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Episode 1694 - Scrubbin' Up A Tard · Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

• 0:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, well, I'm gonna drink in bro who's kids.
• 0:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 0:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's that Friday afternoon show.
• 0:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: It always gets weird around here.
• 0:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: Pan on over.
• 0:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: You start off in the wide.
• 0:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: Look at that.
• 0:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: There's Jeffrey.
• 0:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: There's Jeffrey.
• 0:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: Fillin' in for Anthony, Anthony.
• 0:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: Holloway.
• 0:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: Down in Columbia.
• 0:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: Mary.
• 0:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeaaaaan.
• 0:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: In stem cells, injected into his brain, parts of his asshole I heard, parts of his asshole.
• 0:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: Not sure, I heard that's where all the sensitive tendons are and all that other fun stuff.
• 0:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: Pop them up on screen here, bio-excelerator, shout-out to these guys.
• 0:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: They helped a lot of our friends, a lot of veterans over the years, and they're fantastic.
• 0:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: Now, is it true that they get stem cells from the foreskin of circumcised infants?
• 1:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yep, Indians, Indian infants.
• 1:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: Indian infants.
• 1:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: So Dan's getting Indian baby dicks in his brain.
• 1:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, and that's what it is.
• 1:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: Because you want your dick to be smarter.
• 1:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: You want it to work smarter, not harder.
• 1:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: So that's the point of it.
• 1:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: And let's face it.
• 1:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: Those little engine babies over there, that are getting HB1 dick vases into the country are working smarter, not harder.
• 1:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: So yeah, that's just part of the process, all right?
• 1:28
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'm not the fucking Judging Dury, brother.
• 1:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: I am who I am.
• 1:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's gonna be a weird today.
• 1:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's gonna be real fucking weird.
• 1:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm just gonna warn you up front.
• 1:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: There's this story that, well, we've been covering for years here that's, take a turn, take a nasty little turn, and I don't know how to feel about it to be honest with you.
• 1:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: If you're on Patreon and I'm drinking with my guest, Patreon watching this.
• 1:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: You're looking at this title saying, how bad is this going to get today, Ross?
• 1:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: Worst thing, you know, worse thing, you know.
• 2:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: So I'll tell you what, I'm going to read this story and then I wrote a little jingle about it because I don't know what happened.
• 2:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know what's happening at all anymore.
• 2:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: What I do know is this.
• 2:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: Penn State, set some ups and some downs.
• 2:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: and the university history there, some ups, in my opinion, are the cocaine flat leader there.
• 2:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: That guy is a hero.
• 2:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: So we made these shirts.
• 2:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: These have been absolutely fucking fine.
• 2:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: And Brandon was able to make it look, yeah, scroll in there, zoom in there, excuse me.
• 2:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: Blue, it looks like real cocaine.
• 2:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: uh... with a straw and her or dollar bill and all other stuff and that white out came is going to be amazing this year uh... those have been just exploding order them now before they uh... they cancels and i know it's your saying ross you guys own pen state for hardy of self certain on the stuff yes yes we do uh... and on the can around me is a one-on-dance that's good
• 3:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: It is the line head, but I don't know.
• 3:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I thought that there was one sitting over on your side of the set, but it might have gotten moved.
• 3:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, somebody drank it.
• 3:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: Are you worried at all that the players are going to be dragging a little bit at this game?
• 3:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, not at all.
• 3:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: They should be very up for this game.
• 3:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: But they might have lost their contracts.
• 3:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: I know.
• 3:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's what I'm worried about.
• 3:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's Penn State as a shitty year, guys.
• 3:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm just no.
• 3:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: because you shut down the plug.
• 3:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: You can blame the D.E.A.
• 3:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you pulled the plugs, Penn State University, and you could be, snorting up, having a good time, yeah, brother.
• 3:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: Good, but call me in the big town, you.
• 3:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah, good, but call me in the big town.
• 3:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: Instead, they could be down.
• 3:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know what's gonna happen.
• 3:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: All right, I'm sure there's a lot of unhappy kids at Penn State's right now.
• 3:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: We're here to help you with these T-shirts.
• 3:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Obviously, I'm drinking bros.com.
• 3:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: Get them before the university takes them down.
• 4:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm sure we'll get a C&D on this.
• 4:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm almost positive.
• 4:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: We will.
• 4:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: But this will lead into, oh, God, one of the crazier stories we've ever done.
• 4:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: If you're a date one home, any of the show, obviously, we've made Jerry Sandaski jokes for years, continue to do so, and then his lawyer reached out to us.
• 4:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Hey guys, nobody will touch this, pun intended.
• 4:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: Nobody will touch this case.
• 4:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: Jerry Sandducky, but he's innocent.
• 4:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: And we did that show, it was a long show.
• 4:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: I want to say it was like 90 minutes.
• 4:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: Dan and I did it with their attorney.
• 4:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: And then his wife, it is up afterwards, and said, hey, where can I find it?
• 4:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: Where can I send this and everything else?
• 4:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: He laid out his case while Jerry Sandducky was innocent as far as having sex with kids and bathrooms and the showers.
• 4:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: particular Penn States infamously tore down those showers and they got rid of it, ripped it all out, put a new facilities, all that stuff and they just kind of wanted to wash their hands with this and move on.
• 5:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: However, it just keeps coming back up in the press today.
• 5:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: I said it was
• 5:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: actually expected to re-cant his testimony.
• 5:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: So Jerry Sandoski is due to a return to court next month as one of his accusers is expected to re-cant his testimony against the former Penn State assistant coach who is convicted of sexually abusing boys for more than a decade, according to an affidavit, judge schedules, a hearing force September 8th and
• 5:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: week two of the college football season for them.
• 5:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, shit.
• 5:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: We won for Penn State.
• 6:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: So chances are that we'll probably have won their game on Saturday and then buy that Tuesday.
• 6:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: We're dealing with this shit again.
• 6:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: Sandoski, who is now 82, holy shit.
• 6:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know his 82 years old.
• 6:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: He's been serving a decades-long prison sentence after he was convicted in 2012 of abusing boys.
• 6:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: And accuser known as victim 10, who testified for the prosecution at Sandoski's trial, is now prepared to tell the court Sandoski did not abuse him.
• 6:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: Victim 10 alleges prosecutors coached him into an order excuse me to steer his testimony and Asked him to revisit and reframe his allegations writing in a swarm after David provided to the defense That throughout the pre-trial process.
• 6:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: I was told both directly and indirectly that trauma May have fragmented my memory
• 6:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: And then I could safely affirm details.
• 7:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: I did not fully recall.
• 7:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: I was assured that this was common and even expected.
• 7:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: This is according to the Pennsylvania Attorney General's Office who's expected to address the allegation that's September's hearing.
• 7:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: So now, Sindowski's team said in a motion, they're seeking a new trial that victim tends now a strange wife would testify that she concluded victim 10 was not sexually abused by Jerry Sindowski.
• 7:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: Now, here's where I go first, okay?
• 7:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: Victim 10.
• 7:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: What about the first nine guys?
• 7:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, that's, you know, look, if it was just one.
• 7:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: if it was just one, I might be able to play along, but Vickton 10 is the one who's like, man, I think I can't recall when he happened to me and I need to recap that.
• 7:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I was told that this is near actual and part of the process, you know, of later on in life you just, you wait, you have memory that you forgot.
• 8:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know what kind of fucking hokey shit this is.
• 8:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know what's going on in this.
• 8:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: Maybe they gave this kid a couple of grants because I don't know what he's worth now or any of this other shit all I know is this.
• 8:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: If you listen to another show, you know, the lawyer claim that Jerry Sanduski was basically four scump.
• 8:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: He was a retard, you know, soaping up other, other tard kids and shit like that and he didn't know what he was doing.
• 8:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: He was playing with the boys, you know, in the 60s when they were fucking 14.
• 8:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'd camp some shit and there was just he didn't know, you know, he was just scrubbing dogs, kind of figuring things out and joining a life and no consequences and it's just like a free lifestyle brother, you know, sorry, it happens, but you know, Jerry couldn't get his dick up.
• 9:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: And again, I really encourage you to go and back and listen to that episode because that was another thing the lawyer said was that he couldn't get heart.
• 9:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: He was born without the ability to have an erect penis.
• 9:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I guess he didn't have kids or something like that.
• 9:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't.
• 9:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: The whole fucking thing was odd to me.
• 9:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: And truthfully, I thought we were all prepared to move on after that, turns out we're not.
• 9:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: So in honor of Sanduski and his Tardic skews, I wrote a little jingle today.
• 9:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: His Friday, okay?
• 9:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's Friday.
• 9:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, this is my voice, and I recorded it.
• 9:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I'm once you guys see here,
• 9:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: Look at that little volume.
• 9:55
  [SPEAKER_09]: I had a big breakfast, and now I'm headed to practice.
• 10:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: The boys hidden and holding.
• 10:06
  [SPEAKER_09]: As a coach, I'm still scouting.
• 10:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: In the back of mine, I keep dreaming of the shadows.
• 10:19
  [SPEAKER_09]: But time, I'm using a little for three little heart Cause I'll be scrubbing up the time And I'll be drinking real heart Yeah, I'm on's for you
• 10:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: Jerry, Jerry.
• 10:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: That was beautiful.
• 10:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: Send us key, I appreciate it.
• 10:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: Appreciate that.
• 10:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: Appreciate that.
• 10:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: I wrote that this morning and, uh, you know, let's see, that is my voice by the way.
• 11:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: That is my voice.
• 11:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: Happy is growing, uh, guitar.
• 11:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: So, I don't know if they're gonna play that in court.
• 11:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: I hope they do.
• 11:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: I hope that's his walk on music, you know?
• 11:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: Every college football team's got a, got a fucking walk-in song.
• 11:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: Shit, since college football started, we're on Patreon today, fuck it.
• 11:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Let's really get fucking loose here.
• 11:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: College football starting tomorrow.
• 11:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: We're back.
• 11:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: We're fucking back.
• 11:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: God dammit.
• 11:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: Luke, I wanna go to one of my face, okay?
• 11:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: Type in, go to YouTube, type in,
• 11:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: Virginia Tech, I believe.
• 11:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I think it's Virginia Tech.
• 11:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think that's their walk-in song.
• 11:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: If this doesn't get you bricked up, nothing will in this life, nothing fucking will.
• 11:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: There you go, dude.
• 11:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: And it's so good.
• 11:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: Give that some volume, brother.
• 11:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 11:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: Look at that.
• 11:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: Hell yeah, dude.
• 12:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: Louter.
• 12:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: Louter.
• 12:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's how I love it, dude.
• 12:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: God damn it, college football's back.
• 12:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: Look at that dude.
• 12:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: Fuck yeah.
• 12:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: I didn't get recruited by Virginia Tech.
• 12:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: If I'd have walked in for this though, I'm not assigned immediately.
• 12:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: Jesus Christ.
• 12:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: This is just, just, look at the death of 104.
• 12:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: and let's go.
• 12:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: All right, you're good.
• 12:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: You're good here before they fucking rip this down off of the interwebs.
• 12:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: Now again, when I said every school has a walkouts song here, I don't want to put me pressure on your Penn State, but I think scrubbing up a tarot.
• 12:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: Could be the walk on song there.
• 12:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's funny.
• 12:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, it's a university.
• 12:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I would just consider it, just put it in the back of the old noggin there.
• 13:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: See what happens.
• 13:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: Toss it around, throw it some dough, and it's a flower.
• 13:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: See what happens.
• 13:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: Maybe scrubbing up a tard is the anthem that finally wins Penn State, another national championship.
• 13:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's been a while.
• 13:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's been a while.
• 13:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think I don't think they've won since the 90s there.
• 13:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: So I would consider scrubbing up a tard and I'd be more than happy to come and play that song a coup or electric at half time if you want for the for the people or before the game.
• 13:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: Whatever whatever you guys want to do, I'll leave that up to you.
• 13:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: Coup, do you play electric?
• 13:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh yeah, electric acoustic, a little bit of banjo working on banjo.
• 13:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: That banjo is not going to do it.
• 13:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's 110,000 people there.
• 13:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, just told me to lay off the banjo.
• 13:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that's not going to get people juiced off the college kids.
• 13:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, give me more banjo.
• 13:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know, I think banjo or no one will coup.
• 13:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 13:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, at this age.
• 13:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: I shoot too.
• 13:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: Guys, at this age.
• 13:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah, 13 to 22.
• 14:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: Are you calling for the banjo?
• 14:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, give me a fucking blanch.
• 14:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, dude.
• 14:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: Let's go.
• 14:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, imagine something with really shredding on banjo, like, dude, what's up?
• 14:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah.
• 14:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know, you could do something.
• 14:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: There's something there.
• 14:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: There's a huge banjo.
• 14:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: You get addicted to it, by the way.
• 14:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: Once you, once you, Joe, you never go back.
• 14:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm not kidding, dude.
• 14:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's what happened to Steve Martin.
• 14:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, that's true.
• 14:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Steve Martin, one of the reasons I wanted to learn Google this.
• 14:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think Steve Martin is actually put out 23 banjo Only albums and He was playing.
• 14:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think it won't make sense.
• 14:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: Actually.
• 14:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: He was playing fucking banjo dude With his fucking band.
• 14:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: No shit.
• 14:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, I would I'd love to see him.
• 14:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: He's a die-hard Joe dude.
• 14:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: He's one of those.
• 14:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: He's a Joe head.
• 14:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: He's one of those old performer like he's a multi-talented performer and we don't get many of those anymore He blackmailed Twitter
• 14:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: So, he's that's in bullshit politically, and I was just like, hey, dude, at a certain point, can we turn off old people, social media, and fucking remember them for they used to be not.
• 15:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: This new shit, because when you die, that's the problem, like Rob Reiner.
• 15:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, his kid hacked him to death.
• 15:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: Worst to know, Jay.
• 15:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: middle of the night in all the other shits, but it's Rob Reiner was genius.
• 15:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: Unfortunately, all we know him now is post and fucking crazy shit about Trump all got damn day long.
• 15:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Same with Steve Martin and me where I'm like man, can you shut the fuck up and just fuck young girls and we'll look the other way?
• 15:24
  [UNKNOWN]: Dad damn dude.
• 15:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: Remember forget we're in that fucking dinner party brought clear dains was like 40 years younger I still I still can't believe they were a couple.
• 15:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: I didn't know about that until you told me and that I Got you know I give another weird one for you if you mean a real life like if you let's just say you seem in the street
• 15:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: He wears like size 14 or 15 shoes.
• 15:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: What?
• 15:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, they're like clown shoes.
• 15:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: I've never seen shoes on a fucking human that bigger.
• 15:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like dead serious.
• 15:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: Or did he?
• 15:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: D'Caprio's got huge feet too, where it's just like, oh, it's like a clown shoe.
• 15:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: Are they, are they packing hogs?
• 15:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, D'Caprio's a stick man.
• 15:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know about, I don't know about Steve Martin's Dickdown abilities, I should say.
• 16:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's never been mentioned, so I never really thought about it.
• 16:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, but he's always dated younger, so maybe.
• 16:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.
• 16:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: He's one of those guys though, who's looked like he's 70 since the age of 30.
• 16:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: So he's never aged.
• 16:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: Past 70, even when he was 30 there.
• 16:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: How many Joe albums does he have out?
• 16:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: Eight.
• 16:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oof.
• 16:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: How many is that thought?
• 16:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Eight is seven.
• 16:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: Blue, crossing, banjo.
• 16:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: Eight.
• 16:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: A, blue, eight is enough.
• 16:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: All right.
• 16:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: You're right.
• 16:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: You're right.
• 16:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: You're good on that bullshit.
• 16:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: And there's no singing.
• 16:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's just joeing.
• 16:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: So it's him and another and another Joe really I don't know purely instrumental.
• 16:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, they do doing fucking Joe's and you know that's hard to sing a song to a Joe.
• 16:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: Man, you got to you got to hear some Billy Strings Billy Strings is making bluegrass and he doesn't play banjo.
• 16:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: He purely strings are fucking old he
• 16:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: But let's not put Steve Martin in the category of Billy's.
• 16:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I mean, it's Jesus Christ.
• 16:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like every actor wants to be a musician, every athlete wants to be an actor, and like this is weird cycle there, zero desire, zero desire.
• 17:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: It is a whole different art form where Billy strings is on a different planet.
• 17:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: There you go.
• 17:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: There you go.
• 17:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: You're nowhere near it.
• 17:22
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• 22:03
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• 22:28
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  [SPEAKER_07]: Believe in Trump, President served four years.
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  [SPEAKER_07]: We're in year two.
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  [SPEAKER_07]: You got two more years to turn this around, two and some change here.
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  [SPEAKER_07]: I bitched to the day about the beef prices.
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  [SPEAKER_07]: two Americans that would hurt small farmers in all of the shits.
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  [SPEAKER_07]: Now this morning he wrote this on his true social if you want to pan over their ranchers and farmers have always been a number one priority me that were hard, they're smart, efficient, immaculately clean, but for years I've heard they've had a tremendous problem with big processors.
• 31:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: who many say are a nasty monopoly, there are essentially four of them, a very non-competitive number that make life miserable for a wonderful farmers and ranchers.
• 31:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: I can't let that happen can I?
• 31:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: So in order to break up this powerful monopoly, which much of its ownership based outside the U.S., I'm authorizing legal documents to be drawn in order to allow farmers and ranchers to be given the right to process their own food that is on caps,
• 31:34
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  [SPEAKER_07]: This matter, President Donald J. Trump.
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  [SPEAKER_07]: Love that.
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  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, love that.
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  [SPEAKER_07]: Now, where did that come from?
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  [SPEAKER_07]: I believe yesterday was on the blaze.
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  [SPEAKER_07]: I think you were on the blaze yesterday with Glenn Beck and I believe Glenn Beck just asked him live on air.
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• 31:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Hey dude, do you know what's going on with the beef and here's what would help you here, and yeah, dude, and I'm doing it, press play on this clip right here.
• 32:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: get into it a later date, but please, please when it comes to beef, please look at the cartel that is the meat processing cartel.
• 32:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that is, I run a ranch.
• 32:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I know what it's like.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm telling you, it is the processing plants.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: There's four of them.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And I think two of them are not even American.
• 32:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's bad.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And they're, I believe they're collecting the
• 32:36
  [SPEAKER_10]: Because that's been going on a long time, Glenn, long before I got here.
• 32:39
  [SPEAKER_10]: Help us.
• 32:41
  [SPEAKER_10]: Help us.
• 32:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's so, we can't, we can't butcher with all of the federal regulations.
• 32:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: It is really hard, you know, if there's something you can do to help.
• 32:51
  [SPEAKER_10]: Glenn, is that just a question of regulation?
• 32:54
  [SPEAKER_10]: Do you think?
• 32:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: A lot of it is.
• 32:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, a lot of it is.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: The inspections are insane.
• 33:05
  [SPEAKER_10]: So could you do it?
• 33:06
  [SPEAKER_10]: If you didn't have those regulations, could you do it on your ranch?
• 33:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 33:11
  [SPEAKER_10]: And is that the way to do it?
• 33:13
  [SPEAKER_10]: Or do you think yes?
• 33:14
  [SPEAKER_10]: You need some pretty short regulations.
• 33:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Break the back, break the back of those processing plants.
• 33:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: But there's people that want to build processing plants everywhere.
• 33:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: The regulations are killing us.
• 33:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just killing us.
• 33:26
  [SPEAKER_10]: So you're saying with less regulation,
• 33:30
  [SPEAKER_10]: You think that the ranchers and farmers would do a very good job of processing the beef.
• 33:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 33:38
  [SPEAKER_10]: Well, yes, I know that today.
• 33:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know.
• 33:40
  [SPEAKER_10]: I've been hearing about this problem for 20 years.
• 33:44
  [SPEAKER_10]: I've been hearing about this problem.
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• 33:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, what?
• 33:49
  [SPEAKER_10]: This could be a way to go for ranchier support.
• 33:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: No, for the kind.
• 33:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: That would be good.
• 33:54
  [SPEAKER_10]: No, I've been hearing me good.
• 33:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: Only bad about it's four places and it's a monopoly.
• 33:59
  [SPEAKER_10]: It is.
• 34:01
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• 34:03
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's controlling those
• 34:07
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• 34:13
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• 34:16
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• 34:19
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• 34:28
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• 34:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: I can't think of the last time something like this has happened where we've publicly seen somebody make a request to the president to take an action that will help.
• 34:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: This was two days ago.
• 34:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: Two days.
• 34:38
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  [SPEAKER_11]: A lot easier for you.
• 35:15
  [SPEAKER_11]: We're pleased to be joined tonight by Secretary of Agriculture, Brooke, Rollins, and earlier today, and so that rocks.
• 35:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, that this
• 35:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: is insane to me, like I'm almost stunned.
• 35:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: You go on a show two days later, you're like, all right, cool, I mean, let me do some investigating into this and then boom, you sign this order and it's fucking done, that's it.
• 35:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: Pretty fucking spectacular.
• 35:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: So I'm amps about that and this is something that we've got Moink Box in the show.
• 35:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: Moinkbox.com slash drinking bros with a G and Lucinda has been on the show many, many times and she's been bitching about these regulations and getting these things out of the way is fucking great dude.
• 36:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: So more shit like this way to go, bro, bureaucrats and corporations have had a stranglehold on farmers and ranchers for so long now that it's ridiculous.
• 36:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: they're restricted on what seeds they can use.
• 36:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: Monsanto especially has a lot of really shady business practices where it's so difficult for them to make a profit that it's like if you have one bad year, you can lose a multi-generation family farm.
• 36:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yep, just because of all the extra red tape and other bullshit that you have to go through and I mean don't even get me started on the fucking farm equipment the way that John Deere runs Oh shit, dude.
• 36:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's so fucking expensive and it's predatory and I just completely immoral and there's some of the most important people in America They're creating our food Actually, we should be making it as easy as possible for that the thing that we eat every day to live So yeah, I don't really understand it, but
• 36:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: This was really cool to see, again, God smacked.
• 36:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: I was like, all right, that's all you had to do.
• 36:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: We're just going to show two days ago.
• 36:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: Come on, drink and brush.
• 37:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: Shed, we can fix the rest of the country in about an hour.
• 37:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: 90 miles, I'm not going to keep it like Rogan for five hours, bro.
• 37:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'll just keep you for an hour.
• 37:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: Come on, the show, when we can fix pretty much everything.
• 37:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: Pretty goddamn quickly.
• 37:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: Now, the illegal thing is going to take some time, obviously.
• 37:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: 25 million of those motherfuckers, but the rest of the shits.
• 37:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah dude, um, you could correct it and I love seeing shit like this Also Congress and Senate's not there.
• 37:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: So nobody can bitch about it I'm sure there will be bitching about it.
• 37:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's face it.
• 37:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, they have to keep up appearances Yeah, but they have to find a problem with it.
• 37:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: It'll be something with a green new deal and this is not good for the environment Whatever's just like cool puts a China and India on that same list.
• 37:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: Let me know if they report to you there
• 37:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: their bullshit man.
• 37:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: I watched the goddamn Indian documentary the night was Conan O'Brien who went over there.
• 37:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: He's got a show on HBO retrabbles the world and he's like, oh, I'm going to one of the most, you know, beautiful fucking travel sites in India.
• 38:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: Maybe my life looks at each other and we're like, good luck juicing up this show to it.
• 38:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: That is now.
• 38:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: and they tried their best yeah you can crank it up dude you can crank it up he tried his fucking best making india look great no it was it's awful and there's zero reason to travel there would so ever because it's as bad as you think it is but he went and met some people that called into a show and some other stuff the hilarious thing he does not show a lot of india
• 38:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: She has the inside of some restaurants and some houses and shit.
• 38:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: But they're almost seems to be like a collective insanity or something.
• 38:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: A collective ignoring of reality for everybody talking about India.
• 38:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: Because the amount of people that go there and say, oh, I'm going to go to India.
• 38:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's so beautiful.
• 38:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: And you know, it's this mad place.
• 38:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: They go there and then their stories are all like, I got sick.
• 38:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: I got harassed.
• 38:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: Everything smells like shit.
• 38:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's like, no, India is the most disgusting place on the planet.
• 39:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: I haven't that one single friend who has come back from India.
• 39:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: like boy, you've got to do it, it's amazing.
• 39:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: Usually to be one pick in front of the Taj Mahal and they'll be like, oh my God, we did it.
• 39:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: The fucking, you know, eighth wonder of the world or whatever it is, and you're like, cool.
• 39:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: But that's the rest of that country.
• 39:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, it sucks, and it's hot, and it's sweaty, and it's fucking miserable, and everybody stinks.
• 39:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I never want to go back again.
• 39:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: That was the honest answer so that I got from my friends after that.
• 39:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: You know, they tried, because you spent all the money,
• 39:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: Now, you're going an overseas flight and all that other shits, and that's for that new plane.
• 39:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: existed.
• 39:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: Right now they're about to launch this plane, New York to London in three and a half hours, supersonic jet.
• 39:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: Holy shit.
• 39:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's like, that's like the cone cord.
• 39:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: I know.
• 39:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: And it's, uh, really, you think?
• 39:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think I heard about this, actually.
• 39:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: They said there are three weeks away from testing this fucking thing.
• 39:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: Um, and, you know, uh, it's been a works for a while.
• 39:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think it'll, I think it'll be fine.
• 40:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't think it'll work, and it'll be great.
• 40:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: But, uh, this is way before that.
• 40:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: So like getting a flight to India and dealing with all
• 40:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: just to go to some shitty hot, smelly, stinky country that you don't give a fuck about.
• 40:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's got a gross commercial launch by 2029.
• 40:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: Pretty cool.
• 40:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 40:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yep.
• 40:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yep.
• 40:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: But they're looking to speed it up right now.
• 40:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: So we'll see.
• 40:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: Now the White House, if you didn't hear anything today, we don't have a White House press secretary at.
• 40:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: So we don't have one.
• 40:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: Carolina and Leigh that left, there's a rumor that it's gonna be Scott Jennings from CNN.
• 40:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: What does Cal she's saying?
• 40:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: I would like that.
• 40:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: That would be a blast.
• 40:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: Jennings would be a good choice.
• 40:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: I think out of, I still want to hear conversation with McConnell, but yeah, I think we all do.
• 40:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: Somebody who, I know that this is a complete impossibility at this point, but somebody who I thought, like back during the beginning of Trump's administration, somebody who I thought would be a fucking amazing press secretary, is Vivek Romus-Wamy.
• 40:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: Like if you if he was just willing to fully like get out of his own ass and just play the role of the press Right he could crush it or carrots hop, carrots hop is pretty high in my list The vague had bigger political ambitions then that was a problem.
• 41:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: He's already rich So he's running for governor of Ohio.
• 41:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm not a fact ship will check those odds after this It's Scott Jennings and the lead there
• 41:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he's at 23% which is actually less than I was expecting.
• 41:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: Um, yeah, but who are the others?
• 41:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: Anna Kelly, I don't know who that is.
• 41:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I don't know who's, uh, who's, uh, who's the other chick?
• 41:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: Margo Martin.
• 41:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: Margo Martin.
• 41:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I haven't heard either.
• 41:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: I haven't heard either.
• 41:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: Are both of these things?
• 41:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, how do we know?
• 41:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: I had a good question.
• 41:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: I can check, um, I don't want to look it in a go every day.
• 41:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: I hadn't heard of, you know, Caroline love it before either.
• 41:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, but when they put a picture up it made sense with those heavies.
• 41:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: By the way, after doing yesterday's show, boy, you guys sent in your favorite heavies.
• 41:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: I look, guys, there's so many beautiful heavies in this world.
• 41:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's hard to get.
• 41:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's a heated topic.
• 41:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: It is, and it's hard.
• 41:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: I approve.
• 41:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: I should choose 10 of those.
• 42:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
• 42:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: We got a fucking ginger bush.
• 42:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: Who's this?
• 42:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, put her in there.
• 42:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: Wow.
• 42:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't care what she did before.
• 42:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: Who is this?
• 42:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: Zana Kelly really you're next.
• 42:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, all right guys, let's work on this Yeah, let's zoom in blue.
• 42:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Could we who do we go?
• 42:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: Let's let's really look at her.
• 42:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah I am one hotline holy shit.
• 42:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's go.
• 42:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's America right there.
• 42:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: Fuck yeah Now that is a trustworthy press secretary.
• 42:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's your eye-contruster
• 42:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: And it's not like peppermint patty who used to do it for Biden, uh, Jen Sochi.
• 42:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's a ginger bush that I could never get behind because she was, she's an ego.
• 42:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: This one though.
• 42:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: Boy, let's, let's go.
• 42:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: Who's the other one?
• 42:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: Now I'm real curious.
• 42:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: Who's the other one?
• 42:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: You know, I use this in the picture.
• 42:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: It does not look bad.
• 42:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: If you're coming down to their gates with that blue, who's the other one?
• 42:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Uh-huh.
• 43:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: Scroll down.
• 43:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: Wow.
• 43:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: Is that that's not her on the right?
• 43:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: Is it's fuck you?
• 43:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: Are you kidding?
• 43:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: This is going to be a tough choice.
• 43:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: All right.
• 43:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: Put this up for the audience and just crap out the old broad.
• 43:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: Is that her mom?
• 43:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think that's Karen's left it.
• 43:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: That was kind of fun.
• 43:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: Shit.
• 43:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: Sorry, guys.
• 43:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: It was fire.
• 43:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: It was far away.
• 43:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: So for the audio.
• 43:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: See it.
• 43:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: For the audio.
• 43:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: Really.
• 43:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's how attractive this woman is.
• 43:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's Karen Lynn, Karen Lynn, let it look like her mother.
• 43:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: Wow.
• 43:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's far away.
• 43:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: Dude.
• 43:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: I couldn't see.
• 43:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: There's no way.
• 43:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: No way.
• 43:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh boy, look at that.
• 43:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: She'd be out of the political heavies list immediately.
• 43:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I can't tell which one of the two I trust more.
• 43:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'd actually go back and re-record that show.
• 43:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you know, fuck Scott Jennings.
• 43:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, Scott Jennings isn't looking very trustworthy.
• 43:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: You can stay ever, man.
• 43:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: Never heard of him.
• 43:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: Guys, never heard of him.
• 43:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's getting strike that from the record.
• 43:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, I almost want you to go back and leap out his name that I said that fuck these two.
• 44:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's a standard shits.
• 44:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: Let them go for it.
• 44:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: I kind of lead towards the the the other broad.
• 44:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, they go on the purple.
• 44:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: For obvious reasons, guys.
• 44:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right, well, I'll jump on the grenade and I'll take the ginger.
• 44:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're both in me share though.
• 44:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Who's going first, guys?
• 44:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: We can eval tower, huh?
• 44:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: Seniority.
• 44:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: There you go.
• 44:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: There you go.
• 44:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: But yeah, looking at these two bruisers, all right, yeah, Trump's got his priorities in the right place.
• 44:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: They both look highly qualified.
• 44:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: They sure do.
• 44:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: And now nothing about their careers.
• 44:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: What college is they attending?
• 44:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: I could start her dreams or what I understand.
• 44:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: So yeah, Scott Jennings can fuck right off.
• 44:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: Unfortunately.
• 44:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: It'd be fun.
• 44:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: Let's maybe throw him in for like two or three weeks just so we can have some good sound bites and then get out of there and then hire one of these prisoners.
• 44:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: Have him go in, get the real work out of the way first.
• 44:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then bring the women in.
• 44:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, my God.
• 45:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
• 45:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: Trump always does it right.
• 45:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: I, he said it for years and years.
• 45:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's not putting you all goes on camera, you know?
• 45:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's not good for America.
• 45:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: And it really isn't.
• 45:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's making America hot again.
• 45:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm with him.
• 45:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: Make America hot again for Chris Seix.
• 45:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, but speaking of Caroline Levitt, this, this is a Hollywood story and, um, friend of mine told me this and I was like, uh, uh, uh, friend of mine and a laugh too, it was an old, uh, manager who would tell me about this and he goes, hey man, I think your girl's gonna get the view and I was like, who?
• 45:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think it's Caroline Levitt and I go, stop.
• 45:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: There's no way.
• 45:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: There's no fucking way.
• 45:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: So yeah, apparently my inside source to say she's up for the job.
• 45:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: And she'll replace that kind of Megan McCain slot.
• 45:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: And then it was taken by that other chick.
• 45:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: Your name was Ferra Abraham, which was the team lost her mind.
• 45:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, they always put like one Republican on the panel.
• 45:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: But it was the, no, not the poor team on.
• 46:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: Who wanted the greatest celebrity sex taste of all time would be pretty cool to have a lady like one of the host of the view Who has a videotape of them taking a massive two foot long shit going around on the internet who very Abraham?
• 46:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: Shut up.
• 46:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, the team home
• 46:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: What's it's one of Shane Gillis's favorite videos of all of you joking me I haven't I haven't seen it myself But apparently it's like this massive two foot-long solid shit.
• 46:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: How am I just now hearing about this?
• 46:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know she does a lot of anal porn.
• 46:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, I did a movie with her.
• 46:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: No, I didn't do a porn She shows an actress in a horror movie that I worked on and yeah anytime that she walked on said It was just everybody on their phone showing each other pictures from from her movies
• 46:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: The shit movies are the other one.
• 46:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: No, that one I haven't seen.
• 46:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: I haven't even bothered looking into it.
• 46:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: Just the playing old porn movies.
• 46:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: When we did that film with a horror film with her.
• 46:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: The hell you playing old porn.
• 46:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: Just those.
• 46:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: She had just done her first porn scene with James Dean.
• 46:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, I watched him.
• 47:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: And that was the only one that was out.
• 47:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: So that was the one that we were.
• 47:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: I watched it for educational purposes.
• 47:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: I was delivering a speech front of an old folk's home.
• 47:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: And yeah, I wanted to talk about the dangers of sex.
• 47:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: and syphilis and things like that, so I wash it.
• 47:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: Can we find that two-foot shit?
• 47:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, is it in the toilet?
• 47:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: Is there actually heard I'm assuming it must be going straight on the ground.
• 47:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: She in a squaddy party.
• 47:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: No clue.
• 47:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: I just know that I've seen a clip of Big J.
• 47:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, I've seen a clip of Shane Gillis talking about it.
• 47:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: So it's out there.
• 47:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: I apologize, guys.
• 47:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like I don't because of what we do when we've got other shows on the network.
• 47:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: And everything right in the chat is confirming.
• 47:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: It does exist and forthal watch.
• 47:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: All right.
• 47:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I don't get to listen to so many podcasts because my commute is I think like eight minutes or whatever it is to
• 47:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: uh... and he's done a fucking phone so i think it's a lot of shit uh... is it right here is the clip sink on the internet yet this one was there re-many re-many yeah i've got it i've if we should if they show it i'd like i want to see something they don't show it in the square no right well this pretty taking a dump in a sink on the internet
• 48:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: And that I can see, if every one of these things out, you know, if I can get a vile of it sent to my house.
• 48:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: That vile down.
• 48:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm interviewing in a few weeks, I believe, or we go a fair Abraham.
• 48:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I told her first.
• 48:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sending her to jail.
• 48:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's the, tell you do some research.
• 48:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's MTV's Teen Mom.
• 48:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, and then she started doing like porn.
• 48:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: She had a couple porn videos like pro porn videos and she started doing like cam stuff, but then Lomerate you're familiar with this.
• 48:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: Then she took a video of herself because for somebody taking a dump That is the crap.
• 48:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know where this dump was inside of her tiny box.
• 48:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: She smoked out a toilet She's not so she's just right on the floor, but like I don't know but I mean what is it should I've watched so many times because
• 48:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: it's fascinating.
• 49:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's like a court pops, like one little shit comes out and then two straight feet of connected shit.
• 49:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: All right.
• 49:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: I got a we've got to find this dude.
• 49:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: I cut the clip.
• 49:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: We will stop everything we're fucking doing here today and get to the bottom of this.
• 49:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: I know I've said I'm a podcast so it's not a fucking real journalist, you shouldn't take anything seriously here.
• 49:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm getting to the bottom of this today as a real journalist.
• 49:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: All right.
• 49:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: Find me.
• 49:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: Look at her over here.
• 49:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm taking a shit.
• 49:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: We got two people on it right now.
• 49:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 49:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: I've got to see this thing.
• 49:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: I know we can't play it, obviously.
• 49:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: Fuck man, if that app was ready today, I'm not even sure is that app was ready today.
• 49:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: No lie.
• 49:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: I would have just shown it on the fucking app today.
• 49:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's shit porn even available on normal websites.
• 49:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: You're getting porn for a try X videos.
• 49:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm on TNA Flix right now.
• 49:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: I think you got that.
• 49:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: I think I got it.
• 49:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, did you find it?
• 49:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it ain't Flix.
• 49:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's just the first thing that popped up when I was looking for an Abraham.
• 50:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: What are you fucking?
• 50:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh!
• 50:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think we should play the audio.
• 50:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think if it's too bad, I'll cut it fast.
• 50:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: And for the audio listeners, I'll tell you this.
• 50:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: The thumbnail is her spreading her ass cheeks with the shit coming out.
• 50:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: I can see right now that I'm seeing the video, just in the thumbnail, a good four inches of shit.
• 50:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: Press play on this with audio for the listeners.
• 50:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Good.
• 50:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Some will let it happen baby.
• 50:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah, I'm gonna let it happen right now.
• 50:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: We put her on the list of the biggest heaven heavies.
• 50:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, there's just got an upgrade.
• 50:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: Extremely bolted out.
• 50:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that was just got a big upgrade.
• 50:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: Industrial strength bolt on.
• 50:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: So is this only fans?
• 51:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know, it sounded like it would be.
• 51:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: Hang on, hang on.
• 51:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: Don't skip ahead, blook.
• 51:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: Don't you fucking dare skip ahead.
• 51:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: This is already a spreader Ashix.
• 51:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm going to take from all that shun.
• 51:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: All right, here we go.
• 51:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: Bye, there's one.
• 51:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, holy shit, no fucking way, that is, even Luke is shot put the blue cam on, even you're stunned right now.
• 51:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: Wow, that she like what I who got by him is extremely God, I don't have any words right now except for a pause God hadn't hit it All right now the questions come here Jesus Christ I came with this happened.
• 51:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: How do you prepare for that?
• 52:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: uh... physically i think you've got to take something right so fiber yet is there a back story there can we will will google g m and i give us a quick fucking there was actually an a i summary that my phone is going off over and over and uh... again so apparently she's been trying to deny that it was real like she's claiming that it was actually like prop ship that she put up there and then pushed it out but uh...
• 52:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: No, no, no, no, I've seen shit before.
• 52:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: You've got a, you would have to press that up your asshole.
• 52:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'd be compacted.
• 52:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: Like, yeah, if you don't know, Ronnie, if.
• 52:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, dude.
• 52:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: Wow, are you fucking kidding me?
• 52:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: So what's the, what's the, did she give a backstory?
• 52:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like, because I would imagine for something like this and only fans, you're looking at a huge paycheck.
• 52:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: I would say, what's your over under?
• 52:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: 20k?
• 52:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: for a custom video like that for her.
• 52:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's gotta be kidding.
• 52:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's well, maybe not 20k.
• 53:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: I know.
• 53:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: I think that high she's the famous man.
• 53:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'd say between one and five k. No, I guess you know 20 damn.
• 53:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know who's paying 20 k for her.
• 53:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: She's pretty famous man.
• 53:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: She's pretty fucking famous.
• 53:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: Um, so she's in that world.
• 53:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, that's obviously one of the one of the larger stars on there.
• 53:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: She is trying to claim that it's not real though.
• 53:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: This, it is a bit of a scandal.
• 53:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: I see, it's a real fucking shit.
• 53:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: Don't question.
• 53:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: What does it say?
• 53:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: You can buy buyer poop, no joke.
• 53:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: Um, what do they, what's the, what's the price tag there?
• 53:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's just deleted.
• 53:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: I just wanted to switch away real quick because I didn't know what we were going to be doing.
• 53:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: It was just right.
• 53:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: All right.
• 53:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: Fucking hell, man.
• 53:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, so it says here, fairer Abraham, addressed rumors and inquiries regarding explicit scat or.
• 53:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: poop videos associated well it's called scats horn in the biz obviously I you know I'm not gonna let that slide pun intended Abraham has given mixed or parsed explanations when question about the content while she has denied certain specific claims stating that Stating at times that rumors are putting things and jars were taken out of context Essentially she's claiming that it's all fake poop.
• 54:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't she's talking about the poop in the jar though.
• 54:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: She this is an action about the right
• 54:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: So the we didn't show the poop in the jar one, she might not be disputed.
• 54:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: We just showed her shit in a sink right there.
• 54:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: And that's a fucking two footer that came out.
• 54:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: My god dude.
• 54:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't think I've ever taken a shit that big.
• 54:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm probably like, I mean, it was like four times.
• 54:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I skinny that that pizza was something about at the top of the show.
• 54:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: It was a fucking hundred dollars.
• 54:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like a two footer man or just like,
• 54:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: I overindulged.
• 54:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: It was that the pizza was that good.
• 54:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: I will say that.
• 54:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: I was in a in Boy Scouts and we would have the like outhouses where like They were basically just be a room that was made out of wood and then below it.
• 54:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: It was just a ditch and you could see the ditch.
• 54:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and you know some of those
• 55:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: Scout masters would go back and go in there and then you'd see you know you wouldn't watch and then like But you couldn't help but see it later and it was like damn bro.
• 55:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: You just like yeah Emptyed out your whole inside but looks like an an intestine when you eat a lot of protein Dude, you can fucking really lay one down When I was a gym rat and I was in tons of protein Yeah, I'd have some gnarly shifts, but they they were never that large and uninterrupted.
• 55:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: I told I'd drink a lot story Years ago on the show, but college roommate in mine
• 55:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: Once took a shit so huge he was like, dude, I just went and I had to grab it because I wanted to know how much it fucking weighed So he reached in and grabbed it and and he said it was you know Pretty weighty about two three pounds somewhere in that neighborhood and then he just Swashed it squash it was bare hand.
• 55:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: He said this openly.
• 55:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yep.
• 55:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yep.
• 55:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: Where's he now?
• 55:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: There's no he's one of the top lawyers in the nation
• 56:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: I wish was here.
• 56:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: I wish was here.
• 56:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I can't use him because he's in another state.
• 56:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: But yeah, you know, you know, got his good.
• 56:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: He's the best in the biz.
• 56:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: And he's an actual like trial lawyer.
• 56:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: So it's, you know, but yeah, when he pulled that fucker out of there and I was like, man, you just reached out like a like a bare grab at a salmon out of a stream.
• 56:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: And Alaska and he goes, yeah, man, I needed to know.
• 56:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: And the thing is he was such a smart guy that genuinely I believed him when he said, I just needed
• 56:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, it's like, and I go, you ever do it again?
• 56:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: He goes, no.
• 56:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: So he had his answer and he moved on with his life.
• 56:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: He's not on his mind, yes, yeah.
• 56:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't mind that at all.
• 56:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: Actually, I'm fucking proud of him.
• 56:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, we're later in the chat just said something that I agree with.
• 56:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: He said the CIA couldn't beat that out of me.
• 56:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't think I would have mentioned that to anybody if I did it.
• 56:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: Boy.
• 56:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, when I just my story, yeah, you would have to waterboard me to get me to admit to that.
• 56:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: Fine, like he's really busy because he's very good.
• 56:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: He doesn't have time to listen to this.
• 57:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: He's never known about that story.
• 57:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, no, I'm just saying him even admitting that to friends.
• 57:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: Like, I made a really, really close personal friend.
• 57:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: I might be like, I did this weird thing once just because I was curious.
• 57:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: In this life, okay, you start off as a kid.
• 57:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: You got a bunch of friends in your class, right?
• 57:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Everybody gives out inventations to a birthday party, there's 20 kids in your class, whatever it is.
• 57:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: You guys are all friends.
• 57:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I'm gonna use air quote on friends, right?
• 57:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: Is it just all in your class?
• 57:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: Then as you get older, I think probably high school, I had, you know, 15 kind of like very close best friends.
• 57:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: We did all our shit together and there was 15 other girls that we hung out.
• 57:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: But we're from Georgia so we'd all kind of grown up together, right?
• 57:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: In the same neighborhoods and kind of went to the same schools and it was normal.
• 57:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: College is when it starts to separate and then I think after college you're down to roughly seven or eight.
• 57:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: And as life goes on, usually your friends with those seven or eight people, military is probably the same way unless you guys lost some overseas and whatnot.
• 58:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: And then you get in your 30s and it's hard finding friends after that.
• 58:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: So you'll maybe add, let's call it two to three.
• 58:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: After the age of 35, over the course of the rest of your life that are like new friends, that will be best friends after that.
• 58:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: And then you'll have your text chain from college or the military or whatever it is.
• 58:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: And then that's where you cap out.
• 58:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: So it's not like you're going to find new friends after that.
• 58:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: So when somebody tells you something like this, you know they're going to be a best friend for life.
• 58:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: I talked to this guy two days ago.
• 58:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: for 31 years.
• 58:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: So, yep, that's a relationship.
• 58:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: That is a man bond that can't be broken.
• 58:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: When you share something like that, it's fucking awesome.
• 58:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: So I should be sharing those stories.
• 59:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's how you build those strong.
• 59:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: If you have a male homie, like yeah.
• 59:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: Absolutely.
• 59:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I'm sure people right now, if you close your eyes and picture it, you know those people that I'm talking about, where you're like, holy shit, you got to tell somebody, that's something you can't keep buried way down deep inside.
• 59:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's not a murder.
• 59:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Even a murder, you might tell one person, but it's risky, right?
• 59:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: This is like, hey, I had somebody's got to know about this man.
• 59:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: I reached into the toilet and grabbed that fucking turt.
• 59:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: We've all had that feeling, but it was just like, God damn, I can't believe that came out of me.
• 59:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: I wonder how much that was.
• 59:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: I wonder how solid it is.
• 59:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: I wonder how, you know?
• 59:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: Cause there's some other ones that are like mud butt where it just kind of fills up like a TCBY yogurt cup, like a medium or something like that.
• 59:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: And you're like, eh, I'm sure it's having a fucking stinks and I'll give it a courtesy flush.
• 59:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: You can feel the heat coming out of the bowl.
• 59:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: But the long ones, the big ones, the girthy ones, I leave, dude.
• 1:00:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: I would leave it for the next person.
• 1:00:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm like trophy.
• 1:00:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's like when you're cat brings like a, an animal 100% dude.
• 1:00:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I've done that at restaurants and I did a lawyer's office once.
• 1:00:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: So whatever I was like, oh my god, here's how impressive it.
• 1:00:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: You want to get dark today.
• 1:00:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: I told you this show is going to be weird.
• 1:00:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: I knew it was going to get weird.
• 1:00:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: You got to love Friday shows.
• 1:00:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Here's how the links that I've gone to this, if it's that impressive and I'm out somewhere, I'll go to the next stall.
• 1:00:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like I won't white because I don't want toilet paper on top of it to ruin it.
• 1:00:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: I will literally pull up my pants, kind of look around and then go to the next stall, wipe, flush that toilet paper into the other stall.
• 1:00:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: So that's clean and then so it's just a fucking fish on display.
• 1:00:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like, I mean, right there in the toilet for people, like, sure, and it's natural format.
• 1:00:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yep, nothing uninhibited, no paper on top of it, no nothing in the nude.
• 1:00:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, I want people to think,
• 1:01:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: Shits.
• 1:01:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: Sorry, if you want to hit the button, go ahead.
• 1:01:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
• 1:01:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's appropriate right now.
• 1:01:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: You didn't hit it.
• 1:01:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: Holy.
• 1:01:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: There it goes.
• 1:01:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
• 1:01:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I had to go a couple pages to do.
• 1:01:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: You want to shine Ryan it and say, Holy, and just leave it and then go to the next all wipe and flush.
• 1:01:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: So when people come in, they look at it and they're like, oh my God, dude.
• 1:01:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Now, I don't know if we did this come out of a man's body.
• 1:01:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: but also they didn't use any toilet paper and they just pulled up their pants and walked away.
• 1:01:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's a double-edged sword there that you're really, you're leaving like a little mystery diorama for the next person.
• 1:01:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, it's kind of like in psycho-pedia browns.
• 1:01:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's like a choose your own adventure book at the end where it's like, man, I wanna fuck somebody up.
• 1:01:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like I wanted to live inside of them and have them deal with it the rest of the day.
• 1:01:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: like immensely of like you're not going to believe this because chances are they're going to show a coworker or something right they're going to call some people in a be like dude.
• 1:01:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: He's fucking sick motherfucker who did this and I'm not there.
• 1:02:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: So like it's my own thing it's my own secrets kind of like you know going to a dally getting two and a half pounds of of shaved boars head turkey put it in a plastic bag and then taping it inside your jeans and carried it around all day.
• 1:02:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: You're not going to eat it.
• 1:02:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: We just want to have your own secret for the rest of the day that nobody's a part of.
• 1:02:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: This is what that is to me.
• 1:02:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: Where it's like, oh my God, I can't believe I did that I wonder who found it.
• 1:02:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: And then I just kind of move on with life.
• 1:02:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: Because when, let's face it, when you're going through hard times, which we all are right now, unless you're fucking rich, trying to be, obviously with hardy of salsa and all that stuff, that's the big home run swinging life.
• 1:02:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: But if you're not that rich,
• 1:02:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: You've got to have these little things to get you through the day when gas prices suck and pizza's a hundred dollars.
• 1:02:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: Taco Bell is fucking 24 dollars.
• 1:02:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: Waffle house is 53 bucks.
• 1:02:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like fuck this shit dude.
• 1:02:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's the little things in life that really matter.
• 1:03:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: And that's one of those things, man.
• 1:03:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: Where it's just you and a pair of jeans in your own imagination, dude.
• 1:03:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: You know?
• 1:03:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: We can be heroes.
• 1:03:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: and he was right.
• 1:03:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: And yeah, I've done that several times where it was just so spontaneous and wondrous where I was just like, oh my God, I'm gonna leave this for the next person.
• 1:03:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: You know, it's great.
• 1:03:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's great.
• 1:03:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: Little kids do it all the time.
• 1:03:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: I know.
• 1:03:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: I've got a fear of shitting in a young age.
• 1:03:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: I hope that at least one of those people that walked into the stall after you paid it forward to the next person.
• 1:03:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: Like, to start continuing that same tradition at other public restrooms or building the mountain.
• 1:03:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: There's two things that I hope for on that.
• 1:03:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: My friends and I used to call that a project.
• 1:03:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: All of us going on the same public bathroom to share that with you.
• 1:03:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: I had that once in Panama City Beach, but I didn't necessity, not intentional, but toilet broke down inside of a holiday.
• 1:03:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: But yeah, when you leave something like that, dude, you want to let it go, and if it loves you, it'll come back, obviously.
• 1:04:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: But I always picture one, somebody grabbing co-workers and being like, oh my god, you're not going to believe it's coming see it.
• 1:04:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: So that's, you know, an audience there, but also screenshots, I want to see, you know, screenshots of people sharing it and all that other stuff, like that's, that's part of the joy for me as well.
• 1:04:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: But I never go back either.
• 1:04:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: So I've never gone back to Jack or see or whatever, like you leave.
• 1:04:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: You'll need to see another crime.
• 1:04:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: Almost like a Johnny Apple seed, traveling across the country, yeah, leaving little presence behind for everybody.
• 1:04:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 1:04:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: I had a buddy too who would do this.
• 1:04:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like, he would do his Schmernaufe Isses in grocery stores.
• 1:04:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: And a six pack.
• 1:04:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: So he would just down one real quick and then twist the cap back on and then leave it in the back of the six pack.
• 1:04:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: It was the bottles.
• 1:04:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: The six pack bottles and then just leave it in the back of the six pack.
• 1:04:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: Somebody got home.
• 1:04:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: It was fucking empty so that they got ice and that was his own little thing You know, and I was just like it seems like you're just stealing and drinking for free But whatever man like I liked it.
• 1:05:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: I like the way you frames it better made me laugh at least So I got a good cardey chocolate of it, but yeah, I
• 1:05:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think we could be back.
• 1:05:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think we're getting there and we could be back someday if we keep this shit up.
• 1:05:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: That pun isn't tended, all right?
• 1:05:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: I really believe in that.
• 1:05:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: I really do.
• 1:05:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: Because there's so much other positive shit we're just not talking about.
• 1:05:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: Spider-Man, new Spider-Man, we all saw it.
• 1:05:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's great.
• 1:05:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm not a fucking big make him up guy.
• 1:05:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: It is gonna beat Titanic for the highest grossing movie.
• 1:05:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: No shit.
• 1:05:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yep.
• 1:05:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: Well, didn't it, did Avatar beat out Titanic or was Titanic still in the lead?
• 1:05:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: Well, it was like, an inflation was mixed in and some other shit, but all of this is combined and taken into consideration, and Spider-Man and Tom Holland is going to break the all-time fucking record dude, which is wild to me, absolutely fucking wild.
• 1:06:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: I didn't know if I would ever see that in my life, I really didn't, because here's the thing, I actually liked Spider-Man and I actually liked Titanic.
• 1:06:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: So that always kind of pissed me off.
• 1:06:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: I was like, eh, you didn't like the first one?
• 1:06:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, it's just, there's no story and it was about,
• 1:06:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: the environment.
• 1:06:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think that was their whole thing at the end of the day.
• 1:06:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, so essentially bring goalie mixed with dancers with wolves.
• 1:06:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, dude, I was just like, boo.
• 1:06:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't need this bull shit in my life, but yeah, it'll probably be number one for the fifth week in a row here.
• 1:06:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's over two billion.
• 1:06:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: Time on it cleared on in 10.
• 1:06:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: Talks about that on Ross Patterson Revolution with his back end points.
• 1:06:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: Bontal listeners were tagging me on Twitter on this scene.
• 1:06:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: How much is he's gonna fucking make off of this?
• 1:06:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: He has back end.
• 1:06:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: I just don't know where it's gonna end up.
• 1:06:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's starting to get down to the 30s like every weekend, so, you know.
• 1:06:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: But what are we looking at?
• 1:07:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: Worldwide, two point two, three to billion dollars with a B, my God, dude, wow.
• 1:07:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm looking at the domestic there, 866, 8266 million.
• 1:07:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: I can't remember a movie making a billion dollars in the United States before.
• 1:07:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: This might be the first one ever.
• 1:07:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: might be.
• 1:07:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: Check out the Avengers.
• 1:07:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: What was the last one?
• 1:07:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: The finale of that series.
• 1:07:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: And game.
• 1:07:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:07:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: Check that out.
• 1:07:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: That might be the only one that would have a shot at this.
• 1:07:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: But usually 70% of the box office is coming from overseas.
• 1:07:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: This is a totally different story because it's pretty dead even as far as where this money is coming from.
• 1:07:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, Star Wars, the Force Awakens is in number one for domestic.
• 1:07:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: nine hundred thirty six million six hundred sixty two thousand two hundred and five so supply spiderman's going to be that five remains going to be that and then what's this one Worldwide this is endgame all right so two points seven billion you're looking at that are two point eight billion I should say yeah, it should be that Should be another six hundred million It's already beat it domestic yep already beat it domestic so yeah, dude I think it all I think it'll I think it'll win both to be honest with you
• 1:08:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: the electoral college and the popular vote, I don't think it's going to get both of those.
• 1:08:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: Congratulations to Tom Hohen, but man, who would have fucking guessed Tom Hohen?
• 1:08:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, good for him.
• 1:08:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, I guess.
• 1:08:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like, when I saw Titanic in this face, it's, um, I think it was on a date or something, high school, whatever it was.
• 1:08:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I was just like, man, I get it.
• 1:08:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's to Caprio.
• 1:08:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: And even on my side, I was like, perfectly happy to see.
• 1:08:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: Kate Winslitz had these, fuck!
• 1:08:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: She's not a top 10 though.
• 1:08:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't think she should have made that list.
• 1:08:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: She's never been a fan of hers.
• 1:08:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: Really?
• 1:08:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: I've never thought that she was like, I don't fucking, I don't all possible Oscar winner.
• 1:08:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't think she, well, no, it's an actress.
• 1:08:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think she's great.
• 1:08:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: I just don't think she's attractive.
• 1:08:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: I, I like that shit.
• 1:09:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like, I told you, marry her porn surgery.
• 1:09:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: I like the fucking amateurs that are real people with her.
• 1:09:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: No, no, I'm like, I'm into that too.
• 1:09:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: There's something about her face.
• 1:09:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't think she's very pretty.
• 1:09:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: Hate wins, like huh?
• 1:09:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, just not my type.
• 1:09:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's not, it's bro.
• 1:09:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: I know, I feel like I'm the only person that's never said that at least they're by me.
• 1:09:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, I'm on screen.
• 1:09:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: I feel like maybe now, I guess I kind of see you're coming from, but I mean, I still disagree.
• 1:09:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm a little bit more into older women.
• 1:09:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: I think she's more attractive now than she was in Titanic.
• 1:09:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: Do you remember the nude scene in Titanic though?
• 1:09:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: Hmm?
• 1:09:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:09:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, like I said, it was always a nude scene.
• 1:09:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: You had to sell it overseas.
• 1:09:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh yeah.
• 1:09:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, everything below the next R, right?
• 1:09:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: Paint me like one of your models.
• 1:09:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, paint me like one of your models you said and he did and but I got it like I understood I understood when I saw the Capri I was like all right women are gonna love this guy all over the world I understood that time home.
• 1:09:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, it was a different one like
• 1:09:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: He's a good looking dude, but not like a Brad Pader and a caprio for Christ's sake.
• 1:10:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: So I think that's what works for him.
• 1:10:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: He's just so generally like him.
• 1:10:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I like him.
• 1:10:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: I look, my kids love him.
• 1:10:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: And one of my favorite movies is with Mark Wahlberg.
• 1:10:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: When they were on that action-highest movie, it's totally cheesy and a popcorn movie.
• 1:10:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, uncharted.
• 1:10:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, based on a video game.
• 1:10:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: Dude, I've watched that with my kids a thousand times.
• 1:10:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: They love it.
• 1:10:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I never mind putting that on.
• 1:10:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: I really don't, I like him, so congratulations, man.
• 1:10:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think that's fucking dope, good for you.
• 1:10:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: And at least, we don't have to hear about Titanic anymore.
• 1:10:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: The ending was a bummer.
• 1:10:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's what it was.
• 1:10:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: The ending was a bummer of Titanic.
• 1:10:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I already knew it going in.
• 1:10:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's kind of what spoiler alert.
• 1:10:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: It don't spoil it for me.
• 1:10:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's just put it this way.
• 1:10:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: It feels like it could use a rewrite.
• 1:10:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: It feels like summer.
• 1:10:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: I wish they put that in there.
• 1:10:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: Like, and it's just right as the ship's going down, while they're all freezing in the water.
• 1:10:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yep.
• 1:10:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: It feels like summer.
• 1:10:56
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• 1:11:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'll get fucked up with gas prices.
• 1:11:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: The beef thing is great today, Trump, but it go.
• 1:11:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm ants about that, and I believe in you.
• 1:11:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think you can figure this out over the next two years.
• 1:11:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: I really do.
• 1:11:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: But it is weird when you're watching shit, like last night's, getting ready for fantasy football, drink a bro sports, Josh McClurger's League.
• 1:11:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, so you don't know, he want to bet one of our listeners and change the title to lead to his name, and it's fucking awesome.
• 1:11:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: Heartless League have ever played in my life.
• 1:11:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: So the point where I'm like Kobe Bryant,
• 1:11:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: So I just renew the wig.
• 1:11:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm like, I got a fucking win.
• 1:11:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's really fucking difficult here.
• 1:11:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: So I watched all these pre-season games and try to figure out who the players are.
• 1:11:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: But how Michaels, if you can pull it up, go to Twitter.
• 1:11:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: Bluke and type in Al Michaels.
• 1:12:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: He took a shot at Trump last night in Lake America.
• 1:12:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: And it was funny.
• 1:12:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: I liked it.
• 1:12:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: I enjoyed it.
• 1:12:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: Some other people were like, oh, no, it's not a big deal.
• 1:12:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: Al Michaels, gambles, chances are he's rights.
• 1:12:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: Scroll back to the beginning of the video.
• 1:12:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: There you go.
• 1:12:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: press play on it.
• 1:12:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: If Thursday night football, most of the preseason games week three starters will have the night off.
• 1:12:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: They will hear.
• 1:12:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: We'll see a lot of the subs.
• 1:12:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: But a lot of stories about including the big one here in Cleveland, just showing Watson was named as the starter in the regular season against the Jacksonville jack was.
• 1:12:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: The reaction in this town slightly less than thrilling you might say.
• 1:12:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: And everybody, including your great-grandmother, has laid in your turn now.
• 1:12:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I've had some time to think about this.
• 1:12:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think I was still surprised as anybody.
• 1:12:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: I was talking about him maybe being removed from the roster.
• 1:12:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: The 48 hours later, he's a starting quarterback.
• 1:12:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's crawl through to where they look at the fucking runner.
• 1:12:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's a lot of big playability around him.
• 1:12:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: Here we go.
• 1:12:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: There we go, it's on the top.
• 1:13:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: That is Lake Eerie.
• 1:13:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: We think it is still called Lake Eerie.
• 1:13:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: We're on the right one.
• 1:13:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: Now that's sure it just blew up.
• 1:13:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: Now that.
• 1:13:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: Can we be my Lake?
• 1:13:09
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• 1:13:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: Have you heard what's next?
• 1:13:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: I have not, but when I was watching this last night's, yeah, Lake Irri backs up to Cleveland, change that.
• 1:13:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm fine with that.
• 1:13:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: Keep going.
• 1:13:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: Do the rest well with that and then you'll be called.
• 1:13:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, you don't want to call it Lake Cleveland.
• 1:13:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: I can tell you that.
• 1:13:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: Goddamn, think I'll be lit on fire.
• 1:13:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, people are gonna expect it to be filled with sewage.
• 1:13:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't think I'll be lit on fire.
• 1:13:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't think I'll be lit on fire.
• 1:14:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, is Yuri even a Canadian thing?
• 1:14:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I guess we're just rename and stuff.
• 1:14:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:14:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: What was the next one?
• 1:14:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: I haven't heard the next one.
• 1:14:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, okay.
• 1:14:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: It was a joke, but... Oh, was it joke?
• 1:14:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: It is, this is a joke.
• 1:14:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't, hey, by the way, I don't know anymore.
• 1:14:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no, no.
• 1:14:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: I want to live in that world where I don't know anymore.
• 1:14:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, no, no, listen to this as well.
• 1:14:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 1:14:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: The Lake of America was something I've been thinking about for a long time actually, as you know, we took something called the Gulf of Mexico, and we changed it, and now it's very routinely, the Gulf of America.
• 1:14:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: So if you think about it, we have a Gulf, and we have a Gulf.
• 1:14:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: a lake, now all we need is a notion.
• 1:14:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: So maybe we'll have to change the name of the Atlantic and or the Pacific.
• 1:14:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe we'll change the name of the Atlantic and or the Pacific.
• 1:14:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe we'll change the name of the Atlantic and or the Pacific.
• 1:14:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: Maybe we'll change the name of the Atlantic and or the Pacific.
• 1:14:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: Well, now that's one more time on that.
• 1:14:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: We'll just back that up 10 seconds, 15 seconds, blue.
• 1:14:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: We have a Gulf and we have a lake, now all we need is a notion.
• 1:15:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: So maybe we'll have to change the name of the Atlantic and or the Pacific.
• 1:15:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe we'll change the name of the Atlantic and or the Pacific.
• 1:15:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe we'll change the name of the Atlantic and or the Pacific.
• 1:15:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: God, kids you imagine.
• 1:15:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean India has an ocean boy.
• 1:15:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: They do.
• 1:15:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, why are they good notion and we don't bullshit fucking bullshit.
• 1:15:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah Yeah, the American Ocean Great most powerful country on the planet.
• 1:15:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: We should have an ocean named after East America ocean West America Oh, yeah, just name about Fuck it.
• 1:15:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: It would trump ocean.
• 1:15:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't I don't care cat before I ran when he was dealing he could have named all this shit and I would have been fine with it Dude, I really why would I wouldn't have cared I wouldn't have cared
• 1:15:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: But he is right on golf of America.
• 1:15:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Jonathan had a good comment in here.
• 1:15:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: Change Lake Superior to Lake Lake and Furrier.
• 1:15:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: That'd be fucking awesome.
• 1:15:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: But he's more Lake White Superior.
• 1:15:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, White's obviously, obviously.
• 1:15:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: But he's got a point.
• 1:15:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Do you know that I only call it golf of America?
• 1:15:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I don't even think about it anymore.
• 1:16:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm dead serious.
• 1:16:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't think I've set it out loud outside of referencing it as the Gulf of America's city relating to that story.
• 1:16:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's a conversation.
• 1:16:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know what's going to happen.
• 1:16:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know what's going to happen.
• 1:16:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:16:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: Gulf of Mexico seems totally foreign to me.
• 1:16:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: He's right.
• 1:16:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: You forget about this shit.
• 1:16:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: Once you change it, you're like, oh, yeah.
• 1:16:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: If you just keep saying something over and over and over again, it makes it true.
• 1:16:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: Nice.
• 1:16:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's what can't do.
• 1:16:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's what she hopes.
• 1:16:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: But we've got some breaking news here that's wild.
• 1:16:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: absolutely fucking wild.
• 1:16:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: He was on the show a few times breaking news here.
• 1:16:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: Milo yet not plus is in ice custody and is apprehended in Louisiana and I'm not kidding.
• 1:16:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: I thought you were going to say you came out as gay again.
• 1:16:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, he prayed that away.
• 1:16:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: He did pray the gateway.
• 1:16:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:16:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: I heard about that.
• 1:16:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: The controversial political personality is currently being held at an ICE detention center per inmate records.
• 1:16:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: The circumstances surrounding his detention are not clear, but our sources tell us that Milo was detained at an airport.
• 1:17:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: I love what TMZ is saying Milo is well known for his ties to Kanye West.
• 1:17:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, yeah, you notice how they how they framed this headline Yeah, on you exact and I discussed to the boys.
• 1:17:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: He was for Kanye West.
• 1:17:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, no, he worked for him for like a month like four years ago or something Remember when Kanye was running for president was that bullshit Milo who's well known for his ties to Kanye West.
• 1:17:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, he's not really uh, sirs blah, blah, um
• 1:17:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: It says here, County, I said to perform Friday night in New Orleans at the super dome.
• 1:17:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: Perhaps that was the reason why Milo is in Louisiana.
• 1:17:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: Now that is potentially true.
• 1:17:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: I would buy that.
• 1:17:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: Everybody's going to see these goddamn concerts now that the footage is floated online.
• 1:17:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: Take it prices are through the fucking roof.
• 1:17:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: So forgive me.
• 1:17:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: If you're wondering, bro, stick us out.
• 1:17:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: Comment here, look at this goddamn ticket.
• 1:17:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Sorry, there's another we can do about that.
• 1:17:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:18:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: Milo is heavily involved there, but yeah,
• 1:18:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I'm okay with them getting rid of shots.
• 1:18:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:18:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:18:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: Is he American?
• 1:18:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't even know.
• 1:18:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: No.
• 1:18:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: He's British British.
• 1:18:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, I wasn't sure.
• 1:18:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: Look up his status there.
• 1:18:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:18:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: Go to Google.
• 1:18:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Look up his status there.
• 1:18:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: He's.
• 1:18:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Let's see.
• 1:18:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: This has to be part of a publicity thing, right?
• 1:18:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: No.
• 1:18:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: Really?
• 1:18:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: Not detained by ice.
• 1:18:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: No.
• 1:18:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 1:18:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: This wasn't all my bingo card.
• 1:18:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: You know, if you're ice though, you're looking to kind of say, oh, it's about everybody, not just that's what I'm thinking.
• 1:18:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: They're, they're my kind of Mexican fox might be some sort of publicity angle to it because then somebody who is so, so publicly known, writing a rest of my ice, who's also a white European, would be good, you know, be good press for ice, like see?
• 1:18:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you know, just like he was saying.
• 1:18:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: We, we knapped a honky too, you know, it's one of those things.
• 1:19:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: Where's he from so he is not a U.S. citizen.
• 1:19:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: He has a temporary O1 visa, which is the one that's for people with extraordinary ability or arts or creative fields.
• 1:19:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, that one.
• 1:19:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: His ability to switch from gay to straight is pretty impressive, but I don't think that's probably on the top of the list for ice agents right now.
• 1:19:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't think they care about that part.
• 1:19:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, if they're getting rid of British people, I'm not like, holy against that.
• 1:19:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, I mean, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, keep the hot ones, uh, and then kind of dump everybody else, like, that's the way I feel about all immigration, like, we can, we can bring in as many attractive women from whatever country they want to come from.
• 1:19:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, I don't care if they do paperwork, you know, I don't like that.
• 1:19:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: No, I do need it.
• 1:19:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: Well, now the country, they're, everybody else, stay the fuck out.
• 1:19:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: I agree, guys here.
• 1:19:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: I agree, man, start with the white ones and that, okay.
• 1:19:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: And then, you know, shift down to latinas and everything else.
• 1:19:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: Go across the spectrum.
• 1:19:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, dude.
• 1:19:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, I'm okay with all the hot ones from all of them.
• 1:20:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: If we're trying to have more children here and create a bigger population, let's just dump a bunch of hot ones in other country.
• 1:20:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't need gay dudes for sure.
• 1:20:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: Now, all right, but who's the one who's the person's taste to, you know, who's the judge here?
• 1:20:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: Judging jury for Milo?
• 1:20:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, no, for who's the hot.
• 1:20:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: Who's the other?
• 1:20:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to be honest, going through Trump's hit list earlier.
• 1:20:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah, good point.
• 1:20:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: He's already done great at it.
• 1:20:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's entire life, dude.
• 1:20:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm fine with him continuing that, and he was born for it.
• 1:20:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm fine with him continuing that role and to the next administration, just hire more hot girls and kind of splatter them around every place.
• 1:20:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: You know, see what is so bad that you do it right now.
• 1:20:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: I agree.
• 1:20:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: I agree and there's so many fucking hearts white women around the world that need to be so many diverse white know South Africa they're trying to kill them.
• 1:20:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: Fucking Romania, Sweden, Norway.
• 1:21:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: Just help these poor.
• 1:21:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: Lovely white women out and get them over here for Christ.
• 1:21:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: Let's get the rest of those hot Ukrainian women out of there too.
• 1:21:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's a war zone, it's just been torn apart.
• 1:21:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like Ferra Abrams asshole and that's sink earlier.
• 1:21:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: And we need to get them out of here, bring them on U.S. soil and have them settle down.
• 1:21:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, that's it.
• 1:21:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: And then we start moving to the Latanks countries.
• 1:21:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: All right.
• 1:21:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna skip over Africa all together after that.
• 1:21:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think South Africa's all we're going right, as far as Africans go.
• 1:21:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: And say, I don't know.
• 1:21:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: What don't you just, they're really hot Egyptian women.
• 1:21:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: Stop it.
• 1:21:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh yeah, they're true.
• 1:21:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's true.
• 1:21:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: I ran in women.
• 1:21:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: Hey, they're draining away that and yeah, or versions like the Kardashians and that shit Yeah, personally, I don't care what part of the world they come from if they're hot.
• 1:22:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: They're welcome in my country I agree.
• 1:22:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean look which we talked about Morocco and Vading Spain, but there are some baddies in Morocco I know you got to just be honest.
• 1:22:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean all these right we need and and they would like to fuck and take the shit off their faces like They love to get the heat jobs off and all those stuff.
• 1:22:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: So like yeah, why can't we do that?
• 1:22:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Fuck me.
• 1:22:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'll come to America.
• 1:22:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: You can take off as much clothing as you want as you want to leave it at the door You know courage.
• 1:22:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: Sure is as soon as you get on that boat leave it with lady liberty So just hang up your fucking clothes for you.
• 1:22:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: You can just walk right in My god, dude, but yeah, let's look into that that's the immigration I believe in
• 1:22:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's make America hot again.
• 1:22:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: Get all these uggos out of the country.
• 1:22:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: Shit, we can do a trade swap for the fucking liberals.
• 1:22:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh yeah.
• 1:22:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: Portland and any septum pierced girl get her out of here.
• 1:22:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: We're placing them with this girl.
• 1:22:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: Look at her.
• 1:22:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: Look at this little girl.
• 1:22:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: She's got fucking two baguettes.
• 1:22:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: Fresh fucking loads of bread underneath her arm.
• 1:23:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: He's looking to cook a nice meal for her man, have some sacks, and just kind of fucking chill, dude.
• 1:23:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: So, yeah, man, let's do that.
• 1:23:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: And Trump is, Trump is good at that.
• 1:23:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm okay if he stays on in that position, all right?
• 1:23:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: Obama stayed, kind of house there, trying to make people fucking get in the office and all that other shit, Trump might wanna stay if we're gonna consider this.
• 1:23:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's all the same.
• 1:23:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: All right, now's the one that show we get to the drinking bro of the week.
• 1:23:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: It can smithead on drinking bros.com, get all the merch up there, flock on her shirts on fire, crime corner shirts are on fire.
• 1:23:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, man, you guys are really fucking picking up on listeners.
• 1:23:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's awesome to see you, dude.
• 1:23:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: Congratulations.
• 1:23:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, we've been really happy about it.
• 1:23:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: I know.
• 1:23:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: You know, get the crime corner on a tease, uh, I've got the short sleeve shirt, bro box is on fire at Penn State shirt is crossed over.
• 1:23:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: So I'd say are three biggest in this last month of that Penn State shirt, uh, the yellowstone shirt and then the flock under shirt.
• 1:24:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: Man, those kind of took off on their own.
• 1:24:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: Um, so it's been called to see broboxes been on fire and then he could submit on the app.
• 1:24:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: The app is free on iPhones and Android's and then it could just get submitted to us live on air here.
• 1:24:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: Um, let's see.
• 1:24:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: I have to fucking restart my computer today.
• 1:24:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: I did died, died last night.
• 1:24:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: You son of a bitch.
• 1:24:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: Um, I'd say, well, the other thing that we've been doing lately, which, uh, which I found really fucking fun, I'm going to go to it now is, uh, the first form, uh, healthy bro of the week dude.
• 1:24:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: We've been doing that a few times and, uh, and I love it, man.
• 1:24:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: I love seeing all you guys as progress there.
• 1:24:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: If you don't know, when Jared Taylor started all this, I'll see what I said, uh, yesterday I'm drinkin' bro's fake news.
• 1:24:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: Um,
• 1:24:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: There's like 800 subgroups on Facebook and then we've got the app that's going to a wall like Facebook and you can post whatever you want a lot of people working out showing off their daily routines, all that other stuff and then they're posting their progress here in the chat and a lot of it, man.
• 1:25:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: So let's see this one will go to Bell VB, I don't know, Bell VB is, but he said one failed
• 1:25:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: 0.27 pounds on a fucking squat rack.
• 1:25:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: So I've reached a milestone, I said a long time ago, honestly, I feel fairly underwhelmed.
• 1:25:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: Good, that's awesome, keep going, dude.
• 1:25:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: But on to the next goal, I think I want to try to start and cut and work on a similar aesthetic type of training there.
• 1:25:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's fucking awesome, dude.
• 1:25:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: We don't want to post these guys pictures, because it's a private group.
• 1:25:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: And we want them to remain private, obviously.
• 1:25:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: If you want to, we can.
• 1:25:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: But I'll leave that up to you guys at the end of the day.
• 1:25:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, you guys is in the individuals.
• 1:26:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I love seeing shit like this.
• 1:26:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: I love that you guys are staying in shape, man, and getting back after it.
• 1:26:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: A lot of people were returning after years shit.
• 1:26:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm returning after months.
• 1:26:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: There was about two solid months, man, where I fucking wasn't working out, moving.
• 1:26:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: back and forth from Texas, stride on the cars, and all this other fucking bullshit.
• 1:26:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: Now I'm fucking finally back in the gym.
• 1:26:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: Just feel better about yourself, man.
• 1:26:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: You feel better about life.
• 1:26:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: We made a conscious decision here to get advertisers who have healthy products in all that shit.
• 1:26:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: So yeah.
• 1:26:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: Cheers to you, man.
• 1:26:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: And congratulations.
• 1:26:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: But yeah, there's a group for everybody on Facebook.
• 1:26:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: If you can think about it, it exists.
• 1:26:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: There's one for all 50 states as well.
• 1:26:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: Never drink alone and always try to push yourself and sometimes just need motivation to get out of bed the next day for Christ's sex.
• 1:26:49
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• 1:26:50
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• 1:27:00
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