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- 0:00Speaker 1: The Hobak you Big Shirt show shirt thanks to crave
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- 0:09Speaker 2: Welcome, this is.
- 0:12Speaker 3: Show Jason Heitz.
- 0:14Speaker 4: Nightman and on get at your man bars. It's great
- 0:18Speaker 4: to have your company. That's gorgeous Thursday afternoon, the fourth
- 0:22Speaker 4: of September twenty twenty five, and you, my friends, as
- 0:24Speaker 4: always listening to the Big Show brought to you by Reburger.
- 0:28Speaker 1: Crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger.
- 0:33Speaker 4: You know, I'm I'm disappointed, Margie. Yeah, I'm looking outside.
- 0:38Speaker 4: It's a beautiful sunny day and you come into the
- 0:42Speaker 4: studio wearing your big heavy jacket and you you sweat
- 0:47Speaker 4: it there and I don't get to see the tidy
- 0:50Speaker 4: whitey T shirt stretched over your heavily muscled torso it
- 0:55Speaker 4: always sort of bums me out when you do that.
- 0:57Speaker 4: Hopefully the studio will heat up as the afternoon goes
- 1:01Speaker 4: along and you'll strip off a little bit for old
- 1:04Speaker 4: Hoidy j Yeah, and I am I am going pretty
- 1:07Speaker 4: good your mare doll sex under a baby, but I
- 1:09Speaker 4: am a bit chilly in the studio.
- 1:10Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a bit coolies in here, you know what
- 1:12Speaker 5: I mean. So yeah, I have to wear a little
- 1:15Speaker 5: bit more and just cover up. But it'll just make
- 1:18Speaker 5: you all the happier once I do the robe later,
- 1:22Speaker 5: you know.
- 1:22Speaker 4: Yeah, totally. Man, it will make me happy now.
- 1:25Speaker 5: Keysy, I have to make me happy.
- 1:27Speaker 4: But you're looking all right, man, I mean nothing. It's
- 1:32Speaker 4: sort of right home about it at the stage, just
- 1:34Speaker 4: a case you'll switch it a bit of a buffy hairdode. Yeah,
- 1:38Speaker 4: I suppose it's all right.
- 1:40Speaker 1: But my Jason, my job isn't to come in here
- 1:42Speaker 1: and look good for you so you can ole me.
- 1:45Speaker 1: My job is to deliver high quality radio to the
- 1:47Speaker 1: great listeners in New Zealand.
- 1:52Speaker 5: Google what Ogle? What I say? Sorry, I obviously got
- 1:56Speaker 5: Hoggle mixed up with it can be confused.
- 1:59Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't realize you're in a horror of a movie.
- 2:02Speaker 5: That's cool, a great mood. It's Friday for me. It's
- 2:05Speaker 5: a hell of a show today, Jas, I don't know
- 2:07Speaker 5: if you know what's coming up for Yeah, it needs
- 2:11Speaker 5: a sting. What's happening on the big show with old Mobile.
- 2:19Speaker 5: I mean, we'll have to revoice it, but that's pretty
- 2:20Speaker 5: good coming up on the show today, of course, yet
- 2:25Speaker 5: another chance to join the Fellers and fig we'll be
- 2:28Speaker 5: taking more entries for the Swingers Club, yeah man, which
- 2:32Speaker 5: is coming up real real soon, so keep your ears peeled.
- 2:35Speaker 5: We'll be talking about old mate DearS del Giddy. Since
- 2:38Speaker 5: we've spoken to Deer it has me I think he
- 2:41Speaker 5: might have been locked up. And of course we'll be
- 2:43Speaker 5: talking to Keyzy, who'll be talking to Jay's about a
- 2:46Speaker 5: gift he's got.
- 2:47Speaker 4: Oh how good he's definitely But.
- 2:50Speaker 2: The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio.
- 2:53Speaker 4: Hodarkeys Indeed split ends there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
- 2:57Speaker 4: Show this Thursday afternoon. The time thirteen minutes past four o'clock.
- 3:01Speaker 1: Fellows, I'm on the horns of a dilemma. Oh god, no,
- 3:03Speaker 1: actually it's not a dilemma. It's something that's already been done,
- 3:05Speaker 1: so I can't do anything about it. I guess to
- 3:07Speaker 1: our last Friday Friday just gone. Yeah, I remember that,
- 3:10Speaker 1: Not really, I haven't even said what I'm Oh, I
- 3:12Speaker 1: thought you said, do you remember last Friday?
- 3:14Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 3:14Speaker 4: And I know, but like I literally couldn't tell you
- 3:16Speaker 4: what I was doing last Friday apart from the show.
- 3:19Speaker 5: Yeah, I was gonna say, you're being a manas on
- 3:20Speaker 5: the radio.
- 3:21Speaker 1: Probably no, But I took out my some friends of
- 3:25Speaker 1: ours on our first ever client meal.
- 3:26Speaker 4: That's right, yeah, yeah, right.
- 3:28Speaker 1: So that was great, went really well. Racked up a
- 3:31Speaker 1: bit of a bill there, hey, an old keezy. He
- 3:33Speaker 1: covered the cost, you know, like a big dog.
- 3:35Speaker 5: Felt good.
- 3:36Speaker 1: A few bottles of wine, like four bottles of wine,
- 3:40Speaker 1: you know, a few beers. He's flowing responsibly. Obviously a
- 3:43Speaker 1: lot of food, dessert. Then I noticed at the end
- 3:45Speaker 1: when I went to pay that they hadn't charged me
- 3:47Speaker 1: for one craft beer that said that we'd had three,
- 3:50Speaker 1: but we'd actually had four and they didn't charge me.
- 3:53Speaker 1: And I was like, at the time, I was like,
- 3:55Speaker 1: you know, I had a few drinks. I was like
- 3:56Speaker 1: jack pot swiped tip no, and then in left obviously.
- 4:01Speaker 1: And then the next hour I woke come and I
- 4:03Speaker 1: was like, I felt bad. Should I have let them know?
- 4:05Speaker 1: What are you do in that situation? If you are
- 4:06Speaker 1: given a free drink, you notice that it's there, do
- 4:09Speaker 1: you say anything?
- 4:10Speaker 4: You should feel bad. Firstly, I was always taught as
- 4:15Speaker 4: a kid, never accepted anything for free. Nothing's for free
- 4:19Speaker 4: in this world, son, Nothing's for free. And it's been
- 4:22Speaker 4: my philosophy throughout my entire life.
- 4:24Speaker 5: Sure.
- 4:25Speaker 4: You can imagine as a top radio DJ, I'm often
- 4:27Speaker 4: offered free things. I won't take them. I'll give them
- 4:30Speaker 4: the pugs or something like that, really, or or the
- 4:32Speaker 4: backbones in the office. So first and foremost, nothing for free.
- 4:38Speaker 5: You're awesome.
- 4:39Speaker 4: Secondly, my second point is geez, businesses are struggling out
- 4:44Speaker 4: there at the moment, you know, particularly in the service industries,
- 4:47Speaker 4: in your restaurants, cetera. Right, they're probably going to go
- 4:52Speaker 4: under because of people like I bought so that's been
- 4:56Speaker 4: slaving away with his wife maybe or has some employe's
- 4:59Speaker 4: got teen employees. It was a woman, can't he can't
- 5:03Speaker 4: say any of them because people are cheating them on
- 5:06Speaker 4: the on the bell and not being honest about it.
- 5:08Speaker 4: I'm disgusting.
- 5:11Speaker 5: Well, I mean, I don't cut directly into their profit margins.
- 5:13Speaker 5: They're kes that beer. That's probably the place we're going
- 5:16Speaker 5: to going to get their profit. And it does come
- 5:18Speaker 5: at a cost. You're right, Hoidy Jay. It's not free
- 5:21Speaker 5: that bear. No, someone might have been free of you,
- 5:24Speaker 5: but it's kind of a huge cost to what's left
- 5:26Speaker 5: of your reputation, a huge cost. In this world. You've
- 5:31Speaker 5: only got your word, You've only got your name, Keysy.
- 5:33Speaker 5: You can only you know you can be honest, and
- 5:36Speaker 5: you wanted to be on the show talking about backbones
- 5:39Speaker 5: and meanwhile you're out there thieving off the everyday man
- 5:42Speaker 5: or woman. It was a woman in this case. But
- 5:45Speaker 5: you knew that that that that undercharged you. You knew
- 5:48Speaker 5: a mistake of being made, and you didn't correct it.
- 5:52Speaker 5: I wonder what your father would have to say about this,
- 5:54Speaker 5: would be disgusted, what would mon say? Should be filthy?
- 5:58Speaker 4: I remember when I went up from a MIA once
- 6:02Speaker 4: and I had the same scenario. But they're under charge
- 6:05Speaker 4: me by like two hundred bucks, yes, right, And not
- 6:09Speaker 4: only did I point that out to the MOGI, I
- 6:12Speaker 4: gave them a fifteen percent. Now, there's two sorts of
- 6:16Speaker 4: people in this world, Casey. There's people that own it
- 6:19Speaker 4: and are honest about stuff, right, and there's people that
- 6:22Speaker 4: just lie and cheat to.
- 6:24Speaker 5: Get by, right, Okay?
- 6:25Speaker 4: And I want to know, I mean, in this situation
- 6:27Speaker 4: us in and what would you do? Would you own
- 6:29Speaker 4: it and go hey, no, you're undercharging me.
- 6:31Speaker 5: Here, right?
- 6:32Speaker 4: Or would you do a kezy and just walk away
- 6:36Speaker 4: and rob them blind?
- 6:37Speaker 5: Now the other problem I've got here, kezy of course
- 6:39Speaker 5: is you were taking clients out. You know, this is
- 6:41Speaker 5: people that have done jobs for you as part of
- 6:44Speaker 5: your way around your Yeah, you've done jobs with them
- 6:47Speaker 5: as part of the media company you've built Kezy dot com.
- 6:50Speaker 5: That's not what it's called. Is this what kezy dot
- 6:52Speaker 5: com is all about?
- 6:53Speaker 1: Me?
- 6:53Speaker 5: No, it's not.
- 6:53Speaker 1: Even I don't want people to think Kezy dot Com
- 6:56Speaker 1: is a thieven organization.
- 6:57Speaker 5: No, it was just one beer.
- 6:58Speaker 1: The crappy is like fourteen dollars by the and I
- 7:00Speaker 1: know that they're about two dollars fifty at the Superman.
- 7:02Speaker 5: That's the thing I guess is I mean if you
- 7:03Speaker 5: don't like the price, mate, don't buy it. Yeah, yeah,
- 7:05Speaker 5: I mean I certainly don't steal it.
- 7:08Speaker 4: Is that the philosophy of kesey dot Com that's will
- 7:11Speaker 4: to take the kez dot com will take what we
- 7:14Speaker 4: can get exactly?
- 7:16Speaker 5: No, not exactly. That's not okay cool. I just want
- 7:20Speaker 5: to see what your guys opinions were on.
- 7:23Speaker 4: What I want you to do, Kezy. What is go
- 7:26Speaker 4: back to that restaurant tonight and pay them double the price.
- 7:30Speaker 5: Okay, what a piece of work. Here's Grimspoon.
- 7:37Speaker 2: The hold aching big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
- 7:40Speaker 2: tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
- 7:43Speaker 4: Queens of the Stone Age. There on the radio, holdankey
- 7:45Speaker 4: big show this Thursday afternoon. The time is Ford twenty seven.
- 7:49Speaker 4: Kesey previously was telling us a shocking story, it's not
- 7:52Speaker 4: a shock of how he had a client dinner which
- 7:55Speaker 4: he paid for. Then when he went to pay the bill,
- 7:58Speaker 4: no tip, by the way, which he never does because
- 8:00Speaker 4: it gets deep in.
- 8:01Speaker 5: Tip for New Zealand.
- 8:02Speaker 4: But anyway, regardless, he got the bell and he saw
- 8:05Speaker 4: that they'd undercharged him for one beer for one beer,
- 8:09Speaker 4: and he sort of snickered to himself and went, yeah boy,
- 8:13Speaker 4: and didn't inform them of the fact that snicker or
- 8:16Speaker 4: snigger snigger, and then walked off with a big smile
- 8:21Speaker 4: on his face, knowing that he'd ripped the restaurant off,
- 8:24Speaker 4: and he thought, yeah boy, I got away with that.
- 8:26Speaker 5: He was rubbing his hands together with glee, with.
- 8:29Speaker 1: Glee, you guys were there, where'd you get that info from?
- 8:31Speaker 3: No?
- 8:32Speaker 1: Because I spent like five hundred bucks at this restaurant,
- 8:35Speaker 1: all right, and they gave me one free craft beer
- 8:37Speaker 1: by accident. And I noticed after as I went to pay.
- 8:40Speaker 5: I was paying.
- 8:40Speaker 1: I was a hangout. That doesn't say it, but I'd
- 8:42Speaker 1: already paid. The card was processed and it was done.
- 8:44Speaker 5: You can't do it.
- 8:45Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no way you can use the card again
- 8:48Speaker 4: to pay for the actual beer.
- 8:50Speaker 5: That's amazing that they had a deal that night, spend
- 8:52Speaker 5: five hundred bucks get a beer free.
- 8:54Speaker 1: No they I was just trying to show that I
- 8:58Speaker 1: actually was spinning quite put three four eight three the
- 9:02Speaker 1: text machine, the text machin's been backing me up here
- 9:05Speaker 1: one hundred percent. I'd do a Tony, which I guess
- 9:07Speaker 1: is I'd do a Kezy.
- 9:08Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 9:09Speaker 1: Yeah, what I'm saying times are tough, I'd be pulling
- 9:12Speaker 1: a Kezi. Depends on the value, to be honest. Fourteen
- 9:14Speaker 1: dollars craft beer. They'd buy them for like two bucks each.
- 9:17Speaker 1: You know they're making a big profit there.
- 9:19Speaker 4: What make excuses for you?
- 9:21Speaker 5: So now they only have to sell another six to
- 9:24Speaker 5: make up the loss that they've had with that one
- 9:26Speaker 5: that you stole. Yeah, yeah, I mean I get I
- 9:30Speaker 5: guess so here three four eight three weak gatted dog behavior.
- 9:35Speaker 1: I don't know if it's weak gutted, like it's just
- 9:37Speaker 1: a one for a small mistake with one.
- 9:39Speaker 5: First one here, I would own up and let them
- 9:41Speaker 5: know because I'm a kei with with manna and I'm
- 9:44Speaker 5: a huge backbone, not like slithery snake Kesy. Yeah it's easy.
- 9:49Speaker 5: This one here is sort your shit out, Tony.
- 9:52Speaker 4: I what. I just have this vision of a bloated
- 9:58Speaker 4: and sort of sweet, falling sweaty falling by the wayside Keysy.
- 10:04Speaker 5: In his fifties behind bars.
- 10:06Speaker 4: Wow. No, he's got a huge mention there, moogi. And
- 10:12Speaker 4: how's he got it by wrapping people off.
- 10:15Speaker 5: At the expense of others? Keys at the expense of others.
- 10:18Speaker 5: So it was one beer one of those text here.
- 10:23Speaker 5: I don't believe this.
- 10:23Speaker 1: Good afternoon to you, Jason Mike. I was the one
- 10:25Speaker 1: that served the thief in your room on Friday, and
- 10:28Speaker 1: I just wanted you guys to be aware that the
- 10:30Speaker 1: craft beer that was stolen has been taken out.
- 10:32Speaker 5: Of my wages. Yeah, yeah, no, but that's bollocks that
- 10:35Speaker 5: anyone could text that in. Yeah, you know, well what
- 10:38Speaker 5: about this one, Okada Fellas Back in the day, I
- 10:42Speaker 5: went through seven thousand dollars in cash from the bank,
- 10:45Speaker 5: candle it at home and there was an extra one
- 10:47Speaker 5: hundred dollars yere, So I took it back to the bank.
- 10:49Speaker 5: The next day waited for the same tower. I gave
- 10:51Speaker 5: it back to her. She was so happy because her
- 10:53Speaker 5: tail hadn't balanced the day before that. She burst into
- 10:57Speaker 5: tears and gave me a twenty dollar bonus bond of
- 11:00Speaker 5: her own. She hugged me the next week. I won
- 11:05Speaker 5: twenty thousand dollars off. That is that could have been
- 11:10Speaker 5: you keys, you know, And it's just.
- 11:13Speaker 4: That's great, And it's just actually reminded me that there's
- 11:17Speaker 4: a very lightly scenario that they tried to balance the
- 11:21Speaker 4: box at the end of the night there with the meal,
- 11:24Speaker 4: it was like fourteen bucks short, and the dude got fired.
- 11:28Speaker 4: He's got two kids at home, a wife who's struggling,
- 11:32Speaker 4: um struggling, and now he's lost his job because Kezy
- 11:38Speaker 4: had would not pay his bill properly.
- 11:41Speaker 1: I just see, you guys are overreacting on this, But
- 11:43Speaker 1: I mean it's just not a big deal. Like someone
- 11:45Speaker 1: takes through here three four eight three, Keyzy shitting on
- 11:47Speaker 1: small businesses again, that is.
- 11:53Speaker 5: Well, let us know three four eight three. If you
- 11:55Speaker 5: think it's ideon on, we should possibly do a big
- 11:57Speaker 5: pole here. No I'd hang up.
- 11:58Speaker 1: Just my wife's just ticked through saying that you thought
- 12:01Speaker 1: that you'd been given a free beer but you actually weren't.
- 12:03Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's even worse because in your mind you
- 12:08Speaker 4: went under charged me. I'm just going to walk away.
- 12:11Speaker 4: Doesn't your mind the behavior anything?
- 12:15Speaker 2: The Hilarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
- 12:19Speaker 2: in on radio The Big Show. Swingers Club is back,
- 12:24Speaker 2: and this time it's going global.
- 12:29Speaker 4: Bull up.
- 12:33Speaker 3: Racism Alert, Racism Alert.
- 12:35Speaker 1: So Jason the Big Show heading over to Fiji to
- 12:39Speaker 1: play some golf the Swingers Club Fiji Edition with Tourism Fiji.
- 12:44Speaker 1: We are staying at the Intercontinental Fiji Golf Resort and SPA.
- 12:48Speaker 1: We're flying over there with Fiji Airways because Fellers, Fiji
- 12:51Speaker 1: is where happiness comes naturally, and we're playing a championship
- 12:55Speaker 1: golf course designed by VJ.
- 12:57Speaker 5: Singh.
- 12:57Speaker 1: Yeah, man, it is going to be amazing. It's going
- 12:59Speaker 1: to be hard, but we're gonna have a bloody great
- 13:01Speaker 1: long weekend.
- 13:02Speaker 5: It's exciting, isn't it.
- 13:03Speaker 4: Fellas they've got a pool, yeah man, what well, we
- 13:06Speaker 4: won't be going in there.
- 13:07Speaker 5: And an ocean. Really, it's just a golf I mean,
- 13:12Speaker 5: go is going to be good. Don't get me wrong.
- 13:14Speaker 4: I'm picking too. They're gonna have a peg on a
- 13:17Speaker 4: spet oh really and a buffet really yeah?
- 13:23Speaker 5: Man, is that all your picking?
- 13:26Speaker 4: Get a hugo your mad basket? How's life?
- 13:30Speaker 3: Buller Fellers are Yeah? What are you?
- 13:33Speaker 4: What are you picking? They're going to have hugo?
- 13:36Speaker 3: Ah, I don't know. I'm a bit nervous to be
- 13:40Speaker 3: here because I think he will probably try to steal
- 13:42Speaker 3: something again.
- 13:43Speaker 4: So yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll tell you what about. They'll
- 13:47Speaker 4: have fresh fruits.
- 13:49Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, you know what I mean. You mailon your
- 13:51Speaker 5: I have a few fresh fruits.
- 13:53Speaker 4: Yeah, totally.
- 13:54Speaker 3: Hands on the melons in the morning.
- 13:55Speaker 4: Really yeah yeah?
- 13:57Speaker 5: Who would you take your psycho?
- 14:00Speaker 3: Oh I'm torn to either be the brother or the muscles.
- 14:04Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, tell me here go. Do you like to
- 14:07Speaker 4: have a bit of a smack on the golf course? Yeah?
- 14:11Speaker 3: I am. No one in the group is a bit
- 14:14Speaker 3: of a good slinger. You go.
- 14:17Speaker 5: One last question, man, this is just for notes on
- 14:19Speaker 5: our side. What do you do for a crust?
- 14:22Speaker 3: I'm in sales.
- 14:25Speaker 4: Yeah, on your man, stay on the line and I'll
- 14:29Speaker 4: put some will look after you. No, worries at all,
- 14:32Speaker 4: like loath sales. Can I leam your mad basard Hell's life?
- 14:37Speaker 5: Yeah, not bad mate, Good on you mate.
- 14:39Speaker 4: What do you do for a crust limb?
- 14:41Speaker 3: I grow apples?
- 14:42Speaker 5: Mate, everyone loves amples, man, What do you sing of
- 14:47Speaker 5: their apples?
- 14:49Speaker 4: When's the season for apples?
- 14:52Speaker 3: Just checked up? Maybe just finish? Yeah?
- 14:53Speaker 4: I thought i'd have a winter, isn't it? Yeah?
- 14:55Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 14:56Speaker 5: Liam? Do you ever say how about them apples?
- 15:00Speaker 1: Every game?
- 15:01Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 15:02Speaker 5: That must be the best part of your job. That's
- 15:04Speaker 5: what gets me through the day.
- 15:06Speaker 4: Yeah, Liam, tell me mate. Yeah, you like a bit
- 15:09Speaker 4: of gold action?
- 15:11Speaker 3: Yeah mate, I actually just broke a hundred last week.
- 15:14Speaker 4: Oh you were right in our zone. Yeah mate, you
- 15:18Speaker 4: were right in our zone. And who would you take
- 15:20Speaker 4: with you?
- 15:21Speaker 5: Probably might be played golf all the time. It sounds great,
- 15:26Speaker 5: that's perfect, that's perfect.
- 15:27Speaker 4: Good on your man, Sam, the line and old pucksand studio.
- 15:30Speaker 4: But you'll look after you all right, beautiful good stuff.
- 15:33Speaker 5: So that's good.
- 15:34Speaker 1: And just for those listening that we're worried that they've
- 15:36Speaker 1: missed out where, we've decided we're going to do two
- 15:38Speaker 1: of these today so we will have another chance to
- 15:40Speaker 1: get yourself in the drawer to join us in Fiji
- 15:42Speaker 1: for the next hour or so.
- 15:44Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so, because it just plays random. People
- 15:46Speaker 4: are so desperate to be a part of this, and
- 15:49Speaker 4: why wouldn't you be.
- 15:50Speaker 5: Yeah, it's gonna be so great.
- 15:51Speaker 1: Big shout out tourism Fiji, Fiji ear Waves, ear Waves.
- 15:56Speaker 5: And also the Continental What.
- 15:59Speaker 4: What is the vive?
- 16:01Speaker 2: What the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkies.
- 16:06Speaker 4: Indeed place no more there on the Radio Darchy Big
- 16:09Speaker 4: Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four fifty three.
- 16:12Speaker 4: Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
- 16:21Speaker 5: Yeah. Look, I'll keep it brief, fellers, just to say
- 16:28Speaker 5: that I'm watching the one hour long finale of Seinfeld
- 16:34Speaker 5: twenty minutes and I'll let you know how it goes.
- 16:36Speaker 5: All right, that's all I'm going to say. I'll give
- 16:38Speaker 5: me a case. It will eventually get there. I'm not
- 16:41Speaker 5: quite there yet.
- 16:42Speaker 4: I'll keep it brief as well, Fellows. I watch the
- 16:45Speaker 4: end of Slow Horses. Oh, very end. At the very end.
- 16:49Speaker 5: You've absolutely pained that.
- 16:50Speaker 4: Yeah, I had. We went pounding through it. Very nice
- 16:54Speaker 4: last it'll scene, yeah, very nice last. It'll see very
- 16:56Speaker 4: good series. I enjoyed it. There's another one coming soon
- 16:59Speaker 4: that's me done and dusted.
- 17:01Speaker 5: The ripper give it like three point eight busiest a
- 17:04Speaker 5: fly pretty good.
- 17:05Speaker 1: And that's on Apple TV. Is there you go, slow horses,
- 17:08Speaker 1: check it out, fellers. I'm not going to be around
- 17:10Speaker 1: the bush here. Last night I watched an episode of
- 17:13Speaker 1: Grand Designs New Zealand. Yeah, okay, season nine. I think
- 17:17Speaker 1: it was episode five.
- 17:19Speaker 5: Okay.
- 17:20Speaker 1: American couple dnedin budget of one point four million to
- 17:24Speaker 1: one point six in a real stretch and they want
- 17:27Speaker 1: the house built.
- 17:28Speaker 5: In ten months time.
- 17:29Speaker 1: It's on a heil, it's from the just a be
- 17:31Speaker 1: a lot, be a lot on a hell so it
- 17:33Speaker 1: needs to hell of a lot of retaining work, all
- 17:34Speaker 1: sorts of stuff. Sure, they want the house to be
- 17:37Speaker 1: six meters tall yep. On the side, huge really high ceiling.
- 17:44Speaker 1: It has an eighty meter retaining wall right eighty meters
- 17:48Speaker 1: behind it, eighty meters long and four meters at certain point.
- 17:51Speaker 1: There's the people who have one point four to one
- 17:53Speaker 1: point six to spin and want it done New Zealands
- 17:55Speaker 1: and New Zealand and d need good. American couple. They
- 17:58Speaker 1: got the price back on how much to build it.
- 18:00Speaker 1: Guess how much it was, ah, two point four two
- 18:03Speaker 1: point four jas two point nine four point three million dollars.
- 18:07Speaker 1: It was close four point three mil. And they were like,
- 18:10Speaker 1: oh okay, And then she couldn't like compromise. No, I
- 18:14Speaker 1: have to have the library. No, I have to have
- 18:16Speaker 1: my crafts room. I have to have the media room.
- 18:20Speaker 1: They had to cut the whole house. Yeah, they had
- 18:23Speaker 1: to raise it up instead of retaining it and all
- 18:25Speaker 1: this sort of stuff. So they ended up with a
- 18:27Speaker 1: one bedroom house with a lounge and a library and
- 18:30Speaker 1: a craft room, and they have to build the rest
- 18:33Speaker 1: of it. And they've got kids, like young kids from eighteen.
- 18:36Speaker 5: Nineteen, like a dream. Yeah yeah, yeah.
- 18:38Speaker 1: They can't come to visit and stay over now they
- 18:40Speaker 1: have to sleep on the couch. And they want to
- 18:43Speaker 1: spend one point four for half the house two point
- 18:46Speaker 1: one million dollars and DIBt mortgage stupid for half the house.
- 18:52Speaker 5: That will make me too angry to watch. Which one's
- 18:53Speaker 5: the episode five later season? I'm not watching it. That's crazy.
- 18:58Speaker 5: So she's held a tire family a ransom so that
- 19:01Speaker 5: she can get what she wants. If you want to
- 19:04Speaker 5: get that, then you need to earn the money to
- 19:06Speaker 5: pay for it. Well, I'm not saying she doesn't work.
- 19:09Speaker 5: You haven't earned enough money exactly. And so because and
- 19:12Speaker 5: now in their fifties or something, they had like one
- 19:14Speaker 5: point for like a huge mortgage, ridiculous, ridiculous, they'll just
- 19:18Speaker 5: get passed you under the kids. Yeah, you're right, yeah, yeah,
- 19:21Speaker 5: So if anyone wants to watch that team.
- 19:22Speaker 4: It works, is it?
- 19:23Speaker 5: Oh yeah?
- 19:23Speaker 4: Oh god?
- 19:27Speaker 2: The hold aking Big Show with Mike and Keysy tune
- 19:31Speaker 2: in week days at four on Radio hod I.
- 19:33Speaker 4: Welcome back your massive backbones. Hope your Thursday's going along, Beardfly,
- 19:39Speaker 4: you're listening to the Big show board you but reburger.
- 19:42Speaker 1: Reburger bedful, hand crafted burgers, loaded fries and gor mates
- 19:46Speaker 1: that will change the game.
- 19:49Speaker 5: Sorry, I'll do it.
- 19:50Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's it. Deserves a good hearty, not
- 19:55Speaker 4: not a minuscule y Fellers. Hey, no, listen, yesterday we
- 20:00Speaker 4: were talking a lot about Keys and the fact that
- 20:02Speaker 4: he's going on a big stag do tomorrow. It's a
- 20:06Speaker 4: two nighter, I mean Fish and foremost Yeah, another day
- 20:09Speaker 4: off for Keezy. I'm not going there. I'm not going
- 20:12Speaker 4: to go there. You fill your boots, Keezy. If they're
- 20:15Speaker 4: going to let you out for a month for you know,
- 20:16Speaker 4: whatever you want to do. That's all.
- 20:18Speaker 5: Gim a month a month.
- 20:20Speaker 4: But anyway, and I was thinking, though, because I don't
- 20:23Speaker 4: know about you, I'm a little bit worried about that.
- 20:27Speaker 4: You know, two days usually a stag dudes, one day,
- 20:29Speaker 4: isn't it?
- 20:30Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 20:30Speaker 5: Mine was mine? Was? I think mine was one? Yeah?
- 20:34Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 20:35Speaker 5: Surprisingly a lot of them are too.
- 20:37Speaker 3: And.
- 20:38Speaker 5: That was kind of the end of it. Yeah, but
- 20:40Speaker 5: this is like twenty dudes, right, Okay, you know what
- 20:43Speaker 5: I mean? Like, how many were yours? Like three?
- 20:45Speaker 4: Oh?
- 20:46Speaker 5: No, there were a lot of dudes or were they
- 20:48Speaker 5: your mates or were they paid to be there?
- 20:50Speaker 4: Most of them were paid. They just mates of one
- 20:52Speaker 4: of my mates, because he felt bad about how few
- 20:55Speaker 4: mates are here.
- 20:56Speaker 5: Yeah, And so I thought it.
- 20:58Speaker 4: Might be great if we got him to old dares
- 21:00Speaker 4: Dal Giddy. Oh yeah, because you know he's a man
- 21:03Speaker 4: of experience and maybe give a bit of advice for olds.
- 21:06Speaker 5: It's just a random old farmer dude. Why does he
- 21:08Speaker 5: have to Yeah, but he's been there and done that.
- 21:10Speaker 5: He does it all kezy man, he's a backbone, right backbone. Okay, Well,
- 21:15Speaker 5: I wonder if actually if you heard are you talking
- 21:16Speaker 5: about being a thief? He wouldn't like that, No.
- 21:19Speaker 4: He'd be feelthy about that.
- 21:20Speaker 1: Well, actually I think we remember I didn't end up
- 21:22Speaker 1: being a thief at the end of misunderstanding.
- 21:24Speaker 5: Don't bring it up with them, okay.
- 21:25Speaker 4: Yeah, sure.
- 21:27Speaker 2: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
- 21:30Speaker 4: Hod Ikey Hughes there on the radio, Holdnkey Big Show
- 21:34Speaker 4: this Thursday afternoon. Now, Kezy Moggie and I were a
- 21:38Speaker 4: little bit worried about how you're going to get on
- 21:40Speaker 4: at the stag. Do it feels like you maybe potentially
- 21:44Speaker 4: getting over your head here right? This could blow out
- 21:48Speaker 4: to us sort of all encompassing weekend and croaching into
- 21:52Speaker 4: the workspace. So we thought we'd give old mate DearS
- 21:55Speaker 4: Dal Giddy a call because he's an experienced old barcity's
- 21:59Speaker 4: been there and done.
- 22:00Speaker 5: That absolutely as we just worry about your keysy, that's
- 22:03Speaker 5: all me, right, is sometimes you just need somebody from
- 22:06Speaker 5: the outside who maybe get a little bit of perspective.
- 22:09Speaker 1: Is this like one of those ski you straight kind
- 22:11Speaker 1: of ones where they get prisoners to come to a
- 22:13Speaker 1: school and tell them about what not.
- 22:15Speaker 5: Don't be bad, because this is what I did. I
- 22:17Speaker 5: don't know. We'll find out.
- 22:22Speaker 4: The big show is we will corresponding.
- 22:25Speaker 5: Dere's dell giveing DearS deal getting on the line now, DearS,
- 22:29Speaker 5: how you going?
- 22:29Speaker 6: Man?
- 22:31Speaker 3: Ye're pretty good, Christopher, A can't complain, mate, Yeah, you would.
- 22:35Speaker 5: Have been to your fiarshire of stig dudes. Man, Now
- 22:37Speaker 5: you've got any advice for old Keyesy over here?
- 22:42Speaker 3: You could say that, mate? You know my mate, you
- 22:48Speaker 3: know I will be married and I'll be married on
- 22:51Speaker 3: my before if I saw me, it's stags and me
- 22:55Speaker 3: own Christopher. You know I know what I'm doing.
- 22:58Speaker 5: Mate.
- 22:59Speaker 4: Well, you obviously survive them. Casey's about to embark on
- 23:04Speaker 4: a stag too this weekend. It's going to be a
- 23:06Speaker 4: two day. You got any advice for the young fella?
- 23:09Speaker 3: No, you just gotta be careful. Way that's put to you, Christopher.
- 23:14Speaker 3: I just say you've gotta be care away, right, You've
- 23:18Speaker 3: got a good idea at the time, mate, you gotta
- 23:21Speaker 3: go and stay away from the bigs. You know, I
- 23:24Speaker 3: don't we going there. You're trying to keep you with
- 23:27Speaker 3: Charlie and all that you want to carry on, mate,
- 23:29Speaker 3: And I know you say gets a good idea, you know,
- 23:32Speaker 3: you think, oh, yeah, I'll just him the one. You know,
- 23:36Speaker 3: I'm just tuning in with the boys, need minute at
- 23:40Speaker 3: six o'clock in the morning, and the bloody bude you're
- 23:42Speaker 3: talking to you, and you're talking to the bloody bird,
- 23:45Speaker 3: and you feel like shit.
- 23:47Speaker 5: You think, yeah, I appreciate what you're saying.
- 23:50Speaker 1: Is I mean, I don't know how much you know
- 23:52Speaker 1: about me, man, but I'm pretty I'm a pretty response.
- 23:55Speaker 3: You're gonna stay off the crack by Chris. It's the
- 23:59Speaker 3: st Christopher. You can't be hanging off the back end
- 24:02Speaker 3: of a cracked plight.
- 24:03Speaker 5: Well, I know you like it, right, I don't here,
- 24:09Speaker 5: I don't like cracked.
- 24:11Speaker 3: One of them want they're grabbing a hold of your
- 24:13Speaker 3: mate because it's all over.
- 24:14Speaker 5: Yeah, it is, of course, old Kezy. He's going to
- 24:17Speaker 5: have to share a bed with probably a strange man
- 24:21Speaker 5: that he's never met before. You got any advice here, Oh.
- 24:23Speaker 3: Yeah, look, words of the wise here, Christopher, words to
- 24:27Speaker 3: the mate. Just make sure you've got a plenty of
- 24:30Speaker 3: the dama. Okay, it all be all good here. You
- 24:35Speaker 3: know you'll be down for whatever, right, Just get a
- 24:38Speaker 3: few beers in you and punch each other's faces. And
- 24:41Speaker 3: there's one of the things all about ok. Good on
- 24:45Speaker 3: you don't forget about the rippers.
- 24:48Speaker 5: Hey, yeah, totally.
- 24:51Speaker 1: I'll take his It's good to hear from Disdey get
- 24:53Speaker 1: you there, it's been ages and take his advice on
- 24:57Speaker 1: we'll see you later. Yeah, that definitely helped Jason. Okay,
- 25:02Speaker 1: see it is because last thing I want to do
- 25:05Speaker 1: is let you guys down and lit Dis down as well,
- 25:06Speaker 1: So I'll certainly be behaving a right fellas.
- 25:09Speaker 4: All right, you're right me.
- 25:12Speaker 5: Bye is.
- 25:14Speaker 1: Okay, he's got bye. All right fellas well. We've heard
- 25:19Speaker 1: from Des there and you know you've you've certainly scared
- 25:22Speaker 1: me straight. I want to let the two of you
- 25:24Speaker 1: guys down. Also, don't want to let Dez down as well,
- 25:26Speaker 1: so I'll make sure.
- 25:26Speaker 5: To be on my best behavior. I think you'd be
- 25:28Speaker 5: letting DearS down if you were on your best behavior,
- 25:30Speaker 5: right as he sees, you just got to be careful,
- 25:33Speaker 5: Just be careful, so you know, go hard right, just
- 25:35Speaker 5: be careful right absolutely, Speaking of going hard.
- 25:40Speaker 2: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy,
- 25:43Speaker 2: tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Ike
- 25:46Speaker 2: The Big Show. Swingers Club is back and this time
- 25:50Speaker 2: it's going global.
- 25:52Speaker 5: Sure is.
- 25:56Speaker 4: John your mad bart house?
- 25:59Speaker 5: Sorry man, it's just fight off. Yeah, okay, it's good, good.
- 26:04Speaker 4: Good on you mate. What do you do for a cross?
- 26:06Speaker 3: John?
- 26:07Speaker 4: Made on a truck driver? We do frames and trusses
- 26:11Speaker 4: back bye. Tell me John. Do you like a bit
- 26:16Speaker 4: of a smack on the on the golf course?
- 26:20Speaker 3: Yeah? Made?
- 26:21Speaker 4: Yeah, I am a bit of a driver made.
- 26:23Speaker 5: Yeah, you go to the bother arrangement I can and
- 26:26Speaker 5: smack a few balls around. Yeah, get the one.
- 26:28Speaker 4: I'm picking John as one of those dudes that just
- 26:32Speaker 4: did douches it and smacks at about three hundred meters?
- 26:35Speaker 5: Is that you John?
- 26:37Speaker 1: Oh?
- 26:38Speaker 4: Maybe eighty nineties? John? Who would you take with you?
- 26:45Speaker 5: I'll probably take my best friend? Oh yeah's.
- 26:52Speaker 4: Man.
- 26:54Speaker 3: His name is.
- 26:58Speaker 4: How good Man. This one good on you, John, stand
- 27:02Speaker 4: the line pack, samm will put you in the drawer.
- 27:04Speaker 4: Make good luck. Thanks your mate. Get a Mitch your
- 27:08Speaker 4: mad bassetart. How's life?
- 27:10Speaker 3: You get a fellows? It's great? How about you guys? Yeah?
- 27:14Speaker 4: Yeah, good things Mitch. What do you do for a
- 27:16Speaker 4: crustier stallion?
- 27:18Speaker 3: I'm antimator right.
- 27:19Speaker 5: Oh yeah, boney? Sorry, yeah, backbone?
- 27:25Speaker 4: So what you go to some place and you estimate
- 27:27Speaker 4: how much it's worth.
- 27:28Speaker 5: You go to a place, and how much something is
- 27:31Speaker 5: going to cost. Man, it's going to cost?
- 27:33Speaker 4: Is that right?
- 27:34Speaker 3: Oh good?
- 27:35Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 27:35Speaker 3: How much is going to cost? Yeah?
- 27:37Speaker 2: Man?
- 27:38Speaker 4: Actually, Keasy was just talking about an absolute tragedy on
- 27:43Speaker 4: what's on the TV today, people that were building a
- 27:46Speaker 4: house and it blew out to over two million dollars.
- 27:51Speaker 3: My fault, man, Yeah, I know, it's not your fault.
- 27:54Speaker 5: There'd be a hell of a coincidence if it was
- 27:57Speaker 5: your fault. Man, be crazy. Hey if you won this
- 28:01Speaker 5: this golfing trip to you know, go with us to Fiji. Man,
- 28:03Speaker 5: who would you take with you?
- 28:06Speaker 3: Mate?
- 28:06Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah? Nice? Do you play a bit of golf match?
- 28:12Speaker 3: She plays more than me. I track you out though?
- 28:15Speaker 5: Nice?
- 28:16Speaker 4: Nice?
- 28:16Speaker 5: All right, well you're in the drawer, mitch mate. We'll
- 28:18Speaker 5: hand you over a pugs on he look after you,
- 28:19Speaker 5: all right.
- 28:20Speaker 3: Thanks, Flowers?
- 28:22Speaker 4: Nice. Actually, you know, to have some some woman come
- 28:25Speaker 4: along as well, you know what I mean? Well, just
- 28:28Speaker 4: to have that energy, what do you mean on the
- 28:30Speaker 4: golf course, follers instead of old kezy halfening paffing around
- 28:35Speaker 4: the place, Jeff me huffing, And that's not to say
- 28:39Speaker 4: that Mitch's you know, wife will partner, but she might
- 28:43Speaker 4: be an Effer and Jeiffer as well. You know, she
- 28:45Speaker 4: might have happened.
- 28:46Speaker 1: Hey, this is all thanks to our mates at Tourism Fiji.
- 28:49Speaker 1: It's the Hockey Swingers Club Fiji Edition, Fiji Airways of
- 28:53Speaker 1: flying us over there and we're staying at the Intercontinental
- 28:55Speaker 1: Fiji Golf Resort and SPA Championship Golf Course. It rules
- 28:59Speaker 1: in Fiji courses where happiness comes naturally.
- 29:02Speaker 4: I just went on Lin and checked it out, fellows.
- 29:04Speaker 5: Yeah beautiful, Yeah, what'd you find out about it?
- 29:07Speaker 4: She is beful?
- 29:09Speaker 5: Well, Mitch's wife. Come on, man, you can't say that.
- 29:12Speaker 2: The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune in.
- 29:16Speaker 4: Four on Radio Space Hood there on the Radio Hodarchy
- 29:20Speaker 4: Big Show this Thursday evening. The time is five thirty eight, fellows.
- 29:25Speaker 5: Fellas, I was listening today to the Agenda podcast. It's
- 29:28Speaker 5: a podcast created by the ACC generally hosted by Mike
- 29:32Speaker 5: Lane and various co hosts. On that show, You have
- 29:38Speaker 5: your Mania Stewart from the Breakfast Show, Mash, James mccaroney
- 29:43Speaker 5: rolls in from time to time, and Matt Heath as well. Today.
- 29:46Speaker 5: It was interesting because Mike Lane has been away for
- 29:47Speaker 5: a little bit. It came back and they sort of
- 29:50Speaker 5: do a preamble if you will, before the credits roll,
- 29:53Speaker 5: and in that chat, somehow attention turned by Mania Stewart
- 29:58Speaker 5: to the fact that he shares a desk with you
- 30:00Speaker 5: here in the studio, Jason, the fact that it's always
- 30:03Speaker 5: a pig sty when he comes in, and you are
- 30:06Speaker 5: the one blaming him for the fact that it's a
- 30:08Speaker 5: pig sty, and that just sort of rolled on into
- 30:13Speaker 5: Mike Lane and minist You're absolutely going you about your
- 30:17Speaker 5: golfing ability and what they're planning to do. Apparently you're
- 30:21Speaker 5: going to be in a team going around and playing
- 30:23Speaker 5: around a golf this weekend from what I understand, And
- 30:26Speaker 5: I just want you to know, men, you're probably best
- 30:28Speaker 5: not to listen to it because it's just going to
- 30:29Speaker 5: fire you up. So I'm just I'm just letting you
- 30:31Speaker 5: know it's out there. Okay, people are talking about it,
- 30:36Speaker 5: but just don't listen. You just don't listen to it.
- 30:39Speaker 5: Be the bigger man. Having said that, just for the
- 30:41Speaker 5: audience his little clip.
- 30:42Speaker 7: Jase was for the longest time running an angle that
- 30:44Speaker 7: I'm leaving all these cups and stuff in the studio
- 30:47Speaker 7: and all this paper, and so in his mind. Every
- 30:50Speaker 7: day I come in and I chew half a pack
- 30:54Speaker 7: of Nicorette gun, put the gum back in the wrapper,
- 30:55Speaker 7: and then leave it on his desk. I also print
- 30:58Speaker 7: out the rundown for the show, right the exact same
- 31:01Speaker 7: notes he does, then screw it up and leave that
- 31:03Speaker 7: on the disc as well.
- 31:05Speaker 5: I had to ask. He was like, does he genuinely
- 31:08Speaker 5: believe that in his own mind? Or is this the winder?
- 31:10Speaker 5: But he genuinely thinks it's you leaving all that stuff on.
- 31:13Speaker 5: Tell you what I can't wait for. It's on the
- 31:15Speaker 5: topic of Jason Hoyt that we're competing in a bit
- 31:17Speaker 5: of a tournament this Sunday Sunday and he's been paired
- 31:20Speaker 5: with us, and I don't care what I score. I'm
- 31:24Speaker 5: going to mentally disintegrate you. Yeah.
- 31:28Speaker 4: Interesting stuff, and goes on to on.
- 31:31Speaker 5: The actual party. We thought that was probably enough.
- 31:34Speaker 4: Yeah, And it's funny, isn't it, because he Manai's throwing
- 31:37Speaker 4: it out there that there's these the Big Show, what
- 31:40Speaker 4: we do on the Big Show. I leave that there
- 31:43Speaker 4: deliberately so they might have some good content for the
- 31:46Speaker 4: Breakfast Show. I mean, I don't know if you've heard
- 31:50Speaker 4: this show, but so I leave that for those guys,
- 31:53Speaker 4: and they ca him just work off that, yeah, because
- 31:56Speaker 4: they see what a success our show is. And then like,
- 32:00Speaker 4: oh look, actually the Big Show is doing this fellas,
- 32:03Speaker 4: why don't we give that a crack? You know what
- 32:05Speaker 4: I mean? So it's a it's an inspirational type from
- 32:08Speaker 4: the gum, the nicer gun that's just.
- 32:11Speaker 5: A lie nickeric gum under their desk for like a
- 32:14Speaker 5: month straight.
- 32:15Speaker 4: Well I didn't see that. But and in terms of
- 32:19Speaker 4: Mike Lane, you know, Mike Lane's always chipping at me
- 32:22Speaker 4: about you know this and that and stealing the A
- 32:24Speaker 4: C C chips and all that sort of carry on.
- 32:27Speaker 4: I've got one thing to say to Mike Lane, worry
- 32:33Speaker 4: do I know about it?
- 32:37Speaker 2: The Darchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.
- 32:41Speaker 4: Four on Radio cos There on the Radio Hodarky Big
- 32:44Speaker 4: Show this Tuesday afternoon the time five forty nine feelers.
- 32:48Speaker 1: I feel like every now and then it's probably it's
- 32:50Speaker 1: like good practice to just give your friends gifts unprompted
- 32:54Speaker 1: for no reason.
- 32:56Speaker 5: Sure, and I've decided to do that now.
- 32:59Speaker 3: Good.
- 33:00Speaker 5: I need a bit of cheering up today. Man, you
- 33:02Speaker 5: got your.
- 33:02Speaker 4: Foot and need a bit of care and love.
- 33:06Speaker 1: This particular gift isn't for you. It's for Jase, and
- 33:09Speaker 1: the reason being is that you don't need this.
- 33:11Speaker 5: Okay, he does need this.
- 33:14Speaker 4: What are we friends? We're friends, man, That's all the
- 33:19Speaker 4: gift I need, Keysy.
- 33:21Speaker 5: Now, because I got this gift and I really want
- 33:23Speaker 5: to give it to you as well. So he's going
- 33:25Speaker 5: to give it to you.
- 33:26Speaker 6: Man, if you emphasize the give it, you know, I'm
- 33:32Speaker 6: not going to give it to you. I didn't say
- 33:34Speaker 6: you're going to give it to him. You're going to
- 33:36Speaker 6: give it if you're.
- 33:38Speaker 5: Going to give it to me? Okay, all right, well
- 33:42Speaker 5: here okay, Jasus keen bring it for you to give
- 33:46Speaker 5: it to him. I'm going to give him the gift.
- 33:50Speaker 5: He's just going over to grab something. I'm just watching
- 33:52Speaker 5: him here. Now. I don't know what this is neither bag,
- 33:58Speaker 5: which is how you know it's not something of quality.
- 34:00Speaker 5: He's trying to do the old sweitch aroo on your
- 34:02Speaker 5: here or you ja don Mike. So it's it's it's
- 34:06Speaker 5: a yes, is a very fi yes, European. I know
- 34:12Speaker 5: what it is.
- 34:12Speaker 4: I know what it is.
- 34:14Speaker 5: I'm very excited.
- 34:15Speaker 4: I can't undo it.
- 34:16Speaker 5: Yeah, doesn't know how to undo a bow? Has anybody
- 34:19Speaker 5: got a chainsaw? Jason is putting his glasses on. This
- 34:23Speaker 5: has gone a right at the early stages here, keasy, Yeah,
- 34:28Speaker 5: good idea. Put the Jason music on?
- 34:29Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 34:31Speaker 5: There you going that? Not Jason?
- 34:33Speaker 4: It's really tight man. Yeah.
- 34:34Speaker 5: Do you need a hand? Do you want me to
- 34:36Speaker 5: get could anybody else to do it?
- 34:38Speaker 4: Can you open it for me? Magie? And don't ruin
- 34:41Speaker 4: the VERSACEI bag.
- 34:42Speaker 5: So it's a genuine Versaci products Jace.
- 34:45Speaker 3: Yes.
- 34:45Speaker 1: And everyone listening knows that Versaci is a quality it's
- 34:48Speaker 1: a quality company.
- 34:49Speaker 4: I've heard about them. Actually yeah, yeah, it is from Europe.
- 34:53Speaker 3: Yes.
- 34:54Speaker 1: The reason I've given you this gift is because we
- 34:58Speaker 1: went down to Wellington. Yeah, and you have a bright
- 35:01Speaker 1: pink carry bag that you ah wow, So so can
- 35:06Speaker 1: I say, great expense this bag. I've replaced your pink
- 35:10Speaker 1: carry bag with a really fancy one from Europe that
- 35:14Speaker 1: cost me hundreds of euros.
- 35:16Speaker 5: Wow, it's like a leather carry bag. It's Masacci man.
- 35:23Speaker 5: How's that?
- 35:25Speaker 6: Man?
- 35:25Speaker 5: That's amazing keys. Yeah, man, so that's your new luggage bag.
- 35:28Speaker 5: I thought it was going to be more of a
- 35:29Speaker 5: comedy bag to Ben. Yeah yeah, I need one of
- 35:33Speaker 5: those keys. You've got another one, man.
- 35:36Speaker 4: Look at that Fellers. It's got like a velvet interior.
- 35:39Speaker 5: Yeah, it's really nice, little small ones, really nice. Hold
- 35:42Speaker 5: it up for the camera, mate, and once it good
- 35:44Speaker 5: on the front Asaci on it it's embarrassing. Yeah yeah, yeah,
- 35:48Speaker 5: that's a great Bason.
- 35:49Speaker 4: Just take that off though, right, yeah, yeah.
- 35:51Speaker 1: You want to leave that on when you got to Europe, Jase,
- 35:53Speaker 1: So you got a nice Passacci bag.
- 35:55Speaker 5: Very nice, well done. Yeah yeah, I appreciate that.
- 35:58Speaker 1: So you can replace that pink one you've got. Ah yeah, no,
- 36:01Speaker 1: no you have to, you're simply mass Yeah no, but
- 36:04Speaker 1: that costs a lot of money, Jason. Right, it wasn't free.
- 36:06Speaker 1: It wasn't a free It definitely wasn't free with the
- 36:11Speaker 1: colombe my wife brought me from Farmers all right, I
- 36:13Speaker 1: definitely was it, Okay, I bought it, Okay, I definitely
- 36:17Speaker 1: wasn't able to choose between that and a a SUCHI
- 36:19Speaker 1: Fenny Pecker. Right, Okay, So that four hundred euros that
- 36:23Speaker 1: cost you welcome.
- 36:24Speaker 4: Thanks mate, I'll use that Kezy.
- 36:27Speaker 5: Oh yeah. My wife was like, when you're gonna get
- 36:29Speaker 5: rid of this thing out of the house. I was like,
- 36:30Speaker 5: I know the perfect guy. Oh it's great.
- 36:34Speaker 2: Bill the Idol the Whold Arching Big Show with Jason,
- 36:38Speaker 2: Mike and Kezy. Tune in week days at four on radio.
- 36:41Speaker 4: Hold Billy Idol. There on the radio, Hold Archy Big
- 36:44Speaker 4: Show the South Tuesday evening the time forming us of
- 36:47Speaker 4: six o'clock.
- 36:47Speaker 1: Don't forget if you've got a hog, or a vehicle
- 36:50Speaker 1: or a motorbicle or whatever it might be out there
- 36:52Speaker 1: that needs some work done on it, done on it.
- 36:54Speaker 1: We've teamed up with our mates with that pan hit
- 36:56Speaker 1: then you road hog ins it ikay. It's just come
- 36:58Speaker 1: out and they've given us a whole week cash to
- 37:00Speaker 1: give to some backbone to soup up their car.
- 37:03Speaker 5: Yeah. It's called Crank your Hog. Yeah, man and Hurdak
- 37:06Speaker 5: he wants to do it.
- 37:06Speaker 1: If you want some cash spent on your vehicle, hits
- 37:09Speaker 1: hdak you dot co dot zid, send us a photo,
- 37:11Speaker 1: tell us about your car, get yourself from the drawer.
- 37:13Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 37:14Speaker 5: Once again that's thanks to padheading their brand new road hog.
- 37:16Speaker 5: It's an old school IPA built with a new school
- 37:18Speaker 5: hops crack into one.
- 37:19Speaker 4: Now, hey, I tell you what, There's plenty coming up
- 37:23Speaker 4: after six o'clock. By the way, Old Murgy's got some
- 37:25Speaker 4: medical ailments and keys he's putting together as stag bag.
- 37:33Speaker 2: The Hurdichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
- 37:36Speaker 2: in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
- 37:39Speaker 4: How's it going in Admastards. You're listening to the Big Show,
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- 37:43Speaker 1: Reburger is serving good times and good food. They're also
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- 37:51Speaker 1: feel like I'm starting to get better at those, you
- 37:53Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like, I feel like they are
- 37:54Speaker 1: coming natural as me.
- 37:55Speaker 5: Well, the last one you bombed it. You played it
- 37:58Speaker 5: real quiet and then you talk all over it. No
- 38:01Speaker 5: I know, but like I felt like that was a
- 38:03Speaker 5: one off. Oh yeah, so you've got and done one
- 38:06Speaker 5: in a row.
- 38:08Speaker 4: Well, I mean, so you've done one good Reburger and
- 38:11Speaker 4: I've done.
- 38:11Speaker 1: Like a.
- 38:13Speaker 5: Petting ourselves on the back like we're hardy j on
- 38:15Speaker 5: the golf course.
- 38:16Speaker 4: Yeah, giving a bit of ass touching going on because
- 38:19Speaker 4: Keysy got one right, Well.
- 38:21Speaker 5: I mean, I guess not. I just want to do
- 38:24Speaker 5: a really good job for Reburger. So you guys could
- 38:27Speaker 5: let me know when we do when I do a
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- 38:29Speaker 4: Yeah, we're definitely will when it happens.
- 38:31Speaker 1: What about this beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian options to Reburger?
- 38:36Speaker 5: They're redefining the norm. This the radio voice that sort
- 38:39Speaker 5: of kills them.
- 38:40Speaker 4: Yeah, and it sounds like you're taking the pass.
- 38:42Speaker 5: Well I'm not. I would never take the pass out
- 38:43Speaker 5: of read Why would I do that? I love Reburger.
- 38:46Speaker 4: Hey, coming up, what we're going to be talking about?
- 38:52Speaker 5: Yeah, forgotten heavily.
- 38:54Speaker 4: I've never heard this phrase before in my life. A
- 38:57Speaker 4: stag bag. We're going to be talking about that.
- 39:00Speaker 1: Well, it's just I'm going on a stag and I've
- 39:02Speaker 1: got my bag packed, and whenever I go on a
- 39:03Speaker 1: stag do, I have the same list of stuff. And
- 39:06Speaker 1: I just thought i'd share with the audience the perfect
- 39:08Speaker 1: stag bag. So that's after some guns and roses Fellers.
- 39:13Speaker 5: I hope it's a long one.
- 39:14Speaker 2: The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
- 39:17Speaker 5: Tune in on radio.
- 39:20Speaker 4: The White Stripes there on the radio, Hod archy big
- 39:23Speaker 4: show this Tuesday evening. Now spring is on its way, fellas,
- 39:27Speaker 4: and it is the perfect perfect time to get involved
- 39:32Speaker 4: with Trade Tested.
- 39:34Speaker 5: That's good ship, Jason.
- 39:35Speaker 4: See how I mirror you know? I brought the weather
- 39:38Speaker 4: into the chair.
- 39:39Speaker 5: Yeah, it's really good.
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- 39:50Speaker 1: You've got all sorts of stuff. You've got awnings, you've
- 39:52Speaker 1: got cheers, you've got all the outdoor y kind of
- 39:55Speaker 1: static yeap.
- 39:58Speaker 5: Cool hopes.
- 40:00Speaker 4: He really like an outdoor heating.
- 40:01Speaker 5: They're really good.
- 40:02Speaker 4: I've got one of those bratt what do you call them?
- 40:04Speaker 5: A little bit of Brazil.
- 40:05Speaker 4: Brazil which I never use, is just rustling away in
- 40:07Speaker 4: the courtyard there. Yeah, you've got a Brazil, not a Brazil.
- 40:11Speaker 4: Well you know where you burn and it's like a
- 40:14Speaker 4: little chimney thing with a little thingy thing. Such a
- 40:18Speaker 4: feminist but anyway, so.
- 40:20Speaker 5: You use a Brazil outside to keep warm?
- 40:22Speaker 4: Yeah, well I haven't, that's my point.
- 40:24Speaker 5: Yeah, are you thinking of a brazier?
- 40:26Speaker 4: Brazy? Is that what it's called? Y?
- 40:27Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, you got it back to front Hodie j
- 40:29Speaker 5: But we are running a competition.
- 40:31Speaker 6: Huh.
- 40:33Speaker 1: We're running a competition with Trade Tests and dot Co
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- 40:37Speaker 5: So tomorrow we'll be doing the first one.
- 40:39Speaker 1: We'll be giving away two thy five hundred dollars worth
- 40:40Speaker 1: of kit here to Trade Tests, to dot Co dot
- 40:42Speaker 1: in z, put together a shopping list of stuff that
- 40:45Speaker 1: adds up to just shy of two thousand, five hundred dollars,
- 40:48Speaker 1: and then we could be hit to Hodaki, dot Co
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- 40:53Speaker 1: and then tomorrow on the show, and every Friday this month,
- 40:55Speaker 1: we could be calling you and giving you all that
- 40:57Speaker 1: stuff and your shopping list for free.
- 41:00Speaker 4: Actually, Maggie, you and I are going to be doing
- 41:01Speaker 4: the first one tomorrow, I believe. So you need to
- 41:03Speaker 4: get you need to get involved in this. Imagine how
- 41:07Speaker 4: I mean, I'm putting myself in that scenario where I
- 41:09Speaker 4: win that prize and then I invite the Fels over
- 41:13Speaker 4: to my house and to stand on the or sit
- 41:15Speaker 4: on my deck there and all the cool stuff I'd have,
- 41:17Speaker 4: like my brasi ear, you know, to go out.
- 41:20Speaker 1: To Jason's house. He'll have his brazier and we'll sit
- 41:24Speaker 1: on his dick. Yeah, that sounds great, so good. Trade tested,
- 41:29Speaker 1: dot Coto and Zid jump on there, chuckle list together,
- 41:31Speaker 1: then hits to Hodaki, dot co dot in Zid get
- 41:33Speaker 1: yourself from the drawer. It's all thanks to trade tested.
- 41:35Speaker 1: Make your dick great, we'll trade tested.
- 41:38Speaker 4: Old Pug Sun could bring his marinated tofu sticks.
- 41:42Speaker 5: That sounds so good.
- 41:43Speaker 2: Here's Metallica The Darky Big Show week days from four
- 41:48Speaker 2: on Radio Hodaki.
- 41:49Speaker 4: The Exponent's here on the radio. Hold Arky Big Show
- 41:51Speaker 4: this Tuesday evening. God, I'm hungry.
- 41:54Speaker 5: Yeah, man, you've done nothing but eat the whole time
- 41:57Speaker 5: you've been in here. Goas do you mind? Man, I'm
- 42:00Speaker 5: trying to open up to you and you're just talking
- 42:02Speaker 5: about an Ain rubbish in Ain in Ain.
- 42:07Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 42:10Speaker 5: I woke up a couple of mornings ago. True story. Wow, cheers,
- 42:17Speaker 5: sorry pay Yeah, thank god for that. And it was
- 42:20Speaker 5: about three o'clock in the morning, went to the bathroom.
- 42:22Speaker 5: He had a bit of a sore foot, left foot.
- 42:24Speaker 5: It's a bit sory. So what I said to myself,
- 42:26Speaker 5: and I said it quiet because I don't want to
- 42:28Speaker 5: wake up my missus. Then just a little bit sore.
- 42:31Speaker 5: I woke by the time I woke up properly the
- 42:32Speaker 5: next morning. Absolutely so is limping like a baarst that
- 42:37Speaker 5: I was? Yeah, he slowly it warms up across the
- 42:40Speaker 5: course of the day and it gets better and you
- 42:43Speaker 5: think I'm all good here, and then the next night,
- 42:45Speaker 5: same thing happened. So thir third day in a row,
- 42:48Speaker 5: I've worken up with us. It's it is absolutely killing me.
- 42:51Speaker 5: Like I am limping. I need crutches in the morning.
- 42:53Speaker 5: That's how I bearded the limp. Wow wow, occasionally that
- 42:55Speaker 5: longs warm up. Now I've done nothing to it, nothing,
- 42:59Speaker 5: you know, like I haven't been going to the gym.
- 43:01Speaker 5: I haven't been to the gym for six weeks, right,
- 43:03Speaker 5: I haven't run, I haven't I've done nothing. Is this
- 43:08Speaker 5: just what this must be? What happens? It's just all
- 43:11Speaker 5: of a sudden, the thing that's been perfectly fine, it's
- 43:13Speaker 5: just had enough miles on it and just baggers out
- 43:15Speaker 5: like something going to car keys. Yeah, yeah, she just
- 43:18Speaker 5: had enough. It's done. It's done. That hurts now from
- 43:21Speaker 5: now on, that just hurts. So do you think you
- 43:23Speaker 5: have now got like a dicky foot? Well, I do
- 43:27Speaker 5: have a dickey foot, but I don't know how long
- 43:29Speaker 5: the dickiness is going to be there, you know. And
- 43:30Speaker 5: then the missus last night, she goes, oh, I have
- 43:32Speaker 5: some Anika cream. Yeah, a couple of pills, which I
- 43:36Speaker 5: did because she's been a happy well. She likes medicine.
- 43:38Speaker 5: She likes giving you medicine. She looking after me. I
- 43:40Speaker 5: know your missus is indifferent, keysy, but my wife and yours,
- 43:44Speaker 5: Jay say, I look it after us.
- 43:45Speaker 4: Joe, got to be honest. You know, my wife does
- 43:47Speaker 4: that too. She offers me all sorts of homeopathect barms,
- 43:51Speaker 4: remedies and stuff. It's just all bullshit.
- 43:55Speaker 5: Well you take it. You don't take it to make
- 43:57Speaker 5: yourself feel bit of Jay, You take it to make
- 43:59Speaker 5: them feel needs to feel better. Well, she feels better
- 44:04Speaker 5: when she's making other people feel being a key, that's right.
- 44:07Speaker 5: She's not as selfish as your misses. But yeah, I
- 44:11Speaker 5: like Jason's wife, who's who's a mothering instinct, whereas your
- 44:17Speaker 5: wife more of a lone dog.
- 44:19Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, just does her own thing.
- 44:21Speaker 5: A lone dog. I mean, wolf ah cool cool.
- 44:25Speaker 4: And my wife, you know, I feel terrible because I
- 44:29Speaker 4: give a jip about all the bards I know, but
- 44:31Speaker 4: she rubs them in me and that's I mean, I
- 44:34Speaker 4: don't care what the bama is, it's the rubbing.
- 44:36Speaker 5: I like how much you must have like a rubbing?
- 44:41Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
- 44:43Speaker 1: If you let me finish, I was gonna say she
- 44:45Speaker 1: must rubbed a mess of like five litre tub of
- 44:48Speaker 1: nosebarm That's what I was going to say.
- 44:52Speaker 5: But you wouldn't let me. Mogie's wife is really weird.
- 44:58Speaker 2: The Big Show, Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in and
- 45:02Speaker 2: four on Radio Hoki.
- 45:12Speaker 4: Well there you got your man Barsards. That's a big
- 45:14Speaker 4: show done in dust to for your Thursday evening. I'm
- 45:17Speaker 4: going home to ram and the Noodles Fowlers. Oh well,
- 45:20Speaker 4: Ramen is noodles, isn't it with a poached chicken breast
- 45:23Speaker 4: and a sort of gingery chicken broth.
- 45:25Speaker 5: Nice?
- 45:26Speaker 4: You excited for me?
- 45:27Speaker 5: I would have go that far. I hope you enjoy it.
- 45:29Speaker 5: I look forward to hearing about it tomorrow.
- 45:31Speaker 4: Also has a hard boiled egg in it, which I
- 45:33Speaker 4: always enjoy. Best in the world, Yeah, best in the world.
- 45:35Speaker 4: I'm not making it's my wife and the world. Hey
- 45:39Speaker 4: email Listen to the podcast outro. Today, we were talking
- 45:44Speaker 4: about the weather.
- 45:46Speaker 1: It's really like, no one's going to listen to that,
- 45:48Speaker 1: tecking it out. We're talking about the weather. No one cares,
- 45:51Speaker 1: says here we were talking about catchphrases. Here's a clip
- 45:54Speaker 1: of it. Comes out today at seven thirty. If you
- 45:56Speaker 1: like the Big Show, oh give it a search, listen
- 45:59Speaker 1: to more.
- 46:00Speaker 4: I was telling Keezy on the way to the car
- 46:03Speaker 4: after commenting on how busy the bar was on the
- 46:05Speaker 4: corner there, and he said, do you realize how often
- 46:07Speaker 4: you've mentioned that the bar must do well?
- 46:10Speaker 5: Yeah, once a week. But we're going to have standard ship? Yeah,
- 46:18Speaker 5: I think would mind be? You need to sort your
- 46:21Speaker 5: ship out?
- 46:24Speaker 4: I don't know, man, It's just a fascinating chat that
- 46:27Speaker 4: Kezy and I have on the way to the car.
- 46:29Speaker 4: A keazy Yeah.
- 46:30Speaker 5: There's like a relationship because you have those things that
- 46:33Speaker 5: you constantly repeat to your wife, which she doesn't want
- 46:35Speaker 5: to hear.
- 46:35Speaker 4: Yes I do. Actually, yeah, well I comfort myself that
- 46:40Speaker 4: we all have those.
- 46:41Speaker 5: Yeah you know what I mean? Yeahgi's I definitely do.
- 46:45Speaker 4: Yes, here is he definitely one of them?
- 46:49Speaker 5: Legends? Is another one to do? Is another one? What's
- 46:52Speaker 5: that babe? Backbone? Babes is another. Yeah, I got plenty.
- 46:55Speaker 5: But yeah, then there's other observations that I'll make like that,
- 46:58Speaker 5: like Jason's got there, that I'll make with my wife,
- 47:02Speaker 5: which I've got no doubt. She hates my gats for
- 47:04Speaker 5: saying yeah you yes, I don't need to hear it again.
- 47:07Speaker 5: They've heard of a million times. Get some new lines.
- 47:10Speaker 5: You bore me, Yeah, because she's quite hate and look, yeah,
- 47:18Speaker 5: I don't know, keys, the more you talk about this,
- 47:20Speaker 5: you think I should break up with her, Jesus, I
- 47:23Speaker 5: don't know. That's the thing, because it feels to me
- 47:25Speaker 5: like your wife's been getting your ear because she's got
- 47:27Speaker 5: a real problem with other people being happy. Yeah, I
- 47:30Speaker 5: tell you what you started, your wife jays.
- 47:33Speaker 4: When I do that, you know what, my wife says,
- 47:35Speaker 4: what man? And that's when I know. So you've said, yeah,
- 47:40Speaker 4: go okay, okay, yeah, okay, fine, forget it.
- 47:46Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 47:47Speaker 4: Oh we in the spare room tonight. Thanks very much. Hey.
- 47:51Speaker 1: Listen to The Big Show four to seven every week,
- 47:55Speaker 1: of course, and if you've enjoyed it, you can get
- 47:56Speaker 1: a full highlights package plus bonus content. Every night at
- 47:59Speaker 1: seven thirty the podcast comes.
- 48:00Speaker 4: Out The one Have a good staggy there, Kezia. I
- 48:04Speaker 4: don't want massive hooded eyes Naisally keysy on the Monday.
- 48:09Speaker 5: So you've said ye tomorrow