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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show August 24th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Well, we were challenging Tyler to go out and sell
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: some lemonade noise. He said, all right, you're gonna have
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: a lemonade stand, and it's just got to be lemonade.
• 0:23
  Speaker 2: Right, He'll go out and see what you can do. Now,
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  Speaker 2: the rest of it was up to him.
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: The strategy, how he was going to get people to
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  Speaker 1: buy lemonade from a grown ass man.
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  Speaker 2: Marketing, Yeah, marketing, you know, things like that. But he's
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: he's husted the babe. He's out there, he's making it happen, right. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So, and I told him that I would match the
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  Speaker 1: money that he made on his lemonade sales on the
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  Speaker 1: on the text said, well he be.
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  Speaker 2: Reimbursed for his expenses or is that part of the deal?
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  Speaker 2: Revenue expense? Probably lost the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: Now I will cover the I will cover the expense
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  Speaker 1: of like the lemonade or whatever you had to end
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  Speaker 1: up doing.
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  Speaker 2: You had a legit sign. Yeah, I saw on the photo.
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  Speaker 2: I saw freak cookies. There were some cookies on the table.
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  Speaker 2: I'll reimburse you for the cookies. I will say, this
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  Speaker 2: is where I had some help. That was all Jeff.
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  Speaker 2: I appreciate them. So I did I did the sign.
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  Speaker 2: I did the cookies. I did eliminade. He just he
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  Speaker 2: shows the hustler. Well he showed up with the skills,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. He brought Okay, all right,
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  Speaker 2: I did create the sign. Wait so okay, oh you
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  Speaker 2: did make the sign? Yeah, well I printed it. He
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  Speaker 2: printed it. But like I made the design for it.
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  Speaker 2: Did you do that or did AI do it?
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  Speaker 3: Hey?
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  Speaker 2: I helped a little bit. Yeah. See the photo at
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  Speaker 2: the wood Show on Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's a it's on there anyway. So Jeff
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  Speaker 1: was there to document everything, right, and you guys were
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  Speaker 1: on a bike path, right, so a lot of a
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  Speaker 1: lot of traffic.
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  Speaker 2: Traffic. Yeah yeah, all right, So how did it go?
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  Speaker 4: It went?
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  Speaker 5: Uh, it went pretty well. I guess it's the easiest
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  Speaker 5: way to say pretty well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: We had some really great people stop by, and we
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  Speaker 5: had some interesting people stopped by.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, we didn't tell anybody where you're going to be.
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  Speaker 1: That was part of it, because you know, we didn't
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  Speaker 1: want true we want true customers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we want to see how he would do.
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  Speaker 1: Just put him out there randomly in public, not like,
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  Speaker 1: oh well Tom's gonna be out selling lemonade. Go to
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  Speaker 1: this place at this time and have a bunch of listeners.
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  Speaker 2: Just show up in your near a path because it
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  Speaker 2: looks like your back is facing Yeah. So there was a.
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  Speaker 5: Street right there, and then in the middle where like
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  Speaker 5: the center median is, there's a full on bike path
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  Speaker 5: walking path, and then there's another street.
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  Speaker 2: There are other people out there selling stuff too, maybe
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  Speaker 2: on any given day, but not today. No competition. He
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  Speaker 2: had no competition. Oh so this should have been even easy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so Tyler's selling techniques were very unusual.
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  Speaker 2: He had a good idea hooking people in with the
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  Speaker 2: free cookies.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 6: Well, here he is trying to get some female joggers
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  Speaker 6: attention and attempt to sell them some cookies.
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  Speaker 2: All right, free.
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  Speaker 4: Cookies, ladies. You want something, free cookies? Appreciate it.
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  Speaker 2: Why would people out there exercising, Well, there's people rand
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  Speaker 2: there's a lot of people running by. It's an exercise path, right,
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  Speaker 2: but you know what I mean, Yeah, they're not a crowd. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: like hydration or something. I was running.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're out there doing the running, it's because
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to be a fat ass, and so like,
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  Speaker 1: why would you undo everything you're doing with the running.
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  Speaker 1: I know you should have came up with a fake
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  Speaker 1: story like, oh, you know, raising money for kids.
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  Speaker 2: That's on the way.
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  Speaker 4: Cookies, ladies, you want some free cookies? Appreciate it? God forbid,
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  Speaker 4: you have the carb.
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  Speaker 2: Already, get it? You love big bash? Yeah, projecting, all right,
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  Speaker 2: there's a lot of that going on. He did.
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  Speaker 6: You know, he was very good when when people came
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  Speaker 6: and talked to him. He did very well with the crowds.
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  Speaker 2: Here's a really positive sale he had in one of
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  Speaker 2: his BS stories. Okay, what are you up to?
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  Speaker 5: So just give away free cookies with the purchase of
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  Speaker 5: don't doliminate him. The small fine print, all of it
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  Speaker 5: goes to charity. So that is we have a I
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  Speaker 5: have a friend named Greg. He is definitely afraid of
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  Speaker 5: lady bugs, so we're trying to raise money. She just
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  Speaker 5: sent it the therapy to get his issues fixed.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It's a really really sad illness plaguing America. But we're
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  Speaker 5: trying to fix that for I.
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  Speaker 2: Love it all right. She gave you two bucks. She
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  Speaker 2: gave me two bucks too. That's uh, probably threw it away,
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  Speaker 2: but two bucks for your therapy. Greg. What was she
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  Speaker 2: doing but you're just walking by. Oh yeah, she she
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  Speaker 2: drove up, she saw it, and she's like, I know,
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  Speaker 2: I'll stop by. Yeah, this guy got that digs.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I mean after that sale, it pretty much went downhill, though, guys,
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  Speaker 6: very honest.
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  Speaker 2: With's what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, about seventy percent of the people that stopped were
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  Speaker 6: a holes. I'm gonna be thirty were nice am I What.
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  Speaker 2: Do you mean about that? Yeah, Like, I think the
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  Speaker 2: easiest way to explain is just you just got to
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  Speaker 2: listen to the audio.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah a holes. Yeah, they were go ahead, Yeah, No,
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  Speaker 5: that's just the easiest way he said, Like they were
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  Speaker 5: straight up a holes.
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  Speaker 2: Like, what do you mean? Yeah, I mean what would
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  Speaker 2: they say to you?
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  Speaker 5: Well, let's see, got called a jackass once, got called
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  Speaker 5: a sexual predator.
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  Speaker 2: Why because you're selling lemonade?
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  Speaker 5: Because you're a grown ass man. And then there was
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  Speaker 5: one other thing that you guys will hear what happened
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  Speaker 5: with that?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, So I think most people were just pissed at
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  Speaker 6: the fact that there was an.
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  Speaker 2: Adult doing this. I don't think Yeah, it's just in
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  Speaker 2: their neighborhood.
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  Speaker 6: Why is this big dude out here selling lemonade?
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  Speaker 2: This first group that came by, were teenagers.
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  Speaker 6: Man the mouse on these kids.
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  Speaker 2: All right, I buy lemonade, all right, push out ude?
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  Speaker 3: Where'd you get your lemons from?
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  Speaker 7: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Fresh from my mom's backyard? Hell yeah, yeah, you see, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it was just that back all right.
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  Speaker 5: Times are tough too, but you know what, I have
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  Speaker 5: supple secule addictions. So we're trying to get out and
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  Speaker 5: get back on my own. Hell yeah, it's pretty bomb
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  Speaker 5: right kind of Well that cosby, is there something in this?
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  Speaker 2: No, that's good, dude, sounds all true.
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  Speaker 3: How do we know it's going to your charity and
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  Speaker 3: you're not talking, Well, it's going to.
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  Speaker 5: My charity because my charity is straight to my bank account,
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  Speaker 5: so it is technically my charity.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And you're not with that, not with not a pedophile.
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  Speaker 3: You just here to sell lemonade to be rid of
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  Speaker 3: the little kids. Get a job, yeah, you might be
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  Speaker 3: working on that. This is a side or on the
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  Speaker 3: job part.
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  Speaker 2: Oh do you like forty thirty four?
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's a rough thirty four.
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  Speaker 4: You're not what you was in the forty year old
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  Speaker 4: version I had.
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  Speaker 3: It's six years.
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  Speaker 5: It's gonna be a h These guys bigger than he's
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  Speaker 5: sitting as teenagers are just.
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  Speaker 2: Serious. But did you get their two bucks? I did?
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  Speaker 6: They did, damn, but that's a rough thirty four was.
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  Speaker 2: Not at all like you still paid? Who cares?
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  Speaker 6: Some some carrying some Karen acting dude, what do you
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  Speaker 6: call male Karen's Ken's.
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  Speaker 2: They're trying to call them like Kevin's Kevin's.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, So this guy came by and I don't know
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  Speaker 6: if he was like the unofficial neighborhood Watch.
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  Speaker 2: Or whatever, but he was pissed that Tyler was.
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  Speaker 6: Trying to raise money for the Boys and Girls Club
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  Speaker 6: and he didn't believe it.
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  Speaker 7: So you're claiming to be Boys and Girls Club to
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  Speaker 7: work to show it.
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  Speaker 3: No, we're going to go straight to the chorney on Monday,
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  Speaker 3: just drop it off.
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  Speaker 7: And didn't bother going through the city or anything.
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  Speaker 3: I honestly don't know how to do that works.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 7: I think I should call the pops and see if
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  Speaker 7: you guys should be here because I walk this path
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  Speaker 7: every day with my dog. I've never seen you guys
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  Speaker 7: here before doing anything like this first time. It seems
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  Speaker 7: kind of shady.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just here to support him.
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  Speaker 7: It seems like you guys are just trying to do
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  Speaker 7: a ten year old girls job, right now, that's what
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  Speaker 7: I said.
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  Speaker 1: I did an lemonade stand with my youngest seven year
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  Speaker 1: old and we got about two hundred bucks for every
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  Speaker 1: two hours.
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  Speaker 2: Oh due, But I don't know how much they made yet.
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  Speaker 2: But this guy's like show me.
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  Speaker 4: I mean it's also part of a social experience.
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  Speaker 3: See if I could raise more money than pack it
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  Speaker 3: for money? Yeah, it's not like that, man, what was
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  Speaker 3: all that.
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  Speaker 7: I wouldn't mess with these guys either. I think this
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  Speaker 7: is a big scam. I may times you seeing a
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  Speaker 7: big guy like this lemonades them not often, right, So
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  Speaker 7: that tell you so much.
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  Speaker 6: But they bought stuff from us, and there we were cool, right,
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  Speaker 6: Like we even get extra cookies.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, Like, yeah, we're not doing anything shade, And.
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  Speaker 7: No one's questioning a ten year old kid selling lemonade.
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  Speaker 7: He's just overgrown for his age, really overgrown. I mean,
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  Speaker 7: of those cookies, have you even so far?
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  Speaker 3: At least two?
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  Speaker 7: At least you don't need to shape that shape.
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  Speaker 2: Out of control.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he came at me. He's like, oh, you look
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  Speaker 5: like you're out of shape, and I'm like, rountains of shape. Yeah,
• 8:45
  Speaker 5: was coming after me hard I'm all right. Meanwhile, like
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  Speaker 5: he's all coming after me and Je's just playing with
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  Speaker 5: his dog on the side.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I had your back when he counted that. Luckily
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  Speaker 2: you had security because these people are not afraid of you.
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  Speaker 2: You know what security was you needed for the last
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  Speaker 2: guy we have?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, you thought these guys were any kind of
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  Speaker 6: trouble that Wait until you hear this next guy that's
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  Speaker 6: coming up. Man, he's a gangster ish Yeah, what do
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  Speaker 6: you mean, like trying to go ahead?
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: Describe?
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  Speaker 5: Describe him the like however you picture basically the same.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, like tattoos from neck all the way down
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  Speaker 5: to his feet, wife beater short, he's got the Dodger
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  Speaker 5: hat on, he's got the high socks because he's down
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  Speaker 5: full apparently, like this dude is full on.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, But like I have a picture. Was he just
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  Speaker 2: intimidating or was he like.
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  Speaker 5: No, he he got fan No, he got in our
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  Speaker 5: face like threatening, like, oh damnsial dude.
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah that dude's movie Friday.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he might be Danny Trey Hill's son.
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  Speaker 1: So far, it sounds like it's going pretty well. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: he's you did make some money. I mean we heard
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  Speaker 1: a couple of people that they get the teenagers and
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  Speaker 1: that uh and that girl.
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah all right, but like I guess we got clips
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  Speaker 2: from this dude. Yeah, this is the Woody Show. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So Tyler's lemonade stand, we heard the teenagers was given
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  Speaker 1: a hard time.
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  Speaker 2: That lady was cool. She gave him the two bucks.
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  Speaker 1: So his whole hook was, you buy a two dollars
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  Speaker 1: lemonade and you get a free cookie like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and these are the good.
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: The big giant chocolate chunk ones from from Costco. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so for two bucks you get a giant cookie and lemonade.
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  Speaker 2: That's a pretty good deal. Damn bad yea it is.
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: Now mister Grimace, who's one of our super fans, he
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: made a good point on the text. He says, so
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: the homeless begging for money, who may or may not
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  Speaker 1: use it for drugs, that's ignored. But Tyler putting in
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: actual work selling lemonades, Oh screw that, not in my neighborhood.
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  Speaker 3: Bringing out.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's a good point, Like you turn the
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  Speaker 2: blind eye of that. There was just a grown ass
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: man just trying to just trying to sell someone. He
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  Speaker 2: might be tell me about at what point in your
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  Speaker 2: two hour lemonade stand life, did this guy approach is this?
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  Speaker 2: This was probably about halfway through.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So and describe the guy again to everybody, the
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  Speaker 1: most tuning.
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  Speaker 5: In, the most chillo dude you've ever seen, tattoos from
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  Speaker 5: his neck all the way down to his feet, wife beaters, shorts,
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  Speaker 5: high socks, dodger hat, like the stereotypical chollo.
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  Speaker 2: Now, when he walked up, did you think like, Okay,
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: this guy's gonna be cool or did you think it
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: was gonna be trouble?
• 11:37
  Speaker 5: So at first he actually drove up, he stopped like
• 11:40
  Speaker 5: on the curve real quick, lower down his window, and
• 11:42
  Speaker 5: he's like, what are you guys doing? And we told
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  Speaker 5: him like, hey, we just have a lemonade stand. We're
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  Speaker 5: doing it for charity. He's like okay, and then he
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  Speaker 5: pulls into the street right by us, parks, gets out,
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  Speaker 5: walks and then just starts getting in our face.
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  Speaker 2: Oh damn. So I thought it's like, oh, I'm telling okay.
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: He pulls over, gets them yes, So we're.
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  Speaker 5: Like, oh, maybe this guy's actually stalking by that he
• 12:02
  Speaker 5: starts growing up, so like, oh, he's not gonna buy anything,
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  Speaker 5: all right?
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: Here we go. Then you guys are winning here.
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  Speaker 3: What charity is this?
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: Girl?
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  Speaker 3: Show me? Can me tell you? I don't have to
• 12:13
  Speaker 3: show you you do? I mean, you don't pro or something.
• 12:18
  Speaker 8: Kind of weirdly, you'll know, what do you here sending
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  Speaker 8: cooking for part of itself? It doesn't does that just
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  Speaker 8: bowl office or something an idiot or what?
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  Speaker 3: It's nothing like that.
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  Speaker 8: You sure, Yeah, once you get a real job like
• 12:33
  Speaker 8: a Walmart or something, we're working on it.
• 12:36
  Speaker 4: You dudek Wow.
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: Tyler.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: On a scale of one to ten, how hard are
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: you crap in your pants right now? I mean, Jeff
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: is there, it's probably at about a four or five.
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: I did retail down like a four or five.
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  Speaker 2: But if you're in the middle of the public and
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: park or wherever the hell you're at. I did retail
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  Speaker 2: for eight years. I've seen everything short of a robbery.
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  Speaker 2: So like this, I was like, Okay, this is people
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: saying you to a face. Yeah, like I've had I've
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: had people tell me that all the time, just like yeah, whatever,
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: like I don't care, just another day.
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: Like the whole interaction, Yeah, the whole it starts. Now
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: you're at a four or five, but like, yeah, there's
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: three more clips I got there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it worse. I'll say the first interaction, I'm at
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  Speaker 2: like a four, We'll say four and a half. Okay,
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: by the end of it, like by the end of it, well,
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: well we'll explain that as I know, but I want
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: to know on the scale, by the end of it,
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: probably about like a seven. It's almost double, almost double
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: what we've heard. So what we just heard was a four. Yeah,
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: was he getting close to you?
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: And oh he was like face to face, Tyler's grown
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: ass man, lemonade.
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: Stand this trollo, dude is now in his face.
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  Speaker 6: I mean it's not like that, man, I mean he's
• 13:51
  Speaker 6: he's I think he's just trying to help out and
• 13:53
  Speaker 6: you know he's going through some resumes.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just you know, I'm his friend trying
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  Speaker 2: to help him out.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know about the usually this is just for
• 14:00
  Speaker 8: like little kid, bro.
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  Speaker 5: This is a part of a social experiment to see
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  Speaker 5: how much money the experim instead of a kid.
• 14:05
  Speaker 4: Social get your ass, kid, you don't care if.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: It gets to that point, will we Okay? All right?
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: I tell you right now more just like I do.
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  Speaker 2: We be back in twenty minutes. You guys better not
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: be here'll.
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: Tell you that right now. All right, styler, bro, what's
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: your last I'm not gonna tell you that. Yeah, you're
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: gonna look you up.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, precisely. Yeah, he's like, what you day? Tell what's
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: your last day? I don't worry about it. You better
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: be he's not.
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: He's not. He's not. Yeah, right, don't call the cops.
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  Speaker 3: Good dude, good weird. He was legit, man, he was.
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  Speaker 2: Scared, just a little bit, a tiny four and a half.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: Wait this point, you're still a fore and a half.
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  Speaker 2: I'm still foreign. You're such a lot. I swear, I
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: swear I'm still about a four and a half. He's
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: asking what your last name is, asking your sex.
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  Speaker 5: I've had people ask for my last name when they
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: didn't like the customer service I gave it, Like at
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: the grocery store.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: They're like different, you're in the grocery store. They still
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: they still you're out in the wild now, dude, they
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: still get in your face. Okay. And he said he
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: was going to come back.
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'm like, he's like, oh, I'm gonna come
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: back in twenty minutes.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: He's not going to come back. Ye spoiler, he came back.
• 15:26
  Speaker 6: This clip is, but before he came back, he actually
• 15:29
  Speaker 6: like when he was leaving, we had more customers and
• 15:31
  Speaker 6: he's peeling away and yelling at us on his way out.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and Tim Craig neighbor to get your weird ause
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: out of here. Fuck it up.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: You guys are up to look you up.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: It is not that serious. At that point, I'm like, okay,
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: now we're at like a five and a half. It's like,
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: all right, those guy's being this guy's being a little buddy,
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: and there's other people around.
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: There was his mom and her daughter right there, and
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: I was like, I told I told him straight. I'm like,
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: I'm so sorry you had to hear that. And the
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: daughter's like, well, that's my first time hearing that. And
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: we're like, oh cool, great. Yeah, well well he came back.
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: Oh he did, and he came back with eggs.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: So this dude comes back. It's twenty minutes later. This
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: dude comes back, stops dead in the middle of the street,
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: opens the car door, and this is where I gets
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: to said, I'm like, dude, this guy, I have a.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Gun to work out. So this dude gets out of
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: his car and then he just starts chucking. He just
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: starts chucking eggs.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: He's getting out of the car. Oh he threw an egg?
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: No no, no, no, no, no, not dude, dude, a man, it's
• 16:47
  Speaker 6: not that serious.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Man, I got eggs.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: Oh crazy, damn he wasn't playing dude.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: That's fine. We'll cry be enough. The sentences comes down.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: You're like time more minutes.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Texas says, every guy in the hood would have
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: done the same thing. If we see a guy in
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: the hood sound lemonading cookies, he's gonna get checked.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah I would. I would have done the same thing. Yeah,
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: it's you know, it's whatever, dude, Like, that's first time
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: I've ever had egst on a me. So that was
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: that was the first.
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: But like, once I read you didn't get hit, I
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: got he was aiming for me, and like, you should
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: have hit me. I'm a bigger Did he hit your
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: table or anything? He hit Jeff in the knee. That
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: was the only one that got hit. Everything else fell short.
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: Like he got out. He dropped like half of them
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: as soon as he got out of the car. So
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: and my thinking is, like, sir, these eggs are expensive
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: in this economy. That's a seven dollars you could have
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: donated right there, Come on, man.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: To what to me? Yeah, but he knew it was
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: not going to the charity I would he want to give.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: He'd rather give you eggs than he wanted. Was going
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: to the Epstein flop. Yeah him, so whatever? Yeah? So
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: and what was all said and done?
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: So?
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: How much did you make? Two bout what he said?
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: About two hours?
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we were there for about two hours, all right,
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: forty five bucks, twenty seven and cash eighteen on zel
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: And I'm not even joking. I had the QR codes
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: for like Zell, cash, app, Venmo, PayPal, like like, oh
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: you don't, you don't got cash?
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: I got you, dude, Like so wow, was more than smart.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Like I screenshotted all my QR codes so I could
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: just pull it up real quickly. That hey, you know what,
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: seeing that that guy was smart, what he could have
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: done is he could oh, yeah, I'll zell you and
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: I got your name. Ye dumb, So it's fine, Yeah
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: he dumb? Ten bucks tops. I was thinking of ten
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: bucks tops. Jeff was like, oh, you'll probably get sixty
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: forty five. Not bad.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Well, Tyler, we don't want to tell you, but we
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: have a special guest joining us now in the studio.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: I do have something to tell you.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah that that trollo guy is one of Jeff's friends.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Was he really? Yeah he was. He's a good thing
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: of mine. His name was Leo, and he's a great friend.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: He listens to the show You're Wild and the Teenagers. Yeah,
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: his son's friends. As we wanted, it was our social
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: experiment number one to see how you could do selling lemonade.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, number two, to see how you would do with
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: these people coming up under pressure.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: So was that other guy legit?
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: Uh no, The other guy with the dog was actually
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: a good family friend of mine as well. So basically
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: you probably had like three real customers.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Everyone else knew me.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: So out of the out of the forty five, only
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: six dollars of that was real.
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: Probably yeah, because my wife blasted it out to her
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: little mom's club street. So yeah, a friend of mine
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: that rides motorcycles came by and his wife came.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: So we financed this whole thing like that's yeah, that's
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: how it was.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: It would be.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Giving you a gift. That's so funny.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: We tried, we try to get the trollo dude to
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: show up and walk in to the studio while we
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: were talking about it. But he's got a real job
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: he's got to be at today.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not gonna lie that. That would have got
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: me to a t. I'm like what I told him.
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: I called him afterwards, Bro, you hit me with the
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: sorry dogs.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Supposed to be like that, homie. That's why that's so funny.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Well, Tyler's grown, asked man Lemonade, stand, I love.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: To pass the test, Tyler. He passed the test. Sorry
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: more what he shows next. The show returns right after
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: these messages.