can't be
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: bothered to drive and pay attention.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: That is true.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Well, it happens that way until something bad happens.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: And then you learn.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: So speaking of learning, today is Thursday, September 10th, 2026.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Let's celebrate today with some birthdays. We started out the
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: show talking about a tiny unit. In birthdays today, we're
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: starting with the big unit. Randy Johnson is 63 today. 60,
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: which is interesting because that man looks 63 when he
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: was 23. Yeah.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He was born a full grown man. Absolutely.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Like he came out and everyone's like, Jesus Christ, that
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: baby six foot 10 and can throw 98 miles an hour. Um,
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: this Randy Johnson, 63 today, nicknamed the big unit.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Cause he's six foot 10, five time Cy Young winner.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: 303 wins, 4,875 strikeouts, second only to our Nolan Ryan.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: And easily one of the scariest pitchers in the history
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: of baseball to face. And if you don't believe us,
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: just ask John Kruk. Jerry, I know you're not a
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: mega sports guy. When I say that, I don't know
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: if you know what I mean. I know Trey does.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: But There was one time Randy Johnson is facing John
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Kruk and Randy Johnson's throwing 9900 miles an hour from
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: the left side. And John Kruk is a left handed hitter.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: So when John Kruk is facing Randy Johnson, because of
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Randy Johnson's size and arm angle, his arm is coming
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: basically from behind John Kruk. And then the ball's coming
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: across him. So it looks like it's coming at him
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: no matter what. So one day when he's facing Randy Johnson,
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Randy Johnson decides to throw one behind John Crook. And
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: it's a famous clip because John Crook steps out of
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: the batter's box. looks around, grabs his jersey, and.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: He's like, whew. He's like, whew.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Sort of like, I almost died just then. And the
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: very next pitch, I believe, is Randy Johnson throwing a
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: slider that started at John Kruk's cheek and ended up
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: across the plate for his strike. And it's one of
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: the most evil things I've seen a pitcher do in baseball,
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: and I love it, mainly because I wasn't John Kruk.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: At that moment.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: Evil, evil pitcher man. Uh, but God, he was fun and, uh,
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: killed the bird.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: Oh yes.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: Killed the bird.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: I mean, it blew exploded.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That will never happen again in our lifetime that
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: we'll see something like that. I don't. And then the
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: fact that a bird flew right in front of a
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Randy Johnson fastball, And it just blew up immediately. It's
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: one of the most amazing things I have ever seen.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: And that's true for sports or anything. Just....
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Tough to feathers.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Just....
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Whole stadium. Whole stadium just like.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Gasp.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: And just silence for like a second and a half.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: Utter silence.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: R.I.P.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Pigeon.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: R.I.P.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: Pigeon.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Shit. So happy birthday to the big unit, Randy Johnson,
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: 63 today. Real quick, because I mentioned John Kruk. I
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: happen to have this random thought yesterday, Trey. So in
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: our episode yesterday, you had brought up Dalton from Roadhouse.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: You know, Patrick Swayze's character. And for some reason, that
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: got me thinking about the early 90s Phillies teams. John Kruk.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: And didn't they also have a Dalton? Like the catcher
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: was Dalton.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're, you're going beyond my.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Baseball rosters are beyond my sports knowledge.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: So the, early 90s Phillies had a great team, had
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: a hell of a lineup. You had John Kruk. I
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: believe the catcher's last name was Dalton. And what was
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: great about that was this is at the height of, like,
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: the baseball mullets. I don't know what it was with
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: the Phillies at the time. It was the early 90s.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: They were still coming out of the 80s. All these
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: guys looked like extras from Roadhouse. And the fact that
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: I believe the catcher's last name was also Dalton was
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: just perfect. Go back and watch Roadhouse and then pull
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: up some clips of the Phillies World Series teams in
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: the early 90s. They're going to look like guys like
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Patrick Swayze was kicking around in the bar. That's my
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: super randomness for today. Other birthdays today. Joe Neuendijk, Hockey
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Hall of Famer, three-time Stanley Cup champion, Conn Smythe Trophy winner,
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: is 60. Also a big-time Dallas star.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Also celebrating birthdays today, Jose Feliciano is 81. It was
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: a long, long time before I could enjoy Christmas music
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: after I worked at KVIL in the early 2000s. But
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: when I finally did come back around to enjoying some
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Christmas music 20 years later, I still cannot get behind
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Feliz Navidad. That's one I still cannot come around on.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: It's not happening.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Sorry, Jose, but happy birthday, year 81.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Duly noted.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Joe Perry from Aerosmith is 76. He once graced our
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: radio studio with his presence right after a hip replacement surgery.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: He was a dick. He was. I mean, he.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: You dealt with it more than I did. I was
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: in the other room still screening calls at the time.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: I was still enamored because I'm like, oh, my God,
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: it's Joe Perry. This is awesome.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: For big-time stars, he was the biggest dick I think
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: I ever dealt with.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: What did he do?
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: He was plugging his barbecue sauce. He didn't want to
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: talk about music. He was obviously in a crappy mood
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: because he had had hip replacement surgery. His son was
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: with him, I believe, who was also a dick. I
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: think his son was kind of his PR guy.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: What I remembered about that visit also was I thought
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: he had mentioned something about his son wrecking his Aston Martin.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: I think, but I... I don't know. I remember... Hell,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: that's been 20 years ago, and now I don't remember everything,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: but I remember he was just a dick. It's like I.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Polar opposites. The people I remember as being the nicest
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: you could ever imagine was Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: They were so cool. And if you remember, they stayed after,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: because they really, they stayed in Dallas to do our show,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: but then they stayed in the parking lot. They took pictures,
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: I think, with every effing salesperson at CBS and They
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: stayed like an extra 30 minutes. They were just unbelievably nice.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: And I remember they were there so long that Richie
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: Sambora had to go to the bathroom. And our production
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: guy at the time, Ricky, was unfortunately next to Richie
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: when they were going pee-pee. And I don't know if
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: he chose to glance at it or because it was
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: so big that the gravitational pull pulled Ricky's eyes down
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: to it, but He came out of the bathroom just
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: feeling like half the man he thought he was. And
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: I said, why do you think Heather Locklear looked so
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: happy for so long?
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: And what's even more is that she never really talked
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: about that. She's the one who said David Spade has
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: the big one.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Gotta be. Gotta be. The amount of chicks he pulls,
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: that is not all personality based.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: No, she said he's got.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: His has to be bigger than Richie's because that's the
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: one of all the guys she's been with that she said,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: and basically I think she best said the same thing
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: is there's a reason why he gets so many. Yeah.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: And it makes sense because like I've, I've, I've long
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: felt no pun intended that, uh, God, mother nature, biology,
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: whatever balances out certain things, shortcomings per let's say. So
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: like David Spade, physically not a specimen in any way.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: He's short, he's scrawny, he's not good looking. So biology
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: gave him, you know, a redwood between the legs to
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: make up for all the other shortcomings. Then you get
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: other people that might be, you know, gifted physically like
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: bodybuilder type features and things, and then really good looking.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: But Maybe they've got a little that is left to
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: be desired in the pants department.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: I feel like certain things get, you know, evened out. Now,
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: some people just hit the genetic lottery and they're, you know,
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: good looking. And they also have, you know, something that
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: is worth telling people about, which also means there are
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: those people that are just horrific in every way. So
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: if there's people out there that hit the genetic lottery,
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: then there's people that hit the opposite and they have
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: just nothing. They're hideous, they're trolls, and they got tiny wieners.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: And maybe they end up in Thailand getting an enlargement
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: and then they die and everyone knows about it. All
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: sorts of possibilities. That's just a theory I have. No
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: idea if it's true or not. Kind of like Brad.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: our old producer at one Oh five, three huge from
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: what I've heard.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: That was, that was his nickname.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: It was, it was, is big Dick Brad.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: It's pretty interesting too, because he now owns a radio
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: station in central Texas. Now, typically radio stations have to
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: have broadcast towers to transmit their signal, not Brad. He
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: just lies down and just thinks real hard. It's really unfair.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: I wonder if on the other end of the scale,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: if that's how you get a morning show.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: God damn.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: Amen.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: You know what? I guess whatever angle you got to
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: use to get what you want. Did I already say
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: Jose Feliciano is anyone?
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: A couple other quick birthdays, if I can recover. Colin
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: Firth is 66, from The King's Speech, Love Actually, Bridget
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Jones's Diary, and The Kingsman Movies. Did I get that right? Yeah,
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: The Kingsman Movies. I really enjoyed that first one. I
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: think I watched the second one. It's all right.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: I like the first one. I like this. I really
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: liked the first one. I liked the second one. The
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: third one was awful.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: I didn't know there was a third one. Uh, you're
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: probably better off.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Uh, which something Diego put up, made a post about,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: and I told him if you've never watched the gentleman,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: it was a guy, Richie movie. And then now it's
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: a show on Netflix. They just did season two. Excellent show.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Excellent movie. Excellent show. If you like guy, Richie stuff,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: I'm a big guy, Richie fan. Um, And because of that,
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: I'm surprised. Some of his more recent projects, I have
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: not seen. The Gentleman, the movie, I wanted to see it,
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: and I just hadn't gotten around to it yet. So
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: that's still on my list. And then I saw, like
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: you said, the show. I'm like, ooh, I want to
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: watch that as well. In the show, one of the
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: main characters, maybe the main character, can you think of
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: his name off the top of your head? He also
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: was opposite Chalene... in the Divergent movies.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Theo James.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's him.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: So I saw him at Boston Logan once. I was
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: the only... I have an uncanny ability with faces. So
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: I was the only person in the airport to recognize.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Hey, it's that guy.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: He walked right past us as we were standing in
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: line about to get on a flight back to Dallas.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: And he walked by just looking absolutely... as normal as
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: anyone else in the airport, but because I'm good with faces,
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: I was like, Hey, it's that guy from the divergent movies.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: And then when I see him in like, there was
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: like a Range Rover commercial now that he's in and
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: he's in the gentleman show.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: I see him.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: I'm like, that's the guy I saw at the airport.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: Good for him.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: No, listen, it's part of the, the plot of the gentlemen,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: the series is they end up having a lot of
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: meetings in a sauna. Because the old crime boss likes
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: being in the sauna. And I am convinced Theo James
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: just writes that in there so he can be in
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: there shirtless and just, you know, just show off.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: That makes sense. I get that. Yeah.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: I saw a guy walking on the street yesterday, no
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: shirt or anything. And he's one of those guys that
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: was in such good shape as his belly's protruding. It's
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: still a six pack. And I'm like, you jerk.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: I hate you.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: That's that's just not fair. Um, I think, uh, holy shit.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: For those that don't know when we go through birthdays,
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: I never pre-read these. Cause, cause, uh, I don't have time. Uh,
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: Guy Ritchie's 58 today.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: Let's see, this is another reason why we do the birthdays.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: These happy little accidents happen. Director of Lock, Stock, and
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: Two Smoking Barrels, which, by the way, if you've not
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: seen that one, mwah! Snatch, love that. Sherlock Holmes and
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: The Gentleman. Guy Ritchie, 58. I did not plan that,
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: I swear to God. That just was a happy accident.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: Speaking of happy accidents.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: Trey, uh, I saw this on Reddit the other day.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure if you saw it as well, but
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: I thought it was an interesting question someone posed. And
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: that is what's a dead giveaway that a relationship will end.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: That she leaves you and doesn't.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: Disappears.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: She leaves and never comes back. That's usually a pretty
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: good sign. Yeah. Uh, I saw that and immediately I
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, God, there's usually really good signs. And
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: we always not always what we typically ignore them. But
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: it was an interesting thread. I didn't even get through
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: half of it, but it was someone just posed the question.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: What is a dead giveaway that a relationship will end?
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: A good relationship will end. For you, Trey, it was
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: when she disappears and never comes back. Yeah. Uh, for me,
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: it was when, uh, she chased me. It was when
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: we got into a car chase, uh, through the M
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: streets on lower Greenville. I was, I was the one
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: trying to get away. And, and then, and then I did.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: And then I did for real. Cause that was, that
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: was a moment where I was like.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: I don't think this relationship is going to work.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, if you want a really practical answer
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: on that, When you start sleeping in separate beds, that's
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: a really, really good sign.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: That's where I feel like the twist is interesting. The
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: way they position the question, you know, what's a dead
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: giveaway that a good relationship will end?
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: I'm in it.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: You want to go to Thailand? Nah, not gonna, not
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: gonna help.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: Was there, was there a dead giveaway for you and
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: your good relationship that it may end?
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, I had, that's, that, that just, that's no, as
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: I've been, as I've been told, that's the reason why
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: all the others, cause I was in it.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, cause you're the, you're, Oh, it's cause of you.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: I don't think that's the case. I mean, Trey and
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: I are still together. And you're right in the middle
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: of it. I hope it turns out better for you
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: than it did for Trey. No offense, Trey.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: No, no. I wouldn't curse what I've been through on anyone.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: Although I would like to see a Guy Ritchie movie
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: The Ghost.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: That's actually a great idea. We can actually remake Ghost.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: But instead of it being, you know, the guy dies,
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: it's the girl just disappears. And it's the guy just
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: trying to do pottery by himself in his apartment next
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: to his chihuahua.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: Love comes... I forgot how I said this.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: It turns out she was never actually there.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good twist. It could be like a
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: sixth sense reveal. Trey has to say, I see girlfriends.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: They're not real.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: The whole time it was like an appliance or something
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: he was making out with. He just didn't know.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: It's the Maytag man.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Trey.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: No, it's all right. Could have been a blender.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: Well said.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: Let's go home now. Thank you for joining us here
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: inside the treehouse. We're grateful that Trey's ex-girlfriend wasn't a blender.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm choosing to take away from today's show.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: Otherwise, that would be a trip to Thailand. Very much so.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: Much needed.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Thank you for hanging out with us here inside the Treehouse.
• 54:29
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• 54:32
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• 54:34
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• 54:37
  Speaker 2: here and jump into our Treehouse Super Plus episode. So
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: we will see you next time right here inside the Treehouse.