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Lightning Round: Travel Disasters, Des Moines & Podcast Dreams | Fast Five Shorts · Omni Talk Retail

• 0:00
  Let's
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  go
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  to
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  the
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  lightning
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  round.
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  My
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  first
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  question
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  for
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  you
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  is.
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  This
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  was
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  a
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  great
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  one.
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  A
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  canine
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  named
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  Nitro.
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  Yes,
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  that's
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  real,
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  folks.
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  A
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  canine
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  named
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  Nitro
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  at
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  the
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  Philadelphia
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  International
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  Airport,
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  alerted
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  officers
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  to
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  more
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  than
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  $44,000
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  in
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  unreported
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  cash
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  after
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  flagging.
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  After
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  flagging.
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  I
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  should
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  say,
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  not
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  flaggling.
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  Flagging.
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  A
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  traveler
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  preparing
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  to
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  board
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  an
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  international
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  flight
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  to
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  Mexico.
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  Catherine,
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  I
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  am
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  curious,
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  and
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  I'm
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  curious
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  what
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  you're
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  going
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  to
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  tell
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  me
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  here.
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  What
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  is
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  the
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  most
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  contraband
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  thing
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  you
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  have
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  ever
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  tried
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  to
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  sneak
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  through
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  security?
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  Yeah,
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  this
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  is
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  one
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  of
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  my
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  fondest
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  but
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  yet
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  scariest
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  memories
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  of
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  traveling
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  for
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  business.
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  So
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  I
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  had
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  a
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  vendor,
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  and
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  this
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  was
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  pretty
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  recent,
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  too.
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  This
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  was
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  maybe
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  a
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  year
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  and
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  a
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  half
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  ago.
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  I
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  had
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  a
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  vendor
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  give
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  me
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  a
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  miniature
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  solo
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  stove.
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  And
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  so
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  it
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  was
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  kind
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  of
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  like
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  a
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  miniature,
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  like,
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  fondue
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  kit,
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  slash
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  s'.
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  Mores.
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  And
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  so
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  it's
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  this
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  cute
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  little
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  miniature
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  solo
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  stove
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  grill.
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  The
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  gel,
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  like,
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  compartment
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  that
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  goes
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  in
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  the
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  middle,
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  that's
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  the
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  fuel
• 1:00
  and
• 1:00
  the
• 1:00
  little
• 1:00
  fondue
• 1:01
  sticks.
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  So
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  I'm
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  going
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  through
• 1:03
  security,
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  and
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  then,
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  sure
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  enough,
• 1:05
  then
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  my
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  bags
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  held
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  up
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  and
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  they're
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  like,
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  hey,
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  can
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  somebody
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  tell
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  me
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  whose
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  carry
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  on
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  is
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  this?
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  I
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  go,
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  it's
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  mine.
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  They
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  go,
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  you're
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  going
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  to
• 1:10
  have
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  to
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  come
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  over
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  here.
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  And
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  I
• 1:11
  didn't
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  get
• 1:12
  to
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  go
• 1:12
  to
• 1:12
  the
• 1:12
  area
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  where
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  you
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  go
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  if
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  you
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  just
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  have
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  water
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  in
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  your
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  bag.
• 1:15
  I
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  went
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  to,
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  like,
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  the
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  head
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  of
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  security
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  and
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  they
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  said,
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  listen,
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  you
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  know,
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  our
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  cameras
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  or
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  whatever
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  picked
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  up
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  something
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  that
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  is,
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  you
• 1:24
  know,
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  metal.
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  It's
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  circular.
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  There
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  seems
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  to
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  be
• 1:27
  maybe
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  some
• 1:27
  type
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  of
• 1:28
  fuel
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  in
• 1:28
  the
• 1:28
  center
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  of
• 1:29
  it,
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  and
• 1:29
  there's
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  something
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  sharp.
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  And
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  I'm
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  like,
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  well,
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  when
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  you
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  tee
• 1:33
  it
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  up
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  like
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  that,
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  yeah,
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  this
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  is
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  a
• 1:35
  problem.
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  And
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  clearly
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  I
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  was
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  not
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  thinking
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  this
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  through.
• 1:38
  So
• 1:39
  they
• 1:39
  took
• 1:39
  it
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  out.
• 1:39
  They
• 1:40
  realized
• 1:40
  it
• 1:40
  was
• 1:40
  a
• 1:40
  miniature
• 1:41
  solo
• 1:41
  stove.
• 1:42
  The
• 1:42
  little
• 1:42
  gel
• 1:43
  fuel
• 1:43
  thing,
• 1:44
  the
• 1:44
  sticks
• 1:44
  for
• 1:44
  the
• 1:45
  fondue
• 1:45
  or
• 1:45
  marshmallows,
• 1:46
  and
• 1:47
  they
• 1:47
  took
• 1:47
  it
• 1:47
  away.
• 1:48
  They
• 1:48
  took
• 1:49
  it
• 1:49
  away.
• 1:50
  You
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  couldn't
• 1:51
  check
• 1:51
  it
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  or
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  anything.
• 1:51
  They're
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  just
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  like,
• 1:52
  you're
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  out.
• 1:52
  It's
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  done.
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  Like,
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  it's
• 1:54
  gone.
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  Yeah.
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  They
• 1:55
  said.
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  They
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  said
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  so
• 1:56
  long
• 1:57
  to
• 1:57
  the
• 1:57
  sterno
• 1:57
  and
• 1:58
  the
• 1:58
  solo
• 1:58
  stove.
• 1:58
  They're
• 1:59
  like,
• 1:59
  it's
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  over.
• 2:00
  Oh,
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  my
• 2:00
  God,
• 2:01
  that's
• 2:01
  great.
• 2:01
  We're
• 2:02
  going
• 2:02
  to
• 2:02
  stick
• 2:02
  with
• 2:02
  the
• 2:02
  airline
• 2:03
  topic.
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  Okay?
• 2:04
  You
• 2:05
  travel
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  a
• 2:05
  lot.
• 2:06
  We
• 2:06
  all
• 2:06
  get
• 2:06
  stuck
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  next
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  to
• 2:07
  some
• 2:07
  interesting
• 2:08
  folks
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  or
• 2:09
  see
• 2:09
  some
• 2:09
  interesting
• 2:10
  things
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  while
• 2:10
  spending
• 2:11
  time
• 2:11
  at
• 2:11
  the
• 2:11
  airport.
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  What
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  is
• 2:12
  the
• 2:13
  craziest
• 2:13
  thing
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  you
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  have
• 2:14
  ever
• 2:14
  witnessed
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  a
• 2:15
  fellow
• 2:16
  passenger
• 2:16
  doing?
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  Oh,
• 2:17
  my
• 2:18
  God.
• 2:18
  I've
• 2:19
  seen
• 2:19
  a
• 2:19
  lot
• 2:19
  of
• 2:19
  Crazy
• 2:19
  things.
• 2:20
  One
• 2:20
  of
• 2:20
  which
• 2:20
  is
• 2:20
  which.
• 2:20
  One
• 2:21
  of
• 2:21
  which
• 2:21
  I'm
• 2:21
  not
• 2:21
  going
• 2:21
  to
• 2:21
  tell
• 2:21
  because
• 2:22
  this
• 2:22
  is
• 2:22
  a
• 2:22
  family
• 2:22
  show.
• 2:23
  But
• 2:23
  I've
• 2:24
  got
• 2:24
  a
• 2:24
  really
• 2:24
  good
• 2:24
  thing
• 2:25
  that
• 2:25
  happened
• 2:25
  to
• 2:25
  me
• 2:25
  recently
• 2:25
  in
• 2:26
  London.
• 2:28
  I
• 2:28
  was
• 2:28
  walking
• 2:29
  through
• 2:29
  the
• 2:29
  main
• 2:29
  terminal
• 2:30
  at
• 2:30
  Heathrow,
• 2:30
  and
• 2:31
  you
• 2:31
  know
• 2:31
  those
• 2:31
  water
• 2:31
  bottle
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  things
• 2:32
  where,
• 2:33
  you
• 2:33
  know,
• 2:33
  you
• 2:33
  fill
• 2:33
  up
• 2:33
  your
• 2:34
  water
• 2:34
  bottle?
• 2:35
  There
• 2:35
  was
• 2:35
  a
• 2:35
  woman
• 2:35
  there
• 2:36
  who
• 2:36
  was
• 2:37
  using
• 2:37
  that
• 2:37
  as
• 2:37
  a
• 2:38
  drinking
• 2:38
  fountain.
• 2:39
  Like,
• 2:39
  she
• 2:40
  had
• 2:40
  her
• 2:40
  face
• 2:40
  pressed
• 2:41
  up
• 2:41
  against,
• 2:41
  like,
• 2:42
  up
• 2:42
  against
• 2:43
  the
• 2:43
  thing
• 2:43
  to
• 2:43
  trigger
• 2:44
  it,
• 2:44
  and
• 2:44
  using
• 2:44
  it
• 2:44
  as
• 2:45
  a
• 2:45
  tricky
• 2:45
  fountain,
• 2:46
  which
• 2:46
  is
• 2:46
  why
• 2:46
  to
• 2:47
  this
• 2:47
  day,
• 2:48
  I
• 2:48
  refuse
• 2:49
  to
• 2:49
  refill
• 2:49
  my
• 2:50
  water
• 2:50
  bottle
• 2:50
  in
• 2:51
  an
• 2:51
  airport.
• 2:51
  Because
• 2:51
  I
• 2:52
  guarantee
• 2:52
  you,
• 2:52
  she
• 2:53
  has
• 2:53
  10,000
• 2:53
  people.
• 2:54
  If
• 2:54
  she
• 2:54
  is
• 2:54
  doing
• 2:54
  it,
• 2:55
  so
• 2:55
  are
• 2:55
  10,000
• 2:56
  other
• 2:56
  people.
• 2:56
  So
• 2:57
  that's.
• 2:57
  That's
• 2:57
  my
• 2:57
  story,
• 2:58
  Catherine.
• 2:58
  Yeah,
• 2:59
  yeah,
• 2:59
  that,
• 3:00
  that's
• 3:00
  certainly.
• 3:01
  That's
• 3:01
  an
• 3:01
  interesting
• 3:02
  one.
• 3:02
  I
• 3:02
  guess
• 3:02
  you,
• 3:02
  you
• 3:03
  see
• 3:03
  it
• 3:03
  all.
• 3:03
  You
• 3:03
  think
• 3:04
  that,
• 3:04
  like,
• 3:04
  okay,
• 3:04
  we're
• 3:05
  moving
• 3:05
  away
• 3:05
  from
• 3:05
  water
• 3:05
  fountains
• 3:06
  that
• 3:06
  were
• 3:06
  historically
• 3:07
  gross.
• 3:08
  Now
• 3:08
  those
• 3:08
  are
• 3:08
  ruined,
• 3:08
  too,
• 3:09
  for
• 3:09
  you,
• 3:09
  Chris.
• 3:10
  Yeah,
• 3:10
  right.
• 3:10
  And
• 3:10
  probably
• 3:11
  many
• 3:11
  people
• 3:11
  listening
• 3:12
  to
• 3:12
  this
• 3:12
  show
• 3:13
  are
• 3:13
  now
• 3:13
  like,
• 3:13
  oh,
• 3:14
  God,
• 3:14
  that's
• 3:14
  so
• 3:14
  gross.
• 3:15
  I'm
• 3:15
  never
• 3:15
  refilling
• 3:15
  my
• 3:16
  water
• 3:16
  bottle
• 3:16
  again.
• 3:17
  Imagine.
• 3:18
  I
• 3:18
  imagine
• 3:18
  if
• 3:18
  you
• 3:19
  like
• 3:19
  the
• 3:19
  humor
• 3:19
  on
• 3:19
  this
• 3:19
  show,
• 3:19
  that's
• 3:20
  probably,
• 3:20
  you're
• 3:20
  probably
• 3:20
  like,
• 3:20
  yep,
• 3:21
  that's
• 3:21
  me.
• 3:21
  All
• 3:22
  right,
• 3:22
  next
• 3:22
  one.
• 3:22
  Hy
• 3:22
  Vee
• 3:23
  is
• 3:23
  located
• 3:23
  in
• 3:23
  the
• 3:23
  place
• 3:24
  of
• 3:24
  birth.
• 3:25
  Of
• 3:25
  place
• 3:25
  of
• 3:25
  my
• 3:26
  birth,
• 3:26
  Des
• 3:26
  Moines,
• 3:26
  Iowa.
• 3:27
  Katherine,
• 3:28
  what
• 3:28
  is
• 3:28
  the
• 3:28
  one
• 3:28
  thing
• 3:29
  about
• 3:29
  Des
• 3:29
  Moines
• 3:30
  that
• 3:30
  would
• 3:30
  surprise
• 3:31
  most
• 3:31
  folks
• 3:31
  to
• 3:32
  learn
• 3:32
  or
• 3:32
  that
• 3:33
  also
• 3:33
  surprised
• 3:33
  you
• 3:33
  upon
• 3:35
  being
• 3:35
  there?
• 3:36
  Yeah.
• 3:36
  So,
• 3:37
  you
• 3:37
  know,
• 3:37
  coming
• 3:38
  from
• 3:38
  spending
• 3:39
  my
• 3:39
  entire
• 3:39
  life
• 3:39
  on
• 3:40
  the
• 3:40
  east
• 3:40
  coast,
• 3:40
  when
• 3:40
  I
• 3:41
  told
• 3:41
  people
• 3:41
  I
• 3:41
  was
• 3:41
  moving
• 3:41
  to
• 3:42
  Iowa
• 3:43
  and
• 3:43
  west
• 3:43
  of
• 3:43
  Des
• 3:44
  Moines,
• 3:44
  you
• 3:44
  know,
• 3:44
  they
• 3:44
  just
• 3:45
  said,
• 3:45
  oh,
• 3:45
  it's
• 3:45
  all
• 3:45
  cornfields.
• 3:46
  And
• 3:47
  I
• 3:47
  will
• 3:47
  say,
• 3:48
  yes,
• 3:48
  there
• 3:48
  are
• 3:48
  cornfields.
• 3:49
  But
• 3:50
  this
• 3:50
  area
• 3:51
  is
• 3:51
  growing
• 3:52
  and
• 3:52
  booming
• 3:53
  like
• 3:53
  you
• 3:53
  would
• 3:54
  not
• 3:54
  believe.
• 3:54
  Just
• 3:55
  the
• 3:55
  commerce
• 3:56
  coming
• 3:56
  in,
• 3:56
  all
• 3:56
  of
• 3:56
  the
• 3:57
  restaurants
• 3:57
  and
• 3:58
  shopping,
• 3:58
  residential
• 4:00
  housing
• 4:00
  is
• 4:00
  going
• 4:01
  up
• 4:01
  every.
• 4:01
  Everywhere
• 4:03
  There
• 4:03
  is,
• 4:03
  there
• 4:03
  is
• 4:04
  something
• 4:05
  going
• 4:05
  on
• 4:06
  where
• 4:06
  people
• 4:06
  are
• 4:07
  either
• 4:07
  they
• 4:07
  were
• 4:08
  from
• 4:08
  the
• 4:08
  Midwest
• 4:08
  and
• 4:09
  now
• 4:09
  they're
• 4:09
  coming
• 4:09
  back,
• 4:10
  or
• 4:10
  people
• 4:11
  from
• 4:11
  the
• 4:11
  coast
• 4:11
  are
• 4:12
  coming
• 4:12
  to
• 4:12
  Midwest
• 4:12
  for
• 4:13
  a
• 4:13
  different
• 4:13
  lifestyle.
• 4:14
  But
• 4:14
  the
• 4:14
  area
• 4:15
  is,
• 4:16
  is
• 4:16
  growing
• 4:17
  and,
• 4:18
  you
• 4:18
  know,
• 4:18
  and
• 4:18
  there's
• 4:18
  parts
• 4:19
  like,
• 4:19
  it's
• 4:19
  quite
• 4:19
  bougie.
• 4:20
  There's
• 4:20
  some
• 4:20
  really
• 4:21
  expensive
• 4:21
  houses
• 4:22
  going
• 4:22
  up.
• 4:23
  Yeah,
• 4:23
  yeah,
• 4:24
  yeah.
• 4:24
  I
• 4:24
  kind
• 4:24
  of
• 4:24
  think
• 4:24
  of
• 4:25
  Des
• 4:25
  moines
• 4:25
  like
• 4:25
  Minneapolis
• 4:26
  20
• 4:26
  years
• 4:26
  ago.
• 4:27
  Like,
• 4:27
  you
• 4:27
  know,
• 4:27
  it's
• 4:28
  like
• 4:28
  the,
• 4:28
  it's
• 4:28
  like
• 4:28
  the,
• 4:28
  the
• 4:29
  place
• 4:29
  with
• 4:29
  Midwestern
• 4:30
  route
• 4:30
  where
• 4:30
  people,
• 4:30
  you,
• 4:30
  to
• 4:30
  your
• 4:31
  point,
• 4:31
  people
• 4:31
  had
• 4:31
  Midwestern
• 4:32
  roots.
• 4:32
  They
• 4:32
  want
• 4:32
  to
• 4:32
  come
• 4:32
  back
• 4:33
  to
• 4:33
  Midwest
• 4:33
  now.
• 4:33
  Now
• 4:34
  we're
• 4:34
  heading
• 4:34
  into
• 4:34
  Des
• 4:34
  Moines
• 4:34
  and
• 4:35
  Iowa.
• 4:35
  And
• 4:35
  you
• 4:35
  know
• 4:36
  who
• 4:36
  I
• 4:36
  mean,
• 4:36
  who
• 4:36
  can,
• 4:36
  who
• 4:36
  can
• 4:37
  blame
• 4:37
  that?
• 4:37
  Because,
• 4:37
  you
• 4:38
  know,
• 4:38
  it's,
• 4:38
  it's
• 4:39
  heaven.
• 4:39
  You
• 4:39
  know,
• 4:39
  like
• 4:40
  Field
• 4:40
  of
• 4:40
  Dreams
• 4:40
  says.
• 4:41
  Okay,
• 4:42
  Chris,
• 4:42
  if
• 4:43
  you
• 4:43
  could
• 4:43
  pick
• 4:44
  one
• 4:44
  person
• 4:44
  in
• 4:45
  the
• 4:45
  world
• 4:46
  to
• 4:46
  be
• 4:46
  your
• 4:46
  next
• 4:47
  guest,
• 4:47
  who
• 4:47
  would
• 4:48
  it
• 4:48
  be?
• 4:48
  And
• 4:48
  I
• 4:48
  mean
• 4:49
  anyone
• 4:50
  in
• 4:51
  the
• 4:51
  world.
• 4:51
  Who
• 4:52
  do
• 4:52
  you
• 4:52
  want
• 4:52
  on
• 4:52
  your
• 4:53
  show?
• 4:54
  Wow.
• 4:54
  Anyone
• 4:55
  in
• 4:55
  the
• 4:55
  world
• 4:55
  to
• 4:55
  talk
• 4:55
  retail
• 4:56
  technology
• 4:56
  headlines.
• 4:57
  Yes.
• 4:59
  This
• 4:59
  is
• 4:59
  such
• 4:59
  a
• 4:59
  good
• 4:59
  question.
• 5:00
  I
• 5:00
  told
• 5:00
  you.
• 5:00
  Oh,
• 5:01
  man.
• 5:01
  No
• 5:01
  one's
• 5:02
  ever
• 5:02
  asked
• 5:02
  me
• 5:02
  this.
• 5:02
  No,
• 5:03
  no.
• 5:03
  It's
• 5:03
  so
• 5:03
  funny.
• 5:04
  No
• 5:04
  one
• 5:04
  has
• 5:04
  ever
• 5:05
  asked
• 5:05
  me
• 5:06
  in
• 5:06
  the
• 5:06
  eight
• 5:06
  year
• 5:06
  history
• 5:07
  of
• 5:07
  doing
• 5:07
  this
• 5:07
  show,
• 5:07
  who
• 5:08
  would
• 5:08
  my
• 5:08
  ideal
• 5:08
  guest
• 5:09
  be.
• 5:09
  No
• 5:09
  one's
• 5:09
  ever
• 5:09
  asked
• 5:10
  me
• 5:10
  that.
• 5:10
  This
• 5:10
  is
• 5:10
  great.
• 5:12
  I
• 5:13
  think,
• 5:13
  you
• 5:13
  know,
• 5:13
  I'm
• 5:13
  gonna
• 5:13
  keep
• 5:13
  it
• 5:14
  in
• 5:14
  the
• 5:14
  retail
• 5:14
  family.
• 5:14
  I
• 5:15
  think,
• 5:15
  you
• 5:15
  know,
• 5:15
  my
• 5:15
  ideal
• 5:16
  guest
• 5:16
  would
• 5:16
  be
• 5:16
  John
• 5:16
  Furner
• 5:17
  because
• 5:17
  I
• 5:17
  man
• 5:17
  crush
• 5:18
  over
• 5:18
  him.
• 5:18
  But
• 5:19
  there's
• 5:19
  no
• 5:19
  doubt
• 5:20
  in
• 5:20
  my
• 5:20
  mind
• 5:21
  that
• 5:21
  he
• 5:21
  cannot
• 5:21
  comment
• 5:22
  on
• 5:22
  other
• 5:22
  retailers
• 5:23
  right
• 5:23
  now.
• 5:23
  So
• 5:23
  it's
• 5:23
  just
• 5:23
  never
• 5:24
  going
• 5:24
  to
• 5:24
  happen.
• 5:25
  So
• 5:25
  I'm
• 5:26
  going
• 5:26
  to
• 5:26
  give
• 5:26
  you
• 5:26
  my
• 5:26
  second
• 5:26
  choice.
• 5:27
  My
• 5:27
  second
• 5:28
  choice
• 5:28
  would
• 5:28
  be
• 5:29
  Jeff
• 5:29
  Bezos.
• 5:30
  He's
• 5:30
  got
• 5:30
  the
• 5:30
  time.
• 5:31
  He
• 5:31
  could
• 5:31
  even
• 5:32
  remote
• 5:32
  in
• 5:32
  from
• 5:32
  his
• 5:33
  yacht.
• 5:33
  Lauren
• 5:34
  can
• 5:34
  come
• 5:34
  too.
• 5:34
  Catherine.
• 5:35
  I'm
• 5:35
  fine
• 5:35
  with
• 5:35
  that.
• 5:36
  So
• 5:36
  Amazon
• 5:37
  pr,
• 5:37
  if
• 5:37
  you're
• 5:38
  listening,
• 5:38
  let's
• 5:38
  make
• 5:38
  this
• 5:39
  happen.
• 5:39
  Let's
• 5:39
  make
• 5:39
  this
• 5:40
  happen.
• 5:40
  Let's.
• 5:40
  Let's
• 5:40
  remote
• 5:41
  Mr.
• 5:41
  Jeff
• 5:41
  in
• 5:42
  from
• 5:42
  his,
• 5:42
  from
• 5:42
  his
• 5:42
  yacht
• 5:43
  in
• 5:43
  the
• 5:43
  Mediterranean
• 5:44
  or
• 5:44
  wherever
• 5:44
  the
• 5:44
  hell
• 5:44
  he
• 5:45
  is.
• 5:45
  And
• 5:45
  let's
• 5:45
  talk
• 5:45
  some
• 5:45
  retail.
• 5:46
  Retail
• 5:46
  headlines.
• 5:47
  Because
• 5:47
  I
• 5:47
  can't
• 5:47
  think
• 5:47
  of
• 5:47
  anyone
• 5:48
  better
• 5:48
  suited
• 5:49
  or
• 5:49
  more
• 5:49
  knowledgeable
• 5:50
  on
• 5:50
  that
• 5:50
  subject
• 5:50
  than
• 5:51
  him.
• 5:51
  Am
• 5:51
  I
• 5:51
  wrong?
• 5:52
  Oh,
• 5:53
  no.
• 5:53
  I
• 5:53
  mean,
• 5:53
  can
• 5:53
  you
• 5:54
  imagine
• 5:54
  the
• 5:55
  number
• 5:55
  of
• 5:55
  people
• 5:55
  that
• 5:55
  would
• 5:56
  be
• 5:56
  tuned
• 5:56
  in
• 5:57
  to
• 5:57
  that
• 5:57
  episode?
• 5:58
  Chris?
• 5:59
  Oh,
• 5:59
  my
• 5:59
  God.
• 6:00
  In
• 6:00
  the
• 6:00
  podcast
• 6:01
  hall
• 6:01
  of
• 6:02
  fame.
• 6:02
  Oh,
• 6:03
  my
• 6:03
  God,
• 6:03
  yes.
• 6:03
  I
• 6:04
  could
• 6:04
  easily
• 6:04
  imagine
• 6:05
  it.
• 6:05
  Yes,
• 6:05
  yes.
• 6:06
  Maybe
• 6:07
  one
• 6:07
  day.
• 6:07
  One
• 6:07
  day.
• 6:08
  One
• 6:08
  day,
• 6:09
  maybe
• 6:09
  it
• 6:09
  will
• 6:09
  happen.