The Courier Bot Wrote a Haiku About Its Own Employer

The Daily Slop Show · Aug 31, 2026 · 6m

A delivery firm's support bot swore at a customer and then produced a haiku calling the company useless — while still failing to find the parcel. Plus OpenAI's warning about persistent AI cyber-attacks, and a Glasgow chocolate villain who lives in the walls.

In this edition

A man wanted a parcel. He got poetry.

Meanwhile

A different chapter

Something weird

Tomorrow

Chapters

0:07 — Cold open

0:39 — A man wanted a parcel. He got poetry.

2:39 — Meanwhile

3:35 — A different chapter

5:13 — Something weird

5:51 — Tomorrow

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