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Mets public address announcer COLIN COSELL joins the show! · NY's Sports Loud Mouth (VIDEO)

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  It's been a crazy, crazy night. I, I, I've been all over the
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  place, but hey, it's a show. And Speaking of all over the
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  place, I'm sure he's all over the place.
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  He's been traveling a lot and hopefully he'll stay far, far
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  away from the planes and the airports and the Ubers because
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  he probably is not too fond of him anymore.
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  Ladies and gentlemen, we are now talking to New York Mets and
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  Army football public address announcer Colin Cosell.
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  Colin, what's up, buddy? You know, you really cannot top
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  that kind of an intro. Thanks for having me back.
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  Given the last debacle when I was previously on, the fact that
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  you allowed me to come back on the show really doesn't mean a
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  lot to me. So.
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  So thank you for having me again.
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  First of all, our pleasure. First of all, the pleasure is
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  all ours. First of all, because you're
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  sensational, what you do is, is great not only for the business.
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  If if you're a Met fan, when you go to the Mets stadium and
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  you're listening to the public address announcer, that is Colin
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  Cosell. So when you walk through the
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  stadium and you are hearing all the public announcements, it is
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  Colin. So if you're a Met fan, this is
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  a man that goes to every single home game for the New York Mets,
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  travels a lot with the Mets organization in the team and his
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  grandfather is the great Howard Cosell.
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  So it is a crazy, crazy, you know, wrap around and really the
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  back end of it. The story is you used to be a
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  manager at a bar and, and really from your career, from where,
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  where you are now and from where you were 10 years ago is pretty,
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  it's pretty crazy. It's, it's, it's just like, it's
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  just a great story and who you are and what you've been doing
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  in this industry for such a long time.
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  It's, it's, it's great. It really is.
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  I, I, we really appreciate you. And I know, you know, Jabba got
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  a chance to meet you for the first time when you were hanging
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  out at the airport as as we, we all know.
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  So. But I, I, we, I want to get back
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  into the Mets because the, the Mets season has been a tailspin.
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  And we were just talking about Vladimir Guerrero Junior, a guy
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  that the Mets were very interesting, interested in
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  bringing in if he was a free agent going into the offseason.
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  But he's not because the Blue Jays gave him a $325 million
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  bonus right up front to stay with the Blue Jays.
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  So where do the Mets go in the offseason?
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  I know they're going. They're going to do everything
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  they can to keep Pete Alonzo and make sure that he's happy.
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  But where do they go in the offseason to become a World
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  Series contender? Because honestly, this roster
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  and this team is not good enough to win a World Series.
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  The pitching staff they got, they got a lot of good young
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  players. McClain looks like he could be a
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  number one, but you're not going into the offseason in the season
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  saying that's our number one and this is our tongue is our number
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  2 and they're not doing that. They have to look at veteran
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  pitching. Where do the Mets go?
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  I mean, it's a really good question.
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  I think at the end of the day, it's going to have to be, you
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  know, it's going to have to be Pete.
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  And I think it's what the fans want.
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  And I think the Mets want it as well.
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  And I think, I'm hoping that maybe, and it never works out
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  this way, somehow Scott Boris always ends up getting his way
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  somehow. It's the weirdest thing.
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  But, you know, maybe they'll be able to find some sort of common
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  ground and and bring him back. The options are are fairly
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  limited, you know, and they can't even really work from
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  within because they've been trying to manipulate and massage
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  players into, you know, different infield positions and
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  first base. They started to tinker with a
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  little bit last year, you know, as a just in case contingency
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  plan sort of approach. But you know, ultimately I I
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  think they're going to have to start shopping around, maybe get
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  some sort of stop gap solution. I hear, you know, Bryce Harper
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  might be on the trade market thanks to fish.
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  Appreciate that. But no, in all seriousness, I
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  think it it's got to be Pete or Bost at this point.
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  You know what I mean? He just he has that vibe about
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  him of being a career met. I think the the fans,
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  absolutely. He's a perfect fit, you know, in
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  New York in general. But I think with the fans, it's
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  a match made in heaven 'cause you know, he's just a lovable
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  meathead who's really good at hitting dingers.
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  So, you know, I don't know that that's that's my take.
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  It's really, it's very limited because.
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  That's all you go, that's all you go.
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  If if you get Pete Alonso, that's that's what you're going
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  into the season. You're hoping, Oh, we signed
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  Pete Alonso. No, no, no, no, I'm sorry.
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  I was just addressing the Pete Alonso asked me to think, OK, in
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  terms of in terms of pitching. I do believe that McLean,
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  obviously he's boom, he's automatically, if not an ace,
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  you know, he's your your number 2.
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  If you get Peterson back to health and you don't have him,
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  you know, exhausted again, I think we've got a solid pitching
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  core if we can get Sanga to be healthy and go back to what we
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  know he's capable of. Of course, there's a lot of what
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  ifs around him now because fool me once, you know, and it just
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  keeps happening. But there's also there's, you
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  know, there's people that we're forgetting about.
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  Christian Scott. We just got some really good
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  news about him. He's progressing really well off
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  of Tommy John surgery. He's a part of that, that future
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  Mets pitching rotation. You know, you take a look at
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  gosh, oh, Bryce Montez to Oka, he's still is, he's still out
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  there. He's and he can throw 1000 miles
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  an hour and he learned how to control it.
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  I used to announce him when he was in Brooklyn and the dude
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  could throw heat, but it was going like into the the the
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  Ferris wheel, which by the way, is in center field.
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  Just you know, control joke obviously that failed.
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  I'll see myself out. I'm going to go get an Uber.
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  But does the Oka joke failed? But no, it, you know, as control
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  and get him back into the rotation as well and he could be
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  middle relief. I think there's a lot of moving
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  parts that people are forgetting about.
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  And I think it's something that Stearns really didn't talk about
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  all that much because it was, you know, the Mets want to have
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  the image of we're all about right now.
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  We want to win right now. And I get that because Steve
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  Cohen, I truly believe does want that as well.
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  But they're also aware of the fact that they caught lightning
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  in a bottle in 24 by signing pitchers who are trying to
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  resurrect their careers. And they managed to do so fairly
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  consistently. And it was a year that that was
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  supposed to be an abject failure, or at least like, you
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  know, a kind of a passable year, but nothing great.
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  This year was supposed to be a huge year, was supposed to be
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  our year that we're going to win the world.
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  This year. Everything was going to work.
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  And it was the same sort of approach, you know, with signing
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  the pitchers that we signed and it didn't work.
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  You know, trying to catch the lightning in a bottle twice was
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  not going to work. Also, you had a team that was
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  really uninspired. You know, the energy wasn't
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  there. You didn't have your character
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  players there. You know, you didn't have your
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  Iglesias and your Oh my gods, you didn't have Winker there
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  regularly to just be Winker. You know, Harrison Bader is
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  another character that that was missing.
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  The team lost a lot of its identity and its character.
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  And what started great this season was literally still
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  riding behind the vibes from the season before.
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  But that lightning that was caught in a bottle, they
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  realized it was a very different, very talented team,
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  but no fire there and a lot of injuries at inopportune times.
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  And it happened a lot to pitching and that's how we got
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  to where we are. So I think Stearns, he tried to
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  catch lightning a bottle twice. Didn't work.
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  But I think behind the scenes he knew we've got a lot of great
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  things that are in the works in our youth movement and our farm
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  system, and we're going to be bringing them up sooner rather
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  than later. So what are you the approach
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  with a lot of the younger players?
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  Obviously Mclean's kind of locked in to, like you said,
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  probably one or two in the rotation.
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  And then Brandon Sprout looked pretty good up and sold towards
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  the end of the season. I was at September 13th.
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  I was there. I watched him pitch very well
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  against the Texas Rangers in that game, but then also the
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  hitters to Beatty Vientos. They've been good, but the
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  consistency still is a question for them.
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  Do you think a lot of these roles are safe on that team or
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  could you see them use them as pieces and potential trade for
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  pitching like you were mentioning?
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  I imagine that they, they could very well be used because, you
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  know, there's also some great talent coming up in, in the farm
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  system in the field as well. So, you know, it they, they
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  could buy their time with these players that they have right
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  now. I think Beatty may have finally
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  massaged himself into being a legitimate, you know, everyday
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  baseball player. Is he going to be cracking an
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  All Star team? Maybe he'll have that one
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  explosive season that players sometimes have, but otherwise I
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  think he he'll be perfectly passable.
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  Bientos is a head scratcher. You know, it seemed like you
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  were getting flashes of him and it felt like the old Studebaker,
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  you were turning the crank and turning the crank, that engine
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  was going and then it just metered out again.
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  So you know, it's going to be one of those things that we also
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  have new coaches coming in and and there's going to be a whole
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  new approach to a lot of these players.
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  And one of the things they try to preach in this organization
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  is consistency across all coaches across all levels.
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  So there's going to be a bit of acclimating there.
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  How do they approach the the young talent that can be a
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  little touchy with your Avantos, Mauricio coming back and and
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  being thrust in the situation he was.
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  And then, of course, Beatty, but I think Beatty has gotten over
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  the hump. So, you know, if, if they can
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  perform at the level that they're capable of, they they
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  could very well be a part of a a championship team.
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  You know, just they need to tighten up their defense
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  desperately across the field. And that goes for, you know,
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  Golden Globe winning Francisco Lindor.
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  So, you know, that's so it could go, it could go either way, but
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  you hope that they're going to be in a place, especially with
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  the new coaches joining the team, that that's going to be,
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  you know, sustainable for the team.
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  And if it's good enough for trade pieces, then so be it.
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  You talked about the pieces of the puzzle that we're lacking in
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  that the Oh my God in the Iglesias.
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  Job was watching the Dodger game.
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  His his head's all over the Dodger game.
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  Well, I I totally get that. Yeah, I'm well, I got, I got
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  football in one feeling, I got based on the other and then I
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  got you guys here so. I don't blame you, man.
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  I don't blame you at all Multi. Tasking over here.
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  It's impressive, actually. Let.
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  Me. See, I got a couple of these
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  things. I got to know what's going on
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  here. My ass off to you.
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  When when it came to this, obviously the signing Pete, I
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  think is obviously first and foremost.
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  But do you think they need to spend instead of all in one
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  basket like they did with Soto where they can get bits and
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  pieces, the Iglesias of the world, the baders, where the IT
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  fits that puzzle as a whole and just not one big piece to to try
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  to get them over the hump? Absolutely.
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  I mean, you know, you you take a look at the game of stratamatic,
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  stratamatic baseball. Have you guys played that?
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  I've. Never played.
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  I've never played stratamatic. OK, tell us what how to play.
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  How do you play? If if you enjoy baseball in any
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  capacity and think you could be a good manager, I implore you to
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  try Stratamatic Baseball. It is a phenomenal simulation,
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  albeit archaic in nature. It is about as analog as it
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  gets, but it really takes into account the amount of chance
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  that's in baseball, but also weighted chance based on your
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  talent and abilities. It's it's really it's it's
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  fascinating. So I strongly suggest you do it
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  and you can get it in a variety of years.
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  Like you can get lineups from like 1972 or or 1946.
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  You can It's it's nuts. It is.
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  Yes, Jared Bennett is absolutely right.
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  It is a stat nerds dream. Then I I wouldn't be good at it.
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  Well, that's the thing. Then you have to figure out the
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  strategy that goes into it as well.
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  And you start to realize that when it comes to a baseball
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  team, you have your role players, you know, you have your
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  defensive like that's why you have defensive, you know,
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  players to put in towards the end of the game to protect a
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  lead. And so you can get those types
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  of players who are going to be character players that are
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  notorious for it. They tend to be the ones that
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  are like just kind of a little, you know, stop gap measure in a
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  championship team and they end up getting like 3 championships
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  from 4 different teams for some reason.
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  You know, some weird outlandish stuff happens with them.
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  So that's, that's basically the, the approach in, in real life
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  with Stratimatic is, you know, you build a team with the best
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  possible players you can, but you know it, it's got to be
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  weighted in, in certain ways and you have to have players that
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  can complement each other. And they don't necessarily have
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  to be billion dollar players. You don't have to sign them for
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  a billion years. You know, you can get someone
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  who's like an Andrew McCutcheon, who you know, is a passable bad
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  as a designated hitter is all personality and a, you know, a
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  rugged old player who can occasionally go into the field,
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  you know, like just and he's passed that, by the way.
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  I'm just thinking of a great character in baseball.
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  But you don't have to spend a million billion dollars and you
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  can't anymore. You know, right now you've got
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  to focus on using the talent that you do have, filling in the
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  the things that need filling in center field being one of those
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  things, and also taking a look at some of the positives that
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  are still there. Starling Marte had a very, very
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  good season for someone who had to reinvent himself as a player.
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  And he's also someone who is a great mentor and kind of a a
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  soother of Soto when he joined the team.
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  He's one of those role-playing guys who can catch fire.
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  It can occasionally play in the field if if need be, but he
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  understands his role and he started to excel at it.
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  So again, these are all just examples of the ways you can
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  approach it without spending a billion dollars and being
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  married to a 30 year contract. Well, I'll just let you know
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  that I would not be playing that game.
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  So I'm not a statistician. Everybody says, well, you're a
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  stat man, you're a stat man. But I'm not going to sit there
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  and try to figure out, hey, you know, if there's 2 balls and one
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  strike, what am I going to do here and how I'm going to do it?
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  And, and where do I, where do I move my, where do I move my
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  third baseman or where do I move my second baseman because this
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  guy is a pole ball hitter. I'm, I'm not, I'm not into that
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  stuff. But anyways, we are talking to
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  New York Mets and Army football public address announcer Colin
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  Cosell, Howard Cosell's grand grandson.
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  He is a great, great personality.
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  He's been on our show quite a few times and he gets better and
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  better every single time. We really do love him.
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  And we really, No, I'm being serious, man.
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  We, you, I'm telling you the truth.
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  I'm not going to lie to you. I listen everybody that knows
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  this show. Come back.
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  I was gonna come. By I'm gonna tell you I want.
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  To be on, I want to be on another episode where there's no
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  baseball and I can just like go like toe to toe with Jabba.
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  That's all I want. Well then, he's so distracted.
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  Then then Jabba wouldn't be the guy to go toe and toe with toe
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  to toe. With, I mean, not, I know, not
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  even toe to. I don't even know why I use
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  that. It's Monday.
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  I'm tired. I don't know what I'm saying
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  anymore. I don't.
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  Yeah, I want to fight Jabba Chamberlain.
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  That's what I'm saying. No, I wanna just have a
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  conversation though. Like I wanna have his undivided
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  attention so we can just shoot the breeze like a couple of
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  fellows. Well, to get his well.
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  It's tough when you got a sports equinox day.
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  I know dude, I didn't realize it.
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  What I got when I got the text, I was like hell yeah, I'll be
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  back. I've got to amend my my my
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  wayward ways before. Like they called me in an
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  absolute hell storm of travel nightmare day.
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  And my wife was going to kill me and my daughter was going to
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  kill all of us, and Uber was going to be the death.
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  Of that is not even that you're. Going to be back.
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  On that's not even that bad. I'll, I'll tell you a quick
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  story. I was flying, so I had to, I had
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  to go to New Orleans years and years ago and I had to go from
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  Philadelphia to New Orleans. So I got to Philadelphia and
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  they told me my my plane is going to be an hour late.
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  Then an hour went by. Then they tell me it's going to
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  be another hour late. Then it went.
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  It went from an hour to two hours to 8 hours.
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  And by the time I got to New Orleans, I was probably, I was
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  probably almost it. It took me almost 17 hours to
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  get to New Orleans, So. And I'll never forget that.
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  Yeah, it was 17 hours. Then I went to visit my friend
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  in Colorado. I'll never forget this.
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  I went from and I'll never go to Philadelphia again.
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  I went from New York to Philadelphia.
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  I got caught there for 12 hours because there was something
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  wrong with the plane, Propella or something like that, and they
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  couldn't find another plane to fly us over there to Colorado.
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  By the time I got to Colorado, it was the next day.
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  So I was in an airport in, in New York, I think it was JFKI
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  was in JFK for about 5 hours because I was waiting for my
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  plane. I was waiting 12 hours in
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  Philadelphia to get it. It took me almost 1920 hours to
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  get to Colorado. So yeah, that that that's not
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  what you're what you were complaining about with the Uber.
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  Uber is Uber. You, you know that I just
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  recently, just recently, we came back from Florida.
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  There was Comic Con going on in the city and we forgot Comic
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  Con. It was Thursday we got back from
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  it was the first day of Comic Con.
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  We it took us from LaGuardia to Babylon.
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  It took us, it was 40, it was 40 miles away.
• 19:56
  It usually takes about an hour. It took us 4 hours to get back
• 20:00
  and I had to do a show on that day. 4 hours in an Uber.
• 20:04
  Is LaGuardia a new airport? LaGuardia.
• 20:06
  Never heard of that one. LaGuardia.
• 20:09
  LaGuardia. OK.
• 20:11
  I just, I just wanted, I didn't know if there was a new airport.
• 20:13
  I haven't been back in a while. You're an idiot, Java.
• 20:15
  Screw you, Java. This guy, This guy calls me in
• 20:19
  Florida and he says, Yo, what's the quickest way to get to
• 20:22
  Smithtown? And I was like, I live in
• 20:23
  Smithtown. Why?
• 20:25
  And he says, well, I, I got an offer.
• 20:27
  I got an offer and I, I'm trying to figure out the best way to
• 20:30
  get there. And I'm like, well, you can go
• 20:32
  to Islip and, and you get on that plane and it's like 1015
• 20:37
  minutes from Islip. And he's like, well, I don't, I
• 20:39
  don't know if I could get a plane that can fly me back that
• 20:41
  day. And I'm like, I don't think you
• 20:43
  can get any plane to fly you back that day.
• 20:45
  So I said take JFK or LaGuardia and he said he looked and he was
• 20:51
  moving on all this other stuff that he was doing.
• 20:53
  So that never, that never came to fruition.
• 20:56
  But it's funny because he, he always makes jokes When I, I, I
• 21:00
  am a bad traveler. Everywhere I go, I get stuck
• 21:04
  somewhere. Something happens to the plane,
• 21:07
  something weird happens to my suitcases.
• 21:10
  I'll never forget I I was looking for.
• 21:13
  So you know, you carry your shavers, you carry a bag with
• 21:16
  all your your vitamins and all your pills.
• 21:19
  Your toilet's your kid, your your your DOB kit.
• 21:21
  Yeah, my my dob kit. So I recently I'm not going to
• 21:25
  tell you what what was in it, but my I had my pills and
• 21:28
  everything like that. So I'm looking we we land and
• 21:32
  I'm looking for my pills. I I get my you.
• 21:34
  Can't say what it is and not say what was in there like you
• 21:37
  dropped, you went to pills, like was there lubes?
• 21:40
  Was it dildos? What are we doing?
• 21:42
  No, I am all right. So I, I obviously had a hip
• 21:44
  surgery, so I had a couple of Vicodins.
• 21:46
  I had my bottle of Vicodins. So yeah, so, so I'm, so I'm
• 21:52
  opening up my bag and I'm looking at my bag and I'm like,
• 21:54
  where the hell are they? I'm ripping it apart.
• 21:56
  I RIP apart. My, my, my, my pills are gone.
• 21:59
  And I'm like, what the hell? So I call, I get a whole, I get
• 22:03
  back to my destination, I get to a family's place and I call the
• 22:07
  airport and I'm like, I'm missing pills.
• 22:09
  Where? Where the hell is it?
• 22:10
  And I'm like, well, it's like, let, let, let, I'll look into
• 22:14
  it. We'll, we'll give you a call in
• 22:15
  24 hours. So I got a call in 24 hours.
• 22:17
  And they tell me, well, they're narcotics.
• 22:19
  And I said, OK, my name was on the bottle.
• 22:22
  Yeah, but the date of the bottle is, is is too late.
• 22:27
  I, I think it was, it said, they said it was overdue.
• 22:30
  The, the bottle was overdue. So we took the Vicodins and I
• 22:34
  said, wait a second. If my name is on the bottle, you
• 22:36
  can't take the Vicodins. And they said, well, it's
• 22:39
  overdue, so you can't do that. You can't be carrying around an
• 22:43
  overdue bottle of any narcotics. I was like, I've never heard
• 22:46
  this before in my life. So I was fighting with them.
• 22:50
  Finally, finally I called my friend who was a lawyer and my
• 22:53
  friend got on the phone with them and and got me my got me my
• 22:57
  bottle back. But it was it was a war on the
• 23:00
  on the phone with them. I had to speak to manage me to
• 23:03
  get my bottle back. So I I have no luck travelling
• 23:07
  so I'd rather. Here's here's my question.
• 23:11
  So with all due respect, I mean it keeps happening to you and
• 23:16
  you seem to be the common denominator.
• 23:18
  What is it you're doing? I'm not when you travel.
• 23:21
  First of all. Yeah, are you?
• 23:22
  You're not, you're not, you're not going full caring on people,
• 23:24
  are you? Like, oh, I can't believe
• 23:26
  Delta's late again. Oh, was that too loud?
• 23:30
  I'm not traveling with like. Oh, he's, he's definitely that
• 23:33
  person. 1st I'm no, I'm not. I am not.
• 23:38
  And by the way, I when I travel, I travel in small bags.
• 23:42
  So I don't go to that Starbucks, never Starbucks by gate 86 that
• 23:47
  buries. The honey look I haven't had
• 23:49
  start though. There it is.
• 23:51
  I I haven't had Starbucks in six months.
• 23:54
  Okay, stupid. I haven't had, I haven't had
• 23:59
  Starbucks in six months. Guys, I have been very good.
• 24:02
  With drinks. Look at me funny.
• 24:06
  Thank you anyways, I I just have bad luck and, and, and with
• 24:11
  Brittany when I go with Brittany.
• 24:12
  Brittany can get nasty If, if you're if, if she's with you and
• 24:16
  she's not getting something, she doesn't have a coffee, she'll
• 24:19
  rip your goddamn head off. She's one.
• 24:21
  Of the Whiny 1. She's whiny, She.
• 24:24
  Because I travel so much, I am very, very particular in the way
• 24:29
  I do things. I am the kind of traveler.
• 24:31
  I've got it down to such a science that I can arrive at
• 24:36
  LaGuardia or at by 15 minutes you.
• 24:41
  Guys. Are sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
• 24:42
  I'm not calling, you're supposed.
• 24:44
  To be on my side, you're against.
• 24:45
  I apologize. I'm so sorry.
• 24:47
  I had to get one in two. Idiots over here.
• 24:50
  I'm so sorry I'm such a jerk but but no, when I get there, like
• 24:56
  literally it'll be 15 minutes before boarding because I I know
• 24:59
  exactly where I'm going to go. I know where to enter.
• 25:01
  It's always Delta, or at least 95% of the time is Delta.
• 25:04
  So I know exactly where to enter.
• 25:05
  So I avoid everything, get right through, use the face ID, get
• 25:08
  right through there and I'm at my gate within like 5 minutes.
• 25:11
  No wasting of time, just enough time to pee if I need or swing
• 25:14
  by the Starbucks that gave you a funny look.
• 25:15
  Whatever. And and so like that's, that's
• 25:18
  the way I do things when I have my wife and kid with me.
• 25:21
  I have to like take deep breaths.
• 25:25
  I have to meditate. I have to find that inner peace
• 25:29
  where I'm like, Colin, you cannot control this right now.
• 25:32
  There is a toddler who could meltdown at any second.
• 25:35
  Appease that child. You have a wife who's trying to
• 25:37
  appease that child. So you don't have a meltdown
• 25:40
  yourself. Just go with it.
• 25:41
  And so I I can see where things can get calamitous, but like I
• 25:46
  once I get it down to science and you make it as fast as
• 25:48
  possible, very little can get new.
• 25:50
  Colin, are you one of those people?
• 25:51
  If somebody sees you and notices you and they walk up to you,
• 25:54
  you're like, I'm with my family, could you leave me alone?
• 25:57
  Are you one of those people? No one has any clue who I no one
• 26:03
  has. I am, I am the least famous
• 26:06
  person who's got like semi famous jobs.
• 26:11
  How about you Jabba? How about you, Jabba?
• 26:13
  You're in, you're in the airport.
• 26:15
  Jabba. Now that's someone.
• 26:17
  He was all over Nashville like he had the entire nation riveted
• 26:21
  while swatting bugs away from his face.
• 26:26
  Yeah, you know what it wasn't. It wasn't too bad.
• 26:29
  The only time that it really like in the airport was fine,
• 26:34
  but there was a few times like I would literally be on the plane
• 26:38
  and I always tried to take the early flight just because I
• 26:40
  could sleep. And then like if I was coming in
• 26:43
  from Nebraska or somewhere or Florida to New York, I tried to
• 26:47
  do it like in and out. And if you're flying into a
• 26:49
  bigger city, you can get that done.
• 26:51
  So I'd always try to take the early flight and we'd be coming
• 26:55
  in the landing and there would be stewardess that'd come over
• 26:57
  and I'd be probably be drooling just, you know, glasses like
• 27:00
  crooked on the thing. And they would wake me up and be
• 27:03
  like, Hey, could we get your I was like, and I'm, you know,
• 27:06
  asleep and that that's the only time I'm be like, could you get
• 27:09
  me when we land? Like, I'm trying to sleep here.
• 27:12
  But no, I mean, it's, it's cool. They don't recognize nobodies,
• 27:15
  you know, So at least I did something right.
• 27:17
  Well, that's the problem, because I, I've been in the
• 27:19
  airport, I've seen Ernie Johnson there and Ernie and I've known
• 27:22
  Ernie for a long, long time, seen him at the TNT facilities.
• 27:26
  So he showed me around. So he remembered me because I
• 27:29
  was the loudmouth. And he was like, oh, I remember
• 27:32
  you, Mr. Marks. And, and, and we were standing
• 27:34
  there, I was speaking to him. I took a picture.
• 27:35
  As soon as I took a picture with him and I was speaking for 15
• 27:39
  minutes, every single person saw that it was Ernie Johnson.
• 27:43
  And they flocked over there and I looked at him and I apologize
• 27:47
  to him. It was in Philadelphia.
• 27:48
  And I apologize to him. I'm like, I'm sorry, Ernie, I'm
• 27:51
  sorry. He's like, don't worry about it,
• 27:52
  I'll take care of it. Don't worry about it.
• 27:54
  People were lined up straight down.
• 27:57
  How's Shaq? How's this?
• 27:58
  How's Kenny? How's Jaws?
• 28:00
  I'm like sitting there. I'm like, Oh my God, I, I feel
• 28:03
  so bad that and I saw, I saw Carmelo.
• 28:06
  Well, I didn't see him. My friend said recently he was
• 28:09
  on a plane with Carmelo Anthony and he was two seats away from
• 28:13
  Carmelo Anthony. And you can't miss a six foot
• 28:17
  eight guy, you know, and he's from New, you know, he's from
• 28:20
  New York. He played for the Knicks.
• 28:22
  While he was on a plane, he was flying, I think to Florida or
• 28:25
  something like that. He was doing some kind of event
• 28:28
  and he's sitting there. He put his hat down.
• 28:31
  Every single person, he mentioned it.
• 28:33
  He walked up to him and asked him for his autograph.
• 28:35
  Every single person, including the stewardess, the stewardess
• 28:39
  and the, and the, the, the flight attendants and even the,
• 28:45
  the guy flying in the plane. So everybody wanted his
• 28:48
  autograph. Everybody was lying, he told me.
• 28:50
  Everybody lined up asking for his autograph so.
• 28:54
  I see I here's the thing. I can, I can slightly relate to
• 28:59
  again, no one ever knows who I am.
• 29:02
  Like someone has seen me like when I'm walking in the
• 29:04
  building, they've seen my badge. They're like, Hey, Colin, but no
• 29:07
  one's just like, and when I do meet, people are like, you don't
• 29:09
  sound like you do in the ballpark.
• 29:11
  I'm like, that's because if I did, I would be
• 29:13
  institutionalized. Like, you know, imagine I walk
• 29:15
  around. It's just you know, and be like,
• 29:19
  can you please fill it up regular unleaded, you know, like
• 29:22
  that's collar. I did that.
• 29:24
  Collar that wouldn't make you feel good when somebody walks up
• 29:26
  to. You you're kind of I mean it's
• 29:29
  it's cool when they're like, Oh my God, because when I do like
• 29:32
  when I speak like I do as an announcer, like, and they, you
• 29:34
  kind of see them it see it click.
• 29:37
  And now what's really cool about it is I've been doing this for,
• 29:39
  you know, I just locked in my 8th season.
• 29:42
  So there's little kids that I'm the only voice they've ever
• 29:44
  known me and Matasol, the other one who does the PA announcing.
• 29:47
  So like, I'm the only voice they've ever know, which is just
• 29:50
  like bonkers to me, but no one has a clue who I am now.
• 29:55
  Growing up with my grandfather in the other hand, was very
• 29:58
  strange because you know, people will be shouting at him as they
• 30:01
  were like driving by in the Hamptons or in the city or
• 30:05
  whatever. And as a little kid that really
• 30:08
  didn't click. But you know, we'd we'd go to a
• 30:10
  sporting man together, we'd go to a Rangers game and, you know,
• 30:13
  people would come up and start asking for autographs since like
• 30:16
  middle of the game. And he just wants to be left
• 30:18
  alone, you know what I mean? And he's just there with his
• 30:20
  family and just wants to chill. So he wasn't being, you know,
• 30:22
  like a Dick about it. He just wanted to be left alone.
• 30:26
  So, you know, I, I can, I can get that, you know, like if
• 30:29
  you're taking a nap for certain, that is when I want to be left
• 30:33
  the. Funniest story I have that
• 30:35
  somebody actually noticed me was in a 711.
• 30:38
  I think I told you guys this story.
• 30:39
  I don't know if I mentioned it to Jabba.
• 30:41
  I think I told fish and I told Speedy, you've heard this story.
• 30:44
  I've heard many 711 stories. I, I was, but this was this was
• 30:48
  a story that was pretty funny. So I, I walk into 711 and at
• 30:52
  night at like 1:00 in the morning, you know, there's no,
• 30:55
  there's no 24 hour Dunkin' Donuts close to me.
• 30:58
  I got to go like three towns over.
• 31:00
  So I get a doughnut at at at 7:11.
• 31:04
  I like the Jelly doughnuts because they're filled with
• 31:05
  Jelly, you know. So I'm standing there and over
• 31:09
  so you know where the coffee is. So there's the, the coffee.
• 31:13
  So there was somebody, there was somebody standing there right
• 31:16
  over the coffee and looking at me and staring at me.
• 31:21
  And I'm looking and I'm looking at the guy up front because I
• 31:23
  know the guy that works there. I'm always there.
• 31:26
  So he's staring at me and I'm like, OK, I I, I this is weird.
• 31:30
  Then I go and get my Slurpee and I walk up and I'm like, that guy
• 31:34
  is staring at me. And he's like, he's like, yeah,
• 31:36
  I saw him too. That's weird.
• 31:38
  I don't know. Who are you?
• 31:39
  And I was like, what do you mean?
• 31:41
  Who am I? I come here every single night.
• 31:43
  What are you talking about? So this guy I come, I'm standing
• 31:46
  up there and paying for. My you're rocking Jelly
• 31:48
  doughnuts every night at 1:00 AM.
• 31:49
  No, no, no. But I go up to, I go to 711.
• 31:52
  I'm your best dude or. 711 No. I go to 711 every night.
• 31:56
  Night. Every night.
• 31:57
  Yes, I go to 711 every night. Yep, Yep.
• 32:00
  At 1:00 in the morning, yeah. Dude, I don't sleep.
• 32:02
  I don't. Best time to be at 7:11?
• 32:04
  Dude, I nobody's there by the way, and it's it is Collins
• 32:08
  right there's. Nobody.
• 32:08
  No shit. It's like it's dead, so it's
• 32:11
  great. Nobody bothers you but SO.
• 32:13
  But on the off chance someone is there, you're going to have a
• 32:17
  story about that. So.
• 32:18
  So this guy's looking. I thought this guy was a freak,
• 32:22
  you know what I mean? He was he was wearing a Cubs
• 32:24
  hat. Never forget it.
• 32:26
  And I'm walking, I'm walking up and then this guy comes up to me
• 32:29
  and says he's like, it's like I know you and I said you guys,
• 32:34
  you do that show with Eric Coleman and and speedy on one O
• 32:39
  3.9. He's like my son's a big fan of
• 32:41
  you guys, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 32:43
  He's like, oh, he's like, could I get a picture of you?
• 32:46
  And it's like, no, first he says, I want your autograph.
• 32:49
  So he pulls out his Cub hat. I'm not a Cubs fan.
• 32:53
  And I'm like, you want me to sign your hat as like, do you
• 32:55
  have it? So the guy from the 711 gives me
• 32:57
  a pen and I'm trying to write. I'm trying to sign this Cubs hat
• 33:01
  on the fucking bottom part. Excuse my language.
• 33:03
  I'm trying to sign it. And and I'm like, OK, I'm done.
• 33:08
  I walk outside, I walk outside and I'm jumping in my car.
• 33:12
  The guy comes out again when my doors open and I'm putting and
• 33:15
  he's like, wait a second, I I want to get a picture with you.
• 33:18
  So I'm sitting my legs hanging out the door, guys out the door
• 33:23
  and he's right over where the where the doors open and he's
• 33:27
  taking like a selfie And he's like, he takes a picture of me
• 33:30
  and my, my head's like this, like this.
• 33:33
  And his head's like, dude, it was the weirdest picture I've
• 33:36
  ever taken of like a selfie with anybody.
• 33:39
  And he's like, my son's not going to believe this.
• 33:41
  Tell, tell Speedy. I said hello.
• 33:43
  And I I get in the car and I'm like, that is the freakest,
• 33:47
  weirdest, a fan doing that. I was like, I don't want to.
• 33:51
  I wouldn't want to do this. I wouldn't want to do that.
• 33:54
  That's weird. Errol, you want to know, You
• 33:57
  want to know what kind of a celebrity I am, OK?
• 34:00
  I was going through airport security and the TSA agent
• 34:04
  checked my ID and he looks up and he goes, Mr. Coseller,
• 34:09
  you're the public address announcer for the New York Mets.
• 34:11
  And I said, well, yes, I am. And it was cool because my wife
• 34:14
  and and kid were with me as well.
• 34:16
  And, and he goes, you know, during the pandemic you
• 34:20
  recorded. And I did do this during the
• 34:21
  pandemic. I during lockdown, I recorded a
• 34:24
  bunch of like walk ups for people to kind of like bring the
• 34:27
  ballpark home to them when there were no sports.
• 34:29
  And we were watching Tiger King and it was freaking weird, you
• 34:32
  know, so, so just, you know, like it gave me something to do
• 34:35
  and it gave them something to like, you know, use their walk
• 34:37
  UPS while playing wiffle ball in the backyard while everyone's
• 34:39
  locked up at home. So he said, you know, you did
• 34:42
  one for my son during the pandemic and it really meant a
• 34:45
  lot to us. And I was like, thank you so
• 34:47
  much. And he was like, no, thank you.
• 34:49
  And then we kept going. My wife was like, honey, you're
• 34:51
  a hero. That was the nicest thing in the
• 34:53
  world. Now this is all a really, really
• 34:55
  heart felt, heart touching like tug of the heartstrings kind of
• 34:59
  story, except that this was at Long Island MacArthur Airport.
• 35:03
  So that's how that's my kind of celebrity.
• 35:06
  I get recognized at the ISP Long Island MacArthur Airport just
• 35:13
  ranked one of the top five best small airports in the country.
• 35:18
  It's a crappy airport. I don't know why anybody thinks
• 35:20
  it's a good airport. I love it.
• 35:22
  I the only adorable. You know what?
• 35:25
  It's adorably small. I get through there fast and for
• 35:28
  the love of God, they recognize me.
• 35:32
  I can't stand MacArthur Airport and I'll tell you why, because
• 35:35
  it's so small and when you're standing, there are so many
• 35:39
  people waiting to get on the plane.
• 35:41
  So when you're trying to get your, your, your bed, because
• 35:44
  it's not like, it's not like any of the airports, JFK or
• 35:49
  LaGuardia, it's not like any of that.
• 35:53
  But you have to go from one place to another.
• 35:55
  And it's not like Florida, Tampa, we have to go from one
• 35:58
  place to another. But the one thing I hate more
• 36:01
  than anything is that when you're waiting online, it takes
• 36:04
  them forever because they're going through the bags and
• 36:07
  they're, they're weighing the bags and everything like that.
• 36:09
  But if you're not there early, you're not going to make your
• 36:11
  plane. So, and the planes are so damn
• 36:14
  small. It feels like I'm, I'm sitting.
• 36:18
  And that's another problem with traveling.
• 36:20
  Every single time I have my girlfriend pick out the planes,
• 36:24
  I'm sitting between 2 fat people all the time.
• 36:28
  All the time. She'll laugh at it and she'll
• 36:29
  tell you the truth. This is a true story.
• 36:32
  Every time she picks our plane tickets, she's always on the
• 36:35
  outside and we're not sitting next to each other.
• 36:37
  I'm sitting between two overweight, obese people and,
• 36:42
  and I'll never forget the last time I, I, I, I traveled, I
• 36:46
  couldn't even put my hands on the arm armrest.
• 36:48
  I was sitting with it between my legs, guys with between my legs
• 36:53
  right next to my crotch. OK, could you imagine driving 3
• 36:57
  hours with your hands between your crotch because you can't
• 37:01
  move all right? And, and one of them farting the
• 37:04
  whole time, bad gas the whole time.
• 37:08
  How do you, I don't see how you make you feel.
• 37:09
  John was shaking his head. But it's true.
• 37:12
  And I tell her all the time, she laughs at it, she thinks it's
• 37:14
  funny. And I I'm always the one to get
• 37:17
  suckered into it. Well, fortunately, you know,
• 37:20
  when you're flying out of MacArthur Airport, you're not,
• 37:23
  you know, you're not going international.
• 37:24
  You're not, you're not flying to Australia.
• 37:26
  No, since you're going to like, you know, Boston, Charleston at
• 37:29
  most, I don't know, you know, so it's fine for what it is, you
• 37:33
  know, like I love LaGuardia for for what it is.
• 37:39
  My mom says it. My mom was born in, in Brooklyn
• 37:43
  and raised, raised in, in Stytown.
• 37:47
  So she's got like the good old fashioned like New York accent.
• 37:50
  It was always LaGuardia. She called it LaGuardia.
• 37:54
  I'm telling you. And she laughs at it all the
• 37:56
  time. She's always giggling and she
• 37:57
  always tells me, I, I, it's always BI, always get the B
• 38:02
  number. And you know where the B is.
• 38:03
  It's in between people. As soon as I see the B number,
• 38:06
  I'm like, you got to be kidding me.
• 38:07
  You got to be kidding me. And every time I walk in, I'm
• 38:10
  sitting next to two fat people. You.
• 38:12
  You. Do know you can like check your
• 38:14
  seats and everything and like before you board like you.
• 38:18
  I don't care, you see, because I'm always Colin.
• 38:21
  I'm always getting screwed. That's why I'm always getting
• 38:25
  screwed. I'm always getting screwed very
• 38:28
  quickly. Just backtracking 3 minutes to
• 38:30
  the chat. Carol Baskin.
• 38:33
  They're misspelling Carol Baskin's name.
• 38:36
  It's actually spelled that bitch Carol Baskin.
• 38:40
  You can't. The official title is that bitch
• 38:43
  Carol Baskin. So please get it right if you're
• 38:46
  going to address Carol Baskin. Isn't isn't Carol Baskin the one
• 38:49
  not her names here? Had her husband eaten by a
• 38:51
  tiger. Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 38:55
  Carol Baskins got problems. Yeah, my friend, isn't she?
• 38:58
  She's not well. Did she die yet?
• 39:02
  It's a great question. She 100% killed her husband.
• 39:07
  That is 100% accurate. Colin, what are you doing for
• 39:09
  the rest of the night? I am so boring now.
• 39:14
  I'm sitting here drinking my mocktail.
• 39:16
  I'm watching Jabba watch sports so that I don't have to.
• 39:21
  So I'm like watching it through osmosis.
• 39:23
  All right, All right, dude, I'm just, I'm chilling.
• 39:26
  What? What do you do?
• 39:27
  Are we you? Can we hang?
• 39:28
  You can if you want to hang for the rest, you can hang on the
• 39:31
  show because we're. We're making a night of this
• 39:33
  now. Yeah, we we if you want you,
• 39:34
  you, we can make a night of it. But I I want to, I want to say
• 39:38
  something. So we we had a big argument
• 39:40
  about this Shaywatani thing. OK, All right.
• 39:43
  And I you know, me and fish went back and forth.
• 39:46
  Jabba likes to eat his popcorn. OK, Now, I am not a Shay Otani
• 39:50
  fan, all right? I I never was.
• 39:52
  And I'll. I'll speak my piece.
• 39:54
  Jabba has a love fetish for this man, OK?
• 39:56
  He he loves. By the way, Jabba's going to
• 39:58
  become his future agent. Yes.
• 39:59
  Jabba should be his future agent.
• 40:01
  Because I mean, wanna bet? Yes.
• 40:04
  I don't know, Jabba. I'll take that.
• 40:06
  I'll take 3% of 600 million. That's fine.
• 40:12
  And then Fish comes in and he has his take and I'm sitting
• 40:17
  there and he says, well, he says if the Blue Jays lose tonight,
• 40:20
  they got to deal with Otani on the mound.
• 40:22
  And I said, OK, Otani pitched one game so far in the playoffs.
• 40:27
  Yes, he had 10 strikeouts. Yes, he had three home runs.
• 40:30
  That was an all world game. The chances of that happening
• 40:33
  again is slim to none. Well, he says, yeah, yeah, it's
• 40:37
  insanity. It's not going to happen again.
• 40:39
  You will not see that again. I guarantee you.
• 40:41
  You will never see that again. And Cheryl Otani will never do
• 40:43
  that again, I promise you. So he says.
• 40:46
  So we're arguing back and forth. And my argument here is you're
• 40:49
  probably if, if the the Blue Jays already know Otani is going
• 40:53
  to be on the mound, you think they're not ready for that?
• 40:55
  You don't think they're they're getting ready that if they lose
• 40:58
  this game, they're going to have to contend with Otani.
• 41:01
  The Brewers haven't seen Otani all season long.
• 41:04
  They didn't see a bitch all season long.
• 41:07
  OK, Now the Blue Jays had an opportunity to watch video and
• 41:11
  watched all the different, you know, you know, and and they
• 41:13
  actually know what he's going to do.
• 41:15
  So in in, in understanding that, I think the advantage goes to
• 41:19
  the Blue Jays in this game. There it is right there in
• 41:21
  between the fat people. That's true.
• 41:23
  By the way. It was a guy and a girl, so very
• 41:25
  good fish. Colin, let me let me preface
• 41:29
  this. He he kind of left something out
• 41:31
  because that's that's kind of what it was.
• 41:33
  But Fish was coming on saying that this team is better than
• 41:38
  last year because Otani had a bum shoulder and wasn't pitching
• 41:42
  last year that beat the Yankees. And he said he they're a better
• 41:45
  team because he is pitching. And that's how it all got
• 41:49
  started. I disagree.
• 41:50
  So he left that part out. I disagree.
• 41:53
  And OK, so in your opinion, is that it?
• 41:55
  Are they a better team when Otani's pitching?
• 41:57
  Get me any pitcher to go and I, I know I'm going to hang my hat
• 42:03
  on this, but to go 6 innings and give me 6 strikeouts, I, I'm
• 42:10
  going to that's my team is better because because of it.
• 42:14
  Hold on now if it has to be the name Otani attached to it, so be
• 42:17
  it. But what what he did for that
• 42:20
  team, what he's done for this team on both sides of the the
• 42:24
  plate is insane. That is, you do.
• 42:27
  You do real realize he's a career 200 hitter in the
• 42:30
  playoffs. That's fine.
• 42:32
  I he'd hit three home runs in a game where he was pitching at
• 42:36
  the same time. Like that's that to me, super
• 42:39
  impressive because pitching to me, you know, I kind of
• 42:43
  assimilated with like being an ice hockey goalie, you know,
• 42:45
  we're, we're, we're a cut very differently from other people in
• 42:50
  in sports. Look at Hockey Bell.
• 42:53
  I mean, I'm just saying, you know, it's a nice hockey goalie
• 42:55
  like, but like we're zeroed in and we're kind of like, you
• 42:58
  know, one of those people like you kind of handle with Kitty
• 43:00
  gloves until you get to know them kind of thing.
• 43:03
  For a lot of us, not all, but most.
• 43:05
  And and so, yeah. Am I?
• 43:07
  Am I wrong in that Jabba by the way?
• 43:10
  No, I, I, I, I agree. Like I'm, I'm, I'm an Otani fan
• 43:15
  for the mere fact that we've never seen this before.
• 43:17
  And like, you just have to shake your head because will it happen
• 43:20
  again? I have.
• 43:21
  I have no idea. Did we think it would ever
• 43:24
  happen in the 1st place? No.
• 43:25
  Have we seen it before? Yes.
• 43:27
  Bob Gibson did the same thing and hit a Homer in 1960
• 43:30
  something. Yeah.
• 43:31
  So we, we've seen a little bit of it.
• 43:33
  They they tried to argue. Well, Reggie Jackson hit 3
• 43:36
  homers off 3 pitchers on three consecutive pitches.
• 43:39
  Yeah, well, Otani did that and punched out 10.
• 43:42
  Then the argument that Errol wanted to have with me, and I'm
• 43:46
  not discrediting Judge by any means, I'm not.
• 43:49
  Yes, Otani's hitting 227. And I just said to Errol, I go,
• 43:54
  yeah, but he also did exactly what Judge is doing and can do.
• 44:00
  But can he do what Otani does? And he's like, well, he's not a
• 44:03
  pitcher. I go, that's my point.
• 44:04
  He can't do. All right, Judge, all right.
• 44:07
  Otani's not an outfielder. He's not an outfielder.
• 44:10
  And here's and here's the thing, hitting 227 in modern day
• 44:14
  baseball, in baseball 2025, that is good.
• 44:18
  That's All Star worthy because your strikeout rate that's
• 44:22
  acceptable. It's no longer like Boo hits.
• 44:24
  It was like, well, at least he was swinging for the fences.
• 44:27
  When he went down. I signed up well before these
• 44:33
  two debate a little more. I do want to mention the I went
• 44:35
  to a game in 2023 when he was with the Angels, Otani and David
• 44:38
  Peterson was pitching for the bet.
• 44:39
  This is what all the bets fans like.
• 44:40
  We're trying to recruit Otani there because obviously with the
• 44:42
  budget, I was like, oh, do you really want him after he can't
• 44:45
  handle the great David Peterson? I.
• 44:47
  Was working that game and I remember I've never seen so many
• 44:52
  of my colleagues clamor into the booth, into my booth, into the
• 44:57
  neighboring booths. Like I look down all of a sudden
• 44:59
  it's just like you would have thought that The Beatles just
• 45:02
  landed. It's 1963 and like all the flock
• 45:06
  of girls and it's like my bosses who are normally like Colin,
• 45:10
  good to see you very corporate. OK very good.
• 45:11
  Yep. Great job.
• 45:12
  Love your voice. OK great.
• 45:13
  And then they're like, and like, like it was just, it was crazy.
• 45:18
  And then yeah, it. Was a heritage day and it was a
• 45:21
  heritage day too I think. Yeah.
• 45:24
  I will say this, and we got to go to the Golf Club.
• 45:26
  We'll have Colin join us for a couple of the segments because
• 45:29
  he's just hanging out and drinking and enjoying himself.
• 45:32
  But it's seltzer, seltzer. I'm sorry, what do I know?
• 45:36
  I don't drink, so whatever. It is, that's what I'm saying.
• 45:38
  It's not a hard seltzer, a regular seltzer.
• 45:40
  Seltzer with lime. I don't drink either so.
• 45:43
  Let's see me and you have something in common.
• 45:44
  That's good. That's a good thing.
• 45:45
  We have a lot in common, we. Do we do we do we do the only
• 45:48
  thing? The only thing is, is.
• 45:50
  You're no you like Otani, he doesn't.
• 45:52
  So that's you're out. I don't like a lot of people,
• 45:57
  all right? I there are there are players in
• 45:59
  a lot. Of lot of people don't like you
• 46:01
  that's. Fine, I I'm fine with that.
• 46:04
  I am fine with everybody or anybody that doesn't like me.
• 46:08
  That's. Did you Errol?
• 46:09
  Did you like the TV show 227? Speaking of batting 227, do you
• 46:13
  remember the show 227? No, I I don't.
• 46:15
  But who? Who's in the TV show?
• 46:17
  I got to check it out. Jackie it was, you know what?
• 46:22
  That was a comedy. You know what my favorite TV
• 46:24
  show growing up was? 21 Jump St.
• 46:26
  Remember that. Johnny, Yeah.
• 46:29
  Johnny Depp, I'm. Going to go ahead and say that
• 46:32
  227 was not your target demographic.
• 46:34
  Go I also liked Magnum Pi. Remember that movie I mean,
• 46:37
  remember that show? Magnum PII love that show.
• 46:41
  I loved I like Tom Selleck. That's why so.
• 46:44
  I mean, that's a mustache you could hang your hat on.
• 46:47
  Yes, Mr. Baseball. Remember that movie?
• 46:48
  I love that movie. Love all time great movie.
• 46:51
  Tom Tiller, he had great lip lettuce.
• 46:54
  Lip lettuce. He's.
• 46:59
  A push broom. All right, so we're going to
• 47:01
  keep calling on and we're going to go right into the golf clap
• 47:05
  of the day. This deserves a golf clap.
• 47:09
  No doubt. Golf clap.
• 47:10
  Golf clap. So my golf clap of the day goes
• 47:15
  to a roll dish Chapman and he's talking about maybe retiring.
• 47:21
  But he did say something very interesting over the last 24 to
• 47:26
  48 hours. He said Oroldis Chapman says
• 47:29
  retiring on the spot. But if I decide to come back, it
• 47:34
  definitely won't be with the New York Yankees.
• 47:36
  Oh, you guys got to love this story.
• 47:38
  I, I, I got to read a now you know what?
• 47:40
  I'm not even going to read it. Oroldis Chapman came out as the
• 47:44
  media was talking to him, and he's pretty much announcing his
• 47:47
  retirement. He said he says, well, you know,
• 47:50
  would you come back and play baseball if if somebody reaches
• 47:53
  out to you and needs a relief pitcher?
• 47:55
  He says, I might. There's only one team I will not
• 47:58
  come back and I would not play for if they reach out to me, and
• 48:02
  that's the New York Yankees. And then the media was trying to
• 48:05
  get so many, you know, so much information from him.
• 48:08
  And he wouldn't. He wouldn't, he wouldn't throw
• 48:12
  certain people onto the bus, but you know where he was going.
• 48:15
  And, and there's one guy that Jabba can't stand and most ex
• 48:20
  Yankees can't stand and that's Brian Cashman.
• 48:22
  And the the story is, is Brian Cashman was fighting after the
• 48:28
  second contract he got with the New York Yankees.
• 48:31
  He didn't like the contract the Yankees gave him.
• 48:33
  And I think they, if I'm not mistaken, the Yankees gave him
• 48:35
  18,000,000 a year. Two pitches are the closer for
• 48:40
  the New York Yankees. And the story was is the Yankees
• 48:42
  were trying to trade him the last two years of his contract
• 48:47
  and they couldn't move them. So the Yankees were going to try
• 48:49
  to buy him out and a roll. This Chapman was not very
• 48:55
  enthusiastic about the New York Yankees, but while he was a
• 48:59
  Yankee, he was shooting guns and missing his girlfriend by a
• 49:03
  peephole, if you know what I mean.
• 49:04
  So our oldest Chapman comes out and take shots at the Yankees
• 49:08
  organization saying he played for anybody but the New York
• 49:12
  Yankees. So you know what I got to say to
• 49:14
  our oldest Chapman? We don't need you.
• 49:16
  Let me ask your oldest, did we ever win with you on this
• 49:20
  roster? The answer would be no.
• 49:22
  As a matter of fact, we we traded you to, who did we treat
• 49:27
  you to? We traded you to the Cubs and
• 49:30
  then we brought your ass back, which was absolutely pathetic.
• 49:33
  You know what I'd say about that?
• 49:35
  He had like a 4/6 when he was with the his last year.
• 49:38
  The Yankees had like a 4/6. I know and the Yankees, they
• 49:41
  were stupid enough to bring him back again.
• 49:42
  What the hell were they thinking?
• 49:44
  You trade him to bring him back Makes no sense.
• 49:47
  So my golf cup of of the day goes to a roll this Chapman and
• 49:51
  thank God the New York Yankees will not be giving him another
• 49:55
  contract. So my golf flop of the day goes
• 49:57
  to Aroldis Chapman stupidity and thank God he will not be playing
• 50:02
  for the Yankees ever ever again. And and by the way, I could care
• 50:06
  less about his career. Is he a Hall of Famer?
• 50:08
  No, he did when he came into the league he threw the hardest
• 50:13
  pitch in Major League history. I think it was 103 if I'm not
• 50:16
  mistaken. It was 100 and 203.
• 50:18
  It was the hardest pitch in in Major League history, but
• 50:22
  obviously. If you're harder than that this
• 50:23
  year. Yeah.
• 50:24
  So it's not it? Was it 106?
• 50:27
  Wasn't he up to 105106? It was 105.8 or something.
• 50:33
  OK. So I mean just.
• 50:34
  Automatic baseball, Cincinnati. It was Cincinnati.
• 50:37
  I remember it was, it was the Cincinnati Reds that brought him
• 50:41
  in and, and the Yankees had a chance to bring him in and, and
• 50:43
  sign him. And it was the, and so did the
• 50:46
  Red Sox. But the Cincinnati Reds are the
• 50:48
  one that gave him the, the contract.
• 50:50
  And he was a good relief pitcher for the Cincinnati Reds and he's
• 50:54
  been a fair, fairly good pitcher for the Yankees.
• 50:57
  I just, I, I, I'm not saying the Yankees are a great organization
• 51:00
  because I didn't play for him, but I've, I mean, we've heard
• 51:04
  from Johnny Damon. Johnny Damon said the Yankees
• 51:07
  are a class act. He wouldn't play for another
• 51:09
  organization besides the Yankees.
• 51:11
  Jason Giambi, Jabi, you know this, you're a Jason Giambi fan.
• 51:15
  I heard Jason Giambi come out and say that he loved the
• 51:17
  Yankees organization, love playing for the Yankees
• 51:20
  organization. So there are players.
• 51:23
  Wade Boggs played for the Yankees for what, one year won a
• 51:26
  World Series with the Yankees. He he was with the Red Sox all
• 51:29
  those years. And he said the one year with
• 51:31
  the Yankees was the best time of his.
• 51:33
  And they were the ragna ceremony.
• 51:34
  Yeah, it was the best, best part of his career was playing for
• 51:38
  the Yankees for the year that he won a World Series with the
• 51:40
  Yankees organization. So I and that's, that's a Red
• 51:43
  Sox. Now, I don't care about Kevin
• 51:45
  Euclis. And we all know that Chava
• 51:47
  wasn't a big fan of Kevin Euclis.
• 51:49
  So well, we're not going to mention any names.
• 51:51
  And Kurt Schilling another one. Those names, if you mentioned
• 51:57
  it, Chava will chop your head off.
• 51:58
  So Colin, I'm going to give you a tip.
• 52:00
  Never mention those two guys. Never mentioned.
• 52:02
  If we had a Java Most hated athletes list, Kevin Euclis
• 52:04
  would be there all the time #1 number 11123456789 and 10 as
• 52:09
  Kevin. Euclis, you know, I I don't, I
• 52:13
  Jabba. I'm not sure if his Internet
• 52:15
  froze there or if he was giving guys the death stare.
• 52:18
  It was the death stare. But if that was the death stare,
• 52:21
  then like, yeah, no lesson learned.
• 52:24
  Because normally he's got a very kind, affable face.
• 52:27
  You know what I mean? Like, that's Jabba.
• 52:28
  Like, wait a SEC. Like a nice guy.
• 52:30
  Wait a second. Wait a second, did you just say
• 52:32
  that Jabba Chamberlain has a kind face?
• 52:36
  That man will stare you down and want to eat you OK that man.
• 52:42
  See, that's the thing. Maybe to you?
• 52:44
  Maybe. To you or any of the guests.
• 52:47
  To me, the guy always looks me down like he's ready to chew my
• 52:50
  head off. He's well, I listen and I just
• 52:53
  saw, I just saw him give that. I know he's capable.
• 52:55
  Of it, yes, he is, but when I. See him, I'm he, he's got one of
• 52:59
  those like that's a guy I'm going to go have a beer with,
• 53:02
  you know what I mean? I.
• 53:04
  Don't know, I don't drink beer. Well get a non alcoholic.
• 53:10
  Well, I was, I will say this, me and Jabba have been back and
• 53:14
  forth. We both have lost a significant
• 53:16
  amount of weights. Jabba's lost about 40 lbs, I've
• 53:19
  lost about 32. So we're both I, I wouldn't say
• 53:22
  this is a competition because it's not fair.
• 53:24
  Jabba weighed. Jabba's a lot bigger of a man.
• 53:26
  And I'm, you know, I'm a big guy, but I'm not as tall as this
• 53:29
  man and he's lost 40 lbs. So I think it's a, it's pretty
• 53:33
  close to one another, right? I I would say fish.
• 53:37
  You say it's easier to lose weight off of a big frame, I
• 53:40
  think as opposed to smaller frame.
• 53:42
  I would say it's probably true. You just don't notice it as much
• 53:44
  in the bigger frame perhaps. I think you definitely lost a
• 53:47
  lot of weight, yeah. It also depends on your build
• 53:51
  too. Because I lost 15 lbs Like I
• 53:53
  stopped drinking like I've had, you know, like I've consumed
• 53:57
  alcohol maybe 6 times completely, totally overall this
• 54:00
  year. And I've lost 15 lbs in the
• 54:02
  process. Now I still have little perky
• 54:06
  man boobs and I look like a character from a Judy Blume
• 54:08
  novel. But my face, my face is where it
• 54:13
  shows the most, even though I decided to grow a beard and see
• 54:15
  exactly how white it is. Very impressed, Makes me look
• 54:18
  distinguished, all alive. But that's why I lost my weight
• 54:22
  was in my face, although I still got the moobs and still look
• 54:25
  like overproof dough. And you know there's nothing I
• 54:29
  can do about it, no matter how much you're still.
• 54:30
  Drinks. That's awesome, I never heard
• 54:32
  that before. The moves I like them, moves I
• 54:35
  like them. The.
• 54:36
  Moves. Yep, as up here boys.
• 54:43
  Well, ends up the moves. We're still waiting for Jabba.
• 54:46
  You must have Internet problems. So Jabba Nicholas knocked out
• 54:49
  his Internet. He's he said.
• 54:50
  Yeah. What happened?
• 54:53
  What happened? I've had a joke.
• 54:54
  Kevin, you've. Got us in her nuts.
• 54:57
  I will say this. So Jabba has moved into a new
• 55:03
  house. He's getting all this, you know,
• 55:05
  fiber optics put in. He was telling me all fair.
• 55:08
  He's like, oh, he's like these guys, it took forever to put it
• 55:11
  in. And I'm like fiber optics.
• 55:13
  You're using fiber optics, which is even better than regular
• 55:16
  Internet. And his Internet freezes all the
• 55:19
  time. It's so funny.
• 55:20
  It really is. These these things are just
• 55:25
  frightening. I just looked into the chat and
• 55:29
  I saw Moobs 22240 and I was like, is that a biblical verse?
• 55:33
  Because I really wish it was. So, so our producer, one of our
• 55:37
  producers and our board op, he cuts out drops and and.
• 55:41
  I had a feeling. So we're going to cut it out and
• 55:43
  we're going to use it during the during the show.
• 55:45
  So you're going to. Be I just I love the idea of
• 55:47
  that being a Bible verse. So.
• 55:49
  Today's reading. Oh, we did a Bible verse.
• 55:52
  I haven't. I haven't used any of these yet.
• 55:54
  Another TOE job. Please, please open your Bibles.
• 55:57
  Today's this. So we got.
• 55:59
  Boobs. So we got A.
• 56:00
  Couple of twos. We got a couple.
• 56:02
  Of moves, I get more girls than scoops.
• 56:04
  So I got one, I got one whore bag.
• 56:08
  Whore bag. I got caught in the throat.
• 56:10
  Want soda's a bitch. So during the show, if there's a
• 56:18
  if there's a take or something, So the one that's the most
• 56:21
  popular is is Niffin. This guy, of course, he's got
• 56:24
  like a lot of good ones. So this guy likes to take women
• 56:28
  on leashes. So here here I got 1.
• 56:31
  For you, I'm putting you on a leash now.
• 56:32
  He's talking about women A. Lot of hot ladies.
• 56:34
  They call me the ladies man and Mr. Still your girl.
• 56:37
  I got to go back off now. Do you want to jerk me off?
• 56:40
  Butt plug? Yum Yum.
• 56:43
  Goody has no woody glory hole. Can I touch it?
• 56:52
  I like anal. This is what AI thinks she'd.
• 56:54
  Look like a lovely Sam. Character.
• 56:59
  That's what AI thinks I look like as a Judy Bloom character.
• 57:02
  Apparently. That's really.
• 57:06
  So we lost, are you? There.
• 57:07
  God, it's me. Middle-aged like fanboy.
• 57:12
  I don't know what that is. My pinky is bigger than.
• 57:14
  Yours. I don't know what's up with the
• 57:16
  jorts though. Where they made that choice?
• 57:19
  The AI. Does it, is it me or does it
• 57:22
  look like there's? Do they do they add hair to my
• 57:25
  legs? I see it.
• 57:27
  Yeah. You might have hair out of your
• 57:29
  legs. Do you have hair on your legs?
• 57:30
  You shave your legs. This is no, I'm not a slipper,
• 57:33
  Errol. What, what what?
• 57:35
  Shave my legs. Hey, listen, there's a lot of
• 57:37
  guys that shave their legs. Yeah, let me grow a beard, but
• 57:40
  shave my legs. Let's make this as
• 57:42
  inconveniently convenient as possible.
• 57:44
  I love Lisa Ann. Jesus Christ dude, this is a
• 57:48
  treasure trove. Call it my Indo.
• 57:51
  Colin, you mentioned the the time frame being of a Bible
• 57:54
  verse if it just deserves its own testament.
• 57:57
  Thumb up my ass. These are all verses from the
• 58:04
  Book of Moobs Chapter 2, verses 22 through 40, a reading from
• 58:11
  the Book of Moobs. Droba, Droba Pass Liquor.
• 58:18
  He hates that I always do that to him.
• 58:20
  I got one for you. I got a really good one.
• 58:22
  Job I liked my shrimp cocktail. Out of context, there's nobody.
• 58:29
  I got 1. Just wears panties.
• 58:35
  Anyways, we call this. Errol's like a child.
• 58:38
  I have fun with this man. Come on.
• 58:40
  Who? Who doesn't love this?
• 58:42
  Come on. Are these prompted or are they
• 58:44
  just conversational like this is?
• 58:46
  Just no on the show we we cut them out for we used them on
• 58:49
  they were used on a show here, here here's.
• 58:51
  Or on private phone calls with Nathan.
• 58:53
  Nathan. I don't know if Nathan knew he
• 58:55
  was being recorded. Here's.
• 58:56
  One that sounds perfectly legal and I can encourage you to keep
• 59:00
  that. Up.
• 59:00
  I got one for you. I got one for you.
• 59:02
  I just said Jersey doesn't have any rules.
• 59:05
  I got the bubble gum. That's true.
• 59:07
  Diarrhea down their leg and I gave up the booty there like I
• 59:12
  always gave up the booty. This makes my pecker hard.
• 59:15
  As long as she's using. Dude wipes and taking care of my
• 59:17
  2 hole. I'm good, at least.
• 59:19
  Four of those were actually enduring interviews.
• 59:23
  Who? Is a lot more.
• 59:25
  That's Java. That's Java.
• 59:26
  That's Java. All like at least three or four
• 59:28
  of those were like other guys. This is a recent one.
• 59:31
  Here's a recent one. Like a serial killer.
• 59:36
  That's a real man. Wait, so we need you to weigh in
• 59:40
  on this? I don't know if you did, but
• 59:42
  Errol apparently eats string cheese.
• 59:45
  I do like a serial killer. I am.
• 59:48
  I am. I am absolute serial killer when
• 59:51
  it comes to string cheese. I love it.
• 59:52
  It's my favorite. Do you listen to Huey Lewis in
• 59:55
  the news? Love it.
• 59:56
  I love Huey Lewis in the news. Love him.
• 59:58
  I'm doing it all for my baby. Yeah, I love it.
• 1:00:03
  Come on, man, you know Colin, you know we listen to that kind
• 1:00:05
  of music. 80s. Music.
• 1:00:06
  Oh, are you kidding me, dude? I, I remember, I remember when I
• 1:00:09
  was a kid in the video for happy to be Stuck with you.
• 1:00:13
  It was like 1987. And I remember the whole video
• 1:00:17
  was like him and like this girl and they're stuck on a deserted
• 1:00:20
  island and she wants nothing to do with that Huey Lewis.
• 1:00:23
  She's above him. But wait a minute, we're stuck
• 1:00:25
  together. I guess I'll settle.
• 1:00:27
  And she does. And I was like wow, what a cool
• 1:00:29
  love story that is because I'm 8.
• 1:00:32
  The heart of Rock'n'roll the heart of rock and mouth.
• 1:00:36
  I like that. Detroit.
• 1:00:39
  It's funny because, like, Huey Lewis, like, had such strong dad
• 1:00:44
  energy, but then he like, also had this soul.
• 1:00:47
  Like, he there was like, there's like an old black jazz musician
• 1:00:52
  trapped in this dad. This like, really good looking.
• 1:00:56
  I live in Bronxville, NY Dad, who just happened to have a lot
• 1:01:00
  of soul to him. He's just like, I own three
• 1:01:02
  horses. And by the way, the heart of
• 1:01:04
  rock'n'roll is still beating. Yeah.
• 1:01:06
  Well, yeah, if I was like Huey Lewis and I had his voice, I'd
• 1:01:10
  make like sexual like songs because I, I think that would
• 1:01:13
  draw more people to listen to me.
• 1:01:15
  Would you? Would you title your album that
• 1:01:17
  Errol? Would it be Huey Lewis's sexual
• 1:01:19
  songs? Huey Lewis sexual songs to draw
• 1:01:24
  in the ladies. I would call my first album.
• 1:01:27
  Another toe job I'm. Out.
• 1:01:34
  Bye. I'm out and there's like four
• 1:01:38
  other Nathan drops he could use for his next 5 albums.
• 1:01:40
  Oh, oh, Nathan is like dude, dude, this is like this is I
• 1:01:44
  don't even know what the guy like Anal would be album to Oh
• 1:01:47
  like Anal is perfect. I like this.
• 1:01:50
  I like this one. I want you for breakfast, lunch
• 1:01:53
  and dinner. How about this athletes?
• 1:01:57
  So he doesn't use and we we got to move on.
• 1:01:59
  But he doesn't use. He says instead of athletes, he
• 1:02:03
  says athletes. So.
• 1:02:05
  Athletes so. I like that.
• 1:02:07
  That's like old timey, like like mobster talk.
• 1:02:10
  So I got like, hey, so I got no, what I do, I go down.
• 1:02:13
  To the track and I bet on them athletes.
• 1:02:15
  So. I got.
• 1:02:16
  I got. Chauncey, I put two and two
• 1:02:18
  together. You ready?
• 1:02:20
  Joba is not an athlete. Wow.
• 1:02:26
  Speaking, Speaking of Chauncey Billups, I think we're going to
• 1:02:29
  be getting to that in a little bit, yes.
• 1:02:31
  I honestly I if I don't if I don't go help my wife put my my
• 1:02:36
  little girl. Down, man.
• 1:02:37
  She's going to kill me. What?
• 1:02:39
  How much longer you guys on? No, we'll be on for a while.
• 1:02:41
  So you could come on whenever you want.
• 1:02:44
  Come on. Yeah.
• 1:02:45
  Come on, Come back in. Come back in.
• 1:02:47
  Can I come back in? Yeah.
• 1:02:48
  You could come back in, man, absolutely.
• 1:02:49
  Let me let me go and check in. I'll be I'll be right back.
• 1:02:51
  I'm going to turn off my camera. You guys are awesome.
• 1:02:53
  This is great. Ladies and gentlemen, we had
• 1:02:56
  Colin Cosell. He'll be joining us a little bit
• 1:02:58
  later. He's hanging out with the kids,
• 1:03:01
  the kitties, and now we have to go to save your tear.
• 1:03:06
  Mom, what's one thing? That you can talk to me about.
• 1:03:10
  My sexual fantasies. Say your sorry.
• 1:03:15
  It's not ideal, but if it's what, it's not ideal.
• 1:03:18
  But if it's just not ideal, but if it is what you, You can't
• 1:03:21
  treble stamp a double stamp. You can't treble stamp a double
• 1:03:23
  stamp Lord. You can't treble stamp a double
• 1:03:25
  stamp Lord you. Guys, now it's time for save
• 1:03:31
  your tears. Whore bag.
• 1:03:35
  All right. Everybody, welcome to Save Your
• 1:03:38
  Tears. We are recapping our Week 8
• 1:03:42
  performance. Winner gets the compliment
• 1:03:45
  course and that is what we're up to tonight, that compliment
• 1:03:49
  course from everyone who did not win the competition.
• 1:03:52
  We're going to take a look at the standings and the final
• 1:03:54
  results right now. Here it comes.
• 1:03:57
  Here is everybody's people to pick from.
• 1:03:59
  You'll notice some people up there who had big games, a
• 1:04:01
  couple of zeros. Anyone took Dairy Judy 0 points
• 1:04:05
  on 2 targets. Let's see who won and it's
• 1:04:08
  Speedy Petty, tonight's champion Tommy the bride.
• 1:04:15
  Maids scoops in second place. I got third place Errol and
• 1:04:23
  Jarrett, followed by Jabba who really struggled in this.
• 1:04:27
  Where is Jabba? Where the hell is he he?
• 1:04:29
  Did say that. I don't know, he said.
• 1:04:31
  His internet's all messed. Up.
• 1:04:33
  Yeah, he said that something ripped out of the wall.
• 1:04:34
  I don't know if he's going to be joining back, but he said he has
• 1:04:36
  to call first thing in the morning.
• 1:04:38
  With well, that means he will not be back.
• 1:04:41
  I'm not too sure if he's. Going back, he'd say something
• 1:04:43
  with his. I guess he's not going to be
• 1:04:45
  back. No.
• 1:04:46
  Well, I guess we'll skip Jabba. We do have to give Speedy some
• 1:04:50
  love again. They have to be 51% genuine, at
• 1:04:54
  least complimentary status. I like to have Nathan replaced
• 1:04:58
  jobless compliments. Is it like?
• 1:05:00
  I think you should. That'll be great.
• 1:05:02
  Mario. I mean, I don't think Nathan's
• 1:05:05
  just going to randomly give you compliments like.
• 1:05:09
  What am I to? Earn the earn those compliments.
• 1:05:12
  That seems very greedy. I wanted to but.
• 1:05:18
  You got our compliments though, Speedy, so that's something.
• 1:05:21
  Do you know what other compliments?
• 1:05:23
  It's kind of insulting because we have compliments for you.
• 1:05:26
  Like our compliments aren't good enough.
• 1:05:29
  I was back right in time. Does it go the?
• 1:05:32
  There he is. Java, we're in your tears.
• 1:05:36
  You did so hot and if we starting right now with you,
• 1:05:41
  take a look at the board. Baker Mayfield not a good outing
• 1:05:45
  in this one from Andre Stevenson, no dice.
• 1:05:49
  Fannin Junior, Everyone took Fannin.
• 1:05:51
  He had a good game. The booty got 15 points for you.
• 1:05:55
  He was your top performer, but no surprise, biggest quarterback
• 1:06:00
  performer was Drake May 26.28. Maybe a top three quarterback in
• 1:06:05
  the NFL. Errol.
• 1:06:08
  Thank you. Thank you.
• 1:06:10
  All right, Java, give Speedy some compliments.
• 1:06:14
  Speedy's back on top. Speedy, you only beat me by 30
• 1:06:17
  points. That's impressive.
• 1:06:19
  I. Mean.
• 1:06:23
  Speedy you know what being being the guy, you know you're back on
• 1:06:27
  top where you should be the most knowing.
• 1:06:29
  And the statistical guy, you know what?
• 1:06:32
  You're back on top and I'm afraid this is going to get a
• 1:06:35
  hot streak and we're going to have to contend with you every
• 1:06:37
  week from now on because Tommy, you know, he's hanging around
• 1:06:40
  now. He he's he's staying in the
• 1:06:42
  wedding party. But you definitely kicked him
• 1:06:45
  out, Speedy. And we're going to have to
• 1:06:47
  definitely keep you on the radar because you're, you're going to
• 1:06:51
  be 1 to reckon. With from now on, have you ever
• 1:06:53
  snipped? Can you give us your definition
• 1:06:54
  of a wedding party? I don't want to hear it.
• 1:07:02
  All right, let's move on to Jarrett.
• 1:07:04
  That went over like a fart. Speedy congratulations for
• 1:07:08
  ending Tommy's reign of terror on the on the league.
• 1:07:12
  It's been been a long time coming.
• 1:07:14
  You're, I think, probably the one who pays the most attention
• 1:07:16
  to especially NFL stats about. Like a serial.
• 1:07:19
  Killer, You're very analytic, mind.
• 1:07:21
  You're a very smart man Congratulations.
• 1:07:24
  You do incredible work on this show.
• 1:07:26
  I thought I did great and then I completely remember just now
• 1:07:28
  that I picked Jerry Judy, so my nipples hard.
• 1:07:30
  Nice fun surprise to be looking at you.
• 1:07:33
  Go suck on a. 6940, Nice. All right, let's go to our next
• 1:07:40
  finisher. Yes, it's me, Errol.
• 1:07:42
  No points in the Fed FedEx Cup standings for you this time.
• 1:07:46
  I lost this place. Well, Speedy needs to learn how
• 1:07:51
  to write. But nevertheless forgetting
• 1:07:53
  words. You know, Speedy knows how I
• 1:07:55
  feel about him. He's he's the backbone of
• 1:07:58
  everything that I've done over the last 13 years.
• 1:08:01
  And he came to me in a suit and a tie and I haven't seen him
• 1:08:06
  wear one since. No, but I, I, you know.
• 1:08:16
  At some point we have to animate the speedy origin story of him,
• 1:08:20
  like showing up like with a briefcase, shirt and tie from
• 1:08:25
  Connecticut. It's pretty much exactly the way
• 1:08:29
  you're thinking. About LIRR, it's all $5 in his
• 1:08:33
  pocket. You.
• 1:08:34
  Know. Just just a chip in its chairs.
• 1:08:38
  Well, hold on, hold on. I don't know if he was trying to
• 1:08:40
  bribe me, but sometimes I would think that he was probably
• 1:08:43
  trying to definitely was not trying to bribe me.
• 1:08:48
  But you know, Speedy Speedy's a good hearted soul and I know he
• 1:08:52
  puts his, you know, his effort into everything that he does.
• 1:08:55
  He does all the cuts and you know, he knows I love him.
• 1:08:58
  He's like a little brother to me.
• 1:08:59
  So congratulations. Enjoy this win.
• 1:09:03
  Next week I'll be 1 bucket. All right, I'm next in the
• 1:09:08
  compliment chorus. 3rd place. I get one point in the FedEx Cup
• 1:09:12
  standings. Actually, Tommy might be leading
• 1:09:14
  the FedEx. I was going to say Tommy's not
• 1:09:15
  far behind in the. I think the past like couple
• 1:09:18
  weeks I haven't finished outside of like top.
• 1:09:20
  Yeah, he's been pretty steadily high.
• 1:09:23
  Pretty steadily high. Steadily.
• 1:09:26
  Not Errol, not not Speedy, not anyone else.
• 1:09:30
  Pretty steadily high. Tommy scoops.
• 1:09:32
  I agree with that statement in many different facets of life
• 1:09:35
  for that gentleman, but for Speedy PD, that's for Speedy PD.
• 1:09:41
  What another great performance. I don't think people realize
• 1:09:43
  that listen to the show, just how important Speedy is to
• 1:09:46
  everything in the backstage to get all the videos up online, to
• 1:09:50
  get them so that you see them every day, so that you have cool
• 1:09:54
  cut UPS from everything. Like the streaks in my britches.
• 1:09:58
  The sound is Tommy but that, but you know the none of those sound
• 1:10:01
  effects. But Speedy does do incredible
• 1:10:04
  amounts of work. Wouldn't be very easy to do it
• 1:10:06
  without you man Whatsoever. We love you and keep kicking
• 1:10:10
  butt in. Safe.
• 1:10:12
  Tears. Whore bag all.
• 1:10:14
  Right now it's my turn to pay the respect to Mr. Speedy PD.
• 1:10:19
  And I love men. I am so honored that since my
• 1:10:23
  crown has fallen off, you are the one to pick it back up and
• 1:10:26
  put it on Chicks, like Fish was saying, carrying off of that.
• 1:10:28
  Honestly men, the amount of work you do for this show, the amount
• 1:10:31
  of hours you've stayed up even in New Orleans, We all witnessed
• 1:10:34
  how long you've stayed up for in New Orleans, how long you stay
• 1:10:37
  up in general for working on this.
• 1:10:38
  Show I don't care. Like a vampire putting in time
• 1:10:41
  and effort. 99% of the world wouldn't.
• 1:10:43
  I know when you're over there editing for videos, you're
• 1:10:45
  making sure everything's picture perfect, clear cut, making sure
• 1:10:49
  there's. Enjoy.
• 1:10:50
  I've never met anybody that types on a on a keyboard fast
• 1:10:52
  enough. I know Errol mentions that all
• 1:10:53
  the time, but man, do you not type away on that keyboard
• 1:10:57
  everything you do, man. And like you said, it's not even
• 1:10:59
  that much of A I'm surprised that you are here sitting at the
• 1:11:01
  top of the king, top of the mountain.
• 1:11:03
  Never heard of the skin for? Save your tears.
• 1:11:08
  All right, and that has been the compliment chorus for Save Your
• 1:11:13
  Tears. We'll be back with Week Nines
• 1:11:16
  Save Your Tears on Wednesday. If you don't like the results,
• 1:11:20
  you can't cry about it. I was waiting for him to say
• 1:11:25
  that. Ladies and gentlemen, it was it
• 1:11:26
  was definitely coming. Save your tears.
• 1:11:30
  Where's goodie when you need them.
• 1:11:31
  Thank you to all the fans on Spotify and Apple following us.
• 1:11:34
  Thank you for all the fans that TuneIn and check us out on
• 1:11:37
  YouTube and and obviously are downloading us and checking out
• 1:11:41
  all the clips. We're almost at the 4000 marker
• 1:11:45
  monetization for hours on YouTube, but we had over 180
• 1:11:50
  something 1000 downloads of unique downloads on Spotify and
• 1:11:55
  Apple this past month. So thank you to all the fans
• 1:11:58
  tuning in to us and Facebook X Instagram, TikTok, all of them
• 1:12:04
  Jabba in the mouth worldwide sports radio as always.
• 1:12:09
  Yeah, who do we have on on Wednesday?
• 1:12:11
  Our friend OB Mahali coming back on at 9:00.
• 1:12:13
  Moo do it, speedy Moo Haley. No, no, no, no.
• 1:12:18
  Do it. It's like, it's like, you know,
• 1:12:21
  like it's like Nathan's mom. I'm going to have to have Nathan
• 1:12:30
  do that. Drop Moo.
• 1:12:32
  Wait, Speedy. Do it.
• 1:12:33
  Do it one more time. Sounds like a really you have to
• 1:12:39
  bring back that sounds like a constipated.
• 1:12:42
  I don't drink a lot of milk. Milk.
• 1:12:44
  It does a party good anyways, it does me good and I'm getting the
• 1:12:48
  hell out of here because I'm tired.
• 1:12:49
  I got other things to do ladies and gentlemen, I hope you
• 1:12:52
  enjoyed a very new episode of Joppin the Mouth and we'll see
• 1:12:56
  you Wednesday Jabba get your damn optimization fixed over
• 1:13:02
  there your world world. We're now on Wi-Fi over there
• 1:13:06
  that you had done by the all these professionals in your new
• 1:13:08
  house. Get it fixed.
• 1:13:10
  We'll see you on Wednesday it. It is the worldwide sports radio
• 1:13:15
  network network.