Latest / Rather Be Rotting / 48 - Summer House, Below Deck Mediterranean, The Valley, RHORI, RHOA, 90 Day Fiance Last Resort, and 90 Day Fiance!
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- 0:09SPEAKER_02: Welcome to Rather Be Running.
- 0:11SPEAKER_02: We're two sisters who should really be doing something more productive.
- 0:15SPEAKER_02: Dice to all things reality, TV, and pop culture chaos, because no matter what's going on in life, we would always rather be running.
- 0:28SPEAKER_01: Hello.
- 0:29SPEAKER_01: Hello, Madeline.
- 0:30SPEAKER_01: You are recording in your most comfortable state.
- 0:33SPEAKER_01: I'm lounging.
- 0:35SPEAKER_01: You're recording lounged.
- 0:37SPEAKER_01: It's really nice.
- 0:39SPEAKER_01: You always put in just like you always give 100% to the pod, and I just really appreciate your commitment.
- 0:46SPEAKER_03: I'm just in a blissful state right now.
- 0:49SPEAKER_03: Tell us why.
- 0:51SPEAKER_03: I'm home by myself.
- 0:54SPEAKER_03: Where is your husband?
- 0:56SPEAKER_03: At his parents' house.
- 0:58SPEAKER_01: Where is your child?
- 0:59SPEAKER_03: At his parents' house.
- 1:01SPEAKER_01: Wow.
- 1:02SPEAKER_01: And they just left you alone.
- 1:04SPEAKER_01: Yup.
- 1:05SPEAKER_01: And you already went to Target.
- 1:07SPEAKER_01: How'd that work out?
- 1:08SPEAKER_01: What was the grand total?
- 1:10SPEAKER_01: I'm not gonna tell you that.
- 1:11SPEAKER_01: 500.
- 1:12SPEAKER_03: No god no.
- 1:13SPEAKER_03: I actually am not sure though.
- 1:15SPEAKER_03: I wasn't paying attention.
- 1:16SPEAKER_03: Um that much stuff.
- 1:21SPEAKER_03: Got myself a Starbees, got myself a Chipotle burrito.
- 1:25SPEAKER_01: And later, it's a massage.
- 1:29SPEAKER_01: I forgot I have a massage today.
- 1:31SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, I'm so excited.
- 1:34SPEAKER_01: This is the best day of your life.
- 1:36SPEAKER_03: It just might be.
- 1:37SPEAKER_03: The only thing that could have made it better is I did both the middle of the night feeding and the early morning wake up from you know, fair trade for my husband.
- 1:47SPEAKER_03: So the only thing that would have made it the perfect day is if I hadn't done any of those.
- 1:53SPEAKER_01: Perfect day.
- 1:54SPEAKER_01: And McDonald's, are you gonna get yourself McDonald's?
- 1:57SPEAKER_03: No.
- 1:58SPEAKER_03: Wow.
- 1:59SPEAKER_03: The Chipotle was right next to the Target.
- 2:02SPEAKER_03: So and my husband doesn't like Chipotle, and I love it.
- 2:08SPEAKER_01: So not that big of a fan either.
- 2:11SPEAKER_03: Oh god.
- 2:13SPEAKER_01: Well, it's a good thing you're home alone, and now we get to do one of your other favorite activities.
- 2:18SPEAKER_01: Talk about pop culture.
- 2:20SPEAKER_01: Yay! But first I have to tell you something that was kind of upsetting that happened to me the other day.
- 2:28SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
- 2:29SPEAKER_01: So I was getting out of my bar class and I was going down the escalator.
- 2:34SPEAKER_01: And as soon as I get to the bottom of the escalator, I'm approached by a woman in Scrubs.
- 2:38SPEAKER_01: And she says, Do you live around here?
- 2:40SPEAKER_01: And I say, Yes.
- 2:42SPEAKER_01: And she says, I'm an aesthetician and I noticed your eyebrows.
- 2:46SPEAKER_01: And do you wax?
- 2:48SPEAKER_01: And I was like, uh, no, really, no.
- 2:51SPEAKER_01: And she's like, Oh, well, I couldn't help but notice them.
- 2:54SPEAKER_01: And um, here's my Instagram.
- 2:56SPEAKER_01: So if you want to scan it, and then you know, I'm just right around the corner, and I just opened up a shop.
- 3:01SPEAKER_01: And I was like, Okay, thanks.
- 3:03SPEAKER_01: And then I like immediately went home and looked at my eyebrows.
- 3:06SPEAKER_01: Like, what is so bad about my eyebrows that you would notice from the escalator?
- 3:11SPEAKER_03: What an odd thing to stop somebody and say, like, that's so rude.
- 3:15SPEAKER_01: I mean, I have been stopped like in a target before for like, hi, I'm a hairstylist.
- 3:20SPEAKER_01: Here's my card.
- 3:21SPEAKER_01: And part of me is like, okay, you know, you're hustling.
- 3:24SPEAKER_01: I respect it.
- 3:25SPEAKER_01: But at the same time, like, I noticed your eyebrows.
- 3:27SPEAKER_01: Maybe just say, Hi, do you have a waxer or like something?
- 3:31SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 3:31SPEAKER_01: Like, what?
- 3:33SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she didn't even look at my eyebrows that closely.
- 3:36SPEAKER_01: So it's like, what would she do differently to them?
- 3:39SPEAKER_03: Honestly, like, there's not I feel like Well, first of all, neither of those things have ever happened to me.
- 3:44SPEAKER_03: So the fact that they've both happened to you is shocking.
- 3:47SPEAKER_01: Um sometimes I do go out with my hair mess.
- 3:50SPEAKER_01: Like, we know this.
- 3:53SPEAKER_03: I feel like she should have I if I were you, I would have been like, what are you saying about my eyebrows?
- 3:58SPEAKER_03: What's wrong with them?
- 3:59SPEAKER_01: I was just so caught off guard that I wasn't prepared to could to for that, you know, competition.
- 4:06SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 4:07SPEAKER_01: But yeah, I just I'm still wondering, like, are they bad?
- 4:10SPEAKER_01: I feel like they've I've really got the shape down better than ever.
- 4:16SPEAKER_03: I don't know, man.
- 4:17SPEAKER_03: I really think you could go for some microblading.
- 4:19SPEAKER_01: Yeah, how's that working out for you?
- 4:21SPEAKER_03: Great.
- 4:23SPEAKER_01: You know what?
- 4:24SPEAKER_01: Maybe I'll do it.
- 4:26SPEAKER_01: Think you should?
- 4:27SPEAKER_03: I got a name for you.
- 4:28SPEAKER_01: In two days, I'm doing micro needling.
- 4:31SPEAKER_03: How much is that gonna set you back?
- 4:33SPEAKER_01: A couple hundo, I'm not gonna lie to you.
- 4:35SPEAKER_01: Yikes.
- 4:36SPEAKER_01: But they're gonna take my blood and spin it around in a centrifuge, and then it's gonna make all the good particles from my blood float to the top, and then they're gonna microneedle my face with it.
- 4:48SPEAKER_01: Ew.
- 4:49SPEAKER_01: That's so cool.
- 4:51SPEAKER_01: It's a little gross.
- 4:52SPEAKER_01: It's like it's because you know, as you know, I've been researching lasers and stuff.
- 4:57SPEAKER_01: Microneedling is like the tried and true.
- 4:59SPEAKER_01: It's been around for a long time.
- 5:01SPEAKER_01: Like it's a standard, it's reliable.
- 5:03SPEAKER_01: You don't read horror stories of people have tried and true for what specifically?
- 5:08SPEAKER_01: For brighter skin, uh, more elasticity, uh collagen production, reduction of fine lines.
- 5:16SPEAKER_03: Um, how much blood are they gonna take?
- 5:19SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 5:20SPEAKER_01: I'll report back when it's done.
- 5:22SPEAKER_03: Ew.
- 5:23SPEAKER_01: So I just, you know, I'm trying to maintain.
- 5:26SPEAKER_01: I'm not trying to go crazy.
- 5:28SPEAKER_01: Well, keep us all posted.
- 5:30SPEAKER_01: I just feel like, you know, I'm 35 now, so I need to take things to the next level.
- 5:35SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I mean, don't we all?
- 5:39SPEAKER_01: Thanks for your support.
- 5:40SPEAKER_01: And I guess now I have to budget in microblading for my eyebrows.
- 5:45SPEAKER_03: That's gonna cost you a pretty penny.
- 5:47SPEAKER_01: And surely I'm not going to like it.
- 5:50SPEAKER_03: No, I that's kind of why I feel like maybe you shouldn't.
- 5:54SPEAKER_01: I've had enough trauma, as we talked about last week, to my face.
- 5:58SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 6:00SPEAKER_01: Well, in other news, that's not personal.
- 6:04SPEAKER_01: Our girl was a little bit of everywhere this week.
- 6:07SPEAKER_03: I know.
- 6:08SPEAKER_03: I loved it.
- 6:08SPEAKER_03: I like seeing her out and about.
- 6:11SPEAKER_01: Do you know who Hank Azaria is?
- 6:13SPEAKER_01: Nope.
- 6:15SPEAKER_01: He's an actor, and he said something to the effect of like, we can't even watch a basketball game without seeing her.
- 6:24SPEAKER_01: I mean, I think that's just so rude.
- 6:26SPEAKER_01: This girl Stop.
- 6:29SPEAKER_01: She's having fun.
- 6:30SPEAKER_01: Like, let the girl live.
- 6:31SPEAKER_01: Like, she can't even go to a basketball game without getting shit on.
- 6:35SPEAKER_03: It's not her fault that people take pictures of her.
- 6:38SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and that the camera always goes to her.
- 6:40SPEAKER_01: And you know what?
- 6:41SPEAKER_01: I could never live like that.
- 6:43SPEAKER_01: I could never live like that.
- 6:44SPEAKER_01: Every move, you know how she was at the songwriters awards, and all those videos of her from behind, just like people above her, were taking videos of her the entire show.
- 6:54SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I know.
- 6:56SPEAKER_03: And quite honestly, we were watching the game at this house, and I said, When are they gonna show Taylor?
- 7:04SPEAKER_01: And she never disappointed when they did show her.
- 7:07SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 7:08SPEAKER_01: She was she's having the time of her life, and I'm happy for her.
- 7:11SPEAKER_01: She's just so happy, and I know that I've had a lot of mixed feelings about this wedding.
- 7:17SPEAKER_01: Still do, but I do accept that she's happy, and I do accept that our days of good music are probably over.
- 7:26SPEAKER_03: Oh yikes.
- 7:30SPEAKER_03: But that's not necessarily true because she dropped a new song and it's great.
- 7:33SPEAKER_03: The ta the Toy Story one?
- 7:35SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 7:36SPEAKER_03: I thought you didn't like it.
- 7:38SPEAKER_03: I like it a lot better than pretty much everything on Life of a Showgirl.
- 7:42SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's true.
- 7:43SPEAKER_01: She's in love, she's in love, and she don't care who knows it.
- 7:46SPEAKER_01: So is Katy Perry.
- 7:47SPEAKER_03: Oh god, I know.
- 7:48SPEAKER_03: They're everywhere.
- 7:49SPEAKER_03: She called him the love of her life.
- 7:50SPEAKER_01: I was just gonna say that.
- 7:52SPEAKER_01: That is crazy.
- 7:53SPEAKER_01: Like, she thought that Russell Brand was the love of her life.
- 7:57SPEAKER_01: Then she thought Orlando Bloom.
- 7:59SPEAKER_01: So, like, how do you ever really know who is the love of your life?
- 8:03SPEAKER_01: What makes her so sure enough to say it into a microphone after two failed attempts?
- 8:08SPEAKER_01: I think you can have multiple.
- 8:10SPEAKER_01: You're a Charlotte.
- 8:12SPEAKER_01: Yes.
- 8:13SPEAKER_01: No, Charlotte thinks you can only have two great loves.
- 8:16SPEAKER_01: Three.
- 8:17SPEAKER_01: No, she said two, Aiden and Big.
- 8:19SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, you're right.
- 8:20SPEAKER_03: It was two.
- 8:21SPEAKER_01: Someone else who's who still believes that her greatest love is ahead of her, and that's a direct quote.
- 8:27SPEAKER_01: Jennifer Lopez.
- 8:29SPEAKER_01: Is it uh What's his bucket?
- 8:32SPEAKER_01: Not helpful.
- 8:33SPEAKER_01: Oh, Brett Goldstein?
- 8:34SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 8:35SPEAKER_01: Maybe.
- 8:37SPEAKER_01: I mean, I wish that I had had time to watch that movie last night, Office Romance.
- 8:42SPEAKER_01: I heard it's so bad.
- 8:44SPEAKER_01: Are they like actually dating?
- 8:46SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 8:47SPEAKER_03: But maybe at this point, you know, she's got nothing to lose.
- 8:53SPEAKER_01: No, but she's probably being more cautious before just like shouting things from the rooftops.
- 8:57SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 8:59SPEAKER_01: Elsewhere, you watch the hacks finale.
- 9:04SPEAKER_03: That I did.
- 9:06SPEAKER_01: And I'm so excited.
- 9:07SPEAKER_01: Tell me everything.
- 9:08SPEAKER_03: Well, spoiler alert, if nobody's if people haven't watched it, I'm gonna talk about the ending.
- 9:15SPEAKER_03: Um, I did think the ending was perfect when she came out in MSG and that guy was there.
- 9:23SPEAKER_03: I like wanted to cry.
- 9:24SPEAKER_03: My I had a pit in my stomach.
- 9:26SPEAKER_03: I felt so bad for her.
- 9:28SPEAKER_01: Me too.
- 9:28SPEAKER_03: So that really broke my heart.
- 9:30SPEAKER_03: And then when she mentioned the cancer and the mass of it all, I literally looked at my husband and was like, damn it, I should have known this was coming because they mentioned the mass a few episodes ago.
- 9:42SPEAKER_03: And Chekhov's guns rule says if it's shown or mentioned, it's gonna be relevant, and I felt so dumb for not seeing it.
- 9:52SPEAKER_03: The same way I felt dumb when the um Schaefer guy was using the AI dead people's AI voices and pocketing the money.
- 10:04SPEAKER_03: Feel like I felt like such a dummy dumb.
- 10:06SPEAKER_03: Um, and so then I I asked my husband when we were done, would it have been better if she had followed through and died?
- 10:15SPEAKER_03: And he said no.
- 10:17SPEAKER_03: But I think I think it might have been just as good.
- 10:21SPEAKER_01: No fucking way.
- 10:23SPEAKER_03: That's how I feel.
- 10:25SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, what is more perfect, Lil?
- 10:27SPEAKER_01: It would not have been as good without that.
- 10:30SPEAKER_01: Ava made me think of you because she was trying to get her to not kill herself, yeah.
- 10:36SPEAKER_03: Like if you knew anybody in that position, you two would be presenting stacks of things.
- 10:43SPEAKER_01: But I wouldn't go on that.
- 10:45SPEAKER_01: I would not go on the suicide trip.
- 10:47SPEAKER_03: Oh.
- 10:48SPEAKER_01: Would you?
- 10:48SPEAKER_03: Okay, well, if I ever find myself in that position, I guess I won't ask you.
- 10:53SPEAKER_03: No, don't.
- 10:54SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 10:55SPEAKER_03: I hope she went back to Paris and bought those salt and pepper shakers.
- 10:59SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, me too! Oh my god, when she wasn't gonna buy them, like a knife in the work.
- 11:04SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
- 11:06SPEAKER_01: And you're right, the Madison Square Garden thing was chilling, and then like, but she didn't let it get her down.
- 11:11SPEAKER_01: She literally walked right out and said, I just gotta do the show.
- 11:15SPEAKER_01: She didn't even wait a beat to just what's next.
- 11:19SPEAKER_01: Shh.
- 11:19SPEAKER_01: So good.
- 11:21SPEAKER_01: Like, I've never I've never seen a show tied up with such a beautiful ribbon.
- 11:25SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it was yeah, perfect.
- 11:28SPEAKER_03: It didn't overstay its welcome, it ended really well.
- 11:32SPEAKER_03: You you got what you wanted out of every character.
- 11:35SPEAKER_03: No notes.
- 11:37SPEAKER_01: No notes.
- 11:39SPEAKER_01: Did you watch the Tonies?
- 11:41SPEAKER_01: No, I didn't.
- 11:42SPEAKER_01: Did you watch any of it on TikTok or anything?
- 11:45SPEAKER_01: No, I didn't.
- 11:46SPEAKER_01: Did you?
- 11:47SPEAKER_01: I watched the whole thing, of course.
- 11:49SPEAKER_01: It's how I see like what the happening hot shows are.
- 11:52SPEAKER_03: For some reason, that hasn't made its way to my for you page.
- 11:56SPEAKER_01: Well, there wasn't like that much to discuss, but I will say that Leslie Odone Jr.
- 12:00SPEAKER_01: sang a rendition of Without You from Rent.
- 12:03SPEAKER_01: And I notoriously hate that um movie show, whatever, but oh my god, it was the most haunting version of that song.
- 12:13SPEAKER_01: Like, I don't think I could ever listen to it again.
- 12:15SPEAKER_01: I would it's it was devastating.
- 12:17SPEAKER_03: So, should I I know because that song already, like every time I hear it, it makes me cry.
- 12:22SPEAKER_03: So should I not?
- 12:24SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this would make you cry more, like because his voice was so tender at the beginning, you know, it's just like it's so beautiful.
- 12:31SPEAKER_01: It was beautiful.
- 12:32SPEAKER_03: The video I did see of Taylor Swift and Randy Newman performing You've Got a Friend and Me at the Toy Story premiere did also make me cry.
- 12:40SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're just in an emotion state.
- 12:42SPEAKER_01: You don't sucks.
- 12:43SPEAKER_03: I just I sing that to my little my little boy all the time, and to see my fave, my my musical everything sing it was very moving for me.
- 12:54SPEAKER_03: She sounded good.
- 12:55SPEAKER_03: She sounded great, looks great, sounds great.
- 12:58SPEAKER_03: Okay, but back to the Tonies.
- 13:00SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 13:01SPEAKER_01: So this is how I figure out like what musicals I want to see now that I have an opportunity to see them because you live there.
- 13:07SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 13:09SPEAKER_01: The Roseburn play obviously is on the list.
- 13:12unknown: Yeah.
- 13:14SPEAKER_01: Is on my list because it has like so many stars.
- 13:16SPEAKER_01: Luke Evans, Juliet Lewis, Stephanie Shu from Um Everything, Everywhere All At Once, Rachel Dratch, the guy from um What We Do in the Shadows, one of them.
- 13:27SPEAKER_01: I can't which one?
- 13:29SPEAKER_01: The bigger bone like taller or like no, I think he people I believe him to be short.
- 13:38SPEAKER_03: British?
- 13:39SPEAKER_01: No.
- 13:40SPEAKER_03: He might have been existing.
- 13:42SPEAKER_03: Oh, the um his name's Harvey something.
- 13:45SPEAKER_01: Yes, I was gonna say his name might be Harvey.
- 13:47SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 13:48SPEAKER_03: You know what's funny?
- 13:49SPEAKER_03: You don't see a lot of Harveys.
- 13:51SPEAKER_01: No, you don't, other than Harvey Kinkle.
- 13:54SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 13:55SPEAKER_01: You should have named your son Harvey.
- 13:57SPEAKER_03: How do we feel about the name Harvey?
- 13:59SPEAKER_01: I don't like it.
- 14:00SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
- 14:01SPEAKER_01: The only other musical that caught my interest was there's this musical called Two Strangers Carry a Cake Across New York City.
- 14:10SPEAKER_01: Saw the title and thought, huh.
- 14:12SPEAKER_01: I did too, and I thought that's not for me.
- 14:15SPEAKER_01: Based on the title, but they pro their performance was so good.
- 14:19SPEAKER_01: I remember watching it, giving that a YouTube search.
- 14:23SPEAKER_03: I did watch a roundup of the winners because I was rooting for Titanic in all of its categories.
- 14:31SPEAKER_01: Yeah, which is weird because like I tried to watch that show on Apple and it didn't do anything for me.
- 14:37SPEAKER_01: And the Tony performance is like they were spelling it S-C H M.
- 14:42SPEAKER_01: And I'm I don't like it when they spelled the name of the title out in the musical.
- 14:46SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I mean, I watched it all and it was fine.
- 14:51SPEAKER_01: Oh, you watched it?
- 14:52SPEAKER_03: I did.
- 14:53SPEAKER_01: I quit.
- 14:54SPEAKER_03: It was fine.
- 14:55SPEAKER_01: Does it make you want to watch the musical?
- 14:57SPEAKER_03: No.
- 14:57SPEAKER_01: I agree.
- 14:59SPEAKER_03: Are you surprised that uh Shucked wasn't nominated for anything?
- 15:02SPEAKER_01: Shuct was nominated like three years ago, bro.
- 15:06SPEAKER_03: Was nominated?
- 15:07SPEAKER_01: Of course.
- 15:08SPEAKER_01: Why you do you think I would have suggested we see a musical that wasn't Tony nominated?
- 15:13SPEAKER_03: It's just so bad.
- 15:15SPEAKER_01: It's not as bad as six.
- 15:17SPEAKER_03: Oh, I would rather see six a million times than ever see Shuct again.
- 15:22SPEAKER_03: At least six is quick.
- 15:24SPEAKER_01: That's true.
- 15:25SPEAKER_03: Shucked was like the slowest, most painful death of all time.
- 15:28SPEAKER_01: At least Shucked was like original.
- 15:30SPEAKER_01: Six was just a Hamilton knockoff.
- 15:33SPEAKER_03: But music you can bop your head to.
- 15:35SPEAKER_03: Again, couldn't say that about Shucked.
- 15:38SPEAKER_01: I liked the corn song when they were doing the corn on the table.
- 15:41SPEAKER_01: That's what hooked me.
- 15:42SPEAKER_03: That's the only good thing they had.
- 15:45SPEAKER_03: I mean, do you want to get into the area no grande of it all?
- 15:48SPEAKER_01: How skinny she is or how she broke up with Ethan Slater.
- 15:51SPEAKER_03: How skinny she is.
- 15:53SPEAKER_01: She gets very upset when people talk about how skinny she is.
- 15:57SPEAKER_03: I know, but I'm very much of the mind of like we can't not talk about it because she's clearly ill.
- 16:06SPEAKER_01: Maybe some people are just born that way.
- 16:09SPEAKER_03: No.
- 16:10SPEAKER_01: She has a very slender frame.
- 16:12SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but that's not what this is.
- 16:15SPEAKER_03: Nobody's born with their bones sticking out like that.
- 16:19SPEAKER_03: All of them.
- 16:20SPEAKER_01: Well then what can we say other than that we hope that she gets the help that she needs if that's true?
- 16:25SPEAKER_03: It just makes me sad because like I know there's a subset of girls who are looking at this like goals, you know?
- 16:36SPEAKER_03: And it just it's sad.
- 16:38SPEAKER_03: It's sad.
- 16:40SPEAKER_01: It is sad.
- 16:41SPEAKER_03: Anyway.
- 16:42SPEAKER_03: Um, now we can get into Bravo, I suppose.
- 16:45SPEAKER_01: So I am slowly but surely making my way through Orange County.
- 16:49SPEAKER_01: Like, I literally watch like five minutes a night before I go to sleep.
- 16:52SPEAKER_03: I'm really impressed with your dedication to getting through this franchise.
- 16:59SPEAKER_01: It's been like over a year, I feel like.
- 17:01SPEAKER_01: So I finally got to the iconic shot of Tamara running through the hotel and Bali saying, You will never see my face again.
- 17:12SPEAKER_01: So good.
- 17:13SPEAKER_01: So good.
- 17:15SPEAKER_01: And the buildup to that, I don't know if you remember this, but I don't.
- 17:19SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna ask you.
- 17:20SPEAKER_01: She's at a group dinner and everyone's mad at her because she talks shit about everyone, which is the job, but that's beside the point.
- 17:28SPEAKER_01: And Vicky is mad because apparently she has been telling people that Brooks is a bad guy, but she's been telling Vicky to her face that she supports their relationship now.
- 17:37SPEAKER_01: So Vicky's devastated.
- 17:39SPEAKER_01: So this is the first time she's seeing Tamara since learning this news.
- 17:43SPEAKER_01: So she's just sitting at the dinner staring at Tamara.
- 17:45SPEAKER_01: And I know this is not a visual medium, but she's just like with that Vicky face.
- 17:51SPEAKER_01: And just staring at Tamara.
- 17:52SPEAKER_01: And then Tamra's like, Do you want to go to the bathroom with me?
- 17:54SPEAKER_01: And Vicki just goes, Shaking your head.
- 17:59SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and then she says, What?
- 18:02SPEAKER_01: And Vicki's just like the same thing.
- 18:04SPEAKER_03: Shaking her head.
- 18:05SPEAKER_01: And then um Tamra goes, Is it is it Brooks?
- 18:10SPEAKER_01: Is it family?
- 18:12SPEAKER_01: The same frantic little head shake.
- 18:14SPEAKER_01: Is it is it is it something that happened here?
- 18:17SPEAKER_01: Is it me?
- 18:18SPEAKER_01: And then Vicky just goes, like she doesn't twitch, like she doesn't nod her head or anything.
- 18:24SPEAKER_01: It's like the the least subtle, like her comedic acting is next level.
- 18:30SPEAKER_01: Just those facial.
- 18:31SPEAKER_01: I almost sent you a video of of those facial expressions.
- 18:35SPEAKER_03: Oh, I would have loved it.
- 18:36SPEAKER_01: Maybe I still will, because it's it was iconic, and I'm just like really happy to be here.
- 18:41SPEAKER_03: Well, it's really timely then that we just got the trailer for the new season with Vicky.
- 18:45SPEAKER_03: So, what did you think of the trailer?
- 18:48SPEAKER_01: I loved it.
- 18:52SPEAKER_03: Really good.
- 18:53SPEAKER_03: We get to see a lot of favorites, a lot of uh OGs.
- 18:57SPEAKER_03: At like a party or something.
- 18:58SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we get to see Joe and Gina, and honestly, this cast is like half of them are the people that I'm watching right now in season nine.
- 19:06SPEAKER_03: Lynn Curtin.
- 19:07SPEAKER_01: Lynn Curt was that her saying she had the cuff?
- 19:11SPEAKER_03: No, I think somebody was telling her.
- 19:13SPEAKER_01: Okay, because I didn't really see her face.
- 19:15SPEAKER_01: I even rewound it, but oh, it's just like making me feel so I'm my my present and my other present are coming together.
- 19:22SPEAKER_01: How magical.
- 19:23SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
- 19:25SPEAKER_01: You're welcome.
- 19:26SPEAKER_03: Where do you want to start?
- 19:27SPEAKER_01: Should we get into the summer house of it all?
- 19:30SPEAKER_03: Oh, of course, yeah, because that ended.
- 19:32SPEAKER_01: Um Lawrence cracking the case.
- 19:34SPEAKER_01: That was crazy.
- 19:35SPEAKER_01: And Andy didn't say how.
- 19:37SPEAKER_01: I need the details.
- 19:38SPEAKER_01: You can't just say Jennifer Lawrence helped us figure out who leaked the summer house reunion tapes and not say how she figured it out.
- 19:45SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I need more information.
- 19:48SPEAKER_01: So, what did you think of the end of the reunion?
- 19:51SPEAKER_03: I thought it was great when Andy asked if West was on a bunch of beta blockers.
- 19:56SPEAKER_03: I don't know why he didn't direct that same question at Amanda.
- 19:59SPEAKER_03: And somebody asked him that on his radio show, and he said he's going to have he's he's addressing it on the in the city reunion that's taping this week.
- 20:08SPEAKER_01: How nice for him that he gets a second chance.
- 20:10SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because like what the hell?
- 20:12SPEAKER_03: She just she was just like not present, in my opinion.
- 20:16SPEAKER_01: At one point, she literally just said when they were like all yelling at her, okay, I hear you.
- 20:24SPEAKER_03: She she wasn't she wasn't there.
- 20:26SPEAKER_01: But okay, so obviously they were on something, but it also seems like they went in with the strategy of like let's just sit here.
- 20:34SPEAKER_03: Which then they shouldn't get paid for the day.
- 20:38SPEAKER_01: She should be fired and never seen again.
- 20:40SPEAKER_03: Yeah, both of them.
- 20:42SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and then we're getting another episode called Summer House the Aftermath.
- 20:46SPEAKER_01: Isn't that what the reunion is?
- 20:48SPEAKER_03: You know, I got so little from the reunion that like I'll take it.
- 20:52SPEAKER_01: Like, do you think that they filmed this because they got so little from the reunion?
- 20:57SPEAKER_01: Or this was filmed before the reunion, probably.
- 21:00SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I mean it's hard to know.
- 21:03SPEAKER_03: Um, but I don't really care what the semantics are as long as I get what I am looking for.
- 21:08SPEAKER_03: The fact that they Andy says are you in love?
- 21:11SPEAKER_03: and they clearly aren't that is wild.
- 21:16SPEAKER_01: No, but he told me that he loved her.
- 21:19SPEAKER_03: He's just a piece of shit.
- 21:21SPEAKER_03: I mean, why is anybody surprised?
- 21:24SPEAKER_03: He's always been this way.
- 21:26SPEAKER_01: I will say that when Sierra said she thought that he was with Amanda to spite her, I don't think he's I don't think it's that.
- 21:34SPEAKER_01: Because it's not.
- 21:35SPEAKER_03: She's just bad.
- 21:37SPEAKER_01: He would have to, like, you know, what he never even wanted to be exclusive with Sierra.
- 21:42SPEAKER_01: So, like, what would motivate him?
- 21:44SPEAKER_03: He would need more than two brain cells to pull something like that off.
- 21:49SPEAKER_01: And then I saw Rachel Lindsay on Watch What Happens Live, and she was talking about how like this is just like every black woman's worst fear is like they are just like.
- 22:00SPEAKER_01: treated as like an experiment or like fetishized like you know like he like he said things to Amanda that he never said to her and like like sh and I just felt bad first year and like that's something that she has to think about when she's dating men and it just sucks.
- 22:16SPEAKER_03: That does suck.
- 22:17SPEAKER_03: I would like to hear Miha's perspective on that because maybe this is different.
- 22:26SPEAKER_03: Maybe he never said those things to anybody to Amanda.
- 22:31SPEAKER_01: Maybe but I don't know because I feel like Sierra's a much better catch.
- 22:35SPEAKER_01: So well obviously but I thought it was funny at one point Wes said if Amanda and I can get back to the way things were and Andy was like like four weeks ago no he said um if we could get back to our early days.
- 22:51SPEAKER_01: Yeah everybody's mad about the timeline of it all not making sense and I'm like frankly it does it matter no I feel actually matter no like it doesn't matter as much as like in Scandal the timeline was more important because they were filming that whole time so it's like this happened specifically after that event but in this case they weren't so I don't really care.
- 23:12SPEAKER_03: I don't really care either and Jesse Solomon was very emotional and said on Watch What Happens live that he went home and continued crying and did you watch it on Peacock or did you watch it recorded?
- 23:25SPEAKER_03: Recorded so one thing they didn't show on air but did show on the extended version on Peacock is Jesse say that he had a friend who started dating his ex and lied to him about it.
- 23:38SPEAKER_03: So it was bringing up a lot of emotions for him because he had just gone through it.
- 23:42SPEAKER_03: So that's helpful context.
- 23:44SPEAKER_01: It is I mean it would suck to be a Bravo editor.
- 23:48SPEAKER_01: I know having to pick and choose especially if you leak to the audio not a good day for you otherwise you know I guess we'll just have to see what happens next week I don't have much to say because they didn't have much to say.
- 24:02SPEAKER_03: Yeah um where to next Rhode Island also I don't have that much to say there was an Arabian Knights party thank you for triggering you can see me sitting here going what happened this week um so I love the outfits of an Arabian Knights party because I am a I'm a Princess Jasmine girl through and through and I just I love the fits.
- 24:25SPEAKER_03: I thought the fits they just delight me the hair the hair decor.
- 24:29SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah the hair joy I I'm obsessed I loved it so then Rosie tells Rula about this video of her husband cheating on her the moment that we've all been waiting for probably the most anticlimactic moment in reality TV history.
- 24:47SPEAKER_01: Why is Rosie telling her this at the party with her husband right there it didn't matter because she didn't care she literally didn't care five minutes later she was like can we all do a shot she was unfazed of course she's she doesn't want to know she literally doesn't she's like I'm trying to figure out like was this is this real how is it not real like do they think Joe Allen is some AI whiz the way she immediately is just like immediately think it's it's like doctored or something is like so crazy.
- 25:20SPEAKER_01: I don't think she actually believes it I think that's her story for the cameras she can't possibly believe that I mean if she does she's a really big idiot she's not she like has a business and shit this is her story for the camera and she's sticking to it did you see the reunion looks yeah I thought really Kelsey looks great.
- 25:42SPEAKER_03: Kelsey was the only one that looked great that's yep that's where I was going with that.
- 25:46SPEAKER_01: The rest were giving Giovanni prom vibes like and prom from 2011 or 2008 whenever we went to prom from our prom.
- 25:58SPEAKER_01: Yeah totally so I was disappointed they all looked really terrible yeah yikes but next week's the finale so it's been a it's been a nice fun little ride.
- 26:10SPEAKER_03: I've been enjoying this season I'm happy to have this show and I'm happy to have another season of it you know like is it iconic yet no but that doesn't mean that it won't be they can't all be Salt Lake right out the gate.
- 26:22SPEAKER_03: No I've also been really enjoying Atlanta no Atlanta is the shining star right now in my opinion the audition moment with Pinky for her scripted series I wanted to pass away from a secondhand embarrassment of that whole situation.
- 26:45SPEAKER_01: Drew is something else dude she's deluz well you know she's been in a lot of box office hits when you look up delusional in the dictionary it's got Drew's pick and and an email address for her agent she invited us to go to her IMDb to see all her and I did and her most recent projects are End Zone Twin a Demon's Revenge and Adopted 2 to the sequel and I have to tell you that a lot of movies come across my desk because of my work a lot and I have never seen any or heard of any of these movies over the last few years.
- 27:33SPEAKER_01: Well it's probably because you didn't go through the proper channels there's a way things are done Madeline so why did why did Drew even come she just came by to say hi I don't know but she just I almost can't even hate watch her she's so cringe I can oh I definitely can and I'm I'm blind I I want her team I need her team yeah I do still think about the team I thought Shamia's audition was like actually really good I don't think she got necessarily like a hard part to play if I'm being honest okay well I mean I was I believed it it's hard for me to watch people that like I know that like I feel like I know on that level act but I thought she was really good.
- 28:26SPEAKER_03: Well I'm sure she'll get it because I don't really know if anybody else is in the running since Drew didn't audition.
- 28:32SPEAKER_01: No because Drew's too good for that also do you like how I just said like people I know like I know Shamia like she's my friend I mean they are our friends these are our friends so also Gerald has a surprise party and I think this was a brilliant idea for Shamia to throw him that because it's the only way probably that he would allow it to be filmed how did you how much did you love drunk Kelly going on and on about how their couple goals God Gerald we are here to celebrate you talk about secondhand embarrassment again I cringed so many times in this episode I loved it I loved it I love drunk Kelly I love that she like didn't care that she was drunk.
- 29:17SPEAKER_03: She was just having a good time also because like Who Amongst you know yeah who amongst hasn't gotten worked up over something like that well wasted they're all like okay I thought it was even funnier because like they're definitely not in fact couple goals I think he maybe hates her the same way Charles hates Angela absolutely but don't talk about my Charles like that uh we get a little appearance from Giselle love to see her we get uh Shaman and um no it was Phaedra and K K Michelle fishing I thought that was fascinating to watch why why would they choose fishing as their activity well it gave Phaedra an excuse to dress up like Kim Cotrell in the country episode of Sex in the City and that contributed to my fascination and then I meant to ask our dad about this because he is a white man with a beard who likes to fish.
- 30:20SPEAKER_03: Yes she said that a white man with a beard told her that hot dogs dipped in Kool-Aid are a great lure well I'm sure that when mom listens to this she'll flag him down and ask so stay tuned for the answer on that one.
- 30:36SPEAKER_03: Yeah we'll report back um let's see we get Angela accusing Shamia of sleeping with falcons and hawks players which is like very specific falcons and hawks players do you think it's accurate do you think it's truthful yeah well the only thing that gave me pause is the way that Portia left the conversation like she didn't want to be involved because she knows too much.
- 30:59SPEAKER_03: Oh my god that is so true you're so right because like her face could give her away yeah oh my god I don't want to believe it she doesn't want to be put in a position where they ask her what she knows yeah because she would not lie probably kind of like how Fanny didn't want to talk about that uh pastor that Kelly slept with on the plane allegedly yeah um so you never know well you know what if that's the case I'm happy for her because she clearly ain't getting it from Gerald very often then the episode ended with a little fight that had K Michelle literally leave the table and drive away without her purse I loved that fight me too I mean I don't really care about the fight but the aftermath of them blasting the national anthem and singing they sounded I thought it was delightful and I also just more chance to watch Drew be so fucking full of herself because she was asked to sing the national anthem and honestly honestly be real real with you it pissed me off that she sounded good I wanted her to be terrible I'm so sorry she sounded fine but safe she didn't go for any crazy notes she did a lot of runs though real runny there like the way I like my eggs real runny they were they were like literally to her face like wow you really went for it free but I thought Shamia and K Michelle sounded better harmonizing in their car on the way out a thousand percent do we have anything else oh the valley we have two things yes the valley what's the other thing oh if you forgot I will remind you after this oh is it below deck below the Zek okay so the Valley did you notice that Zach and Danny when they were shopping for Danny's anniversary present in quotes it was in one of those shops on to hunk in our old neighborhood that we always like the shops that rich white ladies own for a hobby yes and I got sad I mean it's crazy that he to think that he drove all the way from Santa Clarita to film in that shop.
- 33:15SPEAKER_01: That is exactly the thought that I had I'm like that drive took him well over an hour and a half to go to that store really couldn't even eat at the cute restaurant like just two shops away couldn't go to Aroma to get a$20 salad no okay that would have been much better but maybe they're not allowed to film at Aroma maybe oh I miss it I have to tell you something what I'm coming around on Janet I might be too which is crazy that this is the episode that we're coming around on her when she literally dropped a Ziploc bag of literally like one uh serving of spaghetti on Brittany's counter I thought that was hilarious honestly I thought it was disgusting and half assed and like don't even bother next time like there wasn't even enough for Cruz to have any he clearly wasn't there number one number two she still ate it how do you know did you see her?
- 34:16SPEAKER_03: They showed her eating it so it's clearly fine um I think we're coming around on Janet because we hate Danny so much.
- 34:27SPEAKER_03: Yeah and she's like the only one till now who's been you know speaking out against him to see Luke defending him I mean what do Kristen and Luke have to gain from defending them so stupidly that was crazy over the meal train fight and Kristen just jumps in.
- 34:51SPEAKER_01: I mean obviously she was drunk but but and no one's giving her shit for being drunk though I will say in Danny's defense which I don't want to defend him but no but Danny says horrible things to his wife when he's drunk that's different.
- 35:01SPEAKER_03: Yeah and Kristen literally was like I didn't understand and now I understand and I'm done I do think it's crazy that Nia orchestrated the whole meal train and then didn't participate in it.
- 35:11SPEAKER_03: That was crazy to me.
- 35:12SPEAKER_01: I know and then like and they got so mad when um uh Jasmine said like I think it was fucked up that you didn't include um Janet and I kind of think it was fucked up too honestly yeah it was so Danny came into this party Tom Schwartz has a James Bond party Danny comes in already wasted and he does finger guns and someone in the back room goes wow finger guns and Nia through gritted teeth goes he's ready oh my god like ouch it's just he's insufferable yeah I think it's just because we know too much now like it doesn't take much for us to get upset by him.
- 36:02SPEAKER_01: Yeah you're probably right what did you think of Tom Schwartz's James Bond birthday?
- 36:06SPEAKER_01: You know I think he was it his birthday I think it was just a party oh okay well no I okay well I guess it doesn't really matter I think that he really tried that is like literally the best he can do I sincerely believe he did his best which is something Lacey said also he did his best I think so too I think he really tried I think he was genuinely excited to have people at his apartment which was adorable you know I you know I love him I know you do and like uh I thought it was sad though like I guess why did they only film with the cast like they couldn't have anyone else come like that that Billy girl Billy Lee yeah or like Joe not a Joe in sight that jewelry designer oh yeah what's his name Kyle Chan yeah yeah or um that Dana girl who's now a lesbian congrats on coming out oh good for her okay but like literally like I just felt I mean maybe it was intentionally just the cast because this place isn't big it it's really not do you know where it is no they showed an exterior this time I'll find it and report back okay um did you love that Jax was like what do you that must have been torture for him to have a party with all of his people next door that he couldn't go to do you think he was just sitting in his house listening to the voices and the cheering and just stewing and like getting angrier and angrier like his head was going to explode no they said he was out of town.
- 37:42SPEAKER_03: When Brittany was expressing concern Tom said he's gonna he's out of town out of town where where the fuck is he going?
- 37:49SPEAKER_01: That was my wonder but dang I really like the visual of him just like rocking back and forth on his on his floor in his living room in the door I wonder if he specifically went out of town because of it.
- 38:01SPEAKER_01: Maybe he couldn't take it maybe he went to see his sister or something.
- 38:04SPEAKER_03: Or maybe Bravo said you need to not be present so I'm also coming around on Lacey she's inoffensive to me I mean her eyeliner isn't offensive but that's about it.
- 38:18SPEAKER_03: Yeah someone needs to help her somebody needs to stop her on the escalator yeah why are people stopping me like are my eyebrows really that horrible I hate to go back there but I'm just like really upset I would be too if I were you I just like really was like being proud of myself like wow they look like pretty good they've looked worse they've look definitely looked worse yeah like what are is a microblader gonna do like they're gonna do the same shape I mean maybe my when I got mine done they did a very different shape than anything I normally did.
- 38:52SPEAKER_01: I know like when I look at old pictures of you I'm like yikes man those brows were bad but like I look at pictures of myself now and I'm like wow they actually like look pretty good but I guess you're telling me they don't I I don't what do I know about brows?
- 39:07SPEAKER_01: I didn't say what is wrong with them like what would you do differently I don't know I'm not I'm not a microblade I'm not a brow expert I can't tell you okay well then just don't say if you don't have anything instructive to say don't say anything at all I didn't stop you on the escalator also no one gets waxed anywhere anymore I'm sorry she needs to learn get her license in laser hair removal or threading anyway so what about Michelle and Jesse?
- 39:35SPEAKER_01: They had like a sad conversation which well it made me sad.
- 39:39SPEAKER_01: Yeah it's just sad like divorce is sad there's really no way around it well and she has to watch this man love somebody else in a way that like he like she loved him but he could never love her that in the way that she needed and like now she watches him go be the man she wanted him to be for somebody else like that is devastating.
- 39:55SPEAKER_01: It doesn't make sense though because she's way hotter than Lacey I know I know I don't know what it is but like he says that she never loved him I believe that they never loved each other.
- 40:07SPEAKER_01: It was a booty call that's true but they didn't get married because she got pregnant yeah I don't know whatever I'm honestly like not that invested in them.
- 40:18SPEAKER_01: This season's kind of a slog for me I agree uh but next week we're going to Mexico so hopefully things pick up and we have another fun travel travel envy show now below deck med where they're med where they're in Croatia I love Aisha I gotta say I've never watched her before but she delights me you know who delights me Nathan the bosun he's delightful too he sounds like he's straight out of dairy girls yeah he does I felt so bad for him when they crashed the boat on the dog I didn't feel like it was his fault it wasn't his fault the party bus was the party boat was too loud next to them like he was telling her to stop she just couldn't hear oh and Captain Sandy handled it so well like what a great leader she is yeah I just really love her.
- 41:16SPEAKER_01: I wish she was my boss and I love that her and Acia have just like a fun girls time before everyone got there.
- 41:21SPEAKER_03: So cute.
- 41:22SPEAKER_01: So apparently last season which we didn't watch there was a love story and now there's a baby.
- 41:27SPEAKER_01: Yeah which I also thought was really sweet like sweet Nathan and just like and then apparently there's two Joe Bradleys in the Bravo verse.
- 41:38SPEAKER_01: That shocked me I was googling I'm like is this Joe Bradley character on two shows because I that's I thought I was like what is Joe doing here?
- 41:46SPEAKER_01: Yeah different guy so do you think that Nathan is valid in hating this man because this man is a player no that's insane.
- 41:58SPEAKER_01: I think Nathan's being a little dramatic little bit so this boat is an older boat with the teeny teeniest cabins I've ever seen in the history of the show having watched for now one season and one episode and the tallest men I've seen so it's gonna be very interesting to have to watch them crawl into those beds.
- 42:20SPEAKER_03: Those bunks always look so small to me like they look smaller than a standard twin.
- 42:24SPEAKER_01: And they look even smaller on this boat than they did on the uh other one.
- 42:29SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 42:30SPEAKER_01: And then we also have a chef who is a woman who works alone and fucking kills it.
- 42:35SPEAKER_01: And she's franch she can do alone what chef Ben couldn't do with help.
- 42:41SPEAKER_03: Yeah I mean I think most chefs could probably do alone what Ben couldn't do with help.
- 42:46SPEAKER_01: Bad to guess even more disgusted with Ben honestly to watch her just like slay and I like her slay but I'm sorry but that's what she did.
- 42:54SPEAKER_03: I like her already I like her too I like them all I'm in me too all these on the girls I love the girls that all think that they're so qualified and ready to be second stew because they've been doing this for four years or whatever the fuck like am I gonna go back to old seasons of below deck I don't know that feels like quite a large undertaking at this time maybe someday if I ever get mono or something.
- 43:20SPEAKER_01: Yeah that's like a pipe dream someday like winning the lottery someday be rich and if I get another bad bout of COVID.
- 43:27SPEAKER_01: If you have another kid no because I'll have a toddler so anyway so I'm I'm excited I'm glad that we're I'm glad that we're diving in that we're that we're uh setting sail um we also set sail to TLC land to the learning channel we set sail to Nigeria yes okay her mom everything to me love that woman really yeah when they're singing when she's singing about how hungry she is and you know what's her name Aisha
- 44:00SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
- 44:01SPEAKER_03: Is thinking about Jesus and all that shit, and the mom's like, Jesus better get me some food.
- 44:06SPEAKER_03: That really tickled me.
- 44:09SPEAKER_01: You know, maybe Jesus and God were onto something because I think these two are a love story for a time, maybe.
- 44:16SPEAKER_03: But when we saw that Maxwell's family is like rich, yeah.
- 44:20SPEAKER_03: And he's not after her for her money, I was like, oh.
- 44:24SPEAKER_01: I was like, oh, like he has a family that supports him and a roof over his head.
- 44:29SPEAKER_03: And this isn't what we do here in Nigeria.
- 44:32SPEAKER_01: Not to stereotype or anything, but no, but in the past, the the men from Nigeria have notoriously been scammers on the Yeah, I have many a season of factual data to back me up on that.
- 44:44SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this is our first Nigerian man who is not a scammer, and it's refreshing.
- 44:50SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it is.
- 44:51SPEAKER_01: He brought flowers for her and her mom.
- 44:53SPEAKER_03: So sweet.
- 44:54SPEAKER_03: And she can't help but criticize the shit out of them all the time.
- 44:57SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but he seems okay.
- 44:59SPEAKER_01: He's like, Do I look bigger now?
- 45:01SPEAKER_01: Like he he lets her.
- 45:02SPEAKER_03: That's crazy.
- 45:03SPEAKER_03: But there's a lid for every pot, as I always say.
- 45:07SPEAKER_01: And this might be a real lid.
- 45:09SPEAKER_03: Might be.
- 45:11SPEAKER_03: Might be.
- 45:13SPEAKER_01: We didn't get much from them.
- 45:16SPEAKER_03: No.
- 45:16SPEAKER_03: Um, but I'm excited to see where they where they go.
- 45:20SPEAKER_03: And I have a question for you.
- 45:23SPEAKER_03: Moving on to another couple.
- 45:24SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 45:25SPEAKER_03: Has Mallory restored our faith in people from the South?
- 45:31SPEAKER_01: She is a downass bitch.
- 45:36SPEAKER_01: She will punch anyone in the face who calls her man a terrorist.
- 45:39SPEAKER_01: Does she give me hope for humanity?
- 45:42SPEAKER_03: Kind of.
- 45:43SPEAKER_03: She cut off her friends.
- 45:45SPEAKER_03: As a as a as a person should do.
- 45:50SPEAKER_03: They're so sweet together.
- 45:53SPEAKER_01: I gotta tell you, I was like pretty enamored with him when like the four dogs were in the bed and he was trying to wrangle them out, and I thought it was so cute, but then I saw something that really upset me that it just like changed it was deeply upsetting to me about him.
- 46:12SPEAKER_01: He has a Mickey Mouse tattoo on his bicep.
- 46:15SPEAKER_03: There's gotta be something to that.
- 46:17SPEAKER_03: Let the man explain before you judge.
- 46:21SPEAKER_01: Alright, I think we need to investigate because that was never have I gotten the ick so fast.
- 46:27SPEAKER_01: I've gone from in in love to ick.
- 46:30SPEAKER_01: Wouldn't stop me.
- 46:33SPEAKER_01: That would really get you going.
- 46:35SPEAKER_03: That would be a selling point.
- 46:37SPEAKER_03: It'd be like, do you love Disney?
- 46:40SPEAKER_01: He's just so cute the way he calls her Baby.
- 46:43SPEAKER_03: There's no one outside, baby.
- 46:45SPEAKER_03: What about when he calls Brandon Brandy?
- 46:47SPEAKER_03: Do you think he just can't say Brandon?
- 46:50SPEAKER_01: No, I think he calls him Brandy because he hates him.
- 46:53SPEAKER_03: Do you feel it's offensive to sit on somebody's open tailgate at a party with tailgates?
- 46:59SPEAKER_01: I didn't know the tailgate etiquette because apparently from the north.
- 47:08SPEAKER_01: Man, I would not think twice about hopping on somebody's tailgate.
- 47:12SPEAKER_03: If it was open, that's an invitation.
- 47:14SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they're having a conversation.
- 47:16SPEAKER_01: And like this guy seems like bad news.
- 47:19SPEAKER_03: He does.
- 47:21SPEAKER_01: My boyfriend was watching and he was like, I can't tell if they're joking or not.
- 47:25SPEAKER_01: And he's like, I can't either, because you know, Matt Sharp loves his fake outs, but I don't know.
- 47:31SPEAKER_01: But this guy seems serious and scary.
- 47:34SPEAKER_03: I think if there was like a bra, we would have seen it in the previews.
- 47:38SPEAKER_01: Did you like how when they went to get coffee, Rasheed was wearing like a hat that said freedom and a denim vest?
- 47:44SPEAKER_01: Like he's already wearing the the customary outfits of his new home.
- 47:50SPEAKER_03: It's really sweet.
- 47:51SPEAKER_03: I just think like I wouldn't do it, but it's cute that he's trying to assimilate.
- 47:56SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and he's trying to be excited about everything, even though he's in literal hell.
- 48:02SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 48:04SPEAKER_01: So yay! Yay for love.
- 48:07SPEAKER_01: Two two couples for our time, maybe for real.
- 48:11SPEAKER_03: Do you think Josh and Katie are for real?
- 48:18SPEAKER_03: No, I just got that man on a twin fucking mattress in a concrete apartment.
- 48:23SPEAKER_01: Not just any twin mattress, the nastiest twin mattress I have ever seen.
- 48:29SPEAKER_03: And she would like to uh dabble in some activities with a clearly used and unwashed strapless strap on.
- 48:43SPEAKER_01: That they only blurred the very tip of, which was that about you can see the whole fucking device.
- 48:49SPEAKER_03: So my question is if it's an uncircumcised dildo, do you not have to blur it?
- 48:54SPEAKER_03: Because all they blurred was the tip.
- 48:57SPEAKER_01: Great cue.
- 48:58SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 48:59SPEAKER_01: That's a great cue.
- 49:01SPEAKER_03: Although I guess they all kind of look the same when they're full of functional.
- 49:06SPEAKER_01: Um I wouldn't know.
- 49:08SPEAKER_01: And I hoped now.
- 49:10SPEAKER_03: Anyway, um, that was fucking disgusting.
- 49:13SPEAKER_03: I wanted to throw up when he said there's a smudge on it.
- 49:16SPEAKER_03: I literally gagged in my mouth.
- 49:18SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that whole thing was that whole thing is just this girl.
- 49:25SPEAKER_03: She needs some I think she needs some actual help.
- 49:29SPEAKER_01: She's a she put her bread filter on the stove and burned it.
- 49:35SPEAKER_03: She's not well, obviously.
- 49:36SPEAKER_03: And I don't think it's I don't think it's just the OCD.
- 49:40SPEAKER_01: I think she has bigger issues than either of us than anyone anticipated.
- 49:45SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 49:47SPEAKER_01: And like I also think she's just uh kind of annoying.
- 49:50SPEAKER_01: Like she's not funny.
- 49:51SPEAKER_03: Oh, a thousand percent.
- 49:52SPEAKER_03: She's super annoying.
- 49:54SPEAKER_01: Like I think she thinks she's cute, but no, I think she's just being her authentic self, and it's just really annoying.
- 50:02SPEAKER_01: And that's in addition to the mental health issues, not like because of them.
- 50:07SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but not a fan of her.
- 50:10SPEAKER_01: No, but I'm I'm I can't stop watching.
- 50:12SPEAKER_01: It's a train wreck, I'm not gonna stop watching.
- 50:16SPEAKER_03: So then we have who do we have?
- 50:20SPEAKER_01: We have a brief speaking of a train wreck, we have a very brief scene with Deb Debbie and Maido, Mito.
- 50:25SPEAKER_03: That man gives me a chill down my spine.
- 50:28SPEAKER_01: Yeah, if I saw him on the street, I would yeah, I would send ice through my bones.
- 50:35SPEAKER_03: Has gotta go back to Egypt.
- 50:37SPEAKER_01: He needs to go back to Egypt because he's terrible, and it seems like next episode he will be.
- 50:42SPEAKER_03: What this conversation alone, I'd be like, This is we're done here.
- 50:49SPEAKER_01: Fuck you.
- 50:50SPEAKER_03: Why is she not doing that?
- 50:53SPEAKER_01: The curly head to fuck is what he is.
- 50:55SPEAKER_03: Why isn't she doing that?
- 50:57SPEAKER_01: She will next week.
- 50:59SPEAKER_03: I hope so.
- 51:01SPEAKER_01: She has to give it a little bit more of a try.
- 51:03SPEAKER_01: I mean, she paid for him to get all the way there and you know, signed up for this show and probably went through a lot, so she can't give up that easily.
- 51:09SPEAKER_01: Neither of them can, but it's not gonna take much longer.
- 51:15SPEAKER_01: And last but not least, we have our Kleinfeld girl, who I probably will never learn her name because it just really doesn't matter.
- 51:22SPEAKER_03: It's either Marissa or it's Melissa.
- 51:24SPEAKER_01: I think it's Marissa, and I don't know his name either.
- 51:27SPEAKER_01: He doesn't even seem to know her name.
- 51:29SPEAKER_01: He calls her Blondie.
- 51:30SPEAKER_03: His name is Edward, and I think I really found myself liking him on this episode.
- 51:35SPEAKER_01: Why?
- 51:36SPEAKER_01: Because he was fascinated by America, and he said that she lived in the home alone house.
- 51:41SPEAKER_03: No, he just seems really nice, and he seems to really like her, and he really is excited about her kids.
- 51:46SPEAKER_03: I thought that was really sweet, and I felt like she is treating him like a child already, and that's my first thought.
- 51:55SPEAKER_03: And then my second thought is I do appreciate a well-made bed though.
- 52:00SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, bed aside, she needs to be careful.
- 52:02SPEAKER_01: She's telling him he can't eat chocolate in the morning.
- 52:05SPEAKER_01: Like, don't make a mess, make the bed, make my bed the way I like it.
- 52:09SPEAKER_01: It's like with their age difference, it's getting into dangerous mother-son territory.
- 52:13SPEAKER_01: 100% to back the fuck down.
- 52:17SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 52:18SPEAKER_01: If these are things that you can gently tell somebody, or also, like, if the man wants to eat chocolate in the morning, let him eat chocolate in the morning.
- 52:26SPEAKER_01: People eat cocoa puffs.
- 52:28SPEAKER_03: He's a whole ass adult.
- 52:29SPEAKER_03: You don't get to tell an adult what to do.
- 52:31SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what what to not eat?
- 52:32SPEAKER_01: Like, you can say something like, Oh wow, chocolate in the morning, interesting choice, but like you can't tell him no.
- 52:38SPEAKER_01: No, she's already older than him.
- 52:42SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 52:43SPEAKER_01: But yeah, he even got himself circumcised for her, and he said it was a very painful and two months of bloody recovery.
- 52:50SPEAKER_03: Gross.
- 52:51SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, it is gross, isn't it?
- 52:55SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 52:56SPEAKER_03: Circumcisions are unnecessary and gross.
- 52:59SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 53:01SPEAKER_01: Um otherwise, yeah.
- 53:04SPEAKER_03: I mean, I kind of fast forward to the conversation he had with the the kid's dad because Well, you know, it went from a threatening kind of I'll come get you if anything happens, to uh I'm gonna do you solid and tell you to watch out for their fan her family.
- 53:20SPEAKER_03: They're gonna make you feel like shit.
- 53:21SPEAKER_01: But like I think that this is different because this man doesn't have the same pri issues with his pride.
- 53:27SPEAKER_03: I tend to agree.
- 53:29SPEAKER_03: But I guess we'll just have to see how that shakes out.
- 53:35SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 53:36SPEAKER_01: That's all she wrote for this one.
- 53:39SPEAKER_01: Right?
- 53:39SPEAKER_01: Otherwise, we can just get on get on to the last resort.
- 53:43SPEAKER_03: Last but not least, last resort.
- 53:46SPEAKER_01: I cannot believe that we saw a real ghost.
- 53:49SPEAKER_03: I know that shit in.
- 53:52SPEAKER_01: I cannot, and everyone's saying it was a producer, it was a producer.
- 53:55SPEAKER_01: Like, I really that did not look like a human creature.
- 53:58SPEAKER_03: No, it didn't.
- 54:00SPEAKER_01: Like, it looked like it might be a head and a body, but like like the head was like hang like not in the right spot for our head to be.
- 54:08SPEAKER_03: I had to stop looking at it because it was creeping me out.
- 54:11SPEAKER_01: And then in other shots, it almost looked like they blurred it, whatever it was.
- 54:16SPEAKER_01: Like, what was it?
- 54:17SPEAKER_01: My boyfriend said it looked like a cat.
- 54:19SPEAKER_03: Can we have some of the editors like speak out about this?
- 54:24SPEAKER_01: I did I did my best.
- 54:25SPEAKER_01: I sent you everything I could find on the internet.
- 54:27SPEAKER_03: And it was no, but I need them to I need the editors to speak up.
- 54:32SPEAKER_01: You have to tell us.
- 54:34SPEAKER_01: Like, I that's really all that like this episode this show is way too long and too much of a slug.
- 54:40SPEAKER_01: It's a miracle I even saw that because you didn't.
- 54:44SPEAKER_03: That's true.
- 54:45SPEAKER_01: Um you're not enjoying it.
- 54:49SPEAKER_01: No, we don't need confessionals after every couple says, like, they show these couples in couples therapy, and one couple will say like five sentences, and then we'll get confessionals from everyone about what they think about those five sentences.
- 55:00SPEAKER_01: Then they'll say five more sentences, and then we'll get confessionals of reaction.
- 55:04SPEAKER_01: It's too damn much.
- 55:07SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and I don't even feel the need to recap everything that's going on with each couple individually.
- 55:11SPEAKER_03: Personally, the one thing that really stuck out to me though is just Guillermo saying that he's not proud that Kara's the father of his child was devastating.
- 55:25SPEAKER_01: Devastating because she has an OnlyFans, yeah.
- 55:30SPEAKER_01: At least we know why.
- 55:32SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because he thinks she shouldn't be taking her top off as a mother, which is something, but like it just sounded so harsh.
- 55:38SPEAKER_03: So harsh.
- 55:39SPEAKER_03: And when you said it too, I was like, they're we already knew this, but it's like they're never gonna work this out.
- 55:46SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you don't come back from that.
- 55:48SPEAKER_01: They've been separated for a year, like there's not which makes it just sad.
- 55:52SPEAKER_01: It's like we already know the ending here, the ending already happened.
- 55:56SPEAKER_03: I think unfortunately, her behavior has made him judge her in a way that may has also made him say things he that you can't come back from.
- 56:09SPEAKER_03: Like, I think there's more than just this.
- 56:11SPEAKER_03: Definitely, and they've both slept with other people.
- 56:14SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they're done.
- 56:15SPEAKER_03: This is done.
- 56:16SPEAKER_03: Devastating.
- 56:18SPEAKER_01: It's our time, but he did look really hot in his glasses.
- 56:21SPEAKER_03: He looks so hot.
- 56:22SPEAKER_01: That what seemed to be the happiest couple to me, honestly, is Patrick and Thais.
- 56:27SPEAKER_03: I know, and it's shocking to know where they are now.
- 56:29SPEAKER_03: It's like whoa.
- 56:30SPEAKER_01: Yeah, if you had told if I didn't know that she got arrested for what is it, domestic violence or whatever.
- 56:36SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like I would have told you that they were just here for the fame.
- 56:40SPEAKER_03: 100%.
- 56:42SPEAKER_01: Maybe at the time they were, and like that, you know, but yeah, something went south after this, and hopefully we'll learn all about it at the reunion.
- 56:51SPEAKER_01: Hopefully, Sean actually does her job.
- 56:53SPEAKER_03: She won't.
- 56:54SPEAKER_01: So I'm confused about Rebecca because she used to be a private investigator, but then when we saw her on her season, she was a fast food worker.
- 57:03SPEAKER_03: So, like, well, I do have a vague memory of her being like at least saying she was a private detective before.
- 57:11SPEAKER_01: And those two I also think are definitely here.
- 57:14SPEAKER_01: They I mean they're boned last night, they said, like they're fine.
- 57:17SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think this whole cheating thing is just like you know, their their storyline.
- 57:24SPEAKER_03: Same with Sarper and Shekinah, they don't they're fine, also.
- 57:28SPEAKER_01: I don't think so.
- 57:29SPEAKER_01: I think that she's his beard, and that's all there is to it.
- 57:33SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay.
- 57:35SPEAKER_01: What about the therapist?
- 57:38SPEAKER_01: The therapist walked into the banquet, and I don't know if you caught this, but it really made me laugh when Thais goes, Oh, it's the therapist, like not by name or anything, just like excited to see this figure that was funny.
- 57:52SPEAKER_01: And then the only other thing that stood out to me was when they were all asking how their wives looked, and some Mick goes, you know, I expected more from her.
- 58:00SPEAKER_01: That's fair.
- 58:02SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, I thought it was so rude.
- 58:04SPEAKER_01: She's an elder, she's a senior citizen.
- 58:07SPEAKER_03: He wants her to show off that bod.
- 58:10SPEAKER_01: Something about Shekinah being so nice to Jenny, like Jenny, when was the last time you got your makeup done like this?
- 58:17SPEAKER_01: Makes me uncomfy.
- 58:19SPEAKER_03: It's patronizing.
- 58:20SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, that's what it is.
- 58:23SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it is.
- 58:24SPEAKER_01: Like she's she doesn't need that, and maybe it's because she talks slow.
- 58:28SPEAKER_03: Yeah, maybe they think she's dumb because she well bad saying this because she has ALS, but she has been dumb before the ALS.
- 58:37SPEAKER_01: Unless, yeah, I mean she's been dumb the whole time, but I do wonder if the ALS made it so she couldn't operate the cash register at the family cafe.
- 58:46SPEAKER_03: That's a great point.
- 58:48SPEAKER_01: Like now I regret saying that she was dumb because she couldn't figure out change.
- 58:51SPEAKER_03: Like maybe we learned that that cafe has closed to nobody's surprise.
- 58:56SPEAKER_01: Shocking, they didn't even have clean water.
- 58:59SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 59:01SPEAKER_01: That was fun.
- 59:02SPEAKER_01: That was a fun train wreck.
- 59:03SPEAKER_01: I miss I miss watching.
- 59:05SPEAKER_01: I could watch just a show about them trying to operate in that cafe.
- 59:08SPEAKER_03: I hope that this season starts to pick up more steam at some point.
- 59:12SPEAKER_01: You know, this show has always been kind of a slot for me, and I was excited to see some of these couples, but like the editing is just so lacking.
- 59:22SPEAKER_01: Like, we need this needs to be an hour.
- 59:24SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 59:27SPEAKER_03: Anyway, are you gonna rot this weekend?
- 59:31SPEAKER_03: We actually got this done on a Saturday for once.
- 59:33SPEAKER_01: I know a Saturday, well, for me, kind of morning, but yeah, I'm probably gonna do some riding tonight.
- 59:39SPEAKER_01: We're gonna go see the new Steven Spielberg movie.
- 59:42SPEAKER_03: I read all about it.
- 59:44SPEAKER_01: You did, yeah.
- 59:46SPEAKER_01: Did it sound good?
- 59:48SPEAKER_03: Oh, yes.
- 59:49SPEAKER_01: I love Alien stuff.
- 59:51SPEAKER_03: Oh, you'll like it then.
- 59:52SPEAKER_01: I'm so excited.
- 59:53SPEAKER_01: Like, I've been wanting to see it.
- 59:54SPEAKER_01: And when my boyfriend was like, Do you want to go see that movie?
- 59:56SPEAKER_01: I was like, because last week I asked him about it, and he's like, I'm not really that interested, but I'll go if you want.
- 1:00:02SPEAKER_01: And then he said he read about it and that he read that it seemed good, so so exciting.
- 1:00:08SPEAKER_01: Um, and then tomorrow, I don't even know.
- 1:00:13SPEAKER_01: Probably rot or whatever chores that my boyfriend makes me do.
- 1:00:16SPEAKER_01: What about you?
- 1:00:18SPEAKER_03: Well, I have my massage in a few hours.
- 1:00:22SPEAKER_01: That is like the next level of rotting.
- 1:00:24SPEAKER_01: We can't even call it rotting.
- 1:00:26SPEAKER_03: Just gonna continue this magical day of aloneness and tomorrow we don't really have anything planned.
- 1:00:36SPEAKER_03: I think we need to start getting ourselves together.
- 1:00:39SPEAKER_03: We leave for the Outer Banks on Friday.
- 1:00:42SPEAKER_03: We're doing the drive down to the outer banks of North Carolina in two days.
- 1:00:47SPEAKER_03: So we need to pack basically everything that the baby owns so that we have literally anything we can need.
- 1:00:53SPEAKER_03: The great thing about this trip though, I don't think we've talked about this on the pod, is that both sets of grandparents are on this trip.
- 1:01:01SPEAKER_03: So my expectation is that I won't need to be a mother at all on this trip.
- 1:01:08SPEAKER_01: For a whole week.
- 1:01:09SPEAKER_03: Yeah, for a whole week.
- 1:01:12SPEAKER_03: I mean, like today, but for a week.
- 1:01:15SPEAKER_01: That's gonna be awesome.
- 1:01:16SPEAKER_01: Except you're gonna want to see him like in the water and stuff.
- 1:01:19SPEAKER_01: That's gonna be so cool.
- 1:01:20SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we got him like a floaty thing and we put him in it.
- 1:01:23SPEAKER_03: I really had a a lapse of judgment yesterday.
- 1:01:26SPEAKER_03: We I filled up this kiddie pool with water because we had to test the floaty thing that we got him.
- 1:01:31SPEAKER_03: It was like over 90 degrees yesterday, so it was really hot, and I thought, oh my god, it feels so good to step into this kiddie pool.
- 1:01:38SPEAKER_03: He's gonna feel amazing in this pool because it's so hot outside.
- 1:01:42SPEAKER_03: Um, not really thinking about the fact that I was pretty much dunked cold plunging his whole little body into freezing cold hose water.
- 1:01:51SPEAKER_03: And he screamed.
- 1:01:52SPEAKER_03: He screamed.
- 1:01:53SPEAKER_01: Surprised your neighbors didn't call CPS on you.
- 1:01:55SPEAKER_03: The screams, he scrimped.
- 1:01:58SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and you were poor, poor little boy.
- 1:02:00SPEAKER_01: He's probably traumatized.
- 1:02:01SPEAKER_01: He probably can never even look at a kiddie pool again.
- 1:02:03SPEAKER_03: Well, the floaty works, so anyway.
- 1:02:06SPEAKER_03: So, yeah, tomorrow we'll be rotting as a family of three as we start to plan our trip.
- 1:02:11SPEAKER_03: Maybe I'll start packing for myself a little bit early.
- 1:02:15SPEAKER_01: When are we gonna record?
- 1:02:17SPEAKER_03: Uh we have to skip next week.
- 1:02:20SPEAKER_03: Well, we'll see you when we see you.
- 1:02:22SPEAKER_03: Um, thank you so much for rotting with us.
- 1:02:25SPEAKER_01: Summer is in full effect.
- 1:02:27SPEAKER_03: Bye.
- 1:02:28SPEAKER_01: Bye.