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Episode 427: Dutch My Rudder · Not That Serious

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, what.
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  Speaker 2: Up though, mm hmm, this is not that serious podcast.
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  Speaker 2: The greatest podcast in the world. I happen to be
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  Speaker 2: one of your hosts, Michael, it's Elsie Kenan's in the building.
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  Speaker 1: Lamont ka dr Waffle a k A the scene A Sensation.
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  Speaker 3: It's your boy Corey, it's your boy cute.
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  Speaker 2: Uh so, uh yeah, let's let's start with everything. Shout
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  Speaker 2: out the speaker and spotify all the good people over there.
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: Shout out to everybody. Shout out to you guys. The
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  Speaker 2: beaters beat with us constantly every day, two hands stroking,
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: two hands, two hands, one hands every day. Sometimes you
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  Speaker 2: get a little beating system. You guys are there.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes you need to have a circle jerk the Dutch
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  Speaker 4: rudder and we together.
• 1:14
  Speaker 2: Sometimes the rudder when.
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: You hold when you hold your own dick and then
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: they just work the arm.
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  Speaker 3: Someone else moved your arm for you. It's not gag
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  Speaker 3: because they just touching. Wait wait, and then you got
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  Speaker 3: the double Dutch rudder. Say he no, no, no, it's
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  Speaker 3: like I got myself, you got you. My left hand
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  Speaker 3: is moving your arm. Your left hand is moving my arm.
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  Speaker 3: That's called Yeah, that's that's teamwork. That's that's called police
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  Speaker 3: and lovers.
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: Borderline homosexuality, the borderline border line? That is it? That
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: is that?
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  Speaker 4: That sounds like we're painting each other's stomachs.
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: Wow, we don't have to be in shrug each other.
• 2:01
  Speaker 5: How else would you do it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? You have to be in front of you.
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  Speaker 3: You have to be in front of each other unless
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  Speaker 3: you have a very long breach double Dutch peede like like.
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: Reach over, grab you and touch me.
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  Speaker 3: Anybody look at your left and say, neighbor, neighbor, I
• 2:21
  Speaker 3: need some assistance.
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  Speaker 1: Please, neighbor, I need a Dutch bruther. Neighbor, will you
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  Speaker 1: Dutch my rudder? Nothing coming home? Nothing beats a chet
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: too hot, Nothing beats a Dutch rudder.
• 2:40
  Speaker 3: You and four friends can save fifty pounds on one nut.
• 2:47
  Speaker 2: But yeah, shout to all you guys, shout. Make sure
• 2:49
  Speaker 2: you're following this. Uh Spotify, No follow us on Spotify,
• 2:54
  Speaker 2: add us on Spotify. Get that out, Apple music, Apple music,
• 2:58
  Speaker 2: Apple podcasts all the I'm not saying everywhere you get
• 3:03
  Speaker 2: your podcasts, you get that where it's Spotify, Apple podcasts, uh,
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: Amazon whatever, wherever? Wherever you get subscribing to YouTube, you
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  Speaker 2: don't sound subscribe to YouTube now long time forever, I
• 3:18
  Speaker 2: might say, ever sound you were long time, We was.
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: Poor, had no money to poor, I was.
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  Speaker 5: I was never on SoundCloud.
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: Yes you were when we looked poor too, poor poor.
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: I don't think we look poor anymore? Do we? Not
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  Speaker 1: as poor?
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  Speaker 5: My ships little wingkle But.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay, it's not poor, it's harrd. It's not poor.
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  Speaker 5: But specled eg job.
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  Speaker 3: In addition, is that the fruity twot or is that
• 3:52
  Speaker 3: dead fish fish dead fish shirt?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't get them.
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: You don't even be reading the company emails. Come on, man,
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: I told you we need to get that Google calendar
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: sing together me getting notification for the email.
• 4:10
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, that looks like something interesting that's going
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  Speaker 2: to go down the pipeline.
• 4:15
  Speaker 1: Mike does. Mike doesn't tell a soul.
• 4:17
  Speaker 2: I just start no, like, hey, Elsie, we were, Hey Julian,
• 4:22
  Speaker 2: we're looking out. You heard you want something animated. I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: where we.
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I want to get one of the clips
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  Speaker 1: animated or yeah, but I think we got a good
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  Speaker 1: We've had We've had quite a few clips that could
• 4:37
  Speaker 1: have been but I think this one probably makes the
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  Speaker 1: most sense to do what.
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  Speaker 3: You'll see, let's see what it happens.
• 4:46
  Speaker 2: So yeah, so that's the thing we're working on.
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  Speaker 5: Also, you gotta tell Gate coming up.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, except.
• 4:57
  Speaker 2: Smell that that's football in the air. This is the
• 5:01
  Speaker 2: last Sunday. No, no, no, that's it, that last Sunday
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  Speaker 2: that just happened. Last Sunday Sunday without football until February
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  Speaker 2: when this when this drops, football will begining.
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  Speaker 1: Preseason starts on Thursday.
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  Speaker 5: Hall of Fame Fame Game.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, it's kind of but I'll be football start.
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  Speaker 1: It means something. I mean, that's what I say to
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  Speaker 1: Roger Cadell. That's what I say to Roger. As long
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: as it starts, that's all hype. Am. I gonna watch it, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care about who even is it this this year,
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  Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Supposed to watch it. He's supposed to have
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  Speaker 1: it on the background.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna be football on right now. It's going to
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  Speaker 2: be all in my president. I'm not going to be
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: locked in, you know, I'm gonna be locked into like
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  Speaker 2: the first series if that, if that, niggas, I'm just
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  Speaker 2: gonna be comforted knowing I hear Joe Buck's big headed ass,
• 6:02
  Speaker 2: his voice.
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: And extremely large head. Oh he had his abnormal Here
• 6:07
  Speaker 1: we are in Canton, Ohio. Yeah, yeah, it's it's the
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: Lions and the Chargers. That's actually a game I would
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  Speaker 1: watch during the regular season.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get I'm gonna get some serious hate off
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  Speaker 2: that game.
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: It's preseason.
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  Speaker 6: Like, it doesn't matter, baby, the people you're hating on
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  Speaker 6: it might not even be playing.
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: He doesn't play, then okay, you're gonna see a quarterback
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: with the number twenty. But yeah, the Chargers. You see
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: how it's not even really that important. But you see,
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: Rashaun Slater got that contract and then they tried to
• 6:38
  Speaker 1: like tie in the fact that his like he got divorced, like.
• 6:41
  Speaker 3: Oh no, that was dope climbing man. But those are
• 6:44
  Speaker 3: there's too many accounts these days that are just like.
• 6:47
  Speaker 1: Is that accurate though, because so, yeah, no, he actually
• 6:49
  Speaker 1: he really did get a divorce, but they like try
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: to like make it seem like, well, he got the
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  Speaker 1: contract and then he got the divorce around the same time,
• 6:55
  Speaker 1: so they're like, oh, I mean, but that happens though.
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  Speaker 7: But the only reason I'm asking is because when they
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  Speaker 7: posted him on the team website, another woman was next
• 7:02
  Speaker 7: to him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, his I think it was his ex
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  Speaker 3: wife actually quote tweeted and said she did. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know why you're trying to make this about our relationship.
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  Speaker 3: This is a great day for him. Just let him
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  Speaker 3: have his time and his time in the sun.
• 7:16
  Speaker 1: Did you see the taxes they're taking out?
• 7:18
  Speaker 3: No, Corey, no, no, I don't care about in la.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta get because I don't care about his texts,
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  Speaker 2: texts ever, seeing our lifetime gives a ship.
• 7:27
  Speaker 1: He says. They finalize their divorce in twenty twenty two. Great,
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: why is he even around? Wait, that's not who they
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  Speaker 1: got dove climbing, dove climbing. I hate that dude. Why
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: I don't hate him. I don't like him. I don't
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  Speaker 1: like it. I don't like how he I don't like
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  Speaker 1: his media. Yeah, clickbait, clickbait media. Yeah, no, thank you
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  Speaker 1: know who that is? You know you're not on You're
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: not here like that, and even if you were, you know,
• 7:54
  Speaker 1: it's almost like getting sentiled. You know that? No, God, damn.
• 7:59
  Speaker 3: Never mind, he got sent held and he still doesn't
• 8:01
  Speaker 3: know ball sax sports is.
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: Sure, do you know what ball sax sports? Do you
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: know what ball? S Exports is an account. Okay, so
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: speaking of sports sports like that, man, we're smoking on
• 8:17
  Speaker 1: a Hulk Hogan pack. Yeah, make sure you know, brother,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to hell brother brother, shout out to Yeah
• 8:29
  Speaker 1: before him, shout out the h R. I p Ozzy
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  Speaker 1: Osbourne to the Prince of Darkness.
• 8:34
  Speaker 2: Recipe to Ozy Osbourne recipe, we said, Michael Jamon Warner, Right,
• 8:38
  Speaker 2: yeah he did, and then recipes.
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: That one dude, what's his name? I know who you're
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: talking about it we mentioned. I think I'm never gonna
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: remember his name because.
• 8:57
  Speaker 2: He was always he was one of my favorite shows,
• 8:59
  Speaker 2: Keen Like, he just always make a good cameo in there.
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: His name started with a. See I believe who died? Who?
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: Somebody else died, some older guy you know, someone always
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: dies Chuck and Jon Chuckman.
• 9:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, hell is that guy.
• 9:11
  Speaker 2: He's a he's like an easy listening music guy.
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. So yeah, celebrity chef died too, Yeah quick blind,
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: Well no, it wasn't not that died. It came out there.
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: It was suicide. That's it all. Run. Yeah, it was
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: shocking everyone because it seemed like she was cool. That's
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: how it always happened. It does seems like everything together,
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: but it's really not.
• 9:38
  Speaker 3: But but yeah, Holgan is dead.
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: Oh well yeah, yep, and then uh, anyone have a
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: better week than that.
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: It was definitely better than Hulk Hogan's.
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  Speaker 5: Mine too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't die, so it's pretty good, you know
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
• 9:59
  Speaker 2: And my you and my daughter didn't date some black
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  Speaker 2: guy and I wasn't, you know, because at least if
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: my daughter personally weren't, you like, get involved with a nigger,
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: at least it was it would be one of those
• 10:13
  Speaker 2: eight foot tall niggas. That's like worth one hundred million dollars, right,
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: But I guess we're all a little racist.
• 10:19
  Speaker 5: I guess we're all right.
• 10:20
  Speaker 3: I guess so I'm just paying for Yeah, is it
• 10:23
  Speaker 3: true that that was ten years the ten.
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: Year anniversary of that year? That hilarious. That's funny, hysterical,
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: it's funny. And then it's like.
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: Nobody obviously I know him for years, that he was
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: not a life guy and he was a piece of shit.
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: But like it was, it was jarring to see how
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: many wrestlers didn't say ship said absolutely nothing, didn't say
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: nothing about it, like this was like, oh, well, happy Thursday.
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: Thursday, whatever day that was. They were like, did you
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: hear that he brought the court bread down? That's the
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: only news there.
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: They were talking about it on the NTS podcast And
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: they brought down.
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: The corn bread. The guy really destroyed about it. Hogan's dead,
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: But what about that corn bread?
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: What about that corn bread? But yeah, there's so many
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: reasons to go over why he was. There's no point
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: in lambast what he was. All I'm gonna say is
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: like with some people, like just because they're dead, everybody
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: that dies doesn't need to be mourned. And he's somebody
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: that's probably only going to be mourned by his family
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: and the people that are too blinded by hul comania
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: and what that meant to them in their childhood. For that,
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: because he had a lot of fucked.
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: Up ship, like a lot, yeah, not even a lots.
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: Just talking about the racist stuff. We can talk about
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: the other stuff. We don't want to talk about.
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: That, Yeah, but yeah, do your own research.
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: He was not a great guy, and his finishing move
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: was weak. Mmmm. True.
• 12:04
  Speaker 3: It was his finishing move the leg drop A leg drop, yeah,
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: aleg drop.
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: I always thought that ship was ass always, always like
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: the legs not that heavy, no way. And apparently he
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: used to hurt a lot of people like that too.
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: Well one time people he would hurt people and then
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: he would he like snitched like like what's that heavy?
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: He like fake snitched on the Undertaker because the Undertaker
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: put him like a tombstone pile driver in the union.
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, stopped the union.
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: He stopped, and he stopped the w W from unionizing,
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: stitched them all out and got a big paid money,
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: paid day for himself.
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: He tried to say Undertaker hurt him trying.
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: I know for a fact everybody went to the film
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: was like his head is nowhere near the nowhere near
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: the man. But he's still trying. Like he's a shitty guy.
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: Brother.
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: You already know the sex take with him fucking his
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: best friend's wife.
• 12:58
  Speaker 5: He's just that ship was weak too.
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: He's just he's just he's just you know what I'm saying.
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: And hey, man, I WoT for your family? I guess right, yeah,
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: somebody somebody's daddy died, so you know what I mean. Hey,
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: it's just funny seeing all of the people that are
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: like you know who Coogan was, like people really just
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: people will defend anything if they have some type of connection.
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: But but but but but who co comedia. I'm a hoakster.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: But there was my childhood.
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: But but he's rooted out for Zeke inspired me to
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: get eroarted out for ke Okay, he was the.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: Whole reason I wanted to inject steroids. But Kean, that
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: was your week. My name is Joey Swollen. I don't
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: know anything about any reason. This is the things he
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: said ten years ago. Like everyone makes talk about the
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: colored people that I'm like the color he said, colored athletes,
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: colored athletes.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: Nigga?
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: What what the fuck? Year is it? Nigga? What the
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: see every time? Joe swo? But what they always revealed
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: themselves with time every time? But good? How was your week?
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry?
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: Week was cool.
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: I went to a couple of barbecues on Saturday.
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: Parents had a barbecue at the house, and then you
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: know that the boys had a barbecue cook out their house.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: I saw that.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: I alsow that.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, they and Christina that baby looked just like dad.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: I told him that, No, that baby looks just like
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: past dad anyway, oh like his dad?
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: Yes, No, that's that's despristine.
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: That's that's her.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: But uh, I was like, they got he managed to
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: create an even lighter skin human being.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: Now yeah, for now it'll get a little darker.
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, they made a ginger baby ginger he
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: already but uh it's already crazy enough.
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: It felt good, you know. That's they had servers out there.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: They had they they white glove servers, servers.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know, the white glove and white hand. I
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: was like, he's looking. I was like, look at the reparation.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: Oh man coming around with make.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: It hard for them? No, why not? Okay, let's start
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: dropping like, didn't put it back? I just hm, m
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: all right, bis markey.
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: Gosh, that's delicious.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: That's so oh my. Yeah they knew not Yeah they
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: did not.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: I would have acted a whole at white server, white servant,
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: oh man, this and floors. Yeah, bro, I'd have been
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: it was had to be, had to be. I would
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  Speaker 2: have just done random ship like it was just pete
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: on the floor clean.
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: Okay, that has nothing to do with certain they don't
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: have a cleaning clear.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: The servo was just like, uh, some man is peeing
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: on the floor in here.
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: Guard saw boy boy trip boy peep.
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: Someone grabbing a moist tolet boy my hands.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: I just finished peeing.
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: Somebody wiped my tip. Can't let the last drop in.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Don't finish drawers, no matter how much you wiggle, shaking
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: dance the last drop in your pants, it does. I
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: heard that when I was like eighth grade. Never got
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: but you know it was.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: And then a Sunday went to a comedy show.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Uh, last minute thing me and Manti stepped out, said
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: he mentioned me at all?
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Goddamn wasn't he? There wasn't my idea with some asshole.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: It was a little double date, A little double date.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was me and Keanu La Monte Brandy sets
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: a little small table.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: There's a little baby table size it was.
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: It was one of these little ships in between together.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Just enough states for a drink for each of you.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: And we had food and the thing is right. So
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: like I thought I would be smart, Like where was
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: this at punchline?
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah? So I'm like, I'm gonna eat before I go.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: Me and Kan were taking a couple of shots before
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: we go to we get there, They're like, just let
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: you guys know, it's a two items for person minimum.
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: That could be two drinks, that could be two foods, food,
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: and drink. I'm like, God, damn, I did all this
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: so I don't gotta spend money.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: That's a sim city, right, No, No, it's near the Filmore,
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: the Filmore, the same line, Yeah, going towards the water.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: No, no, it's across from I mean maybe for you, Yes, yes,
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: it's just this is but yeah, we saw whitat FA Grotto.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know about this pronunciation of his last name,
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: but white, uh, funny guy, dark humor, very dark humor.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: I think he'd fit in. Well that's all i'll say
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: for now. Yeah, so yeah, maybe maybe won't get him
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: on there for lucky possibly maybe maybe maybe How long
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: was he on though?
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: The whole show was like over a little over two hours?
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: I think yeah, something like that little over two hours.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Was someone who wasn't funny? What was I want to
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: go into that? The first I guess we're going to
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: talk about it.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: The first dude was just super dry, like he was
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: this little like shorter, No, not him, I was talking
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: about the crystals. Oh oh, actually I kind of like
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: I enjoyed it, but it was just like he was
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: just super dry humor.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: He was like like a christ.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: With a what do you say, like a Christ operating system,
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: like for all the Indians Christ, he said, for all
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: the Indians.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: I was like, good, I'm not but I got damn.
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: He made one joke and that ship.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: I was like, what was it the porn one?
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: No, it was it was the one like when they
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: all did the collaboration towards the end, and like he
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: was saying something that actually was gay because somebody said that,
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: like like they referred to him being gay. I actually
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: want to know what it is gay, But I forget
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: what he said that It was actually funny.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Though sex with men something like it was super super dry,
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: super like straight to the point. Yeah, like a very
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: dead pan.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: All the comedians were like very just straight to the
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: point of the joke.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: But they weren't all dead pain.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: They were all Then the next dude, black dude, what
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: was his name, core Day, Yeah, Corday, Corday from California.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were all from.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: California or the last week California.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even know.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Corday was a big black dude and he would
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: just be like hell yeah, hell yeah, joke, hell yeah,
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: hell yeah. So you know, I'm a teacher at the
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: school and how many of y'all got bad If you
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: got a bad kid, clap your hands.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Not enough y'all clap your hands.
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: You had a problem.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah he was cool. I'm I'm he felt like
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: he was probably like newer into the game because like
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: at times, like his jokes felt a little rust, a
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: little nerve, but maybe still still has some good jokes
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: in there.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: I enjoyed it.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: And then Wyatt's brother was before him, and why his
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: brother is seventeen years old?
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, Luke Branches I think his name. His name is, yeah, Luke.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: He was seventeen years old.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: And I thought it was a bit like because I
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: walked on him, like there's no way a seventeen year
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: old is doing stand up comedy across the country exactly,
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: but he is, and he's.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Good for seventeen old.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like there's obviously a big difference between him and
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: his brother because his brother's been doing it for like
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: ten years.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: So but his delivery was like, oh, okay, I see
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: what you're doing, Like I see the potential there because
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: he was already like outgoing enough to you know, even
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: put himself on stage. I know they've been on multiple shows,
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: but I can't imagine doing that at seventeen, so I
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: can't critique.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Him too much.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: But yeah, it was a lot of a lot of
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: him talking about dating and his skin and his foreskin,
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: and this is seventeen year old for skin, and this
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: is a room full of adults.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: So it's like and we're just.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: Like, we're here listening to a teenage four skin teenager.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Talking about his dick, which sounds kind of weird, kind
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: of crazy.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: He was like thirties exactly. I made a couple of
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: pedo jokes.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: It's like, ah, yeah, I was like, okay, trying to
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: light you all up a little bit, yeah, a little bit. Yeah,
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: before his brother came.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: His brother came in with a waymaker abortion Palestine, damn. Yeah,
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: but you know, tasteful, tasteful stuff, good stuff, good stuff.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Brandy loved it. Actually, he said, actually listen to
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: the episode and you guys have him on. I was like, hilarious,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: I'll actually listen. Oh you weren't enough for him? Yeah
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: is Indian man. Yeah, he's like he's enough. Did you
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: guys a chance to meet him? Really quickly?
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: Because pretty much everyone wanted to like say, hello, get
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: a picture with him.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's when you asked him, Oh yeah, no,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I mean but you've got a podcast. I don't you
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: know how he is? Ken You didn't even say anything.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: I never said nothing to stock.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Keenan already knew.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: But uh, Brandy's hilarious because Keana was like, uh, like
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: we we we know the main guy is funny, but
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: like what if like the opening acts are funny, and
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: Lama was like, yeah, I'm saying it, just stay and watching,
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: and Brady turned around like we're staying.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: We're not gonna leave. If they're bad, We're not gonna leave.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I'm like paid to be here. You can't just spent
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: my money. I'm gonna say through some corny jokes, yeah,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I ain't never get I'm not gonna do that. I'm
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: not gonna get out.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: And the thing is that the place was small, so
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: it's like.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: If you left, you you you've seen everybody. Everybody sees
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: you leaving, and it's like, ah, now you're that guy.
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: That's some nasty ass.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Rosemary popcorn too that discussing.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, their signature of rosemary popcorn. Rose do not recommend
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: rosemary popcorn.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Yes, I didn't eat it. I took Keenan's word for it.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: Just just take popcorn. Take the thought of the taste
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: of rosemary. Sprinkle it on the popcorn, rosemary popcorn.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm, the thought of the taste of rosemary exactly
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: if you never had rosemarria, just just whatever you think
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: that taste would be.
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: That's what.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Put that on popcorn with a little bit of olive oil. Said, that's.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: It's a big brand and popcorn.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: But here's the thing, though, they know that she is
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: nasty because it's like, hey, you guys want to try
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: It's free, you know what I'm saying.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: I'm like, why are you trying to push this? Obviously
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: nobody wants to take it off to.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Me, you're trying to make or just make normal popcorn.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Just make normaloporn. Everybody likes that. Everybody.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Everybody likes kettle corn. You don't like ket kettle corns?
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: That sweet stuff? Right, here we go, Here we go again,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Here we go again.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: Like Crackerjack.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's even worse, that's even more sweeter. Yeah, but
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: that's caramel. Yeah, but you're there for the nut.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: What the only difference between kettle corn and cracker jacketts
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: in there.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, true, nothing, I guess so what even is? Yeah? Yeah?
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: Credit yeah credit? But yeah yeah cool weekend. I didn't
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: do anything.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: I want to say anything noteworthy. I have my own
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: brunch this weekend. That was cool. Oh really, I didn't
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: know about that.
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: We wanted to write it crazy wow.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: I posted it. Wait, I was posting it.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: No, here's the thing. We shouldn't get the post. We
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: should get the director invites. We're not regulars.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: You know what, Well, I will say this. I'll say
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: this next upcoming Sunday. It's called Sipping and Singing. It's
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: an R and B brunch. Y'all are all more than
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: welcome to come. What time is it one to five?
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: R and B Brunch next Sunday? I actually, I'm not
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: going to promise. I'm playing all the songs you can.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: I might be around.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Because it's my dad's birthday this weekend, bringing the brunch.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Mom came. She was having a ground I saw that.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: I saw that had miss Wendy. I here two stepping.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I saw her and I saw where was she at?
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Where was she at here? Oh? She was on a trip.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: They were in Jamaica looking all grown. I was like,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: what is this? His mama was looking grown. Yeah, I'm like,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: what is this? Why do I see mid drift? Mid
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: drift exactly?
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Missus Jay just just just gallivan gallup, Yeah yeah, gallivan kerfuffling.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: They got no canoodles, they ain't got no scruples. I
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: only got people at home that love them. She mom
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: been outside, I'm like a bull up. He said she
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: was gonna come. I really didn't think she was going
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: to And then she pulled up with my sister, so
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I was all right, you're in there, lit, I was
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: she my mom don't really drink that much like she
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: would take like a drinking like I mean, she is
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: like forteen's four eleven. Yeah, so it's don't take much
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: mount watch mounthwats get her bus.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: A little buzz before I go to bed. Listening listener
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: got me extra strength. I spin it up, but it's
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: still gotten.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Was in my mouth? Is that cool mint? But yeah,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: don't want to be the original? Yes, that brown? Remember
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: gambling House My grandma used to have that. I thought
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: the brown. Yeah, it was like god, damn.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: That's that's that mouth spicy. It just looks spicy.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: It like gas. It looks like it hurts, like, yes
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: it does. It looks like Henny. It looks like Henny.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: It's any of listenine of mouthwash. It looks like it
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: means what it says, kills ninety percent of germs.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: It was like that was like that belongs to somebody's
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: grandfather's back.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: It looked like it should go in a car. Brown
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: paper bag. This is my personal nobody touched this brown.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Paper bag original. Oh god.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: It was like it hurts, it doesn't alcohol.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Was watching a video on TikTok with this guy young
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: dude was talking about how he like. He was like,
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: you know, I don't understand why forties he's I didn't know,
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: like forties are actually delicious, like Walt liquor is really good.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Like, man, that's what you were saying. He's like, yeah,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: like never had forties is so stigmatized.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: But it's like instead of getting a pack of beers,
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: I could just get a.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Forty, get a forty and I'm good. I'm like, you
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: could get a forty huge.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: When I say there's somebody that comes, like the CIA
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: is fucking dancing, is sharing and listen, this is one
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: of our oldest tricks.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: It's still working, still still working. I can't believe it.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Have you ever drinking forty? Yeah? I'm drinking forty one
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: time in college. It's just it's like three and a
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: half beers or three whatever. It's just, but it's beer
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Mount Mully something about it. That's real. If they had
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: a forty ll NYE forty forty.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: Blonde, give me a forty mix hard limonade.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you have a sugar a forty loco.
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: Oh, the original of the new joint?
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: You might kill some Yeah, you'll definitely not.
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: Don't let it be the original.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Did you drinking original? Yeah? Nah, yeah, it was in Florida.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: That was the time I was in pitch. I still
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: didn't have an original.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've seen what they did to people.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: I saw people, just people the party shaking, like throwing
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: up thing, thing, thing.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: Throwing up on the sidewalk like fiends, Like, God, damn,
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: what happened?
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: He had two four locals, but the pre game, the
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: pre game bro making a line of wild bull.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Folding above them. Listen, y'all think y'all think cutwaters are cool? Now,
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: First of all, I don't know why people are so
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: late to those cup waters. Delicious they've been I was
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: drinking him like two years ago. I thought I was
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: late then, but apparently people are just now finding out
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: I think it's like waves, like one of those things,
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: like Okay, people know about it and it's kind of
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: goes away and it's like yeah, like during COVID when
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Capricio came out that wine, were like you ever heard that?
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: And it was sold everywhere. Yeah, it's selling out twenty
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: eight things.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Still never gotten none of that.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: It's all right, let's delicious.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: That's that's the blue mascotta. Right, No, No, that's that's
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: barton Or. We're talking about the one that has like
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: the little polka dots on it, the red and yellow.
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: It's like.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: It's angry.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it turns it into a Yeah.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: I was feeling real freaky after that ship. Yeah.
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: Now what really came out of the fucking the pandemic
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: was tailor port.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: That's true, yeah, because people didn't know like that. It's
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: just handy, but wine is dangerous when you mixed them. Yeah,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I had that one and it went out.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: Have like six of them?
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Huh, six of them? I know your pants are tight
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: all night? Nah?
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: It wasn't tight.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: It was actually very loose. It came off.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: He was like DiDio at the party that came off
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: pants around his ankles.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I drank. I think my balls is hot.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: I drank some tailor port, right, I who's gonna touch
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: my runner brouh.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: I drink tailor and ate cuchie for like forty eight minutes.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Bro, Like talk about it. I
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: mean ort, I'm a drinking hot. I'm gona drink taiorport
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: this weekend. I report back next week. Okay, you never
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: had I've had it in years. I'm not even lying.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: It's been a long time, like since.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: The thing is it's cheap too, Bro, like the fucking
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: handle John, It's like twenty bucks.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: See that's the problem. It's twenty bucks at cheap ass litter. Bro.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: That worked, but some bad hangovers because of being college.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: I was drinkingspect. I was drinking. Yeah. That that clear ship.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: You can see like the chemicals in it. You see
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: the atoms. It looks like oil and water. You see
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: it's separating. You said, my vodka is not supposed to separate,
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: but it is the Pinnacle. Bro. That's back when every
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: flavor Party. Yep, every play CARDI like it.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: Got got Daddy, we got wild Bed, we got Limo,
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: Dragon Fru Dragon, make a Pink Star Wars with the
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Dragon Star.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Wars in the bottom, in the bottom of the cups
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: and all.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: You remember you V you Ship you V vodka. The
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: Blue Jones used to take that, mixed that with a
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: red bull h bro.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: We was doing all type of stupid ass ship. It
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: was a great time. Right now. I don't know about
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: right now, but I do right now. I do right now,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I do well right now whatever whatever, whatever it is
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Irish carbom.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: I used to I used to make it, drink those
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: all the time, going out to the bar.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Get a couple of Irish call a little yer doing
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: yer Bob Yer is nasty, but it yes you b yeah,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: I don't mind. Really a liquorice one, Yeah, nasty, nasty.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: I did it one time where it was like a
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: little yegger bomb, but it was like a like a
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Christmas gift type thing, so like drops it in real fancy.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: I remember I used to. I don't know what I
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: was doing, but I was drinking. I'm a Retto straight,
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: not even I'm a redo salad ism atto and an ice.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Just it's licords, so it's just like almost syrapy. I
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: was like, yeah, this actually tastes really good because.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: It's just people that used to do that, uh with
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: peppermint snops. I'm like, you just drinking.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying I feel like we're getting dangerous a
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: little to rumplement. Now you could drink that straight like
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: you anybody ever had? Yeah, you have.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: It's peppermint licord. That's a hundred proof.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: It's just yeah, you.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Know what liquor it's that. It's a brownless dream. Yeah,
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: it's brownlisting.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: But you can drink it that and listen you you
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: it's like eating a fucking York patty.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: The whole body is gonna be breathing that you got
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: off at the top of the Mount a Verse.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your whole body is gonna be breathing. How it
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: feels that you five? Yeah, but you're.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Like that that does not sound fun. Every time your
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: heart is cold, it is going.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: It is fun. You can feel your freezer burnout from
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: your freezer BN exiting your body, feel in the mouth
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: through the asshole just like three. But just like that,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: you feel like you're doing photosynthesis. Put an ice synthesis.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Butt man, that ship is yeah, man, I would like
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: to drink. Was there anything like I actually want to
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: talk about anything happened this week? Got hacked? Oh yeah,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: t app south Park? That south which it was really good.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: I did watch that. That was good. I didn't watch it.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I didn't watch it yet, watch it. I will watch it.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I saw that one part and I was like, it's cooking.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: They came back shading on like bad, you know what.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: It was like really bad like it, you know, you
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: know what. It reminded me of them watch this episode
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: of South Park because they haven't made an episode and
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: how long it's been a little bit right, I don't know,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: you know. It was like listen to that Clips album,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: like damn, these niggas still got it. These niggas still
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: got it because it was just like it was so funny.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: And then they made Trump like Canadian. I saw that
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: like he's talking like the Canadian, Like you know when
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: you watch.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: So small, Well that's the signs in the picture.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: I can see it. Hilarious. It was. It was good
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: and at one point Jesus comes in and then like
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: like Jesus here to say it was but Jesus, Like
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: you're like talking to his TV's like I'm only doing this, like.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: I don't want to get shut the fuck you've seen.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: After the Colbert, I don't want to get cur He's saying,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: it's in the show good Ship, good Ship.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: So but you know, like the implications of why they're
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: doing that. No, So basically what's going down is like
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: basically for a while now, it finally just got settled
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: that they were having a dispute between like Paramount and
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Amazon streaming.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Rights to south Park on Paramount right now.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: And I guess Paramount acquired the rights to do south Park.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: South Park signed the deal for like one point five
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: billion with Paramount.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Damn billion dollars billion dollars they signed for a billion
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: dollars one point five billion south Park is like that
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: what the fun? I mean, I know it's like that,
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: but a five year deal but still still ridiculous.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it might be asserted about the episode ten episodes, ten.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Episodes a year, that's it in the episodes of year
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: for five years, the episode for a billion dollars being
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: in a half billion and a half shout out to trade,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: what are we doing, Matt Stone? Trade? Parker they put
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: the time in. They put the time in. Brother, that's tough.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: I just want what they paid, like the taxes on
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: that is great.
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying that they will be.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, look like god, it's only five hundred billion, it's
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: only fine. They only walking away with them. I want
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: you ever take but you run right through the Andes Mountains.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: So basically what's going on is like, uh, Paramount is
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: trying to do this deer where they're trying to get
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: bought out by this company called byte.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Dance, the one that owns TikTok. I think so that's
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: the one that owns TikTok.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, by then it's something it was it might be
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: by Dance or something called like smile by something. But
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: they're about to be by a company. But the FCC,
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: oh Skydance, goddam trying to buy out Paramount plus Paramount
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: and I guess the FCC and Trump they have to
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: approve the deal.
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: Right, Huh they're trying to shut me down on MTV.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, thank you.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: So they're trying to approve the deal, and like now
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: they're like doing a whole bunch of shit to like
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: kind of like a piece something by like, you know,
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: they fired Corbert, they gave him like a settlement for
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: like sixteen million over something like sixty minutes thing. I
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: guess that he didn't like the editing on and basically, yeah,
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: they're just kind of using that to say, well, we're
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: gonna get this money and say fuck you to him anyway. Yeah,
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: and I like it, And they're pretty much begging him
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: to shoe them. I doubt I doubt he won't. I
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: think he will because he's a narcissist.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, they have the money for it now, I guess, yeah,
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: but they will have they have it anyway, so shut
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: up to them.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: So I see what happened was like they bought it.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Obviously wasn't just for the next five years. They have
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: all of South Park on paramount the yeah, streaming rights
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: and all of that, So that that makes a lot
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: more sense because that's twenty This is season twenty seven, right,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: so that I mean.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: That's already been out. Yeah, people could probably illegally find
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: that that they really want to.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: You can, but now that it's on the streaming is
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: easier to find. Yeah, you gotta accommodate for it. I
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: guess whoa Yeah, it's still kind of crazy. Yeah, that's
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: but they're definitely gonna get sued though that that episode
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: good goodn't afford it. I'll just play it again. Yeah,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: unless Paramount was like, yeah, this is the obviously they
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: send an episode of Paramount, and Paramount was probably like,
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: we got.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: The lawyers, and that's what I'm saying, like, okay, all right,
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: okay man, it's a little dick.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: We'll make more money than this.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: And at the very end of the AI was you're
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: talking about Donald Trump went.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Yes, where they endorsed him. It's like Donald Trump, He'll
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: walk through the desert for America, but in the desert. Yeah,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Jake was great streak. They still got it. The t app.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: The t app.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so we talked about a little bit on Patreon.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: We did, but this happened afterwards. Yeah, so apparently it
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: got hacked.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: From someone told me, was this only applied to people
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: who've initially downloaded the app, because at first you needed
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: your ID to get on. So those people who had
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: their personal information on there, it got box. So their
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: information like address, full name, all that which is online.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: But the new people I guess that signed up recently.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: They then you have to use their ID so they're safe.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: That's yeah, I guess, but it seemed kind of goofy.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: But it is very goofy. What are you doing with
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: people's licenses?
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Why are you putting your license on it?
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: To spread awareness about this piece of ship? Yeah, the
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: app was the app was used for good. The problem
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: was for good effort. I mean, you don't think it's
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: made for Okay, the sentiments were for good. I know
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: it was probably intended, was intended. It was not used
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: that way. The intentions are good. Yes, it was used
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: for evil, just like just like religion, just like everything else.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Absolutely could be anything, sure, like how people use autism
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: evil sometimes.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: But I feel like, yeah, if you're going to put
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: your idea upon an app, you don't really know whatever happens.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: I'm not even about that because you really can't do
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: anything with somebody's license outside of just know where they live.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, well mhm, the full name, man, I'm sorry,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: and Andress. I wouldn't want that out there. You can
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: prevent it. Yeah, driver's license number?
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: What are you doing with that?
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Scamming? You can do a lot with it.
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: What are you doing when the driver's license number?
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: You're registering my car. Yeah, people, just yeah, I don't know.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Somebody can figure it out. Same way you got your
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Instagram hacking. You don't even know that was possible to
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: get hacked the way you gotta hacking. No, that's what
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: it was at smarting nigga and niggas had you write
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: where you wanted to, not at all, not at all,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: had you right?
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: He had you under his not at all in the
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: middle of India, Like look at this.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Isn't that crowded. So so look, guys, I got me one.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: There's a difference between hacking someone's account on line and
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: having some a picture of someone's license.
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: What are you doing with somebody's license?
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Nothing?
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: Absolutely nothing that information.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Like either would you want somebody to I don't.
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: I don't even need your license. I could just type
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: your name into Google and now get what.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: You don't even think I should look that up. I
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: was doing that on my my browsing hisstry. What can
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: I do with someone's license information? I don't know. Go
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: on Instagram and if you can scam, I don't know.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: If they can get their license number. They probably get
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: their their card numbers somehow where they put the card
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: number with someone else's name. I don't know. People are smart,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: We're not. I'm not a criminal. No, you're feeling to
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: realize how creative people are, you know, ken? It is
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: selectively naive.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: No, there's nothing you can do with somebody's license. There's
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: nothing you can do with it.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Maybe duplicate it and do what, steal their id, steal
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: their identity? Why are you doing this? Why? Why would
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: someone want to steal someone's identity.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: With your license? It is not the license that they need.
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: That's not the numbers they need. They need a social
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: security You're not getting that on a license.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: One step closer. That's one point of identification right there.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, people are creative. Can it? Don't
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: be naive?
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: I'm not big naive. I'm just asking just what can
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: you do with a license? What can you do with
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: somebody's home address?
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: More than you can than if you didn't have it. Yeah.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: Against the second the second thing that popped up, I
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: typed in can someone commit fraud? And then it popped
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: up with with my driver's license and it says yes,
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: your driver's license can be used to commit fraud. Criminals
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: can use your license information, particularly your driver's license number
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: to steal your identity, engage in various fraudulent activities, including
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: opening fake accounts, making unauthorized purchases, even securing employment under
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: your name.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: How are you doing that with my driver's license numbers?
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know. We're not criminals. I don't know. I
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: know that there's gotta be a way. And this makes sense.
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: Just like a got thirty years on s EF. How
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: many times have you had to use your driver's license number?
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Keenan. No, I'm seriously asking empathetically. They could take it.
• 45:00
  Speaker 7: They could do something with a vehicle, and then they
• 45:03
  Speaker 7: can get charged. They can get a ticket and not
• 45:06
  Speaker 7: pay the ticket, get a warning out for their rest.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you said, they can open up an account.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: You could.
• 45:14
  Speaker 7: It literally says if you steal someone's license, you can
• 45:16
  Speaker 7: create a criminal record for them that they didn't earn.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Of course, imagine you're getting pulled over it. You gotta
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: also get you gotta think these aren't good people. They're
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: just they'll just do ship just to do it.
• 45:29
  Speaker 7: With a license. You can cast a fraudulent check. That's
• 45:31
  Speaker 7: a felony.
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: M Okay, here we go.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: We got them. They're just evil, Like, there's no environ
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: or reason for being evil. They're just bad people.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: And it's like, if you're gonna, if you're gonna willingly
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: put your idea for this app that just plopped up
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: out of nowhere just to talk to about people, even
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: if even I'm gonna do off the primage if the
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: app was used for purely good. If you're uploading your
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: ID for act that just popped up out of.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Nowhere, hey hey man, it is what it is. Sounds
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: kind of dumb to me. I don't know. They probably are,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: just you.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: Know, they're probably dumb. Lamon and to Cato called them stupid.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: I am you getting dumb.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna call them stupid.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: If this act was created July fifth and on July sixth,
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: you're uploading your ID when you've never had to do
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: that for any other app, You're an idiot.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: What other social media you need to put your license
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: on there? For Instagram? Meta?
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: No?
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: I don't I do?
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: You do you verifying? Oh? I don't have to see that.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: You don't got to do it? Did they chase the
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: app down? What's he app? I don't know. Hopefully probably
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: just sign up. I've never seen it. I've never seen
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: because I don't. I'm employed, I don't have a Yeah.
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: But speaking of ideas, apparently New Jersey just passed a
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: law where you can now have your dig dig it
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: years ago.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Would it be considered a real idea? Though? You can
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: get a real idea all things, but you don't need
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: a realidy if you have a passport.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: Well, if you don't in the country.
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: Outside the country, you still.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Need a passport obviously, but in the country, you're going
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: to need a real idea. Yes, but.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: You can use your passport well yes, yeah, yeah, because
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: your passport is definitely unless you if you don't, if
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: you're not the type I want to take your passport
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: every time you go to the airport, get the real idea.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: I have a passport I D.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: So if you don't want to take that with you
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: every time you go to the airport, you would.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Get a real idea.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: Granted, living inside the country, you didn't, You didn't need
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: your passport. You could just go in there with your
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: license anyway. What the what make people?
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: This is people?
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: New licenses?
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Elsie, Yeah, I want to say, why are we doing this?
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: Make people?
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: What is a real id.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Extra verifications just type of things more less.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Fraud, more money in pocket, doesn't make me any more
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: of a real nigga.
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: No, No, you got staring your ship.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: That's what it is. You got stord. You get it? Yeah,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: I have it. I don't have it.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Speaking of IDs, demandem, have you heard about this? What
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: the mande have a new regulation? Porn be eighteen or over?
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Really to watch porn? Good for them?
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: I mean, and you have to put in your I D. Yeah,
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: it's some state you gotta do that, but now it's
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: the whole Kay.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. You gotta do that. Texas don't know because
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: you left me Texas. You gotta do that. You gotta
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: do that ship in Georgia. You gotta do that in Virginia.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Why are you so proud? Because I was looking at
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: you up when I was down there is it? Did
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: you put your ID in? Fuck? No, you put your
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: ID in there? You have a problem. Now you're sick. Huh.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: That's the last stage? Like do you really want to that?
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: What took me out of it? Immediately? I was like,
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: I don't even want to idea. I gotta upload the
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: ID and a picture of myself my phone over.
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: That's this is me horny right.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Now I need this nut badly. This is me bricked up.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: This is me. Do you need to see the brick.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: Half cocking photo?
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: This is me horny right now. That's the that's all
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: that is. It's like, yes, I'm about to beat my meat.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: That's the last checkpoint. Laughing you how bad do you at?
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Like twelve thirty in the morning.
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: Laptop light illuminating your face.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: You just got you and it's just you like trying
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: to do a face I D.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Looking mad, creepy, like from thirteen cameras, just looking crazy,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: just looking real hornily.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: Lusting, desire for your own, for your hand to aren't
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: even tired?
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: Hey man, at that point, you just got you either
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: go to Twitter or addit, get.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Off of the Google back to the old ship. Yeah
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: you got state. How does it even happen? They just
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: blocking on the website. That's crazy, Like hey.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: Nope, nope, nope, Like naham or is that do you
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: play boy?
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah? We need that ver for that sucks. Shout out
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: to them.
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: It's all about just it's all about the IP locations.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you got to get a VPN
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: some is that worse? What's worse? Using your I D
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: or using a VPN. Well, VPN easy though it. I
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: think VPN, I think they're both the face of addiction.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: But VPN, i'muld say this is you for the VPND
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: right now. I had a free VP when I was
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: in Jamaica, Gonald down in Georgia using free VPN to
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: do well. No, I was watching track.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: Using free was Yeah, I was using Yes, I'm using
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: free when I can.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: It's it's all about security. You're trying to hide yourself
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: and you're gonna use something that's free.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not trying to hide myself from other
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to hide myself.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: From Fox Sports. So I watched the Eagles game in
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: North Jersey. Yeah, well, well, I don't give other people.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to make sure sports.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be stuck watching the Giants and
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Jets at one p m.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: At one pm, I want to watch some real football
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: from Roger Goodell. I'm hiding from Roger. I'm hiding for
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Robert Craft of the Boys.
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: Now, you got to hide from your internet provider, and.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: They could, they could come. Tell all of them. I said,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: suck my fucking big and balls, nigga. I want an
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Optimum rep. Little does he know the CEO list is.
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: Isn't that right, mister Winfield, I'm cutting cutting down cable
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: on the whole block.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: You're not even going to your neighbors to get cable
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: ship now, huh what you got cable? Ju?
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: No?
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, well yeah, I just paid for YouTube TV.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: YouTube TV. You know you are literally only for that.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: You pay that him and Temple. My family has limits
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: him and Temper. I've never had heard of anybody having
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: YouTube TV. How was it? That's pretty dope, regular ship. Yeah,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: that's pretty dope. It's not bad. Never, that's never.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: I won't say that because it's literally never crossed my
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: mind like to get that. But yeah, often will chuck
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: my dick, Dennis Matthew. You know, did you just google
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: the CEO?
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Let me find out who he's like?
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, I just gonna say my full name.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: The gloves are coming off, and the whole suite out
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: there you don't have.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: Don't go up that far, No, bro, it's think it's
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: like Hamilton, really like Hamilton doesn't even have infinity.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: I can't imagine life without infinity.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: Right, it's nasty, that's just too far North love it.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: They based in Queens. You know they ain't ship.
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: Why you can't get.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Based in Queens file files sounds nasty. You think you
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: can get south, aren't you in a condo? Condo? You
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: get townhouse as long as you have direct TV on
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: our neighborhood.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: That that whole town. It's monopolized Optimum. Yeah, there's a
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: lot of towns like that, Like you only get one
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: cable option, and we happen to have the shittiest one.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: It sucks to Florida too. Spectrum spectrums and got me.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah they got they got autistic cables. It was pretty autistic.
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: Spectrum is as.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: Got everybody in Central Jersey bent over a fucking barrel
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: ship about it.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: I'm on my direct reports mom's cable mm hmm. Scamming
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: nice specially also in l A.
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: That's what the Lakers juice.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: I got a problem Spectrum, Okay, I got a problem
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: with Optimum.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: I'd say it's a step down from Exfinity. If you
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: have direct TV, I'm not watching sports at your I
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: don't even want to watch TV. First of all, the
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: remotest ugly and there's too many channels, like yeah, there's
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: too many channels and channels. Why the fuck do you
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: need this many Portuguese channels? What are you you know
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: who got too many channels? It just makes me.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: I always say this, like it's so much content out there,
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: so much TV and stuff out there, Like you have
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: a smart TV where like it's their channels, like the
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: LG channels or the Samsung. Oh yeah, my TV has
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: TV maybe like eighty billion channels that are.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: There watching this except for the people who are on
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: that chair. It's like a Portlandian channel, always a port
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Landing channel A while down channel.
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: Grassy channel.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: Yes, I turned that on and Brandon was, oh my god,
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: I remember this episode.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: I never watched this Canadian nonsense.
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: I never Okay, so I'm not the only one that
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: didn't watch the Grassy.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Show.
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: I didn't watch that didn't watch it. I never knew
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: that ship existed. I didn't know what the Grassy was
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: until Drake came out.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, I knew what it was. I'm not watching
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: this teenage was so good? When what wasn't who's the name?
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: JT died that Shi was ghetto was fun dying?
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: JT got Liberty pregnant.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she was like, well you were over it? Zealous.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: Remember when you got the extra large condoms.
• 56:00
  Speaker 6: He slipped off, smoked his ass, smoked that nigga up
• 56:05
  Speaker 6: extra large condoms.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: It was notough for that nigga.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: That nigga was trying to get bitches and he thought
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: he couldn't.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: He was such a nerd with this girl. Man. He
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: for the longest time.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: And the girl was like, they like this older nigga, Craig.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: And she was like and t J was just like,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: what's his name?
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: J G. I don't understand what they see in Craig.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, he's older and he looks better
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: than you.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: Let me.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: We can start with that. And he's not a fucking dort.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: But he just couldnot wrap his mind around it. Now
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: fast forward, they in gym class one day.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: I didn't know you did you have jim class with
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: different grades, but they do with that in Canada, Nigga
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: takes a towel. Apparently it suggested that Craig got a hammer,
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: got a.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Hammer, he got the he got the got a ball
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: ping hammer, he's got the CEO.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: He got the the CEO, deer park water bottle.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: The baby. The baby are holding an apple. That nigga
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: big like dread if you know, you know, look him up.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: D R E d D. That's a big boy. Don't
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: do that on the work computer.
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: Definitely, don't do that work work d r E d D.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: You don't have fun.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: They might just come up with judging the movie.
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: But but yeah, I'm bout saying, this is definitely a movie.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: So XXX how about that.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: That? Don't get that nigga right out of there. They'll
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: find what you need. But anyway, that nigga, Wow, that's
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: ridiculous that ship.
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: I just don't know.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: What What are you supposed to do with all that?
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, Bro?
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: Where should be going?
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: You see where it goes? What the where the hell
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: should be going?
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: Bro?
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: I was like a real bro. So that's actually they
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: see that a medical issue.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: They see that, and they's like, oh, obviously the reason
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: that they like Craig is because he has a huge penis,
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: even though they've probably never seen it before, so how
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: could they know? But this nigga's solution is not, you know,
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: be more charming, be nicer.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: I would get a penis pump.
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: All right, man, I don't know what's going on in Canada,
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: but this explains a lot he's thinking, thinking like.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: The chick many over. He's like, yeah, you want to
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: get more comforts. She's like, yeah, I'm gonna go to
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: bad all right.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: Cool, this nigga says, now'ss time to start coughing.
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: My penis like Austin powers and gets caught.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: What the hell you in the bed pumping his dick
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: in Canada? He tried, no, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: about that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry about what dick. Sorry
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: about it. I'm sorry about it. You weren't supposed to
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: see any of this. You're not my money.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: So yeah, hilarious, but yeah, mad channels on those things.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I see after Yeah, well I got some
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: questions for you. Uh. First question it was like last month.
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know what brought this up, but they said,
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: do you think Caystan Not is problematic.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: To the community?
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: Which community?
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: I think they mean the black community. I actually don't
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: think he's problematic to I don't think. Yeah, I don't
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: think he's problematic at all. I think, but I know
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: he has a lot of kids that follow him. While
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: you got your eye brows up, do you think he's problematic?
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: I think I think how I don't think he does anything.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: I think I think he uses his success for good too.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: I don't think he's a bad guy. I don't think
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: he is as anything intentional. But I think he.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: Him specifically, not any of the other streams. I think
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: him specifically. But there are some troubling things that I've
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: seen from him or him him what specifically?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: One specifically, I'll never forget when he said African Americans
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: have no culture.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: When did he say that?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: He said that on the street one day?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: Was that recently?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: I want to say, a year or so ago?
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: Is he not African American?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: No, he's Caribbean, some type of Caribbean.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that already that right, there is a strike,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: But I let that go.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: But I don't remember he's twenty three.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck age that's old enough.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: To say something along those lines. Nah, I'm not that.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that tells me, that lets me, that gives me
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: an insight into your actual thinking in Hatian Hatian, that's what.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: So that's a strike there, and then what kind of
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: let me tip off to it recently? Is like I
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: don't know, if y'all. I don't really follow obviously streamers,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: but I guess this is this streamer kid Neon.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know Neon bro.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: Right, hold on fuck that absolutely all day with you
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: on that so real quick. He was on the Breakfast Club,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: I guess he's They let him on the Breakfast Club
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: talking about he had some announcement. Basically, they rushed his
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: ass with a bunch of questions talking about pretty much
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: press him for a lot of the racist things he've
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: said over the years.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: And I didn't realize how racist he was, very very racist.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: Did not know that it's very, very racist. And it
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: was like two years ago.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and like, oh he was this kid, No, he
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: was nineteen, He wasn't a child. He was being very
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: racist on the internet.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: And he wasn't saying things like not like saying, oh
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: African Americans have no no, no, no. He was saying.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: She was saying, I don't like black people because somebody
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: robbed my dad once he said a last favorite race,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: I don't like all black people.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: And then all those people, a lot of people like, oh,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: you're trying to defend them, like break this club man,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: whag for that? They should have been more professional.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: That was huh, that was I.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: Thought they were very professional. They were doing the interview. Yeah,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: I think listen, I don't care about being nice to racist. No,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: and I don't care and I don't care.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: If you decided six months ago that you're going to
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: stop being racist, that's fine, but you're always going to
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: have to do penance, because nigga, we saw you do that. Yes,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: seven months ago, my nigga, you were calling people niggas
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: to they face. You were at a zoo talking about, oh,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: that's costs and that calling costs and that's mom fat
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: Harriet Tubman, which he said, you know, he forgave him
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: for all that, or said that's not a problem. That's
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: kind of a strike to me too, Like, nigga, that's
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: your mama. Have some self respect. And then he's going
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: on stream kai defending me on talking about they was
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: whack for that. They should have you know, they got
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: to be more professional, blah blah blah. I'm like, oh, nigga,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: and so to me, it's like, my nigga, you don't
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: stand for nothing.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, because.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: For you should never defend the nigga that called your
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: mama Harriet Tubman.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: You're a like nigga.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: He's also very Christian as well too, like he don't
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: give What that means is he's very big on forgiveness.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's fine.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: He's very big on on for forgiveness, not holding grudges
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: and all that good stuff.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: So they probably forgave him for that.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: So he was like, Okay, now, because I forgave him
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: for that, I'm not holding any dead weight or it
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: will towards.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: So why criticize the people that are president?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: Rightfully, So he could feel that way, maybe that was
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: his genuine belief.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: And if you had, I think you're I think something's
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: wrong with you.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: But again, why is that damning towards the community, Because
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: that's excusing.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Racism and direct way.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: You should always be you should always feel empowered. There's
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: no no sympathy for racist ever.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: I think that's an overarching thing with like media we
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: are too coddling of racial or racist ideas.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like press them all the time everywhere.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: Never, they should never ever feel comfortable, never ever feel safe.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: You should never ever ever.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: Like people shouldn't be comfortable saying they're a Nazi in public.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah on camera, I'm a fascist, I'm a Nazi.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: I'm a white genocide, white replacement god, white people are
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: are Native Americans, like ship.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: Like that, or I'm gonna go to a zoo. You're
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: that's a monkey.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: Oh that's constant that a or a Your mom's fat,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: Harriet tubman, nigga.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: I could forgive you. If I forgive you, you can forgive.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: But not excuse or forget like you be like as
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: soon as Leon would have came up, like man, I
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: don't mess with that dude no more. Whatever happens has happened,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: don't go well, they should have handled it this way
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: and did it. No, you you handle racist hour the
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: fuck you want to handle them that Maybe that's.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: That.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: And if you're handling is the way, it's to coddle him,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: something's wrong with you. So I'm not gonna say he's
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: completely problematic, but I'm just saying there are things I'm
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: seeing that are troubling.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: The only thing I will say that's problematic is he's
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: introducing kids to stuff early, right, That's the only thing
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: I'll say.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: And not even respect him what he said. He doesn't
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: he's trying not to do stream like streams with like
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: only fans girls and.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: Ship like that.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I respect that, I do.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm just saying as far as like black
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: culture or the black community, there are a few things
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: that I'm saying that I do.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: What King said is part of black culture, that's the
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: best part of the community. Yeah.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like like, for instance, I.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: Kids watching that, Like he had Snoop on and he
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: had he asked Snoop, how fast can you roll a joint?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: And Snoopy roll the l.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: Right there on live and it's like, you got kids
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: watching this, So it's like yeah, So it's like also
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: stuff like that, like introducing it early to like kids,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: black kids, white.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: Kids, all.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: But also if you ever watch his content for real,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: it's kind of in between, like it's not really four kids,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: but kids watch it. Yes, But also that comes down
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: to like parenting.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: Know what I'm saying, like, Man, I knowed that you
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: need to acknowledge that you got a large majority of
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: your fan base it's niggas under eighteen.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: And that's fine, and he does acknowledge that. But that's
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: the same thing as people saying, like, well, Meg the
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: Stallion has a very large young population, does she have
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: the monitors the things that she does, like does she
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: have to stop to working.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: Little girl? So it was never please don't stop, Please,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: don't stop. But Meg, Yeah, but she it's not like
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: they sign up to be role models. They just happen
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: to have a year enough.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: So that's why that's something.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: I don't holding him too bad, but I acknowledge that
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about like things you don't have you don't
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: have to defend, like sideways racing, where you don't have
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: to say that black culture has that Black people in
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: America have no culture.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: I think somebody he had got educated on. I think
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: he's a pretty open person. That ship man. It's twenty two.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: If you don't you gotta know this ship. Broh. No,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: you can't say people don't know nigga don't know until
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: they know. You know that black people know. He cover
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: your goofy ass head. And that's what I'm saying. Some
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: people just don't know what they're talking about. He has
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: to be educated. He doesn't know, he doesn't know what
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: he's saying. That is ignorance, that's ignorant. He just didn't
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: know what he was saying. This man very fast. That
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of black culture. He learned very quickly.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: This man grew up in New York.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: That's that's black culture. Through and through, So I don't
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: want to hear.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: To hear.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: You just literally don't know what you're saying. You know
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: what you're talking about.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: I'm not even gonna say that they don't know what
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: they're talk about.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: It's just my fuckers chatting. Yeah, I mean you're just
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: saying words. You don't know what I'm saying. You think
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: just because uh, we don't have our own fucking flag
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: or something like that, our own language. Yeah, we don't
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: have our own language, do But like you're just ignorant,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: you know what you're talking about. So that's how I
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: see that.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not how I see that. I feel like
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: that's something you're probably at home.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: He probably like you you don't have anywhere else to
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: go back home to, or saying it's just something he
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: heard or saw.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, that makes sense, but
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: it actually doesn't. It doesn't make sense to anybody else
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: who believes that you sound dumb. Yeah, you just need
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: to be educated. Hmm. You listening to black culture right now? Yeah,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: show that's up, nigga. Next question and have the black
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: you got snoop on? Next year?
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: You?
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the culture keep doing anything? Yeah, they said, next question.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: That was years later though, But I'm just saying next
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: question but not a question.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: But oh well, I just wanted to put my what
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: my top five NTS tics or random outbursts real quick
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: number one, Elsie Dear Noise, number two, Laman's voice, number.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: Three, King Dookie, number four, Corey and Elsie's evil laugh.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: What is that? I don't know. I gotta hear a
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: sample of that. Yeah, yeah, I got it.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: And number five anything Mike says in Old English. Yeah,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: that's a that's a good list.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: That's a good list.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 7: I thought Mike's slave voice would definitely make that list.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: I don't think it makes as many appearances, so maybe
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: that's it, you know, I think that's it. The Old
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: English voice is definitely better than the slave boys, though,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: that I like. I like what's the best? The Southern bell,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: the Southern Bell. I'll be Marshalot, marshal you gonna take
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: my take off my job in the middle of time, squeat.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: About my daily salve and pray and face East next
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: and face the Mecca.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: You realize that just pray? That really just ended up
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: being uh, Brittany Renner, Okay, you know basketball wives. Now,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that. Oh, I knew that. I knew
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: that she was gonna last eight weeks. She has a
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: skin crawl. I can't she doesn't. John, there's no bro.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: There's like she just has no morals. She just she
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: get to buy anything, anything to not have a job, anything,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: if she can do anything else.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: No, I'm talking about like a nine, like a regular job.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 5: Listen, doing everything you can to make sure you don't
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 5: have a.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: Job is a job.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: That's working hard, right there, do anything to not put
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: on a blouse.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: She's been grinding for years. She has, but it's just
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: like that's nasty, man. Somebody gotta do it. Like keep that,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: like you have to bother the people.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 5: Somebody gotta do it.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: I can't keep that ship. Like why do you have to.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: Sell that beautiful religion? Yeah, come on now, like with
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: your nonsense.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: And you picked the perfect dumb ass. Oh, she picked
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: the perfect nigga. I'm almost mad. She was so smart
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: for doing that. She found the perfect idiot in Kevin Gates. Wow,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: Wall the perfect idiot. It's already over, Kenny, Yeah, I
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: mean they're over now, they're done. I don't even know
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: to do exactly. Weren't they married? Why do you think
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: that's why she converted. I don't follow these exactly. That's
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: why I said I don't follow these people. Bro in
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: this room. So, Brittany Runner, you know, did you reverted
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: to Islam? You know? Must right, Yes, she did that
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: because she was married to Kevin Gates.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: I mean, didn't do that first and then she got
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: she met Kevin Gates exactly and married him.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: I thought it was the other way around.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, she did the She did the
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: Muslim or converted to Islam like last year or maybe
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: multiple years ago, but multiple all right, last year, whatever
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: it was, I think it was Kevin Gates just happened
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: like this year, and it's already it only lasted.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: For fifty two days, yea simultaneous like keeping tracking married.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 5: I just looked at Um Kim Kardashian, Chris Humphrey.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: I mean they weren't married long at all. That's why
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: people know the exact time, because it didn't last long. Damn.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, next question, my cousin did something like that.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: She was married like a year. Okay, if you like that.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: Sometimes before the question is like to on the eighty
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: days I saw someone someone else asked for ten million dollars, yes, okay,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: and ten million dollars. But I have to go to
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: prison for two years. You, yes, I have to go
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: to prison for two years.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 5: You can handle it?
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: Are y'all doing it? I mean prison? I have to
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: go to prison for two years. I' down the middle.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think you can handle it.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: I think you can.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 5: And then when you get out, I give you six.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: He's gonna ask fore that's fair pretty much?
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 5: I'll give you six?
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: How much? Ten million, ten million.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: I'll definitely bust that down with half of Nah, now
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: you actually did the time, you get more money.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: I'm giving him six.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: The deal don't happen without me.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: That's fine, But he did, Like the majority of the world,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: I could give him nothing. You could, and you'd be
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: an asshole for that.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: I think I feel like I'm a great guy for
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: give him. If I had to break this down, and
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: I'm being very real, I think I would give him
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: eight and I would keep too. But that's too much,
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: very just for two million for two years with the prison.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm gonna get him six. He gets six. Eight.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: I did nothing and I get two million dollars. I
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: didn't even do anything. M hm.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: Given the opportunity for him to go to jail, you
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: make ten mail, didn't offer him to deal.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 5: You gotta come out with something.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: Offer me the deal.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 4: You know, the trauma of sending your mans to jail,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: you know, and he don't know the reason why he's there,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: but you know.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: That it's actually your fault.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: And two million dollars when you come out, you're good,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: You're good, Okay, Well, what if you can't tell.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: Him two million dollars you don't will be understood when
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: he'll forget it when I get that, don't worry, bro,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: It all makes sense in two years, I for to God.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: And then once you get that six you'll be like,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: all right, cool.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna make sure Brandy and the dogs is good.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: I promise you they'll be.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: They will be taken care of, okay, And if you
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: don't want them to taking care of, let me know
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: now I can make sure they never.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: You want me to just look out for you. Yeah,
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: that's crazy, because could let them struggle to you get out? Crazy.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: I don't know what to do, can't I can't even
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: make hands man, that's crazy, damn crazy.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: I don't even know how he got locked up for
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: real ship one, kind of like little Baby three. You
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: got locked up for.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: Four hundred seven thousand, six hundred and twenty one. Four
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: hundred seven, six hundred and twenty two.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Damn, I fuck been went up. Oh that's what one.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know how you're gonna get that, but I
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: pray for.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: You, honestly what I would do, real nigga, I take
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: I take your six right. I busted down half for you, right,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: and as soon as you go down.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: Take your half. Put that ship in a CD.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, like two years then I then I just yeah,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: and I gave you interest off the top just because.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: I'm such a great guy. I accept that, thank you.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: Or you just take this eight million, accept that too.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: I'll take too. Hopefully hopefully you're in prison with one
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: of my family. I make sure you said that. My
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: man's right there. Watch him.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: Nobody touching anybody touching or watching.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: Protect my mind. You at Trent and State with Max
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: b Oh, that's even better. You getting serenaded.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, Mike loves you all right, freak wave,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: I got I gotta record something for you.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: You magic Lama on a Max B saw. He's like you,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: doctor whe real wavy. Yeah, we real wave y'all here?
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: Baby is Meg November? November? Guys, we're close, said Nigga
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: is not coming.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: When he does, I want an apology.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. He'll come on the same time Dee talks
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: come out. What's coming out November? Then? Next question, whoever
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: asked this black verse Jewish question? I'm not asking. I'm
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: just gonna tell you right now. What was it? Question?
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: I'm not Can I read it? Sure, I'll let you
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: read it real quick. But there was another question, do
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: you guys want to do another person question or I
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: can save it for next time. Another prison question? Somebody
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: else going to jail? Possibly no, there's no reason not
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: another are Yeah? I think I was saying no, I
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: might say and Layman can? I mean, I don't want
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: to leave people hanging Layman's terms. It was like, would
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: you rather be in slavery at the Holocaust?
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: Pretty much? Ah? Thanks sucking. I'd rather watch the Eagles
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: win another Super Bowl next. I'm saying word.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 5: All three is hell for me.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: So so another person question stuck in the Eagles winning prison,
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: Would you rather go to a max security person for
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: a year or go to a same person for a year,
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: but you're stuck in a cell with an unsolved Rubik's
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: cube and you can't leave until it's complete.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: Oh max prison.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: So pretty much, if you do the Rubik's cube, you
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: can get out. I'm doing I'm doing the Rubik's cue.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: You know how to do it, Rubs. I'll figure it out.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: But I have nothing but time to figure that out.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: Let's say, I think it would take me less than
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: a year to figure that out. Yeah, Now let's say
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: let's change it.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 5: How big is the rivers cue because if it's a
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 5: normal standard six sp yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter long.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: It's not one of them them ships where like they
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 4: got the tiny tiny squares and the long rectangle jones
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 4: like the three.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 5: That's why it doesn't matter absolutely I'm doing.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: Let's say, no question, it's normal prison for a year
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: or the Rubric's cube option.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: You're on what's it called solitary solitary confinement. Still might
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: do the Rubis cue. It's just doing the rivers cub
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: until you figure it out, Yes, in solitary confine, solitary confinement,
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: or you could just do a normal year. I think
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: I know, I think I would do because you know,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: what so take confinement.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, I might go crazy, but I know I'm not
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: in danger of other people of violence or I know
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna sexual assault true or.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: Anything like that. And it's one ruby cub. It's not
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: the goddamn Dead Sea scrolls that I gotta translate.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: It's a ruby cube. Fair, I can figure it out.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: I think I can get that done in a week.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: Joe Kelly, I think you can get it done in
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: a day or two. Yeah, I can do it.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've almost finished them.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: It takes a this is it. It takes the average
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: person around three hours to solve a RUBS cue the
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: first time. Yeah, three hours. All right. I've never sat
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: down with so I have. I haven't either, But it's
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: like I have episode and we come in here. Try
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: to if you do that for the stream, we just
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: bring it for the stream and we start talking. Yeah,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: I toss it. You have you done? Yeah?
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 5: Do it during the poathon.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: But I mean I learned how to do I forgot
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: it now, but I learned, like the way to solve it.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: Set up this and then twist twist twist this.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 4: Gotta keep an eye on the squares in the middle.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 4: I say no, besides, it set up like the t
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 4: or Yeah, now trying to get me to juggle ship.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 4: I think I might do that. Jail for a year.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: I can juggle I know you can. Mm hmm. Next question,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: This one sounds stupid, but I'm gonna ask it.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: Since Wi Fi is sent through waves in the air,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: if I put a fan behind my router, will it
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: Will it make my WiFi reach me faster?
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: I got a word for you, stupid. You ain't gonna
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: like it.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: No, no, But if you put aluminum foial around it,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 5: it will direct.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: It direct where towards it where? Yeah, yep, I never that, but.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the fan doesn't affect doesn't affect those types of waves, truly. Question,
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: it's not a physical it's not a physical wave. So
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: the fans not gonna help. But the lumina foil will
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: help because.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: Strong yea put a fan on around it, push is
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: pushing the waves out.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 4: But since we're talking about WiFi, have y'all I'm not
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 4: sure if we're talking about in the podcast, but have
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 4: y'all seen the fact that I believe Infinity now will
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 4: make it so that you can use your WiFi as
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 4: security camera.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. So put it in chat recently.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 4: Yes, so that your WiFi is not so because it's
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 4: rated waves moving through your room, they're able.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: To detect movement you're talking about like the Dark Knight, Yes,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: like what Lucius Fox made.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, when you're using the cell signal and it's just making.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 4: Echo location, yeah, because it's hitting something and then sending
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 4: it back to say like you know.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: Okay for all the people that it's like, oh, this
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: is smarter than me having a camera in my house.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: No it's not. No, it's not no, it's not actually worse.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: It's actually worse.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 4: It's just a figure because it is the camera can
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 4: only see what you show it. That signal is getting
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 4: your the map out of your whole home everything, And
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh no, it's safer. Okay, sure, so.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 5: Now as somebody hacks it, now I know exactly.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: Where you're at. I have the floor planet of your
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: house and exactly where you are. I know exactly where
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: everything is.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 4: I can walk through your house in the dark because
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: I know exactly where everything is, like Splinter Daredevil exactly.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 5: It is stupid.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: People, Please do not use Do not use that. I
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: don't know how many luck just dropping in through your
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: going through the chimney, like simmy step over the ottoman
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: the kitchen. I knew that was going to be there.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: I knew that, and I sense that I've step over
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: the cat brouh.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 4: These fucking cats brou neighborhood cats bruh. Now all of
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 4: a sudden, they're starting to hang out underneath my step.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: So every time I'm coming home, it's just it's just
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 4: a group of cats just at the bottom.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: Of my steps because the only cool young hit No
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: fuck that, bru go over there with what's going on. Daddy,
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: give me some skin.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 5: I'm leaving to come here, and the cats just sprang
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 5: outneath myself.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: I'm like, bitch, move like me. I put some batteries
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: and some cat food. What they're helping out with the rats.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: We already talked about this. You want the rats of
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: the cats, well, keep your rats and the cats over there. No,
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: do you want the rats or the cats neither. You
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: gotta pick one down to pick. I'm taking the cats.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: And if they're looking at the money, take care the
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: dog is not doing nothing. That dog get his ass
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 3: jumped facts.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: Bitch ass.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: He'll get clawed in the eye one time, especially be
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: on TikTok mm hmm. That cat's a set running the streets.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: What was his name? Sorry him forget it? Menace? I
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 5: But the day, the day he got jumped, all the cats,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 5: the type of joys.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: It was like, get his ass, Craig and get that
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: get him Craig. Hen cool?
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 3: All right, Next question, When me and my lady was
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: long distance, she was okay with m Okay, when me
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: and my lady was long distance, she was okay with
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: me being the neighborhood boyfriend because she knew I was
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 3: friendly and helpful. But now that she lives with me
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 3: and sees all my homegirls or baddies, it's a problem
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: and and everyone wants to fuck me.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, is y' all women crazy? Or or is water wet?
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: That doesn't sound crazy at all. No, no, no.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 4: What what it sounds like is when there it was
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 4: long distance, Oh my gosh, she's such a great guy.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: Everybody loves him. But now that she's home or she
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: sees the people, they're doing stuff like oh fuck. Now, Yeah,
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: that sounds insecurities. That sounds that's in security, completely understandable.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: That's insecurity. It's insecurity, but it's understandable insecurity in my mind, do.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: You think do you think it would be a problem
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: with these chicks? Was ugly No, no, No, that's where
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: that might be an issue exactly, like an issue of insecurity.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: Like it's just like, like I understand what if it
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: was just on some like I don't want my man,
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: I'm here now, focus on me. You don't need to
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: be focused on thirty thousand others.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 3: Actually might still be an issue if they're because yeah,
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: they're still taking up his stum like it's just like
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: they're taking up their time. Cool, But it was just
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: he made he made he made it a point to
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: say that their baddies. So what that she ain't their
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: baddies or she just mad that or does she can
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: or she can tell that you think their baddies exactly?
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: You need to calm the funk down there we go, Okay, Okay,
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: that could be if.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 5: You're here simping like excuse me, let me get them
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 5: bags for you like.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: Over there.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be like that'd literally be like if you,
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: like you found out like Keanu was cooking for some
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: nigga at work.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of crazy.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: Now I gotta make I gotta make jamal and my
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: Atlantic corn bread and got red beans and rice.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: You take it two innches?
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: Oh no, this is this is this is think about
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: she cooked meals with a nigga. But you know, but
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: she's cooking so much. She don't got enough for you.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: Though, all right, we don't have to go that far.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: We don't have to go I'm.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 3: Saying, like, because like, if she's spending all this time, theoretically, dude,
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: spending all this time, she might not get enough of this.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 4: The issue the issue brought up wasn't the fact that
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: they're spending all this time.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 5: Is the fact that they're attractive.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: Or that they find him attractive. That's really the issue.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: Okay, since they find me attractive and they want to
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 4: fuck me, Hey, you're winning them, so do you want
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 4: ke and Kean's making them uh salmon cakes.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: Just the word.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 3: You know, I don't like salmon, so okay, but she's
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: not gooding for you. Well, then that's the issue. Hopefully,
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: hopefully he's still and that's her issue. But they're not
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 3: saying that. I'm saying either way, even if they're bad
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: or not, it's still like nigga, focus on the main
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 3: thing their issue. Isn't the fact that they're spending they're
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: not spending enough time with the person. Everything I think
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: has Look, I think that's just something he's not saying.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: It could be he might be, you know, half the story. Possibly,
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: let's hear her side of the story.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I feel like it's probably because they're bad.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: It's probably because they're they.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: Could be bad.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: But you're you're so focused on being the neighborhood boyfriend
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: that you're shirking your actual boyfriend duties or your own
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: boyfriend duties are like suffering, right, Like if that's the case,
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: then yeah, you need to tell them other chicks to
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: go Finn for themselves.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 5: You don't got a man, bitch.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: Pretty much like you.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: All Right, that was cool when I was just by myself,
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 3: but but I'm actually back now, my girls here now.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't need you carry your bags anymore.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't you have two hands.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: I can't help with the bags. But I can't stay
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: inside for lemonade.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, pretty Yes, I can't recap Love Island with you.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: I can't. Yeah, unfortunate. Next questioning, m.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, next question, what media type would you say? And
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 3: went to your personality the most. I would have to
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 3: say TV with the music as a close second. That's
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 3: what they said, music by light years. Really, i'd say
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 3: TV by.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: Many light years. Yeah. Yeah, like my life around music, Yeah, TV,
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: TV and movies. Yeah yeah, I'd say TV more than
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: movies for me.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 4: Just yeah, I watched TV a lot more than watch movie.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 4: It's it's hard for me to sit down and just
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 4: watch a two hour long movie.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm saying, like as a kid, even as
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: a kid, okay.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 4: Like, hey, were watching the movie, yeah, but fairly our
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 4: parents is coming on. Hey, I got this great new
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 4: movie that's Raven is in.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 5: The middle of the commercial.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: The Girls Too is dropping exactly tonight tonight tonight, and
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: we need to yeah, we need what.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 4: I watched a TikTok where somebody was talking about how
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 4: Raven was justified in Chee The Girls Too. Because their
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 4: goal was we're gonna come out here and we're gonna perform.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 4: We're gonna get this international thing.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: But the men that they get to Spain, Adrian Ballllan,
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: all of a sudden, you want to be bud buddy
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 3: with somebody just because they both speak Spanish.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, bitch, we're in Spain. Of course, somebody else is.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 3: Gonna be speak Spanish the other the other chick she
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 3: gets out there start dancing. I bitch, you could dance
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 3: on stage you meet a little white boy, or you're
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: over to going to a dance studio, Like, bitch, you know,
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: we are here to get on stage and perform.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: And Raven's like, if y'all not locked in, I'm going
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: to fuck home. Sounds fair to me. Yeah, And then
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: they kicked around and then they went to India. What
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: Raven Simone wasn't in the third movie? Wow? Uh, Yeah,
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: they went to India.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they went to India for the third one and
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 3: then watched it was ass. I didn't watch it either,
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 3: Like the music was asked, so I know the movie
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 3: was asked a lot of ass in indiot, you don't.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 3: I'm sure it's fine. Our one friend who went to
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 3: India with his this girl, he was telling us that
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 3: the train there Artie, I guess he's Artie was there
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 3: with this girl. And he said the person that set
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 3: up the train gave him like the low budget train
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: ticket and the bathroom on the train was just a
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 3: hole in the floor. Nice for all the business straight
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 3: down to the tracks. You're moving a moving train.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 5: That's why.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: It's just like it's a different life than living. But
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be like that. That's what Archie
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: was like, they have normal trains, but I don't know
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: why he put us on this super low budget Aladdin
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: in the King of Thieves train. We don't have to
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: live like street rats. Oh Jesus. But yeah, that's just
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: you know, it's just interesting to find out.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 3: But it's not all like that over there, and it's
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 3: like a probably a stigma they're trying to avoid.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: But that is a something that does happen. Yeah, crazy stuff.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: Shout it all my Indians. Facts we don't.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 3: It's just funny because throw back to glock dukie talk,
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 3: I guess and more prison talk. Technically, if someone breaks
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 3: into your house while you're taking a ship, do you
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: wipe first or make a glock duchie?
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: Everyone but King Dookie needs to answer this. Why can't I?
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: I guess you can answer to like, damn, you absolutely
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: make a glock duke.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 3: You because when there's nothing less that I think it's
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 3: uh a burglar would want to touch less than a
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 3: glock dukie.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: I better, How do you make that again. You just
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: shipped into a condo. You got to freeze. You're supposed
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: to freeze it. That's gonnalast pipeline.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 4: What's the block dukie? Oh yeah, you put it inside
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 4: the tooth pas Oh true, because I'm like, don't you
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 4: gotta wait for the eyes? You know, freezing, got freezing.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 4: That's crazy, not like.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: Real slow dude, the eyes and if you miss, you
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: get the mouth.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 5: At that point, just got grabbed at the toilet and
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 5: just spling it.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 3: How you gonna get this, guila gorilla? How you gonna
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 3: get this at the two pins? You don't got much
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 3: time that he broke into the eyes.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: Throwing ship. Y'all get out of here. Get out of
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: they throw shipspit like soft serve. Get out of here.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's regular splat. His father intake is
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: very hot. It's like he's done this before. Crazy stuff.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 2: I was wasching a video of like this baby. I
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 2: guess he shipped himself in his diaper. Didn't like the
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 2: filag of shipping in his diaper, took his diaper off,
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 2: so the ship in his diaper flew off into the bend.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: He's a little carriage, bad thing.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: And so you can see this on a little baby.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 2: Can The baby's clearly gona like, I don't want to
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 2: sleep with this fucking dookie in act, so he starts
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 2: taking the doukie, picking it up piece by piece and
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 2: tossing it and tossing it out of the car, and
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 2: the and the dookies sounds so loud. I'm like, this
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 2: baby was pooping Rocky a steel diamond, asshole.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: It's just yeah, it's my damn you. That is impressive,
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: dukie got base. I kind of like, I understand the
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: baby's sentiments, but you, little dirty ass nigga, why are
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: you throwing ship? Like I don't want to sleep with it?
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: I want this goddamn who put this in here? Who
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: put this dookie in here?
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 6: With me?
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: Now? Wait a minute, what the fuck am I gonna
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: do this? Do? Dude right here, get this doodoo out
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: of here? Hm hmm nasty. One more question? Yeah, maybe one,
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: let's say to see where this takes it. I said, oh,
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: it's another button question?
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 5: God damn, what is this goddamn button?
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: Put your guy button?
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 3: See what they got for this button? You're offered a button?
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 3: Every time you press it? You get ten thousand dollars instantly.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 3: But someone you've met once, or I guess someone you've met,
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 3: stubs their toe extremely hard. How many times do you
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 3: press it?
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: How many? How many times I tap mic is now
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: until my fucking finger breaks?
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 5: Is it the same person that that steps the toe
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 5: every time? Or is it random every time?
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 3: Let's say it's a different person every time that pressing
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 3: smash until my finger smashed?
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 5: The button?
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: Chat sash the buttons, violate the button? Yeah, really, I'm
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: violating that.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 5: But but I'm putting a piece of tape over that button.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: Is just keep it down, bro, what stuff the toe?
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: I'm hitting that butt like that like that lady hit
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: the drums. Yeah, I'm gonna lose tracking me time that.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: But what if it's the same person, are you having
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: any sympathy. I'm not doing it till they break. Yeah,
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: I mean they're gonna have to get whatever it's your mom, Like,
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening, or is somebody you met
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: one time? No, let's just say someone you've met before.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep doing it until I hear about it. Yeah,
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: Like I don't know what's happening. I just keep on.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: About somebody's because met one person.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: I met mad people one time. This might be my
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: first grade teacher about this. I'm never gonna see you again.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 2: I don't give a ship about your God damn stuping
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 2: my toe.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna stop until it gets brought to my attention.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like I feel like, oh, you know, you know
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 2: Ralph from account he had to get his toe removed.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: He just kept on stubb That's what I'll stop hitting
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: the butt. It's completely shattered. I'm gonna figure out if
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: if it has to stay that toe or stubbing the
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: other ones? How many jos stubbing all ten toes? Deon
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 1: Sanders by the time I'm done.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 5: Just got enough.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Dion and his bladder surgery. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: did you know that Dion Sanders had a bladder issue
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: and he had like a tumor removed or whatever. He
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: was having bathroom problems. The nigga couldn't pee right away,
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: the bladder cancer, bladder cancer. Well, turns out he was
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: documenting this like he does all things, and Karuci was
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: in the hospital with him like before he was going
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 1: into inf surgery Grocchi and not only was she there.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: She was only her eyes like, oh, like this is
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: going to affect us? Yeah, No, he divorced Polar years ago.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 5: Isn't Crouchie the one that he brought in to talk
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 5: to the football players. No, it wasn't Cruzie.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 1: It was Hell you're talking about. No, he bought it.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: He bought an I'm thinking of. No, he bought a
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 1: Tianna Trump right, yeah, brought Trump. Yeah. Yeah, Okay, Like
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 1: I ain't know you know this, this is the bitch
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: you stayed away from pretty much that. Yeah, that's what
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 1: it is. Shout out to Nicholas, Yeah, shout out to Nicholas.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 1: But apparently he's with Krucci.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know when or how or why that happened,
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: but it's like, Crouchie, you are a thirty something year old,
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: thirty seven thirty seven year old Blazian woman, Crucy Tin
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: fifty something. Why are you with this sixty fifty something
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: year old diabetic with six toes, five kids? Grandkids? Want? Like, what,
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: he's a good man. Does he have diabetes? Yes, I'm
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: pretty sure, I'm prompt. Isn't that why he's missing? No,
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: it's frostbite. No, he had frost bite. You don't remember
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: the frost bite, that's what was. Yeah, I remember what
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 1: then he did m yeah, uh yeah, he's uh fucking rich.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 1: So shout out to them, Yeah, shout out to them.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah I'm hating but whatever. Yeah, Carochie come home so
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: nigga can just have it all. I guess.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 5: You never had to masturbate.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 1: And now he's with Wait, he said that he never
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 1: beat He said he never beat his meat. He's never
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 1: had to. I'm prompt, all right, Yeah, he's prime time.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: I've never had He sounds like the most interesting man.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: That's a lie.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 4: I've never had to masturbate, even if something was like,
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 4: excuse me, I don't believe once he was like, hey man,
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 4: I never had to.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 1: Always had somebody to do it for me. All right, man,
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: I'm like, that's either nah, it's just cat. It's a lie.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 5: It's just it's just cat. It's either he's a victim
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 5: orris cat.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 1: True, it may not be victim, could be. But yeah, on.
• 1:40:17
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• 1:40:20
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  Speaker 1: Watch Did you watch the video early? Oh hilarious. I
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 1: don't you think I'm gonna let you bomb bag Dad again.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 5: Keep it moving, keep it moving, keep it moving that.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 1: Pistol, keep that. He said, your shirt don't fit, your
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: shoes ain't my size. He asked for a light up. Yeah,
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: we're gonna watching super funny yo. He said. He's talking
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 1: to Zach Fox in the interview like that.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 2: He was like, he said, you liked people like to
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 2: see you a nerd, but I don't think that's accurate because.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 1: Like how you a nerd and you a lit DJ.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 2: You got bitches everywhere. He said, they want to make
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 2: call the Nigga nerd or because he likes Japan. If
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 2: you want to get some fun, watch Little Daddy ts A.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 2: It's adult swim Yo, funniest shit ever.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 1: Watch that. It just came out from today Monday. This
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 1: one were recording the pocket. I know some people are like,
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 1: please tell us when you guys are reporting. We record
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 1: on Mondays. So it just came out three days ago,
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 1: this video I'm talking about, so by then yes, but
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 1: watch this please. Yeah so good anyway and yeah so.
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• 1:42:18
  Speaker 4: week by platforms.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 1: You idiot. I said it was the movie because I
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 1: said it was. It was a sticker, wasn't it, you
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