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- 0:02Speaker 1: What is a dude to the rest nature of this program.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Listen to this question. Is it flies the Woody Show?
- 0:23Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show.
- 0:26Speaker 3: Insensitivity Training.
- 0:37Speaker 2: Class is now in session. A good more than everybody?
- 0:48Speaker 2: All right, back from little Thanksgiving holiday weekend there and
- 0:54Speaker 2: how hardcore was the missing? Oh dude, mega hart, we're missing? Yeah? Wait,
- 1:01Speaker 2: what a great time of the year. I love this
- 1:03Speaker 2: time of the year. It's not bad, you know why,
- 1:05Speaker 2: because it's I don't know, just just low stress and uh,
- 1:09Speaker 2: low effort is acceptable. You really, Yeah, you get to
- 1:13Speaker 2: this time of the year, I feel September October very busy.
- 1:17Speaker 2: November is kind of a transition, and then once you
- 1:20Speaker 2: hit December first, it's whatever because this is where all
- 1:24Speaker 2: the holiday parties start, like whether it's stuff you got
- 1:28Speaker 2: to do personally or the company ones uh that that
- 1:33Speaker 2: you got, Like my wife's job, they set up a
- 1:35Speaker 2: holiday party that we go to. It's it's always cool,
- 1:38Speaker 2: it's always you know, chill. And there was in fact,
- 1:41Speaker 2: Menji who works for us uh used to work uh
- 1:45Speaker 2: with my wife. In fact, that's how I found out
- 1:47Speaker 2: about Menji and uh, you know, so he worked for
- 1:51Speaker 2: this for this little station that she works at and yeah,
- 1:54Speaker 2: they do a little thing every year, which which is nice,
- 1:56Speaker 2: very nice. Yeah, But anyway, you get you get to
- 1:58Speaker 2: this this time of the year and then also all
- 2:01Speaker 2: the the hustle and bustle leading up to and getting
- 2:03Speaker 2: ready for said, you know, holiday season, and then next thing,
- 2:07Speaker 2: you know, it's it's quitting time, new the year. Yeah, yeah,
- 2:11Speaker 2: so December first, here we are. My name is Woody.
- 2:13Speaker 2: That is great, gory, we got menace, My grad is here.
- 2:17Speaker 2: There's a sea bass. We've got Sammy Morgan. Good morning
- 2:21Speaker 2: to you, Good morning. She's our associate producer. Von is
- 2:23Speaker 2: our video producer. We got dumbass Tyler here this morning.
- 2:27Speaker 2: There is Bort Menji as mentioned is here. Phones are
- 2:30Speaker 2: open eight seven seven Woodie. You can hit us up
- 2:34Speaker 2: with the text over to two to nine eighty seven.
- 2:36Speaker 2: Check in with us of course the holiday weekend. Cheers
- 2:40Speaker 2: and jeers. We'll get caught up on all the trending
- 2:42Speaker 2: news headlines. Looking forward to Agent Sebastian and the cart narcs.
- 2:48Speaker 4: You're still alive, can't stop, won't stop?
- 2:49Speaker 2: Will who will join us this morning again, just trying
- 2:52Speaker 2: to get people do the right thing and return those cards. Yeah,
- 2:55Speaker 2: anything else will get to you know, whatever, whatever we
- 2:58Speaker 2: can come up with to get back into it. It
- 3:00Speaker 2: is already I could tell. And this is the way
- 3:02Speaker 2: it is every single time you get back, even if
- 3:04Speaker 2: it's just a couple of days that that you had. Right,
- 3:08Speaker 2: what's next? I got a constantly remind myself, all right,
- 3:10Speaker 2: what's next? What do I do next?
- 3:12Speaker 4: How do I do this?
- 3:12Speaker 5: Like I'm forgetting something?
- 3:13Speaker 2: Yeah, this is this is a perishable skill.
- 3:16Speaker 4: Yeah, if you want to call it it.
- 3:19Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't. Yeah you do. I about some
- 3:22Speaker 2: fun facts? Will you show fun facts? We'll start with
- 3:26Speaker 2: this one. Did you know that you can see an
- 3:29Speaker 2: owl's eyes through their ear holes? I did not know that.
- 3:36Speaker 2: That's weird. Wow.
- 3:37Speaker 5: Who figured that out?
- 3:38Speaker 6: Somebody who looked somebody with eyeballs? Interesting, somebody who looked
- 3:44Speaker 6: into the ears of an owl?
- 3:46Speaker 7: Check this out?
- 3:47Speaker 2: Yeah I don't. I don't know. Uh yeah, where would
- 3:49Speaker 2: I get Yeah? It says you can anybody. Does everybody
- 3:53Speaker 2: have like like a.
- 3:53Speaker 6: Picture here trying to find one neighborhood owl's legs when
- 3:58Speaker 6: they lift up their feathers, they're.
- 3:59Speaker 8: Like you can see like the back of the y.
- 4:05Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, oh that's you can't tell what that is.
- 4:10Speaker 2: That's what that's what he said. That's gross already disgusting. Okay,
- 4:16Speaker 2: so we were we were talking about, uh, this is
- 4:19Speaker 2: before you know, the holiday, but we were talking about chickens.
- 4:23Speaker 2: How many eggs? Remember those those people that got into
- 4:25Speaker 2: the fight and they pulled guns on each other. There's
- 4:27Speaker 2: a whole argument about like how many eggs does a
- 4:30Speaker 2: chicken lay? And I was asking, like, how many eggs
- 4:33Speaker 2: does a chicken lay? Like how often? Right? And you
- 4:36Speaker 2: know it was it one a day? And if it's
- 4:38Speaker 2: one a day, so you mean, like you know, chickens
- 4:40Speaker 2: are running around they got basically like a dozen eggs
- 4:42Speaker 2: that are just like jiggling around inside of them. There.
- 4:45Speaker 7: I try to explain.
- 4:46Speaker 9: No, they start very small form and they go through
- 4:48Speaker 9: a long tube and they come out as a big egg.
- 4:50Speaker 2: Yeah, like they developed. Yeah, they don't start out. They exist.
- 4:54Speaker 2: But I'm saying, but it grows that rapidly for something,
- 4:58Speaker 2: because if they're going to poop out another ragg the
- 5:00Speaker 2: very next day for it to be just think about
- 5:02Speaker 2: like a dozen eggs, right, So about what how many
- 5:05Speaker 2: inches of that tall grego say two and a half
- 5:09Speaker 2: three inches maybe half? You know, like, so, I mean
- 5:12Speaker 2: it's considering a size of a chicken. They're not huge, right,
- 5:17Speaker 2: that's a pretty rapid growth. I would think it's just.
- 5:19Speaker 10: A quicker cycle.
- 5:20Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it takes like twenty four hours to
- 5:22Speaker 4: go from the size of a pan to a size I.
- 5:24Speaker 9: Want you to think about this one. You know, how
- 5:25Speaker 9: you eat a sandwich and then like less than a
- 5:27Speaker 9: day later when it comes.
- 5:29Speaker 2: Again, Like your body is just like eighteen.
- 5:33Speaker 11: But these women who have twelve kids, were they storing
- 5:36Speaker 11: them all their body?
- 5:39Speaker 2: Nine months? Imagine if a woman's imagine, imagine a woman's
- 5:42Speaker 2: birthing another baby every day. I guess that's more that's
- 5:45Speaker 2: probably about.
- 5:46Speaker 4: But these are not These are unfertilized dicks, and.
- 5:48Speaker 10: It's just a quicker cycle, right, the same thing.
- 5:51Speaker 2: Okay, what do you not getting miracles? I don't know.
- 5:53Speaker 4: Don't ask me to this is yeah, hears something disgusting though. Yeah,
- 5:57Speaker 4: somebody did text in about this. It is It made
- 6:00Speaker 4: you want to throw up. They said that they killed
- 6:02Speaker 4: a chicken, you know, to eat it for meat, and
- 6:04Speaker 4: they opened it and it was full of yolk ready
- 6:07Speaker 4: for like fertilization. The ruined eggs.
- 6:11Speaker 2: For me, what do you show fun fact corpses rot
- 6:15Speaker 2: and decay as they get eaten by microbes. Right, those
- 6:19Speaker 2: same microbes are trying to eat you right now, but
- 6:22Speaker 2: your immune system puts a stop to it. Ye Are they.
- 6:24Speaker 4: Physically in us and we're just not having it?
- 6:28Speaker 2: Is that disgusting? Okay? What did show a fun fact?
- 6:34Speaker 2: When you drown, it takes five days for the gases
- 6:38Speaker 2: inside of you to build up for you to float
- 6:40Speaker 2: to the surface.
- 6:41Speaker 4: I have a hack for that.
- 6:42Speaker 2: Oh so when you're dead?
- 6:45Speaker 4: Yeaheah, No, I have in case. Okay, this is not
- 6:49Speaker 4: a hack. I'm going to take that back. I saw
- 6:51Speaker 4: on a TV show and I'm not suggesting this the
- 6:55Speaker 4: way you get them to not float if that's your goal, oh,
- 6:59Speaker 4: which I am not suggesting. The true crime the True
- 7:03Speaker 4: Detective Dark Night Country, she had to take a knife
- 7:07Speaker 4: and stab through the lungs to puncture them so they
- 7:09Speaker 4: would sink.
- 7:10Speaker 11: Oh.
- 7:11Speaker 10: I thought you're trying to get them to float faster.
- 7:13Speaker 4: That is a fun I don't think in that case
- 7:15Speaker 4: you want them to flow.
- 7:16Speaker 9: It's probably helpful, but I doubt the lungs. You probably
- 7:18Speaker 9: have abdominal cavity too. You would think, well, I think
- 7:20Speaker 9: you do a lot of.
- 7:21Speaker 2: Lots of stabbing. All right, Let's see, a stroke can
- 7:26Speaker 2: happen at any time anyone, not just older people. Everybody's
- 7:29Speaker 2: at risk for a stroke that you've heard about that.
- 7:33Speaker 2: But women can and do have heart attacks without ever
- 7:38Speaker 2: knowing or showing symptoms.
- 7:40Speaker 7: I've heard that weird, like how.
- 7:42Speaker 2: Would you not show a symptom about like if you're
- 7:44Speaker 2: if you're having a heart attack, Like, how do you
- 7:46Speaker 2: not have any symptoms?
- 7:47Speaker 4: I don't know if this is a one to one thing,
- 7:49Speaker 4: but what I've heard is that it goes back to
- 7:52Speaker 4: we only study the way like men's bodies work and
- 7:55Speaker 4: heart attacks and women don't always look like that in women,
- 7:58Speaker 4: so they're like, well, that doesn't look like.
- 7:59Speaker 12: A heart tack to me.
- 8:00Speaker 4: You heard that too, But then how you wouldn't really,
- 8:03Speaker 4: I mean it probably hurts, and then you move.
- 8:04Speaker 10: On think there's no signs or symptoms. How does anyone
- 8:06Speaker 10: know that a heart attack ever happened?
- 8:08Speaker 4: Like exactly, but like Kevin Smith didn't know he was
- 8:11Speaker 4: having a heart attack, but the e MTS did you
- 8:13Speaker 4: know when he told stories about that?
- 8:16Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
- 8:18Speaker 5: Just power through, don't be right.
- 8:20Speaker 2: Be a man. It's being a man heart do it
- 8:24Speaker 2: like women do? They don't even you don't even know
- 8:26Speaker 2: they had one. And if a woman can be a man,
- 8:29Speaker 2: you could be a man. What do you show? Fun fact?
- 8:33Speaker 13: Uh?
- 8:34Speaker 2: There are more viruses on Earth and there are stars
- 8:37Speaker 2: in the entire observable universe.
- 8:40Speaker 5: Wow, that's weird.
- 8:42Speaker 2: Yeah, how many got And the people who are just
- 8:50Speaker 2: obsessed with the hand washing and the and the sanitizer constantly.
- 8:55Speaker 7: Are the ones that get messed up the most, right?
- 8:58Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, well then we just have something real about
- 9:00Speaker 2: the kids in Peanuts and yeah, not being exposed or
- 9:03Speaker 2: anything like that later on life and then guess what
- 9:06Speaker 2: they have all these problems.
- 9:07Speaker 7: Who didn't see that coming. I'm not a genius, but
- 9:09Speaker 7: I did.
- 9:10Speaker 8: Thank you.
- 9:12Speaker 2: What do you show? Fun facts? The human race was
- 9:14Speaker 2: nearly ended in nineteen eighty three, Soviet missile detection system
- 9:18Speaker 2: went off, thinking that the US fired nukes at them.
- 9:21Speaker 2: A single Soviet commander went with his gut and declared
- 9:25Speaker 2: a false alarm without any evidence, and he was correct,
- 9:28Speaker 2: the false alarm being caused by just this rare weather event.
- 9:32Speaker 2: So can you imagine, oh my god, like that like
- 9:36Speaker 2: everybody's like firing these news you started a war and
- 9:39Speaker 2: then when you trace it back and then you know,
- 9:40Speaker 2: you do the It was a whoosie.
- 9:42Speaker 7: Yeah yeah. And apparently there was like two other like
- 9:45Speaker 7: high level people on board that were trying to convince them,
- 9:48Speaker 7: like we need to fire, and he said, nah.
- 9:51Speaker 2: Here, I'll give you. I'll give you one more than
- 9:53Speaker 2: and then we'll move on. What do you show fun fact?
- 9:55Speaker 2: And I thought about this studio immediately. This could be
- 9:58Speaker 2: our problem, guys. Decreases in air quality, I mean a
- 10:03Speaker 2: decrease in cognitive function. It's observable in poorly vented offices.
- 10:09Speaker 2: But like we talk about like like there's that that's
- 10:14Speaker 2: been leaking in here, and I.
- 10:19Speaker 7: Telling them and we checked it. It looks good, really,
- 10:22Speaker 7: did you?
- 10:23Speaker 5: We didn't.
- 10:25Speaker 2: Leaky right into the city of from two floors up.
- 10:28Speaker 14: But there's something about this room specifically, I feel smarter
- 10:32Speaker 14: in Boart's office or wherever, and then.
- 10:34Speaker 4: I feel smarter, feel smarter, and boards.
- 10:36Speaker 2: Right, smarter comparison, just like.
- 10:40Speaker 5: I don't know there, Yeah.
- 10:43Speaker 2: Genus sneeze is eight hundred times in here. There's a
- 10:46Speaker 2: ton of I mean, there is a ton of dust
- 10:49Speaker 2: in here. I don't know what you can do about
- 10:50Speaker 2: the dust. I mean, dust isn't everywhere thing, But there
- 10:52Speaker 2: was something random that just happened recently and it wasn't Tyler,
- 10:56Speaker 2: it wasn't me. But the whole floor smelled like sewage.
- 11:00Speaker 2: Remember medicine wrapped in like a s off the elevator,
- 11:03Speaker 2: like like it smelled like so bad. I remember, like
- 11:07Speaker 2: you were by the sewage plant ring out, but I
- 11:10Speaker 2: didn't smell it like you know, just like you stuck
- 11:12Speaker 2: your nose down into a dirty pipe.
- 11:13Speaker 14: Yeah it sucks because I wore my new perfume that
- 11:16Speaker 14: day and no one noticed.
- 11:17Speaker 4: Oh we couldn't.
- 11:18Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Well, a couple of couple of fun
- 11:21Speaker 2: facts eight seven seven forty four Wooding hit us up
- 11:24Speaker 2: of the text. Check in over to two two nine
- 11:26Speaker 2: eighty seven. We're gonna take a quick break. We got
- 11:29Speaker 2: some more Woodies Show for you. Next, Hang on.
- 11:32Speaker 15: Woody Show.
- 11:36Speaker 2: What's up?
- 11:37Speaker 7: Woodies Show? Podcast listeners, It's menace tonight.
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- 11:59Speaker 16: or at all happens today for Cyber Monday with TCL.
- 12:03Speaker 2: Hope to see you there, all right, welcome back everybody,
- 12:11Speaker 2: Monday morning. It is December the first, and I'll be
- 12:14Speaker 2: completely honest with you, I forgot about it, like the
- 12:17Speaker 2: whole holiday thing. I'm sure Seabash are real broken up
- 12:21Speaker 2: about it. Arts to buy. Yeah, yeah, we don't have
- 12:24Speaker 2: any of the fun holidays today, buddy.
- 12:26Speaker 7: Sorry, absolutely, you have the listeners what they need.
- 12:31Speaker 2: First first day back, don't. We've said this a number
- 12:34Speaker 2: of times. It's it's so interesting. Uh. We will sit
- 12:38Speaker 2: here and like SeaBASS specially, will come up like a
- 12:40Speaker 2: lot of like high level kind of stuff that takes
- 12:42Speaker 2: like uh you know multi you know, multi level things
- 12:46Speaker 2: of you know what we did the fake casting calls?
- 12:50Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, in fact, let me bring those up
- 12:53Speaker 2: here in a second. We did the fake casting call.
- 12:56Speaker 2: So he he puts an ad out looking for actors
- 12:58Speaker 2: and actresses to audition for a new movie that's going
- 13:01Speaker 2: to be coming out. He shows up with these people
- 13:04Speaker 2: who are coming to audition. He wrote a fake screenplay
- 13:08Speaker 2: and has them like read the stuff and try.
- 13:10Speaker 9: Not only are we parodying the movie, we're parodying the
- 13:12Speaker 9: audition process.
- 13:16Speaker 2: Yeah, and then of course and of course the writing
- 13:19Speaker 2: is ridiculous, punching down on morons. So there's stuff like that,
- 13:23Speaker 2: and people do like that. But you know what people
- 13:25Speaker 2: liked like almost as much and some pistachio day. Let
- 13:28Speaker 2: me guess you know, like the dumb they talked about,
- 13:31Speaker 2: the dumber of the idea seems to be the bigger
- 13:35Speaker 2: it becomes. And if we still birthdays, you guys, don't
- 13:37Speaker 2: do particular or no, just like that. Can you get
- 13:41Speaker 2: back through game? Guess whose gas? It's so dumb, so dumb.
- 13:47Speaker 2: You know.
- 13:47Speaker 7: I brought up Morgan doing some live streaming while she's boxing. Yeah,
- 13:51Speaker 7: and she's like, I don't know if anybody will watch that.
- 13:53Speaker 7: And somebody brought that to me before when we were
- 13:55Speaker 7: like trying to do live streaming with the show, and
- 13:58Speaker 7: I don't know if people are really gonna watch that.
- 14:00Speaker 7: I go watch this. I turned on the live stream.
- 14:03Speaker 7: Thousand people just watching a wall Yeah nothing an hour? Yeah,
- 14:07Speaker 7: because it's dumb. Yeah, people are yeah, yep, people are.
- 14:09Speaker 7: People are dumb. Uh yeah, so yeah, I forgot to grab.
- 14:14Speaker 7: I forgot to grab the holidays. I forgot to grab
- 14:16Speaker 7: the birthdays.
- 14:18Speaker 5: We're gonna die world, So happy world.
- 14:23Speaker 2: Did you remember anything menace?
- 14:25Speaker 7: I mean I have I have this real quick thing
- 14:27Speaker 7: that's getting released today. Yeah, Adam Sam Adam Sandler will
- 14:31Speaker 7: be my next guest. Needs no introduction.
- 14:34Speaker 2: On the day with that thing.
- 14:35Speaker 7: Yeah, they'll be out today.
- 14:36Speaker 2: Yeah on Netflix. I saw something about it that's today
- 14:39Speaker 2: it's out. Yep. Yeah, I saw something because there was
- 14:42Speaker 2: a trailer for it and Adam Sandler was talking about
- 14:46Speaker 2: bombing one night when he was coming up in comedy
- 14:50Speaker 2: and uh yeah, the story is pretty fun here. I
- 14:52Speaker 2: do have a little clip here.
- 14:53Speaker 13: I did this one show in Boston and my dad
- 14:56Speaker 13: and brother came to see it seventeen and I ate
- 14:59Speaker 13: it so all hard in front of my dad and
- 15:01Speaker 13: I hated that. And the MC came on after and
- 15:06Speaker 13: I walked off into the humiliation of eating it and
- 15:09Speaker 13: he says, Adam were the class clown in school, and
- 15:12Speaker 13: I go yeah, and he goes stick with that, and
- 15:15Speaker 13: the place goes oh, and I was like, oh, man,
- 15:17Speaker 13: not hurt in front of There's no more period of vulnerability.
- 15:22Speaker 2: Yes, than those few moments.
- 15:24Speaker 7: Yeah, truth, that would suck in front of your family,
- 15:28Speaker 7: right in front like, oh my god, my dreams. This
- 15:30Speaker 7: is what I want to do.
- 15:31Speaker 2: For a living.
- 15:32Speaker 9: That's something that you do is when you're a younger performer,
- 15:34Speaker 9: because that's the only person those the other people who
- 15:35Speaker 9: will come see you as your friends and family. But
- 15:37Speaker 9: I've never done that because if it sucks, then it's like, oh.
- 15:41Speaker 7: That's all they bring up for the restaurant.
- 15:43Speaker 4: I went out of my way to support you and
- 15:45Speaker 4: your bad my son a bomb in front of an
- 15:49Speaker 4: arena of strangers and people nobody.
- 15:53Speaker 2: But but things things turned out, he did all right.
- 15:56Speaker 7: And by the way, this is season six of this
- 16:00Speaker 7: netflixing that David Letterman is doing.
- 16:02Speaker 9: Yeah, I didn't tell you. I went to a live
- 16:04Speaker 9: taping on that one time and somebody had kicked out
- 16:06Speaker 9: for heckling David Letterman because he opened up, which I
- 16:09Speaker 9: don't think they I don't think they keep this part
- 16:10Speaker 9: in the show that he opened up with like monologue jokes, uh,
- 16:13Speaker 9: you know.
- 16:14Speaker 2: Walk now. Because I've been to tapings of other shows
- 16:18Speaker 2: before Big Bang Theory, sitcom kind of things. Who wants
- 16:21Speaker 2: to be a millionaire and things like that. No, I'm saying, like,
- 16:24Speaker 2: how how's calling? It was taping of that because when
- 16:26Speaker 2: you go to something, even going to the Grammys or
- 16:30Speaker 2: something that's made for television viewing, like being there a
- 16:34Speaker 2: lot the home run derby at the Major League Baseball
- 16:37Speaker 2: All Star War.
- 16:37Speaker 4: Unless you're a kid in the outfield snack and ball.
- 16:39Speaker 9: Yeah, dude, it sucked, like like what was the This
- 16:42Speaker 9: wasn't bad because it's not an awards show. It's a
- 16:45Speaker 9: just a conversation and so you know those things are fine. Yeah,
- 16:49Speaker 9: it was different because he comes out to like warm
- 16:51Speaker 9: with the audience as not not not a different comedian,
- 16:53Speaker 9: just David Letterman telling jokes which I guess they cut
- 16:55Speaker 9: because they're all they will be old jokes by the
- 16:56Speaker 9: time it comes on.
- 16:57Speaker 4: The air, and he was.
- 16:59Speaker 9: He said something just faintly political or making fun of
- 17:02Speaker 9: a politic politician, and.
- 17:03Speaker 4: Some going, oh, you can't say that about it now?
- 17:07Speaker 7: Five question do you know who the guest is?
- 17:10Speaker 2: Before?
- 17:10Speaker 9: No, I went during the uh because they did a
- 17:13Speaker 9: special one for that Netflix as a joke comedy festivals
- 17:15Speaker 9: they didn't do this year, but a couple of years ago,
- 17:18Speaker 9: and it was like a couple of comedians that no
- 17:19Speaker 9: one had ever heard of. I saw Mark Mark Darmond
- 17:22Speaker 9: was hanging out at the bar and say hell to him.
- 17:23Speaker 7: That was about it.
- 17:25Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know it was worthwhile. Right, So here
- 17:26Speaker 2: I found uh, I found this and uh, here we
- 17:30Speaker 2: can we can, we can do this. So this is
- 17:31Speaker 2: when Sea mass there was there was there was a
- 17:36Speaker 2: fake casting call that he put out for the next
- 17:39Speaker 2: Star Wars movie. I forget whichever one, like the Force Awakens.
- 17:43Speaker 2: I think there's coming out. I think so, because this
- 17:45Speaker 2: is from twenty sixteen. Oh yeah, so do nine years ago?
- 17:49Speaker 2: My god, nine years ago? And yeah, so fake casting
- 17:54Speaker 2: call and then uh and then he had these actress
- 17:57Speaker 2: and actress come down to audition. I have the clips.
- 17:59Speaker 2: We'll do those for you next here on the Woody Show,
- 18:01Speaker 2: hanging No Woody Show text in seven. All right, welcome back,
- 18:12Speaker 2: and yeah, so here's here's here's the fake casting call
- 18:17Speaker 2: that we've been talking about. This is from twenty sixteen
- 18:21Speaker 2: something we did here on the show. We did a
- 18:23Speaker 2: few of these, but I know we did one for
- 18:25Speaker 2: when Boys in the Hood came out the straight out yeah,
- 18:30Speaker 2: straight out of Compton. Now when boys Boys in the hood. Wow,
- 18:33Speaker 2: this show is all no no, yeah, straight out of Compton.
- 18:37Speaker 2: We did one for that, we did one for uh,
- 18:39Speaker 2: you know, the Star Wars The Force Awakens came out,
- 18:41Speaker 2: and so Sea Bass wrote up this whole like a
- 18:43Speaker 2: couple of pages, like a of a of a screenplay.
- 18:48Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 18:48Speaker 2: So then when these actress and actresses would come down,
- 18:50Speaker 2: and he used one of the rooms downstairs here in
- 18:53Speaker 2: the first floor of our building, which could you could
- 18:54Speaker 2: kind of fake this being absolutely legit. Yeah, he warn't
- 18:57Speaker 2: just showing up to a radio station. It was like
- 19:00Speaker 2: in this in this office building. Yeah, and he told yeah,
- 19:04Speaker 2: and he told him that, hey, we're we're auditioning for
- 19:07Speaker 2: this next Star Wars.
- 19:09Speaker 4: Don't tell anybody.
- 19:10Speaker 2: Yeah, and so this, uh, this first person came in
- 19:13Speaker 2: and was going to audition for you know the BB
- 19:17Speaker 2: eight little droid Yeah, yeah, like like like three two
- 19:21Speaker 2: thirds of a snowman. Yeah, that kind of thing that
- 19:24Speaker 2: rolls around. So yeah, and so hey, can you can
- 19:27Speaker 2: you maybe speak like BBA? Let's see how that was?
- 19:29Speaker 9: This is a working title. Yeah, Star Wars episode eight
- 19:32Speaker 9: of Force Feeding, and we're actually looking to put a
- 19:35Speaker 9: voice to one of our characters.
- 19:36Speaker 2: We already have and that's BB eight.
- 19:39Speaker 9: He's he's a little round ball, a little droid that
- 19:42Speaker 9: rolls around. You're really discovering your new power to be
- 19:45Speaker 9: able to speak to humans basically, because what what you
- 19:48Speaker 9: got there?
- 19:48Speaker 2: So I'll go ahead and start it off, BB eight.
- 19:51Speaker 9: All of us other droids are really proud of you
- 19:53Speaker 9: now that you've finally learned how to speak English.
- 19:55Speaker 12: B boob yes, C three p O. I feel like
- 19:59Speaker 12: I am starting to get the bleep bloop bloop hang.
- 20:02Speaker 9: Of it, excellent, BB eight, Because there is a secret
- 20:05Speaker 9: mission Master Luke has given you.
- 20:07Speaker 12: Wow, I am so fleaked your dirt hundred BB eight.
- 20:11Speaker 9: You're going to infiltrate a Stormtrooper unit and steal the
- 20:14Speaker 9: secret plan for their next great weapon, the Mega death
- 20:18Speaker 9: Star pooplis.
- 20:19Speaker 12: But I am on their most wanted droid list. They'll
- 20:22Speaker 12: spot me immediately.
- 20:23Speaker 9: That's why we're disguising you, BB eight. You see, the
- 20:26Speaker 9: Space World Cup is starting next week, and we're gonna
- 20:29Speaker 9: make you look like a robo soccer.
- 20:31Speaker 2: Ball two in the pink.
- 20:33Speaker 12: What a brilliant IDEA slip slip, But what if the
- 20:39Speaker 12: Stormtroopers start kicking me around?
- 20:41Speaker 2: Then remember your training and bend it like BB eight.
- 20:45Speaker 12: That was a good one.
- 20:46Speaker 8: C three pouf, how did you do good too?
- 20:56Speaker 4: In the pink in the middle of a sentence.
- 20:57Speaker 9: Well, you gotta spell it like, you know, like the
- 20:59Speaker 9: numbers like two and the pink.
- 21:02Speaker 2: Right. The next person that came down and rest in peace,
- 21:07Speaker 2: Carrie Fisher.
- 21:08Speaker 4: All right, yeah, rest just cocaine and heroin.
- 21:11Speaker 2: Yeah. So this this girl came down and she was
- 21:14Speaker 2: going to introduce our audition for Star Wars episode eight,
- 21:20Speaker 2: and she was gonna be playing Prince Leah's daughter, Princess Lair,
- 21:24Speaker 2: Prince Layer's Princess Leah's daughter.
- 21:27Speaker 15: All right, here we go.
- 21:28Speaker 9: So this is Star Wars episode eight, that time of
- 21:31Speaker 9: the Force. This is Princess Leah's daughter coming to her mother,
- 21:35Speaker 9: Princess Leah, for some personal advice.
- 21:37Speaker 2: I think this is Greg's favorite. By the way, just
- 21:39Speaker 2: all time.
- 21:40Speaker 10: Mommy Leaya, I have a question for you.
- 21:43Speaker 5: It's about my lady parts.
- 21:45Speaker 11: I've had a visitor, but it wasn't for Master Yoda's ghost.
- 21:48Speaker 2: Oh, my daughter. I guess it's time for us to
- 21:51Speaker 2: have the talk. The talk, Mommy Laya.
- 21:54Speaker 9: You see my daughter once a month, you're visited by
- 21:56Speaker 9: the Dark Side and it makes you bloated, irritable, and
- 21:59Speaker 9: a general pain to be around.
- 22:01Speaker 17: Grumpy, irritable, bloated, sounds like I'm going to turn into
- 22:05Speaker 17: a Wookie.
- 22:07Speaker 2: Well it will kind of smell like a Wookie.
- 22:09Speaker 11: Can I use the force to keep this awful cramping
- 22:12Speaker 11: from happening every month?
- 22:13Speaker 7: Actually?
- 22:13Speaker 9: Yes, when you turn eighteen, we'll talk about going to
- 22:16Speaker 9: the Space Doctor to get you on force control.
- 22:20Speaker 5: But what am I going to do until then?
- 22:22Speaker 9: Well, when you feel your lady dark side coming, you
- 22:25Speaker 9: should turn in your lightsaber and don't even think about
- 22:28Speaker 9: getting behind the wheel of the Millennium Falcon.
- 22:30Speaker 3: Is that why Papa Hans Solo always takes the keys
- 22:33Speaker 3: away from you every month?
- 22:35Speaker 2: No, that's just because I'm a bad driver. That's good.
- 22:38Speaker 2: I think that's what I worked. I think that's what
- 22:40Speaker 2: they're looking more out solid. It's good stuff, all right,
- 22:48Speaker 2: Next audition we have more Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is
- 22:52Speaker 2: where again Star Wars eight. This is this is this
- 22:54Speaker 2: is the Vader one.
- 22:55Speaker 9: The title of the project is Star Wars Episode eight,
- 22:58Speaker 9: A Force to reckon with.
- 23:00Speaker 2: You're playing Darth Vader.
- 23:01Speaker 15: He's come back.
- 23:01Speaker 9: I'm Luke Skywalker and we have reunited and Darth has
- 23:06Speaker 9: some new sort of ways that he's trying to bond
- 23:09Speaker 9: with his son.
- 23:09Speaker 15: Luke.
- 23:10Speaker 18: Okay, before I start, yes, do you want me to
- 23:12Speaker 18: do like the like breathing sound or the masks.
- 23:16Speaker 2: Whenever you're ready? Darth Vader in Star Wars episode he did.
- 23:20Speaker 18: Okay, Luke, I have changed my mind.
- 23:30Speaker 15: I no longer want to be a part of the
- 23:32Speaker 15: dark Side.
- 23:33Speaker 9: I'm so glad to hear that, Father Darth. What are
- 23:35Speaker 9: you going to do instead?
- 23:37Speaker 18: I'm going to open up a force massage parlor. I
- 23:41Speaker 18: will use the hidden power of universe to relieve people's
- 23:46Speaker 18: stresses and musclely not.
- 23:48Speaker 9: What a great turnaround, Daddy Vader. I have been feeling
- 23:51Speaker 9: a bit stiff lately in my neck and my shoulders.
- 23:55Speaker 18: Allow me to use my special force fingers to work
- 24:01Speaker 18: on them, Chop son.
- 24:05Speaker 15: Er, can you feel me inside you?
- 24:08Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, that feels great. I'm melting like butter. Yes.
- 24:13Speaker 18: I want to be a much more present father for
- 24:17Speaker 18: you in general. Luke, very sorry for cutting off your
- 24:22Speaker 18: hand that one time.
- 24:23Speaker 9: Oh yeah, you know, I was upset about that one
- 24:26Speaker 9: for a while, Papa Vader. This tremendously relaxing massage is
- 24:29Speaker 9: making me feel like I have two hands again.
- 24:32Speaker 15: So glad to hear that.
- 24:34Speaker 2: Son.
- 24:34Speaker 15: Let me grab some force oil.
- 24:39Speaker 18: It smells just like the zinthorn flour from my planet Alderon.
- 24:45Speaker 18: I am floating the oil over to your body and
- 24:48Speaker 18: slathering it.
- 24:49Speaker 15: With my force fingers.
- 24:52Speaker 18: Now you're all lubed up and ready to kick the
- 24:56Speaker 18: Empires butt.
- 24:58Speaker 2: It's good. That's all they're gonna need to. That's pretty good. Yeah,
- 25:02Speaker 2: not a terrible voice. I mean, not for likea necessarily,
- 25:04Speaker 2: but he's got like, you know something, these people ever
- 25:08Speaker 2: like reach back out for these casting don't.
- 25:11Speaker 4: Check that email address, and that's inappropriate. You should wait
- 25:15Speaker 4: for them to reach out to you.
- 25:16Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 25:17Speaker 2: You don't want to be pushing. You don't want to
- 25:18Speaker 2: be thirsty. One one one more club more Yeah it
- 25:21Speaker 2: lost one.
- 25:22Speaker 14: Uh.
- 25:22Speaker 2: This is everybody's favorite Star Wars character of all time,
- 25:25Speaker 2: jar jar Binks. Jar jar Binks returns.
- 25:28Speaker 9: What they're doing is they're bringing back jar jar Binks.
- 25:30Speaker 9: Of course, it's totally cg.
- 25:32Speaker 2: Are you familiar with the character at all?
- 25:34Speaker 9: Star Wars Episode eight, Force It and jar jar Binks
- 25:38Speaker 9: is coming back and he's talking to Luke Skywalker trying
- 25:41Speaker 9: to get into the Jedi order whenever you're ready.
- 25:45Speaker 2: Good morning, Jedi.
- 25:46Speaker 17: Look, it's a jar Ja Binks wants to be a Jedi,
- 25:49Speaker 17: and not just like you with the guy's always helped
- 25:55Speaker 17: ladies across the street, and I'm like the dark side.
- 26:00Speaker 17: One time, darth Vader tried to open the chicken count
- 26:03Speaker 17: in my name's identity, but I use as fought to
- 26:07Speaker 17: put a credit freezer on my That is impressive.
- 26:10Speaker 9: Jar Jar Darth Vader is very good at stealing identities
- 26:13Speaker 9: and racking up charges across the galaxy.
- 26:16Speaker 15: Tells me about it.
- 26:17Speaker 17: He took out the Fall Defense supprime mortgages under pizza.
- 26:21Speaker 2: She's got the five hundred credit score now because of that.
- 26:24Speaker 19: I know.
- 26:26Speaker 2: How good are you with a lightsaber? Though? Jar Jar
- 26:29Speaker 2: it said, built my own lightsaber.
- 26:31Speaker 8: Look, I have it the right to hear.
- 26:34Speaker 20: Long usuals room out with my lightsaber.
- 26:46Speaker 2: I fantastic? Perfect is great? Yeah?
- 26:52Speaker 8: Perfect?
- 26:52Speaker 2: All right?
- 26:53Speaker 4: Yeah, I hired that guy cheaper than.
- 26:56Speaker 2: Star Wars eight coming Sam the Peters here here, I'd
- 26:59Speaker 2: love to see that.
- 27:00Speaker 6: Now, you can't do it again because you're so world
- 27:02Speaker 6: famous as a cart nark, they would know who you are.
- 27:04Speaker 2: Yeah, that's True's you do it. No, but you know what,
- 27:07Speaker 2: he's become so famous that now he's producing. Yeah, guys,
- 27:11Speaker 2: I'll taking this is the next evolution of my career.
- 27:13Speaker 2: Yes's producing. It's like a break. We'll come back. We'll
- 27:16Speaker 2: get some more Woody Show for you next. Hang on,
- 27:18Speaker 2: coming up next on the Woody Show.
- 27:19Speaker 13: Maybe it'll be something like We're just getting slip, you
- 27:22Speaker 13: know what I'm saying, I'm just getting sup enjoying.
- 27:25Speaker 2: Myself, or something much darker. I forget, I'll just die.
- 27:28Speaker 9: Cares have you taken like a bunch of photos now
- 27:30Speaker 9: so that your daughter can put those up at her
- 27:32Speaker 9: wedding when you're gone.
- 27:33Speaker 2: Yeah, my dad would have loved to have been here. Yeah, exactly,
- 27:35Speaker 2: But he said. The Woody Show back in a bit,
- 27:41Speaker 2: a Woody Show. And it's another new hour. As we
- 27:47Speaker 2: began another noon month. It's December. The first G five.
- 27:54Speaker 2: That's Greg Gory Morning, Woody Menace, Good morning to you,
- 27:57Speaker 2: Good morning, Woody. Gina grad is here. We got Sea Bass,
- 28:01Speaker 2: Sammy Sere Morgan is here. What phones are open? Eight
- 28:05Speaker 2: seven seven. You can send us a text check in
- 28:08Speaker 2: over to two to nine eight seven. We'll get into
- 28:12Speaker 2: some of the trending news headlines. But first the uh,
- 28:16Speaker 2: the cheers and jeers, I mean shout out uh to
- 28:19Speaker 2: friendships in general. But something really cool that happened over
- 28:23Speaker 2: Thanksgiving as I got to meet up with my childhood
- 28:26Speaker 2: friend and all my good stories about growing up and
- 28:29Speaker 2: in childhood and the things that we did, biking down
- 28:32Speaker 2: the post office to get a money order so that
- 28:34Speaker 2: we can, you know, sign up our buddy for Columbia
- 28:37Speaker 2: House and stick them with all the rotten CDs or
- 28:40Speaker 2: but like yeah, yeah, egg and houses and all the
- 28:43Speaker 2: funds have all involved my buddy Joe. You've heard that story.
- 28:46Speaker 2: We became friends. We hated each other. Yeah, Like we
- 28:50Speaker 2: were on the bus one day it all came to
- 28:52Speaker 2: a to a head and we said, all right, man,
- 28:54Speaker 2: when this bus stops and we get off this bus,
- 28:55Speaker 2: I'm kicking your ass. You, I'm kicking your ass. And
- 28:58Speaker 2: then we dropped our backpacks, we beat the crap to
- 29:00Speaker 2: each other and then went over to his house and
- 29:03Speaker 2: played Nintendo for the rest of the day. And we
- 29:04Speaker 2: were best friends. Yeah. Ever since it's a common story amongst.
- 29:08Speaker 4: Men, Yeah, so boys do it.
- 29:09Speaker 2: That's that's how it happened. Anyway, So we were the
- 29:12Speaker 2: two kids that everybody said wouldn't mount to anything, that
- 29:15Speaker 2: we should be kept away from each other. We're bad
- 29:17Speaker 2: influences on each other. And now he's a lawyer, and
- 29:21Speaker 2: I've turned out okay, like my life has turned out. Okay,
- 29:24Speaker 2: it's okay, it's all right, it's all right. But anyway,
- 29:26Speaker 2: got a chance to see Joe and his wife and
- 29:30Speaker 2: it was great. It was great. I haven't seen him
- 29:32Speaker 2: in a handful of years talk to him and text
- 29:35Speaker 2: and everything, but that was awesome.
- 29:37Speaker 6: So that's that's my cheers. Did you use that expression
- 29:40Speaker 6: when you wanted to fight a friend? Call you out,
- 29:42Speaker 6: call you out?
- 29:43Speaker 7: Oh, dude, he called you out, He called you out.
- 29:45Speaker 2: Yeah, I just remember, like back in that time, right
- 29:50Speaker 2: before two dudes fought in nineties, yeah, or like late eighties,
- 29:54Speaker 2: early nineties, even throughout the nineties. I would say you
- 29:57Speaker 2: had to put your hands out to your side, as
- 29:59Speaker 2: I feel like an a crucive fixed pose you knows posed,
- 30:03Speaker 2: and you put your chests together you first broke, and
- 30:07Speaker 2: you're like pushing each other around with your hands like see, man,
- 30:11Speaker 2: hands up, I'm not doing nothing. I'm not doing nothing.
- 30:13Speaker 2: What are you gonna do?
- 30:14Speaker 15: Yeah?
- 30:15Speaker 2: It was it was one of those things we said,
- 30:17Speaker 2: call you out.
- 30:18Speaker 15: Yeah.
- 30:18Speaker 2: Oh did you hear that man is called out Woodie? Yeah,
- 30:21Speaker 2: three thirty this afternoon, right, Yeah. It was always on
- 30:24Speaker 2: a schedule to meet me out this place at this time.
- 30:26Speaker 2: So everybody. Yeah, so everybody, like you know, couldn't wait
- 30:30Speaker 2: for you know, the bus stop. And then we get
- 30:32Speaker 2: off the bus. Everybody kind of gathers around and beat
- 30:35Speaker 2: the crap at each other and and that was it.
- 30:37Speaker 4: I like that.
- 30:37Speaker 5: That's organized violence.
- 30:39Speaker 4: Yeah, that's our ally.
- 30:42Speaker 2: It was unsanctioned, you know what I mean, But it
- 30:44Speaker 2: was never rammed. And you know, I don't get to
- 30:46Speaker 2: see him very often because he lives in Miami and
- 30:49Speaker 2: so but the crews that that I went on left
- 30:52Speaker 2: out of Fort Lauderdale, so he drove up from Miami,
- 30:54Speaker 2: which is not that bad.
- 30:55Speaker 7: And did you hit that waffle house?
- 30:57Speaker 2: No, the waffle house, hit this one. Dude hit this
- 31:00Speaker 2: great sushi place in Fort Lauderdale. I'll get the name
- 31:03Speaker 2: of it before, but it's it's it was. It was fantastic.
- 31:07Speaker 2: I just hearing this sounds fantastic, my jeers. Second to
- 31:12Speaker 2: last day of the cruise, I get a call from
- 31:16Speaker 2: one of the neighbors who says, hey, man, uh, there's
- 31:19Speaker 2: been water leaking out of your garage for the last
- 31:21Speaker 2: few days. Oh, don't keep in mind I'm in the Caribbean. Yeah,
- 31:26Speaker 2: I'm thousands of miles from my house. I'm like, well,
- 31:30Speaker 2: how am I just hearing about this now? And so
- 31:32Speaker 2: I'm like from my garage, like what could be? I'm thinking, like, okay,
- 31:35Speaker 2: water heater, something like that. I have a water softener
- 31:38Speaker 2: tank that is in the garage and it gets changed out.
- 31:41Speaker 2: I think once a month they come through and they
- 31:43Speaker 2: change that and that's the only thing I can think of.
- 31:45Speaker 2: And what do you know, that's exactly what it was.
- 31:47Speaker 2: So on Tuesday of last week they came and they
- 31:50Speaker 2: changed the tank out and didn't hook it up properly.
- 31:53Speaker 2: So from Tuesday until what was this Saturday?
- 31:57Speaker 7: Water? How's that happening?
- 31:59Speaker 2: Coming out of it? Break it? Never? It has not
- 32:02Speaker 2: happened in the twelve years that I've had this system.
- 32:04Speaker 2: But it happens when amount of town. So that's my jeers.
- 32:07Speaker 2: Thank God. Going back to friends and people that you
- 32:09Speaker 2: can rely on, I was able to make a couple
- 32:11Speaker 2: of phone calls give people the garage code. They got
- 32:13Speaker 2: it all taken care of it. So when I got home,
- 32:15Speaker 2: everything was fine.
- 32:16Speaker 10: Okay, So nothing was ruined or damn it.
- 32:18Speaker 2: No, because like the water softener tank thing is like
- 32:21Speaker 2: towards the front of the garage and so it wasn't
- 32:24Speaker 2: coming from the back, and then washing everything that was
- 32:26Speaker 2: like on the floor, so nothing got soaked lucked lucked
- 32:30Speaker 2: out there. But still, man, what a rotten feeling when
- 32:34Speaker 2: people say there's waters the worst. Water is the devil.
- 32:38Speaker 2: It is ruins everything. When when you have a house
- 32:40Speaker 2: and your respond like any kind of water leak, water
- 32:42Speaker 2: damage like it is the worst. And by the time
- 32:45Speaker 2: you find it, it's usually too late. Yeah, and to
- 32:47Speaker 2: get that call thousands of miles away on a cruise ship.
- 32:52Speaker 2: I'm looking at it because you know, the house is
- 32:54Speaker 2: covered in cameras, so I'm like looking like the interior
- 32:57Speaker 2: cameras to make sure there's not like water on the
- 32:59Speaker 2: floor inside. So thank god for the technology of that.
- 33:02Speaker 4: Right, your couch was floating.
- 33:03Speaker 2: Yeah, I was able to dial in and go, okay, well,
- 33:05Speaker 2: the inside the house seems to be fine. It is
- 33:07Speaker 2: all kind of isolated the garage, although I couldn't see
- 33:09Speaker 2: in the garage the inside of the garage. But I
- 33:11Speaker 2: could see on the outside all the water. It's like
- 33:13Speaker 2: rushing down my uh my driveway and I've been doing
- 33:16Speaker 2: that for days. Oh good, send them your water bill.
- 33:19Speaker 7: You lucked out, though, because I have a neighbor that
- 33:21Speaker 7: split their time between Canada and America, and they had
- 33:25Speaker 7: a refrigerator delivered while they were gone, and they hooked
- 33:29Speaker 7: up the water and for a month, Yeah, the water
- 33:32Speaker 7: was leaking into their eyes.
- 33:33Speaker 2: I would kill somebody.
- 33:35Speaker 7: Yeah, pretty much destroyed their house.
- 33:38Speaker 2: Gregory cheers and jeers cheers.
- 33:40Speaker 6: I'm gonna go ahead and kind of put it under
- 33:43Speaker 6: the umbrella of cheers to me. Man, I'm a good host.
- 33:49Speaker 6: The food turned out awesome. I was a parent, organized parents.
- 33:52Speaker 6: Can anybody else just one one friend of ours who
- 33:56Speaker 6: you guys know, uh? And then okay, so I was
- 33:59Speaker 6: super organized. I did stuff in advance. The food turned
- 34:02Speaker 6: out awesome. And do you guys have people in your
- 34:04Speaker 6: life that are not blood relatives but you call them
- 34:07Speaker 6: man and uncle of course? Yeah, so we call them
- 34:08Speaker 6: family cousins.
- 34:10Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 34:10Speaker 6: So we have this one family friend who I haven't
- 34:13Speaker 6: seen speaking of, which would he and thirty plus years
- 34:17Speaker 6: and it happens to be my parent's godson. He flew
- 34:21Speaker 6: cross country to visit us, ranged a visit that made
- 34:24Speaker 6: my parents so happy, caught up on the last thirty years.
- 34:28Speaker 6: He's got kids who are in their twenties. Now, it's
- 34:30Speaker 6: so crazy.
- 34:31Speaker 2: Oh so you did this for your parents. Yeah, that's cool.
- 34:34Speaker 6: And well we arranged it with him like for the
- 34:37Speaker 6: past couple of months and it was so nice and
- 34:40Speaker 6: just sat around and caught up and food was awesome. Now, Greg,
- 34:45Speaker 6: can I ask you a question? Yeah, was there a
- 34:47Speaker 6: method to your madness of setting us up for your parents? Like, hey,
- 34:51Speaker 6: had you and for Thanksgiving? Oh my god, have this
- 34:54Speaker 6: amazing meal.
- 34:55Speaker 2: Not that you wouldn't have the amazing deal anyway, but
- 34:57Speaker 2: now the extra step of bringing in this person like
- 35:00Speaker 2: a this is your life blast from the past to
- 35:04Speaker 2: set them up for you know, and I want. People
- 35:07Speaker 2: are asking on the updates on the on the text,
- 35:08Speaker 2: like did you tell your parents are not coming for
- 35:10Speaker 2: thanks or for Christmas? Christmas? I did, and it went
- 35:16Speaker 2: I would say, okay, but it did not go well,
- 35:19Speaker 2: Oh no, because after all the effort of bringing this person.
- 35:22Speaker 6: Yes, and my dad said, so, we're ninety nine percent
- 35:25Speaker 6: sure you're not coming for Christmas right, And.
- 35:26Speaker 2: I said, now we're one hundred percent sure.
- 35:28Speaker 6: Yeah, And I said, yeah, let's put it at ninety nine.
- 35:31Speaker 6: And then my mom said, well, if you're not coming,
- 35:33Speaker 6: I guess we're not even going to get a tree.
- 35:35Speaker 2: Oh that's a built trip, dude, don't fall for us.
- 35:39Speaker 7: But it's what about them coming to see you?
- 35:42Speaker 6: I offered, and they said, no, no, that's okay. We'll
- 35:44Speaker 6: just have a friend over or something like that. But anyway,
- 35:47Speaker 6: awesome food, totally nice organized.
- 35:50Speaker 2: I ruled as a host.
- 35:52Speaker 6: My jeers also a lot like Woodies. You could set
- 35:55Speaker 6: your clock to it. Every time Thanksgiving comes around, the
- 35:59Speaker 6: guests leave, You cleaned the house, everything's done. Do the
- 36:03Speaker 6: final flush of the toilet, because I just cleaned it.
- 36:05Speaker 6: It's full of bleach, et cetera, et cetera. Flush it.
- 36:08Speaker 6: Walk into the bathroom, just take a quick glance to
- 36:10Speaker 6: my left, and what's coming out of the shower cock cock.
- 36:14Speaker 6: Every single year Thanksgiving, I've never experienced that like you have.
- 36:21Speaker 2: You have dirty water somewhere else. I mean, I've had
- 36:25Speaker 2: toilets overflow. I've been in this house five years. It's
- 36:29Speaker 2: happened five times every Thanksgiving weekend and it just starts
- 36:33Speaker 2: oozing out of the shower. Then question, is it because
- 36:36Speaker 2: your mom keeps flushing your tampons she's doing the timing
- 36:41Speaker 2: is suspicious. It's the condom you still use. Yeah, maybe
- 36:45Speaker 2: your mom puts her tampon in a in the condom
- 36:48Speaker 2: and they try to like, you.
- 36:49Speaker 4: Know, you're duck in mystery.
- 36:52Speaker 6: So then you get the plumber over there, and then
- 36:55Speaker 6: you have those wonderful Sunday emergency rates. So like, oh man,
- 36:59Speaker 6: it just blew every year because it is at out
- 37:04Speaker 6: of the shower.
- 37:05Speaker 2: But this isn't a guest room.
- 37:07Speaker 6: It's just this where well, all the bedrooms are on
- 37:10Speaker 6: one side of the house. So if it was this
- 37:12Speaker 6: toilet in my bedroom or the guest bathroom toilet, if
- 37:15Speaker 6: you flushed either, it just out of the shower.
- 37:18Speaker 2: That's because of the guest usage. I mean legitimate question. No,
- 37:22Speaker 2: we're moving beyond the tampons and condoms from your parents.
- 37:24Speaker 4: Why is this happening every year?
- 37:25Speaker 6: That's a great question because the people that used to
- 37:28Speaker 6: live in the house husband, wife and two daughters, four people,
- 37:31Speaker 6: and now it's only two people in the house. But
- 37:33Speaker 6: it used to be four and now we look four
- 37:35Speaker 6: all week so what if four people are using the bathrooms,
- 37:39Speaker 6: it overflows.
- 37:41Speaker 4: I think your's plumbing is getting lazy. With just the
- 37:43Speaker 4: two of you and one of your bathrooms, you're not
- 37:45Speaker 4: even a little owed to go number two exactly.
- 37:47Speaker 2: So there's that too, So it was it's just so
- 37:50Speaker 2: annoying if you can ask them, like what caused?
- 37:53Speaker 6: What would cause something like that? Well, there's something called
- 37:55Speaker 6: a washout. So you go out onto the drive where
- 37:57Speaker 6: you lift this tap and that goes out to the sewer.
- 38:00Speaker 6: And when he opened it, it was the water head
- 38:02Speaker 6: was at the very very top. So I think it
- 38:05Speaker 6: was just a collection of toilet paper and whatnot and
- 38:11Speaker 6: root cigars, your dad taking those man dumbs.
- 38:16Speaker 2: Massive mand So maybe it's one of the things you
- 38:18Speaker 2: put on your schedule, because I've done this now because
- 38:21Speaker 2: last time we had an issue with the dryer, it
- 38:23Speaker 2: was because the dryer vent hadn't been fully clearing, and
- 38:27Speaker 2: so you had to clean that thing out every once
- 38:29Speaker 2: in a while, but you're supposed to do anyway, but
- 38:31Speaker 2: this one got like really impacted.
- 38:33Speaker 4: Wait the dryer event or like the little screen thing.
- 38:35Speaker 2: The dryer vent from the back of the dryer to
- 38:37Speaker 2: the outside of the house.
- 38:38Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 38:39Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there was like fifty pounds worth of dryer land,
- 38:46Speaker 2: which is that's what caused the fire by the right. Yes,
- 38:49Speaker 2: So I just put it on my schedule at once
- 38:51Speaker 2: a year. I had the guy who came out to
- 38:53Speaker 2: do it. I'm like, yet it sucked out. Yeah. It
- 38:55Speaker 2: just had him come by and he has that thing
- 38:57Speaker 2: where he fishes it in from the outside around and
- 39:00Speaker 2: pulls it and it's great. He also does like the
- 39:04Speaker 2: duct cleaning, you know, which I've never done that. I've
- 39:07Speaker 2: always wanted to do that too. We keep saying we're
- 39:09Speaker 2: gonna have him come in and do it. Yeah, but
- 39:11Speaker 2: you get the camera because he's got the camera to
- 39:13Speaker 2: make sure. And that's the thing. I could do it myself,
- 39:15Speaker 2: and I did it the first time by myself, but
- 39:17Speaker 2: I wasn't sure if I got it all. And that's
- 39:19Speaker 2: I got like that weird like OCD thing going. And
- 39:22Speaker 2: so I saw the advertisement. This guy puts the camera
- 39:24Speaker 2: down there. I'm like, oh cool, I'll be able to
- 39:26Speaker 2: see and it gives me that sense of satisfaction.
- 39:28Speaker 6: They also do the camera thing for the lateral to
- 39:31Speaker 6: the sewer Maine, and so I'm thinking like, oh, what
- 39:33Speaker 6: are you seeing in there. It's so gross my previous house.
- 39:36Speaker 6: The guy sent the camera down the sewer thing and
- 39:38Speaker 6: he said, you know what, I've never in my life
- 39:41Speaker 6: seen that many cockroaches.
- 39:49Speaker 2: Now, do you have a septic tank? No? Okay, because
- 39:53Speaker 2: people in the text saying just needs to be pumped
- 39:56Speaker 2: don't have septic tanks. So maybe just put it on
- 39:58Speaker 2: the schedule, like instead of that way or not on
- 40:00Speaker 2: a holiday, paying the holiday weekend rate.
- 40:03Speaker 6: I should put it on the schedule the week before Thanksgiving.
- 40:06Speaker 6: Get that thing hydrojeted. Yeah, clear it out.
- 40:08Speaker 2: Yeah, just come in because it clear it out once
- 40:11Speaker 2: a year. You don't have a Yeah.
- 40:14Speaker 6: At least it comes out of the shower and it
- 40:16Speaker 6: doesn't overflow the toilet and go all over the floor.
- 40:19Speaker 2: Or the cockroach just start coming through it totally. Yeah,
- 40:22Speaker 2: take a little swim in the toilet, sell the house.
- 40:29Speaker 2: The Woody Show and Gina Grat is here and tell
- 40:32Speaker 2: us about the trending news headlines.
- 40:34Speaker 4: Well, last we checked the death toll in that giant
- 40:36Speaker 4: Hong Kong high rise fires up to one hundred and
- 40:38Speaker 4: fifty one. Visill say the search could take another three
- 40:41Speaker 4: to four weeks and that number will likely of course
- 40:43Speaker 4: get higher. Meanwhile, they're still trying to figure out how
- 40:46Speaker 4: this thing even happened. Officials say the netting over the
- 40:49Speaker 4: scaffolding of the buildings during renovations wasn't fire resistant like
- 40:52Speaker 4: it's supposed to be. In fact, samples from all over
- 40:56Speaker 4: the high rise found at least seven had failed the
- 40:58Speaker 4: safety standard. So, of course now the authorities are accusing
- 41:01Speaker 4: the construction company behind the Renot of skimping on safety.
- 41:04Speaker 2: To save money and corners.
- 41:06Speaker 4: You can get what happened now? Yeah, Well, Week thirteen
- 41:09Speaker 4: of the NFL is almost over. Last night, Denver beat
- 41:12Speaker 4: Washington in overtime. The game was tied twenty twenty going
- 41:15Speaker 4: into ot Denver.
- 41:16Speaker 2: Get, I don't get why they made this decision.
- 41:18Speaker 4: Well, Denver scored a touchdown first, then Washington scored, but
- 41:22Speaker 4: instead of kicking the extra point to tie the game,
- 41:24Speaker 4: they tried a two point conversion. Didn't happen, Denver one.
- 41:28Speaker 4: That's eight straight wins for the Broncos and they stay
- 41:31Speaker 4: the AFC's number one seed.
- 41:33Speaker 2: Yeah, so have you heard any of you listened to
- 41:35Speaker 2: way more sports talk radio than I do? Dumbass Tyler?
- 41:39Speaker 2: Why why would you? I don't I know every once
- 41:42Speaker 2: in a while. Coach likes to get to brave and
- 41:46Speaker 2: I see balls, Yeah, we'll go. If it would have
- 41:49Speaker 2: worked out, you would have called me a genius. Now, like,
- 41:51Speaker 2: you get to overtime, right, and the team that got
- 41:56Speaker 2: the ball, they scored a touchdown on the opening drive, right,
- 42:00Speaker 2: and so you have an opportunity to you have to
- 42:03Speaker 2: keep Now you have to score a touchdown, which they did,
- 42:07Speaker 2: and then you go for two. Dude, it was it
- 42:10Speaker 2: was lucky enough that you even got the touchdown in
- 42:13Speaker 2: response in that moment. But now you don't kick the
- 42:15Speaker 2: extra point to just keep it going, keep going.
- 42:17Speaker 3: So if you're a good team and you have a
- 42:20Speaker 3: really good record, then you definitely kick the extra point
- 42:23Speaker 3: and keep going. Washington is not a good team. They
- 42:26Speaker 3: were three and nine last night.
- 42:28Speaker 2: So when he thinks nothing to lose, kind of deal, exactly.
- 42:30Speaker 3: It's kind of a win win. So let's say you
- 42:33Speaker 3: get the two point conversion. Cool, we won the game.
- 42:35Speaker 3: We didn't get it. You know what, we're in the
- 42:37Speaker 3: running for a higher draft pick.
- 42:40Speaker 2: I see that he said that. It just sucks. As
- 42:43Speaker 2: a fan, you're like, oh my god, I can't believe.
- 42:45Speaker 2: I can't believe they got the guy Dan Campbell, who's
- 42:48Speaker 2: the head coach for the Lions. He's see he's no tours.
- 42:51Speaker 2: He always makes calls like that. Yeah he's too much.
- 42:55Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that guy. But see he's known for doing
- 42:57Speaker 2: stuff like that. Yeah.
- 42:58Speaker 7: I went to Raiders Chargers yesterday and a lot of
- 43:01Speaker 7: the Raiders fans that were there, they were hoping for a.
- 43:04Speaker 2: Loss because they want to hire a draft pick. Yeah,
- 43:07Speaker 2: they want to hire a draft pick. But it's not
- 43:09Speaker 2: like the Raiders are going to do anything exactly. Maybe
- 43:11Speaker 2: getting some pretty dope draft picks for a number of years.
- 43:13Speaker 4: Now as that worked out. Yeah, nothing ever happened earlier
- 43:16Speaker 4: that day. Bill's crushed the Steelers twenty six to seven.
- 43:20Speaker 4: Panthers upset the Rams thirty one twenty eight, Chargers like
- 43:23Speaker 4: everyone else, beat the Raiders. Jets got their third win,
- 43:26Speaker 4: topping the Falcons twenty seven to twenty four. Week thirteen
- 43:29Speaker 4: finishes tonight on Monday Night Football, Sammy, any idea who's
- 43:33Speaker 4: playing Patriots?
- 43:34Speaker 2: Planned Giants? Giants?
- 43:36Speaker 4: No Ice?
- 43:37Speaker 2: Look at that love that coming around?
- 43:39Speaker 7: Yep.
- 43:40Speaker 10: Yeah, maybe I'll be a fan one day.
- 43:41Speaker 4: Yeah, Tyler, can you play your cards right?
- 43:43Speaker 2: How I feel losing the Jets. It was miserable. I
- 43:46Speaker 2: was pissed.
- 43:47Speaker 3: I turned off the game in the third quarter, and
- 43:49Speaker 3: I put on Instagram that if I said what I
- 43:50Speaker 3: want to say, I'd be put on a watch list.
- 43:52Speaker 4: Oh my god, that I texted y.
- 43:54Speaker 7: I texted you the scored to make sure you saw
- 43:56Speaker 7: it was nice.
- 43:57Speaker 2: And I almost cussed you out in the text.
- 43:59Speaker 4: So have been nice? Well, Luigi Mangioni, you know him. Yeah,
- 44:03Speaker 4: the guy accused of killing the accused of killing the
- 44:07Speaker 4: United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson last December. Allegedly, he's back
- 44:11Speaker 4: in court now. His lawyers are trying to block his
- 44:13Speaker 4: diary and other items found in his backpack. How would
- 44:16Speaker 4: that work?
- 44:17Speaker 2: Get a diary?
- 44:22Speaker 7: That's not bad?
- 44:24Speaker 2: Right?
- 44:25Speaker 4: Every time that I like to journal?
- 44:27Speaker 2: What's next? Broadway?
- 44:31Speaker 4: Well, as we talked about a bunch before. He was
- 44:33Speaker 4: arrested at that McDonald's and Pennsylvania after a long search.
- 44:36Speaker 4: Cops say had gone in notebook tie him to the crime,
- 44:38Speaker 4: but his lawyers say the search was illegal. They want
- 44:41Speaker 4: all that evidence thrown out. So the judge is going
- 44:43Speaker 4: to hold a hearing to decide whether it can be used.
- 44:46Speaker 2: You do it right, Okay?
- 44:48Speaker 4: But here's the thing. Even if the backpack evidence gets
- 44:51Speaker 4: thrown out, prosecutors say they have his DNA and fingerprints,
- 44:54Speaker 4: all of everything, so we're good.
- 44:56Speaker 2: I think it's always funny when they start complaining about
- 44:59Speaker 2: like how they got the smoking gun. Is it like,
- 45:02Speaker 2: did they plant the smoking gun was not a real
- 45:05Speaker 2: piece of evidence or is it like an actual smoking gun?
- 45:08Speaker 2: And now you're just pissed it the way they obtained
- 45:10Speaker 2: it and shocking.
- 45:11Speaker 6: You have a notebook that outlines how you hate this
- 45:14Speaker 6: guy and want to kill her.
- 45:16Speaker 2: You don't want that. This is like the people that
- 45:20Speaker 2: post their crimes on social media, like you idiot. And
- 45:24Speaker 2: when I was on this cruise, it must have known
- 45:27Speaker 2: I was on the cruise because it set me all
- 45:29Speaker 2: these things that were happening on cruise ships, right, one
- 45:31Speaker 2: of which was this woman and she had these fake tampons,
- 45:35Speaker 2: so it looked like a tampon in a wrapper and
- 45:38Speaker 2: you twist the end of it off and she had
- 45:39Speaker 2: booze in there she was and she was dumping it
- 45:43Speaker 2: into her drinks and she posted it while she was
- 45:45Speaker 2: on the Carnival cruise ship. Carnival saw it. Of course,
- 45:48Speaker 2: they raided her room and now I mean, you're banned
- 45:52Speaker 2: for life from Carnival. Big deal.
- 45:53Speaker 7: But yeah, we posted that video you posted it online
- 45:57Speaker 7: of that guy. He was like posting that he had
- 46:00Speaker 7: weed on board. Yeah, and then he got mad because they.
- 46:04Speaker 4: Every yep, goddamn stupid.
- 46:06Speaker 2: It is amazing that they even I mean, think of
- 46:08Speaker 2: how many people or how many cruise ships does Carnival
- 46:11Speaker 2: operate at any given time, and how many people are
- 46:13Speaker 2: on each cruise ship. The fact that they they never
- 46:16Speaker 2: one woman and they figured out who. Like, again, big deal,
- 46:19Speaker 2: your banned from Carnival. Fair that only women use tampons.
- 46:23Speaker 2: I can't get these things.
- 46:24Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 46:27Speaker 4: Well, the Powerball jackpot went up to seven hundred and
- 46:29Speaker 4: forty million after nobody won Saturday's drawing. One ticket in
- 46:33Speaker 4: Florida matched all five white numbers that won them a
- 46:36Speaker 4: million bucks, but that was the only winner. The most
- 46:39Speaker 4: recent winners of the jackpot were those two back at
- 46:41Speaker 4: the beginning of September. They split one point seventy nine
- 46:44Speaker 4: billion dollars. Next drawing is tonight. The cash prize, well,
- 46:48Speaker 4: don't get too excited. It's only expected to be three
- 46:50Speaker 4: hundred and forty six million, and that's before taxes, so
- 46:53Speaker 4: don't bother. So remember that Jet Blue flight from a
- 46:56Speaker 4: couple months ago. They certainly dropped about fourteen thousand feet
- 47:00Speaker 4: five minutes, and then another twelve thousand feet right after that. Well,
- 47:03Speaker 4: the plane landed safely, nobody got injured, but everyone's still
- 47:06Speaker 4: wondering what the hell caused that. Well, turns out it
- 47:10Speaker 4: was a software glitch. Air Bus found a little bug
- 47:13Speaker 4: in the plane's flight control system that quote let intense
- 47:16Speaker 4: solar radiation mess with the data plan that they the
- 47:21Speaker 4: plane uses the control.
- 47:22Speaker 2: Apparently a solar was it a solar?
- 47:26Speaker 4: Intense solar radiation? So now Airbus has released a software fix,
- 47:30Speaker 4: but installing it came right as Thanksgiving and the rush happened,
- 47:34Speaker 4: so flights were delayed, canceled, everyone trying to update their
- 47:36Speaker 4: plans super fun around the holidays.
- 47:38Speaker 2: Control delete right, yeah, yeah, I restart. I got in
- 47:42Speaker 2: trouble one time. But the radio station I was working at,
- 47:44Speaker 2: because there were the engineers kept saying it was the solar,
- 47:49Speaker 2: I forget, not a solar flare, it was some other thing,
- 47:54Speaker 2: and it was it kept knocking the station off the air,
- 47:57Speaker 2: Like the station would go off the air for like
- 47:59Speaker 2: two minutes at a time. Come back two minutes or like,
- 48:03Speaker 2: and then it come back on, there'd be a completely
- 48:06Speaker 2: different station. This is on an FM too, not even
- 48:08Speaker 2: on an AM, different station from from forever away Man,
- 48:11Speaker 2: What the hell is it called? Anyway? So I'm super
- 48:15Speaker 2: frustrating because.
- 48:16Speaker 7: Something with the equator or something like that.
- 48:18Speaker 2: You put all this time into preparing the show and
- 48:20Speaker 2: getting all those things together. I'm like, well, why are
- 48:21Speaker 2: we My buddy Rzuto and I were doing the show
- 48:24Speaker 2: at the time. I said, what the hell are we
- 48:25Speaker 2: even wasting our time with this for today? Let's just
- 48:27Speaker 2: go home, like there's no reason to be I'm not
- 48:29Speaker 2: going to use this material. We'll save it for tomorrow.
- 48:32Speaker 2: And so we put the station like an auto and
- 48:36Speaker 2: just let it play music for the rest of the morning.
- 48:38Speaker 2: And they were so mad. I'm like, they want you
- 48:41Speaker 2: and here I thought it was an excuse that the
- 48:43Speaker 2: engineers were making up. I'm like, how is it that's
- 48:45Speaker 2: only our station?
- 48:46Speaker 19: Then?
- 48:47Speaker 2: Why is it only on one oh five point seven
- 48:50Speaker 2: that this is happening and it's not on all the
- 48:53Speaker 2: other radio stations? How are we the only ones prone
- 48:56Speaker 2: to solar? Man? What the hell is it?
- 48:58Speaker 4: Says?
- 48:58Speaker 5: It is a solar flare.
- 48:59Speaker 2: It was something.
- 49:01Speaker 4: Else, yeah, coronal mass.
- 49:06Speaker 7: But I was talking to an engineer because that was
- 49:09Speaker 7: happening to our station recently actually, I would say about
- 49:12Speaker 7: two years ago, and they said it had to do
- 49:14Speaker 7: something with like the equator or something like that, and
- 49:16Speaker 7: we were getting interference from a station in Mexico that
- 49:21Speaker 7: was like so far away. Yeah, it was insane.
- 49:24Speaker 14: Back to the plane thing, though, this is what I'm
- 49:26Speaker 14: scared to happen if I don't put my phone an airplane.
- 49:30Speaker 14: It actually scared us into this.
- 49:32Speaker 4: I actually just looked that up because it was driving
- 49:34Speaker 4: me insane. And the latest answer I got for why
- 49:38Speaker 4: we're supposed to do that is because when you're in
- 49:40Speaker 4: the air and your phone is desperate to find a signal,
- 49:43Speaker 4: it jams people's phones on the ground and just annoys them.
- 49:46Speaker 5: But who cares.
- 49:47Speaker 4: I don't carry that, Okay, but I don't know. They
- 49:49Speaker 4: tell us that the plane of Foy, so go with that.
- 49:51Speaker 2: Was it called a sun spot? I'm texting Razuto right now, okay,
- 49:56Speaker 2: because we were like, we got this excuse a number
- 49:59Speaker 2: of times.
- 49:59Speaker 4: I now I gotta know what the word is and
- 50:01Speaker 4: drive me insane. Well, it was a huge weekend for
- 50:04Speaker 4: Disney at the box office thanks to their new sequel,
- 50:06Speaker 4: z Uotopia two. It opened by making nearly ninety seven million, which,
- 50:10Speaker 4: by the way, second largest Thanksgiving weekend opening ever.
- 50:13Speaker 2: I like the original one. The original one's cute.
- 50:16Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fun.
- 50:17Speaker 2: Yeah, there's enough stuff in there for adults where it's
- 50:20Speaker 2: not like watching some kids movie where you want to
- 50:22Speaker 2: kill yourself through.
- 50:24Speaker 4: Yeah, Wicked for good fell the second place, Now You
- 50:27Speaker 4: See Me, Now you don't fill the third, Predator bad
- 50:29Speaker 4: Lands finished fourth, and The Running Man round it out
- 50:32Speaker 4: top five.
- 50:32Speaker 7: I saw Now You See Me and I liked it
- 50:34Speaker 7: a lot.
- 50:35Speaker 10: Oh yeah, yeah, the first one was good.
- 50:37Speaker 7: Yeah, they'll probably put out more now well.
- 50:39Speaker 4: Oxford University Press chose their word of twenty twenty five,
- 50:43Speaker 4: and it's rage bait.
- 50:46Speaker 2: Rage bait.
- 50:47Speaker 4: Yeah. The folks over rage bait, the folks over at
- 50:51Speaker 4: the Online Dictionary say it reflects how people interact online
- 50:54Speaker 4: these days. And in case you don't know what it is,
- 50:56Speaker 4: rage bait is post or videos made specifically to make
- 50:58Speaker 4: people mad so the click on a comment share it.
- 51:01Speaker 4: It beat out two other finalists, which my kid won't
- 51:04Speaker 4: stop talking about. This Aura Farming, which means like cool
- 51:08Speaker 4: and mysterious public image, and he was doing like a
- 51:10Speaker 4: little dance. He's like, look, I'm Aura Farming. I'm like,
- 51:13Speaker 4: I don't think you know what's going on.
- 51:14Speaker 2: I don't. He's not what you're talking about, like the
- 51:17Speaker 2: New Stranger things. Uh yeah, seasons. Yeah, there's like that
- 51:23Speaker 2: kid who's acting like Dustin. Yeah, so du just driving
- 51:26Speaker 2: men is crazy.
- 51:27Speaker 8: You know.
- 51:27Speaker 7: It's not like it's not like uh, this Aura Farming thing.
- 51:32Speaker 7: It's just he's just he's just acting super agro like
- 51:36Speaker 7: a tough guy, and he's like the nerdiest dude, and
- 51:38Speaker 7: I just like can't take him seriously.
- 51:40Speaker 4: Isn't he the one that didn't have Keith for a
- 51:41Speaker 4: really long time.
- 51:42Speaker 7: Yeah, he does have teeth. He actually doesn't like have shoulders,
- 51:45Speaker 7: he has bones. And then he looks he looks really
- 51:48Speaker 7: bizarre because he's older now, so he looks like he
- 51:51Speaker 7: has a man faced but a kid body.
- 51:53Speaker 4: Yeah, and he has like this.
- 51:55Speaker 7: Like this tough guy attitude, and I just cannot take
- 51:59Speaker 7: it seriously. So it's kind of a ruining the series
- 52:01Speaker 7: for me.
- 52:01Speaker 4: Just yeah, well, I'm sure Menis was about to say this.
- 52:04Speaker 4: I don't mean to jump on what you're gonna say.
- 52:06Speaker 4: But he was on Broadway and lame is when he
- 52:08Speaker 4: was little. Oh and then the other words that one, yeah,
- 52:12Speaker 4: the other word that that got beat out. You know,
- 52:15Speaker 4: this is my favorite word, biohack. Yeah, that's basically just
- 52:19Speaker 4: trying to like boost your body through techniques, you know,
- 52:22Speaker 4: like diet exercise. Past winners include podcast emoji and goblin
- 52:27Speaker 4: mode when you're just like in bed, like I'm a
- 52:28Speaker 4: goblin and I'm gonna say in.
- 52:30Speaker 5: Bed gobling, that's what goblin mode.
- 52:32Speaker 4: Apparently I don't know.
- 52:36Speaker 2: Some ladies goblin mode. You know what I'm saying. I
- 52:39Speaker 2: texted Rezuta, I gotta response word. It's tropic spheric ducting. Yeah,
- 52:44Speaker 2: I never heard of that, fear. Trophere is the layer
- 52:48Speaker 2: of the atmosphere where most weather happens. Pretty much all
- 52:51Speaker 2: weather happens ducting in the in that layer of the atmosphere.
- 52:55Speaker 2: But it's it's tropospheric ducting, which is what they were saying,
- 52:58Speaker 2: was knocking the station, Yeah.
- 53:00Speaker 4: It says, trapping radio waves and allowing them to travel
- 53:02Speaker 4: much farther than normal, sometimes hundreds of miles.
- 53:04Speaker 2: Okay, but why was it just radio station that didn't
- 53:09Speaker 2: happen to any other station that was on the dial
- 53:11Speaker 2: in the same place.
- 53:13Speaker 7: It's just ours, the Mexico thing. It was just our station.
- 53:17Speaker 7: That's good, But do the same thing.
- 53:19Speaker 2: Was it just broadcasting on this frequency? You see what
- 53:22Speaker 2: I'm saying. I don't like, why did they pick up
- 53:27Speaker 2: other things from others?
- 53:27Speaker 6: You know, like there's tons of stations, just this one
- 53:31Speaker 6: were that special?
- 53:32Speaker 2: Yeah, so weird real quick with your kid with this
- 53:36Speaker 2: aura farming.
- 53:37Speaker 4: Arming, he will do.
- 53:38Speaker 2: What there's a dance.
- 53:39Speaker 4: There's a dance like a little like they put one
- 53:42Speaker 4: arm out straight and then they like fan with their
- 53:44Speaker 4: other arm under like, look, I'm our farming.
- 53:47Speaker 5: Are you sure what that is? That's kind of like
- 53:48Speaker 5: smacking an ass.
- 53:49Speaker 14: No, like it, but it's like this and then like
- 53:52Speaker 14: a little like I don't know, little dance fortnit dances.
- 53:55Speaker 2: That's what it looks like.
- 53:57Speaker 4: That's exactly what it was like.
- 53:58Speaker 2: But what about that, says far like, he doesn't know.
- 54:01Speaker 4: He can explain.
- 54:02Speaker 5: It's just a forward exactly.
- 54:07Speaker 4: Well that's just going on.
- 54:08Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Gina Grad Cheers and jeers. Morgan.
- 54:19Speaker 14: Okay, guys, I've been waiting so long to tell you this.
- 54:21Speaker 14: I'm so excited. Cheers to me in my new adventure
- 54:25Speaker 14: as a business woman. Okay, what did I do over
- 54:28Speaker 14: the Thanksgiving break? It's very wholesome. I sold a pair
- 54:32Speaker 14: of my dirty workout socks to a foot free.
- 54:36Speaker 5: I already got paid. I'm putting it in.
- 54:41Speaker 2: Don't tell us, don't So what was the ad what
- 54:46Speaker 2: do you mean that did? How did you end up
- 54:48Speaker 2: selling me?
- 54:49Speaker 14: It's like someone me on Instagram and that you won't
- 54:51Speaker 14: sell me your dirty socks?
- 54:52Speaker 5: I said, petcha, I will.
- 54:54Speaker 2: Okay, and then yeah, and then so you just named
- 54:57Speaker 2: your price.
- 54:58Speaker 14: Yes, and this is where I need some more because
- 55:00Speaker 14: a business woman.
- 55:01Speaker 2: Hold on, now, just a regular pair of socks.
- 55:03Speaker 14: Yeah, well actually, well they're Venom, which is a nice brand.
- 55:06Speaker 4: Oh you want me to pull them out?
- 55:08Speaker 20: Yeah?
- 55:08Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. When you take a guess
- 55:10Speaker 2: out of.
- 55:11Speaker 14: Trained real hard in these white socks, gloss socks, they're
- 55:14Speaker 14: dirty at the bottom.
- 55:15Speaker 5: They are dirty for sure.
- 55:17Speaker 14: Yeah, Venom logo, prey brand.
- 55:19Speaker 2: Nice.
- 55:21Speaker 14: So yeah, guess how much I told my friends how
- 55:23Speaker 14: much I ok at this person and they got.
- 55:26Speaker 2: Very upset with me. How much these socks go for?
- 55:29Speaker 14: I bought a three pack of these they were on
- 55:31Speaker 14: sale at the time for like fifteen bucks.
- 55:33Speaker 2: Okay, so a couple of dollars.
- 55:35Speaker 7: Or okay, were they mad at value about the price
- 55:38Speaker 7: or are they mad at you.
- 55:39Speaker 2: Just setting it? Yeah?
- 55:41Speaker 5: Oh my friends, Oh no, they're super supportive.
- 55:44Speaker 7: It must have been the price.
- 55:45Speaker 2: You probably did it too low though, ya Okay, I'll
- 55:47Speaker 2: say based on that, I'll say she sold them for
- 55:49Speaker 2: like ten bucks.
- 55:50Speaker 7: I'm gonna say thirty.
- 55:52Speaker 4: I'm gonna say twenty.
- 55:53Speaker 2: I was thinking fifteen twenty five?
- 55:58Speaker 5: Oh ok sorry, I know we went through it.
- 56:00Speaker 2: I think everybody guess. Okay, but now this is where
- 56:02Speaker 2: you tells how much charged?
- 56:05Speaker 5: So I said thirty five.
- 56:07Speaker 8: That's not that okay?
- 56:09Speaker 14: Yeah, but everyone I've talked to said it should have.
- 56:11Speaker 11: Been got out that first out of the gate, rightn't
- 56:16Speaker 11: want to get ready?
- 56:17Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean maybe fifty.
- 56:19Speaker 14: But I also have to pay to ship them, so
- 56:20Speaker 14: I don't know.
- 56:21Speaker 4: What that's that's so that didn't good ship them.
- 56:23Speaker 5: But hey, I mean we did so. Yeah, guys, if
- 56:27Speaker 5: you want some socks, hit me up.
- 56:28Speaker 4: Yeah, open wow, she works hard.
- 56:31Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, I think that's a great you made.
- 56:36Speaker 2: Your friends are stupid.
- 56:37Speaker 14: Yeah, so it'll cost like five bucks to mail it, right?
- 56:39Speaker 2: Probably? No, not even that bailor.
- 56:42Speaker 4: Yeah, they'll get there when it gets there.
- 56:44Speaker 2: Now, would you consider selling other wares such as.
- 56:47Speaker 14: A bra or something panty?
- 56:51Speaker 5: Sammy?
- 56:51Speaker 10: No, I'm just curious what you're Pi'll get a discount.
- 56:55Speaker 2: Clean or dirty, it doesn't matter. You don't care.
- 56:58Speaker 7: They want I don't care.
- 56:59Speaker 5: I'd prefer to and clean, but they don't want clean.
- 57:01Speaker 4: Just remember what you paid for the item and shipping
- 57:04Speaker 4: and handling exactly. You'll be fine.
- 57:06Speaker 2: Yeah. So once you go down to the post office today.
- 57:09Speaker 5: My first sale is done. I can't believe it.
- 57:11Speaker 2: Local or is it going across the country.
- 57:13Speaker 5: It's local?
- 57:13Speaker 2: Okay, so that's gonna be.
- 57:14Speaker 7: Cheap a site now, yea.
- 57:20Speaker 5: Giving break Sammy's she.
- 57:22Speaker 2: Hates that worry about because now you're gonna get stocked.
- 57:27Speaker 2: So what's gonna happen now? In your mind? What happens now?
- 57:31Speaker 10: Yeah, they'll now become obsessed with her and hunt her
- 57:33Speaker 10: down obviously.
- 57:34Speaker 4: Okay, but they're already obsessed with her.
- 57:36Speaker 2: She just gets Is that your legitimate concern?
- 57:39Speaker 4: Yes?
- 57:39Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you make fun. You think they're gonna
- 57:41Speaker 2: they're gonna hunt her down.
- 57:43Speaker 11: Because they got a care they do, Because I think
- 57:45Speaker 11: that people who want this kind of stuff are kind
- 57:47Speaker 11: of just looking for anybody to say yes and do it,
- 57:51Speaker 11: and then they'll their obsession will become with you.
- 57:54Speaker 5: Like that's the connection that I want.
- 57:57Speaker 2: It's called a steady customer. Yeah, that's smart, right, Yeah,
- 58:02Speaker 2: satisfaction ROI Yeah, I'm just.
- 58:05Speaker 5: Up and over the moon every I'm.
- 58:08Speaker 2: So excited, you know, good for you. Yeah, that's the
- 58:11Speaker 2: easiest money. This is again a man will never have
- 58:15Speaker 2: an opportunity to do that.
- 58:16Speaker 5: I'm so lucky. Ever, it's true.
- 58:19Speaker 14: And my jeers other than quoting the socks too low,
- 58:23Speaker 14: I got custom Christmas cards printed or holiday card excuse
- 58:27Speaker 14: me to give out as gifts this season.
- 58:28Speaker 5: And they're really fun. You're going to love them. But
- 58:30Speaker 5: why do they cost sixty.
- 58:32Speaker 4: Dollars for cars? They are so expense.
- 58:34Speaker 14: And I used a fifty or cupeon or whatever, so
- 58:38Speaker 14: it was only like twenty seven The.
- 58:40Speaker 2: Cards that people send out like their family. Yeah, yeah,
- 58:42Speaker 2: like how.
- 58:43Speaker 4: Much are They're very expensive?
- 58:44Speaker 5: They are so expensive.
- 58:45Speaker 2: I got twenty of them.
- 58:46Speaker 4: Because if you don't get if you get on like
- 58:48Speaker 4: the card stock O the I got the cheapest version
- 58:51Speaker 4: do that.
- 58:52Speaker 7: I got online? Yeah, okay, because if you like Staples.
- 58:56Speaker 7: It's way cheap.
- 58:57Speaker 11: Yeah, there's options at another but I I've fallen for
- 59:00Speaker 11: this a thousand times.
- 59:01Speaker 14: But I think I fell for the fifty percent and
- 59:04Speaker 14: it's still dumb. So anyways, I hope you enjoyed the cards,
- 59:09Speaker 14: because that's all y'all are.
- 59:10Speaker 2: Getting, all right, Like, this card is your gift?
- 59:14Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, I love it.
- 59:15Speaker 2: Oh yeah, don't put the return address on the socks.
- 59:18Speaker 2: Oh yeah no, don't even mail it from your post office.
- 59:21Speaker 2: Oh no no.
- 59:22Speaker 14: I was even going to get a PO box at
- 59:24Speaker 14: once some point, but those.
- 59:25Speaker 4: Costs too much money.
- 59:26Speaker 2: Yeah, just put work.
- 59:28Speaker 4: Fine, you are stressed Sea Bass.
- 59:30Speaker 2: Does Sea Beast list this address here at the radio
- 59:32Speaker 2: station as his personal address?
- 59:34Speaker 4: Yeah? Really?
- 59:34Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 59:35Speaker 7: Everything he getsy of people that want to murder him address.
- 59:41Speaker 2: Well, congratulations on the new business. You're a business owner support.
- 59:45Speaker 2: That's pretty cool.
- 59:46Speaker 5: Empire, you're an LLC.
- 59:48Speaker 2: I know, all right? More, what shows coming up? Hang,
- 59:50Speaker 2: I'm not wearing a helmet. It's not gonna wear a helmet,
- 59:54Speaker 2: like straight up, you guys are idiots. What do you show.
- 1:00:02Speaker 15: The show?
- 1:00:05Speaker 2: I hope everybody had a nice Thanksgiving. Yes, today is
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: the last day for leftovers by the way.
- 1:00:13Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I know it's not.
- 1:00:15Speaker 2: Thanksgiving was Thursday. Throw out your leftover's day was Saturday.
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: But technically today is the last day to eat those leftovers,
- 1:00:24Speaker 2: because most foods can last four days in the fridge.
- 1:00:28Speaker 2: After that, that's when you that's when you're risking. I mean,
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: you could do whatever you want, but that's that's when
- 1:00:32Speaker 2: you that's when you seriously start to risk food poison.
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: Anybody who's had foods food poison can tell you it blows.
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: It blows.
- 1:00:41Speaker 9: Every time I've had food poison has not been from leftovers.
- 1:00:43Speaker 9: I'll say that, go ahead, risk it.
- 1:00:48Speaker 2: Lose all that things.
- 1:00:48Speaker 7: I don't even wait, I don't even have leftovers at
- 1:00:50Speaker 7: the house stept for pumpkin pie.
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: I feel the same way about you know, people say
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: don't eat rock cookie dough. You know how much rock
- 1:00:56Speaker 2: cookie dough. I've eaten chocolate chip cookie dough, just straight
- 1:01:00Speaker 2: out of the those breaking bakes. Sometimes they don't even
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: get baked.
- 1:01:05Speaker 7: They just break them, and I eat them because they
- 1:01:06Speaker 7: don't want you to eat it exactly, losers. Yeah, it's
- 1:01:10Speaker 7: urban myths.
- 1:01:10Speaker 2: It's fine.
- 1:01:11Speaker 9: You got anything you're worried about, nuke it till it's
- 1:01:13Speaker 9: you know, on, you know, glowing, and you'll be fine.
- 1:01:16Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're talking about the left dover. Yeah, not
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: for that. It doesn't work for the cookie dough. Oh no,
- 1:01:20Speaker 2: you just eat by the fish, that's obvious. Yeah. Yeah,
- 1:01:23Speaker 2: but it technically is last day for the for the leftovers.
- 1:01:27Speaker 2: Another example of how kids suck at the Macy's Thanksgiving
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: Day parade, Al Roker was talking to the Radio City Rockets.
- 1:01:36Speaker 2: Oh yeah, who had a surprise for this little girl
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: in the crowd. I have some some audio here, uh,
- 1:01:43Speaker 2: here we go. She had a little surprise for them.
- 1:01:45Speaker 2: Here we go anytime. This is Elliott.
- 1:01:48Speaker 12: Hi, Elliott, today's your birthday, Happy birthday?
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: And how old seven? And are you excited to see
- 1:01:55Speaker 2: the rock Cats? Well, guess what, Ellie, We've got a
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: very special something for you. You've got a golden ticket.
- 1:02:02Speaker 2: You get to see that the Radio City Musical Lockouts.
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: Are you excited?
- 1:02:06Speaker 4: I knew that yesterday, did Yester?
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:02:11Speaker 7: Yeah, already yesterday.
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: That that used to be so awkward when the kids
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: were little and there'd be like a birthday or Christmas,
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: especially because they get gifts from all these different places
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: and they'd open up the gift from one of the
- 1:02:29Speaker 2: grandparents right in front of them, and go I already
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: had this one.
- 1:02:32Speaker 7: Yeah, this is the one I wanted.
- 1:02:35Speaker 2: Yeah, shut up, say thank you and then we'll figure
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: it out.
- 1:02:39Speaker 5: That one change it.
- 1:02:41Speaker 2: Oh my god.
- 1:02:42Speaker 7: I thought they were our business.
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: No way, no way.
- 1:02:45Speaker 7: Thought they were on their way out.
- 1:02:48Speaker 5: Yes, I've seen.
- 1:02:51Speaker 7: They were, like in Financial I swear I heard they're fine.
- 1:02:54Speaker 4: I mean the Coast of Dance.
- 1:02:56Speaker 10: I think that was a long time ago.
- 1:02:57Speaker 11: There was a period of time where you know, they
- 1:02:59Speaker 11: were shaky there for a while, but they made a comeback.
- 1:03:02Speaker 2: Yeah, it's always the only time I've ever seen them
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: was that that Christmas Spectacular radio musical regular. Did they
- 1:03:09Speaker 2: perform outside of that?
- 1:03:10Speaker 4: And what do appearances? I'm sure yeah, if they get
- 1:03:13Speaker 4: invited to stuff, I'm.
- 1:03:14Speaker 2: Saying, but that's all they do is like that one
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: little brief run. I'm sure they did rocket to the
- 1:03:20Speaker 2: radio City Rockets. Maybe they have a touring production. Yeah,
- 1:03:22Speaker 2: I don't know. Let's go watch Ladies who Can Kick
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: really Hot for like an hour. It is a cool show.
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: I really like they're part of the show. It's not
- 1:03:30Speaker 2: the entire shows. No, I thought it was kicking it's
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: a medley of all these different Christmas stories.
- 1:03:37Speaker 4: You know, ye, like they do the like Falling Soldiers.
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: There's a little thing of the Nutcracker. There's a little
- 1:03:42Speaker 2: part of like say a Christmas Carol, there's a little
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: part of the I think this whole thing and yeah,
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: I didn't know that. I'm not there. The Christmas Spectator,
- 1:03:51Speaker 2: the Radio City Christmas Spectacular, and the Rockets are a
- 1:03:55Speaker 2: part of that. Do You're right? Like a whole two
- 1:03:59Speaker 2: hours of that would be like, all right, we get it.
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: You can kick.
- 1:04:02Speaker 7: They're over one hundred years old, Yeah they are.
- 1:04:05Speaker 2: They look great. Yeah, and they're so limber.
- 1:04:09Speaker 19: Wow.
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: Yeah, they look to what's their secret? Cheers and jeers?
- 1:04:13Speaker 9: Sea bass Well, I would like to give a honest
- 1:04:15Speaker 9: cheer to iHeartRadio. I've crapped on them many times for
- 1:04:19Speaker 9: many stupid things, but I was legitimately impressed about their
- 1:04:22Speaker 9: new slogan. I thought it was smart, simple to the
- 1:04:26Speaker 9: point of the time, their new slogan guaranteed human because
- 1:04:30Speaker 9: I started hearing it on different stations.
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: Yeah, we got about ten emails about it, and.
- 1:04:34Speaker 9: I didn't I didn't even see the emails because we
- 1:04:36Speaker 9: delete those instantly. When we get those again back to
- 1:04:38Speaker 9: how we usually crap on them. But this was I
- 1:04:40Speaker 9: was legitimately impressed when I started hearing this different different stations,
- 1:04:43Speaker 9: like oh, that's perfect, that's that's exactly what people want nowadays,
- 1:04:46Speaker 9: and we just whoever did that, kudos to you, Cheers
- 1:04:49Speaker 9: to you.
- 1:04:49Speaker 7: That was smart and a.
- 1:04:51Speaker 2: Good keep them to make a joke. Yeah, I told you.
- 1:04:54Speaker 4: I preface this by saying.
- 1:04:55Speaker 2: No, I know, but that since one is that matter.
- 1:04:57Speaker 9: I was legitimately impressed, like, oh that's it's two words,
- 1:05:03Speaker 9: super simple, but so appropriate and perfect for this time.
- 1:05:06Speaker 4: So way to go.
- 1:05:06Speaker 7: iHeartRadio advertising geniuses. Wow your jeers ism that I texted
- 1:05:11Speaker 7: you on Thanksgiving said happy Thanksgiving.
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: Well, Medis knows.
- 1:05:15Speaker 7: I thought he was trolling me. No, But then also
- 1:05:18Speaker 7: something really cool happened. They did a six sixty second doctor.
- 1:05:21Speaker 9: Okay, so there's a there's an online thing called sixty
- 1:05:23Speaker 9: second Docks and it's just awesome. They go around, they
- 1:05:25Speaker 9: find interesting people and they produce a what it says,
- 1:05:28Speaker 9: a sixty second documentary about that person. And I guess
- 1:05:30Speaker 9: Menas caught that in one of his social feeds, and
- 1:05:32Speaker 9: I appreciate that menace.
- 1:05:33Speaker 7: Yes, I do.
- 1:05:34Speaker 9: I did have a sixty second doc made about me
- 1:05:37Speaker 9: two and a half years ago, and so so I
- 1:05:39Speaker 9: appreciate that years ago. Yeah, but they reposted. But that's
- 1:05:43Speaker 9: okay because these are sixty seconds you.
- 1:05:44Speaker 2: Can just keep you never heard about that? Yeah?
- 1:05:46Speaker 9: For cartners, Yeah, yeah, of course naturally, not for crapping
- 1:05:49Speaker 9: in the shower.
- 1:05:52Speaker 7: Having bought one. I thought it was new.
- 1:05:56Speaker 9: No, but see that's it's it's great. They do have
- 1:05:59Speaker 9: a really good Cheers to them because they have a
- 1:06:00Speaker 9: really good business model. I guess is it's it's it's
- 1:06:03Speaker 9: not timely, it's very as they call it in the business, longer,
- 1:06:06Speaker 9: evergreen or long tail, meaning it can it can, you
- 1:06:10Speaker 9: can put it up any time, and it's always interesting
- 1:06:11Speaker 9: to a new audience, which in this case was menace.
- 1:06:14Speaker 2: Yeah, so's the well, if you haven't seen it, you
- 1:06:16Speaker 2: haven't heard it, it's new to you.
- 1:06:17Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean if you but if you've heard the
- 1:06:18Speaker 9: Woody Show, it's not new to you because there's all
- 1:06:20Speaker 9: the stuff we talk about.
- 1:06:21Speaker 2: All the time. But uh so I think you menis
- 1:06:23Speaker 2: that's realms to say.
- 1:06:24Speaker 9: So jeers however, to every not just Lane Kiffin, but
- 1:06:28Speaker 9: everybody involved, the fans, that the Old Miss fans LSU
- 1:06:33Speaker 9: fans h Lane Kiffin himself. If you're not familiar over
- 1:06:36Speaker 9: the weekend.
- 1:06:37Speaker 2: He uh, he's not a big deal, like twelve million
- 1:06:39Speaker 2: bucks a year.
- 1:06:39Speaker 9: Right, So, and this was known that he was going
- 1:06:41Speaker 9: to be leaving the Old Miss Rebels and going to
- 1:06:43Speaker 9: the LSU thunder Tigers and uh.
- 1:06:46Speaker 2: And but he did it before the playoffs even start,
- 1:06:49Speaker 2: which is kind of his thing.
- 1:06:50Speaker 9: He he's he's been He dips out of jobs or
- 1:06:52Speaker 9: gets fired from jobs at the last minute, or it
- 1:06:54Speaker 9: gets fired because they know he's going to leave at
- 1:06:56Speaker 9: the last minute. So I don't blame him for taking
- 1:06:58Speaker 9: a great job with a great pay pay check maybe
- 1:07:00Speaker 9: wait a little longer, but I do blame Lane Kiffin
- 1:07:03Speaker 9: for you may have seen there's a clip of where
- 1:07:04Speaker 9: some some kid young you're young college student had a
- 1:07:07Speaker 9: podcast and he was saying about lane Kiff and knowing
- 1:07:10Speaker 9: this was going to happen, said you can't you can't
- 1:07:12Speaker 9: turn a hoe into a housewife. Yeah, this is Lane
- 1:07:15Speaker 9: Kiffin's jobs at the last second, or his players high
- 1:07:19Speaker 9: and dry or whatever. You know, he doesn't do what
- 1:07:21Speaker 9: would have killed you to wait six weeks. You know
- 1:07:23Speaker 9: that sort of thing. He's done this over and over again,
- 1:07:25Speaker 9: and Lane not only knew of this, this young man
- 1:07:29Speaker 9: found him on the field because I guess this guy
- 1:07:31Speaker 9: is a press pass and there's a video of this.
- 1:07:33Speaker 9: He's walked up to the kid. He's got you know,
- 1:07:35Speaker 9: three or four state troomers behind him. You want to
- 1:07:37Speaker 9: come call me a ho? You come do it over here?
- 1:07:39Speaker 9: Immediately runs away from the kid behind three or four cars,
- 1:07:42Speaker 9: big tough. What a pussy the kid? I mean, I'll
- 1:07:45Speaker 9: give him, i'llive him credit. He's probably only twenty two
- 1:07:47Speaker 9: years old. He should said, oh yeah, sorry, Ho, I
- 1:07:49Speaker 9: got some more questions for you. He didn't say that.
- 1:07:51Speaker 4: I know he would have been a god, but he's young.
- 1:07:54Speaker 4: Is you know?
- 1:07:55Speaker 2: Next time?
- 1:07:55Speaker 7: Not quick with a jerk store moment?
- 1:07:57Speaker 2: Yeah? Like, oh sure right where over here? You go there? Yeah,
- 1:08:01Speaker 2: you can't turn Hoe into a housewife?
- 1:08:02Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, perfect analogy by the kid.
- 1:08:05Speaker 2: But then, because what's he gonna do? What's Lane kifing?
- 1:08:07Speaker 2: You just got a twelve million dollars a year offer.
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: Depending what you're gonna say it like, it's gonna be over.
- 1:08:14Speaker 9: You're gonna lose them, but and another more years the
- 1:08:17Speaker 9: pilot Lane Kiffin because his statement after much thought and
- 1:08:20Speaker 9: prayer and talking to.
- 1:08:23Speaker 4: And by the way, yeah, the gears also to.
- 1:08:25Speaker 9: The ole miss fans who who went out to the
- 1:08:29Speaker 9: private airport or wherever he's getting on his plane not piloted
- 1:08:31Speaker 9: by what he I don't believe.
- 1:08:33Speaker 4: And they're they're booing him through that.
- 1:08:34Speaker 2: You're flipping them off through the Hey, losers, it's college football.
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: You do everybody involved is I'm sure over the age
- 1:08:40Speaker 2: of thirty. What about the whole transfer portal and stuff
- 1:08:43Speaker 2: like that on the NIL dills and stuff like that's
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: the players. I'm emphis that the same thing goes for
- 1:08:48Speaker 2: whoever's involved, the coaches, players involved. Why can't they do
- 1:08:53Speaker 2: the same thing? Right?
- 1:08:53Speaker 9: Yeah, Well, the thing is, I think they're gonna start
- 1:08:55Speaker 9: and a lot of people have said that the Lane
- 1:08:56Speaker 9: Kiffins of the world will make it so that the
- 1:08:58Speaker 9: contracts will now have essentially a transfer portal claws in
- 1:09:02Speaker 9: it where you have a certain period of time where
- 1:09:04Speaker 9: you can leave you can't leave us at before the
- 1:09:05Speaker 9: college playoffs or a bowl game or whatever. Because a
- 1:09:08Speaker 9: lot of the NIL dealers have that in there now too,
- 1:09:09Speaker 9: because because the kids who if you're a really good
- 1:09:12Speaker 9: college football player. You're sitting out a meaningless bowl game
- 1:09:14Speaker 9: because you don't want to get hurt. But a lot
- 1:09:16Speaker 9: of those and I contracts have that in there here
- 1:09:18Speaker 9: you need to play X y Z and it's pro
- 1:09:20Speaker 9: rated somehow. So jeers to everyone involved with Lane Kiff.
- 1:09:23Speaker 9: And that was just a mess on all counts.
- 1:09:25Speaker 2: All right, Sammy cheers and jeers my cheers.
- 1:09:29Speaker 10: It's basically just too holiday stuff in general.
- 1:09:32Speaker 2: This is talk about super Bowl.
- 1:09:37Speaker 5: Yeah, did so many things.
- 1:09:39Speaker 2: The whole year revolves around this season.
- 1:09:41Speaker 11: Helt cook Thanksgiving dinner, made pies.
- 1:09:45Speaker 10: Everything was delicious.
- 1:09:46Speaker 2: Yeah, she's practicing her domestic skills now that she's got
- 1:09:49Speaker 2: this boyfriend practicing.
- 1:09:50Speaker 10: I have domestic skills.
- 1:09:54Speaker 2: She's warming up for next year.
- 1:09:58Speaker 4: This time we'll have our.
- 1:10:01Speaker 10: And we went on like a Christmas train and.
- 1:10:05Speaker 2: Had the whole kaboos. Actually it was fun.
- 1:10:07Speaker 11: And they give you a little books to see Christmas
- 1:10:09Speaker 11: carols and they.
- 1:10:10Speaker 2: Give you a little.
- 1:10:12Speaker 4: Oh.
- 1:10:12Speaker 10: I didn't make him. It was with his entire family.
- 1:10:16Speaker 5: They do every year, and.
- 1:10:18Speaker 11: So rented out the whole kaboos and of this Christmas
- 1:10:21Speaker 11: train thing and there's lights and there's Santa comes on
- 1:10:24Speaker 11: board and walks through and says, I, yeah, it was
- 1:10:26Speaker 11: great Santa Santa, and his suit is so nice.
- 1:10:30Speaker 10: I've closed you guys, this very nice.
- 1:10:34Speaker 5: And we cut.
- 1:10:36Speaker 10: Down our own Christmas tree really in the forest. I mean,
- 1:10:38Speaker 10: you got a permit and you know to do the
- 1:10:40Speaker 10: whole thing. But I mean I didn't cut it down.
- 1:10:43Speaker 2: I walked.
- 1:10:45Speaker 10: It was still in elevation, which is hard, by the way.
- 1:10:48Speaker 7: So this is his family's cottage or whatever in the
- 1:10:50Speaker 7: mountains or where.
- 1:10:51Speaker 10: Was this, Yes, that is where it was.
- 1:10:55Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so fun.
- 1:10:56Speaker 11: So him and his brother in law cut down trees
- 1:10:58Speaker 11: for the whole family. We had four or five of them,
- 1:11:01Speaker 11: and it was I had never done that before, and
- 1:11:03Speaker 11: it's harder than you would think to go out do it.
- 1:11:10Speaker 11: They went out to pick one out because you go
- 1:11:13Speaker 11: to a tree lot and most of the trees are
- 1:11:15Speaker 11: decently perfect and you're like, okay, yeah, this one's nice
- 1:11:17Speaker 11: of you go out into the forest.
- 1:11:19Speaker 10: No, they're they are all lop sided. Yeah, they're yanky, they.
- 1:11:23Speaker 11: Are not great, and you're like, I don't know, I
- 1:11:25Speaker 11: guess this one. And then it's a lot of work
- 1:11:27Speaker 11: for a mediocre tree.
- 1:11:29Speaker 10: But it was still fun.
- 1:11:30Speaker 2: It's so old tiny.
- 1:11:37Speaker 11: Because because it's so cold and there's snow out that there's.
- 1:11:40Speaker 2: No one they come back to the cheers the holiday stuff.
- 1:11:52Speaker 10: We had a permit and cheers.
- 1:11:56Speaker 11: It's to the animals because we had a long drive
- 1:11:59Speaker 11: to the house of the mountains and steam. But Lilly's
- 1:12:02Speaker 11: cat was meowing for like two hours straight because it's
- 1:12:05Speaker 11: so windy and animals can't get their footing.
- 1:12:08Speaker 10: Oh yeah, and the dog, and so with my with.
- 1:12:11Speaker 11: My dog, she was whenever we travel, I give her
- 1:12:15Speaker 11: more people food than I ever normally would because she
- 1:12:18Speaker 11: won't eat anything, and I'm like, well, here's some burger, here,
- 1:12:20Speaker 11: some fries.
- 1:12:21Speaker 5: It's typically fine in the car.
- 1:12:23Speaker 10: Last night, yeah, well, then she had diarrhea.
- 1:12:27Speaker 5: She was dry heaving all night.
- 1:12:29Speaker 10: I thought that she was going to vomit, but then
- 1:12:31Speaker 10: she never.
- 1:12:31Speaker 2: Actually, it's a good idea. The only time I give
- 1:12:34Speaker 2: them people food is when we're going to be in
- 1:12:35Speaker 2: the car for long time. That'll make it better. Someone
- 1:12:39Speaker 2: didn't use their brain.
- 1:12:40Speaker 10: Yeah, usually she's usually fine. I've done it before, but
- 1:12:42Speaker 10: dry heaving all night.
- 1:12:43Speaker 11: I felt so bad. But then of course I'm waking
- 1:12:45Speaker 11: up all night in a panic, running to wherever she is,
- 1:12:48Speaker 11: thinking she's gonna vomit and then nothing comes out. But
- 1:12:50Speaker 11: it was not a fun drive back and sleepless night.
- 1:12:54Speaker 6: Here's some milkshake, never eats, very delicate system in some onions,
- 1:13:02Speaker 6: and there's an arbecue.
- 1:13:06Speaker 2: Just like the cats on the Point SETI or whatever exactly.
- 1:13:09Speaker 4: They love those.
- 1:13:10Speaker 2: Yeah, they're really they're really good for cats. Yeah yeah,
- 1:13:13Speaker 2: eight seven seven forty four. What you make him watch
- 1:13:15Speaker 2: any Hallmark movies?
- 1:13:16Speaker 10: Or I didn't make him.
- 1:13:17Speaker 8: He liked watching it, says.
- 1:13:20Speaker 7: That early in the relationship, I loved watching everything.
- 1:13:24Speaker 10: He's either p wefter game, the Christmas and surviving Christmas.
- 1:13:29Speaker 2: Cat's a red flag, there's a there's a There's a
- 1:13:32Speaker 2: friend of mine and I was texting him yesterday because
- 1:13:35Speaker 2: he is a Bills fan, of course a Steelers fan.
- 1:13:38Speaker 2: I knew they were going to get their ass kick
- 1:13:40Speaker 2: going into that.
- 1:13:40Speaker 4: Game, like even enter that conversation.
- 1:13:42Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, and so you know, he goes, what happened
- 1:13:45Speaker 2: to Aaron Rodgers? I'm like, dude, where the hell are
- 1:13:47Speaker 2: you goes? Oh, I I was in the house. I
- 1:13:49Speaker 2: missed part of the second half. What what are you
- 1:13:52Speaker 2: talking about?
- 1:13:52Speaker 21: This?
- 1:13:53Speaker 2: He lives for Bills football. He goes in laws are here,
- 1:13:56Speaker 2: so I have to play nice with the wife. Three
- 1:13:58Speaker 2: days left. I said, you've been married to long to
- 1:14:00Speaker 2: still be playing that game.
- 1:14:01Speaker 7: Isn't that guy like fifty something?
- 1:14:03Speaker 2: Yeah, what's he doing? I've been married forever. Like their
- 1:14:05Speaker 2: kids are out of college. My mom loves it.
- 1:14:07Speaker 4: My dad watches football because he just goes away and
- 1:14:09Speaker 4: doesn't right, Like.
- 1:14:09Speaker 2: You know, the wife is there with her parents. You
- 1:14:13Speaker 2: have to be there for every second of that forever
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: and for a week's long visit. No. No, I can't
- 1:14:18Speaker 2: imagine a world where I would sign up for that,
- 1:14:21Speaker 2: And why would you make that for the three hours
- 1:14:23Speaker 2: I want to go watch the football game to feel
- 1:14:26Speaker 2: the the obligation to hang around m Like, hell, no,
- 1:14:32Speaker 2: that is. But that's I'm saying. Like, at some point
- 1:14:35Speaker 2: he's going to stop sending his representative. Well, you're going
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: to realize that he doesn't really enjoy the Hallmark movies
- 1:14:40Speaker 2: as much as he said he did.
- 1:14:42Speaker 11: No, he doesn't like the Hallmark movies, but he does
- 1:14:44Speaker 11: like Christmas movies.
- 1:14:45Speaker 10: So we watched Christmas movies.
- 1:14:46Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, eight seven seven h up of the text
- 1:14:51Speaker 2: over to two two nine eighty seven menace word of
- 1:14:53Speaker 2: the day. Yeah, we're gonna add another words menaces vocabulary.
- 1:14:58Speaker 22: Maybe men's gonna learn a new word, you guys, we'll try, Yeah,
- 1:15:08Speaker 22: menace word of the days.
- 1:15:10Speaker 7: I don't know if I've learned any new ones lately.
- 1:15:13Speaker 2: I'm trying to think, what's your favorite word right now? Yeah?
- 1:15:17Speaker 7: Still that's just for legal purposes. Uh yeah, late is
- 1:15:24Speaker 7: coming back ironically.
- 1:15:26Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but oh I saw something menace true or
- 1:15:29Speaker 2: false that the they say the sneaker game is dead.
- 1:15:32Speaker 7: Yeah, it's pretty dead right now.
- 1:15:34Speaker 2: Like you know how people are going crazy for shoes forever.
- 1:15:37Speaker 2: Uh huh, and they're markets dead.
- 1:15:40Speaker 7: They're down bad. Well, Nike is like not doing good people.
- 1:15:44Speaker 7: Nike's not hot right now.
- 1:15:46Speaker 15: Yeah.
- 1:15:46Speaker 7: And then so all the resellers are just they have
- 1:15:49Speaker 7: this oversource and they're not able to sell anything.
- 1:15:51Speaker 11: Oh yeah, I heard the Air Force ones are the
- 1:15:53Speaker 11: new dad shoes.
- 1:15:54Speaker 4: That's been that way.
- 1:15:55Speaker 23: Yeah.
- 1:15:56Speaker 7: Well Nike in general has become like the new dad shoe.
- 1:15:59Speaker 2: Yeah. So I'm always so behind on all that stuff.
- 1:16:03Speaker 2: So I was wearing those like little like not no
- 1:16:08Speaker 2: show socks, but like quarter socks, and then those are
- 1:16:10Speaker 2: dad socks. Oh okay, all right or whatever. And then
- 1:16:13Speaker 2: Now it's like, all of a sudden, I see people like,
- 1:16:15Speaker 2: oh no, there are those are hot again. I'm like, oh, okay, yeah,
- 1:16:18Speaker 2: so now that I'm not wearing them, not, you know, it's.
- 1:16:22Speaker 4: There.
- 1:16:23Speaker 2: Yeah. And then and then I remember back God, it
- 1:16:27Speaker 2: was like maybe two thousand and five, two thousand and six,
- 1:16:29Speaker 2: I found this like great pair of New Balance that
- 1:16:32Speaker 2: I love. Those are dad shoes, and then I got ripped.
- 1:16:37Speaker 2: Yeahn't care, but again like I'm not I'm not buying
- 1:16:40Speaker 2: them because yeah, I just found them, like, oh these
- 1:16:42Speaker 2: are cool. I like these Where I'm it seems like
- 1:16:45Speaker 2: anything I buy immediately becomes oh, that's that's dad socks,
- 1:16:48Speaker 2: that's dad shoes. Yeah right, yeah, so I'm the poison
- 1:16:52Speaker 2: I believe too to this stuff. Now New Balance are
- 1:16:54Speaker 2: super hot again. My kids are asking for New Balance. Yeah,
- 1:16:59Speaker 2: I've been buying these Nike shoes. Now Nikes are out,
- 1:17:02Speaker 2: I mean they are still buying Nikes, Like I love these.
- 1:17:06Speaker 2: I love these Nikes, like these ones I got I
- 1:17:08Speaker 2: bought like three different colors. Yeah, they're called Cities. Oh
- 1:17:12Speaker 2: they got like a gor Tech trek on the bottom
- 1:17:15Speaker 2: kind of yeah. But they're they're super they're they're super comfortable.
- 1:17:19Speaker 7: For any terrain.
- 1:17:20Speaker 2: You're gonna have to throw them all away now, I'm
- 1:17:22Speaker 2: gonna have to get rid of them.
- 1:17:24Speaker 7: Yeah, but the resale game is not doing well, so.
- 1:17:27Speaker 2: Isn't that Yeah, people aren't paying like these crazy prices
- 1:17:30Speaker 2: for Remember how people are going nuts for yeasies, Greg
- 1:17:33Speaker 2: and some of these Jordan's for like including somebody.
- 1:17:38Speaker 7: As crazy as he is and horrible person he is, Kanye,
- 1:17:43Speaker 7: he made a pretty comfortable shoe.
- 1:17:47Speaker 4: Look like foot cast.
- 1:17:48Speaker 7: It was like it was like the most comfortable shoe
- 1:17:52Speaker 7: ever I looked.
- 1:17:53Speaker 9: I looked down on easy wears now for a different
- 1:17:54Speaker 9: reason than I used to. Like I look at him
- 1:17:56Speaker 9: now it's like, oh, you can't afford the new things. Okay,
- 1:17:59Speaker 9: you're following the trends, you're an idiot, but now, oh
- 1:18:01Speaker 9: you poor oled.
- 1:18:01Speaker 7: So that's why they're not But the yeah easies, I
- 1:18:05Speaker 7: gave them all away.
- 1:18:06Speaker 4: So I don't have good man.
- 1:18:07Speaker 2: So is it just like the stock x the resale
- 1:18:10Speaker 2: market down that that's what's dead, or like people just
- 1:18:14Speaker 2: don't have any interest in like sneakers anymore.
- 1:18:16Speaker 7: Well, what I was about to say is the exclusivity
- 1:18:19Speaker 7: of having the shoe is gone because they just started
- 1:18:23Speaker 7: reissuing them and then so it wasn't like hard to
- 1:18:27Speaker 7: get anymore, Like you would pay six hundred and fifty
- 1:18:31Speaker 7: dollars for a shoe that you think that you couldn't
- 1:18:33Speaker 7: get anymore, and then a year and a half later
- 1:18:35Speaker 7: Nike reissues.
- 1:18:36Speaker 2: So kind of smart by Nike them because what they
- 1:18:39Speaker 2: don't they're not interested in the resale market. What do
- 1:18:42Speaker 2: they care about the resale market? They don't want because
- 1:18:44Speaker 2: they don't get that money, right, So if they can
- 1:18:47Speaker 2: dilute it by taking a reissuing a shoe that people
- 1:18:50Speaker 2: are paying exactly seven hundred bucks for, Yeah, and just
- 1:18:53Speaker 2: and that kills it.
- 1:18:54Speaker 9: It's almost as if the demand was artificial the entire time. Yeah,
- 1:18:58Speaker 9: as all, as if none of this fell.
- 1:18:59Speaker 7: I mean, of course, I mean it's Nike. They'll be
- 1:19:01Speaker 7: down for a while, but they'll come back with.
- 1:19:05Speaker 9: Is it because everyone's buying La Boo Boo's now menas?
- 1:19:07Speaker 2: No? No, no, Yeah.
- 1:19:09Speaker 7: I mean we'll see where Steph Curry goes too, because
- 1:19:12Speaker 7: he's not under under armour anymore, so we'll see if
- 1:19:15Speaker 7: he if he's signed and.
- 1:19:16Speaker 2: I saw the commercial man, he doesn't, he doesn't change.
- 1:19:20Speaker 2: You gotta see that commercial runs during football like crazy.
- 1:19:23Speaker 2: It's for a cell phone. I don't even know it's.
- 1:19:27Speaker 24: Team.
- 1:19:28Speaker 2: I've had the same coach. I've never switched my number.
- 1:19:32Speaker 7: So it takes a lot for me to switch switch
- 1:19:34Speaker 7: his shoes.
- 1:19:35Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, so menace, word of the day. We
- 1:19:37Speaker 2: have that word of the day calendar. We give a
- 1:19:39Speaker 2: menace a page calendar. She's got today's word's got the
- 1:19:43Speaker 2: renunciation guy out there forum's got the definition and it's
- 1:19:46Speaker 2: being used in the sentence. Menace will try to give
- 1:19:48Speaker 2: us his best shot at the pronunciation of the word,
- 1:19:51Speaker 2: and then we'll move on so we could tell us
- 1:19:53Speaker 2: what it is, what it means, and how to use it.
- 1:19:57Speaker 2: Menace want today's word of the day.
- 1:20:00Speaker 7: Uh, preparatory Not.
- 1:20:04Speaker 2: For those listening, I'll spell it for you. P E
- 1:20:07Speaker 2: R p e r E M p t O r y.
- 1:20:11Speaker 7: That was because he said a real word almost pretty much.
- 1:20:15Speaker 2: What did she say?
- 1:20:15Speaker 7: It was preparatory, prematory, Oh okay.
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: Pre preremitory, pregrematory, No preaparatory.
- 1:20:33Speaker 2: Well you keep saying pre but the first three letters
- 1:20:35Speaker 2: are per p e r instead of pre.
- 1:20:38Speaker 6: But you keep saying reparatory and then you're missing a
- 1:20:42Speaker 6: letter there, you almost had.
- 1:20:43Speaker 7: It, uh uh, pre ematory.
- 1:20:49Speaker 2: Back to about what he said, Yeah, you keep saying
- 1:20:52Speaker 2: pre in the first three letters are p E R,
- 1:20:55Speaker 2: which per.
- 1:20:57Speaker 7: Emparatory, pemponatory lost.
- 1:21:01Speaker 2: I think it's as close as he's gonna get, because
- 1:21:04Speaker 2: you heard because that that last attempt right there would
- 1:21:07Speaker 2: be him sounding sounding it out.
- 1:21:10Speaker 7: Have I heard this word before?
- 1:21:11Speaker 2: I don't think. I doubt it's been.
- 1:21:14Speaker 9: It's been broadcast around you, but like many things, it's
- 1:21:17Speaker 9: it's not retained.
- 1:21:19Speaker 2: I don't think so.
- 1:21:19Speaker 7: All right, anybody want to share with.
- 1:21:22Speaker 2: This Gregry word if it was, Oh yeah, Greg, peremptory, what.
- 1:21:28Speaker 5: One more time?
- 1:21:29Speaker 2: Peremptory, peremptory, peremptremptory.
- 1:21:34Speaker 7: Never heard of that one peremptory.
- 1:21:37Speaker 2: I've heard it. I couldn't tell you, honestly, couldn't tell
- 1:21:39Speaker 2: you what it means. Peremp I've heard the word, couldn't
- 1:21:42Speaker 2: tell you, perhaps to use it in a sentence. I'm
- 1:21:44Speaker 2: looking to learn.
- 1:21:45Speaker 7: We're going to listen from all right, In a sense,
- 1:21:48Speaker 7: having the expectation we get through the definition first, Oh,
- 1:21:52Speaker 7: definition sorry is the definition sorry, having the expectation of
- 1:21:57Speaker 7: the immediate and complete absence, or to be obeyed with
- 1:22:05Speaker 7: without explanation.
- 1:22:06Speaker 2: So the word just use.
- 1:22:07Speaker 25: You said absence, and it's spelled obedience, okay, obedience or
- 1:22:12Speaker 25: to be obs uh obeyed within explanation, all right, without
- 1:22:19Speaker 25: expect a little.
- 1:22:20Speaker 2: I read it's fine. Yeah.
- 1:22:22Speaker 7: Categorized by often uh impetus of or arrogant self abstinence,
- 1:22:34Speaker 7: god self assurance.
- 1:22:37Speaker 2: Okay, there we go, all right, So characterized by often.
- 1:22:41Speaker 7: What characterized by often imperious import importance I don't know,
- 1:22:48Speaker 7: or arrogant and self assurance.
- 1:22:52Speaker 2: You keep saying absence assurance, self assurance, all right, okay,
- 1:22:58Speaker 2: Definition number three three.
- 1:23:02Speaker 7: Three okay, inactive of attitude or nature haunted.
- 1:23:08Speaker 2: Yative, not in active, it's indicative, indicative. How you add
- 1:23:15Speaker 2: so many letters that aren't there?
- 1:23:18Speaker 7: Of nature and hantity hauntityty virus.
- 1:23:24Speaker 2: There's there's no du got it?
- 1:23:30Speaker 13: Do?
- 1:23:30Speaker 19: Yeah?
- 1:23:31Speaker 7: Yeah, haftyty that's closer. You got it?
- 1:23:36Speaker 2: All right? Nailed it. It's like naughty but with an age.
- 1:23:38Speaker 7: Yeah yeah. Say the word again, no, no, no, the
- 1:23:42Speaker 7: word peremptory, peremptory okay, all right, use it a sentence.
- 1:23:47Speaker 2: Still, don't even understand what it means?
- 1:23:49Speaker 7: Okay. The average citizens surveys the bathroom for an absolute
- 1:23:55Speaker 7: destination to vomit fifteen drinks, and choose to choose the
- 1:24:01Speaker 7: toilet as the expremarily extreminary replance replicants of menaces on
- 1:24:14Speaker 7: or on orthodox stomach, through issues primarily orders to.
- 1:24:23Speaker 2: Okay, I got it, all right, you go, Greg, why
- 1:24:26Speaker 2: don't you give it one more shot? You almost had it,
- 1:24:30Speaker 2: almost give menace? Give it one more shot, and then Greg,
- 1:24:35Speaker 2: you follow up with how it actually?
- 1:24:36Speaker 7: The average citizen surveys the bathroom for an amptitude destination
- 1:24:42Speaker 7: to to vomit uh to fifteen drinks, and choose the
- 1:24:46Speaker 7: toilet as the x explaminary repplements menace unorthodox stomach, though
- 1:24:56Speaker 7: issues permanent orders to amend the sink more than permanent
- 1:25:01Speaker 7: orders to amend the saint.
- 1:25:03Speaker 4: I feel like I'm having a stroke just by hearing it.
- 1:25:06Speaker 2: Okay, it's fascinating. Great. There is a word in this
- 1:25:09Speaker 2: sentence I've not heard before.
- 1:25:12Speaker 7: All right, is it apos apostaate?
- 1:25:15Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know.
- 1:25:18Speaker 6: The average citizen surveys the bathroom for an opposit destination
- 1:25:22Speaker 6: to vomit up.
- 1:25:23Speaker 2: Oh, opposite. That's the word I've never heard before.
- 1:25:25Speaker 15: Wow.
- 1:25:26Speaker 7: Great.
- 1:25:26Speaker 6: The average citizen surveys the bathroom for an opposite destination
- 1:25:32Speaker 6: to vomit up fifteen drinks, and chooses the toilet as
- 1:25:35Speaker 6: the exemplary receptacle. Menace is unorthodox. Stomach, though issues peremptory
- 1:25:40Speaker 6: orders to aim for the sink.
- 1:25:42Speaker 9: Got it okay, meaning like immediately right now, let's do this.
- 1:25:46Speaker 9: This is the final let's go, go go.
- 1:25:47Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's a that's I was transcribed from a
- 1:25:50Speaker 2: conversation from National Public Radio, April of twenty twenty four.
- 1:25:53Speaker 5: That makes sense.
- 1:25:54Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's heard it before, where it was, where
- 1:25:56Speaker 2: it was discussed.
- 1:25:57Speaker 4: Wow.
- 1:25:58Speaker 2: Great, So you with peremptory, me with opposite were total equals.
- 1:26:02Speaker 2: Men's word of the day, ladies and gentlemen. Dumb ass.
- 1:26:04Speaker 2: All right now, something tells me this will not be absorbed.
- 1:26:11Speaker 2: Somebody tells me this word fell in a very uh
- 1:26:14Speaker 2: non poor surface and it's just gonna rinse right down
- 1:26:17Speaker 2: into the wash. All right. More when it shows next,
- 1:26:22Speaker 2: timetologisogy and it's seasonology Woody show, the show Manus. You know,
- 1:26:36Speaker 2: never got your cheers and jeers.
- 1:26:38Speaker 7: Oh well my cheers for sure. Was going to f
- 1:26:42Speaker 7: one Las Vegas.
- 1:26:43Speaker 2: You know I got that.
- 1:26:45Speaker 7: I got that special like VIP pass from our friends at.
- 1:26:50Speaker 2: The birthday month.
- 1:26:50Speaker 7: Yeah, for the birthday month. Yeah, at the Peterson Automotive Museum. Yeah,
- 1:26:55Speaker 7: but dude, it ruled and it was just like it
- 1:26:58Speaker 7: was like four levels of just like VIP stuff.
- 1:27:01Speaker 2: Uh.
- 1:27:02Speaker 7: Mark Wahlberg was there, Orlando Bloom was there, Gordon Ramsey,
- 1:27:06Speaker 7: jay Z, Beyonce. The racing was incredible. Max for Sappin
- 1:27:10Speaker 7: of the Red Bull team just like killed it off
- 1:27:13Speaker 7: the like the first turn and just won. And he's
- 1:27:16Speaker 7: had like this huge comeback season. He's been like the
- 1:27:18Speaker 7: reigning champion for the past like four seasons, but he
- 1:27:22Speaker 7: was down bad, like one hundred points in the middle
- 1:27:24Speaker 7: of this season. Everyone's like, oh, it's a rap for him.
- 1:27:26Speaker 7: But he's been like climbing back like crazy. So and
- 1:27:30Speaker 7: this past race that just happened in Qatar, cutter however
- 1:27:34Speaker 7: you'd like to say it, he just won again and
- 1:27:37Speaker 7: now so like this very last race is just gonna
- 1:27:40Speaker 7: be like Gangbusters for the for the f one you
- 1:27:43Speaker 7: can tell. Yeah, I saw Beyonce. Also, the food stations
- 1:27:50Speaker 7: by the way NonStop.
- 1:27:55Speaker 2: Geez.
- 1:27:56Speaker 7: But yeah, the food was incredible, The act was incredible.
- 1:27:59Speaker 7: I got to talk to Max for sap In, uh
- 1:28:02Speaker 7: Yuki and uh Sonoda and like, yeah, it was just
- 1:28:06Speaker 7: cool just be around all the drivers in like all
- 1:28:08Speaker 7: their garages and stuff.
- 1:28:10Speaker 2: Like you said, you're like a driver groupie.
- 1:28:12Speaker 7: Now, Uh yeah, maybe I don't know. I was like,
- 1:28:15Speaker 7: at least I know who who the drivers are when
- 1:28:18Speaker 7: I see them.
- 1:28:19Speaker 2: Yeah, so you get like overly excited. I got the
- 1:28:21Speaker 2: jump because remember when I met what's his name from
- 1:28:24Speaker 2: Prince's Bride carry Always Carry Face, I freaked him out
- 1:28:28Speaker 2: because I was so excited, Like, oh my god. Prince
- 1:28:30Speaker 2: is probably one of my favorite movies, The Man in Black,
- 1:28:32Speaker 2: and he's like he turned off by the.
- 1:28:34Speaker 7: Yeah, it reminds me like it reminds me of like
- 1:28:40Speaker 7: early two thousands Coachella, where there would be the VIP
- 1:28:42Speaker 7: space and like all the like the celebrities and like
- 1:28:45Speaker 7: the common folks would be together before Coachella built like
- 1:28:49Speaker 7: some back stage area where that's where all the celebrities.
- 1:28:52Speaker 4: Did they did they say, Hey, you're gonna make it,
- 1:28:53Speaker 4: little buddy, we believe in you.
- 1:28:54Speaker 7: Yeah I know, but now it's just like, yeah, all
- 1:28:56Speaker 7: the drivers and all the celebrities and like all the
- 1:28:58Speaker 7: fans are just all together in like one space and
- 1:29:01Speaker 7: it's really cool and used to interact with everybody. Jeers
- 1:29:04Speaker 7: my jeers is I try to take advantage of some
- 1:29:08Speaker 7: Black Friday sales and clothing wise, and I want I
- 1:29:11Speaker 7: really wanted to buy a pair of shoes and they
- 1:29:13Speaker 7: just didn't have my size because I didn't go on
- 1:29:16Speaker 7: actual Black Friday because it was just like insane, like
- 1:29:20Speaker 7: people say that Black Friday is over, I don't know
- 1:29:23Speaker 7: in like certain areas like like.
- 1:29:26Speaker 2: Multi anybody talking about it. Nobody.
- 1:29:28Speaker 7: I drove by this outlet mall and the line, the
- 1:29:32Speaker 7: parking line just to get in was easily two miles long.
- 1:29:37Speaker 2: You gotta go to the right place.
- 1:29:38Speaker 9: Yeah, you got to like a random best bite doesn't
- 1:29:39Speaker 9: have the people you know killing each other anymore, but you.
- 1:29:42Speaker 7: But it starts to come back a little bit because
- 1:29:44Speaker 7: then there was like these target gift back giveaways for
- 1:29:47Speaker 7: the first couple of people in there that honestly didn't
- 1:29:50Speaker 7: go over very well because it was full of garbage.
- 1:29:52Speaker 7: But do you know who did kill it was Low's.
- 1:29:56Speaker 7: Low's had this like first fifty people that lined up,
- 1:29:58Speaker 7: they had these buckets and in one of the buckets, yes,
- 1:30:02Speaker 7: somebody one two grand.
- 1:30:03Speaker 2: So that was oh yeah that Yeah. So then I
- 1:30:08Speaker 2: saw another video because there was a lot of these
- 1:30:09Speaker 2: two where people are calling out the places that have
- 1:30:11Speaker 2: the fake Black Friday or the holiday day all everybody. Yeah,
- 1:30:15Speaker 2: and so it's like, oh, here we are at home
- 1:30:16Speaker 2: depots where they were yeah, yeah, their home depot. He's like,
- 1:30:18Speaker 2: oh look Black Friday special one five, and he lifted
- 1:30:22Speaker 2: up the sign underneath it's the same price.
- 1:30:24Speaker 4: Yeah, they'll just inflate it for a few days and
- 1:30:27Speaker 4: bring it back.
- 1:30:27Speaker 26: Yeah.
- 1:30:28Speaker 2: There was one from Target where they had these Christmas
- 1:30:30Speaker 2: trees on sales like normally one forty five now one
- 1:30:34Speaker 2: twenty three ninety nine, and he there's like a little
- 1:30:37Speaker 2: piece of white tape that's printed on the box that
- 1:30:39Speaker 2: they would like peel those off, and it's said one
- 1:30:41Speaker 2: hundred and twenty dollars. So the price printed on the
- 1:30:44Speaker 2: box off was even lower than their quote special price. Yeah,
- 1:30:49Speaker 2: a phony.
- 1:30:50Speaker 7: You definitely have to keep an eye on it. I
- 1:30:52Speaker 7: am probably gonna pull the trigger today on that Ninja
- 1:30:55Speaker 7: Crispy though it's down Ninja Crisp at Costco down to
- 1:31:00Speaker 7: like one twenty watches on. Yeah, that was like the cheapest.
- 1:31:05Speaker 2: This is like a clear air for yeah, oh yeah,
- 1:31:08Speaker 2: with a clear lid.
- 1:31:08Speaker 4: Hey, my mom has it. She loves it.
- 1:31:10Speaker 2: Yeah, cheers and jeers Gina Grad.
- 1:31:12Speaker 4: Well, big cheers to just the notion of taking a
- 1:31:17Speaker 4: trip with another family. That's nothing I'd ever done before
- 1:31:21Speaker 4: in my life. And I don't know if you know this,
- 1:31:23Speaker 4: but my husband and my kid and I may or
- 1:31:26Speaker 4: may not have stowed away on Woody's family vacation and
- 1:31:29Speaker 4: it rolled.
- 1:31:30Speaker 2: Yeah, we had. We had this cruise booked for over
- 1:31:33Speaker 2: a year and originally it was supposed to be my
- 1:31:35Speaker 2: in laws that were going with us, So I booked
- 1:31:38Speaker 2: them like a room and then we had our room right,
- 1:31:42Speaker 2: and then the last minute they pulled. They paid out
- 1:31:45Speaker 2: of the whole thing, thank you. So I'll pulled out.
- 1:31:48Speaker 2: And then checked with my dad and stepmom. They couldn't go.
- 1:31:51Speaker 2: They're out of vacation days. Checked with my mom and
- 1:31:53Speaker 2: my stepdad, medical stuff going on. Can't make it. But
- 1:31:55Speaker 2: like so we call Royal Caribbean. We were four days
- 1:31:59Speaker 2: past to cut off to where we could have gotten
- 1:32:01Speaker 2: a full credit toward our next cruise, which is also
- 1:32:04Speaker 2: already booked.
- 1:32:04Speaker 9: It's easy to cancel when he didn't pay for I
- 1:32:06Speaker 9: guess what's that? So it's easy to cancel and he
- 1:32:08Speaker 9: didn't pay.
- 1:32:08Speaker 2: For Yeah, they don't care. Yeah, they don't care. Yeah,
- 1:32:10Speaker 2: so anyway I would have been out like this crazy
- 1:32:12Speaker 2: amount of money that I was just given to Royal Caribbean.
- 1:32:17Speaker 2: Hell no, I'm not doing that. Like, so we decided like, oh,
- 1:32:20Speaker 2: we'll bring somebody, but you know, we're traveling with the kids.
- 1:32:23Speaker 2: We have a lot of like party friends were like, man,
- 1:32:27Speaker 2: not necessarily appropriate with with the kids. And so you
- 1:32:30Speaker 2: know Gina and her husband and her step son. My
- 1:32:33Speaker 2: wife said, well what about them? I like that'd be fun,
- 1:32:35Speaker 2: and so they.
- 1:32:38Speaker 4: Accepted Benitat're like, yes, let me check my personal stuff.
- 1:32:44Speaker 4: So but I've never done so you know when they say,
- 1:32:46Speaker 4: like why take kids anywhere because they're just being ungrateful
- 1:32:49Speaker 4: in a new city, it is so amazing when you
- 1:32:53Speaker 4: take a kid somewhere and there's other kids to play with.
- 1:32:56Speaker 4: My husband and I were on our own. Yeah, we chilled,
- 1:33:00Speaker 4: Me and Jen hanging out just having a ball. Where
- 1:33:03Speaker 4: are the kids? No, No, don't care. Do you know
- 1:33:05Speaker 4: when to be back? What get my problem? It was
- 1:33:08Speaker 4: a game changing, eye opening experience.
- 1:33:11Speaker 2: I think it was good for your husband too. Oh yeah,
- 1:33:14Speaker 2: because your husband is kind of a helicopter file he is,
- 1:33:17Speaker 2: and this was like a big thing for him to
- 1:33:19Speaker 2: like not chill, like be over top of your steps
- 1:33:22Speaker 2: on every ten seconds.
- 1:33:23Speaker 4: Well you saw it on the first day, Oh yeah,
- 1:33:25Speaker 4: And he was like, I don't know about this, and
- 1:33:27Speaker 4: I think he got tear pressured into allowing.
- 1:33:29Speaker 2: You then and then he saw how great it was.
- 1:33:31Speaker 4: The best jeers to Okay, I put on a little
- 1:33:36Speaker 4: weight over the last week, and I could, I mean
- 1:33:39Speaker 4: nothing fit. I mean this, the food never stopped. You
- 1:33:42Speaker 4: could order twenty four hours a day. We ate twenty
- 1:33:44Speaker 4: four hours a day. And I just googled just to
- 1:33:46Speaker 4: see where I kind of fell in the spectrum of
- 1:33:49Speaker 4: what you can gain. I asked, what is the maximum
- 1:33:52Speaker 4: amount you can gain in a week? Google said four
- 1:33:56Speaker 4: pounds four pounds? I eat that. I beat that by
- 1:34:01Speaker 4: three and a half pounds.
- 1:34:04Speaker 2: That is that actual weight or is that like a
- 1:34:06Speaker 2: combination of like uh water water weights call it.
- 1:34:09Speaker 4: I drained the tank at Sea World done because you.
- 1:34:11Speaker 7: Can easily do ten.
- 1:34:14Speaker 2: Ten pounds ten real pounds. I don't think that's possible.
- 1:34:20Speaker 9: Two pounds eight because technically a pound is what thirty
- 1:34:23Speaker 9: six hundred calories, you'd be eating an excess of thirty
- 1:34:26Speaker 9: six It did.
- 1:34:28Speaker 2: Did that's for one pounds, no problem, by ten and we.
- 1:34:32Speaker 4: Walked a lot, but it was no match for the food.
- 1:34:35Speaker 4: So yeah, I pretty much doubled what Google said is possible.
- 1:34:40Speaker 4: Thank you very much. Good about that. But it was
- 1:34:42Speaker 4: worth it. Every second of it was worth it.
- 1:34:44Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fun. We started traveling when we go to
- 1:34:47Speaker 2: Mexico with a couple of groups of friends and that's fantastic.
- 1:34:51Speaker 2: Yeah that's no kids though, that's no even more fantastical.
- 1:34:55Speaker 2: Crect great. The cruise is great, Like the cruising thing
- 1:34:57Speaker 2: is great with kids because they have all this independent
- 1:35:00Speaker 2: and he can just go off on their own.
- 1:35:02Speaker 4: And you know, it was the game changer.
- 1:35:04Speaker 2: And your step son's ten. My kids are sixteen and thirteen.
- 1:35:07Speaker 4: So it's a perfect perfect that the seea bye, take
- 1:35:11Speaker 4: care right, seeing.
- 1:35:12Speaker 2: Dinner, maybe see what life is like that it's awesome.
- 1:35:16Speaker 2: Height seven seven forty four. Woodie hit us up of
- 1:35:18Speaker 2: the text over to two two nine eight seven.
- 1:35:21Speaker 18: He puts the G in Garcia, so call sports within
- 1:35:27Speaker 18: Jeff Garcia.
- 1:35:30Speaker 2: Hey, happy money to you, Jeff G.
- 1:35:31Speaker 23: Good morning and happy Monday, everybody. Let's start with the
- 1:35:34Speaker 23: NFL Chargers got to win yesterday versus the Raiders thirty
- 1:35:37Speaker 23: one to fourteen.
- 1:35:38Speaker 7: Here's ye Tel on third down and he turns it
- 1:35:40Speaker 7: up field for a person out. Still going come on,
- 1:35:43Speaker 7: but tell till the SidD Hey.
- 1:35:46Speaker 2: How's a touchdown?
- 1:35:48Speaker 23: Bad news though for the Chargers. Justin Herbert has a
- 1:35:50Speaker 23: break in his non throwing hand. He's gonna have to
- 1:35:52Speaker 23: have surgery today. He shouldn't miss any time according to
- 1:35:55Speaker 23: Jim Harbaugh. But I have an idea, Justin Herbert, this
- 1:35:59Speaker 23: is the perfect opportunity to have Madison Beard dress up
- 1:36:02Speaker 23: in the nurse's uniform. Take advantage man hard just by
- 1:36:05Speaker 23: the Philadelphia Eagles next Monday Night. Moved on to the Rams.
- 1:36:08Speaker 23: They lost to the Panthers yesterday. Matthew Stafford had three turnovers.
- 1:36:12Speaker 23: Here's Rams coach Sean McVay.
- 1:36:14Speaker 2: Give the Panthers credit.
- 1:36:15Speaker 23: They did enough and then they made the place to
- 1:36:17Speaker 23: be able to win the football game.
- 1:36:18Speaker 26: This is a disappointing day, but we're not gonna stay
- 1:36:21Speaker 26: in this moment for long.
- 1:36:22Speaker 23: Good news for the Rams.
- 1:36:23Speaker 2: They're playing the Cardinals next week.
- 1:36:25Speaker 23: NBA Lakers Big the Pelicans last night won thirty three
- 1:36:28Speaker 23: one twenty one, Luca had thirty four, Austin Reeves thirty three,
- 1:36:31Speaker 23: and shout out to DeAndre eight and twenty two points
- 1:36:34Speaker 23: and four blocks.
- 1:36:35Speaker 7: No Lebron James last night.
- 1:36:37Speaker 23: Lakers are home again tonight versus the Suns, Clippers, and Heat.
- 1:36:40Speaker 23: Also this afternoon from Miami at four thirty, College football
- 1:36:44Speaker 23: usc beat UCLA twenty nine to ten, hockey Ducks and
- 1:36:47Speaker 23: Blues today at five, and finally this morning. It doesn't
- 1:36:50Speaker 23: get much better than a man calling another man a hoe,
- 1:36:52Speaker 23: and that's exactly what happened. In a postgame interview. This
- 1:36:55Speaker 23: is the Browns Shelby Harris talking about the forty nine
- 1:36:58Speaker 23: ers Jawan Jennings and.
- 1:37:00Speaker 19: I want that known, Like I'll see why you got
- 1:37:02Speaker 19: punched in the nuts. He says some things that you
- 1:37:05Speaker 19: should not say to another man ever, But like I
- 1:37:07Speaker 19: don't respect because you say that I didn't run behind
- 1:37:09Speaker 19: your old line. That's some real soft I see exactly
- 1:37:12Speaker 19: why they punched you in Nuts'm surprised nobody punched them
- 1:37:14Speaker 19: in the jaw.
- 1:37:14Speaker 23: That's on the male Rustmore FoST game interviews. Man, I'm
- 1:37:17Speaker 23: Jeff G and that's so can sports.
- 1:37:18Speaker 2: Jeff the Woody show. You know, Uh, you had that
- 1:37:27Speaker 2: thing on Sunday where you kind of take a look
- 1:37:29Speaker 2: at the week ahead. Yeah, like, all right, that's what's
- 1:37:31Speaker 2: going on this week, just going on. I get that
- 1:37:34Speaker 2: going on. It's I pulled up the calendar on my phone.
- 1:37:39Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, I got the Oh my god, I
- 1:37:41Speaker 2: totally forgot, totally forgot. And I've been doing this for
- 1:37:45Speaker 2: the last couple of weeks where it's like I get
- 1:37:47Speaker 2: reminded and then you completely forget again. Friday is when
- 1:37:50Speaker 2: Menace and I are leaving for Dubai. I keep forgetting
- 1:37:53Speaker 2: you just forgot. Yeah, I haven't forgotten for one second.
- 1:37:56Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's this week coming up. To be honest.
- 1:38:01Speaker 2: Weekend trip to Dubai happens Friday. We're leaving Friday, We'll
- 1:38:04Speaker 2: be back on Sunday. Same.
- 1:38:06Speaker 7: I keep forgetting, Like, oh yeah, yeah, I go to
- 1:38:09Speaker 7: Bye on Friday for a couple of hours.
- 1:38:14Speaker 2: Right, I forget exactly how long we're on the ground,
- 1:38:16Speaker 2: eight eight hours, nine hours something like that.
- 1:38:18Speaker 7: I mean we land at seven thirty, and I think
- 1:38:22Speaker 7: our flight that five morning is at eight thirty.
- 1:38:25Speaker 9: Okay, so you got good after after customs maybe ten hours?
- 1:38:30Speaker 2: Yeah, plus customs up early that would insinuate that you're leaving.
- 1:38:34Speaker 4: That's hilarious.
- 1:38:35Speaker 9: I think they still make you go at least through customers.
- 1:38:38Speaker 9: Technically you're entering their country.
- 1:38:40Speaker 7: I was talking to something last night and.
- 1:38:42Speaker 2: How many how many hours are you here for? Sir?
- 1:38:45Speaker 2: I'm going right to the Emirates last for fun. You
- 1:38:48Speaker 2: might get pulled aside. Would he be mad with you? Actually?
- 1:38:50Speaker 9: Because I went to the Khamas one time for like
- 1:38:52Speaker 9: two days and they had me in the private room.
- 1:38:55Speaker 9: Why why were you a souse? I was by myself.
- 1:38:57Speaker 9: Why are you a solo traveler here for that short
- 1:38:59Speaker 9: of a time?
- 1:38:59Speaker 7: Do you have?
- 1:39:00Speaker 4: They searched all my stuff?
- 1:39:02Speaker 7: You do fit the uh description you we're here for?
- 1:39:06Speaker 2: We're here. We're going from America to Dubai for twelve hours.
- 1:39:09Speaker 7: American idiot.
- 1:39:10Speaker 2: There is a video on our Instagram? Is there not
- 1:39:13Speaker 2: about the the weekend trip? Then we have something on there.
- 1:39:17Speaker 2: I'll be like dude's radio show here, Boom, this is
- 1:39:19Speaker 2: why we're here. Boom see this. Oh yeah, that's sure,
- 1:39:21Speaker 2: and that'll be it like radio show right this way?
- 1:39:24Speaker 2: Story it makes it makes the explanation very simple. We
- 1:39:29Speaker 2: thought it'd be crazy to do this trip, a sixteen
- 1:39:31Speaker 2: hour flight there and back in one weekend, and so
- 1:39:34Speaker 2: that's what we're here. They probably do deal with a
- 1:39:36Speaker 2: lot of do shut and I'm not interested in your country,
- 1:39:38Speaker 2: which is why you're not leaving the airport. Would you
- 1:39:41Speaker 2: let me take a tour of our archaeological Nope? Nope. Sure.
- 1:39:43Speaker 2: Do you have a panda express here experience our culture? Nope?
- 1:39:47Speaker 2: Perhaps a to borrow.
- 1:39:48Speaker 7: So I did find out some information because I was
- 1:39:51Speaker 7: at a dinner last night and this guy who was
- 1:39:55Speaker 7: there happened to do like international like tax law stuff,
- 1:39:59Speaker 7: and he said that he stayed at the lounge that
- 1:40:03Speaker 7: you've that you're going to hang out at, and he
- 1:40:05Speaker 7: said it's like one of the best.
- 1:40:06Speaker 2: In the world. Nice.
- 1:40:07Speaker 7: So he said, yeah, you'll have a good time.
- 1:40:09Speaker 2: That's it. That's what we're doing.
- 1:40:11Speaker 9: And I know you guys have just had an unlimited
- 1:40:14Speaker 9: free champagne for sixteen hours, right, would you like to relax,
- 1:40:18Speaker 9: You're gonna lie down bed.
- 1:40:20Speaker 2: An update. We were talking about how you know the
- 1:40:23Speaker 2: shoe game is not what it used to be. The
- 1:40:25Speaker 2: resale market. Well, while we were gone, the UK government
- 1:40:29Speaker 2: announced this new ban that cracks down on the resale
- 1:40:33Speaker 2: ticket platforms, so for like concerts and things like that resale.
- 1:40:36Speaker 2: So they voted and now the resale of ticket strictly
- 1:40:39Speaker 2: for profit will be outlawed and banned. Finally, so lawmakers
- 1:40:43Speaker 2: they originally thought about capping the resale of the ticket
- 1:40:47Speaker 2: at thirty percent, but things have gotten so out of
- 1:40:49Speaker 2: control that now they say that any price listed for
- 1:40:52Speaker 2: more than what the ticket was originally purchased for is banned.
- 1:40:56Speaker 2: Good and on top of that, the fees that the
- 1:40:59Speaker 2: resale company they're also capped.
- 1:41:01Speaker 4: So when does this start?
- 1:41:03Speaker 2: Uh? I don't They've just voted on it. Good. I
- 1:41:06Speaker 2: want to supply it to every resale site and even
- 1:41:08Speaker 2: selling your tickets on social media.
- 1:41:10Speaker 9: So you know this what happens with the government banned
- 1:41:12Speaker 9: things Greg, they go away completely. Everyone just says, oh okay,
- 1:41:14Speaker 9: I'll ignore the market prices.
- 1:41:17Speaker 2: Well that's how it is here, but I'm not sure
- 1:41:18Speaker 2: how it works like in the UK, for example, they
- 1:41:20Speaker 2: actually follow through. They actually follow through with stuff there.
- 1:41:23Speaker 2: I don't know. Idea.
- 1:41:24Speaker 9: Well, the thing, you can ban it till the cows
- 1:41:26Speaker 9: come home, but it's just going to drive and make
- 1:41:27Speaker 9: it more danger.
- 1:41:28Speaker 7: It won't be as rampant, or it won't be as
- 1:41:31Speaker 7: in your face all created in the market for sure.
- 1:41:34Speaker 2: Or is it kind of like when you see a
- 1:41:35Speaker 2: sign no guns in this store.
- 1:41:37Speaker 7: OKR I won't well, or I think it will definitely
- 1:41:42Speaker 7: help the situation.
- 1:41:42Speaker 11: Yeah, I think most scalpers are hiding behind a computer
- 1:41:45Speaker 11: and aren't actually going to go out and try and
- 1:41:46Speaker 11: sell them in front of the stadium.
- 1:41:48Speaker 2: That's not that's what they used to do years ago, sure,
- 1:41:52Speaker 2: the old time.
- 1:41:53Speaker 7: No, I'm not disagreeing with you that they're going to
- 1:41:55Speaker 7: find new ways, but it's just gonna I'll definitely limit it.
- 1:41:58Speaker 2: I think if it's not going to be like wildfire
- 1:42:01Speaker 2: like it is now, instead of crying about the price,
- 1:42:02Speaker 2: now people will cry that they don't can't get a ticket, well,
- 1:42:05Speaker 2: too bad. Or if someone has like the price they're
- 1:42:06Speaker 2: getting from the underground ticket market, they could knock them
- 1:42:09Speaker 2: out to the police. Yeah, I'll check out that negotiation,
- 1:42:12Speaker 2: my scalp uy. So what would be the benefit of
- 1:42:14Speaker 2: if you had a ticket, say you paid fifty bucks
- 1:42:17Speaker 2: for it, and you put it on the site. You
- 1:42:20Speaker 2: can't charge more than fifty bucks, but then you got
- 1:42:22Speaker 2: to pay for the fees. I guess, so, like, you're
- 1:42:25Speaker 2: not going to recoup all the fifty bucks. You'll get
- 1:42:28Speaker 2: like fifty minus whatever the fees are from the resale site. Right, Yeah,
- 1:42:33Speaker 2: but I think even like they said, even those are
- 1:42:34Speaker 2: capped at a certain amount.
- 1:42:36Speaker 24: Right.
- 1:42:36Speaker 10: It is just to get your money back.
- 1:42:38Speaker 4: If you can't go.
- 1:42:38Speaker 2: A part of your money back you cause you can't
- 1:42:40Speaker 2: get it. I know bucks.
- 1:42:41Speaker 11: Well, with Savannah Banana tickets, I had bought some. You
- 1:42:44Speaker 11: can't resell them anywhere. It's you're not allowed to, and
- 1:42:47Speaker 11: so I had to just try and find a friend
- 1:42:49Speaker 11: who wanted to take them and then pay me back
- 1:42:51Speaker 11: for the money. Otherwise I was just out all the
- 1:42:53Speaker 11: money for the tickets because I couldn't go, right, So
- 1:42:56Speaker 11: it's just to get your money back out.
- 1:42:57Speaker 7: I mean, it's big business in America. I don't see
- 1:42:59Speaker 7: that happening anytime I'm saying, well.
- 1:43:01Speaker 2: I mean you know, I'm yeah, they're not gonna yeah
- 1:43:03Speaker 2: they yeah, I'll we have we have I guess too
- 1:43:07Speaker 2: many partnerships.
- 1:43:08Speaker 7: Yeah company.
- 1:43:10Speaker 2: Every once in a while, I have to go, like,
- 1:43:11Speaker 2: you know what we talked about this recently, how how
- 1:43:14Speaker 2: just people people are willing to pay an insane amount
- 1:43:17Speaker 2: of money too, and we talked about like how like
- 1:43:20Speaker 2: in just even looking at inflation, the prices for a
- 1:43:23Speaker 2: was an outrageous Michael Jackson ticket in nineteen eighty five
- 1:43:26Speaker 2: would be a fifth.
- 1:43:27Speaker 4: Or a tenth of the price of a Swift ticket today.
- 1:43:29Speaker 2: Yea, yeah, yeah, Now if you are willing to pay that,
- 1:43:32Speaker 2: I don't see why you know that that's your decision.
- 1:43:35Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't hate.
- 1:43:36Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll understand when people complain about it's the people
- 1:43:39Speaker 2: that don't have the five hundred bucks to pay for
- 1:43:41Speaker 2: the ticket who end up making the most noise about
- 1:43:44Speaker 2: it because it's not quote fair to them. They should
- 1:43:46Speaker 2: be guaranteed the right to go. Like I get, you know,
- 1:43:50Speaker 2: the supply, not supply and demand, but like I just
- 1:43:53Speaker 2: the market. The market, I guess sets the standard or people.
- 1:43:56Speaker 2: There are so many things I don't have why I
- 1:43:58Speaker 2: can't afford them cry about it on Yeah, make true.
- 1:44:02Speaker 2: I've see a lot of these memes going around about
- 1:44:03Speaker 2: how black Rock like they'll go in, they'll purchase all
- 1:44:06Speaker 2: these homes in a neighborhood and then they'll sell it
- 1:44:10Speaker 2: to themselves for like I forget how much more over
- 1:44:14Speaker 2: what they so it artificially inflates the entire so it's
- 1:44:17Speaker 2: pricing people out.
- 1:44:18Speaker 4: Corporations, So like I'm.
- 1:44:22Speaker 2: So I would, uh, I would be in favor of
- 1:44:25Speaker 2: them making it so corporations can't buy single family homes,
- 1:44:29Speaker 2: Like that's the kind of thing because like, as as
- 1:44:32Speaker 2: a corporation, you're only doing that and it only does
- 1:44:35Speaker 2: price everybody out.
- 1:44:36Speaker 4: And didn't they do that in Canada? They kind of
- 1:44:38Speaker 4: put a stop to a lot of that.
- 1:44:39Speaker 2: Yeah, Like if I, if I can't like have a
- 1:44:42Speaker 2: home or do commercial business in a residentially zoned area,
- 1:44:45Speaker 2: why should corporations be allowed to buy single family homes
- 1:44:50Speaker 2: and sell it back to themselves and then artificially you see?
- 1:44:53Speaker 2: Like that doesn't make any sense to me. But the
- 1:44:55Speaker 2: ticket thing, I know, it's maybe a hypocritical I have
- 1:44:58Speaker 2: no idea. I just I've never been sympathetic to the
- 1:45:01Speaker 2: ticket thing. No, wait that rake up one morning and
- 1:45:06Speaker 2: realize I have the absolute right to go to Taylor Swim.
- 1:45:09Speaker 4: But it's not about the right. It's that these bots
- 1:45:12Speaker 4: buy up all the tickets before whoever wants to get it.
- 1:45:15Speaker 4: You want to buy the.
- 1:45:17Speaker 2: Ticket service somehow has an interest in that right.
- 1:45:19Speaker 9: Oh sometimes yes, but the bot can't buy it if
- 1:45:22Speaker 9: they can't resell it for a lot of money.
- 1:45:24Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.
- 1:45:25Speaker 2: Well, yeah, and you're doing that today.
- 1:45:27Speaker 7: You're creating the demand. That's why I want to work
- 1:45:30Speaker 7: at the Game Time app. I like that one because
- 1:45:34Speaker 7: even after the event starts, you can buy a ticket
- 1:45:37Speaker 7: and then the ticket prices starts.
- 1:45:38Speaker 2: Drop it as goes. Yeah, yeah, I like Game Time
- 1:45:43Speaker 2: Food text us over to two to nine eighty seven.
- 1:45:46Speaker 2: Around the Cardon Arcs is coming up next to you, guys.
- 1:45:50Speaker 2: Adition agent Sebastian out there doing the work, trying to
- 1:45:53Speaker 2: get people to get those cards back to the corral
- 1:45:55Speaker 2: where they belong.
- 1:45:56Speaker 4: It's that time of year, so I'm sure everybody will
- 1:45:57Speaker 4: be the super compliance.
- 1:45:58Speaker 2: Oh wait, show, I can't tell you how many people
- 1:46:09Speaker 2: I hear from sea best to tell me you are
- 1:46:12Speaker 2: in their conscious when they're when they're at the store,
- 1:46:15Speaker 2: like family members of mine. That's good. They'll they'll tell
- 1:46:17Speaker 2: me like, hey, ever since Cardon arks, I know he's
- 1:46:20Speaker 2: not going to be here, but what Jeff, and these
- 1:46:23Speaker 2: are people they say, like, I always bring my cart back,
- 1:46:26Speaker 2: but I always look around to make sure somebody, if
- 1:46:28Speaker 2: they are looking, sees that I am putting.
- 1:46:30Speaker 9: The cart back, and it's you know, it's it's the
- 1:46:34Speaker 9: same argument people have had for you know, eons about
- 1:46:37Speaker 9: higher powers, God and free will and doing right and
- 1:46:40Speaker 9: wrong as you Ultimately it should be within you. Are
- 1:46:43Speaker 9: you saying that you're God, I'm saying that I am
- 1:46:45Speaker 9: the pairing yourself on all whatever you want.
- 1:46:48Speaker 2: To call it, A character is doing the right thing
- 1:46:50Speaker 2: when but I'll take that. I will take what he's
- 1:46:53Speaker 2: saying if that's the if it's the results of the
- 1:46:55Speaker 2: same I know a lot of people like that, man,
- 1:46:56Speaker 2: I'll say it. And we have a brand new round
- 1:46:58Speaker 2: of Cartinars cart.
- 1:47:00Speaker 4: What You're Gonna Do, What You're gonna do when they
- 1:47:03Speaker 4: knocked on.
- 1:47:04Speaker 2: You Cardnarks, Cardnark What You're Gonna do, What You're gonna.
- 1:47:08Speaker 15: Do when they knock.
- 1:47:09Speaker 2: On your Narks is filmed alongside the men and women
- 1:47:12Speaker 2: of Cardinarks Listed Discretion is advised, and a special holiday
- 1:47:17Speaker 2: edition of Cardinal.
- 1:47:18Speaker 9: Yes, now that we are past Thanksgiving, it is now
- 1:47:20Speaker 9: officially okay and permissible to do Christmas stuff, not after
- 1:47:23Speaker 9: Halloween like some people would say, right, uh reed, And
- 1:47:27Speaker 9: I realized I haven't done this for years and years old.
- 1:47:29Speaker 9: Saint Narc has not made I think maybe twenty nineteen,
- 1:47:33Speaker 9: maybe Jesus.
- 1:47:34Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:47:35Speaker 9: So what Old Saint Nark does is he greets people
- 1:47:38Speaker 9: with a joyful Christmas carol about returning your shopping cart
- 1:47:41Speaker 9: and sees if that helps, you know, oh nice, finds
- 1:47:44Speaker 9: the spirit inside of people. So what happened is two
- 1:47:46Speaker 9: ladies here. They had left their cart in like the
- 1:47:49Speaker 9: disabled walkway area, so like the hashed off area where
- 1:47:52Speaker 9: they don't want people to park or people to leave
- 1:47:54Speaker 9: garbage like carts in them. So the one old lady,
- 1:47:56Speaker 9: one old lady's in the car already, she's very old.
- 1:47:58Speaker 9: I wouldn't have busted her because she would got an
- 1:48:00Speaker 9: old lady exemption. But her I assumed daughter is with
- 1:48:03Speaker 9: her in the driver's side and she just dumps that cart,
- 1:48:05Speaker 9: like I said, handicap air walkway or whatever. So Old
- 1:48:08Speaker 9: saintan Arc approaches and sees if he can turn them around.
- 1:48:11Speaker 24: On the second day of marks, miss the lazy Vaughns
- 1:48:14Speaker 24: left for me farm cart and the watch out, ma'am,
- 1:48:18Speaker 24: you got a car right there. Hi, you guys let
- 1:48:21Speaker 24: your cart there in the visibility area.
- 1:48:23Speaker 5: Yeah, don't the car there?
- 1:48:25Speaker 2: Well, how else what I've got you to stop.
- 1:48:27Speaker 12: I don't get that.
- 1:48:28Speaker 5: Don't take the car.
- 1:48:29Speaker 24: I did because I had to get.
- 1:48:30Speaker 2: You to stop somehow. Don't call you might, but I
- 1:48:33Speaker 2: give a.
- 1:48:33Speaker 9: Care about the next person who wants to part there
- 1:48:35Speaker 9: and leaping leaving.
- 1:48:36Speaker 2: The space open.
- 1:48:37Speaker 9: I'm sorry, but don't put car, ma'am again, How else
- 1:48:40Speaker 9: would I get you to saw?
- 1:48:44Speaker 7: I don't know that she gives an.
- 1:48:47Speaker 9: Now you might have can tell by the accident. This
- 1:48:48Speaker 9: was done in the greater Nashville area. That's going to
- 1:48:52Speaker 9: come into play here in a little bit. So here,
- 1:48:55Speaker 9: So the old lady there is the one who's getting
- 1:48:57Speaker 9: an old satan arc up and down. I don't give
- 1:48:59Speaker 9: an f and and she's like, well, you put a
- 1:49:00Speaker 9: magnon on my car. Yeah, I did put a magnet
- 1:49:02Speaker 9: that says I don't return my shopping cart like a jerk,
- 1:49:04Speaker 9: because otherwise you would have driven off. Well, don't do that.
- 1:49:07Speaker 9: But what's my recourse? Just to point at you and hope,
- 1:49:09Speaker 9: hope you learned somehow. Now it works too, so I
- 1:49:12Speaker 9: will give it. I'll give the younger lady credit. She
- 1:49:15Speaker 9: got out to put the car back.
- 1:49:18Speaker 7: Damn, it's a miracle.
- 1:49:24Speaker 2: Here's the problem.
- 1:49:25Speaker 9: Though, is while the younger woman gets out to take
- 1:49:28Speaker 9: the car back, the old woman is still motherffing me
- 1:49:30Speaker 9: up and down. And then when she comes but the
- 1:49:33Speaker 9: younger lady comes back, she gives it to me too.
- 1:49:35Speaker 4: Don't give up.
- 1:49:36Speaker 9: Well, I'm listening to your words, but you're not answering
- 1:49:39Speaker 9: my words.
- 1:49:40Speaker 4: See one of us is listening.
- 1:49:41Speaker 10: To answer your questions.
- 1:49:42Speaker 5: Please can you please go?
- 1:49:44Speaker 4: I'm just answering her question. I'll take the magnet with
- 1:49:47Speaker 4: you the entire time. Put the cart away, Thank you?
- 1:49:50Speaker 2: Would you like to stick for young lady? I don't
- 1:49:53Speaker 2: be sure.
- 1:49:54Speaker 4: Thank you very much.
- 1:49:55Speaker 24: By the way, I really do appreciate it.
- 1:49:57Speaker 19: Sure.
- 1:50:00Speaker 2: It's like when kids go to the doctor's office they
- 1:50:03Speaker 2: get a sticker on the way out. You did a
- 1:50:04Speaker 2: good thing, you put your cart back, you get a sticker.
- 1:50:07Speaker 2: I don't want it, because she had.
- 1:50:08Speaker 4: She didn't want to f you shut up, get away seas.
- 1:50:11Speaker 7: I'm still surprised, with all your money and fame that
- 1:50:14Speaker 7: people still don't know the cart nark.
- 1:50:16Speaker 2: Well, menace.
- 1:50:17Speaker 9: You just set up the next little segment perfectly.
- 1:50:19Speaker 2: Really wow.
- 1:50:21Speaker 9: I so she didn't take the I took the maget
- 1:50:23Speaker 9: off because she did the right thing. Even though again
- 1:50:24Speaker 9: the fus were flying left in the right. So I
- 1:50:27Speaker 9: check on my Instagram messages and guess who has tagged
- 1:50:30Speaker 9: me in a lengthy post which now again this is
- 1:50:35Speaker 9: a South nash well not a great part of town.
- 1:50:37Speaker 9: Uh and and but then you might have can tell
- 1:50:41Speaker 9: about the accident. So everyone involved in this interaction, both
- 1:50:44Speaker 9: ladies and the Sea bass here are Caucasian people. The
- 1:50:47Speaker 9: first line shout out to the Nashville guiy doing God's
- 1:50:50Speaker 9: work for cart arks. I want nothing more than to
- 1:50:53Speaker 9: be accosted by a privileged white man who has nothing
- 1:50:57Speaker 9: better to do than shame something. This is a white
- 1:51:00Speaker 9: Oh yes, this is the land. Wouldn't take the sticker
- 1:51:04Speaker 9: from me? You who told me to get lost? And
- 1:51:06Speaker 9: her mom's and me left right. So again, I hate
- 1:51:09Speaker 9: that this has become part of the narrative, like this
- 1:51:11Speaker 9: is some people's go to, even though there's no racial
- 1:51:14Speaker 9: component whatso, it never has been there. Card but she
- 1:51:18Speaker 9: wants to throw that in there because for whatever Well
- 1:51:20Speaker 9: it comes up in a minute here actually, and you'll
- 1:51:22Speaker 9: see who's the racialist person in a second.
- 1:51:25Speaker 4: Yeah, it's funny.
- 1:51:26Speaker 9: My mom started screaming at you when I got out
- 1:51:28Speaker 9: to put the card away and you'll probably post it
- 1:51:30Speaker 9: because she looks crazy.
- 1:51:33Speaker 4: Yeah, because she's not disabled. She was being a rude biac.
- 1:51:37Speaker 9: And that's the that's part of the humor of cardonarc is.
- 1:51:39Speaker 9: I'm being so sweet and nice and peaks. As people
- 1:51:41Speaker 9: are told to do something, they immediately some go into
- 1:51:43Speaker 9: defensive mode.
- 1:51:44Speaker 2: Ye bitch, y'all, that's all y'all wanted.
- 1:51:48Speaker 9: You're hiding. You're hiding. You want to get views under
- 1:51:52Speaker 9: the guise of public safety. Now I hate that line
- 1:51:55Speaker 9: of argument number one because it's lazy and and dismissive
- 1:51:59Speaker 9: of the again gory, I'll tell you the original mission
- 1:52:01Speaker 9: of cart Narks was not me and Greg sitting in
- 1:52:04Speaker 9: the office thinking what's a good way to get a
- 1:52:05Speaker 9: million followers on Instagram?
- 1:52:07Speaker 2: Crossed our moment? Not at all.
- 1:52:08Speaker 4: It was why do lazy people not put their cars back?
- 1:52:11Speaker 2: But right?
- 1:52:12Speaker 9: And that's but that's the guys that people say because
- 1:52:14Speaker 9: it is a successful social media thing, that that's oh,
- 1:52:17Speaker 9: that's why you're doing You're putting the cart before the horse.
- 1:52:20Speaker 9: But because because yes, I do an entertainment doing an
- 1:52:24Speaker 9: entertaining the fashion Okay, moving on, Also, why the f
- 1:52:28Speaker 9: are you at that particular store. Again, this is not
- 1:52:30Speaker 9: a good part of the town. Uh do you not
- 1:52:33Speaker 9: hear that the kids are playing tag with bullets there
- 1:52:35Speaker 9: every night? Because it is a part of town or
- 1:52:39Speaker 9: certain unsavory town. Be careful whoever's car you're walking up to.
- 1:52:44Speaker 9: So veiled threats, a veiled threat.
- 1:52:50Speaker 4: She's playing the victim. I'm doing.
- 1:52:51Speaker 9: Yeah again, that's gaslighting. That's I'm wrong, because I pointed
- 1:52:55Speaker 9: out her being a jackass. Disabled people moving on all right.
- 1:52:58Speaker 9: So one thing I noticed, not once, not twice, but
- 1:53:01Speaker 9: three times over my little holiday break was that people
- 1:53:04Speaker 9: park in handicap spots who do not have handicap placards,
- 1:53:06Speaker 9: thank you that.
- 1:53:08Speaker 7: And then also electric car charging people like Randos that
- 1:53:12Speaker 7: don't have electric cars parking there all.
- 1:53:15Speaker 9: Day because you know what, at this time of year,
- 1:53:16Speaker 9: those parking lots are busy and crowded. This lady, she
- 1:53:19Speaker 9: not only didn't, she not only parked not only just
- 1:53:21Speaker 9: in a handicapped spot, she put her car diagonally across
- 1:53:24Speaker 9: like the the hatched off area and she just hung
- 1:53:27Speaker 9: out there.
- 1:53:28Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:53:29Speaker 9: So I had the parknarks another side mission. So I
- 1:53:31Speaker 9: approach her and I point out that, hey, you're just
- 1:53:34Speaker 9: parked like across a couple of handicapped spots.
- 1:53:36Speaker 24: Lady, Oh yeah, with the park narks, and uh, you're
- 1:53:39Speaker 24: parking and not a spot over here.
- 1:53:40Speaker 4: It's like a handicap access area.
- 1:53:43Speaker 15: Parking here.
- 1:53:44Speaker 2: You can take that on the car.
- 1:53:47Speaker 4: I could see the yellow lines.
- 1:53:48Speaker 9: You can do handicap access area in a flight car.
- 1:53:54Speaker 4: Is your boyfriend handicapped?
- 1:53:56Speaker 2: He'll wheel on over off.
- 1:53:58Speaker 9: So my first excuse is I've been park here for years.
- 1:54:00Speaker 9: Oh okay, great, you keep going. And then and then
- 1:54:04Speaker 9: I put imaginet on our car, so hey, veiled not
- 1:54:06Speaker 9: necessarily veiled threat of violence. Hey, my boyfriend will come
- 1:54:08Speaker 9: and beat you up.
- 1:54:09Speaker 2: Sure.
- 1:54:10Speaker 9: So that went back and forth a bunch of times.
- 1:54:11Speaker 9: He just drove away, So that kind of sucked. I
- 1:54:13Speaker 9: felt bad. But then in this special time of year,
- 1:54:17Speaker 9: my heart grew five sizes too big. When I was
- 1:54:19Speaker 9: send a link saying, hey, they talk about cart narks
- 1:54:22Speaker 9: on this show right here, And it was a show
- 1:54:24Speaker 9: hosted by Shaggy too dope.
- 1:54:26Speaker 2: Of no Colliding. Do you know that I've been to
- 1:54:35Speaker 2: your stupid ICP or you're gathering the juggalos ten times?
- 1:54:38Speaker 7: Yeah, you're part of the family.
- 1:54:40Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently, and he knows who I am what well,
- 1:54:43Speaker 2: So he posted that he's got a little like live
- 1:54:44Speaker 2: stream he does with a couple of co hosts. And
- 1:54:46Speaker 2: this is what Shaggy said.
- 1:54:47Speaker 26: Where do you guys stand on returning your carts to
- 1:54:50Speaker 26: the cart corrals at grocery stores?
- 1:54:52Speaker 2: And every time, so do I?
- 1:54:55Speaker 26: Or if I'm too far from when, I'll put it
- 1:54:56Speaker 26: up like on the ports of the store whatever you
- 1:54:59Speaker 26: call that out front. But so they got the guys
- 1:55:04Speaker 26: on like that that on YouTube and that actually sit
- 1:55:07Speaker 26: there and wait for people to not put it and
- 1:55:09Speaker 26: they harass.
- 1:55:09Speaker 2: The out of art art car.
- 1:55:11Speaker 26: Yeah yeah, and they always almost get beat up and.
- 1:55:15Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:55:18Speaker 9: You tell Shaggy because ever really words a cuss word.
- 1:55:20Speaker 9: But he but he apparently enjoys it.
- 1:55:22Speaker 7: He's giggling.
- 1:55:23Speaker 9: Now, Okay, so far, so good. Everybody seems to be
- 1:55:25Speaker 9: a fan. But Shaggy says that he's, uh, he usually
- 1:55:28Speaker 9: returns his car, but he's been thinking differently of it.
- 1:55:31Speaker 2: I've been thinking about it.
- 1:55:32Speaker 26: And when I was a teenager, I used to work
- 1:55:34Speaker 26: at a grocery store and I used to love going
- 1:55:37Speaker 26: out and getting the cars. The more, the further, the
- 1:55:39Speaker 26: better because I could smoke cigarettes just relax and chill,
- 1:55:43Speaker 26: slack and kill time. Yeah, you know what I'm saying,
- 1:55:45Speaker 26: instead of bagging groceries.
- 1:55:46Speaker 2: And you know what I'm saying.
- 1:55:47Speaker 26: So now it's like I'm like, I'm like in an
- 1:55:51Speaker 26: awkward situation. Do I put it back and make it
- 1:55:55Speaker 26: easier to collect? But at the same time, I might
- 1:55:58Speaker 26: be a little teenage employee over by making his job
- 1:56:02Speaker 26: a lot quicker when he could just you know what
- 1:56:04Speaker 26: I'm saying.
- 1:56:05Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you could have a fifteen year old out smoking.
- 1:56:08Speaker 2: But I said I CP is for the kids.
- 1:56:15Speaker 4: Greg.
- 1:56:16Speaker 2: I know you you didn't like that dent in your door,
- 1:56:17Speaker 2: but a kid got a break.
- 1:56:20Speaker 15: I don't.
- 1:56:21Speaker 2: You got the slack on the company's die.
- 1:56:22Speaker 7: You know, I don't disagree with that statement, because when
- 1:56:25Speaker 7: I collected carts, I did enjoy it.
- 1:56:27Speaker 4: It was just getting little.
- 1:56:29Speaker 9: The weather's nice, but when it's either freezing cold or
- 1:56:31Speaker 9: one hundred and five degrees, that super sucks. And again
- 1:56:33Speaker 9: the whole part about blah blah blah handicap access, it's true,
- 1:56:37Speaker 9: all right, So thankfully and for anyone who thought that,
- 1:56:39Speaker 9: like if you heard the insane cloud pousse, he that's
- 1:56:41Speaker 9: just talking real life.
- 1:56:42Speaker 2: It'd be like, oh, hello the Ali and like smoking in.
- 1:56:47Speaker 9: This luckily shaggy two dope of the Insane Cloud posse.
- 1:56:50Speaker 9: He has a logical co host who steps in.
- 1:56:52Speaker 21: I said, still return it to the cart krall because
- 1:56:57Speaker 21: there are new drivers, there are people with lower vision. Yeah,
- 1:57:02Speaker 21: there's always been these people that might be a little
- 1:57:05Speaker 21: more nervous turning into the parking spots. You're trying to
- 1:57:08Speaker 21: park in a parking spot and you need a closer
- 1:57:10Speaker 21: spot because that sucks and cars, so just think about others.
- 1:57:15Speaker 26: The way, you know, No, you got me on that one.
- 1:57:24Speaker 4: They have a place for you to put them out
- 1:57:25Speaker 4: of the way. It's called the car correl.
- 1:57:27Speaker 2: It's that easy. Well, there you go, brush with fame
- 1:57:31Speaker 2: for and the car car what you comes to you and.
- 1:57:41Speaker 15: What you're gonna do?
- 1:57:42Speaker 24: The seconds lady for me, ohne cart and the watch
- 1:57:51Speaker 24: up man Carr there hy you guys let your cart
- 1:57:54Speaker 24: there in the visatility area.
- 1:57:56Speaker 5: Yeah, we don't check the car.
- 1:57:58Speaker 2: Well, how thats what I got you to stop.
- 1:58:05Speaker 15: It's a woody show.
- 1:58:07Speaker 19: Yeah.
- 1:58:07Speaker 2: So later on today Menace is going to be out
- 1:58:09Speaker 2: at the Lazydog in Rancho Cucamonga. I know nine, I'm
- 1:58:13Speaker 2: coming from five pm until eight pm and they're giving
- 1:58:16Speaker 2: away a ninety eight inch TCL television. Pretty nice, yeah,
- 1:58:20Speaker 2: TCL celebrating their Cyber Monday deals going on right now.
- 1:58:24Speaker 2: TCL a proud partner with us here at the Woodies show.
- 1:58:26Speaker 2: If you're going a number of their TVs over the years,
- 1:58:28Speaker 2: it's so cool. Ministers to the event. An event for
- 1:58:30Speaker 2: them the other day for Black Friday. Black Friday.
- 1:58:33Speaker 7: Yeah, and we gave away a TV then and we're
- 1:58:35Speaker 7: gonna do it again today yea for.
- 1:58:37Speaker 2: Cyber on ACNA. Cyber Monday, guys. Yahay. That's cl dot
- 1:58:41Speaker 2: com five pm to eight pm at the Lazy Dog
- 1:58:44Speaker 2: and Rancho, Cucamonga. The details you address to everything you need,
- 1:58:47Speaker 2: just go to the events tab. They're at the woodieshow
- 1:58:50Speaker 2: dot com.
- 1:58:51Speaker 4: This is no.
- 1:58:54Speaker 2: I don't know if you had any drama over Thanksgiving.
- 1:58:58Speaker 2: Did you see the video of the the family get together?
- 1:59:02Speaker 2: I think it was a New Jersey and because the
- 1:59:05Speaker 2: video has gotten viral where the the girl was given
- 1:59:08Speaker 2: the kind of like not a toast, but like a
- 1:59:10Speaker 2: little thing in front of the whole family and then
- 1:59:14Speaker 2: the big long table behind her with all the food
- 1:59:18Speaker 2: on it all of a sudden collapse of yeah, yeah,
- 1:59:24Speaker 2: he was so yeah. It was New Jersey twelve year
- 1:59:27Speaker 2: old family members spoke before dinner the long ten foot
- 1:59:29Speaker 2: table that all the food was unclapsed, the food containers
- 1:59:33Speaker 2: fell onto the floor and it was it was. It
- 1:59:36Speaker 2: was all caught on camera because I was like, oh,
- 1:59:37Speaker 2: how cute. She's giving us a little like, you know speech.
- 1:59:40Speaker 2: It was an antique table that broke. Of course, the
- 1:59:42Speaker 2: family said they were able to laugh about it, that
- 1:59:45Speaker 2: some some of the turkey, the ham and this. They
- 1:59:47Speaker 2: had steak there too. It was it was saved and
- 1:59:49Speaker 2: they had backup sides, backup side nice. Yeah, looked out
- 1:59:54Speaker 2: on that one. Now dumbass Tyler pointed out that it's
- 1:59:56Speaker 2: definitely the dumb old woman behind the table to her foot, Yeah,
- 1:59:59Speaker 2: because she she leaning. The table's kind of up against
- 2:00:02Speaker 2: a wall and there's just a little bit of space
- 2:00:04Speaker 2: behind it and that's where she was kind of because
- 2:00:06Speaker 2: everybody's crammed in to hear what this girl saying, and
- 2:00:08Speaker 2: I think she just kind of moved forward and the
- 2:00:11Speaker 2: whole table like ye, it goes again.
- 2:00:26Speaker 7: The other video I saw it and it's kind of
- 2:00:28Speaker 7: like a table that you're talking about. But like some
- 2:00:31Speaker 7: girls like doing karaoke. Some other people are wrestling on
- 2:00:34Speaker 7: the ground, Like Grandma doesn't know what's going on.
- 2:00:37Speaker 2: This guy in Chicago, he was at home on Thanksgiving Day.
- 2:00:40Speaker 2: Dinner got underway, all the guests received, the food was ready.
- 2:00:43Speaker 2: But for some reason, this guy he started arguing with
- 2:00:45Speaker 2: everybody at dinner, and the argument got so heated the
- 2:00:48Speaker 2: cops were called the calm things down. The guy agreed
- 2:00:52Speaker 2: to tone it down to keep himself, you know, just
- 2:00:55Speaker 2: chill the rest of the night. Well that didn't happen,
- 2:00:59Speaker 2: because about a half hour later, he uh, he found
- 2:01:02Speaker 2: out that his family was going to kick him out
- 2:01:03Speaker 2: of the house. Oh, and that didn't sit well with him.
- 2:01:06Speaker 2: Out here's a grown ass man living at home.
- 2:01:09Speaker 8: Let's fight.
- 2:01:09Speaker 4: I think I think we should fight.
- 2:01:10Speaker 2: So he grabbed something flammable, he poured it in his room,
- 2:01:14Speaker 2: and then he lit his room on fire.
- 2:01:16Speaker 4: Cool.
- 2:01:16Speaker 2: Oh, I can't live here, nobody's living here. So here
- 2:01:19Speaker 2: come to cops. Right back to the scene. Shortly after,
- 2:01:22Speaker 2: the guy standing outside, he's in the middle of the
- 2:01:23Speaker 2: street now and now he's got a knife. The house
- 2:01:26Speaker 2: completely burned and so the family's now looking for somewhere
- 2:01:28Speaker 2: to stay. The guy was arrested, charged with arson. How'd
- 2:01:32Speaker 2: your family get together go for Thanksgiving? Was it slightly
- 2:01:35Speaker 2: less dramatic?
- 2:01:37Speaker 4: He goes, My family's so annoying in.
- 2:01:40Speaker 2: Sensitivity Training for a politically correct world shows I don't
- 2:01:45Speaker 2: care about your feelings all right, Time to wrap up
- 2:01:49Speaker 2: and get the hell out of here. Everybody, first day
- 2:01:53Speaker 2: back after the holiday weekend, so got caught up on
- 2:01:57Speaker 2: all the stuff with everybody and just how stuffed everybody
- 2:02:01Speaker 2: is from just all the eating, chilling everybody did. It
- 2:02:04Speaker 2: feels good though, But today we went right back into it,
- 2:02:07Speaker 2: brand new round of cart n arcs, agents of bashed
- 2:02:09Speaker 2: out there doing the Lord's work. Favorite that more on
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- 2:02:32Speaker 2: Gory parting words of wisdom.
- 2:02:33Speaker 6: Please yeah, always do what you love, because you know
- 2:02:35Speaker 6: what your job will be posted before your obituary.
- 2:02:40Speaker 2: That is mega true. Ain't that creepy? Though? Well, depends
- 2:02:44Speaker 2: on the job, because now if you've noticed like they'll
- 2:02:47Speaker 2: they'll just eliminate positions all together. There is a company
- 2:02:51Speaker 2: you're a recently, radio company, and program director is a
- 2:02:55Speaker 2: very important job at a radio station. Yeah, lightly, okay.
- 2:02:58Speaker 2: And I read in the uh, in the news about
- 2:03:01Speaker 2: it that this person was let go and they say
- 2:03:04Speaker 2: that the position has been eliminated. I'm like, what, how
- 2:03:07Speaker 2: do you It's like it's like saying, uh, airlines have
- 2:03:09Speaker 2: eliminated pilots.
- 2:03:10Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, like.
- 2:03:13Speaker 2: Eliminated the chef. Yeah. It's so weird, very odd. Yeah,
- 2:03:16Speaker 2: but just when you think the company can't live without you,
- 2:03:18Speaker 2: they do.
- 2:03:19Speaker 4: Find a way.
- 2:03:20Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, thank you very much, Greg Gory. Kristin
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- 2:03:39Speaker 2: for giving the Woode Show some of your valuable time
- 2:03:41Speaker 2: this morning. You know we'd able to appreciate you for that.
- 2:03:44Speaker 2: The rest of you guys can suck it. Catch back
- 2:03:46Speaker 2: here on Tuesday. Have a great day. SMD double M.
- 2:03:49Speaker 2: I quit this bitch.