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🏡 Valley Reunion Part 3 "Jax's Swan Song" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: Hey everybody, Oh, welcome in. It is the end of
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: the Valley Reunion, Part three. Emily is here, Emily is
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: chiming in to wrap up this season.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I gotta say for I would have switched
• 0:37
  Speaker 3: episode two. This felt like an episode two of a reunion,
• 0:41
  Speaker 3: and episode two felt like an episode three.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what. I felt that too. And then
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: the other thing was I was like, this is such
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: a good episode. I feel like they almost needed four.
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not gonna lie, although it'd be kind
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: of like being a dead horse. I mean, however, I
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: do feel like this episode. In the middle of it,
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: I was saying to myself, how are they going to
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  Speaker 2: like wrap this up? Because there's a lot to just
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: sift through yet still and it was pretty explosive. So look,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I'm sure a bunch of footage hit the
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  Speaker 2: cutting room floor, but you.
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  Speaker 4: Know, there's only so much I could do what I
• 1:20
  Speaker 4: say to Kralser, Jake's There's only so much I could say,
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  Speaker 4: you day.
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  Speaker 2: And we got to get those pregnant ladies out of there, like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, we got to get those pregnant gals off
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  Speaker 2: those couches and out of the line of the drama
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  Speaker 2: fire if you will. Yeah, yeah, but welcome.
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking that Nia, really I was like worried
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  Speaker 1: there was a second.
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  Speaker 2: Well yeah, she was like I'm having contractions or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: She's like definitely feeling something. And you know, I actually
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  Speaker 2: didn't really have this thought until somewhat before we just
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: jumped on, but I was like, think, to myself, you know,
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  Speaker 2: that really did stand out to me. How we have
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  Speaker 2: these two pregnant ladies and we've got Janet and Jason
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  Speaker 2: essentially were really the ones that were you know, the
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  Speaker 2: two couches were at each other, and I just was thinking, Janet,
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  Speaker 2: you were so upset about what Zach said, and she
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  Speaker 2: should have been, you know, when Zach said that thing
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  Speaker 2: about her situation last year and a horrific thing. I
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  Speaker 2: don't care if he was blackout, doesn't matter. A horrible
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  Speaker 2: thing to say allegedly allegedly that he was that he
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  Speaker 2: was blackout.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, whatever he said, because he's not totally sure.
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  Speaker 3: And then it's been quoted different ways. So I still
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  Speaker 3: think we haven't have we fully landed on it.
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  Speaker 2: I think we get the gist, so whatever he said
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  Speaker 2: was just inappropriate, and she was very upset about that.
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  Speaker 2: And yet here we are at this reunion and this
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  Speaker 2: entire season really, but the reunion, she's saying these horrible things,
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  Speaker 2: you know, and we've got Nia who's pregnant. It's like,
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  Speaker 2: read the room, Read the room. I know you have
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  Speaker 2: to speak on things, but you know, I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to turn this into like a Janet bashing session because
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  Speaker 2: I feel like the world is going to do that
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  Speaker 2: for us. But I did really have, you know, overall
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  Speaker 2: broad strokes. I was like, Janet, God, you really need
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  Speaker 2: to like chill out. Is kind of like the overall
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  Speaker 2: vibe I have about her, which is like, I appreciate
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  Speaker 2: her standing up for women, for calling out things that
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: Danny did. And then I'm thinking, why in every break
• 3:37
  Speaker 2: are you keiking with Jacks, a guy who has done
• 3:43
  Speaker 2: not just what she's accusing Danny of, but beyond the
• 3:48
  Speaker 2: scope of what I would think. She would have a
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  Speaker 2: really hard time being in the same room with someone
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  Speaker 2: like that, let alone sit on the same couch, let
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  Speaker 2: alone engage with over and over again. I feel like
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  Speaker 2: Carrie Bradh. It got me thinking, what is it that
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  Speaker 2: she is doing? Like what is happening behind the scenes
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  Speaker 2: that Jason and Janet are fine with Jacks and are
• 4:11
  Speaker 2: moving forward and like getting his back on things.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I don't think she thinks of Jacks as
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  Speaker 3: a serious person anyway. Now you have a point, because
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  Speaker 3: Jax is the worst of all time. We're just so
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  Speaker 3: used to it that we're like, oh, that's hilarious. Jacks is,
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  Speaker 3: you know, driving down the wrong side of the road again,
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  Speaker 3: ha ha ha.
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  Speaker 2: Right right, But not to mention she's also sitting on
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  Speaker 2: the same couch like next to Jesse, who has done
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  Speaker 2: horrible things to Michelle, to which the point like you
• 4:45
  Speaker 2: and I and Jamie have all talked about who is worse,
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  Speaker 2: you know, like Jesse or Jacks, and has no real
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  Speaker 2: problem with Jesse. She will call him out on certain things,
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  Speaker 2: but she does it with kind of like a wink
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  Speaker 2: and a smile or not as heavy as she does
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  Speaker 2: with Danny and Nia. And not to say or excuse
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  Speaker 2: Danny's behavior, because I am all for calling that out
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  Speaker 2: and Jasmine and Michelle talking about on the show like everything, everything, everything,
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  Speaker 2: But at the end of the day, she just keeps
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  Speaker 2: almost like making it worse and worse by the words
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  Speaker 2: that she continues to use, and I was pretty shocked
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  Speaker 2: how much Andy really kind of came for her and
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  Speaker 2: Jason during this reunion. I was like, damn, he doesn't
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  Speaker 2: like them.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's pretty clear. And it also is clear that like,
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  Speaker 3: because again Janet's not wrong, we just do not like
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  Speaker 3: the messenger. So it's like yeah, yeah, yeah, Janet copy,
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  Speaker 3: we get it. Yeah, And then it's like, but stop,
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  Speaker 3: like you can eat. Like the fact that what she
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  Speaker 3: is saying isn't really being fully entertained by people like
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  Speaker 3: Andy or Chris standard people like they're cutting her off,
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  Speaker 3: is like they really do not enjoy jan That's what
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  Speaker 3: it comes down to.
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  Speaker 2: It really does. It boils down to she's not likable,
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  Speaker 2: but cutting her off. I mean, she's had plenty of
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  Speaker 2: time to say what she's needed to say on the
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  Speaker 2: season and again on the reunion, even by coming up
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  Speaker 2: with new words this this episode, by saying like what
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  Speaker 2: do you prefer?
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  Speaker 3: You know?
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  Speaker 2: But I also don't like, she's not wrong. I don't
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  Speaker 2: want it to be dumbed down. I don't want it
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  Speaker 2: to be dumb down but her. But she is drilling
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  Speaker 2: and drilling and drilling when it's not necessary at this
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  Speaker 2: point because he's taken ownership and a Jasmine's point, they
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  Speaker 2: don't want it really brought up again in that light. However,
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  Speaker 2: it's the reunion. You do have to go over these things,
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  Speaker 2: so I don't fault her for that. I really don't.
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  Speaker 2: Like I did appreciate when she was like, we're speaking
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  Speaker 2: to it, so I have to say where I was
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  Speaker 2: at that point. But it seems like she's still, you know,
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  Speaker 2: harbors a lot of hatred and animosity towards Danny himself.
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  Speaker 2: So that's what was very clear, And same with Jason
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  Speaker 2: because he called him a clown. They were trying to
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  Speaker 2: like put their side out there, but really leave them
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  Speaker 2: for dead. Instead instead of being like, we understand, you know,
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  Speaker 2: as long as Jasmine and Melissa forgive you, we can
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  Speaker 2: move on and I won't bring it up again.
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  Speaker 3: Well she did say I'll never say essay again. I'll
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  Speaker 3: never say it again, like but it was almost like
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  Speaker 3: a defense thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Janet's big.
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  Speaker 3: If I could offer you a note, Janet for next season,
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  Speaker 3: it would be everyone gets one shot at explaining their
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  Speaker 3: side versus Janet, and then she cuts it off and
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  Speaker 3: it acts like it never happened. Like how many times
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  Speaker 3: has Kristen talked to her or whoever and all? And
• 7:51
  Speaker 3: Janet's side will go on indefinitely, it will keep coming up,
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  Speaker 3: it will never be done, and it keeps coming up
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  Speaker 3: and keeps coming.
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  Speaker 2: So it's like, well, that's what it is, because there's
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  Speaker 2: no closure and there's no movement. She continued to dig
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  Speaker 2: and dig and dig and dig and didn't bote give
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  Speaker 2: any Yeah, she could have, like there's so many other
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  Speaker 2: ways that she could have gone about it. And it's
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  Speaker 2: just really disappointing because you know, I did feel bad
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  Speaker 2: for Nia because like this is just stressing her that
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  Speaker 2: ahe out and you know, I don't I mean, Danny,
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  Speaker 2: it's not that I don't care, it's just that I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 2: when Janet says, we'll stop doing the things that you're
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  Speaker 2: doing and then we won't have to talk about this.
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  Speaker 2: I did find that she was a little bit reckless
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  Speaker 2: when she was like, you've done this multiple times, you
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  Speaker 2: keep doing this as recently as the super Bowl, and
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  Speaker 2: so now we're bringing up new things and now we
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: don't really know what she's talking about, and it's being presented,
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  Speaker 2: as Andy said, as if he's grabbing other women's asses
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  Speaker 2: and doing the exact same thing, because the way that
• 8:57
  Speaker 2: they phrased it was you did it again. So they
• 9:02
  Speaker 2: left a lot of room for a lead into a
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  Speaker 2: defamation case, honestly, because she's just saying these things, and
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  Speaker 2: then for her to be like, well, a lot of
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  Speaker 2: people understand, you know, know about it, even some people
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  Speaker 2: on this couch. And then and she's like Michelle, and
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  Speaker 2: then we get this whole thing and this was shocking.
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  Speaker 2: And then Brittany's like.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'll be you were followed with me round and
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  Speaker 4: that was just getting the weird vibe, but you didn't
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  Speaker 4: do nothing.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, well, what is it that he did?
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  Speaker 2: He made you feeluncomfortable? I understand that. I think people
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  Speaker 2: get vibes off of people. So if it was like
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  Speaker 2: real real, why didn't Brittany say more? What are the
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  Speaker 2: other stories? It leaves a lot to be I.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't believe this thing feeling better about Danny, but I
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  Speaker 3: didn't feel better about Janet either. It was just like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I actually felt worse for Jasmine because of what she
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  Speaker 3: was saying, Like it felt like she felt pretty isolated
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  Speaker 3: after it, and it sounded like maybe it was worse
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  Speaker 3: than I thought it was.
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  Speaker 1: When she was saying like, well, here we go again,
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  Speaker 1: He's just going to get away with it or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh.
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  Speaker 3: Like these were her words at the time that she yes, right,
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  Speaker 3: and then when Britney said something and then try to
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  Speaker 3: downplay it, yeah, because I honestly think for Nia she
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  Speaker 3: was I mean, this is me assuming, but I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: but like.
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  Speaker 1: That, the whole thing was off on Danny.
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  Speaker 3: To me, and I'm like, well, I guess we'll find
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  Speaker 3: out really everything in a couple of years. Yeah, and
• 10:35
  Speaker 3: then Janet's gonna look like a rock star.
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, if it's true. No, it's I totally was
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  Speaker 2: thinking that too, Emily. I'm like, this could turn so
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  Speaker 2: hard in her direction if something goes wildly left with him,
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  Speaker 2: and then we're all going to be like, well, Janet
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  Speaker 2: was a sousayer. We're going to be celebrating her in
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: the streets. But I also still at the same time,
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  Speaker 2: I don't agree with how she handled this. I also
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: don't agree with how like Jason really handled it. Either
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  Speaker 2: innocent until proven guilty really, and I know this isn't
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: the court the real courts, but it's our court. It's
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: our Bravo courts. The reunions are Bravo courts. So to
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  Speaker 2: bring up these other multiple offenses, it was like, what
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  Speaker 2: are you talking about? What is the super Bowl? What
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: is who? And what do you think Bravo edited the
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: super Bowl to bring that out?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, just because of a liability, because it's just Janet's
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  Speaker 3: word then against maybe Danny because I thought, like, you know,
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: sometimes we get a little bit of something, a whiff
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  Speaker 3: of something that Bravo doesn't want anything to do with,
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  Speaker 3: and so it's been like basically like we don't want
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: evidence that we knew something or didn't know something.
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  Speaker 1: And let's just give that out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they let a little.
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  Speaker 1: Of it out there. Yeah, And I didn't know if
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  Speaker 1: that was it.
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  Speaker 2: Just like Nia said, you have to be careful about
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  Speaker 2: the things you say because it just it sticks. Now
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  Speaker 2: we're in our heads and we're just like, yeah, Danny's
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  Speaker 2: a PERV, you know what I mean, like allegedly, Like
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: that's kind of where you land. You're like, Okay, he
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: gets drunk and then he acts like inappropriate. That's sort
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: of where I'm ending.
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: I think that is totally accurate.
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  Speaker 3: We've had enough people that I believe on that show
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  Speaker 3: say that that is what's happening. I believe at the
• 12:18
  Speaker 3: core of what Janet is saying, it's just that she
• 12:22
  Speaker 3: just is spinning it in a direction that benefits her,
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  Speaker 3: and that's.
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  Speaker 1: Gross to me. On this and other things.
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, her motivation is off, and that makes
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  Speaker 2: me not trust her, and it makes me not like her.
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: And so unfortunately, then that's why the viewers are siding
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: with Danny because of how she is. I guess time
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: will tell. I guess time will tell. But the irony
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: of all this is that, like we have Jack's sitting
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  Speaker 2: on this couch two doors down from her, who is horrific.
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: His little lifts, his little lifts that I know that
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: their lives. They look like hooves. But go ahead, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: feeds it in a weird way.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. During the break, they were feeding them carrots like
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: with their palm, like flat out little carrot bites, just
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: like us, me and Maddie at the Gentle Bar in
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: this past weekend. Just feeding feeding, as in the horse.
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: In this day and age, you can't get you can't
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: get around that type of thing because everyone has the
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: ability to Google, image search everything. Right, So he's you know,
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: unapologetic about it and fine with it. So I mean,
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: like good for him. I mean it is what it is, like, right,
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: I mean we wear.
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: Seth Rogan was on Yeah I don't Yeah, Seth Rogan
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  Speaker 3: was on Watch What Happens last night and he was like,
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  Speaker 3: I didn't even know Jack's was sure, Like why so
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: like in to see him wear them when you're sitting
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  Speaker 3: down with such a weird choice.
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, I know I thought that to him, like
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: he's why would he need to do that? But it's
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: because they do the cast photos when they're standing and
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: somebody on the internet, on the World Wide Web, and
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I can't give this person credit, but they
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  Speaker 2: like did a photoshop where they put they took the
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: cast photo and then they lowered Jacks to what his
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: actual height would be. Oh but I didn't realize it's
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: not that short, but like it's definitely. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if it's accurate either, But the point is it's like
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: he doesn't look short. I certainly didn't think he looks short,
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: but everybody just wants to be taller than they are
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: and what have you.
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: But like he could also like scoot around like I
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: would like to see scoot around, scoot around so he
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: can look taller, like he could go stand by someone short.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: Does not have to stand next to Jason, you know
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: what I mean, Like Danny's short, right, Yeah, those boots
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: and stuff or those boles.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: He wears booties.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: He wears his little booties.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: No shade, like, do what you gotta do? You know,
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: we all gotta do what we gotta do. We gotta
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: do what we gotta do.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: You remember those basketball shoes that they used to selling
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: magazines where they were training shoes, but the front was
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: like a disc on the front, so it would train
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: your legs to jump higher.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, no, So like the heel.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: Basically was in the front, but it was like a
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: plate on the on the toe of the.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: Shoe like a little trampoline.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: It was flat. It was a hard disc put on
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: the toe of the shoe.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: I'm supposed to help jump higher for me because it's
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: kind of like you're pushing off a hard so it
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: makes it. Oh, that's really lit. I remember those the
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: pump it ups, like the pumpum Oh yeah, rebock rebock
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: pump No they were were they rebok or were they nice?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: They were all right because Nike had the Nike airs
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: and then Reebok had the pumps, and don't you remember
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: the commercial with a bungee jumping and it was super
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: controversial because one one person had rebock pumps and pumped
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: them up and the other one.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Didn't and the other one didn't return.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: It was like a big controversial It's really funny. I
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: don't remember that, but I love your eighties knowledge. And
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: I did have those rebock pumps. Me and my doubles
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: partner in high school.
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  Speaker 1: Had those wow light up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we planned it. We were like, all right, let's
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: do this and we were.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Like love, love, You know those are not cheap.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Girl. I worked very well. I was. I had several
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: jobs good. I was working at the toy store, I
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: was babysitting, I was weeding. I wrapped presents for my neighbor.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: I was all over a gross point working, Honey. I was,
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: you gotta work for the reback pups. You gotta work. Okay.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: What did you think about when Jason said everybody on
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: this stage has a drinking problem.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, I was like, he's about to catch so much shit.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: It was like crickets. And then I was like, is
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: he right or is he wrong? I was like, he
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: might be he might be right, he might be right.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, we got Danny, we have Jack's, we have Brittany.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: Hi, how they are you? Oh yeah, that's right. I
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: do throw up every single path on drink.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: And then you've got Jason. Actually he was like, yeah,
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: I do, which I thought was.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Really a daily battle or something.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: He said it was a battle every time he decides
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: to have a drink or something, and I thought, you know,
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: I was like that meme worth all the math problems
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: in front of me, and I was like, oh, did
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: he cheat? Is he the one that gets blackout drunken cheats?
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: And maybe you know, but.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we've all said it, We've all watched the show
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: and thought those thoughts.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: So certainly, yeah, certainly vander Pump, But with this cast,
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: I mean I would exclude. I don't I don't know
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: if Kristen really has a problem. I mean, she may
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: have just pregnant. She's been pregnant, but like in the past. Maybe,
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. It seems like she just
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: wore it out. And Nia doesn't seem to have a problem.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Janet doesn't seem to have a problem. Michelle doesn't.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Mainly the guys, I guess according to them, Yeah.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, mainly the guys. Jason and Janet's ring storyline. You know,
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Janet and Jason were saying, like everybody's talking about this.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: It was just becoming such a thing. And Christen's like,
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: no one was talking about it except for you. You know,
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: it was brought up, it was dropped. Like I said,
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: I was just being a bitch all this other stuff,
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: and they're like, no, no, no, everyone was talking about
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: She's like, no, to be with you, nobody cares. Like
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: I don't mean to be an asshole that. She was like,
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: I don't mean to sound like a jerk, but like
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: the fans don't. You're not important enough for people to
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: care about. I was like, oh, she's Kristin. And it
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: was such a sincere burn because she even apologized before
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: she said it, because she was like, this is gonna
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: sound harsh, and she was.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, but they're gonna get into this. This is
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: that couple, both of them. They're gonna get into the semantics.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: They're gonna be like, no one cares, our mothers cared.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Oh dare you you know the detail?
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, You're right. They are in the details. That's where
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: they are. They live in the details. You know, some
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: people live in the comment section. They live in the details.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, they live in the comments too, it sounds.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: I also loved when Kristen this was probably the best
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: part of the reunion for me, when she was like,
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: my reputation is uncovering the truth and inserting myself in
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: other people's business. It's like, why is this like the
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: greatest moment of Kristen's career in this reunion. She's pregnant,
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: she's somewhat lighthearted, she's got some pretty sweet burns, and
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: she's got some good points, and she's pretty chill.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: She's earned it. She's earned it over the last two
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: seasons's she earned it even before that with the scandal
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: all stuff, like.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: She's slowly but surely, we've watched her evolve and like
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: now we're I mean, and it's the real deal.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: That's why it's like, yeah, so great.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: And that's also why we're like, shut up, Janet, right,
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: damn it, Janet.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Damn it, Janet, I love you. Wait, yeah, that's either
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: here nor there. But Kristin accusing her of like being
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: having an alter ego that she's different now than she
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: was before filming. I gotta say I think I believe
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: that totally. And it's really disappointing because this is why
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: you can't take Janet seriously or you don't want to
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: be on her side. And that's the problem is that,
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: like you know, there's all these all these other things
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: that are happening. When Kristin says, like last season, you
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: went in your confessional and said that I was like
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: in the wrong in my relationship with Alex and all
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: this stuff, and it was very sincere. When Kristen said,
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: when I saw your clips, I was floored. I mean,
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: she really felt a sense of betrayal. And it did
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: when I was when we were watching those, I was like,
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: whoa if someone if like my good friend before filming
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: and I shared everything about my relationship, and sure they're
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: gonna judge me. They're gonna make their own choices about
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: like what I did wrong or what I didn't do wrong.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: But keep it to yourself. Don't go on television and
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: be like, yeah, Amy made a lot of big mistakes,
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: like in this relationship, it's not all of his fault,
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: you know, I mean, police, I would be like, whoa,
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: that is dirty.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Right, I totally and I think that unfortunately, I'm sure
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: it happens all the time where people they dig up
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: your studying the show. Well, no, just study the show
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: and then get on a show and then act accordingly
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: in one way that they are coaching themselves and being
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: produced also in fairness, but they don't have a strong
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: enough backbone to be like, you know, I'm not going
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: to do it this way. I'm going to I have
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: a gut feeling I should be doing it a different way.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: And maybe Janet will get there, but she is one hundred.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: When Kristen was talking, I was like, oh, yeah, that's.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: That's the vibe.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: That's the vibe, and that's too bad.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Different person.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know how she's going to come back
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: from that. If they come back for season three, they're
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: coming back.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: She also the show answer.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because she is the villain. I mean they are
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: the villains right now. Which is the irony that Janet
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: and Jason are the villain against Jack's and Jesse. Yeah,
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: like that's what we're talking about at this point. I
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: mean maybe because we've exhausted. I think probably I'll have
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: to say because We've exhausted talking about Jack's at this point,
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: we've kind of gone away from that, and that's fine.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: We need to well.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: And he also wasn't there a lot of the time.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: And we loved Kristen so much that when someone was
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: coming up against her, we were like not happy about it, right,
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: I wasn't. I also think, like, you know, Jax isn't
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: going to be there, so what are they going to
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: They have to have friction, and it's going to be Janet.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Why do you think Janet is so nice to Jacks?
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: And I'm leaving Jason out of it, but why do
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: you think Janet is.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Because Jax wants nothing more than to have Danny go
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: down and flames, so that heats off Jacks.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: So every time Janet goes on that war path, Jax
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: has her back too.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: And I think that that's really like she needs another
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: voice in the room on that, So I think that's
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: why she does that.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Besides Jason, What do.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: You think about the conspiracy that that that uh, Brittany
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: and Jacks and Jason and Janet have some secret that
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: they are holding, like that Jackson Brittany have something against
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Jason and Janet, which is why they're so loyal to
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Jack's in this that that's just floating around.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think Jacks probably thinks that they have
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: he has something.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Because he it's his show.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: What do you mean, what are we talking about? Jax
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: can't keep a secret. For shit, there's no secret.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: There's no I agree with you, I I that's where
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: I started. Yeah, and then I'm also now kind of
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: pulling back from that, going well, I don't know, but
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: you're right, he can't. He really can't.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: No way, there's a boy's there's just when he hits
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: like a supermanic phase, like he will run his mouth.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: He has to have done it. So there's nothing. By
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: the way, I have.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: To say, I kind of agree that the show would
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: not have happened without Jacks.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: I completely agree, and I do feel like he's the
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: biggest part of the show. And that's that's just the facts.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: That's just the Jacks. You know, that's the Jack robe
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: at all. Unfortunately jacksons.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say, but I didn't miss him
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: when he was gone, so I'll give him that.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Yes, the show wouldn't.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: Have happened without him, but the other people can carry
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: the show.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: I will watch but you know what, he wasn't really
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: gone because he was constantly blowing up Britney's phone. He
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: was constantly doing things that got him camera time when
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: he was legit off camera, like that is actually a
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: crazy feat. It's actually his very successful feat for a
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: really reality start to pull off that he was sent
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: away to a rehab, he kept his phone and was
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: able to blast Brittany from one end to the other
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: for the duration of an entire month, so that the
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: storyline was kept on him, whether he did it on
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: purpose or not. That is reality toxicity at its best,
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: and should it be celebrated. No, But I didn't really
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: miss him because we were still getting toxic Jacks coming
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: in through these texts.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but when he before all that, even last season,
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: it wasn't like he was We were talking a lot
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: about Jesse, but like, because when Jackson was in scenes,
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: he was just kind of bitching at Brittany. It wasn't
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: anything yeah, exciting, he was just.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Like, are you gonna do that? Oh, that's very cool? Okay, Okay, he's.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: Doing that bullshit right okay? Oh, like being passive, aggressive
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: and weird. And I guess it's just hard because I'm
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: a great dad, and I'm watching you drink.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: It's like, what that's right, right, right right. I'm sorry
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: to make a laugh at this. It's horrific. It's horrific.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I think I'm okay with him not there.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: I know I'm fine with him not there.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, being understand by everybody else he can't. It's awful.
• 27:34
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  Speaker 2: actually rewatching the valley on my phone on Peacock and
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  Speaker 2: had bit my airpot in and it literally lasted from
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: the Karen Talk like who thinks Janet is a Karen?
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: From the Karen Talk to the end of the Karen Talk.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: That was it, Like that's how fast it went. So
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  Speaker 2: back talking the Valley. I'm with Emily Dereesis and well,
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: let's talk a little bit more about some kind of
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: funny things. Jack Jack's talking about the Frank Dremmon thing
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: and that he didn't watch the show and so did
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: not know that his burner account was exposed.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: I mean, that is crazy to me because it was
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: all over social media that it was exposed.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Because he was on Watch What Happens Live? Remember it?
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: And yeah, they talked about it.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: And Andy was like, it's Frank Dreben, So now my
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: timeline is all off because this makes it seem like
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: they filmed the reunion before he was on Watch What
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Happens Live because he was prepared to answer that they
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: had to have because even Andy at the reunion didn't
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: even know who Frank Drummond was. Because he didn't he
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: didn't correct him to say it was Frank Dreben.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: So somebody ended up correcting him by the end of it.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: But it was so hustled, But yeah, yeah.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: It must have been. It seems like forever ago that
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: we were.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: Reading Michelle saying that her placement on the couch was
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: actually a really great thing.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Remember that that was really funny? Yeah, yeah, I mean
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: I guess, Yeah, I don't.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, it must have been. It must
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: have been.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: But it shocked me that that Jacks did not watch
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: the show, because you would think he would be front
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: and center popcorn watching the screeners because it's all about
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: him and it's his show. So riddle me this. That's weird.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: I do think when I heard him say that, I thought,
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: not that I think he should be on the show
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: or whatever, but I was like, well, maybe he's actually
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: working on himself. But he's still rage, texting and doing
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: everything else. But I'm like, all right, baby steps, baby lifts,
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: baby lives.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's such a great point that he might be
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: working on himself if he's not watching it. I don't know.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Maybe he just doesn't have time, or he doesn't have
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: the only thing. He doesn't have his spectrum or his
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: peacock or internet because he can't afford it or something,
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: so he wasn't able to watch the screens. No.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and Sandoval won't give him the password.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Schworts.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: You know, right now, those three are circled up over
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: in those townhouses. You know, Sandoval's over there, and they're
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: just bitching about the new Vander Pump cast.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Oh oh, they're trying to figure out how they can
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: get in there.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: They're gonna be like, we're hey, we got an idea.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: Why don't we be uh vander Pump next Gin oh.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Old Gin old Gin right of course, ender bubble Jen
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: scary scary stuff.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that is exactly what's happening over there there.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, isn't the Valley vander Pump ol Jen? I
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: mean that's kind of like Valley as I suppose, But yeah, Okay.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: I felt bad for Zach because he I love Zach,
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: and he was like calling out Jax, and you know,
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Jacks will just have the ability to just cut someone
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: down to their studs. He's like, basically, I don't even don't,
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: I don't care. You're a nobody to me. And I
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: was just like, yeah, this shows exactly who you are
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: to say you're a nobody to me. Is that you
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: couldn't get more honest and real as to who Jacks
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: is than that statement right there. And it's so disgusting.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I did get the vibe that Zach probably
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: did have Jackson's back. He said I was a Jack's
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: apologist forever, and I was like, I bet you were Yeah,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: I bet you were.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And he probably because of Brittany. He wanted to,
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: you know, care for Brittany. And the fact that he
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I was, you know, holding Brittany when
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: she was crying and I was holding you and I
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: was like what, Yeah, he was there for them. I
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: just thought it was yeah, And the fact that he
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: was like, I miss our friendship. He did say that,
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: even though Jack said a horrible thing to him, And
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: I did appreciate Jason saying, look, it sounds like he's
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: trying to give you an olive branch, So why don't
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: you do something? And I don't know who said it,
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: maybe it was Zach, but it's like, if you really
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: want to be better, like be better with the people
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: that are around Britney meaning him, and I think Jack's
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: did take that in, but it was kind of like
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: too little, too late because of the hurtful thing he said.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: I didn't like that. I didn't like.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like that. He doesn't treat Zach like
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: a serious person. That's what I don't like. Yeah, yeah,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: He's a nobody. He doesn't see him as anybody. Yeah,
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: that's basically what people like him do Yeah, Okay. When
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Jack's was selling a lot of stuff on eBay, I
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: was like, you know you and I got behind this
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: all the way. We're like, yeah, sell this stuff, make
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: some money. I mean I think that was a smart
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: business decision to do that. And but people were really
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: laughing at it, and you know, but I was like,
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: what is he going to do? He's right, he's right
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: to do it.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I well, I appreciated that.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: On the reunion they didn't laugh, but like all like
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: there was a huge joke when it aired, and they
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: were like, I mean this guy and I'm like, uh,
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: cut to all of you selling some your swag on
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: there if you have to. I mean, yeah, I don't know.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: I wish we knew the store name. We still can't
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: figure that out.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Oh I haven't looked, have you? I have?
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Remember I went so hard down there.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: That's right. You did you tried to find it?
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's closed. Maybe his shop is closed because he
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: sold everything.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Doubt it.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: I want to talk about jan and Jason and Nia
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: and Danny talking about like they're saying we didn't know
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: you before we filmed, and then Nia and Danny were
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: like what are you talking about we knew you, you
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: came over to our house all this stuff. And I
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: think the point was they weren't, you know, friends before
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: they started filming. They were introduced for the show, and
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: then they came over and they connected, and that was
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: what Neia was talking about. So it kind of was like,
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: regardless of how long we knew each other, they knew
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: each other. And I think that was why Nea was
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: fighting so hard.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And you know, it could also be like while
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: the Valley was being discussed, they started to like.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what I mean it was years ago, Yeah, prior
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: to filming. Yes, yes, right, that makes a lot of sense.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Janet saying Danny you said Michelle was a whore is
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: a perfect example of why we cannot champion Janet. That's
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: it in a nutshell.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Ups, you are correct.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: That pissed me off. That pissed me off. Like nobody's business.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh my gosh. I mean I was
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: giving her as much slack as I could when when
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: she was talking about Danny and she was bringing up
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: what would you what do you want? What word do
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: you want me to use? Groping, pedophilia, you know, sexual attack,
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: a sexual abuse, like I was like, oh my god, okay, okay, okay,
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: pull the rings back. I was trying to like get
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: behind what she's saying because I don't want to brush
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: that under the rug either. But when she was like
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: you call Michelle', HORROR i was, like you know, what
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: we got a problem. Here.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah And.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: Danny was Quoting, jesse WHICH i wanted him to double,
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: down triple down, on like that wasn't what he was.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Saying and also he didn't intend it to be on camera,
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: correct which we can we can, give give or, take
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: we can believe or not believe. That BUT i believe
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: he really is that naive and THOUGHT.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I do for REALITY. TV i think he grew.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: Up his work has always been around like union and
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: scripts and that kind of. THING i, mean he might
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: have done non union. Too i'm just, saying like there's
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: a etiquette, involved like, oh, okay we're done, now, right
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: and so we're just gonna have a casual, conversation, Right
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: it's like it's not REALITY.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Tv, really they're going to keep rolling until the trucks
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: are rolling. Away yeah, yeah and he maybe even after
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: even after. Yeah so, Yeah AND.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: I Think danny fell into that a couple times on here.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: This you, know he's kind of taken for granted that, like,
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: yeah you may know all the equipment and how this.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Worked but you do not know how REALITY tv. Works.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Buddy that's right and most and they're getting their asses handed,
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: them all of. Them, Janet, Jason, Danny Nia. Luke oh my.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: God luke was so exasperated With kristin and she was,
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: like don't trush. ME i agreed with.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Her, yeah, Like, luke sit the fuck.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: Down, yeah this is this is her show and she's speaking.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Truth so you better just, relax you.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: Know, Amy now that you're saying, This i'm, realizing like
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: it doesn't matter if.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: You're a student of REALITY tv or SCRIPTED.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Tv janet's REALITY tv studied it very, hard And danny is.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Scripted it doesn't.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Matter like you are gonna have to start from square
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: one no matter what when you get on one of these,
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: shows and you've got to learn from the ground.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Up it's a great. Equalizer, yeah despite what your background,
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: is it's gonna it's gonna take. You it'll take.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: You she can control the.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Edit it's like the. Ocean you'll be. Fine, Yeah, YEAH
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: i mean it's.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: True it's.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: True, well let's talk About jesse and his girlfriend situation
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: and How andy went daddy all Over jesse's ass and was,
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: like this is reality, television you. Understand AND i was, like, oh,
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: bos that kind of gave me. Life and because whenever you,
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: understand here's WHAT i would. Do she was in the
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: green room right, Now i'd bring her out here and
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: slap a micunner AND i would want to talk to
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: her because that's what happens on reality, television when you're
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: on a reality television. Show he got, It he, said you.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Understand.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah jesse was, like, yes, Sir yes.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Sir he really.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: Was he. Was it felt so good to have him.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Schooled after everything that you'd see him do To, michelle.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: It was like not a dad. Thing it was like
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: if your friend's, dad y'all say You it was like.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: THAT i was, like oh, shit, right be we're the
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: next three TIMES i come over your friend's.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: Dad you're so, right you, Understand uh, huh that's not
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: how we do it at our. House you may do
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: this at your, house we don't do that in. Ours got?
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: It you're playing my. Mind it's making me uncomfortable just
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: being in his. Shoes oh my, god it's so.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Good oh, lord that was.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Great Oh, mama yeah.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah AND i was happy he did.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: IT i because Oftentimes andy will kind of you, know
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: he's got to be a gentle host so he can
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: get the most out of. Folks and SO i was
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: really glad he called it out because you, Know jesse was,
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: like oh, yeah come and see me in my element.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: Here oh my, god you know you will kind of
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Pants i'm. Wearing the pattern will blow your. Mind come.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: On and of, course like they went to the, chateau
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: like you, know the fact that The Chateau MArmand was
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: brought up in the REUNION i don't know how many,
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: times but like it's gonna be brought up many many.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Times and the fact that that was connected probably maybe
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: even Triggered andy to go even harder at. Him BUT
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: i appreciated him, saying you brought her to a cast.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Event it doesn't matter if cameras are down because in reality,
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: television as you all, Know, danny you learned, this everybody
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: learned this in this, season that cameras don't stop rolling
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: and they will pick up at any given. Time and
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: the fact something dirty must have happened with this girlfriend
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: that she came in and they had this screaming. Fight
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: she And michelle had a screaming, fight and this girl
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: was threatening legal stuff at the at the. Restaurant SO
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: i Think andy was pest about, that like really passed
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: and was, Like, yeah you can't have your girl come
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: in and start threatening and yelling at our cast members
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: about set on. Set, yeah that really irked, him to
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: say the. Least, yeah mm.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Hmm he's dealing and he's dealing with. Enough he doesn't
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: need this ship From Jesse.
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: Lalli oh my, GOD i was about to Say Jesse,
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: Lawler jesse, Lawless, Jesse jesse Underpants, Magee jesse dirty Under, oyer.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: Pantaloons. Yeah and Then zach, does you, know Offer janet
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: an option to for them both to take accountability and
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: for them to move, forward and THEY i suppose they
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: agree on it in order for the sake Of brittany And.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: Zach how many, times Poor zach he keeps he keeps
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: doing this For, janet And janet agrees in the moment
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: and then.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Just well you're doing it For, brittany, really, well that's.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: True, yeah and.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: Then he's, like, all unblock you right. Now and Then jason's,
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: like does anybody care IF i blocked? You he's, like,
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: oh you blocked. ME i didn't even know Burn, okay
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: is there anything left to be unturned? Here BECAUSE i
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: think WE'VE i think we've done. IT i think we've covered.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: It and you, Know i'm glad that the valley is,
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: over like it needs to be. Done we need to
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: repair what's. Left, YEAH i.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: Love i'm still, LIKE i, mean it's one of the
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: best shows On BRAVO i think for.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: SURE i, mean one of my favorite reality shows.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Ever AND i have to, say, again did not THINK
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: i would like this show at, all and it's.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Great it's. Funny you said the same thing about vander Pum.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Villa that's your second favorite. Show, no that never. HAPPENED
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: i believe you said that the Vander Palm villa is
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: actually The valley Of.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: Europe AND i mean WHAT i said was that vander
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: Pump villa was sometimes, watchable and now you're taking it
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: to a.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Thousand that's not WHAT i. Heard that's, Right, jason that's
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: not WHAT i. Heard that's not WHAT i. Heard So
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: i'm just gonna say what it. Is you know you viewed,
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: it and so that means you're a die hard. Fan
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: you watched four, EPISODES.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: I, SAID i half watched two, episodes.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: Which means that you completed at least the longevity of one,
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: episode which means you're a diehard. Fan so, Anyway jax is,
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: LIKE i Hope brittany can forgive me, someday and she's.
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: Like, OKAY i don't think that's gonna, hype but, olrette
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: let's go baby bottles.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Up, yeah.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: OKAY i thought it was a, good, good all around, reunion.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: Good all, around, good all, around, good all. Around thank
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: you darlings for, Listening thank You emily for just joining
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: the fun for The valley this. SEASON i, mean, wow
• 49:04
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• 49:15
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• 49:19
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• 49:23
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