Latest / Untraditionally Lala / Thunder Down Under & Lala’s Trip to NYC
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- 0:06Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to the Give Them Wall of podcast?
- 0:10Speaker 1: Is that Heather McDonald's Yeah, it's an honor of me
- 0:12Speaker 1: doing her show last week. I had the best time.
- 0:14Speaker 1: It hit like number four on Like I mean, she's
- 0:17Speaker 1: always in the top ten per podcast. All I do
- 0:20Speaker 1: is promote Heather Talk podcast. This podcast. I'm obsessed. I
- 0:24Speaker 1: know it's funny.
- 0:25Speaker 2: She like really has just mastered her craft.
- 0:29Speaker 1: You know, yeah, she don't give up. Fuck no.
- 0:31Speaker 3: That episode did so well and it makes me want
- 0:35Speaker 3: you to have her on here and have you guys talk.
- 0:38Speaker 1: She needs to be on this podcast.
- 0:40Speaker 3: She hasn't been in a while.
- 0:41Speaker 1: What is that? I know, I'm gonna ask her to
- 0:43Speaker 1: do the podcast. Yeah, and I'm excited. Bravocn I leave tomorrow,
- 0:47Speaker 1: Oh my god, yep, I'm gonna land.
- 0:50Speaker 2: I'm gonna go get dinner with Heather.
- 0:52Speaker 1: Then I am going to get drinks Perry for me,
- 0:56Speaker 1: drinks for the other fam with Josh Flag, Heather McDonald,
- 1:01Speaker 1: Jeff Lewis like the whole gang so fun yeah, MJ. Yeah,
- 1:07Speaker 1: it'll be a whole vibe.
- 1:08Speaker 2: I'm really you guys gonna go.
- 1:09Speaker 1: I actually wouldn't you know. And it's so funny. Because
- 1:12Speaker 1: Jeff was. We did his show last week as well,
- 1:15Speaker 1: and he was like, I'm saying uptown, so we'll come
- 1:18Speaker 1: downtown and then we'll go to And I'm like, what
- 1:20Speaker 1: the fuck are you talking about? I have no idea what.
- 1:23Speaker 1: I've been to New York a billion in one times
- 1:26Speaker 1: and I still have no idea where I am. Yep, no,
- 1:28Speaker 1: me too.
- 1:29Speaker 3: When we were just there and we were staying in Soho,
- 1:31Speaker 3: a friend of ours was like, so, you're staying downtown
- 1:35Speaker 3: and I was like, no, we're staying in Soho and
- 1:37Speaker 3: he's like, same fucking thing.
- 1:39Speaker 1: I don't know. I liked it though, because the the
- 1:43Speaker 1: boy that I saw while I was there, he also
- 1:45Speaker 1: had no idea what was happening and where anything was,
- 1:48Speaker 1: so it made me feel good that we together were like,
- 1:51Speaker 1: I need to send the car you downtown or and Soho.
- 1:53Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know. I think it might
- 1:57Speaker 1: be the same same thing.
- 1:58Speaker 3: Who knows, And there's probably some New Yorkers listening like
- 2:00Speaker 3: it's not the fucking same thing.
- 2:02Speaker 1: It's not even close, So who knows. Whatever, Yeah, okay,
- 2:05Speaker 1: la wee hoo. I'm here in the car. I don't
- 2:09Speaker 1: really care. And then it was like, you want a
- 2:11Speaker 1: black car or an suv. I was like, I don't
- 2:13Speaker 1: give a fuck, Just send the fucking car.
- 2:16Speaker 3: You really don't, You really don't, because I've requested us
- 2:19Speaker 3: black cars and I've requested us minivans, and your attitude
- 2:23Speaker 3: towards both of them is the exact same.
- 2:24Speaker 2: Get in, get me to where I need to be.
- 2:26Speaker 1: It's wheels. I don't care for infusions, all of them. No,
- 2:31Speaker 1: And I'm like, as much as I appreciate you caring
- 2:33Speaker 1: so much, I've noticed that me being single now, I
- 2:38Speaker 1: don't know if it's just like the men that I
- 2:40Speaker 1: talk to, they tend to like get very.
- 2:43Speaker 2: Nervous around me.
- 2:44Speaker 3: Yeah, why do you think that is?
- 2:45Speaker 1: I don't know. Just get the job done, dude.
- 2:48Speaker 3: It's because you're an elevated woman. So they're in my.
- 2:52Speaker 1: Eventally, I'm elevated, for sure.
- 2:54Speaker 3: No, but like in a lot of areas, in most areas,
- 2:58Speaker 3: so I think they're probably elevating. Like, Okay, a lot
- 3:02Speaker 3: of here's the thing, a lot of women, I think
- 3:05Speaker 3: in your position who've worked hard to get where they
- 3:08Speaker 3: are that stuff is important to them. You're gonna send
- 3:11Speaker 3: me a fucking black car or I'm not coming to
- 3:13Speaker 3: your house like all those little things. But once people
- 3:16Speaker 3: get to know you, like you could care less.
- 3:19Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you're right, because yeah, I couldn't care less.
- 3:23Speaker 1: And I asked him for the address, and you would
- 3:25Speaker 1: not send me the address, and I was like why,
- 3:27Speaker 1: he goes, why do you need the address? I go
- 3:29Speaker 1: because if I'm calling a car, I need to know
- 3:31Speaker 1: where to tell them to go.
- 3:32Speaker 4: Right.
- 3:33Speaker 1: What type of bitches are you messing with? Where It's like,
- 3:35Speaker 1: I can't send the address, you may become a stalker.
- 3:37Speaker 1: I was like, I'm just looking. I just want to
- 3:39Speaker 1: know where to tell the driver to go.
- 3:41Speaker 3: That what you think?
- 3:42Speaker 1: And he was like, I would rather call you a car.
- 3:44Speaker 1: I'm like, fine, just do it. Yeah.
- 3:47Speaker 3: Also, I'm gonna see the nine.
- 3:49Speaker 1: I'm gonna come there and I could literally just see
- 3:51Speaker 1: where it drop a pin. By the way, you told
- 3:54Speaker 1: me nine, it's nine thirty. Now I'm getting pissed off.
- 3:57Speaker 3: See in that stuff too. I feel like, you know,
- 4:01Speaker 3: dating scene is different these days. I would be terrible
- 4:04Speaker 3: you that stuff matters to you. They can't tell you
- 4:06Speaker 3: nine and then roll around and be like at ten,
- 4:09Speaker 3: hit you up and be like what's up? Oh no, no, no,
- 4:11Speaker 3: you're in bed already if they tell you nine, right.
- 4:15Speaker 1: I gave him mentally, I made a window. I was like,
- 4:18Speaker 1: he says nine, I'm gonna give until nine thirty. If
- 4:22Speaker 1: he would have told me the car's there and it
- 4:25Speaker 1: was nine thirty two, Yeah, I chose to do something different.
- 4:30Speaker 1: I ain't coming to Brooklyn to let you hit. Yeah
- 4:33Speaker 1: you said nine thirty, you know.
- 4:36Speaker 3: And also that's getting so late for you.
- 4:39Speaker 2: Very late for me, very late.
- 4:42Speaker 1: After that, good good, I was rejuvenated. I didn't even
- 4:46Speaker 1: go to bed.
- 4:47Speaker 2: We never talked about We never talked.
- 4:49Speaker 3: About we have to talk about this, you guys, because
- 4:51Speaker 3: we had a flight go ahead.
- 4:53Speaker 1: The car was picking us up. This is when we
- 4:55Speaker 1: went for the shop. If I pop up in New York, Yes,
- 4:57Speaker 1: in New York, and I've been talking to this dude
- 5:01Speaker 1: for a while, he's an athlete over there. Now nine
- 5:09Speaker 1: thirty the car shows up.
- 5:11Speaker 2: I go to Brooklyn. That's late for me.
- 5:13Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I'm watching First forty eight for about five
- 5:16Speaker 1: hours by now, and I was just like rejuvenated after
- 5:20Speaker 1: and literally the car was picking us up to go
- 5:22Speaker 1: to the airport at five thirty am. Just text me
- 5:25Speaker 1: at like five point fifteen, saying that she'll be to
- 5:30Speaker 1: my room soon. I was like, to help me pack.
- 5:32Speaker 1: I was like, bitch, I'm packed.
- 5:35Speaker 3: Here's what it was. I text her at five point
- 5:37Speaker 3: fifteen and I say like, yeah, maybe something like hey,
- 5:40Speaker 3: reminder cars coming at five thirty. I'll be to your
- 5:43Speaker 3: room in a few minutes. And Lala was like, yeah,
- 5:45Speaker 3: I'm packed. Me thinking, oh, she must have gotten up
- 5:48Speaker 3: at the same time I did, which, because by the way,
- 5:51Speaker 3: it was Saturday night. Laala went to her dick appointment
- 5:55Speaker 3: and I went to the SNL premiere of this So.
- 6:00Speaker 1: I wanted you told me I was and it was
- 6:02Speaker 1: the choice. Yes, the SNL whatever. Granted it was great.
- 6:07Speaker 3: I think that from what I heard after, you made
- 6:11Speaker 3: the right choice. I had the greatest time at the premiere,
- 6:14Speaker 3: but sounded like you had a blast. So but I'm
- 6:18Speaker 3: feeling all high and mighty because I'm like, oh, I
- 6:21Speaker 3: was up until eleven thirty. Like I'm gonna tell Lala,
- 6:24Speaker 3: I'm so tired. She's probably gonna be so surprised, like
- 6:27Speaker 3: I'm getting up early. I show up, roll my suitcase
- 6:30Speaker 3: Talala's room, knock on the door. She opens all bright
- 6:33Speaker 3: eyed and bushy tails, I'm like, oh, good morning, and
- 6:36Speaker 3: she goes, I haven't been to bed yet.
- 6:38Speaker 1: I was like, what, No, Like feeling myself, I said,
- 6:42Speaker 1: what time did you go to bed? She's like, oh,
- 6:44Speaker 1: I haven't been to sleep yet.
- 6:45Speaker 3: And I then I'm just like, you know, me, feeling like,
- 6:48Speaker 3: oh I only got a few hours asleep. What am
- 6:49Speaker 3: I twenty?
- 6:50Speaker 1: I really tried to not get the D all right, Yeah,
- 6:53Speaker 1: I knew. I told myself, you're not hitting it this time.
- 6:57Speaker 1: You're gonna be back in New York for Bravo Con.
- 6:58Speaker 1: That's when you can do it. But then he started
- 7:00Speaker 1: doing something with my ear and I was like, fuck it,
- 7:04Speaker 1: fucking fucking I don't care.
- 7:08Speaker 3: No, it sounded like you'd have blast, didn't she.
- 7:10Speaker 1: I was shocked. He was all hot and tall and shit,
- 7:14Speaker 1: oh I know, and you looked incredible.
- 7:18Speaker 3: You were glowing. That's why I was like, oh my god,
- 7:19Speaker 3: she must have gotten a full night's sleep.
- 7:21Speaker 1: No, that's what happens. Just I know that is a
- 7:23Speaker 1: real thing. When you get the D, you glow after,
- 7:27Speaker 1: you know, that's a real Yeah. Amber told me okay
- 7:32Speaker 1: that when she had sexy time with her fiance for
- 7:38Speaker 1: the first when they first started dating, she had had
- 7:40Speaker 1: a boob job. I really hope she'd be so okay
- 7:42Speaker 1: with you telling this story, but she said, because I
- 7:46Speaker 1: told her my skin like after I finally went to
- 7:49Speaker 1: bang Town, my face looked different, like my skin was glowing.
- 7:53Speaker 1: And she said her she had a boob job and
- 7:56Speaker 1: her boobs were like rock hard, and after she had
- 7:59Speaker 1: sex with her partner for the first time, her boobs
- 8:03Speaker 1: released got soft. Stop. Yep.
- 8:06Speaker 3: See, that makes me wonder there's got to be some
- 8:08Speaker 3: sort of science behind it, like the hormones or like
- 8:11Speaker 3: the even like the endorphins. Something about sex. It's like
- 8:15Speaker 3: it lightens a person. Yeah, but you can I have
- 8:17Speaker 3: sensual good sex. Yeh sensual good sexy. It does lighten
- 8:21Speaker 3: a person. But you told me because I felt like
- 8:24Speaker 3: I was doing really well. I was like, I got
- 8:25Speaker 3: four on the roster right now, and that seems like
- 8:27Speaker 3: a lot. And you were like, you gotta have at least.
- 8:29Speaker 1: Eight, eight, which, by the way, that's more. That is
- 8:34Speaker 1: more men than days in a week. That is seven
- 8:37Speaker 1: jess one hear me out a new one for every night,
- 8:40Speaker 1: Like I wouldn't even do that, but I'm just saying
- 8:42Speaker 1: eight is a lot.
- 8:43Speaker 3: Well, it's okay. So first off, I lived by that
- 8:45Speaker 3: for a couple of years, so there's that. But the eight,
- 8:48Speaker 3: when I say eight as a single woman, that is,
- 8:51Speaker 3: you guys have been with Kyle for six years, so
- 8:53Speaker 3: this is in my twenties. But as when I say
- 8:56Speaker 3: eight men on the roster when you're a single woman,
- 8:58Speaker 3: I think that, well, well, to me, that means because
- 9:01Speaker 3: I always had two to three that were just communicators.
- 9:05Speaker 3: They weren't necessarily oh, just texting buddy texting buddies, but
- 9:08Speaker 3: they weren't in the friend zone because we would and
- 9:10Speaker 3: I know you hate this, but like maybe sex or
- 9:13Speaker 3: like talking like horny text or we talk on the
- 9:15Speaker 3: phone or FaceTime, or like I would be like, hey,
- 9:20Speaker 3: I'm drunk, are you sober? Come pick me up, and
- 9:22Speaker 3: we'd be flirty. We love those like I think I
- 9:24Speaker 3: made out with one of them, but like those three
- 9:26Speaker 3: guys were mainly just texters.
- 9:28Speaker 1: And like, so you're saying eight, but not in this
- 9:32Speaker 1: sexual rotation eight dudes. That one is one, two, three
- 9:36Speaker 1: or four. Like, hey, I'm feeling myself right now, I'm drunk.
- 9:41Speaker 3: Yeah you can just like they're there, yes, and like
- 9:43Speaker 3: I'd be like I would wear like a top with
- 9:46Speaker 3: side boot and send a picture and how's this look?
- 9:48Speaker 3: And he would just like, you know, one of them
- 9:50Speaker 3: would just like light me up and be like, oh
- 9:52Speaker 3: my god, you're so hot. We never hooked up though, okay.
- 9:54Speaker 3: Or I'd be pissed at one of the guys and
- 9:56Speaker 3: I'd call them and I'd be like this guy literally
- 9:58Speaker 3: just hooked up with last night, and like we would
- 10:01Speaker 3: vent and he would be like, yeah, this girl, and
- 10:03Speaker 3: like it was more than a friendship. And this was
- 10:06Speaker 3: like with three of them, but we never fully hooked up.
- 10:10Speaker 3: So those are like on your roster and like maybe
- 10:14Speaker 3: it's always like sexual tension, but you never fully go there.
- 10:17Speaker 3: It's fun to have that with some. But then I
- 10:20Speaker 3: was like four to five guys because it made it
- 10:22Speaker 3: so that like none of us were like we weren't
- 10:28Speaker 3: what's the word, Like we didn't expect the four to
- 10:30Speaker 3: five guys, We didn't expect anything from each other. I
- 10:33Speaker 3: would go like a couple months without talking to one
- 10:35Speaker 3: of them, okay, and then but they were I knew
- 10:38Speaker 3: I was in my like single not eraw.
- 10:41Speaker 1: Then I was in my single.
- 10:42Speaker 3: Phase, like my hoe ish phase, and I just like
- 10:46Speaker 3: guys would disappoint me. So I'm like, well, if this
- 10:48Speaker 3: guy doesn't respond, guy, yes, I'm feeling myself. And it's
- 10:53Speaker 3: like seven pm and I text this one guy and
- 10:55Speaker 3: he doesn't respond within thirty minutes. Well guess what.
- 10:58Speaker 4: Moving on?
- 10:58Speaker 1: Moving on totally.
- 11:00Speaker 3: How do you feel about that?
- 11:01Speaker 2: I feel great about it.
- 11:02Speaker 1: I think that that makes way more sense because I
- 11:05Speaker 1: was like eight dudes on the hit it roster. It
- 11:07Speaker 1: seems like a lot. You know, you got a book
- 11:09Speaker 1: two in one day.
- 11:10Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, per week because you were thinking of it
- 11:14Speaker 3: per week. There's some you don't go, you go a
- 11:16Speaker 3: couple months.
- 11:16Speaker 1: Yeah, But there's also there's a roster. And I think
- 11:20Speaker 1: this is for all chicks. Roster for like, these are
- 11:24Speaker 1: the dudes. You keep them at arms length, you don't
- 11:27Speaker 1: let them in. You keep your guard up that way
- 11:29Speaker 1: because what happens. And I learned this, which I think
- 11:33Speaker 1: is just like a known fact. But I remember in
- 11:35Speaker 1: psychology when I went to community college, they showed the brain, right,
- 11:41Speaker 1: yeah that was hooked up when two people were having sex.
- 11:44Speaker 2: The female brain was.
- 11:46Speaker 1: All emotion like lit the fuck up? Okay. The male
- 11:51Speaker 1: brain was all about the pleasure, like oh okay, you
- 11:55Speaker 1: know so for me, for me in order for me
- 11:59Speaker 1: to not get attached, because I'm a woman and I'm
- 12:02Speaker 1: not going to sit here and be like no, I
- 12:03Speaker 1: think like a man, I don't get attached. I can
- 12:06Speaker 1: very well get attached, right if I don't keep the
- 12:08Speaker 1: guard up. Right, if I let the guard down and
- 12:11Speaker 1: then we sleep together, slippery slope, I don't want it right.
- 12:15Speaker 3: So that's interesting, and I think, yeah, I think that's
- 12:20Speaker 3: because that's another thing that's good to mention. Not a
- 12:25Speaker 3: single guy on my roster when I was single, I
- 12:27Speaker 3: would have dated a couple of them had said like,
- 12:29Speaker 3: I want to be your boyfriend, and I would like
- 12:31Speaker 3: laugh and be like, no, you don't. But like, for instance,
- 12:34Speaker 3: when I met Kyle, I knew after our first date
- 12:39Speaker 3: and the fact that like he took me out on
- 12:40Speaker 3: an actual date, I knew. Okay, I either at this moment,
- 12:44Speaker 3: I choose to date this guy and drop everyone off
- 12:47Speaker 3: my roster, or I let him know ahead of time.
- 12:50Speaker 1: There's just certain people for you. Is Kyle like, looking
- 12:54Speaker 1: back when you first met him, was he the type
- 12:56Speaker 1: of dude physically that you were normally attracted to?
- 12:59Speaker 3: Yeah? But it's funny because and I hate fucking saying this,
- 13:03Speaker 3: and all my girlfriends are like, that's so cliche. Kyle
- 13:06Speaker 3: was like the first guy in a long line of
- 13:09Speaker 3: not a long line, but that out of guys I
- 13:11Speaker 3: had dated or hooked up with, that I was like
- 13:13Speaker 3: the most physically attracted to. Really Yeah, And I was like, Okay,
- 13:17Speaker 3: A lot of the other guys were like funny, or
- 13:19Speaker 3: they were like country music singers, or they were like Tennessee. Yes,
- 13:24Speaker 3: I was in Tennessee. Or they were like producers, and
- 13:27Speaker 3: I was like more attracted to and I'm not really
- 13:30Speaker 3: a shamed to say it their personality and what they
- 13:32Speaker 3: did rather than like the way they looked as much.
- 13:35Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's I think that's just a young brain. Yeah.
- 13:37Speaker 3: I was like, oh, that's so hot. They have a
- 13:39Speaker 3: number one song.
- 13:40Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I thought that. It's like when I was
- 13:42Speaker 1: in when I was young, I was like, but he's
- 13:44Speaker 1: like the star player for us. Yes, is gonna get drafted.
- 13:49Speaker 1: It's the idea of the idea of the person.
- 13:52Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 13:52Speaker 1: And then you grow up and you're like, you know what,
- 13:55Speaker 1: I'm going to like change this way of thinking because
- 13:58Speaker 1: it's not you Just you grow up and you realize
- 14:01Speaker 1: a life partner what you want in that person, and
- 14:04Speaker 1: sometimes what you think you want it doesn't turn out
- 14:07Speaker 1: the way you thought it would. Yeah, Like, at this
- 14:09Speaker 1: point in time, you have to challenge me mentally. I
- 14:13Speaker 1: don't want to sit here and only talk about what
- 14:16Speaker 1: we did during the day for our jobs, because your
- 14:19Speaker 1: job is not who you are.
- 14:21Speaker 3: Yeah right, Yeah, no exactly, And that's so important and
- 14:24Speaker 3: our physical features top for you at this point?
- 14:28Speaker 1: Or is it? Like if I'm not physically attracted to
- 14:30Speaker 1: you and if I can't keep my hands off of you,
- 14:34Speaker 1: that is what I want. Yeah, so I want that.
- 14:37Speaker 1: That is very important to me. Like it's got to
- 14:41Speaker 1: be like, oh my gosh, we're at dinner and I
- 14:43Speaker 1: need to be on top of you right right along
- 14:47Speaker 1: with all the other stuff, along with all the other stuff. Yeah,
- 14:50Speaker 1: So when someone tells you you can't have it all,
- 14:54Speaker 1: you have to compromise. No, you don't, No, you don't,
- 14:57Speaker 1: because because I would rather be alone.
- 15:01Speaker 3: And that's what I said before, right literally right before
- 15:03Speaker 3: I met Kyle, I was like, I'm going to live
- 15:05Speaker 3: the single life. I'm gonna get a sperm donor I'm
- 15:09Speaker 3: going to be the most badass single mom. Like you've
- 15:12Speaker 3: ever met. I had this whole plan, like I was
- 15:15Speaker 3: like ready, and then I met Kyle and I was like, oh,
- 15:17Speaker 3: this is a guy you like settled down with. I
- 15:19Speaker 3: didn't meet him and go, oh, adam, he's hot and
- 15:22Speaker 3: he's at the time, he's like a producer and he
- 15:25Speaker 3: was a he was doing fitness on the side, and
- 15:27Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, everything I want. He's hot,
- 15:29Speaker 3: he's driven. Let's add him to the roster. That's when
- 15:32Speaker 3: I was like, oh no, no, this is a different connection.
- 15:34Speaker 1: I either so there's two.
- 15:35Speaker 3: Legs, yes, leave this guy alone, yep, or drop my
- 15:39Speaker 3: guys from the roster and like just do that.
- 15:41Speaker 1: By the way, Yeah, there's the two rosters. The one
- 15:43Speaker 1: you you smash and then the ones that are like okay,
- 15:46Speaker 1: I like you. Yeah, but those dudes can never go
- 15:49Speaker 1: over to the other.
- 15:49Speaker 2: No, no, no, no go.
- 15:52Speaker 1: If it starts getting too much, you cut him off.
- 15:54Speaker 3: If if I had added Kyle to my roster and
- 15:56Speaker 3: I was like not going to date this guy emotionally,
- 15:58Speaker 3: I would have been a wreck. My heart would have
- 16:00Speaker 3: been in it. But if I didn't let myself like
- 16:02Speaker 3: date him like I want to be single, I would
- 16:04Speaker 3: have been fucked up. I would have been like and
- 16:06Speaker 3: I would have fucked with him, because he wasn't very
- 16:08Speaker 3: like like like that guy. No, he was very He's
- 16:11Speaker 3: very monogamous and has relationship had just got Kyle, he
- 16:14Speaker 3: did you marry? Yeah, he had just gotten out of
- 16:16Speaker 3: like a four year relationship, So that would have been Honestly,
- 16:19Speaker 3: at that point, if I said to Kyle, I just
- 16:22Speaker 3: want to hook up, he would have most likely said, oh, yeah, no,
- 16:25Speaker 3: I'm not into that. Buy like. He would have been
- 16:27Speaker 3: like moving on.
- 16:28Speaker 1: You know what, though, I was nervous at first, you
- 16:31Speaker 1: know this, to start having sex again, because number one,
- 16:34Speaker 1: I'm sober now and I've never done that before. And
- 16:40Speaker 1: I started getting nervous because I had only been with
- 16:43Speaker 1: the hot, the very hot and very available emotionally, physically
- 16:48Speaker 1: all of it.
- 16:49Speaker 3: He's staying first.
- 16:50Speaker 1: He's staying the very first dude that you'll see on
- 16:52Speaker 1: vander Pump. So I'm with this dude. I'm like, I'm
- 16:56Speaker 1: not sleeping with him because I'm nervous. And then the
- 16:58Speaker 1: ear thing starts happening and I was ready. Can I
- 17:01Speaker 1: tell you in that moment, I was like, I still
- 17:03Speaker 1: fucking got this.
- 17:04Speaker 3: Yeah, wait, you meant like you were ready to.
- 17:06Speaker 1: Go, Oh my god, why the hand stands?
- 17:09Speaker 2: Where do you want me to hang from?
- 17:11Speaker 1: I was in it, like, I'm back, you know, I'm
- 17:14Speaker 1: not afraid. What do you want to do right? What
- 17:17Speaker 1: do you want to do right?
- 17:19Speaker 3: Okay, let's say this. Let's just say hypothetically you're back
- 17:23Speaker 3: in New York. Yeah, hypothetically for Bravo Cohn hypothetically, and
- 17:28Speaker 3: you guys meet up.
- 17:29Speaker 2: I'm smashing. Oh that's what.
- 17:32Speaker 3: But are you nervous again? Or you're like no, I'm great.
- 17:34Speaker 2: I'll probably get nervous right before.
- 17:36Speaker 3: Oh my god.
- 17:36Speaker 1: That's cute though, because I don't have anything to calm
- 17:39Speaker 1: my nerves right, you know, so I can get in
- 17:41Speaker 1: my head and be like, what if it's different than.
- 17:43Speaker 2: The last time?
- 17:44Speaker 1: I hope it is? You know why we won't talk
- 17:48Speaker 1: about it? Poor poor guy.
- 17:50Speaker 3: She had fun, though she left feeling like a bad bitch.
- 17:52Speaker 1: I can tell you that. Yes, I'm so hyped on
- 17:56Speaker 1: today because we have I sat next to this guy
- 17:59Speaker 1: as she his wedding Kurt. He's a thunder down under man,
- 18:03Speaker 1: which means he does thunder down under in Vegas. Yes,
- 18:07Speaker 1: because I'm like, what do you call them like? Chippendale's.
- 18:09Speaker 1: You call them chipp'd Chippendales, yeh, I call these hot
- 18:12Speaker 1: men thunder Down under Men. We have Kurt and Alex
- 18:17Speaker 1: and I'm so excited because I'm so horny all the time.
- 18:20Speaker 1: Now I don't get it, but I am. And I'm
- 18:25Speaker 1: hyped because they flew in from Vegas to do the
- 18:28Speaker 1: podcast and they said that we could give tickets away,
- 18:31Speaker 1: and you know that I love to give shit away.
- 18:34Speaker 1: So this is what's happening to you, guys.
- 18:36Speaker 2: You're welcome.
- 18:38Speaker 1: We have two sets of tickets that are three right,
- 18:43Speaker 1: yep okay, so in total we're giving away six tickets
- 18:47Speaker 1: and this is how you win them. You're gonna follow
- 18:50Speaker 1: the thunder down Under page.
- 18:52Speaker 2: Their tag is or not tag what is it?
- 18:54Speaker 3: Their handle?
- 18:55Speaker 1: Their handle is at thunder Vegas. You also need to
- 18:59Speaker 1: follow the give Them Lalla podcast at Give Them Lalla
- 19:02Speaker 1: podcast on the give Them Walla podcast page. I'm going
- 19:07Speaker 1: to post a photo of myself and Kurt and Alex
- 19:10Speaker 1: the thunder Down under Men. You're going to comment on
- 19:13Speaker 1: that photo and you're gonna tag the two people that
- 19:17Speaker 1: you would take with you to thunder down Under in Vegas.
- 19:21Speaker 3: Yes, right, yes, do you love it, Oh my god,
- 19:25Speaker 3: because this is so fun. Whoever wins these, it'll be
- 19:29Speaker 3: you and two friends. Two sets of three are going
- 19:32Speaker 3: to be able to like DMUs the photos and probably
- 19:35Speaker 3: get some I'm not gonna promise anything but special treatment.
- 19:38Speaker 1: Like oh. Also, if if you guys are going on
- 19:42Speaker 1: a time that I don't have my kid, like I'm coming,
- 19:45Speaker 1: you have to right, all right, So that's what you
- 19:49Speaker 1: guys do. Again, follow at thunder Vegas, then follow at
- 19:54Speaker 1: Give Them Lalla podcast. Then on the Give Them Walla
- 19:59Speaker 1: Podcast page, tag your two people that you would take
- 20:03Speaker 1: in the comments section of the photo. That's me, Kurt
- 20:06Speaker 1: and Alex. And then Jess is going to DM you
- 20:10Speaker 1: guys on Friday, October fourteenth to let you know if
- 20:12Speaker 1: you're the winner. Also, just look at the schedule of
- 20:16Speaker 1: what right, Yeah, look at the schedule when can you go?
- 20:19Speaker 1: And honestly, if it's a weekend or weekday that I
- 20:22Speaker 1: don't have my kid and I don't have to work
- 20:24Speaker 1: and I can book out, then I'm coming.
- 20:27Speaker 3: And I think I'm pretty sure what you'll hear on
- 20:28Speaker 3: the podcast. They do a bunch of shows a week.
- 20:31Speaker 3: They do a lot.
- 20:32Speaker 1: I only do one, No, they said, you'll hear this
- 20:35Speaker 1: because I've already interviewed them. There was one time that
- 20:39Speaker 1: they did like three shows in one night or so.
- 20:40Speaker 3: Yeah, so you don't have to pick a specific show
- 20:43Speaker 3: if you win. It's a lot of thrust in one night,
- 20:45Speaker 3: a lot of thrusting, some ass, lots of ass. I
- 20:49Speaker 3: won't give anything else away.
- 20:51Speaker 1: And this is very exciting. It's very exciting. I can't
- 20:53Speaker 1: wait to have them on. All Right, you guys, So
- 20:55Speaker 1: when we come back, I have Kurt and Alex from
- 20:57Speaker 1: Thunder down Under. All I want to do is say
- 21:04Speaker 1: croiky because I have Alex and Kurt from Thunder down Under.
- 21:09Speaker 1: I'm so excited for this.
- 21:11Speaker 3: This is so exciting. I don't know anything about the show.
- 21:14Speaker 3: I almost googled it and then I was like no,
- 21:15Speaker 3: because I bet some listeners who don't know anything have
- 21:18Speaker 3: the same question.
- 21:19Speaker 1: I'm sure everybody knows about Thunder down Under except for
- 21:22Speaker 1: you and me, Jess. But by the way, you tour
- 21:24Speaker 1: the hottest people I've had on the podcast so far.
- 21:27Speaker 5: I was talking about Alex just bumped that.
- 21:29Speaker 1: So good for you guys. All right, Alex, how long
- 21:32Speaker 1: have you been doing Thunder down Under?
- 21:34Speaker 4: My thunder down Under Carea is about four years at this.
- 21:37Speaker 1: Four years, yeah, which is kind of like.
- 21:40Speaker 4: Medium, not the new guy anymore, but there's definitely some
- 21:42Speaker 4: more seen you guys above.
- 21:44Speaker 1: Me, Like how many years have some of these senior
- 21:47Speaker 1: guys been in again?
- 21:48Speaker 4: See guys, one guy's actually returned to us. He's been
- 21:50Speaker 4: there for like twenty plus years. No, yeah, it's a
- 21:53Speaker 4: real career.
- 21:53Speaker 1: Hold on his body can't be banging like it used
- 21:56Speaker 1: to be.
- 21:56Speaker 4: He's pretty, He's pretty really Yeah. He's actually the one
- 22:01Speaker 4: guy who'll do flips on stage every night. He's into
- 22:05Speaker 4: his forties now, So kudo's Dave Dad?
- 22:09Speaker 2: And how old are you?
- 22:11Speaker 4: I'm about to turn thirty one?
- 22:12Speaker 1: Oh you're still a baby, Kurt. How long have you
- 22:15Speaker 1: been thundering down under?
- 22:16Speaker 5: Seven years?
- 22:17Speaker 1: Seven years is that considered like still? I mean compared
- 22:20Speaker 1: to twenty years by David?
- 22:21Speaker 5: Seven's like medium?
- 22:24Speaker 1: And how many dudes are there?
- 22:26Speaker 5: All up?
- 22:26Speaker 6: We've got the moment like fifteen. We had just over
- 22:29Speaker 6: twenty before COVID because we had like a Vegas troop
- 22:32Speaker 6: and two touring teams, and then COVID kind of threw
- 22:36Speaker 6: a spanner into the works where we left and went
- 22:39Speaker 6: home and stuff like that, and we're kind of trickling back.
- 22:42Speaker 5: So we have our Vegas crew and then a touring team.
- 22:46Speaker 4: We're in a rebuilding phase. We were down to like
- 22:48Speaker 4: seven guys coming out of lockdowns and now yeah, getting problems.
- 22:52Speaker 6: Yeah, the problem was was they said, you know, it
- 22:54Speaker 6: was two weeks to flatten the curve, so they sent
- 22:57Speaker 6: like a bunch of guys home for two weeks and
- 22:59Speaker 6: that turned into two years because they didn't.
- 23:01Speaker 1: Leave right right.
- 23:03Speaker 5: Australia.
- 23:04Speaker 1: Wait, so most of the people are from Australia that
- 23:06Speaker 1: are is that like a pre wreck you have to be.
- 23:12Speaker 4: Always says it's false advertising. If not, so that's the
- 23:16Speaker 4: that's the kigga. If we went Australian would be false advertising.
- 23:20Speaker 4: Legal problems.
- 23:21Speaker 1: Well, are you really giving thunder down Under? Because if
- 23:23Speaker 1: you're not, that's also false advertising.
- 23:25Speaker 3: We supply I didn't even think of that thundered down Under.
- 23:30Speaker 3: It's like Malta. I didn't think of that. So you're
- 23:33Speaker 3: from Australia, but you live in Vegas, all of you, well,
- 23:37Speaker 3: the touring people obviously.
- 23:39Speaker 1: Yeah, No, Mead's company and everybody performed, Like how many
- 23:45Speaker 1: shows at night do you do.
- 23:47Speaker 4: At the moment. We're on a twelve show schedule, so
- 23:49Speaker 4: that's twelve shows and six nights, which leads us doing
- 23:52Speaker 4: three triples on Friday, Saturdays.
- 23:55Speaker 6: No, two on Thursdays, two on Sundays, and then one
- 23:58Speaker 6: on Monday and Wednesday.
- 24:00Speaker 1: And it's everybody on stage. So if there's fifteen of
- 24:03Speaker 1: you guys, everybody is on stage.
- 24:05Speaker 6: No, because the touring guys are out as well, so
- 24:07Speaker 6: it's like eight of us in Vegas and then the
- 24:09Speaker 6: rest of the guys on the road.
- 24:10Speaker 1: Damn, y'all are killing it well. Thunder down Under has
- 24:12Speaker 1: been around for a very long time.
- 24:14Speaker 6: Yeah, so we've been on the strip twenty one years
- 24:16Speaker 6: and we just actually received the key to the city.
- 24:19Speaker 3: You know, really that's huge.
- 24:21Speaker 4: Congrat Yeah, so it turns out it's not a real key.
- 24:24Speaker 5: Kind of just bummed that's a clock, but still cool.
- 24:28Speaker 1: I've always wondered, like when someone gets a key to
- 24:30Speaker 1: the city, I'm like, where is the city and where
- 24:31Speaker 1: does the key goal?
- 24:33Speaker 5: Right?
- 24:34Speaker 4: Where do my key?
- 24:35Speaker 3: Does it actually work? Indoors?
- 24:37Speaker 6: No?
- 24:37Speaker 3: Do you? Since I didn't google the show, I'm going
- 24:40Speaker 3: to tell you what I think it is and then
- 24:42Speaker 3: tell me if I'm correct. I think it's like a
- 24:44Speaker 3: guy like what's that magic mic vibe? So like all
- 24:49Speaker 3: these guys from Australia, they're dancing, they're taking off their clothes,
- 24:53Speaker 3: but not fully. There's no like pretty close.
- 24:57Speaker 6: It's like fully choreographed product show. Like it's not like
- 25:01Speaker 6: a strip club vibe or it's like sleazy, like it's
- 25:03Speaker 6: all choreographed and you know it's pretty it's pretty crazy.
- 25:08Speaker 4: It's not like a dollar builds in the air here,
- 25:10Speaker 4: come right up on me.
- 25:11Speaker 1: Okay, So what would be the difference between a Chippendale
- 25:15Speaker 1: and a thunder Down under Man?
- 25:17Speaker 4: The accents?
- 25:18Speaker 3: The accents, that's it.
- 25:21Speaker 6: Yeah, So like the way I always describe it as
- 25:24Speaker 6: if you know, like Magic Mike they have a show
- 25:25Speaker 6: in Vegas. Yes, so you go to Magic Mike to
- 25:28Speaker 6: get made love to, but you come to thunder to
- 25:31Speaker 6: get fucked.
- 25:31Speaker 3: Oh.
- 25:32Speaker 1: I like that.
- 25:33Speaker 6: It's a little bit more roar and like we're not
- 25:36Speaker 6: trained dances, none of us are.
- 25:38Speaker 4: So like guys used to be pets or a lot
- 25:41Speaker 4: of Tilders as a DJ, like everything's different and then yeah,
- 25:46Speaker 4: we just get.
- 25:47Speaker 5: Taught kind of the show when we get to Vegas.
- 25:49Speaker 3: So do some of you not have rhythm and that's okay?
- 25:52Speaker 3: Or does everyone kind of have rhythm and you can
- 25:53Speaker 3: get in no levels?
- 25:56Speaker 1: If you're telling me that there's thunder down under it,
- 25:59Speaker 1: you be able to move the dick right? All right?
- 26:03Speaker 3: We can all Yeah, you can and fully choreographed. That
- 26:07Speaker 3: takes a lot of work. Do you how long does
- 26:09Speaker 3: it usually take to choreograph a whole show?
- 26:13Speaker 5: It takes like between six to eight weeks to learn.
- 26:15Speaker 3: The whole show wild, yeah, because it's.
- 26:17Speaker 5: Like seventy five minutes of.
- 26:19Speaker 4: Full dancing longer for some It took me like four
- 26:21Speaker 4: or five months.
- 26:22Speaker 1: Really did it?
- 26:23Speaker 4: Okay? Yeah? Music? When I came in, Yeah, I was
- 26:26Speaker 4: like completely fresh, like cut has DJing experience, you know,
- 26:29Speaker 4: it's like music and rhythms whatever. I was like, no,
- 26:31Speaker 4: you know, it took me about four weeks.
- 26:33Speaker 1: Really.
- 26:34Speaker 3: Do you have one choreographer or yeah?
- 26:37Speaker 4: One main one, main one.
- 26:38Speaker 6: So his name is Darryl he is, Yeah, he's in.
- 26:42Speaker 6: He's like a dance for Twain and Aerosmith.
- 26:45Speaker 3: Oh sh did he have a DVD called Darryl's Dance Moves?
- 26:48Speaker 3: He may have dvd it had any choreographed forse Google
- 26:55Speaker 3: that ship right now, show them a picture and tell
- 26:56Speaker 3: me if it's the same guy.
- 26:58Speaker 4: He's like a shredded Filipino guy.
- 27:00Speaker 1: Hold on, wait, what is it called Darryl's dance Moves?
- 27:03Speaker 3: And me and my brother Stemen, we were like eight
- 27:05Speaker 3: and nine, would do the dances Darryl's.
- 27:09Speaker 1: Dan What is so basically all you have to do
- 27:12Speaker 1: if you want to be what do they call you?
- 27:14Speaker 5: Guys?
- 27:15Speaker 1: I just call you a thunder down under man.
- 27:17Speaker 4: I like that. We go with performer, we go with entertainer.
- 27:21Speaker 1: If you want to be an entertainer for thunder down
- 27:24Speaker 1: Under you basically like what is the process? How did
- 27:26Speaker 1: you become one?
- 27:27Speaker 6: So it's like it's actually pretty cool because so our
- 27:30Speaker 6: bosses are located on the Gold Coast, Australia, which is
- 27:32Speaker 6: where I'm from, Okay, And so I knew them like
- 27:35Speaker 6: years and years ago through DJing because they run like
- 27:37Speaker 6: festivals and stuff that have a promotional company and party people. Yeah,
- 27:41Speaker 6: and so it was like twenty eleven and the big
- 27:45Speaker 6: owner hit me up. He's like, hey, do you have
- 27:47Speaker 6: any friends that are like, you know, Big and Jack
- 27:49Speaker 6: that want to join the show.
- 27:50Speaker 5: Was like, I do, I actually do have a friend.
- 27:52Speaker 6: And then he got in and then he did well,
- 27:55Speaker 6: so he was like, do you have another friend? I
- 27:56Speaker 6: was like, yeah, I do, so I like got like
- 27:58Speaker 6: three guys and then he was like, do you want
- 28:00Speaker 6: to come over?
- 28:01Speaker 5: And I was like, yeah, sure, let's do it.
- 28:03Speaker 4: Let's move to Vegas all my friends.
- 28:04Speaker 6: And then I got there, and then every time we
- 28:06Speaker 6: need someone, they were just like, do you guys know
- 28:08Speaker 6: any friends I want to join? So I've got like,
- 28:11Speaker 6: I think, like ten guys in the show, like one
- 28:13Speaker 6: of the guys I went to high school with, like
- 28:15Speaker 6: real friends from back home. So it's like, it's super
- 28:17Speaker 6: cool because backstage it's just you're hanging out with all
- 28:19Speaker 6: your mates from home.
- 28:20Speaker 1: Hold up, so you're telling me that there's fifteen people
- 28:22Speaker 1: right now, ten of which you recruited.
- 28:24Speaker 4: Yeah, low key. I think Kurt's getting commissioned very brings lokey.
- 28:30Speaker 3: But I'm did you ever invite Brock?
- 28:32Speaker 6: Oh my god, I was thinking, so I was like
- 28:35Speaker 6: getting brock by him now because me and him were
- 28:38Speaker 6: like selling party crawl tickets on the strip when I
- 28:40Speaker 6: very first moved to Vegas, Like yeah, and so we
- 28:44Speaker 6: I already knew like a bunch of guys in the show.
- 28:45Speaker 6: So we were going and like seeing them, and I
- 28:47Speaker 6: joined and then my boss is like, who's this guy, Like,
- 28:49Speaker 6: let's get him innute. He was like on the cusp
- 28:51Speaker 6: of joining and then that's when he started his gym
- 28:54Speaker 6: stuff and he's like, I got to do that down.
- 28:56Speaker 5: To San Diego.
- 28:56Speaker 1: So okay. So this is how I met Kurt was
- 28:59Speaker 1: because we sat next to each other at Brock and
- 29:02Speaker 1: Sheena's wedding.
- 29:04Speaker 3: Amazing, So how long have you been friends with Brock?
- 29:06Speaker 5: Then a while fifteen years?
- 29:08Speaker 1: WHOA, I cannot believe that Brock was on the cut. Yeah,
- 29:15Speaker 1: my friend was married a thunder down under man.
- 29:18Speaker 3: He's a chance guy though, right like he dances.
- 29:23Speaker 1: This is how I remember I'm super high.
- 29:25Speaker 6: We were doing like promo work back in Australia and
- 29:28Speaker 6: we were doing like a fashion show like where they
- 29:31Speaker 6: just get like I'm not a model or anything, but
- 29:32Speaker 6: like they get like promo guys just to walk.
- 29:34Speaker 5: Yeah that walk thing.
- 29:36Speaker 6: And like I used to be like super super skinny,
- 29:38Speaker 6: and I was like eighteen, Like I was just like
- 29:40Speaker 6: a young kid. And the person who was running it goes, okay,
- 29:44Speaker 6: this is the last thing I'm gonna wear, and she
- 29:46Speaker 6: pulls out this little like g string, bang of thing,
- 29:48Speaker 6: and I'm like, let's go, absolutely not, let's go, And
- 29:51Speaker 6: the other guys was like how No.
- 29:53Speaker 5: Then Brock steps up and he's like how yes, give
- 29:56Speaker 5: it to me right now.
- 29:57Speaker 6: And he just owned it for like eighteen and he's
- 29:59Speaker 6: like walking with this you bang around?
- 30:00Speaker 2: Yes, and yeah he loves a good banana hammock.
- 30:03Speaker 5: He does. And then we were just like friends since.
- 30:05Speaker 3: Then, somebody find the footage.
- 30:07Speaker 2: You were always like, I need to be friends with
- 30:09Speaker 2: the built as well.
- 30:11Speaker 5: He's always been got size on it. Yeah.
- 30:13Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like he's always been the type that's
- 30:15Speaker 1: been yoked. Really have you always been as big as
- 30:18Speaker 1: you are, Alex, because you're a big motherfucker.
- 30:21Speaker 4: I was not. I was the same as I was
- 30:22Speaker 4: like eighteen nineteen, skinny as hell, maybe like one hundred
- 30:26Speaker 4: and seventy pounds or something. Put it on a fair
- 30:28Speaker 4: bit of weight. I used to play rugby, so it
- 30:30Speaker 4: was all like trying to get big to play rugby.
- 30:32Speaker 1: That's the thing out there right in Australia.
- 30:34Speaker 4: Yeah you're playing like rugby or rugby league. Maybe some
- 30:37Speaker 4: guys play AFL, but yeah, you want some size.
- 30:39Speaker 6: It's really funny that on the show, like will be
- 30:41Speaker 6: like on performing and then we'll finish and you meet
- 30:43Speaker 6: everybody out of the show and the girls like, oh,
- 30:45Speaker 6: you're like you're like normal size.
- 30:47Speaker 5: I'm like, yeah, it' because I'm standing there. This guy's
- 30:48Speaker 5: like six foot eight, so.
- 30:49Speaker 4: I'm six y five. That's six five.
- 30:53Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought it was six. You look six.
- 30:56Speaker 1: I know. When we're down here, it does feel like sixties.
- 30:58Speaker 3: So then do you all get free gym membership? Do
- 31:03Speaker 3: you have like a nutrition coach? Are you Does anyone
- 31:06Speaker 3: come to you and say something if you start gaining weight,
- 31:09Speaker 3: like how does that work?
- 31:11Speaker 2: Do you get body shame?
- 31:12Speaker 1: Does it thunder down under me?
- 31:13Speaker 4: It's definitely like a tap on the shoulder in terms
- 31:15Speaker 4: of like how you're looking and keeping you keeping a
- 31:17Speaker 4: look together. It's definitely like a tap on the shoulder.
- 31:19Speaker 6: And how contract actually says you have to maintain a
- 31:21Speaker 6: six pack at all times?
- 31:22Speaker 3: Really, yeah, which couldn't be Do you guys do that
- 31:26Speaker 3: in like a healthy way or are there some people
- 31:28Speaker 3: like how do you do that?
- 31:29Speaker 6: Does I mean you're doing You're doing twelve shows a week, right,
- 31:31Speaker 6: so the cardio is like pretty insane. Yeah, So honestly,
- 31:34Speaker 6: it's not that hard to stay in shape because you're
- 31:37Speaker 6: doing that every night, and then you're going to the
- 31:38Speaker 6: gym three four times a week, okay, and we pretty
- 31:41Speaker 6: well like we get the buffet work for free, so
- 31:43Speaker 6: like you kind of in between shows and before and
- 31:46Speaker 6: after you're going and eating.
- 31:48Speaker 3: Why do they pay for your housing?
- 31:50Speaker 5: No?
- 31:50Speaker 4: Okay, but it's pretty good to be fair when because
- 31:53Speaker 4: now we all kind of just live normal like bi car,
- 31:56Speaker 4: rental house or whatever. But when I came over, I
- 31:59Speaker 4: was to go on to it, so they put me
- 32:01Speaker 4: in a hotel and it was kind of like you've
- 32:03Speaker 4: got as long as you need to learn the show,
- 32:04Speaker 4: so you're in the hotel, got a rental car. Then
- 32:07Speaker 4: it was kind of like, hey, we don't have specially
- 32:09Speaker 4: on the tour team, so you're going to stay in Vegas.
- 32:11Speaker 4: And I wrote that out for like nine months.
- 32:14Speaker 2: Really, of course I still don't have the routine down.
- 32:17Speaker 4: I was driving like I was rowing like a brand
- 32:19Speaker 4: new Ram truck and living in this nice hotel on
- 32:22Speaker 4: the company dollar for like nine months. So yeah, that's
- 32:25Speaker 4: there's that. They let you come over and get settled
- 32:27Speaker 4: and then it's like okay, you'll get to go.
- 32:28Speaker 1: So now I know why it took you so long.
- 32:30Speaker 1: You're really milking it. You should have learned something. You
- 32:33Speaker 1: were like four.
- 32:33Speaker 5: Weeks got it right?
- 32:35Speaker 6: The usual process that I was like you when you
- 32:36Speaker 6: join you join the touring team, and the longest serving
- 32:39Speaker 6: member on the touring team comes to Vegas.
- 32:41Speaker 3: It's like rotating the touring team is like because I
- 32:45Speaker 3: would assume the touring team is what you work up to,
- 32:48Speaker 3: but you work up to more of like the Vegas.
- 32:50Speaker 5: Yeah, Vegas is where you're at Vegas.
- 32:52Speaker 6: It's very different though, Like the touring shows are insane,
- 32:55Speaker 6: like we do shows like five thousands, like our biggest
- 32:58Speaker 6: I just went up to Canada and did one last week,
- 33:00Speaker 6: like just over two thousand. Wow, yeah that big shows.
- 33:03Speaker 6: And then but then Vegas is like four or five hundred.
- 33:06Speaker 6: The differences is like when you go to a town,
- 33:09Speaker 6: they have like booked these tickets like months in advice,
- 33:11Speaker 6: Like that's like their girls weekend. That'd be really looking
- 33:13Speaker 6: forward to the pre drink and then that that's the event,
- 33:16Speaker 6: where in Vegas is like what we did and I'll
- 33:17Speaker 6: got a thunder. So it's not like like when you
- 33:20Speaker 6: go out on stage just like just crazy on tour
- 33:23Speaker 6: where Vegas is still really insane, but it's just not
- 33:25Speaker 6: that like oomph that they have on tour.
- 33:27Speaker 1: It feels it feels more like you're nine to five
- 33:30Speaker 1: when you're in Vegas.
- 33:31Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you're doing night these shows. You're doing multiple
- 33:34Speaker 4: shows at night, like if you want to, if you
- 33:36Speaker 4: want to like drink and have a good time at
- 33:38Speaker 4: the show. That's pretty hard to keep up, whereas on
- 33:39Speaker 4: tour you can like build up for your big weekend show.
- 33:41Speaker 1: Totally and go ham Okay, so tell me this. Do
- 33:47Speaker 1: you have to have like a cocktail before you go out?
- 33:50Speaker 1: Or the nerves it's just like whatever. It varies, it depends.
- 33:55Speaker 6: Like when when I first started, I was like nervous
- 33:57Speaker 6: and you'd have some drinks and stuff.
- 33:58Speaker 5: But now I don't get nervous, Like it's just.
- 34:01Speaker 4: It's it's not nervous drinking.
- 34:03Speaker 5: People ask the like, what do you think about on stage?
- 34:05Speaker 6: I'm like literally dancing to like choreographed routines, thinking, okay,
- 34:10Speaker 6: so what am I going to eat when I get home?
- 34:11Speaker 5: Really? Yeah?
- 34:12Speaker 6: Yeah, Like I kind of don't really think too much
- 34:14Speaker 6: about what's actually happening in front of me.
- 34:16Speaker 1: Oh well, I mean I guess when you've been doing
- 34:18Speaker 1: it for as long as.
- 34:18Speaker 5: You have just second nature to.
- 34:21Speaker 1: So you do you still get like nervous before you
- 34:25Speaker 1: go out or does it literally just depend No, I
- 34:27Speaker 1: don't get nervous, You're good.
- 34:29Speaker 4: I get nervous if we're doing something for the first
- 34:31Speaker 4: time on stage, Like we recently put a new number
- 34:33Speaker 4: on stage, and it's like you get kind of like
- 34:35Speaker 4: they're like butterfly feeling of like this anything could happen
- 34:37Speaker 4: right now. Yeah, I don't know this number that well,
- 34:40Speaker 4: but let's go give it a shot. Sometimes like those
- 34:41Speaker 4: will give me like nervous moments, but otherwise it's like,
- 34:44Speaker 4: you know, your your nervous system gets so like adapted
- 34:47Speaker 4: to it because you're doing it all the time.
- 34:49Speaker 3: Have either of you ever messed up or has anyone
- 34:52Speaker 3: ever messed up?
- 34:53Speaker 2: What's the recovery when you find up?
- 34:55Speaker 5: I know, I'm like the class clown, so I really
- 34:56Speaker 5: don't care.
- 34:57Speaker 6: I'm like always yelling on stage and like smiling, yeah,
- 34:59Speaker 6: like that way people in the crowd.
- 35:01Speaker 5: Yeah, just screaming random quotes.
- 35:03Speaker 6: But it's I mean, there's been some woodrobe malfunctions.
- 35:11Speaker 3: Not much to work with.
- 35:12Speaker 2: No, what do you wearing jeans and a cowboy.
- 35:14Speaker 5: It was super funny.
- 35:15Speaker 6: Tho. It was like our first gig. When I first
- 35:17Speaker 6: was like, usually start in like groups like you have.
- 35:19Speaker 6: They'll hire like three or four guys at a time,
- 35:21Speaker 6: teach them all the show. And one of the guys
- 35:23Speaker 6: who was also a friend that I got a job,
- 35:26Speaker 6: he had never worn a G string before, and he
- 35:28Speaker 6: kind of put it on and we go out and
- 35:30Speaker 6: it was a flight center corporate gig.
- 35:33Speaker 5: That we did in Vegas.
- 35:34Speaker 6: It was like three thousand people in this convention center.
- 35:37Speaker 6: And he came back and he's like, I think my
- 35:40Speaker 6: nut was hanging out.
- 35:42Speaker 5: I'm not sure.
- 35:43Speaker 6: And then like the next down Instagram, there was like
- 35:46Speaker 6: so many photos and he's standing there with his nut
- 35:48Speaker 6: just he had it on the wrong way, so he
- 35:50Speaker 6: had it like the leg up over and so it
- 35:53Speaker 6: was completely wrong.
- 35:54Speaker 4: Yeah, guys listening to this podcast that haven't put on
- 35:57Speaker 4: a G string before, you don't realize it can be confusing.
- 36:00Speaker 4: All sides look the same, Yeah, it all looks the same.
- 36:03Speaker 4: It's not like putting on a pair of briefs.
- 36:05Speaker 1: Yeah, no, for sure, I've had I mean, I'm a
- 36:07Speaker 1: female that puts gongs on every day and sometimes I'm like,
- 36:11Speaker 1: could be steeled a little off today?
- 36:16Speaker 4: Well that the flat center you mentioned our buddy bow
- 36:18Speaker 4: Felt victim.
- 36:19Speaker 6: Yeah, and then we used to wear these like like
- 36:21Speaker 6: you know, like silk boxes.
- 36:23Speaker 5: Yes, we used to wear like Australian ones and like.
- 36:25Speaker 1: What does that mean Australian ones like the Australian flag.
- 36:28Speaker 1: Got it?
- 36:29Speaker 6: Yeah, And I guess one of the guys didn't really check.
- 36:32Speaker 6: And like the button that is like where you're junk
- 36:35Speaker 6: is holding everything in And so there's like a part
- 36:37Speaker 6: in the opening where you're literally like just gyrade in
- 36:40Speaker 6: and I.
- 36:40Speaker 1: Just see it.
- 36:41Speaker 6: Everybody in the crowd looking right next to me, laughing,
- 36:44Speaker 6: and I kind of like looked over like what's going on?
- 36:46Speaker 6: And then I looked down and he doesn't even know,
- 36:48Speaker 6: and his junk's just completely out like flopping.
- 36:51Speaker 3: You would know the error, right, but into those hands
- 36:56Speaker 3: really got more than they paid for. Is it mostly
- 37:01Speaker 3: women or is it half kind of happening?
- 37:03Speaker 4: I want to say like ninety percent women at least
- 37:06Speaker 4: in Vegas to it is probably closer to one hundred
- 37:08Speaker 4: percent women.
- 37:09Speaker 5: And everyone's welcome, that's like, of course.
- 37:12Speaker 4: But we get to mix. Sometimes there'll be full groups
- 37:16Speaker 4: of gay guys at a table. Sometimes we'll get couples
- 37:18Speaker 4: come in, so that can sort of like add to
- 37:21Speaker 4: the add to the counter guys in their room. But yeah,
- 37:23Speaker 4: it's always fun. It's a mixture of the straight guys
- 37:25Speaker 4: that come in. Some guys will be there sitting like this.
- 37:28Speaker 2: Whole show, oh, bent over and not like.
- 37:30Speaker 6: Avoiding eye contact and copious amounts of beads.
- 37:33Speaker 3: Yeah, that is so wild. I feel like if Kyle,
- 37:36Speaker 3: my boyfriend's name is Kyle. He's from Vegas, and I
- 37:38Speaker 3: feel like if I brought him, he would be like,
- 37:41Speaker 3: look are these guys. They're awesome.
- 37:43Speaker 1: He's also a trainer, so I feel like he would
- 37:45Speaker 1: really be into like I wonder what his diet is.
- 37:51Speaker 3: Why I asked my questions, and like, Kyle's gonna kill
- 37:53Speaker 3: me if I don't be like, do you guys work
- 37:54Speaker 3: out in a healthy way? Like, because he'll be like
- 37:57Speaker 3: you should have asked them, like how they work out,
- 37:59Speaker 3: how they keep in shape.
- 38:00Speaker 6: It's funny though, because like ninety nine percent of the
- 38:02Speaker 6: guys that come to the show that you can tell
- 38:04Speaker 6: are like uncomfortable with stop that clapping at the end,
- 38:06Speaker 6: the smile and having fun, and they.
- 38:07Speaker 5: Always come up and like check a hand and meet us,
- 38:09Speaker 5: like they love it.
- 38:10Speaker 1: I mean it feels a little bit like when women
- 38:13Speaker 1: bring their dudes to come to or to see me
- 38:18Speaker 1: or anyone from Vanner Pump. They act, they act like
- 38:21Speaker 1: they don't want to be there, and then you get
- 38:22Speaker 1: them one on one after and they're like, my girl
- 38:25Speaker 1: got me into it. I really like I appreciate what
- 38:28Speaker 1: I'm like.
- 38:29Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 38:29Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably the same thing where they're like, no,
- 38:31Speaker 1: I can't let them know that, Like I enjoyed the
- 38:33Speaker 1: show until.
- 38:34Speaker 3: One, but at the end of the day, it's like entertainment,
- 38:38Speaker 3: like if I I mean, like us when I feel
- 38:40Speaker 3: like it's weird because I would go to a show
- 38:43Speaker 3: that's I guess Thunder down Under equivalent with women and
- 38:45Speaker 3: be like look at them, God, like I would be
- 38:47Speaker 3: loving it, you know.
- 38:49Speaker 4: Yeah, And we do get that too. The best ones
- 38:51Speaker 4: of the guys who are sitting behind because everyone sits
- 38:53Speaker 4: in a road sitting behind, they go being like.
- 38:55Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, totally wait, so you bring people on stage
- 38:59Speaker 1: to do a little yeah.
- 39:01Speaker 4: So it's like every show, Yeah, there's four numbers five
- 39:04Speaker 4: per show where someone will be brought up on stage,
- 39:07Speaker 4: and that's like the solo part. So it's like once
- 39:09Speaker 4: the once the backup dances have left, you'll like go
- 39:13Speaker 4: look for your girl, bring it up and you get
- 39:14Speaker 4: a little like.
- 39:15Speaker 2: Wait, so each person on stage picks a check.
- 39:18Speaker 6: Yeah, so they have like there's every routines, right, So
- 39:20Speaker 6: the first one is like a warrior kind of routine,
- 39:22Speaker 6: sort of like three hundred vibe.
- 39:24Speaker 2: Warrior that sounds hot. What are you wearing during that?
- 39:26Speaker 5: This guy's got his down.
- 39:28Speaker 4: Who does the warrior Viking number? Yeah?
- 39:31Speaker 2: You obviously.
- 39:32Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 39:32Speaker 4: It's like I got this cool like custom made leather
- 39:35Speaker 4: helmet with horns. There's like a fur what do you
- 39:38Speaker 4: call it a skirt? I guess it, yeah kind of,
- 39:42Speaker 4: and then like a leather like waiste cumber bun thing
- 39:46Speaker 4: and a big hooded cape. With the first it's a
- 39:48Speaker 4: big John Snow.
- 39:49Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're speaking language.
- 39:54Speaker 1: Me and my mom were like, oh, we're coming John
- 39:58Speaker 1: Snow this weekend.
- 39:59Speaker 4: There's no like shut even better when.
- 40:02Speaker 6: Else we got we got like an army routine. There's
- 40:04Speaker 6: like a sick watt. There's like a gangster kind of
- 40:07Speaker 6: thing we did just because Vegas is you know, like
- 40:08Speaker 6: founded by Mobsters and Gangster so like Gangster one and
- 40:11Speaker 6: Cowboy obviously.
- 40:12Speaker 2: Which one music for the Gangster one? Does it vary?
- 40:15Speaker 5: They very Yeah, the guys who performed like that choose
- 40:17Speaker 5: their own music.
- 40:18Speaker 4: So definitely in that sound track, there's definitely like some
- 40:21Speaker 4: casino samples. There's something from Bad Boys Good Fellows.
- 40:25Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'm coming and I'm coming for one hundred percent.
- 40:32Speaker 3: Did you do you notice that you've grown confidence since
- 40:37Speaker 3: you've been part of it?
- 40:38Speaker 5: Oh?
- 40:38Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, which I would assume so right that maybe
- 40:41Speaker 3: you just like.
- 40:42Speaker 1: Is that because your dms are filled with bad bitches
- 40:45Speaker 1: being like I love the show? What are you doing?
- 40:46Speaker 6: Later the deal got turned off, they would just go
- 40:49Speaker 6: to like a request folder now really yeah?
- 40:52Speaker 3: Do that sometimes?
- 40:54Speaker 6: Yeah, it's pretty insane because like Thunder their Instagram account,
- 40:58Speaker 6: which is like if you and I'll plug it Thunder Vegas,
- 41:01Speaker 6: go check the guys out. But they follow us right,
- 41:04Speaker 6: so it's real easy for the girls to find us
- 41:06Speaker 6: there after the show.
- 41:07Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, it probably gets a little wild.
- 41:10Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, it's like like most of the guys who
- 41:13Speaker 4: come to the show are generally confident guys because you
- 41:16Speaker 4: have to be to want to get down to a
- 41:18Speaker 4: g string in front of a room or so. It's
- 41:20Speaker 4: like you most guys already have like a level of confidence.
- 41:22Speaker 4: But I think it's if anything, like just talking to strangers,
- 41:27Speaker 4: talking to like people. Because for a while we were
- 41:30Speaker 4: doing like a like a photo booth opportunity thing as well,
- 41:33Speaker 4: and it was like the same with that. It's like
- 41:35Speaker 4: you're you're so adepted already to just the people out
- 41:39Speaker 4: of the blue.
- 41:39Speaker 6: Yeah, totally strangers and just building conversation out of nothing.
- 41:42Speaker 2: That's going to be dreaming.
- 41:45Speaker 4: It takes an energy. I enjoy it. I extroverted to
- 41:48Speaker 4: like get energy from it as totally. But yeah, there
- 41:51Speaker 4: are sometimes where you're starving, hungry but doing our meet
- 41:53Speaker 4: and greets and it's.
- 41:54Speaker 3: Like you got to get some food.
- 41:56Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, sometimes sometimes it's a test, but most of
- 41:58Speaker 4: the time it's awesome. I love meeting the people.
- 42:01Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 42:02Speaker 4: If anything, it's like that level of being sober and
- 42:07Speaker 4: talking to drunk people.
- 42:08Speaker 1: Oh so I completely get that because I've been sober.
- 42:12Speaker 1: We're approaching one day at a time, of course, but
- 42:14Speaker 1: we're approaching four years of sobriety, thank you so much.
- 42:17Speaker 1: And it is weird because you see them shift. They
- 42:21Speaker 1: go from like okay, like this person's buzzed. And then
- 42:24Speaker 1: the next person that comes up, it's like, and we're
- 42:26Speaker 1: fucking wasted because they talk in circles.
- 42:28Speaker 4: Yeah, really close to you, like really yeah space.
- 42:34Speaker 5: Yeah, we have some funny things happened at the show though.
- 42:37Speaker 1: And then yeah, like what yeah, give us one, give
- 42:40Speaker 1: us something that you can give us.
- 42:43Speaker 3: Wild or funnier.
- 42:44Speaker 4: That was like so a couple of weeks. It was
- 42:45Speaker 4: literally a few weeks ago.
- 42:47Speaker 5: It was like probably the most craziest thing we've experienced. Anyway.
- 42:50Speaker 5: There's a girl at the show.
- 42:51Speaker 6: We do like three shows a night on the weekends.
- 42:53Speaker 6: It's like a double show, I think on a Thursday double.
- 42:56Speaker 6: The first show and we all go out the stage
- 42:59Speaker 6: and there's this one like Alex, Alex Alex just screaming
- 43:02Speaker 6: his name.
- 43:02Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, that's cool. You got a fan here.
- 43:03Speaker 2: That's she clearly was American.
- 43:05Speaker 5: Yeah, next next, next guy comes out, it's not Alex.
- 43:09Speaker 5: Bring out Alex, Alex.
- 43:11Speaker 4: Get Alex on.
- 43:11Speaker 6: Like this girl's okay, cool, likes Alex. This goes the
- 43:15Speaker 6: whole show. She comes up for a photo at the
- 43:16Speaker 6: end and she has Alex. How do I spend more
- 43:19Speaker 6: time with you? What have I got to do to
- 43:20Speaker 6: spend more time with you?
- 43:21Speaker 5: And he's like, just come to the next show, like
- 43:24Speaker 5: see it.
- 43:25Speaker 6: And she came to the next show and then we
- 43:27Speaker 6: noticed that she wasn't there halfway through the show.
- 43:29Speaker 5: It was a little bit odd.
- 43:30Speaker 4: Well in between that, I, you know, someone comes to
- 43:33Speaker 4: two shows, I'd like try and reward that I brought
- 43:35Speaker 4: her up on stage. I was like, this feels like
- 43:39Speaker 4: a risky move. I'm going to bring her up on stage.
- 43:42Speaker 5: I can I go on to.
- 43:42Speaker 6: Too much detail on this because it's a little bit graphic,
- 43:46Speaker 6: but basically, long story short, she'd.
- 43:48Speaker 4: Been kicked out and her section was like sectioned off.
- 43:51Speaker 4: They'd put like cones up.
- 43:52Speaker 6: So a security guard thought she was having like a seizure,
- 43:56Speaker 6: like a medical episode. He was standing behind her and
- 43:58Speaker 6: then he came over to grab her and she was
- 44:02Speaker 6: I was just saying.
- 44:03Speaker 2: She was master beating and getting over there.
- 44:05Speaker 1: We got in the show.
- 44:07Speaker 5: Maybe there was some fluids on the ground, what.
- 44:12Speaker 1: A dirty bed.
- 44:14Speaker 5: Look what you do to the woman, Alex.
- 44:17Speaker 1: Wild So I don't do that. When you go to
- 44:20Speaker 1: the show.
- 44:20Speaker 2: I will say, I love this story.
- 44:24Speaker 1: Who is this woman, and how much would you have
- 44:27Speaker 1: to like drink and what would you have to be
- 44:29Speaker 1: on to be like this is the perfect time.
- 44:32Speaker 4: It's like being what have you taken? Yeah?
- 44:37Speaker 3: Yo?
- 44:38Speaker 4: And then we do the meet and greets and she
- 44:41Speaker 4: was out there. I was like, you got kicked out,
- 44:43Speaker 4: so thankfully I probably won't have to like interact with
- 44:45Speaker 4: her or save me.
- 44:46Speaker 5: I ran back because I went out first.
- 44:48Speaker 6: We do like signings and meet and greets after, and
- 44:50Speaker 6: I ran back, Alex, go back and side back.
- 44:52Speaker 4: Yes, sorry, sorry. So when we went to meet and
- 44:54Speaker 4: greets to meet the meet the crowd, I had no idea.
- 44:58Speaker 4: I thought she'd just been kicked out for being drunk.
- 44:59Speaker 4: Maybe she was gone whatever. And then I'm talking to
- 45:04Speaker 4: her in the bar and Kurt's like, go get back inside,
- 45:07Speaker 4: and I'm like, what's wrong? And he tells me what happened?
- 45:11Speaker 1: How did you know, Kurt? How did you know that
- 45:13Speaker 1: that happened?
- 45:14Speaker 5: He told me. When I was I was like, is
- 45:15Speaker 5: this roped off? When I sit down for.
- 45:17Speaker 1: This, you need some chlorox? That's why it's roped off?
- 45:21Speaker 1: Only in Vegas could someone do that and be like
- 45:23Speaker 1: you only have to leave this room in section though,
- 45:25Speaker 1: But like go to the meet and green it's.
- 45:27Speaker 4: Right, yeah, right, because I said, if if anyone, if
- 45:31Speaker 4: any man was doing that episode eighty six from the
- 45:34Speaker 4: Casino Jail.
- 45:35Speaker 1: They're in jail, like your cock out and you start
- 45:39Speaker 1: beating off in a strip club, you pussy cat dolls.
- 45:44Speaker 5: It's very like double standard.
- 45:46Speaker 3: Yeah, can they touch you or no? Is there?
- 45:49Speaker 4: I mean there is full touching? Yeah, if there?
- 45:52Speaker 1: If you're bringing them up on stage, right, like can
- 45:55Speaker 1: they grab your ass and stuff?
- 45:58Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's so yeah, totally. The thing is,
- 46:02Speaker 4: I don't know, most girls when they get on stage
- 46:04Speaker 4: are kind of like reserved and like, oh what do
- 46:07Speaker 4: I do? It's the real thirsty girls in the crowd
- 46:12Speaker 4: who decide they can touch whatever they want.
- 46:14Speaker 5: Girls have got an obsession with grabbing ankles on.
- 46:17Speaker 6: Stage seems jumping. Maybe it's because my ankles are so small.
- 46:24Speaker 6: I skip leg day and I just like feel like
- 46:25Speaker 6: they want to like grab it, and.
- 46:27Speaker 5: I'm like, what are you doing?
- 46:29Speaker 3: That is so dangerous and for them you could step
- 46:31Speaker 3: on their hands or something. What are they doing?
- 46:33Speaker 1: I'm telling you, you give a thirsty bitch some alcohol
- 46:36Speaker 1: and she gets terrifying. Yeah, scary, they're going straight for
- 46:40Speaker 1: your beautiful little ankle.
- 46:41Speaker 3: What is the casino though, because you guys do the
- 46:44Speaker 3: show on the casino.
- 46:45Speaker 5: So it's an Excalibur casino, EXCaliber.
- 46:47Speaker 1: That's a great one.
- 46:48Speaker 4: That's a great one. It's a classic.
- 46:50Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 46:51Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a good location, not on the strip. Yeah,
- 46:53Speaker 5: it's easy to get to. So yeah, if you want
- 46:55Speaker 5: to see us, you know, full.
- 46:57Speaker 3: Circle really quick. So it's Darren's dance grew not moves
- 47:01Speaker 3: and is this the Darren?
- 47:02Speaker 4: I'm going to need to see this.
- 47:04Speaker 1: I wish it.
- 47:04Speaker 4: I know it's not gonna be him because of the
- 47:06Speaker 4: age thing, but I need to see it.
- 47:08Speaker 2: How old is Darren?
- 47:09Speaker 4: He's like our age is.
- 47:10Speaker 1: Like, oh he's young.
- 47:12Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, this Darren was iconic. He did like, well,
- 47:15Speaker 3: this other Darren sounds iconic.
- 47:17Speaker 4: Honestly, looking at this DVD cover, I want him to
- 47:19Speaker 4: come and choreograph. Oh my god, I need some of
- 47:21Speaker 4: Darren's moves.
- 47:21Speaker 3: It was so good.
- 47:23Speaker 5: That good.
- 47:24Speaker 1: I like it something just so the listeners know.
- 47:27Speaker 3: Not the same Darren.
- 47:28Speaker 1: Not even close, not even close, not even close. My
- 47:32Speaker 1: last question, are most of the chicks that come in
- 47:35Speaker 1: celebrating like a bachelorette, like, is it like the cliche
- 47:38Speaker 1: like we're going to take her and she has a
- 47:40Speaker 1: sash on says bride to be and like maybe a
- 47:42Speaker 1: fucking crown or whatever.
- 47:43Speaker 4: It's kind of it's kind of skewed because there are
- 47:46Speaker 4: those groups and that will come in groups of like
- 47:48Speaker 4: twelve fifteen, yeah, and then girls. So I'm not celebrating
- 47:51Speaker 4: what comes in like two's. So when there are bachelorettes,
- 47:53Speaker 4: I kind of take over the room. Bachelorette birthday parties,
- 47:56Speaker 4: twenty first, Yeah, they do kind of tend to take
- 47:58Speaker 4: over and it will be a lot of those people
- 48:01Speaker 4: in the room. But also, like fifty our market is.
- 48:07Speaker 5: Spit it out.
- 48:08Speaker 3: You're telling the story ladies celebrating something, well.
- 48:12Speaker 4: Celebrating that just like come for a Vegas trip. Yeah,
- 48:16Speaker 4: come and come with their best friend, come with their
- 48:18Speaker 4: sister and their mom.
- 48:19Speaker 1: When you first sign on, but in small groups, do
- 48:22Speaker 1: they teach you safe sex and stuff like that, They're like, please.
- 48:25Speaker 6: Don't okay, I want to just give us a bag
- 48:28Speaker 6: full of condoms and no, there.
- 48:30Speaker 4: Is it know or is it?
- 48:31Speaker 1: Like you guys are performers, like please don't be stupid
- 48:35Speaker 1: and bang the freaking groupies and if you do like
- 48:40Speaker 1: use this magnum trojan.
- 48:43Speaker 4: There is there is a funder boot camp.
- 48:45Speaker 2: No for real, for real, for okay, tell me everything.
- 48:49Speaker 4: Okay. So like, yeah, as I said before, most guys
- 48:52Speaker 4: haven't come to this job through dancing. They've been doing
- 48:54Speaker 4: something or even in the entertainment industry, they've been doing
- 48:56Speaker 4: something very like muggle ish just normal.
- 49:01Speaker 1: That it was, Harry Potter shouts out.
- 49:06Speaker 4: So there is there is a boot camp to kind
- 49:09Speaker 4: of run people through, like and it's under brand the
- 49:12Speaker 4: etiquette of being on stage, dealing with fans of the show,
- 49:18Speaker 4: and also just like how to handle your money and
- 49:23Speaker 4: now you might be earning more money, so like how
- 49:25Speaker 4: to be smart with that.
- 49:26Speaker 2: It's genius.
- 49:27Speaker 5: It's actually really crazy.
- 49:29Speaker 6: I wasn't aware how like famous Tunner from down on
- 49:31Speaker 6: it was. And it was like my first show. We
- 49:33Speaker 6: were out and then we went to like a club afterwards,
- 49:36Speaker 6: and I literally felt like justin Bieber, there's like no ship.
- 49:40Speaker 5: Five six hundred girls with their phones out recording you,
- 49:42Speaker 5: like and.
- 49:43Speaker 3: They recognize you from the show.
- 49:44Speaker 5: Yeah wow.
- 49:45Speaker 6: I was like, that's that's odd. And then like TMZ
- 49:47Speaker 6: like stops us at airport stuff.
- 49:49Speaker 5: I'm like, what the hell?
- 49:50Speaker 4: Like, what this is?
- 49:51Speaker 1: That's pretty insane.
- 49:53Speaker 5: I was like when I was like, I think I've
- 49:54Speaker 5: made it. I'm on TMZ.
- 49:57Speaker 3: Do you think there? I feel like I hear this
- 49:59Speaker 3: and I I go, this would be a great reality show.
- 50:02Speaker 3: Do you guys think that would be?
- 50:03Speaker 5: I honestly think it would be a great reality shows.
- 50:06Speaker 6: Like little mini dramas that happened backstage with the boys,
- 50:09Speaker 6: and I think it would work really well.
- 50:12Speaker 1: Yeah, if you think the show is successful, now you
- 50:14Speaker 1: put these motherfuckers on a reality show done? Game over? Yeah,
- 50:18Speaker 1: game over.
- 50:18Speaker 4: Reputation of the show possibly destroyed the whole nother series
- 50:24Speaker 4: of great entertainment. For sure.
- 50:26Speaker 3: It's all like BTS stuff is amazing.
- 50:28Speaker 1: Though.
- 50:29Speaker 3: My question if I were a girl, Well I am
- 50:33Speaker 3: a girl.
- 50:33Speaker 2: But if I a single girl.
- 50:34Speaker 3: You know, we're a guest a woman at one of
- 50:39Speaker 3: your shows, and I'm like, I want to be someone
- 50:41Speaker 3: who's pulled up. Is there certain things that you look for?
- 50:44Speaker 4: There's definitely there's definitely some criteria.
- 50:47Speaker 2: All right, we'll tell our listeners so when they go
- 50:48Speaker 2: to your show, they know how to get picked.
- 50:50Speaker 4: Yeah. So the first like easy one is wearing pants.
- 50:54Speaker 3: Oh interesting, check off girls in dresses, especially when they're short,
- 51:00Speaker 3: freeze up on stage.
- 51:00Speaker 4: We need the legs open. We need you to like
- 51:02Speaker 4: do things on stage girls and dresses as much as
- 51:05Speaker 4: it's not a problem for us, but there's just such
- 51:08Speaker 4: a patent girls and dresses will always freeze up on stage, like, no.
- 51:10Speaker 3: Don't put my legs yes, because you don't want to
- 51:12Speaker 3: see And how are you supposed to do anything with
- 51:14Speaker 3: your legs closed?
- 51:16Speaker 4: Yeah, we're trying to simulate things on stage here.
- 51:19Speaker 3: Yeah, I would have never thought of that.
- 51:22Speaker 1: Great. Okay, so ladies wear pants to the show.
- 51:24Speaker 4: Wear pants, wear pants to the show if you can. Uh.
- 51:27Speaker 4: The other one is just like energy, if we're if
- 51:29Speaker 4: we're putting out energy from the stage, someone who's like
- 51:32Speaker 4: giving it back, you know what I mean, clapping, looking
- 51:33Speaker 4: like not not typically going to pick the person who's
- 51:36Speaker 4: sitting there with like the arms folded and straight faced. Yeah,
- 51:40Speaker 4: so definitely like giving some energy back. See.
- 51:42Speaker 1: But I feel like every time I go to a
- 51:44Speaker 1: show and I don't want to be picked, I try
- 51:46Speaker 1: to look not fun, and then it's almost like that
- 51:48Speaker 1: girl is the one we're going to bring out of
- 51:50Speaker 1: her shell.
- 51:50Speaker 3: Yeah, how much It's like.
- 51:54Speaker 5: Every time I always like fuck with the person that's like.
- 51:57Speaker 2: That, Okay you're one of those yeah, yeah.
- 52:00Speaker 4: Sorry, but that's not bringing them up on stage.
- 52:03Speaker 6: I don't bring them on stage, but I definitely like
- 52:05Speaker 6: pay them a lot of attention in the crowd and like, yeah,
- 52:07Speaker 6: for sure.
- 52:07Speaker 1: Check, Oh you're the one that makes me blush.
- 52:09Speaker 3: Yeah, so wear pants, be excited. Excited.
- 52:14Speaker 4: The other thing is if you're in a group. Again,
- 52:16Speaker 4: like the way the tables are structured as you're kind
- 52:18Speaker 4: of sitting one behind the other person. So if you're
- 52:20Speaker 4: in a group, the people at the front the ore
- 52:23Speaker 4: the easiest to grab and most likely to sort of
- 52:26Speaker 4: be right there inconvenience. So that's a splur ahead one. Yeah,
- 52:29Speaker 4: try and get to the front of a table. A
- 52:32Speaker 4: sash is going to help sometimes a sash like thirtieth birthday.
- 52:37Speaker 6: To go to sections, right, Like we can't all go
- 52:41Speaker 6: to one spot, so like that guy's going to go
- 52:42Speaker 6: to like somewhere in front, right somewhere.
- 52:45Speaker 1: That's the way to do it. You got to go
- 52:46Speaker 1: out into the crowd because there's nothing more awkward. And
- 52:48Speaker 1: I've experienced this like on tour where I point at
- 52:50Speaker 1: someone and then like six people come up thinking I play,
- 52:54Speaker 1: how are we going to do this? Yeah, you got
- 52:56Speaker 1: to go out into the crowd and pick them.
- 52:59Speaker 4: To be real with you, if the girl is not
- 53:01Speaker 4: like that chick and she doesn't look like she always
- 53:04Speaker 4: gets attention, the crowd will go way harder for her.
- 53:07Speaker 3: I love that.
- 53:08Speaker 4: If you can get like a girl who the crowd
- 53:10Speaker 4: will will get on board with more, They're gonna make
- 53:12Speaker 4: more noise throughout your teen So I'm not I'm not
- 53:15Speaker 4: looking for the girl in the crowd who's like that chick.
- 53:17Speaker 3: I'm not sitting there cheering if this like hot bachelorette
- 53:21Speaker 3: gets brought up, I'm cheering if someone may be a
- 53:23Speaker 3: little more ritzerved.
- 53:24Speaker 1: Why would I cheer for the hot bitch who's also
- 53:25Speaker 1: getting married, Like, you have it all. You're getting married,
- 53:30Speaker 1: you're getting married. You don't need to be on stage.
- 53:33Speaker 2: Leave that for a single people.
- 53:35Speaker 4: Yeah, so there's like there's like levels. That's probably good point, though,
- 53:38Speaker 4: I should be looking for more of the devorces in
- 53:40Speaker 4: the crowd because people come to celebrate that too. Oh yeah,
- 53:42Speaker 4: I mean maybe now you say that it's like that student, Oh.
- 53:45Speaker 1: Yeah, someone with a like getting divorced sash Because those
- 53:49Speaker 1: people need to be celebrated.
- 53:50Speaker 4: They're much rarer in the crowd than bachelorettes. But I
- 53:53Speaker 4: think I could find them.
- 53:54Speaker 1: I think you could too. I feel like I picked
- 53:57Speaker 1: are there people a part of the thunder Down under
- 54:00Speaker 1: Man Crew where it's like that do the Dog you
- 54:02Speaker 1: don't have to say names, but where like you know
- 54:05Speaker 1: where it's like that one is a dog, Like he's
- 54:08Speaker 1: bringing a chick home every show that he has to.
- 54:11Speaker 4: Some guys are just built different, you know what I'm saying.
- 54:14Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like I have the two gentlemen, right.
- 54:18Speaker 4: The company's smart with who I send to these medias, right.
- 54:20Speaker 2: But I feel like that's even hotter.
- 54:22Speaker 1: Like when you see a dude who's like banging and
- 54:25Speaker 1: then they're like, hey, Like there's this dude I was
- 54:28Speaker 1: talking to and I texted him. I was like, hey,
- 54:30Speaker 1: I'm going to be in your area and he was like, yeah,
- 54:33Speaker 1: I'm gonna be here too. But I think I should
- 54:34Speaker 1: let you know I have a girlfriend, and I was like, suddenly,
- 54:37Speaker 1: I want you really bad. But I respect it. You know,
- 54:39Speaker 1: there's something by the way. I totally respect relationships. Yeah,
- 54:42Speaker 1: but there's something that's like, well, it's called respect, you know.
- 54:45Speaker 1: What I know. There's something very like if I knew
- 54:48Speaker 1: that all the thunder Down under men yeah were taken,
- 54:52Speaker 1: I'd be like, they're way hotter now.
- 54:54Speaker 3: But you know what on the other side of that,
- 54:57Speaker 3: that's like the life. You know you guys, Like there's
- 54:59Speaker 3: a single guy. He's from Australia, he moves to Vegas
- 55:02Speaker 3: and he's.
- 55:03Speaker 1: He's living the dreams single, he's single, he can do
- 55:05Speaker 1: whatever he wants.
- 55:06Speaker 3: I'm going to hook up with these these consensual women
- 55:09Speaker 3: or men whatever. Like that's great.
- 55:11Speaker 2: No, you're living the dream. You're on TMC single.
- 55:15Speaker 4: YEA love this podcast?
- 55:17Speaker 2: Yes, give them podcast.
- 55:20Speaker 1: That's when you know you've made a baby.
- 55:21Speaker 4: To be fair, that's definitely part of like the selling
- 55:24Speaker 4: proposition when guys get recruited as like look what you're
- 55:27Speaker 4: coming to do? Yeah, three hundred ladies in the room
- 55:29Speaker 4: every night, Like yeah, so.
- 55:30Speaker 6: You take a kid in a kid Because I remember
- 55:32Speaker 6: going to Vegas like in like twenty like twenty twelve,
- 55:35Speaker 6: and like I saw the big billboards everywhere thunder and
- 55:37Speaker 6: I'm like, I know a couple of that's so cool,
- 55:39Speaker 6: and then like, hey, I'm on it now.
- 55:40Speaker 5: It's like it's crazy.
- 55:41Speaker 1: It's gotta be so real. That's it's cool because what
- 55:44Speaker 1: you're on like taxi cabs and stuff like that.
- 55:46Speaker 4: There's a bus.
- 55:46Speaker 2: There's a bus.
- 55:48Speaker 5: That's what I love.
- 55:49Speaker 6: Thunder like the management because they just like put our
- 55:51Speaker 6: faces everywhere.
- 55:52Speaker 5: It's really cool.
- 55:53Speaker 4: The branding is good.
- 55:54Speaker 6: Airport all over the airport, so people hop off. The
- 55:57Speaker 6: planet's like the first that made it the first one
- 55:59Speaker 6: you see.
- 56:00Speaker 1: Of course I see it every time I land in Vegas,
- 56:02Speaker 1: even though I've never seen the show. And that's not
- 56:05Speaker 1: because I haven't wanted to. It's just I'm kind of
- 56:07Speaker 1: an introvert and I'm like, crowds meet me, nervous, and
- 56:09Speaker 1: I'm like, this is a great hotel room.
- 56:10Speaker 2: I'm just going to.
- 56:11Speaker 1: Stay in here.
- 56:11Speaker 4: Right.
- 56:12Speaker 1: I know everyone knows it. It's not like you don't
- 56:15Speaker 1: have to see the show to know what it is.
- 56:17Speaker 3: Yeah, right, However, we were just in Vegas and I
- 56:19Speaker 3: would have one hundred percent taken you to a show.
- 56:22Speaker 1: If we're going, we're going. We're planning a weekend. I
- 56:25Speaker 1: don't have my daughter. I'm coming to you guys and
- 56:27Speaker 1: getting Buffy wild. Don't bring me on stage. I will
- 56:30Speaker 1: break out the address way too sure, it's like you
- 56:38Speaker 1: can't pick me. There's nothing I can do underwear.
- 56:42Speaker 6: It's pretty funny you see at the show there, like
- 56:44Speaker 6: we do get some famous people there.
- 56:45Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure can you spell any tea on who?
- 56:48Speaker 1: I mean?
- 56:48Speaker 3: I'm sure they One of my first shows.
- 56:53Speaker 5: That familiar Brittish Sis Christ and she came like recently
- 57:01Speaker 5: a couple of months ago.
- 57:02Speaker 1: Those are like a listers, I know.
- 57:04Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like crazy and you don't notice right until
- 57:06Speaker 6: like halfway through you walking thro around like that person
- 57:07Speaker 6: looks familiar?
- 57:08Speaker 3: Are you told not to bring those people up?
- 57:10Speaker 1: Though?
- 57:11Speaker 2: You can't bring those people up?
- 57:13Speaker 5: Got security where they like the producers booths up the back,
- 57:17Speaker 5: So okay, that's where you'll say you.
- 57:19Speaker 2: I like that. I'm glad you sit where Britney spears.
- 57:22Speaker 4: Has We recently had DJ Fisher come to the show. Okay,
- 57:28Speaker 4: he brought his wife, it was her thirtieth. In that instance,
- 57:31Speaker 4: it was like, please go get her up.
- 57:33Speaker 3: That's so fine.
- 57:34Speaker 4: Sometimes, like a couple of years ago, Sophie Jones from
- 57:37Speaker 4: Game of Thrones and what's Nick Jonas's worst name?
- 57:42Speaker 3: Oh my god, Sophie is it?
- 57:44Speaker 1: Selphe Turner? So yes, Sylvie Turner.
- 57:48Speaker 4: Sorry, Sophie Turner Son, she sounds a.
- 57:50Speaker 3: Step we got married, because didn't they get married in Vegan?
- 57:55Speaker 1: Oh my god, you had sons of Stark got your show, Loki.
- 58:00Speaker 2: That's amazing.
- 58:01Speaker 1: Okay, So if you were to know that those people
- 58:03Speaker 1: were in the crowd, then would you get nervous?
- 58:05Speaker 2: No, imped rest a little harder?
- 58:10Speaker 5: Totally.
- 58:11Speaker 3: I get that vibe. I get that.
- 58:12Speaker 4: But when that came, it was like, you know they
- 58:15Speaker 4: left early.
- 58:15Speaker 6: Yeah, that like a month ago.
- 58:20Speaker 5: She did that. She came like just to be stouted
- 58:22Speaker 5: and was.
- 58:22Speaker 3: Gone, so so iconic. Of course she would go to
- 58:24Speaker 3: your show. See, so oh this is exciting. Well, listeners
- 58:29Speaker 3: will have heard in the intro whatever tickets.
- 58:32Speaker 2: Yeah, we're getting away tickets. Thank you guys for doing that.
- 58:37Speaker 6: Their problem, how pleasure? Well we'll get a bunch of
- 58:40Speaker 6: tickets to you to give away. And speaking of actually
- 58:42Speaker 6: bought some gifts you did you guys?
- 58:47Speaker 1: Thank you guys.
- 58:49Speaker 3: Oh my god, I love this bunder down under. I
- 58:52Speaker 3: went down under is what the bag said.
- 58:54Speaker 1: I went you guys.
- 58:57Speaker 4: Stopping it like, uh you can you guys?
- 58:59Speaker 3: I'm telling let's tell the listeners we have a gorgeous.
- 59:03Speaker 1: Are these cards? Are these are these? Well, that's you,
- 59:11Speaker 1: so clearly these people are on the show us in
- 59:14Speaker 1: the show.
- 59:15Speaker 3: Wow you guys doing?
- 59:22Speaker 5: Who is That's Aiden? That's like he's like we call
- 59:26Speaker 5: him luscious lips. He's got like blue eyes.
- 59:28Speaker 1: And okay and and and does he is he spoken for?
- 59:31Speaker 5: He is not spoking for extremely single?
- 59:35Speaker 1: He's extremely single.
- 59:37Speaker 3: We need to plan a Vegas trip because I think Ala,
- 59:39Speaker 3: I'm coming a fun time.
- 59:41Speaker 4: I'm having to make the introduction.
- 59:44Speaker 1: You guys were so much fun to have on the podcast.
- 59:46Speaker 1: I really appreciate you coming awesome.
- 59:48Speaker 4: Thanks so much for getting us in of.
- 59:49Speaker 1: Course, I love it, And thank you guys for listening
- 59:51Speaker 1: to another episode of Give Them La La and check
- 59:55Speaker 1: out the Instagram page what Jess will do it on
- 59:57Speaker 1: Give Them Laala to give them all a podcast page
- 59:59Speaker 1: for the giveaway the thunder down undertickets.
- 1:00:01Speaker 3: Yep, and we'll tell you exactly how to win them
- 1:00:03Speaker 3: in the intro, so you've already heard.
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: That at this point. I love it. Thank you, my loves,
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: and I'll catch you next week.