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Katt Williams _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _558(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: Today's guest is, well, he's the GOAT. He is an
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  Speaker 1: iconic comedian. He has a new tour going on right
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  Speaker 1: now called the Heaven on Earth Tour. He is labeled
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  Speaker 1: by many as an oracle, as the Black Crystal Ball,
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  Speaker 1: I've heard him called. I'm thankful that he came down
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  Speaker 1: from the clouds today to spend time with us. Today's
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  Speaker 1: guest is Mr. Cat Williams. And I will.
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  Speaker 1: What's up, man? What's up, man? It's time.
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  Speaker 2: It's good to see good old Theo Vaughn.
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  Speaker 1: It's an honor, man.
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  Speaker 2: The world loves you, you know?
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's nice of you to say. I feel, uh...
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  Speaker 1: I feel like... I can't believe I'm around you, I think.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I feel like you seem like a, um...
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  Speaker 1: mythical figure.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Well... You know, like, uh... um, Sasquatch or, uh, like
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  Speaker 1: a unicorn or something like that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You'll still feel that way by the end. Like I
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  Speaker 2: won't ruin that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's the, uh, good thing about people like you and I,
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  Speaker 2: like if somebody thinks that they like us and they
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  Speaker 2: think they've made a connection with this person on the screen, um,
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  Speaker 2: When they're around us, it's legitimate because it was legitimate.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like if Theo Vaughn wasn't successful, he doesn't have a
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  Speaker 2: different story.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? It's the same story. He
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  Speaker 2: lived that story. And that's why people gravitate to you
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  Speaker 2: because there's nobody like you.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thanks, man. I feel the same about you. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like everybody does.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you have a statue of me at your house, so,
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 1: So, yeah. Thank you, man. Yeah, thank you for letting
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  Speaker 1: them even do that statue. What was that whole deal
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  Speaker 1: like with them, with Michaels? That's where I got mine
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  Speaker 1: at was at Michaels.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Did you do a– it wasn't a collab or
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  Speaker 1: what was it? No.
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  Speaker 2: No, they just– Robbed my image and likeness.
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  Speaker 1: Because they could.
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  Speaker 2: Because they were doing it for religious purposes. I allowed
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  Speaker 2: it to be.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thank you. We wish you a black Christmas. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I'd be honored to have one. I'd be honored to
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  Speaker 1: have one. Yeah, man. Cause yeah, when I met that
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  Speaker 1: guy there, he said, we got two left, man, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and there was 201 of them was marked down cause
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  Speaker 1: I had a chip in it. Uh, But it's still, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's an honor. I keep it up in my house
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  Speaker 1: year round. And people walk in and they're like, no way,
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  Speaker 1: that's Cat William right there.
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  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 1: And it's beautiful, man. Thank you. Yeah. You have a
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  Speaker 1: new tour, man. I know people talk about touring and
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  Speaker 1: comedy a lot. And I want to know what kind
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  Speaker 1: of keeps you still doing comedy. Because I think when
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  Speaker 1: we start out, maybe it's to be funny. And then
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  Speaker 1: some people get to this place where they want to
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  Speaker 1: have a message. do you notice that kind of tone
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  Speaker 1: shift in your like desire to do it over time?
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  Speaker 2: I don't, I don't think so. Like I, I, um,
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  Speaker 2: I always try to have a message just because I,
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  Speaker 2: I enjoy the fact that while laughing and joking, you
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  Speaker 2: might learn something you didn't know and have gotten it
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  Speaker 2: from a comedian. And, uh, I kind of dig that.
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  Speaker 2: But everything else is just continuing this conversation with my
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  Speaker 2: fan base. Like these are my friends that I haven't
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  Speaker 2: seen since the last time I was here. And here's
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  Speaker 2: our discussion furthering our relationship. So it hasn't felt much
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  Speaker 2: like work.
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  Speaker 1: And it's the Heaven on Earth tour. Do you believe
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  Speaker 1: in heaven? Absolutely. And earth. Yeah. Okay. All right. Fair. Touche, man. Yeah. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: I remember when I first, because like when I was
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  Speaker 1: growing up, we just had, you know, you learned about
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  Speaker 1: heaven and stuff, but all the pamphlets or whatever I'd
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  Speaker 1: seen at church or anything, it always had, it was
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  Speaker 1: mostly white folks on it, right? Right. And then I
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  Speaker 1: went to a black church one time. Yeah. It was,
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  Speaker 1: I think it's called Greater Starlight Baptist Church. That was
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  Speaker 1: in our town.
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  Speaker 2: And- Shout out to Greater Starlight Baptist Church.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. It was nice in there. This was in Covington, Louisiana.
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  Speaker 2: But, yeah, they had- About 13 miles from Slidell.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. Wow. Map Williams in the building, baby. Right, right.
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  Speaker 1: And that's when I realized- Don't make me go gert.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody's- That's when I realized, oh, everybody's going to be
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  Speaker 1: in heaven. That was the first time that I realized
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  Speaker 1: heaven was going to be very diverse. I'd never thought
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  Speaker 1: about it. Right. And it blew my mind. I was like, oh, wow,
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  Speaker 1: they're going to have black folks in heaven, Asian folks.
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  Speaker 1: All types of folks are going to be there.
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  Speaker 2: It's truly the only place that white people are a minority.
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  Speaker 1: Is in heaven.
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  Speaker 2: Just because thousands of years went with nobody getting to go.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Just because of fuck shit that they might not have
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  Speaker 2: even been involved in.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, I guess I'm
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  Speaker 1: kind of, I don't know if I'm starting to look
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  Speaker 1: forward to it. I am excited about it. Yeah. But, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I guess I get caught up in, like, a lot
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  Speaker 1: of worldly stuff, you know? Like, there's still things I
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  Speaker 1: want to do here, that type of thing, you know? Really? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You still got stuff you haven't done?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man. I got some things, yeah, some different things.
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  Speaker 1: I would like to write a book, I think.
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  Speaker 2: Don't say what they are, but I'm saying just the
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  Speaker 2: fact that you got things that you're excited about doing,
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  Speaker 2: that's the joy of life. That's when you're living. That's
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  Speaker 2: why it's so difficult for these super wealthy people to
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  Speaker 2: be fucking happy. Like they can do everything else, but
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  Speaker 2: they can't fucking be happy because they've lived all their dreams.
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  Speaker 2: They got everything they were trying to get. They wake
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  Speaker 2: up and they can't score a touchdown no matter what. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's a terrible life. But guys like you and I
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  Speaker 2: that still got stuff to try and taste and, you know,
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  Speaker 2: things to feel and people to be around, like, it
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  Speaker 2: gives life a wonderful meaning. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that is something that, like, if I
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  Speaker 1: stay kind of motivated and I have a plan a
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  Speaker 1: little bit, that keeps me a lot more. Like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I want to do this. I still want to try that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I start to think, man, I'm running out of time, too.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if you really like to taste different things
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  Speaker 1: and smell different flowers and, you know, and see what's
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  Speaker 1: in different gardens and stuff, then you start to run
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  Speaker 1: out of time.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: You don't think?
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  Speaker 2: No, because.
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  Speaker 2: You had to be in the position that you're in
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  Speaker 2: now for you to be able to make some of
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  Speaker 2: these things happen. Couldn't have done them at 34 or
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  Speaker 2: 24 or 14 because circumstantially you weren't ready. You weren't
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  Speaker 2: ready financially. You didn't have the time. You didn't know
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  Speaker 2: that's what you wanted to do. Now at this place
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  Speaker 2: is when you can make those things happen.
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  Speaker 1: Like you can do everything on that list of yours.
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  Speaker 2: In 2025 with no fucking sweat. And your biggest problem
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  Speaker 2: in 26 is I got to have a new list. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: time is one of the main things that's made up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you think?
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  Speaker 1: I know. So it's just used as like a mechanism
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  Speaker 1: to what, limit our thinking?
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  Speaker 2: Well, don't say limit.
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  Speaker 1: You said that you like this thing.
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  Speaker 2: Thing because it gives control and it puts things in
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  Speaker 2: its place. And that's what time does for us so
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  Speaker 2: that we're able to keep track. But the less you
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  Speaker 2: deal with time, you realize you have the right amount
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  Speaker 2: of time to do everything you.
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  Speaker 1: Got to do every day.
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  Speaker 2: 24 hours. And you could make it an adventure every
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  Speaker 2: fucking day like Hey, I could die tomorrow. What would
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  Speaker 2: that mean I would need to be doing today? You
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  Speaker 2: see what I'm saying? Like not looking at it like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I'm running out of time. No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: Dead people ran out of time. Everybody else alive.
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  Speaker 2: You got 30 swim trunks.
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  Speaker 1: Do that for me. How you going to say you
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  Speaker 1: got 30 swim trunks, but you ain't never been in
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  Speaker 1: the ocean, Joe Rogan? Thank you for having a good
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  Speaker 1: sense of humor, man. That's what I am. I am
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  Speaker 1: a good sense of humor. Yeah, sometimes we forget about
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  Speaker 1: that along the way, man. You are. How long do
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  Speaker 1: you want to live for, then, you think, Cat? You
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  Speaker 1: got to check out. When do you ever think about it?
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  Speaker 2: I was promised that I won't have to deal with that.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't consider it. I do know that, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't have any things that I have to do
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  Speaker 2: in order to go out the way I would like.
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  Speaker 2: So that's a blessing. about one of the best you
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  Speaker 2: can get, you know, is being okay with the body
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  Speaker 2: of work and the legacy and the feelings and the
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  Speaker 2: emotions that you left, you know. And I still haven't
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  Speaker 2: done my best, like comedically. Like I'm still not my funniest.
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  Speaker 2: Like I'm still not. Working hard enough. Like I'm still not,
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  Speaker 2: I still haven't made a complete package of myself yet.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think some comedians start to feel like they
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  Speaker 1: have and that that's a trap? Most comedians have though.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm saying that becomes part of the career is
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  Speaker 2: the fact that a lot of guys that are doing
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  Speaker 2: comedy right now were funny comedians. From 1995 to 2004,
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  Speaker 2: they're still working. They're still generating income. They're still, but
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  Speaker 2: their best comedy is long behind them. They're not that
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  Speaker 2: comedian that was thinking something was funny and writing it
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  Speaker 2: down and figuring a way to get this to the people. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it happens.
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  Speaker 1: What sidetracks can be is I guess it could be
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  Speaker 1: all types of things huh what sidetracks them from maybe
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  Speaker 1: fulfilling their their.
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  Speaker 2: Their excellence is difficult but to be mediocre it's no
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  Speaker 2: pressure like you know what I mean oh yeah like
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  Speaker 2: if you don't feel like you have to be the
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  Speaker 2: funniest person that this crowd has seen tonight then you
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  Speaker 2: don't and There's nothing wrong with that. Nobody's gonna jam you.
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  Speaker 1: Up about it.
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  Speaker 2: They'll go, oh, you were funny. And for a lot
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  Speaker 2: of people, that's enough.
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  Speaker 1: How do you pick on, you've had a lot of openers,
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  Speaker 1: like I've met a lot of your openers over the
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  Speaker 1: years here and there. How do you choose them, man?
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  Speaker 1: How do you choose these guys or women? You need
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  Speaker 1: a lighter?
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  Speaker 2: Whether you're, oh, no, no, I have no needs.
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  Speaker 1: I apologize.
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  Speaker 2: I choose them based upon whether their point of view
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  Speaker 2: is unique to them. I don't care what a comedian's
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  Speaker 2: talking about. That's your business. I don't care what jokes
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  Speaker 2: you're making or how your set flows. But are you
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  Speaker 2: telling a story about you? Can people see this? eight minutes,
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  Speaker 2: 12 minutes you're going to do and know you and
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  Speaker 2: have a chance to like you. If you do that,
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  Speaker 2: then you can open for me because my allegiance is
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  Speaker 2: to the people out there in those seats. And I
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  Speaker 2: want them to see the very best comedians that I
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  Speaker 2: can possibly bring. Somebody they'll enjoy, whether they're male or
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  Speaker 2: female or white or black. Do they come to work?
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  Speaker 2: Do they have a show for you? You see?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I care about.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think when I was getting into comedy in
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  Speaker 1: the beginning, I wanted people to know me, right? I
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  Speaker 1: like the jokes, and I want them to laugh and
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  Speaker 1: feel good and see different ways that maybe I think
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  Speaker 1: and stuff, but I wanted to sell myself. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I always thought, I think. Yeah. When I first started.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't think, I don't want you to remember one joke.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to remember me, right? Like, I felt
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  Speaker 1: like this desperate.
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  Speaker 2: That's a star, though. See, you knew that you would
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  Speaker 2: be a star. That's different than a performer. A performer
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  Speaker 2: is based upon the act. What I'm saying is magicians
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  Speaker 2: ain't shit unless they doing magic.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Right? Oh, if I see them bitches, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: feel them. Right. Bro, come on.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But a true comedian is above the comedy material. The
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  Speaker 2: jokes are secondary.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We like this guy, and we want to hear what
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  Speaker 2: this guy has chosen to say to us about.
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  Speaker 1: The topics of his choosing. That's who you are. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: That's who you are.
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  Speaker 1: That's who you are, Kat.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome.
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  Speaker 2: Tastes well to no.
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  Speaker 1: One. Yeah, you grew up in Ohio, huh? Yes. Did
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  Speaker 1: you grow up by Dave Chappelle? You guys grew up
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  Speaker 1: near each other. Dave Chappelle's not even from Ohio.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't he?
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  Speaker 1: I thought he's from Dayton. I'm from Dayton. Are you really? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Chappelle's from D.C. Oh, damn. My bad. Sorry. No problem.
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  Speaker 1: But he lives in Dayton now, though. Yeah, he has
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  Speaker 1: a lot of.
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  Speaker 2: He owns probably $ 5 million.
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  Speaker 1: Worth of property out there. Dang.
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  Speaker 2: He's done really well for our Dayton, Ohio.
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  Speaker 1: They got a beautiful museum out there I went to.
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  Speaker 2: Dayton's a wonderful place.
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  Speaker 1: They have the Air Force Museum, I think it is,
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  Speaker 1: out there. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because we have Wright-Patterson Air Force Base that we're very,
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  Speaker 2: very proud of.
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  Speaker 1: It's awesome. Yeah, they have, I think Fat Man and
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  Speaker 1: Little Boy are in there. Is it the, or the
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  Speaker 1: plane that dropped... Those are planes that dropped the bombs on,
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  Speaker 1: I want to say it's Pearl Harbor in there maybe? Hiroshima.
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  Speaker 1: It could be Hiroshima. Little boy and fat man.
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  Speaker 2: There we are.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what Rogan named the rooms of his comedy
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  Speaker 1: club after.
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  Speaker 2: He certainly did. The mothership.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they really get it over there.
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  Speaker 2: You feeling the pressure of this interview? No, no, of Austin.
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  Speaker 1: Of moving there?
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  Speaker 2: Is Austin calling you?
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  Speaker 1: A little bit.
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  Speaker 2: Are they trying to put pressure on you? A little bit.
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  Speaker 1: At first, I wanted to do my own thing, like
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people were moving there. But now when
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  Speaker 1: I'm there, it just feels like it's a fun energy.
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  Speaker 1: It is. And there's people on stage, and you can
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  Speaker 1: go up and down that 6th Street, and you can
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  Speaker 1: do five or six sets in a night. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: that's a lot of practice, and it's probably within 800
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  Speaker 1: footsteps or whatever. Yeah. So that, to me, seems really remarkable.
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  Speaker 1: On the new tour, what's it like? What's it like
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  Speaker 1: to still go out there? What's it like to, like,
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  Speaker 1: do you do in the round? What's your show like?
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  Speaker 1: I haven't been to a Cat Williams show. Clearly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And what a blessing.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: That's true. I still have it to look forward to.
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  Speaker 2: Right. And we just learned we got plenty of time,
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  Speaker 2: you know? But it's like.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a festival for laughs and good energy. And
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  Speaker 2: there are different comedians before it gets to me. And
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  Speaker 2: so you get a chance to get an overview of
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  Speaker 2: some of the.
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  Speaker 2: Greatest comedians around the country and get a chance to
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  Speaker 2: see them. And it's hosted by Monique. And Monique is
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  Speaker 2: a super large figure in comedy. And she has a
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  Speaker 2: great presence. And then after all of said and done,
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  Speaker 2: then I come out. And I congregate with the people
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  Speaker 2: for an hour. And yeah, the best thing I think
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  Speaker 2: is probably the fact that you've gotten your money's worth
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  Speaker 2: twice before I get on stage. And I think that's
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  Speaker 2: the part I'm probably proudest of.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. What do you bring with you on the road?
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  Speaker 1: Somebody said you bring a Cybertruck. Is that true?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: That's my work truck. I have a Cybertruck. That's why
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  Speaker 1: I was just curious what you thought about it.
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  Speaker 2: When I'm home on the ranch, that's my farm truck.
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  Speaker 2: I love it.
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  Speaker 1: It's fun. It feels like you're driving an email, kind of.
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  Speaker 4: A what?
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  Speaker 1: It feels like you're driving an email. That's what I
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  Speaker 1: feel like sometimes. It just feels like I'm in the future.
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  Speaker 1: You could floor it and just... Yeah, it does feel
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  Speaker 1: like a UFO. Yeah, like you'll put the gas on Monday,
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  Speaker 1: like you'll floor it and you'll fucking, when it stops,
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  Speaker 1: it's fucking Thursday right there. It's like it just has
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  Speaker 1: like a.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a unique experience, you know?
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  Speaker 1: Have you met him? Have you met Elon before? No.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: No, I don't... I don't generally enjoy the company of billionaires.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to think if I know any
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: good billionaires.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Well, it's not that they're not good, but I'm saying
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: I don't need to be reminded of my inadequacies.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: What do you do for fitness, man? What's your fitness
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: regime like? You got a regime each day or what's
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: that like? The ladies keep me fit.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: I'm heavy in sexual relations, and so that keeps you
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: pretty fit. I got a cold plunge and a jacuzzi
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: and a sauna that I do pretty ritualistic. I've never
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: been a gym guy. I got two torn rotator cuffs.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, damn. Both them bitches gone, huh?
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. So golf is basically how I stay where
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to be. But I've never been seven pounds
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: under or over in my life.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: You're that middle dog. I'm that dog.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: I'm at 150.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: On the dime. Maybe he'll show up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: He'll fuck you. Checkmate of scale, baby. You know what
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I'm saying? Yeah.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Right, right.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I like, what have I been doing recently?
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Swimming.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, there's you playing golf right there. Damn, get out there.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Right. So, you know, if you can get 222 without
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: your arms ever going above your head and do it
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: consistently where it always ends up in the fairway that
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: you're hitting.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: You know, 14, 16, I have 18 in the fairway.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: You know, this is, then you can play the game
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: a little better.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: You're banging out there, yeah. Well. You can't get them arms.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: I guess at a certain point, your arms don't need
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: to go that high in the air anyway, though. I'm
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: trying to think of what I.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Well, it would certainly give me more yards and a fuller.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: It's just the rotator cuffs don't allow it. So I
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: started golfing with these 80-year-old guys that, you know.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Them bitches, you got to wait.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Like they can barely get out the car, but then
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: they come out there and out drive you. Every shot
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: is better than yours. So they taught me how to
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: play golf under restraint so as to not hurt myself,
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: And how'd you bang them cuffs up? What happened, you think?
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: What you mean? How'd you?
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, I was in the midst of a push-up contest.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: No way. You blew them out? Yeah. Oh, man.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: But I was probably at 200. I was doing too much.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: You did 200 push-ups? Yeah.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and tore the cuffs, both.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Damn, you ripped both them bitches, man. God damn, boy,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: you better pull up at a Jiffy Lube and get well, buddy.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: The guy I'm going against, because the way it worked
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: is you could do as many as you wanted. When
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: you stop, it's my go, and I got a match.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: You took it to the limit, huh? He was a horse.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: You took it to the limits, man. Yeah, maybe you
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: could probably do some swimming safely. Maybe I could see
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: you getting up.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm an avid water guy.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: I'm in the water probably more than most.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: You're that dark koi, baby. You out there.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: I love the water.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: I pray underwater. Because, you know, evil can't access you underwater,
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: you know?
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's interesting.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: A lot of people don't know that.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Is that true? Yeah. And that's why a baby, a
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: child is an amniotic fluid, huh?
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like water is super powerful, like a living being.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: I'm sure that soon in the future they will confirm
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: for us that water is a sentient being and that,
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Man, that's going to be if they do that.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Well, that's why all throughout history there was always gods
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: of water, just because it's such a powerful force.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: God is great.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a trouble out there. I think I'm
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: just not the best swimmer, man. I don't like to
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: swim cap either. I never liked putting that cap on.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: That just was not something that was my vibe. What
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: do you mean by not a good swimmer? I just,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I don't like it, man. I don't like being out
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: in there. I'm kind of a land dog. I like
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: being on land. I respect water too much. I think
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: I get too scared in it. I just, that's it.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: I get scared in it. Yeah.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: You have to have a real respect for it no
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: matter what, like on a boat or regardless. It's one
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: of those crazy things that, you know, it's beautiful and
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: wonderful and it sustains life, but It has a thousand
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: ways to kill you.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And it, yeah, it houses the scariest in the
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: whole world. Yeah. I just get nervous. Yeah, yeah.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: But what are you like in a jacuzzi, though?
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty chill, I think, you know. I'm okay in
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: a jacuzzi, but even then, if nobody's around, I just
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: don't know if I trust myself or not to, like—
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: If I'm even driving through a long puddle, I'll look
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: at my watch and make sure everything's all right.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: But you had a drowning incident in your past?
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: I think I've just had some probably nervous experiences with it, man.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: We used to have a neighbor, and this guy was probably,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he was. He had one of
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: them big bathtubs they had at their house, and he
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: would make us play Navy or something. He was probably
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: a gay guy, but we didn't know, right? But he
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: would have us playing Navy and shit.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: You have more than six of those stories. So you can't.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: We ain't claiming it now.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we had, well, but he'd have us play. But
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: it was just like a lot of.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: It was a guy looking and had you looking in buttholes.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: So I'm saying.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we've had some fucking wild neighbors. Some of these
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: guys were for certain gay. I don't know if they
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: was gay. I'm not sure what they were. We're sure.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: We're sure. You just made it through all the gauntlets, like,
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: as a participant.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, bro. I'll fucking... I'll put a juke on
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: a nutsack. You know what I'm saying, bro? Give me
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: my $ 4. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, we grew up just...
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Back then, they had this more pedophiles and wildness, I think,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: back then, man. People wouldn't... Now it's all documented, you know? Right.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: But back then, it was just... people was more you
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: know I remember we had a guy that called one
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: basketball coach had been like kind of tickling the kids
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: a lot right and then the other guy called him
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: and he said he said hey.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: If you keep you said that so naturally you said
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: that so naturally like that's a thing that coaches can
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: find themselves dealing with he.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Trying to get that three pointer out of you bro
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: he trying to like oh But they had, yeah, just,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: but they called him and said, hey, they said, Mr. Sharp,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: you say, you can't, if you keep tickling a kid,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: you can't coach him no more. But that was it.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: There wasn't like a lawsuit or anything. It was just more,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: you know, stern activity. Don't do it. Don't do it
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: like that. But we had, I mean, I don't, I
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: don't fucking know, man. What was that? What were we
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: talking about? Oh, Jap, swimming people. Swimming, man. Yeah, I never,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: I think I just get too nervous in water. I just,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I know it's too powerful. That's what I know.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: I know it's way more powerful than I am, man. Yeah.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: But it's so funny, like, yeah, because I could see you, man.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: I think sometimes if I think about you, I think
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: about you like, I could see you having like a
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: show at a SeaWorld or something like that, you know? Like,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? Matt, like a, the cat. No.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: It'll be a one night only. But still. Because I'm
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: letting all the, I'm letting everybody out. Are you free, bro? Like,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: this is wrong. You freeing. Like, I'm black.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to stand here in front of a
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: prison and do a show.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: You freeing all the black fish on everything. All the fish.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Every fish in the ocean, bro. Free Nemo, bro, until
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: it's backwards, man. I don't know what happened yesterday. Everyone's gone. Dude,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: if they had one. If they had one night, though,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: I'm talking a $ 320 ticket. It's a pricey ticket, but
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: it's a one night only. Cat Williams and the whales, baby.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Catfish. I got you. People, it'd be impressive. man. Indeed.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Indeed it would. It would be unprecedented. People would love it, man.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: I think people are loving the fact that you're sharing
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: new stories.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Thanks, man. Right. Yeah, I like it.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: So get back to the guy in his big bathtub.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Roy was his name. Roy. And he ended up in
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: the military. But at the time, nobody knew that. We
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: were just children. And he got a whistle or something.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Somebody bought him a whistle. And so he would just
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: have us do these little games or whatever. And so
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know if kids were violent during that or
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: sometimes people would be aggressive or something. But I think
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: maybe that made me nervous about water. My sister almost
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: drowned one time. I thought she did drown. She didn't,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: but she almost drowned once. So I think just stuff
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: like that. We would go swim in a river and
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: there weren't a lot of lifeguards. So I think that's
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: super scary because, you know, you get caught with a
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: current or something. It's just real. It can be a lot,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Which river?
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: The river we were at, I think it was probably
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: part of the Chafuncta, like a little tributary of it.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Dirty water?
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: That's scary too.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, so just that kind of atmosphere, I guess, maybe.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Trying to think of what made me so scared. And
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: you know what? I don't know if I knew how
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: to swim that great. You know, to funk the river.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I knew how to swim that great,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: to be honest with you. But yeah, I think, yeah,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: people could. I would love to see you do a
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: water show of some sort one day if you ventured
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: out to that sort of thing.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: I appreciate the fact that you're giving me ideas of
• 31:25
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• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it'd be really cool, man.
• 31:29
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel that way every time I watch international news.
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• 37:53
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• 37:58
  Speaker 1: L.A. is just so massive of a city, you know?
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: It's like a state almost in a way. Right.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Like LA is like a collection of 100 cities, you know,
• 38:08
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  Speaker 1: That's a good point. I never thought about it like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah oh yeah yeah man yeah sometimes I think
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  Speaker 1: about what it would be like like if I were
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: like another ethnicity you know you ever imagine like that
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  Speaker 1: like if you was an Asian guy like if you
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure if you have those when you're black.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Like....
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: I'm saying I was born black, so I was born
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: a superior being, a superb specimen, if you will, uh...
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: as far as human creations are concerned. So I never
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: wanted to be anything other than that. I wanted to
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: know how other people felt. So I didn't... But.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: You never thought, I want to be that?
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: No.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: But maybe some of that is because I didn't, think
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: that was possible. I didn't see it from a negative perspective.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: I saw it from a positive perspective. You know what
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: I mean?
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Like I'm in the driver's seat. Yeah, it'd be cool
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: to be a passenger, but I like the seat I'm in.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't think that Chinese people were having more
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: fun or doing better things. I thought they were doing
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: different things. Yeah, they're doing fine. Yeah, and I was
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: interested in knowing what those were, but it never dawned
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: on me that they might be better.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Right. And I had....
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: I had white friends that were admirable, but I didn't
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: imagine being white. And I didn't think that they imagined
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: being black, I guess, either. But you have a great imagination,
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: which is what makes you world class. You have to
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: have that. Because I heard you tell the story. I
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: know the stories.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I think about that a lot, I guess,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: of what it would be like to be different ethnicities,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: if I could handle it, you know, if I would
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: think it was fun.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: I don't think that you would be as different from
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: yourself as you, or as a white guy, as you
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: imagine that you would be.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, you would just be kind of the same, but
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: just in a different shape? Right, right.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying is I don't think that you, because.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: So you think the thoughts and all are kind of
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: the same than you think. I'm almost certain. I'm almost
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: certain that you as a black.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Guy are also not the norm. You're not.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I could do it, I think, man.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Kind of a singular. Yeah, you can.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: I would like, you know, if I ever. I don't
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I'm trying to. culture vulture or
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: whatever but I would like if they ever give you
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: if they do you know if they let people if
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: I get to do reincarnation I would put in an
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: application I know.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: That okay so let's let's work this out let's work
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: this out because if reincarnation is real you have some
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: say in it right.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: That's right because you probably get to apply or talk
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: to the manager.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: I'm saying there's nobody else's opinion that will be more
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: valued than yours right So let's decide. So where are
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: you coming back? What do you want to try first?
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Ethnicity, you mean? Don't go right to black. Okay, I won't.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: I'll wait at least a round or whatever. I will do...
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I... Would I do... Asian seems so...
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: It feels easy to do, kind of. I hate to
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: say that. It just seems.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's racist.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: No, it's okay.
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, I said it. Asian people. Oh, I would be Mexican.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Mexican seems cool. You're kind of almost, you're like a
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: little black or whatever, but you're also, you're just.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Right, what was his name? That came in your school.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: No, the first Mexican.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: No, the kid, the first Mexican that we ever had
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: in our school.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Not Constantine.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: No, Nicholas. Nicholas. Yeah. Right. Right.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: So you at least have some experience.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: You know how you could show up, you know, and
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: you could be a hero and not get ahead of yourself.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. I would go easy into it. I wouldn't
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: let anybody know that I was, had been there, that
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: I was, it was my first time. You know, I
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: think you'd have to be, because sometimes I believe you
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: have first times as a human, even like you meet
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: some people when it's like, oh, this is this person's
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: first time being a human. the soul like this is
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: right this is a damn newborn you know right and
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: then you meet some people you're like damn this person
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: is a sensei this person has been they've been here
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: before they've been here before right but yeah i wouldn't
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: go do black first man i wouldn't yeah i would
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: definitely keep that for like uh or i would yeah
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: i would try i would be i would be honored
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: to do it if they let me.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Do it that's what i would say i i don't
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: i don't speak for the entire delegation but.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Uh And I would do my best, man.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: Again, as a black guy, we would be honored to
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: have you come through our path. And the only reason
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: I said don't do it first is just because there
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: are certain things that go along with it that you
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: just don't know how you handle it until you got
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: the dick of a horse. And then you just got
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: to figure this thing out.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Fuck, yeah. Oh, yeah, you got a parallel park even
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: probably tougher.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: You know, everything is different.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Everything a little bit different, I'm sure. But, yeah, I
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: don't know if I'd go– yeah, I would like to.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Especially if I got to bring a friend, I would
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: definitely do it, man.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: You don't get to bring a friend. You make new
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: friends with each of the– you see what I'm saying?
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, see, I want to just have some safety,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: you know. Same reason I don't want to be in
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: the water, you know. It's just when I feel risk,
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: it makes me feel nervous, you know?
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: Right, but nervousness was created for that. Nervousness is a
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: good thing. You're supposed to feel that. But that doesn't
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: dictate whether you continue. And if you can get a
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: hold of that, understanding that nervousness doesn't mean stop. The
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: yellow light doesn't mean stop. The yellow light means be cautious.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: And so when you feel those nerves, understand those nerves mean, okay,
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: don't fuck around. But you can still enjoy.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: So we're going to get you closer to the water
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: in 2025. And we're going to deal with some of
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: these ethnic....
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Blockages, maybe?
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: I don't think they're blockages. You're very open-minded.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks, man. Yeah, they're not blockages.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: You're not dealing with blockages. You're dealing with uncertainty as
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: to who you are in the universe and whether or
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: not you belong in the places you feel like you.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Man, that's interesting. That is kind of how I feel. Yeah,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: because I'm always thinking of what this other thing would
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: be like, kind of. Right.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: Right. Because, you know.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: I never really thought about it like that.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: I don't believe this is your home planet, you know.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: Do you believe that most of the people here that
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: are living right now, that this is their home planet?
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: No.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: No. No.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: So you feel like it's more... You feel like we're
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: maybe a species from somewhere else that's been kind of...
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: That landed here or that got... Mm-hmm.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: All of the religions tell the same story. And all
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: of the stories are started up there and then end
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: up down here and then continue.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: And.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: There's a reason.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: For that, I believe. Do you feel like this is
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: like a place we're supposed to learn something? Do you
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: feel like it's a place that we're kind of just
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: spending time?
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: An experience. A destination. You and I are at an
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: age where we remember when the video game experience wasn't
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: what it is now. It was still a game. like
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: Monopoly or something, you know? Where it is now, it's
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: a whole different universe that you can live inside from
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: your Xbox or your PlayStation. And in Call of Duty,
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: you're an actual soldier and you, get kills and deaths
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: and eliminations. And when you then cross over to the
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: PGA game, you have your actual golfer that looks like
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: you and has the name you gave him. And he's
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: really going to go out there and do this 18
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: on Whistling Strait and You know what I mean?
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: Then I go and get in my podium one sim
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: racer and I pick the car of my choice and
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: I'm an actual racer. So those experiences located in that console,
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: that's this experience here on earth that we're all able
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: to share, and that's what would make that reincarnation possible.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: It just means, oh, yesterday I played that game, and
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: today I'm logging in this experience. And so, yeah, certainly
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: a universal college, if you will.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, sometimes I forget. I get caught up in
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: the minutia of things, you know, and I forget to
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: kind of have this bigger breath of like, this is
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: an experience. It's not a sentence.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: An experience in which you're winning.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: And an experience in which you're in a better position
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: than others who have been in this same, you are
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: excelling in an area. life in which you very well
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: could have turned out to be nothing. Or another statistic
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: or just another forgotten body in a ditch. And those
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: were the hazards, right? And you, Theo Vaughn, made it
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: through all of that and negated all of those horrific
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: possibilities and are here in this position. the best you've
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: ever been, you know? And those are the facts. And
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: if we tell ourselves more of the facts in our head,
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: then we don't hear so much negative, you know?
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: If we try and just focus on telling ourselves the facts?
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of how good we're doing. Like, we're much too
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: hard on ourselves.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I feel that all the time, man.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: I feel like I don't know any other way to
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: be almost sometimes. Like, not in a bad way, but Yeah,
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's this constant sentence. I feel like
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: there's always been this to-do list that I don't even make,
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: and it's just always been there. Does that make any
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: sense to you? Yeah. That's how I feel all the time. Right.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: I still have to prove it, a constant of approving.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: All winners have that disease. It's self....
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: Inflicted it's for you it's you doing that and there's
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: nothing wrong with that harsh management it's what gets you
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: to the point that you're at but um if you
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: have animals you know that a relationship doesn't do good
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: with just control words just sit and stay and there
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: needs to be connection fostered and treats are the best
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: thing for learning you know and so treat yourself with
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: those type of things as well like don't forget to
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: remind yourself of all of the people that you tell
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: stories about and the fact that that was it for them.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: That little piece of the story you told, like, they
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: didn't get better. Like, they didn't then change some stuff
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: and go like you did. You know?
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Do you feel like, who was like a
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: role model when you were growing up? Where do you
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: think you got some of your own influences from? Do
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: you think it was from people like, actually humans in
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: the world? Or do you feel like you had kind
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: of like divine thoughts that came into your head or guidance?
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Like where did that kind of stuff affect you? Like
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: when you were younger, do you feel like? I got
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: it all from books. Like, I got it all from books.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: What are you smoking, Kev? Sir? Brother? You smoke it?
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: If it's not pot, I can smoke it. Right. He said,
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: if it's not pot, I can smoke it.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's for certain pot.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, it is? Yes. Oh, damn, brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: Sorry, if you needed a cigarette, you could have one.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I might have a cigarette with you, man. Sure.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: What you're getting ready to have is not even available
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: in this place.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: That we live in. What? California. L.A.? Yeah. Oh, they
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: don't have Newport's here?
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not allowed to do menthols.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: So racist. Yeah, it's weird. You can burn down a
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: whole town, but you can't have a Newport. Right.
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: And your blackness begins.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes, sir. Sorry. I love that a lot. Yes, sir.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: We had some cool black kids growing up in our area, bro. Right. Right.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: Your basketball team picture is just so wonderful.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, thanks, man. Cal Jackson on there. Don Galatis.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: He had a child.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Number 34 of our basketball picture. We had a lot
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: of good kids in there, man. Right. Shout out James Gray.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: His dad ran a tire place. He was in there.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: There's Vincent.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: He got all the ladies, Vincent, dude. And Johnny, that's
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: Big Johnny. He was damn 11 feet tall, baby. He
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: had birds living on his shoulders, baby. He was up there. Look,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: we had a lot of cool kids in our area.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: That's how we know everything is perception for you.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: Because you gave two whole different sizes for two niggas
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: that's the same size. You can see they ain't the
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: same size in the picture. He doesn't let that change
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: his story. One of them was 7'7.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: He was bigger than all the trees. The other one
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: was 6'1. Here they are together. Bro, Johnny was so tall,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: he had windows on the side of his head, but
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: he was.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: Tall, man.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: No, you were kneeling down. Countless stories. Yeah, that's true.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: You're right. I was kneeling down, man.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but these experience, like, no matter what, like, that
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: dude number 34, like, we want to hear his stories.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: Like, we know he's got stories, and we want to
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: know if he'll tell the stories. And the fact that
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: that's what you do is why.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Well, thanks, man. Thanks for the nice words. I appreciate it.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: You do a great job, too, man. Thank you for
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: all the joy over the years.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: Hmm.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: You just bought a military base, is that right?
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, formerly Fort McClellan.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Fort McClellan. And was it an active base until recently?
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: I think it decommissioned in 1999.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: What's it like over there?
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Magnificent. Magnificent. It's going to be one of the greatest
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: things that I personally have ever.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Done, but it's, um, this is it.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: That's, um, the front side of the beginning of the campus,
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: which is 30 buildings, um, three million indoor square feet, uh,
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: four and a half miles of roads. Like, you know,
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: we got the, We got the best parts of the base.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: They had chemical testing and stuff.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: We don't have those parts of the base. That's the
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Department of Homeland Security. But, yeah, we just have a wonderful,
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: blessed space at the foothills of the mountains.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: And it's really magical. And I was able to see what.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: Tyler Perry was able to do with 200 or 300
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: acres and a military base.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's amazing. And how you.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: Could make a movie studio out of that. And so, yeah, we're... Yeah, I.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: It's unbelievable.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: It hit the news recently, but I purchased it years,
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: a couple of years back.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've had it.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: So we've been working.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Was that a tough step to like take that, like, okay,
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: we can get this and we can do this. Like,
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: did you reach out to Tyler Perry? Cause I know
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: he has like in Atlanta, he has an amazing space.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: He may have many spaces. Now this was three years ago.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: I went to a space there to train for something
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: and they were, it was unbelievable.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. I wasn't looking then or now for assistance.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: We can do this. I just needed to be able
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: to have a home where great movies and entertainment product
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: could be made without any of the shenanigans that are
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: generally involved with Hollywood and be able to crank them out.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: And that all it needs to do is be good.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: If it's good, we're going to make it. And so
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: even though it might have appeared from interviews of me that,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: you know, this guy just loves tearing people apart, really,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: you know, we're trying to create something where It can
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: provide a platform for a lot of people to show
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: what they do.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: So, yeah. So it would be a place where you
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: could make other people's kind of dreams come true, like
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: with film, television, that sort of thing. Right, right.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Where you can just basically have a great... script and
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: a great cast and leave your troubles at the door
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: and walk out with the movie hell yeah in the
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: can you know I mean like.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: I Like that. I like that doing things your yourself. Yeah.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah Yeah, because they'll they'll let the comedy movie industry
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: die if we allow it You know what I mean?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: And nobody in the fan base ever said, hey, we
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: don't want any more funny movies.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Nobody said that.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: None of the fans ever were like, hey, we're tired
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  Speaker 2: of laughing in the movies.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, boo to the.
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  Speaker 2: No one ever said that. They just decided, you know,
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  Speaker 1: Do you already have projects kind of on tap?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we got a slate. Well, I'm not allowed to
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  Speaker 2: really answer that question, but yeah, like it's a great,
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  Speaker 2: It's 45 minutes from Birmingham, you know. And I love
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  Speaker 2: that area. And they're so thirsty to be involved, you know,
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  Speaker 2: that we have equal thirst. So everybody wants it to work.
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  Speaker 2: And so it will.
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  Speaker 1: Amen. Dude, that's exciting, huh? It is. It is. Will
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  Speaker 1: you have kind of your hand in on most of
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  Speaker 1: the projects kind of like? Is that a weird question?
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of not necessary for how it's set up.
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  Speaker 2: It's set up in much of the way the grocery
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: store is set up. So my job is just to
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: make sure that all of the food that we sell
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: in this grocery store belongs in this grocery store. You
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  Speaker 2: see what I'm saying? Is it a good quality? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: we'll get it in there. The people will want to
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: see that. Yeah, they'd love that. Yeah, the cherry plums. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they'd love that. And once that barrier is crossed, then
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  Speaker 2: we're just trying to make the best project for you
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: and to make your smaller budget be able to compete
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: with the larger budgets.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because comedy don't need a really big budget either.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: It just needs to be funny. Yeah.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: It needs to be funny. But it also can't be
• 1:03:44
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• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: It's got to be professional. Yeah.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: It cannot look cheap regardless, which means it can't be.
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  Speaker 2: hell yeah yeah it's um that's that's pretty.
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  Speaker 1: Nice instead of seeing if you have the cards that's
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a happy, happy man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Sometimes I thought I've been thinking a lot about
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I feel like that's something I want to try
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  Speaker 2: I was scared of marriage, but I was scared of divorce. Like,
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  Speaker 2: my parents didn't get divorced. My parents are still together.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: So I never, I always felt like you only do
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  Speaker 2: this one time, you know? And I was always more
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  Speaker 2: happy of the bullets I had dodged than the people that, well,
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  Speaker 2: I thought I could. I would have married her. Like
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  Speaker 2: I was ready to, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: And then you'll see him years later.
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  Speaker 2: And you're like, Oh my God. So yeah, happiness is
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: what I'm after. Not, um, titles or idealistic situations like
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  Speaker 2: as well and if you can get that situation regardless
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  Speaker 2: of what it's called.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: That Yeah, maybe I get too stuck on the, yeah,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: maybe I sometimes do get too, like, feeling like I
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: have to fill in the blanks as opposed to what
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: do I really want to create, you know? Like, or
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: being like, what if I didn't get married? What would
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: people think? You know, sometimes I'll get that stuck in
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: my head, you know? Yeah. I guess it's normal, but.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, I, yeah, like, I don't, I would hate
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: to be put in a situation where I have to
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: cheat on somebody. You know what I mean? And I
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: kind of feel like, what was the point?
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't want to set myself up for,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: that's a good point too. I don't want to set
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: myself up for a situation that would be uncomfortable for
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: me or I would hurt somebody else's feelings either. Right. Yeah,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: that's something I would not enjoy.
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  Speaker 2: But remember, in your next life, you know, you got
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: a black woman coming.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: Ooh.
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  Speaker 2: Things are going to change.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, Lordy.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: Things are going to change.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be something.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: It's going to be something.
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  Speaker 1: God.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: Right. Have you experienced a black woman? Yeah, pretty much.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: I mean, I haven't dated just a black lady. She
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: wasn't our best representative.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. I mean, there's a cute black lady
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: I met at the airport that if I see her again,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: I think I would try to ask her out, but
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen her again. But I would be open
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: to dating a cool black lady. Hold on.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: Let's talk specifically about this one you're talking about.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she just looked like really confident and nice smile.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: And pretty eyes. And I was like, man, there's just
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: something about her. Okay. All right.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: And she was where?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: That I admired. She was working at the airport.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: Working at the airport.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: So she was a worker. She liked to work. She
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: doesn't mind work.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: Hey, they're beautiful. Which airport was this?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: This was at LAX.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: You bet it was.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So she was TSA approved too, you know? Right. Right. So, yeah,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: if I see her again, I would try to. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: We're seeing her again.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: We're seeing her again. Because you have this feeling already.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: You're only saying it like, well, you never know. I
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: might not see. You're going to see her again.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: Because we, yeah, you're going to ask her out.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: Beautiful. Fantastic. Oh, she might. No, she's not watching. She
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: might be watching. I don't know. She might be watching.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: Do you do that? You put things like into, do
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: you like do that, like speak things into existence type
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: of thing?
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: I'm not powerful enough to do that, but I don't
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: ignore things that I see in existence. So what I'm
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: saying is I'm not going to ignore the fact that
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: you're not saying abstract. You know, if I saw a
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: black woman that did something for me, I'd ask her out.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: No, you actively saw one. Yeah. Yeah, and this is recent.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: Right. Yeah.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: And it's going to be life-changing.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah. Are black women a lot different, do you think? Yes.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: Yes. Like, You know black guys, right? Black women are
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: nothing like black guys. Like, I don't want to put
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: so much pressure on this lady at the airport, but
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: she doesn't know we've had this conversation. No, magnificent creatures.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: Okay. Enslavery.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: Black women were appreciated. You understand how difficult that is?
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: That's some hard shit to pull off.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I hate you guys, but not all of you.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: Some of you are wonderful.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: Precious beings.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Black women are.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: Almost unreal.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: Only because what it is that they possess, they don't.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: It's not on purpose. You know how we feel about
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: people on the spectrum?
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. They're magic. Right.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: The reverence that you and I have for that community, right?
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: You're going to feel that with black women.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: They're really where the word Nurture comes from, you know
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: what I mean? Like the ability to give you something
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: as a man that.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: You never had.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: Before or felt before and make it comfortable for you
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: to access that.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, really life-changing.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, because I, yeah. Yeah, this could be part
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: of my 2025, man. It is. It clearly is. Right. Right.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: We've said it. Here we are. We've said it.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: You had a lot of last year, it seemed like
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: you had a lot of predictions last year. You kind
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: of became this oracle last year. Did you feel that?
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: That people came to you, you almost became kind of
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: like this, like a little bit of like a crystal ball,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: I'm... I'm honored to get to say the things that
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: I say when I'm saying them. And because you know
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: that I operate from a positive first standpoint in all things,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: like I assume that it's going to work out for
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: the best. And I understand that if it is for
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: the worse, then I'm prepared to handle that as well.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: But yeah, it was something.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: Did you start to worry any about your own safety
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: and stuff? Because it seemed like you really had some
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: moments where you're kind of, you know, almost channeling truths
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: into the world. And some people don't like that. You know,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: some people don't want to, I mean, the dark side
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: of things doesn't really probably enjoy that.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: Well, what it was that I was attempting to do
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: was impossible. So before I do this interview, there.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: Is no Illuminati.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: It's just a joke. It's just something that crazy people
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: talk about. There's no such thing as our side and
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: God's side.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: None of that is even real.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I got to come and make it real. I
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: have to come and say, no, no, no, no. Everybody's
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: not the same. So that's why when I said that,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: nobody came out and went, that's not true.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: I'm on God's side. Like, none of them.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: I'm just, the conversation was to show that there are
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: spiritual things going on in the world and that there
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: are things that are bigger than just coincidence and that
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: a ritual is something that you do over and over
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: and over again a certain way. You see what I'm saying?
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: If part of the ritual is wearing a dress, then
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: we should be able to look through entertainment and see
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: all of these people being made to wear a dress.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: That's what a ritual is, you know what I mean?
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: Whether they're white or black, that doesn't matter. There's not
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: other jobs where this is a requirement.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: Why is this so necessary? Yeah, you don't see the
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: dog catcher show up every other year.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: I guess not a thing.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: In a nice skirt. You don't see an electrician come
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: up in a blouse every now and then. Right. I'm saying.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: A lot of people that doubt what you say don't read,
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: and they haven't been readers. You know what I mean?
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: Like, books were my life, literally.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: I thought that I could learn enough information to be
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: an important person. You know what I mean? So I'm
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: actively trying to eat information.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: Like.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: Do you have a favorite book? No.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. Even when I said how many books
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: I read, people are thinking maybe I'm reading 900 pages.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: I'm reading 150, 200-page books. And I'm reading as many
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: of them as I can because I'm trying to earn
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: these pizza parties and these other weekly reader things that exist.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: My parents don't even celebrate holidays. I got to get
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: my own gifts, bitch. I'm fitting to read myself.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: Into a t-shirt and a personal pan pizza.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: So I got those books and then I got the
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: ones I'm trying to learn from.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: And those are separate. What was your question? Do you
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: have a first book that you remember reading or one
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: that got read to you when you were a kid
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: or something that you really liked? Like a book that
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: set it off for you that was like, oh.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: I read the Bible first.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: That's 66 books.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: So so yeah it kind of um was my starting
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: point in book reading but it it's a it's not
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: set up like a book technically it's very disjointed oh
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: yeah so i found that Everything else I.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: Read was an easy read. You know what I mean? Like,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: I loved reading all of the.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: Classics because I felt like I was literally in this story.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? And I could read multiple
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: books at once. And, you know, I was completely enthralled
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: with reading.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just the idea of being able to take myself
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: into a different place, you know? It was like, and
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: it really, I mean, words really is fuel for your imagination.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: It's like, that's how you would get your head going,
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: Right, but I didn't want to use my imagination. I
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: wanted this imagination.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying? Oh, you wanted the information.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: I wanted to know what Huckleberry Finn, and I wanted
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: to know what they were doing.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: Like, you know what I mean? Yeah.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: I wanted the adventures. You know what I mean? Like,
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: I was reading everything. Nancy Drew mysteries. Like, anything I
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: could get my hands on. The Hardy Boys. Like, I'm
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: reading that and, yeah. So many different stories that.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: You get.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: You start understanding what it takes for someone to be
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: a winner in life. And you find out from reading
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: thousands of books that if you can list the fucked
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: up things that have happened in your life and you
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: can put that on a list and you somehow made
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: it past all of this, To be in a position
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: where you can still go make some stuff happen.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: That's what you have.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: In common with every hero of every story of every
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: autobiography of every.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: Wow. Is that. Yeah.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: Is how much happened to you that should have broke
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: you that did not break you so that you were
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: able to then.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: Fucking ride.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: Amen.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: Amen. Did y'all, yeah, I'm trying to think of some
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: of my favorite books when I was a kid. I
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: don't even remember. When I was young, we're the Red
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: Fern Girl. We had to read all kind of shit.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: They had one book that kept killing this dog in it.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: I felt so bad for him.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: How many times can you kill a dog?
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, they kept, that thing was fucking really dead.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: I don't remember that. I don't know who wrote that bitch,
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: but I think Stephen King wrote it. But that bitch
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: was dead, bro. After the second chapter, I said, this
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: bitch is dead.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: I think I only read one book he ever did
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: because I couldn't read his books without going, hey, dude,
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: whoever writes like this is a demon.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: And then he always had his picture on the back.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: And he looked scary, like, oh, uh-uh. Yeah, he looked
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: like he owned a bunch of ravens or something. That dude, yeah, everybody,
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: he had one book, and the animals kept being alive
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: and dead.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: Edgar Allan Poe was a favorite of mine.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: He was a gangster, too. He had a lot of women, too.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: Bring up some of his ladies he had. Edgar Allan
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: Poe's girlfriend. He had a flock at the end. You know,
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: I think he used to live in Virginia. You know that?
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: Edgar Allan Poe, click on a couple of his dimes
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: he had. Look at these broads right here. Yeah. Just
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: click on one of them, damn. Edgar Allan Poe, bitches.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: Right there, baby. You tell him. Shorty won a thug.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: He was a clear pedophile. Come on, man. He was
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: a clear pedophile. She looks nine. And it says she
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: died when she was 24. She had tuberculosis, boy. That's
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: how he liked them. That's how he liked them, boy. Oh, shit. Now,
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: she's cute.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: No, come on now.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: Right there, princess, baby. That was foster mother. That was
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: foster mother, whatever. Damn, bro, why are you fucking helping
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: me out? Fire.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: These were supposed to be his family members.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: Whatever. Our research department. Now, what about right there, Virginia Clem, baby?
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: That's a girlfriend. Right. And that was the.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: I'm saying, even today, that's heavy filters.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: That was her looking good at any age right there.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: That particular pose.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, I admit.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: You had to be a virgin to show that much necks.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: She was like, no one has ever.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty good. But what about her, though? Oh, wow.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: Let me see.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: Sarah Helen Whitman, a professional writer who met Edgar through
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: the literary circles in New York. Fallatio. Yeah. Otherworldly.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: That's the original Hawk tour. Sarah Helen Whitman. She get
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: those curls going. Oh, you're going to love it.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: Bounce, bounce, bounce. Milk it, Sarah. Milk it. She'll slurp
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: you back to Saturn right there, man. Wait a minute.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: Why did Zuckerberg come?
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, jeez.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know why they brought him up. You have
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: genius here. Oh, we have the new hair. Yeah, he
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: has the new hair. What do you think about a
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: lot of these social media sites controlling how people communicate?
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: What do you think about that, man? You fear that
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: kind of stuff?
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: If it exists, it will be controlled and regulated.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: That's just a fact.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: Whatever it is, that's the game. Can we get this
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: new thing controlled and regulated, right? And we are counting
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: on them to provide this platform that we use to
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: communicate on, right? So it's a trade-off. Always has been.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: I'm saying.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: If we understood that the Internet itself is a government function,
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: then how much privacy would you expect?
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: Right. Right. At that point, we're almost the fools for
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: pretending that we would still have it. Privacy. Yeah.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, do you feel like in Hollywood that there are,
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: you know, I've heard you kind of allude to the
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: fact that there's like kind of, um, darker forces that
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: kind of like, you know, uh, That present opportunities to
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: people in trade-off, right? In trade for their own, maybe
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: their own peace, maybe their own reality, maybe a sacrifice
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: of their actual direction that they want. Do you think
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: that really happens, that kind of stuff?
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: I think everything is controlled and regulated.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: You think there's ever ways where we can get to
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: the control room and see who's controlling or you think
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: that's all?
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: We're past that. We're past that.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: But.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: We don't protect the whistleblower, right? We don't honor the
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: scout that would tell us who it is. Matter of fact,
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: when they get him, we're going to go, oh, I
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: could have told you that was going to happen. They're
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: telling too much truth.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: Do you think Hollywood has a lot of things that
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: they like hold against people, you know? Like I had
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: a theory that.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: A lot of this is human nature.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: Right. So it's not even Hollywood. It's just human nature.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: It starts as human nature.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: Like I'm saying this is in this. These things that
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: I'm saying in Hollywood exist in religion circles, in politics,
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: in the medical profession and like.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. In any circle of business, really.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: They had a big bus with Puff Diddy where he
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: got arrested and then they've had like accusations and stuff.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: He hasn't gone on trial. I don't think yet, but
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: do you think that they, there's been speculation that they
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: did that because they, the timing of that was they
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: wanted to like use other people that have allegedly been
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: involved in some of his circles to, they wanted to
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: kind of, use like, okay, you could be next unless
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: you help this political plan. Do you think that's at
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: all possible?
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: That's how all cases are handled, right? So what am
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 2: I saying? I'm saying if it's car theft and we're
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: going to accuse you of having a carjacking ring, right?
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: We're going to begin by bringing in people that we
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: caught who were robbing cars, who said that you was
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: the boss, they're first in line. And then we're going
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: to bring in victims, the people whose cars you stole
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 2: and said, yeah, that was him. That's how they build
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 2: a case. So none of that should be shocking.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: You don't put it past them. It's part of.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 2: What an investigation is.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: But do you feel like they would say to someone, okay,
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: we're going to bring you in unless.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: Absolutely. That's what they did.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: Even like in the rap world, like all of the
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: rappers that you know that never been to jail and never,
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: never gotten any trouble with the law, but they talk
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: as if, Their life is opposite of that.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: Those are federal informants. You think they're really out there?
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: That's part of the job is to acquire those. It's
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 2: like saying, you know, if you're playing chess, do you
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 2: have any pawns?
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: You have to, don't you? You can't start without them. Right. Right. Wow.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: Man, so how do you know who is, that's part
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: of the game, huh? You don't know.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 2: It's part of the game.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it kind of makes it exciting too when you
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: think about it.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 2: It can be exciting and depressing.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: Did you ever do a rap album?
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: You did? Several. Several. I didn't know that. I'm sorry, man.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: I didn't research that. No problem.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 2: I didn't put them out.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: You asked me, did I do them? Oh, yeah.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: Did you have some collabs on them with anybody? Did
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: somebody help you produce some stuff? Master P, maybe, anything
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: like that? I'm sure he would be honored that of
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: all people, you name dropped him. I'm just thinking of
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: somebody from Louisiana. Right.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 2: What a blessing.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: When I was in college, he used to, they had,
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: it was like Master P, it was like Silk the Shocker,
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: like that whole cabal was really, really vibing, right?
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: So they used to have, they would all come to
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: LSU and play at the basketball courts, and they would
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: have these guys who would stand on the side and
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: hold their clothes, and they were dressed like kind of
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: Native Americans, like almost like black Indians kind of. And
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: some of them would have on little headdresses and stuff,
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: and they would have them all holding their clothes and
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: shoes on the side of the court. It was a vibe, man.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all through that period of time, that whole No
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 2: Limit empire was really, really magnificent to the fan base.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 2: They really went to places where people wanted to.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 2: See them and delivered a show like we weren't used to. Um,
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: cause there was so many acts.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They had a lot of the whole group. You
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: know what I mean?
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 2: Like there was, they had, they all came together and like,
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 2: like put on a show that was just unbelievable in
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: all venues. It was extraordinary to watch.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: Did you ever tour with the, um, With a rap,
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: did you ever, because sometimes you'll have like musicians and rappers,
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: or musicians and comedians tour together.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: You have? Mm-hmm. I just didn't know. Some people like that,
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: some people don't.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have Lil Mo on, has been on our
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 2: tour probably for the last three or four years. And
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 2: the Lady of Rage as well comes out. Music is
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 2: a wonderful partner, dude. comedy you know and um we
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: try to use that music and comedy are interspersed in
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 2: my life so it's always a part of my set.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: And um.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah i'm a huge music fan.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: Are you a instrumentalist you play anything.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: No no no i play nothing and i cannot sing
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: can't sing, can't play anything, which makes me one of
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 2: the greatest music listeners. You know what I mean?
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: Like that's what I like.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: And I, and I like immerse myself, you know, like,
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: like there's, there's like albums that represent like whole periods
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 2: of my life. You know what I mean? Like, um,
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 2: like the album counting crows, um, August and everything after.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: Down up in New Amsterdam.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 2: Like, I know every song, every beat, every word, like,
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 2: because where I was at the time and them Pearl Jams.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 2: Tin.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: At home, drawing pictures of mountaintops. Yeah. With him on top. Like,
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: Because I was listening to stuff that it made me
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: feel like they're really singing about me.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: How I think or feel some moment. All of it. Yeah.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: Remember Shy? Remember that group came out? And if I
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: ever fall. Remember them? I can't sing either. I do.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 2: You did pretty good.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: Thank you, bro.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 2: Appreciate that.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: They would be proud. They were good, bro. They were.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: They were good.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 2: But that was a great time for music of all genres.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: Like, good music was just good music.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I remember one of them. I'm trying
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: to think of one of the first. Oh, I went
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: to a black guy. Green Day. You're going to make
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: a great black guy. Oh, yeah. And they had Tevin Campbell.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: Remember him?
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 4: Can we talk for a minute?
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: Tevin Campbell. Girl, I want to know your name. I'm like, well,
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: fucking just go talk to her then. No, like, tell
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: the truth. When we saw him and we heard the song,
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: we were like, are you sure you want to talk
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: to her? Yeah, yeah. No wonder you're so trepidatious. That's true.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: That's true, that's true, that's true. He really had a different...
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: right the sequel the sequel to that song was a
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: surprise we'll just say like that man the sequel was
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: a surprise that was a good time though right that
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: was a good time it was a good time when
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: was that um that was late 90s i think did
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: you ever get to meet michael jackson before.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 2: No i got to meet prince.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: You did yeah did you ever get to go bike
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: riding with him or anything like that?
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: Who's that?
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: Prince.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 2: I think bike riding may have been the only thing we... Yeah, no, no.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 2: He wasn't doing bike riding. He had had an experience...
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 2: Let's see. So when I meet him, I'm 12. I
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 2: guess he's 18, 19.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, you met him when you were 12?
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I knew him my whole... I'm saying from 12
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: till he left, that was... I knew him the whole time. Like, yeah,
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 2: he was a magnificent, one-of-a-kind individual. Like, I got to.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: He lived different lives.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 2: Like he wasn't where we are and we're talking about
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 2: how we need to.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 1: Reinvent.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 2: And he was like the master at that.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 2: Like he was only going to be this version of
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 2: himself for a very short amount of time. until he
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 2: had mastered it and then he was going to go
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 2: to something else.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: And he always had that energy, huh? Yeah.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: From the, yeah.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He was, yeah.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 2: But, but when I met him, he was already a millionaire.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 2: And so I, I couldn't initially understand what kept driving him,
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 2: you know, because it just seemed to me like he
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 2: was never happy. Because every time I would see him,
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 2: he had achieved like 30 new things and had purchased
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 2: like 100 new things. And still yet, he was working
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 2: like he didn't, you know? And I probably was just
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 2: not understanding what work ethic was, you know? But yeah,
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 2: I learned a lot from that guy. I met Shaq
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 2: when I was 16.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 1: Damn, where at, you think? I know where.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 2: In Orlando, his rookie year.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because he played at LSU, man. Yeah, great guy.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 2: Great guy.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 1: Be safe.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Dude, if I was that big, I couldn't get
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 1: my big ass out of bed at that size, man.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 1: It'd be so hard. You know, because sometimes it's kind
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 1: of hard at even a regular size to get up.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 1: I don't believe that. Dude, you know how hard it
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 1: is to get a big old look at it right there?
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 1: It's so hard to get up when you big. Right.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 1: I watched my aunt get up sometime like she ain't
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 1: going to get up. You know what I'm talking about?
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 1: You ever see somebody and you're like, she ain't going
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 1: to get up.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 2: That's when.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 1: And they figure it out.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 2: When all of the places were catching on fire, that
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 2: was my first thought was like, Nobody on my 600-pound
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 2: life is going to make it out of none of this. Like, what?
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that show's over, bro.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 2: Like, there's a whole portion of the population that can't
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 2: get up.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 1: Everybody's like, evacuate.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 2: Somebody just shit in the bed.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 1: I did. I did evacuate. They evacuate, they just look
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 1: the other way. That's their evacuate. Just lean away from
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 1: the warm. Flip the pillow. Yeah. Did you, what did
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 1: you and Prince do? Did y'all ever go out to
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 1: eat or nothing? Like, what did he like to do? No, so, like,
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: you know how some people have chef's? Like he was
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 1: beyond that. Like he, he wanted, he, he wanted chef,
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 1: a chef to know what he was preparing.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 2: Like, I don't know how to explain it, but like
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 2: he wasn't vegan the whole time I knew him, you know,
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 2: he was just vegan for this portion. And, But before that,
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 2: he had a whole different thing. But he would have
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 2: an Italian chef to make Italian when that's what he
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 2: was having. And he, like, to the extreme. He was extreme. Yeah. So,
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 2: you know, you would get the most beautiful meals around
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 2: this dude because he was a foodie. Oh, damn.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 1: I'd love to watch.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 2: Him eat a little.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 1: Eat a little snack or something, a little creme brulee
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 1: or a little big scoop of ice cream. I'd love
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 1: to see that. Because he was kind of smaller, wasn't he?
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 2: I'm 5'5, so it never really factored in. Oh, you're
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 2: bigger than him, I think. Yeah. But I'm saying I
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 2: wasn't gazing at him while he was eating.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, sorry.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we always had enough women around for him.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 1: I wasn't there in a longing fashion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, sorry.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 1: Watch a small person, if they get up against a
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 1: real hard scoop of ice cream, they fucking can't handle
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 1: that bitch, you know? No, no, no.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 2: I didn't get it. Rewind that again. Okay, sorry.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 2: Somehow I missed that and I can't accept it.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 1: No, I just sometimes if somebody, you know, I know
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 1: like if I get up, if it's a real cold
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 1: scoop of ice cream and it's hard to, you know,
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 1: get with a spoon or something, I just imagine like
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 1: a smaller guy battling that, battling that bitch, bro. I just,
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 1: I can't. Oh, shit. So that's what I envision. I
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 1: want you to acknowledge how funny that was. I just
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 1: want to envision in my head, Prince. Just got two
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 1: or three spoons going on that bit. He going to
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 1: get in there. He'd have whooped your ass in here.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 1: He probably would have, and blessings, man. I'd have had
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 1: to pull him off. Man, he's a purple superhero, and
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 1: he is the king, man. In real life, yeah. I'm
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 1: just joking, Prince. If your spirit is here, I'm sure
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 1: it is somewhere.
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 2: It is indeed, yeah. And he had a great sense
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 2: of humor.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, I saw him stop in. I was in Minneapolis.
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 1: They used to have this place called... And he got
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 1: more pussy than you. Did he?
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, of course he did. What the fuck am
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 1: I talking about? It took me half a second to
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 1: realize that. Yeah, of course he did. Damn, boy.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 1: Well, no, they had a place, though, that he would
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 1: go perform sometimes on a certain night. It was in Minneapolis,
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 1: and a lot of musicians would just show up, and
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 1: one night he showed up there, man, and it was amazing.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 1: It was just random people would get together and play.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 2: No, he loved that probably more than Anything else, like
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 2: he loved that more than touring. He loved that more
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 2: than anything is jam sessions. And he had places all
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 2: over the globe. And he was welcomed at, I'm saying,
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 2: you're talking about a guy that played 26 instruments. You
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 2: feel what I'm saying? Like we're talking about a guy.
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 1: That like most people, Yeah. Just magical, huh?
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 2: If you couldn't learn from what he did, then you
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 2: just passed learning.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 2: Like, the shit resonates regardless of what it is you're
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 2: trying to do.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 2: And so, yeah, I was blessed to.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 1: Even be around him, huh? Yeah.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just to be able to witness... a short.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 1: Young black guy.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 2: Navigate the highest echelons of entertainment and still be holding
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 2: on to things that he doesn't do and won't do
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 2: and still feeling like he needs to look out for
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 2: other musicians and other artists and still trying not to
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 2: bring shame on his fans or other Black people or
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 2: music lovers or, you know, just a wonderful human, you know?
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 2: That's what you can learn.
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 1: Now i feel bad about making that joke but i
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 1: feel okay still i mean i feel you should it's
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 1: okay yeah i'm just joking yeah um yeah but did
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 1: um when you were growing up did you ever have
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 1: like a tv for like a like a tv father
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 1: kind of you know like i had like i'm trying
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 1: to think of like just trying to think of like
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 1: influences that you had when you were young like i
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 1: had like Little House on the Prairie was a show
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 1: I would watch that they had. Michael Landon was on it.
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 1: And then they had like In the Heat of the Night.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 1: I really liked that show.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 2: Now, wait a minute.
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 1: Who was the father figure.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 2: On In the Heat of the Night? Was the black
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 2: guy your father figure?
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, Virgil Tibbs. Virgil Tibbs. Yeah, brother. He was good.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 1: I will tell you this. I met his wife at a,
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 1: or not his wife, but.
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 2: The lady that played?
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's her right there. Virgil and Sophia was his
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 1: wife in the show, I think.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 2: She was way smaller than you thought, right?
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 1: She was very beautiful. And I saw her at a
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 1: breakfast place and I was like, I cannot go back
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 1: in there and tell her. And I did. And it was, she,
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 1: I think she kind of appreciated it, but it was
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 1: still pretty awkward, I think. But she's very beautiful. But yeah,
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 1: I liked him and Carol O'Connor was in it. But
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 1: in the heat, that was my heat. Right. That shit
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 1: was good. I loved that. What else did I like?
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of a show where I had
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 1: like a TV dad. Did you have like a TV
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 1: family or someone that you kind of liked?
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 2: As a black man, I had a real father.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 2: I wasn't looking at TV for the images of a
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 2: real good black father because I had one.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 2: So for me, it was.
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 1: A little.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 2: Interesting just to see how other fathers were portrayed, you know? Yeah.
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 2: I more enjoyed, like, seeing the dynamics of other families
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 2: and how things went for them because that's the only
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 2: way that I knew, oh, I don't have that type
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 2: of upbringing at all. Wow, that's, yeah. I didn't even
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 2: know my mother was supposed to love me. Like, I
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 2: didn't know that was.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 1: Sorry to laugh, man, but yeah.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 2: She's never kissed me in my life. I didn't know
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 2: she was supposed to like.
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 1: Me like that. I'm sorry. She made sure I ate.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 2: I had clean clothes.
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying I didn't. It would have been shocking
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 1: if my mom was always working. I would be like, Mom,
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 1: tell me you love me. She'd be like, I got
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 1: to move this box over here. That's what she would
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 1: be like. I'm like, Mom, how do you feel about me?
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 1: She's like, oh, we got to put all these boxes away.
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 1: She always had something to do, you know? Like, if
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 1: a feeling came up, my mom just couldn't have it,
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 1: you know? No, John, I love you, Mom. I'm just,
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 1: it's funny. Now it's funny. Right.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 2: But now you can.
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit was ridiculous, though. I was like, Mom,
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 1: how do you feel about me? She's like, we got
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 1: to get this car to start. I'm like, what the
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 1: fuck are you talking about? Where's the vacuum? Yeah, yeah. Right. Yeah,
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 1: that was it. That's what I think. That's what I
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 1: always was looking for, for me.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 2: But these are the things that guarantee success. That's what
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you.
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 2: It's part of what's on that list that, you know,
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 2: you've got certain things against you. You're going to be successful.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 1: Right. Yeah.
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going to be in a position where you
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 2: can rectify things.
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 1: You know that.
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 2: You're way more appreciative of love because of that. You're
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 2: in a position where you can still be loved by
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 2: the black lady at the airport.
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 4: 2025.
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 1: My little layover lady. That's what I'm calling my little layover.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 1: I've seen, this is something that I thought, there's only
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 1: two things that I think that I've seen and I'm
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 1: not sure. One of them was that Santa Claus, when
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 1: I was a kid, that they brought us outside and
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 1: they had a real sleigh go by in the air.
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 1: It was an airplane that they disguised as a sleigh
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 1: in our town. Mm-hmm. The second one is, I thought
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 1: I saw you riding bikes down Sunset Boulevard. Right. So
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 1: now the funniest part of all of that. Is that
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 1: a true story?
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 2: It's because all of your stories are true, right? But
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 2: the whole thing is, when you're telling this story, we
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 2: ride by on these bikes with lights on them.
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like from the future. Circus members.
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 2: But really... Really, this is a million and a half
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 2: dollars worth of can-am spiders. Eight of them, 200,000 apiece.
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 2: Me and Suge going down sunset.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I didn't see those, man. I'm sorry. I
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 1: saw some bitches. Somebody covered them bitches.
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 2: Cat Williams came by with a Shetland pony. Hey, had
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 2: neon lights on the hooves.
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 1: Somebody spray painted silly string on the back of that.
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 1: With a violin. Started playing it. Do you believe in
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 1: life after life? Yeah, I swear to God, I'm standing
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 1: on the porch. I look over there. Right. And you
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 1: had done one of those things where you stand up,
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 1: but keep, you know what I'm saying? It's just, you know,
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 1: when you're riding down the street.
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 2: I'm 5'5, so I do that better than most.
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 1: And I said, damn, there he goes, bro. Right. And
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 1: by the time I get anybody's attention, nobody believed me.
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 1: So that's why I think it had a lot of
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 1: that same, like, when you saw Santa, you know, type
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 1: of energy.
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 2: Right. Well, I understand. I didn't take away from the myth.
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 2: I just clarified.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, good. Because I thought I was crazy for
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 1: thinking that. Right. What do you see happening in 2025, Cat?
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 1: This is where we get to where, like, What do
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 1: you feel like? What do you feel like are things
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 1: we can look forward to, things we can stay conscious of?
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 1: Can I bum another cigarette by chance, man? You got
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 1: an extra one?
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 1: Let's do it. Yeah, so... Let me get that bitch,
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 1: get my lungs up.
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 2: We're already in 2025, aren't we? Yeah. Yeah, so... You
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 2: right already.
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, see there?
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 2: So the whole thing is we're not... This.
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 2: This thing does not happen in yearly cycles. It's not
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 2: an every 12 months thing. That's not how it works.
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 2: The age of truth is not one year. It's the
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 2: beginning of people having more of a thirst for what
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 2: is true than an appetite for lies. So if you
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 2: sell lies, it's a harder road for you. If you
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 2: have truths to tell, people are hungry for that, and
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 2: they'll pay you handsomely to hear the truth. It wasn't
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 2: always that way. It's that way right now in real time.
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 2: Whatever that means to you, that's the battle that's going on.
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 2: It's people who profit from the manipulation of others. by
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 2: getting you to believe something that's not the case. And
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 2: that's how they make their living. And it is now
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 2: a difficult time for those entities.
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 1: Do you think that there is actual cloning going on?
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 2: We know that there's actual cloning going on. The question
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 2: I believe you're asking is human cloning.
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes, sir.
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 2: But let's start with the real question. The real question is,
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 2: is cloning going on?
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it is. I knew it. Well, I'm saying
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 1: let's just say animal cloning. Oh, yes. Let's start there.
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 2: That's not a myth. No, that's been known. That's not
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 2: a conspiracy theory that we are at the point where
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 2: we have no problem cloning animals if you lose a pet.
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 2: You can send away to these companies and they will.
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 1: They'll fucking remix that bitch and send it back. Right. Yeah.
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 2: As close to proximity as you can imagine.
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 2: That we know is possible.
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 1: So now... Through viagin pets right there.
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 2: So that's in the animal world. So now in the
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 2: human world, we know that there are multiple surgeries... That
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 2: we know we can replace this with that. All the
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 2: way up to, what's our last achievement? Is it heart?
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 2: The guy passed away with a pig heart.
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 1: But it worked for, I'm saying. Let me see that.
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 1: Bring up that pig-hearted guy. Right there. Yeah.
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 2: Two people have received.
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 1: A genetically modified pig heart transplant, David Bennett and Lawrence Fawcett.
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 1: Both were performed in Maryland.
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 2: So there's not.
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 1: The evidence is there.
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 2: Very much left on what it would take as far
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 2: as abilities go.
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 1: Do you think there's any artists now that you think
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 1: are not the same artists that we thought they were?
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 2: If we're only speaking of biology, I've heard that.
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 2: A man's G-spot is in his anal passage, which means
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go my whole life without ever experiencing it.
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 2: By the same token, everybody is a reflection of what
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 2: they gotta go through to get to where they at, right?
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 2: And I just know that The people that have been
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 2: in positions where they decided to do some stuff that
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 2: they said they weren't going to do, they don't be
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 2: the same on the other side. Nothing they can do
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 2: can make them seem like what you remember them as.
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 2: I call it spiritual because I don't know what else
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 2: to call it.
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 1: Have you ever faced... that in your own life where
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 1: people try to come at you for offers like that?
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 1: Do you think that like stars and get offered that
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 1: kind of thing? Like to compromise themselves sexually for entertainment?
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 2: Again, the things that we are discussing exist in each
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 2: of the fields.
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 1: Right, any field. Right, right.
• 2:00:29
  Speaker 2: Not entertainment exclusively, politics, religion, science, everywhere, right? Some of
• 2:00:38
  Speaker 2: this is human nature, right? Because we listen and we
• 2:00:45
  Speaker 2: don't judge.
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 1: Were there things that you didn't take in your career
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 1: that you feel like were like, are there things to
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 1: look out for, do you feel like?
• 2:01:02
  Speaker 2: There wasn't for me because I knew I wasn't going
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 2: to take it, but I did want to get offered.
• 2:01:06
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? And most of the stuff
• 2:01:09
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't have believed until I had to get to
• 2:01:12
  Speaker 2: a certain level to get to see the proof. You
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? So I was as shocked as
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 2: anybody about How powerful Harvey Weinstein was at the time
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 2: that I was meeting with him. And how he could
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 2: not be told no. That he get whatever he want.
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 1: You follow what I'm saying? They'll figure out some way.
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 2: Right. So I thought that didn't apply to me because
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 2: I don't care about nothing but. Bitches in good business, right?
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 2: And then he offered me two actresses like they was
• 2:01:58
  Speaker 2: playing cards. And I was like, what?
• 2:02:03
  Speaker 1: Like he just jumped you in the head.
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 2: He was like, I know you.
• 2:02:08
  Speaker 1: Damn. Right. Like what? Some aces. No, my personal aces. Yeah.
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 1: Did you think about it? Look, I'm not.
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 2: In these scary situations, I don't even leave it up
• 2:02:27
  Speaker 2: to me. I'm going to do what the superhero would
• 2:02:31
  Speaker 2: do in this part of the movie regardless and deal
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 2: with what happens after. Just because it's a story, and
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 2: I know it's a story. It's my story. You know
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 2: what I mean? So I can't.
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 1: That's a good way to think about things in general. Yeah.
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 1: What would the superhero do right now?
• 2:02:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm saying I read about Jesus getting to
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 2: the mountaintop and the devil saying you can have all
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 2: of this and him saying you don't have anything to
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 2: offer me. Like, you know what I mean? So that's
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 2: what I got to look up to. So I'm going
• 2:03:14
  Speaker 2: to follow suit in the best version I can regardless
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 2: of anything else.
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 1: Um, do you have a comedian that passed away that
• 2:03:26
  Speaker 1: you really like, that you miss a lot? I mean,
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 1: I know there's been a lot of them, but did
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 1: you have like a.
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 2: Real scary say, I miss so many, like, did you
• 2:03:38
  Speaker 2: have like a brother in comedy?
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 1: Like I.
• 2:03:41
  Speaker 2: Miss so many.
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 1: I like, what was Bernie Mac? Like, was he a
• 2:03:45
  Speaker 1: super guy? Cause I never seen anybody like him. That's
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 1: a great place to start.
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 2: No, you never saw anybody like him just because there
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 2: wasn't anybody like him. You know what I mean? Like
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 2: the things people pretend to do and talk themselves up
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 2: to be and he was that.
• 2:04:12
  Speaker 1: Already. Yeah, I....
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 2: I went down to his show when he was taping
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 2: and they were saying he wasn't feeling good. And I
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 2: left there feeling like they're murdering this dude. Like he
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 2: had a lung problem, right? And the doctors told him
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 2: that he just had to take time away from the
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 2: show and he could come back when he was okay, right?
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 2: And his contract wouldn't let him. And they made him
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 2: work through, like, yeah. But I miss all of the
• 2:05:02
  Speaker 2: comedy angels that I came in contact with from Charlie
• 2:05:10
  Speaker 2: Murphy to Heavy D. I miss Heavy D, John Witherspoon.
• 2:05:19
  Speaker 2: You know, like We lost some really great comics. I
• 2:05:24
  Speaker 2: miss Rinaldo Ray.
• 2:05:26
  Speaker 1: I miss....
• 2:05:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been a lot.
• 2:05:30
  Speaker 1: Bring up a picture of Rinaldo Ray. I'm just not
• 2:05:32
  Speaker 1: familiar with him, just so I can see what he
• 2:05:34
  Speaker 1: looks like. Oh, yeah.
• 2:05:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:05:41
  Speaker 1: Didn't he play in the Cosby show? Was he the grandfather?
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 2: He was a brilliant, brilliant.
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 1: Individual. Like, he... He had.
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 2: Multiple master's degrees and was an art collector and a
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 2: real legendary guy.
• 2:06:04
  Speaker 1: Reynaldo.
• 2:06:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:06:09
  Speaker 2: What other?
• 2:06:10
  Speaker 1: What about Bill Cosby? Did you ever get to meet
• 2:06:12
  Speaker 1: him or not? Before he had all the problems? Is
• 2:06:21
  Speaker 1: being a rapist one of the problems? Sorry. You said
• 2:06:29
  Speaker 1: it like, before he got scurvy. Sorry, bro. That was, yeah,
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 1: that was, yeah, I did. But, yeah, what was he
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 1: like before that, man? Right, right. I don't know. I
• 2:06:54
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 2:06:59
  Speaker 2: Comedically, he has some works comedically that you could put
• 2:07:05
  Speaker 2: up there in the pantheon of joke telling.
• 2:07:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. He had so many albums when I was
• 2:07:11
  Speaker 1: a kid that our parents would play in the car,
• 2:07:13
  Speaker 1: stuff like that. Right.
• 2:07:14
  Speaker 2: And he spent a good portion of his televised... really
• 2:07:22
  Speaker 2: making black men and black families look really good in
• 2:07:28
  Speaker 2: a time when that was not a popular thing to do.
• 2:07:35
  Speaker 2: None of that supersedes racist. But, yeah, I was glad
• 2:07:44
  Speaker 2: to not be a fan of his just because, you know,
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 2: We liked Richard Pryor and you had to kind of like,
• 2:07:53
  Speaker 2: which way are you? Are you Richard Pryor, Redd Foxx,
• 2:07:56
  Speaker 2: or are you Bill Cosby?
• 2:07:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's definitely different then. What else is
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 1: going on?
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 2: Please don't have an R. Kelly question next.
• 2:08:09
  Speaker 1: I do not have an R. Kelly question.
• 2:08:11
  Speaker 2: No.
• 2:08:13
  Speaker 1: No, I don't. Did you get to go to Bernie
• 2:08:15
  Speaker 1: Mac's funeral? Did he have a big funeral? No.
• 2:08:24
  Speaker 2: Steve Harvey was at his funeral, so I wouldn't have
• 2:08:27
  Speaker 2: been there anyway.
• 2:08:29
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
• 2:08:30
  Speaker 4: What else?
• 2:08:39
  Speaker 2: I'll be able to tell you when you're black.
• 2:08:42
  Speaker 1: Okay. Okay. I feel like I'm not doing that good
• 2:08:45
  Speaker 1: right now on it. You're doing great. Okay. What do
• 2:08:48
  Speaker 1: you mean? Thanks, man. Okay. did you get, was it
• 2:08:52
  Speaker 1: scary for you to be a parent whenever you decided
• 2:08:54
  Speaker 1: you wanted to be a parent? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 2:08:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's, yeah, that's one of those things where it's
• 2:09:06
  Speaker 2: only looking back that you realize, oh, I was not
• 2:09:11
  Speaker 2: in any way qualified for that job. Like, like, you know,
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 2: but you try so hard, you know, and it means everything,
• 2:09:20
  Speaker 2: but yeah it's it's exciting and scary like you can't
• 2:09:35
  Speaker 2: so you you don't have you don't have any kids.
• 2:09:39
  Speaker 1: No I want to get I would like to have
• 2:09:41
  Speaker 1: some children but.
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 2: I just well if you have one child you're not
• 2:09:46
  Speaker 2: gonna you're not gonna have the drug issue to deal
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 2: with ever again.
• 2:09:55
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 2:09:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's going to... You can't do them both.
• 2:10:03
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 2:10:07
  Speaker 2: You can't do them both.
• 2:10:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:10:11
  Speaker 2: As soon as you have... And it doesn't matter how
• 2:10:14
  Speaker 2: you get this child.
• 2:10:16
  Speaker 1: Okay. The second you become a father and.
• 2:10:22
  Speaker 2: This life is dependent upon you, like, you're going to
• 2:10:26
  Speaker 2: devote everything to that and you're going to have to.
• 2:10:32
  Speaker 2: You're going to have to. Because only somebody with your
• 2:10:35
  Speaker 2: experiences will be able to deal with not being able
• 2:10:39
  Speaker 2: to sleep for like two months. You know what I mean?
• 2:10:43
  Speaker 2: Just on this baby's schedule that has no schedule except Yeah,
• 2:10:53
  Speaker 2: it's crazy. Life-changing doesn't even say the half of it. But,
• 2:10:59
  Speaker 2: you know, do you have pets?
• 2:11:02
  Speaker 1: Mm-mm.
• 2:11:03
  Speaker 2: See, this is the thing.
• 2:11:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Right. I'm going to get started soon.
• 2:11:07
  Speaker 2: This is what's keeping you able to be in this
• 2:11:10
  Speaker 2: world is because you've not given yourself a life responsibility.
• 2:11:16
  Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying? I think that's why I
• 2:11:17
  Speaker 1: became a comedian, because I didn't want any responsibilities, really. Right, right.
• 2:11:21
  Speaker 1: In a lot of ways. I think it's a big
• 2:11:24
  Speaker 1: part of me that starts to feel like, yeah, I'm
• 2:11:25
  Speaker 1: missing out if I don't. I'm probably missing out, but
• 2:11:28
  Speaker 1: I just want to know. I want to have every
• 2:11:30
  Speaker 1: experience I can, you know? Right. Right. And you can. Yeah.
• 2:11:34
  Speaker 2: And this is the vehicle for that.
• 2:11:37
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 2:11:38
  Speaker 2: That's what a coincidence that all your life will line
• 2:11:42
  Speaker 2: up for you to want to do that. And then
• 2:11:46
  Speaker 2: to meet a girl at the airport that already loves
• 2:11:51
  Speaker 2: to fly and travel.
• 2:11:54
  Speaker 1: And make sure I don't have any illegal substances on me, too,
• 2:11:58
  Speaker 1: at the same time.
• 2:12:00
  Speaker 2: Just because you're not going to need them.
• 2:12:04
  Speaker 1: Are you a pet owner? Are you a big pet owner, man?
• 2:12:06
  Speaker 1: I've heard that you've got some animals over there. Yeah,
• 2:12:08
  Speaker 1: I love the animals. I've heard you've got a couple
• 2:12:11
  Speaker 1: of horses, things like that. They're great. Yeah. Ducks. I've
• 2:12:14
  Speaker 1: got a lot. I got... How many ducks do you have, Kat?
• 2:12:21
  Speaker 2: Between 19 and 21. I just say that because a
• 2:12:26
  Speaker 2: couple were there when I first got the place and
• 2:12:30
  Speaker 2: they never left, right? So they're there, but everybody else
• 2:12:35
  Speaker 2: we raise from eggs, you know, that you go down to.
• 2:12:38
  Speaker 1: What's the name of that place? Tractor Supply. Oh, Tractor Supply. Yeah.
• 2:12:44
  Speaker 1: You go to Tractor Supply and Oh, in the feed
• 2:12:47
  Speaker 1: and seed shop?
• 2:12:48
  Speaker 2: Right. You do the incubators.
• 2:12:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So it's beautiful because they're all black. Oh, really? Yeah. Good.
• 2:12:56
  Speaker 1: We need more of that. We need everybody.
• 2:12:58
  Speaker 2: Diversity in the duck world.
• 2:13:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, hell yeah, dog. I'm sick of seeing these fucking swans, bro.
• 2:13:04
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? These rich ass long neck motherfuckers, bro. No,
• 2:13:10
  Speaker 1: we have geese too. But I'm just saying we need
• 2:13:12
  Speaker 1: some fucking bangers in there, dog. You know, we need
• 2:13:15
  Speaker 1: some dark ducks in this bitch. Yeah, yeah. Or some,
• 2:13:19
  Speaker 1: bring up a couple of black ducks, man. I would
• 2:13:21
  Speaker 1: love to see those right now. Because I'm used to
• 2:13:23
  Speaker 1: seeing mallards I've seen for sure. But I've never seen
• 2:13:27
  Speaker 1: some really good darker ducks. So that's a beautiful one
• 2:13:30
  Speaker 1: right there.
• 2:13:31
  Speaker 2: None of these are black ducks.
• 2:13:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, sorry. Well, get one. But no, get one in
• 2:13:35
  Speaker 1: the bottom. Okay, yeah, there we go.
• 2:13:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, that western black duck. That western black. That's an
• 2:13:41
  Speaker 2: all black duck.
• 2:13:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, hell yeah. Yeah.
• 2:13:44
  Speaker 2: But mine are.
• 2:13:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's fucking Mallard Luther King right there, bro. That
• 2:13:49
  Speaker 1: thing dark as hell, dude. Sorry, bro.
• 2:13:57
  Speaker 2: You know, make a great black guy.
• 2:13:58
  Speaker 1: Mallard Luther King. That could be his name. And that
• 2:14:02
  Speaker 1: is actually a beautiful name for a duck. For that
• 2:14:05
  Speaker 1: duck specifically. It is.
• 2:14:07
  Speaker 2: Mallard... Luther the King.
• 2:14:10
  Speaker 1: Yes. Do you think– some people think that guys like
• 2:14:14
  Speaker 1: Martin Luther King were compromised by the CIA. Do you
• 2:14:17
  Speaker 1: ever believe stuff like that?
• 2:14:22
  Speaker 2: Well, this kind of goes back to– Like.
• 2:14:25
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of conspiracy theory stuff about that, you know?
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:14:30
  Speaker 2: Somebody says it's a conspiracy, but that doesn't make it
• 2:14:33
  Speaker 2: the case. In both of these cases that we've had
• 2:14:37
  Speaker 2: these conversations, we are talking about the FBI and the CIA.
• 2:14:44
  Speaker 1: So what do you think they do?
• 2:14:48
  Speaker 2: So maybe we're unclear about what we think these agencies do.
• 2:14:55
  Speaker 2: So now the question becomes, hey, do you think they'd
• 2:14:58
  Speaker 2: be doing their job?
• 2:15:00
  Speaker 1: I do. I do think they'd be doing their job.
• 2:15:04
  Speaker 1: You mean all through history? Yes. Yes, I think they
• 2:15:08
  Speaker 1: keep on doing their job. You think they get everybody?
• 2:15:11
  Speaker 1: I think they get everybody.
• 2:15:17
  Speaker 2: So again, not conspiracy theory at all.
• 2:15:24
  Speaker 1: I'm saying.
• 2:15:25
  Speaker 2: The only way that there could be an FBI file
• 2:15:28
  Speaker 2: for us to be able to get 30 years after.
• 2:15:32
  Speaker 1: His death is if there's an FBI file, correct? Right, right, right. Right. Damn, bro.
• 2:15:39
  Speaker 1: Nobody could trust anybody. That's the scary part to me sometimes.
• 2:15:48
  Speaker 2: The Bible said, do not put your trust in men.
• 2:15:54
  Speaker 2: pretty specific why because everybody can be compromised except you
• 2:16:02
  Speaker 2: yeah if you don't believe in God then it's pretty
• 2:16:06
  Speaker 2: messed up because now you only got you to believe
• 2:16:09
  Speaker 2: in but if you got you and God you can
• 2:16:12
  Speaker 2: believe in both of those you can you can you
• 2:16:17
  Speaker 2: can have peace then do you.
• 2:16:19
  Speaker 1: Have you had times in your life where you struggled
• 2:16:21
  Speaker 1: having God in your life or what's that been like
• 2:16:23
  Speaker 1: for you No. Do you have a practice that you
• 2:16:28
  Speaker 1: use kind of to like, like one of my goals
• 2:16:32
  Speaker 1: this year is to have more God in my life, right?
• 2:16:35
  Speaker 1: So for me, I'm just using like more times where
• 2:16:37
  Speaker 1: I stop and pray. Like even sometimes moments my head
• 2:16:39
  Speaker 1: will pop in, like you should hit your knees right
• 2:16:41
  Speaker 1: now and pray. And sometimes I just don't do those.
• 2:16:43
  Speaker 1: I just go and keep doing it about my day.
• 2:16:45
  Speaker 1: But now when those hit me, I'm trying to just
• 2:16:46
  Speaker 1: make sure I do that, you know, just like because
• 2:16:49
  Speaker 1: it's like an intuition that I have, you know, just
• 2:16:51
  Speaker 1: because I want to have a stronger practice.
• 2:16:53
  Speaker 2: And understand it's, it's the reason that it's special is because.
• 2:17:04
  Speaker 1: Only you're going to know.
• 2:17:07
  Speaker 2: That it's working, right? There's going to be no evidence
• 2:17:12
  Speaker 2: other than the evidence, but you're going to know that.
• 2:17:20
  Speaker 1: Like I, I.
• 2:17:23
  Speaker 2: Talk to God five and six times a day. He
• 2:17:28
  Speaker 2: has an accurate account of how I'm feeling about everything,
• 2:17:33
  Speaker 2: how I think things are going, what I feel like
• 2:17:36
  Speaker 2: I'm doing good at, what I feel like I.
• 2:17:39
  Speaker 1: Need help with.
• 2:17:41
  Speaker 2: These are our conversations. So I don't wonder why stuff
• 2:17:49
  Speaker 2: gets moved. out of my way because I asked for
• 2:17:53
  Speaker 2: things to be moved out of my way like you
• 2:17:57
  Speaker 2: asked earlier like aren't you scared like I'm not allowed
• 2:18:02
  Speaker 2: to be scared because I'm not counting on me like
• 2:18:07
  Speaker 2: um You can't fuck me up because you're not allowed
• 2:18:12
  Speaker 2: to fuck me up. And I've been in enough situations
• 2:18:18
  Speaker 2: to know that he ain't let me down yet. Like
• 2:18:23
  Speaker 2: every time I needed his safety, it was there.
• 2:18:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And will be.
• 2:18:29
  Speaker 2: And the more times you communicate, the better the relationship is.
• 2:18:35
  Speaker 2: And then you'll find that that works. With the black
• 2:18:39
  Speaker 2: girl from the airport too. Like, communication is key.
• 2:18:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:18:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, Lord, man. Literally, huh?
• 2:18:59
  Speaker 2: You're perfect when you don't even try.
• 2:19:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I've heard you say that you feel like we're
• 2:19:07
  Speaker 1: about to enter like a golden era. What do you
• 2:19:13
  Speaker 1: mean kind of by that? Or what feelings do you
• 2:19:17
  Speaker 1: have about that? And what can we look forward to?
• 2:19:21
  Speaker 2: I was just trying to be super positive at the time.
• 2:19:36
  Speaker 2: I wasn't trying to be actually accurate with the question.
• 2:19:40
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 2:19:41
  Speaker 2: The question was asked, I think, almost on New Year's
• 2:19:45
  Speaker 2: or something like that, or Christmas, something like that. It
• 2:19:48
  Speaker 2: was pretty close to the top of the year, so
• 2:19:52
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to say anything that would make anybody
• 2:19:59
  Speaker 2: uncomfortable or awkward. But.
• 2:20:06
  Speaker 2: The Bible has a book called Revelations, right? And it
• 2:20:11
  Speaker 2: gives you this little metaphorical rundown of how things should go.
• 2:20:21
  Speaker 1: Bring it up real quick, Revelations. We can get a
• 2:20:24
  Speaker 1: look at it. Here we go. Book of Revelation or
• 2:20:40
  Speaker 1: Book of the Apocalypse, the final book of the New Testament. Correct.
• 2:20:49
  Speaker 2: So now, it talks about the things that will happen
• 2:20:56
  Speaker 2: in what's called the last days, right?
• 2:21:02
  Speaker 1: Before.
• 2:21:03
  Speaker 2: the second coming of Jesus, right? Because my whole life
• 2:21:07
  Speaker 2: I was just trying to figure out, like, whatever it
• 2:21:13
  Speaker 2: would take for Jesus to come back, why aren't all
• 2:21:18
  Speaker 2: of the people around the world that love Jesus, why
• 2:21:22
  Speaker 2: aren't they making sure that happens?
• 2:21:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:21:25
  Speaker 1: So he would come back. Yeah. Yeah, like Santa didn't
• 2:21:29
  Speaker 1: leave milk and cookies. You know what I'm saying? You
• 2:21:31
  Speaker 1: think we would fucking... Leave out a couple of freaking...
• 2:21:35
  Speaker 1: We're willing to go buy the presents ourselves and say
• 2:21:38
  Speaker 1: you delivered them. Put some sacred snacks out for them
• 2:21:41
  Speaker 1: or something. Right.
• 2:21:43
  Speaker 2: So, you know, it just tells a story of the
• 2:21:48
  Speaker 2: little key things that will happen that you can look
• 2:21:54
  Speaker 2: forward to before things get there, right? And so it
• 2:21:59
  Speaker 2: talks about things like.
• 2:22:03
  Speaker 2: All of the nations will have to come together and
• 2:22:10
  Speaker 2: make a group called the United Nations, you know. And
• 2:22:15
  Speaker 2: this was written way back then, and we have a
• 2:22:17
  Speaker 2: United Nations now. And it talks about there being wars
• 2:22:22
  Speaker 2: and reports of wars in multiple places, and it gives
• 2:22:28
  Speaker 2: us– gives us a little guideline just to, you know,
• 2:22:33
  Speaker 2: what may be happening in the future.
• 2:22:37
  Speaker 1: Like whenever Jesus comes back, where do you think it'll
• 2:22:43
  Speaker 1: be at?
• 2:22:54
  Speaker 2: Well, The Bible is generally pretty specific about places, generally. So,
• 2:23:03
  Speaker 2: like it talks about.
• 2:23:06
  Speaker 1: Armageddon, right?
• 2:23:08
  Speaker 2: And there's this actual valley of Armageddon. I'm going to
• 2:23:15
  Speaker 2: mispronounce it, but Armageddon. But the valley of Armageddon. That's
• 2:23:21
  Speaker 2: supposed to take place. There's this valley that is named after,
• 2:23:25
  Speaker 2: which really exists.
• 2:23:27
  Speaker 1: But wherever it is, he's.
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  Speaker 2: Going to bring it up. But there's probably a war
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  Speaker 2: there now.
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  Speaker 1: Right. Right.
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  Speaker 2: So here we are.
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  Speaker 1: The Valley of Megiddo, also known as Jezreel Valley, is
• 2:23:45
  Speaker 1: a large fertile plain in northern Israel. It's known for
• 2:23:48
  Speaker 1: its historical, theological, and geographical significance. Oh, wow. And there's
• 2:23:53
  Speaker 1: a lot of war going on right there, right now.
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  Speaker 2: Correct.
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  Speaker 1: So, TBD, huh? What are some of the other animals
• 2:24:05
  Speaker 1: that you have there? I have heard that you have
• 2:24:07
  Speaker 1: horses over there. Is that a true cut, that you
• 2:24:10
  Speaker 1: have some horses over there? I want some.
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  Speaker 2: The donkeys are the stars over there. But yeah, we
• 2:24:16
  Speaker 2: got a lot of, yeah, we have cows, many cows.
• 2:24:22
  Speaker 2: Those are the best kind. Many cows and pot-bellied pigs.
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  Speaker 1: How big are they?
• 2:24:26
  Speaker 2: Probably about the right there.
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  Speaker 1: A mini cow? Yeah. Bring up a mini cow real quick.
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  Speaker 1: I want to see one of them. They're beautiful, too.
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  Speaker 1: My sister has a picture of a couple of them
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  Speaker 1: at her house. Beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if we can find a white one, that'll be
• 2:24:41
  Speaker 2: like cash.
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  Speaker 1: If you that's your name, Cash. Oh, that's cool. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: And are those milkable?
• 2:24:51
  Speaker 2: He's a boy, so I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not it. Right. Oh, look at that.
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  Speaker 2: So, you know, the blessing he doesn't he has no
• 2:25:04
  Speaker 2: idea he's many.
• 2:25:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, I see.
• 2:25:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, ours is bigger than that, but yeah.
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  Speaker 1: A beautiful little one right there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're really fun.
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  Speaker 1: And do you name, so that one's named Cash, and
• 2:25:18
  Speaker 1: what other name do you have for these animals?
• 2:25:20
  Speaker 2: Well, all the animals, all the animals have names, except
• 2:25:32
  Speaker 2: animals that might be delicious, like Like, goat is, like,
• 2:25:39
  Speaker 2: my favorite meat, I think. And so we have quite
• 2:25:45
  Speaker 2: a few, you know.
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  Speaker 1: And are you eating goat? Not Billy.
• 2:25:48
  Speaker 2: He's the king of all the goats.
• 2:25:51
  Speaker 3: Right, right.
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  Speaker 1: But you're having a little bit of goat. How much
• 2:25:53
  Speaker 1: goat are you having monthly, you think?
• 2:25:59
  Speaker 2: Weekly.
• 2:26:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. Yeah, okay. Okay. So Cat got him a
• 2:26:03
  Speaker 1: little bit of money if he having that weekly goat meal.
• 2:26:07
  Speaker 1: You know that, boy?
• 2:26:08
  Speaker 2: I'm accountable, you know.
• 2:26:10
  Speaker 1: Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Goat eat goat. Hey, man, goats
• 2:26:12
  Speaker 1: eat goat. Right. I love that. He's making a little money. Sorry.
• 2:26:24
  Speaker 1: I think sometimes I was just so nervous about who
• 2:26:27
  Speaker 1: you are because you seem like such a, like, you
• 2:26:30
  Speaker 1: almost seem like something that came down off of Mount
• 2:26:32
  Speaker 1: Rushmore to spend time with us today. So I think
• 2:26:34
  Speaker 1: that's like the mystique about you. So I think sometimes
• 2:26:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know when it's like okay to joke around
• 2:26:40
  Speaker 1: and stuff, you know. So you just try and figure
• 2:26:41
  Speaker 1: it out as you go, you know.
• 2:26:44
  Speaker 2: I hope that that is not correct and you're just
• 2:26:46
  Speaker 2: saying that because it is always okay to joke around me.
• 2:26:52
  Speaker 1: No, I appreciate that. I definitely feel that for sure
• 2:26:55
  Speaker 1: more than other interviews. I'm trying to think of what
• 2:27:01
  Speaker 1: else I want to ask you about. This is the
• 2:27:05
  Speaker 1: best picture I ever got about it. Someone sent this
• 2:27:09
  Speaker 1: and they said, this is... Cat Williams talking to Cam Newton,
• 2:27:15
  Speaker 1: somebody said. Right. And that's what I'm thinking, man. Yeah,
• 2:27:23
  Speaker 1: because here's the thing. Here's the thing. Um.
• 2:27:28
  Speaker 3: Everything.
• 2:27:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we know that stupid picture of me.
• 2:27:31
  Speaker 1: Thanks. Appreciate it. Yeah. Oh, I didn't even see that.
• 2:27:34
  Speaker 1: Can we take that down? That's unbelievable. Very racist.
• 2:27:37
  Speaker 2: You see how I became racist? to me no but
• 2:27:41
  Speaker 2: here's the facts the facts are you know everything we
• 2:27:44
  Speaker 2: know about history we know um because of artifacts things
• 2:27:50
  Speaker 2: that were left behind you know what i mean and
• 2:27:54
  Speaker 2: so to be um heavily into the culture in a
• 2:28:01
  Speaker 2: way that is represented is um pretty cool it's a
• 2:28:06
  Speaker 2: pretty big deal you know.
• 2:28:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah we should make one next year if we
• 2:28:11
  Speaker 1: made one and we did made some made a charity
• 2:28:13
  Speaker 1: for it or something that could be cool.
• 2:28:18
  Speaker 2: Right but we would have to do you one too So, like,
• 2:28:23
  Speaker 2: there would have to be a Theo Vaughn as well.
• 2:28:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, I would be happy to do that. Yours
• 2:28:27
  Speaker 1: is really the... Yours is the one they're already using
• 2:28:31
  Speaker 1: without your permission. That's what I'm saying.
• 2:28:33
  Speaker 2: They are already doing mine.
• 2:28:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. But maybe we'll try to find one.
• 2:28:38
  Speaker 1: That'd be kind of a neat... Maybe we could do
• 2:28:40
  Speaker 1: something where we'd raise some money for something. I would
• 2:28:42
  Speaker 1: love it. You would? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:28:44
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 2:28:44
  Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah, I'm all about that. That's cool. We should
• 2:28:48
  Speaker 1: do it for....
• 2:28:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we should do it for autism. We should do
• 2:28:58
  Speaker 2: it for people on the spectrum.
• 2:28:59
  Speaker 1: Okay. And everybody has autism. They have all types of
• 2:29:04
  Speaker 1: people with autism, yeah? Right. Yeah, I would love to
• 2:29:07
  Speaker 1: do that. That's a cool idea. And do you, my
• 2:29:10
  Speaker 1: last question for you, Cat, do you know any Native
• 2:29:12
  Speaker 1: Americans you ever met any over the years? What's that
• 2:29:14
  Speaker 1: been like?
• 2:29:15
  Speaker 2: Really cool. Like way more.
• 2:29:24
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out how to say it.
• 2:29:26
  Speaker 1: Because I've just heard, some of these are just things
• 2:29:28
  Speaker 1: that I've heard.
• 2:29:29
  Speaker 2: When you, I've met this tribe that several times I've
• 2:29:37
  Speaker 2: met several tribes, but the whole thing is you get
• 2:29:43
  Speaker 2: this thing around them that you understand that they've been
• 2:29:51
  Speaker 2: standing here. You know what I mean?
• 2:29:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:29:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you understand how difficult it is to carry legacies
• 2:30:04
  Speaker 2: and stories, even though your people have been getting destroyed.
• 2:30:09
  Speaker 2: And then when it's all at as bad as it
• 2:30:12
  Speaker 2: could possibly be and everything is, destroyed of your whole legacy,
• 2:30:17
  Speaker 2: then they give you unlimited money and have casinos. It's
• 2:30:28
  Speaker 2: a mind-blowing thing to watch a people, a group of
• 2:30:32
  Speaker 2: people still carry their legacy along. And that's what you get.
• 2:30:39
  Speaker 2: And they know so much about so much. You know
• 2:30:43
  Speaker 2: what I mean?
• 2:30:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 2:30:44
  Speaker 2: Like, and I'm an outdoor guy, like, and they know
• 2:30:49
  Speaker 2: everything about everything. Like, fishing with them is, like, a
• 2:30:54
  Speaker 2: whole different experience.
• 2:30:55
  Speaker 1: They're whistling them bitches in the boat. Like, they don't
• 2:30:57
  Speaker 1: make no mistakes.
• 2:30:59
  Speaker 2: Like, that whole part where you don't catch fish, they
• 2:31:02
  Speaker 2: don't know shit about that.
• 2:31:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they catching bitches, and half of them cooked. They
• 2:31:09
  Speaker 1: catching bitches. They do it right. Yeah.
• 2:31:13
  Speaker 3: I want you to come out of the water boneless. Blaze.
• 2:31:24
  Speaker 1: With outdoor stuff, have you ever done any camping or
• 2:31:27
  Speaker 1: anything like that? You ever done any long camps? Did
• 2:31:30
  Speaker 1: you ever do a plant medicine retreat or anything like that?
• 2:31:35
  Speaker 2: No, but having a 100-acre ranch, you start getting into
• 2:31:41
  Speaker 2: trying to make sure you Because first you have to
• 2:31:45
  Speaker 2: figure out what you already have there. You know what
• 2:31:48
  Speaker 2: I mean? Because I'm kind of, aren't you like close
• 2:31:51
  Speaker 2: to Nashville?
• 2:31:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:31:53
  Speaker 2: Right. So I'm out in Mississippi on this farm, you see.
• 2:31:58
  Speaker 2: And so, you know, you're learning what's out there. And
• 2:32:02
  Speaker 2: then you're trying to accentuate what's already out there. Because
• 2:32:07
  Speaker 2: I think we probably got like 300 deer there.
• 2:32:15
  Speaker 1: Wow. And they just running around everywhere?
• 2:32:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:32:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:32:23
  Speaker 2: Because the way progress worked, they kept getting pinned in.
• 2:32:29
  Speaker 2: And then there was a golf course. And so they
• 2:32:33
  Speaker 2: had a little safe area in between them. And then
• 2:32:38
  Speaker 2: when houses start going in, then it became neighborhood and
• 2:32:44
  Speaker 2: gated community. And now there's nowhere else for them to be.
• 2:32:48
  Speaker 2: And this particular area is where they all came to.
• 2:32:53
  Speaker 2: So pretty wonderful.
• 2:32:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I could see you having like a cool petting
• 2:32:58
  Speaker 1: zoo or something one day if you wanted to and
• 2:33:00
  Speaker 1: you ever quit or just wanted to have a peaceful
• 2:33:04
  Speaker 1: animal type of, or a safari, something like that.
• 2:33:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:33:11
  Speaker 1: Cats, cats.
• 2:33:12
  Speaker 2: I'm never trying to do something that requires interaction. Like
• 2:33:17
  Speaker 2: what I'm doing is creating heaven on earth.
• 2:33:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Right?
• 2:33:23
  Speaker 2: So that means finding out all of the things that
• 2:33:26
  Speaker 2: really make you jump for joy and excited and make
• 2:33:31
  Speaker 2: you go, oh, and collecting those around yourself. So that
• 2:33:38
  Speaker 2: no matter what it is you have to deal with
• 2:33:41
  Speaker 2: in the world, you can come back to this little
• 2:33:46
  Speaker 2: heavenly environment that you have created.
• 2:33:49
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 2:33:52
  Speaker 2: That fuels you. Yeah.
• 2:33:55
  Speaker 1: That's the tool right there. Yeah. Heaven on earth.
• 2:33:58
  Speaker 2: As it turns out.
• 2:33:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Catman, thank you so much for spending time
• 2:34:02
  Speaker 1: with me today, man. I appreciate it. Yeah. Thanks for just...
• 2:34:08
  Speaker 1: So many things, so many quotable moments from your life
• 2:34:10
  Speaker 1: that you've shared with us. And yeah, it's an honor, bro.
• 2:34:14
  Speaker 1: I really feel honored to be in your presence today.
• 2:34:17
  Speaker 1: And just, yeah, I can't even believe it. So thank
• 2:34:20
  Speaker 1: you so much. Likewise.
• 2:34:29
  Speaker 2: Cornerstone oh but when i reach that ground i'll share
• 2:34:36
  Speaker 2: this piece of mind i found i can feel it
• 2:34:40
  Speaker 1: In my bones