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A Holiday Binge: TWOTS Flashback RHOC 107 & 108 · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: To Teas in a pod with Teddy Mellencamps and cam
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Ridge Edge.
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: Hi guys, thank you subscribers, and welcome to Twatts flashback.
• 0:21
  Speaker 3: That was great episode, wasn't it too good? Episodes two?
• 0:27
  Speaker 4: Okay, I almost that show.
• 0:29
  Speaker 3: Who watched that show and said we gotta make this
• 0:33
  Speaker 3: a franchise?
• 0:34
  Speaker 4: Not even who watched that show. Who watched that reunion
• 0:38
  Speaker 4: and was like, we got to keep these reunions going.
• 0:40
  Speaker 3: Do you know that this is the first time I
• 0:42
  Speaker 3: actually acknowledged the fact that Andy Cohen did not do
• 0:45
  Speaker 3: the first reunion.
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  Speaker 4: I know, I didn't realize that either. I mean not
• 0:50
  Speaker 4: no one did.
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  Speaker 2: It was just like us sitting in our living rooms,
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: like with our like handicams.
• 0:56
  Speaker 3: It was I know, it was really bizarre. I mean
• 0:58
  Speaker 3: I didn't even know that. I mean, it's been that
• 1:00
  Speaker 3: long since I've watched season one. But the fact that
• 1:03
  Speaker 3: they literally didn't have a host nothing. They just all
• 1:07
  Speaker 3: got Vicki's backyard and like, yeah, don't Kimberly's on vacation.
• 1:12
  Speaker 4: Oh it's fine, she missed the reunion, doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 3: I think she got shit. And then she decided she
• 1:18
  Speaker 3: wasn't coming back.
• 1:19
  Speaker 4: Oh but what did she get shipped for I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Know, you know it. I love when they talk and
• 1:25
  Speaker 3: we'll get to it in a minute. But you know,
• 1:27
  Speaker 3: on the blogs on the blogs is there was no
• 1:30
  Speaker 3: Instagram back then, so it was the blogs on the innerweb.
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  Speaker 4: Or I've gotten at least five to ten emails a day.
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  Speaker 3: I know I died, I got ten emails saying first
• 1:42
  Speaker 3: of all, how did anybody get your email address.
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  Speaker 4: Or your address?
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  Speaker 2: But I will get into that when we get into
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  Speaker 2: the reunion, but we have to start with episode seven.
• 1:51
  Speaker 4: The air date was May second, two thousand and six.
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  Speaker 3: What were you doing in two thousand and six, teddy?
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  Speaker 4: Shit? So how many years ago?
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  Speaker 3: A long time ago, seventeen years ago.
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  Speaker 4: Two thousand and six.
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  Speaker 2: I actually think maybe I was getting married to my
• 2:06
  Speaker 2: first husband in two thousand and six.
• 2:08
  Speaker 4: Were getting Yeah, I was getting married.
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  Speaker 3: But were you watching The Real Housewives of Orange County?
• 2:15
  Speaker 3: I was not.
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't I I you know, I needed Tarama to
• 2:18
  Speaker 4: save it first.
• 2:20
  Speaker 3: Tamra saved it all right, Okay, So.
• 2:25
  Speaker 4: The synopsis of this first episode is Joe Enslade continue
• 2:29
  Speaker 4: to have problems, Shane prepares to leave for college. I
• 2:32
  Speaker 4: love that. That's the entire synopsis, like, that's it, that's.
• 2:35
  Speaker 3: Always it, that's it?
• 2:37
  Speaker 4: Is it me?
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  Speaker 3: Or does it feel like Joe Enslade everything was scripted
• 2:41
  Speaker 3: for them? How different is Joe today Joe seventeen years ago?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I know now, in hindsight, I wish I would
• 2:49
  Speaker 2: have watched the whole season before we had Joe on
• 2:53
  Speaker 2: so that I could ask.
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  Speaker 4: Her more, you know, the harder questions.
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  Speaker 3: Well, she just seemed like she really wasn't into the relationship.
• 3:01
  Speaker 3: But if I'm not mistaken, when we interviewed her, did
• 3:04
  Speaker 3: she not say that he was the love of my life?
• 3:07
  Speaker 2: But I feel like a lot of I mean, I
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: thought my high school boyfriend was the love of my
• 3:11
  Speaker 2: life too.
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  Speaker 4: Like when I was young, I was like.
• 3:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, for sure, I had a whole nother level
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: of crazy when it came to relationships than I do now,
• 3:19
  Speaker 2: Like now I'm just old.
• 3:20
  Speaker 4: I'm just barely getting by.
• 3:22
  Speaker 3: Oh I was scheduled. I was a crazy bitch.
• 3:24
  Speaker 2: I used to do things like I would have my
• 3:27
  Speaker 2: friends call my boyfriend and be like, hey, have you
• 3:30
  Speaker 2: heard from Teddy?
• 3:32
  Speaker 4: We have it and we're worried about.
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: Her, Like what, well, maybe we're all sitting together like
• 3:37
  Speaker 2: what kind of crazy is that? Like why why does
• 3:42
  Speaker 2: it not surprise me? And then like, I remember my
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: boyfriend asked my best friend. We were in a fight
• 3:48
  Speaker 2: and he asked my best friend a prom, which kind
• 3:50
  Speaker 2: of reminded me the Lauriate.
• 3:52
  Speaker 4: The Joe situation, I mean a Slade situation.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, so then I had to, you know, do
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: dirty and hook up with his best friend on prom night. Anyway,
• 4:04
  Speaker 2: any who, so it's after date night, Joe and Slade
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  Speaker 2: slept in separate rooms and she packed up. She texted him,
• 4:14
  Speaker 2: I guess we are done. Please pack up everything. I
• 4:17
  Speaker 2: will pick up asap. Okay, I want to know how
• 4:20
  Speaker 2: long this text took to send?
• 4:22
  Speaker 4: On like this old school motal give me to the
• 4:29
  Speaker 4: te like, do you remember how long a freaking text
• 4:32
  Speaker 4: message used to take to send?
• 4:34
  Speaker 3: Well, we didn't really text message that much with that. Well,
• 4:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know remember what was it? BlackBerry? Well there's
• 4:43
  Speaker 3: nine that told me truly went crazy with texting? Was BlackBerry?
• 4:46
  Speaker 3: Right before that, we had like the flip phone that
• 4:48
  Speaker 3: was like.
• 4:49
  Speaker 4: But I got pretty fast.
• 4:51
  Speaker 2: I remember being like fast with that thing, like I
• 4:53
  Speaker 2: knew exactly how now I get my nails off and
• 4:56
  Speaker 2: I can't even text on my iPhone because it doesn't
• 4:58
  Speaker 2: recognize my fingertips.
• 5:00
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I might have the reverse problem, like
• 5:03
  Speaker 3: when I have my nails are long. I have no
• 5:04
  Speaker 3: nails right now, but they're long. I can't text. They
• 5:08
  Speaker 3: get screwed up.
• 5:09
  Speaker 4: I know it's because we get used to certain things.
• 5:11
  Speaker 4: I mean, these are my other complaints, you know, like
• 5:14
  Speaker 4: my pinky's really been bothering me from holding my phone
• 5:17
  Speaker 4: up for so long like this that was never a
• 5:21
  Speaker 4: problem with the original motor.
• 5:23
  Speaker 2: I can't it doesn't attach to my little wallet, I know,
• 5:28
  Speaker 2: and I have to have everything in one spot. Okay, fine,
• 5:30
  Speaker 2: But then that made me laugh. But then Joe tells
• 5:33
  Speaker 2: Kimberly that the engagement is off.
• 5:35
  Speaker 4: It's awesome.
• 5:36
  Speaker 2: She says he gets resentful when she goes out, and
• 5:39
  Speaker 2: she gets resentful. How she needs to stay home with
• 5:42
  Speaker 2: the kids when they are not her kids, I mean
• 5:46
  Speaker 2: slave shaming.
• 5:47
  Speaker 3: Jeffer parente in her in his confessional kind of rubbed
• 5:50
  Speaker 3: me the wrong way because she's twenty four years old.
• 5:54
  Speaker 4: And if you wanted a mother figure for your kid.
• 5:58
  Speaker 3: Get somebody your own age, buddy.
• 6:00
  Speaker 4: Well stay with their mother.
• 6:02
  Speaker 1: So she was.
• 6:03
  Speaker 3: Twenty four, and she said that he was fifteen years
• 6:06
  Speaker 3: older than her right when we had her on. Okay, yeah,
• 6:09
  Speaker 3: so he was almost forty years old.
• 6:12
  Speaker 2: Well I have a question though, do you think that
• 6:14
  Speaker 2: she was I mean, do you think it was just
• 6:18
  Speaker 2: that she was too young, or.
• 6:20
  Speaker 4: Do you think, like personally, it's not even about age
• 6:22
  Speaker 4: at this point, if any man, regardless of the age,
• 6:25
  Speaker 4: talk to me the way that Slade continuously talks to
• 6:29
  Speaker 4: her like she's like a puppy that's been injured.
• 6:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well he gave me Simon vibes for sure. I
• 6:37
  Speaker 3: don't know this and that and taking the license plate
• 6:40
  Speaker 3: off of her car like that is just controlling, narcissistic bullshit.
• 6:46
  Speaker 3: But she's twenty four years old at this point, but
• 6:51
  Speaker 3: where she knew what she was getting into for sure.
• 6:53
  Speaker 2: So I also want to know, like originally what attracted
• 6:56
  Speaker 2: these two to each other, Like what was like, ooh, well.
• 7:00
  Speaker 3: He's playing to play the baller. I have a black
• 7:02
  Speaker 3: American spress. They shut down stores for me. Well, he
• 7:06
  Speaker 3: was one of those guys aos douchey guys in two
• 7:09
  Speaker 3: thousand and six seven eight before the market crashed. I
• 7:12
  Speaker 3: think it crashed about two thousand and eight they were
• 7:14
  Speaker 3: making a killing on mortgages and he thought he was
• 7:17
  Speaker 3: a big time baller.
• 7:20
  Speaker 4: Well, I didn't even know what a black card was
• 7:22
  Speaker 4: when I first started dating Edwin, Like that wasn't a
• 7:25
  Speaker 4: thing in South Carolina or you know, I never had
• 7:28
  Speaker 4: one clearly. And then I remember one.
• 7:31
  Speaker 2: Of our first like hangouts, we went to the Jack
• 7:35
  Speaker 2: in the Box drive through.
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  Speaker 3: No, he did not use his black card to Jack
• 7:38
  Speaker 3: in the Box. No he did not shut up.
• 7:46
  Speaker 4: I remember the guy had Jack in the Box still
• 7:48
  Speaker 4: going wow, this is heavy, and him like looking at
• 7:53
  Speaker 4: me all proud and it's metal.
• 7:54
  Speaker 3: Man, you can knock it on the table there.
• 7:57
  Speaker 2: And I had absolutely zero clue that that meant special.
• 8:00
  Speaker 2: Like I never even owned a credit Like I had
• 8:02
  Speaker 2: a debit card only because I'm so scared of like
• 8:05
  Speaker 2: running out of money.
• 8:05
  Speaker 4: Like I never had a credit card, had a credit card.
• 8:08
  Speaker 3: My first credit card had a three hundred dollar limit
• 8:10
  Speaker 3: on it.
• 8:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I never even I mean solely I had
• 8:15
  Speaker 2: my ATM just so I could order pink Dot.
• 8:18
  Speaker 3: But what's pink dot?
• 8:20
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, in.
• 8:21
  Speaker 2: La pink dot is like the game changer of being
• 8:24
  Speaker 2: a hot mess young like nineteen to twenty two year
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: old in La. So what it is, it's it's before
• 8:31
  Speaker 2: like Postmates and Uber obviously, But what you do is
• 8:34
  Speaker 2: you'd go out and then you'd get home and you'd like,
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: either want something else to eat or to drink or
• 8:39
  Speaker 2: do whatever, and then you'd call this number and they
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: would deliver anything that you wanted from this one grocery
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: store on Sunset and they'd overcharge. And like I lived
• 8:48
  Speaker 2: in a studio apartment, I had no business ordering food
• 8:52
  Speaker 2: or drinks. Well, speaking of American Express, Vicky is upset
• 8:56
  Speaker 2: that Michael has taken advantage of her American Express card.
• 8:59
  Speaker 3: Which was not a black cart no because she wouldn't
• 9:02
  Speaker 3: pay that much a year or a black cart no.
• 9:05
  Speaker 4: No. He told her to work a little more so
• 9:09
  Speaker 4: he can spend what he wants to spend. Okay, I
• 9:13
  Speaker 4: I realized that my kids can be assholes, but these
• 9:17
  Speaker 4: kids on this.
• 9:19
  Speaker 3: Particular show are beyond Now. You see why they wanted
• 9:24
  Speaker 3: to do a show just with the kids. I mean
• 9:26
  Speaker 3: they were they were complete assholes, There's no doubt about it.
• 9:30
  Speaker 3: Do you and I do appreciate Vicky being the same
• 9:32
  Speaker 3: person seventeen years ago that she is today. Nothing's changed, God,
• 9:37
  Speaker 3: her face.
• 9:38
  Speaker 4: God forbid, somebody evolve.
• 9:43
  Speaker 3: I mean they didn't have PayPal or Venmo back then.
• 9:45
  Speaker 3: So Vicky complained about her paying for everything. Is anybody
• 9:49
  Speaker 3: going to pay me back?
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: Well, she said that he's paying. Also, why was he
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: paying for all of his friends? I never paid for
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: my friends because Vicky paid.
• 10:00
  Speaker 3: They gave him the credit card and said do whatever, and.
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: Shenso like, if you guys all hang out, and she like,
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: I got this, I'm covering.
• 10:08
  Speaker 3: Nope, nope, nope, nope, She'll send you a Vemo request.
• 10:12
  Speaker 4: Okay, like she did when she did the podcast.
• 10:16
  Speaker 3: Yes, okay.
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: Then we get back to Slade asking Joe if she
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: is sure this is what she wants to do. Joe
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: says he is one that walked out on dinner. He
• 10:30
  Speaker 2: says he walked out because of her behavior, and she
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: tells him to find someone else with a different behavior.
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: At this point, I am so proud of Joe. I'm like,
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: yes at him.
• 10:40
  Speaker 4: He's the worst.
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: And all I could think about as Joe drove away
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: was wait, we need.
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: Your mic, we need your Oh my god. How about
• 10:49
  Speaker 3: when Slade takes off her license plate from her car,
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: thinking that I that's going to keep her there that
• 10:56
  Speaker 3: she won't drive off. And by the way, why does
• 10:58
  Speaker 3: she have a license plate that says Jay Smiley when
• 11:03
  Speaker 3: they've only been dating for a year and a half
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: and they're not even married.
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: No, who cares how long anyone has been dating I
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: And I'm sorry if I personally offend any of you listening.
• 11:12
  Speaker 4: I don't want to see a vanity plate me either.
• 11:14
  Speaker 3: I said that from day one. And by the way,
• 11:17
  Speaker 3: if you do something wrong in that car, they're gonna
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: look at that plate. They're gonna memorize.
• 11:20
  Speaker 4: It, just like that. Don't have a vanity plate, don't
• 11:23
  Speaker 4: wear t shirts with words on it. It's just stand. No. No,
• 11:28
  Speaker 4: that's different. That says Milwaukee.
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: Like if your thing said be nice or like oh
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: love and light or.
• 11:34
  Speaker 4: Any of that shit.
• 11:35
  Speaker 3: Bad bitch. Yeah, like like my necklace, bad bitch.
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: I that was really revving. But I don't like vanity
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: plates like I have. I'm trying to think I don't either.
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: Somebody I grew up with had one that said, like
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: as if because of like clueless. I was like, I can't,
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: and then my mom to embarrass me on my gremlin
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: growing up it said the grimster on it and Gremlin.
• 11:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, yes, of course it.
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: Was yeah, and it said it said the Grimster and
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: I was like, you're trying to ruin my life.
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: That's what your plate said.
• 12:10
  Speaker 4: Yes, I did.
• 12:12
  Speaker 3: Every reason I see a personalized license plate, I always go,
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: why why are we still doing that?
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: No?
• 12:21
  Speaker 4: I hate it.
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: Well, Edwin thinks his new car is really cool because
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: he can change out his license plate. It's digital, so
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: anything and if he wants to put anything around the
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: outside or like you can say, like I have before. Oh, well,
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: he'll tell you and Eddie all about it if you're curious.
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sure Eddie will love it. I do love that.
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: The background music when Joe and Slade were doing there,
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: you know, coming back together and she's crying and I'm
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: so sorry, and they play that music.
• 12:52
  Speaker 4: Well, when he calls her and he's like it goes
• 12:54
  Speaker 4: straight to voicemail again, I'm like, she's gone, this is
• 12:57
  Speaker 4: the best thing ever. What's going to happen?
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: Called? And he called again and then.
• 13:02
  Speaker 4: She walks in and she's in her high king sneakers.
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: Wasn't that kind of like a bad soap opera?
• 13:11
  Speaker 4: It was? I don't know, I mean with her.
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: Knickers what are those pants called pedal pushers? Knickers?
• 13:17
  Speaker 4: Where are they?
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: Where they're Yeah, they're below the knee. I don't know,
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: but they're there, Arise, that's not.
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: The gauchos are baggy ones. Gauchos are the wide ones. Oh, capris, capris,
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: that's it?
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: That is it? I don't know.
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: I just wonder, like, is Joe scared of leaving what
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: could be a better life?
• 13:42
  Speaker 4: But like how could she?
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: She had to go home to mom and dad?
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: But so what I'd rather live with my mom and dad?
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: They driving a Mercedes, all that.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: Mercedes with no license plate and all of you, all
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: of your Louis Vautons smashed into the bag and all
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: with probably some of his leftover costumes.
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: Porter's paradise in that garage?
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: Did you see them like hugging and crying and then
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: above their heads with like this is mannekin? That was
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: like up in the rafters.
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: But then Laurie comes home to find out Ashley has
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: moved out. Ashley doesn't like Steve and doesn't like her
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: mom dating jerks. Also Steve's performance with nobody there that
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: was really I was kind of.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was pretty sad, but I mean I would
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: pay money to see Laurie standing out on the street
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: trying to pass up ticket. There you go, big big concert, tonight,
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: big concert. Nobody showed up. Shit.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: Then she says she doesn't want her kids to tell
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: her who she can and can't date, which is really
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: interesting foreshadowing for what we find out later in the episode.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: But also, I have a question for you, and I
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: know that we're skipping around, but it's because she kind
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: of reminds me of somebody Laurie kind of.
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: And tell me if I'm crazy. I don't know if
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: you ever watched The Hills or Laguna Beach or any
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: of that. Laurie kind of reminds me of a dream
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: of Partridge Potridge.
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: Really, I don't know.
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: The way her moms.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: No, just like there's like her tonality in the way
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: that she talks. She's like kind of like mild mannered.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: She would always talk wait until like next the season
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: two and three, she talked, but she talked very slow,
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: and she wanted to make sure she thought about what
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: she was saying, like she was so in her head
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: all the time.
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: Well, I love that when Laurie said, my kids all
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: hate Steve so Laurie's answer is, let's all go to
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: Mexico together.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I know, But I think the main
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: part that I'm just still flabbergasted by is how much
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: these kids are in the show. It's beyond looking at Housewives.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Now we see a glimpse of them here and there,
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: maybe they're in a little second of a confessional.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: But I the kids were very They were a big
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: focus on the early seasons of Housewives, and, like I've
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: said ten times, like so much so that they thought
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: about doing a spinoff with just the kids because they
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: were such praps. And it gets worse.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: I two and three is worse with oh it is?
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: Oh why can say?
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: Vicky trying to get Michael ready for college really resonated
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: with me because I feel like I'm going to be
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: the same anxious mess when my kids are getting ready
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: for call, like moving bags around, unnecessarily putting shit that
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: it doesn't need to go, wanting to talk about all
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: of our plans together. I did feel that the season
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: finale starts to wrap up with a party. Joe and
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Slade show to Kim's party together. Joe says gossip and
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: kdo spreads like wild Fire. She tells the ladies that
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: she hopes they can get back together and make things work.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: Please, Joe, you just won me over. Why are we here?
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: Why are we doing this? Also, you would you ever
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: get back together with somebody and then not immediately put
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: on the engagement ring. I'm confused.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know the loppy seconds, you know, the
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Lori thing happened, went back to Laurie and then taking up,
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: do you I think that she took him back just
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: because she didn't want to see him on the show
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: with Louri. Also, I liked their two different sides to
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: that story, Like Slade's always following me around everywhere, He's
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: at all the clubs I am, And then Laurie's like,
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: well when Joe would show up where we were, even
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: in La. Yeah, but I think they both did. I
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: think Slade, even though he's significantly older, is more was
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: more immature than Joe at this point and doing everything
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: he could for camera time. And then Joe and Slade
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: broke up two weeks after Kimberly's party, Joe moved out,
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Slade took back the Mercedes.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Six weeks later, Slade started dating Lori. Two weeks after
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: that Joe and Slide got back together and Joe is
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: back driving the Mercedes. What exactly do we think the
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: appeal is? Is it money? Is it the C class?
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: I mean, what kind of classes?
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: A month sea class? I had it? It was too big,
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: too empty. Yeah, exactly. I think it was the money.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: I do because she said she had to go home
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: to her parents and live in her parents' house.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: And Laurie clearly was having to hustle for Vicky. But
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: you don't really.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Want can't imagine nowadays if I don't know, me and
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: Eddie broke up and Gina started dating him, like it's
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: just so bizarre, like it would be a huge fight, huge.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: I then it was like, no, I know Gina and
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Eddie as a couple right now, is sending me no?
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Sending me to.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: But I mean, all in all, it did I I
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: did get more invested, but I kind of only invested
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: in half the cast is what I realized.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: I mean, And it just goes to show that's like
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: really wanted to be on TV trying to date any housewife.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: He goes on to his third housewife by season four
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: or five.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: But then we get to the reunion.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: The reunion now it's just so crazy that that was
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: the reunion, and I'm so curious, is season two the
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: same type of reunion because I do not remember or
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: does is that when Andy Cohen steps in and again
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: it's in Vicki's backyard.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: But I have a.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Question, by the time you were on, did you still
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: did you have confessionals that were in the moment or
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: on the fly or whatever you call them.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: I did, I did, But then we also did confessionals
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: at our house that were not like they do nowadays.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Now we do it green screen. I know Beverly Hills.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: I think still doesn't matter our house. But for years
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: we dine about the house where they take apart everything
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: and create a whole backdrop. This was just like sit
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: in your hallway and talk to the camera.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, even the reunion, like they're not even dressed up.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: It's like it's me.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: It's us right now doing the pot like we don't
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: even have We're not glammed. It's like I got my
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: freedom smelling perm chilling out. Joe said she could see
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: by the episodes that Slades seem controlling. She says if
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: he was actually like that, she would have moved on
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: a long time ago, Joe.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Then Joe said she's got ten to fifteen emails a
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: day from fans.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Oh what what was her email? Joe at aol dot com,
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Like I.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Need it's probably what it is. How did they get it?
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: That's what I would like to know. They probably had
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: it on their MySpace. I probably had their email address
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: on their MySpace.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: Oh good point.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: But then she also brings up the response she has
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: gotten to her excessive drinking. Every time there was a
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: shot captured, she had a drink in her hand.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Because you were drinking. You're at twenty four years old
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: and you were drinking. We're drinking, and.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: You know what, so were we Like, I mean, you're
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: on a television show making full of yourself. Of course
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: you're gonna drink. It's different how much things have changed.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Like women openly were harder on themselves than they are now.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Now it's like kind of hushash. If you're feeling like
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: you gain weight, are you feeling insecure?
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: You're not?
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Like that was a time where people were just unfiltered,
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Like this is how I feel like. There was even
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: a point where Gina Keio says, the guy haven't well no,
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: when she says, I haven't seen myself on camera in
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: a really long time, and watching myself this season, like
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: it's the fact that they're able to like say that
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: I watched myself this season in the middle of the reunion.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: But I did learn more from this reunion that I
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: did on the show.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Laurie has never met a bad decision she didn't want
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: to make. And then she shows a pair of shoes
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: that she got from somebody, but she called them Manola
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Balanix Manila Blanis from one of the bothers from Laguna Beach.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Who do you think I was? Well?
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Also, I can't believe that this show was after Laguna Beach.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Laguna Beach was already airing one.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: I think, if I'm not mistaken, I think it's around
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: the same time.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: Well, these are our options.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: We've got Lauren Conrad's dad, We've got Steven Coletti's dad.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: We've got.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Kristin Cavalii's dad. I mean, we should ask Justin if
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: it was Kristin Cavali's dad. I mean, who's I don't know.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I can barely even remember that show.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: If there are any listeners out here that want to
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: be creative. Who's the day with their fan mail and shoes?
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: This is my address?
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Oh you want shoes?
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: Just like that?
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: She's like, they were six hundred dollars.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: They were six hundred dollars. Then we I mean, just
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: the reunion keeps panning to like everybody.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: It was the most boring reunion. Basically, it was a
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: recap of everything that happened throughout the season. It was
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: just a flashback. And then what they finally meet in
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Vicky's backyard and Hi, how are you? Oh? Yeah, you're
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: a drunk?
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: What about how.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Much conversation conversation there was about Gina's son being gay?
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Being gay?
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: I think at some point every man on Housewives has been.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh for sure, yeah, every man who's been accused
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: of being gay.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Then Vicky became critical of herself after watching the season back.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: She said, it's hard to see herself being portrayed as
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: a control freak.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: I'm like, what did you think? Like, I know, I'm
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: a control freak. I'm not shocked. Yeah, who do you
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: think is more control? Mere? Vicky?
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: Vicky? Vicky is micromanaging everything all the time. Now. Now
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: this is also the scene where Slade called her missus
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: oh no, she called herself missus piggy, right.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: She critical the one that called her that.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: So years after this, Slade went on stage at the improv,
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: the same improv that we did, the Trace a Megas
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: in Irvine, to trash me and Vicky. He called me
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: the michelin man. He said I was fat and put
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: up an unflattering picture of me in a bathing suit
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: from a paparazzi in Mexico, and he called Vicky missus piggy.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: This was on camera on stage. She thought he was
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: gonna be a stand up comic.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: Vicky and anyone laugh.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: Everybody was disgusted by it. Vicky went on to get
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: a nose job and a chin implant because he called
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: her missus piggy.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh. I also didn't know all this medical
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: stuff with Vicky.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's had that. I can't even pronounce it, but
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: she's I mean, she goes in all the time. They
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: go in through her ear and they remove all this
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: stuff inside of her inner ear. If you ever noticed
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: when she wears sunglasses, they're cricket. That'll be one ears
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: lower than the other.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Now from all the surgeries, that'll be similar to how
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Dove is too because of her lambdoid creany sinistosis surgery.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Like she's her stuff's uneven as well, like her ears
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: and stuff. You can even tell, like when I pull
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: her hair back, like her hairlines different.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: Huh, But I mean it was I had absolutely no idea.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: I assumed it was all just like plastic surgery stuff.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: But when she said that, I was like, oh, Okay, Now,
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: if you've started having surgery.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: At a really young age, like it's got to add to.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Well she develops I think with their like tumors inside
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: of her inner ear, so they have to go in
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: and remove them. And then I mean she went in
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: as like a year ago and had to have stuff removed.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: So it's ongoing.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: And then the reunion ends with Laura says Ashley was
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: portrayed as spoiled and airs responsible, but that is three
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: percent of the time. She also says it was Josh's
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: decision to expose his life to help other families. As
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Josh's friends drifted back into his life after Juvie, he
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: was getting influenced again. She blew him quickly to her
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: mom's house in Idaho to keep him under check.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: I mean, do you believe it was Josh's decision.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: No, I don't.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: Where does Lauri live now?
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: She lives close to me. She lives in San Juan Capistrano.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: And is she married.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: She's married to George. You'll see there at that wedding
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: on maybe season three or four.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, we're going to see her. Actually do we like George?
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, George is a good guy. He's he's a build.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: I think he's build her.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: All right, Well, I mean that was season one. That
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: was season one of Real Housewives of Orange County. I
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: don't even think there's anything else we can read.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, do you think the standout was for this season?
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: I mean Vicky?
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it was definitely Vicky's show.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: It was very I mean I think the standout for
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: the most I mean, without Joe and Slade's drama, I
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: don't think there is a show at this point. Yeah,
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: because it's so cringe You're like, ah, but like the
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: person that you that makes you.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: Laugh, there's a comic relief like that. That's Vicky. As
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: as much as it pains me to say.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So after after this season, Kimberly moved to Chicago.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: The producer said in the book all Diamonds and rose
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: that she was asked back to do the show and
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: she said she wanted nothing to do with it, So
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: she probably was with one of those that got you know,
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: her ass hurt from whatever. The bloggers were saying about five.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: To ten emails a day to Kimberly at aol dot
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: com exactly. But either way, I I am glad we
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: went down this journey and if you guys want to
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: go down the next journey with us, we will be
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hill.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: I can't wait.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Season one on next we're going to rotate between OC
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: and Beverly Hills because if not, it just like gets
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: little stale. So you guys have to watch along with us.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: You get the unedited versions here, no commercials. I've never
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: watched season one of Beverly Hills. Do you even remember
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: watching it, Tam?
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: I don't. I don't remember it, but I know that
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: it was probably about Beverly Hills came on five or
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: six years into Housewives, the franchise and whole Oh.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: I didn't even realize that.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So it went from it was first Orange County,
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: then it was New York, then Jersey. I think it
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: was Jersey and then it was then it was Beverly Hills,
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: if I'm not mistaken something like that. So it was
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: already fine tuned by then. It was a whole different show.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: So we're not gonna have to see this grainy shit
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: that we're saying.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: Are we going to see skytops? I think so?
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I can't remember.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Well, Beverly Hills came in twenty ten, so even like
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: the equipment has to be different and the oh for sure,
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: the the videos.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: And all of that. But I'm excited.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: I like going down this memory lane for us. And
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: is it memory lane?
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: If you're not a part of it, what do you
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: what do you call it? Yeah? Memory not memory lane.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: It's what is out there for all of us to watch.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: So it's a distant memory.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh. All right, Well, I love.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: You, Tam and see you around Okay.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Bye,