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BONUS: Mt Rushmore of Reality TV · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: If it's Lala count. Welcome to another bonus episode of
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  Speaker 1: the Give Them Laala Podcast. Today we are talking about
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  Speaker 1: the Mount Rushmore of reality television. Who would we put
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  Speaker 1: if Mount Rushmore suddenly was full of reality TV people?
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  Speaker 1: Who would you put there? Hey? Can I interrupt? Always?
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  Speaker 2: Who's on Mount Rushmore?
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  Speaker 1: Right now?
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  Speaker 3: That's a great rush Do you know this is not
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  Speaker 3: the podcast app?
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  Speaker 4: I can tell you? Do you know Easton?
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  Speaker 5: Anyway? No, let me start throwing names out.
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  Speaker 1: Lincoln, who's the guy with the white hair? How about Hoover?
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  Speaker 3: Hoover, George Washington, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and
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  Speaker 3: Abraham Lincoln? Yes? Really, off, I don't love those guys
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  Speaker 3: on the mountain.
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  Speaker 1: There's only four. Everyone knows that every major pop group
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  Speaker 1: always comes in fives. So you would think Mount Rushmore
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  Speaker 1: if it were like a boy band, they would have
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  Speaker 1: one more face.
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  Speaker 3: If you had one more face to put on Mount
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  Speaker 3: Rushmore in reality?
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  Speaker 4: Who would it be? Mine? Would be?
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  Speaker 1: Uh? In reality? Can I tell you who I would
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  Speaker 1: put on Mount Rushmore?
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  Speaker 5: As is?
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  Speaker 1: Right now? I don't know much about him, but his
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  Speaker 1: name is mentioned in Seinfeld. But van Buren van Buren,
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  Speaker 1: the eighth president. Van Buren, He's like, and I went
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  Speaker 1: like this and it's their secret sign. He's like, what
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  Speaker 1: is this?
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  Speaker 5: He's like Van Buren brothers eight, he.
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  Speaker 1: Was the eighth president, the van Buren Boys. True. And
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  Speaker 1: there's a street as I drive to Palm Springs, the
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  Speaker 1: Van Buren exit. And I highly doubt if he were controversial,
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  Speaker 1: the state of California would allow him to be an exit.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know about that, because one drive right and.
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  Speaker 1: Tearing down in the South lots of we're not in
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  Speaker 1: the South. I know we're in California. Baby, in Tennessee.
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  Speaker 3: I used to drive by all of the monuments of
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  Speaker 3: men on horses and they were all problematic.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I would drive by them every day. Van Buren
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  Speaker 4: is the eighth president.
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  Speaker 3: I always assume most old white men from the past
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  Speaker 3: are problematic.
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  Speaker 1: Ho horrific creature.
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  Speaker 4: Guess what his cause of death was? This is wild?
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  Speaker 3: What seventeen eighty two cause of death asthma death.
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  Speaker 4: That's a cause of death, the common cold.
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  Speaker 1: God's wild.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: He died at the age of eighteen thirty seven. No,
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  Speaker 3: he died at the age of seventy nine years Wow.
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  Speaker 1: He made he rocked it. He rocked it till the
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  Speaker 1: wheels fell off. Wow, I made it longer.
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  Speaker 5: Than my dad.
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  Speaker 2: It seems back then they did live longer because my
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  Speaker 2: mother born in the nineteen whatever, and we're.
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  Speaker 1: Talking seventeen one hundreds.
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  Speaker 2: I know, but my grandmother live until she was ninety seven,
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  Speaker 2: and my other one until she was ninety six.
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  Speaker 1: I will ask as this person, when were they born?
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  Speaker 3: Van Buren was born seventeen eighty two, but he died
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  Speaker 3: in eighteen sixty two. And I will add you guys,
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  Speaker 3: this came up on Wikipedia. He emerged as an elder
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  Speaker 3: statesman and an anti slavery leader who led the Free
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  Speaker 3: Soil Party ticket in the eighteen forty eight presidential election.
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  Speaker 3: Wow Rush for put him on Rush.
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  Speaker 1: I told you California always comes through. I can't defend Bundy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm wondering if there's something else behind that.
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  Speaker 4: There's multiple bundies.
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  Speaker 1: Al Bundy's exactly what it is?
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  Speaker 5: Al?
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  Speaker 4: Who's Al? Is he not?
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  Speaker 1: The murder Louvan Mary louvn Marriage go together? The lack
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  Speaker 1: of horse and carriage?
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  Speaker 4: Hello? Marriage children?
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  Speaker 1: Peg?
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  Speaker 4: Peg?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I.
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  Speaker 4: Think why would you ever name your kid?
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  Speaker 1: Peg?
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  Speaker 4: What was the daughter?
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember, but that Christine Applegate.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, her name was Peg.
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  Speaker 1: Peggy. Yeah, Chris boy named No, it's the wife with
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  Speaker 1: the red hair who's always dressed super sexy, and I
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  Speaker 1: can't remember her actual name. But she was in Smart House?
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  Speaker 5: Didymuse it scared me?
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  Speaker 4: Well?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she goes rogue. The house essentially turns into the enemy,
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  Speaker 1: and that's to live in it.
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  Speaker 4: That's gonna happen though.
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  Speaker 1: It's very scary Smart House and literally that exists.
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  Speaker 2: Now, yes, you guys, she was on another show too
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  Speaker 2: for a long time. Christine Applegate, No, Peg, are we
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  Speaker 2: talking about?
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  Speaker 5: Katie? Sure?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? Is that who it is?
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  Speaker 5: Katie?
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  Speaker 4: She was in Sons of Anarchy? Yes she was.
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  Speaker 1: She's a badass. Anyway, we went on a very weird
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  Speaker 1: tangent of Peg.
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  Speaker 3: Of Peg and not at all talking about what we
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  Speaker 3: would usually be talking about with Peg.
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  Speaker 1: We got very smart talking about Van Buren and they
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  Speaker 1: got really stupid.
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  Speaker 4: I love.
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  Speaker 1: Podcast, Okay, Jess, why don't you start us off with
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  Speaker 1: who would be on your mount Rushmore of reality TV stars?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, guys, Snookie, great one, the memo, the meat Ball.
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  Speaker 3: I am fun fact I am when I call mister
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  Speaker 3: Bubbs my little brother. Snooky's photo appears like classic though,
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  Speaker 3: like chubby face, like bump Snooky because she.
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  Speaker 1: Calls me and okie, what a breath of fresh air,
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  Speaker 1: and she entered the scene.
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  Speaker 4: I know she was wild.
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  Speaker 3: Kim Kardashian obviously, Bobby Flay. Oh, I love Bobby Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I had a crush on Bobby forever.
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  Speaker 4: But I also just loved watching.
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  Speaker 3: The Food Channel when I was home sick, Food Network,
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  Speaker 3: and that's why I started getting into like experimenting with
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  Speaker 3: cooking and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Love it.
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  Speaker 3: And then last but not least, Lauren Conrad the best. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because like og like reality, You've got.
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  Speaker 1: An excellent Mount Rushmore. You really do.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you so much. How about you guys?
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  Speaker 5: What about you t let me read them? Guy Fieri, oh.
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  Speaker 1: Flavor, you can't even throw him on your Mount Rushmore
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  Speaker 1: because the whole civilized world knows that it's Guy Fieri.
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  Speaker 5: And then.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's a good one. Wow, he almost made my list.
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  Speaker 4: He's got safe care Guy and Paulie. It could just
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  Speaker 4: go into.
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  Speaker 6: One Italians and then Mike the situation. I think he
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  Speaker 6: was a great one.
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  Speaker 4: Oh We're strong on Jersey Show.
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  Speaker 1: It was the only one I actually read some of
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  Speaker 1: the men World and then male rushmore So okay.
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  Speaker 6: And my other one's a mail too, Oh okay, Christopher,
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  Speaker 6: who is that Robin Big?
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  Speaker 4: Which one was big?
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  Speaker 5: He's big big, but I thought he was great and
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  Speaker 5: Robin Big.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I kicked it with him after I got a
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  Speaker 1: drinking ticket. Was he cool? He was way cool. He
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  Speaker 1: was up at this club on Main Street in Park
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  Speaker 1: City and we used to go up there because we
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  Speaker 1: knew the like the club promoter, and he was there.
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  Speaker 1: And the night before I had called the police on
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  Speaker 1: myself and they gave me a drinking ticket.
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  Speaker 4: Why'd you call it on yourself?
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  Speaker 1: Well, because this woman went rogue at my friend's house
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  Speaker 1: on seventeen hundred South Foothill and this girl was going
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  Speaker 1: crazy and trying to told me that she was going
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  Speaker 1: to curb me. So I kicked her off the porch. Literally. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: that literally kicked her off the porch. Okay, I've told
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  Speaker 1: this story before. And then she comes up to the
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  Speaker 1: window because she bounced back quick. Oh no, comes to
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  Speaker 1: the window and goes, I'm getting a rock, and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, oh shit, So I called the police because
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  Speaker 1: no one's doing anything. I'm like, does anyone see this tiny,
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  Speaker 1: little pint sized woman trying to.
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  Speaker 4: Kill me right now? Oh no.
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  Speaker 1: And so when the cops came, they were ready to
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  Speaker 1: throw her in jail, and she goes, she's been drinking too,
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  Speaker 1: And they looked at me and they said, have you
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  Speaker 1: been drinking? And I'm like, well, I know how this ends.
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  Speaker 1: You breathalyze me, and now I've lied to you. So
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  Speaker 1: I said, yes I have, and I'm only twenty. I
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  Speaker 1: turned twenty one in like three months. And bid your ticket.
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  Speaker 1: They certainly did. They certainly did. Next night I was
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  Speaker 1: up in the club.
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  Speaker 4: Just the working numbs with a big wow, drinking, drinking
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  Speaker 4: once again.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, at that point in time, all bets were off
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  Speaker 1: depending how many of these I have? You could get monkeys,
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  Speaker 1: how many of these?
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  Speaker 4: We don't know what that is.
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  Speaker 1: But.
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  Speaker 5: Through the club, just grabbing penises.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe who knows.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so big, that was good. Oh we should have
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  Speaker 3: put Steve O on there. Anyway, keep going?
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  Speaker 5: Is that reality cast? But that is a reality, straight up.
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  Speaker 1: Anything that you don't read from a script is reality.
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  Speaker 1: That's why this one's over here. Picking from PROBB Food Network. Mine.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't decide between James Kennedy or Jax Taylor.
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  Speaker 5: Jackson was about to make mine.
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  Speaker 4: Those are good. I think Jax Tape.
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  Speaker 5: I think Jack Jackson's really good TV.
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  Speaker 4: You got the crazy eyes here and there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, James has pulled it together a little too much.
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  Speaker 5: You know, you gotta lose it.
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  Speaker 1: James Paris and Nicole, Oh my god, yep. I'm they're
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  Speaker 1: counting as one because my game, I make the rules. Sure,
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  Speaker 1: so they're one. Kim k obviously, I think my next
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  Speaker 1: one would have to be Teresa Judie so good, so good.
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  Speaker 1: You chose Lauren Conrad. I'm going Kristen Cavaleri because I
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  Speaker 1: feel like she came in and she like really brought
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  Speaker 1: down the hammer.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she was the other side. You're your mountain is
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  Speaker 3: quite full, but I love this.
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  Speaker 1: My mountain is quite full. But again, it's my game.
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  Speaker 4: It's sure, it's your game.
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  Speaker 5: On.
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  Speaker 4: Let's have a crowd up there.
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  Speaker 1: One. And you know what I did think about kicking
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  Speaker 1: Kim k off and giving that spot to Chris Jenner.
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  Speaker 3: She has the iconic like Martini like reality is Chris
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  Speaker 3: it is?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and she also made the Kim k and the
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  Speaker 5: family that so she's.
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  Speaker 1: I think she's the center of my Mountain Rushmore, Paris
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  Speaker 1: and Nicole.
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  Speaker 4: We were amazing choices.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so let's see one two five.
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  Speaker 4: That's good.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, I think I'm gonna make mine a
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  Speaker 1: full female Mount Rushmore. Get rid of Jack's Taylor. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna have I I'm gonna kick Kim Kay off, give
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  Speaker 1: that spot to Chris. And you know what, I think
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give Teresa Judice the boot because I think
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  Speaker 1: Mount Rushmore of Bravo for sure. So I think I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna have Chris at the center, Paris Nicole. You know what,
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  Speaker 1: Teresa can come back because I've got Chris and Cavalary.
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  Speaker 4: Love it this.
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  Speaker 6: Head up there, and then all the kids off.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah all right.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like that's a pretty spectacular
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  Speaker 1: Mount Rushmore.
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  Speaker 4: That's a great one.
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  Speaker 1: But Bethany Frankel did say Teresa Judice would be at
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  Speaker 1: the top of her list. If they were doing Housewives
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  Speaker 1: themed Mount Rushmore, Teresa Judice would be front and center.
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  Speaker 4: I agree.
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  Speaker 1: Do you agree?
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  Speaker 4: She's iconic and.
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  Speaker 1: Look what she's been through.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, by the way, I don't think it gets like
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  Speaker 1: I as far as respect goes, I really I was
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  Speaker 1: a little sad when when Teresa and I were not
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  Speaker 1: seeing eye to eye and I was talking a little
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  Speaker 1: too much, And like, you know, doing a podcast is
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  Speaker 1: really really weird and hard because we're talking about a
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  Speaker 1: world that I'm I'm involved in, and I sometimes hate
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  Speaker 1: talking about, like anything, housewives because as time goes on,
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  Speaker 1: you make friends with people or make a connection, and
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  Speaker 1: even though you may not agree with how they moved
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  Speaker 1: on TV, it's like, but I know this person. It's
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  Speaker 1: a little bit deeper than just like watching ten minutes
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  Speaker 1: of this person once a week or whatever, and then
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  Speaker 1: I worry that I'm gonna hurt their feelings. That's another
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  Speaker 1: reason why I feel like I've kind of steered clear
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  Speaker 1: of talking about housewives like that, because let's be honest,
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  Speaker 1: they're all freaking iconic. Every housewife has had a truly
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  Speaker 1: iconic moment line, even if they were only on for
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  Speaker 1: one season.
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  Speaker 4: I think, yeah, yeah, are we getting Lisa's or not?
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  Speaker 4: Do you have one?
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  Speaker 2: I'm on rushmore like who's on there?
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  Speaker 5: Now?
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  Speaker 4: It's gonna be all.
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  Speaker 1: We've learned Lisa to a day and on podcasting, maybe
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  Speaker 1: just the one but Max, all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Well, I don't know that many reality TV personalities.
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  Speaker 1: Can I tell you what my mom said the other
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  Speaker 1: day and I almost felt bad. She had a People
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  Speaker 1: magazine on the table and I go, did you read this?
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  Speaker 1: This issue looks really good? There was like a murderer
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  Speaker 1: on the front or whatever, and she goes, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I've just given up on buying magazines like this because
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  Speaker 1: every time I do, when I open them, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know who anyone is anymore. And I was like, I don't, Mom,
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  Speaker 1: that makes you feel old.
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  Speaker 3: That's interesting because I feel like you're always on top
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  Speaker 3: of like the l you're sending us in the news,
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  Speaker 3: and well, it's always crime related.
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  Speaker 1: A tragedy that we laugh at and get like crucified
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  Speaker 1: in the comment section for laughing. And what are people saying?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Kristin Cavalari, Lala Kent, Wow Erica, Jane, Jess And
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  Speaker 3: then they made very clear, which, of course, love is blind?
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  Speaker 4: Do we know who Jess is on?
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  Speaker 1: Love is blind?
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  Speaker 5: Love?
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  Speaker 4: Jess Love is blind?
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  Speaker 1: Who is just on Love is Blind? Jessica Vestall?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not familiar with this person, but that doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you guys, we forgot rue Paul I would have
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  Speaker 3: freaking put Rue Paul.
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  Speaker 1: Wait who put nobody?
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  Speaker 3: But I was just looking at because there's the next
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  Speaker 3: one I read has someone from Rue Paul.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know this love is blind person, but you
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  Speaker 1: know what, it's your Mount Rushmore.
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  Speaker 4: It's baby, yep, your Mount Rushmore.
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  Speaker 1: We're up there. I love it. Okay. I feel very
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  Speaker 1: honored to be on dot girls Mount Rushmore.
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  Speaker 4: I have to say.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm not just even like doing this. A lot
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  Speaker 3: of these are you? You're on a ton of these?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean these people are my friends and part
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  Speaker 1: of my community.
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  Speaker 2: So I beyond my Mount Rushmore.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, my Mount Rushmore's U three plus ocean.
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  Speaker 4: That's my freaking Mount Rushmore.
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  Speaker 1: I love that.
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  Speaker 3: And then and then I here the center. Just okay,
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  Speaker 3: this one is good. Ceet the challenge you guys remember
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  Speaker 3: how Yes, Okay, Tamra, Judge.
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  Speaker 4: Williams Poor this is.
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  Speaker 1: A great one. And the Queen Lalla, wow, I'm really
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  Speaker 1: freaking honor.
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  Speaker 3: No that I'm not even like you're on all of these.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure somewhere down here.
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  Speaker 6: What was that scary game that you'd have to like
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  Speaker 6: get in like a basketful.
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  Speaker 1: Of where they take you to like Las Vegas in
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  Speaker 1: factory factor, or you'd be in something and they would
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  Speaker 1: release all the spiders to crawl on you.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: No, I could not do that. Ooh, this is that's
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  Speaker 4: a good one.
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  Speaker 1: Okay tell me Okay, Snooky of course, Dossy epic epic,
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  Speaker 1: Polly d.
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  Speaker 4: And Abby Lee Miller. You guys, dance moms.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know that she had a name.
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  Speaker 4: Oh have you ever seen her? The girl from Mom
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  Speaker 4: She's Wild?
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  Speaker 3: The scene of her scooting down the road, just zooming
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  Speaker 3: away on a scooter on one of those she had
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  Speaker 3: pulled up to watch like a dance show recital, and
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  Speaker 3: she was on her phone, but she was in the
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  Speaker 3: aisle on the scooter.
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  Speaker 4: She had hurt her ankle. One of the moms gets
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  Speaker 4: behind her and goes.
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  Speaker 3: And goes like, you talk about respect all the time,
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  Speaker 3: you need to get off your phone, and Abby shocked,
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  Speaker 3: so she she straight faced backs up her scooter and
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  Speaker 3: then leaves. Production is with the cameras like where'd she go?
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  Speaker 3: And all of a sudden, you just see your zooming.
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  Speaker 4: Down the street and guess where she's going? To the
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  Speaker 4: police station to report the mom who yelled at her
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  Speaker 4: at the dance.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, Throw her on my mount Rushmore too.
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  Speaker 1: She sounds like a chaotic mess and I want her
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  Speaker 1: on TV.
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  Speaker 6: It's just wild to see her yelling at these kids
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  Speaker 6: at dance class.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, now it's Jojo seewah, right, she's out of her Mind's.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, she needs to disappear for a minute.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my goodness.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: A lot of people are saying that. And as thrilled
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: as I am that she's come into her own, I
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: think maybe take a breather, take a beat Jojo. Yeah, yeah,
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Jo's seawah.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: You guys remember on keep keeping up with the Kardashians.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: When she made an appearance to see.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: North, and North was like, my mom said, you're loud
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: and annoying.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: Kim was like, no, I didn't, honey. I said you
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: have to be more loud like her.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: And it's like, we must get you more bows. Oh,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: can I tell you so when we went to oh
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: my gosh, that's so funny. When we went to Ocean's
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: preschool orientation, Yeah, the head of the school comes up.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: She's like, just so you know, we know everything. So
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: when these kids come to school, we are very aware
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: of the fights. Mom and Dad have. I'm aware of
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: what you say, just so you know.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: And teachers are so they're so trustworthy. They hear so
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: much shit every day all day.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: They do you know what.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: She doesn't really discuss a lot of things that go
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: on outside of.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: It, but that are gonna go.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: She's a very present child, to be honest.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: So another one you okay, Okay, keep it coming.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: Kate below Deck who I don't know.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: I don't want to, Kate Chastain Savage.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Okay, she's great, Stacy excellent choice, great choice.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: And Johnny Bananas another.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: I almost put him on. Is iconic. And the fact
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: that he's still around doing the challenge and usually wins
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: every single season is freaking wild.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: I used to be so obsessed with the freaking real
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: worlds guys. We had like gone out with them when
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: I was in college. I think freshman year, me and
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: my friend Shelby went out with Kenny Santucci and Evan.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: I got a little makeout sesshon with Kenny. No finger legs,
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: just a little kissed.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: But he was like a man who I think like
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: a day later he made out with my best friend.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Well, you know what, get how you live? We love
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: that for end and I actually say who Another great
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: reality TV personality is Yes, do you guys remember Cameron?
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: She was on the Real World and then was like
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: the Voice of Reason, beautiful blonde, bright blue eyes, great lashes,
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: then went on to be on Southern Charm.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: What. Yeah, No, I don't remember for that?
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: Ye?
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: Do we okay? Do we know?
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Do we remember? THEO Vonn was on uh the That's
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: how he came to.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Fame, you guys, hold on, tell me more.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: He was on like The Challenge or Real World? Hold
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: on Theovonn.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: He was like, for me, one of the first reality
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: because I was at the time like reality TV guys
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: that like broke through that wall and made it as
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: a comedian.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: THEO the Challenge, the Challenge?
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Did he win? No?
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: I don't think so.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Right. Did they stay in the same house during the challenge?
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Because I would have slept with him, probably because you
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: would have. Yeah, he was funny.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: Sure, I'm gonna send you guys this photo. It's like
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: when he was young.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: You can make me laugh while what Lisa calls blinking blinking?
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, I found a Joe Rogan one Okay, this person
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: said Joe Rogan, La La, I'm not kidding.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: I think they're just trying to be nice.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: Nor well like him, keep it coming. Actually, come in here.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: I'm complaining about everyone. They're trying to be nice. I'm like,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: you're just trying to be nice.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: Joe Rogan, Laala, Bill Burr, and Jenna Lyons. I think
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: we would have an intelligent dinner convo.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Yes we would.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: You sure would.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Who else knew about about Van Buren? Nobody in the room, Okay,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: didn't know who was the eighth president? Mother, I did not.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know who the presidents were.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: I learned so much from family guy in Seinfeld. I
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: won't even lie there.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, the writers are geniuses. Lala du Page Disorbo
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: so good, so funny. See when you brought up shoulder
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: pads on the other episode, the iconic line of Page
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: going she wore shoulder.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: Pads to the beach. She knew she was getting engaged.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: Did you ever see that?
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Just sound identical to her.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: It's funny, Okay, Laala, Paige Kelly clarkson Reality TV, Hello,
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Hello American Idol, How I found Lala?
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: All the greats start on the Great reality Television.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: And Spencer Pratt, that's a good he Okay, I have
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: the male Mount Rushmore that I would do.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, Jax Taylor, that person that they just said, what's
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: his name again? Uh, Spencer Spencer Pratt?
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, so funny.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: And then I think I would do like Johnny Bananas
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: and poll D that would be my Mount Rushmore.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: Johnny Bananas was the hot one. That's who I should
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: have made out with if I had the chance.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: You know what, he still runs around in this crew?
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: Is he is?
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Sheenah knows him. Well.
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: I don't know if I feel the same. I'm just
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: talking about back in the day.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sure. I was like, we can, We'll take
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: you right back to the two thousand whatever.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: I'm sure he's great.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: I'm sure he's great. He actually looks the same dress.
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: Does he? Oh? Okay, moving on too? Oh interesting. I
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: don't know. I don't know those pupil so I'm not
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: gonna say them.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: No, I have to know.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Well, okay, I'll read it, Snookie, Amanda Batula anyone, Well
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: we also learn on this podcast. Yeah that's true. Amanda
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: b A t U l A. And there's another one,
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: Ali Harper.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, hang on, yeah, Amanda Betula, Oh my god, she's
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: on Summer House.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: Oh amazing.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: See I would have known if they said Amanda from
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Summerhouse okay, and.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: Chris and Cavalery and then Cavalary and then Ali Harper.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Ali A L L I E. Okay, let's see. I
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: don't know any of these. I lost you would though.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Amanda's the really, really cute one on Summerhouse mom who
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: was wanting to not run Lover Boy anymore and do
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: her own thing. I love her, we all do. She's
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: so cute and sweet. My WiFi is like not great here.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know this Ali Harper.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: It looks like selling the OC, selling the OC.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: See. I don't watch that. I don't watch that, but
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: maybe I'll get into it. Oh yeah, I've seen this girl.
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: Dan.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: See.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I like knowing who people would put on their Mount
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Rushmore because sometimes you forget people that there's so much
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: content to consume and so many people who are out
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: in these streets making iconic television. Yeah, who deserve to
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: be recognized. And because we're just kind of tunnel vision
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: with what we like and what we know in our
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: go to TV shows. This is what it's all about. Wait,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: can I say one thing? Yes? Because I don't think
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: we're going to talk about it. This is very much
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: in the vein of reality television because that's what we're
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: talking about. But when we did our Iconic Housewives Moments
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: episode a while back, we forgot to talk about I
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: think a Viva dresser should be on Mount Rushmore for
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: the taking off the prosthetic leg and throwing it onto
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: the table with a heel on. Mind you, I think,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: why sl if I'm taken?
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Yes, an absolute iconic, there's nothing better than that moment.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: And then someone grabs it and throws it across the
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: room and everyone's like, ah, like.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: It's like, it's a snake.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: What snake?
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: What was the line?
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Because she had a line and then she pretended like
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: she and it was the drama and she goes, what
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: was the line?
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: Can we google it?
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: It's so funny? Well, of course we can google it.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Hold On, a Viva dresser.
• 25:35
  Speaker 6: Take their leg off and throw it.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: Remember in the sex episode that my my partner took
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: his leg off, and by a partner, I mean one
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: night stand that was wild.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Hold On, the only thing that is artificial or fake
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: about me is this. That is the funniest shit ever.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: There's nothing bad.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I know one write in about that.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: Now it looks like very old leg too, and.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: You have to let's be in, No, it's high tech.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: You have to have it pre like you can't just
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: pull reach.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: No, she was like unsnapping it because she shows you
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: how she put her leg on, yeah and took it off.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: And she has one for a heel, one for swimming,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: and one for flats and they're not cheap.
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: Okay, she's got like thirty thousand dollars in legs.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean I think just for that moment,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: she deserves to be on Mount Rushmore.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: Iconic, absolutely iconic. This one great.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Some of the pioneers, This says all four of the
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Osbourne's reality TV pioneer here a Gold That's who it
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: was that gives me, Ken Todd energy, Ozzy Osbourne and
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Ken Tart shoveling in don't know.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: They had to use subtitles and checking out, but Sharon
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: knows exactly what he's saying.
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: How He's like Sharon, Yeah, and she's like yes, Allsie,
• 26:57
  Speaker 7: Sharon well said, Alsie, did you well said?
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Hiconic? I totally indig that.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: That's I forgot about that.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: That's the solid four.
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: What about the Playboy mansion.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Kelly Jack Osbourne, who does jiu jitsu? Sharon and Ozzie.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, the girl's next door.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: There's so many great ones, you guys.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: We need a big Mount Holly and Ken.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: The fact that we all get a Mount Rushmore. I'm
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: bad at math, but four times, however many people rode in,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: we get a massive Mount Rushmore. We get the whole
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Grand Canyon to search chisel in.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: Here is Mount Rushmore located.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: In one of the Dakotas Mount Rushmore location. We would
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: move it, though, to Hollywood.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: We would move it to Montana, and Lisa could gallop
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: her way up.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: South Dakota sound South Sudam.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I got it wrong.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: I've never met anyone from South or North Dakota.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: They don't exist, I know, just kidding, that's fucked up.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: We love you South and North Dakota.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever gotten anyone, right, seen a
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: license from there? What's going on over there?
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: I'm oh, I'm sending the screenshots to Dennis and John.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: No, I'm wondering what's going on in the Dakota.
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: Why not to you?
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Not to you? Why we've never seen anyone or heard
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: from anyone over there.
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: Have you ever seen anybody or heard anybody go yeah
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: from South Dakota.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, nor they don't.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: I don't think they exist because you know what, though,
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: if the world was coming to an end and crazy
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: stuff happened, I would head straight for the Dakota's.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, did you just come up with that?
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: In fact, you guys should have people right in if
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: they're from Dakota's.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So just let us know you're okay. This is
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: a wellness check on the Dakotas.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we'd love to we'd.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Love to know if you need some help.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, or if.
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: You or if it like a special report.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: You guys, the Dakota's could be like the most special,
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: iconic place and they're like, don't talk about it, we
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: don't want anyone here.
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: Feel trip to the Dakotas.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: Let's find out feel.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Trip to the Dakota and Themala takes the Dakotas. You guys,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: this was a very fun episode. I love that you
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: guys love reality television just as much as we do.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Have the best rest of the week. Thank you for
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: tuning into the boner episode. We'll catch you next time. Yeah,