Luigi Mangione Found Guilty of Murder in 2026, Prediction
Luigi Mangione was caught with the alleged 3D printed gun used to murder United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, along with a manifesto and a "to do list" in his backpack on his person at an Altoona, Pennsylvania McDonald's.
Mangione is cooked and I would not be surprised if he were sentenced to death. This episode is about Luigi's list including instructions for him to "pluck eyebrows" the day after commiting murder. WHY DIDN'T HE SHAVE DOWN HIS HUGE EYEBROWS BEFORE GUNNING THOMPSON DOWN ON THE STREET IN PUBLIC?
SMFH.
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