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Barely Live #55 - Tarpon Heavy · Barely Live

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  You ever ready shot top because I'm okay you can use some of our American
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  Express miles to get your tickets. Hello, what hello? What listen up?
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  But like your door so nobody, I jump in your car and told
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  you, how is that? Paul? It means so much to me?
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  Did you guys? Miss me? I think your bedazzled jeans are too tight.
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  I'm drinking a very large beard tonight, Mexican hellot thing? So what?
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  Hello? What listen up? Old DJ PAULI on the ones and two
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  is but it's only sound box. He's a master y'all don't know this.
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  He's giving that freemand it's not like we don't have like a prerecorded uh spiel.
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  Paul just sits here and like ones and two is that thing? Like
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  a DJ? Just take Can I introduce shall too? The turtle Box ambient
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  sound on the background. Oh yeah, I would love to hear would love
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  to hear that. Okay, here it comes, thanks, let's turn it
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  up first, we'll bring it back down. Yeah, we can always start
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  loud, come down. Yes, that's nice. Here it is. Yeah,
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  it's really so. We've teamed up now with turtle Box. Yeah,
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  along with frigging Rome, Freggy Rum. Yeah, you got the lifetime supply
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  Freger Rum for growing birds. Um, what do you have to do for
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  the turtle box? Just just be friends with them, just the friends I
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  called. We're friends of the podcast. Yeah, these are there, not
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  rolling him sponsors, they're not paying us to get by And this is not
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  survival on sponsorships. It's more of a friend thing where we like these products
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  already and half of it has these things. So we're just like helping them
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  out if they can help us out. And it sounds great. So you
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  guys are gonna get turtleboxes essentially, Yeah, that'd be Uh what color do
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  you want? Yeah, I heard you want to you're getting all particular on
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  colors. Well yeah, I mean, if if we're being picky, it's
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  got to be either white because you know my boat's white and C phone.
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  But if if given the options you think they'll make Yeah, we got frigger
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  Rum on the table. If if we think they make me a custom C
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  phone one. I haven't seen a C phone either. I don't think it's
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  gonna happen. I think I could get them to do it. Oh,
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  you just let them know. I'll take anything I can get I'm gonna be
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  nice like that too, and just actually I've already got one. Well,
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  yeah, the thing is like we've all used them, and I you know,
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  I don't have one of my own, but I've been All my buddies
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  have them. We all fish with them. And you can guarantee that we
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  will never be friends with anybody on this podcast since we're not calm sponsors that
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  we don't actually use, because yeah, that's the whole idea. That's very
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  true. And we're also doing that with Beheo sunglasses. The cool thing about
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  this turtle boxes. The other day, Memorial Day went out, Me and
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  Germs went and did the beach thing out on Sandy Point, and we you
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  know, we got little kids, so we went out there early. I
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  didn't have to deal with the boat ramp crap, and then I got off
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  the water early so I didn't have to deal with the drunks after. So
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  it's perfect. Um, But you can link two of these things together so
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  you get like stereo sound. They'll talk to each other, only two of
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  them, but they so we set two of them up on the beach behind
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  us, and we had stereo sound for our music. Like that's amazing.
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  Yeah, it's yeah, it's cool there. Now they do have to be
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  of the same like model model yeah yeah, but they like like stream like
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  if you wanted to, like watch a football game on your phone is streamed.
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  Yea sound anything that's Bluetooth capable can rect like if you're watching someone YouTube,
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  it can go to the sound. We'll go through that things. And
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  you can also plug in a microphone if you like doing karaoke. No,
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  yeah, like a little eighth of an inch input, not like the big
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  Yeah, do we have time today, Doug, if you're gonna do karaoke
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  after this turtle box karaoke, Yeah, you need to get this thing elevated
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  though, like you're saying, yeah, we're gonna get the music for this
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  is the first time, not blessing still keep the traditional background music. Well,
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  Paul, here in your studio, we have no shortage of random boxing.
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  I'm certain we can just stack it was this find one of the leaning
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  piles and just like it's like a big puzzle with it's just you know,
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  it's crazy. I mean, there's a printer over there. I'm pretty sure
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  it's not done anything since nineteen ninety eight. I actually need to uplug that
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  one. I got this one now, so that one. Next thing,
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  and that's the ridiculous thing is like half the stuff stacked in here is like
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  fine art that like people would love and pay a lot of money to have
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  hanging their house. And Paul has got it. Like literally a scene in
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  Caddyshack where she he walks in, She's like, here's a sixty three thousand
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  dollars check. He's like keep it that like that nap over there, that
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  might as well be in the trash that paint. Yeah, but the painting
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  is screwed up. I don't like the art on it. That might that's
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  a trash piece. Jesus help us all trash. Yeah. I love this
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  place though. It makes me feel good and said, yeah it really does.
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  All right, Well, so you know, the whole idea when we
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  started this thing was we're dropping the tailgate down. We just got through fishing.
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  We're gonna drip beer and hang out. That's what the whole idea of
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  the Turtle Boxes. Yeah. So so so now Turtle Boxes sponsoring the music
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  that that one guy on our comment field really hates. I'm really sorry.
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  Yeah. So now it's more of an ambient sound ambionest. So before we
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  kind of dive into the bullshit segment, which we normally call that, this
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  call this that, we've had a couple of beers down at the whale um.
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  They're friends of the podcast too, I guess. Wonderful group of guys.
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  So yeah, I don't know if we've got any word from them directly
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  yet, but hey, mister light, they've been here for like every every
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  single one. It's coming. They're very prevalent. Um. We're gonna get
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  ahold of Nicki mill Later from Millhouse Podcasts and talk to him just about how
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  the podcast started, where they got the idea, what they're doing, how
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  they're doing it, and anything else that comes in between. So get your
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  questions ready. He goes, Am, I really gonna be on like the
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  whole show, Like if you want to be, I mean, we can
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  work it out, but I think you're gonna just be safe with the twenty
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  minutes we'll be on the phone with you. Yeah. The only other sponsor
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  I think we need to think about his BUCkies. Okay, Okay, we
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  can please freaks me out, man. It's also but I always find myself
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  in there. My thing is like I'm not gonna like I have my drive
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  south all dialed into or like I stopped in the same spots pretty much south
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  of Saint Augustine. Yeah, and it's like I've got it like Palm Beach
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  or Palm Yeah, Palm that sounds like a song, Palm City or whatever
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  pass off. Yeah. So like I've got like all my stops. I'm
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  not altering my plan for BUCkies, Like I'm just not and I'm not gonna.
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  I don't care about BUCkies like I care about getting wherever the hell I'm
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  going and not being in Florida on the highway any longer than I have to
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  be. So yeah, I just I'm never gonna see BUCkies. Unlet's they
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  put one at one of my predsance stopping the middle of Florida. So when
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  I went. So I went to the Keys twice in the last three weeks.
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  In the first one, well, the first one was when I left
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  at seven and fifteen at night. Yes, it had to be down there,
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  you know by the morning. So I got let's see, I got
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  six audio little just diaries that I recorded on the way down there. Are
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  you high on red bull? I was high on adderall yes. Um.
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  The first couple. I'm not. I didn't. I didn't take it until
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  I needed it. I've never taken that stuff and someone gave it to me.
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  Like, trust me, I don't know. You're driving to the night.
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  It's gonna be the best time to test out how I know. Let's
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  just say, fine motor skills. That's all I'm gonna work. Boy,
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  it was were you John? You want to hear one of these? Ye?
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  Like, it's probably a minute and a half. It starts, it's
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  one twenty four. You want to hear the first one? We'll just stagger
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  him for the whole show. I'm good. Yeahs bleed him in. Okay
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  everyone ninety eight? Am Bard was looking at about it. Am driving the
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  ground as they should be. The Lord, I'll be, you know,
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  making the middle note, driving to be recording. Uh maybe we guys can
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  get the stop in front of it. I don't know. Might be by
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  the time the four in the mornings around, it'll be really terrible. But
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  a couple of things. What's down? Stars? Game? I was looking
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  for best twon a half hours of entertainment, but not even half way in
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  the game, Stars, that was down. I've already done with that.
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  I will say, I got the Cheetos the aliena chutter choses be the best
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  chip ever made ever. Yeah, they are damn good. Adderalls don't even
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  at all. Yeah, yeah, I'm three hours away from Adderall. If
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  we can tell when you get out of it, yeah, that'd be funny.
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  No, I don't know it's funny. It's like Adderall like it's an
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  infan But like for people who really have ADHD, it calms them down.
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  It doesn't tweak them out. But like, yeah, folks whose brains are
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  not wired wrong, it's it's it's all meth. It's literally just so I
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  start to get in the twitchies. You know when you're driving, you start
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  just kind of just starting having this weird like feeling in your mind, like
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  that's not really tired. This it's almost like this weird like uncomfortable of like
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  your brain is just like knocking on the door, like dude, let's go
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  to bed man, what are we doing? It's humming. So it's about
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  eleven forty five. I took a hafsky of that thing, and from twelve
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  fifteen to five forty five when I pulled them there, I do not remember
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  anything. It was like a time war. Now I remember, I remember
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  driving and being focused and safe. Yeah, and like pinned to the wheel,
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  pinned to the I remember like seeing that hard rock hotel when you're coming
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  into my end. Oh yeah, guitar like that. It's a big guitar.
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  It's like four in the morning. I always feel cheated though, that
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  they didn't just go ahead and finish the neck and yeah, and it's like,
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  I mean, I know, huge, strange. You ever got to
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  like tune them? Do you want to help tune it? Hey? Man,
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  this looks unfinished, like table guy. I know it is, but
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  it looks unfinished the way they ended it at the top of it. Just
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  I don't know, No, I agree, Like, I mean, you
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  put all this effort in design in the world's largest guitar or whatever, and
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  then you just stop like that make that. It's kind of like a bad
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  movie where it starts out great and then they just go, you know what,
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  I quit. Yeah, I don't even know what to do it.
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  Actually, Carl, my brother in law, knows these big log and tall
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  things ain't gonna show up anymore. He's done. Let me wrap this up.
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  Yeah it is, But you know what, It's funny. It's like
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  you always think, like when I see that thing, because you're cutting over
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  to the turnpike usually right there, you're on the wrong you're gonna turn back,
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  but you're getting over to Would you do you go sent five? I
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  want so when did the adderall hit? So five hours in halfway you're just
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  right around West Palm Beach probably that's telling them to be about and about hours
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  it hit around daytime? Well, then about it. I don't want to
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  have to day to you that little Daytona was built on that or all.
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  He was like, I wonder about whicheveryone. Well you know you do that
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  little change where you get off the thing and do that back highway. Yeah,
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  yeah, well that's the turnpike. Yeah, that's about when I started
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  really flying high fancy free. Right. That's that's Fort Pierce usually or somewhere
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  around there. So we're just chugging water. I had gate a lot of
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  Gator reads. I had a good snack mix sunflower seeds. May you know
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  my problem like, and I don't like have a prosa just or anything like
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  my problems. I drink too much fluids when I'm in the car and I
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  can't make it between gat stops and I got a pee and it's not like
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  I gotta like, you know, old process people got a little squirre to
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  pee and no, man, it's like a gallon of But like I'm in
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  pain by the time I stopped to being I'm like, why did I drink
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  two liters of water? Thinking that was a normal amount of water to drink.
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  I remember in the car, I remember reading tips on driving a long
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  way, and you know, none of them said started seven p m.
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  They all said get at least eight and nine hours of sleep and go early
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  in the morning. Oh yeah, in the heat of the day. And
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  they all said stay very hydrated. Took a lot of water. So it
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  took a lot of water, and that I feel like that helped me.
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  I didn't have to peel all the time. Bye, it goes through me.
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  But I don't drink a lot of water all the time. So yeah,
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  I've always wondered what NASCAR drivers did. Yeah, what did they do?
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  Probably condom catheter? Oh like yeah, really they just they just let
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  it go. Well, no, you put a condom calf on condom calf
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  So like at the hospital, if we don't want to put a real catheter
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  in you, because those are infection risks. It's a condom, except instead
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  of being sealed at the end, it's got a little like thing and you
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  put a two hook a tube to it and you just piss and it goes
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  down a two bandol bag and you could have a bag on your leg and
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  just piss in it. And I mean, it doesn't leak. I've thought
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  about it for the drives, Like, if I really had to power there
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  like what you did, I'd probably borrowed a leg bag on a condom calf
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  from working, because right before a row started this fall said, you know
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  what, let's just talk about now I'm explaining condom cast y'all. It's yeah,
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  it's it's literally it looks just like condom, except it's sticky instead of
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  slimy because it has to stay on. So that's kind of nice. So
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  you roll it up, you roll it down on the sticky he's on the
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  shaft, roll down the shaft and it stays on there. You hook it
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  to the tube, just be away. Man actually doesn't sound bad. It's
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  not. I mean really, I mean, you're not gonna leak anywhere they
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  work? Fine if it dead Man was that astro. Later on the pilot
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  at two am. Yeah, it's just so look at this picture. George
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  Martin, Sir officer. I haven't been drinking, just kissed myself. That's
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  a toad of a permit. Easier. That is a big permit. Wow,
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  got a snorkel. I guess I want to say they handed. Yeah,
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  he probably did. That. Man's an animal. He's probably getting some
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  underwater mental pictures for I wish he could see this. Yeah, that's I
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  mean, it's everything's hard to tell for him, but it's a large,
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  large permit. All right, Well that's a buzz. What's that? Why
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  don't you tell people what she's doing down there? And um so yeah,
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  so that's that a nothing we can do about it, okay. Nice.
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  I remember in the other recording when you heard it, like right when they
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  started playing to the Keys about seven am, five five, and I went
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  pulled up at Jared Jared's house to do the Silver Kings show. Nice and
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  so understandably he was very worried about me showing up like it's six am to
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  go fishing at six am after driving all night, Yeah, and having to
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  be on camera like yeah, personality and nothing makes a great you know recording
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  TV show than a guy that's been driving for eleven hours with no sleep.
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  I'm sure he was like, Man, that's gonna be great. It's gonna
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  be great for this is it's gonna be movie matches. That's what the adderalls
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  for. Well, I kind of failed to tell him and that until I
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  got there. He goes, well, we decided to push it back to
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  eleven. That way we can do a sunset recording, which they hadn't done
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  that before. So he was like kind of pumped about. It all worked
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  out. Yeah, and there's some things in details I don't want to say
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  until the show comes out. I don't you know, just how to respect
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  those guys. But the point it was, it was a lot of fun.
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  We started fishing on eleven. He wanted me to take a nap and
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  I did not. I wouldn't was not able to take a nap atall.
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  Wait, wait, did you tell everybody in the future how they can see
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  this show? Yeah, so it'll come out in January on NBC Sports on
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  Saturday morning is like an eight or nine in the morning, but calendars come
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  on nap calendar. So we we did the eleven o'clock start and we went
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  back to flamingo, saw some fish, did our stuff there, and then
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  with the idea of being out of the water to like around sunset, and
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  at that time there was a possible worm hatch that was going to maybe go
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  on nice and I can't, you know, disclose whether that happened or not.
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  You'll have to wait and see. But yeah, it was awesome.
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  It was neat Just the weight of the weight of fishing with your buddies is
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  already kind of like I'm not gonna say pressure, but everyone spent their time
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  and money to get here. If I'm on the ballot, even with one
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  of you guys, it's like and there's fish happening, it's like, man,
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  you want to catch a fish, but you throw that that a guide
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  who's never you've never fished with, you've met a couple of times, that's
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  very well known not sleeping for not sleeping. That hadn't even started to affect
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  me yet. And then you got the camera boat. Yeah, you got
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  the camera boat. And that the weight of that camera that is like,
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  you know, forty feet behind you, it feels like it's on your back,
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  you know, like just it was a fun experience. Though everything worked
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  out right. We got a good episode. I think, Um, obviously
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  we'll find out when it comes out. But it was a fun experience.
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  And the next day you do interviews like the day where you sit down and
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  kind of the cameras, you know, all that stuff. And then I
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  overlapped with Flounder, a buddy mine from Texas, which I know, you
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  know, I don't know if you've ever met. I don't him. He's
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  on rascobs Instagram a lot, so he's familiar with his face when I saw
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  your pictures. He's like a Will Avid, you know, just always coming
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  up with something funny and a good fisherman. Yeah, good fisherman. He
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  won the Hermanucer and Tarpet Cup, and I think he's trying to get in
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  some more events down there, um doing all that stuff. Um. So
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  then I and then for those for filming day. In the night of the
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  filming, my stomach just started. I wonder why the stuff, and it
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  felt like I was kind of sick to my stomach and a nauseating feeling.
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  I drank tons of water still and it just would not go away. On
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  top of I've been up for like thirty six hours or whatever. Yeah,
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  for sure. And so by the time I drove back on Saturday, I
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  was finally starting to feel kind of normal, So you throw like the Wednesday,
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  Thursday, Friday feeling weird, and then Saturday felt normal and I had
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  to drive back, came back for a week, did the paintings for the
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  Donal Holly Tournament or finished them up, mailed them, and then drove back
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  again because I had planned on doing this. Yeah, I did it all
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  over again without chemicals and actually woke up in a normal time and did the
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  drive. Yeah. So, and the fishing was tough. I fish.
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  I mainly went there for the tournament and to be there around the people and
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  kind of be part of the the event and just be there. So fishing
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  was definitely a thing. It was a bonus. Yeah. Fish with Kenny
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  Atkinson around Big Pine on Thursday. Weather was tough. We just kind of
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  hop scots looking for light. Yeah, got off the water a little early.
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  I casted a too tarp and that was tough. And that was one
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  of the days in the tournament that didn't catch shit. Just one of those
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  days. And then to have fish at the Rummels and we went out in
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  Oceanside. They were really helping me get some photography, some reference material with
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  the drone, and it turned into fishing. We really weren't gonna fishing because
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  the weather kind of sucked at the beginning, but all of a sudden,
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  the sky opened up and you're there, Look we can see fish. Now
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  about the keys man, Yeah, we got three hours of fishing. I
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  don't like the weather. Just wait five minutes. Yeah, back at the
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  dog by three. I had to go get ready and check into a new
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  hotel and then go to the event. And it all worked out perfectly in
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  Deaney, Greg Deaney and Evan Cruthers ended up winning the Holly. They won
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  the Golden Fly, then the Holly, and they're they're on the They're on
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  the trapping block for the whole triple Crown. Total rats boys. So it
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  was really cool to see them win. And uh, I had a good
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  three weeks. It was pretty hectic and fun, but brought to you by
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  it out at all. Yeah, I don't. I can't for that stuff,
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  man, I just got all fashion can either, I found out.
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  Yeah, So in hindsight, what's what's better? Is it sleeping and getting
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  up early and going or is it going in the middle of the night and
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  just ripping some method. I have an opinion on this, and I've dialed
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  it in over the years. What it sounds fun When I was uh what
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  when I was younger. All we are, all we ever did was exactly
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  what Paul did, minus the Adderall I never did that. We always would
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  leave at like six or seven pm, and so we could be there at
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  o dark thirty five launched. The boat goes straight in fishing, and we
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  wouldn't when Yeah, but even then, you know you don't sleep well in
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  a car. But so we did that. That was what we used to
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  be. Like. As I got older, my moving out is I wake
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  up at midnight. I'll lay down like I'll lay down at seven mate early.
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  I'll get three four hours of sleep called a good nap. Then I
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  get up at midnight and I'm out and on the road by one. You're
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  clear of Jacksonville before any morning traffic picks up or anything like that. And
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  there's really nothing much below JACKSONVILLTI you hit South Florida. I don't give a
• 22:00
  fuck A few at South Florida at three in the morning, that's it's a
• 22:03
  ship show. Yeah, that doesn't matter. So I never try to plan
• 22:06
  South Florida. But if I can clear Jacksonville before say six thirty seven am,
• 22:11
  I'm a happy guy because you can go right through town, you don't
• 22:12
  have any traffic, and then you know, and then the lower part you're
• 22:17
  not worried so much about because they did a lot of construction at night.
• 22:19
  So once you get kind of blow Jacksonville, you're not worried about a whole
• 22:22
  lot of construction and ship because you's a daytime at that point. This rush
• 22:25
  out. But and then yeah, and then it's usually i've door to door
• 22:29
  doing that. I can usually be an alam Road in ten ten and a
• 22:32
  half hours. Yeah, it's pretty much ten both times. Yeah, I
• 22:37
  took me fourteen this year. Oh with a boat though, but well no,
• 22:41
  every year has a boat. But it was only because well we had
• 22:44
  a flat tire and had to change that. But then they were working on
• 22:48
  the road. It's two of those hours was sitting on a one in like
• 22:52
  in alam Roado waiting because they had the road shut down doing road work.
• 22:56
  I sat in the car for two hours at least. There you're on the
• 22:59
  pretty bridges with the water and ship, but you're just sitting What gets me
• 23:02
  at night, though, is when you start when your eyes start paying too
• 23:04
  much attention to oncoming traffic lights with oh yeah, where are you out and
• 23:10
  your eyes are constantly yeah. But that this time here is something sun comes
• 23:18
  up at like six, so like you're only driving in the dark for you
• 23:21
  know, three or four hours, and it's daylight driving the rest of the
• 23:23
  time. That's sure it works out. I'm telling you, man, this
• 23:26
  is my my modified plan formula. Yeah, it's really good. Y'all want
• 23:30
  to hear another voice memo? Oh of course I do. That's one on
• 23:34
  all. Remember you want to just skip to a Yeah, give me one.
• 23:38
  Okay, let's see. Let's see BUCkies. I don't think it was
• 23:42
  quite there yet, but let's just has been accomplished. Wasn't there? Use
• 23:49
  the restroom, saw the arts show they have in the hallway, saw the
• 23:55
  people really smell them. I got a little little chicken burrito or chicken taco,
• 24:04
  and you know, going to Bucky's at twelve fifteen at night, a
• 24:11
  lot of things not available, and uh that went to the Sunflowers seat is
• 24:19
  and I just can't find the old standard David barbecues it more, which is
• 24:23
  frustrating. I got some deals I got the big skill, which I can
• 24:29
  handle that. And I'm out about to get half back on the highway for
• 24:33
  another five hours of driving, probably stopping taking half at some point, and
• 24:37
  I'll be with you all later with an update. Uh nothing too crazy right
• 24:41
  now. Um, listening to some talk radio and uh, feeling good about
• 24:47
  it. Feeling good? Okay, next up to everybody check back here.
• 24:56
  I lost some skittles. I did have the Barry Skittles, the purple skirts,
• 25:03
  sugar high. Yeah. Yeah, that's awesome. Um, yeah that
• 25:07
  sounds too bad. No, man, it was it was. You just
• 25:11
  want to hear the one. Let's see the last one, Okay, I
• 25:15
  think this is Let's start that. You were feeling safe and driving, well
• 25:29
  you can speaking, let's start it over. I have no idea what that
• 25:32
  was, all right, three thirty in the morning. So, my dad,
• 25:51
  you always used this turn for the tollway in Dallas, Dallas toy turn
• 25:57
  tight. So what the hell is the turnpike? Like the pike is the
• 26:07
  road in the turn? What does the turn means to the pipe? Like?
• 26:12
  What is the turnpike? And m is that kind of a general name
• 26:21
  for it? Always? Like why is this whoway a third pike because I
• 26:26
  feel it's only used now for hallways. And also you canna you cannot escape
• 26:34
  they dan toll roads in South Florida. It's all the book out. That's
• 26:48
  like the guy the Florida non turnpike, non toll roads deals like can you
• 26:56
  go anywhere without the camera? I got hold huge bull. I'm shot.
• 27:08
  It's crazy that next my next point seven four highway. Yeah, I want
• 27:15
  to know what the hell turn is? Can't you get anywhere without? So
• 27:26
  we're gonna come up. We're gonna come out with us again. Yeah,
• 27:32
  let's talk it all the drop line. When need you get the phone number
• 27:37
  back? Okay, what the hell is a turnpike? What is it?
• 27:41
  It's just another word for a toll road. Why is it called the turnpike?
• 27:45
  You got Google somewhere. I don't know, man, I'm sure it
• 27:47
  came from that sounded like a scene from cops. I had a mouth.
• 27:55
  I'm sorry, but can you explain something to me? Boy? I had
• 27:59
  a mouth full of seeds and it was excessive. I'd usually like I try
• 28:04
  to avoid, like not that the turn bikes that expensive, but the Florida's
• 28:08
  a turnbike. I try to avoid it. But usually I'll get on about
• 28:11
  West Palm, but then when I'm coming home, I don't get off of
• 28:15
  it until Fort Pierce. I got I follow it because after that at Fort
• 28:18
  Pierce it turns Inland and goes to Orlando, and you gotta get off that
• 28:21
  much. So what a turnpike is is a section of highway designed to lead
• 28:26
  you from one area to another. Okay, isn't that just what every highway
• 28:32
  doesn't take? But from one area to another? Yeah, I mean it's
• 28:37
  it's supposed to like rerout you exactly well. And also I think too it
• 28:41
  is. It's not for thruits, like it's not for street traffic. It's
• 28:45
  for you today. If you're trying to go past Miami, but you don't
• 28:49
  want to get off of an exit in Miami, a turnpikes your option.
• 28:53
  Versus if you needed to get off of whatever down town Miami, you would
• 28:56
  stay on ninety five. Like, isn't Alligator Alley technically one big turnpike?
• 29:00
  I don't know. I don't know about that. I know, I mean
• 29:03
  I never crossed it. I've never I've crossed forty forty one. Once it
• 29:07
  called or it goes across there, it doesn't matter. Yeah, forty one
• 29:10
  is in Atlanta, so they have. Okay, so if they have let's
• 29:14
  say you have one interstate and you have another interstate already constructed and established.
• 29:19
  If you want to join or merge those two interstates, isn't that a turnpike.
• 29:26
  I have no idea. Somebody can wrong. Guy would love to drop
• 29:30
  us, drop us a line on the old Instagram because about a sip of
• 29:34
  frigate. Hey, I m hm, well, regardless, you took a
• 29:41
  turnpike. I took a turnpike I got so yeah, I got there at
• 29:45
  five. I got there at like five forty, and you know, my
• 29:48
  plan was to take a couple of different naps. I did not need those
• 29:51
  naps, so I thought i'd be shown up to Jersey like seven. He
• 29:56
  said, text me when you're thirty minutes away. So I wouldn't get the
• 29:59
  text him at five fift in the morning. So I got to his place
• 30:00
  at five forty and I just kind of the idea was to lay in my
• 30:08
  van. I just laid in my van, just laid there staring at the
• 30:15
  ZeLing. Yeah, and it like six ten. I texted him and he
• 30:18
  goes, okay, you're out there. Yeah, I go, yeah,
• 30:21
  I am, and you know, it's just dark. It's the lights kind
• 30:23
  of coming up, creating shadows. And he came around his corner and he's
• 30:26
  just this huge dude. He like, I'm like and I'm kind of out
• 30:30
  of it, and I'm like, hey, what's up. And he's like,
• 30:33
  yeah, you made it up? Yeah him fine, man, fine,
• 30:37
  Yeah, but he's he's like probably six four fucking big dude. He's
• 30:41
  the Tucker size into me exactly. Yeah. And when this come when they
• 30:45
  come out of the shadows six in the morning on after driving a yeah,
• 30:49
  man, yeah, you're like, you know, he's your buddy, but
• 30:52
  your brain goes into like self defense. Yeah, like I'm gonna kick him
• 30:55
  in the nuts and how I can throw some flower seed bags at you.
• 31:00
  But no, he was great, man. He got to hang out with
• 31:02
  his family and his wife and his kids. His kids are just locked and
• 31:03
  loaded. Man. They do not run out of batteries. He's got his
• 31:07
  hands full with those two boys. They love fishing and doing everything down there.
• 31:11
  Though. We had a little party there Friday night and Owen Gaylor came.
• 31:15
  He was down in town with his wife, so he had a little
• 31:18
  social event to kind of round out the week, and uh, yeah it
• 31:22
  was a blast, man, it was fun. And then what might be
• 31:26
  fun if we have time later to call Owen and ask him what he thinks
• 31:29
  the Turnpike is. He probably have a decent answer, probably some old cowboys
• 31:34
  story. Oh yeah, it'll be Bill. You know about General Bill Turnpike.
• 31:42
  Yeah, well, General Bill turnpas won the War of eighteen twelve.
• 31:49
  Was a matter of fact, broke every finger on his right hand. Yeah,
• 31:53
  damn right, he did that. Well, should we phase out of
• 32:00
  this and uh, take a little break, do some rainstorm and then call
• 32:02
  Nikki. Yeah. Yeah, to y'all, it'll be like thirty seconds,
• 32:05
  but to us it might be a minute. Yeah, to us it will
• 32:07
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• 36:00
  I like the city council. Mean, I've been blessed with the honor because
• 36:04
  I know the rumbles to sit in on a few city council. Yeah,
• 36:07
  and it's uh, if you don't know what we're talking about, City council.
• 36:10
  There's a section of the laurelide deck that you don't sit in unless you're
• 36:15
  allowed to sit there, and everybody's labeled it. Yeah, that's probably where
• 36:21
  I've sat, and the chairs, the chairs are the guys that they have
• 36:23
  their own chairs, and like even like the people all get there, like
• 36:27
  if that guy's out there, that chair stays empty, like you just don't
• 36:30
  ye and so yeah, and then they call it city council. I've been
• 36:32
  blessed with just hovering the periphery and listen to those old dudes and old ladies
• 36:37
  and everybody that hangs out there. It's awesome. It's just a cool little
• 36:39
  community that lives. Council or town eating or something. Yeah, I forget
• 36:43
  what the sign says. Do they call themselves the city council? Yeah?
• 36:45
  Do they have count printers? Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure beings.
• 36:51
  Yeah. I never eat there. I just drink beer. So there are
• 36:53
  the French fries. It's all good. It's just all like comes in on
• 36:58
  the Cisco truck. It's really maybe they have nice food. I don't know
• 37:01
  that I've ever eaten. And it's really cool. So when we were,
• 37:06
  when we were, yeah, it would be yeah, even launch from there
• 37:08
  or if there was like a ramp and guides and stuff, that'd be interesting.
• 37:12
  So the tournaments to launch out of there, not me when we were
• 37:16
  when we were fishing. Uh, when I was fishing with Robin Chandra,
• 37:20
  Uh, she goes, she goes, oh my god, that those fish
• 37:24
  going away. There was like a meat wad situation. I'm like, dude,
• 37:27
  that would be a band name. And then you got so whinney that
• 37:31
  you could hear Rob's pants. Those are audible pants. Dude, that's a
• 37:36
  fucking band name too. So they were we were working around with I think
• 37:39
  Tucker had some big floppy pants on one day and it was yeah, and
• 37:43
  we were like, so, oh, week, I don't know what's going
• 37:45
  on. They had a bunch of helicopters around though, like that were like
• 37:47
  training or something. There's chinooks like the big double black yeah, we saw,
• 37:51
  and then there were just some huge I don't know blackhawks and stuff that,
• 37:53
  but they were all I don't they had different label. They weren't military,
• 37:57
  but there were something and uh, but they kept flying like down the
• 38:00
  line, like all day. They'd be flying up and down, just down
• 38:01
  the tarpet line and uh, like me and Mike saying teller, They're like
• 38:07
  you'd hear Tucker's pants. Were like like there comes to the helicopters again.
• 38:10
  And one of us like nah of Tucker's pants, like those things were,
• 38:15
  Like, I'm still hung on about meat wide. Yeah that's uh I've only
• 38:21
  ever heard that from the rummos. But yeah, like you get those big
• 38:22
  like balls of fish. Yeah that's good. I've only seen a couple of
• 38:27
  meat wide situations in my life. That's a bad name, apparently. So
• 38:30
  I told Nikki where that was not on purpose? Sorry about that. That's
• 38:37
  what happens when I switched things around. So we're not gonna have music for
• 38:40
  good minutes. We're gonna call Nikki in the second anyway. So it's all
• 38:44
  work. It's all works out. Is that Ted Nugent? Oh yeah,
• 38:45
  kind of Um, So we're gonna call Nikki here in a second, give
• 38:51
  him five minutes. I just give him the five minute warning. It's kind
• 38:54
  of like football. Yeah. Well, for those that don't know who Nicki
• 38:59
  Mill is, he's the other half of the Millhouse podcast. I mean you
• 39:04
  hear like three words out of him every third episode. But his daddy is
• 39:08
  uh Andy mil the famous tar fisherman. And they do a hell of a
• 39:12
  podcast, an actual serious one unlike ours, and they basically mean the whole
• 39:17
  theory. I will let him explain it, but the gist of it is
• 39:21
  that they are trying to basically record the stories a lot of these South Florida
• 39:27
  legends. Um before these guys died. I mean to be blunt because I
• 39:30
  mean, he's getting old looking up there in years and these guys are the
• 39:32
  guys a pioneered what we do today. So the I think the goal of
• 39:36
  their podcast, and like I said, Nicky can elaborate on them, but
• 39:37
  I think their goal is to try to get these stories recorded for posterity so
• 39:43
  that they don't die with the men that created them. So, which is
• 39:46
  pretty cool man. Yeah, I mean that's that's admirable. And they've done
• 39:49
  a lot of work. They drive all over the place and track these guys
• 39:52
  down and yeah, do serious interviews. We make fun of them, but
• 39:54
  you know that's where are they talking to you, Paul? Never uh,
• 40:04
  if they want to talk about tarpan stories, I am not the guy to
• 40:07
  call or permit or bonefish. Yeah, pretty much. I'm I'm useless.
• 40:10
  I don't even paint anything pretty so like I'm really out well, like even
• 40:15
  I told Jared, I hope you didn't bring me here for my tarpet abilities.
• 40:20
  Right, let's go ahead and try to holler at him. Yeah,
• 40:22
  yeah, he knows five minutes means a minute and half right exactly. So
• 40:30
  are we doing this? Yeah? Oh I get it, like we'll hear
• 40:35
  him, but he's gonna to hear us to the phone thing, Nikki,
• 40:39
  can you hear us? Yeah, buddy, into the Yeah, well we're
• 40:45
  dealing with some U let's see, go ahead and talk. Let me see
• 40:47
  make sure we're gonna sound check on this. Yeah, he's not going to
• 40:54
  the system. Let me let me change little churd here. Hold in a
• 40:57
  second. Sorry, buddy, that's tested it earlier and it was working great.
• 41:01
  Yeah. Nah, he's definitely wasn't in there last time. This is
• 41:06
  this is the awesome production that we put on. Are you there? Yeah,
• 41:10
  I'm here man, Wow, got now we're working. Now, we're
• 41:16
  working. You still didn't answer the goddamn question. Talk to me. What
• 41:20
  was the question? We didn't hear it? Are we are? We live?
• 41:22
  Barely? Yeah? Yeah, okay, all right, you're you're live
• 41:27
  to a recorded device that will be somewhat live in about three hours when the
• 41:30
  world gets to have it. But it's live in the sense that we don't
• 41:34
  do any editing or cut any of the crap out. So, yeah,
• 41:37
  you're live awesome. How does it feel? How does it feel to be
• 41:40
  live? Hold on? I want to say something first, come on,
• 41:45
  come on, I want to say that I'm a big fan of what you
• 41:46
  guys are doing. I love this. Well, we appreciate it, buddy,
• 41:51
  and we're a big fan of what you do. And and uh,
• 41:53
  you and your pops do. We were just talking about it kind of an
• 41:57
  intro before we called you, and uh, we're pumped. Have you let
• 42:00
  us waste a little time of yours this afternoon? So thank you? Yeah,
• 42:05
  of course. Man, I don't know why you guys want to talk
• 42:06
  to me, but uh, well fine, I think you guys have the
• 42:08
  best, funniest, most hilarious podcasts out there, so keep well, keep
• 42:13
  on doing you guys, and it's it's awesome. A lot of people are
• 42:15
  tuning it. Well, you're not only one of the hottest guys and fly
• 42:19
  fis right now, you're running one of the best podcasts out there. And
• 42:22
  that actually leads to just the first question, how did And I'm sure it's
• 42:25
  a little bit more, you know, comp I don't know if it's complicated,
• 42:30
  but sure there's more to it. But how did you guys finally come
• 42:32
  up with the idea of doing this and how long did it take for y'all
• 42:36
  to finally push record on the recorder? Oh man, I've told this quite
• 42:43
  a few times, I mean sounding a broken record, but I you know,
• 42:45
  I would say it took about a year to convince my dad to actually
• 42:51
  dive in and do this, okay, And the whole the whole concept was
• 42:54
  basically, like, dude, I like grew up, you know, fishing
• 42:59
  with my dad and then we go out to eat or have a beer with
• 43:01
  Chico and and Steve Huff and Dustin and all these like I mean growing up.
• 43:08
  You know, when I was in middle school in high school, people
• 43:12
  would look at like Michael Jordan and uh Ronald though, and I'd be looking
• 43:15
  at fucking Steve, you know, Doug kill Pastor and John O'Hearn, like
• 43:21
  those are those are my idols, you know, from from the stories that
• 43:25
  my dad would tell me from other anglers, and so getting a chance to
• 43:30
  hang with these guys and have them tell their story. Just after fishing with
• 43:36
  my dad, I was like, dude, we need that we need to
• 43:38
  record these because a lot of these guys aren't known, right, and if
• 43:44
  their stories aren't published in a magazine or published in a book, or there's
• 43:49
  no documentary on them, they're never gonna be told. So why not create
• 43:52
  a platform where we can have these guys aren't and tell their story. And
• 43:57
  you know, I didn't think it was going to be this success as fool.
• 44:00
  I just thought it was gonna be fun for my dad and I to
• 44:01
  do. And my dad was hesitant because he really did not want to go
• 44:07
  back to work. And I was like, I was like, it's gonna
• 44:10
  be like talking to your friends. We'll have a beer, you're talking to
• 44:14
  your buddy. It would be an hour long blah blah blah. Once he
• 44:17
  started to see like people are tuning in and started to see the downloads and
• 44:22
  the numbers, and then he started to get jazzed up about it. But
• 44:25
  yeah, man, it's uh. It just was an idea one day and
• 44:30
  I probably took a year for us to press record and m here we are.
• 44:36
  Well, hey, buddy, definitely comes across that you guys are enjoying
• 44:38
  it and having fun. It seems super natural. And before I'd go any
• 44:43
  further, before these guys asking any questions, I want to introduce you to
• 44:46
  Mike Vinson and Doug Rowland. That's who's here with me. I'm meant to
• 44:50
  do that earlier. So hey, buddy about so I think what's going on
• 44:52
  Mike and Doug. Guy's probably got a question for you. Yeah, I'll
• 44:55
  jump in. So, I mean, first off, I'll love what you
• 44:59
  do. I've been listening to all your episodes. Uh. One thing that
• 45:01
  kind of strikes me though, is I mean, and this is just human
• 45:05
  nature and everything else. I definitely there's guys that have been on your your
• 45:07
  podcast that I don't agree with, you know, or their outlook on things
• 45:12
  clashes with my own, right, so um, you know, and you
• 45:15
  know recently there's been a little flak over one of the last guests. And
• 45:17
  I'm not here to I'm not gonna crack balls on you or anything like that.
• 45:20
  But the thing is, how do you sitting at the table trying to
• 45:23
  do the job being professional. I'm sure you don't agree with everything that comes
• 45:28
  out these dudes' mouths. How do you and your dad even measure that?
• 45:30
  Is that's something that even kind of bugs you at all? Or is just
• 45:34
  you're just trying to record things for posterity when when something comes about that we
• 45:39
  don't agree upon. Yeah, exactly, yeah, like without you know,
• 45:43
  because I'm sure you guys don't want to cause a scene on you know,
• 45:45
  on the podcast. But at the same time, you know, you're trying
• 45:47
  to entertain, try to enter. Yeah, but like I just kind of
• 45:52
  I can I can feel it when I'm listening. Sometimes I'm like, ah,
• 45:53
  man, you know that seems kind of shitty, But I'm like,
• 45:55
  how does it feel to be sitting across from the guy on a microphone?
• 46:00
  No, I totally get it, and sometimes it's really hard. Um,
• 46:04
  But at the same time, it's like, who who are we to say
• 46:07
  that we're right? Yeah? Yeah, I want to feel that, you
• 46:12
  know. So this is this is a platform for them to come on and
• 46:15
  express how they feel about something, and if we don't agree with it,
• 46:19
  um, there's a there's probably a good chance a lot of other people don't
• 46:22
  agree with it as well. I don't want to like pat myself on the
• 46:24
  back. But at the same time, it's it's yeah, it can be.
• 46:29
  It can be really tough, but you know, there's got to be
• 46:34
  a level of like, um, we can't hate on them too hard.
• 46:39
  Because we invited them on our show. Yeah yeah, yeah, hey yeah,
• 46:44
  I just brought you here to beat up on you about your Yeah,
• 46:46
  it's not like, no, it's a good question because I yeah, I
• 46:50
  know what you're referring to, and we've we've I would say, we've had
• 46:53
  two or three people on that we I really regret having on. But I
• 47:00
  can also imagine, like knowing some of the characters and I have been lucky
• 47:04
  enough to meet some of them. I mean those guys, that's a living,
• 47:07
  breathing thing to them, that whole area that they have, like you
• 47:12
  know, done all their work in, and to them it's like, I
• 47:15
  mean, how could you love something even more of that? So I imagine
• 47:17
  there's gonna be a lot of passion that comes into people's opinions, you know,
• 47:22
  from all different angles. I can see what Nikki saying is like,
• 47:24
  look, let's give them a platform and let's respect their opinion. Um,
• 47:30
  maybe he's a better man than me. I'm like, yeah, bro,
• 47:36
  I'm just that's that's why there's other podcasts out there. Yeah yeah, we
• 47:42
  could come on and rip everybody, because nobody comes on here. My actual
• 47:45
  question was much more lighthearted, playful, come on We Got Mad Mike un
• 47:52
  I actually, hey, I just wanted to know of all these characters that
• 47:55
  I've listened to, and man, I can't tell you how much I love
• 47:59
  the podcast. But who was the hardest to get behind the microphone? That's
• 48:05
  a good question. M hmm. Maybe you don't even want to call him
• 48:12
  out. If you don't, that's fine. I'm just I'm looking at some
• 48:15
  of these guys. I'm going, Man, it must have been hard to
• 48:17
  get this guy. Yeah, yeah, No, I would say I would
• 48:22
  say Ed Durastic was probably the toughest. Oh wow, okay, and I
• 48:24
  love that one. That was awesome, Ted, That's my favorite episodes.
• 48:28
  That guy Ted was probably the toughest, just because I think it was because
• 48:35
  of my dad. My dad used to fish all t board stuff and he
• 48:38
  left to go to Hardy and um, I think there was some bad blood
• 48:42
  there, but uh, I don't know. I think Ted made the right
• 48:45
  to say. What actually happened was we contacted Steve and we had to have
• 48:51
  Stevens man, what's funny? What's funny about that? And I've come to
• 49:00
  find out after all these years of being in this industry is and how small
• 49:04
  it is and how sensitive everyone is and understandably, like there's reasons so sensitive.
• 49:08
  Yeah, it's ridiculous, And especially when you're down in the Keys,
• 49:13
  I feel like the sensitivity is like in a little funnel. Everything kind of
• 49:16
  gets more like sensitive with you know, guides and gear and who what are
• 49:22
  you using? Who are you fishing with? And like I, you know,
• 49:24
  I talked to guys when I was down there a week ago, like
• 49:28
  physically talked to guys right there talking about how they might have to break up
• 49:31
  with their guide and how it's like a yeah, it's like a major thing
• 49:36
  he's been fishing with for eight ten years, and like, I don't know
• 49:37
  how I'm gonna do it. It takes a lot of PASSI yeah, it's
• 49:39
  like a marriage. Yeah, yeah, it is. And it's like Tom
• 49:45
  Evans hates the Keys and he says it's he calls it keysy. You know,
• 49:49
  it's getting a little keys Oh yeah, like comparing it to other places.
• 49:52
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just it's it is weird. It's
• 49:55
  a little and sexual, So you know, little one of the questions I
• 50:01
  wanted to ask, and I'm I'm not being fair to Paul and Mike.
• 50:05
  I'm squeezing a good buddy. So okay, So, having grown up down
• 50:09
  there in that environment, do you ever I don't know how to how to
• 50:14
  phrase this question, do you have do you feel bad or do you worry
• 50:19
  about the guys that come down there to become guides that want to get him
• 50:22
  want to be part of that whole community. I mean, even if they
• 50:27
  have a reputation somewhere else and everybody knows they're good sticks whatever, they come
• 50:31
  down there and they want to be part of the whole thing, you know,
• 50:35
  I always wondering about that assimilation. Yeah, first and foremost, I
• 50:39
  think that I think it's fair to say, if you want to become a
• 50:45
  guide down there, I think you should live down there, Yeah, like
• 50:47
  full time? Yeah yeah, yeah, not seasonal. You know, I
• 50:53
  really think you should be a part of the community year round down there if
• 50:57
  you want to become a guide. But do I do I judge or do
• 51:00
  I feel bad for the guys that moved down there and want to start a
• 51:05
  career down there. I don't know if I feel bad for them, but
• 51:09
  maybe judge them a little bit. Yeah, Hey, that's fair. You
• 51:14
  have every right, And I feel like that's even here in Charleston. Yeah,
• 51:16
  that kind of stuff happens. So who knows. I mean, their
• 51:22
  passion just might be such in its obsption for whatever bonefish permit Tarpin that you
• 51:30
  know, they might not be married, they might not have kids, they
• 51:31
  might be twenty five years old, and that's all they know and care about,
• 51:36
  and you know, go good for you, go do it. Yeah,
• 51:39
  it's always hard. Yeah. I know some great guys that have had
• 51:44
  a tremendous life in fishing. U you know that are keys guys. Well,
• 51:50
  it's the guys. You'll never hate on a guy that does things the
• 51:52
  right way and for the right reason, and you know, it doesn't matter
• 51:57
  where you're at that I think that translates to everybody and you'll hate on them.
• 52:00
  You know, like we're talking about here and Charleston. Some guy shows
• 52:01
  up. I've been wrong before, you know. I see a thousand dudes
• 52:05
  come through. There are guys and then they flake out and whatever. But
• 52:07
  there's something I came through. And then I'm like, yeah, he'll burn
• 52:09
  out in a year and then now I'll look out. I'm like, ahy
• 52:12
  man, he's doing his thing, and he did it the right way and
• 52:14
  he earned his way in you know whatever, like right, you know,
• 52:17
  I guess you just gotta be willing to do it. So Nikki, I
• 52:22
  know you just got back recently from the Keys. How like what's kind of
• 52:27
  your schedule as far as being down there and how many how many shows do
• 52:30
  you guys try to record when you're down there, and like how many you
• 52:32
  are just in the queue waiting to be released right now? We try to
• 52:37
  do some down there for the month of May and then I come back come
• 52:42
  back to Colorado like early June. But we try to get around ten to
• 52:45
  twelve podcast done, you know, when there's bad weather. Unfortunately or fortunately,
• 52:52
  there was no bad lover this year, so it was tough. It
• 52:58
  was tough to get podcasts, so we will. We only got six,
• 53:00
  okay, And do y'all try to release like one a month? Is that
• 53:05
  kind of your schedule? No? One every two weeks? Oh wow?
• 53:07
  Yeah? Yeah, every every other Monday, So I think it's yeah,
• 53:13
  it's twenty six, twenty six episodes a year. We are going to be
• 53:15
  interviewing the lore Lie bartenders. Actually I want that Internet. It would probably
• 53:22
  be amazing. Could you get like the head bartender the lore Line just pick
• 53:24
  that, dude, I would love that interview. Oh my god, you
• 53:30
  just got me so excited. Oh dude, I can just smell that.
• 53:35
  I can just smell this cigarette smoke. We were just talking about the lore
• 53:37
  line men to go about town council and you know all that stuff town hall
• 53:42
  or whatever it is in the corner over there, and yeah, it's a
• 53:45
  special place. Man. What was the most fun you ever had with one
• 53:47
  of these conversations? That's a good one with a podcast. Yeah, like,
• 53:52
  like, what was one of the characters maybe you didn't know them that
• 53:55
  well and you got to know him through the podcast, through the conversation.
• 53:59
  It was just really really fine or surprise, dude, I'll tell you this.
• 54:02
  We did a podcast with a guy by the name of Ian Slater this
• 54:07
  year. Yeah, man, hockey man. Yeah, and I bought some
• 54:13
  some smelling salts. I've seen that, man ducking We opened up that bottle
• 54:22
  and my dad I thought my dad died. So what was the deal with
• 54:28
  Ian sells him? What's what's the backstory on that? Sorry, what's the
• 54:32
  backstory on how you got these smelling salts and why you had him? No,
• 54:36
  it's just like it was just like I don't know. I've seen him
• 54:37
  on Instagram and whatnot. It's like viral. All the podcasts are doing it.
• 54:42
  So I'm like, I'm gonna hop on the Dan wagon. Okay,
• 54:45
  see the seven year old old man take a hit. So I bought some.
• 54:49
  And it's like, I'd rather do with Ian because Ian's done a bunch
• 54:52
  of him. He's he was a professional hockey player, right, so he's
• 54:54
  been he's had some experience with that, okay, And I just thought it'd
• 54:59
  be fun, and uh, that's amazing. Yeah, man, he he
• 55:02
  kind of knew what we were getting into and he took a whimpy, woosy
• 55:07
  little hit. He put that bottle like a foot away from his nose and
• 55:13
  wafted it my dad, and my dad put his schnaus right in that bottle.
• 55:20
  How was? It was really funny? How was Carl Hyacinth? Carl
• 55:24
  was a great man. My god, He's one of the most naturally funny
• 55:30
  people I've ever met. I mean, just just the words that come out
• 55:34
  of his mouth. Um, he's just such a such a great guy,
• 55:38
  very passionate about fishing, really intelligent. Um, I don't know. I
• 55:45
  can't say enough great things about him. I'll tell you my favorite. We're
• 55:47
  talking earlier about how small the community is and how incestuous it can be at
• 55:52
  times. But like, honestly, one of the favorite interviews that I didn't
• 55:54
  see coming was all Mexico Returns. Um. You know, I was a
• 56:00
  part of that whole drake scene thing back in the day, and you know,
• 56:05
  I've never met him in person, but I felt like I knew him,
• 56:08
  Like I hang out with the Rummels. The only reason I know the
• 56:09
  Rummels is because of the Drake Board and I met Rob there and and Rob
• 56:15
  somehowse tolerated and now it's they're like family. Every we go down there for
• 56:17
  a week to hang out with us every night and we have dinner and we
• 56:20
  fished together. Um. But like that was that was a really weird interview
• 56:24
  to listen to. Hey, he's a great guy and a very knowledgeable dude,
• 56:29
  but like to hear somebody from the drake board, I don't know,
• 56:32
  man, that took me out. It was definitely, it was weird.
• 56:35
  It was weird. Did you know Mike Holiday was Mexico Returns. I did
• 56:40
  not. I mean I knew he was a guide in Stewart. I knew
• 56:43
  he did like a lot of the near shore offshore stuff. Like I kind
• 56:45
  of knew like a iss who he was, but I didn't know him,
• 56:51
  like I had no contact with him and no nothing like that other than just
• 56:53
  our conversations on a stupid internet chat board and you know, and he's like
• 56:59
  an there. He's probably one of the most witty, funny just quick like
• 57:02
  cut you off because I'm I'm I'm me, I'm loud, and stay stupid
• 57:06
  shit. And he would just come in and just like lock my balls off
• 57:08
  occasionally, and I just laughed the whole time because he was I'm like,
• 57:12
  I'm out of my league, Like I can't compete with this guy, you
• 57:15
  know. Yeah, it's hard to hang with Mike. Yeah, good dude.
• 57:17
  Yeah, he's a good dude. I had no idea about his drake
• 57:21
  Bord or that book or anything. That was all new to me. So
• 57:23
  that was pretty funny. That place was the wild West. That's how I'm
• 57:27
  at Paul. I mean shit, like a lot of everybody I know,
• 57:30
  Oh yeah, yeah, back, yeah, Paul. What was your online
• 57:35
  screen name, mother pucka Yeah that was motherfucker. Yeah. So this old
• 57:40
  boy did like a fly fishing film about the Low Country. This was when
• 57:45
  I was still in Atlanta, which was awesome. It's like really good two
• 57:47
  thousand and eight two yeah, And they were gonna play it in Atlanta.
• 57:52
  So he called me and it's like, hey man, we're coming Atlanta.
• 57:54
  Can we stay your play It wasn't you know, wouldn't just state your place
• 57:57
  were the cheapest hotel close to course, Look, he's fishing, he's looking
• 58:00
  for you. You can stay up my players. So we did that.
• 58:05
  I don't remember, like and this is like the the you know, the
• 58:07
  the leftover of you having the mohawk with the false albucorre. Yeah. Yeah,
• 58:12
  So this old boy showed up with a mohawk to my house after I've
• 58:16
  just known him one the line, you know, it's so creepy. It's
• 58:19
  like a weird you know, Ebays sale where this guy's showing up and he's
• 58:22
  just like, this is who's I got sold on this guy? And so
• 58:27
  later on we're hanging out with Ben Austin and then we go to the Taco
• 58:30
  Cabana and order thirty tacos for four or five people, and we're just all
• 58:34
  hammered. And that's how Mike Vincent and I got to know each other over
• 58:37
  taco cabanas and about thirty seven beers. Oh yeah, at least so I
• 58:43
  got. I got kind of not really a question, but more of an
• 58:45
  observation. So I really love it when you basically play pranks on your dad
• 58:51
  because it reminds me a lot of my dad and eyes relationship. I used
• 58:53
  to basically just mess with him all the time. And if we had social
• 58:59
  media, like my dad would probably be fifty percent of what I would put
• 59:02
  on there because it would just me me. It would just be me playing
• 59:06
  pranks on him, like all the time. So whenever I see that,
• 59:08
  it honestly brings out, it brings back fond memories of just my dad and
• 59:14
  I. So I just love that you do that and just it's just messing
• 59:16
  with Andy, and I love it because it just takes it takes me back.
• 59:20
  Man. You may old geezers have come up to me and said that
• 59:24
  it's true. Though, Man, just keep doing it. Even if even
• 59:30
  if we didn't know your dad, and you know your dad wasn't doesn't matter.
• 59:32
  Like it's the best stuff ever. So please keep going because it takes
• 59:36
  me back. I'll tell you one of the best ones. I don't think
• 59:38
  I don't think you saw this. Maybe you didn't, but it was just
• 59:42
  a quick story. Years ago. We were in the keys. We got
• 59:45
  a hammered the night before. We wake up late. Everyone's hung over.
• 59:50
  My dad. I'm in the I'm in the living room or something. We're
• 59:52
  running this house. My dad comes out of his bedroom when his tidy whities
• 59:58
  and a shirt on, and he doesn't know I'm in the living room and
• 1:00:02
  for some reason, I'm on my phone, so I just start filming.
• 1:00:05
  And he walks straight into the kitchen, walks straight into the kitchen, right
• 1:00:10
  opens up the drawer and he grabs this fucking twelve inch long like pitchfork,
• 1:00:16
  like steak flipper, and he sticks it above his head and down his back
• 1:00:22
  into scratching, starts scratching for like thirty seconds, puts it and pulls it
• 1:00:29
  out, puts it back in the drawer, shuts the drawer, and he
• 1:00:31
  goes back into his bedroom. It's like watching a wild animal, dude,
• 1:00:37
  I was I couldn't believe. I was like seeing a fucking unicorn. That's
• 1:00:43
  amazing. So okay, thanks morning, Like all right, first off,
• 1:00:45
  wash that. Secondly, that I've been I've been saving the story. I
• 1:00:52
  wanted to share it with him. Yeah, I'll make it quiet, Okay,
• 1:00:54
  make it However, I can't remember. I think I was just at
• 1:00:58
  the University of Georgia. This was probably you went to Georgia. Okay,
• 1:01:04
  So I just probably out like two thousand and five something like that. It
• 1:01:07
  was I can't remember what year. So I was driving. I was making
• 1:01:10
  these epic drives from Atlanta down to the Keys to fish of Diego. H
• 1:01:17
  Okay, okay. So one day, one day I'm out there with Diego.
• 1:01:24
  We're fishing Loggerhead, right, and I look over and it's Andy Mill
• 1:01:31
  standing on the front of the boat like near us. And I'm like,
• 1:01:36
  he's he's got that cigar in his mouth. And I'm like, I'm like
• 1:01:39
  Jesus Christ as fucking handy Mill. And he's like Dianego starts going to do
• 1:01:45
  I see what you're looking at. Just pay attention to what we're doing.
• 1:01:49
  Doug got star struck, and Diego's like, what are you a groupie?
• 1:01:52
  Pay you remember he had that he had that dolphin last but that wasn't supposed
• 1:01:57
  to be a dolphin, and he had like rigged it out himself, and
• 1:02:00
  everything on the deck was fucking slippery as house. Nice had no grit to
• 1:02:05
  it at all. And um, we're fishing. String of fish. Come
• 1:02:09
  in. I'm feeling good. I'm like, dude, I'm next to Andy
• 1:02:14
  Mill. This is gonna be fuck. You're about to put a show off
• 1:02:17
  right in front. And I fall. I slip and fall off the castle.
• 1:02:22
  God onto my side. Yes, probably the worst fall I've ever taken
• 1:02:29
  on a flash. But the only thing I remember is looking up seeing Andy.
• 1:02:34
  Your dad just shaking his head. Oh god, he probably said,
• 1:02:39
  he probably said, that's probably something dude from Georgia. Oh that's really good
• 1:02:46
  man. How long? How long did that relationship last? Five days?
• 1:02:53
  I know, actually about about four years. I don't know where he is.
• 1:02:59
  I'd love to catch up with him. I'm not sure where you're You're
• 1:03:02
  probably as long as clack. Yeah, for about four years I would drive
• 1:03:06
  down there constantly. See Duck can take the heat. Yeah you can take
• 1:03:13
  that deany heat too, man, Nikki. I learned so much from that
• 1:03:19
  guy. Oh my gosh, yeah, no, he's I have I hate
• 1:03:24
  that guy. He's what I think, you know, I think he's one
• 1:03:30
  of the best down there, hands down. Yeah, he's a really talented
• 1:03:36
  fisherman and guid. Yeah, that's a that's a hilarious memory. Well,
• 1:03:40
  hey man, let's round this out with let's I'm just gonna just bring it
• 1:03:45
  back to your Are you an aspen right now? I am? Well,
• 1:03:47
  I mean yeah, yeah, So how do you spend your summers like you?
• 1:03:51
  I mean you fish a lot or you? What do you do kind
• 1:03:53
  of to spend your day down? Yeah? Man, so I actually get
• 1:03:59
  I hate to say that, Okay, yeah, well but uh, I'm
• 1:04:03
  in guide in parentheses because what we're doing is not really fucking guiding, to
• 1:04:08
  be honest with you, but I'm a I'm a guy to like early October,
• 1:04:12
  so June to early October and then um the podcast hold me over and
• 1:04:18
  um that's kind of my gig right now. I got I got a little
• 1:04:21
  bit el cunning in the in the fall. I was about to say,
• 1:04:25
  have you drawn your tag? Because Montana sent me a little letter today in
• 1:04:28
  the mail and I got my tag? You did? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:04:31
  yeah, I got my Montana tag too. That's odd, man. I
• 1:04:34
  love seeing that I didn't. I didn't get it last year, which is
• 1:04:38
  a bummer and I didn't get a I didn't get a deer in Colorado this
• 1:04:42
  year. So just come to South Carolina for like fifty bucks. You can
• 1:04:46
  kill eight year. They don't give a bud. In fact, take more.
• 1:04:51
  You can buy extra year tags if you want. They're like pet deer
• 1:04:56
  down here. Oh my god, I'm not pet dear. They're hard to
• 1:04:58
  kill. The coastal deer are hard to kill with the boat. It's not
• 1:05:00
  easy. But you get eight tags, so you get a lot of them
• 1:05:03
  if you're real good. I got my I got my keys to your tag
• 1:05:05
  this year. I'll just pull up and grab that thing and rope it.
• 1:05:13
  I had to, I had to stop. We went to the uh to
• 1:05:15
  the No Name Pub one year and I was down in a family vacation and
• 1:05:17
  my niece and nephew were just wild out there by the trash. They're rather
• 1:05:20
  feed damn deer pizza. I was like, don't feed the deer pizza my
• 1:05:26
  mom. My mom was like, why don't they just kids? Like they're
• 1:05:29
  gonna kill them. That's where I set my stand up. Yeah, dude,
• 1:05:33
  those things are awful. Gordy Hill one day was going out fishing in
• 1:05:39
  the seventies and he saw a crocodile eat the keys. Oh my god,
• 1:05:42
  I would love to see that. Yeah, nature's metal. Well, you
• 1:05:46
  guys got any more questions, Well we'll let him Nikki go. Yeah.
• 1:05:50
  That that was awesome. Man, it was good to talk to you,
• 1:05:53
  dude. Yeah. Man, I want to meet you guys in person one
• 1:05:56
  day. Hey, we'll come here any time. Budd came here any time
• 1:05:58
  and fish with us. We have small children. We can't run far,
• 1:06:00
  so we're here. Yeah. I just have a Labord door. So yeah,
• 1:06:05
  if I come to Charleston, I'll be knocking on your door. Yeah.
• 1:06:09
  Thanks for the time. But I appreciate you letting us bug you for
• 1:06:11
  a little bit and we'll talk some of course. Paul, thanks so much.
• 1:06:15
  See you guys. Nicky middle everyone a Nick Accords. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:06:24
  that was about one of thost embarrassing things I ever did. I didn't
• 1:06:27
  I've never heard that story. So happy that you took a note. Dad.
• 1:06:30
  Just look at me going this. I would have just rolled off the
• 1:06:33
  side of the boat in the water. I mean I didn't hinded it.
• 1:06:36
  I couldn't catch my breath for like like three minute time. Diego is just
• 1:06:42
  like, man, just lay there. I will say, um, this
• 1:06:45
  year was the sketchiest on the bow. I'm like, because I designed my
• 1:06:48
  own casting platform and it got built the way I told him to build it.
• 1:06:54
  Yeah, but it wasn't right and the legs and even it needs to
• 1:06:58
  be adjusted. That is the tallest tippy. I mean, boy, you
• 1:07:01
  better stay centered, like I mean, it was some mister Miagi shit up
• 1:07:04
  there because he got off balance. He was going, yeah, yeah,
• 1:07:09
  you're like Tucker didn't even Tucker started doing it and then he almost ate it
• 1:07:13
  about four times, so he just started standing in front of it. I'm
• 1:07:15
  not amazing. It's crazy. Yeah, I don't mind. That was fun.
• 1:07:21
  Nikki seemed like a nice guy. Man. I never met him in
• 1:07:24
  person. I never met his dad either. I've been around Andy at like
• 1:07:28
  shows and shit. But he's doing his Andy Mill thing and it is funny
• 1:07:30
  though when he missed with his dad, like it's so you'll definitely need to
• 1:07:33
  make sure you follow him on Instagram. And it's messing with Andy so funny.
• 1:07:39
  Yeah, oh, y'all, I'll talk about yourself. I get a
• 1:07:44
  doing No, this is great, man, that was awesome. I um,
• 1:07:47
  so you're gonna are you gonna hunt same spot you hunt usually long Yeah,
• 1:07:51
  the same family in Cascade and pumped about it. I still be four
• 1:07:58
  years in a row, maybe five. Um, one of these years,
• 1:08:00
  I'm gonna One of these years, I'm gonna scrap some cash and I'm gonna
• 1:08:03
  do it. Because the thing is, like I I've very much always been
• 1:08:06
  to do it yourself, guy, but that's not a thing I want to
• 1:08:08
  try to do myself. So that's a really intimidating thing to try to do
• 1:08:12
  yourself. Yeah, I mean, and if you had the time to dedicate
• 1:08:15
  a few years of danger, yeah, no shares. Yeah. And so
• 1:08:18
  my deal is like, if I'm gonna do it, if do it right,
• 1:08:20
  and let's be real, dug, its not cheap to do it right.
• 1:08:23
  So nope. But but you know, we're adults. Stuff. I
• 1:08:29
  will say this, I pay less than most people, you know, I
• 1:08:30
  know, Yeah, you kind of you gotta go. Yeah, And I'm
• 1:08:34
  not saying I would like, but I got a ballpark figure on what it
• 1:08:38
  would take for me to really do it. There's a lot of those ranches
• 1:08:41
  out there, like the guys, I mean, they're working. It's a
• 1:08:44
  working cattle ranch. Yeah, and so they do twelve hunts all archery a
• 1:08:47
  year that's hit and they basically do it for them. It's a vacation.
• 1:08:51
  Oh yeah, they got a break from ranch, and they get a break
• 1:08:55
  from ranch for it, and uh, they will hike your ass off.
• 1:08:58
  Yeah, fifty two miles was five days. I'm into that nothing. I
• 1:09:01
  mean, yeah, and it's but it's it's awesome and rewards are big.
• 1:09:05
  Yeah, I'd like to do it one of these days. For now?
• 1:09:10
  How to sell for carpet fishing. I spent all my money building a boat
• 1:09:13
  for it. Might as well do it boat for it, and I will
• 1:09:16
  say it went on the boat, yes, yeah, yeah. So we
• 1:09:19
  went out deep holling for shrimp, and uh, I was not good at
• 1:09:25
  that. I do not know how to be fair. The more I thought
• 1:09:28
  about it, the more of an idiot we were trying to even pull it
• 1:09:30
  off, Like we were doing mid tide on a big tide with the southwest
• 1:09:35
  winds, so like, not only was Paul trying to keep the boat where
• 1:09:38
  I wanted to keep it, but then I'm trying to put the net in
• 1:09:41
  a place where it can drift down to the shrimp. It's almost impossible.
• 1:09:43
  Yeah, exactly. It was dumb. I caught two, but it was
• 1:09:46
  too shrimp. It was. It was trying though. His No, they're
• 1:09:53
  leaners, lookers, she's looking not a leaner. Look I like it.
• 1:09:58
  That boat of his, though, eats a fucking way though. Man.
• 1:10:00
  Oh hell yeah does that. Those old fishers, it just eat it up,
• 1:10:04
  man dry. It was fun to finally be in that boat. You
• 1:10:08
  sacrifice some shit for that, but by god, you ain't gonna get it
• 1:10:11
  some perfect Jackson tarpin and you know big tied redfish. Well the thing it's
• 1:10:15
  like even you know big tide red fish, you can pull her around.
• 1:10:17
  But like you know, I spent my whole those years I made the video,
• 1:10:23
  and all those years we had polling skiffs, but we got out and
• 1:10:26
  walked exactly, and I caught my best day on a on a flood tide
• 1:10:30
  ever with one one tide. I put eleven red fish on my on my
• 1:10:34
  fly rod in one tide, and my buddy that was let me caught six
• 1:10:38
  or seven. That's awesome. And we were fishing out of a twenty three
• 1:10:40
  foot Kenner Center console. Wow, hopping out and waiting for men. Ben
• 1:10:44
  Floyd, Yeah, and we were hopping out on our spots and walking around
• 1:10:46
  and I put a leven fish to hand and one tide walking. So I'm
• 1:10:50
  like, why, Like, at what point did I become such a bougie
• 1:10:53
  idiot that like I felt like I have to be able to pull through this.
• 1:10:56
  I look at you though, and I think, yeah, you do
• 1:10:58
  and so but now I feel like, now my thing is I'm just honestly
• 1:11:00
  that things is gonna be a mothership if it's not a big enough tied to
• 1:11:02
  pole. I got no problem getting an out walk. There's a man I
• 1:11:05
  know named Alex Hordon. He loves getting in that water. Ye. And
• 1:11:10
  I used to hop out barefoot. I mean it's not comfortable, but you
• 1:11:12
  can. I like feet and get to them. Yeah, well I do
• 1:11:15
  it on the paddle board. Yeah, and your paddle board band. Now
• 1:11:18
  you want to tell the people about your paddle boarding. Yeah. So I
• 1:11:23
  got on it. I did not feel safe on it, but it worked
• 1:11:26
  out. I moved to a new house in downtown Charleston round the Ashley River
• 1:11:30
  and it's, uh, it's fantastic. I've got this incredible flat right out
• 1:11:33
  back, and so I wouldn't got myself a nice paddleboard. You gotta get
• 1:11:39
  one of them ones that germ's got that lived. I get my big old
• 1:11:43
  non coordinated asshole. It's not stable as crap. Man, it's not hard.
• 1:11:46
  Wouldn't you start fighting it? So at first I was like fighting it
• 1:11:50
  over correcting anything. I feel like any time you overcorrect something, you're fucking
• 1:11:55
  up, like with your both the other one to riff with the paddle board.
• 1:11:58
  Once you just finally keep your legs still. Yeah, everything, you
• 1:12:00
  just it's fine. Yeah. Yeah. I can jump on that thing and
• 1:12:03
  scoot out to a flat and I get out there, I jump off it,
• 1:12:10
  and I mean literally it's nothing to catch it. I mean he's got
• 1:12:14
  tailing fish in his backyard. Pretty cool. Yeah, old nasty Ashley don't.
• 1:12:18
  Well, you don't need that. You don't need the big seven six
• 1:12:21
  seven. You see, like a six point and I can fish these little
• 1:12:25
  flats that honestly we couldn't see from the river. Yeah, well you get
• 1:12:30
  you get a hydraulic effect. So like the further up the actually you get.
• 1:12:32
  Yeah, it's like the Wando. It's apple about the far from where
• 1:12:36
  he is. Where you need a six seven. It's like a round a
• 1:12:40
  river bend and exactly the smallest tide I've caught fish on is a five nine.
• 1:12:45
  Yeah, well right now, it was wet when I came across,
• 1:12:48
  and it's only a five something. It's pushing right now, Yeah, it's
• 1:12:51
  pushing in shore though that that wind's coming off the beach, so for sure.
• 1:12:56
  Yeah, Well, should be around the thing out, scoop, and
• 1:13:00
  then we'll come back. We'll come back and round this thing off. We
• 1:13:02
  got Caso sitting out back. We might even have this section before Casos.
• 1:13:06
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• 1:13:11
  don't know. Man, his trailer is looking weird in the back. Here's
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  is going to be a little bit different. Hey, I'm Ben. I'm
• 1:15:30
  a huge fly fisherman, and I've put out a video about fly fishing on
• 1:15:34
  YouTube every week for four and a half years. That's a pretty good streak.
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  And I had a feeling it would come to an end someday, and
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  today's that today. I'm not gonna stop making videos. I just don't have
• 1:15:48
  one for you today, and that's all right. I've been very busy fishing
• 1:15:53
  and making videos and being a dad and a husband and lots of other things.
• 1:15:59
  I just got caught and I don't have a video for you today.
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  But I need to feed the algorithm. So here we are. You're listening
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  to me telling me, so I thought i'd take this opportunity and say thank
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  you. Thank you for watching my videos, thank you for hitting like and
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  subscribe, thank you for becoming a member at my website and buying my merch
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  thank you for just being a part of the Huge universe. You might not
• 1:16:26
  even know it, but you are a part of my life and I appreciate
• 1:16:30
  it, and I wanted to say thank you. So that's it. I
• 1:16:33
  just wanted to keep this short, say thank you and put something out there.
• 1:16:38
  I will be back next week with a pretty killer bass fishing video for
• 1:16:42
  you. Until then, I hope you get the chance to get out and
• 1:16:45
  go fishing and stay huge. Thank you guys. Thanks Ben, There's only
• 1:16:53
  Huge five fishing our friend Ben. I thought it would be even funnier that
• 1:16:58
  the video we put up wouldn't even really well you know, and you know
• 1:17:01
  it's fun. It's like we were kind of talking about with with Nikki about
• 1:17:05
  their podcasts, and you know, I don't know most of the guys on
• 1:17:09
  his podcast, but they're we were talked about one particularly that I didn't know
• 1:17:11
  Mike, and um, well I didn't know, but like I thought I
• 1:17:15
  knew, but Ben is somebody I actually know. So I spent a lot
• 1:17:17
  of time at home being mister mom with a baby, and you know,
• 1:17:20
  she runs around doing shit. And to be able to turn on YouTube on
• 1:17:25
  my TV and click on an old huge fly fisherman or or go to his
• 1:17:28
  website actually because I'm remember over there and and and and his new videos pop
• 1:17:31
  about Ben is a I consider him a friend of mine. And to be
• 1:17:35
  able to have that dude in your living room just Allen call yeah, like
• 1:17:39
  on the touch of a button. It's a pretty cool world we live in
• 1:17:42
  where you know that's quite a few wormholes with Huge Fly Fisherman. Yeah.
• 1:17:46
  I mean it's like because and it's I'm sure a lot of people love it.
• 1:17:49
  But when you know the guy and you fished with a guy and you've
• 1:17:53
  been around like it just it's weird. It's like it's like having Paul in
• 1:17:55
  the living on demand, Like it's just putting a little Paul in a lot
• 1:17:59
  because he's got a lot of videos, a lot of videos. If you
• 1:18:01
  uh, I mean, I mean, if you get on there, you
• 1:18:04
  can get to the one where you can't find the into it he's got.
• 1:18:08
  He's he's been attacking us for like four years, probably fine year. Oh
• 1:18:11
  yeah, he said four in the video he just got there's been yeah,
• 1:18:15
  but yeah, so can we talk about wormholes? Can we talk ye,
• 1:18:18
  not actual wormholes but YouTube YouTube wormholes. Yeah, like we gotta fill some
• 1:18:23
  segments. Yeah, I'm trying to think of what I've been in while you're
• 1:18:25
  talking. Yeah, so the one I've been in since I've so, I've
• 1:18:28
  been really doing this boat for three years, and of course these projects that
• 1:18:30
  I've come along. I knew some things about some things, but there's a
• 1:18:33
  lot of shit I just didn't know that much about. And we live in
• 1:18:35
  the twenty first centuries. So I could YouTube people who have done it before,
• 1:18:40
  and you know, so it's amazing, like these people show yourself like
• 1:18:42
  shit, I never would have thought to do that, and it saves you
• 1:18:44
  so much time and money, you know. So I got into watching boat
• 1:18:48
  restoration videos and ending that led down into a rabbit hole to where now I
• 1:18:54
  don't sail. I've never sailed. I understand the concept of sailing. I
• 1:18:57
  have no interest in sailing. However, I am subscribed to like six channels
• 1:19:01
  that are just people rebuilding sailboats. It's mesmerizing to see these people, the
• 1:19:08
  amount of work they do and the skill set they have and like the very
• 1:19:11
  best foul weather gear. Oh never, Oh it's sailing. You should never
• 1:19:15
  buy fly fishing foul weather. Girl. You go to the sailing racing sailboat,
• 1:19:19
  find out what the racing guys in the Americas comes there. Yeah,
• 1:19:25
  that's what I was zi. Yeah, our buddy Tray used to rip those
• 1:19:28
  guys I had. I had a Zike jack. It was the greatest jacket.
• 1:19:30
  Dude. I could stand in the middle of hurricane yeah for two days.
• 1:19:35
  But yeah, so like I'm so now that's like my my wormhole.
• 1:19:39
  Like, and I watch people work on boats twenty four. That's add If
• 1:19:43
  I have ten minutes of myself to watch something, it's not gonna be the
• 1:19:45
  latest episode of whatever the TV show is, it's gonna be some dude doing
• 1:19:48
  fiberglass. Fiberglass work is the most cathartic thing to watch ever. I mean,
• 1:19:51
  it makes me so to do it. I like doing it, but
• 1:19:55
  it's it's messy, it's itchy, it's it's bitch. But to watch somebody
• 1:19:59
  do it, it's like, oh my god, man. I don't know
• 1:20:00
  if I'm like autistic or something, but I really like watching people, like
• 1:20:04
  just want six to Midden. I love a lot of the butter Night Fiberglass
• 1:20:12
  work or watch it. I love watching the fiberglass. How much niche shit
• 1:20:15
  do you think is on YouTube? Though? So I've got every channel of
• 1:20:19
  Van builds. Yeah, yeah, I've got every channel of guitar builds.
• 1:20:24
  Yeah, of course, what's my next what's my next thing? I don't
• 1:20:26
  know. You guys are officially middle aged. Dude, that ship is so
• 1:20:30
  good. We're mil You're older than Mela. Dude. I've watched three World
• 1:20:35
  War two documentaries. I was listening to George Carlin Supernova in the East on
• 1:20:41
  the way here. It's the fourth time i've listened serious. By the way,
• 1:20:45
  Carlin is my He's my spirit. World War two in color. Now
• 1:20:48
  I can get in that worm a little bit. I saw a tweet or
• 1:20:53
  a meme the other day I said, when you turned forty, you have
• 1:20:56
  two choices. Either get into real you've been a World War two is or
• 1:21:01
  you get into smoke. At meeting, I was like, God, damn
• 1:21:03
  it, I don't checked off both boxes. I'm not even forty yet.
• 1:21:10
  It's so true. I mean, what's funny is I'm in a World War
• 1:21:14
  two like kid and it's just yeah. I mean, I'm you can see
• 1:21:19
  it in color. It's like a whole new war. Now, I'm a
• 1:21:21
  history of Finac like this is you are, You've always been. I love
• 1:21:25
  that shit. But like Carlin is the King is. The other morning,
• 1:21:29
  I swear to god, I came downstairs and Becca was looking at me weird,
• 1:21:31
  and I was like, Becca, what's wrong. She's like, I'm
• 1:21:32
  just worried about you, and she I was. She was like, you
• 1:21:35
  watch three World War two documentaries. Your biggest fight right now is with the
• 1:21:40
  neighborhood raccoon and you're a drinking men of Musal. Well, you know what's
• 1:21:46
  funny, though, Let's let's put this in perspective. Back in the nineties,
• 1:21:53
  if you didn't have YouTube and ye all these things, you'd be buying
• 1:21:56
  Ferraris. That's true. Yeah, Ann, at least you don't have a
• 1:22:00
  vertibal Miata in the parking of the driveway. You'd be buying for our reason
• 1:22:06
  of twenty three year old blonde like mistresses. Yeah, and now we have
• 1:22:10
  YouTube and we have we have trash bandas it's like he saves our lives.
• 1:22:15
  Yeah. I watched people do fiberglass work and listen to the horrors of the
• 1:22:18
  Pacific theater of World War two on and smoked meats on the weekends, and
• 1:22:24
  smoked meat on the weekend. What will we do without triggers? Tell it
• 1:22:29
  it was inevitable. Did you ever end up getting the egg or whatever?
• 1:22:31
  No, I'm going to it's just so tough man, dude. The like
• 1:22:35
  the other night, my wife, I didn't realize this. I had never
• 1:22:39
  smoked hill Opinion poppers for my wife. So I was at the girth store
• 1:22:43
  and I was making I was making some Mexican dish and but it's one of
• 1:22:46
  those things. You're going through the aisle at the girth store. The produce
• 1:22:49
  and the haill opinions were prime. I mean they were big and like good
• 1:22:55
  and fresh, you know, they just got in and they were massive.
• 1:22:57
  They were huge, and I was like, oh shit, and I knew
• 1:23:00
  what I had to do. So I grabbed a bunch of and I went
• 1:23:02
  home and I grabbed a pound of bacon, and I want to go home
• 1:23:05
  and and I pulled the cream smoke out. Joanne comes home. Yeah,
• 1:23:10
  Joanne comes home and she's like, what are you doing. I'm like,
• 1:23:12
  well, I want to get a whole mess of them right now. I
• 1:23:14
  was like, I'm gonna make dinner. But I was like, miss,
• 1:23:15
  I was like, I'm on, it only takes like two hours and smoke
• 1:23:18
  a real good I was like. So I was like, I was like,
• 1:23:20
  I'm gonna do some high opinion pop. She goes what I was like,
• 1:23:24
  don't worry about it, and like I gave her one, you know,
• 1:23:26
  with dinner or whatever, like let's appetizer for dinner, and so I
• 1:23:29
  hand her one and she cuts it. Oh my god. Because we talked,
• 1:23:33
  I was like, we'll give them. I'll take him to work with
• 1:23:35
  me and give away the rest of them or whatever. Didn't you go,
• 1:23:39
  Yeah, I scooped him out. They weren't hot, and and so like
• 1:23:41
  I was like, I'll take the leftovers and I'll take them to work,
• 1:23:43
  give them to the girls at work because it's going into the weekend. And
• 1:23:45
  she ate like she look like two batches. Oh my god, shees,
• 1:23:48
  you're not giving anybody anyway. They're so good? Are you the one that
• 1:23:54
  showed me how to do it? And so somebody showed me with cream cheese
• 1:23:59
  makes it with this, yeah, rabbing bacon. You get two fifty for
• 1:24:04
  two hours to call it a fucking day. I think that it ain't hard.
• 1:24:09
  Maybe. I mean, I sprinkled mine with the meat Church. They
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  because I might be saved. Might be. I ain't done shipping them.
• 1:24:17
  The Holy the Holy Gospel rub is great, but the one I've been on
• 1:24:21
  now is the Holy Voodoo. It's a Cajun Hallelujah. I sprinkled them things
• 1:24:28
  down with that, so they pretty caramelize with the little Cajun cal sugar on
• 1:24:31
  the outside. Now what I might what I might do next. What I
• 1:24:35
  might do next is get us in with the bare Holman's w sauce. That's
• 1:24:40
  good. I've been somebody's some One of the guys I fished with down this
• 1:24:45
  year, we invited two new guys. Yeah, yeah, saw that.
• 1:24:46
  So we had two new guys and um one of them was like, we
• 1:24:49
  were cooking up a storm. Of course we always do. And he's like,
• 1:24:51
  you boys don't fuck around. So like Tucker of course had done,
• 1:24:56
  like his steaks. He he has a kit where he can age them dry
• 1:25:00
  age stakes at his house. He drives him for like thirty or forty days
• 1:25:03
  or something and then do so anyway, He's like, so he sent Tucker
• 1:25:08
  some thing or another, but he sent me a bottle of W sauce and
• 1:25:11
  I haven't got to use it yet. I haven't used it on anything I've
• 1:25:14
  got. The standard is kind of a flavored beefed up orch sire and then
• 1:25:18
  there's like a pepper one too, that's kind of like a This Bears company.
• 1:25:21
  Yeah, he started, he and his buddy started. It's really Travis
• 1:25:27
  is not with us anymore. Bro, Cormick McCarthy's not either. Do you
• 1:25:30
  want to let's address that, dude? So that really upset. Yeah,
• 1:25:33
  I'm I'm I'm really shocked. So yeah, right in the middle of one
• 1:25:36
  of our breaks here the man who taught me to love literature, Cormick mccarth.
• 1:25:44
  Isn't that the man and the Boy? No, that's horses. I
• 1:25:50
  never could trilogy. He rested his brother, but I cannot get through blood
• 1:25:55
  or merdy like I've tried no cuntry for old men. Yeah? Was that
• 1:26:00
  that? I mean? I read the book and it was good, but
• 1:26:01
  the last scene Tommy Lee Jones and that last scene said at the table.
• 1:26:08
  Yeah, but like yeah, it wasn't. Yeah, but like it kind
• 1:26:11
  of brought it gave the vibes of that whole book, like do him sitting
• 1:26:14
  there staring off in the space talking about loading and daddy in a snowstorm like
• 1:26:17
  next hilarioum at mercery. So yeah, Hey, we don't all know everything,
• 1:26:25
  Doug. We can't all know. We're here to we're here to inform
• 1:26:29
  and educate. That's all right, but yes, yeah, so so yeah,
• 1:26:35
  where do we go from a lot of people would say Cormac, Yeah,
• 1:26:41
  Cormac mccarmack. Yeah, But I mean, how ol would he probably
• 1:26:44
  been? He won? He won? I had no idea that text from
• 1:26:49
  your cousin. God, No, not vander Horse Calhoun here, he's here,
• 1:26:55
  He's not, he's not. I guess he saw our truck. Well,
• 1:27:00
  you had to move to some booge gass office where Calhoun's gonna be your
• 1:27:03
  Oh my god, next to a hipster bar from ashe a whale? Hey,
• 1:27:09
  bud, take what's up? Damn? How you been? Shouldn't have
• 1:27:16
  been? Hello, gents, gents, you've lost some weight? Are you
• 1:27:21
  doing ozempic? Yes it's not the the ozempic per se, but a friend
• 1:27:29
  of a friend you know how these things of course in your world, of
• 1:27:32
  course there's all kinds of shady. Well you look good man, but I
• 1:27:35
  appreciate you. You like the studio. It's eclectic, I believe, is
• 1:27:42
  the word when one might use to describe the piles of fine art or lack
• 1:27:46
  thereofs. So were you at the whale down the road and star cars?
• 1:27:49
  Oh heavens? No, no, this is just a short cut to the
• 1:27:55
  jet waiting for me on the tom Mac and a friend of mine? Uh,
• 1:28:00
  does have an interest in your fine office establishment here? Yes, to
• 1:28:03
  buy it? Do you own the whole building? Pol? Or? Is
• 1:28:06
  it just just this one room? It's just somebody's that's that you bought your
• 1:28:11
  own student. Yeah, you got some friends that Yeah. Yeah, they've
• 1:28:15
  done all this. The refinery here across the street. Yeah, we're hard
• 1:28:17
  by the refinery here and Charleston. Yeah hard up, I see, okay,
• 1:28:21
  No, not hard anyway. So what do you do you one of
• 1:28:25
  our sponsors fly away? Yes it is sure. No, I'm on my
• 1:28:31
  way to you, d of the keys down at Alamaro for the tournaments.
• 1:28:34
  You got the Gold Cup coming up right? No? I don't usually fish
• 1:28:38
  the Gold Cup. Not any longer. See, Uh, I know this
• 1:28:43
  is hard to comprehend, as though the prestigious placed upon the gold Cup.
• 1:28:45
  However, Uh, those of us who truly top and fish, uh see,
• 1:28:51
  the gold Cup is more of a farm league, if you will.
• 1:28:55
  The Triple Crown, as it were, was more of a h participant Asian
• 1:29:00
  trophy. Okay, for those of us who chase the true giants, I
• 1:29:02
  follow him in the great swootsteps of the Southern gentleman himself, of course,
• 1:29:05
  mister Pate Okay, in Gabon, and we chase true giants. Where is
• 1:29:12
  that? Uh? It's on the dark forbidden coast of the motherland, Puertoy
• 1:29:17
  Africa, Africa. So do you see him on flats like coming from like
• 1:29:21
  a mile away? Just I prefer not to have the ease of knowing the
• 1:29:26
  top and is in the area. One must assume the top and is in
• 1:29:30
  the area. Will the top and into the area, and then feed the
• 1:29:32
  top and spiritually and then no, let's stay with me metaphorically spiritually and then
• 1:29:43
  physically. One must attain the physical connection through the metaphysical committion. No,
• 1:29:50
  we do not, Paul or Doug or whoever. That's it's been like it.
• 1:30:00
  Should you ever find yourself in Gabon, which it's probably been a year,
• 1:30:03
  it is quite the spiritual connection. Do you take a lot of shots
• 1:30:08
  immunizations to go over there? Well? To be fair. As a child
• 1:30:13
  on Safari, I was bitten by many flies. The doctors tell me I
• 1:30:16
  have a quin fired. Uh, natural immunization. So as it were,
• 1:30:23
  despite my less than tan complexion, I'm quite African inside. Yes, yes,
• 1:30:29
  I have been exposed to many of the viruses. One can only been
• 1:30:33
  bit so many times without encountering the I get ready African diseases. Yes,
• 1:30:40
  yes, so I think the last time we had you on, we had
• 1:30:42
  a friend j. Johnson that would just recently back from New Guinea. You
• 1:30:45
  said you were from Old Guinea. You would just take your tip to old
• 1:30:51
  beautiful place, beautiful place. Have you been back to Old Guinea? You
• 1:30:56
  No, No, there was nothing there for me, Paul, to be
• 1:30:59
  fair, So it's old news for you. It's once once scene is is
• 1:31:03
  is never again? In my book. Uh, I'm on a mission,
• 1:31:09
  as it were my life, to see to see you all the old places.
• 1:31:13
  Are you quite all right there? Actually? It's Paul, Oh,
• 1:31:16
  that's Paul. See this is why I can't get this scrap. That's okay.
• 1:31:20
  Yeah, So okay, So you're not going to Alan Marada. We're
• 1:31:25
  on the Are you going straight to Gaboon Gabon? Yeah? So are you
• 1:31:30
  going there right now? Yes? Yes? Yes, Uh the John's Island
• 1:31:34
  private airport, of course. Is the jet is waiting as as such?
• 1:31:39
  However I came by once again. Uh you always get you always get Lewis
• 1:31:43
  to go. Are you going to get Lewis to go? Oh? Of
• 1:31:45
  course that's why you're Yeah. You guys are buddies, you know. Yeah.
• 1:31:49
  Of course of course he makes he makes palatable. Uh, one must.
• 1:31:57
  One must make dudes with what one has at hand. Of course,
• 1:32:00
  are you a raving guy or a brisket guy? Personally? Personally, I
• 1:32:10
  like the u the rib meat, but only the top portion where it meets
• 1:32:15
  the spine, that is the most tender section. So Calhoun, yes,
• 1:32:24
  let's get back to fish. Sorry, I get excited about my meat.
• 1:32:27
  So I got a little row when I was in the keys fish on the
• 1:32:30
  ocean side. Yes, yes, I caught quite the warm up. I
• 1:32:33
  caught seven fish, all over one hundred pounds. And even if that's pretty
• 1:32:36
  awesome. Ye high five. It sounds hi five, I've just washed my
• 1:32:41
  hands called. Okay, it sounds it sounds like quite the morning in the
• 1:32:45
  U in the kiddie pool as it were. Yes, it does sound.
• 1:32:48
  It sounds like you had side seven fish in the morning. You know that
• 1:32:54
  that would be exceptional for some for sure. Okay, what do you need
• 1:32:57
  of the worm hatch? When have you ever say one? Yeah, one
• 1:33:00
  have I seen? Yes, I've seen the worm hatch? Or one has
• 1:33:05
  I've bathed amongst the ones on the full moon on an outgoing tide. You
• 1:33:12
  see, you didn't have a rod. You've just done it so many times
• 1:33:15
  you'd rather just swim with them. I wanted to understand why the top and
• 1:33:18
  wouldn't be there as it were, so the only way to understand was to
• 1:33:23
  be in the water as one of them. One Texas from your drivers saying,
• 1:33:29
  Sin Calhoun, I'm certain he's getting it. And see, well,
• 1:33:32
  we didn't even know nobody wants to work these days. I swear we didn't
• 1:33:35
  even get into like the real thick, the real questions. I'm certain Michael
• 1:33:41
  will need a loan. It's you got any questions before he leaves. I'm
• 1:33:45
  sorry, I've just choked. Well, good luck in the dark deep waters
• 1:33:47
  of friends. Jet fuel waits for no man, I shall see myself out.
• 1:33:54
  Okay, all right, very well, very well, thank you?
• 1:33:57
  All right, Sorry, I was in professional I don't know. Man.
• 1:34:03
  Yeah, he's an asshole, right, he's don't think he's trying. I
• 1:34:08
  don't he's It's hard to call him an asshole because he's not trying to be
• 1:34:11
  an asked No, he just is one. Y'all lost me on by definition
• 1:34:15
  he is, but he's not trying to be one. I mean, you
• 1:34:17
  lost me on the o G the old guy. You didn't hear the old
• 1:34:23
  gun? Where are you going around? When Jay? You were there fairly
• 1:34:27
  at the table he got tacos? Was there too? Yeah, Rom probably
• 1:34:33
  was there. I mean, y'a might y'all might hate Calhoun, but I
• 1:34:36
  love Calhoun. He's such. He wasn't rude. Oh he wouldn't know.
• 1:34:45
  He gave me the side out when he was leaving. Man not know that
• 1:34:47
  does does the organ man know the roaches are being rude to him? Because
• 1:34:51
  that's how that's how Calhoun sees you to be fair and me. I'm not
• 1:34:56
  putting you in like I'm a roach too, don't or all right? I
• 1:35:00
  got uh, I get another ad to go out on. Well we'll come
• 1:35:05
  back. We got okay, okay, yeah, we'll do a wholeny of
• 1:35:09
  the segments. We'll do one last secent. Is that good? Is that
• 1:35:12
  we can do whatever we want? Paul? It's our show. It is
• 1:35:14
  our show. We still got like three beers. And I got to HBO
• 1:35:19
  last night and I was like, I'm just gonna find something new on HBO.
• 1:35:24
  Of y'all seen or heard the podcast that Jason Bateman. Yes, you
• 1:35:30
  watched the video, but me and me and Joanne listened to the We listen
• 1:35:34
  to the podcast all the time. And it's watching the show. Joanne's been
• 1:35:40
  watching it. I saw, I've caught clips of it It's all black,
• 1:35:42
  and watched the first episode. I need to watch more of it. But
• 1:35:45
  like the show, the actual podcast is. I mean, well, what's
• 1:35:48
  funny? I've not listened got three Hollywood level writers like talking to each other,
• 1:35:53
  and I have not listened to the podcast. I've only watched the episode
• 1:35:56
  one of the HBO one. But it reminds me we were to getting a
• 1:36:00
  private plane. If you watch who was Doug Oh? Yeah, I know,
• 1:36:04
  but I think he's absolutely genus. Do you have hbop or whatever?
• 1:36:09
  Yeah, whatever they call it that Max watch it tonight. It's twenty twenty
• 1:36:14
  three. Well, I don't know if he has it, I have it.
• 1:36:16
  I just SmartLess look it up. Is it a podcast or yes,
• 1:36:20
  it's just a video behind the scenes of him going on tour doing so it
• 1:36:25
  is a podcast. But Jason Bateman, it's so and Will what's his name,
• 1:36:31
  Will funny Man? I don't know. Uh, well, he's the
• 1:36:35
  guy. No, he's the guy from He's one of the funniest people I've
• 1:36:42
  ever seen. But they don't they're always in care like they're just there.
• 1:36:44
  They don't even care. They're bas his his story about going to rehab for
• 1:36:48
  Rose. No. So, he's an alcoholic on Rose and it's the hard
• 1:36:56
  when you're driving around. It was just Rose when you're driving around this listen
• 1:37:00
  to SmartLess podcast. That one's good. But then, yeah, you watched
• 1:37:01
  the show if you're at home, but like, like I can't wait to
• 1:37:03
  get home. The podcast is hilarious and it's all they interview, Like the
• 1:37:08
  whole theme and thing is like they bring on a mystery guests and the mister
• 1:37:11
  guests always some high powered Hollywood person but each So like if if if each
• 1:37:15
  week you said it's your week, Doug, and you came in like I
• 1:37:18
  brought somebody, and then fucking Tom Cruise walked in and sat down, and
• 1:37:23
  then next week you you had Martin Squiskazy and Sack Gates and you was saying,
• 1:37:30
  but like, that's how it is. Every week, somebody's responsible for
• 1:37:32
  acquiring the guests, but none of the other people know who the guests is,
• 1:37:35
  so you can't prep your question. That would be the closest I would
• 1:37:42
  get to Steven Spielberg, some guy from behind the Circle k and Spielkirk.
• 1:37:48
  So, so I was watching this last night. I got eight minutes in.
• 1:37:53
  I goes like, Sarah would like this. US like, Sarah,
• 1:37:55
  you gotta go watch, and I oversold it. I think she kind of
• 1:37:58
  liked it. The first ten minutes is just like these guys, they're not
• 1:38:02
  even trying to be funny. I think you have to understand the Like personally,
• 1:38:05
  me and my wife had listened to the podcast a lot, and so
• 1:38:10
  like when I saw my wife watching and she I was like, oh shit,
• 1:38:12
  I would really like to see this. But she's been watching it without
• 1:38:14
  me, so I'm gonna have to do it. I'm on and I don't
• 1:38:15
  have that much time for TV. Sot. We'll see oh like three different
• 1:38:20
  shops, like forty different forty dozen flies right now. So there's not a
• 1:38:24
  lot of TV watching. They goes on podcast listening. We should have told
• 1:38:27
  your cousin he's about to fly, like he could have got me some mail.
• 1:38:31
  He could have got me some mail. So let's let's let's turn off
• 1:38:34
  the turtle box. We're turning off the turtle box audio ambient. I'm gonna
• 1:38:40
  miss the turtle we're bringing back. We're gonna slide into a commercial. Hey,
• 1:38:44
  what was that record company had? The logo was a turtle? What?
• 1:38:48
  Oh yeah, it was a turtle record from the eighties, eighties from
• 1:38:53
  the Let me have some more that frigate. I'm only three hours, that's
• 1:39:04
  all I heard. I'm not even gonna play the two and a half minute
• 1:39:06
  one. That seems like we said we've had enough to that. So all
• 1:39:12
  right, I'm gonna play another commercial. We're gonna go into break and come
• 1:39:15
  right back for okay, So yep, it's starting to get weird. All
• 1:39:19
  right, here we go. We're down here at Dan's target Farm down here
• 1:39:27
  in Flamingo. Now we will not be undersold. If you want to got
• 1:39:30
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• 1:39:35
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• 1:39:39
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• 1:39:43
  Twenty dollars for tarping a little more expensive during the tarpan turney week, but
• 1:39:47
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• 1:39:53
  be signing on a graph. Happy to have you and come on down to
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  Dani's tarking far. Hello, they're barely live listeners. Have you ever had
• 1:40:18
  that morning headed to the water and you stopped to get ice and realize,
• 1:40:21
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• 1:40:26
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• 1:40:30
  the ice Master ice Master styrofoam grocery store cooler. Ice Master. That's the
• 1:40:35
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• 1:40:42
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• 1:40:46
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• 1:40:53
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• 1:41:15
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• 1:41:20
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  our rum game top notch, like high end, like nice rum uh speaker
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  through right behind you. That turtle box has got pots. And then I
• 1:41:44
  heard there's a few competitors out there on that turtle box. Well case I
• 1:41:46
  can tell you about that. But then then our sunglass game, but he
• 1:41:50
  know all the white baby all the way nat Shell Big Turtle is like it's
• 1:41:57
  acoustically centered. Yeah. So the thing is like the one thing we lack
• 1:42:02
  is uh cooler cooler technology. But you know what, those stour from coolers
• 1:42:06
  have saved many a day on the water for many of them. It's kind
• 1:42:09
  of feeling that we've known some people. I think I want to tell you
• 1:42:13
  real quick, Um, can I tell a story about a star so that
• 1:42:17
  we all have a good star. So I'm gonna drink this rum. Yeah,
• 1:42:21
  go ahead, good Back in the day down to Beaufort Uh, it
• 1:42:26
  used to be a really good kobe run come up in the river. And
• 1:42:28
  there's still our kobe that come in the river doing not like me think you
• 1:42:30
  it's like some dinosaur story where they've been extinct. They are not. However,
• 1:42:34
  the run is not what it used to be. And maybe I'm part
• 1:42:38
  of that problem because we didn't know no better back in those days. But
• 1:42:43
  a long time ago, far far away, we used to go. Every
• 1:42:45
  once a while, we'd sit and soak bait for kobea in the river,
• 1:42:47
  in the Broad River down to Bufort. So in order to take all the
• 1:42:51
  chum that you needed to make a good chump slick to get those koba to
• 1:42:55
  you, we would buy the gas station coolers right the stour from Coolers Master
• 1:43:00
  five thousand cooler and we'd pack it full of chum. Then we'd use the
• 1:43:03
  chump and we'd just throw the cooler away at the end of the day,
• 1:43:05
  right, because you don't want to stain up your good coolers with the chump.
• 1:43:09
  Sure. Well, I went fishing with my buddy and he had ibs.
• 1:43:12
  I don't know if you know what that is, but if you do,
• 1:43:14
  look it up. Um, and we were sitting Now, in these
• 1:43:17
  days, you lined up at the bridge and you were within talking distance of
• 1:43:21
  the boat next to you, because guys would just like sit. And it
• 1:43:24
  was John Irwin Broad Yeah, and John Irwin, a very popular, very
• 1:43:30
  well known guide here was sitting with clients right next to us. And it
• 1:43:33
  was me and Ben Floyd and man who will not be mentioned with IBS,
• 1:43:38
  and we are fishing for the day under the bridge. We caught five kobe
• 1:43:42
  that day. We killed two of them. However, at some point IBS
• 1:43:45
  took over and our friend ended up having to take a crap in one of
• 1:43:51
  the disposable coolers on the bow of the boat within like talking to because it
• 1:43:58
  was the only place that we didn't want to be near him, so we
• 1:44:00
  were in the back fishing. So he went up to the bow in front
• 1:44:02
  of the console and like just sat down. He was down in the boat.
• 1:44:04
  He wasn't up on the day, but he was like still sitting there
• 1:44:08
  like just able to have a conversation like we're having right now with John Irwin,
• 1:44:12
  and everyone's trying not to make eye contact, and he's making animal noises
• 1:44:16
  up there. Just that's a perfectly fine to destroyed that cooler we made him.
• 1:44:21
  As soon as we got back to the sustainable. We got back to
• 1:44:24
  the dock, we're like, all right, first off, grab that and
• 1:44:27
  you're taking it to the dumpster that was at the rainbow. Made him carried
• 1:44:31
  up there. No, it's it's funny, he said it because most stari
• 1:44:34
  from coolers that you would find in the Broad River, and you would chum
• 1:44:38
  those. I would show up. You know, I've heard him. I've
• 1:44:42
  heard a story. It might be mythical, but I remember hearing a story
• 1:44:45
  about John irwhen and he had a female climb on the boat and she wouldn't
• 1:44:48
  rull boat. That is an urban legend. It's not John Irwin. And
• 1:44:54
  it was every guy. Every guy, every guy has a story about the
• 1:45:00
  female. Flint said, I have to use the bathroom and use a lot
• 1:45:02
  well and they take a shit like I will. I will promise you,
• 1:45:09
  I will tell you this. I will tell you this. John Erewen did
• 1:45:14
  have a guy one time in Bufort story. John Ewen did have a guy
• 1:45:18
  one time in Beaufort and they were going back to the rant. They were
• 1:45:20
  on the way done heard he ran across the water well. This guy was
• 1:45:24
  like sitting on about like sitting on the jump seat front John's console and he
• 1:45:28
  leans back and he's big, guys, John says, he's like three hundred
• 1:45:30
  pounds and he leans back. He's like, John, I got use bathroom.
• 1:45:32
  He's like, man, we're almost back where we were going fast with
• 1:45:34
  Cam will be back in the man and he is like, I don't think
• 1:45:38
  you understand. And he's like, I can't do anything for you. We're
• 1:45:42
  almost back, and he said that the sick thing. He goes, I'm
• 1:45:44
  sorry John, and just dove out of the boat at full tilt, like
• 1:45:47
  just full plane, just like I can't take it, and just went over
• 1:45:53
  the side. And you know, Irwin kills the engine like swings around and
• 1:45:57
  a guy does his business. But then the guy ways three hundred pounds.
• 1:46:00
  Now they're they're over Lemon. Was a Lemon Island ramp. Yeah, it's
• 1:46:03
  on the coastal Watcher or whatever the hell the river is there, Cloissa Hatching,
• 1:46:06
  I think is what it. So they're on Lemon Island, so he
• 1:46:10
  can see the ramp, but it's still a ways up the river and he's
• 1:46:13
  like, they can't get this guy back in the boat because he's too heavy.
• 1:46:15
  And then there's no steps on flatboats, so he can't get him in.
• 1:46:18
  So John's just hang on to the side. So they just drug him
• 1:46:21
  back to the ramp and then had him swim up and walk up the boat.
• 1:46:25
  Ram. Oh, this is qualified caption. Chick. Imagine that it's
• 1:46:30
  been a hell of a day. That one I know is true. But
• 1:46:34
  the one about the woman peeing and like needs they think they need to pee
• 1:46:39
  in and then maybe we're gonna have to do that. We need to do
• 1:46:43
  that anyway. But yeah, I could swear he told me that was the
• 1:46:45
  real story. He might he might have happened. But I'm telling you every
• 1:46:48
  captain in the history captain has it, and it's usually alive. Well,
• 1:46:50
  and then they usually have a chick. He's getting him on the next he'll
• 1:46:56
  do. And we talked about his farm and all the shit, and he's
• 1:46:58
  been around here forever. Good, that'll be a good one. I'll be
• 1:47:00
  good. All right. Well, we gotta got a record. But yeah,
• 1:47:04
  well let's get a whole case one. You already, Jesus Christ,
• 1:47:08
  I'll go get him. He's back there. Work all right. Let me
• 1:47:10
  turn down the turn box sound stage. That's a hell of a Nightcap where
• 1:47:14
  right there we gods let's side. Well, hello, there may live fans.
• 1:47:40
  It's your favorite guy? Is that my themes a? I'm still going?
• 1:47:43
  I thought? Is that? Hey? What that over there playing on
• 1:47:46
  the dud? It's called production? Like, I don't know what just producting,
• 1:47:53
  poor quality, non quality and there? What do you What do you
• 1:47:58
  pay for Richard? You pay for a good production guy for this or what?
• 1:48:01
  I don't pay for nothing? You know that, Paul. I do
• 1:48:03
  everything I can to avoid paying for things like like you the bank of money
• 1:48:08
  too, Huh. I don't know about oh anybody money, but you know
• 1:48:13
  me. Maybe I'm a little behind on some payments. But no, I'm
• 1:48:16
  not trying to make my business. I just heard something earlier. You'd like
• 1:48:19
  it getting up being my ship. But okay, so hey Richard, we'll
• 1:48:24
  say I'm excited, yo. What's because I've been seeing some stuff on your
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  Instagram. You've been thrown out some teasers of what told you lie been working
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  on some stuff? Yeah, come on, Like, first off, I
• 1:48:38
  want to introduce you to this product guy here. It's so you got what
• 1:48:43
  do you got? It's called the tortoise cube. Okay, so basically nature
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  has provided to post the perfect acoustic uh accouterment to any speaker that you would
• 1:48:55
  like to do any of the tortoise. Now let me tell you back back,
• 1:48:57
  hold on, yeah, like the tortoise, like the turtle that on
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  in his own land and speaker. Yeah, so listen. Well, they're
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  actually amphibious. I don't know if you know it's about I don't know if
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  you noticed. But for a whole while I lived in Central Florida with my
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  mama when I was the baby, and my mama had a gopher tourtia.
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  It's just like turtle box. There's already you a product called don't talk to
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  me about that blasphemous plastic thing over there. Okay, we're gonna talk about
• 1:49:21
  that later. Hell of a speaker. So my mama, he lived,
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  She lived in Central Florida, and she lived and she had a gopher tortoise
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  in the backyard, right and she knows that told she fed him all the
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  lettis and the carrots and left over from the dinner. And well, one
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  day that tourtis died and that and my mama didn't want the tourist go away,
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  so she asked me that if I could preserve him you know as it
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  were. Okay in those days, my taxiderma skills were not quite up to
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  paw, so it didn't work out. So I was left with a perfectly
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  good gopher tortise there. Well. One day, well, hanging out in
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  the grass, I said a little too close through my speakers over in the
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  corner, and it amplify. I could hear. Was like being in the
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  stadium with your kid. Oh, it was like being front stage Dave Matthews
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  concert with everybody getting stung by bees. It was the best thing you've ever
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  thing. And I realized right then that that tortoiseeshell was the perfect acoustic amplifier.
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  So I tore the speakers out of my nineteen ninety eight needs on maximum,
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  I took two tweeters. Yeah, it was beautiful, and then I
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  wired them in there and it was beautiful. Now it's our waterproofer there.
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  Buddy knows tortoise swim, but it is amazing. So I've been working on
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  that idea a little bit over the year. It's not really a portable device.
• 1:50:42
  It's more like this black How much more portable can it get? Now?
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  With new battery text I have been able to replace the hard wire with
• 1:50:51
  lithium batterism thoughts that I've stolen out of Tesla's. When they're all looking and
• 1:50:56
  and and and and you can get a pretty good system. The one on
• 1:51:00
  now, the waterproof thing is distouraging. So I've been working on a new
• 1:51:02
  one that I call the longerhead lunch pail. Now, the longerhead lunch pails
• 1:51:08
  made from real longerhead hills that I get from down The risk is it's only
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  from the ones that don't make it. Okay, what are they gonna do
• 1:51:15
  with the shells? They just throw them out back. And so anyway,
• 1:51:18
  all of my products are completely bid agreeable, made out of real tortoise and
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  do a longerhead hills and and then I just wired the speakers in there,
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  you know, a lot of hot glue and shit. Did it work?
• 1:51:30
  Do you have any like just customer like early customer? Yeah, I do.
• 1:51:33
  I've got I've got Jimmy, Jimmy from the Circle K. Where's he
• 1:51:39
  here, Jimmy, Come tell him how good this sounds? Hey? I
• 1:51:41
  brought him in? Is that okay? Hey? Richard? Hey, Hey
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  Richard. So I've got I've got the tell them about the sound acoustic quit
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  I've got the tortoise shell. What are you calling it? Totis tortoise cube,
• 1:51:54
  tortoise cube because it's shaped like it blows my damn socks off a lot.
• 1:52:00
  We don't have shoes, so we over wear socks. Jb Ill Record
• 1:52:04
  Player just chucked right into it like Almond Brothers live for fillmore. Goddamn,
• 1:52:11
  I'm there, goddamn shower. It's crazy. Yeah, one pair of crimples
• 1:52:15
  in the mix of wine. You can wire whatever the hell you want into
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  thanke. You're in good seeing you, buddy. Thanks Jimmy, don't touch
• 1:52:20
  his thing on the way out. Hey, So anyway, Jimmy, I'm
• 1:52:25
  really excited about heard you boys are looking for some sponsors who you don't get
• 1:52:29
  on board. You don't put a little money in the body. Yeah,
• 1:52:31
  we actually already have a company that's making it. Turtle box. Yeah,
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  crazy, what does that take. It's a speaker, it's it's made out
• 1:52:42
  of plastic, Paul, Yeah, it's waterproof. You can so is the
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  longer ahead lunch pail. Can even do karaoke with this thing. I can
• 1:52:50
  wire whatever the hell you want into it. It's just bluetooth. Yes,
• 1:52:55
  got everything, man, Yeah, are disappointed as hell. Well, let's
• 1:52:58
  just let's just I feel like we're kind of competing against our sponsor of the
• 1:53:01
  shows. Let's maybe move on to different territory. What you've been doing even
• 1:53:05
  fishing much lately? Yeah, a little being between working home by my tortoise
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  cubes and my lunch panous. But yeah, you know, I've been out
• 1:53:14
  there a little bit. I've been trying to find some some tarping. But
• 1:53:17
  he really rot you know early I heard him off the beach the other day.
• 1:53:23
  I heard him. Didn't see him, but I heard him my new
• 1:53:25
  days out there isn't like hey, region and as can you make that?
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  Can you make that perfect sound of like a tarp and rolling? Ah?
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  No, it's like it's like, yeah, it's well, it's it's like,
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  oh that's hard to get. It's hard to get. Was that a
• 1:53:47
  water fart? It was a waterfall when into little bubbles and then go back
• 1:53:50
  in. Yeah, like tarping parts in the morning. For one minute,
• 1:53:59
  let's just all do our You guys are weird. That's why I'm coming in
• 1:54:02
  here. So Richard, you've been you've been dating? No? Well,
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  yeah, you know I have the curse. Oh like the third day curse,
• 1:54:19
  because that's the third day. That's why they won't come to see your
• 1:54:23
  house. And you can't work on things called the tortoise cube and keep a
• 1:54:27
  nice clean batchl pad at the same time you got like tortoise parts all over
• 1:54:30
  the living They come in, they see one loggerhead head, and then all
• 1:54:39
  of a sudden, nobody wants to play with Richard anymore, play with Chards
• 1:54:44
  towards head. Yeah, I'll tell you right now that loggerhead. I won't
• 1:54:49
  play the Richards here. It's a lonely life being an entrepreneur first sponsor,
• 1:54:59
  is it? Entrepreneur? Entrepreneur? Turtlebox gonna love this thing? Hi,
• 1:55:08
  look, turtlebox, better watch out because okay, so we're coming for you
• 1:55:12
  with the tortoise cube ended longerhead lunch pale. All right, we got any
• 1:55:16
  letters in the mailbox? I don't know that's your job. I don't have
• 1:55:19
  a mailbox. It's true that I do have one. Okay, let's answer
• 1:55:25
  the question. God, I hope it's not about speaker from Core Core Mick
• 1:55:30
  McMurtry, Carmick McCarthy, No, Core McMurtry. Oh my god. Um,
• 1:55:35
  dear Richard, Um, I like to fish in the keys a lot,
• 1:55:41
  and was just curious if you ever dealt with any thing like dealing with
• 1:55:46
  any other GUIDs on the boat down there or whenever you're fishing. Well,
• 1:55:49
  See, the thing is what I've realized most of the time, the guys
• 1:55:54
  down there, they're really only mad at like tourists, theo they thing that
• 1:55:58
  don't belong. But there's like a fine line, right, Like it's like
• 1:56:02
  road rage. Who are you gonna yell at? You? Are you gonna
• 1:56:06
  yell at the fifty year old Paul guy in the moth of me out of
• 1:56:10
  that cut you off? Or the guy with the kind of too long beard
• 1:56:15
  in the jacked up truck that most definitely has guns. Which one are you
• 1:56:18
  gonna yell at? Right though? I'm totally falling out. So I come
• 1:56:21
  in with my tortoise cube blasting ac DC. I got my I got my
• 1:56:29
  ninety eight tord t shirt on on the bow, and I got a fly
• 1:56:31
  rod and a shotgun another hand. Ain't nobody ever mess with me? I
• 1:56:35
  stared down Rob Fortis to his face in the bowling alley, and well,
• 1:56:42
  I didn't catch a tarpin but marble lights, right, mar bars, yeah,
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  gpcesar senecas or whatever I can get at the time. Let's be real.
• 1:56:53
  The point is, Paul, it's about perception. M I don't give
• 1:56:58
  off the vibe of fuck with Richard. That's true. That is true.
• 1:57:01
  Well, Richard, we appreciate it, buddy. I love you, boy,
• 1:57:05
  Doug, you got anything for Richard? Hey, I noticed the other
• 1:57:09
  day when I'm thinking here, behind one of them ladies that was leaving from
• 1:57:12
  her office and have showers than you. You think they'd be cool if I
• 1:57:15
  don't know, took a shower. That's fine. I'll just I'm gonna be
• 1:57:18
  in the showers on the album. I'll leave you my key, I'll leave
• 1:57:21
  you. Yeah, just leave it do I lock it up real time.
• 1:57:25
  I won't make any copies. That's that's all. Sho that was. That
• 1:57:47
  was violent? Yeah, okay, So but he's making Mike, did you
• 1:57:54
  hear about the h I was the tortous shell box or something he's making?
• 1:57:59
  Yeah, said instance, we get turtle box and he's making an audio box
• 1:58:02
  made a real turtle. You know though, like it'd be pretty cool to
• 1:58:06
  have a I mean all right, look, I'm all about conservation now.
• 1:58:11
  We'll never kill an animal. Let's just be real. But how badass would
• 1:58:15
  it beat? It is? Have a speaker in the true like in your
• 1:58:17
  car, you t would like a kicker. Yeah, there's something that's inherently
• 1:58:30
  cool. It'd be pretty cool listening up. Funny story about turtle shells that
• 1:58:34
  that me and Tucker was in the Bahamas one time and he bought a turtle
• 1:58:39
  shell off of a dude green turtle. Well, yeah, and it was
• 1:58:42
  like lacquered and everything, which they're illegal in the United States. You can't
• 1:58:45
  bring her home. So, uh, that trip, we didn't take a
• 1:58:49
  boat over to this day, we so he flew over, so he didn't
• 1:58:53
  bring it back because he couldn't because they're allowed in states. So to this
• 1:58:58
  day, that turtleshelle is still sitting beminy. I know where it is.
• 1:59:00
  I know that's Oh, it's in a house that's a friend, a friend's
• 1:59:04
  house, Like it's never gonna leave. Yeah, but Tucker owns a turtle
• 1:59:09
  show. I've yet to smuggle because I've gone or twice with boats and I
• 1:59:13
  just forgot about it. I'll leave it at this. Have y'all ever eaten
• 1:59:15
  turtle? Uh? Snapping turtlets? I never had. I never had for
• 1:59:20
  those those guys. I remember eight sea turtle. I've ate snapping turtles.
• 1:59:27
  Yeah, they don't advertise that they eat it, but I think they eat
• 1:59:29
  it. Yeah, there are a lot of yards. Chris Sparrow my buddy
• 1:59:34
  from a Gusta. He was he was a property manager when you first started
• 1:59:39
  out in real estate. Okay, the worst callie ever got was too an
• 1:59:43
  apartment complex that somebody had abandoned an apartment in it and they found an eighty
• 1:59:49
  pounds snapping turtle in the bathroom. Oh god, trying to clean it out.
• 1:59:54
  Why the fun would someone keep it that? So here's the thing.
• 1:59:56
  If we're gonna eat it, if you keep if you kill it, all
• 1:59:59
  right. So look, if you want to eat to snapping turtle, you
• 2:00:00
  can't just take him out of the wherever the fuck you catch him and eat
• 2:00:02
  him. You have to put him in a tank somewhere for a week,
• 2:00:06
  two weeks, month, whatever, feed him fresh fruits and vegetables whatever,
• 2:00:10
  like like a pet. I'm not. You have to clean them out and
• 2:00:14
  so like officially got you feed him like good clean food. You change the
• 2:00:18
  water constantly, and you basically clean their system out of all the shit that
• 2:00:23
  they eat when they live, and they basically you farm it. Yeah,
• 2:00:26
  you get it nice and cleaned out, then you kill it, then you
• 2:00:28
  eat it. You don't eat him fresh out the river. That's how you
• 2:00:30
  do. You ask me. Their mating call sounds like a nail gun.
• 2:00:35
  Well they're snapping it. Yeah, in certain there are communities in Louisiana.
• 2:00:42
  Promise you people shooting nail guns, building houses, really snapping turtles will come
• 2:00:48
  to it were they like they will. They will actually come to a nail
• 2:00:51
  gun thinking as a mating call. True story. This has been Yeah,
• 2:00:58
  this is Lewis. I could do either. Man. I'm just gonna eat
• 2:01:04
  chips to drink beer. I'm not gonna actually eat food, so I don't
• 2:01:08
  care. I'm drink beer. I dinner before I came in. Let's get
• 2:01:15
  right, we're gonna ed on this. Ready, you're ready, I'm ready
• 2:01:16
  for This is the best amount of ballet life, brought to you by dogs.
• 2:01:25
  Current haircut, my god, would you look at it, Mike,
• 2:01:30
  look at it? This report. I've seen many things over the years,
• 2:01:35
  but nothing Mike Dougs. Current haircut, my god, so professional? So
• 2:01:44
  I'm kempt. How does it do better? Thank you boys,