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COLD CUTS: Cool Cat Pugs · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Whole Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy Big.
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  Speaker 2: There on the Radio hoed Archy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: Fellers. I've got a bit of a confession to make.
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  Speaker 3: It's about twenty twenty four and something I experienced this
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  Speaker 3: year which I'm yet to sort of find anything that
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  Speaker 3: has matched it. Oh yeah, if you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, So when you watch me and Madam, you saw
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  Speaker 4: that acting performance and you thought maybe you shouldn't pursue
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  Speaker 4: a career in acting.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, after seeing you in a lighthearted comedy, Well they're
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  Speaker 3: sure that. Yep, that's that's definitely one of them.
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  Speaker 2: Have you taken on a third lover?
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  Speaker 3: No, it's definitely not that third love. I've only got
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  Speaker 3: one love.
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  Speaker 2: And your wife and actually your fourth flave because he's
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  Speaker 2: that dude in christ.
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  Speaker 3: There's a joke from two years ago. All right, I'm
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  Speaker 3: very good friends with the dude from Christ each No. No,
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  Speaker 3: the confession I have to make is Saturday night, I
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  Speaker 3: went up for a romantic dinner with my wife. No,
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  Speaker 3: my wife, ma have have. We went to quite a
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  Speaker 3: fancy restaurant. We had a voucher to spin, so we
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  Speaker 3: could really let our hair down.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 4: That's how I know that you've gone so were nice. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you're up to your eyeballs and vouchers one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 3: If I don't have a voucher, I'm going to places
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  Speaker 3: that I like, which are very much middle of the road,
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  Speaker 3: not too fancy. So this is the kind of place
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  Speaker 3: where it was seven courses and for example, one course
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  Speaker 3: came out and it was a torti leaning one, one
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  Speaker 3: piece of pasta and a cup with some duck gravy
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  Speaker 3: on it. And it was fine, right, But it was
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  Speaker 3: seven courses that was It was pretty And I realized afterwards,
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  Speaker 3: and after spending three hundred dollars for two of us
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  Speaker 3: most vouchers, yeah, I realized that the best thing I've
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  Speaker 3: eaten all year was the hot dog I ate in
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  Speaker 3: the car park of the Caxton at Magic Round at
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  Speaker 3: four o'clock in the morning. In the afternoon, we were there,
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  Speaker 3: you know, in the durry area, there was like a
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  Speaker 3: sausage sizzle place that was disgusting place it was, it was,
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  Speaker 3: it was great, but I smashed that and I bought
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  Speaker 3: it for nine dollars Australia, and I was like, this
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  Speaker 3: is a rip off, first of all.
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  Speaker 4: But unfortunately, Keezy. You know, there's a few things that
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  Speaker 4: affect what is the best tasting thing in the world,
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  Speaker 4: and there is there is a diagram where the quality
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  Speaker 4: of the food has to cross over with how steamed
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  Speaker 4: you are. Right, so given how steamed you were, of
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  Speaker 4: course of that that sausage was going to be the
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  Speaker 4: onummiest thing you've ever had. Of course, now Jase was there,
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  Speaker 4: I ate the same thing, was not steamed at all
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  Speaker 4: and said it was disgusting.
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  Speaker 3: But that's what Jase does though anything I like, he
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  Speaker 3: says his crap.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I recall also it was a very nude
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  Speaker 2: looking sausage.
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  Speaker 3: It was just one big, spicy glizzy dog and it
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  Speaker 3: was amazing.
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  Speaker 2: It was just foul and disgusting. Yeah, and I know
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  Speaker 2: the restaurant you were talking about. I went there, very nice, man,
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  Speaker 2: this is can I just say I didn't have a
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  Speaker 2: voucher either.
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  Speaker 4: And to be fear Jace, you said it was nice
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  Speaker 4: before Keysy went and I did wonder because you'd said
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  Speaker 4: it was nice before keys where the keys were coming
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  Speaker 4: here today? And pooh pooh, Yeah, restaurant, and I'm sorry
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  Speaker 4: to see that happen.
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  Speaker 2: No, I mean just because I like that doesn't mean
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  Speaker 2: he has to poop.
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  Speaker 4: You see what I'm saying, that the constant pooh poohing.
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  Speaker 3: I would never stoop so low as just to bag
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  Speaker 3: something because one of your poo poets o poop poo
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  Speaker 3: the hell out of it. It was delicious restaurant, right,
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  Speaker 3: but the amount we had to spend. Everyone was in
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  Speaker 3: dinner jackets except for me. Yeah, I was the only guy.
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  Speaker 2: You and your warrior ship.
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  Speaker 3: No, it wasn't a warrior ship. I was wearing Zippelin
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  Speaker 3: T shirt, though I felt very under dressed. And the
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  Speaker 3: amount I spent compared to the enjoyment. I would rather
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  Speaker 3: have a nine dollar giant sausage in the car park
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  Speaker 3: and a hotel and a box of four X or
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  Speaker 3: whatever the hell we were drinking over there.
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  Speaker 4: Responsibly, you've had your fear share of mess of sausages
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  Speaker 4: and car parks.
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  Speaker 1: What the urdarchy Big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
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  Speaker 2: Kesey Red Hot Chili hold a big show Tuesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: The time there's four fifty one fellas, I think I
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  Speaker 2: have an issue with addiction. You've been working with me
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  Speaker 2: for a little while now, and you know I'm prone
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  Speaker 2: to certain things.
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  Speaker 4: It durries for a start, that's a big one, is
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  Speaker 4: this addiction chat, Yes, it is. As a former smoker.
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  Speaker 4: I've noticed how much you smoke.
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  Speaker 2: He's one day and he's a former smoker. Is there
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  Speaker 2: anything worse than a reform smoker? So there's the durries.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys will remember this, but
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  Speaker 2: I went through a bit of a phase with the
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  Speaker 2: old cheese balls.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, remember that, I do. And then you had those
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  Speaker 4: yellow fingers for a while.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then one morning I woke up in the position,
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  Speaker 2: in the fetal position on the couch, just covered and
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  Speaker 2: cheese dust and twenty bags of cheeseballs, empty cheese balls.
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  Speaker 2: I've got to knock this basket on the head, knowing
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  Speaker 2: how I am, you know what I'm saying. And then
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  Speaker 2: I and maybe this is a bit more secretive and
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  Speaker 2: you won't be aware of this. I went through a
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  Speaker 2: Nippy's ice coffee addiction, which I'm still battling with, to
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  Speaker 2: be honest.
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  Speaker 3: Which is the small little cartons you can get sort
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  Speaker 3: of at the dairy or at the gas station there
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  Speaker 3: of ice coffee coffee which I haven't seen for years.
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  Speaker 4: Is it like I've seen them around? Is it like
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  Speaker 4: a zap from back in the day Jasonly coffee flavored?
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  Speaker 4: Is it that sort of song?
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  Speaker 2: It's very similar, actually very similar. It's very sweet, well
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  Speaker 2: it's not very sweet, it's very milky. It's just perfect
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  Speaker 2: from when I'm coming into work. But now here's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: I have this scene every time I eat dinner at home.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't know if you fellows have the same experience.
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  Speaker 4: You throw the plate against the wall and say what's
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  Speaker 4: this ship?
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  Speaker 2: After that? After that, I genuinely and I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what it is. Maybe I have a bit of diabetes.
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  Speaker 3: You want a sweet treat?
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  Speaker 2: I crave sweet food.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone's like that.
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  Speaker 2: And I say to my wife did you do it
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  Speaker 2: at baking today? And she was like, no, I was
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  Speaker 2: working all day? Why? Yeah, yeah, like three hours? You do?
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  Speaker 2: You're soft. I won't say what she says after that, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: And I go, okay, but just the other day, and
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  Speaker 2: this is next level treat? Aren't Betty's sticky date steamed puddings?
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  Speaker 4: Whose aunt Betty?
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's the person that makes them. Now what they are.
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  Speaker 2: They come in a little plastic container, a little from
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  Speaker 2: just from the supermarket or something like that, and they're
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  Speaker 2: very small, about the size of my fist, and a
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  Speaker 2: little plastic cup, okay, and you rip the foil off
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  Speaker 2: and then you microwave it for thirty seconds fells, and
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  Speaker 2: then you tip it upside down into your little bowl there,
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  Speaker 2: and all the caramel sauce oozes into the sponge. Then
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  Speaker 2: a big big, you know, squishy squishy of cream.
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  Speaker 4: Fresh measurement.
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  Speaker 2: A glug glug would be better. Liquid liquid liquid, cold
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  Speaker 2: liquid glug glug cream there with the stat with a sponge,
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  Speaker 2: the caramel sauce.
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  Speaker 4: It is, I swear.
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  Speaker 2: To God, the ultimate sweet treat of a winter's eu
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  Speaker 2: And now I have them every night.
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  Speaker 4: You know how to live, man, I'll give you that.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, that sounds fair to me, but it's a
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  Speaker 4: treat for you.
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  Speaker 2: I defy any human being to try one of those
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  Speaker 2: and not absolutely love it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not surprised you like sticky date, to be fair,
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  Speaker 3: because you're you're you're a sticky date expert.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, And And what I'm thinking is I'm hoping
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  Speaker 2: that aren't betties aren't listening to this right now. I'm
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  Speaker 2: thinking old hoody jays looking for a bit of a
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  Speaker 2: plug and maybe getting sense. And that sounded weird, didn't it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want them to send me a whole box
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  Speaker 2: of the bas or anything like that.
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  Speaker 3: I know you're worried about that.
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  Speaker 2: So good.
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  Speaker 3: Now you're worried about so good. I know you're worried
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  Speaker 3: about that. So let's just say don't do it. If
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  Speaker 3: they are listening, sure, it's just nipped that in the butts.
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  Speaker 3: They don't do it. We're not after any sort of
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  Speaker 3: free stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, I might make a bit of it tonight at
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  Speaker 2: home and put it on the little sticky date plug. Better,
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  Speaker 2: a steady sticky date diy plug sounds delicious.
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  Speaker 3: I'm selibrating at the thought, at the thought.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up The Hdiarchy Big Show week days from four
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  Speaker 1: on Radio hodak Oasis.
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  Speaker 2: There on the Radio Hodikey Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: Go easy on keysy Habbo it is too so feel
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  Speaker 2: free to text on three four eight three. He's feeling
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  Speaker 2: a bit green around the girls. Ain't your keys?
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  Speaker 3: No, don't. I've told you guys, I actually feel great.
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  Speaker 4: That's not possible, Keys.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just a slightly delayed. My brain isn't working at
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  Speaker 3: one hundred percent capacity. It's probably at about eighty five.
• 8:51
  Speaker 3: But that's more than enough for the show last night.
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  Speaker 3: Myself and pugsn and the rest of the Hdaky team.
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  Speaker 3: We're actually at the Supreme Pie Awards. Of course it
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  Speaker 3: has been and PI July. This is always the whole.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't there either, Actually, Maggie don't know that I
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  Speaker 2: was invited.
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  Speaker 3: Actually anyway, you guys both invited and you both said
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  Speaker 3: you were busy. All right, so we've had it. We
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  Speaker 3: had a great night and there's you know, free beers
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  Speaker 3: and stuff and nice meal and blah blah. What three courses?
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  Speaker 3: First course was taco.
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  Speaker 4: Second course it's peasant food.
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  Speaker 3: Second course an enchilada ah ah. And the third course
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  Speaker 3: was like a chocolate pudding.
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  Speaker 2: Thing would be so filthy if I went for a
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  Speaker 2: free meal and I got given that peasant food.
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  Speaker 3: Jas it was. It was an interesting night because the
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  Speaker 3: whole Hukarcky team was together. We were I wasn't there, No, well,
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  Speaker 3: you know the team, I said, oh, not the Hidaky individuals.
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  Speaker 3: We arrived there, there's a big group of people out
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  Speaker 3: the front Pugsun was in toe Pugs and we get
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  Speaker 3: there and turns out here's an r s v P.
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  Speaker 3: He didn't r s VP. There was no name tag
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  Speaker 3: there for him, he didn't have a seat at the table.
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  Speaker 3: But it was a young a young female was the
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  Speaker 3: one handing out the badgers, and so she was like,
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  Speaker 3: don't worry, don't worry, we'll make sure we can see you.
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  Speaker 3: Seats him next to her. So she goes and crosses
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  Speaker 3: out a name tag, puts Pugs on the name tag,
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  Speaker 3: gives it to him and go, oh, you'll be sitting
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  Speaker 3: next to me by right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, And so
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  Speaker 3: that's how the night started.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, here we go, yeah yeah, and then
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  Speaker 4: what you just scaled eight beers?
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  Speaker 3: We just keep this on Pugsun if we could. Mike,
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  Speaker 3: So he's sitting over there, and it turns out he's
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  Speaker 3: up at the front with the organizers and he's sitting
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  Speaker 3: up there with her, and then he came over. He's like, look,
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  Speaker 3: I feel a bit uncomfortable. She's, you know, been quite forwardedly.
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  Speaker 2: She's not.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not surprised.
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  Speaker 4: Pugs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, what can I just because if he missed
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  Speaker 2: the sart of the show, Pak son was wearing a
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  Speaker 2: vinyl jacket with a sort of open neck shirt and
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: a scorpiore medall.
• 10:49
  Speaker 4: And he's not a hero guy, but he's not worse suit.
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  Speaker 4: But he drawing on these little kils on his chest
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  Speaker 4: was a vivid and on anybody else would look ludicrous.
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  Speaker 4: On it looked great.
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  Speaker 1: It was.
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  Speaker 3: It was like it was quite dim.
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  Speaker 2: And he's walking with a swagger too. He's really swinging.
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  Speaker 3: Then, yeah, yeah, he was. He was tripotting his way
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  Speaker 3: over at the piewards and so he comes over to me.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, look, can I sit next to you there?
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  Speaker 3: Because it was a spear seat, it was Jason's seat,
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  Speaker 3: and he comes next to me. That's fine. So he
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  Speaker 3: sits next to me the whole time, just as I say,
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  Speaker 3: inundated by young females coming up asking what pies he
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  Speaker 3: thought was his favorite, and you know, like strike but yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and you know, trying to and like dropping hints like
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  Speaker 3: do you want to ask my number or my snapchat?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he was just sort of not having a
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  Speaker 3: bar of it. But it was one of those ones
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  Speaker 3: where he was he's a gentleman. Well he's a gentleman,
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  Speaker 3: but he was also playing what is it treating me?
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  Speaker 3: Keeping keen? He was doing oh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, bad boy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And to be honest, so I don't remember much
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  Speaker 3: of the pie.
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  Speaker 4: And he was wearing you were saying, he's wearing the
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  Speaker 4: spilled speed dealer of sunglasses inside as well.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they came out at about eight, the speed dealers
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  Speaker 3: came out. It wasn't your regular speed dealers. It was
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  Speaker 3: the kind you'd see Olympians doing the cycling wearing.
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  Speaker 2: When did he start blowing the Connie balloons? Uh?
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  Speaker 3: That was that was just after the Supreme winner was annow.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah he was. There's only one way to
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  Speaker 3: celebrate that, I know. Yeah, that's Connie balloons. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 3: then he blew up a whole lot of it.
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  Speaker 4: That's that's It's a big move from Pogson as well.
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  Speaker 4: And then you know, going up in the Supreme Award
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  Speaker 4: when it goes up onto the stage and he's just
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  Speaker 4: up there just throwing out Connie is like it's a
• 12:24
  Speaker 4: lollly scramble, that's right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And like some people was you know, memory about
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  Speaker 3: how it was stealing the thunder.
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  Speaker 4: And oh yeah, but he does it in such a
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  Speaker 4: smooth sort of a way.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: Can I ask your casey just at the end of
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  Speaker 2: the night, did you see him leave or what was
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  Speaker 2: the story there?
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  Speaker 3: Did he Well? That was the weird thing. I thought
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  Speaker 3: we were going to go home together asn't shearing uber
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  Speaker 3: split an uber. But I went to go and he
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  Speaker 3: was nowhere to be found. It was really weird.
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: Oh. Good on him, man, I mean he works hard.
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  Speaker 2: He deserves it.
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  Speaker 3: It's working pretty hard.
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  Speaker 4: Last night sounds like easy work.
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's looking pretty shad today, tell you that much.
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: Good on your puck son, your legend.
• 13:09
  Speaker 3: There's a button bird on anbird tune?
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  Speaker 1: Whoedikey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
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  Speaker 2: Kesey Incuban's there on the radio. Hold key Big Show
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  Speaker 2: this Thursday evening. Good a mate, good a mate, good
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  Speaker 2: a Keysy. Hey, I was at the gym today and
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  Speaker 2: I had a little bit of extra time, so I
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  Speaker 2: went and had a sauna. Nice been a while, man,
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  Speaker 2: I love a sauna. Yeah, so do I Actually how
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  Speaker 2: long do you stand?
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  Speaker 3: There?
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  Speaker 4: A minimum ten? And as you go on you can
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  Speaker 4: sort of do longer and longer. Right, But the problem
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  Speaker 4: with public saunas is there's other people in there. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: I went in there and there's a couple of fellers
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  Speaker 4: there deep in a chat and one of them was
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  Speaker 4: saying things and the other guy was answering him, but
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  Speaker 4: not it didn't have anything to do with what the
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  Speaker 4: last guy said, right, So everybody else was enjoying that.
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  Speaker 4: And then one of the guys, the guy came in
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  Speaker 4: and sat down next to me, and he had a phone.
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  Speaker 4: He had his phone in there. Well, I can't even
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  Speaker 4: have a sauna without the phone, now, I was like,
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  Speaker 4: that's the next level man, Yeah, not being able to
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  Speaker 4: take your phone out of there. I've been in a
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  Speaker 4: sauna once before. A guy had his phone in there
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  Speaker 4: and his wife called him, right, and he answered the phone.
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  Speaker 4: He talked to his wife in a relaxing sauna and
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  Speaker 4: a whipped environment. Yeah, And I was just thinking to myself,
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  Speaker 4: that's that's pretty heavy judy addiction, Yes, I think. But
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  Speaker 4: I'm just hoping that I don't get to that level
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  Speaker 4: with my phone because I think I'm going to start
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  Speaker 4: dialing that back many Yeah. But yeah, it is a
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  Speaker 4: weird thing. I've had a few weird I think people
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  Speaker 4: that are attracted to saunas are often weird, Yes, because
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: if you're in a sauna, you're far more likely to
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  Speaker 4: have a weird experience, like alidy J. If you were
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: going into the sauna, you would be having a weird experience.
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  Speaker 4: I reckon you'd have eight weird experiences in twenty minutes.
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  Speaker 2: I agree. Yeah, Well, the last time I was in
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  Speaker 2: a sauna, I had a weird experience to you that time.
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  Speaker 2: That was the dude's doing the big hoyke on the
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  Speaker 2: hot stone, spitting on the stone and I could hear
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  Speaker 2: it sizzling.
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: Because you're literally the amount of weird things that happened
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: to you is like you're in a sauna at all times.
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: Your whole life is a sauna, which explains why it's
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: always so sweaty.
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: Yes, and it's.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: A bug of that my gym doesn't actually have a sauna.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: I'm genuinely gutted about that.
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: You should put a sauna in at your place.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: Maybe maybe actually, are you.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: A sauna guy, CAZy? I know that you used to
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: go to a sauna at your joy, but I kept
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: on telling you to put on a shirt because you
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: burnt meat petties were just putting everyone.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: Else this whole, this whole yarn. Better not have been
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: leading up to that joke. For the record, No, I
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: don't like saunas. I think they're weird. I'm a hot
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: tub guy. I can stand a hot tub for hours.
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you see that.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: It's like we've talked about this before, the whole bath thing.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: I love the idea of a bath. I just I
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: get in a bath. I last about two minutes and
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: then I'm like too hot and I have to get
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: out in cold water. Having said that, having said that,
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: in a sauna, can go fifteen twenty half an hour, right,
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: because I like the the dry sweet, the dry you know,
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: the dripping it out feels good.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah right yeah. So why do you hop the sawner?
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: Is it like a recovery thing saw?
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah.
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: It's good for sawing ache and muscles and for talking
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: to weirdos and looking at freak shows with burnt meat
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: petty nips.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: So good.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: Ah, we haven't been doing as much burnt meat petty
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: nip chad of late, have we. You've got to bring
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: that back.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: I think it's probably more of a summer thing when
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: they come out, you know what I mean?
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Are you sure you want to bring it back? You're
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: the one that has the petties, you know, and Jase
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: as well. The chance of two of you on the
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: same show having them, it's pretty crazy.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: My meat petties are pretty pink keasy.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: It was like wag, you wag, talking heads man, there's
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: a chune.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: It's wago.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: By the way, was.
• 17:00
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