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Don Quixote in England - Henry Fielding · Ethan Frome

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  Speaker 1: Dedication Preface, Dramatic Personae and Act one of Don Quixote
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  Speaker 1: in England by Henry Fielding. This is a LibriVox recording.
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  Speaker 1: to the Right Honorable Philip Earl of Chesterfield, Knight of
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  Speaker 1: the most Noble Order of the Garter. My Lord, however
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  Speaker 1: unworthy these scenes may be of your Lordship's protection, the
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  Speaker 1: design with which some of them were written cannot fail
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  Speaker 1: of recommending them to one who has so gloriously distinguished
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  Speaker 1: himself in the cause of liberty, to which the corruption
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  Speaker 1: I have here endeavored to expose may one day be
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  Speaker 1: a very fatal enemy. The freedom of the stage is
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  Speaker 1: perhaps as well worth contending for as that of the press.
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  Speaker 1: It is the opinion of an author well known to
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  Speaker 1: your Lordship that examples were quicker and stronger on the
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  Speaker 1: minds of men than precepts. This will, I believe, my Lord,
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  Speaker 1: be found truer with regard to politics than to ethics.
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  Speaker 1: The most ridiculous exhibitions of luxury or avarice may likely
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  Speaker 1: have little effect on the sensualist or the miser. But
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  Speaker 1: I fancy a lively representation of the calamities brought on
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  Speaker 1: a country by general corruption might have a very sensible
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  Speaker 1: and useful effect on the spectators. Socrates, who owed his
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  Speaker 1: destruction greatly to the contempt brought on him by the
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  Speaker 1: comedies of Aristophanes, is a lasting instance of the force
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  Speaker 1: of theatrical ridicule. Here, indeed, this weapon was used to
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  Speaker 1: an ill purpose. But surely what is able to bring
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  Speaker 1: wisdom and virtue into disrepute will with great facility lay
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  Speaker 1: their opposites under a general contempt. There are among us
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  Speaker 1: who seem so sensible of the danger of wit and
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  Speaker 1: humor that they are resolved to have nothing to do
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  Speaker 1: with them. And indeed they are in the right aunt.
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  Speaker 1: For wit light hunger will be with great difficulty restrained
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  Speaker 1: from falling on where there is great plenty and variety
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  Speaker 1: of food. But while the powerful sons of dulness shed
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  Speaker 1: all their influence on their inferior brethren, be you, my lord,
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  Speaker 1: who are the most favored offspring of the British muses,
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  Speaker 1: the patron of their younger children, whom your lordship has
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  Speaker 1: as much reason to love as others to fear, for
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  Speaker 1: you must have seen that to be celebrated by them
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  Speaker 1: and applauded by the most discerning and worthy, are the
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  Speaker 1: only rewards which to patriotism, a word scandalously ridiculed by some,
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  Speaker 1: can securely expect. And here I am pleading the cause
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  Speaker 1: of others. For the only title I have to enroll
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  Speaker 1: myself in the number of those I have recommended to
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  Speaker 1: your favor is by being with the most perfect admiration
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  Speaker 1: and respect, my Lord, your Lordship's most obedient and most
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  Speaker 1: humble servant, Henry Fielding preface. This comedy was begun at
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  Speaker 1: Leyden in the year seventeen twenty eight, and after it
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  Speaker 1: had been sketched out into a few loose scenes, was
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  Speaker 1: thrown by, and for a long while no more thought of.
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  Speaker 1: It was originally read for my private amusement, as it
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  Speaker 1: would indeed have been little less than quixotism itself to
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  Speaker 1: hope any other fruits from attempting characters which the inimitable
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  Speaker 1: Cervantes so far excelled. The impossibility of going beyond and
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  Speaker 1: the extreme difficulty of keeping pace with him were sufficient
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  Speaker 1: to infuse despair into a very advantageous author. I soon
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  Speaker 1: discovered too, that my too small experience in and little
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  Speaker 1: knowledge of the world, had led me into an error.
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  Speaker 1: I soon found it infinitely more difficult than I imagined to
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  Speaker 1: vary the scene and give my knight an opportunity of
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  Speaker 1: displaying himself in a different manner from that wherein he
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  Speaker 1: appears in the romance. Human nature is everywhere the same,
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  Speaker 1: and the modes and habits of particular nations do not
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  Speaker 1: change it enough sufficiently to distinguish a Keihore in England
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  Speaker 1: from Mi Quixote in Spain. In these sentiments, mister Booth
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  Speaker 1: and mister Cibber concurred with me, who, upon seeing the
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  Speaker 1: aforesaid sketch, both dissuaded me from suffering it to be
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  Speaker 1: represented on the stage, and accordingly it was remanded back
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  Speaker 1: to my shell, where probably it would have perished in oblivion,
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  Speaker 1: had not the solicitations of the distressed actors and drury
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  Speaker 1: Lane prevailed on me to revise it at the same
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  Speaker 1: time that it came into my head to add those
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  Speaker 1: scenes concerning our elections. Being thus altered, it was often
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  Speaker 1: rehearsed on that theater, and a particular day appointed for
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  Speaker 1: its action. But the giant cajonas of a race who
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  Speaker 1: were always enemies to our Poor Don deferred his appearance
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  Speaker 1: so long that the intervention of the actor's benefits would
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  Speaker 1: have put it off till the next season, had I
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  Speaker 1: not brought it on where it now appears. I have
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  Speaker 1: troubled the reader thus long to account for this comedy's
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  Speaker 1: appearing as it now does, and that he might distinguish
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  Speaker 1: those parts of it which were the production of this season,
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  Speaker 1: from those which were written in my more juvenile years,
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  Speaker 1: and before most of the pieces with which I have
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  Speaker 1: endeavored to entertain the public.
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  Speaker 2: Dramatis personae, Don Quixote read by Todd.
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  Speaker 3: Sancho Panza read by Ana Matchstone.
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  Speaker 4: Sir Thomas Loveland read by Ron Altman.
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  Speaker 5: Squire Badger read by Adrian Stephens.
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  Speaker 6: Fair Love read.
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  Speaker 7: By Larry Wilson, Mayor read by Greg Gardado.
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  Speaker 8: Mister Retail a Voter read by Sandra Schmidt.
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  Speaker 9: Guzzle read by Mike man Olacus John read by Jamie Kurzwig.
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  Speaker 10: Brief A Lawyer read by Vic Collins.
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  Speaker 11: Doctor Drench a Physician read by Rick Cordrey.
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  Speaker 2: Mister Sneak read by Carry Adams.
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  Speaker 12: Dorothea read by Christa Zeleski.
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  Speaker 13: Jezebel read by Jen Broda.
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  Speaker 14: Missus Guzzle read by Sonya.
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  Speaker 15: Missus Sneak read by Lynette Hawkins.
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  Speaker 16: Scott His Huntsman by by Joanna michael Hoyd.
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  Speaker 17: The Manager read by Scott Smith.
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  Speaker 8: Coachman read by Sandra Draw Reads by Sandra.
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  Speaker 17: The Cook read by Scott Smith.
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  Speaker 16: Author read by Joanna michael Hoyd.
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  Speaker 3: Player read by Alam Maxtone.
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  Speaker 1: Stage Directions read by Wayne Cook. Introduction Manager author.
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  Speaker 18: No prologue, sir. The audience will never bear it. They
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  Speaker 18: will not bait you anything of their do him.
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  Speaker 16: The audience is very humble servant, but they cannot make
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  Speaker 16: a man write a prologue, whether he can or know.
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  Speaker 18: Why, sir, There is nothing easier. I have known an
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  Speaker 18: author to bring three or four to the house with
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  Speaker 18: one play and give us a choice which we would speak.
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  Speaker 16: Yes, sir, And I have now three in my pocket,
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  Speaker 16: written by friends, of which I choose. None should be spoke.
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  Speaker 16: How So, because they have been all spoke already twenty
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  Speaker 16: times over.
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  Speaker 17: Let me see them. Pray.
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  Speaker 16: They are written in such damned granp hands. You will
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  Speaker 16: never be able to read them. But I will tell
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  Speaker 16: you the substance of them. One of them begins with
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  Speaker 16: abusing the writings of all my contemporaries, lamenting the fallen
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  Speaker 16: state of the stage, and lastly assuring the audience that
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  Speaker 16: this play was written with a design to restore true taste.
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  Speaker 16: And they're approving it is the best tip and they
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  Speaker 16: can give up their having any well.
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  Speaker 17: A very good scheme.
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  Speaker 16: Maybe so, but it hath been the subject of almost
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  Speaker 16: every prolog for these ten years.
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  Speaker 1: Last past.
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  Speaker 16: The second is in a different cast. The first twelve
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  Speaker 16: lines in vey against all indecency on the stage, and
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  Speaker 16: the last twenty lines show you what it is.
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  Speaker 18: That would do better for an epilogue. But what is
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  Speaker 18: the third?
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 16: The third has some wit in it and would have
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  Speaker 16: done very well but for a.
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  Speaker 1: Mistake, Aye, what mistake?
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  Speaker 16: Why the author ever read my play and taking it
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  Speaker 16: for a regular comedy of five acts has fallen very
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  Speaker 16: severely on farce? However, it is a pretty good one
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  Speaker 16: and will do very well for the first gent heel
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  Speaker 16: comedy you bring on the stage.
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  Speaker 18: But don't you think a play with so odd a
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  Speaker 18: title as yours requires to be a little explained? May
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  Speaker 18: they not be too much surprised at some things?
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  Speaker 1: Not at all?
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  Speaker 16: The audience, I believe, are all acquainted with the character
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  Speaker 16: of Don Quixote and Sancho. I have brought them over
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  Speaker 16: into England and introduced them at an inn in the country,
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  Speaker 16: where I believe no one will be surprised that the
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  Speaker 16: Knight finds several people as mad as himself. This I
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  Speaker 16: could have told them in forty dull lines if I would,
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  Speaker 16: but I rather chose to let it alone, For to
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  Speaker 16: tell you the truth, I can rob at one conclusion
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  Speaker 16: from the prologus. I have every that the authors are
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  Speaker 16: so sensible of the demerits of their plays that they
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  Speaker 16: desire to set the audience asleep before they begin. But
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  Speaker 16: what real use is a bill of fare to any
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  Speaker 16: entertainment where the guests are not left to their choice
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  Speaker 16: what part they will pick out, but are obliged to
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  Speaker 16: swallow the hole indifferently.
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  Speaker 1: Enter a player, sir.
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  Speaker 3: The audience makes such a noise with their canes that
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  Speaker 3: if we don't begin immediately, they will beat the house
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  Speaker 3: down before the play begins. And it is not advisable
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  Speaker 3: to put them out of humor, for there are two
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  Speaker 3: or three of the loudest cat calls in the gallery
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  Speaker 3: that ever were heard.
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  Speaker 16: I'll be not frightened at that. Those are only some
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  Speaker 16: particular friends of mine who are to put on the
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  Speaker 16: face of enemies at first and be converted at the
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  Speaker 16: end of the first act.
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  Speaker 18: Order then to play away the overture. Immediately, come, sir,
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  Speaker 18: what do you do with yourself?
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  Speaker 16: I shall dispose myself in some part of the house
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  Speaker 16: where I shall see and not be seen. And I
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  Speaker 16: can assure you, sir, if the audience are but half
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  Speaker 16: as well entertained with this play as I shall be myself,
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  Speaker 16: it will go off with a universal applause.
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  Speaker 1: Don Quixote in England Act one seen, one seen, and
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  Speaker 1: in Gasol Sancho.
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  Speaker 19: Never tell me, sir, of Don Quixote or Don Bielzebub.
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  Speaker 19: Here's a man comes into my house and eats me
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  Speaker 19: out on it, and then tells me he's a knight errant.
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  Speaker 19: He is an errant rogue, and if he does not
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  Speaker 19: pay me my bill, I'll have a warrant for him.
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  Speaker 3: My master. Here's no warrant. Friend, had you ever been
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  Speaker 3: in Spain, you would have known the men of his
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  Speaker 3: order are above the lure.
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  Speaker 19: Tell me not of Spain, sir, I am an Englishman,
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  Speaker 19: where no one is above the law. And if your
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  Speaker 19: master does not pay me, I shall lay his spaniards
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  Speaker 19: fast in a place where he shall find it as
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  Speaker 19: difficult to get out of as your countrymen have found
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  Speaker 19: it to get into Gibraltar.
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  Speaker 3: That's neither here nor there, As the old saying is,
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  Speaker 3: many are shut into one place and out of another.
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  Speaker 3: Men bar houses to keep robes out, and jails to
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  Speaker 3: keep them in. He that is hanged for stealing your
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  Speaker 3: hoars today has no reason to my oats for him tomorrow.
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  Speaker 19: So Ah, your horse nor your ass neither shall have
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  Speaker 19: any more oats at my expense. Never were masters and
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  Speaker 19: their beasts so like one another. The DoD is just
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  Speaker 19: such another lean ramscallion as his what do you call
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  Speaker 19: him is rosanante, and thou art just such another squat
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  Speaker 19: bag of guts as thy dapple. So my house and
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  Speaker 19: my stable one's well emptied of you. And if I
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  Speaker 19: ever suffer spaniard to enter my doors again, I have
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  Speaker 19: a whole company of soldiers quartered on me. For if
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  Speaker 19: I must be eaten up, I'd rather suffer by my
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  Speaker 19: own country rogues than foreign ones.
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  Speaker 3: Exit air one rogues there are of each nation, except
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  Speaker 3: among the divines and vinegar. Since the creation hath still
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  Speaker 3: been made of wines against one lawyer, lurch a county,
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  Speaker 3: scarce king guard, One parson does for a church, one
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  Speaker 3: doctor for a church yard.
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  Speaker 1: Scene two don quixote, Sancho, Sancho, and please your honor.
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  Speaker 2: Come hither Sancho. I smell an adventure.
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  Speaker 3: And so do I please your worship. The landlorder of
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  Speaker 3: the ouse swears busily that he will have a warrant
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  Speaker 3: against us.
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  Speaker 2: What landlord, what house wilt thou never be? In thy senses?
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  Speaker 2: Are we not in a castle?
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  Speaker 3: No, Mary, we are not, But we are in a
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  Speaker 3: fair way to being one.
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  Speaker 2: What dost thou mean, oaf or me?
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  Speaker 3: I shall see your honor in a jail within these
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  Speaker 3: two days?
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  Speaker 2: Me in a jail, Ah Cadiff.
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  Speaker 3: I sir, we are going into a terrible country. A
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  Speaker 3: man's quality ear can't defend him if he breaks the laws.
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  Speaker 2: Then indeed, knight errantry were of no use. But I
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  Speaker 2: tell thee cadive. Jails in all countries are on the
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  Speaker 2: habitations for the poor, not for men of quality. If
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  Speaker 2: a poor fellow robs a man of fashion of five
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  Speaker 2: shillings to jail with him, what the man of fashion
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  Speaker 2: may plunder a thousand poor and stay in his own house.
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  Speaker 2: But no, thou, bays squire of the great don Quixote Darmancha,
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  Speaker 2: that an adventure now presents itself not only worthy me,
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  Speaker 2: but the united force of all the knights upon earth.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, poor, Sancho, there's an ento thee. A legorn arm
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  Speaker 3: will not suffice this bout.
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  Speaker 2: There is now arrived in this castle, one of the
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  Speaker 2: most accursed giants that ever infested the earth. He marches
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  Speaker 2: at the head of his army that howl like turks
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  Speaker 2: in an engagement.
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  Speaker 3: Oh lord, o lad, this is the country squire at
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  Speaker 3: the edge of hes pank of dogs.
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  Speaker 2: What dost thou mutter, Arlette, Why.
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  Speaker 3: Sir, this giant that you're worship talks of is a
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  Speaker 3: country gentleman who is going according And his army is
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  Speaker 3: neither more nor less than his kennel of foxhounds.
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  Speaker 2: The prodigious force of enchantment. Sirrah, I tell thee, this
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  Speaker 2: is a giant doglog Magoglog, lord of the island of Gogmagogue,
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  Speaker 2: whose belly has been the tomb of above a thousand
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  Speaker 2: strong men.
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  Speaker 3: Of about a thousand dogs. Said his strong beer.
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  Speaker 2: I believe this must be the enchanter Merlin. I know
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  Speaker 2: him by his dogs. But thou, idiot, dost thou imagine
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  Speaker 2: that women are to be hunted like hares, that a
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  Speaker 2: man would carry his hounds with him to visit his mistress.
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  Speaker 3: Sir, your true English squire and his hounds are as
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  Speaker 3: inseparable as your Spanish and his toledo. He eats with
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  Speaker 3: these sounds, drinks with these sounds, and lies with these sounds.
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  Speaker 3: Your true errant English squareer is but the first dog
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  Speaker 3: boy in his ace.
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  Speaker 2: Oh tis pity, then that fortune should contradict the order
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  Speaker 2: of nature. It was a wise institution of Flato to
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  Speaker 2: educate children according to their minds, not to their berths.
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  Speaker 2: These squires should sow that corn which they ride over, Sancho.
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  Speaker 2: When I see a gentleman in his own coach box,
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  Speaker 2: I regret the loss which someone has had of a coachman.
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  Speaker 2: The man who toils all day after a partridge or
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  Speaker 2: a pheasant might serve his country by toiling after a plow.
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  Speaker 2: And when I see a low, mean, trickling lord, I
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  Speaker 2: lament the laws loss of an excellent attorney singing within.
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  Speaker 2: But hark some courteous lady in the castle prepares an
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  Speaker 2: entertainment for my ears.
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  Speaker 1: Heir too tweedside.
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  Speaker 12: Oh think not the maid whom you scorn with riches delighted?
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  Speaker 12: Can be had I a great princess been born my
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  Speaker 12: billy had dear been to me in grander in wealth
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  Speaker 12: we find woe in love. There is nothing but charms
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  Speaker 12: on others. Your treasures bestow give billy alone to these
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  Speaker 12: arms in title and wealth. What is lost in tenderness
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  Speaker 12: oft is repaid too much. A great fortune may cost
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  Speaker 12: well purchased, may be the poor maid. Let gold's empty
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  Speaker 12: show cheat the great We more real pleasures will prove.
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  Speaker 12: While they in their palaces hate, we in our poor
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  Speaker 12: cottage will love.
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  Speaker 1: Sayne three Quixote Guzzeo Sancho.
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  Speaker 2: Most illustrious and most mighty? Lord, how shall I sufficiently
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  Speaker 2: pay you for those sounds with which I have been ravaged?
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  Speaker 19: Sir? I desire no other payment but of this small bill.
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  Speaker 19: Your worship's cattle are saddled, and it is a charming
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  Speaker 19: day for traveling.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing, my Lord, shall ever tempt me to leave you
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  Speaker 2: till what I have this day seen within the castle
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  Speaker 2: walls be utterly demolished guzzel aside, so.
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  Speaker 19: He has seen the sirloin of beef at the fire
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  Speaker 19: I find. But if your worship intends to stay any longer,
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  Speaker 19: I hope you design to satisfy this small matter.
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  Speaker 17: Here.
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  Speaker 19: I am in great necessity, I assure you.
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  Speaker 2: To which mean actions does necessity force men, that ever
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  Speaker 2: a mighty lord should be obliged to borrow money.
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  Speaker 19: I am ashamed to ask your worship so often for
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  Speaker 19: this trifle.
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  Speaker 2: But my Lord, I see you are. I see a
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  Speaker 2: generous confusion which spreads your face.
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  Speaker 19: I am so poor, and please your honor that it
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  Speaker 19: will be quite charity in you. It is the same
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  Speaker 19: as if you gave it me.
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  Speaker 2: My Lord, I am more confused than you, But do
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  Speaker 2: not think of a gift, since I see you look
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  Speaker 2: so backward to receive it in that light. And since
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  Speaker 2: my Lord, everything I have saving to the charming Gulciano,
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  Speaker 2: do toboso her fixed and unalterably right be just for yours,
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  Speaker 2: give me leave to call it a debt. My Lord Sancho,
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  Speaker 2: pay us lordship a thousand English guineas, if.
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  Speaker 3: Your worship will please to tell me where I shall
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  Speaker 3: get them. But there's no pain with an empty hand.
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  Speaker 3: Where nothing is nothing can come on twelve lawyers made
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  Speaker 3: not one honest man.
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  Speaker 2: Cease thy impertinence and pay the money immediately.
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  Speaker 3: If I have seen the color of gold this fortnight,
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  Speaker 3: may I never see to raise a panja again.
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  Speaker 2: I am confounded, my Lord, at the extravagance of my squire, who,
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  Speaker 2: out of the spoils of so many giants he has plundered,
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  Speaker 2: should not have reserved enough to oblige your lordship with
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  Speaker 2: such a trifle. But if you know anyone who will
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  Speaker 2: disberse that sum or any other, I will sell him
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  Speaker 2: the reversion of the next island I conquer.
• 21:40
  Speaker 19: Do you make a jest of me, sir, be not incensed.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: I am sorry. I am not able to give it
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: to you.
• 21:47
  Speaker 19: Sorry forsooth a pretty way of paying debts. Truly, I
• 21:52
  Speaker 19: fancy if I was to tell the excise man and
• 21:55
  Speaker 19: my brewer I was sorry I could not pay him,
• 21:58
  Speaker 19: they would send me and sorrow to jail together. In short, Sir,
• 22:02
  Speaker 19: I must and I will have my money.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: You must get the Philosopher's stone before you can make
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: any money of us.
• 22:12
  Speaker 19: You shall neither eat nor drink anymore in my house
• 22:15
  Speaker 19: till I am paid that I'm resolved.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: I wish your worship would think of changing your quarters.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: If it must be a blanket in why let it
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: be a blanketing. I have not eaten anything these twelve hours,
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: and I don't find I'm like to fare much better
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: for the next twelve And by that time I should
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: be so light. You may as well toss a feather
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: in a blanket.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Signed Cholle, come hither. I intend to make thee my ambassador.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Why truly, sir, that's a post I should like hugously. Well,
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: your ambassadors leave rare fat lives, they say, and I
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: should make a very good ambassador. I can assure your worship.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Thou shalt go, my ambassador, to the court of Dolciana
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: del Toboso.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: More suppose is equal to your worship what court you
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: send me to? And to say the truth, I'd rather
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: go to some other. For though my lady Dulcinea is
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: a very good woman, yet she has got such a
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: wunchy trick of being chanted. And I fancy your maassador's
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: fair ill in your chanceied courts.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Reptile reply, not on thy life, but go and prepare
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: thyself for thy journey. Then come to me and receive
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: further instructions, for thou shalt set out this very evening.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: But ah, the charming voice begins again.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Air three. Why will Florilla et cetera Dorothea sings within.
• 24:02
  Speaker 12: The pain which tears my throbbing breast? What language can deplore?
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: For?
• 24:07
  Speaker 12: How should language have express'd a pain ne'er felt before?
• 24:11
  Speaker 12: In other virgin wounded hearts Love's cruel sport we see,
• 24:16
  Speaker 12: But the most cruel of his darts he has reserved
• 24:19
  Speaker 12: for me.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Unhappy princess, they.
• 24:23
  Speaker 12: Curse O tantalus, i'd prize. They curse a bliss would
• 24:26
  Speaker 12: prove Ah, Heaven were kind if with my eyes I
• 24:30
  Speaker 12: could enjoy my love enchanted. Thus, romances tell their moans
• 24:35
  Speaker 12: for virgins make But where is found the powerful spell
• 24:39
  Speaker 12: can disenchantment break?
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, in this arm tis found. Look forth, most adorable,
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: though most unhappy princess, Look forth and behold whom fate
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: has sent to your relief, The most renowned knight of
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: the woeful figure, the invinc Don Quixote do la Mancha,
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: for whose victorious arm alone this adventure is reserved, Oh,
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: cursed enchanter, dost thou keep this charming princess invisible to
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: my eyes. Open the castle gates. Open them this instant,
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: whoever is on the guard, or you shall feel the
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: force of my attack. You shall find cadis that one
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: single night is too many for you.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: All he attacks the walls and breaks the windows. Scene four,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: don Quixote, guzzle and mob.
• 25:37
  Speaker 19: Heyday, what in the devil's name are you doing? What
• 25:40
  Speaker 19: you intend to beat down my house?
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Thou most uncourteous lord, deliver the princess whom thou so
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: unjustly dost detain, Or think not that all the enchanters
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: on earth shall preserve thee from my vengeance.
• 25:55
  Speaker 19: Don't tell me of princesses and lords. I'm the lord.
• 25:59
  Speaker 19: I'm an honor man, and I can tell you may
• 26:01
  Speaker 19: be a gentleman, but you don't act like one. The
• 26:04
  Speaker 19: break of poor man's windows in this.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Manner, Deliver the princess, kadif pay.
• 26:09
  Speaker 19: Me my bill, sir, and go out of my house,
• 26:12
  Speaker 19: or I'll fetch a warrant for you. I'll see whether
• 26:14
  Speaker 19: a man is to have his victuals eat up and
• 26:17
  Speaker 19: drink drank out, and windows broken, his walls shattered, and
• 26:21
  Speaker 19: his guests disturbed for nothing.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: I'm gracious, knight, who so often throwest in my teeth
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: that small entertainment which thou art obliged to give men
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: of my heroic profession.
• 26:34
  Speaker 19: I believe indeed your profession does oblige people sometimes to give,
• 26:38
  Speaker 19: whether they will or no.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: It is too plain, thou wretch, that thou wouldst have
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: me gone. Thou knowest the delivering of this high lady
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: thou dost detain is reserved for me alone. But deliver
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: her this moment, with all her attendants, all her plate
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: and jewels, which thou hast robbed her.
• 26:58
  Speaker 19: Of wear this neighbors, I am accused of stealing plates
• 27:03
  Speaker 19: and jewels, when everybody knows I have but five dozen
• 27:06
  Speaker 19: of plates, and those I bought and paid for honestly.
• 27:10
  Speaker 19: And as for jewels, the devil of any jewels are
• 27:14
  Speaker 19: there in this house but two bobs that my wife
• 27:17
  Speaker 19: wears in her ears, which were given her by Sir
• 27:20
  Speaker 19: Thomas Loveland at his last election.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Cease thy equivocations and deliver them this instant, or thou
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: shalt find how vainly thou dost trust to all those
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: giants that thy.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Heals the mob laugh.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Do you mock me. Catiffs, now thy most incomparable Dolcino
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: de Toboso, assist thy value tonight.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: He drives them off and exit Scene five a chamber, Dorotea, Jezebel.
• 27:55
  Speaker 12: Ha, ha ha. In spite of all my misfortunes, I cannot
• 27:58
  Speaker 12: help laughing at the pleasant adventure of the knight of
• 28:01
  Speaker 12: the woeful figure.
• 28:03
  Speaker 13: Do you think, Madam, this is the very same Dawn
• 28:06
  Speaker 13: what you call him, whom your father saw in Spain,
• 28:10
  Speaker 13: and of whom he has told us such pure, pleasant
• 28:12
  Speaker 13: stories the same?
• 28:14
  Speaker 12: It can be no other, Oh Jezebel, I wish my
• 28:18
  Speaker 12: adventure man as happily as those of my namesake Dorothea's did.
• 28:22
  Speaker 12: I am sure they are very near as romantic? But
• 28:25
  Speaker 12: have I not reason to blame fair love for suffering
• 28:27
  Speaker 12: me to be here before him? The lover that does
• 28:29
  Speaker 12: not outfly his mistress's desires is slow, indeed.
• 28:33
  Speaker 13: And let me tell you, Madam, he must be very swift.
• 28:36
  Speaker 12: Who does Herefore, Oh, hasten my lover, dear cupid, wing
• 28:42
  Speaker 12: hither the youth I admire. The wretch is too lazy
• 28:46
  Speaker 12: and stupid, who leaves me but time to desire? Let
• 28:49
  Speaker 12: prudes who leave lovers in anguish themselves in their fonder fits. Stay,
• 28:54
  Speaker 12: but leave not the virgin to languish. Who meets her
• 28:56
  Speaker 12: true lover half way? Well, I'm a mad girl. Don't
• 29:00
  Speaker 12: you think this husband of mine that is to be
• 29:02
  Speaker 12: will have a delightful task to tame me?
• 29:05
  Speaker 13: By what I can see, he's in a pretty fair
• 29:07
  Speaker 13: way to be tamed himself.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Seeene six Sancho Dorotea, Jezebel.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Pray, ladies, which of you is the chanted princess? Or
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: are you both chanted princesses?
• 29:25
  Speaker 13: What is it to you what we are thought? Box peace?
• 29:29
  Speaker 12: Dear Jezebel, this must be the illustrious Sancho himself. I
• 29:34
  Speaker 12: am the princess into Columbria, my.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: Monster, the knight of the woeful figure, and a woful
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: figure he makes sure enough send your ladyship is humble service,
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: and hopes that you will not say here miss that
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: he has not been able to knock hold the people
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: in the house on the head. However, he has made
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: it pretty well up in breaking the windows. Your ladyship
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: will lie pure and cool. For the devil a whole
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: pain is there in all your apartment. If the glazier
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: had hired him, he could not have done better.
• 30:15
  Speaker 12: Thou, mighty squire of the most mighty night upon earth.
• 30:19
  Speaker 12: If my grateful thanks to your master for what he
• 30:21
  Speaker 12: has undertaken upon my account, but tell him not to
• 30:24
  Speaker 12: get his precious bonds bruised anymore, For I am sufficiently assured.
• 30:28
  Speaker 12: This adventure is reserved for some other night.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Nay, nay, liking enough. All men cannot do all things.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: One man gets in a state by what another it
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: gets a halter. All is not fish that swims. Many
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: a man wants a wife, but more want to get
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: rid of one. Two cuckles see each other's horns when
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: neither woman can see their own money is it's the
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: fruit of evil, as often as the roof of it chair,
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: as he seldom goes out of your own house, and
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: ill nature is always a rambling abroad. Every woman is
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: a beauty if you will believe her own glass, and
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: few if you will believe her neighbors.
• 31:22
  Speaker 12: Pray, Mister Sanchel, might not one hope to see your
• 31:25
  Speaker 12: illustrious master.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: Nothing would rejoice his heart so much, Madam, unless it
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: were to see my lady Dulcinea herself. Ah Madam, might
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: I hope your ladyship will speak a good word for me.
• 31:42
  Speaker 12: Name it, and be assured of anything in my power,
• 31:45
  Speaker 12: Honest Sancho.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: If your princess ship could but prevail on my master,
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: that I might not be sent home after my lady Dulcinea.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: For to tell you the truth, Madam, I am so
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: fond of the English roast beef and strong beer that
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: I don't intend ever to set foot in Spain again.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: If I can help it, give me a slice of
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: roast beef before all the rarities of coma Cho's.
• 32:17
  Speaker 12: Wedding, briefly, said Noble Squire.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Air five, the King's old courtier.
• 32:24
  Speaker 12: When mighty roast beef was the Englishman's food, it ennobled
• 32:27
  Speaker 12: our hearts and enriched our blood. Our soldiers were brave,
• 32:30
  Speaker 12: and our courtiers were good. Oh the roast beef of
• 32:33
  Speaker 12: Old England, and Old England's roast beef, then Britain's from
• 32:37
  Speaker 12: ane Dainty's refrain, which effeminate Italy, France and Spain. And
• 32:42
  Speaker 12: mighty roast beef shall command on the main. Oh the
• 32:45
  Speaker 12: roast beef of Old England and Old England's roast beef.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, the roast beef of Old England, and Old England's
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: roast beef.
• 32:55
  Speaker 12: I have been told, noble squire, that you once imposed
• 32:58
  Speaker 12: a certain lady for Dulcine. I'm your master. Now what
• 33:02
  Speaker 12: think you if this young lady here should personate that
• 33:05
  Speaker 12: incomparable princess?
• 33:07
  Speaker 13: Who I oh.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: DoD your princessship? Is it it? For he has never
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: seen this Dulcinea, nor is anybody else that I can
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: hear of. And who my lady Dulcinea should be, I
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: don't know, unless she be one of your chanted ladies.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: The curate of our parish and mister Nicholas the barber
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: have often told me there was no such woman, and
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: that my master was a madman. And sometimes I am
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: off a loss to guess whether he be mad or no.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: I'm sure if it was not for the sake of
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: a little island that I am to govern, I should
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: not have followed his errantries.
• 33:55
  Speaker 12: So long fie do not entertain such unworthy thought of
• 34:00
  Speaker 12: that most glorious night.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: Nay, Madam, I can't find it in my heart to
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: think him mad neither, for he will talk sometimes, to
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: do one good to hear him talk, and he will
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: talk y three hours. And I shan't understand one word,
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: he says, our cure. It was a fool to him.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: And yea, he has talked why I could not understand neither.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: But that's neither here nor there. An empty purse causes
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: a forehart. An old woman's a very bad bribe, but
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: a very good wife conscious often stops at a mole
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: hill and leaps over a mountain. The law guards us
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: from all evil by itself. What's vice today is virtue tomorrow.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: Tis not any plums that make a put in. Physic
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: makes you first sick and then well. Wine first makes
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: you well and then sick.
• 35:09
  Speaker 13: And your proverbs would make the devil thick.
• 35:12
  Speaker 12: Lose no time, good, Sancho. But acquaint the most invincible
• 35:15
  Speaker 12: Knight that the lady Dulcinea is in the castle. We'll
• 35:19
  Speaker 12: manage the matter so dexterously you shall be in no
• 35:22
  Speaker 12: danger of a discovery.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Since more, bringing the last Dulcinea to him, I do
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: not fear that he that can swallow a goose will
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: hardly cake it Againder the bear may well dance when
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: the ass plays on the fiddle.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Exit Sancho. Scene seven. Daughterterea Jezebel, well.
• 35:49
  Speaker 12: For the future, I will never disbelieve a traveler the
• 35:52
  Speaker 12: Knight and his squire are full as ridiculous as they
• 35:54
  Speaker 12: were described. We shall have rare diversion.
• 35:58
  Speaker 13: Poor fair Love, thou art quite forgotten.
• 36:02
  Speaker 12: I've rather reason to think dortheiso. I am sure when
• 36:05
  Speaker 12: a lover suffers his mistress to come first to the
• 36:08
  Speaker 12: place of appointment, he cannot blame any innocent amusement with
• 36:11
  Speaker 12: which she would shorten his absence. And to confess a
• 36:15
  Speaker 12: truth to you, while I am still under apprehensions of
• 36:18
  Speaker 12: the match my father intends for me, I have too
• 36:20
  Speaker 12: great cause to try to divert my grief.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Heir six from Aberdeen to Edinburgh.
• 36:28
  Speaker 7: Happy.
• 36:28
  Speaker 12: The animals who stray in freedom through the grove. No
• 36:32
  Speaker 12: laws in love they air obey, but those prescribed by love.
• 36:36
  Speaker 12: While we confine to parents rules. Unfortunate are told none
• 36:42
  Speaker 12: follows love's sweet laws, but fools the wise are slaves
• 36:46
  Speaker 12: to gold.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Excellent Scene eight the street. Mister Mayor and a.
• 36:52
  Speaker 7: Voter, well neighbor, what's your opinion of this strange man
• 36:58
  Speaker 7: that has come to town? Don Quixote, as he calls himself.
• 37:03
  Speaker 8: Think why that he's a madman? Nor should I think
• 37:08
  Speaker 8: he can't.
• 37:09
  Speaker 7: It runs in my head that he has come to
• 37:11
  Speaker 7: stand for parliament.
• 37:13
  Speaker 8: Man, how can that be a neighbor? They tell me
• 37:15
  Speaker 8: he's a Spaniard.
• 37:17
  Speaker 7: What's that to us? I didn't look to his qualifications
• 37:21
  Speaker 7: when we have chose him. If he can't fit in
• 37:23
  Speaker 7: the house, that's his fault.
• 37:26
  Speaker 8: Nay, nay, he can't be chose if he should stand
• 37:28
  Speaker 8: for To my certain knowledge, the Corporation have promised Sir
• 37:32
  Speaker 8: Thomas Loveland and mister Barnson.
• 37:35
  Speaker 7: Pooh, our promises are conditional. And let me tell you,
• 37:39
  Speaker 7: mister retail, I begin to smoke a plot. I begin
• 37:44
  Speaker 7: to apprehend no opposition, and then we are sold.
• 37:48
  Speaker 8: Neighbor, No, no neighbor. Then we shall not be sold,
• 37:53
  Speaker 8: and that's worse. But rather than it should come to that,
• 37:56
  Speaker 8: I would ride all over the Kingdom for a candidate.
• 37:59
  Speaker 8: And if I thought Sir Thomas intended to steal us
• 38:02
  Speaker 8: in this manner, he should have no vote of mine.
• 38:04
  Speaker 8: I assure you I shall vote for no man who
• 38:07
  Speaker 8: holds the Corporation cheap.
• 38:09
  Speaker 7: Then suppose we were to go in a body and
• 38:12
  Speaker 7: solicit Sir don Quixote to stand as for his being mad. Wow,
• 38:18
  Speaker 7: he's out of bed liem. It does not signify.
• 38:22
  Speaker 8: But there is another objection, neighbor, which I'm afraid the
• 38:25
  Speaker 8: corporation will never get over.
• 38:28
  Speaker 7: What's that, prithee?
• 38:30
  Speaker 8: They say he has brought no money with him.
• 38:35
  Speaker 7: Ah, that indeed, But though he hath no money with
• 38:38
  Speaker 7: him here, I am assured by his servant that he
• 38:42
  Speaker 7: hath a very large estate. And so if the other
• 38:47
  Speaker 7: party come down handsomely with the ready, we may trust him.
• 38:51
  Speaker 7: For you know, at last we have nothing to do
• 38:55
  Speaker 7: but not to choose him, and then we may recover
• 38:59
  Speaker 7: all hes.
• 39:01
  Speaker 8: I do not care to be sold neighbor.
• 39:03
  Speaker 7: Nor I neither neighbor by any but myself. I think
• 39:09
  Speaker 7: that is the privilege of a free Britain.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Say nine guzzle, mayor retail.
• 39:18
  Speaker 19: Mister mayor, a good moral to you, sir, are you
• 39:21
  Speaker 19: for a wet this morning?
• 39:23
  Speaker 7: With all my heart? But what become of the gentleman,
• 39:27
  Speaker 7: the traveler?
• 39:29
  Speaker 19: He is laid down to sleep, I believe pretty well,
• 39:31
  Speaker 19: tired with work. What the devil to do with him?
• 39:34
  Speaker 19: I can't tell.
• 39:35
  Speaker 7: My neighbor and I have a strange thought come into
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: our heads. You know, mister Guzzle, you're like to have
• 39:43
  Speaker 7: no opposition, and that I believe you will feel the
• 39:46
  Speaker 7: want of as much as any man. Now do you
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: see we have taken it into consideration whether we should
• 39:55
  Speaker 7: not ask the Sir Dawn to represent us with all.
• 39:59
  Speaker 19: My heart, if either of you will hang out a
• 40:01
  Speaker 19: sign and entertain him. But he is far enough in
• 40:04
  Speaker 19: my books already.
• 40:05
  Speaker 7: You are too cautious, Master Guzzall, I make no doubt,
• 40:10
  Speaker 7: but he is some very rich man who pretends to
• 40:13
  Speaker 7: be poor in order to get his election the cheaper
• 40:17
  Speaker 7: he can have no other design, and staying among us.
• 40:21
  Speaker 7: For my part, I make no doubt but that he
• 40:24
  Speaker 7: has come to stand on the court interest.
• 40:28
  Speaker 19: Nay, nay, if he stands at all, it is on
• 40:30
  Speaker 19: the court side, no doubt. For he talks of nothing
• 40:33
  Speaker 19: but kings and princes and princesses, and emperors and empresses.
• 40:38
  Speaker 7: Aye aye. An officer in the army too, I warrant
• 40:42
  Speaker 7: him if we knew but the bottom.
• 40:45
  Speaker 19: He seems indeed to be damnably fond of free quarter.
• 40:49
  Speaker 8: But if you think he intends to offer himself, would
• 40:52
  Speaker 8: it not be wiser to let him? For then you know,
• 40:56
  Speaker 8: if he spends never so much, we shall not be
• 40:58
  Speaker 8: obliged to choose him.
• 41:00
  Speaker 7: Brother Alderman, I have reproved you already for that way
• 41:04
  Speaker 7: of reasoning, it favors too much of bribery. I like
• 41:09
  Speaker 7: an opposition, because otherwise a man may be obliged to
• 41:14
  Speaker 7: vote against his party. Therefore, when we invite a gentleman
• 41:19
  Speaker 7: to stand, we invite him to spend his money for
• 41:22
  Speaker 7: the honor of his party. And when both parties have
• 41:26
  Speaker 7: spent as much as they are able, every honest man
• 41:29
  Speaker 7: will vote according to his conscience.
• 41:33
  Speaker 19: Mister Mayor talks like a man of sense and honor,
• 41:36
  Speaker 19: and it does me good to hear him.
• 41:38
  Speaker 7: Aye, I, mister Guzzle, I never gave a vote contrary
• 41:42
  Speaker 7: to my conscience. I have very earnestly recommended the country
• 41:47
  Speaker 7: interest to all my brethren. But before that, I recommend
• 41:52
  Speaker 7: the town interest, that is the interest of this corporation.
• 41:58
  Speaker 7: And first of all, I reckon mended to every particular
• 42:01
  Speaker 7: man to take a particular care of himself. And it
• 42:05
  Speaker 7: is with a certain way of reasoning that he serves
• 42:09
  Speaker 7: me best will serve the town best. And he that
• 42:14
  Speaker 7: serves the town best will serve the country best.
• 42:18
  Speaker 19: See what it is to have been at Oxford, The
• 42:21
  Speaker 19: parson in the parish himself, can't outtalk him.
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  Speaker 7: Come, Landlord, will have one bottle and drink success to
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  Speaker 7: the corporation. These times come but seldom. Therefore we ought
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  Speaker 7: to make the best of them come.
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  Speaker 1: Along excellent and of Act one, Act too of Don
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  Speaker 1: Quixote in England by Henry Fielding. This is a LibriVox recording.
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  Speaker 1: two seen one seen a chamber in the Inn, Don Quixote, Sancho.
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  Speaker 2: Thou hast by this time fully perceived Sancho the extreme
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  Speaker 2: difficulties and dangers of Knight Errantry.
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  Speaker 3: A a a squire Errantry too an please your worship.
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  Speaker 2: But virtue is its own reward.
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  Speaker 3: Your worship may have a relish for these rewards, perhaps,
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  Speaker 3: But to speak truly, I am a poor plain man
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  Speaker 3: and know nothing of these fine things. And for any
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: reward I have hitherto gone, I'd much rather have gone
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  Speaker 3: without it. As for an islands, I believe I could
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  Speaker 3: relish it as well as another. But a man may
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: catch cold while his coat is making. And since you
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: may provide for me in a much easier way. If
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: I might be so bold as to speak.
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  Speaker 2: Thou knowest, I will deny THEE nothing which is fit
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  Speaker 2: for me to give or THEE to take.
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  Speaker 3: Then, if your worship would be so good as to
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: set me up in an inn, I should make a
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  Speaker 3: rare landlord. And it is a very thriving trade among
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: the English.
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  Speaker 2: And couldst thou descend so low in noble.
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  Speaker 3: Wretch anything to get honest livelihood, which is more than
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: I find we are like to do in the way
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  Speaker 3: we are going on. For if I dare speak.
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  Speaker 2: It, speak fearlessly, I will only impute it to thy ignorance.
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  Speaker 3: Why then, I find sir, that we are looks on
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  Speaker 3: here to be neither more nor less better or worse
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  Speaker 3: than a couple of madmen.
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  Speaker 2: Sancho, I am not concerned at the evil opinion of men. Indeed,
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  Speaker 2: if we consider who are their favorites, we shall have
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  Speaker 2: no reason to be so fond of their applause. Virtue
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: Sancho is too bright for their eyes, and they dare
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  Speaker 2: not behold her. Hypocrisy is the deity they worship? Is
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: not the lawyer often called an honest man, when for
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: a sneaking fee pleads the villain's cause, or attempts to
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: exhort evidence to the conviction of the innocent. Does not
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: the physician live well in his neighborhood while he suffers them?
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: Tobe is ignorant to their destruction. But why should I
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: mention those whose professions tis to pray on others? Look
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: through the world, what is it recommends men but the poverty,
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: the vice, and the misery of others? This sancho, They
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: are sensible love. And therefore, instead of endeavoring to make
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: himself better, each man endeavors to make his neighbor worse.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Each man rises to admiration by treading on mankind riches
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: and power, accure to the one by the destruction of thousands.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: These are the general objects of the good opinion of men. Nay,
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: and that which is professed to be paid to virtue
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  Speaker 2: is seldom more to anything than a supercilious contempt of
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: your neighbor. What is a good natured man? Why one who,
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: seeing the one of his friend, cries he pities him?
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Is this real?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: If it was, he would relieve him. His pity is triumphant,
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  Speaker 2: arrogance and insult. It arises from his pride, not his compassion. Sancho,
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  Speaker 2: let them call me mad. I'm not mad enough to
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  Speaker 2: court their approbation.
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  Speaker 3: Oh good, your worship proceeds. I could fast an hour
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  Speaker 3: longer to hear your discourse.
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  Speaker 1: Scene two, Guzzle, don Quixote, Sancho, And.
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  Speaker 19: To please your honor, the mayor of the town has
• 47:43
  Speaker 19: come to wait on you.
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  Speaker 2: Give him admittance. This is the chief magistrate of the
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  Speaker 2: place who comes I suppose to congratulate me on my arrival.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: He might have come sooner, but the neglect of his
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: duty is better than the total O min in the meanwhile,
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  Speaker 2: Sancho posts, thou away this instant to Toboso and heaven
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  Speaker 2: prosper thy embassy.
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  Speaker 3: Sancho sighed, prosperency may travel with me without siring itself.
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  Speaker 1: Scene three, Mayor don Quixote.
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  Speaker 7: I am your Honor's most humble servant, Sir.
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  Speaker 2: I am glad to see you, and I think you
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  Speaker 2: are the chief officer of the town.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, and please your Honor, I am mister mayor of
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  Speaker 7: this town. I should have done myself the pleasure to
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  Speaker 7: have waited on you sooner, but I was quite ignorant
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  Speaker 7: of the design with which you came hither.
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  Speaker 2: Be seated. Sir, you are a worthy man, and to
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  Speaker 2: your praise be it spoken the first that has done
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  Speaker 2: his duty since my arrival.
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  Speaker 7: I can't answer for the whole town. But the corporation
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  Speaker 7: is as well affected a corporation as any in all England,
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  Speaker 7: and I believe highly sensible of the honor you intend them.
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  Speaker 7: No man knows his strength till he tries it. And
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  Speaker 7: notwithstanding what you may have heard of the night of
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  Speaker 7: the Long Purse, if you oppose him briskly, I dare
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  Speaker 7: answer for your success.
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  Speaker 2: Is there a knight on earth? I dared not oppose,
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  Speaker 2: though he had as many hands, as burious, as many
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: eyes as argus I should not fear him.
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  Speaker 7: This is a special stick of wood I find aside
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  Speaker 7: a benefit ticket a god.
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  Speaker 2: I see the reason of your apprehension. You have heard
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  Speaker 2: of my ill success in my last adventure. Oh, that
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  Speaker 2: was not my fault, mayor aside, I.
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  Speaker 7: See he has been thrown out at some other place already.
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  Speaker 7: I don't in the least, sir, apprehend it was your fault.
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  Speaker 7: But there is nothing to be done without bleeding freely
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  Speaker 7: on these occasions.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, do you think I fear to bleed.
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  Speaker 7: Be not so passionate, sir this, I assure you you
• 50:23
  Speaker 7: will do your business with less than any other. I suppose, Sir,
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  Speaker 7: it may lie in your power to do some services
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  Speaker 7: to this town.
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  Speaker 2: Be assured it does. I will, for your sake preserve
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  Speaker 2: it forever from any insult. No armies shall ever do
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  Speaker 2: you any harm.
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  Speaker 7: I assure you, sir, that will recommend you very much.
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  Speaker 7: If you can keep soldiers from quartering upon us, you
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  Speaker 7: shall make very little difficulty in the affair. But I
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  Speaker 7: hope your Honor will consider that the town is very sir.
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  Speaker 7: A little circulation of money among us, would.
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  Speaker 2: Sir you make me concern that it is not now
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  Speaker 2: in my power to give whatever you desire. But re
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  Speaker 2: secure of this, there is not one whom you shall
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  Speaker 2: recommend that shall not, within this twelvemonth be governor of
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: an island mayor aside.
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  Speaker 7: This is a courtier I find by his promises.
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  Speaker 2: But who is this knight who I am to encounter.
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  Speaker 2: Is he now in the castle?
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  Speaker 7: Yes, sir, he is now at Loveland Castle, a seat
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  Speaker 7: of his about ten miles off. He was here the
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  Speaker 7: very day before your honor came to town. Randying for
• 51:49
  Speaker 7: a knight of his acquaintance with no less than six
• 51:53
  Speaker 7: hundred freeholders at his heels.
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  Speaker 2: Hummm, those are a sort of soldiers I know ever
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  Speaker 2: heard of in Spain. How were they armed? Armed, sir, Hi,
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  Speaker 2: with carbines, with muskets, spears, pistols, swords? Or how I
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  Speaker 2: ask that I may choose proper weapons to encounter them?
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  Speaker 7: Ah, your honor is pleased to be merry? Why truly, sir,
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  Speaker 7: they were pretty well armed. When they went out of town.
• 52:26
  Speaker 7: Every man had four or five bottles in his head.
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  Speaker 2: At least they s born cowards who owe their courage
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: to the spirit of their wine. But be easy, sir,
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  Speaker 2: Within these two days not one of them shall be alive.
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  Speaker 7: Marry Heaven forbid. Some of them are as honest gentlemen
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  Speaker 7: as any in the county.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, honest and in the train of the night of
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  Speaker 2: the long purse? Do I not know him to be
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: a deflower of virgins, a destroyer of orphans, a despoiler
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: of widows, a debotter of wives?
• 53:08
  Speaker 7: Who, Sir, Thomas Loveland, Sir, why you don't know him?
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  Speaker 7: He's as good natured, civil a gentleman as a man
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  Speaker 7: may say?
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  Speaker 2: Why then, do you petition me against him?
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  Speaker 7: Nay, Sir, for that matter, Let him be as civil
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  Speaker 7: as he pleases. One man's money is as good as another's.
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  Speaker 7: You seem to be a civil gentleman too, And if
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  Speaker 7: you stand against him, I don't know which would carry it.
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  Speaker 7: With this, I believe you guess already that he who
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  Speaker 7: spends most would not have the least chance.
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  Speaker 2: Ah Katif dost thou think I would condescend to be
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  Speaker 2: the patron of a place so mercenary, if my services
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  Speaker 2: cannot procure me the election? Dost thou think my money
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  Speaker 2: should make me their knight? What should I get by
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  Speaker 2: undertaking the protection of this city and castle? But dangers, difficulties, toils,
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  Speaker 2: and enchantments. Hence, from my sight or by the peerless
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  Speaker 2: Doschanna's eyes, thy blood shall pay the affront thou hast
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  Speaker 2: given my honor? Oh was it for this that I
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: was chosen in full, Senate, the patron of La Mancha. Gods?
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: To what will mankind degenerate? Where not only the vile
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: necessaries of life, but even honors, which should be the
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: reward of virtue only, are to be bought with money?
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Scene for another chamber, Squire badger, scutt his huntsmen and guzzle.
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  Speaker 5: That's it, honeys, Oh, that's it. What have you no
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: company in the house? Landlord? Could not you find out
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  Speaker 5: an honest lad, one that could take a hearty pot faith?
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  Speaker 19: Noble Squire, I wish you had spoke a little sooner, mister, permit.
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  Speaker 19: The officer has just gone out of the house. Your
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  Speaker 19: Worship would have liked him hugely. He is rare good company.
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  Speaker 5: Well, but hang, it has found nobody.
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  Speaker 19: I have not one guest in the house, sir, but
• 55:24
  Speaker 19: a young lady and her maid, and a madman and
• 55:27
  Speaker 19: a squire, as he calls.
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: Himself square who prithee?
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  Speaker 19: Squire? It is a cursed hard name. I never can
• 55:36
  Speaker 19: remember it. Squire Pancho, Sancho, he calls.
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: Himself, pleaseee? What is he? A week or a tory?
• 55:45
  Speaker 19: Hey, Sir, I don't know what he is. His master
• 55:48
  Speaker 19: and he have been here in my house this month,
• 55:51
  Speaker 19: and I can't tell what to make of them. I
• 55:53
  Speaker 19: wish the devil ad him before I had seen him,
• 55:56
  Speaker 19: the squire and his master both.
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: What has this acquire a master?
• 56:02
  Speaker 19: I don't know which is master, nor which is man?
• 56:05
  Speaker 15: Not?
• 56:05
  Speaker 19: I sometimes I think one is master, and then again
• 56:08
  Speaker 19: I think it is the other. I am sure I
• 56:11
  Speaker 19: had rather be the squire, for he sleeps most and
• 56:14
  Speaker 19: eats most. He is as bad as a greyhound in
• 56:17
  Speaker 19: a house. There is no laying down anything eatable. But
• 56:20
  Speaker 19: if you turn your back slap, he has it up
• 56:24
  Speaker 19: as for the night, as he calls himself. He has
• 56:26
  Speaker 19: more to pay for breaking windows than eating what. I
• 56:29
  Speaker 19: were well rid of him. He will sit you sometimes
• 56:32
  Speaker 19: in the yard to guard the castle, as he calls it.
• 56:35
  Speaker 19: But I am afraid his design is to rob the
• 56:37
  Speaker 19: house if he could catch an opportunity. I don't understand
• 56:41
  Speaker 19: one word in ten of what he says. He talks
• 56:43
  Speaker 19: of giants and castles, and queens and princesses, and chanters
• 56:49
  Speaker 19: and magicians and Dulcineas he has been a mighty traveler,
• 56:54
  Speaker 19: it seems.
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: A comical dog eye pansy. Go give my service to him.
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: Tell him I should be glad of his company.
• 57:02
  Speaker 17: Go.
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  Speaker 19: I'm afraid he is not in any of the best humors,
• 57:06
  Speaker 19: for he was most confoundedly drugged.
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: Just now well, pretty gone, call him here is some
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: of the best physic for him. Come Scott, sit down
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: and sing that song.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: Once more ere seven mother quoth Hodge et cetera.
• 57:26
  Speaker 16: The doctor is feed for a dangerous draft, which cures
• 57:28
  Speaker 16: half a dozen and kills half a score. Of all
• 57:31
  Speaker 16: the best drugs that dispensaries taught for well could each
• 57:34
  Speaker 16: cure one disease and no more. But here's the deuce
• 57:37
  Speaker 16: of sovereign use. Will cure your distempers, whatever they be,
• 57:40
  Speaker 16: in body or spirit, wherever you bear it. Take of
• 57:43
  Speaker 16: this a large dose, and it soon sets you free
• 57:46
  Speaker 16: by cunning directors. If strict of your pelf, your loss
• 57:49
  Speaker 16: is a dose of good claret can heal. Or if
• 57:52
  Speaker 16: you have been a director yourself, twill teach you no
• 57:54
  Speaker 16: loss of your honor to feel stocks fall arise. Tell
• 57:57
  Speaker 16: tooth a lies your fame and your fortune. Here remedy fined.
• 58:01
  Speaker 16: If Sylvia Bkru will take this water gruel, twill soon
• 58:04
  Speaker 16: cure the fever that burns up your mind.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Scene five, Don Quixote, Guzzle scut and Badger.
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  Speaker 2: Most illustrious and mighty knight. I'm proud to kiss your hands.
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: Your servant, sir, your servant aside the devilish short figures.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: To mean a person of your distinction is a happiness
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: I little expected, or I am much mistaken. But you
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: are either the Knight of the Sun, or of the
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: Black Helmet.
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: Or of the Black Cap, Sir, if you please, hm.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: Sir, Knight of the Black Cap, I rejoice in meeting
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: you in this castle, and I wish the achievements of
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: this glorious adventure in which I have been by the
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: cursed power of the enchantment foiled, may be reserved for you.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Badger asighed.
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: This is honest, cousin tom faith, as mad as a march.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Here would thou guess, Sir, Knight of the Black Cap,
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: that this uncourteous person, the lord of this castle, should
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  Speaker 2: detain within his walls the most beautiful princess in the universe.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: The devil he does enchanted. And if I mistake not
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: by that enchanter Merlin, I humbly suppose the delivery of
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: this princess was the design in which you came to
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: this castle.
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: Hi, I sir, I'll deliver her. I warrant you. But come, sir, pray, sir,
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: may I crave the honor of your name.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: I am known, sir, in chivalry, by the name of
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: the Knight of the Woeful Figure.
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: Sir Knight of the Woeful Figure, Will you please he
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: is to sit down? Come, sir, here's to you, landlord,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: draw your chair. How long, Sir Knight of the Woeful Figure,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: have you been in these parts?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: It is not, Sir Knight of the Black Cap. The
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: business of a knight errant to number time, like the
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: inferior part of mankind, by the days which he lives,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: but by the actions he performs. Perhaps you may have
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: sojourned longer here than I.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: Are.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: There many knights in this kingdom.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: Oh numberless. There are your knights and barren knights, and
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: knights of the post, and then there are your blue knights,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: and your red knights, and your green knights.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: Well, may this kingdom be said to be happy when
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: so many knights conspire for its safety.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: Come, let us be merry. We'll have a hunting song,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: Sir Knight. I should be glad to see you at
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: my country seat. Come scot sing away.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: Ere eight There was a jovial beggar et cetera.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 16: The dusky night rides down the sky and ushers in
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 16: the morn. The hounds all join in glorious cry. The
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 16: huntsman winds his horn, and a hunting we will go.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 16: The wife around her husband throws her arms and begs
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 16: his stay.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 8: My dear, It rains and hails and snows.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: You will not hunting day, but.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 16: A hunting we will go. A brushing fox in yonder wood.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 16: Secure to find we seek for why I carried sounded
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 16: good to cartload there last week? And a hunting we
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 16: will go away. He goes, he flies the route. Their
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 16: steeds all spur and switch. Some are thrown in, and
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 16: some thrown out, and some thrown in the ditch. But
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 16: a hunting we will go at length his strength, the
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 16: faintness worn, poor Renard sees his flight. Then hungry home
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 16: and we return to feast away the night. Then a
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 16: drinking we will go.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: Ah ha ha, the knight of the woeful figure. This
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: is the life serf of most of our knights in England.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: Hunting is a manly exercise, and therefore a proper recreation.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: But it is the business of a knight errant to
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: rid the world of other sorts of animals than foxes.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: Here is my dear Dorothea, to you, the most beautiful
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: woman in the world.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: Ah kiff, dost thou dare say that in my presence
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: forgetting that the pelest Dossiana yet lives. Confess thy fault
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: this instant and own her inferior to Losiana, or I
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: will make thee a dreadful example to all future knights
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: who shall dare disputy in comparableness of that divine lady.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: True by your spitzer, Throw by your spit, and I
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: don't fear you spot. I'll beat your Lanthorne jaws into
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: your throat, you rascal.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: Squire Badger offers to strike don Quixote.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 19: Oh, that this fellow we're at the devil, dear Squire,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 19: let him alone.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: Ah, I had discovered thee impostor, thanks most incomparable lady.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: That has not suffered thy knight to pollute his hands
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: with the base blood of that impostor Squire.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: Scene six Don Quixote Sancho, Squire Badger.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, sir, I have been seeking your honor. I have
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: such news to tell you.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: Sancho, on case this instant and handle that squire as
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: he deserves.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: My lady Dulcineer, Sir.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: Has been abused, has been injured by the flunderous tongue
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: of that squire. But Sir, if thou expected to live
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: a moment. Answer me not a word till that cadiff
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: hath felt by fist.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: Nay, sir, with all my heart, as far as a
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: cuff or two goes me. Hate your squire errants that
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: carry arms about them.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: I'll box you first one hand, second with both Sarah,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: I am able to beat a dozen of you if
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: I don't lamb thee they both strip.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: Maybe not, brother squire, maybe not threatened. Folks live long,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: high words, break no bones. Many walk into a bow
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: and are carried out aunt one answer. Heart is better
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: than many stone of flesh. Dead men pay no surgeons
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: say for to dance after a fiddle than a drum,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: though not so honorable. A wise man would be a
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: soldier in time of peace, and a parson in time
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: of war.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Scene seven, missus guzzle squire, badger sancho, what.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 14: In the devil's name is the matter with you? Get
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 14: you and your master out of my house for a
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 14: couple of pickpocket says you are, sir, I hope your
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 14: worship will not be angry with us.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: Stand away, Landlord, stand away. If I don't leck him.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: Come along out into the yard and let me a
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: fair play. And I don't fear you, or don't fear you.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 14: Get you out of your risk, Get you out, or
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 14: I'll be the death of you. I'll teach you to
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 14: fight with your better s su villain you, I'll carry you, Sarah.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: Scene eight, Fair Love, Squire Badger.
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  Speaker 6: I am sorry to see a gentleman insulted, Sir. What
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 6: was the occasion of this, phray?
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: I hope you are no knight errant, sir, sir, I say, sir,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: I hope you are no knight errant, sir.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 6: You are merry, sir, Ay sir.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: And you would have been merry too had you seen
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: such a sight as I have. Here is a fellow
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: in this inn that out does all the shows I
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: ever saw. He was going to knock my brains out
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: for drinking my mistress's health.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 6: Perhaps he is your rival, Sir Odd.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: That's like enough now, I think, Aunt. Who knows? But
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: this may be the son of a hare fair Love,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: whom I have been told on ha as sure as
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: a gun. This is he Oddsbodikins missus Doroth. Here you
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: have a very strange sort of taste. I could tell you.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 6: That do you travel towards London, sir? Because I shall
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 6: be glad of your company.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: No, sir, I have not above fifteen short miles to go,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: and quite across the country.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 6: Perhaps you are going to Sir Thomas Lovelin's.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: Do you know, Sir Thomas, then.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 6: Sir, very intimately, well, sir, give me your hand.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: Sir, you are an honest cock. I'll warrant you why, sir,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: I'm going to fall in love with Sir Thomas's daughter.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 6: You can't avoid that, sir, if you see her, for
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: she is the most agreeable woman in the world.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 5: And then she sings like a nightingale. Now that is
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 5: a very fine quality in a wife, for you know,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: the more she sings, the less she'll talk. Some folks
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 5: like women for their wit od's bodykins. It is a
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: sign they have none of their own. There is nothing
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: a man of good sense dreads so much in a
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: wife as her having more sense than himself.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: Air nine Lily Boulero.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: Like gold to a miser. Wits of a less more
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: trouble than joy to a husband, may bring.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 6: That faults in the miser and not in the mass.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 6: He knows not to you, so precious a thing.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: Witch teaches how to arm your brow A price for
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: that treasure some husbands have paid, but.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 6: Wit will conceal it. And if you don't feel it,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 6: a horns but a pimple scarce seen on your head?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: See nine Fair Love Squire Badger.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 6: John, Sir, sir, well, what to now?
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: John whispers?
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 9: How here I saw her?
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: Sir, upon my honor, fair Love aside.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 6: I am the happiest of mankind, brother traveler, Farewell.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: What shan't we drink together another time?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 18: Sir?
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  Speaker 6: I am in a little haste at present.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: Aside herky John, I.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 6: Leave you with my rival. I need say no more,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 6: Dear Dorothea. Ten thousand raptures are in the dear name.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: Exit scene ten John Squire, Badger, Don Quixote.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: Hark ye, mister, what is your master's name? Pray?
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 9: Master?
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 5: Sir, I say your master's name?
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 9: What do you see in me that should make you
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 9: ask me my master's name? I suppose you would take
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 9: it very ill of me if I were to ask
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 9: you what your master's name is? Do I look so
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 9: little like a gentleman as to stand in need of
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 9: a master?
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: Oh, sir, I ask your pardon? Your dress? Sir, was
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 5: the occasion of my mistake?
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 9: Probable enough? Among you country gentlemen, and really in town,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 9: gentlemen and footman dress so like one another it is
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 9: somewhat difficult to know which is which.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: May be, sir, then you are only an acquaintance of
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: this gentleman's.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 9: A traveling acquaintance.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: May I crave his name?
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 9: Sir, Oh, sir, his name? His name, Sir is Sir
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 9: Gregory nebek Nezzer. He is a very rich jew An
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 9: Italian by birth, born in the city of Cork. He
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 9: is going into Cornwall to take possession of a small
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 9: estate of twenty thousand pounds a year left him the
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 9: other day by a certain Dutch merchant's mistress with whom
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 9: he had an intrigue. He is a gentleman, Sir, universally
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 9: esteemed in the Beaumond.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: Beaumond, pray, what's that?
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 9: Beaumond? Sir is as much to say, a man of figure.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 9: When you say he is a man of the Beaumond,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 9: you mean just such another person as I am.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: You will pardon the ignorance of a cut tree.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 9: Gentlemen, oh sir, We of the Beaumont are never offended
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 9: at ignorance.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: Quixote within avant katiffs.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: Think not, I'll most accursed giant ever to enter within
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: this castle to bring any more captive princesses.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: Heather, hey te, what's the matter.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: Now, coachman within?
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 8: Open the gates?
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 19: Will you?
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 8: Are you mad?
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: You, my lord of the castle, suffer them to be
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: opened at your peril.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 9: One might think by this noise that we were at
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 9: the outside of the opera house at a ridotto.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: Scene eleven, Missus guzzle, John, squire badger.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 14: Oh, for heaven's sake, gentlemen, come and assist us. This
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 14: mad don Quixote will ruin my house. He won't suffer
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 14: the stagecoach to come into the yard. Dear, good gentlemen,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 14: come and speak to him. Oh, that I ever should
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 14: live to see him.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 9: I am too much of a gentleman not to assist
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 9: a lady in distress.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 5: Come, sir, after you, sir, I'm not quite unread, Oh,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: dear sir.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: Scene twelve a yard, don Quixote armed kepepie, his lance
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: in his hand, Sancho, guzzle, Squire, Badger, John, Missus guzzle
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: coachman within.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 8: If you don't open the gates this instant, I'll go
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 8: to another inn.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 10: Brief within, sir, I'll have your house indicted. I'll have
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 10: your sign taken down.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 19: Gentlemen, here is a madman in the yard. Will you
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 19: let me open the gates or no, sir.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: Open them and I will show thee that I want
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: to know walls to secure me. Open them? I say,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: you shall feel the force of one single night.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 14: Dear gentlemen, will nobody knock his brains out?
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: John Aside, This is.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 9: The most comical dog I ever saw in my life.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: If I have anything to say to him while he
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 5: has that thing in his hand, may I have it
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: in my guts that moment?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: There?
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 19: The gates are open.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: Now, thoull peer this princess Botsiana.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: Exit geg boys, excellent Sancho et cetera. Scene thirteen. Missus guzzle,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: mister brief, doctor drench, mister sneak, missus sneak, miss sneak
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: made with candles.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 15: Don't be frightened, my dear. There is no danger now.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: That's showring to me, my dear.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: If we had not got out of the coach as
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: I advised, we have been in a fine condition.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 10: Who is this fellow woman that has caused all this route, Oh.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 14: Dear mister counselor, I am almost frightened out of my wits.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 15: He is the devil.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 14: I think I can't get him out of my house?
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 8: What have you known?
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 10: Justice of the peace near you? You should apply to
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 10: a justice of the peace. The law provides a very
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 10: good remedy for these sort of people. I'll take your
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 10: affair into my hands, doctor Drench. Do you know no
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 10: neighboring justice?
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 11: What do you talk of a justice? The man is
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 11: mad and physic is proper for him than law. I'll
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 11: take him in hand myself.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 15: After supper, I wish, mister sneak, you would go into
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 15: the kitchen and see what we can have for supper.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: Exit.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 10: Yes, my dear, I do the fresh air. The downs
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 10: I protest has got me an appetite. Ladies, how do
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 10: you do after your fright doctor? I fancy a dream
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 10: of that cordial you carry in your pocket. Would do
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 10: the ladies no harm?
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 15: Huh? You are a merry man, mister counselor come child
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 15: this way, ladies.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: Excell went women Scene fourteen, mister brief, Doctor Drench, Don Quixote,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: Sancho Squire, Badger.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: John Hussar, hawk Hawk a gad He has routed the
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 5: coach and horses bravely, my landlord and the coachman won't
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 5: overtake them one while I warrant.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: Most illustrious and high lords. It is with great pleasure
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: that I congratulate you on your delivery, which you owe
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: only to the peerless Dolciana. I desire therefore are the return,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: but that you both repair immediately to Toboso and render
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: yourselves at her feet.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 11: Poor man, poor man, he must be put to bed.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 11: I shall apply some proper remedies. His frenzy is very high,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 11: but I hope we will be able to take it off.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 10: His frenzy, his roguery. The fellow's a rogue. He is
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 10: no more mad than I am, and the coachman and
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 10: landlord both have very good actions at law against him.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: Sancho, do you attend those princes to the richest and
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: most beautiful apartments, Most illustrious Princess, The governor of this
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: castle is an enchanter, But be not alarmed at it,
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: for all the powers of hell shall not hurt you.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: I will myself keep on the guard all this night
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: for your safety, and tomorrow I expect you set forward
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: for Toboso.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 11: Galen calls this frenzy the fren obricum.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 10: My Lord Coke brings these people into the number of
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 10: common cheats.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 11: I shall order him bleeding, glistering, vomiting, perging, blistering, and copping.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 10: He may, besides an action of assault and battery, be
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 10: indicted in the crown. He may also have an action
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 10: of damages and trespasses laid on him. In short, if
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 10: he be worth five thousand pounds, I don't question but
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 10: to action him out on. Come doctor, if you please,
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 10: we'll attend to the ladies extu went.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 5: Why, mister Quixote, do you know who these people were?
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 5: You called princes?
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: One of them I take to be the prince of Somatia,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: and the other of the five mountains.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 5: One of them is a lawyer, and t'ther a physician.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: Monstrous enchantment, What odd shapes that Merlin transforms the greatest
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: people into. But Knight Errantry will be too hard for
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: him at last.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 9: Exit a comical dog.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: If you will accept of one bottle of stout, brother traveler,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 5: it is at your service.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 9: With all my heart, sir, I'm afraid this fellow has
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 9: no good champagne in his house.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: Excellent ay, is the coast cleared? Where in the devil's
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: name as this mad master of mine disposed himself for maddies.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: Now as certain this last adventure has put it past
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: all marrowd disputes, no, poor Sancho, what will be come
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: on thee? Would it not be the wisest way to
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: look out for some new master, while thou hast any
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: old bones in thy skin? And yet I can't find
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: in my heart to forsake the old one, at least
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: till I have got this small island. And then perhaps
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: when I have it, I shall lose it again, as
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: I did my former government. Well, if ever I do
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: lay my fingers on an island more, I'll act like
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: otherwise governors thought, a plundering as fast as I can.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: And when I've made my fortune, why let them turn
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: me out if they.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: Will ten black joke.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: The more we see of humankind, the more deceit and
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: tricks we find in every land, as well as Spain.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: For would he ever hope to thrive upon the mountains,
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: he must live for nought. But rogues in vales remain.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: The miser, and the man will trick, the mistress, and
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: the maid will nick. For rich and poor our rogue
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: and horror. There's not one hones man in a score
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: nor woman true in twenty four.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: End of Act two, Act three of Don Quixote in
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: England by Henry Fielding. This is a LibriVox recording. All
• 1:22:08
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• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: or to volunteer, please visit LibriVox dot org. Act three,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: Scene one, scene A room fair love, Dorothea, missus.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 6: Gossel, depend upon it you shall be made amends for
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 6: your damage you have sustained from this heroic night. In
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 6: his squire, you look.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 14: Like a very honorable gentleman, sir, and I will take
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 14: your word for a great deal more than he owes me.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 12: But pray, Missus Gussele, how came you by this fine
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 12: dress in which the lady Josina is to be exhibited?
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 14: About a month ago, Madame, there was a company of
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 14: stage players here and this state for above a fortnight,
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 14: acting as shows. But I don't know how it happened.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 14: The gentry did not give them much encouragement, so at
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 14: last they all run away, except the queen, whom I
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 14: made bowl to strip of her finery, which is all
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 14: that I have to show for the whole reckoning.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 12: Poor queen, poor traveling princess.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 14: The devil travel with her to the world's end. So
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 14: she traveled, not hither. Send me anything but stage players
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 14: and knight errands. I'm sure fifty pounds won't make me
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 14: whole again, would you, ladyship think it?
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 15: Madam?
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 14: Beside other articles, she ran in tick twenty shillings for
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 14: thunder and lightning.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: Scene too, Jezebel Sancho, fair love Doro tea missus gussle.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 12: Behold the peerless princess. Oh, I shall die.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: Zeus. She'll put the real Dulcinea out of countenance. For
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: no such gorgeous fine lady have I seen in all toboso.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 6: Is the night of prize, mister Santo, of the approach
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 6: of his minstrels.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir, I'd like to have cost me, dear, I'm sure,
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: for when I told him of it, he gave me
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: such a hug that I thought I should never have
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: fetched breadth any more in this world. I believe he
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: took me for the lady Dulcineaire herself.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 12: But why, bittered and spurred mister Sanchel, are you going
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 12: on a journey?
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: Yes, madam, your ladyship knows I was ordered to go
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: for my lady dulcineaire. So what does me I but
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: right into the kitchen, where I whipped and spurred about
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 3: a sirloin of roast beef for a full half hour.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: Then slap, I returned to my master, whom I found
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 3: leading a upon his spear, with his eyes lifted up
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 3: to the stars, calling out upon my Toboso lady, as
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 3: if the devil were in his guts. As soon as
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: he sees me, Sancho, says he, with a voice like
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: a great gun. Wilt thou never have sufficiently stuffed thy wallet?
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: Wilt thou never set out for Toboso. Heavens bless your honors, worship,
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: and keep you in your senses, says I. I am
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: just returned from thence I am sure if you fell
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: half the weariness in your bones that I do, you'd
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: think you set out with a vengeance. Truly, then, Sancho,
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: you must have traveled by chantment. I don't know whether
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: I traveled by chantment, but this I know that, about
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 3: five miles off I met my lady Dulcinea, how says he,
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 3: and gives such a spring I thought he would have
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: leapt over the wall, I says, I sure I know
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: a ladyship. He there stood in the pillory ought to
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: know what wood is made of, and a woman who
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: walks the streets ought to know whether they are paid
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: or no.
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  Speaker 13: I hope he won't offer to be rude.
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  Speaker 3: Your ladyship need not fear that. I dare swear he
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 3: loves your ladyship so much he would not take a
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: hundred pounds to come within a yard of you. He's
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: one of your eyebred sort of gentry, and knows his distance.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 13: Should he offer to touch me, I should faint.
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  Speaker 3: And if your ladyship pleases, I'll convey you to a
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 3: proper place where you may see my master. And then
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: I'll go and prepare him a little more for your arrival.
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  Speaker 14: I'll go see this show. I'm resolved, and faith I
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 14: begin to doubt which of my guests is the maddest scene.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: Three fair love, doroterere.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 12: Shall we follow to the window and see the sport?
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 6: How come I doro thea think of trifling it this time?
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 12: Had I found you at my first arrival, I should
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 12: scarce have invented this design. But I cannot see any
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 12: retirement twill bee to our purpose?
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 6: Why should we not fly away this instant who knows?
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 6: But you may be pursued. I shall have no easy
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 6: moment till you are mine, beyond any possibility of losing you.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 12: The morning will be time enough. For I have taken
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 12: such measures I shall not be missed till then. Besides,
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 12: I think there was something so lucky in your coming
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 12: hither without having received my letter, that I cannot suspect
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 12: the happy success of our affair. Ah fair love, what
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 12: I were as sure it would be always in your will,
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 12: as it will be in your power to make me happy.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 12: But when I reflect on your former life, when I
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 12: think what a rover you have been, have I not
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 12: a just occasion?
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 17: Then?
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 6: For fear unkind Dorothy here eleven?
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: Have you heard of a frolic summit, ditty, et cetera?
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 6: Would fortune the truth to discover of him? You suspect
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 6: as a rover? Bid mesed do some princess a lover?
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 6: No princess would Billy pursue?
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 12: Would heaven but grant me the trial? A monarch should
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 12: meet my denial. And while other lovers I'd fly all,
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 12: I'd fly, my dear Billy.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 6: To you, who ages my dolly enjoyed is a feast
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 6: that could never be clined with THEE. While I'm kissing
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 6: and doing kind, fortune can give me no more with THEE.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 12: I'm so blessed beyond measure. I laugh at all offers
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 12: of treasure. I laugh at all offers of pleasure. Thou
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 12: art all my joy in my store.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 9: With THEE, I'm so blessed beyond.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 17: Treasure.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 12: I laugh at all pressure.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 11: Thou art all my joy and store.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: Scene four servants with lights before, Sir Thomas and guzzle landlord.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 4: How fair is it? You seem to drive a humming
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 4: trade here.
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  Speaker 19: Pretty well considering the hardness of the times. And please
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 19: your honor.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 4: Better times are a coming. A new election is not
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 4: far off.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 19: Hi, sir. If we had but an election once a year,
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 19: a man might make a shift to pick up a livelihood.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 4: Once a year. Why thou, unconscionable rogue. The kingdom would
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 4: not be able to supply us with malt. But prithee,
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 4: whom hast thou in thy house? Any honest fellows ha.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 19: Here's lawyer brief sir, and doctor Drench, and there's mister
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 19: Sneak and his wife. Then there's one Squire Badger of Somersetshire.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 4: Oh, give my service to him, instantly tell him I
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 4: should be very glad to see him.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 19: Yes, and please your honor exit.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 4: This fellow is not quite of a right kidney. The
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 4: dog is not found at the bottom. However, I must
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 4: keep well with him till after the next election. Now
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 4: for my son in law, that is to be, whom
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 4: I long mightily to see. I'm sure his estate makes
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 4: him a very advantageous match for my daughter. If she
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 4: can but like his person, and if he be describe
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 4: right to me, I don't see how she can fail
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 4: of doing that.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: Scene five, Sir, Thomas, Squire Badger, guzzle John, here's.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 19: The Squire, and it please your honor.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 4: Mister Badger. I'm your most humble servant. You're welcome into
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 4: this country. I've done myself the honor, sir, to meet
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 4: you thus far, in order to conduct you to my daughter.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 5: I suppose, sir, you may Bess Thomas Loveland.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 4: At your service.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 5: Sir, then I wish when you had been about it,
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 5: you had brought your daughter along with you. Ha ha.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 4: You are merry, sir, I sir.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 5: And you would have been merry if you'd been in
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 5: such company as I have been in my lord spot.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 5: Where's my law, lord Husbud, Sir Thomas, my Lord Slang
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 5: is one of the merriest men you ever knew in
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 5: your life. He has been telling me a parcel of
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 5: such stories.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 9: I protest, Sir, you were so extremely well bred you
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 9: put me out of countenance. Sir Thomas, I am your
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 9: most obedient, humble servant.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 4: I suppose this lord can't afford to keep a footman,
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 4: and so he wears his own livery.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 5: I wish, my Lord, you would tell, Sir Thomas the
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 5: story about you and the duchess of what do you
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 5: call her? Odds Heart? It is one of the pleasantest stories,
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 5: about how she met him in the dark at a
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 5: mask parade, and about how she gave him her letter,
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 5: and then about how he carried her to ah to ah.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 9: Too uh, to a banio, to a banio aye.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 5: And to a banno a spot. Sir, if I was
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 5: not partly engaged in honor to court your daughter, I'd
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 5: go to London along with my lord. Where women are
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 5: it seems as plenty as rabbits in a warren. Had
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 5: I known as much of the world before as I
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 5: do now. I believe I should scarce have thought of
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 5: marrying who'd marry when my Lord says here a man
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 5: may have your great sort of ladies only for wearing
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 5: a broadered coat, telling half a dozen lies, and making
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 5: a bow.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 4: I believe, sir, my daughter won't force ye against your inclination.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 5: Force me, no, I believe not ecod. I should be
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 5: glad to see a woman that should force me if
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 5: you come to that, sir. I am not afraid of
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 5: you nor your daughter, neither.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: Sir thomas A sighed.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 4: This fellow's a great fool, but his estate must not
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 4: be lost. You misunderstand me, Sir. I believe you will
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 4: have no incivility to complain of from either me or
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 4: my daughter.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 5: Nay, sir, for that matter, when people are civil to me,
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 5: I know how to be civil to them again. Come,
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 5: father in law of mine, that is to be what
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 5: say you to a cherishing cup? And you shall hear
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 5: some of my Lord's stories.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 4: As far as one battle squire, But you must not accede.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 5: Nay, nay thou may e'enn sneak off when you please
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 5: my lord. And I hear how very good company by
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 5: ourselves pray, my lord go first? Have you think I
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 5: have got some manners excellent?
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 4: A very hopeful spark this? But he has a great estate,
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 4: and I have no notion of refusing an estate. Let
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 4: the men be what he will?
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: Scene six the yard, don quixote, Sancho, how.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: Far dost thou think the advanced guards are yet from
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: the castle, sir? But perhaps she may choose to travel incognito,
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 2: and may, for the greater expedition have left those cursed
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 2: useless heavy troops her horse guards to follow a month
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 2: or two. Hence, how many coaches dost thou number?
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 3: Truly, Sir? They were so many I could not number them.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 3: I dare swear they were a good round Baker's doesn't at.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 2: Least, Sancho, Thou wilt never leave debasing the greatest things
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 2: in thy vile phrases. Wilt thou eternally put my patience
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 2: to the test. Take heed unworthy, squire. When thou art
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 2: talking of this incompable and peerless princess, thou dost it
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 2: not in any of thy low repultry. For if thou
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 2: dost by all the powers of this invincible.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 3: Arm, oh spare me, spare me. And if ever I
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 3: offend your worship any more, If ever I crack a
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 3: jest on my lady Dulcinea.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 2: Proceed, what knights attend her presence?
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 3: They make such a glittering, sir, tis impossible to know
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 3: one from me. They look for all the world at
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 3: a distance, like a flock of sheep. Ah Again, nay, sir,
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 3: If your worship won't let a man talk in his
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 3: own language, he must eat old his tongue. Every man
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 3: is not bred at a varsity. Who looks for a
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 3: courtier's tongue between the teeth of a clown? An ill
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 3: phrase may come from a good heart. Many men, many minds,
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 3: many minds, many mouths, many mouths, many tongues, many tongues,
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 3: many words.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: Sees thy torrent of impertinence, and tell me is not
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 2: the knight of the black Eagle?
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 3: There I marry is, sir, and he of the black
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 3: ram two on the trot, sir, cheap by jowel, sir,
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 3: for all the world, like two butter women some market.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 3: Then comes my lady Dulcinea, all rampant in her coach,
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: with half a score dozen mates of honor. Twould have
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 3: done your art good to see her she looks and
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 3: just like.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 2: Ah, like a milk white dove amongst a flight of crows,
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 2: to all.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 3: The world, like a new half crown piece amongst a
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 3: heap of old brass farthings.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: Scene seven, drawer with a light brief, Don Quixote.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 8: Sancho this way, sir, take care how you tread Ah.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 2: She approaches. The tortures are already arrived at the gate.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 2: The grateful Garum is alighted. Oh thou most welcome of
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 2: all knights. Let me embrace thee.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 10: Let me alone, pretty fellow, Or shall I have you
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 10: laid by the heels? What do you mean to rob me?
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 18: Eh?
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 2: Is it possible the mightyful Goren should not know me?
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 18: Know ye?
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 10: Tis not to your advantage. I believe to be known.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 10: Let me tell you, Sarah, you may be tried on
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 10: the Black Act for going about disguised in this manner,
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 10: and but that I shall go a better way to
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 10: work with you, as good an indictment would lie on
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 10: that act.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 2: Behold, sir, my lady Dulciana herself.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 10: Light on boy. The next justice ought to be indicted
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 10: for not putting the laws in execution against such fellows.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: Scene eight, Don Quixote, Sancho Jezebel.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, most illustrious and most mighty princess, with what looks?
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 2: Shall I behold you? With what word? Shall I thank
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: you for this infinite goodness to your unworthy knights? Rise, sir,
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 2: do not overwhelm me with too much goodness. Though to
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 2: see you be inexpressible happiness. Yet to see you here
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 2: gives me some uneasiness. For almost adorable princess, this castle
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 2: is enchanted giants and captive ladies inhabit.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 13: Only here could I but be assured of your constancy,
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 13: I should have no fear. But alas there are so
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 13: many instances of perjured men.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: Ere twelve, cold and raw, et cetera.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 13: A virgin once was walking along in the sweet month
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 13: of July, blooming, beautiful and young. She met with the
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 13: swain unruly within his arms the nymph he caught and
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 13: swore he'd love her truly. The maid remembered, the man
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 13: forgot what passed in the month of July.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 2: Eternal curses light on all such perjured wretches.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 13: But though you may be constant at first, when we
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 13: have been married a great while and have had several children,
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 13: you may leave me and then I should break my heart.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 2: Rather, may the universal frame of nature be dissolved, perish
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 2: first all honesty, honor, virtue, nay not errantry itself, that
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 2: quintessence of all.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 13: Could I always remain young as I am now, but
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 13: a lack a day I shall grow old, And then
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 13: you will forsake me for some younger maiden. I know
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 13: it is the way of all you men, You all
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 13: love young flesh, you all sing.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 1: Eire thirteen Juminiani's minuet.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 13: Sweets the little maid that has not learned her trade,
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 13: fears yet languishes to be taught. Though she's shy and coy.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 13: Still she'll give you joy when she's once a compliance brought.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 13: Women full of skill sooner grant your will, but often
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 13: purchased are good for naught. Sweets the little Maid.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 2: Oh most divine princess, whose voice is infinitely sweeter than
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 2: the nightingale. Oh, charm my ears no more with such
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 2: transporting melody, lest I find my joy to exquisite for
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 2: sense to bear.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 1: See nine Don Quixote, Sancho fair love, dorotea Jezebel.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 12: Pity, illustrious knight, Oh pity, an unhappy princess, who has
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 12: no hopes of safety but from your victorious arm. This instant,
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 12: I am pursued by a mighty giant.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, most adorable Dulciana. Unless some affair of your own
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 2: forbid permit your knight to undertake this adventure.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 13: You can't oblige me more nor me less, Oh the devil,
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 13: take old giant adventures.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 3: Now I shall have my bones broke. I'd give an
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 3: arm or two to secure the rest with all my
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 3: hearror a lean sneak off if I can and preserve
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 3: the whole.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 2: Sancho, Come here, stand thou in the front and receive
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 2: the first onset of the enemy. That's so I may
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 2: wait a proper opportunity while the giant is aiming at
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 2: thy head to strike off his Ah.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 3: Sir, I have been a square erranteeing to some purpose. Truly,
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 3: if I don't know better than to stand before my master. Besides, Sir,
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 3: every man in his way, I am the worst man
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 3: in the world at the beginning of a bad battle
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 3: by a very devil. At the end of it.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 1: Scene ten John fair Love don Quixote, dorotea Jezebel.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 9: Oh, Sir undone ruined Sir Thomas himself is in the inn.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 9: You are discovered. And here he comes with one hundred
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 9: and fifty people to fetch away Madame Dorothy.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 2: We know it, we not, And were he to bring
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 2: as many thousand, I'd show him one single night may
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 2: be too many for them.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 6: All ten thousand. Thanks good knight, By heavens. I'll die
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 6: by your side before i'll lose her.
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 2: Now, thy most adorable Princess Dulciana del Toboso, now shine
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 2: with all thy influence upon.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 1: Me, Sir Thomas. Within, where is my daughter?
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 4: Villains? Where is my daughter?
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, thou cursed giant killigumbe too well? I know thy voice,
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 2: have that the cadiff.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 12: Dear Jezebel. I'm frightened out of my wits. My father,
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 12: mister or fair Enough will be destroyed. I am resolved.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 12: I'll rush into the middle of them and with my
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 12: own danger put an end to the fray.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 13: Do so, And in the meantime I'll into the closet
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 13: and put an end to a small bottle I have
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 13: there I protest. I'm horribly frightened myself.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 1: Seeing eleven Sancho solace.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 3: There they are at it. Pal Now who will be
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 3: not on mad I know, no, I think I'm pretty
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 3: sure it won't be Sancho. I have made a shift
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 3: to escape this bound, but I shall never get this
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 3: cursed fighting country again as safe as I came into it.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 3: I shall leave some pounds of poor Sancho behind me.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 3: If this be the effect of English beef and pudding,
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 3: would I well in Spain again? I begin to think
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 3: this ouse or castle is chanted. Nay, I fancy the
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 3: devil lives in it, for we have had nothing but
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 3: battle since we have been here. My bones are not
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 3: the bones they were a fortnight ago, nor are they
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 3: in the same places as to my skin. The rainbow
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 3: is a food to it. For colors, it is like
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 3: what is it like?
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 17: Eat?
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 3: Cot is like nothing but my master's well, master of mine.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 3: If you do get the day you deserve it, I'll
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 3: say that for you. And if you are well drubbed,
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 3: why you serve that too. What are we to do
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 3: with the princess and be hanged to her? Besides, I
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 3: verily believe she's no more a princess than my amb
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  Speaker 3: No good, ever, comes from minding other men's matters. I
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  Speaker 3: seldom see any meat got by winding up another man's jack.
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  Speaker 3: I'll e'en take this opportunity, and while all the rest
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 3: are knocking one another on the head, I'll go into
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  Speaker 3: the pantry and stuff both guts and wallet as long
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  Speaker 3: as they'll hold.
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  Speaker 1: Scene twelve, Sir Thomas Dorothea.
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  Speaker 4: See, ungracious girl, See what your cursed inclinations have occasion.
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  Speaker 12: And I'm sure they are the cause of my misery.
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  Speaker 12: If fair love be destroyed, I never shall enjoy a
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  Speaker 12: moment's quiet more.
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  Speaker 4: Perhaps it were better for him. If he were, I
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  Speaker 4: shall handle him in such a manner that the rest
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  Speaker 4: of his life shall not be much worth wishing for.
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  Speaker 12: Thus on my knees, Sir, I entreat you, by all
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  Speaker 12: the tenderness you ever professed to me, by all the
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 12: joy you have so often said I gave you, by
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 12: all the pain I now endure. Do not attempt to
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  Speaker 12: insure fair love. You can inflict no punishment on him,
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  Speaker 12: But I must feel much more than half. Is it
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  Speaker 12: not enough to pull me, tear me bleeding from his heart?
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 12: Is it not enough to rub my eyes of what
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 12: they love more than light? Or then themselves hinder me
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  Speaker 12: from all those scenes of bliss? I'd painted to myself.
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  Speaker 12: Oh hear me, sir, Or kill me, and do not
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  Speaker 12: make this life you gave a curse.
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  Speaker 4: Oh wait, you're no child of mine?
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  Speaker 12: Would you keep me from him? Try to make him happy?
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 12: That thought would be some comfort in his absence. I
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 12: might perhaps bear to be no partaker of his happiness,
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 12: but not so of his sufferings. Were he in a palace,
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 12: you might keep me wretched alone. But were he in
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 12: a prison, not all the powers on earth should keep
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  Speaker 12: me from him.
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  Speaker 1: Scene thirteen, Guzzle missus, guzzle constable don quixote, fair Love, John.
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  Speaker 19: We have made a shift, and to please your worship,
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  Speaker 19: to secure this a mad fellow at last. But he
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 19: has done us more mischief than ever. It will be
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  Speaker 19: in his power to make us reparation.
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  Speaker 14: For our house is ruined forever. There's not one whole
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  Speaker 14: window in it. The stage coachman swears he'll never bring
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  Speaker 14: a company to it again. This miss Sneak above in fits,
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  Speaker 14: and mister Sneak, poor man is crying, and Madam Sneak
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  Speaker 14: she's a swearing and stamping like a dragoon.
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  Speaker 4: Mister fair Love, you shall answer for this, As for
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 4: that poor fellow there I suppose you have hired him.
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  Speaker 4: Hark fellow, what did this gentleman give you to do
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  Speaker 4: all this mischief?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? It is your time now, and you may use it.
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  Speaker 2: I perceive this adventure is not reserved for me. Therefore
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  Speaker 2: I must submit to the enchantment.
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  Speaker 4: Do you banter me, you rascal.
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  Speaker 2: Poor wretch? I scorn to retort thy injurious words.
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  Speaker 4: I'll make you know who I am presently I will so.
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  Speaker 2: Dost thou? Then think I know THEE not to be
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  Speaker 2: the giant to Guillacombo. Yet think not, because I submit
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  Speaker 2: to my fortune that I fear THEE. No, the time
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  Speaker 2: will come when I shall see THEE the prey of
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  Speaker 2: some more happy knight.
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  Speaker 4: I'll knight you, you dog, I will do you.
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  Speaker 14: Hear, husband, I suppose he won't doubt whether he be
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  Speaker 14: mad any longer or no. He makes no more of
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 14: his worship than if he were talking to a fiddler.
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  Speaker 19: I wish your worship would send up to jail. He
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  Speaker 19: seems to look most cursedly mischievous. I shall never think
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  Speaker 19: myself safe until he is under lock and key.
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  Speaker 6: Sir Thomas, I do not deserve this. You see you
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 6: at your hands, and though my love to your daughter,
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 6: hath made me hitherto passes? Do not cure the thing
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  Speaker 6: too far for be assured. If you do, you shall
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  Speaker 6: answer for it.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, ay, sir, we are not afraid of that.
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  Speaker 1: Scene. Fourteen squire Badger, Sir Thomas doughterea fair love? Don
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  Speaker 1: quixote missus gussle woons?
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  Speaker 5: What's the matter with all? It's the devil in the
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 5: inn that you won't let a man sleep. I was
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 5: as fast on the table as if I had been
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 5: in a feather bed spot. What's the matter? Where's my
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 5: lord's slang?
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  Speaker 4: Dear squire, let me entreat you would go to bed?
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 4: You are a little heated with wine?
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  Speaker 5: Woon, sir? Do you say that I'm drunk? I say, sir,
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 5: that I am a sober at a judge. And if
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 5: any man says that I am drunk, sir, he is
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 5: a liar and the son of a My dear, Ain't
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 5: I sober? Now? Oh?
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  Speaker 12: Nauseous, stealthy wretch.
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 5: Poor George A pretty good wench. I'll a kiss, I'll warrant.
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 5: She's twice as handsome as my wife, as is to be.
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  Speaker 4: Hold, dear sir, this is my daughter, Sir, I.
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  Speaker 5: Don't care whose daughter she is.
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  Speaker 12: For Heaven's sake, somebody defend me from him.
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  Speaker 6: Let me called dogs villain, Thou hast better eat thy
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 6: fingers than lay him rudely on that lady.
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  Speaker 4: Dear mister Badger, this is my daughter, the young lady
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 4: to whom you intended your addresses.
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  Speaker 5: Well, sir, and ain't I'm making addresses to her, sir.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, let me beseech you, sir, to attack her in
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 4: no rude manner.
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  Speaker 5: Prithee, dost thou know who I am? I fancy if
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 5: thou didst know who I was, thou wouldst not talk
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 5: to me. So if thou dost anymore, I shall lend
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 5: thee and knock. Come, madam, since I have promised to
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 5: marry you. Since I can't be off with honor, as
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 5: they say, why the sooner it's done, the better, let
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 5: us send for a pathen and be married. Now I'm
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 5: in the humor spudnigins. I find there is nothing in
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 5: making love when a man's but once got well into it.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 5: I never made a word of love before in my life,
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 5: and yet it is as natural, seemingly as if I
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 5: had been bound prenticed to it.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 2: Sir, one word with you, if you please. I suppose
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 2: you look upon yourself as a reasonable sort of person.
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 2: What that you are capable of men ing your affairs,
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 2: that you don't stand in need of a governor?
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 4: Hey?
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 2: And if this be true of you, is it possible
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 2: you can prefer that wretch who is a scandal to
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 2: his very species, to this gentleman, whose person and parts
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 2: would be an honor to the greatest of it?
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 4: Has he made you his advocate? Tell him? I can
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 4: prefer three thousand.
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 2: To one the usual madness of mankind. Do you marry
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 2: your daughter for her sake or your own? If for hers,
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 2: sure tis something whimsical to make her miserable in order
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 2: to make her happy. Money is a thing well worth
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 2: considering in these affairs, But parents always regard it too much,
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 2: and lovers too little. No match can be happy which
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 2: love and fortune do not conspire to make so the
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 2: greatest addition of either illy supplies the entire absence of
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 2: the other. Nor would millions a year make that beast
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 2: in your daughter's eye preferable to this youth with a thousand?
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 4: What have we here? A philosophical pimp, I can't help
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 4: saying but the fellow has some truth on his side.
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 12: You are my eternal aversion.
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 5: Lookye, madam, I could take a joke or so, but
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 5: if you are in earnest.
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 12: Indeed I am, I hate and despise you in the
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 12: most serious earnest.
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  Speaker 5: To you, then you may kiss Spot. I can hate
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 5: as well as you. Your daughter has affronted me here, sir,
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  Speaker 5: what's your name? And I have satisfaction.
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 2: Oh that I were disenchanted for thy sake.
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 5: Sir, I'll have satistisfaction my daughter, Sir, Sir, Your daughter, sir,
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 5: is a son of a hare. Sir, Spot, I'll go
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 5: find my lord slang a fig for you and your
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 5: daughter too. I'll have satisfaction.
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 2: Exit a Turk would scarce marry a Christian? Slay to
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 2: such a husband?
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  Speaker 4: How this man was misrepresented to me? Fellows, let go
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 4: your prisoner, mister fair love. Can you forgive me? Can
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 4: I make you any reparation for the injustice I have
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 4: shown you on this wretcher's account? If the immediate executing
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 4: all my former promises to you can make you forget
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 4: my having broken them. And if, as I have no
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 4: reason to doubt, your love for my daughter will continue
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 4: you have my consent to consummate as soon you please. Hers,
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 4: I believe you have already.
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 6: Who transport o blessed, mummut.
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  Speaker 12: No consent of mine can ever be wanting to make
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 12: him happy?
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  Speaker 1: Here fourteen.
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  Speaker 6: Thus the merchant, who with pleasure long adventured on the main,
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 6: hugging fast his darling treasure, gaily smiles on past toils,
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 6: well repaid for all his pain.
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 12: Thus the nymph, who dream of frighting with her lover's
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 12: death alarms wakes with transports, all delighting, madly blessed when
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 12: caressed in his warm and twining arms.
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  Speaker 14: Lord bless 'em, who could have parted them that hadn't
• 1:58:48
  Speaker 14: a heart of oak.
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 2: Here are the fruits of knight errantry for you. Here
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 2: is an instance of what admirable service we are to mankind.
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 2: I find some of them are reserved for don Quixote
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 2: de la Mancha.
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  Speaker 4: Don Quixote de la mancha. Is it possible that you
• 1:59:07
  Speaker 4: can be the real don Quixote de la mancha?
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  Speaker 2: Truly, Sir, I have had so much ado with enchanters
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 2: that I dare not affirm whether I am really myself
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 2: or no.
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  Speaker 4: Sir, I honor you much I have heard of your
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 4: great achievements in Spain. What brought you to England? Noble
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 4: don a.
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  Speaker 2: Sort of adventures, sir? No place abounds more with them.
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 2: I was told there was a plenty of stock of monsters,
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 2: nor have I found one less than I expected.
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 1: Scene fifteen Don Quixote, Sir Thomas, fair love doroterere, guzzle, missus, guzzle, brief,
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  Speaker 1: doctor drench.
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  Speaker 10: I'll have satisfaction. I won't be used after this man
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 10: for nothing while there is either law or judge or
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 10: justice or jury or crown office, or actions of damages
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 10: or on the case, or trespasses or assaults and batteries.
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 4: What's the matter, mister councero.
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 10: Ugh, Sir Thomas, I am abused, beaten, hurt, maimed, disfigured, defaced, dismembered, killed,
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 10: massacred and murdered by this rogue robber, rascal villain. I
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 10: shan't be able to appear at Westminster Hall the whole term.
• 2:00:29
  Speaker 10: It will be as good as three hundred pounds off
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 10: my pocket as was ever taken.
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 11: If this madman be not blooded, cupped, sweated, blistered, vomited, purged,
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 11: this instant, he won't be incurable. I am well acquainted
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 11: with this sort of frenzy. His next paroxysm will be
• 2:00:47
  Speaker 11: six times as strong as the former.
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 2: Prah.
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  Speaker 10: The man is no more mad than I am. I
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 10: should be finally off if he could be proved non compassments.
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 10: It's an easy thing for a man to pretend madness.
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 10: Exp host facto, pretend madness.
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  Speaker 11: Give me leave to tell you, mister brief, I am
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 11: not to be pretended with. I judge by symptoms.
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 10: Sir, symptoms, Dad. Here are symptoms for you if you
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 10: come to that.
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  Speaker 11: Very plain symptoms of madness.
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 10: I think very fine, indeed, very fine doctrine, very fine. Indeed,
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 10: a man's beating of another is a proof of madness.
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 10: So that if a man be indicted, he has nothing
• 2:01:30
  Speaker 10: to do but to plead non compassmentus. And he's acquisitive,
• 2:01:34
  Speaker 10: of course, So there's an end of all actions of
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 10: assaults and battery at once.
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  Speaker 1: Scene sixteen Sir Thomas Cook, don Quixote, Sancho, fair love,
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  Speaker 1: doctor drench servants hailing in Sancho, Hey.
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  Speaker 4: Day, what's the matter now?
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  Speaker 18: Bring him along? Bring him along, a man, master, No
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 18: wonder you've complained so long of missing your victuals. For
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 18: all the time you were out in the yard, this
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 18: rogue has been stuffing his guts in the pantry. Nay,
• 2:02:12
  Speaker 18: he has not only done that, but everything he could
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 18: not eat he's crammed into that great sack there which
• 2:02:18
  Speaker 18: he calls a wallet.
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 2: Thou scandal to the name of Squire, wilt thou eternally
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 2: bring shame on thy master by these little pilfering tricks.
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 3: Nay, nay, you have no reason to talk, good master
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 3: of mine. The receivers as bad as the thief, and
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 3: you have been glad. Let me tell you, after some
• 2:02:44
  Speaker 3: of your adventures, to see the inside of the wallet
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 3: as well as I what a pox are these your
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 3: errantry tricks to leave your friends in the lurch.
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 4: Slave kadid, dear Knight, be not angry with the Trestissancho.
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 4: You know, by the laws of knight errantry, stuffing the
• 2:03:09
  Speaker 4: wallet has still been the privilege of the squire.
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 3: If this gentleman be a knight errant, I wish he
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 3: would make me square.
• 2:03:20
  Speaker 6: I'm pacified, Landlord, to be easy. Whatever you may have
• 2:03:26
  Speaker 6: suffered by mister Sancho or his illustrious master, I'll see
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 6: you paid.
• 2:03:33
  Speaker 4: If you will honor my house, noble knight, and be
• 2:03:37
  Speaker 4: present at my daughter's wedding with this gentleman, we will
• 2:03:41
  Speaker 4: do the best in our power for your entertainment.
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 2: Sir, I accept your offer, and, unless any immediate adventure
• 2:03:51
  Speaker 2: of moment should intervene, will attend you.
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 3: Oh Rare Sancho, this is brave newsy thing. Give me
• 2:04:03
  Speaker 3: your wedding adventures the devil table of rest.
• 2:04:09
  Speaker 11: Sure, Saint Thomas, you will not take a mad bend
• 2:04:12
  Speaker 11: home with you to your house.
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 2: I have heard thee thou ignorant wretch throw that word
• 2:04:17
  Speaker 2: in my face with patience, for alas could it be proved?
• 2:04:23
  Speaker 2: What were it more than almost all mankind in some
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 2: degrees deserve? Who would doubt the noisy, boisterous squire who
• 2:04:32
  Speaker 2: was here just now to be mad? Must not this
• 2:04:35
  Speaker 2: noble knight here have been mad to think of marrying
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 2: his daughter to such a wretch. You doctor are mad too,
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 2: though not so mad as your patience. The lawyer here
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 2: is mad, or he would not have gone into a
• 2:04:49
  Speaker 2: scuffle when it is the business of men of his
• 2:04:51
  Speaker 2: profession to set other men by the ears and keep
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 2: clear themselves.
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 4: I don't know whether this night, by and by may
• 2:05:01
  Speaker 4: not prove us all to be more mad than himself.
• 2:05:06
  Speaker 6: Perhaps, Sir Thomas, that is no such difficult point.
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  Speaker 1: Air fifteen country Bumpkin.
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  Speaker 6: All mankind are mad. Tis played, some for places, some embraces.
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 6: Some are mad to keep up gain, and others mad
• 2:05:23
  Speaker 6: to spend it. Courtiers, we may mad men rate poor
• 2:05:26
  Speaker 6: believers and deceivers. Some are mad to hurt the state,
• 2:05:30
  Speaker 6: and others mad to mend it.
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 12: Lawyers are for bedlam fit, or they never could endeavor
• 2:05:37
  Speaker 12: have the rogueries to commit which were so mad to
• 2:05:40
  Speaker 12: let him Poets. Madmen are no doubt with projectors and directors.
• 2:05:44
  Speaker 12: Women all are mad throughout, and we more mad to
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 12: get them. Since your madness is so plain. Each spectator
• 2:05:51
  Speaker 12: of good nature, with applause, will entertain his brother of
• 2:05:55
  Speaker 12: La Mancha, with applause, will entertain Don Quixote Squire Sancho.
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  Speaker 1: End of Act three. End of Don Quixote in England
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  Speaker 1: by Henry Fielding