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National Burger & Brisket Day (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.28.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Oh yeah, you guys ready for the greatest show
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  ever? Oh, my mic's hot. Oh yeah. Don't you like
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  it when it's hot? Hot in here. Take off all your
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  clothes. I am getting so hot. I will keep all
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  my clothes on. Poppy Hour starts live in less
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  than 10 minutes. Stand by. Here we are. Hoppy
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  Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Let's
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  go. Attention, FM DJs. Your morning show prep
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  begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive. Those are
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  his good qualities. A sick person with a powerful
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  tool. Welcome to... Door is closing. Hi, this
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  is Ryan Hoppy's mom and you're listening to Hoppy
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  Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy.
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  Yes, now. Now, now, now, now. If I hit this button,
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  boom, the whole program will start. Okay, wait.
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  All right. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,
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  Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.
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  Oh yeah. What up? I am your host, Ryan Hoppy.
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  You can call the show. 856 -49 -HOPPY. 856 -494
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  -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.
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  You can always email me, RyanHoppyRadio at gmail
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  .com. I'm recording from my nice air -conditioned
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  apartment. There's only one problem when it comes
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  to my air -conditioned apartment that I love.
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  It's the fact that when I'm in my house for like
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  14 hours, usually from like 9 p .m. to like 11
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  a .m., when I go outside, it's scorching hot.
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  Hot, hot, hot. I get all itchy, and then my car
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  takes like a minute for the air to turn on. It's
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  no good. It does not make me happy, man. I get
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  all itchy. I will say, though, this hot -ass
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  weather... I'm not trying to be gross. It's made
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  me hotter. During the winter, I just want to
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  go to bed. Now that it's hotter, I want to go
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  to pound town. It sounds so casual the way I
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  say pound town. By the way, since we are recording
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  at home, I got my vape next to me. And let's
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  just say that this vape is not negative. I have
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  not done this in a minute. That would not smoke
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  at work. But let's all take the hit together.
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  You got your bong, your ball, your bong. Whatever
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  you got, you're a vape man. Whatever you got
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  happening. Let's all smoke together. It's 420
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  somewhere. All right. I got my vape with me.
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  You guys ready? Let me pot up my mic so you can
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  hear my smoking. You can also hear Aqua Teen
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  in the background. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I kind
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  of sound like Billy Madison when I'm saying,
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  oh, yeah. Bitches, Billy, Derek are going to
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  DP your life. Half of San Antonio listens to
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  us. Oh, yeah! Walmart! This is a good one! Oh,
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  lordy lord. I don't know why I said that. That
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  sounded problematic. And I didn't mean to sound
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  problematic when I said lordy lord. So we're
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  just going to move on from that. You know what
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  I realized? What's up? I have heard reports on
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  dating apps that there are women that are still
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  posting their kids on there. The hell are you
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  doing? Yes, it's okay that you gave birth to
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  kids. That's whatever. I got for you. Go find
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  someone that already has kids. This is the way
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  it's going to work mathematically. As a single
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  guy, he's going to be okay with the kid for a
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  minute, but he's going to want to get his rocks
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  off. But as the kid grows up, more things are
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  going to happen, and there's going to be less
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  time dedicated to the guy. So just cut your loss
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  now. Mm -hmm. Go on a day. It's okay to admit
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  failure early on. I wasn't at the worst. Something
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  else I was thinking about. Man, I am no celebrity.
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  No one gives a shit about me. But there's a lot
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  of people that know who I am. You know what I
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  mean? So what I'm telling you, ladies and gentlemen,
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  boys and girls, is I never give a... What's going
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  on with my mic? Oh, I've never sounded better.
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  Or is it my headphones? Oh, it's my headphones.
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  Oh, I'm tripping on. I told you, you must think
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  I'm a high baller in this radio business. I got
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  these crappy headphones. I just bought them and
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  the cord's not working. Damn, audio. That was
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  very trippy. I thought my mic was cutting out.
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  That was very much a real moment in a podcast.
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  Every other podcast would be like, edit that
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  out. Pretend like it didn't happen. No, but I
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  never get recognized when I'm on the ball. Damn,
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  what a hot ass one. It's always when I'm not
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  in the mood to get recognized. And when someone's
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  like, hey, you talked to Kel there recently?
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  Nah, he's kind of missing out on it. Not at all.
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  Here's Kel King. Here she is, just walking down
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  the street singing. No, I'm just kidding. Here
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  is Kel King talking about how she walked in on
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  her husband's affair. Mm -hmm. Herbie and Will
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  were little. They were like two and three at
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  the time. So, you know, I said, guys, we got
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  to hurry, go. I'd driven myself to the airport,
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  so I didn't even have time to call and say, look,
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  the flight was da -da -da -da -da, I'm coming
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  home. I didn't have time to do any of that. We
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  jumped in, got to the airport, got in the car,
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  came home. You should have jumped in. And the
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  alarm was set, which I thought, that's strange,
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  because you're in here by yourself. You're a
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  big -ass, grown -ass man. He never sets the alarm.
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  because he was getting his rocks off next thing
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  i know he comes flying out of the room and he's
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  got a towel on he goes you can't come in what
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  do you mean you can't i can't come in what are
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  you talking about he goes you can't come here
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  come you're banging up right i mean someone's
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  here i go someone like who there's nobody here
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  i mean i was so oblivious there's nobody here
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  Get out of the way, Billy. There's nobody here.
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  Yeah, I want to go down to Norman Valley. He
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  goes, really, you can't come in. And so I start
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  searching the house because I didn't believe
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  him. I didn't believe him. I get down, and there
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  they are. There she is, cowering behind the door.
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  In my towel, Alex. Oh, yeah! I thought she was
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  better in bed. It was a nice bath sheet. In my
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  towel. In my towel. Oh, yeah, there you go. Yeah.
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  Now she's a totally not the lover of Oprah. Here
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  is Dean McRae kicking a girl off his yacht. I
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  told you it was Craig. Get out. He's not a delightful
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  guy. Wow. Sounds like bunch of cackling broads
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  there oh yeah it's time for the clip from too
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  personal the enjoy taylor's show she's now talking
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  about the hard -hitting topics last week it was
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  about how men should be able to get pregnant
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  no it's about uh nil money which is the money
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  college athletes make activism voting rights
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  And the NAACP athlete boycott debate. Oh, yeah.
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  Gotta be riveting. They want to be able to suppress
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  the black vote, and that should terrify everyone.
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  You should be upset about this if you understand
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  the deep level of racism and control that is
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  happening with it. Right, so she's doing the
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  slutty Jemele Hill vibe. So this is a weird thing
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  going around. I don't even know what this is.
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  I never know what's real or what's AI anymore.
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  So there's a video going around of Deion Sanders'
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  girlfriend claiming that after her and Deion
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  broke up, she slept with his son. But people
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  in the comment section are claiming this is fake.
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  This is AI. Good morning, guys. Let's see, because
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  there's a little AI logo on the bottom of the
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  video. Let's see what an AI female video sounds
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  like. Probably better than the real ones. Good
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  morning, guys. It is. All right, let's start
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  this over. Good morning, guys. I mean, it seems
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  real. Women often have to take a lot of takes.
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  I was wondering. I was sitting here thinking,
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  having my coffee. And I was thinking about my
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  PLT collection. I can see how someone thinks
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  that's real. God, they're stupid. That's not
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  how I normally talk. I'm sorry. Was that a little
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  harsh? The truth did not hurt. Another Gal King
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  clap. I'm so sick. Blah, blah, blah. You know
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  Oprah takes good care of her. I'm talking about
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  their friendship. Totally not, Lars. What do
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  we have here? Kevin O 'Leary, the guy from Shark
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  Tank, says Apple's genius is making people pay
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  five times more for a laptop. You can buy an
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  Apple laptop, average price about $1 ,800, or
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  you can buy the same functionality. For $350
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  on a window laptop made by many manufacturers.
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  I don't know. I don't like windows as much. But
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  you still pay $1 ,800. Why? Brand. Creed. The
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  perception of customer support. The perception
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  of community. I like Apple. It means well. It's
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  a little overpriced. But the laptops are better.
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  The elements that make Apple. It's a little more
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  safer to watch porn. Apple. You know, whatever.
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  It's pretty stupid what you're doing. Whatever,
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  man. He's just such a prick. Shut up! Yeah, no!
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  So then, I guess this is another... So Twitter's
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  doing this new thing, man, where it's just pure
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  clickbait, and they'll put a caption to a video
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  that the video's not even about it. So it goes...
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  from that ai thing earlier deon sanders goes
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  live and exposes his ex -girlfriend let's see
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  what he actually talked about in the video that's
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  probably saying some guy out of pocket he whooped
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  him and he challenged everybody to go to the
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  next level because he know what it takes to win
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  it's nothing about that and all these pages people
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  are like retweeting it but they're not watching
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  the video and some of the new school guys ain't
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  ready for that what are we doing what the What
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  the fuck did Elon do to Twitter? I ain't ready
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  for that. Wow, there you go. And it's like getting
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  reported on my blogs. It's like, you even watch
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  the videos? It's not real. So we have another
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  clip of Rick Ross on Patrick Bet -David's podcast.
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  And he wasn't feeling it when PPD, whatever,
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  Patrick Bet -David, they always try to make it
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  to those three initials. About whether he took
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  Freeway Rick Ross' name and identity. Is he the
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  reason why you named yourself what you named
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  yourself or not at all? Was there any influence
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  there? It's very weird. I've been following BPDs.
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  I keep thinking, I keep following Patrick's podcast.
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  It's easier to say. And more and more, I think
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  he listens to Howard Stern. Listen to the way
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  he kind of does that. You know, that little voice
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  when he's doing his interviews. Like he's trying
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  to give advice. Slow key. He's a kid. What are
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  you talking about? Pull up. Pull up. Freeway.
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  This is what you should be talking about on your
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  name. You let me down. Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah.
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  You don't like being called out for a fraud.
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  Not dare. I lied to you and told you he made
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  three million dollars a day and he never did.
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  He ever. People are saying the album may flop,
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  but it still will have some bangers. Isn't that
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  crazy? Show you a home. Wow, that made me feel
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  stupider. Talk about changing the subject. Like
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  a true narcissist. A St. Louis pregnant mom was
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  shot in road rage with toddlers in the car. Shot
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  in front of her two -year -old child during what
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  police are calling a terrifying road rage incident.
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  St. Louis. Oh, yeah. The first problem is St.
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  Louis. According to legal documents, authorities
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  say Anthony Lee Armstrong opened fire on May
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  17th while the woman was driving home from a
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  prenatal appointment with her partner and a young
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  child in the car. That's such a good mom. You
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  know, it's definitely a mom. Police say the family
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  was allegedly cut off by a black Honda and a
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  Volkswagen near a quick trip. I thought they
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  were seeing a black guy station. The woman's
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  partner reportedly confronted the drivers about
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  reckless driving before the family drove away.
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  Investigators say the two cars then followed
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  them and Lee Armstrong allegedly fired multiple
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  shots from his vehicle into the family's car.
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  A hammer and hanker now is calling. He's calling
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  my cell phone. But I am live on the show. So
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  we're going to call Hammer and Hank. And we are
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  going to do a conversation with my boy, a Hammer
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  and a Hank. And he's putting his number. Yeah,
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  it's riveting right now. Is it ringing? He hung
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  up on me. How could you hang up on me? I resurrected
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  your career. I didn't say that. Wow. I got denied
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  by Everett Hank. Let me do this. One second here.
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  I promise there's a payout after this. Although
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  we need to get him a Latina woman that can pay
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  him off. Hank. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3.
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  All right. There we go. Because you don't want
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  to talk about today's hammer and egg show, which
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  is going to be a good time. We're all going to
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  be hanging out in the club. And then here's another
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  one of the Deion Sanders videos. And if you were
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  just retweeting it and you're not even watching
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  it, he's like, yeah, the 704 defense is really
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  hard to beat. There's nothing about it. So there
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  was a Simpsons writer. Who predicted Trump's
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  presidency and he's running for president. This
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  writer who accidentally predicted that Donald
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  Trump would become president is running for president
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  himself. I love this guy's voice. you know he's
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  a very tender lover you know he wrote this episode
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  in year 2000 dan greeny announced that he was
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  running for president on instagram he calls himself
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  the prophet when outlining why he should be president
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  this is what he had to say the united states
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  was founded on a transcendental insight All men
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  are created equal. I don't know about that. It
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  sucks. I want it to be like that, but it's not.
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  But now, Trump, Vance, the billionaires, careerists,
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  and cowards. Losers! In both parties have turned
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  their backs on it. It's money, power, and security
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  for them. There you go. Sounds like every other
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  political ad. Charlamagne, the God says Drake's
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  music doesn't have the same cultural impact as
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  Michael Jackson. Oh, it's Hammer and Hank. There
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  we go. Watch this. Call from Hammer and Hank
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  show. Hey, Hank. Hey, Ryan. What's up, buddy?
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  What up? You're live on Happy Hour. How the hell
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  are you? Very good. So I was not able to take
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  your call during the show because I'm doing something.
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  So let's just do the call live on the air. What's
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  up? You good to record in two hours and 46 minutes?
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  Yeah, three o 'clock, 1214. All right. You need
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  anything? Hookers, coke, anything? Hit somebody
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  up. You got a lot of connections. You got more
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  friends than me. I know. You got to utilize it.
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  I tell you every week. You've been asking any
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  of your radio friends about concert tickets?
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  Nope. You got to do that. I'll start doing that
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  though. What's going on? I'll start doing that
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  though. I'll talk to you later. Peace in your
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  hood. Peace in your hood, Hank. Oh, he's adorable.
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  The Heron Hank. Mm -hmm. Yeah, I keep trying
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  to tell him that he's like friends with the Lottie
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  Show and kind of friends with Elvis. And he's
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  also like friends with that radio station, The
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  Breeze out there in San Francisco. I'm like,
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  utilize it. Get concert tickets. Mm -hmm. But
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  I can only do so much. Here is Charlamagne talking
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  about Drake. How it is. The wall are thrilling.
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  What's the question then? Is Drake bigger than
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  Michael Jackson? Is that what the Drake fan page
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  is saying? No, there's no way. There are some
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  fan pages that are. He just released 80 songs.
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  That's all he did. The music's not bad. I ain't
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  gonna hang. But anybody could have done it. Even
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  admitting that this is a stupid conversation.
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  All right, well, it's the Breakfast Club. What
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  do you expect? I'm kidding. I like the Breakfast
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  Club. I also like Mornings with Mera on Hot 97.
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  Mm -hmm. It's a little less iHeart -ish, you
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  know? I mean, I also worked at iHeart, but just
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  kind of the way everything's two minutes and
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  59 seconds. And they don't take live calls anymore
• 21:44
  because everything's pre -recorded, so you got
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  the talkback feature. Oh, be sure to use our
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  talkback button. Mm -hmm. Hey, this is Steven
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  from St. Louis, and I agree with your donkey
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  of the day, Charlevin. Hi, this is Jane from
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  Nashville. I love Bobby Bones. Hey, this is Callie
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  from... Manatee County. Joe Show, you've been
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  doing fake segments? I heard Hoppy Hour talking
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  about it. So Chelsea Handler lately, she's been
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  on just a bit of prowl of going on different
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  podcasts. But she's got nothing else. And here
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  she is. She blocked me on social media. And she
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  called Bobby Flay a cheap date. Oh, I'm sure
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  you're never the problem, Chelsea. I'm sure you're
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  a real frickin' delight. Man. Guys out there,
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  if there's a woman you want to go on a date with
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  and she's known to recap the dates publicly,
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  she'll just do that to you. Like this woman.
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  Do you have a bad celebrity date story that we
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  don't know about? Yeah, I went on a date with
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  Bobby Flay. I'm sure he's got stories for days
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  about how he's just so titled. It was pretty
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  bad. Wait, tell me. Will you tell me about it?
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  Everything. God, where were we? I don't remember
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  where we were. I don't know if it was America.
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  It was probably America. Oh, yeah. Because he
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  knew the hotel well. And he's like, oh, my God.
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  He wanted to order me room service food for us.
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  He's like, let me order your food for you. I
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  don't know. It sounds kind of burly. Wants to
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  get his rocks off at the hotel. Love that hotel.
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  Maybe it was Vegas or something. Oh, she travels
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  so much. She doesn't know where she's at. And
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  I usually can remember these details. Anyway.
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  No, you can't. You're lying. You're middle -aged.
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  Pass your prime. He orders me food. He's going
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  to love this. Yeah, I don't love you either,
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  honey. This is somebody I don't mind incriminating.
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  Man, you know, she's just so average and bad.
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  Oh, you know, she doesn't bring the ruckus. She's
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  one of those ladies that are like a missionary
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  queen. I used to be so grateful to be in my,
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  to be in me, to be in my presence. He ordered
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  me food. Two, no, like three of my girlfriends
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  are in the room with me and they ordered room
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  service. He's like, I'm going to order it. But
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  then I, they brought me the bill and I'm like,
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  Because you probably, you know, give out the
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  vibe of the, oh, I'm a feminist. No. What? No.
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  And then, like, some. So then just give it to
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  Bobby. I don't want to be like, here you go,
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  dude. But he was like, oh, yeah, he's really
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  cheap. He's really cheap. And I was like, oh,
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  I hate cheap. Like, I don't. No. If you're penurious,
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  I'm not interested in you. Oh, what a big word.
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  Trust me. You know, she brings half -ass results
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  in bed. Nothing to get excited about. Shannon
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  Sharp last night was very confused after young
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  MA said she only likes straight women. Because
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  most women I've dated was straight. You know
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  what I'm saying? I mean, I want to say flips.
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  A lot of people get that misconstrued. Okay,
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  help me out. Women that I end up dating don't
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  mean they fully, they just gay now. Right. No,
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  they still like men. They just have a, they just.
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  It's got to be a bisexual dude. But a lot of
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  times you have to be careful. If a bisexual girl
• 25:27
  is always talking about women, that's what they
• 25:33
  prefer. Sophie Raines tells about you and Aiden
• 25:37
  Ross. Shut up. Sophie Raines tells about her
• 25:41
  and Aiden Ross. You and Aiden Ross had an interesting
• 25:44
  back and forth. Oh my gosh, that was a while
• 25:47
  ago too. He claimed he slept with you. Gosh,
• 25:49
  you're such a hot piece of ass. Yes, that is
• 25:51
  not true. Didn't you take a lie detector test?
• 25:54
  I don't think so. No? No. Okay, maybe that was
• 25:56
  just a rumor. Yeah, I don't think I did. I don't
• 25:58
  like lies. Bitch slap face! Okay, I know Aiden.
• 26:03
  Yeah, I did not sleep. Good for you, Vlad. You
• 26:05
  know someone 20 years younger than you that's
• 26:07
  kind of weird to hang out with. I never even
• 26:10
  met him. Well, if you say you slept with nobody,
• 26:12
  then, you know. Yeah. All right. Try to do that
• 26:16
  Adam 22 thing. I'm talking cool. I'm a fad. A
• 26:20
  Florida deputy gives a ticket for a woman using
• 26:23
  a phone with a hand she doesn't have. This influencer
• 26:25
  that she was holding a phone in her right hand.
• 26:27
  However, Katie, a Florida athlete and an influencer,
• 26:31
  went viral recently for posting this body count
• 26:33
  footage where a deputy from Palm Beach County.
• 26:36
  I think I might have matched with her on a dating
• 26:38
  app. I swear to God. I did her for allegedly
• 26:42
  holding a phone in her hand. No freaking way.
• 26:45
  Oh, man. Hey, good morning. I'm Debra Casale
• 26:48
  with the Bumpers County Sheriff's Office. We're
• 26:49
  just away being pulled over in the city of Lake
• 26:51
  Worth today. We're doing an operation for a distracted
• 26:53
  driver and you drove past. It's called the Crowder.
• 26:56
  You're holding the phone with your right hand,
• 26:58
  manipulating the phone. I mean, I saw you with
• 27:00
  your hand. So obviously not. Jesus Christ. So
• 27:08
  you want to just call this a day? I don't want
• 27:10
  to call it a day. You had a hand off manipulating
• 27:12
  the phone. You just said my right hand. Wow,
• 27:13
  what a dirty rod and draw. I think she can get
• 27:15
  away with it. Yeah, I definitely think I matched
• 27:19
  her. Right hand. I thought I saw you with your
• 27:21
  right hand. So you did. The right hand. I saw
• 27:24
  you manipulate. So you did it. With the right
• 27:25
  hand. What a dick, dude. Perhaps not, right?
• 27:28
  You didn't see me with my right hand. You're
• 27:30
  saying that you saw me with your right hand.
• 27:32
  I know what I just said. What did I know? In
• 27:39
  the body cam footage, you can see that she clearly
• 27:41
  shows that she does not have a right hand. And
• 27:43
  at one point, the deputy even asks her to raise
• 27:45
  her hand to God. What a loser. They're both losers!
• 28:00
  I don't like cops. We're so big and bad. You
• 28:04
  losers! Here is Olivia Rodrigo talking about
• 28:10
  wearing baby dresses, baby doll dresses. One
• 28:13
  of the other things you've been a lightning rod
• 28:15
  over is like the baby doll dress. That's been
• 28:19
  making me so upset. Not even for me. Like, I
• 28:22
  don't care. People could say whatever they want.
• 28:23
  What does it mean to you? What is that? All these
• 28:26
  podcasts got that like creepy, like Jewish guy.
• 28:29
  What is that? Just talking. Really like disturbing
• 28:32
  is I feel like I actually wear, I have worn outfits
• 28:37
  that are like maybe revealing on stage. Like
• 28:38
  I've been on stage and like sit on my lap. Like
• 28:44
  a sparkly bra and like little shorts and like,
• 28:47
  which is my right. That's fine. I felt cool and
• 28:50
  comfortable in that. And like that wasn't inappropriate.
• 28:53
  But me like fully covered up in a dress that
• 28:55
  people deemed to be like childlike was inappropriate.
• 28:57
  And I just think it's kind of weird, especially
• 28:59
  with the pedophiles in Hollywood. It just like
• 29:04
  shows how we just like really normal. It's not
• 29:06
  like you're at a church camp, although I think
• 29:08
  they'd like it. It's pedophilia in our culture.
• 29:11
  And. Also, it's just this rhetoric that we're
• 29:15
  fed as girls since we're so little, which is
• 29:18
  like, don't wear that because then a man is going
• 29:21
  to sexualize your body and it's your fault. Men.
• 29:26
  Being a woman does not sound fun. It's always
• 29:31
  the man's fault. Never any accountability. Here's
• 29:36
  Jada Pickett -Smith saying why she never loved
• 29:38
  Will. She's telling us to that. Dude, Jay Shetty.
• 29:43
  There is something about Jay Shetty to me, man.
• 29:46
  I just don't like. My career is popping. What
• 29:51
  a dirty item, bro. I got money. I'm hot. People
• 29:56
  are pursuing you. I ain't listening to you, Jay
• 29:59
  Shetty. You should have pressed back on her when
• 30:01
  she said she's hot. Show her that you're dead.
• 30:05
  That character fish Mooney is really her in real
• 30:07
  life. Real Housewives of Rhode Island star Rosie
• 30:11
  Woods. Full court denial on Ed Cooley affair
• 30:17
  rumors. Blames Dave Portnoy. So I just wanted
• 30:20
  to come on here. I've been very quiet about a
• 30:22
  lot of things. Oh yeah, it's probably the best.
• 30:25
  Why are you not talking? You never sound better.
• 30:28
  It's like so stupid. But now that things are
• 30:31
  making it to straight man Twitter. Thank you,
• 30:34
  David Portnoy. I love that Twitter. That's where
• 30:37
  we're at. about annoying broads like you. I'm
• 30:45
  sure you never have. I don't want to hear from
• 30:59
  you. Blah, blah, blah. You know, she's one of
• 31:02
  those girls that like has sex every once in a
• 31:05
  week. And it was like, you should be grateful.
• 31:09
  I like it. The good session. Cause you got a
• 31:10
  nice little yoga body, but it's nothing to it.
• 31:14
  Uh, Kodak black, uh, rates Baron Trump's new
• 31:18
  drink. Of course he does. He's a kiss. He needs
• 31:22
  his daddy to pardon him again. Yeah, I'm going
• 31:30
  to get to this. I'm going to get to this. So,
• 31:32
  when I try the beats, it asks me what's the actual.
• 31:36
  Like, how do I rate the beats, right? That's
• 31:39
  why I'm like, man, you have to get an unlimited.
• 31:42
  Unlimited. Like that Russell Wilson video from
• 31:45
  seven years ago. Mr. Unlimited. So this is good.
• 31:50
  You can tell it's organic. And so it's like,
• 31:53
  it's unlimited. Unlimited. Unlimited. You just
• 31:58
  have to have it. Here you go. He has his time.
• 32:05
  He got a presidential pardon. Unlimited. Wendy
• 32:10
  Ortiz speaks on her cameraman accidentally leaking
• 32:13
  her topless on stream. Only thing I ask, guys,
• 32:17
  I don't really care. They're just boobs. I don't
• 32:22
  really care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't
• 32:25
  care. I don't care. Shut up. You're a nine. Three.
• 32:27
  But the only thing I don't want is people to
• 32:29
  comment them on TikTok comments because I know
• 32:31
  people will do that. You got a hot ass accent.
• 32:35
  Because people are weird. I just don't want TikTok
• 32:37
  comments about my boobs. I don't want to open
• 32:40
  TikTok comments and see my boobies. I guess it's
• 32:45
  on the internet forever. Yeah, it's kind of true.
• 32:50
  They're starting to realize that. Halsey reveals.
• 32:55
  She uses her sexiness as a superpower. You said
• 32:58
  once that you thought your sexiness was a superpower,
• 33:00
  kind of like we're talking about. Yeah. And made
• 33:03
  it so no one could hurt you and you would enter
• 33:05
  these rooms just like feeling that confidence.
• 33:07
  Yeah. I definitely wielded sexual power as like
• 33:11
  a, you know. I mean, your voice is not that great,
• 33:14
  so you got to do something again. I never sound
• 33:20
  that better. I wonder if she ghosts on guys or
• 33:24
  if she's genuine. Blueface makes his new baby
• 33:30
  mama admit she's done with her hoe phase. When
• 33:51
  did you stop? When did you stop? Last night.
• 33:57
  He's such a dark. You can barely get out. Man.
• 34:04
  Whoa, loser. Yeah, you're getting the rocks off.
• 34:07
  It's nice and whatever. But you're at nine. Janelle
• 34:12
  Evans was spotted moving to Florida. Oh, just
• 34:15
  what I need. Another crazy northern girl. Stephanie
• 34:23
  Pratt has turned around her opinion on her brother
• 34:25
  running for mayor of L .A. So, yes, the Tom Hardy
• 34:31
  stuff behind the scenes at Mobland is true. There's
• 34:36
  an Alabama judge that made racial comments about
• 34:39
  a white clerk. I'm sure that'll get a little
• 34:41
  slap on the wrist. Adam Sandler wears Nick's
• 34:45
  gear at his wife's movie premiere. She did not
• 34:49
  like that. Madonna is paying for musicians' rent.
• 34:54
  That's very nice of her. That dirty, rotten moron,
• 34:57
  Taylor Frankie Paul, posted about psychological
• 34:59
  torture. Being around music. Kelly Dodd is charged
• 35:05
  over child porn allegation. Or not child porn,
• 35:09
  but revenge porn. Two different things. There
• 35:13
  is video of Karen Bass trying to be mayor of
• 35:15
  LA again. Alex Earl! Is, you know, looking hot
• 35:21
  on the boat. Gayle King's ex -husband apologizes
• 35:28
  for cheating. Kato Kaelin's getting a divorce.
• 35:37
  Chelsea Handler slammed by Adam Carrot. I don't
• 35:40
  really feel like hearing him. Floyd Mayweather
• 35:46
  Jr.'s former manager goes... into prison. And
• 35:50
  Palm Beach P is going to run for mayor. Cindy
• 35:54
  Crawford's looking hot as hell. Kanye West's
• 35:58
  wife was almost naked in public. Let's know.
• 36:02
  And Trump threatens to bomb a U .S. ally. Yay!
• 36:06
  War! What are they good for? Nothing. You start
• 36:11
  wars and you got nothing else. All right. You
• 36:16
  know what we're going to do? I want to play a
• 36:17
  band. Let's do side chick news. I think we need
• 36:22
  to touch base with that society of dumb women.
• 36:29
  Turn it up. Turn it up. Turn it up. Turn it up.
• 36:35
  Turn it up. Turn it up. Turn it up. Welcome to
• 36:47
  the surf Riding in the booth, cut straight through
• 36:49
  the surf Call it like I see it, feelings in the
• 36:52
  hurt kid You flick the key, now you get the whole
• 36:55
  thermos The libs playing games, yeah, acting
• 36:57
  like they saints Got a whole spouse home, still
• 37:00
  sliding to the dates Screenshot save, little
• 37:02
  goodnight, babe Then they on a yacht pick, trying
• 37:05
  to hide the face From the field to the runway,
• 37:08
  everybody frontin' Posting healing energy while
• 37:11
  they DM huntin' But you tend to watch, he buys,
• 37:17
  it's that side chick news Side chick news Ryan
• 37:20
  Hoppy gon' choose Every fraud, every fling, every
• 37:24
  late night move We exposed, we amused Yeah, we
• 37:27
  stayin' like it is on an afternoon cruise Side
• 37:30
  chick news Whole world tuned to the truth You
• 37:33
  can hide from your man, can't hide from this
• 37:35
  boo Side chick news Moonlight flashin', who you
• 37:41
  tryin' to text? Got a ring on your hand, still
• 37:43
  shoppin' for the next PO in it for the press,
• 37:47
  but the group chat memes got receipts on deck.
• 37:50
  From the field goals, listen to the model in
• 37:52
  the mist. One post off life, next post I twist.
• 38:35
  Breakin', breakin', breakin', breakin', breakin'
• 38:37
  Another is complicated situation Another we were
• 38:41
  on a break Ex -ex -ex -explanation If you gotta
• 38:44
  say we low -key, that's the clue You -you -you
• 38:47
  ain't main, you just headline fool Woo! Side
• 38:54
  chick move, this that side chick move You know
• 39:18
  what we need to do? We're going to talk about
• 39:24
  everyone's favorite side chick. That is known
• 39:29
  as Ariana Grande. As they say in Chicago, everyone's
• 39:34
  favorite. Bless them. Happy Hot Topic! Cynthia
• 39:40
  Erivo is addressing rumors about her friendship
• 39:42
  with Ariana Grande. Man, those two got way too
• 39:46
  skinny. The Tony Award -winning actress shuts
• 39:49
  down speculation about her close relationship
• 39:51
  with the pop singer in a variety cover story
• 39:54
  published on May 27. While reflecting on the
• 39:56
  promotional tour of the two Wicked films that
• 39:58
  lasted throughout 2024 and 2025, Cynthia comments,
• 40:02
  That was a lot of Wicked, man. Back to back.
• 40:07
  Plants on the online misconceptions about her
• 40:10
  and Ariana, saying, It's very interesting watching
• 40:13
  what people's perception is versus what the reality
• 40:15
  actually is. What, Ariana? Yeah, like, the reality
• 40:21
  is she's a side chick. The run, the match, and
• 40:24
  escape! I didn't say that, but in a world if
• 40:29
  I did say it, I would say, Cheers, one! Yeah!
• 40:36
  Brendan Fraser is stepping out for a rare red
• 40:38
  carpet appearance with two of his kids. The Journey
• 40:56
  to the Center of the Earth star appears at the
• 40:59
  May 26th premiere. ...mirror of his upcoming
• 41:02
  film Pressure with two extra special guests at
• 41:05
  his side. Kids Griffin Arthur Frazier and...
• 41:08
  What a good dad. What a good ass dad. Leland
• 41:11
  Francis Frazier, whom he shares with his ex -wife,
• 41:14
  Afton Smith. That's good. I hope he's a good
• 41:18
  ex -husband. I hope he's not a bad ex -husband.
• 41:22
  But at the end of the day, it has no impact on
• 41:25
  my life. Happy Hot Topic! Dale Earnhardt Jr.
• 41:31
  and Kyle Busch's final text exchange revealed.
• 41:34
  One week after Busch's unexpected death at the
• 41:37
  age of 41, his NASCAR colleague. That was like
• 41:40
  the last time my jaw dropped when I saw someone
• 41:43
  die. Probably since Charlie Kirk. Sharing insight
• 41:46
  into their final conversation. Earnhardt revealing
• 41:49
  during a May 26th episode of his podcast. I was
• 41:53
  texting with him the day before he passed away.
• 41:57
  We had agreed that he was going to race our car
• 42:00
  in the car store. He's going to race my late
• 42:01
  model in the car store. Despite Bush being hospitalized
• 42:04
  in the hours before his death for his illness,
• 42:06
  Earnhardt says his colleague was focused on planning
• 42:09
  ahead for a May 30th race. I was like, what number
• 42:13
  do you want to run? I was like, I got a, you
• 42:16
  know, we can run 51. Got it. Whatever you want
• 42:19
  to run. Water. He goes, I want to run the, and
• 42:21
  he said it literally, the Dale Jr. 8. All right,
• 42:25
  then. He's so cute. I have family in Winston
• 42:29
  -Salem, North Carolina. So I have a soft spot
• 42:32
  for that type of North Carolina. Pay and accountability,
• 42:38
  not really. Previously, unknown details revealed
• 42:44
  in the case against Matthew Perry's assistant
• 42:46
  as he's set to be sentenced for his role in the
• 42:48
  star's death. The filing states Kenneth Iwamasa
• 42:51
  met Matthew Perry in 1992, and when he became
• 42:55
  his assistant 30 years later in 2022, prosecutors
• 42:59
  claim he was acutely aware that Mr. Perry had
• 43:02
  suffered from drug addiction for most of his
• 43:04
  life. What are you supposed to do? But rather
• 43:06
  than help Mr. Perry maintain sobriety, Iwamasa
• 43:10
  became his enabler and drug supplier. Okay, when
• 43:13
  you're working with someone with vices, what
• 43:17
  are you supposed to do? I mean, I don't know.
• 43:21
  If you're getting paid by Matthew Perry and he's
• 43:24
  like your boss and he's like, hey, what are you
• 43:27
  supposed to do? Say no and not have that job?
• 43:31
  Everybody's, I know, the ketamine queen, yeah,
• 43:33
  she's a dirty, rotten imbecile. But someone like
• 43:35
  this guy, it's like he was just doing his job.
• 43:38
  No accountability on Matthew's part. Liar. They
• 43:42
  say he first started procuring ketamine for Perry,
• 43:45
  then began injecting him with the drug, continuing
• 43:49
  to do so despite seeing Perry unconscious in
• 43:52
  his home on two occasions. Bye. They say in late
• 43:55
  October of 2023, Iwamasa injected Perry with
• 43:59
  ketamine. I don't want to hear about it. The
• 44:01
  guy got 41 months in prison. Because he doesn't
• 44:05
  know how to hold his ketamine. No! Happy Hot
• 44:09
  Topic! Loyal legacy. Doctors in the United Kingdom
• 44:13
  say social media is as bad as smoking for children.
• 44:16
  Now the Academy of Medical Royal Colleges is
• 44:19
  calling on lawmakers to restrict children's access
• 44:21
  to social media. I don't have any idea of that.
• 44:24
  We're all going to have vices in life. And we're
• 44:27
  all going to die. Who cares? Travis Kelsey is
• 44:35
  defending, chugging his beer in front of his
• 44:36
  fiance, Taylor Swift. The two lovebirds. Oh,
• 44:39
  shut up. He's done good enough of a job. He's
• 44:42
  done frat boy. Badass in the nightclub vibe.
• 44:47
  If he's going to chug a beer in front of his
• 44:50
  wife, whatever. At courtside as the Cavaliers
• 44:53
  took on the New York Knicks. He doesn't need
• 44:56
  to apologize for shit. Oh, this Swifty. Shut
• 44:59
  up. She doesn't care about you. She never did.
• 45:03
  And I go in and I just like crash and burn. Joe
• 45:10
  Jonas is getting honest about his past auditions
• 45:13
  during the Hey Jonas podcast with his brothers,
• 45:17
  Nick Jonas and Kevin Jonas. 36 year old proves
• 45:20
  that even major stars have off days while revealing
• 45:22
  it. No way. It's always like they're having bangs.
• 45:27
  Audition that didn't go to plan. I was auditioning
• 45:30
  for, um, uh... Wicked? No. Spider -Man? We don't
• 45:34
  need to name all the things I didn't get. As
• 45:37
  it turns out, the audition in question was for
• 45:40
  The Morning Show. Ah, The Morning Show. Pretty
• 45:44
  much just based off of Matt Lauer's life. Let's
• 45:47
  be honest here, though. When you're casting Joe
• 45:50
  Jonas, you got to make sure his acting is good
• 45:53
  because you don't want to have it be where the
• 45:55
  whole time you're like, oh, it's Joe Jonas. Oh,
• 45:57
  I show up early. They're like, oh, and they did
• 45:59
  this thing, which was very kind, but they're
• 46:00
  like, oh, we have a private room for you. So
• 46:02
  they put me in this private room and this is
• 46:04
  the saddest room you can imagine. And I could
• 46:06
  hear clear as day all the guys auditioning. And
• 46:08
  these guys were killing it, were crushing it.
• 46:10
  In contrast, yeah, he does not like himself.
• 46:20
  I felt like this was a very vulnerable thing
• 46:27
  for me to do. What an annoying but iconic voice.
• 46:37
  Not Oprah. There's Rosie O'Donnell just being
• 46:41
  Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie O'Donnell revealing she
• 46:44
  got a secret facelift after vowing to avoid plastic
• 46:47
  surgery. They all vow to avoid it. And they never
• 46:50
  do. I really wanted to do it. The 64 -year -old
• 46:53
  comedian details her choice in her latest Roro
• 46:56
  Subs sub stack letter. The only sub stack you
• 47:00
  should care about is Drew Garavos. The rest of
• 47:03
  them suck. Love you, Drew. Zach Brown and Kendra
• 47:09
  Scott are married. The two tied the knot in a
• 47:11
  private wedding in Greece on May 25th. Twilight
• 47:18
  alum Robert Pattinson is embarking on yet another
• 47:27
  chilling role in A24's Primetime. set to hit
• 47:33
  theaters in the fall where he plays real life
• 47:35
  to catch a predator host chris hansen in a new
• 47:38
  teaser for the film released may 27th pattinson
• 47:41
  is shown in hansen's signature suit and i am
• 47:44
  i wonder if they'll talk about him trying to
• 47:47
  get a prostitute you know what i mean Doesn't
• 47:52
  that sound like fun? Joy Behar is going to have
• 47:54
  a different point of view for a bit. The longtime
• 47:57
  View co -host will be taking a short hiatus from
• 47:59
  the talk show as she heads to Europe for a little
• 48:02
  vacation. Just kind of like, how instead? Half
• 48:06
  -assed it in and taking the summer off. Before
• 48:09
  she takes the stage to star in the play, My First
• 48:12
  Ex -Husband. What an annoying... I don't even
• 48:16
  know what to call her. She's just a wife. Yeah,
• 48:18
  nine. Dad? Talk to Mr. and Mrs. Evans. Oh, I
• 48:24
  thought you were talking about us. Kiki Palmer
• 48:28
  and Sean Evans are certainly bringing the heat.
• 48:31
  Fans are definitely making note of the chemistry
• 48:33
  between the two as the Hot Ones host finally
• 48:36
  makes an appearance on the actress's Baby This
• 48:38
  Is Kiki Palmer podcast two years after confessing
• 48:41
  his crush on her. And the May 26th... That episode
• 48:47
  got flirtatious fast, with Kiki introducing Sean
• 48:50
  in an eyebrow -raising way. I might know him
• 48:53
  as a potential future suitor. Yes! God, they
• 48:57
  blew it! Boo, Sean! It's like that Simpsons episode,
• 49:03
  Mr. Blow! Evans is in the... I hope he just went
• 49:09
  at it. It was hot in Miami over the weekend,
• 49:12
  and we're not talking about the weather. Jessica
• 49:15
  Alba and new boyfriend Danny Ramirez were all
• 49:18
  loved up over Memorial Day. They're not a new
• 49:19
  boyfriend. They've been together like six months.
• 49:22
  I'm wondering how long this is going to last.
• 49:24
  Enjoy it. Real day. So they're out in the room.
• 49:28
  You know, there's going to be driving cash war
• 49:30
  nuts out of his mind. I relapsed. and I relapsed.
• 49:37
  Amanda Connor is breaking her silence on her
• 49:40
  recent troubles with the law. Oh, it is. Apologizing
• 49:43
  to her followers and supporters, the 35 -year
• 49:45
  -old took to TikTok. You need to just apologize
• 49:47
  to yourself. We don't care. We're going about
• 49:51
  our life. What's going on here? So when people
• 49:54
  are surprised or shocked that I wanted to lose
• 49:58
  weight, I'm like, wait, how is this news? I've
• 50:00
  been, I've been, this has been part of my personality
• 50:02
  since the Clinton administration. Wow. Mindy
• 50:07
  Kaling is getting... But you got way too skinny.
• 50:10
  That's the problem. ...about her weight loss
• 50:12
  journey. During the May 27th episode of The View,
• 50:16
  the actress revealed to co -hosts Whoopi Goldsberg,
• 50:18
  Sarah Hines, Joy Behar, Sunny Houston, and Alyssa
• 50:21
  Farrah Griffin that she's wanted to lose weight
• 50:23
  since she was a preteen as she discussed the
• 50:25
  public's response. I think we all think it's
• 50:30
  weird when public figures lose weight because
• 50:33
  we want this... I don't know, this perfectly
• 50:35
  consistent narrative of their lives. But I have
• 50:39
  wanted to lose weight since I was 12 years old.
• 50:42
  Well, good job. You've accomplished a lot in
• 50:45
  life. You should be proud of yourself. You didn't.
• 50:49
  Oh, did you ever? All right, let me figure this
• 50:52
  out, right? All right, we'll be right back on
• 50:54
  Hoppy Hour. Hang on. I am here. And Mac Mane
• 51:40
  would throw it back. Let's throw it back to 09.
• 51:45
  Mac! Kane is in the building, nigga. I don't
• 51:50
  do it back and bust it open like you post it.
• 51:56
  I don't do it back and bust it open like you
• 51:58
  post it. I don't do it back and bust it open
• 52:00
  like you post it. I don't fuck with all of y
• 52:03
  'all. We'll see you next time. And I'm up first
• 52:40
  I spell that pussy Then I give her tongue work
• 52:43
  That way she come first Second and third And
• 52:46
  my wooden woodpecker Get the peckin' out her
• 52:49
  Like, oh, she on a handstand She on a handstand
• 52:53
  You see the crack of her ass Cause I'm playin'
• 52:55
  sack I think that's really sexy I like that in
• 52:59
  ya Let me smoke a blunt Then I'm right back in
• 53:02
  ya Yeah, put that knife back in ya Take it out,
• 53:07
  then I have dinner I will fuck with all of y
• 53:27
  'all All of y 'all are beautiful I will fuck
• 53:29
  with all of y 'all All of y 'all are beautiful
• 53:41
  I love her pisses, man, she got a tongue ring
• 53:43
  And she got a pussy ring, she got a belly ring
• 53:46
  I know what's up, who they call every time my
• 53:49
  celly ring? Like, hello? What you doing, cutie?
• 53:53
  Bring your ass over here, come and get my booty
• 53:55
  Girl, I'ma be the end of it Really, come to 60,
• 53:59
  play with your pussy, I'll bet you I'll be in
• 54:01
  You in the ballroom, you know? Shit, why not,
• 54:04
  dawg? I'ma put my wiener in a bun, since she
• 54:06
  got me hot, dawg I got another game here before
• 54:09
  I'm tired Puss and dick for dinner She got titties
• 54:14
  like Elvira and Dalek Paws And she lick, lick,
• 54:17
  lick, lick my chocolate lollipop And I told her,
• 54:19
  back it up like burp Burp, and she threw that
• 54:22
  ass back like Jerk, jerk, for real Go on, girl,
• 54:26
  back and bust it open like your poster Go on,
• 54:29
  girl, back and bust it open like your poster
• 54:31
  Go on, girl, back and bust it open like your
• 54:34
  poster Go on, girl, back and bust it open like
• 54:37
  your poster And I was stuck with all of y 'all
• 54:39
  All of y 'all are beautiful, powerful Fuck with
• 54:42
  all of y 'all, all of y 'all are beautiful. Ooh,
• 54:45
  she got a shotgun booty. And I'm talking every
• 54:48
  time she shoot me. And I'll be the bullseye.
• 54:53
  Watch out, make the bull cry. Watch out, pass
• 54:55
  the bull down. All because the bull got mad because
• 54:58
  I fucked his cow. I had that shotgun booty going
• 55:01
  pow, pow. I had a referee hollering, I'll stop
• 55:04
  the fight. Two round knockout, then I'm going
• 55:06
  fuck Rocky's wife. Ha ha. Beat that pussy till
• 55:15
  it bleed, like Apollo Creed Beat that pussy till
• 55:18
  it bleed, like Apollo Creed Beat that pussy till
• 55:21
  it bleed, like Apollo Creed I'm in the garden
• 55:24
  with Eve, give her my flower seeds I got a big
• 55:27
  bag of that fungus in my dungarees My blood humongous,
• 55:30
  if you're a mongus, you'll get lung disease Girl,
• 55:32
  I will tell you, put the tongue that's right
• 55:34
  above your knees I'm not a beggar, b -b -b -b
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  -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b
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  -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b
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  -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b
• 55:38
  -b -b -b With all of y 'all, all of y 'all are
• 55:52
  beautiful. With all of y 'all, all of y 'all
• 55:55
  are beautiful. With all of y 'all, all of y 'all
• 55:58
  are beautiful. With Mary, she was the one. The
• 56:00
  engine never sent you down. Keep it to the minute.
• 56:03
  Don't give it up. Uh -huh. Take a pussy break.
• 56:08
  Take a pussy break. Take a pussy break. Yeah.
• 56:12
  Take a pussy break. Yeah. Take a pussy break.
• 56:13
  Yeah. Ooh, she had a shot. Come put it. Uh -huh.
• 56:18
  Talk it every time she shoot it. All right, let's
• 56:22
  get back to it. I don't know. Door is closing.
• 56:27
  Oh, it is. Me. Bye. Happy. Happy hour. Happy
• 57:08
  hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. The most
• 57:14
  listened to radio show on the planet. The other
• 57:18
  stations are tuned in too. In the tower, silly
• 57:54
  jokes, the last will shower. Ryan's here with
• 57:57
  all the chatter, too. He hopes it really matters.
• 57:59
  Hoppy Hour is the thing with Ryan Hoppy. Hoppy,
• 58:03
  get it right. Get friends and let's all swing.
• 58:05
  What a zing. Scooby -Doo and wacky tunes. Ryan's
• 58:10
  laughter fills the rooms. Crazy fun and all the
• 58:12
  loons. Hop, sour, brings the blues. Catch the
• 58:15
  wave and ride the fun. With Hoppy Hour, we're
• 58:18
  never done. Ryan Hop, number one. Come and join
• 58:21
  us, everyone. Hop. They got my last name wrong,
• 58:29
  but it's still a good song. Oh, yeah. I am 8
• 58:37
  -5 -6 -4 -9 -0 -B. That's 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6
• 58:42
  -7 -7 -3. What? No, no, no, no. All right. I
• 58:49
  ain't getting this time. No, you don't. Hoppies,
• 58:52
  hoops. Woo -hoo. What's going on? I did it. Got
• 59:04
  it. MJ to Kobe, legends in the game. Shaq's big
• 59:23
  presence, true hall of fame. Hoppy's skills at
• 59:26
  T ain't plain tame. Behind the curtain, nothing
• 59:29
  left the same. Hoppy's moves, man, he knows it
• 59:32
  all. From scandals to the court rise and fall.
• 59:36
  Tune in, now you'll have a ball. Hoppy, I don't
• 59:39
  got that shock and awe. Crazy exes, wild and
• 59:43
  scandalous. League full of stories, ain't nothing
• 59:45
  fabulous. Ryan breaks it down, gets unanimous.
• 59:49
  Doing a hoppy hour, never anomalous. Y 'all know
• 59:52
  the score, but he dies deeper. Locker room secrets,
• 59:55
  stats like a keeper. Voices every week and Alice
• 59:58
  is sleeper. NBA's real talk cuts to the sleeper.
• 1:00:02
  Hoppy Zeus, man, he knows it all. Jails to the
• 1:00:05
  court, rise and fall. Oh, shit! All right, here
• 1:00:29
  we go, Trump. saying he'll attend an NBA Finals
• 1:00:32
  game at Madison Square Garden. I was invited
• 1:00:36
  to. I was going to go on Wednesday, but they
• 1:00:39
  closed it out very quickly. Yeah, I don't think
• 1:00:43
  they want you there. Mm -hmm. Harris, Tyrese,
• 1:00:47
  Halliburton. A place like New York, they have
• 1:00:50
  a lot of passionate fans, of course, and people
• 1:00:52
  love the Knicks, but there's a lot of celebrities
• 1:00:54
  in there, and sometimes they're too cool to get
• 1:00:56
  super loud. Well, you're saying that Ben Stiller's
• 1:01:01
  not going crazy? Chalamet was losing his mind.
• 1:01:04
  You better watch your mouth. You're talking about
• 1:01:05
  Tracy Morgan like this. Okay, I don't like what
• 1:01:08
  you're saying. Now, I will say, I love the way
• 1:01:10
  you have played in Madison Square Garden. I actually
• 1:01:13
  had one. Oh, yeah. Oh, out here, I had a weed
• 1:01:17
  whacker. Yeah, he sounds a little butthurt. Adam
• 1:01:22
  Silver says the refereeing has been great this
• 1:01:24
  postseason. I feel like when they say things
• 1:01:26
  like that, they're just trying to rub it in our
• 1:01:28
  face. Here's Kendrick Perkins. He got into it
• 1:01:35
  at his son's basketball game. What a dork. Here's
• 1:01:46
  the fucking audio. Bunch of fake tough guys at
• 1:01:56
  the sport where you shoot a ball. Liz. We got
• 1:02:04
  Patrick Beverly saying that Gilbert Arenas got
• 1:02:07
  Patrick Beverly off his own show, which means
• 1:02:09
  doing a show by yourself because no one wants
• 1:02:10
  to be around you. I didn't know Gilbert Arena's
• 1:02:14
  got Pat Day off his own show. It is. I didn't
• 1:02:17
  know this. I was wondering why Brandon Jenner's
• 1:02:21
  energy was getting a little different. He was
• 1:02:24
  tweeting a lot more. He was speaking a lot more.
• 1:02:27
  Whatever. And Tristan Thompson says, ain't done
• 1:02:31
  having kids if Chloe's embryos aren't involved.
• 1:02:34
  Yeah. Just so you can keep being a deadbeat.
• 1:02:43
  Less than 70 days until the NFL returns. And
• 1:02:48
  we got so much happening. Josh Jacobs is out
• 1:02:51
  of jail after the domestic violence arrest. We
• 1:02:57
  got so much happening. We have Josh Allen had
• 1:03:00
  a kid in the offseason. We're going to have Jalen
• 1:03:02
  Hurts talking about not going to AJ Brown's wedding.
• 1:03:05
  We have Travis Kelsey talking about Taylor Swift
• 1:03:09
  and so much more. Will Revis' Socks Tape. Mike
• 1:03:17
  Grable and much more. You can call the show.
• 1:03:22
  856 -49 -HOPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773. You can
• 1:03:30
  tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always
• 1:03:34
  email me at RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. Oh
• 1:03:39
  yeah! Head coach, Kevin Stefanski. It's still
• 1:03:55
  weird to think he's not in Cleveland. Here he
• 1:03:59
  is talking about Tua. Well, I think it's the
• 1:04:03
  most important trait at the position, as we've
• 1:04:05
  always talked about. Some guys get better at
• 1:04:09
  it with tweaks to how they... I am. Here's a
• 1:04:16
  reporter asking Drake May if he got thicker during
• 1:04:19
  the offseason. Rude question. Are you thicker
• 1:04:22
  with two C's? Is that the way you're supposed
• 1:04:23
  to say it? It's kind of like the hip thing. I
• 1:04:26
  love when the reporters try to like make a joke
• 1:04:30
  and it's like, you're a nerd. Shut up. Shut up,
• 1:04:33
  Eric Jacobson. Thicker with two C's. Is that
• 1:04:36
  how it's supposed to be? I think that's all,
• 1:04:39
  if that's anything. I think that's not the way
• 1:04:41
  to put it. Do you feel conditioned? As far as
• 1:04:48
  another year of experience, just your body getting
• 1:04:50
  ready for this. I think that's just part of having
• 1:04:54
  a long season and being able to take some time
• 1:04:55
  off and come back. I feel stupider. You know
• 1:04:58
  that reporter was like, I probably shouldn't
• 1:05:00
  have asked that. I'm an idiot! Mm -hmm. It's
• 1:05:08
  okay. I love you. Oh, my God. It's so good to
• 1:05:12
  see Madison beer happy. I remember when she came
• 1:05:15
  to Tampa, she did not want to perform at Hogan's
• 1:05:18
  Beach. Even a busy pop star like Madison Beer
• 1:05:22
  has time to pick up a FaceTime call, especially
• 1:05:25
  when the person calling is very, very important.
• 1:05:29
  Let's be honest, Justin Herbert may never win
• 1:05:31
  a playoff game, but he's won it in life. Ah,
• 1:05:36
  she called her. Trying to mark his territory.
• 1:05:41
  What's going on here? Let's go on with Mike Tirico.
• 1:05:46
  How about a great surprise for a beloved member
• 1:05:49
  of our NBC family? Mike Tirico has won his first
• 1:05:53
  Emmy for his work as the voice of Sunday Night
• 1:05:56
  Football. All right, good job. I don't need to
• 1:05:59
  hear that much ass kissing. All right, let's
• 1:06:02
  get to the Packers running back now. Josh Jacobs
• 1:06:04
  arrested on domestic violence charges. Our Ike
• 1:06:10
  and Josh, he is following the story very closely
• 1:06:11
  for us here. All right, Ike, so the search for
• 1:06:13
  answers here starts with why Josh Jacobs was
• 1:06:16
  arrested. So what do we know about the charges
• 1:06:19
  right now? Yeah, Gio, police say this started
• 1:06:23
  with a disturbance call Saturday morning in Wisconsin.
• 1:06:26
  Jacobs was arrested Tuesday and booked on several
• 1:06:28
  domestic abuse -related allegations, including
• 1:06:31
  strangulation, suffocation, battery, criminal
• 1:06:34
  damage to property, and disorderly conduct. But
• 1:06:38
  the important update is this. The Brown County
• 1:06:41
  District Attorney's Office says no formal charges
• 1:06:44
  have been filed yet, and prosecutors are not
• 1:06:47
  ready to make a charging decision while they
• 1:06:49
  review additional evidence, Gio. Well, the People
• 1:06:51
  also want to know who is his girlfriend. Hot
• 1:06:55
  ass woman. Yeah, that's one of the big searches,
• 1:06:58
  but we have to be careful here. Jacobs has been
• 1:07:00
  publicly linked to influencer and model Ash Cash,
• 1:07:04
  whose real name is Ashley Tong. He's probably
• 1:07:07
  got so many snow bodies. Sue, but police have
• 1:07:11
  not identified the alleged victim and there is
• 1:07:15
  no official income confirmation rather connecting
• 1:07:18
  her to the case. So people are searching her
• 1:07:20
  name, but all right, there you go. It's probably
• 1:07:23
  a piece of ass. This morning, the mother of NFL
• 1:07:28
  quarterback Will Levis has revealed her son spent
• 1:07:30
  a, quote, exorbitant amount of money trying to
• 1:07:33
  remove his leaked sex tape from the Internet.
• 1:07:36
  Oh, man, just embrace it. I have not said. But
• 1:07:44
  I'm sure he went to Powtown. Beth Levis, mother
• 1:07:47
  of the Titans QB, says Levis hired a cybersecurity
• 1:07:50
  specialist and private investigator after finding
• 1:07:53
  out that an intimate video of himself and his
• 1:07:55
  then -girlfriend, Gia Duddy, was spreading online.
• 1:08:00
  Ultimately, a lot of the content was taken down,
• 1:08:03
  but, you know, you can never... I wonder if there
• 1:08:08
  was a money shot! scrape anything entirely from
• 1:08:11
  the internet. She says hackers obtained the material
• 1:08:13
  by breaching one of Will's devices when he was
• 1:08:16
  in college. Oops! To find out, this was a Eastern
• 1:08:20
  European hacking group that is notorious for
• 1:08:23
  trying to target what they... Ah, that's gotta
• 1:08:25
  suck for her. Remember when Jamal Murray of the,
• 1:08:31
  uh... What is it? The Dumber Nights filmed himself
• 1:08:35
  getting hit? From Harper Hempel. I forgot that
• 1:08:43
  name. That was COVID. I did a video where I was
• 1:08:45
  called the recap of Harper Hempel, Jamal Murray,
• 1:08:48
  sex tape, and it got like 20 ,000 views on TikTok
• 1:08:51
  because everybody was searching it up. That was
• 1:08:54
  weird because it takes so much effort to go live
• 1:08:56
  on Instagram. He was like, I got hacked. Like
• 1:08:58
  how? You have to press like four different things.
• 1:09:02
  You think might be an attractive couple. All
• 1:09:04
  right, there you go. Here is Jalen Hurts talking
• 1:09:09
  about A .J. Brown's wedding. Drink that water
• 1:09:18
  like a badass. Pick the right question to sip
• 1:09:24
  on, huh? Nothing for us. You know, we're focused
• 1:09:31
  on learning the offense. It really doesn't change.
• 1:09:34
  Yeah, I've never heard you. In terms of our approach
• 1:09:40
  to improve, you know, there's an if. Obviously
• 1:09:45
  been a lingering thing, but nothing can replace
• 1:09:48
  all the greatness that we achieve. I am. And
• 1:09:52
  here's Travis Kelsey saying he's not pushing.
• 1:09:56
  Cleveland on Taylor. Yeah, that ain't a city
• 1:09:58
  for her to move in. It sucks. As everyone saw
• 1:10:02
  on the internet is Travis and Taylor. Flea to
• 1:10:05
  the cleat. Flea to the cleat, baby. You'll get
• 1:10:07
  that. I cannot listen to that. It's all a dish.
• 1:10:11
  All right. Here's Mike Vrabel saying he loves
• 1:10:13
  his wife he cheated on for nine years. We spoke
• 1:10:15
  to you last year. We're talking about the balance
• 1:10:18
  of family and football. Just how would you describe
• 1:10:21
  how that process has been going? Oh, really good.
• 1:10:24
  I think that that's, again, I appreciate my family
• 1:10:27
  is great. I love Jen. I love the boys. I love.
• 1:10:29
  No, you got cut. Shut up. You're the worst. I
• 1:10:36
  don't want to listen to him. Now I love my wife.
• 1:10:41
  He's out there with a possible Dan Marino love
• 1:10:44
  child type of situation. I like that up. That
• 1:10:48
  is the unspoken thing about Dan Marino. Hey,
• 1:10:50
  yo, yo, yo. Motherfuckers I make killings Motherfuckers
• 1:10:58
  I hate Yo, yo, yo Static crackles, poppy on the
• 1:11:04
  air Spilling radio secrets, man, he don't care
• 1:11:06
  Airing out the closet, skeletons in pairs DJ
• 1:11:10
  drama, he's the one who dares Program directors
• 1:11:13
  scheming in the back rooms Payola playlists rigged
• 1:11:16
  like monsoons Fake callers on the line, they
• 1:11:18
  rehearse too It's harder than a baseline boom.
• 1:11:22
  Radio snitching. He's spitting the truth. Congrats
• 1:11:25
  to my boss, MJ, on being number one in Tapper
• 1:11:29
  ratings. Morning shows faker than they last at
• 1:11:34
  six. People aren't debating if radio's cool again.
• 1:11:38
  Well, I have to say, hire some young talent,
• 1:11:41
  and you might have a shot. The FM fizz. Mic in
• 1:11:46
  hand. Cutting through veneers. Pulling cards
• 1:11:48
  over. We'll be right back. Bobby Bones says he
• 1:12:05
  wants his mirror ball trophy back. Six months
• 1:12:08
  after the Dancing with the Stars season 27 winner
• 1:12:10
  revealed that he returned the coveted trophy
• 1:12:12
  due to comments former host Tom Bergeron made
• 1:12:15
  about his unexpected victory. Bobby now shares
• 1:12:18
  how Barry I don't know if I like Bobby Bones
• 1:12:21
  or not. The hatchet changed his perspective on
• 1:12:24
  his achievement telling us weekly in an interview
• 1:12:27
  published May 26th it'd be nice if I could get
• 1:12:30
  my Dancing with the Stars trophy back. I got
• 1:12:33
  my feeling heard i love tom and so in a haste
• 1:12:36
  i sent my trophy back to somewhere at abc he
• 1:12:39
  continues if anybody's watching that has my mirrorball
• 1:12:42
  trophy please mail it back to me poor bobby bonds
• 1:12:45
  how are you gonna survive and sorry about those
• 1:12:48
  clips playing over each other here is the espn
• 1:12:50
  president believing that people can't live without
• 1:12:54
  espn i guess i'd say there's there's two parts
• 1:12:56
  to it um the first one is really driven primarily
• 1:13:00
  by the distribution dynamic. And by that, I mean,
• 1:13:05
  um, you're boring. No, your content sucks. Here's
• 1:13:10
  Fox sports, uh, president Scott, Scott Shapiro.
• 1:13:14
  I just had a stroke. Fox sports, radio CEO, believing
• 1:13:18
  the narrative that radio needs some lift like
• 1:13:21
  me in a segment from, from my view, certainly
• 1:13:25
  I'm not looking at this from a station by station
• 1:13:28
  lens or even a market by market lens. I'm looking
• 1:13:31
  at this for the radio industry. This is so important
• 1:13:34
  for us because we keep hearing from ad agencies
• 1:13:37
  around the country, we're not buying radio right
• 1:13:41
  now. There's all these flashy new toys that are
• 1:13:43
  getting more attention. And when you look at
• 1:13:45
  social media video views, if people accidentally
• 1:13:48
  browse by a video and there's a moving picture,
• 1:13:51
  that's a view. And they're getting credit. And
• 1:13:54
  their numbers are gargantuan. I don't know. I
• 1:13:56
  think it's because I'm around so many corporate
• 1:13:57
  people. I like Unhinged. On this day, Clay Travis
• 1:14:01
  left his outspoken outkick morning show on Fox
• 1:14:05
  Sports, which was good radio. Here's the guy
• 1:14:08
  breaking down L .A. radio ratings. What's going
• 1:14:12
  on? What's going on? What's going on? This is
• 1:14:20
  chaos. I'm trying. Everything's going to hell
• 1:14:24
  and I'm asking. Oh, no. This is the problem with
• 1:14:27
  technology. We'll go to this clip. Lord Jamar
• 1:14:30
  says that Ebro took over Hot 97. He gatekeeped
• 1:14:33
  New York and Cali Rap. New York hip hop. They
• 1:14:38
  say Ebro was instrumental in changing the sound
• 1:14:42
  of New York radio. For the worse, isn't it? I'd
• 1:14:49
  say so, yeah. At the time when he was in power.
• 1:14:53
  A lot of that Atlanta sound and all this other
• 1:14:56
  type of shit really started to... Ebro just seems
• 1:15:01
  like a douchebag. Take control of New York. And
• 1:15:07
  here's the clip on New York and... LA radio ratings.
• 1:15:14
  I've been talking to everybody about starting
• 1:15:16
  a new platform. I mean, whether it's crowdfunded
• 1:15:19
  or whether it's backed by billionaires, it needs
• 1:15:22
  to happen. Did you see the new ratings, by the
• 1:15:26
  way? Let me load these up. I mean, Radio Insight
• 1:15:29
  just posted the ratings. I mean, it's wide open
• 1:15:32
  for a new platform. I mean, radio. All the consultants
• 1:15:37
  have an opinion. Why don't you start a show?
• 1:15:43
  That might help. All right. What do I feel like
• 1:15:47
  doing? I kind of want to reset one more time.
• 1:15:50
  I want to come back to Chicago. Do some Chicago
• 1:15:57
  news. Do some, you know. What else are we going
• 1:16:02
  to do? I don't know. Chicago, Fresno, Cleveland,
• 1:16:06
  and Tampa news. We'll do that after this. Hang
• 1:16:08
  on. RyanHoppyRadio .com I'll be right back. You
• 1:16:26
  probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're
• 1:16:29
  going outside, all I smell is poop. It looks
• 1:16:35
  all of the day. The seaman was so big. As a reminder,
• 1:16:40
  if you don't feel like listening to this next
• 1:16:42
  song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
• 1:16:45
  Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick
• 1:16:47
  around, folks. Here's Nicole Scherzinger when
• 1:16:55
  I miss you. Text me. Here's my true colors. I
• 1:17:10
  give to you. On the table. For all to view. I
• 1:17:16
  need your touch. Hey. Hey. Boy, it sucks. Hey,
• 1:17:22
  will we ring around the roses in your pocket
• 1:17:26
  with my pose? I know what it does to you, that
• 1:17:29
  thing polished on my toes You with that thing,
• 1:17:32
  you with that thing, you with that thing, boy
• 1:17:35
  you know Can't you come out to me, just like
• 1:17:45
  back in the day I miss you. I am I -S -S -U.
• 1:18:10
  You know I do. Do you consider this desperate?
• 1:18:15
  Cause I reminisce on my sexy dresses. Look at
• 1:18:20
  my eyes like this. I need your touch. Hey. I
• 1:18:26
  wanna, hey, hey When we ring around the roses
• 1:18:31
  In your pocket, it will pose I know what it does
• 1:18:35
  to you But ain't polished on my toes You whip
• 1:18:38
  that thing, you whip that thing You whip that
• 1:18:40
  thing, boy, you know You whip that thing, you
• 1:18:43
  whip that thing You whip that thing, boy, you
• 1:18:46
  know If you go out to play Just like that in
• 1:18:52
  the day I spend like every day, trying to chase
• 1:19:08
  the tears away. I miss you, I miss you, I am,
• 1:19:14
  I possess you, you know I do. What am I supposed
• 1:19:20
  to do, a young girl, thinking these nasty things
• 1:19:22
  in this world? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. When you're
• 1:19:28
  screaming about stress, where am I supposed to
• 1:19:30
  stay, repressed? No. No, no, no I would turn
• 1:19:36
  down the lights Be the only thing that you could
• 1:19:39
  see Let the music moan And let the music moan
• 1:19:44
  What am I to do? When I'm the only one home Only
• 1:19:51
  one home If you come down to me Just like back
• 1:19:58
  in the day Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! I'm going to call
• 1:20:36
  a shirt. I miss you. It's unfortunate that this
• 1:20:40
  music never took off. It's kind of underground.
• 1:20:44
  It's good for me because then I can play it.
• 1:20:47
  If it would have taken off and showed I had a
• 1:20:49
  real tour, I could have played it. Do you know
• 1:20:54
  what I'm saying? I kind of know what I'm saying.
• 1:20:56
  I'll be honest. Half the time here, I don't know
• 1:20:59
  what I'm saying. And that's kind of the beauty
• 1:21:03
  of it. I just gotta sink myself every day. But
• 1:21:07
  you know what? That's okay. I'll be fine. Door
• 1:21:15
  is closing. Let me press this. All right. Rewind.
• 1:22:07
  Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. the other stations
• 1:22:15
  are tuned in too. This just seems a happy hour.
• 1:22:35
  Time to laugh at Brian's power. Wacky fun and
• 1:22:38
  silly. Happy hour. Let the hoppy fun begin. Hoppy
• 1:22:57
  hour. Oh, yeah. Hoppy hour. We're riding hoppy.
• 1:23:01
  Last time, never sloppy. Oh, yeah. Beat drop
• 1:23:04
  time. Got your popcorn. Let the beat drop. Dizzy's
• 1:23:07
  a bitch. Mm -hmm. 8 -5 -6. 49 hoppy. 8 -5 -6,
• 1:23:16
  4 -9 -4, 6 -7 -7 -3. Hoppy hour's here to stay.
• 1:23:20
  Making smiles every day. Real fun all night.
• 1:23:24
  Brian Hoppe's here for you. It's time for Tampa
• 1:23:29
  News. You like that transition? Alright now,
• 1:24:14
  let's get into it. What do we got here? The man
• 1:24:24
  accused in last year's deadly mass shooting at
• 1:24:26
  Florida State University. Loser! He is expected
• 1:24:28
  in court today. And on your sides, Beth, you're
• 1:24:30
  so joining us now with a look at what to expect
• 1:24:32
  during... Oh, thank God you're on my side! I
• 1:24:35
  don't know if Beth or Sal's really on. Phoenix
• 1:24:37
  Eichner's hearing. Hey, Beth. Hey, good morning.
• 1:24:39
  So this case is set to go before a judge this
• 1:24:41
  afternoon for a status hearing, essentially to
• 1:24:44
  see where attorneys are at with evidence and
• 1:24:46
  then determine a timeline to move forward. He
• 1:24:49
  is just an unfortunate looking piece of shit.
• 1:24:51
  At this point, it's unclear whether Phoenix Eichner
• 1:24:54
  will physically be in the courtroom. Well, he
• 1:24:56
  was. That was two days ago. Then we got this
• 1:24:58
  right here. On your side, Jenna Bass, joining
• 1:25:01
  us live with how you can hear you. They're on
• 1:25:03
  my side again. Thanks. Our opinions on the plans.
• 1:25:07
  Good morning, Jenna. Good morning. And there
• 1:25:11
  are a lot of opinions on these plans. So today's
• 1:25:13
  hearing is really going to be focused on that
• 1:25:15
  pause before the planning for the AI data center.
• 1:25:19
  County leaders say the moratorium would help
• 1:25:21
  them to kind of research deeper on the. All right.
• 1:25:25
  So there's stuff going on. And there's this.
• 1:25:30
  Three people are recovering tonight following
• 1:25:32
  a late night boating accident on the Hillsborough
• 1:25:34
  River in Tampa. Man, no one is ever careful anymore.
• 1:25:38
  The 19 -foot boat hit the rocks around 11 .30
• 1:25:41
  last night near Ignacio Isla. That's not the
• 1:25:44
  rocks you want to get off. In your park. Ah,
• 1:25:48
  so there was another injury there, and there's
• 1:25:51
  this dumb broad here. In Sarasota, a woman arrested
• 1:25:54
  for a shooting last week is now out on bond tonight.
• 1:25:56
  Sarasota police say Jasmine Martin showed up
• 1:25:59
  at the victim's home in the Amaryllis Park neighborhood.
• 1:26:01
  Gangster! Demanding that the victim come outside.
• 1:26:04
  Now, when she started to pull out of her driveway,
• 1:26:06
  officers tell us Martin shot at the car three
• 1:26:09
  times and took off. Tonight, Martin is charged
• 1:26:14
  with discharging a gun from a vehicle. What a
• 1:26:16
  dummy. What an idiot. And there's this. As the
• 1:26:20
  Florida Department of Transportation gets ready
• 1:26:22
  to debut the new express lanes on the Howard
• 1:26:24
  Franklin. Guess how much the Howard Franklin
• 1:26:28
  express lanes costed. I don't even want to play
• 1:26:32
  the headline about the actual improvements or
• 1:26:36
  whatever to the bridge. How much do you think
• 1:26:38
  it was? $973 fucking million for a bridge. That's
• 1:26:46
  insane. What a waste of money. Electric bicycles,
• 1:26:54
  tricycles, and scooters may be the cause of a
• 1:26:57
  house fire. It happened in Dunedin. Look at this
• 1:26:59
  right here. The fire department out there says
• 1:27:01
  crews responded to a home... Man, what are e
• 1:27:04
  -bikes good for? They're causing nothing but
• 1:27:06
  trouble. I'm in the Golden Crest mobile home
• 1:27:08
  park just after 8 o 'clock this morning. But
• 1:27:11
  e -bike and a mobile home are not going to mix.
• 1:27:14
  Morning in Hillsborough County, a man is in jail
• 1:27:16
  accused of hitting and killing someone and then
• 1:27:17
  driving away. The sheriff's office says 27 -year
• 1:27:21
  -old Daniel Mariano Jr. hit someone crossing
• 1:27:24
  County Road 39 at Tipton Road in Plant City.
• 1:27:27
  So he took someone's life. Call ICE! You know?
• 1:27:30
  And there's this. Thanks, Dan. This morning,
• 1:27:34
  a Clearwater couple is cleaning up damage from
• 1:27:36
  a car that plowed into their home. Take a look
• 1:27:40
  at here. The crash happened. That is not the
• 1:27:42
  plowing you want in your house. After 10 last
• 1:27:45
  night at a home near the intersection of Hall
• 1:27:47
  Street and South Martin Luther King Jr. Avenue.
• 1:27:49
  You're on your side, Beth Rousseau, live at the
• 1:27:51
  scene here with the latest on that crash. Good
• 1:27:53
  morning. Hey, good morning. So the homeowners
• 1:27:57
  were actually still out and awake this morning
• 1:27:59
  whenever we got here because they're still shaken
• 1:28:01
  by what happened. Let's walk over here really
• 1:28:03
  quick. You can see the bumper of the vehicle
• 1:28:05
  that was involved in this crash still on their
• 1:28:08
  front yard. And if we go ahead and walk a little
• 1:28:10
  bit further over here, I'll get you to the house.
• 1:28:12
  The car veered off the road and hit right. You
• 1:28:14
  can see where that porch piece is hanging down
• 1:28:17
  the roof. That is. Now, if we pull up some video,
• 1:28:19
  you can see the mangled mess that this car was,
• 1:28:22
  but they were when it was taken away by. Yeah.
• 1:28:25
  that 15 -year -old never gets a car. I'm being
• 1:28:28
  serious. All right, first up at 10, here we are
• 1:28:31
  now, less than a week away from hurricane season,
• 1:28:33
  and after the 2020... Oh, yeah, the local news
• 1:28:36
  loves letting you know. Four season, of course,
• 1:28:40
  a lot of people chose to raise their homes. Many
• 1:28:44
  felt they had to. This raised home in Pinellas
• 1:28:46
  County is raising some eyebrows as it's stacked
• 1:28:49
  high above all the others. Let's bring in Fox
• 1:28:52
  13's Blake. You know, that person has a small
• 1:28:54
  penis. Fine outside the home tonight in the Harbor
• 1:28:57
  Hills neighborhood. Hi there, Blake. Very much.
• 1:29:00
  Look at us. This one's hard to miss. Tell us
• 1:29:03
  about this house. I love Mark Ellis. He's so
• 1:29:05
  cute. Mark, it is quite the sight for sore eyes.
• 1:29:09
  All of those wooden frames leading up to this
• 1:29:12
  home standing 25. They lifted their home. I bet
• 1:29:18
  they lifted their truck. And they tried to lift
• 1:29:20
  their penis. Right now, a 22 -year -old man is
• 1:29:24
  facing multiple charges, accused of secretly
• 1:29:26
  recording women inside a Sebring store's changing
• 1:29:29
  rooms. Loser! The Highlands County Sheriff's
• 1:29:33
  Office says a detective was trying on clothes
• 1:29:36
  at a Goodwill Monday when she spotted a cell
• 1:29:39
  phone being held over the top of the changing
• 1:29:42
  room wall. Yeah, that's a problem. Then there's
• 1:29:47
  this. People were sending me this. This is not
• 1:29:49
  Jeffrey Knight, although it's similar. The Clearwater
• 1:29:53
  Ferry captain involved in that deadly crash in
• 1:29:56
  2025 just got his charge reduced. Dennis Kermer
• 1:30:00
  was the one driving the ferry when a boat crashed
• 1:30:03
  into it. You can see it in this surveillance
• 1:30:05
  video. All right, so everybody was sending me
• 1:30:07
  that. I was like, no, it's not Jeffrey Knight.
• 1:30:09
  I still can't stand a piece of garbage. Bye.
• 1:30:13
  This is a headline that is very true, but was
• 1:30:17
  not covered by the local news. Tampa police officers
• 1:30:21
  resigned while under investigation for engaging
• 1:30:23
  in sexual acts with emergency dispatcher while
• 1:30:27
  on duty. Yeah, so that's not breaking. They're
• 1:30:36
  like covering that up. And then here's Warren
• 1:30:38
  Sapp. I don't like the guy, but I know. Our NFL
• 1:30:42
  Hall of Famer Warren Sapp was at Tampa City Hall
• 1:30:45
  today asking a judge to drop a trespass warning.
• 1:30:48
  Yeah, but that trespass warning actually was
• 1:30:50
  upheld. Our Tampa Bay 28 reporter Jada Williams,
• 1:30:53
  who covers Tampa Metro and West Hillsboro, was
• 1:30:55
  inside that hearing today. NFL Hall of Famer
• 1:30:59
  Warren Sapp may be used to winning on the football
• 1:31:01
  field, but that wasn't the case inside City Hall
• 1:31:03
  today. That is a spicy little one there. Yeah!
• 1:31:11
  Had to have that in there. Today, sitting inside
• 1:31:14
  City Hall, NFL Pro Bowler Warren Sapp prepared
• 1:31:16
  for a different kind of battle. And we're here
• 1:31:18
  today to hear an appeal on a matter of a trespass
• 1:31:22
  warning. Sapp, along with two others, were trespassed
• 1:31:25
  from the city center on Hannah Avenue February
• 1:31:27
  25th. He just looks insane. Corporal Jessica
• 1:31:33
  Hollis, one of the responding officers, testified
• 1:31:35
  about why the notice was issued. We had already
• 1:31:38
  decided that their official business was done
• 1:31:40
  and if they came back in, they would be trespassed.
• 1:31:42
  I've just not heard good stuff about Warren.
• 1:31:46
  You can't take him to Phoenix. So when they entered
• 1:31:49
  again, I explained it to the person who entered
• 1:31:52
  that they were being trespassed. The men argued
• 1:31:54
  that the trespass notice was unlawful. I had
• 1:31:57
  every legal right to be in that building. Ah,
• 1:31:59
  here's another idiot. I was there to submit public
• 1:32:03
  records requests. He wrote on a piece of paper
• 1:32:05
  what he's saying. What an idiot. I mean, their
• 1:32:10
  own precision of the first trespass proves that
• 1:32:14
  it was unlawful. I was there exercising protected
• 1:32:18
  constitutional rights both times. That is what
• 1:32:20
  every white guy loves to say. My constitutional
• 1:32:23
  rights! But ultimately, the trespass was a fail.
• 1:32:28
  We want you to write that out so you can write
• 1:32:30
  it out now. And, uh, I caught up with him. There's
• 1:32:34
  frickin' Warren Sapp leaning back in his chair
• 1:32:37
  mumbling, Shut up! You're not! After the hearing.
• 1:32:41
  I learned today that when there's an ordinance
• 1:32:43
  in the Tampa Code that says you're not allowed
• 1:32:46
  to trespass me, I can write it up as an officer
• 1:32:48
  saying you trespassed me and then get in here
• 1:32:51
  and say, well, it doesn't matter that I did it
• 1:32:53
  and I issued it improperly. That's how we don't.
• 1:32:56
  All right. There you go. I've heard many stories
• 1:33:01
  about him from my NFL friends that are not so
• 1:33:04
  good. Six mad, but he been in these mics All
• 1:33:30
  in ten heights, now the cynic in tight From the
• 1:33:33
  berms to the block, that's a hell of a hike Turn
• 1:33:36
  the dial, see his name on the lights He got callers
• 1:33:39
  on the line, tryna break they news From the side
• 1:33:42
  to the sticks, they relate to the views Every
• 1:33:44
  segment like a story from the avenue Turn slick,
• 1:33:47
  then he fact -check the attitude This that Chicago
• 1:33:51
  news Hop it out and let them choose From the
• 1:33:56
  heights to the loop, what it All right, now.
• 1:34:14
  All right, let's go on right here. As I click
• 1:34:21
  on the link, it's all exciting. Oh, it's making
• 1:34:26
  me do this right here. Oh, this is great. This
• 1:34:28
  is great radio. I have to copy and paste it myself.
• 1:34:31
  All right. Here we go. Oh, the video got deleted.
• 1:34:35
  That's why. I love when they do that. All right.
• 1:34:37
  Here's this. Home to fight for a new Bears stadium
• 1:34:41
  is coming down to the wire. And Arlington Heights
• 1:34:43
  mayor is now counting on a last. Yeah, it'd be
• 1:34:46
  better in Arlington Heights than it would be
• 1:34:49
  Indiana. But it's score. Next Sunday is the final
• 1:34:52
  day. I love when you have the one liner about
• 1:34:54
  the scoring. Is now counting on a last minute
• 1:34:56
  score. Next Sunday. I am. Who knows what happens.
• 1:35:01
  You can hear me now. If you're heading north
• 1:35:03
  on Lakeshore Drive, 65th Street, that's where
• 1:35:05
  you want to get off. Heading south, 53rd, that's
• 1:35:08
  where you're going to want to get off. Again,
• 1:35:10
  all of this happening right around Hyde Park.
• 1:35:12
  I had a chance to walk into Hyde Park itself
• 1:35:16
  to kind of see what was going on, get a glimpse
• 1:35:19
  of exactly what was happening. It's just a large
• 1:35:21
  gathering of teenagers as we've been seeing in
• 1:35:24
  time. Maybe they're a little more behaved than
• 1:35:26
  in Tampa. And, kid, they got detained by ICE.
• 1:35:34
  The video's on private now. I mean, they deleted
• 1:35:36
  a lot of videos. He got returned to his mom,
• 1:35:38
  and then Mayor Johnson brought gifts to Pope.
• 1:35:43
  Hey there. Yeah, we just heard from Mayor Brandon
• 1:35:45
  Johnson hours before he leaves for the Vatican
• 1:35:48
  to meet with Pope Leo tomorrow. And he does come
• 1:35:51
  bearing gifts. Listen to this. Of course, all
• 1:35:54
  things vary Chicago. He plans to bring a Cubs
• 1:35:57
  hat, a Cubs jersey, although we know the Pope
• 1:36:00
  is a Sox fan. The mayor roots for the Cubs. All
• 1:36:03
  right, here we go. It's so adorable. It's so
• 1:36:05
  cute. Five days left. Lawmakers certainly have
• 1:36:08
  a lot to tackle in Springfield. One of the big
• 1:36:11
  sticking points is how they'll address the state's
• 1:36:13
  severe housing shortage. Governor Pritzker believes
• 1:36:15
  at least some of his plan will make it over.
• 1:36:18
  He's a prick. Over the finish line. Allison Rosati
• 1:36:21
  is hot at her age. But suburban mayors continue
• 1:36:23
  to raise alarms about how it. All right, so there's
• 1:36:26
  an affordable housing problem in Illinois. You
• 1:36:28
  don't say. Thanks for joining us this noon. I'm
• 1:36:33
  Natalie Bumpke. And I'm Terrence Lee. Mayor Johnson
• 1:36:35
  talked about a number of different things today
• 1:36:38
  with reporters. Today's press conference was
• 1:36:40
  planned before that trip to Rome that he's taking
• 1:36:43
  very soon. Fox's Saquon has more, I say. I don't
• 1:36:47
  need to hear about him defending the teen takeovers.
• 1:36:49
  Because he's an idiot! Former Chicago Mayor Rahm
• 1:36:54
  Emanuel added to speculation that he could run
• 1:36:56
  for president in... You know what? I would vote
• 1:36:58
  for him. I would vote for him. It's fine. Mm
• 1:37:04
  -hmm. In 2028, today, he unveiled his college
• 1:37:08
  affordability plan. All the affordability plans
• 1:37:12
  that we somehow have to pay for. Some hemp businesses
• 1:37:15
  in Illinois said they're going to be forced to
• 1:37:17
  close next month if a cannabis bill passes in
• 1:37:21
  Springfield this week. They think that lawmakers
• 1:37:23
  are... I'm so sick and tired of these politicians
• 1:37:26
  trying to cock block us when it comes to weed.
• 1:37:29
  Shut up! ...rushing it through the final days
• 1:37:31
  of that session. But supporters of the bill say
• 1:37:34
  that Illinois needs more oversight in this area.
• 1:37:37
  NBC5's Ro Schmidt explains from Roscoeville.
• 1:37:39
  It does have, again, some THC in it, but it's
• 1:37:43
  a non -intoxicating product, very popular for
• 1:37:45
  people with arthritis. And the boomers just see
• 1:37:46
  the word CBD and THC and overthink it! Like,
• 1:37:51
  oh, boomers! This therapy. I don't need to hear
• 1:37:57
  them defend the product. I already know it doesn't
• 1:37:59
  need to be defended. It's great. But then there's
• 1:38:03
  this headline that makes weed look bad. Mother
• 1:38:06
  says she is just heartbroken. Her daughter was
• 1:38:08
  told she will not be allowed to walk across the
• 1:38:10
  stage at graduation. She got a call this morning
• 1:38:13
  to pick her daughter up from school and was told
• 1:38:15
  it stemmed from her taking what she believed
• 1:38:17
  was candy from another student and later turned
• 1:38:19
  out to be an edible. Wow. And the Midwest goes
• 1:38:22
  by the rules way too much. But by the way, that
• 1:38:26
  was Indiana, so fuck them. Time for Fresno News.
• 1:38:51
  I'm so raw, unfiltered, true spray. Fresno's
• 1:38:54
  posting every word that he say. No sugar coat,
• 1:38:57
  no bow, no disguise. I'll be in the booth. Fresno,
• 1:39:00
  here's it live. Fresno, no, he don't hold back.
• 1:39:03
  It's so bold, keep the city on track. Now it
• 1:39:06
  is, no fear, no doubt. Ryan, I'll be today. Hot
• 1:39:10
  97, 27 waves hitting the air. He got the hype,
• 1:39:14
  but his voice takes you there. Talk so tall,
• 1:39:17
  every line's a skyscraper. Man talk, he a walking
• 1:39:22
  headline. Everywhere to spark, got the city in
• 1:39:25
  line. Critics wanna squawk, but they can't outshine.
• 1:39:28
  Happy hour forever, Fresno's on shrine. Microphone
• 1:39:31
  king, six, nine stature. Truth he slings, Fresno's
• 1:39:35
  main rapture. Catch him on the dime. Oh, my mic
• 1:40:02
  was off. I never sounded better! Let's get to
• 1:40:08
  Fresno News right now. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic!
• 1:40:14
  Sword -wielding suspect, the Mariposa County
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  Sheriff's Office is trying to locate 41 -year
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  -old Jonathan Bays. He's accused of attempted
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  murder after a man was attacked late Saturday
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  night. Thanks for joining us for action. He just
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  looks like a loser. Mmm! And there's this. A
• 1:40:31
  Visalia child abuse case against a former special
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  education teacher has been dismissed. Prosecutors
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  say it's because the charges were filed just
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  days too late, missing the statute of limitation.
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  Ah, I love that. Man, T .I. is really lucky he
• 1:40:46
  had the statute of limitations. We're learning
• 1:40:51
  a Fresno County Sheriff's deputy was arrested
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  on Wednesday, then released on bond. He faces
• 1:40:57
  two counts of sexual battery. You're telling
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  me the cop's getting protected? No way! Crazy!
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  Frightening fire, part of a North Valley family's
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  property burns down, along with the elaborate
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  decorations for their well -known haunted house.
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  Ah, that sucks. That's definitely the most haunted
• 1:41:14
  thing to happen there! An intercession. A look
• 1:41:19
  at the Fresno Police Department's first responder
• 1:41:21
  drone in action. This is video from Tuesday.
• 1:41:24
  Police got a report of a restraining order violation
• 1:41:26
  in northwest Fresno. The drone unit was called
• 1:41:29
  in and spotted the suspect leaving the area on
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  an e -scooter. The person didn't notice he was
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  being tracked from overhead. Yeah, it's got to
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  suck. You got to call it. But you're an idiot!
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  All right. As we finish every show. Oh, yeah.
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  We finish all over. No, as we finish. It is a
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  time for the thing that is known as a Cleveland
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  News. Oh, it's going to be good. You're going
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  to love it. You're going to be hanging out. Static
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  crackle, mic pops, the hour is hoppy Cleveland
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  skyline foggy, steel mills choppy City on the
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  Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never sloppy Radio waves,
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  carry tails, but they ain't gloves Concrete jungle,
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  potholes where dreams collapse Downtown echoes,
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  the cabs, the faded cabs Past the preaching hustle,
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  corner kids trading maps Where the vibes Midwest,
• 1:42:29
  but the struggle overlaps Cleveland news, where
• 1:42:32
  the truth gets raw Rust belt blues, every crack,
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  every flaw Until the takes, no sugar, no draw
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  Hoppy on the mic, spittin' facts, no law Back
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  alleys whisper, still grit in the air Hoppy pullin'
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  cards, city troops lay bare Bar sharper than
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  the skyline, no time to spare Opinions heavy
• 1:42:50
  as the lake, but he don't care Radio days, static
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  hum in the booth Voice boomin' through the speakers,
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  hittin' with the truth Tower city shadows, echoing
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  the youth Uncut, unpolished, Cleveland's the
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  proof Hoppy blends, no rose tint Just grind every
• 1:43:06
  segment A slice of Cleveland's mind From the
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  flats to the heights So a Reese combines Unfiltered,
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  unbothered, unrefined Let's do it right now,
• 1:43:32
  baby. Yeah! Happy Hot Topic! Now to scary moments
• 1:43:37
  in an apartment building. Police, fire, and SWAT
• 1:43:40
  teams swarming the scene after a standoff overnight.
• 1:43:44
  Noel Williams has the breaking details on how
• 1:43:46
  it all unfolded. Many tenants at Westbury Apartments
• 1:43:51
  in North Olmsted tell me they're learning about
• 1:43:53
  an overnight standoff for the first time this
• 1:43:55
  morning. So here's what 19 News is learning from
• 1:43:58
  North Olmsted police. They say they were trying
• 1:44:00
  to get... Oh, they love to let you know, but
• 1:44:02
  you never got it! ...man out of the building
• 1:44:05
  that was threatening not only to hurt himself,
• 1:44:08
  but another person. I was shocked. I'm a light
• 1:44:12
  sleeper. Kevin Morgan is trying to figure out
• 1:44:15
  how he slept through this standoff in front of
• 1:44:18
  his Westbury apartment in North. Probably just
• 1:44:20
  stress. Boomstead. These videos were captured
• 1:44:24
  by a tenant overnight as police and fire crews
• 1:44:28
  were trying to arrest an unidentified man. All
• 1:44:32
  right, so there's that. Then there's this. The
• 1:44:36
  president of the Cleveland Police Officers Union
• 1:44:38
  has sharp criticism tonight of the city's mayor
• 1:44:41
  and the city's police chief after five cops were
• 1:44:44
  injured over the weekend. It was a... Of course,
• 1:44:47
  the mayor's a moron! ...theotic scene Saturday
• 1:44:49
  when somebody shot at police then took off on
• 1:44:52
  a long car chase. News 5 is... That's just another
• 1:44:54
  dang clam. investigator jonathan walsh is with
• 1:44:58
  us now and jonathan we do finally have some good
• 1:45:00
  news to share absolutely the cleveland police
• 1:45:02
  patrolman's association rob says that the five
• 1:45:04
  injured cops are now at home recovering after
• 1:45:08
  being injured during that wild scene so there's
• 1:45:11
  that then there's this right here they're back
• 1:45:16
  on and running and i'm cool with that In the
• 1:45:20
  dark, and now streetlights are back up and running
• 1:45:23
  on Cleveland. It's already a dark city. You need
• 1:45:25
  your lights. One's east side, but once 19 News
• 1:45:29
  started working with Cleveland Public Power on
• 1:45:31
  this story, we didn't just stop there. Colt Molesky
• 1:45:34
  has more. Ah, so they're going to talk about
• 1:45:36
  the streetlights. It's like if Gotham was a real
• 1:45:39
  city. Here's the Cavs fans after they lost game
• 1:45:44
  three. We know how it looked inside Rocket Arena.
• 1:45:48
  Let's go outside Rocket Arena to Remy Murray.
• 1:45:51
  Remy, how'd it look out there? Well, Doss, I
• 1:45:55
  was trying to be a little bit respectful, but
• 1:45:57
  there is a big crowd of Knicks fans, and this
• 1:45:59
  is not how Cavs fans wanted the game. You're
• 1:46:03
  losers! Ah, that's how it ended, bitch. All right,
• 1:46:13
  a busy night, of course, in downtown, along with
• 1:46:16
  the Guardians. Yeah, fine! So is downtown Cleveland.
• 1:46:19
  They couldn't handle it. They're not used to
• 1:46:22
  people actually wanting to be there. Mm -hmm.
• 1:46:24
  Turning home and the Cavs, unfortunately, eliminated
• 1:46:28
  from the playoffs. But despite both of those
• 1:46:30
  losses, businesses benefited greatly from all
• 1:46:33
  the action. Keith McCarthy live downtown. God,
• 1:46:36
  I just want to try and hide. Stop! Stop! They
• 1:46:45
  got to work on that seven -second delay, man.
• 1:46:47
  Yeah, Chris, plenty of Cavs fans we talked to
• 1:46:50
  tonight are pretty bummed after this tough loss.
• 1:46:53
  But we also talked to Knicks fans earlier this
• 1:46:55
  evening who tell us they didn't want to miss
• 1:46:57
  this big game right here in Cleveland. Let's
• 1:47:01
  go, Knicks, baby! Let's go, Knicks, baby! Let's
• 1:47:04
  go, Knicks! Ah, there you go. That is what happened.
• 1:47:09
  Ah, they opened up a new Raising Cane's in Cleveland.
• 1:47:13
  That's good. And there's this, right? New tonight,
• 1:47:18
  an Ohio family pushing to change the law aimed
• 1:47:20
  at stopping convicted violent offenders from
• 1:47:24
  profiting off their crimes through social media.
• 1:47:26
  That's good. There seems to be a lot of criminals
• 1:47:29
  over there. parking pain these signs started
• 1:47:34
  showing up last week at downtown cleveland parking
• 1:47:37
  pay stations they warn drivers those payment
• 1:47:39
  kiosks are not working so what's going on when
• 1:47:43
  will they be fixed news 5 investigator scott
• 1:47:46
  noel digging for answers tonight when brenda
• 1:47:49
  espino pulled up to work she couldn't believe
• 1:47:51
  her good luck so i was coming this way and i
• 1:47:55
  saw it so i made a u right there and i Parked
• 1:47:59
  right there. But when she went to pay for that
• 1:48:01
  spot on West St. Clair, this is what she found.
• 1:48:05
  Ascension Parkers. Pay stations in this area
• 1:48:08
  are temporarily out of service. And my interest
• 1:48:11
  in this story is out of service. Breaking news.
• 1:48:17
  A hometown football star is now part owner of
• 1:48:19
  the Cleveland Guardians. The team confirming
• 1:48:21
  that Cleveland Heights native Travis Kelsey bought
• 1:48:24
  a minority stake in the franchise. That's a kid.
• 1:48:28
  And there's this. Okay, some animal cruelty in
• 1:48:32
  Avon Lake is under investigation tonight after
• 1:48:34
  police say a cat was found shot with a pellet
• 1:48:37
  gun. So detectives aren't only looking for who
• 1:48:39
  did that, but are looking into tips from circulating
• 1:48:42
  social media posts. So there's that. Man, if
• 1:48:45
  Luna was that cat, I'd get shot at. You would
• 1:48:50
  never hear the last of it. You'd be like, shut
• 1:48:53
  up! And then she would go and want to cuddle.
• 1:49:00
  Right now. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
• 1:49:45
  listening to this next song, you can skip over
• 1:49:47
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• 1:49:50
  in his selection, so stick around, folks. Here's
• 1:50:15
  Akon and Nicole Scherzinger with Family Son.
• 1:50:17
  Sit on my lap. Right into you, cause my life
• 1:51:50
  has gotten a lot better You got caught, but I
• 1:51:53
  didn't sweat it Cause I know you'll be there
• 1:51:55
  for me no matter the weather I just wanna see,
• 1:51:58
  thanks for being there for me everyday Even when
• 1:52:00
  I got taken away, wanted to get away Made me
• 1:52:04
  stronger to continue the faith Made me give up
• 1:52:07
  the life I had in the streets It's rough and
• 1:52:10
  I be needing to hold on Never question that you're
• 1:52:13
  the one that I call on Just wanna show you I
• 1:52:16
  appreciate it Thank you for the rest of them
• 1:52:18
  no matter what the - around every Sunday, you
• 1:54:46
  might realize, I live in Cleveland. How the hell
• 1:54:54
  did this happen? Did I used to eat babies in
• 1:54:58
  a former life? And then you're looking around
• 1:55:00
  at your tiny little house that you can't afford
• 1:55:02
  because of the mortgage crisis and your horrible
• 1:55:04
  little floppy kids who lost diabetes by the time
• 1:55:06
  they're eight because they live on corn syrup
• 1:55:08
  and lye. And then you look at your big bloated
• 1:55:12
  mess of a life and you Did you regret anything
• 1:55:27
  that you said about Cleveland? I didn't regret
• 1:55:29
  it at all. Do you like it? Do you think Cleveland's
• 1:55:34
  cool? I mean, I never heard anybody say, I'm
• 1:55:36
  going to Cleveland on vacation. I mean, what's
• 1:55:40
  so great about Cleveland? Finally, I'm one of
• 1:56:33
  those guys who can't wait to get to work in the
• 1:56:35
  morning. Like a dairy cow. Yeah, hey, I'd like
• 1:57:10
  a $9 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh, do you have
• 1:57:14
  a $91 ,000 one? Yeah, good, and if you got an
• 1:57:18
  albino, send her up, too. In, like, 20 minutes,
• 1:57:21
  I'm gonna be asleep, so get them up here. I had,
• 1:57:24
  like, half a bottle of melatonin, six beers,
• 1:57:27
  this whole f***ing bucket of chicken. Oh! Dr.
• 1:57:57
  Quinn. I just thought that was a nickname. You
• 1:58:01
  know, like Dr. Grace. God. God, you're stupid.
• 1:58:08
  God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass. What
• 1:58:14
  is it now, Hooper? Have you turned on the TV
• 1:58:16
  lately? No, why? You'd be nuts to pass up on
• 1:58:51
  this offer. I mean, someone at church, and in
• 1:58:55
  the night light or something. Oh, wouldn't that
• 1:58:56
  be nice? Wouldn't they put them firecrackers
• 1:58:59
  up your butthole? Now, that's a good... No, not
• 1:59:02
  that specific. But why? That's how I met your
• 1:59:05
  great -grandpappy. Oh, he loves him the butthole.
• 1:59:08
  I told you not, never ever not, no damn, don't
• 1:59:11
  ever verbally that man's name in the house again.
• 1:59:14
  Oh, I don't think you said his name. You're a
• 1:59:30
  real live robot. Or is that some kind of cheesy
• 1:59:37
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  It doesn't look so shiny to me. It's shinier
• 1:59:44
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