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- 0:00Hey everyone, welcome to Housewives Goss and Glitter.
- 0:03Today we're gonna go over the Real Housewives of Rhode Island, episode seven, and they are in Newport this episode.
- 0:11Stay in castle.
- 0:13Yes.
- 0:14So the Peacock title is Boats, Lies and Videotape.
- 0:19Description.
- 0:21Hard truth surface as a tense one-on-one leads to shocking news in Newport.
- 0:27Interesting.
- 0:29Yeah, it's definitely not the worst.
- 0:32Yeah.
- 0:33Yeah.
- 0:34It's more comprehensive.
- 0:35I feel like they made it seem very drama forward.
- 0:40But I feel like, I mean, there was like the fight, but anyway.
- 0:45Yeah, I do think like generally the videotape hype wasn't exactly what I was expecting, but even so.
- 0:55Yeah.
- 0:56Yeah.
- 0:57Um yeah, poor Alicia.
- 1:00But anyway.
- 1:01So the episode starts off.
- 1:04Again, I like the little clips of everyone, but my favorite part was like Alicia's just talking to her dolls in the morning.
- 1:10She is.
- 1:11And I was like, this is amazing.
- 1:14And um, so but anyway, so they all end up going to breakfast.
- 1:17Yeah.
- 1:18And they ask Rula if she's gonna show up.
- 1:22And of course, Rula is sick again.
- 1:25I saw the funniest thing.
- 1:27Somebody wrote like Rula's the first work from home virtual postwife.
- 1:33And I was like, that is hilarious.
- 1:35I mean, she's bringing a lot to the table for somebody that's hardly ever there.
- 1:40It's true.
- 1:41Yeah, this Brian thing, the cheating scandal is quite crazy.
- 1:45Yeah.
- 1:46But it's like she's like, oh, I couldn't stand, and she's like, my eyes, and she's like so like drama.
- 1:53She's talking about it, and she was like, I just can't, I spent the weekend in the hospital or something.
- 1:58But of course, yeah, she's again lying in bed with her hair and makeup done.
- 2:05Well, their hair and makeup done in like a perfectly staged room.
- 2:11I mean, it's probably really a room in their house, but it just kind of goes with their whole like, we're a really stiff, unhappy couple because everything is like super minimalist and black and white.
- 2:24And I'm like, and he comes in, he's like, I have tea for you.
- 2:27I'm like, this is feels like you guys talked about what you wanted to film before the cameras got here.
- 2:33Yeah, right.
- 2:33Like, oh, he's gonna make her a cup of tea.
- 2:36He doesn't know what kind of tea she wants.
- 2:39And then the kids come in and they're like, We drew a picture for you, mom.
- 2:42And I'm like, is this some sort of ploy to get us to like Brian?
- 2:46Because I'm just not I don't think he does this on the daily.
- 2:49I think he's at the gym usually in the morning.
- 2:53Yes, at the gym, aka the mistress's house.
- 2:56The fact that he gets in trouble for putting a GPS tracker in her car, and then we find out that she tracks him.
- 3:04I'm like, this is all sorts of fucked up.
- 3:07Yeah, I know I don't think the marriage is salvageable here.
- 3:12Not in the so we're in Newport.
- 3:17Rula is not there, she's not coming.
- 3:20No surprise.
- 3:21Alright.
- 3:23So the other thing that we see too, besides Alicia talking to her dolls in the morning, is Ashley is on the phone with Jared and she's complaining that he has scheduled something over the night that she has Jonas Brother tickets.
- 3:40Yes.
- 3:41Oh yeah.
- 3:43I wrote that down and I was like, wait, hold on.
- 3:46I forgot to mention that.
- 3:49So funny.
- 3:50She's like, um, I have Jonas Brother tickets for that night.
- 3:53They those two are not on the same page.
- 3:56Does that mean so this was filmed last summer?
- 3:59I think so.
- 3:59We have the same Jonas Brothers concert.
- 4:02I think we must have been.
- 4:03We must have been.
- 4:05Yeah.
- 4:05That sounds so funny.
- 4:07If only I'd known then.
- 4:10I know.
- 4:11I know.
- 4:12Um, yeah, and Kelsey and Joellen are telling Gary on FaceTime about the fight while like Rich and Rosie are on FaceTime also talking about the fight.
- 4:24Gary says that like, wait, was it Gary or was it Rich?
- 4:29One of them, they both said projecting, but I'm like, Rosie wasn't projecting.
- 4:34If anything, it's like Kelsey uh Kel I don't know.
- 4:38No, it was rich Rich is saying to Kel is saying to Rosie that Kelsey's projecting because Kelsey is like calling Rosie out on all these things that Kelsey doesn't actually have.
- 4:49Like she's making fun of the house and she doesn't have a house.
- 4:53She's like saying something about her husband, which I forget what she said about Rich, but something about her marriage when she doesn't have a marriage and she's just broken up with the boyfriend.
- 5:05She doesn't have a career, so they're basically just like we keep seeing this theme of like this is Rosie's take on why Kelsey hates her so much.
- 5:13Um, which I can see why it comes across that way for sure.
- 5:19Mm-hmm.
- 5:20Yeah.
- 5:20I just think it's funny that Joelyn and Kelsey are just FaceTime and Gary together.
- 5:25I know.
- 5:29I was like, interesting.
- 5:30It was funny though.
- 5:31Anyway, then they're at breakfast and Rosie doesn't feel well.
- 5:35She says she's been up all night and she's sick, and no one is questioning why she was just up like throwing up.
- 5:41I'm like, Do you have the flu?
- 5:42Because if you have the flu, you need to go away, but it's probably stress.
- 5:45But like the first words out of my mouth would have been like, I'm not sitting anywhere near you.
- 5:50Yeah.
- 5:50Well, I think it she they just knew that she meant she was like stressed out about the fight.
- 5:55But like I I whenever somebody says that, I'm like, that's not if I've had like a fight, it doesn't keep me up all night like like ill, like it keeps me up all night, like angry, but not like I'm getting sick in the bathroom.
- 6:10Yeah, she was like throwing, she just kept saying she was throwing up all night, and I was like, why?
- 6:15Um, I do have the pink headband that Alicia's wearing in this scene, and I do have Ashley's black pajamas, those are the super soft pajamas from Victoria's Secret.
- 6:27Okay, I thought they would might be Victoria's Secret.
- 6:30Yeah, they are.
- 6:31I have like a few different ones of those, and those are very soft.
- 6:35Yes, but at breakfast there's already drama, and yeah, like they don't they start talking about what they're gonna do for the day, but the drama actually actually sticks up for Rosie because Rosie had asked her to about everything that had been going on.
- 6:52So she actually like says, like, Rosie, it like she doesn't understand why it's like such a big thing, and Kelsey just reiterates that Rosie's a liar, but then the confessional Rosie calls Kelsey a high-end squatter.
- 7:07My god, these girls say the worst things in their confessional.
- 7:10Like, my biggest issue with this scene was that like Kelsey wasn't even down to breakfast yet, and then Rosie's like not like she's still super upset, she's not feeling well, and it's like showing all over her face, like her face is like super red, and then Kelsey just like comes floating down the steps with Jo Allen in her robe, like acting like nothing has happened, and she's just like, Oh, what are we gonna do for the day?
- 7:39And I'm like, I hate when people do this, like pretend like everything is fine.
- 7:44It's like, how are you supposed to enjoy the rest of your weekend if you do not discuss how you guys had a huge blowout the night before?
- 7:54Like, I don't like when people do that.
- 7:56You like have to address the elephant in the room, and she didn't want to address the elephant in the room, so Ashley brought it up, which was like surprising, but I think to your point, she was trying to like be on Rosie's side, and then Ashley starts crying.
- 8:13Always be on Rosie's side.
- 8:15It was like, this is why, like, we're filming this one late.
- 8:19This is why I think it's funny that Rosie even asked Ashley to stick up for her because I'm like, you don't need her to stick up for you.
- 8:27Ashley can barely talk without crying, and you like eviscerated Kelsey.
- 8:32Like hardcore just eviscerated that girl.
- 8:36I'm like, I don't know why you're asking Ashley to stick up for you because you definitely don't need it.
- 8:41I know it, yeah, it yeah.
- 8:42So that happens.
- 8:44Alicia and Liz kind of get into a little thing.
- 8:46Liz wants Alicia like stop talking over her, even though I don't even understand, I don't even remember what they were talking about, and they clearly didn't think about it enough to write it down on the thing.
- 8:58That's what it was.
- 8:59That's what it was.
- 9:00She was like, I just did it to you.
- 9:02She just they get like Liz was just so like, yeah, that argument was happening.
- 9:08Liz tries to chime in and say something, I think, to like bring everybody back together, and then Alicia was trying to like help, and she kept like chiming in, and Liz was like annoyed that Alicia kept talking over.
- 9:20So they had like another weird, it's just awkward watching them fight.
- 9:26I know, but they've been friends for so long that I feel like it just it is what it is.
- 9:32I don't know.
- 9:33But my but then at one point in the confessional again, this scene, this whole first scene was just crazy, apparently.
- 9:39Alicia says that the spirits are gonna possess them all, and she can't say the word ghosts, she can only say ghost, and when she tries to say ghosts, she like misses the S every time.
- 9:52And they're like ghosts, and she's like, Yeah, ghost.
- 9:56They're like ghosts, she's like, No, not gonna do it.
- 10:01And Ashley comes out and lightens the mood carrying a doll, and they all scene in Alicia and Joelan go on a girl's day because they are like so over the drama, and they ask their driver if he had known anyone that were lived like from the house.
- 10:23This was crazy.
- 10:25Yeah, he's like, Oh, I straight up lived there and it is haunted on like the third floor.
- 10:30Okay, so many weird things about that.
- 10:32Like, where did he go that the dorm?
- 10:36So he lived there his freshman year of college.
- 10:38Where do you go to school that your dorms are in the mansions?
- 10:42I have no idea.
- 10:43Or was it like his dorm, or was it like that's just where he was like renting a room or something?
- 10:49Either way, I had no idea that you could do that.
- 10:52So, yeah, that's like so random.
- 10:55So they get picked up, and the driver has lived in the mansion that they've stayed at during his freshman year of college with some friends, and he said that like it was super haunted, and like a nun or something like hung themselves on the room next door.
- 11:12This is why I'm telling you, there is no way in hell I would sleep in a room by myself there.
- 11:17Like, no, no, I would.
- 11:19I don't know, yeah, I don't know, that was interesting, and they go walk down the cliff walk.
- 11:25I know they were on the cliffwalk, which was so nice.
- 11:28I love the cliffwalk.
- 11:30Yeah, me too.
- 11:31That's where a slater proposed to me, so you did, yeah.
- 11:36I don't know why I didn't know that.
- 11:38Mm-hmm.
- 11:38Because we've got a new port for the day.
- 11:41Nice.
- 11:42I don't think you've ever told me that.
- 11:45Oh well, surprise.
- 11:46Surprise, yes, the cliffwalk is so nice.
- 11:49It was real yeah, it was cool because I was like, oh my god, they're on the cliffwalk.
- 11:53Um yeah, I know.
- 11:55And then they start talking about um Jo Wellen's like past with her with like going to the behavioral camps and then Alicia's past with her dad leaving them, and they have this like really emotional one-on-one conversation, which was like really nice.
- 12:12But it did it is so interesting because it just a lot like when Joellen was telling Alicia about the camps, or not, yeah, the behavioral camps, or whatever, they're like behavioral jails, these places.
- 12:28Um, Alicia was like, she remembered them leaving and people talking about it, but everybody was just whispering about it and not they didn't really know what was going on or didn't really ask.
- 12:39And it is funny, like when you are growing up and you're going through something at home, and even like your close friends don't really know what's going on.
- 12:46Yeah.
- 12:46Yeah.
- 12:47Yeah.
- 12:47She like kept it to herself, and then like just think about like you can't really, she probably didn't have time to like prepare her friends that she was gonna go away for however long.
- 12:57Yeah, it probably just happened, so then she gets whisked away, and then you're like, Wait, like just totally gone.
- 13:04Yeah, I thought it was so sad.
- 13:07I mean, that her even rehashing it later on with her mom, too, like that next episode, and then obviously, whatever what happened to Alicia, she thinks it's very traumatic, and then they end up hugging it out on the cliffwalk, yeah.
- 13:20Like, we just need champagne.
- 13:21I'm like, you both probably deserve some champagne.
- 13:24Yeah, it was 100%.
- 13:27Yeah, it was nice to hear all that.
- 13:29I feel like with I know the last like when we filmed about Alicia and like the homeless thing, I kind of like came down on Liz's side, and I still so I was thinking about this more because now that like last night's episode came out, like there's been so many comments about it, and like I started thinking about this a lot more, and I feel like I sort of also brushed it aside too, even though like I've personally like been through that, and even like I'm over here trying to like sugarcoat it and act like it like wasn't that big of a deal, but like it is a big deal.
- 14:05Like, I I feel like I get why Liz said something because she knows their family so well, and she's probably trying to defend them a little bit, like she probably doesn't want anybody who took care of Alicia when she was growing up to hear that Alicia said that she was like homeless because people take that a certain way.
- 14:28But like when Alicia was describing it, it's like super traumatic to be like taken from your home as a little girl and then have to like move around because I think our mom came out and said that like they did hop around from house to house.
- 14:41And like I remember there was like one period of time where we moved like 11 times and it was like horrendous.
- 14:47Um, but like I forget about those things because it like happened so long ago when you're a kid, like some kids just like block stuff out, or like you're desensitized to it, and like you're like, oh, it wasn't that bad, but it's like it is that bad, like that's not normal.
- 15:01So I feel like I feel bad that I said that, but also I feel bad that she and Liz are fighting about it because they're such good friends.
- 15:09I know it makes rough bad, yeah.
- 15:12It does.
- 15:14Um it's rough, and then they go back to the house and they get their krakas and their champagne, perfect, and the grass is super green.
- 15:23I just put that down in the back.
- 15:24It's so green, and then then we get to the part that we were talking about with Rula in bed with the tea.
- 15:30I can't man, I think it's so funny because you wrote about like her really minimalist bedroom, and I just throw it's really ugly.
- 15:37I don't like like I just I guess I'm like I mean, obviously that's like not my aesthetic at all, but I just that whole way to decorate your house.
- 15:49I feel like I've said this so many times on different think times.
- 15:53You and I have talked about this, and we talked about this during the chiller of the podcast.
- 15:56It's like when I watch, I don't watch the Kardashians, and one of the reasons is because when I first tried to watch it, I was like, these people have so much money to have a house, it's just like all white and like nothing in it.
- 16:09And I'm just like I hate that.
- 16:11I hate that, especially when there's kids living there.
- 16:13I'm like, there should be so much cool stuff in this house, and you know what I hate is like the minimalistic like kids' toys.
- 16:20Yeah, I know.
- 16:25Kids' toys don't need to match your decor.
- 16:27No, they don't.
- 16:28Your kids' toys don't need to have a certain fucking aesthetic, like they need to look like fun in there, like it should be like an explosion of toys.
- 16:36Like if your kid is not running around in like hot pink and lime green, or like everything is like red, blue, primary colors, you know what I mean?
- 16:47Then it's like yeah, it really like irks me, even though it's like totally none of my business how other people decorate their houses, but it really bothers me when it needs to be like overly perfect, and it's like everything is like white and cream, or like that farmhouse gray aesthetic.
- 17:03I'm like, I just want I just hate that.
- 17:06I hate it so there was a time that I wanted everything like in my room to be like perfect and calming, but I really just wanted the clutter gone, and then I want like the or like the pops of fun things and the fun fo what you know what I mean?
- 17:22My Barbie's still out, yeah, type of thing.
- 17:25Yeah, but I was like, I need the bed area to look nice, but it's not gonna be white and gray.
- 17:30Yeah, no, that's horrible.
- 17:32And like this scene was like he and the kids were at the table drawing pictures for her while she's like sitting up in bed.
- 17:42She was even wearing black and white, like it was all just like wasn't he wearing black and white?
- 17:46Yes, he was.
- 17:47He was wearing a black polo with like a white trim.
- 17:50They were all wearing black and white, so creepy.
- 17:53She's like sitting in bed, and then like the kids come in and they're like, here's a picture, mommy, and he has like her tea, and then they're trying to like talk and act normal.
- 18:01And I'm like, this is like crazy behavior to me.
- 18:05Like, just he doesn't put that mug of tea in the face, like just put tea in your face and just stop with the charade.
- 18:13Like, I just I hate it.
- 18:16She should be no, I just didn't like I felt like they planned this before the cameras got there of like the certain I don't know if she's just trying to get people to see Brian in a different light or what's going on, but this is just was creepy to me.
- 18:30It was weird, it was like, yeah, way too perfect and felt so staged.
- 18:35It felt super staged.
- 18:36If her hair was like up in a messy bun or something, I feel like it could have been more believable, but the fact that it was like perfect curls, I'm like, you did not just wake up like that.
- 18:50No, and if you did, you're going to bed with your makeup on.
- 18:52You shouldn't.
- 18:53You're laying and just like laying on your back.
- 18:58Oh my god, I can't.
- 18:59I can't.
- 19:00There's people that um will do that like when you're flying out to a pageant, and it because a lot of the times your flight will be really early in the morning.
- 19:09So to get like the airport shot, there's like some people, if their flight leaves, say they have to get up at like 4 a.m.
- 19:16and they can't get like a hair makeup person to do their glam that early, obviously.
- 19:20Like they go and get it done the day before.
- 19:22Not everybody, so if anybody listens to this who does pageants and you like I've never done this, so not everybody does this, but I do I know for a fact when people do this, they'll get their hair makeup done the day before and then just sleep like in their glam on their back so that when they and then just do like a quick touch up in the morning so that when they get to the airport, they can do all the glam like travel shots.
- 19:43And I'm like, that's I draw the line, and that's one of the lines that I draw.
- 19:48I am not fucking doing that.
- 19:49Yeah, that is insane.
- 19:52That is no way, no way.
- 19:54I will not do it at any time when I fly, I just and I am going to compete.
- 19:58I do my own glam, which is very minimal because I can't do my own super glam, and it just is what it is.
- 20:04I don't look like super amazing when I fly.
- 20:09Yeah, I yeah, I wouldn't.
- 20:10No way, that's like too much work, so yeah, no, I think it's a good one.
- 20:17To me, it's like a lot, it's a lot for a photo.
- 20:22Yeah, yeah.
- 20:24Some people are really committed and they won titles, so I mean Kelsey is.
- 20:29Well, maybe we can find out.
- 20:33Maybe Kelsey didn't need to do as much work.
- 20:35I don't know.
- 20:38But just kidding.
- 20:40Yeah.
- 20:41Anyway, then we leave Rula's house and we go to the slide, and Ashy and Rosie are absolutely obsessed with it, which so tracks.
- 20:49It's like perfect.
- 20:51Like it just makes so much sense that those are the two that want to go use the slide.
- 20:56I thought that that was so funny.
- 20:59I loved the water slide again.
- 21:02It was so tall, it was huge.
- 21:05Um, it looked really fun.
- 21:07I would love that.
- 21:08I love inflatables.
- 21:10Inflatables are my favorite ever.
- 21:12I always go on them every chance I get.
- 21:15Ashley had another questionable fashion choice.
- 21:18I feel bad because I keep picking on her every episode.
- 21:21The green sweatpants with the bikini.
- 21:24I was like, no, just no.
- 21:26She was just in she was just in the backyard though.
- 21:29Isn't that fine?
- 21:31I don't know.
- 21:32I don't even remember the sweatpants, but I'm like, she's just lounging around.
- 21:36She is just lounging around, but they're in a Newport mansion.
- 21:42Like, put something cuter on over that bikini.
- 21:45Oh my god, yeah.
- 21:46She's such a beautiful girl.
- 21:48I'm like, where are these clothes coming?
- 21:50Just I just think she just needs a little like fashion help for this group and this just a little bit.
- 21:58Not everything.
- 21:59She doesn't need To transform into a new person.
- 22:01But like I was just like, oh my god, no.
- 22:07Anyway, they're going down the slide.
- 22:08Liz won't go down.
- 22:10And then they invite the butlers to go down the slide with them.
- 22:14And Liz is like, This is so not my vibe.
- 22:18She was being kind of a Debbie Downer.
- 22:20I know she's like older than them, but she was she seemed like super annoyed that they even got the slide.
- 22:26Yeah, she was like, This is not for me.
- 22:28She didn't even put on a bathing suit.
- 22:30She didn't even put on a bathing suit.
- 22:31She just wore like her cute little like tennis outlet the whole time and then kind of like sauntered in.
- 22:36And I'm like, I'm a little bit of a downer here.
- 22:40Like the butler thing was hysterical.
- 22:43Yeah, it was.
- 22:45And she was like, I'm just not gonna flirt with these guys.
- 22:48Like, it's just not this.
- 22:49You don't have to flirt with the butlers, but you can go down the slide.
- 22:52I know.
- 22:53Well, do you see how long her hair extensions are though?
- 22:56Like, yeah, yeah.
- 22:58Probably probably can't really get them like wet on a slide.
- 23:01Like, it just doesn't seem like the best idea.
- 23:04Yeah.
- 23:05So she goes inside and Ashley feels bad.
- 23:08So Ashley goes to find her.
- 23:10And it's a short but cute scene.
- 23:12And Ashley's like, I just want to make sure you're okay.
- 23:15And Liz just says that she just feels a little mature.
- 23:20Like it's just not her thing.
- 23:23But she was like, I am everyone thinks I have like this tough exterior, but once you get to know me, and then it Ashley calls her Lammy Liz.
- 23:34Oh my god.
- 23:35Well, it was funny because I thought it was nice that Ashley went in and said something to her because they kind of had like a moment at the table too.
- 23:44So remember when Ashley was trying to stick up for Rosie, and then the whole like reason, the whole reason why she cried was because right when she said, Oh, well, I think Rosie just needs a little nurturing, Liz just jumps in and goes, I hate she's like, I was gonna say, I hate nurturing.
- 24:02Can we not say nurturing?
- 24:03And Joe Ellen's like, I hate the term nurturing, and they just start like focusing on the fact that she said nurturing and then she just burst into tears.
- 24:13Oh yeah.
- 24:14And I was like, I also hate the word nurturing.
- 24:17I never use that.
- 24:20I I just know if I use it on a daily basis.
- 24:25I wouldn't want someone, I mean, I don't feel that I'm nurturing, so I don't think anybody wouldn't describe me that way, but I wouldn't want to be described that way.
- 24:32It reminds me of like mother goose or something.
- 24:37Okay, so note itself, never use that word.
- 24:40It's like it is I don't like the word journey.
- 24:43What don't you like the word?
- 24:44Like journey.
- 24:45I hate when people are like, I'm on my like journey.
- 24:49Oh no.
- 24:50Oh, journey.
- 24:51I remember you telling me that.
- 24:52Okay, yeah, like everyone's on their own journey.
- 24:56Yeah.
- 24:56No, let's just skip over that part.
- 24:59But Liz plans them a really nice sunset cruise.
- 25:04She absolutely loves Newport Harbor, and um I loved, loved, loved Joellen's outfit for this.
- 25:14The handkerchief top, and it was like red, and it had like the matching pants.
- 25:20Everyone looked really good.
- 25:22Although Kelsey's was like kind of weird.
- 25:25I forgot what Kelsey is wearing, but every time they go out on the boat, they look like really good.
- 25:29They're very good with boat fashion.
- 25:32Yes, that's true.
- 25:34They are very good with boat fashion, except for green sweatpants and like a weird bikini.
- 25:41Did you like um Rosie had like a red Versace bathing suit, which was I did.
- 25:48I like that a lot, and that's like perfect for the water slide for sure.
- 25:52Yeah, I also like the pink one that she packed though, that was also Versace, because then it had like the straps and the waistband on the bikini were that, and I thought that was really cute.
- 26:01Right.
- 26:02They're really repping Versace in this.
- 26:04They do.
- 26:05Yeah, because Liz has all of her Versace stuff too, yeah.
- 26:09Yeah, so at this point, by the time they get on the boat, Kelsey and Rosie.
- 26:13So like Alicia and Liz haven't like talked about anything, they're just like sniping at each other.
- 26:20Kelsey and Rosie did talk before the boat, and they like made up, but I'm like, it wasn't really.
- 26:29Yeah, like it wasn't it, they just sort of like talked about how Rosie feels like she hasn't really made any steps to get to know her.
- 26:38So when Kelsey keeps saying like she's so fake and she's lying about everything, Rosie's like, I mean, you haven't really taken any time to get to know me yet.
- 26:49And like I didn't get the like they talked like they were gonna be civil, but it didn't feel like they were friends in any way, and that's why in the next episode when Kelsey's like, Oh, I feel like we made up and we can joke around, I was like, I don't know why you have that impression at all.
- 27:04Yeah, like no, yeah, no, it didn't seem like it, they were just there to not be in an argument, essentially, is what I felt like.
- 27:12Exactly.
- 27:14But yeah, but Alicia and Liz still have a weird tension.
- 27:17And I did write down, I went back on my notes and I wrote it, I like checked to see what it was that Alicia said that she kept like talking over Liz.
- 27:26And she was saying something about Sasha Fierce and Beyoncé.
- 27:30So Yeah, it's like her alter egos or something.
- 27:34That's what it was.
- 27:35Yeah, like Liz was like saying to Rosie, well, obviously it's still bothering you because you've got that like look on your face, like I have a resting bitch face, like something about a fierce face, and then Alicia's like, Sasha Fierce, Beyonce.
- 27:48Yeah, she was just like jumping in.
- 27:50Her stage personality.
- 27:52Yeah.
- 27:53And Liz is like, Can you just please stop talking?
- 27:57Like, just hush.
- 27:58Uh Alicia and her like weird things, I love it.
- 28:02Like on the boat, they do shots of tequila, and she just goes, I love a tequila, or like, I love a horse.
- 28:08Or like Yeah, yeah, exactly.
- 28:11But as she doesn't even get on the boat, she ends up turning around immediately because Dawson ends up in the ER.
- 28:21But we do find out that he is totally fine afterwards.
- 28:24Like he leaves the hospital.
- 28:26I mean, he's in the hospital, but he gets to come home and he's doing a lot better now.
- 28:29Yeah, so he's just had he has asthma.
- 28:32Is that what it is?
- 28:33It's yeah, and it's like cold-induced asthma or something, it gets like really bad.
- 28:38Yeah.
- 28:39But she leaves, but just then, but on the boat, this part was crazy, and they're just like how Kelsey's like, My ex slept with Joelyn on a boat, and Joelyn goes, it was actually on land.
- 28:52Was she talking about the old guy?
- 28:55I don't know.
- 28:56And then she also dated her ex's brother.
- 28:59The brother, too, yeah.
- 29:01So I'm like, Where my thing is, I'm like, where did Joelin have all this time?
- 29:06Because her and Gary have been together for like so long.
- 29:08That's what I that's what I was confused about, and that's why I think that if they're not twenty years now, they used to be or something, because she also had the relationship with the guy at the tanning salon and the guy's wife at the tanning salon when she was working at the tanning salon.
- 29:21She's known Gary since high school.
- 29:24When did they start dating?
- 29:25And then she had the relationship with the brother and the brother and the and Kelsey's ex.
- 29:31Yeah.
- 29:31Also, like Kelsey is only 30 and Joellen is older than that.
- 29:37No Ellen's like 38.
- 29:38Yeah.
- 29:38It had to have, it must have been the old boyfriend then.
- 29:41But wouldn't love Liz have said something because she used to be friends with it?
- 29:44Like they all probably know this story, they all probably know all of this stuff, especially Alicia, because she knows everything since everybody was born.
- 29:52Yeah, so I don't know.
- 29:54I was very confused.
- 29:56They I loved the pink sham pain flutes and like all the apps, just look like amazing.
- 30:01I know.
- 30:02Charcuterie, they've had like three charcuterie boards in this episode.
- 30:05Yeah, yeah.
- 30:06It was amazing.
- 30:08Um, yeah, so they are talking about that, and then Joelen.
- 30:13Okay, I have to like re- I'm like, I need to take two seconds to reread my notes on this to be like, what story did she tell?
- 30:21Because this was like insane to me.
- 30:23Oh, like can I just say one thing, though?
- 30:26I wrote that Ashley sweater.
- 30:28This has to do with her choices.
- 30:30Her sweater when she's leaving the boat is like such a grandma sweater, like the long white one.
- 30:37Oh my god.
- 30:39I was like, oh they mentioned it to Ashley.
- 30:42Help so bad with this fashion thing.
- 30:45Back to the Joellen story.
- 30:46So Joelan said that she was like on a boat having sex with the ex and another girl.
- 30:57They were being super loud, and everybody who was in some neighboring boats and on like the upper deck of the boat heard them.
- 31:06This is again Kelsey knows this story.
- 31:08So Kelsey was like telling this story too.
- 31:11And I'm thinking to myself, why would your ex even tell you this story?
- 31:17You know what I mean?
- 31:18Like, why would you tell your current girlfriend about this story?
- 31:21And then the like Joe Ellen's in the confessional, and the producer's like, did this actually happen?
- 31:28And Joe Ellen's like, I don't think that happened on a boat.
- 31:31I think that happened somewhere else.
- 31:33I don't know.
- 31:33You'd have to ask Kelsey's ex.
- 31:35And they're like, Who's better in bed, Kelsey's ex or the brother?
- 31:39And she said, You better you can ask Kelsey that.
- 31:42Oh yeah.
- 31:44I almost okay.
- 31:46What the hell goes on?
- 31:48I just I have no idea.
- 31:50This goes back.
- 31:52So is this Caprio?
- 31:54Like, I'm just like, who is this?
- 31:55Is this the same thing?
- 31:56I don't know.
- 31:57Does Caprio have a brother?
- 32:00He must.
- 32:00It goes maybe, yeah.
- 32:03I have no idea.
- 32:05I have no idea.
- 32:07That's like wild, and it's also like continuing to lead me down this path of the Kelsey potentially being a career girlfriend.
- 32:19Okay.
- 32:20I was gonna say that, but you said we weren't gonna mention it yet.
- 32:24Okay, because okay, so we've been basically like the cons this is this is the conspiracy theory.
- 32:32This is not our theory.
- 32:33This is the conspiracy theory, is that Kelsey was at least at some point or certain points, a career girlfriend, aka like an actual escort.
- 32:46Again, this is a conspiracy theory.
- 32:48This is not something that we're saying.
- 32:50And that her like situation with Dino was like he was involved in that world either as like a client or somebody that or somebody that like I don't know, manages the women or something.
- 33:04And people are saying, and the part that the the part that I think is the most far-fetched is that people are saying that Liz knows all about this because she's like on Madam, which I don't that is a little extreme, I think.
- 33:17Yeah, I don't believe that.
- 33:18I think that that's really jumping to conclusions.
- 33:20What I'm st what I'm starting to think is not as far-fetched is I don't know.
- 33:26I mean, I'm just like, who are all well at one point on circulating on like social media was like people said they found like her escort page.
- 33:35Yeah, she report because it was fake, you know, like the escort page was a fake, yeah, yeah.
- 33:45Like it might not be true.
- 33:46She also might have just been on a site like seeking arrangement, like the sugar baby site or something like that.
- 33:53Like oh, okay.
- 33:55I didn't even know that.
- 33:56I mean, it makes sense that that's a thing.
- 33:59Yeah, but they didn't know what it was called.
- 34:01I mean, which is it's not like it, yeah.
- 34:04I mean, I feel like there's different shades of this, is I guess how I would put it.
- 34:09But I mean, I it's just I don't know.
- 34:13It's just like certain when I hear stuff like this, it's sort of like making me think that that part might be true.
- 34:19And like it's sort of making me think that that's what Liz was referring to when she had that like blow up on her when she was really drunk and got mad, and she was like referring to like skeletons.
- 34:31I'm like, is that what she was talking about?
- 34:32And was Dino never find out what it's about.
- 34:36No, and then like the Dino thing is weird, like just I was like, maybe he was some sort of connector.
- 34:45He is, I mean, it is fact that he that guy is in a lot of trouble right now.
- 34:49Yeah, yeah, like that's a fact.
- 34:52Um, yeah, but I don't believe the Liz thing.
- 34:56I think that that's a that's a leap.
- 34:57As interesting as that would be if that were true.
- 35:01Like, I think that that's a leap.
- 35:03I mean, but that would be a freaking really interesting story if that were true, right?
- 35:08I know.
- 35:09Anywho, so anyway, then these rubber apparently are sleeping all around the group.
- 35:17That was like the whole part, the whole part of the scene.
- 35:20Like, that was it on the boat and the charcuterie board and Alicia saying she loved tequila, and then it's like back at the house.
- 35:27I probably wouldn't be able to be friends with somebody if I knew they had slept with John.
- 35:34That makes sense.
- 35:35I'm not gonna lie.
- 35:36Like, I just that's understandable.
- 35:38Even if it was like a million years ago, I would just never I just left like that.
- 35:44That yeah, I I agree.
- 35:46That makes sense.
- 35:47Then we go back to the house after this like really revealing reward.
- 35:52No, wait, what did I miss?
- 35:54There was one I brought up the Alicia and Liz thing again because they had one more awkward moment on the boat, these two.
- 36:00They did?
- 36:01Yeah.
- 36:01Oh, I didn't write it down.
- 36:03Liz is talking about how beautiful the sunset is, and Alicia's just in the background, like calling for tequila shots.
- 36:09And Liz is like give her like an annoyed look.
- 36:13I just I remember tequila.
- 36:14I didn't realize that we were crossing over that, but it's so funny.
- 36:20Like, I just uh I just love them both so much.
- 36:23I really wish that they're not about to get into a really big fight.
- 36:27I know, but hopefully they've recovered and they're still friends.
- 36:30They must be.
- 36:31She's Liz is like best friends with Alicia's sister, and she's known her since she was like born.
- 36:36Yeah, so I'm sure it's five.
- 36:38Yeah, yeah.
- 36:40All right, then we get back home and Liz and Joel and have this like very serious conversation out on the veranda with glasses of champagne.
- 36:50Yep, and they start talking about rula, and of course, because it's Joe, I feel like it's Joelyn's favorite subject.
- 36:59My god, I know.
- 37:00Joelens just picks up her phone, she's like, oh my god.
- 37:03I'm like And there's also more charcuterie again in this there's just champagne and charcuterie like everywhere, everywhere.
- 37:11I told you it's it was three times in this episode at least.
- 37:14Didn't they eat?
- 37:16They didn't have any actual meals today.
- 37:18Besides the yogurt that Alicia said was like the best yogurt she'd ever had in her life.
- 37:22But this is what I like is I would prefer not to have a full meal and just have and just graze all day.
- 37:29That's what I do for holidays.
- 37:31Yeah, like a charcuterie board sounds amazing.
- 37:34I love like just let me eat meat and cheese all day.
- 37:36Graze crackers.
- 37:38I love cheese and crackers, like I can eat cheese and crackers like all day.
- 37:41Same.
- 37:42I had to like distance myself at the graduation party yesterday because I knew I was gonna eat all the cheese and crackers.
- 37:47So like I made sure I did not stand anywhere near it.
- 37:51So um, Liz and Joel and are talking and they're talking about Rula, and Joelyn gets Rula Rula asked for proof.
- 37:59So Joelyn now has proof of video affairs of video, yeah.
- 38:06And they are going over it, and basically it's like time and date stamped and everything.
- 38:14Right.
- 38:15Who like when they're as a polo match, right?
- 38:19I think.
- 38:20Yes.
- 38:21So it's yeah, and Joel and gets it from someone who is like friends with the mistress, and they debate on showing Rula this video.
- 38:32Can I just say though, like, before we talk about what the actual video is, how is this friend who's connected with Rula obtaining this video?
- 38:44It's don't you ask that?
- 38:46Doesn't Liz ask that?
- 38:48I think where did she get it?
- 38:51I don't know.
- 38:52I just it's the content of the video.
- 38:57I'm like, who the fuck took this video?
- 38:59Like, where is this footage from?
- 39:01I it's very weird because isn't it we don't see it, but it's like taken through the doors of like Rula's house, right?
- 39:08Yeah, like someone is there just creeping, or is it well what I was thinking is it was in a I was imagining it, I was picturing it in a doorway for some reason because they said it was like a goodbye hug.
- 39:22So I'm picturing it in a doorway, and so maybe there's a camera there, but then still, like how was the video footage like is the like I totally believe that this is happening?
- 39:35It's just the mistress herself also seems super sketchy because she's like documenting their relationship as it's happening and then sending it around to people, which I find really bizarre.
- 39:48Like, why are you doing that?
- 39:50Like, why are you doing that if you are with maybe she wants Brian to finally like grow up hair and like leave rula?
- 40:00So if she makes it awkward, someone has to do finally like pull the trigger on the really on ending the relationship.
- 40:09It's maybe it's just crazy to me that you would still like it's not like she's trying to pull things after the fact because she took the picture in the car and she was like supposedly in the car like that day or with him that day.
- 40:26It's like if you were with him that day and having relations with him that day, and you still have this relationship with him and you want to be with him, why are you documenting it in the moment?
- 40:37I think it's because she wants Brian Arula to pull the trigger, and so then she gets Brian to herself.
- 40:43That's why I think who wants Brian themselves?
- 40:46Who apparently the mistress.
- 40:48Okay, so can we talk the can we tell okay?
- 40:51So the video, so I don't know what I was expecting.
- 40:55I thought it was gonna be a sex tape.
- 40:57I feel like everybody probably thought that when they first watched it.
- 41:00It's of a very long hug.
- 41:03Yeah, and like a kiss and a kiss, and they're holding on to each other, and one of the girls and he's like grabbing her butt and kissing her, and one of the girls said that obviously it was just after they had sex in Brian and Ruler's house because she's now wearing a bra and her nipples are out.
- 41:21I was like, ew, uh that makes me think it's like not a security camera if you have like that much detail.
- 41:29I but yeah, I mean very weird.
- 41:33But I don't I just pictured it that way because I won't I don't know how else they would get like she like setting her phone up and like I had to picture him hugging her, like it's just if she is doing that, that's also super crazy.
- 41:48But the reason I thought it might be a camera is because it sounded the way that it was described, I was like, Oh, so it was a goodbye hug, and maybe it was like a camera in the doorway or something.
- 41:57I mean, I don't know.
- 41:58I wish we could see the video.
- 42:00I like kind of want to see it, but I kind of don't because he's I know he's just such a weird creeper.
- 42:06Yeah, I mean, the worst part about it, and I think what everybody was super shocked is because she was in his she was in their house.
- 42:15Yeah, so not only is she bed in his car, yeah on Instagram now bed in Rula's house, which is like she comes over to the house icky.
- 42:25That I'm like a hundred percent sure Rula knows like everything, except I was questioning whether she knows if this woman comes over to her house.
- 42:33Probably not, yeah, yeah, probably not.
- 42:36It was like really strange.
- 42:38So they're all debating on if they need to tell Rula, and Liz doesn't want to do it, and they hold on.
- 42:45I loved Alicia's pajamas here, they were pink cheetah print, really cute.
- 42:49Yeah, but they basically task Alicia with being the person that needs to tell her, and she was like, I don't want to do this.
- 42:56I still think that's like you're like the closest.
- 43:00Is she I don't I don't know up till next in the next episode?
- 43:07What was she supposed to do?
- 43:08Go tell Rula and Brian over dinner?
- 43:10Yeah, no, especially because he was acting like such a weirdo, but yeah, I yeah, I thought it like there was no good time to tell her, and also every episode that we've watched so far, I haven't gotten the impression that she's like super, super close with Rula.
- 43:27But she's isn't she the one that calls Rula every time?
- 43:30I don't know.
- 43:31I mean because I thought Liz I thought they all knew Rula through Liz.
- 43:36You might be right.
- 43:36I need to bring up my like relationship map.
- 43:40I think I mean I don't know how I don't know if Alicia became close to her over time, but I'm pretty sure when we first meet Rula, she's out to lunch with Kelsey and Liz, and Liz is the one that like knows her.
- 43:52Oh yeah, that's true.
- 43:54Um so I don't I don't really get why it's Alicia's job to tell her.
- 43:59Also Like Rula, they showed her at the polo match asking Joellen for proof.
- 44:06So if she got video proof, I don't know why Joelin can't just tell her.
- 44:10She asked her for it.
- 44:11I know.
- 44:12And she asked her for it when they were at lunch that day, too.
- 44:15Or like she said she should just like stop trying to have these public discussions about it and just send it to her.
- 44:23Just be like, somebody gave this to me.
- 44:26I just want you to see it.
- 44:27Like, that's what she should do.
- 44:29And just like leave it alone.
- 44:31I know.
- 44:32I don't know.
- 44:33It just seems so messy.
- 44:36Well, I think where she's going wrong is she's trying like super hard to be right.
- 44:40And I just feel like Rula already knows about this.
- 44:43Like, this is something that happened already, and she knows about it.
- 44:46And she probably just doesn't want to talk about it as much in front of everybody as Joel's talking about it.
- 44:52Yeah, she seems like she's a little private compared to the other girls.
- 44:56But then, like, why are you on the housewives?
- 45:00It is very interesting that this affair already took place and like they both agreed to film.
- 45:07Like, why did he agree to be on the show?
- 45:09He must have known that he was gonna look like a big piece of shit on the show.
- 45:13I know, and it's not like they're getting paid a lot.
- 45:15Didn't we figure out that they're only get the girls themselves are only getting twelve hundred dollars an episode?
- 45:20So I'm assuming that Brian's appearance fee is like nothing.
- 45:23Yeah, I mean, I'm now that they've renewed for season two, they're probably getting paid a lot because the show is so popular.
- 45:29Yeah, but yeah, the first season, that's yeah, I think that's what we found out.
- 45:34So, I mean, I have no idea why he is showing his face on camera, to be honest.
- 45:41No, I don't know either.
- 45:43So strange.
- 45:44I mean, I'm glad they are.
- 45:48You're glad they are because we get the drama, but it's still like, I don't know.
- 45:51It's just interesting because it it's not like something that happened like 10 years ago.
- 45:56Like it happened, it's out in public, and it was like semi-recent, so it's like he must have known this was gonna be like a major storyline.
- 46:04Yeah, there's no way they did.
- 46:06Maybe I don't know.
- 46:07I want to know if she starts to show up in more episodes, like more.
- 46:10Like I know she's in the next one, and at some point, do they have a party at her house for something?
- 46:18Yeah, but my theory is the mistress is trying to get on the show.
- 46:22I don't want her on the show.
- 46:24I think she's trying to get on the show.
- 46:27I think she's trying to make connections to the show through Joel and I think she wants to be on the show.
- 46:34I also audition and she didn't get on, and so like she's trying to get Joelen to get on.
- 46:41That would be wild if they brought her on, like OMG.
- 46:45So I sent you okay, so a couple of a couple of articles that I saw.
- 46:54One was that Brian has given the mistress some money from his business or a part of the business.
- 47:03And Joelan also did an interview claiming that he had given her a ring and met her family.
- 47:12What?
- 47:12I miss that.
- 47:14She's I mean, that's what she was saying on a recent interview.
- 47:18So there's and like Ashley was on an interview saying that like a lot of the stuff that they were digging up about the mistress, like we already knew about it because it had already happened.
- 47:32Yeah, that I saw too.
- 47:34She says it's like old news.
- 47:37So that's one piece of information that is just what's going around.
- 47:43Obviously, we don't know facts, but that's what's flying around.
- 47:47And then the other thing about Liz and Dino, and I've seen this in a lot of different articles, and again, this is just claims, but it says Liz McGraw's friend Dino, I don't know how to pronounce his last name, Dino G, is facing life in prison after allegedly getting caught smuggling cocaine into the US.
- 48:08So we knew about the drug claims.
- 48:10We knew about the drug claims, yeah.
- 48:12But I guess I didn't realize it was like life in prison.
- 48:16I didn't realize that he was facing that kind of time.
- 48:19Me neither.
- 48:21I also, so this is another conspiracy theory about Liz.
- 48:25So this is a big take it with a grain of salt.
- 48:30We like Liz.
- 48:31We're just here to report the news.
- 48:33I am team Liz.
- 48:34I am just telling you about a conspiracy theory that I have seen floating around.
- 48:39Yeah.
- 48:39And that one is that the reason why she wants that boat gone is because it was used in Dino's drug smuggling business, and they don't want any ties to Dino, which is why they made this big show of like the sale of the boat and how they covered it in multiple episodes.
- 49:02And it's not just like, oh, she wants more time with the hubby, it's because it was used in Dino's drug smuggling operation, and also why they had 500 phone calls in a month, and then the money is laundered through the dispensary because it's a cash only business.
- 49:24Oh my god.
- 49:25So I know it was kind of like you have to do like a lot of dots, but I was like, it could be, but it's also a super stretch, like super stretch.
- 49:37Yeah, that's really interesting.
- 49:40I mean, on the one hand, Dino does come across as a really sketchy guy to me.
- 49:47On the other hand, Jerry doesn't at all.
- 49:51No.
- 49:52So I'm a little torn.
- 49:54But they were also like, think about it, like they have this giant house on the water, like a giant house.
- 50:01Yeah.
- 50:01And they have a dispensary, and it looks like they make their own product, which is probably really helpful because I'm I bet you they I would assume they distribute to other dispensaries and not just keep it in-house because most dispensaries don't make their own stuff, it's all the same brands.
- 50:15Yeah.
- 50:15But yeah, it's like how do they have this big house if he was just winning all the sport fishing money?
- 50:20And granted, yeah, he was really good, but then you're just gonna take that pay cut.
- 50:24But they probably have investments in other businesses too that they're just not mentioning, but I don't know.
- 50:30Just interesting.
- 50:31It's definitely interesting to around.
- 50:33I mean, we'll eventually hear more about it if this guy does go to trial.
- 50:40So we'll just have to like keep an eye on it because that type of stuff will come up if I know that connection.
- 50:48It is crazy though, like what you were saying.
- 50:49Do they even like background check the people that they bring on to Bravo?
- 50:55Because it's true, it's like they've struck goals with a few housewives.
- 50:59Like Jen Cha was like, she got arrested by the feds on national television.
- 51:04Like my heart was like thumping, and I'm like, it is kind of I mean, do they not look into anything when they interview the girls?
- 51:14Because she's like had that business before she was a housewife.
- 51:19I know.
- 51:20So I don't, it's just it's very, I don't know.
- 51:22Someone made a joke on Reddit that she'd be the next one with a mugshot, and I was like, no.
- 51:27I know, I don't want that to be true.
- 51:29I just I guess I'm biased because like I just don't want it to be true.
- 51:33I definitely think the madam thing is not true.
- 51:36I I just feel like that's like a serious stretch.
- 51:40I think that the Kelsey thing might be a version of true and Liz just like knows about it.
- 51:48I don't think she's a I don't think she's a madam or has ever been a madam.
- 51:53Dino definitely is like sketchy, sketchy guy.
- 51:58Like you just um yeah, so I don't know.
- 52:03I don't know, but I hope that I guess we'll just have to see how everything unfolds.
- 52:08Yeah, but at least we get a season two.
- 52:12I know, I know.
- 52:14Well, guys, that about wraps up this episode, and we've already got episode eight out, so make sure that you listen to that too.
- 52:22Um, and we will be back with some future episodes.
- 52:27Thank you for listening.