Everything Trump Touches Turns to Sh*t
1. Trump’s Iran War Is Escalating
U.S. strikes against Iran triggered a broader conflict in the region.
The Strait of Hormuz—responsible for about 20% of global oil shipments—has been disrupted, sending energy markets into panic.
Polls show most Americans expect the war to drag on and drive prices even higher.
2. Gas Prices Are Rising Fast
Oil has surged above $100 per barrel, pushing gas prices higher across the U.S.
In some places like California, prices have already topped $5 per gallon.
Trump has dismissed the increase as a temporary “glitch.”
3. A Terrible Jobs Report
The latest report…
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