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965 - Pop and Bravo with John Hill · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

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  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, Welcome to Pink Shade. It's Thursday, so it's
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  Speaker 1: pop a Bravo And if you're watching on YouTube, you
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  Speaker 1: can see my gorgeous, gorgeous guest. It's John Hill.
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  Speaker 2: Hey John, Hi, thank you for having me back.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, my buddy.
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  Speaker 3: What's up?
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  Speaker 1: Hey John? I'm so excited you have a new podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, listen, you inspire me. It's it's kind of
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  Speaker 3: a Bravo podcast. You did, you did?
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  Speaker 1: It's really every so often somebody comes up with the
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  Speaker 1: name of something and then I realize I'm just really
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  Speaker 1: not one of those people that is with penny or
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  Speaker 1: comes up with puns or can name things. The name
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  Speaker 1: of your show is show Pony, which is dead on perfect.
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  Speaker 3: You like it, I love it, I love it good.
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  Speaker 2: I've been thinking about it, honestly, it's an It's.
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  Speaker 3: A name I've been throwing around. Didn't know if it
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  Speaker 3: was going to be for a show or for like
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  Speaker 3: a book proposal. I had thought about that for a second,
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  Speaker 3: and then it just seemed like the right right thing
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  Speaker 3: to do. And I never wanted to have a Bravo podcast.
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  Speaker 3: I always thought that's Andy's thing. That's you know, there's
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  Speaker 3: so many out there. I don't really need to throw
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  Speaker 3: my hat in that ring. And then I thought about it,
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  Speaker 3: and I like interacting with Bravo people. That's our bread
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  Speaker 3: and butter. That's who's attention to our serious show.
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  Speaker 2: And I my prom said, why don't you just do
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  Speaker 2: a Bravo podcast?
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  Speaker 3: And then I thought, I am, I guess uniquely qualified
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  Speaker 3: to talk about Bravo. I produced a lot of Bravo shows,
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  Speaker 3: Project Runway, Kathy Griffin, Life on the d List, watch
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  Speaker 3: Rappins Live for four years.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and don't forget about Tori and Dean, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't think that was That was on Oxygen okay.
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  Speaker 3: And then some of the you know, other Bravo shows.
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  Speaker 3: You can watch the intro to the to the podcast
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  Speaker 3: and here all about it. But then I realized that
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  Speaker 3: I thought, you know what, what if I go back
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  Speaker 3: and watch some of the vintage things because I never
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  Speaker 3: watched Workout and I've watched Tabitha Takes Over. I watched
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  Speaker 3: that later on, but yeah, I never saw Workout. So
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  Speaker 3: I'm starting with Workout and I'm just kind of doing
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  Speaker 3: like a deep.
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  Speaker 1: Dive Jackie Warner. Yeah, yeah, and have you found out
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  Speaker 1: what where she is now?
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  Speaker 3: What's she doing? Oh yeah, she's chiming in. Not really,
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she wants us to come to she lives
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  Speaker 3: in Ohio. Now listen to episode three. Okay, okay, And
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  Speaker 3: because she's interviewed her five times, Jess Rothschild and Jackie
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  Speaker 3: listened to the episode or watched it on YouTube and
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  Speaker 3: chimed in, Rebecca has chimed in.
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  Speaker 2: They're all paying attention.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, well that's good for you then, okay, good.
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  Speaker 1: I love Jess Rothschild. I haven't listened to that episode,
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  Speaker 1: but when I saw you, I love it well because
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  Speaker 1: I love her and I love you, and I saw
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  Speaker 1: when you had her on, I go, oh, this is
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  Speaker 1: a great pairing.
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  Speaker 3: It's great. And definitely watch that one. You know, I'm
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  Speaker 3: editing it all myself too. I took the opportunity to
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  Speaker 3: learn this stuff instead of I do another podcast and
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  Speaker 3: we just ship it off to an editor and then
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  Speaker 3: they make whatever they want out of it, like this one.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, well, and that's the way.
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  Speaker 2: It kind of should go.
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  Speaker 3: You know, there's people who there's the editors, and then
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  Speaker 3: there's you doing your thing and then but for this one,
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  Speaker 3: I was like we were off work for one week
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  Speaker 3: at Serious, me and Ay were off work and I
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  Speaker 3: was like, you know what, I don't just try to
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  Speaker 3: learn it myself.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't I was a producer for fifteen.
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  Speaker 3: Years, like not for nothing, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 3: Like I do know these things, and so it really
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  Speaker 3: I just put a little time into it, figured it out.
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  Speaker 3: So like everything you hear or see, I shot myself
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  Speaker 3: and edited myself, so like listen, the audio can probably
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  Speaker 3: it needs some work, especially in the last one because
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  Speaker 3: I did a remote episode or not a remote episode.
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  Speaker 3: I did a like a field episode. I went into
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  Speaker 3: the field and reported it like with little mic, so
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  Speaker 3: it's not as polished, but I'm putting music in there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going myself. It's hard to me too.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard sometimes that'd thing and I'll say to Inger
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  Speaker 1: and I go, I know, there's just like this ten
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  Speaker 1: seconds I want to cut out. And then I've tried
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  Speaker 1: to like put it in a garage band and do it,
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  Speaker 1: and two hours later I cannot get it, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: just like, just do it. I'm gonna have to pay
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  Speaker 1: you one hundred and fifty dollars or whatever. But I
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  Speaker 1: tried to do it, and I can't. I can't do it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to. If you have the time to
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  Speaker 3: just sit and just not throw your hands in the air,
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  Speaker 3: it finally does click.
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  Speaker 2: And when it clicks then it becomes easy.
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  Speaker 3: But I forced myself to just like sit on my
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  Speaker 3: hands and not move until I figured it out.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you also do a lot of like graphics and
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  Speaker 1: fun stuff for your live shows, and so at least
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  Speaker 1: you kind of I like, go, you know how to
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  Speaker 1: do it. I mean I can post on Instagram and.
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  Speaker 3: Put up a TikTok. Takes a while. Takes a while
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  Speaker 3: in this day and age. That's all you really need.
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  Speaker 3: That's you're doing great, sweetie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks, honey, I put it. We put up a
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  Speaker 1: TikTok yesterday or day before from our Monday episode and
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  Speaker 1: something was set about one of the people on Love
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  Speaker 1: after lock Up and he just kind of does a
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  Speaker 1: lot of like slow blinking and people are like, he's
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  Speaker 1: like an animatronic, like one of those furbies or like
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  Speaker 1: the Chuck e Cheese because he has all of this
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  Speaker 1: like so and people were like, oh, well, he's obviously
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  Speaker 1: on something, some drugs or whatever. And then totally got
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  Speaker 1: taken down from TikTok, or they put it up with
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  Speaker 1: no audio.
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  Speaker 2: Oh because you said something about drugs.
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  Speaker 3: Drugs. Uh huh, that's interesting. TikTok is very sensory. I
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  Speaker 3: feel like on Instagram you can just say whatever. I'm
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  Speaker 3: seeing the craziest things on Instagram, and I see for
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  Speaker 3: some reason, the reels that get pushed to you, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: are depraved, and the.
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  Speaker 1: Reels that you repost. I literally wrote you recently it
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  Speaker 1: was like, where do you find this shit? And you're like,
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  Speaker 1: it just.
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  Speaker 2: Comes to me, It just comes.
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  Speaker 3: There's one and I have never reposted this, but there's
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  Speaker 3: there's one lady in Thailand who wears a ball gown
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  Speaker 3: and goes up behind elephants and catches their poop in
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  Speaker 3: her dress and then throws them in the air like
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  Speaker 3: she's so happy that there's balls of poop, elephant poop,
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  Speaker 3: and it's it's crazy, like a diamond tierra and a
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  Speaker 3: huge ball gown and just she catches the poop.
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  Speaker 1: And then it's not like she goes and creates art
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  Speaker 1: with it.
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  Speaker 3: No, No, the action of catching the poop in the
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  Speaker 3: ball gown is the real. And then once I watched
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  Speaker 3: that one, all I was getting was ladies in ball
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  Speaker 3: gowns and Thailand catching elephant poop.
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  Speaker 2: It's just crazy. What the internet is insane?
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  Speaker 1: Ya, Well, you know what will they think of next?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe that's what we should do. Maybe we should
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  Speaker 3: do that for our next chapter of our lives with
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  Speaker 3: the tailand and catch shit.
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  Speaker 1: Listen. I don't want anything to do with any kind
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  Speaker 1: of poop, and I definitely don't want to stand behind
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  Speaker 1: an elephant. I feel like that's a good way to
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  Speaker 1: get like kicked or something trampled. Trampled. Yeah, okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry that you're receiving that, and now that we're
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  Speaker 1: talking about it, I'm going to be receiving it.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: I I don't want it. I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want anything about poop. Okay, Now this is
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  Speaker 1: a strange segue, But are you watching the Karen Reid trial.
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  Speaker 3: I was just talking to a friend of mine who
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  Speaker 3: went to high school with her, Okay, And.
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  Speaker 2: The answer for me is no.
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  Speaker 3: But it's on my list of things to because I've
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  Speaker 3: been seeing it in the news for months and I
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  Speaker 3: keep saying, you have to sit down and look at this.
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  Speaker 3: But I've been so busy with th stuff, learning how
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  Speaker 3: to produce podcasts exactly, and he gave me the rundown.
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  Speaker 3: I'm fascinated with what I the little that I know.
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  Speaker 3: But I haven't been watching the trial. Well.
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  Speaker 1: I mean when I came on with you and you
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  Speaker 1: heard in the background was literally watching live.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, it's right now, right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's right now. But what I do is I watch
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  Speaker 1: Emily D. Baker at who I met in person at bravokn.
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  Speaker 1: Actually she's wonderful and so she covers it live. But
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  Speaker 1: what she does is like she pauses and then she
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  Speaker 1: kind of talks about this or that or the legal
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  Speaker 1: or her you know, thoughts, and then she like when
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  Speaker 1: it comes to lunch and stuff like zoom zoom past
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  Speaker 1: it and kind of be live again because she's done
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  Speaker 1: so much pausing. It's like when you're a DBR and
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  Speaker 1: you can catch up right, which is nice. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: after I'm done with this, I'll go back to it.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be a couple hours behind, but that's okay.
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  Speaker 2: And is Nancy Grace covering it?
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  Speaker 3: Is?
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  Speaker 2: Is it just everyone's thing?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if Nancy Grace is covering it?
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  Speaker 3: And what do you think? Do you think that she
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  Speaker 3: killed him. Do you think it was an accident? The
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  Speaker 3: kind of the working theory is that they were drunk.
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  Speaker 3: It was sort of an accident. There was a fight,
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  Speaker 3: but it wasn't premeditated. But it's just a mess.
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  Speaker 1: Oh the amount of drinking, Like, I mean.
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  Speaker 3: That's what this guy said, he because he wow, he
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  Speaker 3: was saying. He was just like what they're not saying
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  Speaker 3: is that it's just all based on alcoholism.
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  Speaker 1: I mean every single person is ship faced drunk driving,
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  Speaker 1: every single person.
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  Speaker 2: He took a roadie in the car with.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, with a glass a glass, not even like a
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  Speaker 1: like not even like can I get it in a
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  Speaker 1: plastic up, just like a glass from the bar, pure
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  Speaker 1: like why blizzard conditions and just driving around, just cops
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  Speaker 1: driving around. There was this one cop that we found
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  Speaker 1: out in the last trial that had literally like left
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  Speaker 1: his service weapon in somebody else's private vehicle, had driven
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  Speaker 1: his police car drunk many times.
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  Speaker 3: Honey, I mean just bad.
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  Speaker 1: So this particular night, they were also shit faced and
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  Speaker 1: they were going for an after party at this house
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  Speaker 1: and that's when she dropped They had a fight. She
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  Speaker 1: dropped him off and left and they have her like
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  Speaker 1: logging into the wi Fi at at the home, like,
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  Speaker 1: so they know when she was there, when she left,
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  Speaker 1: because she logged into the WiFi back.
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  Speaker 3: At the house.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a matter of did she accidentally hit him
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  Speaker 1: and drive off, or did he go into the house,
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  Speaker 1: had an altercation with somebody, the dog bit.
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  Speaker 2: Him, stumbled into the snow and then.
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  Speaker 1: Fell out into the snow, or they put him out
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  Speaker 1: in the snow and said, and we'll just pretend like
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  Speaker 1: a plow hit him. Their friend, by the way, their friend.
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  Speaker 1: It's not an enemy, as our friends insane. So there's
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  Speaker 1: enough reasonable doubt in my opinion that they're In my opinion,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how a jury could hear all this
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  Speaker 1: and be like, well, she probably still did it, because
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  Speaker 1: it's like or probably the dog bit him and he
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  Speaker 1: fell in the snow. I mean, you can't, there's no
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  Speaker 1: way to tell.
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  Speaker 2: There's a reasonable doubt.
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  Speaker 1: That's it's reasonable doubt.
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  Speaker 3: It's crazy to think that they can trace your steps
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  Speaker 3: and see what wi fi you logged into.
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  Speaker 2: You got to be everything. Yeah, I've better never commit
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  Speaker 2: a crime. I am screwed.
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  Speaker 1: If so, I'm always like, yeah, track me, I don't
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  Speaker 1: give I.
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  Speaker 3: Have no privacy. I just I don't even know my
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  Speaker 3: passwords to have.
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  Speaker 2: It's all the same. I've had the same password.
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  Speaker 3: I shouldn't say this out loud, but I have the
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  Speaker 3: same passwords that I had since college.
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  Speaker 1: Like I know, but now that you have to change
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  Speaker 1: because my credit card, WI want to just get compromised.
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  Speaker 1: And I had to like, yeah, that's the whole thing.
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  Speaker 3: That's the whole thing. I know.
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  Speaker 1: You don't. You need to add an extra exclamation point
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  Speaker 1: at the end of the beginning.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, just do that.
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  Speaker 1: Go in and just add an exclamation point in the
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  Speaker 1: beginning that I can do. That'll be just enough to
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  Speaker 1: make them quit sending you alert that say Google says
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  Speaker 1: you've used this password eight hundred and twenty sixths.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's like your password has been discovered in a breach.
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  Speaker 3: And it's like, no shit, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 1: Are the cops coming to get you right now?
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  Speaker 2: I do apologize. I'm in New York City.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like they are coming to your door. You are,
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  Speaker 1: Karen Read, They're coming to get you.
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  Speaker 3: And that was nothing there. I was on a phone
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  Speaker 3: call earlier today and it just wouldn't stop.
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  Speaker 2: And it's right.
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  Speaker 3: I'm right in the heart of the West village. And yeah,
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  Speaker 3: for reason is just this corner is they're always here
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  Speaker 3: look for me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're no where you are, They're looking for you.
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  Speaker 1: They got the helicopters out. I'm reading Graydon Carter's book
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  Speaker 1: right now.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, how's that?
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  Speaker 1: It's really good. I mean, i'm reading it. I don't
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  Speaker 1: do audio books. I'm reading it, and it's really good.
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  Speaker 1: Now what I had just found out, I'm eighty percent
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  Speaker 1: through the book. Now, what I've just found out is
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  Speaker 1: he owns Waverley Inn, which I did not know.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know that either, I love I know.
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  Speaker 1: Now let me tell you what's fascinating about that is
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  Speaker 1: that I have sat next to him at Waverley Inn.
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  Speaker 1: Ingrid and I write a table and he was at
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  Speaker 1: the table next to us, which appeared to be you know,
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  Speaker 1: a wife and a child, you know, an adult child.
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  Speaker 1: And then on the booth behind was liv Tyler and
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  Speaker 1: her mother.
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  Speaker 2: Oh goodness.
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  Speaker 1: Now, of course you can't get your phone out to
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  Speaker 1: Google to take nothing. You just Ingrid and I just
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  Speaker 1: have to and you know Ingrid and I both very well,
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  Speaker 1: we have to just whisper and guess amongst ourselves. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: And we were just talking about how gorgeous Live Tyler
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  Speaker 1: is it's so dark in the Waverley End that well,
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  Speaker 1: everybody looks good. Everybody looks good, and the book is
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  Speaker 1: so great. But so what he says in the book
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  Speaker 1: is that he owns it, and when they first opened it,
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  Speaker 1: he did the seating chart every night because he would know, like,
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  Speaker 1: if this person comes in, they won't want to sit
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  Speaker 1: near this person, or we might know that this person
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  Speaker 1: is like famous, I want to go at the back
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  Speaker 1: or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: I'm surprised you have the time to do that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's in charge of Vanity Ferris, a pretty big deal.
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  Speaker 1: So then I was like, so the ninth in Ingrad
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  Speaker 1: and I came in, did he put himself next to
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  Speaker 1: Live Tyler? And then be like, whoever these randoms are
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  Speaker 1: that we don't know, they want to know who we
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  Speaker 1: are put him next to us.
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  Speaker 3: Or maybe he saw your name and he wanted to
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  Speaker 3: be close to the Pink Shade universe.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I am one hundred percent sure that's not
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  Speaker 1: the case. But we did get to look at Live
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  Speaker 1: Tyler all night and she does sort of glow gorgeous, incredible,
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  Speaker 1: And then at the end he spoke to her and
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  Speaker 1: was like, oh, and she's like, it's so good to
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  Speaker 1: see you. Yeah, great book, ten out of send recommend.
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  Speaker 1: I love that place too. I've been. The last time
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  Speaker 1: I went, I was with my son. I'd taken him
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  Speaker 1: to New York. We went to go and see that.
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  Speaker 1: This was only like two years ago to the Harry
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  Speaker 1: Potter thing, because I'd taken my daughter to see it too.
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  Speaker 3: I want to see that.
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  Speaker 1: It's really good, especially if you've read the books and
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  Speaker 1: know the story.
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  Speaker 3: It's good. We're not supposed to tend to leave supporting jk. Rowling,
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  Speaker 3: but I did. I did appreciate the books.
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  Speaker 1: I know that technically we're not supposed to be supporting her,
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  Speaker 1: but she's a good writer. I mean, what are we
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  Speaker 1: gonna do?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 2: The books are good. I love those movies too.
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  Speaker 1: You know, my daughter identifies as by and she still
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: last Chick fil A.
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  Speaker 2: So that happen a lot of people do a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Listen.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you can't quit the hate chicken and.
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  Speaker 2: I did it not too long ago. Sometimes you need it.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: Oh there's that good Chick fil A bright in New York.
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  Speaker 1: You can just like walk right by. It's right there
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  Speaker 1: on that corner Time Square now you have a show
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: on XEM so you're on every day with Andy, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: five days a week in the mornings. And then you
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: have your own show, The John Hill Show. Yes, formerly
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: known as The News with John.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: Hill, formerly known as The Fields.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: It's formally known as The Fields. You've had, like like Prince,
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: just keep changing.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: Just keep changing. So what is this is the best
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: version of it?
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: The John Hill Show. But you do talk about news
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: like the Elephant Catching.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: Which is headline news.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: Yes, we do talk about news because it's live. I
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: feel like the beauty of podcasts are that you know
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: you have it coming up. You can research, you can watch,
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: you can make notes, but live, whatever you have planned
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: may change by the time you turn the radio on.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: So we like to just the night before. I'm looking
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: all week and all the time, but like the night before,
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: we really kind of solidify. Okay, here are the things
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: that just broke. Let's put these in, and then the
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: morning of we throw some things in there too, just
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: to make sure it's something you want to tune into
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: my show because you know that I'll be talking about
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: the stuff that maybe you don't even know yet.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: That's very true. That's very true. Do you have anything
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: that you're going to be discussing this week that would
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: be something I definitely wouldn't know. Actually, I'm so immersed
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: in Karen read that. If it's not that, then I
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: don't know anything else.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: This is interesting that you asked that because Andy and
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: I did our show and we didn't even get to news.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: So I can just tell you all the news. I
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: have the stuff that we no one's ever heard yet.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'll just run through the real quick. You tell
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: me when to stop.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: Okay, you don't even have to. Some of this is
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: stupid and it's just a spark conversation for Andy, Okay.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: Jacqueline Loriita posts a jarring video after massive facelift and
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: next surgery saw it.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: Hilaria Baldwin is.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: Claiming that her fluctuating Spanish accent is due to a
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: medical condition ADHD and dyslexia likely.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Story, Okay, making a note to circle back continue.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Weight Watchers files for bankruptcy. I think we all knew
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: this was going to happen eventually.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: All rip.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: You know, weight Watchers really helped people because not just
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: lose weight, but it helped people process problematic eating, compulsive eating.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: You know it gave them a sense of community, and
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: I feel like that was a really nice.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: I love weight Watchers. I did it for years. Yeah.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: It wasn't even just counting the points, which I know
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: was great. But from what I.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Understand, the people that went really went because they had
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: a support system and goals.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: You were setting in there. You know, it's easy to
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: go get a zempic, but the community.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: So But weight Watchers also added the shots into right
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: part of it because they had to. And Oprah was
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: like a part owner of whitewasters.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: No, I loved White Watchers when I did it.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, rumors are swirling the Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: are hiring Lady Gaga and Elton John for their wedding.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, of course, why not Beyonce if you remember
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: in there.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Sure if you're a billionaire.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: And by the way, I think the blue origin thing
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: was so stupid and it was so offensive. But if
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: you're it's different though, because people like, oh, they shouldn't
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: do it. It's like whatever, if they're being paid twenty
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: million dollars, why not it's a job, like.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: You mean, for the astronauts, No.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: For Lady Gaga and Elton John.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, of course, why not.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: It's a job.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: The other one is kind of like an optional thing.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Did you watch Orgasm inc?
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: No?
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: With that was that documentary about the used to sit.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: In a circle.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: You have to watch it is, John.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: You know me, I'm never going to watch anything that's
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: going to talk about sex like that. No, I'd be
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: way too nervous.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: No, it's but it's true crime. It's about a cult.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: It's like Nexium that they started a yoga studio, and
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: within the yoga studio they were like, oh and we'll
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: also just like focus on the beauty of the female
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: orgasm and how it's this energy source. And it was
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: very like bougie, like chic, upscale, like boutique type of
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: bullshit in San Francisco. Okay, And so that's kind of
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: the setting of the documentary. It's not a sexy situation.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: It's a very upsetting one, but it's fascinating.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: I love any cult anyway.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Oh wait, this is a this is a new documentary,
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: because I'm thinking of an old documentary that talked about
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: that is the same.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: No, you're you're correct, it is that same old documentary,
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: but the leaders of one Taste, which was the name
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: of that cult, Oh Taste.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: I know their trial begins began today.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Oh ines, somebody died?
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: Did people die? Unclear?
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: They were just swindlers, they were ginghawing it up.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Well, they were sex traffickers.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: They were basically getting they were manipulating people.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: I'm paraphrasing. But you got to watch it. It's very good.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: I don't want to, but I don't want to see
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: a bunch of ladies sit around the circle and have orgasms.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: They don't. It's not that this guy's there too. It's
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: it's kind of like I'm telling you, I think like it.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, but you know, I get you know, I'm very
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: like clutch the pearls get nervous. So, but you think
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: I could watch it, then I'll watch it, okay.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Because it's true crime. It's not. Yeah, I think you
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: could turn off if you don't like it.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I'm riding a tree crime next to it, so it'll yeah,
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: tice me cany continue uh.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: Pet Raccoon was found with a meth pipe in his mouth,
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: found in a driver's seat during a drug bus.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: It's a very cute in the driver's seat.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: No, I know, it's cute.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: It's a cute little raccoon.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Oh bless him a Florida suburb, and Miami Dade County
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: is mitigating the peacock population by giving them all vast sectomies.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Whose job is that? Okay?
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Some that ooh. Scientists have to accidentally discovered a new
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: organ in the human body they didn't know was there.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: I'm not a scientist, but I compareaphrase. Basically they were
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: doing they because of the new technology and the microscopics
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: and the dyes they found. We basically have salivary glands
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: kind of like at the top of our soft palette
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: are behind the nose. Okay, does that?
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Does that help me in anyway?
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: No?
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: But I mean, you know, we have some glands we
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: didn't know we had.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, weird first images of Pope Francis's tomb, and I
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: just I love the photos. I want to if I
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: ever have enough money to buy a home, I want
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: to give them the picture of the Pope's tomb and
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: just be like, create this for me to live in.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Maybe just in the Pope's tomb. They'll just move there.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I'll have to look. I'll have to look
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: and say.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Very minimalist, chic modern sleep.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: It's nice, okay, rest in peace, Darling.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: A woman. A woman snuck a cana tuna into cabaret
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: on Broadway and opened it and ate it in the
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: middle of the show. And my joke for that is,
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: it's funny that it was cabaret because Land opens a
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: cantatuna every night in her cabaret. Let's see. A Virginia
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: woman left traumatized after finding a snake in her margarita.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: At a Mexican food restaurant.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Well, how big was the margarita? Then there was a
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: whole snake in there.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: I think I actually did that one on my show.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but it was a live snake. Are
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: you enjoying this or should I.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Stop enjoying it?
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: After the best time, I've got plenty. A Southwest Airlines
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: passenger allegedly stripped naked and pooped on a seat as
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: the plane landed.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: John, So many bad stories. It's so many bad stories.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: This is just the news.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: You know the news.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, it was a Southwest flight two Shogo.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Where was it coming from?
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: Oh? From Philadelphia?
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: She was a woman.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: She took her clothes off and emptied her Bowels on
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: the plane.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Seat well, she was having a bad trip.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: Southwest said, our teams are reaching out to those on
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: board and to apologize for the situation and any delay
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: to their travel plans.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: I would like more than that if I had been
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: on the plane and seen someone take a jomp on
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: a seat. I want a million dollars.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: And you gotta know was she seating Group A, Was
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: she seating Group C? Yeah, I would like a million
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: dollars Group P.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Let's see. Oh the woman who turned herself into a
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: cat with plastic surgery into a cat. That's kind of stupid.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: An Australian woman broke the Guinness Book of World Records
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: for collecting the most minions.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: I know, how do you have so many of these stories?
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: I know I enjoy, I enjoy finding I have. I
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: am so because I used to do this, watch What
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Happens Live too. I have a system, and I know
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: I don't even I can look at a huge, massive
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: headlines and the ones that good they just kind of
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: float out to me.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Read the rest of the crap.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I do want to go back to Hilario bald when
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: if you don't mind, because I did cover that show
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: on this podcast. And I don't mean like I talked
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: about it briefly. I mean we did a full recap
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: all eight episodes.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Did you hate it as much as everyone else?
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: John? I loved it. You loved it.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: I loved it. I loved every a little bit. But
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: I find I find him to be so delightful. I do.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: I find him delightful. I find him funny. I think
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: she is something that's not firing on all cylinders. And
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I love them together because they have found they have
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: really found their person.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: That's true, that is true.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: He just thinks everything she does is amazing and hilarious
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: and we're looking at it like what's happening? And then finally,
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: like towards the end, she addressed her like brand new
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Giant knockers, which she had not addressed the whole time.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is what's happening, right, And then
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: towards the end she had her gay bestie come over
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: and then sort of say like, oh, I know you're looking,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: and he was like, I was trying not to say anything,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: but she did. She did do them after the trial,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: so that was respectful.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you don't want to show it to a
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: murder trial with new tits.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: No, no bad look. I am concerned about the oldest child, Carmen,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: who is eleven and does seem to be forty two.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Now is that the one that has written the beauty
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: skincare book alongside?
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's its running theme, is that Carmen gets
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: in the kitchen and she reads things, and then she
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: makes skin masks to things and puts them on her
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: dad and talks about how he's old. And you know,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: it was a running joke about like, let's try to
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: make dad look better.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: Do you think they have these kids too as like moneymakers?
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: I mean, like an eleven year old selling skincare is
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: just insane to me.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: No, I don't like he said, whenever anything crazy happened
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: in their lives, they would just have another baby.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: So sick they should be locked up.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: We don't need more babies.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: They after the whole murder situation, they had three more kids.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: After that, they only had they only had four, and
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: then they had three more, one with the surrogate. So
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: those two, the two three year olds, are very close
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: in age because she had the boy being carried by
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: a surrogate and she was carrying Nope, that's opposite Lulu
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: was being carried by the surrogate and she was carrying
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Raphael Romeo. I don't know which one of the Fernando,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know. And the youngest baby, whose name is Elaria,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: came after that.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: It's too many. People don't need to be having that
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: many kids.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of children. And he always refers to
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: a seven children and then she'll go, you have eight,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: you have eight, like or she had they have six,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: and she'll she always reminds him that he does have
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: another daughter. Her name is Ireland.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: God, I saw Ireland posted a TikTok. She's she's active
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: on TikTok. I really like Ireland, She's really she.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Likes Laria too. Yeah, kids, they have kids of the
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: same age.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: When I watch a show like that, my problem is
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: I need to watch it as a spectator who's just
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: watching the craziness happened. When I watch any TV show,
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: I always think, how would I like to inter what
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: I like to interact with this person?
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: And I same with like some people on the Valley.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: We'll talk about like Lisa Barlowe, Like they're just people
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: who I see in TV shows where I'm like if
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: I were in this conversation right now, I.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Would they would need the police would need to come.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: I get. I just has such a low tolerance for
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: ass whole behavior, and Hilaria seems like so full of
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: it that I would have a hard time being able
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: to fake it.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: I would be like, what the fuck is your problem?
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: She did say on the show that so she had
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: a Carmen had a British friend, and.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: I heard it. I heard excuse.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Its British friend's sister came over who was sixteen, to
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: do Hilaria's nails. Okay, so the sixteen year old British
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: chick comes over doing her nails, and then she sort
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: of goes into this conversation where you could tell, if
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: you know anything about her, where it's going. She's leading
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: the sixteen year old into, Hey, when you're in Great Britain,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: do you find your accents thicker? And when you're in
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: America you find it's not so much?
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: And then she goes pull the wool over my eyes.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: But you're not from Spain. This girl is from England.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Right, That's what I'm saying.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: Like, I produced docu soaps for so long that I
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: know exactly what, like they organized that they control that
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: they curated. I want someone to walk up there on
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: the street be like, what's happening with your accent?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: So now you're saying she says it's because she has ADHD. Intellect,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: She says she talks about her ADHD just like say
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: on the show, but she never brought up that that's
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: the reason she has the Spanish accent for no reason.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: I have an ADHD diagnosis, so do I and I
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: am speaking just fine.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: I took little, I took. I took the speed as
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: a kid.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: And you know what, it's hard because I'm in recovery
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: and you can't. I don't want to take riddle in
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: our adderall especially, and so I said to my doctor.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: I was like, listen, I'll just leave it as is.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: I don't want to because my mom, to her credit,
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: never medicated us. She and I was too old that
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: it hadn't really like it wasn't really popular yet.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Well me either, I'm older than you, and that's what
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: they gave me. Dex adream like pure speed speed.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, mine, I wasn't hyperactive as a kid. I just
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: had horrible like attention neurodiversity probably yeah, focus couldn't study,
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: couldn't read. I co agree, but you know I could
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: have no retur I just couldn't study. Yeah, And so
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: I think that's why I wasn't like the other kids
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: who were put on the speed were the ones who
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: were bouncing off the walls kind of a lot of
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: times in life, but.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: I was ever bouncing off the walls. Mom was purely for.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the speed. Anyway. The point is I would skinny,
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: and my doctor was like, I said, I don't want to.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: I'd rather leave it as is.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: I'm doing fine, but I do notice in my adult life,
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: like it takes me days, weeks, months to do stuff
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: that taste other people to do in afternoon to do.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: So we talked about it and she was like, you know,
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: it's not that big of a deal. Like you they
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: give adderall the children. I was like, you don't understand.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: If you give me a thirty days supply of adderall,
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: it will be gone by the next morning. I will
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: crushed it up. I would have put it everywhere. And
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: that was just no. And she's like, okay, So she
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: put me on one that's a nonsimilar which don't work
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: as well.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but I think it does help a little bit.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the non stimulants are good for people.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: I'm not speaking like I'm from Madiorca.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: No, you didn't all of a sudden code switch to French.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Right, I mean, and I'm from Texas, and I specifically
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: don't speak like a Texan just because I've always, you know,
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: tried to not.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Do you think that Brittany of the Valley and vander
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Pump has been in LA for ten years and still
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: sounds like she's from the backwoods, like she came out
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: of ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, Like I'm
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: from Mississippi, and I don't. I mean, I do sound Southern,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: but I don't sound like I did or even when
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: I go visit, I sound so much more Southern.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I buy it, actually, because I think
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: when you have that particular accent, it has a lot
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: to do with how you talk to your family back home,
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: and has a lot to do with the way you
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: present yourself, the timing of your speech. I think it
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: has to. It's constantly reinforced, you know what I mean.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Like if she doesn't code switch, Brittany, no.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: And I like, she does seem so authentic, So I
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: kind of I really like her.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Well, I like her too, I'm not. I'm just wondering.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: It's always so interesting, Like some people, yeah, pull an
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: accent so quickly and so easily, and other people just like.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Can't get rid of it. I'm sure that if she
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: had moved to LA with the intent of I am
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: moving out of the South. I want to start a
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: new life, and I want to start a career as
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: a broadcaster, she wouldn't have the accent, you know what
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: But she ye there to continue her life. Yeah.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: I think it's about your mentality too. I think she's
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: just kind of like I am who I am, just
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: in a different city. Yeah.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, Brittany, Well, let's talk about the Valley. Uh, Jax
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Jackson's behavior is pretty triggering for me.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure, and uh.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: So much of the blame and everything is your fault.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: And I'm in this mental health house because of you,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: and you're on a trip and you've in my life.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: And he continues on the Valley after show to talk
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: about how he just wants somebody to check on him.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: He continues to talk about it on the after show.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: He's still talking about how all he wants is somebody
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: to just check it in on him, and really what
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: he wants is somebody to leave him a little note
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: by the coffee maker that says have a good day.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: That's what he wants.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: He's still saying that.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: That's what he was saying on the after show. He's like,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: that's all I wanted from her. I just wondered to
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: check on me. I was like, and her point this
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: episode was, you've been in there for three days, nobody's
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: sending you a care package. Why the fuck do you
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: have your phone? It's a Keisha on our episode we
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: did this week was like, what what should Brittany do?
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I said, if it was me, I would call the
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: facility and said, let me speak to his counselor take
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: his phone. He's in there for three hours and then
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: texting you every fifteen minute.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, no, I've gone through this twice. I've been
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: in treatment twice and they put you on blackout for
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: a month, like and I remember the first time, I
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: was like, why I need my phone and they were
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: so right to not give it to me, and I
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: was kissed.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: But I remember at the end being like, oh my god.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: Had I had my phone on those early days, I
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: would have done so much more damage.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Nothing. I was never mean to people, but I would
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: have been.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: Trying to like clean up mess or apologize to Mark,
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: and you're not in the right frame of mind to
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: do that shit yet. And so I totally felt the
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: same way when she said he's going to group and
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: then rage sexting her.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Because that's that is what happens.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: You go, you start feeling emotions, are realizing things about yourself,
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: and you want to blame someone else so that you Yeah,
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: it's so it's not appropriate.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Yea Jason said this week, Jason said, you know, I've
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: been in contact with him, and he's still blaming Brittany
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: for everything he's not. He's not to the point where
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: you can work on himself yet. And we do know
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: then he only stays there like a week or less
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: or maybe two. I mean, he doesn't say very long
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: on the first stent. He goes back later. But it
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: is so upsetting.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: When I hear that, when I see him, when I
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: hear him, I have that thing now where it is
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: all noise until I hear the thing of oh wow,
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: I realize now you know what I mean, Like it's
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: very simple, but all of it is noise. That anything
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: that has to do with her. She's a wonderful I'm
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: sure that everyone's made mistakes, but like it's not equal.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: He has a problem.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, and if he cleans it up and
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: it is like this and you realize that she's just
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: a horrible partner.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Great, you can get a divorce, but you can't be
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: attacking her.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's it's And he keeps saying, oh, she
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: sent neckad pectures to Julian and pictures of my child.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: He's putting those things together because I think in his
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: mind he wants people to think something weird happened with
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: the photos of the kids. Julian is in their friend group, right,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: and so she just maybe said some boot pictures and
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: then maybe two days later was like, keep this picture here.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I am at tea ball. Look at him and the heat.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: You know, this is what I'm doing. I'm watching him.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: So these things aren't. But he keeps saying it. I
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: think it's his way of trying to be like, it's
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: so weird, it's so weird. Everything she's doing is so weird.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: It's awful.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: And in real.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Time he does do a little of the same behavior. Right,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: He'll say well she did this, that and the other,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: and ah, she was with Julian and I was so like,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: who wouldn't get that mad? But no, no, no, I'm
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: the one that blew up my life. He kind of
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: does a lot of remember she did all these terrible things, which,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: by the way, they were officially separated and living separately,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: and he was banging girls.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: She said.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: The morning she went to take him to rehab, there
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: was literally a neggd woman, a negod woman in his bed.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: And she goes, but I'm in trouble because I sent
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: a picture. You know.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: That is so classic though, and it didn't surprise me.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: When somebody doesn't want to take responsibility, they will use anything,
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: they will do anything, and tell anybody.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Under the bus, you know, I send anybody in the
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: bus to like avoid having to accept responsibility.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and Jack's especially is I think he literally was
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: on like Doctor Drew or something this week podcast. I
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: don't know, but it was something like that where they
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: did like the narcissist test on him, and of course
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: he scored one hundred. But I remember when Stossi first
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: started her podcast, however many years ago, that was she
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: was still she was still in vander pump roles. And
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: so she took her microphone stuff and went and interviewed
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Jack Jacks and did like you know, Vogue dot com
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: or Sassy magazine sociopath test, And she just asked Jax
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: all the questions and he was like every single an sir.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, you're a sociopath.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: He was like, is that bad? You know? Yeah? I
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: mean I would hope that if he really does put
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: a little effort in, maybe he could change.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: But I mean, yeah, I don't know.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: I think if he's a narcissistic sociopath, he's not going
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: to change. But at least maybe he can learn to
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: have empathy for other people or behave properly and not
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: break the mother of your child. You know, maybe he
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: can learn some of these proper behaviors right.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: And unfortunately they can't really right now because they do
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: have a son. But like the answer for her is
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: no contact. That's I agree, only thing that will help it,
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: because it's it's not real. The things he's saying are
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: not we can tell as a viewer even like she's
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: she's being a normal person herself. Yeah, yeah, normal, he's not.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: And so.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: It's it's Yeah, it's concerning. She even said on the
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: other nine and watch what happens live. She's like, even now, Steal,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: he's raised chex to me all the time. Yeah, he can't.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: He just can't stand it.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: We want someone to blame. And and and that's the thing,
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: like if she she's allowing it by letting him contact her,
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: but if it's like.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: At one point, I mean it's.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Abusive, I think he they need to do the thing
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: that a lot of people they're getting divorced do. They have,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: like that that mediac they have like a parent app
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: where both sets of attorneys can see it and so
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: anything that they're texting can come into court and anything
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: that way, you're really and that's the only way they're
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: allowed to contact each other is on this parent's app.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: That would be a good idea for this. Jesse and
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Michelle too, by the way.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean she loves him and she wants
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: him to do well, so I think she wants to
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: give him that chance. But I don't think he deserves
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: that chance right now. And it's like when you learn,
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: you know, when you can behave then we can talk.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: But until then, you can't just reach out and beat
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: me up over the Yeah, I'm sure.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Well the Jesse and Michelle thing, what are your thoughts
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: because people feel pretty like strong, like, oh god, she's
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: like awful whatever, And I'm like, I think that she
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: is maybe bitchy, but she's only reacting to his sort
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: of I don't even know. He's like like like a
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: serial killer. Yeah, he's so like when he said to
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Janet on this episode when he said, you know you're
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: you're playing a game and you're not suited for the game,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: right in front of her husband. He's such a dick.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Janet is another one. I don't think I would
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: enjoy being friends with her.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: I think I would enjoy being friends with her if
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: she was just like funny and messy all the time.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: But I don't wonder her like going behind my back
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: and stirnuphit about me.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah I know.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, But if you were with her and she's being
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: petty and funny and making jokes like she might be
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: a good time.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Now, I think I might be ahead on the Valley.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: What episode just aired? Because I try to Okay.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: They did the race cars, Oh they did they did
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: the circle in the yard.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm of today Okay.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: They had the oh do you maybe you know? Do
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: you know what it is? When the woman she's like
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: a spiritual healer. And then she said she was a
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: sacred photographer.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought she meant aura photographers.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: You know, she didn't. She said a sacred photographer, and
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: I do not know. So we looked that up up.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: We looked up what is a sacred photographer? And all
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: that comes up is like sacred photography dot com. We're
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: a place in Springfield, Missouri that takes pictures of your family.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Like nothing came up an aura photographer. I would understand.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: Maybe she I'm saying, maybe she meant she calls it
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: a sacred photographer. But what she does is she takes
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: pictures and when she you know that thing.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Have you seen them?
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I've seen that yet, and I mean it's.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: It's just kind of like a color bleed in the film,
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: but whatever, it's coming.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: And it tells you that your aura is purple and
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: that means you're sad.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Or yeah, yellow or green?
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: So you've been in LA for a long time. Have
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: you ever had that done?
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: And what's your I mean.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Because it's like a tarot, It's like at parties.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: People will have them. Yeah, I mean you get it
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: and you're like, oh, there's my aur and you get
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: the sense that you know, oh, if we were to
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: take this in thirty minutes, it might be.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: Different, you know.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well it's like a mood ring, right, Yeah.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: I used to love a mood ring.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: Me too, Me too.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I would have a mood necklace and I'd be like,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: what color is it? What color is it? Somebody tell
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: me green? I'm so happy on the valley? Do you
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: have thoughts on the boys chat? Are you in a
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: chat group with thirty people, you know, swapping only fans
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: pictures or whatever.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: No, it is not thirty people. It's four people. But
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: it is like a lifeline I do.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: But are you saying terrible things on there?
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: No, not at all.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: It's jokes, you know, it's your friends, it's my friends.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: There is a hate thread I shouldn't give to many details.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: There is a hate thread from a place I used
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: to work, okay, and it is former and current staff
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: members of that situation, And it is a hate thread
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: about a person we all used to work with. And
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: it's been ten years or around there since we all
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: encountered this person, but it is still alive and kicking
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: to this day. So that is a hate threat, but
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: it is pure hate, and it's just jokes of like, ew,
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: did you see what so and so did today?
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: It's all about Andy Cohen?
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Right, No, but in that universe.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, well now I'm going to try to figure that out.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: No, No, it's nobody, you know, it's just okay.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: I wish you just would have said, like it's Andy
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: and you're gonna have to cut all this out. No,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: that would be funny though. Okay, now, yeah, I don't
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: have I have one big I have a couple of
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: big group chaps. But really it's like we're trying to
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: plan like this weekend that we're going away. Who's available
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: on these dates? Or The other one is called SABD.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: We've talked about it on the show before. SABD means
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: somewhat annoying birthday dinner because a long time Ingrid who
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: you know, we were in this group and we were saying, hey,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: can everybody go to dinner on whatever date? And she
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: wrote back no, because I have to go to Blank's
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: somewhat annoying birthday dinner? Okay, where everybody in the group
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: who you were all young at the time, didn't have
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: tons of money, was all like, everybody needs to give
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: three hundred dollars because we're buying so and so like
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: a product bag. She's like, this is this annoying birthday
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: group I'm in where everybody's got to be rich, and
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: I don't want to buy her a product bag. I
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: want to buy me a product bag. Like, what are
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: we doing right? So, sabd someone annoying birthday Dinner is
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: the name of our group because we founded our own
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: group where we go to birthday dinners and then it's
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: okay if you don't like nobody's feelings or her, and
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: nobody is allowed to bring anything.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: But a card.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Just bring a card.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Wonderful.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: But that group we send a lot of funny stuff
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: on and we do. There is one particular person in
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: our world that we might poke fun at more than others.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's what they're for. I don't understand.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: I don't understand street guys sending Well.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: Maybe I do.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: I mean gay guys all we are talking about are
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: hawk guys. So maybe they were just talking about hot
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: girls all the time, and I guess they are.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: And they're but you know, to say your wife and
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: you're not divorced from is a prostitute, it's pretty bad.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Hm. But yes, but I can see in the context
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: of a boys chat if you're just you have to
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: be able to vent in a safe space. Though, Like
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: it's one thing I can, yes, if you were to
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: be like, oh, she's a horror. I'm not saying that's great,
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: but I can definitely see that, and like he may
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: have needed to say that at the time and then
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: we'll later think.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: She's obviously not a prostitute.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: She's my you know, so what thirty people I know,
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: and he was saying it like they're like it was
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: an actual piece of suspicion.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: I think he was saying it as if it was truth.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, you last year talked to all about the
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: famous director that she was, he said, hooking up with.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: But it's that she was just trying to get business.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: It was Quentin Tarantino.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: You know what it seemed like to me though when
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: he said this again like kind with Jack's it's just
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: this it rereaked of he feels insecure and of course
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: he's imagined like worst case scenario for him in his position,
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: that she's.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Got a billionaire, Like he's just voicing.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: His insecurity, Like I wish they would have been like,
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: okay if.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: She has a full girlfriend, like what does he care?
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: It just reeks of like male insecurity.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: Well, I think he's cute.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: Though, I'm sorry, I know that he's gross now I do.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: When he has a hat on, his hair is interesting, right,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: It's it's very like shaved in the back and very
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: like swooped and wavy in the front, and then he's
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: constantly wearing a headband to shape it in that form.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when he has a hat, I think he's cute.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Otherwise, No, speaking of hair, how's your hair doing? You
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: had you had a robotic hair transplant.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: I had a robotic hare transplant.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: As you can see, it has all fallen out, and
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: then in July these will fill in these side balding spots.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, So that's what happens is that they like zapped
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: it and then it falls out and then it grows back.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: Yes, this is the tough phase because you get excited
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: because you see your new hairline for two weeks and
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: then it all falls out and starts a site a
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: brand new cycle of growth.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: With the new implanet hair in there, but that takes
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: three months.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: It takes a long year, so around middle of the
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: summer these will start to grow in. Okay, yeah, thank
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: you for asking.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Did they take hair from the back and stick it
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: in the front?
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: How bad did it hurt? Because my God told you.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: My cousin had it done. He said it was the
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: worst pain he's ever had in his life.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: When did he have it done?
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: Oh well, like fifteen years ago.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: That's why.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: So now they used to like rip out a session
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: of your cranium.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then put it. Now they the
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: robot takes out every single follicle, one by one from
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: random places in the back. Okay.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: The back was healed within a week because it's just
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: it's going in and taking little hairs out one by one.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's poking holes in your Head's not that great,
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: and then you put some in here so they don't
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: have to rip out a whole thing.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: It wasn't the best, to be honest, it was.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: It doesn't sound great, but it was fine.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: It was okay.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: It was six hours, was the problem.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: I didn't want Yeah like that, and you're just do
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: they have your head strapped to something so that the
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: robot could get at you and you wouldn't like move
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: your head.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: I wasn't strapped, but I was just laying face down,
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: like as if in a massage table, which I that
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: was the hard part is I couldn't breathe, and I
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: was like, what I'm saying, By the way, I have
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: nothing but.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: Good things to say about this company. You should all go.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Get money from the way.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: I have a question.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: If you're laying slide down on your face, then how
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: are they getting it up here by the.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: Top of your head. They do the back first, they.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Fit you out the step in the back.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: Okay, yes, they flip you over, and then they put
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: them in the front in a robot a robot. But
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: the interesting thing is I wanted them to give me
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: a normal looking hair.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: I didn't want it to look like a straight across
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: with yeah.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: Right. So a surgeon came in and kind of placed
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: them like a natural where my natural hair always has been.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: And then the robot comes in and like puts the
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: rest in.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: And then both times taking out and putting it in
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: these like it's like.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: A robotic arm that's coming in.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: Yes, okay, And there's.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: A person operating the you know, monitoring it, and then
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: these like a team of like small ladies with tiny
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: little hands come in and they manually put the hair
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: into the holes that the robot has just dug. That
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: was what I wasn't expressing. It's like, you know, can
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: you write your name on a grain of rice? At
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: six Flags? I was like, what are you guys doing?
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: And they're all just they're going so fast, like putting
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: it in, and I was like, what is happening?
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, John, Wow. Okay, well, so we're
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: going to check back in in July and check out
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: that check out that grow and.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: Curly and luxurious. I doubt it will, but it'll be something.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Did you have to shave your whole head for this?
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you hated that, but it's starting to come
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: and you keep your hair pretty short anyway.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: It was right after I saw you in DC.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: I think I left.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: I think after that show.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: I think, so.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: Are you?
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: What's your next live show?
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: May twenty third in New York City? And then I'm
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: not doing them for a while. I'm writing a new
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: show which is going to be a whole new endeavor.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: I've decided it's been two years of doing this show,
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: and it's always kind of changing, and I just wanted to,
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: you know, two years ago I started getting up just
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: to kind of see what sort of stuff that I
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: like performing, what sort of stuff do audiences want to
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: hear from me? And to reach some people. And as
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: you saw in DC, it was like thirty people. So
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: I'm just taking a little bit of a break in
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: writing a new show and kind.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Of okay, yeah, well but you're doing it at the
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: green Room.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Green Room, and that'll still be kind of like my
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: regular show. There'll be the last one for a while,
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: the twenty third green Room, forty two, New York City.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Please come tell your friends. You can also my live
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: stream link you can.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Oh where live stream. And then also I think personally
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: this is a business meeting. Now, I think you should
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: do a show at Bravocon again in November.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: I think now that I have done it once and
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: I have a kind of a good idea of what
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: it is, I think.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: I could and would.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: I think I could be more involved there, and I
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: think I would do a different kind of show. I
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: think I think I would just do like my you know,
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: random Broadway cabaret type of situation. I think I would do.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: More of an event or like a live podcasts.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: You know, so yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, skits and stunts
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: and stuff.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Amy Phillips is currently also like looking for a place
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: to do or show. She doesn't want to do it
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: in that terrible place. Do you guys are that last time?
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: That place was fine, but it just was far. It
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: was just on skid row kind of really.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: I didn't like the area.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: It was like above an Arby's or something.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: I was above a Dick's last resort and behind Denny Denny's.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: It wasn't great. But she's looking for a place to
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: We're looking to do like a like a bunkie meet
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: up while we're there, maybe with with Ryan Bailey, looking
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: to do something. All that's TBD, guys, We'll.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: Do a show Pony show and to talk about workout.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. By then you'll have moved on from workout.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: I want to do work out. I want to do Tabitha. Yeah,
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: and this is not Bravo, but I really want to
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: at some point for Show Pony, I want to go
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: back and do the Anna Na Coole show.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Wow. All right, then let's really quickly talk about Love Hotel.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: You and I were texting about it last night. On
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: this episode, Nick, okay, Nick the crypto guy. Immediately I
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: didn't like him because ear piercing up here for no reason.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: This is episode two you're talking about, right, yeah, okay,
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: and have you seen episode three yet? No?
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: I don't get screens for shit, John.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: Episode you're I want to talk about episode three when
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: you see it?
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, can you give us a hint?
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: Okay? Awkward?
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Awkward Shannon the door, That's what I'll say.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: I know, bless her.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: This is episode two.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: So Nick has a random ear piercing up here, yes,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: and he's a crypto bro crypto discussion.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: He's like, you have to just get one Bitcoin for
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: your children to make sure they can, you know, survive
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: in this world. And I literally really still don't think
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: cryptos real a real thing.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: I don't either, And I was like, Okay, so she
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: thinks he's cool or whatever, but then she's really into
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: that guy Juile, so she picks him later now for
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: some reason, Ralph on this episode the sounds system specialists
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: from Nashville that has children that are ten and eleven.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Yet he's sixty one. He is people are like digging
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: him this episode. Yeah, I'd like to know who he
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: worked for, because he said he like toured with a
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: lot of bands. I'd like to know. I need actually
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: I need to know.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Need iybe we could find that out.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, could I put you on that task?
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: Yes, but I didn't do the task you told me
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: to know.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: You didn't have you.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you wanted me to ask into a question, and
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: I'm happy. I'm fine to ask it. But I know
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: that he would be like, why are you asking me this?
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: I know he would laugh.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: He would just be like, because we were on the
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: airplane with the Secret Service guys and the one guy
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: was in business class with us, and the other guy
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: came from UH Economy plus. But when they did ding,
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: he jumped up and pushed himself into business class, almost
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: knocktting my husband over, who had stood up to get
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: his bag, and he said, excuse me, I have to
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: get up here, and he kind of point. You could
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: see his earpiece. You know where we're from that we
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: know what the Secret services look like.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: So someone who has Secret Service persc was at sphere
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: seem grateful.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: Dead right, And they were obviously sitting up where we were,
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: one of the rows ahead of us. That we didn't
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: see back and forth to the bathroom. Most congressman or
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: people in leadership, my husband will recognize. So it was
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: nobody that. So I said, well, maybe it was like
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi because I know she and her husband are
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: dead has and Dave said, she's not in leadership. She
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: doesn't have she doesn't have protection anymore, so she wouldn't
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: have Capitol Hill police or anybody like that.
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: When he brings up Sphere next, I will ask him that.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: The person was in the box with Paul McCartney.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: If I asked him that, he'd be like, he wouldn't
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: even want to. When he has spear, I'll.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Ask him he has to ask Paul McCartney what DC
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: person was in the box with you.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: He is not gonna get.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: But he might. But he might not, but he might
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: he might know.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: But he's going to be like, I'm not asking Paul
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: McCartney shi for you, but he might know. He might know.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: So you did fail at that mission.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: I'm admit it.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Maybe you can find out what band Ralph.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: Used to work for.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, Shannon sticks it out with Earl the Pearl. Leave
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: it to Shannon Devout to find the least desirable man
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: on the truck. I don't, and it gets go sideways
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: next week, is what you're telling me.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: With Earl, I don't want to say anything, but.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: It does go it looks like it goes sideways with him.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: I don't want to say anything. I don't want to
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: spoil anything. I don't even know if it goes sideways.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: But kind of yeah, a little bit, but not in
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: a way. That's just you mentioned triggering for you to
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: watch the Jackson Brittany thing. It was triggering for me
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: to watch this moment.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: God, Okay. Giselle likes Jay because, like on paper, she
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: thinks he looks like the kind of guy and he's
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: the kind of guy she normally dates. But she was
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: very interested in Philip because he said he had two houses,
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: one of bel Air and had a house manager. Right,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: do you think Philip is full of shit? Or do
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: you think that Philip lives in bel Air and has
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: a house manager?
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Or was he trying to one up? Was he trying
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: to one up lu Ayne? Who was trying to one
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: up everybody at all times?
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: I mean, he might live in bel Air, he looks
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: like he has a lot of like money, he's put
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: a lot of money into his face work.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, And she said he she likes the way
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: he dressed. I haven't seen him in anything but a
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: tank top, but she said she liked the way he dressed.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: Well, how house manager can also just mean your assistant,
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: your assistant.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Okay. Now leu Ayne sort of likes Mark.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: He's the New York City guy that I had. Megan
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: wea were on last week and she said she had
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: followed Mark for a long time. She knew exactly who
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: he was.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: I miss Megan.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: She's so great, and so she doesn't watch What Happens
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: Live this week guys. So lew Anne likes Mark, and
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: it was very interesting that Megan said she followed him.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: I go, why is he like a male model or
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: something I didn't know about? She says no, because he
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: designed these beautiful buildings and things in New York. She's
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: a designer. She's like, I followed him for years. I
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: couldn't believe when he shut up on the screen.
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: Love Hotel, Love Hotel.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Now she thinks Mark is too much like the guy
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: she dates in New York that's a player. So she
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: tries to move in on Ralph the Nashville guy, but
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: Jerry is very into her. When I was writing these
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: notes to talk to you, I wrote, Jerry looks so
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: much like somebody, and by writing it out, it came
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: to me who it is?
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, I can't picture it?
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: But do you don't think that like Jerry gives that
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: vibe of God. God, he looks like somebody a little bit.
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: I can't picture his face right now. What is it?
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: If you want to google him just to get it
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: in your mind what he looks like. Yeah, Jerry g
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: E R R O. I love Hotel. He he is
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: the surfer who lives He's a retired carpenter who lives
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: in Rico.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: Jerry hold on.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: So the who's the other one, the other kind of
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: silver fox?
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Well, there's Mark from New York that's very good looking.
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, this guy Jerry.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Jerry is the surfer.
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, he looks hot, but I can't figure out
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: who he looks like.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: His mannerisms and on the show, because he was the
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: one that got mad because Ralph was like moving in
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: on Leu Anne or whatever. Jerry, if you watch his
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: mannerisms and whatnot, looks so much more hair than but
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: looks like the guy that plays Gary on White Lotus,
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: the guy who was Jennifer Coolige's ex husband that came
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: on this season.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm looking this photo right here, especially that I'm
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: looking at Yeah, definitely. Yeah.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: As I was typing it out, I was like because
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna ask John and maybe he
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: can put it together. And I was like, it came
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: to me, it's the guy. Notice that actor.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm. They're handsome. He's handsome. Some of all the.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Guys are, okay, I mean Earl not so much. But
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: let's say if there's anybody else we could talk about
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: from these guys. No, I think we covered them all.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: None of them are geographically correct for the.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: People, right.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: I mean Jay is in Boston and Gizella is here
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: in the DC area, So that is about a four
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: hour train ride. Yeah, I mean it's not great.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: Four hours to Boston from there.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: Well, I just added on because it's about three on
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: the sell it to New York. It is Boston just
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: another hour? Is it just way further?
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: I think you're right. I thought it was way further.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: But who knows geography above the Virginia I don't know.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: It's up there, it's you know, I can get to
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: New York.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: I'm always surprised by how far Boston is.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: Actually.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: I think it's so close, but it's not that close.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: So when you're leaving DC, so you do on the
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: train and you go through the Delawares and the and
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: the Philly maybe, and then you go to New York.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: And so what you're saying is, I'm thinking Boston's another hour,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: but it's probably like three.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: Because I think it's like three and a half from
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: New York to get to Boston.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Oh then it's six hours. Oh no, then you gotta
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: fly six.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I have flown before and it's like an
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: hour forty five minute flight.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, no, So all right, So no, she can't
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: date down.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: That's too far.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: A little too far, that's too far. No, But none
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: of these people are going to end up together, so
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: it really doesn't matter. But I do think the show
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: is way better than I thought it was going to be,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: and I think it's mostly because leu Anne is so
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: full of herself.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: But she's so great though, and especially with episode three,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: I have something to say specifically about that.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: With episode three, there's something that happens that is so awkward.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: And I kept thinking if it were Luann that this
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: happened to, she would find a way to disarm, to
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: make it into a joke. Like, even though she's full
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: of herself, she is very good at keeping the energy upbeat, yeah,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: meting things. She's not trying to be a buzzkill for anybody.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: She is trying just to like have a good time.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: And I think there's something really valuable at that. Like
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: she's one of those.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: People they say, you want the middle at your dinner table.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: You want the who's going to sit in the middle
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: so they could talk to everyone and have somebody to say,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: be a good conversation. That's the other I don't know,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: like and Giselle to a little bit, But really Luanne
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: is an entertainer and she's she is full of herself,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: but like she's also a real housewife.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: She's on TV and that's kind of her job.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So you think on this next episode something happens
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: with Shannon, you think she's being like a good girlfriend
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: of Shannon.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she's been a good girlfriend of Shannon and
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: they're not connected in this thing that happens. But I
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: just kept thinking, like, is it, Shannon, is it like
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: the type of it's how you react to things? As
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: we talk about the time, like how do you respond
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: to things in your real life? Is just kind of
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: like you can go through life easier if you respond
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: you don't take things so personally that type of like yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: Through self help, like you can choose to be a
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: victim where you can choose to just be like, ah,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: fuck this, you know, and she does.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, We'll see.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: Well you're saying that, because now that I'm thinking about it,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: I would say Giselle and Ashley are also kind of
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: upbeat people. They are, And now that I'm thinking about it,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: Shannon probably she wants to be an upbeat person. She's whazy,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: she's wacky, she's you know.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: Oh god, you guys see episode three.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Do you have thoughts because we talked you and I
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: have talked quite a bit about like addiction and things
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: on our television, do you have thoughts about Shannon and Luayanne,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: you know, Karen Huger and with the list goes on
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: and on, but these are two people that have been
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: in quite a bit of trouble for their drinking legally
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: and are still drinking on camera.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: Thoughts.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: I just think with Shannon.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: I remember I remember early on, like when it first
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: happened to Shannon, Jeff Ronan has shown it. He's like, well,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: I know, Shannon, she's not an alcoholic. And it just
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: made me wonder about how we understood the concept of
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: an alcoholic is, so what does that mean to normal people?
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: Like I don't know how to say what I'm saying,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: but like I think, when you're on TV and something
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: like this happens to you, your first instinct is to
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: do damage control and crisis pr But in real life
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: what happens is you say, you kind of have to
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: get really honest about how you're going to live your
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: life tomorrow. Like you don't, You don't really have to
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: worry about what the blog's going to say about me tomorrow.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: I wonder sometimes if the public stuff gets in the
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: way of the actual help they might need.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's helping Shannon.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: Long before Shannon had the DUI, I remember see the
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: first season she was on in OC and I was like,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: the way she's talking about vodka, the way she's talking
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: about the alcohol is someone who has a relationship to
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: alcohol that is problematic it's not healthy. And then ten
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: years later d ui, so it's not shocking. And then
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: but it's up to her if she would like to change.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: They did all those flashes on the last reunion of
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: every single reunion, them talking about her drinking. Yeah, every
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: reunion there have been a conversation about it.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: You never want to it's it's everyone. It's everyone's own business.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: So that's the thing if and it's a journey. It
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: may take her thirty years to figure The thing is
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: she complains about things in her life. The frustrating thing
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: is she complains about how things are. She wants this,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: she doesn't have this, she wants this. And the irony
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: is if she would just make the one change of
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: her habits with alcohol, yeah, all of those problems would
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: get better. Yeah, all of them with no effort. You
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: just but yeah, it's the one thing people don't want
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: to do.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: Even though that's the one thing that I want to change,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: right Interesting, I have so more.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: Sympathy for it. I get it. It's a journey and
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: it's a process. And you know, if she can.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: Safely drink one tequila a night until you know, I
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: just don't want anything bad to happen again, which would
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: then make her go, oh, well this time is really.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah. And you know, I think
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: the issue, in my opinion with Luanne is she kind
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: of you know, up and down and drank and then
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: didn't and obviously had a legal problem, and then she
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: was like on camera like, no whatever, realized is an
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: alcoholica can't drink anymore. I've created this fose darling, she
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: created a whole U drink around it, and now she's
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: drinking on camera again because now she says she can't.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: So it's sort of like, what does that tell people
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: that if you just waited out two years then you
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: can drink again. I think sometimes.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: Rich people have a harder time getting sober because they
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: don't they can kind of buy their way out of
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: consequences sometimes, and I think that might be I know, Luanne,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: I love Luanne, and I think there are some people
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: who they realize, oh I cannot drink, It's bad for
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: my life, and they never go back to it, and
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: then some people.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: Love it too much. I think she might just love
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: booze too much.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: Like there are people like and I never was a
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: big boozer, yeah, you know, and I don't like the taste,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: but like I can, I can only imagine if that
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: it's your number one, Like love in life, it must
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: be so hard. Like yeah, and.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: Being a housewife, everyone's drinking wine all the time.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but you know there are plenty of housewives.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: Not plenty, that's the exaggeration. There are several housewives that
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: don't drink, haven't ever had, you know, drinks like you
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: barely ever see Dlauris have drinks like Marcat Joseph doesn't
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: drink at all. You know, you think about that. There
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: are many of them that are able to navigate these shows,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: like Kyle doesn't drink anymore and just have fun and
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: be like normal regular and don't have to drink. Like
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: many people in the world go through the world not
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: drinking at all. But I think on this show, if
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: you believe Liam McSweeney, they're they're they're they're pressure not
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: pressured to do it. I think it's also it's sometimes
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: like Okay, I gotta go, I gotta be funny, I
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: gotta actually confront this person. I have a couple of drinks.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: I might help. Hey, I get it, you know, yeah,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: a couple of drinks might help me.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: Say later, Oh, I was drinking. I don't know really
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: what I said, but like.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: It's like Zach on the Valley. It was like I
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: was black out. I have no idea what I said.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Brittany said, I said that, but I don't know. Yeah,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know that.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: I said.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: I hope somebody has a miscarrious. That's terrible, you know.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: So the thing about Shannon, it just.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: I just think if she did stop, if she were
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: to stop drinking, she's like, ditch it for a while.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: I think all the things that she's complaining about.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta say too, she looks great. She looks great.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: How old is she sixty? Sixty?
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, looks great.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she looks great. I mean, I know she's had
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: face work done, but you know who amongst Yeah, listen
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: to at lave what she's having. All right, John, So
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: let's talk about you and what you're doing. So you've
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: got show Pony that's a must less than everybody, that's
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: a podcast. It's a great name. And he's talking about
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: Jackie Warner's workout and what year did this show come out?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: Two thousand and six?
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, So I watched all of it, and I was
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: trying to think wise because I had had two little
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: babies at home, so yeah, I was watching.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: If you don't have a lot of time, just just
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: go to episode three and watch it on YouTube because
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: I took the time to put photos in there and
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: things like that, and.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: You okay, yeah, okay. It's a podcast podcast on all
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: your podcast feeds. And then also it's a like a
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: YouTube show, and you.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: Can subscribe to the Patreon if you really want to support.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: What's happening on Patreon, tell me.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: Patreon has a bunch of different tiers.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: There's a five dollars ten dollars and just kind of,
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: you know, support the show because it does cost some
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: money to make it does yeah, And then there's a
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: nineteen dollar tier for people who want to see like
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: my vpl and slutty photos.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: Not naked but sluty. And then there's like one hundred and.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: Fifty dollars tier if you want to be mentioned as
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: a producer on the show, and then one thousand dollar
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: tier if you really just can have whatever you want.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: They can have sex with you for a thousand dollars,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: Like Michelle on The Bounce.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: I think sex, but I mean at this point, maybe
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: So for one hundred and fifty dollars, people are going
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: to get pictures like I have a view on my
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: wall right now.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: No, it's only the nineteen dollar one.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, nineteen dollars you're getting like photos of provider calendar, yes.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: All those slutty photos. Yes, but then fifty dollars and
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: then one fifty those are more. Just like you get
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: your name read in the credits of show Pony, you
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: get to weigh in on what you'd like to see.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, what oh no, oh my god.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: She show me. I'm showing it. This is this is
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: for May. Now. Last month I had to get two
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: stickers out last month there.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: Were two Oh my god.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: Bullg just showing that I was uncomfortable.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: Listen, I sell those over the holidays.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: As you should.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: They're a wonderful holiday present.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: Christmas gifts.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I gave.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: I give one to Ingrid the last two years.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: I love you guys.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: Well, I did go on TikTok and do a review
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: of your calendar.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: I saw that. I did not repost it because I
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: didn't want to punished anymore.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: Is but listen, here's what I say. Here's what I say. John,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: You're a gorgeous person. You have an incredible body, and
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: it may not last forever, so I think that you
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: should show it as much as you can.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: Agree.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: Also, I was high on drugs for fifteen eighteen years
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: and I never took my shirt up and I never
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: looked good and so really no before I looked okay,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: but I was young. But then when I got sober,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: I turned I was forty three, and I was like, oh,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: I want to take my tits out for a minute. Yeah,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: I think you should. I think you should. I think
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: you should.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: I did see a picture of you and Andy from
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: back in the day. I don't know if you posted
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: or he posted, and you talked about it on the show.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: You were covered in like gold.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah that was during like the Broadway days. But
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: I was a dancer and I had I was I
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: was pretty snatched back then.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you look very fit, but like like like thin
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: and like twenty three. Yeah, oh cheese.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: How old was Andy?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: Thirty three? Thirty two?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: He's so he's nine years older. Okay, Well that's not so,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: that's not so scandalous.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: No, maybe I was.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: Twenty four when we met and he was thirty three.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: I think that was it.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well you looked a good at that iteration too,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: but now you're just like buff with a twelve pack
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: and wow.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I'm going to go to the gym
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: right now so I can make a calendar for next year.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, so join John Hill's like nineteen dollars
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: level and he'll show you some pictures of his growing.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: I want to be.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: Honest about it, because I don't want the lovely, wholesome
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: people who like the content and the comedy and the
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: hilariousness of my podcast to be shocked by seeing VPL.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: But there are a lot of people who do want.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: To see it, so they have the option of doing
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: the nineteen dollars year and then for the rest they
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: don't have to see that if they don't join that one.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: And I clearly market you.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: Market Okay, Well, I would like to just get some
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: hilarious content, So I'm going to go to what you
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: say about five and ten? Is that what they're doing
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: five and.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: Ten is great?
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Or the thousand, you know, it's up to you.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Listen. You know, I love you a lot.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: One thousand dollars a month is not a lot of money.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: For some people like Lauren Santez, she's a thousand dollars
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: to your remember bezos O brah not anymore.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: She just lost weight watchers anymore she can afford. Oh
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: my god, John, You're so funny. Everybody, go and listen
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: to Showpney and subscribe on YouTube. And then John has
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: the John Hill Show. It's on Thursdays or.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: Tuesdays Tuesdays at eleven a m.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: Eastern and then every day on Andy Coin Andy Coin
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: Live and the cops are after you again, so time
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: to get and you can.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: Also listen to the highlights of me and Andy. If
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: you don't have a serious subscription, you can listen to
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: our show. I think put it together as a podcast.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: Oh Yeahaddy, and they put that out on Spotify. You
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: should listen to that. It's because you don't have to
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: listen to the show the whole week long. I think
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: there are some people who don't even know that it's
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: from a live radio show. They think it's just a
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: podcast put out every week.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: I usually listen every day. I have missed a lot
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: because you when you're off for a week. It also
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: then throws me off my pattern of listening. But right
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: now I'm very busy solving the Karen Read case, so
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: I have.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: Oh yes, I'll let you get back to that. I
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: will catch up on that and then talk to me
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: after you see Love Hotel episode three.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: I'm concerned.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: It's just interesting that has all Okay, Bye John, Bye
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: m