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T14E05- MadameWeb: MamaWebo · Estúpido Nerd

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What else do I say? All right, Juan Tapito, what else I
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used as the weather over there. Okay, okay, low, wow,
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low, I don' t know, we had, I don' t
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know. There' s a cold wave, I don' t know.
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I go the weather because you get it, because Jetas güey no longer has
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the city. I have a lot to do. So, as uff I
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don' t know what' s worse, because if I had made sun,
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I would have said uy que chimpa, but it' s being cold,
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and then I say uy what chips are in the cabeta, what have
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those milks, of those advantages, those advantages. It' s also Sunday.
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Yeah, yeah, you gotta understand, you gotta understand. I'
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ve been you' ve looked like there are things, there' s like
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signs that someone' s getting into more probes. It' s not all
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that. The signs are clear and have whatsapp, not clear signs that someone
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is getting deeper into a hobby than you don' t know if that'
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s turning back, ok, because as I don' t know as an
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example, example that someone bought the third alternative Bucaramanga T- shirt, as
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it is being fan of another team, but because it is very pretty and
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square for its collection. That' s it, but it was already the
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third one in the bucarama that you already have. Yeah. It' s
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true. It' s true. It is true, let us say,
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the second, the third Real Madrid, the third Real, now, the
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third Real. One says he' s coming in. It' s Andrade.
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There' s something weird here. Okay. I was curious that there
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are role- playing games of the table, that of the table games,
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of the table games, of the table games, not of the bed games
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or of the video games, that is, when you film the bed games,
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there is a role- playing video game that, that is for those
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who do not know, is that it is very satanic sin, exactly for
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those who did not know. That' s Rol' s video game.
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When you were filming, you basically carried pornography, with characters, with a
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clear theme, with the theme I don' t gonzo, but for example,
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knowing what gonzo is is another example of a joke. But the step
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is that I' ve been watching, that there are games that are either
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written or have a modality in which you can' t play. We'
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re just talking about games, Rola video games, not table games anymore.
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Yeah, look, okay, and I found a very fried fag, which
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looks really cool that it' s with a card deck and you' re
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doing it like you' re exploring like you' re a documentary on Discovery
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Channel. OK, you' re pulling cards and the cards are telling him
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a zone, what the weather is like, what time of day it is,
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how the temperature is. That and then you start creating creatures like little
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animals and those who write wey how it is very is that it' s
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an OK table esport and you describe them and create your little animals and Marica
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seemed to me to run away. So I' m a little obsessed with
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that and I want to see what other ones are, because I thought it
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was fun. And so my excuse, because since I still don' t
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admit I' m so deep down there, I' m looking for an
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excuse. My excuse is that, as as like narrative tools are very chover
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sounds, it sounds like I was thinking just about that one doesn' t
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know what to do, doesn' t know what it is to be told.
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He' s playing the exact thing. It happens exactly and that hole
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also seems to be very cool for people who illustrate yes, so that'
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s because sometimes you don' t have exact ideas, so look. For
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example, I have one missing the names. Not that supposed name. That
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' s bigger than naming them. A small bird that hunts insects, which
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has a small tentacle on its neck to catch insects with a drool that covers
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that tentacle. The difference between male and female, because these are one of
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those species that has a difference between male and female granlet, is that the
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male has an ex- traditional textacle, but that has fallen into disuse,
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which is like vestigial ok and live in colonies of several dozen. Then it
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is one of the animals I saw tentacles, the other is a large frog
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that digs to get sun shelter from the sun in the day, has small
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holes in its skull where it perceives the vibrations of the environment. Then maybe
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this one. For people who are tripophobic not much ok and to hold the
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edges of s its burrow of the pebbles. But people who are tripophilic ras
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ah yeah, celebrate it, but don' t call me. It is
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said how to hold the edges of their burrow, they use a mucosa that
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they excrete on their feet, which binds the earth and dust and normally live
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in pairs and care for their young the first few days. And finally,
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an arachnid that feeds on other fruit insects and frog drooling is because they live
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in co- existence in it. There are ecosystems, yes, ok,
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it has teeth of different shapes, some sharp, others pointy like a spider
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because it has human teeth. And there' s a fable about them that
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is said to be responsible for the great cannon being eroded, because there'
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s a big cannon coming, because they chase away the fertility spirits. Not
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sure, because they bite Faggot, is that man, do not bite rich,
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move rich. That' s the problem. So, listen, it
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' s a game. It' s very fried, it' s very
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fried. Let' s just say I didn' t make it complete there,
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' cause it' ll be like testing it. But also then,
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because as when you throw it all three and then I feel that this is
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more for when you are as you are, as with more people and creating
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it like that, the idea is that you can think of writing me how
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these interact and that one of them acts as if he were the narrator of
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a discovery documentary or something like OK. Yes, he seems very Godlike.
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Yeah, yeah, she looks like a pretty cool dick and talk to me
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there more. Let' s talk about a play of this. What else,
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Mario, what else has done who, what is ours, because I
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go to see what I tell him, what I tell him. Also anything
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not to talk about this fucking movie. Oh me, brother Hello and welcome
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to stupid nerd a podcast about series whatever this was, hate, decision and
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other things little girls, other silly things, as if scurvy is said to
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be something cinematic. This is the opposite pole, this, this is the
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opposite, this is amenic Yes, this is this gentleman, this gentleman do
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not take you to see this film because it is to agree. That'
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s right. He' s yes, he' s not, and he
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' s got it. I think he already has it. After this,
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that little, as I said no, that is, one, begins to
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argue with martines cordes and said no. Super den movies can be movies.
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And man pulls the trap card boom boom mana move in your face, yes
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all mom wey like mom an egg in all your manan web other things nioñas,
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like going to see it bent in Spanish wey Spanish wey Spanish wey and
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that didn' t make it even more fun how is that possible? Surprisingly,
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it didn' t make her worse how is that possible? Ah ah,
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yes, well, at least I went to Wednesday at half price,
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because jey that Wednesday at half price is full price. It' s fucking
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expensive in Colombia. Not six euracs, I diego and I bought popcorn.
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I said, I bought popcorn. And soda to pass the bitter drink that
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today we are going to talk about the last one I hope is the last
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film that makes sony about something related to Spiderman, but also comes crapment except
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the animated ones. Please, I think we' re making the houses,
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because time at the beach, I think they' re paying the studio what
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you' re doing with your spider man. But here too there are many
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verses. Uh, multiadverses. There, eh egg and as always accompany me
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the Dakota Johnson, the podcast, the fifty shades of Grey, the Diego
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Arguello podcast. Ah just because I like Rol' s exact video games just
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in case I never did, I' ve never made an Errol video game
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like the ones we talked about in it in the fake start, in case
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someone was already on YouTube, so if someone netted that clear diego video game
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of Errol sales Crooks in jupor. I' m fine, I' m
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fine, guanda dick how we' re doing. Well, well, well,
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well, well, Diego' s an alfrerito. I am Juan Dapo
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arroba and all the social networks of stupeder can find them in stupid ner com
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dot point Also if you want to support us they are not listening, you
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can share this episode. Move it, leave comments, recommend because we'
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re going to king. I think we' re gonna laugh a lot,
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' cause we gotta laugh so we don' t cry. It' s
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that yes and tragedy longer, same comedy. Yes and here, but it
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is. It' s a tragic minute. It' s a tragedy,
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it' s such a tragedy that time has started running since the movie began.
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Yeah, so we' re already in the world that we need comedy
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to overcome this adverse situation. Call so this is just a movie. It
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' s a trauma. And if you want to support us so well and
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episodes we' ve done all the newer episodes and proposed and voted in the
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polls of the month to choose the theme that, then, all power is
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in democracy. You got pow. Yes, exactly. But having said all
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this, I say what are Madame' s tropes. He' s not
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gonna name the tropes. It' s not gonna be the same job,
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the same effort they put in the movie. Well, I could say a
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lot, a lot of things about this movie and we' ll do it
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and talking about tropes, I could dig things up, I could talk about
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I don' t know heroes are orphans, some asshole like that. But
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really, really, there are no tropes. And I don' t give
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a shit because because this movie doesn' t deserve it, because I feel
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like for tropes to be tropes, history has to be history. Of course,
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yes, for the trope to be part of art, there must be
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exact art. In this case there is no history, no art. That
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movie makes me existential, really. So the tropes are no and in the
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jandatazos I don' t know a little bit, I studied a bit of
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psychology. Or this movie is bad and it' s gone ass because it
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' s may in Roten, in beating it worse than love Bius than love
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Bus. And I think he' s going to do worse in stupid,
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he' s going to bite, he' s going to hear, and
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that was going to say that he' d gone worse than Morbius. They
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' re tearing it apart. And Dakota Johnson, as she went out on
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Saturndink Night Life, is going to say yes, that it looked like an
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ia had made a manes movie. He didn' t say it like that.
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But to sum up and let' s get started with this shit ali
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ali galli Q Come get your stuff. Mamaná profe we have another one.
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A week ago he graze my life running against time. I' m here
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to help you It' s worth three toas. We are that you are
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finished that time until one moment changed it all Hello welcome to the land.
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I don' t understand what' s happening to me. I' m
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having kisses. There was that I was going to die. I think I
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see the future. There are more and more pirates. I' m bathing
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fer Madame web is going the movie. Just listening to the name zones,
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just listening to the name makes me laugh. That one. That' s
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the point we' re at. Madame Web is a two- hour video
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screened in cinemas. I feel like you' re moving a performance. It
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' s a flashmooof it' s sony executive teeth that we know almost ruin
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the light Canty always liluthy always gives for so much, you realize that the
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more and we' re in the worst lutie saposa. The only exception is
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Uti music. Yeah, which one with the movie Perfel I left the name
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of the movie, El mandale Luti, which wasn' t Marmota Day,
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but what I had in my head there I don' t remember. The
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mole' s time some shit like that, yeah, it was something.
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So, the point is that she' s almost always alone, is that
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you can describe what' s going on. The mother is pregnant and will
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be more from Peru to look for a spider that no one has ever been
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able to find. And there he explains to his partner that he should already
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know what is happening about the spider, which does not give powers, but
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can cure many diseases. And the man steals the spider when she finds it
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about five minutes ago you have to take it. But the spider is stuck
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to the camp, that is to make a spider that is lost, stuck
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to the camp. The point is that the man shoots everyone, instead of
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telling them for her to steal the spider. Obviously not. Obviously then come
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the spiderman of Peru, the spiderman of the Jungle, the spiders, the
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spiders and take Cathy' s mother and an to the classic. It'
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s so magical where she' s bitten and born almost and we see the
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future where she' s Ben' s friend. Who he is or what
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he is. Ben is a companion to her and it' s also what
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these are called for doctors, for doctors. Thank you. Who is a
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great person and there are and so comes when he drowns, almost drowns and
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has a connection with the powers not and there he begins to have as missions
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of the future, which allows him to see that a man is going to
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kill three girls. Yes, I was very confused because this chapter of Parks
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and Recreation, in which part enters the line so that Ben does his same
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role only that less funny and already and the point is that she starts and
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worries a lot that this man is not going to kill them and they start
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talking at some point. She already decides that the answers are in Peru,
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because her mother was watching a spider and she leaves for Peru leaving the girls
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the care of Ben Parker. I think the answer. The answer is always
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your Mary Parker, sister- in- law, Mary Parker, is pregnant
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with a child who when they' re going to say the name is a
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balloon. It bursts and we hear that Peter Parker is coming. Maybe not,
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maybe not. You don' t know. Yes, Rodolfo there is
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Cardiera Mari but Arika imagines that the new spider Man is called Rodolfo there is
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Cardi one, not only is it called is it why cardy spider Man four.
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It' s the only way to save this movie. And we'
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re Ardi is dead. But this happened in the past and in an alternative
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universe. In fact, this happened in the 2, 000, when Rodolfo
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and Cardier was super Spiderman and he and all this is chasing us the bad
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guy, because the Man also has as visions that they' re going to
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kill him and they' re going to destroy everything he' s built that
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never in the movie. We know what dick it is. We don'
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t know what he built. We don' t know how he built it.
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We don' t know what it means. We know what the Ezekiel
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man is called, but that' s what spiders call it. Yes,
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but yes man we know that he has an assistant, of which we don
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' t know anything, and that he keeps can see and that man is
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spider man of Alienxpress. But instead of throwing spiders at you and crawling fast
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through the roof has venen he is confident that he can kill them. They
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will use the power to see the future to avoid death. And Ben Parker,
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who' s so smart, instead of being able to leave the three
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girls alone in the house when they' re going to be, Peter,
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decides to take them with them to the hospital, because it' s the
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safest thing to do. Apparently. The point was already noted. I needed
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emotional support. Yes, the point is that there is a fight in a
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pyrotechnic factory that we see in the beginning in badder spider dies there and almost
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cafito cafito, cat finto cafi. I think this level of humor is drowning.
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I understand it' s low so they' re listening to us and
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it' s still better than Madam wueo aha every day. Better already is
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the fact that this chapter exists and is not Madame Web makes it better than
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Mada wey exactly the paradox of Madame we exa this more dies, she is
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blind and becomes Professor Exavier of those of the new spider girls who never get
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their powers in this movie. I wanted to start with a good thing,
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which has the movie sorry, I wanted to start with the good thing,
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which has the movie to watch the scene of the train. I thought it
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was chitvita when he' s already having his flashbacks, killing the three girls
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just on the train as soon as they leave. No. But that was
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like she saw them and passed him over and got her jacket back and went
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back into the sea. And since that repetition seemed good to me. Thank
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you. Yeah, still. I thought it was longer than I had to
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do, like they could have shown that in a more economical way without losing
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their strength. I feel like they limited themselves a little bit to or like
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the part where she noticed and the train went through the back and the Mein
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will talk to her like it' s really cool. But I' m
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sorry they could have achieved that effect. Well, achieving that with less,
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but less with less because the film, that is, the film, lasts
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two hours, two hours minus two hours. And yet And yet, I
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feel like it' s more than two hours left. So, yeah,
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it' s shorter than Snyder' s Snyderco cut. It' s shorter,
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which is longer than the Snydercott. It feels longer than the Snighder.
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Yeah, and the Snydercot has one or two things left over. Well,
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this one has all the other, exactly, all the other things left over
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in the universe. He' s got more eggs. The duration of Madam
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Web does not go from pedro to its quality. Quite the opposite. Is
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that it? Yes, that scene is cool? Ah that scene, that
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scene is cool? But then it' s all bullshit. There' s
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that scene from before, that scene is cool. I feel like that'
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s sheere, but because it' s in this movie and it' s
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the rescueable thing. It would be a more normal scene in a half-
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good movie. No, I think I think this scene could be, I
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mean, I see it in the butterfly effect, I mean, in a
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movie, the merm norm Yeah, well, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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but I see it. I see her. You' re already doing the
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time, but yes, now yes, let' s start with what we
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came here that before you say ay you' re some haghters. I don
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' t know what this movie was made with hate is true, I mean
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this, this, this can' t be. I mean, there are
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people who hired these girls. He swindled them if you think they were going
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to be from the sea of Marvel' s universe and this, though not
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a lie, is not true. Yeah, the juana, the lymph is,
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like you can get rich with cryptomodels, that is, yes, but
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someone wrote it or has like four writers. Someone checked it, someone sideways,
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someone recorded it. And this looks like people. I mean, I
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do, I don' t know. No one knows why it' s
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such a bad product. I mean this, this, this is bad with
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m of madame web this movie I think should enter the Geneva Convention as a
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war crime. Yes, and I should seek compensation for damages. And now
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the world is grayer after seeing nothing. That' s my opening text.
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I can' t open for this is my hypothesis in this essay yes,
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madame moves. Is it a sign of what happens when a bad script joins
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a bad direction, with bad acting and a grudge in the heart and with
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bad will? And with bad will, I feel that Madame Web, above
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all, is the sign of human decay. That' s human, not
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Hollywood. Human. It goes beyond Hollywood, already already, Madames will study
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as the fall of the society of the West. Madam Web, you ate
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here, Madame Web, as a portrait of decay. That' s my
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thesis. OK it' s hard even to think about what to say about
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Madam Web, because it' s two hours of nothing. It' s
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just that it' s really a movie that I wouldn' t say I
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don' t understand why it exists, if I feel like I can say
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it exists. This isn' t a movie, I mean, I don
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' t understand what I saw and not because it was complicated. No,
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because there are movies that are complicated and I understand and it' s time
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to think about them and analyze them in this movie. It' s not
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complicated about this movie. But this movie has to be felt. I saw
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her and I know, I' m sorry she' s a fag.
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It' s just like that. This movie is hard to understand because in
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two hours it doesn' t say anything. And yet he expects us to
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understand things he didn' t tell us. We don' t know anything
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about the villain, we don' t know anything about the heroines in quotation
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marks, except they' re all orphans. One way or another, they
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' re all orphans, because you can' t be a spider people and
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be an orphan. Basically. We basically don' t know. We don
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' t really know what' s at stake, what' s at stake.
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We don' t know why this old lady can see the future and
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then how she can get three of them out of herself, which is the
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most chambona thing in the world, both in how she looks and in the
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way they use it. It' s a deusex machine, but if God
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hated us, yes, it' s a deus ex machine, but it
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' s a machine of these that move pointless and do nothing for the world.
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Yeah, that' s exactly it. That' s a web that
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you learn to turn off. He' s exactly a God who hates us
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and doesn' t serve us for n and shit. That' s this
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deus ex- machines. This movie only generated hatred and I come here to
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distill it like the poison of the generic villain that we had in this film
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ready we convince then, so we already started, but let' s not.
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I feel like we haven' t even started, that' s part
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of it is we' re going to pick parts and comment, because it
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' s that you already said it, but we' re going to walk.
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Okay First, I had a problem with a part, a key part,
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a movie. Yeah, okay, I had a few problems, but
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all the problems I went in. Me. I, I had many,
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I had all the problems. I thought I was in trouble. I went
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in to watch this movie and realized it sounds fake. Now he showed me
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what it was like to have trouble. Really. There' s a moment
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of the movie that Vin says he flies out of champ WNT. There'
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s a problem. There' s a time when the movie they' re
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running away. No, it' s not about a spiderman who says you
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' re for every practical spinerman effect. I think killing four people is nothing
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complicated, nothing, but that' s me. The point is, they
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' re already getting away in a cab in New York. That' s
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worth it, I mean, I shouldn' t protend, and between them
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coming out of the subway, they take the cab. One of the girls
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screams that she' s being kidnapped because almost because Cassiin' s going to
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bed and good almost a movie and they get into the woods and the girls
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get bored. While she returns to her apartment to look for her mother'
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s already safe notes and go for a dider Not all well, it'
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s the two thousand. People don' t have much concept of cameras yet,
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even though Patrix was already out there. But all right, there'
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s a man in that tiner with a newspaper that already says they kidnapped three
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girls. At what point in these four hours a newspaper is a note the
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public distributed it to the shit of the world for the most to call.
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It was breaking news. The physical newspaper matrim. It was a last-
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minute paper. It was a paper yesterday, that is to say the man
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because your love is a serious newspaper, gero if it were the two thousand
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twenty, if the man was watching Twitter, go and come I say ex
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but he doesn' t have. No one' s a guy and I
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refuse to tell them let' s talk about ex no and I' d
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rather talk about one mosquito than not either. And then that' s one
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of the problems. And then when I finally know why I want to put
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this to say like the movie just like it doesn' t make sense,
30:55
it doesn' t have a seat, so it doesn' t make sense.
30:56
If this was it, it doesn' t make sense either. What
30:57
happens to make them advance the story at all, because in the and now,
31:03
at the last moment, she has the visions that the spider Man Bad
31:06
is going to kill Ben Parker. No and she and there the baby she
31:12
takes an ambulance and flies out and beat says that for this what to do
31:19
is the spiderman. Jump yes enough to intercept her, because of course,
31:29
because if he didn' t jump, then what was the old woman'
31:32
s plan, that the ambulance would fall on her, not that the ambulance
31:36
would point it at her so that the lot would fall on top of the
31:41
car where the people you' d come out of would save what the plan
31:41
was. If the controller jumps, your plan is a piece of crap,
31:47
you almost almost killed those who were there, it' s that she'
31:51
s almost a psychopath. Yeah, so Iwan' s got you, but
31:56
good. And the third problem of the movie of many. But the three
32:00
things I wanted to talk about was that of a great responsibility, there comes
32:06
great power. Yeah, what are you doing? I feel like that'
32:13
s the moment the movie says again. Whenever I make a movie, pretend
32:17
the video is in quotation marks. Let' s say the video yes,
32:23
that the artifact there is when it decides how we' re going, plus
32:30
shit in the face of the people Spiderman likes. Yeah, well, the
32:34
movie' s a big offense. That' s who does it. Those
32:37
of us who are spider man fans are zero. Film is an offense to
32:39
the world, to the world, yes, okay. But above all,
32:44
let us say that, for example, an atomic explosion is an offense to
32:49
the planet. But an atomic explosion that' s called what I know then
32:59
is something that' s not too pyla, but an atomic explosion of a
33:04
bomb that' s specifically called I want to see how it comes out of
33:09
here faggot. Everything I can think of. All I can think of are
33:13
too horrible things and I don' t want to say something that offends me
33:22
so I can say that I' m that too. Then already an atomic
33:25
bomb that is called specifically throw you in the mood. It is an additional
33:31
offense to those of us who are suffering from depression, for example, of
33:36
course you think about it if the world, but it is misleading to those
33:38
who suffer from depression. So this movie is a fucking offense to everything.
33:42
But besides, it' s like a I' m gonna play with the
33:49
elements that make a Spiderman movie, that make the Spiderman story. But since
33:53
I' m not putting any love into this, then it' s just
33:57
going to look like an insult. It' s the same as what happens
34:00
to names, the same thing that happens which characters just aren' t always.
34:04
It is a stoppage day, no doubt, but a stoppage without grace,
34:08
which is the worst kind of parody, a parity without grace that can
34:12
also be called it. I don' t know right- wing humor,
34:15
something like that. I mean, I think the movie where this one would
34:23
have improved you if you' d said it' s webing tive, that
34:30
' s still how to save it already, but a lot, but by
34:34
far it would have improved. It' s like it' s weabing time
34:37
and they dance and it becomes a musical, it becomes Bollywood. Yeah,
34:42
Bollywood would save this movie Why now the villain, the villain is bad,
34:49
which is bad, doesn' t exist, is the classic villain nine to
34:53
five that he' s bad, because it' s bad, because it
34:55
' s that they' re going to destroy everything that I built Daddys,
34:59
you haven' t built anything your life, your weapons, a lego in
35:05
your fucking life, what you built to have silver, so I come from
35:07
below, I don' t know what that is. I have to empathize
35:08
with you because you come from below, that is, what you' re
35:14
protecting. There are two ways to make a villain like that work one so
35:20
you' re not doing it well, assuming that we' re already going
35:24
to do it, that we' ve already been paid and it' s
35:25
time to do it. Yes, the contract is fir fado brother, it
35:30
' s time to do it. This movie is that Yeah, we'
35:34
ve already been paid Now, we' ve been paid Now, it'
35:36
s time to do it. There are two ways of being that it works
35:37
no longer how one works let' s get close to it, so be
35:40
it a little bit. But in order to empathize with someone we have to
35:44
know something about that someone, this son of a bitch. We don'
35:46
t know shit or shit, but then, if we' re not gonna
35:52
know anything about that someone, then what we need is for him to be
35:57
charismatic. Yeah, well, let' s not empathize with him, but
36:04
let' s say, okay this cuol is Sevillian. This man has the
36:07
charisma of a crappy bun, with the respect that shit gets to me,
36:13
with the respect that shit deserves because at least he pays things. This man
36:15
doesn' t fertilize or shit the movie. Then there' s no way,
36:22
there' s no way this villain will produce anything but pity. What
36:28
a pity that you exist and I think that can be said of almost the
36:34
whole film. And there' s another way to make a villain like that,
36:39
how scary that the villa isn' t that. That puts him in
36:43
exact danger. That vetoes it within the charism, because the charism can be,
36:45
it seems cool to me, or it can be, but that I
36:47
have a force of presence yes significant. This man looks very when it'
36:58
s when that man scratches one' s. When one achieves one' s,
37:06
it looks ridiculous, because moreover the defects are a vintage man, that
37:09
is, the man, the spider man sitting to feel already here in Spain,
37:14
the aged man, the aged man, looks ridiculous. The effects are
37:22
ridiculous. The way you act ridiculous. All he does is stupid. The
37:28
only not stupid things he does are visions of the future. Then it doesn
37:34
' t matter. And besides, there' s a scene. When he
37:39
comes out of the dainer he really takes off the mask, then he'
37:44
s in the suit, with his face and looks like a kid in disguise,
37:53
looks too much, too ridiculous, not good smart, but speaking of
37:59
character, this character doesn' t even produce pity. The no what to
38:01
produce the truth yes that, yes, that occurs several times in the film.
38:06
I saw it I said poor thing, because it' s also why
38:09
you' re so slow, I mean because you' re so dramatic,
38:14
if this is so important to you, because you' re so the man
38:15
walks slow. Yeah, yeah, like good the first time all right,
38:22
the other one' s a human Something' s happening clearly and you'
38:25
re supposed to be smart. Clearly something is happening and it seems that its
38:29
only power, super power is to describe people so that others can paint it
38:32
and look for it, because it remembers the face of someone who hurried in
38:37
a dream and that everyone has more faces of evils and that they all have
38:40
masks and that you did more. Ja is a lot of talent in the
38:45
two thousand I mean and the man keeps talking to this one has everything intervened,
38:52
all hacked seems very smart, but he' s so idiot aha that
38:57
the hand really does, character to Kja Grande There is big Hackerman. I
39:02
' m trying to get us to talk about anything else that we love Yes,
39:06
in case it doesn' t show, we can talk about jungfuf Fury
39:12
with Fury Diego is already found Jesus, let' s talk about what'
39:17
s fags, let' s talk about Morbius, we' ll have died
39:20
I' d rather talk about Morbius. That this and not terrible and the
39:24
ex- borbing don' t matter to me. So what' s your
39:29
big plan to kill them? That' s the whole plan, but it
39:34
' s a shitty plan. It' s like but it' s simple?
39:37
How can you make a fucking plan something simple? Now the Dakota girls
39:45
are fine, that' s all red around her, the red umbrella and
39:51
it' s all like aja. Remember them, madame we zeros. Subtle,
39:55
because the movie isn' t that you' re not, it doesn
40:00
' t have, it has subtlety the crappy bun that we talked about,
40:02
because apparently, that' s going to be the big analogy of this movie.
40:05
Yes and yes, in a hundred port examination we made the joke of
40:09
the three male personalities. Here are the three personalities of the teenage girls.
40:15
Teenagers are either shy nerds. Yes, this has been seen in a thousand
40:20
check sas movies with silver curiously, the Afro- descendent check them like this
40:32
and in this case Latina Mega smart, who is very good at school,
40:37
but poor because of course, the strip check now and all three have zero
40:46
chemistry among them zero they want to make us believe that they are going to
40:52
be friends and have zero chemistry with Dakota. Yes, the relationship that builds
41:02
is that I don' t know how to tell you, relationships so much,
41:07
and that relationships everything, and yet this isn' t, that is,
41:09
relationships whatever two people have to look at against each other, even madame,
41:16
and that' s the point. Not cultures everything, but not mome
41:21
wey is not no chemistry. And for example, it makes me think a
41:27
lot about this scene at the end, not at the end. But when
41:30
the old lady is in the clinic that they are already my family, who
41:36
say as it is, this is close family and she is and they hold
41:42
all by the hand and this is not believed by anyone queer, nobody.
41:47
This is worse than Skywalker kings? This is worse than Kaybooker kings? Yeah,
41:53
yeah, this movie is worse than the fact that they' ve revived
41:59
the emperor, because if they did somehow, that movie is worse than the
42:02
fact that they' re all trying to make Skywalker, because in those movies
42:07
they at least try. They didn' t try anything here, at least
42:13
it' s palpa, tine lady to the roll, at least your planet
42:15
sucks. But no, no. There' s no one here. It
42:19
' s just that I feel like after I' ve watched this movie like
42:27
I' ve lost several years of therapy, I already sit on the fucker,
42:32
I feel more yes, I feel sadder, more finished, with less
42:38
desire to live, because the spark is that I stayed is gone. It
42:43
' s just that that' s how you tell me more things now.
42:47
Let' s say yes, I' m right now so the marriage powers
42:55
thing is like because it' s a good idea. Almost like, they
42:59
almost hit them and the caffers hit them. It is a great idea to
43:04
be able to see the future or multiple futures and access it, that knowledge
43:08
and to act accordingly. So, for me the movie, when the dance
43:14
says you can' t save them at three, what had to happen was
43:17
to redo the fight so that all three were from the best point two out
43:25
of nowhere. It is such a mess to ask to save them while it
43:30
remains still, while here the villain ok acts, but when it is too
43:35
late, a fist passes, passes a challenge of time for the three calfif
43:40
to save their daughters. Apparently, as this man looks at mitres you go
43:51
look As long as I mean, this man is a villain of the Power
43:53
Rangers, while distant they call the Orts. The man is there, villain,
43:58
villain of Sey Lormony. It' s priests like you' re in
44:02
your transformation there. I' m not going to do anything, all right,
44:07
because respect will be my respect. I respect all of you. There
44:10
are some ways, some ways that you remember in Austin Power, which is
44:15
the two that Dr Malito has a son or two. Yeah, I think
44:20
he does and he says, he tells him how to beat it bat assten
44:24
Power sir go like no. I' m going to leave him in the
44:29
cage with the sharks waiting for him not to escape, but without any guards
44:34
anything, because he calls it cut. Yeah, yeah. It' s
44:37
like that, it' s how it' s done. That' s
44:38
the job you' ve done all your life shoot him. I' ve
44:43
got a gun in the room, it' s like Ai Escott ch,
44:52
but here it' s like it' s bad and let' s not
44:54
forget diego. Please, let' s not forget or if pep advertising so
45:00
gonorrhea, which caprorrhea is like absurdity. It' s not that. That
45:07
' s an obvious bad pepsi commercial, like queer tail. I would have
45:16
made them a better Mari commercial if it was Kylie Jenner' s commercial,
45:21
in which she with a pepsi ends the disputes between the police and Black Lives
45:24
Matter, yes, but it was also Pepsy Mand' s, but that
45:30
was a long time ago. Juan Pepsyman was another and, the other time,
45:36
it was other people, because of course, Coca Cola has very good
45:38
publicity. But they were the ones who killed a lot of people here.
45:42
Then I say for other yan changed. What a commercial fepsi tamb is unugly,
45:53
it' s a horrible commercial of PEPSI And it' s that if
46:00
it' s very pilylated. It' s like at first it was like
46:05
good, they' re showing the cans all right. I mean, it
46:08
' s kind of getting more and more seen in this kind of cinema.
46:13
Let' s just say, well it says, but it' s that
46:19
already in the end, with this sign by Pepsin, that' s like
46:23
queer not to be very ridiculous, apart from because let' s remember that
46:29
the eris is abandoned, but the letero is on, obviously, obvious because
46:36
the path to the side with the sign, but it' s off.
46:36
No, sir, then horrible and costumes. I' m saying because this
46:44
isn' t, I mean, this isn' t costume, that'
46:46
s dressers. This is like poor people. Yes, this is something with
46:51
respect that the poor cost deserves, because the poor cos has funny effort,
46:53
no, and the poor cost has effort too. Yeah, like I do
46:59
for that to mean, this also has an effort. I say how I
47:02
do to have money and do it wrong. There' s a struggle.
47:07
So because their suits didn' t look so ugly to me. But they
47:14
' re not okay. It' s not right. I mean, if
47:16
I run into them at a costume party. It' s the first prize
47:20
is that it' s exactly a good Halloween costume. But this is a
47:22
hollow film of one of a great producer val several is that they see me
47:31
is very ugly and apart from not feeling that it was noticeable when he had
47:37
the mask, especially when he takes it off, that it is like you
47:39
are not the one who has been losing. Or it' s pretty clear
47:43
it' s not your body. It' s very clear it' s
47:45
not. That' s why he looks like a kid in disguise. Yeah,
47:47
it' s really ugly. It' s very ugly like quat why,
47:52
why you look bad it' s ufff not terrible and what and what.
47:59
And that the movie is already. Your trailers have been deceitful. I
48:04
' m good, too. I was hoping that they would have powers,
48:07
I was hoping to see them with their trans, I mean, I was
48:10
hoping it would be an action movie. Wait till there was action. At
48:14
least there' s Juan Tapo. What a genre that is, the effects
48:16
are very ugly. What a genre this hair is. No, this movie
48:21
doesn' t have that action, that this movie is comedy, it'
48:24
s a movie, it' s degenerate. That' s what I'
48:30
d say, it' s degeneration. Yeah, but that' s accurate.
48:31
It' s comedy, it' s drama, that action, that
48:38
adventure, this movie is a home video. That' s because it'
48:42
s a tragedy. We agree on that. But it' s not that
48:44
it' s the kind of tragedy, which is different. That movie may
48:47
be super heroic, action, action, adventure. Yeah, let' s
48:52
say superheroes, let' s say it' s not a genre, it
48:54
' s a subject. We agree, because there are superhero movies that are
48:57
with more comedy. Others there are BC but let' s say the subject
49:04
of superheroes or subgenre. If you want superheroes, it usually falls into action.
49:08
That movie is not an action movie to see what it is or,
49:12
what it wants to be, what it wants to be of action. It
49:15
is believed that this film wants to be action. This movie wants to be
49:17
a first adventure. More than just action, because when you thought that there
49:22
was not going to be a mega spectacular final fight and therefore ultra violent,
49:24
but rather an intelligent resolution and you weren' t going to stick and you
49:31
weren' t going to people, you weren' t going to stick or
49:35
anything else from the adventure of how we see that you' re smarter and
49:39
you' re going to get around your problems of form clever. It'
49:45
s supposed to be more adventures. Yeah, or so, that adventure just
49:46
like always has action and that' s always gonna make you a little bit
49:50
of other genres. But I feel like it' s more adventure. What
49:54
turned out to be bullshit. It' s stuck with snot. No technology
50:02
is pooping scenes stuck with poop. Thank you one after the other. They
50:08
are scenes Escatologically, it is among itself yes, because it seems that nothing
50:22
has consequences, that is, nothing matters, Nothing makes sense. The trip
50:29
to Peru doesn' t make sense. If the spider motherfuckers knew I was
50:32
bad at it, there' s like a hundred spiders or they can sting
50:37
more people, send two to kill that man, that' s the hidden
50:42
man, it' s not because he' s built no so he'
50:46
s built that we don' t have to trace him again. And whether
50:52
Paddington could get out of Peru and get out a whole family. I think
50:55
spiders can do it too. Or but this saying that Padlington has made face
51:01
for humanity that do those spiders lost in the Amazon. Paddington is a best
51:07
- burned superhero movie and it' s not a superhero movie. Padinton is
51:14
a better movie than that I already knew. But the best movie is superheroes
51:21
and Panton is a better superhero than Peru' s spiders. I mean,
51:23
the Man does two things, no doubt. No doubt who defeats the bad
51:28
guy in his Palinton movies, with what, with what he can with his
51:34
sandwich Painthony humiliated, who is Nicole Kidman or seha and hou grand the Hugh
51:39
Grant, Paddington, Paddington, Spiders, having arachnid powers and a horrible disguise
51:47
today, worse than because you didn' t want to say much worse than
51:53
Lia' s. They didn' t do anything to stop this man They
51:58
just told the mom how ah I' ll wait for her here. Someone
52:01
told her she had to come to that conclusion alone where she would have hated
52:06
her mom the most. Throw all that shit out and of course they kill
52:12
your point in a lousy plan in every way. They all had a lousy
52:16
plan and the most mediocre and impromptu triumphed. Yeah, and it' s
52:25
just that the jump thing I' m not gonna forgive him, the save
52:29
thing that I' m gonna miss. I mean, you' re supposed
52:32
to say these powers and you know how to do things. Get rid of
52:38
yourself. The man was standing on top of the car she was trying to
52:42
protect. Obviously, the ambulance wasn' t going to the car. You
52:45
' re obviously looking at yourself Why do you jump? You see it happen
52:50
because you jump you duck that you were going to jump the jacket very ridiculous
52:55
and I think it' s more ridiculous and it seems more serious because of
52:58
the powers it has. You can almost know when the van sa. Almost
53:01
she might know when he jumps and tries to know that the power of course
53:07
that you had where Pa sent him would have caught him when he was already
53:10
in the air not that the man jumped when they were watching fulancia, is
53:14
that it doesn' t make sense. He already understood it prime said ah
53:15
why he knew that, because the future, because it is that besides,
53:19
and I think here we go back to one thing that makes us always happen,
53:22
and is that one of the things that doesn' t get more involved
53:23
when they take ideas that could be very cool and they screw them up.
53:27
This film on paper and on paper alone, because ninety- nine percent of
53:31
the stuff in production sucks. But this film on paper had some really cool
53:37
things that could be done with this. He had a good cast that didn
53:42
' t act right. He didn' t act right, I mean not
53:44
very sincere, but the cast is good and has been tested on other things
53:47
that can be good. The characters had a lot of potential to do cool
53:53
stuff. They don' t do any, but they had a lot of
54:00
potential and had basically open letter to catch the manistic spider universe, without necessarily
54:08
using Spiderman directly to make well- made, respectful, and undecided references.
54:14
And they do it all to the kicks and the damn thing, even the
54:20
squat. That' s a good idea. A bad spider man, a
54:22
bad spiderund millionaire, is like Peter Parker' s antithesis as a villain.
54:29
That could be pretty cool. But the problem is that for that, because
54:30
I don' t know, the character has to be a character not whatever
54:35
this shit they showed us, but what you tell him is like talking about
54:40
the cast that means that Ame Scott and Marisa Tomei rotated your beaks, but
54:51
not for if the Spiderman of the Universe is but something I don' t
54:55
understand? But I don' t think I understand? S I mean these
55:01
two the son they were going to raise was supposed to be Peter yes,
55:06
but these two are the guys. No, the girl was his sister-
55:12
in- law, his brother, who also Sparker, was no longer ok
55:16
ok ok ok ok yes, yes, yes, he was the guy in
55:21
he was the already I so all chapters bring Luis ah already that part was
55:23
my confusion. I admit, not from the movie, not because I didn
55:30
' t do well, but a little bit common. But li alone is
55:34
clearer, but it' s just that the movie, the movie, no,
55:36
I mean no one reviewed this script Not everyone made their part of this
55:42
shit, because even in Cathy' s own personality, your almost impersonality,
55:47
your almost personality, it' s how I understand that you' re like
55:52
ay querki quirkis Sexy no, because she' s like that, she'
55:53
s like weird and she' s like ay. I don' t know
55:54
how to behave with people. You' re a doctor. I understand you
55:58
don' t want to behave like people, but tell a pregnant woman she
56:01
can die in childbirth. I think you' ve faced situations where people are
56:07
in shock and you know what to say. You don' t have to
56:10
be a mega empathetic person, but you' re supposed to have training in
56:15
these kinds of situations. Yes, very faggot. You know that saying everything
56:19
is going to be okay. I congratulate you, you don' t have
56:22
to comfort her, and less so as ah yes my mom died then the
56:25
deaths in childbirth. I don' t know what it is like Ritter Room,
56:30
you don' t know how to do you' re not going to
56:32
tell someone who' s just dying from you or who can bleed like no,
56:38
because death by bleeding is great that grace, because bleeding is very common,
56:45
because of vital fluid deficit. There' s more garlic and the liquid
56:51
we do right now, well, I don' t forgive the blood of
56:54
its liquid is a plasma of vital plasma to then like you why you talk
57:02
like that ah it' s already weirda quatt yes, the drawing you understand
57:09
as ah ok me, if I don' t know when a child gives
57:12
me a picture, what a dick to do this. But there it is,
57:14
there it is, I understand, I understand what I do with this
57:17
like that later, when I have it, it is comarcajas with that,
57:20
that is, I am a teacher, and what a pity, what a
57:23
pity since I apologize, but the number of drawings that I ended up voting
57:28
in the trash is immeasurable. Yeah, but when you get it, you
57:32
get it, you don' t tell the kid in the face and this
57:37
shit that it is and in front of the ducks aside knowing that you don
57:43
' t just save the mom, obviously, it' s like one thing
57:45
is that you' re weird and that and another thing that you' re
57:50
a bitch. Yes, because besides that you like children, because I don
57:53
' t mean to be offered the typical joke, if they call me with
57:59
this, if they call me the children with the phone, I answer,
58:02
if they happen to me something balano, because I answer, it is a
58:07
child and is giving you a picture receive it Das. Thanks smile and san
58:09
is over. It' s not that complicated less for a lady who should
58:15
have experience dealing with people. But then he liked it. He didn'
58:21
t like the movie. I don' t understand movie faggot. I think
58:23
oscar stops to talk about tropes, let' s talk about stupid nerd tropes
58:30
then we talk bad about the movie, then it' s against the going
58:34
to put nine. I didn' t. I, in fact say in
58:38
a moment I wanted out. I swear, I think, I think I
58:44
wouldn' t have gone out, but I think if I hadn' t,
58:46
because the movie played for stupid ner I think I would have played,
58:50
I would have played on the cell phone. I don' t get out,
58:53
I don' t think so, but I would have put playing on
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my cell phone at least like there, like I could see more or less
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what, but I would have, because his good alone and if people told
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me. And if people tell me I' m being disrespectful, I tell
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them no. The movie is disrespect, no, I' m the movie.
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Look at that shit, the movie that respect him and respect is not
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respect, it' s the concept, it' s the platonic idea of
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respect. They found a way to make this idea that I, in the
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world of ideas, become material in this piece of poop. I' m
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proposing a dream, let' s make it so that Madame Web, so
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she can get something out, more Güey. We say so we can get
59:44
something out of them. We' ve been talking about this shit for an
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hour. No, no, but in the future, ok Oka, tell
59:53
me about your last bad experience with someone, my last pyro experience that made
1:00:00
me leave the route. Oh, that' s a lot of madam.
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Web, you see it. If it' s too much. Mada,
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you' re running away. It' s not much, madam wey I
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gave myself that day a blow to the arm. Peru row me wev,
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that' s where it came out. She' s rowing, that'
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s where she came out. The word Egg Mama, Mom, Mom,
1:00:28
mamue we egg to egg. I don' t know how to put this
1:00:34
crass. Mame We, Mama Hue for Grandpa, Mama Egg. When Mama
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egg smells, I think the cafi is a joke inside the chapter. But
1:00:44
mom' s egg egg egg, dad' s egg that ma or mom
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' s weon ma is that it has to come from there. That'
1:00:51
s where it comes from. Nice real explanation. I' ve never been
1:00:59
so ugly in the movie and my Shart nay two six and VI Star Wars
1:01:08
roots of Skewook. I how miserable I was watching this movie? Did I
1:01:15
see the ride? I was thinking that how miserable I was with this movie?
1:01:20
I would equate him with how miserable I was watching the movie, the
1:01:23
office ride that level for very different reasons. Yeah,' cause my problem
1:01:31
with when ride five was moral More than anything here is going to be an
1:01:36
offense to art mother was walking move It' s her best movie, considering
1:01:44
her circumstances. That' s how I tell you circumstances. They did much
1:01:47
more with what they had than they did more. His characters are better written.
1:01:54
They act like shit, shitty characters, but they' re consistent with
1:02:00
who the things are that happen. They make sense within the internal logic of
1:02:07
the film which is a stinking logic, yes, but makes sense in internal
1:02:14
translogic. This isn' t a movie here This isn' t a movie
1:02:29
This isn' t a movie. If it' s ok, you'
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re right Yeah, that' s not Martin Martin Martuches qar tu Chis I
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don' t know how to say no Martin scors The corsi will be worse.
1:02:50
Martis Corsi, Martichies sorry you' re right. When Marvel' s
1:02:58
movies say that lucuras and buol are like being in an amusement park and mam
1:03:02
web is the locker. No, no, gentlemen, it' s the
1:03:07
toilets Move the part where the roller coaster breaks down and people die and shut
1:03:15
down The exact park is that' s mn ox I was going to say
1:03:23
you move the parking lots move. It' s the part where the park
1:03:25
then sues him for fighting with one of the eastern managers and takes even if
1:03:36
you move the finished unwashed park paila. That' s more wey in the
1:03:49
civilian who makes scorses what' s very bad- natured. Why Ben Parker
1:03:59
says with great responsibility, that great power is coming. I don' t
1:04:03
know, but because he gets the girls out of the house. If taking
1:04:08
them out to the public is dangerous. You can stay in the house.
1:04:11
You' ve been in the house for days and nothing' s happened.
1:04:14
They understand that you can, they can kill you, they have TV,
1:04:18
they have food, you go to the hospital and you come back. You
1:04:24
don' t have to take them out, but it doesn' t make
1:04:30
sense. So of course you will, because if you don' t get
1:04:36
them out, then the villain won' t be there to jump and catch
1:04:40
the ambulance. It' s the only one that' s ever filmed that
1:04:45
scene before. It' s so stupid. It' s so stupid.
1:04:54
What the fuck UFFF is not and the DS is dying. Someone disappears,
1:05:06
someone in your ranks and does nothing with the system that you can see all
1:05:11
the cameras on the planet. Not because I should do something with that.
1:05:15
It' s not like they were. Insert here a person who doesn'
1:05:19
t know what he did, who built, who doesn' t know what
1:05:23
the generic villainous mill looks like, what kind of computer has that evil in
1:05:30
the 2, 000 to have all this power and no idea. Why they
1:05:30
never explain it, because it has as it has small desk in the living
1:05:38
room. I mean, they never explain any shit they need to take out
1:05:43
the prey pack. Yeah, don' t let me miss in my favorite
1:05:48
my favorite trope from the Hakeame movies, the traffic lights. There are no
1:06:01
movies that at least use that to make fun things. This movie like that
1:06:05
many of the things that this movie expects to happen to you, like I
1:06:10
tell you ok I forgive you that exist in other movies, but the other
1:06:15
movies do cool things with that. This movie is just doing shit. So
1:06:18
that' s why he doesn' t forgive any, because of the traffic
1:06:21
lights, for example, I don' t know in the perfect crime Don
1:06:27
Italian I there use it, but the film is super entertaining. Then I
1:06:29
' ll buy you whatever you want. I' m having so much fun
1:06:31
this movie is how I' m so bored that I' m just looking
1:06:35
for things to be more imputed to you, because they' re reovias.
1:06:40
I mean, it' s obvious this is wrong. Yes, it becomes
1:06:44
obvious that you don' t even have to look for them. It'
1:06:45
s just that the newspaper thing becomes obvious. It' s absurd. This
1:06:48
couldn' t have happened. This can' t happen. This makes no
1:06:51
sense, and it' s the first thing that happens in the movie that
1:06:55
happens when you tell him we' re being kidnapped, there' s six
1:07:00
in case you' re going to stop her four, that is, they
1:07:03
fight there and then they get to the police looking for the spider. When
1:07:05
no one has told them anything. Things happen because they have to happen.
1:07:12
Then you don' t have to look for her. So, don'
1:07:14
t pay attention to the movie. The movie' s gonna tell you where
1:07:16
everybody is. The shit I wrote there' s no narrative logic at all.
1:07:24
Not a fucking movie, not a shit. Well, let' s
1:07:35
go Let' s go Let' s go Let' s go. But
1:07:40
this up to a hundred- talite version that this man is trying to kill
1:07:44
for why and in larism, what' s going on. I can see
1:07:47
the future Paola, why don' t you, the future Groud is over.
1:07:53
You didn' t work out ready this man before who I' ve
1:08:00
been doing this to you in the Amazon when I was investigating spiders just before
1:08:03
I died. Wait, I know you. You live hard too You'
1:08:10
re the doctor' s. Yes, Cassini, you run over. You
1:08:14
don' t think it' s weird that we' re all connected.
1:08:18
Honestly, that' s the least weird thing that' s happened all day.
1:08:23
Gor, you have no idea who those chi girls are. You think
1:08:29
he can see the future. Try to change what' s going to happen.
1:08:35
I' m going to be you your future was going to be very
1:08:46
different, not much. If you want to have fun, you must trust
1:08:53
my houses, you' ll prepare, chi there you' ve graze.
1:09:02
It was here impotite. That was our episode about Mama Egg. Egg mom.
1:09:16
Thank you so much for listening. We hope you went to see the
1:09:20
movie. If you' ve only seen the episode, don' t really
1:09:25
go. But if you know someone who saw her, move on from this
1:09:30
chapter to feel accompanied by her hatred and give her a hug, neither he
1:09:33
or she needs it because, because after being that movie, it' s
1:09:38
safe to feel like an egg mom. Egg mom. Egg Mom, thank
1:09:42
you so much for listening to us. Really and share this episode and you
1:09:45
liked your friends if you didn' t like your enemies and you liked travel
1:09:48
with the people you' ve taken web to those people. A help group.
1:09:54
This is more of an episode than an episode, it' s a
1:09:56
self- help group. A help group, it' s a group of
1:10:00
a safe space. Since it wasn' t any more like it wasn'
1:10:04
t bane and comment on what you thought of other stupidities. You saw why
1:10:10
from minute one to minute to hour fifty- seven all but punctual. It
1:10:15
would be nice to hear it, but we can' t leave without giving
1:10:19
you the stupid nerd score for Madama, for Madame Web, I' m
1:10:26
not going to put you for not deserve it. Because he doesn' t
1:10:27
deserve it, and then for the reasons given. Me from zero to ten
1:10:34
And just because the train scene I think I thought it was and just because
1:10:38
the train scene seemed squeaky and rescueable to me. I' m going to
1:10:44
be able to get one five, that is, one five from zero to
1:10:51
ten gift diego. You feel like this movie didn' t make the slightest
1:10:56
effort. So I' m going to get on par and I' m
1:11:00
just going to say for two aha yes I' m the five and already
1:11:05
because already playing apolo did then so that I tito to calculate no no,
1:11:10
if not nothing, already put them one without already we care already an ass.
1:11:12
That movie was bullshit. This is the worst thing that ever happened to
1:11:15
me. If you feel that this chapter was done with hatred, it is
1:11:17
because it was and thanks. Sonny bastards. I hope that you will do
1:11:27
just as well with believable, because it will be that you are making this
1:11:30
proposal is that it already has to be proposed after Morbes. Besides because those
1:11:31
who wrote this wrote Borbus what, because they keep letting him make movies or
1:11:39
pep commercials that or whatever. I mean, nobody saw Morbius. No one
1:11:44
saw Morbius' reception, because what he thought, what was going to happen.
1:11:48
Now I hope that the Creibent will be the same and we make the
1:11:53
trilogy of horror. Yeah, the egg mom trilogy, the egg mom trilogy
1:11:58
like, but the other thing that I' m curious about is knowing memes
1:12:02
are gonna get out of here because I say Morbius, left us morming time
1:12:05
boots. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:12:06
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:12:06
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:12:06
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:12:06
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:12:06
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:12:06
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:12:06
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:12:06
no, no, no, no, no no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:12:06
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:12:06
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:12:06
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:12:06
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:12:06
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:12:06
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:12:06
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:12:06
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:12:06
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:12:06
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:12:06
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:12:06
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:12:06
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:12:06
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:12:06
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:12:06
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:12:06
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:12:06
That' s what I was thinking. Something might give us a chance
1:12:10
to wait and see. I wish I didn' t think of what,
1:12:16
but I wish I didn' t. I hope it happens with the grief
1:12:20
and glory it deserves that it is neither a meme nor a meme of h
1:12:27
In fact, even I have, I feel like in a few months to
1:12:31
eliminate this chapter is that not even as it never happened. The only reason
1:12:34
I' d say it' s not because the idea that Madame Web might
1:12:38
be known as Mama Egg I really like. Okay, but I' ll
1:12:45
see you in eight days to talk about Pop to kill, Netflix, the
1:12:51
legend of ang or the last airbender. I don' t know what they
1:12:54
called her. I didn' t start it and get nervous. I'
1:12:58
m nervous, too. Let' s see worse. No, no,
1:13:02
no, no, no, no, no, but it' s just
1:13:05
that the best thing to bottom is that it' s just going to pull
1:13:09
up or what madameb can' t be a comparison for absolutely nothing, because
1:13:13
then that' s just accepting the mediocre as the highest point of life.
1:13:18
No, madame, Web, it can' t be yes, madame.
1:13:24
Web. It must be forgotten. It must be forgotten. An experience of
1:13:28
the outstanding that all should exist. That' s all. Thank you very
1:13:31
much, Don Diego in the good dog. I' m Juan Dapo and
1:13:36
Welling Time, Mom egg and goodbye God, nerda wey