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Don't even feel guilty about it 1 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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SPEAKER_00: We're gonna play a little uh round of uh I don't even feel guilty about it.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Then you gotta trash it up as though you're gonna be like, I don't even feel guilty about it.
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SPEAKER_00: Like we're on Dr.
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SPEAKER_00: Phil back in the day, and you know, we ain't taking any crap.
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SPEAKER_00: We're like, I don't even feel guilty about it.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh-uh.
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SPEAKER_00: What it was you're going first, right?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm well I'm gonna I'm gonna give you the setup first.
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SPEAKER_00: So you know.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh unless you already have a list of things I don't feel guilty about that.
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SPEAKER_00: You just want to unleash on us.
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SPEAKER_00: Let the confession booth open.
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SPEAKER_00: Are you alright?
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SPEAKER_01: I stole the wheelbarrow from my dead neighbor's front lawn.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't even feel guilty about it.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, alright.
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SPEAKER_01: We talked about it on the show.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, oh, did you?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: I thought there I thought there was a lot of.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we talked about me taking the wheelbarrow.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's right.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh well, I mean, you know, who's who's gonna complain?
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SPEAKER_01: No, no one's gonna complain.
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SPEAKER_00: He's dead.
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SPEAKER_01: He's dead.
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SPEAKER_01: Nobody, nobody, nobody else was using that wheelbarrow but me.
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SPEAKER_01: That's right.
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SPEAKER_00: So anyway, so our friend John 317.
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SPEAKER_00: All right, guilty about it.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh, do you get anything else?
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SPEAKER_00: No.
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SPEAKER_00: Never mind.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh uh, so uh our friend John 317.
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SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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SPEAKER_00: He sends me messages of the things that he smokes, right?
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SPEAKER_00: Meet people, get your mind.
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SPEAKER_00: It's I know it's New York.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, we're not talking about, you know, Aunt Mary Joe's, you know, uh strain of marijuana.
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SPEAKER_00: Aunt Mary Joe.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know, they all got stupid names.
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SPEAKER_00: So, um, so at any rate, uh, he sends pictures of me.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh like today, he sent me uh a beautiful brisket.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, my god, this thing looked good, right?
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SPEAKER_01: Brisket and egg sounds so good, doesn't it?
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SPEAKER_01: This is where it comes into I feel guilty about it.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Sent me a picture of the receipt that he uh uh had.
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SPEAKER_00: He goes, hmm.
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SPEAKER_00: He goes, this did not add up to$113.
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SPEAKER_00: Or a brisket?
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SPEAKER_00: Like it was supposed to.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, there were other things on there.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: It it whoever was cashing them out came up to$79.05, saved him about$30.
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SPEAKER_00: I didn't feel guilty.
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SPEAKER_00: I feel guilty about it.
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SPEAKER_00: All right, I gave mine.
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SPEAKER_00: This is where we're gonna go with this, okay?
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SPEAKER_01: I know what we can give away.
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SPEAKER_01: Wait, you have a giveaway for this?
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SPEAKER_01: I yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: The Darius Rucker tickets.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, that's right.
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SPEAKER_01: I forgot about that.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, so we have Darius Rucker tickets.
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SPEAKER_01: Only a pair for this, though.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, only a pair.
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SPEAKER_00: So uh, you know what?
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SPEAKER_00: Screw it.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll make it a double weekend.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll throw in a pair of Ashanti tickets.
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SPEAKER_00: Ooh, so you can go to Darius and Ashanti.
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SPEAKER_00: Darius, wherever he's playing Ashanti attacks.
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SPEAKER_01: Wait, can we make sure they're not on the same night?
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SPEAKER_00: Well, that would be smart.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, hold on a second.
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SPEAKER_00: Double check that.
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SPEAKER_01: Yep, I'm doing it right now.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, yep.
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SPEAKER_01: Ashanti's on Friday, Darius is on Saturday.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, you're gonna have a weekend.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I knew they were close.
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SPEAKER_00: So this is where you gotta send us messages.
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SPEAKER_00: I feel guilty about it, and here's why.
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SPEAKER_00: Think about this.
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SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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SPEAKER_00: We are paying a fortune for gas to the point that wow, you're gonna love us if you gotta drive all over the place to go to the concerts.
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SPEAKER_00: But here nor there.
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SPEAKER_00: We're paying a fortune for stuff right now.
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SPEAKER_00: Do you know I opened my email this morning?
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SPEAKER_00: I saw a thousand dollar knife bill.
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SPEAKER_00: I almost fell off the toilet.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
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SPEAKER_00: It's not a thousand dollars.
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SPEAKER_00: They forgot to calculate, I just made a payment, so it's significantly less than that.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Because I opened the app, but I had a stroke on the can.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm not gonna lie to you.
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SPEAKER_00: I almost literally had to call 911 from the toilet this morning.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, I thought you were gonna say call in sick again.
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SPEAKER_01: Yep, that too.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh but uh so at any rate, John got himself a deal.
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SPEAKER_00: John 317 got a deal.
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SPEAKER_00: And I feel guilty about it.
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SPEAKER_00: What is the last thing you got that you were just like, I don't even feel guilty about it?
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SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
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SPEAKER_01: Best one you're getting double tickets.
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SPEAKER_00: Double tickets.
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SPEAKER_00: We'll send you to Washanti a pair of those and send you to Darius.
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SPEAKER_00: So start a text in.