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Salt-Free Pretzels | Son of a Boy Dad #268 ft. WSD · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Yourself banger.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe it. That's so fucking sick.
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  Speaker 5: I know, alright, Dave, what the fuck? I I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't dislike the music part of it?
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  Speaker 5: No, not bad. I wonder who did it?
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  Speaker 13: Like?
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  Speaker 1: He sings pretty well. The melody is kind of nice,
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  Speaker 1: formats nice. I have no idea what his perspective is, though.
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  Speaker 1: Now who's he making fun of him?
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  Speaker 5: What side is he on?
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  Speaker 1: You're making fun of liberals?
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  Speaker 5: I think he's making fun of liberals.
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  Speaker 1: Or is he making fun of people making fun of liberals?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. Is he liberal? Doesn't seem like it.
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  Speaker 1: He just said he would take a glass of Kaml
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  Speaker 1: La Lah love.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I think it's a Yeah. I think, you know,
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  Speaker 5: I think he's I think it's satire.
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  Speaker 1: I think I gotta read the lyrics.
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  Speaker 5: I think he's a big Trump guy. He is a
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  Speaker 5: judging off making a song about and putting it out
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  Speaker 5: in the day of the inauguration. Yeah. So is that
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  Speaker 5: like a Tom McDonald's type of rap.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, Tom McDonald type of beer deep like
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  Speaker 1: h cry liberals type of thing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it seemed like it. Yeah, like that alt right beer. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: what is that? It's called alt right? It's called it
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  Speaker 5: maybe all light. That's fucking hilarious. Isn't that a thing?
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  Speaker 5: It's that's like what what's her name? The girl that
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  Speaker 5: had the spaths out on the plane?
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  Speaker 1: Oh didn't he gomes?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, she like posts pictures drinking it. Really Yeah, she
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  Speaker 5: went like, al right, grifter when the psychosis money ran out.
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  Speaker 1: That's such a fucking save spots on land. I'm about
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  Speaker 1: to start doing it.
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  Speaker 5: Everyone does that goes all right, goes all right, Grift.
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  Speaker 5: That's like the that's how you know, someone's career is
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  Speaker 5: coming to an end. You think that uh uh Hawk
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  Speaker 5: two is about to re emerge. Oh yeah, Alex Jones. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: well the problem is the time is kind of over
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  Speaker 5: for that for all right drifting, Yeah, because you can't
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  Speaker 5: really all right grift when Trump is president. You don't
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  Speaker 5: think now because it's like what you just really like
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  Speaker 5: the president.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not counterculture. Yeah, it's just culture.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's weird as hell. I respect it, so is
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  Speaker 1: wedgex Dave.
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  Speaker 5: Outright grifty. No, I think it's just all right or
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  Speaker 5: just right. I think it's just right. Yeah, but with it.
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  Speaker 5: But but I think you're all right if you get
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  Speaker 5: into the point where you're making songs about liberals.
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  Speaker 1: He's anti left. Yeah, he hates liberals.
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  Speaker 5: He hates liberals.
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  Speaker 1: He did the music video is good too.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't see the music video.
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  Speaker 1: There's like lots of different like uh yeah, cool costumes
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  Speaker 1: and like the way it's shot is like pretty clean
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  Speaker 1: green screen.
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  Speaker 5: I'll take a prius. That's like a I mean he
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  Speaker 5: I know what everyone says, Like everyone says that barstools,
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  Speaker 5: like all this like all right people. But it's really not.
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  Speaker 1: Until you work here you realize everybody's liberal.
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  Speaker 5: And not until you realize everyone's a libtard. But there's
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  Speaker 5: like two and a half. I feel like the barstool
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  Speaker 5: audience isn't even the right audience for what he's trying
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  Speaker 5: to do. But I feel like if he if he reaches,
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  Speaker 5: like if he gets like the jackmac retweet from that,
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  Speaker 5: he's out here. Yeah, Like he'll be on fucking Rogan
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  Speaker 5: next week.
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  Speaker 1: That's so interesting that he's fucking uh. I think that
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  Speaker 1: there is definitely a path for him to blow this
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  Speaker 1: the fuck out. He needs to get it in front
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  Speaker 1: the right people, and he needs to make more. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: with him.
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  Speaker 5: I think he should put out one about Biden pardoning
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  Speaker 5: his family? Did he?
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  Speaker 1: And he just did that today?
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  Speaker 13: Right?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? Five family members. I didn't even know. I don't
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  Speaker 5: know who he could have possibly. I just saw the
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  Speaker 5: email notification like the New York Times, so it's like
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  Speaker 5: pardoned five family. I was like, he had five family
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  Speaker 5: members that needed to be pardoned. Is he a crime family? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Is he in the mafia. Is he a Corleone? The
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  Speaker 5: fuck is going on?
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't make any sense. I thought it was just Hunter,
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  Speaker 1: other ones? I guess you click on it, you have
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  Speaker 5: The Yeah I didn't. I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: the email, yeah, just.
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  Speaker 5: So we can learn about kam La La love, Kamala Love.
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  Speaker 1: I think that, Yeah, he needs to make another one
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  Speaker 1: stat I think that there is a high upside here.
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  Speaker 1: But do you think people? Do you think there I
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  Speaker 1: think there's a chance that that could get bigger than barstools.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I agree. But I think it's also like
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  Speaker 5: it's because it's so you don't even know how to
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  Speaker 5: take it, Like you don't know if it's all right, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: or if he's like a liberal making fun of liberals,
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  Speaker 5: or if he's a liberal making fun of the alt right,
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  Speaker 5: which is kind of like, uh, that's kind of like
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  Speaker 5: Shane's whole thing almost perspect Yeah, it's Shane makes fun
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  Speaker 5: of everyone.
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  Speaker 1: That's why everyone likes him, and that white tis Dave
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  Speaker 1: makes fun Like I could see white.
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  Speaker 5: Talks Dave getting a call from Warne Michaels today. I agree,
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  Speaker 1: He has the right body type to be Vance.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think that there's upside there. If he could nail impressions.
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  Speaker 5: I could genuinely see it. I think this says. I
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  Speaker 1: You know who Tom McDonald is.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he had a farm old McDonald.
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  Speaker 1: This is young McDonald.
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  Speaker 5: No, I don't think I do.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, and they love him. I think White Sox
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  Speaker 5: Dave could go this way. I agree, let's take him.
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  Speaker 5: I agree, let's all take Him'm gonna get him in
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  Speaker 5: touch with my agent.
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  Speaker 1: He should have been on that bus with THEO, Vaughn,
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  Speaker 1: Jake and Logan, Paul, Yeah, Connor McGregor, yeah, r I
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  Speaker 1: p to the dry wall and the busting with the
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  Speaker 1: boys compound when they found out that they weren't invited
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  Speaker 1: onto that bus.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't even see this. What is this? We're supposed
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  Speaker 5: to be on the bus?
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  Speaker 1: I think they posted about it. You didn't see the
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  Speaker 1: bust with all the all the bros.
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  Speaker 5: I saw him, No, I don't think so. McGregor. I
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  Speaker 5: didn't see any of this. Oh my god, I kind
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  Speaker 3: Was that?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? I heard that?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Fucking hell so maybe, but yeah, it must have been
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  Speaker 1: so it.
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  Speaker 5: Was busted with the boys there or they just posted it.
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  Speaker 1: They just posted it. But that's like their stick. They're
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  Speaker 1: the bus guys.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, No, they should have been there. They should have
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  Speaker 5: been there, especially now that they're leaving. Like if you're
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  Speaker 5: leaving Barstool and you got on that invite, you're like, dude,
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  Speaker 5: we made a mistake.
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  Speaker 1: They got a jump down.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they got to call Dave and be like, we
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  Speaker 1: We miscalculated what it would be. Yeah, that's so fucked
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  Speaker 1: that they got left out. That's an elite group. That's
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's their crew.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: We've assembled an elite group. Yeah, because they're they're all
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  Speaker 1: the ones that got mentioned at the that Dana White
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  Speaker 1: brought up at When was this?
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  Speaker 5: This was the bus going to the inauguration? I think so.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. It looked like a fucking party.
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  Speaker 5: Damn.
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  Speaker 1: You saw Snoop Crucifer as well.
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  Speaker 5: No, I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Snoop was getting killed for performing there?
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  Speaker 5: Who else was?
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: Who else performed? Carry Underwood was getting some heat, But
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  Speaker 1: it's like Carrie Underwood, he's gonna be dueting with White Sox.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, she'll be good.
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  Speaker 1: Carrie Underwood and White Sox Dave are gonna remake a
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  Speaker 1: Star as Born? Yeah, show me something. Damn, I can't believe.
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  Speaker 1: I just feel like he might be a little bit
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  Speaker 1: late though. No, he's right on the day.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's right on time. Yeah, he's good.
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  Speaker 1: Because like owning the libs, Wow, timeless. I think like
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  Speaker 1: like Prius, Like making fun of a Prius isn't.
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  Speaker 10: Like a.
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  Speaker 5: That's not like an up to date own of the
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  Speaker 5: list now, But that's I think that's kind of the
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: beauty of the alt right. It's all that none of
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  Speaker 5: their jokes are like up to date, Like they all
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  Speaker 5: still use the joke about like oh I identify as
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  Speaker 5: a while BI Like that's like their go to They've
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  Speaker 5: been using that joke for a decade now. Yeah, my
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  Speaker 5: pronouns are yeah, my pronouns are I don't give a
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  Speaker 5: fuck or one more beer.
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  Speaker 1: Please, yeah, yeah, type of type of vibe. But they
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  Speaker 1: also they are the masters of the meme though they
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  Speaker 1: alright has taken over the meme.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know about that. You don't think so now
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  Speaker 5: or the rays taken over like the traditional meme format
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  Speaker 5: upper text bottom text.
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  Speaker 1: You don't think you're you're not Pepe is not getting you.
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  Speaker 1: Pe are getting you?
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  Speaker 5: Like, that's the all right meme Pepe like top text,
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  Speaker 5: bottom text Pepe, whoa jack? Yeah, Pepe is that's Pepe
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  Speaker 5: is elite meming. Yeah in a way, in a way,
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: but yeah, Flag on the moon, Flag on Mars. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 5: flag on Mar. I keeps the moon?
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  Speaker 1: What's wrong with me?
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm thinking we've already got one on
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  Speaker 5: the moon. Brother, We're good, you think so.
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  Speaker 1: Supposedly Elon was fucking clapping like a seal.
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  Speaker 5: He was loving life. Except an Interstellar. They say that
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  Speaker 5: we don't have flags on the moon. The moon lighting
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  Speaker 5: was fake.
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  Speaker 1: Interstellar said that, Yeah, I want to rewatch, but I
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  Speaker 1: just can't deal with being sad like that.
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  Speaker 5: It's a devastating movie. I'm about ready to be.
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• 17:39
  Speaker 9: The top of it.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, stay away from that one. They think our fucking
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: it would be kind of awesome. It would be awesome
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: if it worked how they wanted it to work, like
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: it would be it would be kind of sick, Like
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: wouldn't be kind of sick if you came back and
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: you were the same age, Like if you went to
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: space and you came back and your twins or your
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: age no, and you were like, what's up? Like they
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: be like, who do you like for this commander's Eagles game?
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: It's all lost, Like it's kind of like guaranteed two
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: new friends. That's true, but I'm not in. I'm not in.
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: But they might not fuck with you for being boys
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: with that. Yeah, they might not fuck with you.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I had just abandoned that for the last
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: thirty years exactly. Yeah, that's so fucked. That would be
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: so nasty. I don't I don't want to. I'm not
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: trying to be bros. I'm trying to be there for
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: the moments. I'm not trying to do that.
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: I don't need something to get beers with. You're already
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: at that stage in fatherhood, like, I'm not your friend.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: I'm definitely not trying to be their friend.
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: That's the only reason I would have kids is to
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: like have more friends. It's crazy.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: How friends? Why would you put your number at right now?
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: Oh? For me? Yeah? Six or seven? Yeah, total. You're
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: gonna be at four soon, dude. Yeah, noah, I run
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: a tight ship, so do I. But probably like ten fifteen.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna be at four soon.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Because not only that, you think that it's just losing
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: touch with your friends. You think that's how it happens.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: But friends also go to war.
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: With one another. Well that's also or they just go
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: to war and you actually lose them. My best friend
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: is going to war. He is, I mean she is
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: bo What do you mean BOE's going to the army
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: he is. We've been over this, like I thought that
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: this was a massive bit. Oh no, no, he's going
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: to the war.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: He's joining up.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, in like a couple of months.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: What the fuck against Susie fighting the woke mind virus.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: The libs.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: We have to nuke the woke mind virus. Yeah, he's
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: gonna be on the top of a building in fucking Kuwait,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: bumping White Sox Dave with the fifty cow. Yeah, with
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: some come. It's gonna be the anthem over now. It
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: definitely will be she's fire too. I heard fired up
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: about that hostages are home. Yeah, three hostages are home.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: That's fucking massive. Two genders.
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: Mm hmm. What else has happened?
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: I have to put on deodorant before bed. Really, I'm
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: at that stage.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: That's not good. I don't know what what is that stage?
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: I don't know I've never heard of that ever.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I put on underarm deodorant before bed? Is
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: that crazy?
• 20:25
  Speaker 13: No?
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: Not really? Like I had a terrible night sleep last night.
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: I woke up soaked and sweat.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: I need to put on anti persperin too, but it's
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: like I.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: Need to put it on my all over my body. Yeah,
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: I just wake up drenched.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: They make new anti persperans that they kind of advertise,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: but they want to make it. They make it seamc
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: it's for your nuts and balls.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think you should be putting that on
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: your balls. It's most certainly I think anti already is
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: bad for you. Yeah, causes cancer.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: You might as well take a block of aluminum and
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: shave it off like parmesan cheese.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's basically what that's happening. But I'm not actually sadly,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: I'm not even doing it for.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: The sweat, I'm doing it for the stink.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, obviously at the end of the b oh anti.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: Person antipt, I can't believe you used anti persprint, right,
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: It's bad for you. So what dude, that's like day one.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Shit is like, so I was drinking out of plastic bottles,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: like breathing out, drinking in the tap water, having fish,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: having too much fish, having too little fish, reading the newspaper,
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: being online, being offline, fucking riding the bike, staying at home, everything.
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: All I know is that I used anti persprint for
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: like one week in high school, and then one day
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: I woke up my armpits were bleeding. Damn, I'm really
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: sweating and you dab it. No, it was like I
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: looked and there was like it looked like someone took
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: like a blade to my armpits. The were like gashes.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: When you try a new deodorant or anti persperant, it
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: does it'll rash you up.
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah no, And then I was like, I'm just never
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: gonna do that again. I was like, my armpits don't
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: even really smell like that. I don't think I need this,
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: So you're off of it. I mean, I use deodorant,
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: but isn't it the same.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: It's way different.
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think antipersperant. Deodorant dries up your armpits. Interesting,
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: it like prevents them from sweating. I thought that's where
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: like botox does Botox in the armpits does do that.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: People do that, but that's weird because it's like the
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: sweat has to come out somewhere else.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I know people who have done that.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Like how a yawn has to If you, like you're yawning,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: you close your mouth, then the yawn will come out
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: of your nose. Then you close your nose. And I
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: used to do this in church.
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: I'd yawn with my eyes.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: And it would they would like ripple, like when Homer
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Simpson burps. Yeah, like there you could see the yawn
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: coming out of my eyes. Yeah, I get that, but
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: it has to go somewhere. So it's like the sweat
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: not coming out of your armpits. It's not like your
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: body doesn't need to do whatever it's doing.
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't. I don't know much about it. A
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: family member of mine who I will not name because
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: it would be they would know and they wouldn't be
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: happy God, your dad, No, dad, mister said please, no,
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: but uh, they got it in there, they got it
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: in their armpits. And I think you got to redo
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: it a couple of times. You got to get it
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: like routinely. That's shock every like like like hair transplants.
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: If you were a woman, what beauty standard would you
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: hold yourself to the highest.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: So you'd be getting you'd be doing botox, Yeah, do
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: you be Uh, I'd be dissolving.
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: What about you heard about that fat dissolving? No, when
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: when girls get like lip filler and then they have
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: it dissolved to get it out, to get it out.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Because you turn on keeping up with the Kardashians latest
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: season and they're not doing the left.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: They suddenly have they have thin lips the normal Yeah,
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: they have big lips. Gently it's like insanely painful that I.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Thought it naturally dissolves over time.
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: I don't think. I think if it might, but I
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: think if you want to get the instant dissolve, same
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: family member taught you this. No, no, no, this was
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: someone at the stam was talking about it. Damn it.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I don't understand why you would unplump your plump ass
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: lips I.
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: Don't either, plum, I might get a new set of lips. Honestly,
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: imagine if I came in one day with a thick set.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would do it, but I would want mine
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: to look natural.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: I would do it if I could do it for
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: a day and have them dissolved.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Why what would you do with it for a day? Well,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: just for the joke, for the bit, Okay, I thought
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: you were just gonna go hay, I'm on a fucking
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Boba straw.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, But it would be funny to come
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: just like slightly larger lips, Like if I didn't even
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: really go crazy, but they were just like a little
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: like you were, like, what it looks different about you?
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: It would be I got lip filler.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I've never paid that to your lips.
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: You have thin lips? Yeah, oh yeah, non existent.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Big lips are a sign of fertility.
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: Big lips are a sign of a yeah, fertill men.
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: A man should not have big lips if they're fertile
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: as hell.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think what bros I know have like
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: big lips, and all I can think of is gay
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: dudes who have gotten the lip injections.
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: I know a couple what gay doe, who have gotten it?
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: No?
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: I know a couple of dudes with big lips. Name
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: the big old lips. Name them. No, I don't want
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: to it feels me. Don't be cooy.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: What does it mean We're to say someone's fertile?
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: Nick Coletti has big lips?
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Yo? What?
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: And he's made He's made jokes about it a couple
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: of times.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: He's probably so fertile.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he probably is. He's got big lips. Earle sweatshirts,
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: got big lips.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, you start too well.
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: For yeah, but I mean not all black dudes have
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: big lips.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: I didn't say anything about that.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah you did. That's what you were leaning towards.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Totally neither. I'm right down the center.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: Brother. No, you were gonna say something like, definitely, we're
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: gonna make it a race problem. I don't do that.
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: You're gonna bring race into it. I don't do that.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: You do.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I was talking about James Charles.
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: Well, James Charles doesn't count because those are big lipses
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: and he's he made those big lips in a lab.
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: I was walking watching Hollywood Squares last night, and of
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: course after the game, who wasn't but I got the
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: commercial for it like a hundred times.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: He came on right after the game, so you know,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I was dialed in on Hollywood Squares. What a game,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Hollywood Squares? I know he went for the block in
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: the fucking bottom middle?
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: He did?
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: He hit Sam J for the block.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah. No, there's like no, uh, there's.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: No straight straight white male SWM representation on Hollywood Squares.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: It disgusted me.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know how that works. But I haven't
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: seen a lot of comedians booked in, Like like there
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: was some like cooking show that I saw and it
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: was like the the they have like celebrity guests, and
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: the celebrity guests was like Drew Ski, Jim Norton and
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: Judy Gold what the fuck? Yeah, which is like those
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: people are all hilarious, but it's funny to have two
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: like super old school comedians.
• 27:12
  Speaker 13: And then.
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: No, it was it was what's it called? It was
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: fucking Hell's Kitchen, and uh yeah, I think something like that.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Interesting. Yeah, I don't know, it's uh.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: The only straight white dude on Hollywood Squares was the
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: dude who played a gay guy on Reno nine one one. Really,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: and I look to see if he was straight, and
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: he is he is, thank god, thank god. Unless his
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: wife is beard. Is his beard because he played a
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: very convincing gay guy Reno one.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but also like the dudes from Modern Family played
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: very convincing gay dudes. And then the one that you
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: don't think is gay is the gay one stone Street,
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: Eric stone Street. Isn't that the guy's name? Oh, I
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: have no idea. I don't know guy, the big guy.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: The big Guy's not good. Yeah, he used to date
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: Stewart Binks. Really, I don't know who that is.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: She used to work at barstool really Yeah, JSB bro
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: oh JSB. This song was like a slot receiver.
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah it does js N. There you go.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: That must have been what I was thinking.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: But yeah, that was probably Yeah, you probably were thinking
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: of the slot receiver with the same exact initials except
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: for one letter.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: That well, that's I would think. That's how it sounds like.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Don't fucking make fun of me. I was trying to
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: talk ball with you, dude. That was a really good game.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: It was I I was hoping you would go to
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: ot yeah, because you're a raven's head.
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: No, because I had uh if James Cook scored a touchdown,
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: I would have made so much money. What are we
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: talking thousands?
• 28:47
  Speaker 13: No?
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what was the parlay?
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: It wasn't a parlay. It was multiple parlays that ended
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: in James Cook scoring and all of them got through
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: and James Cook and you just oh, so it was
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: about a bunch of parlays. There was a bunch of
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: parlor and he got dude, he was right there when
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: they when I saw them going for the field goal,
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: because you know what I did, or when I saw
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: them going for the for the Yeah, they went for
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: a field goal, but you know what I did, And
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: this is where it really got it really hurt, was
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: I uh So, I was like, all right, I had
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: Josh Allen two touchdowns, of course, and once Josh Allen
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: got to going into the half coming out of the half,
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: I was like, all right, all I need James Cook
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: to score. I was like, either James Cook or Josh
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: Allen is gonna score this half, so I'll put So
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: I put more money on Josh Allen plus or three touchdowns.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: I didn't even know that was allowed.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, three is allowed.
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: And that one drive where they ended up getting the
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: field goal at like the ten yard line. They both
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: were like knocking on the door, and then neither of
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: them scored, so neither of those bets hit. Oh my god,
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah it sucked.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: That's fucking brutal. Yeah, still a classic game though.
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: Classic game, great win for the Bills.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: That's how I felt watching the Lions game, like I
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: lost my whatever I was betting on the Lions game.
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: But I was like, chalk it up, this game is
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: awesome to watch. Yeah, I'm that's that's the best.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: You cannot let your bets get in your way of
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: your appreciation for ball. No, if you start rooting for
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: your bets over good ball, throw yourself.
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: In the trash. That's why I didn't bet any I
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: didn't bet any rave because I wanted the Bills to win,
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: and I knew I wanted the Bills to win, so
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: I didn't bet any like Derreck Henry or anything smart
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: because I was like because I was like, I don't
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: want the Bills to be up forty hypothetically and then
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: be like, but I need Derek Henry to score, Yes,
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: you just I mean, it's nice to have that to
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: root for, but if that gets in the way, like
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: if you're bummed out after losing your bets.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: After watching an awesome game of ball. You've lost the magic. Ye,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Peter Pan can't fly anymore.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: Agreed, You need to. You need to put the main thing,
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: the main thing, and that's watching ball, appreciating ball exactly.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: But I felt my heart goes out to Mark Andrews.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: First, Mark Andrews, Mark Andrews, and then you.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: For Jamiir Gibbs not being in the in the mix anymore.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was a bummer, your fave. Yeah, all of
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: my teams got eliminated except for the Bills.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: You're wearing multiple teams.
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: All I'm wearing the Patriots and the Bills. How many?
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: What's your third garment? Is that Bills as well? Is
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: that Patriots?
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: So build bill's Patriots.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: Bills, Bills, Patriots. I had to go a little top
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: heavy today just because the Bills are in it. Yeah,
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: you still want to rep the Patriots.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Are you walking the streets of New York with all
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: that visible or with something under a jacket?
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: No, this is all visible, but I and all over home.
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: Well you don't want to be seen. Now. This is
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: just for show. Yeah, this was just for the for
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: the joke. Okay, good joke, this was This was mostly
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: just to show off that, like, just to wear two
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: teams in the same division. I thought it was funny.
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: It is funny. Yeah, you should be rocking the Dolphins,
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: though I do rock anything. Get some Dolphins slides or something,
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: some Dolphins socks.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Because those colors go together perfectly.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: We had a jet skier though, but Jets are the color.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Would like you could mix it in, but Dolphins colors
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: go with nothing.
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is true. Yeah, yeah, you have to be
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: a on orange.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Beyond orange and like the teal, like this nineties teal color. Yeah,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: eighties teal, cocaine teal. It's uh unfortunate. I'm happy for
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: the Bills though.
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: I'm happy for the Bills. I hope the Bills win
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: it all. That's the problem is, like, you know, well,
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: I have a bet. I have the same bet as Mook.
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: I have Eagles Bills super Bowl, which I think would be,
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: Oh what a game that would be.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: The Commanders are personicity though they're finicky.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: See, that's the problem is, like, so my whole my
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: whole thought process on the Super Bowl now goes to, like,
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: what is the schedule for next week? You know who
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: plays the early game. Who play the late game? Birds
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: play early, Birds play early. That's not what I want
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: at all. Why I wish the Birds played the lad
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: Why because I want to know if the Chiefs are
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: going to the super Bowl or not before I pick,
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: Before we know, like so I can decide who I
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: want to win the Birds Commander's game.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Because we'll play it out for me if the Chiefs
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: go to the Super Bowl.
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: I want the Eagles to go to the Super Bowl.
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: Why because I don't think the Commanders have a good
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: chance to be I don't think the Commanders would beat
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: the Chiefs, but I think the Commanders could beat the Bills.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: I think the Commanders could beat the Eagles. I don't
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: think they could beat the Chiefs just based off of
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: Patrick Mahomes Super Bowl experience.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Fair enough, But Jaden Daniels is so good.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's so good. But it's like at a certain point,
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: like there has to be a limit there. I might
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: be wrong. Like if, however, if the Chiefs and the
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: Commanders made the Super Bowl and the Commanders won, it
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: would be like the greatest super Bowl of all time.
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: If a rookie quarterback.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Took down the reigning Yeah, going for the guy going
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: for the he sent Travis Kelcey into retire.
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like this was happening. That would be unbelievable.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: And then yeah, that would be sick.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: Like if if if the Commanders beat the Eagles and
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: then the Commanders were going against the Chiefs, would you
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: root for the Chiefs? No, you'd root for the Commanders.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: I think so yeah, or I don't know. I don't
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: really I've never really thought much about the Commanders. Jayden
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: is a great story, and the rest of the team
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: kind of is like, Yeah.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: That's what I don't understand. I don't know. I don't
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: get how they how they beat the Lions, Like the
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: Chiefs have an awesome defense, like them beating the Lions
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: is so crazy, but the Lions are so injured, they're
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: their defense is awful. Well, they have no no I know,
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: I mean.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: No Hutchinson.
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean they were getting to points where like
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: there there was that was the Lions game, the one
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: that was the their Their corners kept getting hurt, and
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: then it got to the point where it was like, dude,
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: they might have to throw in like a running back
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: at corner, like they they had no one left.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: They should have let Jamiir give spin. You don't think
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: they had spin Williams, You be great. There's like a
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: bunch of offensive guys who have the skill sets.
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah you could. You could have thrown im on raw
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: In as fucking corner and he had been fine.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: They would have been fine. Yeah, let them get the
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Travis Hunter treatment. Yeah, go both for like especially for
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: like a half, they'd be fine. Shoot me straight, what
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: do you think the Eagles chances are against the Commanders?
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm definitely gonna bet the Eagles.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: You think they will win? Or just because you like
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: you love me as one of your four friends.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: Well, no, the reason is fuck no, No, I mean yeah,
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: I don't know, Like, to be honest, like I thought
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: the Eagles were going to destroy the Rams.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: They I mean, if aj Brown catches that, if it's
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: not snowing.
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: I hated that. That pissed me off that he dropped it. No, No,
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: that whole argument. Like Mike was texting me at halftime
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: being like, because I'm always fucking with Miuke about like
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: just being like, wow, Rams are really because he was like,
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: collins Worth is sucking off Stafford, and I was like, yeah,
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: collins Worth typically ten suck off like whatever, whoever the
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: better quarterback is on the field. So I was like
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: joking around with Mooke and then Mooke sent that Jack
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: Max tweet or whose sweet was it? Someone tweeted and
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: was like and was like, uh oh, I think it
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: was Max. I think Max tweeted and was like, Eagles
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: should be up by fourteen right now. It's like, yeah,
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: but they're not. So it's like, what are we talking?
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: Like that's the most pointless conversation. That's as pointless as
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: like me being like, well, you know, if James Cook scored,
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: I would have made a lot of money. Yeah, It's like, well, no,
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: I didn't actually lost. I lost a lot of money.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: Well you still felt the need to.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Put it into the air. Yeah, you can talk about anything.
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, But like I like me saying that is pointless.
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: And I think the argument of like, oh, if Lamar
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: didn't turn over the ball twice, the Bills would have
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: won the Eagles, the Ravens would have won that game,
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: And it's like, yeah, probably, but he did turn the
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: ball over twice and the Eagles did miss what two
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: field goals an extra point and aj Brown wide open.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Two extra points. I don't know if they missed any
• 36:59
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• 37:01
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• 37:04
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• 37:06
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• 37:09
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• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Well, depends on how good your team is. Like the Commanders,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: they feel like they're playing with house money right now, and.
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: The Commander's being this far is like, what the fuck
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• 40:40
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  Speaker 5: They won the Super Bowl three years ago, and.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: They were in it before that with Jared Goff. Yeah,
• 40:48
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would like the I would be fine with
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: the Eagles winning the Super Bowl, even if it's over
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: your precious Bills. No, I would want the Bills to
• 41:01
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  Speaker 1: For would you be okay with it? Would you come
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• 41:05
  Speaker 5: And yeah, yeah, I would be okay with it. I
• 41:07
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• 41:09
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• 41:10
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• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Are you going to New Orleans?
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: No?
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: I don't think so. Come down, bro, I got you.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: You can well, uh, we'll have the hotel, bring like
• 41:22
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• 41:25
  Speaker 5: Have you sleep there? Are you going to go to
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: the game if the Eagles make it? I mean, knock on?
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: Would I have?
• 41:32
  Speaker 9: No?
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: I don't want to jump the gum, but it would
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: be fun to go to the game. I heard White
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Sox staves doing the anthem. Yeah, is that crazy?
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: You guys beat the Commanders earlier in the season. Yeah,
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: and then you lost. But Jade Jalen was out correct dude, Honestly,
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: I don't think it even matters. Why, Like I think
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: Jalen could like throw Kenny pickt in. I think you
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: guys are still gonna win. Why Saquon is just in?
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: He's an unstoppable force.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: You don't think they'll try and stop Saquon?
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: Guy? They can trial that. The Rams entire plan was
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: built around stopping Saquon and he had two hundred rushing yards. Yeah,
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: three touchdowns.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Rams are just too light.
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: But I don't even think it matters like I think.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: Say I think the gap between Derrick Henry and Saquan
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: is bigger then people think.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: What are other running backs are in your convo?
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: Gibbs? Who else? James Cook, Josh Jacobs, Bijon Bijon definitely
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: Kiren Tier below Kyen, I guess because Kyen didn't even
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: really have any big plays yesterday, and he had over
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: one hundred yards in rush Humble two. Though that's true,
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: Romandre s it's a little Morondre Stevenson in him.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: From Andre camp you on your list.
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: No, that's what I meant. I mean Romandre is always fumbling.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Gen t Genty, Austin or whatever. That he's gonna be
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: top tier.
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: We'll see. You don't to think we'll see how he
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: pans out.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't take him on the Patriots. Patriots should draft.
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: Him, absolutely, I would takehim on the Patriots, but I
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: don't know if it's gonna be.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: How sick would you be or how sick are you
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: that the Patriots didn't take Jaden Daniels, that they couldn't
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: trade they didn't trade up for him.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: Oh no, that doesn't bother me at all.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Really, he could have took. The Patriots are mediocre Patriots
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: without him. No, no, the same.
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: You're so wrong. It's basically you gotta be with me.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: It's the same.
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: The commanders are. The commander's roster is is so much
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: better than the Patriots? Out of your mind? Where? Okay,
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: one name already Terry McLaurin.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, you guys have k but are you out of
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: your fucking mind? Yeah, you guys have a receiver by committee,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: their top heav yet receiver.
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: We have the worst roster in the NFL by a mile.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: You guys are it's probably a push it running the.
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: Only the only No, it's not a push it running.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Back offensive line. You haven't because it cosme's out for
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: them at offensive line now, so you probably have them
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: at offense line.
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: Our offensive we have the worst offensive line in the league.
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: We have the worst. Dude, our wide receiver room, I
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: think was I think our I think our total yards
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: for wide receivers.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Were less than like he turns Jalen Polk into Terry
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: mccluch No, yes, no, yes.
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: No, dude, I hate to be that guy. Drake May
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: has got a better deep ball than Terry mc than
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: Jayden Daniels. What if Drake May is on that team,
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: that's a Super Bowl block.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Because their roster so good. Yeah, because the Commanders are
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: rosters so good.
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: What if you put Drake May on the Eagles?
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: Easy?
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: What if you put him on the Bills?
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: No, So I don't get it.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: So he's better than Jayden Daniels, better than Jalen Hurts,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: but worse than the other two.
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: First of all, Okay, Jalen Hurts has the best roster
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: in the NFL. Easily us love, easily love. I mean, dude,
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: Jalen Hurts could fall asleep in the pocket and he'd
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: wake up and they'd still there, still would be yuaro
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: flags and they still and he still they still wouldn't
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: have gotten to him.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: No, he got sacked like seven times the other yesterday.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Were you watching the game?
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I was, But now I'm thinking of maybe I
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: was thinking of someone else. I watched a lot of
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: ball this week.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: I know it all runs together.
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: It all runs together because they were all good games.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: This is my wife's bridal shower or a baby shower.
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: Kill shot during the game.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: It ended at like too fifty at three o'clock start time.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: Oh but you had three o'clock start time. I keep
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: mixing up the games.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, three o'clock start time.
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: I had to get over to the to the pub
• 45:38
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• 45:41
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• 45:43
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• 45:46
  Speaker 1: have all the unwrapped, unopened present in Philly. Yeah, yeah,
• 45:49
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• 45:51
  Speaker 1: just sitting at home. What was your baby presence?
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: What was your strategy for the Bill's Ravens game. Do
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: you listen to local radio or you listen on the radio?
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: You too TV?
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: While we were driving home? While I was driving home,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: it's not bad.
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: What listening listening?
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Listening's nice, it's not bad. I listened to the Bills broadcast.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: I like to listen to a bias broadcast. Yeah, it's fun.
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: It's fun to listen to a bias broadcast. But the
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: drive home was treacherous. Yeah, I'm sure I did. I
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: didn't send you a video of it. No, it was treacherous.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: I there was I have this uh this dude at
• 46:25
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• 46:28
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• 46:32
  Speaker 5: like one of his buddies had an extra ticket, Tom McDonald,
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: Tom Tom McDonald and uh, and he was like he
• 46:37
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• 46:39
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• 46:48
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• 46:51
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• 46:54
  Speaker 5: was like, dude, you should drive. I was like, drive up.
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: He should have and uh, I don't know if he
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: did all time memory give it that the weather would
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: have been and he because he told me the car
• 47:04
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• 47:06
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• 47:09
  Speaker 5: talking doing three sixties on the fucking freeway.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Two wheeling it it is. It was a nasty, thick snow.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: I don't think I really, but people were going twenty
• 47:22
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• 47:24
  Speaker 1: fucking insane. How long did it take you guys get
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: back three and a half hour for you to get
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: down three and a half back.
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: That's brutal. It was nice. Three and a half is
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: really not that bad, though, three and a half still
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: falls under two for me.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Three and a half, three and a half is under two. Yeah,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: you're right, No, two, like two and three and a
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: half is the same thing. Yeah, well, if you're if
• 47:43
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• 47:44
  Speaker 5: For for an out for an extra hour and a
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: half in a car. You just put on a four
• 47:49
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• 47:52
  Speaker 5: they're on an episode of Protect Our Parks five and
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: a half hours long. You zone out, yeah, and get
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: back you go, we got we still got two hours.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: We'd spend the block a couple of times.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Should I double back because there's old Protector Park? I
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: remember everything that Norman said. Yeah, but as a child,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: it's an impossible drive. I feel like it took three
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: hours to get to New York for Philly when I
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: was a kid. Oh no, yeah, yeah, that and that
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: drive felt like it might as like in adult hours,
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: there's probably like fourteen hours.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: We used to go up to New Hampshire when I
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: was younger, when I was a kid, and it was
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: like it was literally like an hour and fifty minutes.
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: Were you putting cocine and I would be I'd be
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: in the back of I'd be in the back seat
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: like slamming my head against the glass, being like where
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: when are we going to get there? It's like it's
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: like no time. It is torture for children. I don't know.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Why do they just need to Like if you throw
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: iPad in front of a child or you let them
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: scroll on the top, are they going to be fine?
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: No, because then they're puken. Oh if they get carsick,
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: All kids get carsick.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: I got carsick on the way back from the from
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Chicago from the airport, and it was the first time
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I've been carsick in twenty years.
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: I was shocked. Yeah, that's you shouldn't even old book
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: cut that.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Have you ever been carsick?
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: Not as a man?
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: No, Yeah, this was my first time being carsick as
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: a man. I thought, honestly, it can't hit me out
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: of nowhere. And my first bodily instinct was I think
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: I'm dying because I was like, I like panicked. I
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: felt like the cortisol levels spike inside me, like I
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: was like panicking at like, why do I feel bad?
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I almost told the uber to pull over. We're on
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: the Bikiui.
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: I'm not. I'm fucking around that. But I have been carsick.
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: I've been carsick Uber into the LaGuardia multiple times.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, what do you think it was?
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: Diet? Diet and just the way that Uber drivers drive.
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: I think I was being hung over the immediates just
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: just like you're were were coming to a red light,
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: but for some reason, they want to wait till we
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: get to the line to start slowing down or they
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: hit the no. Yeah, that's what I mean. They'd just
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: slam on the break or no.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about when they start stop, start to start stopping.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's what they do.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: But I think I was hung over that day because
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: did you listen to the Unnamed.
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: Show at all?
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: When Francis was on? I listened to like half of
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: it When they were talking about that dinner, Yeah, I
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: listened to like half. Did you listen to the dinner part?
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: I think that was the best dinner of my life. Really,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: it was so fucking fun. If Francis had got fired,
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: he probably had so much fun at that dinner it
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: would have been worth it.
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, where'd you what'd you guys have?
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: It was just we just what didn't we have?
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: Brother? We just ordered it for the table. See, I
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: wouldn't have liked that.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Well, you wouldn't have.
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: We talked about we talked about this couple of.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Weeks, not even but it wasn't even about that. It
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: was we're with the chick lits, guys, we're with the
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: busting with the boys fellas. It's me and Francis.
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: We pull up an extra table seat at the table
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: for you. Seven of us there busting balls, telling stories. Well,
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: it sounds like there wasn't another seat available.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Ohough, of course there was.
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: There was an empty seat. F Abraham, you start spreading
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: that narrative. There was two there was. They were like
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: Dave kept calling and they're like, do not disturb, put
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: on sturb, tell him we're to sleep. I can hear
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: people in the background. You guys are like the hotel
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: bar in his hotel.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Oh man, it was the fucking level of heads at
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: that dinner.
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it sounded like a hoot. Yeah, sounded like a
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: good time.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: We would have loved to have you.
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: Good farewell to the bus and boys still be back someday.
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: Now they're gone. You don't think I think I'll never
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: see him again.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: I think, well, there's a chance that you'll never see
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: them again, but they'll.
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: Be back, which is a shame. I like them both
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: a lot, great.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Guys, but I don't think I should have been on
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: that bus with Joe, Jake Paul.
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think I'll ever see them again. Strictly
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: based off of Will doesn't follow me on Twitter, which
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: is a big one for me. Like everything I see that,
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: I'm like, Damn, really.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Do does he follow your He probably follows Maine.
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: He follows my main when knows you think? You know?
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: I've replied to his tweets and he doesn't mean he
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: doesn't even reply. He doesn't even like the tweet. Damn.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: I do sense that the way that you reply to
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: him and Brandon that you kind of need like a
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: good male influence in your life. Why because you kind
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: of seek fatherhood from Will and Brandon.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: I don't think that's true at all.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: I mean that in a good way.
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: No, I'm friends with Brandon, but the.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Way that you you'll you'll seek him out to talk
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: ball and fishing and have these uh Traditionally, man.
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: Very rarely are speaking about ball, and the only time
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: we ever really talk is when we were doing Fantasy.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: You talked, you talked about the Rashon solon.
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: The other day. Oh that that wasn't That was just
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: me chipping in with my two cents.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about.
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: Bro. Well, I can't reply to a tweet. I agree,
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: tweet could have been from anybody. I was still to
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: reply to the exact same thing.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: You would have said that today do Yeah.
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: Look, if I see someone that's trying to throw college
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: ball info out there, I'm gonna come back with my
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: two cents. And I was saying, look like Brandon good points.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: That ra Sean salom season wasn't crea it was incredible.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: What'd you think at the end of Surviving Barstool?
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: I thought it was fine.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: So you didn't like it?
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: You thought it was all right? You didn't like it? No,
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: I thought it was good then, but I knew. I
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: knew what was going to happen. Hew, you guys told
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: me when you finished filming the show we did, yeah,
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: but I was I asked. I was like, who won?
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: And you were like, we don't know. And I was like, well, who, Like,
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: who do you think? And you were like we were like,
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: you were like we're like ninety nine percent sure it
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: was Ria.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it makes sense. Would you who would you have
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: voted for?
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: I would have voted for Rea. I think Read deserved
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: to win the game, played the best game. Yeah, but
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: I but I was hoping in the back of my
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: head that it wasn't Ria, so that I would be
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: able to experience a surprise. But I knew it was
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: going to be Ria. Like, I didn't even really watch
• 53:48
  Speaker 5: after they read the votes. I didn't watch any of
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: the post show.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, post show had it was a bit toothless. I mean,
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: you already had gone through all the emotion of it.
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I thought it was great. I mean I've
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: also I've also never really been a fan. Like the
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: last episode of Survivor always kind of sucks for me.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: Did you hide under your covers when everybody was being
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: mean to each other?
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: You cover your eyes? I know you like to cover
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: your eyes.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: I muted it at points, and I went on my
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: phone A lot really were being mean to each other.
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't like it just because you couldn't watch. Yeah,
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: I don't like that. Stuff makes me uncomfortable, Like, I
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: don't care if it was real Survivor. I wouldn't care,
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: but like they're really digging into Big Cat, and I'm like, well,
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: I know Big Cat, Like I was like watching one
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: of my friends get like just like publicly shamed. Yeah,
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: and I was like, yeah, this is like pretty uncomfortable. Yeah,
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: Like I know everyone likes to see like the big
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: Boss go down. Like I'm all for that. I love
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: seeing that, not not Big Cat specifically.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Oh so who dave No?
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: I mean like in general, like people like to see
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: the top guy fault. They like to see the guy
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: the guy at the top come down from the mountain.
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: Oh of course, like they people people want to see
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: mahomes lose.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: You want to see what homes lose.
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: You're one of the people that want to see.
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: You want to see you want to see mahomes fall
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: from grace. So people are probably like, when it's finally
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: time for everyone to turn on Big Cat, people are
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: probably pumped, Oh shit, Number one's fallen. But like I
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: didn't feel that because I know Big Cat right, well,
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: I don't think he's fallen. I don't think he's fallen either,
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: But like at the moment, like it's always like do
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: you get what I'm saying? Like people are always expecting
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: in these long form content videos that like Francis is
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: going to get his shit ripped up, Rico is gonna
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: get fucking screamed at. Right, No one's expecting it to
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: be Dave or Big Cat that's going to be the
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: one that's getting.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, I understand what you're saying, but I think that
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: people would have liked any type of I think there
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: was the same level of intrigue last year when Stephen
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Cha was the one getting ripped up, you know what
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, Like I thought that it was at Oh
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: really I disagree or didn't you didn't think that Stephen
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: cha shit was funnier?
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: Or I thought that Stephen cha shit was funnier by
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: a lot, like when they were like was that was
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: when like Rico was like throwing cheese at him? Yes, yeah,
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: it was like that, like Kirk was was ruthless to
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: Kirk was ruthless to him, but that was all like
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: I don't know that's Chay, Like everyone knows Cha's unbreakable,
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: but I like, I bet that ended and it was
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: like immediately like Chae and those guys never had any
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: hard feelings towards each other in real life I thought
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: Chay's wife was like furious at Kirk for like a
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: long time. Oh maybe I don't. I don't know Cha's wife.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: So but.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: They said, but uh, I think that it's it's the
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: same level. It scratches the same itch. Like if you're
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: watching reality show, if you're watching fucking The Bachelor or
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: something like that, you want to see a big confrontation.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter who the confrontation is between.
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I agree with that, but I again, I I
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: don't want I don't want to see that in a
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: show where I know everyone.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, I agree with that, especially like I'm not but
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not, Well, you're just not equipped for awkward situations
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: to happen around you.
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: I'm not equipped for that. And I'm also not friendly
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: with a ton of people. Like I'm I'm friendly with
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: everyone at barstool, but I'm not really like the amount
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: of people at barstool that I would like text it's
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: pretty much just everyone in this room and then people
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: on the AC and mook and mook, right, But like,
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: like that's not so It's like I would have preferred
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: it not to be one of those people that was
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: getting the ripping and Francis well Francis Is on the show. Yeah,
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: but you said in this room, bro, Well you know
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: what I mean, submit tics you to death. You know
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: what I mean. It's the barstool way, you know what
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: I mean. I was crashing in the fucking fires. I guess. No,
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: I mean I I thought the show was great. I
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: thought the ending was good. I thought, Yeah, I just
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: was I'm not I was. I think it's I wasn't
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: like I wasn't. It wasn't like I was sitting there
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: watching big Cat get like humiliated, like like I wasn't
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: like happy for that. I wasn't like like finally I
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: think finally he falls.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I agree with that. I think it's more
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: the fact that there something happened at the end of
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: the show, yeah, is better than something not for the
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: sake of this show. You know, it didn't fizzle or
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: like the whole like end of it wasn't just like
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: a kumbaya just like everybody knows who's gonna win type
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: of thing. I think there was genuine doubt on who
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: was gonna win.
• 58:12
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: Also, not to sound like like a complete sociopath, but
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: like crying crying for that long nails on a chalkboard.
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: Like that episode was an hour and a half of
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: straight crying. It's like listening to a baby, Like, and
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: I get why people are crying. Like I understood why
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: Megan was crying. I completely understood why Rio was crying.
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: It's an emotional thing. They've been in the office for
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: a week, they've known these people for ever.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Well, Dave was in the office for a week. He
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: didn't cry.
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I think women cry more than men typically.
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: Oh sexist much, No, I think it's probably a fat
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: biological thing, yeah, which I and but again, like I
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: understand why they were crying, but like maybe like if
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: I was in the if I was in production, I
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: think I would have turned that down a little bit.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: Post it's the volume of it, or put it like
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: a filter on their face.
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: Like I don't need to hear people like for like
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: an hour and a half strate.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: It's funny to think that if guys were girls, they
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: would cry just as much.
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I think they would, yeah, hundred percent. I mean,
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: who did any dudes cry in this season? Climber clamor
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: a big cat. But that's like that's more like a
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: that's like a depressing crying it's like like the single,
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: like you see the eyes water and then you're like,
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: no way, it's not like the hysterical hour and a
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: half of like damn, how does she still have tears
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: left to cry? I never cry. I don't think I've
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: cried like. I don't think I've cried my entire life whole,
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: including like baby, as much as as much as as
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: people had cried over the course of those seven days.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Do you think on Real Survivor people cry, Like do
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: you think that at the same percentage the women are
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Real Survivor cry?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: I don't remember, I actause I don't remember. I haven't
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: watched Real Survivor in a while. But do they cry
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: as much?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: I don't think they cry as much.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: They don't.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: But I think that also probably has something to do
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: with the fact that they're around strangers, like their prop
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: like Megan and Rhea crying. They're probably like, I'm crying.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: I don't really give a fuck. I know all these people.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: No, but there's like camera people you don't know or
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: producers that you don't know. Yeah, I still crying in
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: front of them. That's crazy.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: I mean, no, I get again, I get I get
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: the crying. I understand why they were crying.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Boston Robb cried, did he Yeah, pussy the fucking Godfather's
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: a pussy.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how I know. You haven't watched Survivor. Well, no,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: I know Boston rob you do. Yeah, he was like
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: the scombag of the show.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: No, you're thinking of Johnny Truelove or No, I know Boston.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: He wears the Red Sox hat. I know Boston.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: He wasn't the I'm back.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: He was a little bit of a scumbag. He was
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: like the Godfather. He came up with like the He
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: was the first person to like plant a fake idol?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: Was he?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: I think? Respect to him, I don't know, but yeah, no,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: it was good. I'm just not a big crying fan.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: Not a big crying fan.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Well, do you think it's a manipulative crying.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: I think it's a little manipulative in times. Yeah, But
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: like if you're doing a if you're giving a speech
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: and you literally can't get the speech out without crying,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: there's something you can do about that. It's not your fault. Yeah.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: I almost wished they would just go full cry, you
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: know what I mean? But you I almost wish Megan
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: was just bawling her eyes out rather than trying to hold.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: It back for an hour and a half, like when
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: I talked to a movie at trying to get her
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: to uh like believe the fake idol or whatever.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: Oh, instant tears and she was crying immediate, and so.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: I would look like a psycho if I wasn't just like,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: well it's okay, Like it's cool, it's not that deep.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: And yeah, you can't be like cut the ship, like
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: what the fuck are you doing? Right? Yeah, you can't
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: be like why are you crying already? I barely spoken?
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's what I mean. You look like you would
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: look crazier than the person who's crying.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, But like but I needed that. I need you
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: at one hundred percent right now. Yeah cool, I need
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: your focus.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but like, uh yeah, I don't know. I guess
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: more dudes crying. But Stephen Shade cried last Steven Jake
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: cried last season, but that was like but he did
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: but he no, But I will say even when Stephen
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: Jay cried because I rewatched last season.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: Over they did invote him out for crying. No, but
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: I watched Stephen Jay. I rewatched that season over Christmas
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: break when the when they were on the break for this,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: because I never had watched that full season. I knew
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: Will won, but I never watched that full season. No,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: and uh, even when Chay cried, I was like, what
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 5: the fuck, dude, I pull it together.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: It's insane.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: That's when you just got to put the head down
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: and like laugh or like take a drink of water,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: take a deep breath. Yeah, it's uh.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: I wonder how many dudes were close to tears and
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: they had to suppress them.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 5: I had all of them. No, except for Dave.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: There was no point where I was close to tears. Yeah,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: that's true where I welled up. Francis might have been
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: close to tears at a point, like when he was
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: when there was the miscommunication about the idol, like like frustration.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah that see, that's something that for me, like
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: that would have brought me close.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: No one understands if I was.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 5: In that situation, I would have got close. But I
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: don't think I would have gotten close. I think I
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 5: would have gotten really mad and like yelled, but like
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: people would have been like that was that that SaaS
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: blow up was so funny, Like it wouldn't have been like, no,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: would have been no one would have taken it seriously, yeah,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: where I would have been hundred serious.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: They're bringing her the blankets that you get after a marathon.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the the tinfoil blanket. Yeah, like when you
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: just escaped a fire. Yeah yeah, exactly.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So that that, uh, we need to if we're
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: going equal equal rights, equal fights, we gotta we have
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: to find a way to get to the bottom of that.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's the Fellas need to turn
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: it on more or if we need to react to
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: it all differently when it happens.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I really don't know. I like, I
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: don't know, Like is that just me or did it
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: feel like there was more tears than ever? Yeah, but
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: it's like the only one that thought that like that
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: was that was that a common opinion? Was that like
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: a a common opinion to have to be like that
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: was a lot of tears.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: While I was while I was playing it, I was like,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: this person's cry, this person cried, this person.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're like, this is like but it was like
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: that last episode, it was like it was crying the
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: whole time. And again I'm not putting I'm not putting
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: any of the blame on Rhea and Meghan, Like, I
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 5: totally understand why they were crying, right, It's an emotional
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: It's an emotional and Mo and Kelly and Movie and
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: Kelly and Big Cat and Big Cat, like, I get
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: why they were I get why they were crying. But
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: that's like a like, as the viewer, you're like, dude,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: like like cause it kind of it takes away from
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: the cry almost. But I think it's so you're like,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: if everyone's crying, who am I supposed to feel bad for?
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: Well, if that's I think that's the point. I think
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: when you see someone else crying, you're like, I better
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: get to fucking crying. Yeah, I better get to crying
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: right now. She's crying, and then I'm going to lose
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: victim status, like cause.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: Like Megan had no chance of winning, Dave had no
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: chance of winning, even though I know everyone said, like, well,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: when I went in, I was going to vote for Dave.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: No one was gonna Dave was never gonna win that
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: when I went in, I was going to vote for day.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: I don't think anyone is actually going to vote for Dave.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: Honestly, the house was super was close to going for Dave,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: and then Kelly came in and was like, you guys
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: are all like fucking idiots with your little fucking bits.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: She was like, on you know when Kelly keegs, yeah,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: puts the pedal to the metal. Yeah, And it was
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: just like getting that, like I don't know why the
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: fuck you guys are gonna do so, Like I think
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: you have to give her a lot of credit for
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: lobbying for Rea.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, no, I'm I'm definitely I thought I thought
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: Kelly played well too.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying when she got to the
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: house her lobbing for real. I'm not saying any part
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: of her. I'm not saying her gameplay. I'm saying as
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: as an additional stat Yeah, great season. You've got to
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: do it next year.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: Bro oh no, never, you have to even the house.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: Like at the end, the house started pissing me off.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 5: I think the house became a little bit of like
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: a suck off fest of who of each other?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, how so I think the house sort of turned
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: into like, look how great we are? Like this is
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: what like this is what I would But it's like,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: you guys aren't in the game. You guys all that eliminated, But.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: That's everybody who came into the house was like, well
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: here's what I would have did. Yeah, And they have
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: to download all this information from their brain. So every
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: single time someone came home, you hear the same conversations
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: from everybody.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because everybody thinks they're the main character. Like there
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: was a shot of me just like watching on the couch,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: like drinking wine. Yeah, it's like dude, behold yeah, yeah,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: every and everyone's like screaming at each other.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: It's like, well I would yeah, yeah, I mean yeah,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: just running back, running it back every single time must
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: have just been brutal.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: Everybody ran it back, So it's compounding interest. So by
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: the time Kelly Keys gets in, I'm hearing Clemer's story
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: for the eighth time.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that would kill me. That would break me down.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: Why didn't you vote for the Rainbow Connection?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 13: And it is a.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Truly I mean, I think it was a great I
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: think it's the best season of Honey reality show that
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: Barstool's ever.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: Done easily, and I honestly think that has to do
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: with the amount of people that were in it, because
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: I was looking back at old seasons. I think the
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: old seasons hold up in terms of like the competitions
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: and like the drama aspect. I think the reason that
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: this season was so much better is because that it
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: started with what twenty four people, so it's like people
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: are getting eliminated constantly. Like I think that, Like the
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: Pink Wedding was like so.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: Good, yeah, great show, like when you two, Like.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: When I tuned into that episode because Tommy told me
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: about the Pink Wedding, he was like, it's pretty much
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: just something where like they're all like locked in the
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: same room and they can't they have to decide who
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: goes home. But he never told me it was going
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: to be like four people in one episode, yeah, or
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 5: however many it was yeah, yeah yeah. So like that
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: was like like sitting down and watching that, I.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: Was like, oh my well, I think that that was
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: originally supposed to be its own episode, like a super episode,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: but you know how they cut it into two parts.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: It need to be too well.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: I think they were going to put it all together,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: but then when Biz and Big Cat went out, like
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: there was nothing that really happened during those episodes, so
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: it was like a little bit devoid of like good drama.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: So they put both of those eliminations in one episode. Yeah,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: and then stretch the pink wedding out over too, because
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: there was so much drama with that.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because bis in Wit or bizin Big Cat went
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: out kind of just quietly. That's what you told me
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 5: before the episode came out, that's just quiet. Yeah, I
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: told you there's a good one, and you said it's
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: two people that kind of just go out with no fight.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, would you disagree with that? No, it was completely
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: I think it's more interesting when someone's going out that
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: it looks like like when Rico went out, like there
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: was a chance that he did Yes, he did it.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: He fought till the end. Yeah, same with like you
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: and Francis Yeah, Frank Gott well yeah he got blind sized. Yeah.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 5: But like it was like you guys didn't know, like
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: no one knew. You guys were definitely going out.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, And that was my intention. Well, I was like,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know if this fake idol shit's gonna work,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: but for the sake of the show, like I felt,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: I owed it to the show to try and make
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: it as interesting and yeah, action packed as possible, like
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: going out sad for the sake of the show, Like
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: there's no you're not even gonna try to have the
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: conversations with everybody, Yeah, and then like find out it's
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: a know in all those conversations and still try to
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: do something.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I will say I didn't really think big Cat
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: texting Rhea to get out was that big of a deal.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: The text of Compton definitely wasn't that.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 5: Big of a deal. I don't think any of that stuff.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: But the Compton denied the entire time that was hilarious.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: But if he had told everybody that he had sent
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: the text in real time and what the text had said,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: everybody would have been like, oh, yeah, you're trying to
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: help her. No one knew until afterwards of the jury
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: that he was trying to help her because he denied
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: that he sent the text until we were all sitting
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: So if he had just bet, like, it would have
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: completely changed the game if you were just like, wait, no,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: like you were trying to be on her side, if
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: he was just admitted. But Kelly Keys came in on
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: such a warpath that he felt like bad for saying it.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: I think to say anything to Kelly Keegs She was like,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: were you texting him? He was like, oh yeah, scared.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was really funny. Yeah, But I don't know.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 5: I feel like, I don't know if you get to
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 5: a point on the show where you can't take the
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: show anymore, I don't think there's anything really that that's
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: that dishonorable about.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 9: Uh.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: I think the dishonorable thing is not being able to
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: take the show anymore.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: What the fuck you have to go?
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: You have to get you get like catered meals and
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: you have to play a fucking game for an hour
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: a day and then vote somebody out.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I disagree, it's.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: Well yours being outside I think is a little bit harder,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: so insane to quit that. If you ever feel like
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: you have to quit a fucking barstool game.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: Show, No, I disagree. Why. I just I just completely
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: will make your case. I just feel like, if you
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 5: get to a point where you're like, I cannot do
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: this anymore, it's just it's a week dude. Yeah. But
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: if you get to a point where you're like, look,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: there's no there's no written rule that says that you
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: got to go all the way.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that I think that that's soft.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: I don't think it's soft. Why I get why it
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: piss the people off because they're like, well, then I
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: should have been there if you weren't going to go
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: all the way.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: Not even that, but as a viewer, somebody just being
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: like I'm just gonna I'm gonna go home.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 5: Now, because I feel I've been in situations plenty of
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 5: times where I've been like I cannot do this anymore.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: Like what I don't know I'm trying to think, but
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: like I get that feeling, Like I get that feeling
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 5: where you're like, dude, fuck.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: This, Yeah, but then don't sign up for it if
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: you think that you can't you learn from your mistakes.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: If you can't handle six weeks or six days of
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: playing something, of playing a game where you're like literally pampered,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: you're like drinking wine and watching movies all day like that,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: that's not that's not a stressful environment.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: That's someone's fantasy. You understand that that's a fantasy.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Like, that's that's not like actually hard.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: Look, dude, I'm just trying to you know, I'm trying
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 5: to show some love to big Cat. I know I'm
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: not even talking about you might have some personal problems
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 5: with him, like the whole backstabbing and stuff. But like
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 5: a personally, I didn't think like.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: I know you guys like you, I haven't even been
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: even talking, like are you guys on speaking to He
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: texted me this morning saying that please answer. I know
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: you see this, Please respond.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: What are you talking about?
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: We were texting yesterday about the Eagles and Rams sending
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: me videos of Max texting me today about something content related? Uh,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: texting about the Commanders? What are you talking about?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: Brother? That's just casual conversation. You guys haven't sat down
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: one on one yet, have you.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: I talked to him in Chicago.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: You guys haven't sat down one on one and really
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 5: just hashed this whole thing out. All I know is, dude,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: if I was in Big Cat situation and that happened
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: to me, I'm out. I'm gone.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: I would have left the company if what happened.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: If I was in the situation where you're at. You're
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: at Tribal on the last day finale episode that you
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: look in the corner you see like three hundred thousand
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: people are watching live and it's just people are just
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 5: taking their turns going down the line being like this
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: is the reasons that I hate you. I would be like, oh, yeah, no,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: I quit, Like during the council, I'd be like, no,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 5: I quit. I'm good. No, yeah, you guys are all right.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 5: I'm a piece of shit, but I'm out. I'm not
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: facing this again.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: Bro, you're a comedian. What are you talking about?
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just got just wouldn't. I wouldn't fuck with that.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: You're missing the first rule of kill tony bro roast back.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'm not a roast comedian and I've never
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 5: been on kil tony.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's the that's the bible, Bro, that's bible
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: for guys like us.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: No, not for me.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: I gave it was like like like, also, dude, Francis's uh,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: Francis's speech was so funny, not like not the actual speech,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: just how long it went, and then Dave being like Francis,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: what are you doing?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 5: It was it was about ten times longer than that.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: There was a whole section about like Ria and Fran's
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: weddings that was the longest part that was like by far,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: like it was equally long to everything else, and it
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: completely got cut, Like there's tons of I.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 5: Was screaming laughing, but I think the reason I was
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 5: laughing so hard was because I don't want to quote
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: Francis on this because I don't know if I was right.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: I don't know if this is accurate, But I think
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 5: after that ended that I talked to him about it
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: and I was like, how was the ending and he
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: was like, he's like, dude, I did like a whole
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 5: roast of everybody had killed and I was like, so
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 5: I was waiting on that to be like this is
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 5: gonna France is gonna unleash. There was also five minutes
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 5: and then and then it was like three minutes of
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: him ripping into Big Cat, which was funny, but then
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 5: it was just then then it just cut to Dave
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 5: being like Francis, what are you doing?
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: But well, he started off with some shit. I don't
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: think it was like about like Arian and Gilly getting
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: voted off or something like that, and it was like
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: his best material, five minutes of his best material, and
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: they cut all of it and no it the sound
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: wasn't working and so they had to reset sound. And
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: he's like, well I can't, like you can't do those
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: jokes again, jokes again or whatever, and they're like, well,
• 1:15:30
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  Speaker 1: Please Kirk when I had a big cat, Uh, Francis
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: went at big cat? Who else did Ria and Rio
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: win a big cat? Even David, Like, I don't feel
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: that way.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 5: That was so funny. Dave was so funny.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was great, and wit speech was so funny,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: even just like how he's like he runs your live.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so funny. Yeah, Dave wearing the Compton jersey was
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 5: so funny.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 5: Bee's not caring. It's hilarious. But I see, that's that's
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 5: the thing that I don't get. I don't get why
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 5: Bees gets no flack for not caring at all. Caleb
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: got no flack for not caring at all. But then
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 5: Big Cat kind of not caring and then being like
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 5: I don't want to be here anymore was like the biggest.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: I think because that was business energy the entire time
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: that Big Cat went from like big sitting throats and
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: just be like whoa white flag?
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: But also I get it.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: It's like, dude, it's like if you're doing a group
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: project in like middle school, and like all of your
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: friends got paired together and then you're in a group
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: with like no one that you know. He's with Dave
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: and Rico.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 5: What are you talking about? Yeah, I guess that's true.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: You're right, but uh, I think that is definitely like
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 5: that is very true. He was with like two of
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: his best friends with the company.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: He was like boys, he loves to run like the
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: game with like they love to run the three man week.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that is true.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: It would have been it could have been the perfect
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: It could have been the like it could have been
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: a reality show of them doing pick them on Rico, Yeah,
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: like fucking with him at every corner, like playing off
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: of each other, like them going back at Dave.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 5: He hit his limit. We've all got limits, bro. I
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 5: guess all I'm asking is for you to respect him.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: Why I talk Dave has some a song about your
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: lib ass, the body you.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 5: I'm just trying to play some defense.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: You know, why aren't you going out for the Case Race?
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: Then?
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: When is that soon? Or why don't you going out
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: for any of the streams, or why don't you going
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: to New Orleans? I'm going to New Orleans.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 5: Bro, I'm not going to New Orleans because I haven't
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 5: been asked to go to the super Bowl in the
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 5: last three years.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: But back in LA it was sick.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was fun in LA, but then they never
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 5: asked me to go back.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: We were a content machine that week too. Yeah, you
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: honestly were.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to the Case Race because I don't
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 5: want to do the Case Race again. I have a limit.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 5: Respect my limit. No, I'm not going to the Case
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 5: Race because I don't rink. So I'm not gonna go
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 5: to the Case Race and just be sober. That sounds awful.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: You gotta start wearing like tap out here.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 5: I gotta start drinking, is what I gotta do.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: You know, you gotta wear tap out here.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 5: I definitely gotta start drinking again. I was watching some
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 5: one of my friends, Nate and Bo sent me the
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: Something friends. Yeah they sent me. Uh well they were sent.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 5: They sent it in our group chat the clip of
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 5: of on the case race where Shane was telling the
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 5: story of me with the bills, and I was like, damn,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 5: I used to be the man.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so funny. You used to do like so
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: much fun shit, like even the Rocketman clip of you
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: just like sing. Yeah, he used to rule so hard.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, now this is it. This is all I do.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 5: This is all you get from me.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: Sweep the streets that I used to roam.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, how does it feel known? I'm a complete unknown?
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: You really are. It's so sad, Like Bob Dylan would
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: be like so disappointed in you.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 5: I don't think he would. I mean, I've taken the
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 5: Dylan path just way too early in my career.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: Well, you're taking it so hard that you're like trying
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: to live in his building. Yeah did you base your
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: building on where he used to live?
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 5: No, yes, you did, I did. I did. Used to
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 5: go to bars that he went to, though, you see.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're you're like trying to that was like low
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: yourself for your dealing path. But I think that you
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: always see the videos on like Instagram or TikTok of
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: dudes who are like I don't have Like a lot
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: of people have to drink to have fun, and it's
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: just like a dude dancing with his shirt off. Oh no,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: not me, Like I can get this, Like I'm the
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: most lick guy at the party and I'm fucking sober. Yeah,
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: those videos are brutal, Yeah, but that like you do
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: need to drink to be the most littut guy at
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: the party. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah those hit Yeah they're bad,
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: but you do need to.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 5: Like guy who are like that, He's like, why do
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 5: I always have the same exact vibe at every party,
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: but I'm some stone cold sober. It's like, because you're
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 5: fucking lunatic.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with you, you're something wired wrong. But you had
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: the best energy at the party. And then you're like,
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: I want that good energy that I put out into
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: the world to cease immediately, Like I want to all
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: the doors that it was opening for me. I'd like
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: to close all doors and all of them immediately. And
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: you like just stay. You're like, I'd rather walk this
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: tight rope. Yeah, I'd rather I could have been like I.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 5: Could have been like I could have been like a
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 5: regular on Kill Kill Tony right now you are selling
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 5: out like arenas. No, you literally would be yeah, hey,
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 5: hey guys, I'm in town actually for Kill Tony. We're
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 5: doing the garden tonight. I think I can pop through
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 5: HQ just say hi to some old friends. And it's
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 5: completely changed since you stopped taking popping in here right
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 5: now to be like Roan, what's up, bro, I'm seeing
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 5: you in a minute. No, you'd be like Adam, what's
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 5: up Adam?
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: Adam, Like someone would like whisper in your ear, like
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: I heard about there.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 5: Heard about the twins. That's huge, dude. I'm meant to
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 5: reach you out. I'm sorry, it's so busy, been so
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 5: busy lately. It's been a lot, been all over the country. Honestly,
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 5: you know, me and shann are doing this whole co
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 5: headlining arena tour, so.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: I'm actually I have to jet to the inauguration. Right now,
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: I'm doing fifteen with post Belone. I'm actually singing a
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: little bit these days.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 5: And now I like actively have my friends text me
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 5: being like when are you getting on at three pm?
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: And You're like, now, yeah, you're just a grumpy comedian.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: Now just your arms crossed on stage like the world
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: is going to shit, like talking about the younger generation
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: and shit disaffected.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. It's it's tough. It's a tough
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 5: thing to it's it's a weird position because it's like
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 5: I'm not drinking, so I'm not as social. I am
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 5: still social though, Like I still go to the stand
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 5: and I still hang out and talk to everybody. Who's
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 5: everybody the same people that I've that I met when
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 5: I was drinking, right, Like I was thinking about it,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 5: and I was like, I don't know if I'm ever
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 5: gonna make Like it's like I like, when was the
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 5: time you made a new friend, like an actual friend,
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 5: not someone from work, someone who like you've become friends
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 5: with them, and it's someone that you would like go
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 5: get like a one on one like lunch with or something.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: My wife has has a new friend recently, really and
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: I met that.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 5: And how do you feel about a husband? And you
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 5: guys are boys, you're the husband. I'm like friends with him,
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 5: but I guess that's like text during the game. No, no,
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 5: so not friends.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: I don't think he watches the game. It's from Brazil.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, exactly.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: I don't have to watch him in the the Boca
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: Junior's game, Yeah, to text him, but uh yeah, I'm
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: trying to think that of the last time non work
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: that just I also don't like I think with our
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: job we could like use it to like scoop friends. Yeah,
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: but I don't especially like people who come through barstool,
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like, I think there are
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: some people who work at Barstool who are like, I'll
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: just scoop up, like I want to be friends with
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: that dude. Yeah, but I don't really scoop. I don't
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: scoop friends like that. I think I feel like it's disingenuous,
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: it's almost cheating. And it comes to your work. You
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: like get their number because they did like an interview
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: or something like that. You're not going to be like,
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: let's fucking get ramen.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Also, like everyone that I meet that like recently,
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 5: like everyone that I've met, like I'll hang out with
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 5: someone I like, yah, they're fine, But then in the
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 5: back of my head, I'm like, I can't wait to
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 5: go home and like talk shit about this dude to
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 5: my real friends. Like I can't wait to hop on
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 5: video games and be like you guys will not believe
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 5: the fucking clown I just met, and how I'm laughing. Yeah,
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 5: Like Bo studying abroad right now and he's sending he's
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 5: sending texts about the people that he's without there and
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 5: I'm dying laughing.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: Is he studying abroad or is he in the army?
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 5: He's studying abroad. He's finishing his last semester of college.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: And then he's going to join the army after going
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: to Spain. Yeah, he's not joining the army.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know, we'll see. I hope he doesn't.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: He's not going to join the army.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 5: I hope he doesn't.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: But I think he is fighting the front line of
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: the culture wars.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm thinking he's hoping that he's not going to
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 5: be front line. He thinks he's going to be an officer. Oh,
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 5: you got to train. I think that's why people train
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 5: so hard, because I think the more you train, the
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 5: less likely it is that you'll see combat.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: We send our worst, yeah, yeah, we send the word
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: guys out there. Yeah, you send like the one point
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: five GPAs out there. It's like they didn't have a choice.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: You can't do any pull ups. But he also dropped out.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what the movie. He's a good time.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: That's what The Expendables was about.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the front line. Dude's funny as hell. Didn't try
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 5: and school, so he's gonna be frontline. He's a vibes guy.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: He's a glue guy. No, they're gonna have a great
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: time pass away from this mortal coil.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: Just have him pick up bombs with his hands. He
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: could used to do it as a party trick. Yeah,
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: he's a legend. What'd you do all weekend?
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 5: I just played video games and watched football. It's such
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 5: a blessing. You know what I did do? I cooked
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 5: every meal for myself.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, what did you cook?
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 5: Because I think I'm gonna have a heart attack if
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: You've gotta be pre diabetic.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was seeing you know what it was? I
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 5: saw a Pat posted that he's no longer pre diabetic,
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 5: and and then I was looking at that, and I
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 5: was like, if Pat's pre diabetic, then I'm pre fucking
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 5: AIDS or something like. I don't know what I am,
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 5: but it's gotta be worse. Is that a gay joke?
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 13: Bro?
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 5: It actually what I forgot that Pat was gay. While
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 5: I was saying that gay Pat, you forgot gay Pat
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 5: was gay.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: I call him immediately, I call him Pat, But I'm
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: not denying his identity as gay Pat.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 5: But I meant like I I definitely eat more unhealthy
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 5: than him, and he has a six pack. He has
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 5: a six pack. He works out constantly.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: But if you pumped his stomach, it's getting jammed. It's
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: like a shot back getting choked out, like trying to
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: shot back a wet towel.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 5: You know what I realized because I was like, I
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 5: was like, I'm not even really a huge meal person.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 5: Like I'm not a big like I don't really care
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 5: about meals. Meals are more just fuel. I'm all about
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 5: the snacks you're I'm a snack man. So I realized.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 5: I was like, I think if I just cook my
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 5: meals for myself while I'm home and I continue similar
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 5: snacking habits, that's already better by a lot.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: I think just cutting out snacks and focusing on the
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: meals is the move.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 5: Bro. I know it's I'm asking you to too much.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: I know I'm asking you to deny who you are
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: as a man, But like, I think that has to
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: I think that's the key.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 5: I gotta cut out the snacks. But I think about this, like,
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 5: so I get typically I'm eating like I'll eat like
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 5: a burrito bowl and then snacks, or I'll eat or
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 5: I'll eat like or I'll eat like pad tie and
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 5: then and then hit the snacks. Or all have pizza,
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 5: or all have fucking wings, or all have uh Indian food.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: Any array of things that were reserved for guys on
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: death row in prisons exactly, yes, yes, and then you'll
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: put the trolleys behind.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 5: And I'm having that for meals, and then I'm on
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 5: top of that, I'm also having a sleeve of pringles
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 5: and a whole bag of gummies.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: The average American has three meals that a guy from
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: the nineteen sixties on death row would have as his
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: final best meal that he ever heard.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, every day.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: Average American has that every single day. Yeah, in the
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: nineteen sixties, meals must have sucked so bad, so bad.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: They're probably just like a hunk of ham, peas and corn.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: But that's pretty much what I'm eating now, that's what
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: you cook for yourself.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 5: Well, because then, because then I was thinking about it,
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 5: I was like, well, I know how to cook. But
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 5: then I was cooking, and then I was like, the
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 5: only time I've ever really cooked for myself was when
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 5: I was working out a lot. So the only thing
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 5: that I know how to cook is just meat, rice veggie.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 5: So for dinner three nights in a row, I had
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 5: beef rice veggie, and the veggies are not even cooked.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 5: I mean I'm talking about like I had a couple
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 5: of carrots. Was it good? It did the job.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: But you say you know how to cook like you're
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: you mean you're a good cook, or you can physically
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: heat the food.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 5: I can make meals.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can make the food harder.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 5: I made steak. Steak was fine. Yeah, yeah, I wasn't great.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 5: Overcooked it.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: I didn't see it on steak Twitter.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 5: No, it's not a hap that one. That one was
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 5: not going on Twitter. No, No, that was a cheeseburger.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 5: I thought about getting the ketchup out like that. It's
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 5: just belong on bread.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: It is nice to reawaken that skill set.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 5: It was still good, though. Don't get me wrong. Bless
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 5: me with the fuck mary kill salt butter, sugar kill butter.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 13: What?
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I told you, I'm about the snacks. You snack
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 5: on a stick of butter bro kill butter. Fuck sugar,
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 5: marry salt.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: You're marrying salt.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 5: That's how you know I'm in trouble. You're anyone that
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 5: has that line up. Anyone that has that lineup is fucked.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 5: You can't marry salt. May I married sault?
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: You would frank the tank or in a thrupple.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 5: I know, because that's the problem is, I've noticed that
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 5: my love for the gummies is even going away really,
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 5: like I love the gummies, I'll fuck the gummies I love.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 5: I love to fuck the gummies, but like the like,
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 5: but like, if I don't have the salty, the salties
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 5: to end the night with, I'm fucked.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: What kind of salty are we talking?
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 5: Dude? You know pringles Like it's gotten to the point
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 5: where I'm like, I'm actually thinking about like full cold
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 5: turkey quitting prinkle like I can't ever read them again?
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: Will you clean out a sleeve?
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 5: A sleeping night? You can't have a sleep dude, is
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 5: sleeping night?
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: You can't have a sleeping night like.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 5: Reupping at the same place every day. Yeah, go to
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 5: the deli, pick up a new sleeve. Why don't you
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 5: just get a bunch, because I hope that the sleeve
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 5: will last me more than more than one night when
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 5: I'm buying them.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: Fuck Mary, kill the plane, the barbecue, the sour cream.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 5: Oh that's a I mean, that's a breeze. Kill and
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 5: kill the barbecue. Oh no, oh no, You've got me
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 5: completely misunderstood. Kill the barbecue. Fuck the sour cream. Marry
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 5: the plane.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: So you're a plane through and through, dude, I like
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: I've gone through phases of like, it's get the pizza pringles,
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: It's get the spicy pringles. What about the salt? The
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: vinegar is nice.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 5: Nothing hits as hard as the plane.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, there is something space age about the plane.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 5: The plane pringle is just the perfect chip.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: It's supposed to be potato like, like it's supposed to
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: look like a potato.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 5: It's a French fry. It's like you're eating a frame.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 5: It's like you're eating just like I'm just sitting down
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 5: eating French fries. You know what.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: I just treated myself to a bag of on the
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: way home when we stopped on the during the snow.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 5: French fries. Bugles Really, bugles are fun.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: They're so fun.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you see. The weird thing is that like
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 5: all of the like bugles, like that's what I should
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 5: start like if I bought. Because I've been I've been
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 5: switching it up. Yes, I've been going away from the
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 5: pringles because I know I'll take down the full sleeve.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 5: So I've been getting like ritz crackers.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, probably still just as bad for you, but
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: it feels a little less guilty.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 5: It feels a little less guilty. And also I don't
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 5: like for some reason, I don't have that start, can't
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 5: stop with anything else.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: And well rich crackers is also oh oh not peanut
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: butter crackers.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 5: Just rich crackers, just Ritz crackers, just plain Ritz bro
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 5: their buttery, their buttery as fuck. Well why are you
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 5: killing butter? Because I say, it's not about the butter,
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 5: it's about the salt.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: So then why don't you kill the sugar?
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 5: Then?
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: Because I love the sugar butter, I think is I'm
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: fucking butter?
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 5: That's crazy? And what are you marrying?
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess sugar. He'll kill salt.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you see, you don't you don't even understand, Like,
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 5: you don't even understand how big of a how big
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 5: of a part salt plays until you kill salt. But
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 5: have you ever got it? Have you got have you
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 5: ever gone salt? No, that doesn't count you salted butter.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 5: You can't do salted butter. You killed salt. I can't.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 5: I can't kill sugar and then just start slamming kettle
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 5: corn every night. Yeah, but there's that. There's salted, but
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 5: it comes salted. No loopholes. That is a lazy there's
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 5: no loopholes. But I was that.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: I automatically went to that loophole.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 5: Have you ever gone salt free diet? I guess sugar free,
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 5: but I just I guess. I guess I have fox salt. No,
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 5: you have to marry salt.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: I'm marrying butter.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you. You don't know if you use a
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 5: little bit of butter, bro I use butter. I'm telling you, dude.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 5: When my dad had heart surgery, we had to go
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 5: salt free for like a year. You have no idea
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 5: how bad it is. Yeah, you had pretzels that don't
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 5: have salt on them, salt free pretzels. When I was
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 5: home for Christmas, I went downstairs at that in the
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 5: middle of the night to get a snack. All we
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 5: had was salt free pretzels. Do you know what that
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 5: tastes like? I do. It's not that bad. Nothing, it's
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 5: not that bad. It's the equivalent of taking a bite
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 5: out of a raw potato. That's nothing. It's just grains.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, But butter on a baked potato is better than
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: salt on a baked potato.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 5: I disagree. It's because you've never tried it. You've never
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 5: had it salt free. You've never had I guess I
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 5: killed sugar.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: Then I agree that you need salt on a lot of.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 5: You need salt. I guess I killed salmon. Every night,
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 5: no salt, no butter, butter, salmon.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: You're having raw, having butter.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 5: That's what we would have every night, just sam, just
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 5: raw salmon. Yeah, it was crazy.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: Bears hired Ben Johnson.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 5: Really wow, Ben Johnson, that's crazy. No salt free pretzels
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 5: are as crazy as they sound. It's literally they're just
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 5: naked pretzels. I like them.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: I don't think that that's that bad.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 5: You've never had them. There's no way you have them
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 5: when in my.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: Life I'm Philadelphia is like the soft pretzel capital. I've
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: gotten anti An's pretzels without salt.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 5: Before talking about the crunchy pretzels.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: I agree, but I'm saying it's the pretzel cap Well,
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: obviously I could have a salt free soft pretzel.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 5: It's just you're just eating bread, yeah, with butter in it. Yeah,
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 5: that's great, that's great, salt free. But I'm not talking
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 5: about soft pretze. I'm not talking about when you go
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 5: to the fucking movie theater or the mall and you
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 5: get a pretzel. I'm talking about like when you're looking
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 5: for a Imagine if you went and got, you went
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 5: and got, and you got that, you got fucking I
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 5: don't even I can't think of a snack that could
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 5: be worse without salt than pretzels.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean chips. Unsalted chips is insane.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 5: But I've had like low low low I've had like
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 5: low salt tostitos as. We have those in my house too,
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 5: and those are not good, but the texture is still
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 5: good enough that you'll continue eating them. Pretzels, the texture
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 5: is not good enough to eat without salt.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: I'm not even that big of a pretzel guy.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 5: I don't like pretzels in it to begin with.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: You know, it changed the game Dots though, and Dots
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: has the sweet ones. I know, the like if I
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: went to an as and I got a cinnamon sugar pretzel,
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: I'm happy as a pig.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 5: And shit, that's delicious. Yes, and that's sugar. So you're saying,
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 5: if you give up salt, you're just gonna eat Auntie
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 5: Anne's sugar pretzels for the rest of your life.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: That doesn't sound amazing to you, but.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 5: It doesn't sound like ideal or realistic.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: I'll get to have dessert. Still, what's your dessert gonna be?
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 1: I'll be able to eat fruit.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. My dessert will just be I
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 5: guess a salted caramel, caramel smart ass that sugar? I would,
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 5: I guess. I wouldn't do desert. I would. I would
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 5: live with that desert.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: You'd have to live withou dessert. Yeah, you'd have to
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: do That's when I when I said I would kill sugar.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 5: I would have to live with that dessert, which sucks,
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 5: but it would be better than having no salt on
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 5: every food.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're just killed. So you're I mean, can
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: are people ever allergic to butter and you can't have
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 1: margin or margarine or fucking I can't believe it's not
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: butter either. But I guess you could have oil. That's
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: like people had, like oil instead of butter is nice. Yeah,
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: butter is killable.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 5: Butter is killable because you could have Yet you could
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 5: have like bread and oil. That's not bad. That's good
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 5: with some seasoning in there too in the oil. Salt even.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, salt on chocolate chip cookies is amazing, it's delicious.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 1: But you're not making chocolate chip cookies without butter. No,
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: so you're giving up chocolate chip cookies. Yeah, Like anything
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 1: you bake needs butter.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 5: Like, if you had to point gun in my head
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 5: right now, would you rather have a nice salted cheeseburger
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 5: for the rest of your life? Salted cheeseburger? What do
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 5: you mean? You don't think there's You don't think there's salted.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: I've never thought of a salted cheeseburger.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 5: Well, I didn't think of it either until I thought
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 5: of the idea of it. Unsalted cheeseburger.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 1: You're adding extra salt. Oh, bro, you're cooked, You're cooked,
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 1: you are. But I'm saying you're adding salt your cheeseburger.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 5: No, you're not. When you get a cheeseburger, there is
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 5: salt on the cheeseburger where mixed in when you when
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 5: you when people are cooking a cheeseburger, they put like
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 5: pep pepper and salt and salt to season it. I thought,
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 5: you're like, you're bringing out my own taking the but
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 5: off and no, never, I've never done that in my
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 5: entire life. But I'm saying, like, would you rather have
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 5: an unsalted cheeseburger for the rest of your life, or
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 5: like unsalted fries for the rest of your life, or
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 5: would you rather like occasionally does enjoy like a fucking
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 5: a pudding or a candy bar.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 1: You're picking the worst dessert on purpose, Like you don't
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 1: crush desert every day.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 5: Pudding is delicious. I do crust dessert every day. But
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 5: I'm saying I could live like my cravings at night
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 5: are not sugar I'll do I do sugar every night
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 5: because I'm a piece of ship. Yes, but that's not
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 5: what I'm craving. I just I'm craving as the salt.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 1: I just wanted you to admit, Well, people get addicted
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 1: to sharp I guess people get addicted to both.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 5: I go to bed at night like like that you
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 5: ever see when like SpongeBob goes above the ocean and
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 5: he turns into like the dry sponge. That's you. That's
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 5: me every night when I'm going to bed because there's
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 5: so much sodium in. Of course, you're like, your your
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 5: lips aren't chat oh, chapped as fuck. I have to
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 5: put chapstick on every night.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 1: Before I put chapstick on when I do the deodorant.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 5: Really, I put it on every night before bed, Diodoran,
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 5: I want to make up with a fresh set, fresh
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 5: set of lips, A plump one. Yeah, A plump set.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is the goal, to wake up with a nice, fat, plump,
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 1: plump set. But I've been trying to crush water throughout
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 1: the night, and my lips have still been so fucking dry.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 1: Biking it makes them so.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 5: Dry, yea. I biked recently for the first time in
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 5: a while, because I haven't really been biking since he
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 5: got cold. And then Francis got to the stand one
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 5: night and he was like, I biked in and I
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 5: was like really, And then I was like, I guess
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 5: I'll buy home. I biked home and it was never again.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 5: I didn't have gloves. I mean, dude, I got home.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 5: I got home and I was like I was just
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 5: in pain. Yeah, like my hands were like I and
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 5: I was gonna play video games and I had to
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 5: like I had to run my hands under warm water
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 5: because I was like, I'm not gonna be able to
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 5: move the controller, Like I'm not gonna be able to
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 5: play the game. You gotta beat off at that point. Yeah,
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 5: get some friction going. Yeah, crank down.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 1: You have to crank down under under the sink. Yeah,
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 1: you have to simulate the jerk off. All right, all right, brother.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 5: Well, I would say we should talk more ball, but
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 5: I guess we're gonna need something to talk about on
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 5: Thursday because France won't be here.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about this Ben Johnson, I mean Ben Johnson
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 1: for the Bears offense is.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 5: Going to be incredible.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 5: I like that move.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 1: They got a draft in the trenches though. We'll fix
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 1: the Bears on Monday or on Thursday, Thursday, whatever the fuck.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we got that soon.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 1: Who you got tonight?
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm I'm leaning Ohio State. I think it's gonna
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 5: be a blowout.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 1: Sad to say, I would love if Notre Dame one,
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 1: though I'd love I'm not gonna bet on it. What
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 1: maybe throw a nuke at a parlay.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 5: I threw too many nukes last night. I can't throw
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 5: nukes today. I'm on I'm on punishment mode. I've been
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 5: I misbehaved.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 1: We're here's to a peaceful transfer of power. See you
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 1: guys on Thursday.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 5: Goodbye. No one.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 12: Still still under ground.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 5: So I look to.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 12: You round. I was only fallen one word, I was
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 12: only fallen on bad.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 5: Day we drive.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 13: Food fo was.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 5: So so then you need summon.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 12: No, I'm coming. I'm z a phone in my mad.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 12: I was on a phone in my I was on
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 12: your phone in one word, I was on your phone my.
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  Speaker 5: B stream.
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  Speaker 13: Be don't get.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 7: Way sae, just a distant the bay fastball back of
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 7: the call. It just a not real take ahead. If
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  Speaker 7: you gissing.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 13: Sing the believes change.
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  Speaker 12: The jud.
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  Speaker 11: Don't.
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  Speaker 13: It's me