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Mac & Bone - Random Crap · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Random crap, random crap, Mac and Bone talk, random crap,
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  Speaker 1: random crap, random crap, Mac and Bone talk, random crap, random,
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  Speaker 1: random crap, random crap, random crap.
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  Speaker 2: What the deuce?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, crap.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, crap.
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  Speaker 5: We stink like a baby's blowout infested diaper.
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  Speaker 3: They talk about crap that is random.
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  Speaker 5: It's the queen city's favorite born in tandem.
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  Speaker 2: Mac and bone. Random crap. Mac and bone.
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  Speaker 5: It is random crap time, ladies and gentlemen. Let's enjoy ourselves.
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  Speaker 5: Let's hit you with some fun stories, shall we? Including
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  Speaker 5: Jerry Jones telling a weird story yesterday on with Shan
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  Speaker 5: and RJ down there in Dallas on the fan. He
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  Speaker 5: makes his weekly appearance, was asked about memories in Green Bay,
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  Speaker 5: thought he might talk about somebody making a play on
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  Speaker 5: the field for the boys.
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  Speaker 2: Nope, this is the story he told.
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  Speaker 3: One of my greatest memories, and this is not the
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  Speaker 3: area you're talking about, was after the game against Green
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  Speaker 3: Bay maybe 25 years ago. All of my grandchildren were
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  Speaker 3: very small, four or five years old. And I had
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  Speaker 3: a car full of them. We'd been up to watch
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  Speaker 3: Green Bay and Green Bay. It was so cold. And
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  Speaker 3: as we left the stadium, we won. As we left
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  Speaker 3: the stadium, we were in a long, big cart. And
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  Speaker 3: I saw this lady headed toward the car. And she
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  Speaker 3: comes up beside the car running. She's so upset as
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  Speaker 3: a Green Bay fan. And she was pretty hefty. And
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  Speaker 3: she turns around and pulls it all down and just
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  Speaker 3: plants it right up against the window. And everybody inside
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  Speaker 3: was in awe and couldn't believe it. And then her
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  Speaker 3: skin stuck to the window. It was so cold. And
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  Speaker 3: when she pulled away, there was just a big print
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  Speaker 3: sitting there on.
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  Speaker 6: The side of the car. My word.
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  Speaker 3: There were about 10 or 11 of us in the car,
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  Speaker 3: and we can still see it today.
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  Speaker 2: So there you go, Bone.
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  Speaker 5: That's his favorite Green Bay memory somehow.
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  Speaker 7: She just showed you what your franchise has been for
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  Speaker 7: the last 30 years.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Bone, there's a problem with this story.
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  Speaker 3: Go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: The internet started it.
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  Speaker 7: Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones, tell me what's wrong with the story.
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  Speaker 5: The internet started internetting. And people started trying to figure
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  Speaker 5: out what year, when did this happen? And people now,
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  Speaker 5: I mean, there are blogs that are giving you all
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  Speaker 5: the details of why they think Jerry Jones made up
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  Speaker 5: this story. They only won three times in Green Bay.
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  Speaker 5: And two of them were days where the temperatures were
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  Speaker 5: in the 60s. So it wasn't a cold day where
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  Speaker 5: them big old cheekers would stick to the car window. Man,
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  Speaker 5: people are really taking this serious. Then 1991, Bone, it
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  Speaker 5: was 44 degrees, so he could think that's cold, right?
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  Speaker 5: But his grandkids weren't born then. In 1991. So people
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  Speaker 5: are out there calling Jerry Jones a bald-faced liar, saying
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  Speaker 5: he made up a story.
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  Speaker 7: He also was in a car, but was that, if
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  Speaker 7: it's a road game, that wasn't really his car, so why?
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  Speaker 7: Then he said they still, when he said they still
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  Speaker 7: see it, did he mean they still see the print?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they see the vision. Or just the image, the
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  Speaker 5: vision of the cheating. I didn't think they just see
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  Speaker 5: the vision. He also called her, he also called her hefty. Hey,
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  Speaker 5: the hefty woman, he had to make sure he knew that.
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  Speaker 5: So I don't know, Jerry, did you tell the, did
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  Speaker 5: you lie? Did you make it up?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: That's a hell of a story to make. It feels like,
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  Speaker 5: did he conflate stories? I don't know what was going
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  Speaker 5: on there, man. I can't imagine Jarrett. Old Jarrett, tell
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  Speaker 5: a lie. I can't imagine that. They did play them
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  Speaker 5: in Milwaukee a couple times and beat them. So did
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  Speaker 5: it happen in Milwaukee, not Green Bay, maybe? I think
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  Speaker 5: that's possible. Anyway, God, that story. I mean, why is
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  Speaker 5: that your go-to story for Greenback at times?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, was it a different city, man? Could it
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  Speaker 2: be a different city? I don't know. Oh, Jerry. Oh, Jerry.
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  Speaker 5: Bone, what do you think of Wingstop coming out with
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  Speaker 5: a new wing flavor? Sour Patch Kids, wing flavor.
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  Speaker 6: I know you're.
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  Speaker 2: The one that found this yesterday.
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  Speaker 5: There's some collabs, Bone, that don't need to happen.
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  Speaker 2: Is this one of them?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, there's so many collabs that happen. I don't feel
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  Speaker 7: like wing collabs need to be one. Like whether, you know,
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  Speaker 7: cookies and chips. All those type of collabs, especially chips.
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  Speaker 7: That's one thing. I don't know if we need to
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  Speaker 7: mess with wing flavors all that much. I think we're... Are.
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  Speaker 2: You basic with wing flavors?
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  Speaker 7: I'm not basic, but I don't think we need to
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  Speaker 7: start adding sour wings and wings based off candy.
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  Speaker 2: I think the wing flavors are fine.
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  Speaker 3: We got a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Sour Patch Kids lost me. I will say this.
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  Speaker 5: I love at Chex the strawberry hot and the raspberry hot.
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  Speaker 2: I've not had that. It might sound weird to people.
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  Speaker 5: But it's legit. The sweet, like it's the same with
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  Speaker 5: hot honey, Fit. The sweet and the hot is so
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  Speaker 5: good together.
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  Speaker 2: It's beautiful, man.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never dabbled in the strawberry hot or the
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  Speaker 4: raspberry hot.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that good? One of those flavors Walkers go to?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Walker always stamps for the strawberry hot. I would
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  Speaker 4: just like to try the sauce for like I ordered
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  Speaker 4: a wing and then not like it. But I'm always
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  Speaker 4: afraid to ask the cashier, like, hey, can I taste
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  Speaker 4: the sauce before I... Order 10 wings of the sauce.
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  Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead, Finny.
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  Speaker 7: Go ahead, baby. I don't think that's how to order it.
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  Speaker 7: Texter says that wasn't a hefty woman. That was former
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  Speaker 7: Packer Gilbert Brown. He had some big old cheekers, didn't he?
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  Speaker 5: That is funny right there. P-Man, where do you stand
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  Speaker 5: on the strawberry hot, raspberry hot?
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  Speaker 2: Do you like that, or do you think that's... You.
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  Speaker 6: Asked if Bone's food tastes are basic, and I would
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  Speaker 6: answer that they are.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Coming in just firing. I ranked you
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  Speaker 2: my favorite employee today.
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  Speaker 7: Coworker.
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  Speaker 2: And you treat me like this?
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  Speaker 6: I'm nervous who's ahead of me.
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  Speaker 2: Not Mac. Apparently.
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  Speaker 7: I just think that we don't need, we have a
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  Speaker 7: lot of wing flavor. We don't need to add.
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  Speaker 2: We definitely don't need sour patch kids. Where they put
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  Speaker 2: the candy on top.
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  Speaker 8: We don't need to add new ones. I love sour patches.
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  Speaker 8: Love sour patches. Keep them out of my wings, please.
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  Speaker 2: There you go. I like that.
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  Speaker 5: I don't even like the sour lemon on lemon pepper.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not a lemon pepper guy. That's the one thing.
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  Speaker 5: But some people swear by him. Lemon Pepper Nation don't
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  Speaker 5: get angry right now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not a sour guy. Candies. I don't need my
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  Speaker 2: eyes to twitch. I don't need to pucker.
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  Speaker 6: I don't need to get Sean Payton lips eating wings.
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  Speaker 3: First lips.
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  Speaker 2: Sean Payton lips.
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  Speaker 5: Bone, how about the Tom Cruise story? Steve O'Donnell from
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  Speaker 5: NASCAR yesterday was talking about the Days of Thunder 2,
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  Speaker 5: the sequel that's coming out, the Days of Thunder. And
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  Speaker 5: he told everybody, Tom Cruise legit, in order to prepare
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  Speaker 5: for this role, legit wants to drive in an ARCA race,
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  Speaker 5: which is like... a different kind of lower stock car series.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Brad Keselowski tweeted out one of the popcorn, you know, eating,
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  Speaker 5: you know, memes.
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  Speaker 2: I want to see this.
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  Speaker 5: What do y'all think? What do y'all think about this?
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  Speaker 5: It's not shocking. The man wants to do his own
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  Speaker 5: stunts and do all that stuff. He's a guy that
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  Speaker 5: lives on the edge. So I don't doubt it. I
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  Speaker 5: have no doubt that he wants to do it.
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  Speaker 2: He's driven a helicopter.
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  Speaker 6: What can a NASCAR car be, uh, compared to that.
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  Speaker 2: Is it wrong? I want to see him get wrecked out,
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  Speaker 2: spun out. Nothing too bad.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: A little bump and run, you know? Put him out
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  Speaker 2: there with Josevar in a race. That's the most dangerous
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  Speaker 2: stunt yet. That's the thing.
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  Speaker 5: You can say you want to drive an ARCA car,
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  Speaker 5: but what if Chastain and Josevar are in that race?
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  Speaker 2: You still that daring, Tom Cruise?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 5: So we got to tell this story. Y'all hear about
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  Speaker 5: the Shane Gillis monologue?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: On Saturday Night Live. Man, people got big mad at
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  Speaker 2: that one.
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  Speaker 5: He was insulting what women are wearing at gyms in
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  Speaker 5: very insulting terms. I don't understand why we're complaining about
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  Speaker 5: women wearing what they're wearing at gyms.
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  Speaker 2: I've got to be honest with you. But anyway.
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  Speaker 5: Some say it's the only reason you go to the gym.
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  Speaker 5: Travis Kelsey liked the tweet of his monologue. The Swifties
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  Speaker 5: are big mad at Travis Kelsey. They're on social media saying, Taylor,
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  Speaker 5: we knew you chose the wrong guy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: So what do y'all think about the Swifties coming after... Mr.
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  Speaker 2: Swift here, Bo. Trouble in paradise already, huh?
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  Speaker 7: Not only did he marry Taylor Swift, he married a
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  Speaker 7: nation of insane protectors.
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  Speaker 3: It's true.
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  Speaker 2: They say you aren't just marrying your wife, you're marrying
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  Speaker 2: her family.
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  Speaker 5: With Taylor, you're marrying this extended, like, lunatic-based family. Now,
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  Speaker 5: I'll say this. I think they're friends, aren't they? That's
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  Speaker 5: the first thing I was going to say. I think
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  Speaker 5: they have a friendship. Secondly, he might not have known Now,
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  Speaker 5: he might have.
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  Speaker 2: He might not have cared. He might have thought it
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  Speaker 2: was funny.
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  Speaker 6: It might have been one of those things where you
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  Speaker 6: click it and you don't read the article.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe he didn't know the full monologue.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Or maybe he did and just thought it was funny
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  Speaker 2: or maybe it was just funny. I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: Busy week for the Kelseys because they're also trying to
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  Speaker 7: get Jason to stop saying we.
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  Speaker 2: Doing Eagles games on ESPN. Just let them we, man. Seriously.
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  Speaker 5: I don't have a problem with that. All the soccer
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  Speaker 5: pundits are homers. All the soccer pundits overseas are freaking homers.
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  Speaker 3: They are.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 8: Jimmy Carragher's sitting there saying we about Liverpool and Micah
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  Speaker 8: Richards saying we about Man City until he gets his
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  Speaker 8: trophy taken away.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, Mac.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry about that.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, they'll still be we. Trophies or not. All right, man,
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  Speaker 5: we could go down to League 2. Doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 8: They'll be we, we, we all the way down to
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  Speaker 8: League 1.
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  Speaker 2: Only problem is, how can I watch games in America
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  Speaker 2: if they're on League 1? That's my problem.
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  Speaker 6: Think Paramount or ESPN Plus.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, but anyway. All right.
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  Speaker 5: Last but not least, fellas, this is just a public service.
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  Speaker 5: You know the new Baywatch series? Bone, Livvy Dunn, Brooks Nader,
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  Speaker 5: and others comes out. In January, I think it looks
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  Speaker 5: absolutely horrible, personally, but I have a feeling this might
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  Speaker 5: interest some fellas.
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  Speaker 2: The first official trailer has dropped. Three minutes. First official trailer.
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  Speaker 2: So go check this out. It looks awful.
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  Speaker 7: And i'll be right there watching all of it It's
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  Speaker 7: like a car wreck, man. It's not like the original
• 10:05
  Speaker 7: Baywatch was, like, one of the greatest well-written television shows
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  Speaker 7: of all time, but it was the most popular show
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  Speaker 7: in the world for a reason.
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  Speaker 2: Libby Dunn's in it, right?
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  Speaker 5: Libby Dunn, yeah, Dirk Snader, and I know there's other,
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  Speaker 5: you know, tremendously gorgeous women.
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  Speaker 2: The Hoffs aren't in this, though, is he? Does Hoff
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  Speaker 2: make an appearance, though? He's got to, right?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if he's regular, but I think he
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  Speaker 5: makes an appearance. Hobie's like the main character. Grown-up Hobie.
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  Speaker 5: Grown-up Hobie. Is like the main character. He now has
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  Speaker 5: a family and stuff like that. But there is slow
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  Speaker 5: motion running back again.
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  Speaker 2: How about that? I can tell you that. Slow motion
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  Speaker 2: beach running.
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  Speaker 6: Slow motion for me.
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  Speaker 2: He does not have a role.
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: He does not have a confirmed acting role or cameo.
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  Speaker 2: How does he not have a cameo? How does the
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  Speaker 2: Hoff not get in there? I don't know, man. I
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  Speaker 2: do not know. Got to make that happen.
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  Speaker 3: That's a miss.
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  Speaker 6: That's a miss.