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Love Is Blind, Paris, Coachella with Sarah Colonna · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: Hannah McDonald.
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  Speaker 3: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. We have one of
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  Speaker 2: your favorites returning, Sarah Colonna, funny girl, glowing skin, curly hair.
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  Speaker 4: How are you?
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  Speaker 2: I'm good, girl.
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  Speaker 4: How are you? You're very glowy today, your skin.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I knew you were coming, so I've been seeing Dr. Kasabian,
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  Speaker 2: who does my Botox. I also treated myself to a
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  Speaker 2: facial yesterday, last minute.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I did a self-care day. I had a day by myself.
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  Speaker 2: Peter was gone. Brandon was gone. And I called the
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  Speaker 2: Four Seasons in Westlake and was like, can someone get
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  Speaker 2: me in? for a facial because I'm seeing Sarah tomorrow
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  Speaker 2: and I want to compete with the glow.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, your skin really does look very good. That's nice.
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  Speaker 2: Then there were two gay male juicy scoopers in the
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  Speaker 2: pool because I was hanging out at the pool.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And so then I purposely went back after and had
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  Speaker 2: two drinks with them. So that was really kind of
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  Speaker 2: made it fun. That is fun. That's a real self-care day.
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  Speaker 4: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: As I was going to get my facial, the guy
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  Speaker 2: is like, I'm a juicy scooper. I'm like, I'm coming
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  Speaker 2: back to see you in an hour.
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  Speaker 4: You're like, we're hanging by the pool.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, listen, a couple of gay juicy scoopers by
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  Speaker 5: the pool on a Sunday afternoon at a Four Seasons.
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  Speaker 2: 75 degrees in Westlake Village.
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  Speaker 4: Why didn't you text me?
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  Speaker 2: I would have gone. You know what? I thought it
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  Speaker 2: was so last minute. I was like, I really should have,
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  Speaker 2: but I just, I will next time. Anyway, that's a great,
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  Speaker 2: easy getaway.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I actually ran into a Juicy Scooper yesterday as well.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: It was a woman.
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  Speaker 5: She yelled at me from across the street. I was
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  Speaker 5: walking into the local Peasant. Oh, that's her favorite spot.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And she said, Sarah Colonna, Juicy Scooper. And it was
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  Speaker 4: very sweet, and we waved.
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  Speaker 2: Were you with Prince Harry?
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  Speaker 4: I was with Prince Harry. Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 2: Yep. And so that woman didn't say anything to me.
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  Speaker 4: No, he was already inside. Yeah, he was there. I
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  Speaker 4: was at Pilates. He went before me. I met him
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  Speaker 4: there after.
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  Speaker 2: For those of you who don't know, there is a
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  Speaker 2: strong resemblance between Sarah's husband, who is a football player,
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  Speaker 2: now businessman, whatever you want to call him, he does everything.
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  Speaker 2: But he does resemble Prince Harry, or Prince Harry resembles him.
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  Speaker 4: Prince Harry resembles him, yes, just because they're both redheads.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and there was a mentally, we believe mentally ill,
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  Speaker 2: or maybe not. But she said, what did she say
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  Speaker 2: on Ventura Boulevard, screaming at you?
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  Speaker 5: We were across the street walking to the grocery store,
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  Speaker 5: and she said, hey, Prince Harry, fuck you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: To John.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Top of her, like, we believe that she was a
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  Speaker 4: little unstable.
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  Speaker 2: Or she was Samantha, Meghan Markle's sister.
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  Speaker 4: We don't know. One of the two.
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  Speaker 2: One of the two. Let's get into what went down
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  Speaker 2: last night, because we are hearing from all these people
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  Speaker 2: that were freaking out that Love is Blind, season four,
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  Speaker 2: last night was supposed to be the reunion where- you know,
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  Speaker 2: the couples come together and it like, what, it just crashed.
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  Speaker 4: We weren't able to watch it. I couldn't, you still,
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  Speaker 4: I was texting you that it's, it was just like
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  Speaker 4: a loading, like 25%.
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  Speaker 5: It just kept circling this morning. It still wasn't up.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, so I haven't, I just had to read
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  Speaker 5: about it. Cause I haven't seen it.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, you know, I, I did download them
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  Speaker 2: all for the plane or whatever on my trip to, um, St.
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  Speaker 2: Bart's was fabulous by the way. And I talked all
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  Speaker 2: about it on my Patrion. But it was the best
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  Speaker 2: trip ever. I highly recommend you guys go.
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  Speaker 4: It looked really fun. Have you ever been to St.
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  Speaker 2: Barts?
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  Speaker 4: No, but I want to go. And your trip made
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  Speaker 4: me want to go more. I kept showing John photos.
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  Speaker 2: It is so beautiful, so fun. And, you know, it
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  Speaker 2: is a bit of a trek for an L.A. person
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  Speaker 2: to get there. But it's worth it. So we went
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  Speaker 2: because Peter's a genius.
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  Speaker 4: Did you sail there? No, we didn't do that.
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  Speaker 2: We went from LAX to Panama, like Panama City in Panama.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Which was like a seven hour flight, but we did
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  Speaker 2: first class and we laid, not to brag, but I
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  Speaker 2: have traveled a lot and I deserve it.
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  Speaker 4: The pods.
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  Speaker 2: I slept on the pods.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I love the pod.
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  Speaker 2: And then we did carry on only. Yeah, you did.
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  Speaker 2: Because I only had a one hour crossover. Then went
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  Speaker 2: to St. Martin and then the tiny plane to St. Bart.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: But I left LAX at 1030 at night on Tuesday. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And was on my friend's yacht that was docked right
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  Speaker 2: there across from all the fanciest shops. Gucci, Prada. You
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  Speaker 2: guys would have had fun. By, like, noon on Wednesday.
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  Speaker 2: That's unheard of.
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  Speaker 4: That's the best. Getting in and, like, going. Getting in
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  Speaker 4: in the morning so you're enjoying your afternoon. Now, okay.
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  Speaker 4: Just real quick.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Pod.
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  Speaker 4: My favorite thing in the world. I felt like I
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  Speaker 4: had another. Not the dating pods. No.
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  Speaker 2: The sleeping pods on a plane. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Sleeping pods on a plane. Yeah. Now I forgot what
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  Speaker 4: I was going to ask you. Never mind. About what
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  Speaker 4: I do there? I don't know what I was going
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  Speaker 4: to ask you. I had just my whole brain. Anyway,
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  Speaker 4: I brought.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, no, the carry-on. I'm so proud of you. I
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  Speaker 5: don't know why I didn't think that you would be
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  Speaker 5: able to be a light packer.
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  Speaker 2: I enjoyed the challenge. And I was also like, I
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  Speaker 2: know I can buy clothes there. And if worse comes
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  Speaker 2: to worse, I can then check in on the way home.
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  Speaker 2: Buy another bag, check in.
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  Speaker 4: Which I did.
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  Speaker 2: On the way home, I did just check in my bags.
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  Speaker 2: Peter kept his carry-on, but I'm like, I'm checking these in. I, this,
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  Speaker 2: people asked me, okay, so what did I do? I
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  Speaker 2: wore prayer tennis shoes. I brought one pair of flip
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  Speaker 2: flops and one wedge.
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  Speaker 4: That's it. That's it.
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  Speaker 2: I brought no cute purses. I only brought my one
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  Speaker 2: like purse to wear on the plane, like a crossover. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Cause you're going to be walking around so much. You
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  Speaker 4: don't want to keep up.
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  Speaker 2: And one tiny box of jewelry. I brought no curling iron,
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  Speaker 2: no nothing.
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  Speaker 4: You don't need it because you're on by the beach.
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  Speaker 4: You have beach hair.
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  Speaker 2: But I did bring, but I mean, I brought my
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  Speaker 2: makeup and stuff, but I was really good about like
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  Speaker 2: the sizes of things. And I was just like, and
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  Speaker 2: then I brought like five suits, only two coverups and
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  Speaker 2: like four little dresses rolled up, two pairs of shorts,
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  Speaker 2: two tanks.
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  Speaker 4: I'm honestly getting like a little wet right now.
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  Speaker 2: And it worked.
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  Speaker 4: It's no, because this is, this is how, that's what
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  Speaker 4: I do.
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  Speaker 2: I am. And then I did buy two really great dresses,
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  Speaker 2: long silk, beautiful dresses and like a cute little bag
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  Speaker 2: and a one pair of Dolce and Gabbana shoes, which
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  Speaker 2: was not a wise choice to buy shoes because they
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  Speaker 2: take up room. Yeah. And so I, that was my only,
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  Speaker 2: that was my carry on for the rest of the
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  Speaker 2: trip all the way home. I just kept carrying that bag,
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  Speaker 2: but Yeah, but like that gives you an excuse to
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  Speaker 2: buy dresses to wear that night, which is what you
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  Speaker 2: kind of want to do.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And if you want, I mean, if you want to,
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  Speaker 5: if you, I'm adamant about not having to check it
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  Speaker 5: either way because LAX, I don't like having to wait
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  Speaker 5: for a bag at LAX either. I've done 10 days,
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  Speaker 5: no bag check. I've done 10 days.
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  Speaker 4: But it was Cabo. So it's, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: It's summer clothes. It is easier.
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  Speaker 2: Also, I knew being that we are on my friend's
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  Speaker 2: yacht and I knew how these things work, that anything
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  Speaker 2: I wanted washed. I knew it's not, it's not difficult
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  Speaker 2: to have that done. So it's like, if you can
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  Speaker 2: wash your clothes, it's called the crew, it's called the crew.
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  Speaker 2: But if you are in a situation where you have
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  Speaker 2: access to a washing machine, that changes things too.
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  Speaker 4: That's true.
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  Speaker 2: Because then it's like, yeah, you just need a couple
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  Speaker 2: of t-shirts, but you're going to wash them on day three.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Somehow in my brain, I didn't even register that there
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  Speaker 4: would have been a washer and dryer on a yacht,
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  Speaker 4: but yeah, of course there was.
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  Speaker 2: Right. It was so fun and they encouraged dancing on tables.
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  Speaker 2: They don't care about lawsuits. They're like, get on this table, bitch.
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  Speaker 4: I loved it.
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  Speaker 2: It is expensive. Like food, everything's expensive, but so fun. Beautiful.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Hung out with Teresa and Louis from New Jersey.
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  Speaker 4: I saw that. Now, did you know they were going
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  Speaker 4: to be there?
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Someone DM'd me and said she was there and I
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  Speaker 2: DM'd her. And we made it frickin' happen.
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  Speaker 4: Had you met her before?
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  Speaker 2: No, we were just DMing about, you know, because I
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  Speaker 2: follow the shows and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: No, I did meet her at BravoCon. I met her.
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  Speaker 4: That was where I met her.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. And then we... You know, then we like
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  Speaker 2: all made a plan to meet and it was just
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  Speaker 2: super fun and met her husband, Louie, and he was
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  Speaker 2: taller and cuter and less red in the face.
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  Speaker 4: He's just more tan in person. Oh, well, he was
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  Speaker 4: in the same part.
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  Speaker 2: They're very tan people. And I think sometimes on New Jersey,
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  Speaker 2: on Real Housewives of New Jersey, sometimes the glare makes
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  Speaker 2: him look or other people look a little red, but
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  Speaker 2: in person, very cute and very nice. Very fun.
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  Speaker 4: Nice. Into it. They're into each other.
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  Speaker 2: Madly in love. Good times. And yeah, so we just
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  Speaker 2: had a blast. So I didn't watch it because I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, because I read Paris's book instead, which I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to get to. I read Paris's book instead of
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  Speaker 2: watching Love is Blind. So last night when you texted me,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, you know what? It's 645. I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to jam through this and I'm going to watch it.
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  Speaker 2: And let me tell you something. Binging something like Love
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  Speaker 2: is Blind in three hours, you feel extremely accomplished.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the way to do it.
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  Speaker 2: And it was pretty satisfying because As you go on,
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  Speaker 2: once they hook up, for those people I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: they meet in the pods, they don't get to see
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  Speaker 2: each other. They hit it off with one or two people.
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  Speaker 2: Then they go, okay, I'm going to ask you to
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  Speaker 2: marry me. Then there's like five or six couples that
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  Speaker 2: go off to Mexico. And then from there, they go
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  Speaker 2: and live for like five weeks, six weeks as a couple.
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  Speaker 2: So one they become couples, then you kind of like
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  Speaker 2: care about the, I don't know. Then I was like
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  Speaker 2: only into a couple of the couples. So I'd kind
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  Speaker 2: of skim through the other people's conversations and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 5: I think that's what I would, I need to do
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  Speaker 5: from now on is watch it that way. Cause John,
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  Speaker 5: my husband, he really likes it. So he, we watch
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  Speaker 5: it separately cause he, Oh, is really into it, whereas
• 10:20
  Speaker 5: I get more annoyed by it. But then I keep
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  Speaker 5: watching it. But then I complain about the people and
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  Speaker 5: how dumb a lot of them are. And so I
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  Speaker 5: think and I don't like I thought I actually find
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  Speaker 5: the pod part to be very painful to watch.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. The pod I need to get through because they
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  Speaker 2: just the way they're like, oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: What? And I just, it's, I'm like, you're talking to
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  Speaker 4: a wall.
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  Speaker 2: And then they say a sad story. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I would have fallen asleep like that one girl did.
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  Speaker 2: This one girl fell asleep, but they still got married.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to do spoilers. Like, you guys, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: ruining anything for you. Who cares?
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  Speaker 4: You should have watched earlier. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, the fact that the reunion was so built
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  Speaker 5: up to be live and we still haven't seen it
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  Speaker 5: because it's still not available.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's available at some places.
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  Speaker 5: I read some people watched it, but the fact that
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  Speaker 5: they built it up like this and then had a
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  Speaker 5: colossal failure is crazy to me.
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  Speaker 2: But then I thought maybe this is the marketing genius
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  Speaker 2: because it got me to watch the whole thing last
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  Speaker 2: night because I was like, oh, my God, this is
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  Speaker 2: going to be huge. And the thing crashed and they
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: made it sound like it crashed because so many people
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: are trying to log in and watch it. But I
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  Speaker 2: don't even know if that's true.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like it just... I think they just
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  Speaker 4: fucked something up on a technical end.
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  Speaker 2: And then it was funny because, like, Bravo tweeted out, like,
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  Speaker 2: we would never do this to you at a reunion.
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  Speaker 2: And I thought that was pretty funny.
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  Speaker 5: But Twitter was funny about, like, seeing people melt down.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, the people that were actually angry about it were...
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  Speaker 5: I was like, all right, well, you know, you need
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  Speaker 5: something else to do.
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  Speaker 2: I do want to talk about a couple of couples
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  Speaker 2: that I was interested in.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, this girl.
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  Speaker 2: What was her name?
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  Speaker 4: Chelsea.
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  Speaker 2: Chelsea and Kwame.
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  Speaker 4: Kwame. Kwame. Who, by the way, was spotted.
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  Speaker 5: Someone put it on Twitter or TikTok and Instagram that
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  Speaker 5: they found him on season 10, I believe, of Married
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  Speaker 5: at First Sight in the casting call.
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  Speaker 2: So he did a casting call, but he wasn't chosen.
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  Speaker 4: He wasn't chosen, but it's the same producers.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, I don't think that's so terrible. I
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  Speaker 2: want to say something a little profound.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: I think this Love is Blind show, you should not
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  Speaker 2: go on it unless you truly want to try to
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  Speaker 2: get married. Really, really. Because I don't see these people popping.
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  Speaker 2: They're not doing Dancing with the Stars.
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  Speaker 4: They're not.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, sure, maybe they have some Instagram followers. Maybe
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: they can sell some like flat tummy tea. But there's
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  Speaker 2: not anyone from the last four seasons that has a
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  Speaker 2: longevity in the podcast world or in social influencing world
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  Speaker 2: or anything.
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  Speaker 4: No, they're just popular for the season.
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  Speaker 2: They really are. And I do see why some people,
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  Speaker 2: especially in this day and age, I'm like, every time
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  Speaker 2: I watch this and these people are so desperate to
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  Speaker 2: get married, I'm always like, why am I not more
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  Speaker 2: grateful that I'm married? Like, apparently I have what everybody wants.
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  Speaker 2: Whenever we're watching it, and they're like, and I just
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  Speaker 2: want to be, you know, with my partner forever and, like,
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  Speaker 2: have a house and, like, travel. And I'm like, oh.
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  Speaker 4: I have that.
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  Speaker 2: Why am I miserable?
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  Speaker 4: Just kidding.
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  Speaker 2: I'm begging for it.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I guess I just feel that, because I agree
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  Speaker 4: with you, because Tiffany and Brett, right? No, wait. Who
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  Speaker 4: stayed together?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, Kwani and Chelsea.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: So he is, this guy Kwani, he was an immigrant. Kwami.
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  Speaker 2: He was an immigrant from, when he came over at
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  Speaker 2: like eight years old, from California. I forgot the country,
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  Speaker 2: someplace in Africa and very smart. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Not only is he a software designer.
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  Speaker 2: You know, like, you know, tech guy, but also like
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: pretty profound and like analyzing their relationship. Like he really
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: became more attractive and grew on me, but they did
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: a real thirsty thing. They did a photo shoot in
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: their underwear for their engagement photos.
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: I didn't see that.
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: Remember when Chloe took that famous photo with Tristan's hand
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: around her belly and that's how they announced that she
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: was pregnant with Drew before he had another baby with
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: someone else and then a second one with her and
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: he's back in the family, but whatever. She's cute. She's thin.
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: She's got a nice body, a nice ass.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: He's super fit. But this was so cringe and they
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: have this English guy being like, hey, Kwame, can you
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: just put your forehead on her belly? And like, they're
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: like posing and it was just, and he's like up
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: on the bed taking photos and they're like, I was like,
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: do you imagine?
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: Who wants to do that for an engagement shoot? Who's,
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: who are you sending that to? Your family?
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: And what's also crazy is when she like, she like
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: surprises her family with the fact that she's engaged and
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: she's engaged this guy and they are like, so accepting,
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: so happy for her, so happy for them as a couple. Like, absolutely. Like,
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: they are embracing him more than Kris Jenner embraces any
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: son-in-law or baby daddy that walks into the house. Like,
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: beyond embracing. Yeah. His mom says, titles him, I'm not
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: interested in meeting her or ever coming to your wedding. You, like,
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: you've shamed the family by, like, getting married.
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: And she didn't go. Didn't go.
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: So, but this is, To the point of you saying
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: you shouldn't do this unless you really want to get married,
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: which I agree.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: But I have a hard time believing you want to
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: get married so bad that you started on Married at
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: First Sight and then ended up on Love is Blind. Like,
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: that's more TV. If you really want to get married,
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: why are you only trying to do.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: It on TV?
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: Well, I don't know.
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: So that's why I think his mom is like, come on, buddy.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: I really hope they make it work. But he also really,
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: he really liked this other girl, Micah, who's the other
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: star of the show, who's blonde. Right. Do I have
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: a photo of her?
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: Look at these photos. This is looking great, guys.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Wait.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: I have to just go back. I have these more photos.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: Check out my YouTube.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: Please subscribe. But, like, just in their underwear, looking out
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: the window, which is, like, it.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: Was really cringe. Here's a photographer.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Call me. Perhaps you can have your head on, you know,
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: forehead resting on a chest. And she's, like, really feeling herself. Like,
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: I'm like, come on. Like, you're not a model. But whatever. Whatever.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, she's got a nice body.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: And you've had cameras follow you around for like three months.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: That's got to change your point of view of yourself.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: That's got to make you.
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: One way or the other. It's either going to make
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: you insane or make you really proud of yourself.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Or a narcissist. Okay. So this girl, Micah. This is
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Micah right here. She's pretty blonde. She's 26.
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: He liked her too.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: And she told him, Kwame.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: I'm interested in someone else. So then he got into
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Chelsea and they became a couple. But then the Micah
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: girl who's like sorority girl, 26 with like, she does
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: have too much of the bad eyelash extension. She has
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: the Muppet lashes too much and long blonde hair extensions,
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: but she's pretty cute. You know, she's cute enough.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: She's not.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, she's pretty. She's not L.A. pretty, but she's, like, pretty.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, she's pretty. It's horrible. But I'm just saying.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: But her friends think she.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: She clearly was the hottest one in the sorority, because
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: I just have to tell you the scenario that happened.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: So the guy she chooses is this scientist. L.A. pretty.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, Heather. I'm just... I know.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: I don't care, you guys. I know.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Come and visit, and you'll see what I mean.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: So anyway... She, but she's good looking.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: She's a nice figure. You know, anybody would talk to
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: her at a bar.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Like she's cute. And she would definitely get into sororities.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: And anyway, so she goes to introduce, oh wait, but
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: first of all, so she was flirting hard with the
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Kwame after they were already paired up with their people.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: When they all get together in Mexico and they hang
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: out with couples, they're all getting drunk off tequila shots
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: in the pool. And she's like flirting so hard with him. Yeah.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: So that was that was pretty juicy. Yeah.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: And Chelsea was pissed because she should be ignoring her.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: And Chelsea and him had been boning like three times.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would have.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: I would have just left right then, to be honest
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: with you. I would have been like, oh, fuck yourself. Yeah,
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: that's pretty telling about him. I mean, I know they
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: ended up together and got married and I don't know.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: But well, we don't know how they are today.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: So but this is the juiciest. This is the juiciest
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: of the funniest part of the entire series. If there
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: is an episode, we had to look up the episode.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: Do you remember what episode?
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: I think it was like eight or something. Anyway, Micah,
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: the sorority girl, brings the environmental scientist, who she's now
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: engaged to, to go meet her two sorority sisters.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know if they're sorority sisters, but.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: I'm going to guess $ 9, 000 billion trillion that they are. Right. Okay.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: And one girl, Shelby, looks exactly like Micah, but just
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: a little less hot. The same white hair, blonde hair extensions,
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: the same Muppet lashes, the same like a little too
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: much base. Oh, yeah.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of. Oh, you did a side by side. Oh,
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: here we go. These are the two girls.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Wait, hold on.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: Here they are.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: See how much they look alike. Oh, wow.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: They really do.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: They really, really look alike. They have the same makeup,
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: the same eyebrows.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: Why do they wear so much makeup? I want everyone
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: to do what they want. But I just want to
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: say when you wear so much makeup when you're so young,
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: it makes you look older and you don't need it.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think we're starting to move away from that.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: But for like four years, every makeup tutorial was a
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: 12-year-old doing 12 steps of face.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and contouring and all that.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: And I'm baking under my eyes. Why do you think
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: you're 12?
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: They do that on that. Did you watch the shit?
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Is it Temptation?
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: Not Temptation Island, but whatever. One of the other shows
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: on an island somewhere. Oh, the one with the girl that, no,
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: the one with like the Alexa pops.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Up.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: Too hot to handle.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: Oh, they, I mean, and they're on a beach and
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: they just, but they put so much makeup on. I'm like,
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: How can you even enjoy the sun? It's got to
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: be so uncomfortable under all that makeup.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: No, I think we're going to be moving away from
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: like the 12 different steps. Like the whole point of
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: being young is like, you know, not having.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: To not have to do all that.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: And then when you get older, it.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: Just makes you... Anyway.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Those thoughts.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: You know the ones I mean.
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: That doesn't matter. It's nothing. Thoughts that become kind of
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: something become a bit much. And day by day, the
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: world feels heavier. And you're holding it together just fine
• 20:24
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• 20:42
  Speaker 3: I'm Darman and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 20:55
  Speaker 6: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: I'm heading to the Emmys and I have police complaints
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: filed against me.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: what would you do if it was given back?
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: He said, I have a work dad.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: I need a home dad.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: What happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: happens next.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: I decided to risk it all.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: I realized how valuable every day was.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: You're worth the work.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: So they were a lot of base.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: And so this girl, Shelby, is like such a drunk bitch.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: And I just want to say, Shelby, if you're listening. Obviously,
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: you know you're a star from the show. You came
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: off horribly, but I'm talking about you, so that should
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: make you happy. Anyway, this girl is a sorority girl
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: who was a real drunk thing all throughout college. And
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: all of them got together, this is what I'm guessing,
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: and sucked a lot of dicks, okay? And had some
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: fun and got real drunk.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: Okay. Enjoyed their college years.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: No, and no, and probably not great looking ones, but
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: the guys that they got with, but like they went
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: on spring break. They knew the bouncer. They got drunk.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: They did shots, girls. They had fun. They laughed around
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: the next day eating burritos.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: The party crew.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: So she is not happy. She's not happy in her
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: satin green outfit that her friend Micah has a boyfriend,
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: a fiance now. And she's already drunk and she's talking
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: to him and she's like, I mean, but Shelby's, like,
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: the best. I mean, her name's Shelby. Well, Micah's, like,
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: the best girl in the world. And it's like, and
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: you have to get through me. And then Micah's like,
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: you have to understand, she gets angered easily. And she, like,
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: has ruined every relationship I've ever had. Well, because I
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: care about you. And because these guys suck. And so, like,
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: how do you know that she's the right one for you?
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: And he's like, well, from the moment we met, there
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: was a real connection. And she's like, you're talking like
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: too articulately. I'm not into it.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: She said that?
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. And she goes, well,
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: he's a scientist. And she's like, yeah, that's what I'm
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: not like feeling. And then she's like, well, we're engaged.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: And she's like, yeah, well, I'm not with it. She goes,
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: what do you mean you're not with it? She's like,
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: I'm just not.
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: It's not right for you.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: It's not. So then she does her... So then she
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: does her... Like, you know, interview off to the side
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: with the other girl who's the brunette version of them.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: And she's just like, I say no. And then she
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: gets more drunk and she's like, and now they're crying
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: to each other. She's like, you just don't understand because, like,
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: I love you and I care about you and we're
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: best friends. And, like, when you sleep, I sleep. I
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: want to, like, they literally, I don't think she's a lesbian.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: I don't think she wants to eat Micah's box. I don't.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: I don't think she wants to be your life partner.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: But they're 26 now.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: And it's like joined at the hip. She doesn't want
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: him to grow up.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Doesn't want to grow up. And she's like realizing that
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: the drunken antics that were like kind of hot and
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: cute at 19 are probably not as appealing now at 26.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: And her friend is not only on a TV show,
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: but she found like a very cute looking guy.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: He's by far the cutest one, I believe, on the cast.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: I thought he was very.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: And I'm really pretty nice and tall and like cute
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: and put together and actually like smart and has a career.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: And the girls were so bitchy. And then she's like,
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: so I don't know. I don't, you know, cause I,
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I like you. And he's like, well,
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: I don't really care. And then Micah goes, don't say
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: you don't care about Shelby's opinion. She's my best friend.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: He goes, well, I care about you, but like what?
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: And she's like, don't say that. Like, he goes, I'm
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: gonna let you guys have a shot. And like, and
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: all I want to say is like bitchy drunk girls.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: stop being such fucking bullies to guys at bars. Like,
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: like they're people too. And like you, if you were,
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: if a guy was being rude to a woman like that,
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: if a guy was being like, I don't want to
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: hear you speak. Yeah.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: After chatter, we'd.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: All be like, Oh my God, what a mansplaining dick.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Like they were, she was awful.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: Well, and they're awful, awful in the beginning.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: She kind of became a little bit more tolerable or
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: like nice.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: But I also do feel like I'm, I didn't watch
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: it from start to finish.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: I don't have a strong opinion on all of them, obviously.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: So I'll just say how, like, you know, what do
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: you call first impressions? But if your friends are like that.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: And then I know that everyone's mad at him because
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: at the end he said, when he said no.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Spoiler alert. And they get to the altar and he's like,
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: and they say, you know, do you take this man
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: to her? And she goes, I want him to go first.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: So then he says, no, I don't think we're ready
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: to get married. And then she runs off. And, you know,
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: he tries to console her and she's just like, get out.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: I'm humiliated. And Shelby is cheering from the audience. She's
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: so happy. She's like, that's my girl. We're going to
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: fucking get shots after this.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: That's like weird response, by the way, to cheer and
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: to let your best friend go up there and have like,
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: did you see her?
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Like, why didn't they use some tape?
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: I know. Well, then John was like, it's not a bra.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: There's no back strap. So I think it was one
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: of those long braids. it must've been a long back pant,
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: like spank suit or something, but still like, why aren't
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: you covering?
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Cause you're not a fucking friend.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Cause you're not a good friend. You're not a good friend.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Micah, look at your back. Get rid of that bridesmaid.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: Everyone's mad at him for saying that he felt that
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: she wouldn't, he didn't see her as a great mom.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: I guess he says that in the reunion that some
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: people have been able to see. Yeah. Yeah.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: I think he said it before.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: I might be. Yeah. But, Because on the reunion, he
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: had to apologize it from my. OK. But people got
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: mad and they were like, oh, that's so, you know,
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: like gender stereotype and all this. But I'm like, I
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: think it might be based on this shit.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: It's.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It seems like you're still living. I mean, look
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: at your friends. Sometimes the friends can tell you a
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: lot about someone and I'm not blaming it all on
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: her friend. But sometimes it makes you go, wait a minute.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: Why are her friends like this?
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: If this was like my brother, my son, and I
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: saw these two bitchy girls, especially Shelby, Say the thing,
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: and the hold that she had about their opinion still
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: being so strong. And not being like, I mean, run
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: for the hills. Yeah.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: Because she should, because Micah should have said, look, shall,
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Shall be my young sorority sister. Yeah, yeah.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: I don't, just as she stood up for her, she
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: should have stood up for him too.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: Right? And said, hey.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I'm curious to see if they're even seeing
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: each other anymore, but my Netflix was down. So they
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: didn't make it. But Kwame and his underwear model, they
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: made it. The two of them in their underwear. Chelsea,
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: they made it.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Underwear happily ever after.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: And then there were two other couples that made it.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: So I'm not going to get into all that. But
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: that was the juicy part, I thought. Speaking of something
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: that I guess you could do in a cave for
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: 500 days.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: It took me three hours.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: But for 500 days, the Spanish athlete was alone in
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: a cave. Did you hear about this? She did it
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: for science. So... She was in a cave for 500 days.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: That's a whole year.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know if she had any natural light, like
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: a sunroof or something from the cave.
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because I feel like I go crazy. I tear
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: your hair out kind of crazy.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: When she got out, the first thing she asked was,
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: who's buying the beer? Sounds like a lot of fun. Anyway,
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: she entered in November 21st of 2021. She went down
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: into the cave with the intention of staying there for
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: 500 days. She was exploring the efforts of isolation on
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: the body and the mind. She said she could have
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: stayed in the cave longer. She spent her days reading, drawing, exercising,
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: and knitting and vlogging for a Spanish production company to
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: turn her experience into a documentary. Then she lost track
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: of time after two months. She never even considered hitting
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: a panic button. And a team was in charge of
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: providing her with food and removing her waste. She did
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: not want to be contacted down the cave, even if
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: a family member died. So the whole thing is like
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: studying her brain about isolation after 500 days.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: It sounds nice right now. Right now, I'm like, oh,
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: that kind of sounds nice. I'd like to go in
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: a cave for 500 days. I couldn't, 50 minutes, I'd
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: go crazy.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: I realized this, this would be the worst thing ever
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: for me because even when I'm extremely tired and I
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: have like one or two days, you know when it
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: was raining for like, well, it's been raining a lot. Yeah.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: The first weekend of the horrific LA rainstorm, I like
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: went and bought stuff to make chili. I was like
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: hunkering down. I was really looking forward to just a
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: weekend staying home. By the second weekend, and certainly by
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: the third, I'm like, I'm fucking done with this shit.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: You're like, when can I get on a yacht to St. Mark's?
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I need to be social. I need to
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: have fun.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: I need to go out.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: So for me, I.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Can't. This would be the worst thing on earth for me.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: I would not like it like that way too long.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: But I think there's a lot of people that could
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: probably pull it off with all the right amenities.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: You know? Not a cave. I know. I need to
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: see the inside of the cave. Was it nice, like,
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: the inside of, like, the, you know, the I Dream
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: of Jeannie bottle kind of?
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I always wanted that I Dream of
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Jeannie bedroom with the pink cushions. Yeah, it looked nice.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: I could totally be a Jeannie if I had that stomach.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: And that cute living room.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: The room looked nice in there. So if it's something
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think it was. It was a cave.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: But why did you have to be in it? I
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: guess because honestly, if you were just in like a
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: cabin in the woods, that's different. And a lot of
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: people have done that.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: So it has to be something in the darkness. I
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: think it's about the darkness. And hard to get out
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: of probably.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Where you couldn't just like walk, take a walk around
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: the property. Yeah.
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: Because I am really good at being alone. I enjoy
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: my alone time big time. Almost too much.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Okay. But 500 days is a lot. It's very weird. Yeah.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: So good luck to her. But at least she got
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: a documentary out of it.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: She said she got the vlog.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: So did she have Wi-Fi?
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, maybe not Wi-Fi. Oh, she was just recording herself
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: and then putting it up later.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: No, she definitely didn't know anything that was going on
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: in the news. Nothing.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, OK.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, the thing is, is that you could come
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: out of that cave and the world could be over
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: with and there could be like dinosaurs walking around again.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: So it wasn't even going to be they were even
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: if something like that was happening, if they said the
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: last of us happened, there's fucking zombies eating faces.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: Do you want out? Well, I guess you wouldn't want
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: out then either.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah. But they weren't supposed to tell her anything, if
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: anything big, crazy happened.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, maybe if there was like the end of
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: the world, but as far as like anyone close to
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: her dying or something really, really like, no, no.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Crazy.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: All right. Let me just get into this.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: You got it. You got to catch me up.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: So he did his one and only interview with Howie Mandel.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: And a lot of people wondered why did he choose
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: to do Howie Mandel? And the reason.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: Out of- Howie Mandel of a radio show?
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: He has a podcast.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay. Everybody does.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: He does it with his daughter.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: And the daughter was a Vanderpump fan. Okay. Got it.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: But he never watched any. But he did meet, Howie
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: did meet Sandoval at a wedding for his producer who
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: married Sandoval's drummer.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: So that's the connection of why he did that show.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: And to get his word out. And he's on tour
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: with the drummer and he still wants people to come
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: see the show.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: So it's kind of smart that he did it.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: But it was very frustrating as someone to listen to.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: Okay. What did he say?
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Well, basically, Howie Mandel, who doesn't watch the show and
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: doesn't know anything, was like, let me just get this straight.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: You know, for all intents and purposes, we've got a young,
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: talented guy. He's 40. I don't think that's young.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: Sorry.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: A young, talented guy. who's got a lot of businesses.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: He's a musician. He's a bar owner. He's kissing Tom's ass.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: And for what you're telling me, Tom, you and Ariana,
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: the relationship had pretty much, you know, fizzled out. You're
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: surrounded by a beautiful... This is what.
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: No wonder he did that interview. It's like a.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Got it. But I mean, also, I mean, it doesn't make...
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, people are like, want to kill Howie Mandel.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: So then Howie's like... And, you know, here you are,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: and you're surrounded by a beautiful, smart, fabulous, great person.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Who's your friend Raquel. And, uh, she's surrounding you and
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: you guys are good friends and you know, um, you
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: have a moment, you're human, a vulnerability and you know, you,
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: you're not, it's not the relationship you want to home
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: and it happens. I swear to God, he said you're
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: human at least seven times. And that's what really pissed
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: me off because I'm like, no, humans are above animals.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: We have critical thinking. Yeah. And also we don't like.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: So I'm like, yeah, but I'm like, yeah, there's animals.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: If you're all coyotes and you're in a relationship with
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: a hot coyote and then one night you're in a
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: different part of Mulholland or the valley and you meet
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: another coyote and you're horny.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: I get it.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: You might want to fuck that coyote. And you forgot
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: that you had a relationship with another coyote in Woodland Hills.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: And now you're in Encino.
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: I get that.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Okay. But you're in Valley village and you own your home.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: That's $ 3 million with a woman that you've been with
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: for nine years. Yeah.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: That's, I don't like that.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: I'm like, it's, I hate that it's human and people
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: make mistakes because the mistake wasn't. And then when people
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: compare it to like, well, Lala, you know, had an
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: indiscretion and, and Jax did. And, Kristen throughout this series,
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: there were cheating moments. There was a girl in Miami.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: There was this, that, that. They're like, why is this?
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: And he's like, why is this such a big deal
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: when there's been cheating on the show? It's such a
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: big deal because it went on for seven months while
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: they were filming.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: Best friends back.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, they were deceiving not only Ariana, who was
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: best friends with Raquel. They spent that much time together.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: But all their friends, they were deceiving. And then he
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: was also deceiving their counselor. They went to counseling. And
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: he never told the counselor that he's cheating.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: Is Howie Mandel married?
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, for 43 years.
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: Guys, if I heard my husband just being like, I mean,
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: you're human. I hope his wife called him and she's like, well,
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: we were apart. I was human too.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Remember that song?
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: I'm only human.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: That's what it's about.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: It is? Yeah. That must be Howie's best friend.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Best song.
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't, that's a, that, and so basically was
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: he going along with it? Like, yeah, I guess, yeah,
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: I am just human.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: I'm glad you get me. No, I mean, he was like, hey,
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: there's no excuse to this and da-da-da-da. Okay. But he
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: was also defending himself in that Ariana, like, didn't want
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: to go to social stuff, that she threatened to unalive
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: herself if he broke up with her, that he tried
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: to break, that he did break up with her on
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Valentine's Day. He said, I want to break up with you.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: And she was like, no, you're not going to break
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: up with me. And then she turned really sweet and lovely.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: And he's like, God, I wish you were like this
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: before I started screwing Raquel, you know? Because now you're.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: Like really nice.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Whoever gets this version of Ariana is like a really
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: lucky person. But that's not what I had these last
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: few years.
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: Has she admitted to any of the stuff he said
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: that she threatened to harm herself or anything?
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: No, she has not responded to that. They already filmed
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: the reunion before he did the interview with Howie Mandel.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: And obviously all the, you know, episodes are done and everything. And, um,
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: but no, then, so it was just, you know, um, yeah,
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's just, it's just what every cheater says,
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: you know, like, like, oh, and then he goes, but we,
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: and we had this big opportunity come up as a couple, like,
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: You know, you have a house and.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: No one wants it, but then you, but you can't,
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: you can't It's a deception. It's okay that you don't
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: want to be married to her anymore. And we all
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: agree it sucks to get divorced. It sucks to break
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: up assets. It sucks to like whatever it is. You're
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: working together. All of that sucks. But the daily deception
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: for seven months that you and Raquel did with not
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: only her but everybody in your friend group. And then
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: they said that he used to call her Jamie in
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: his phone. So he called Raquel Jamie in his phone.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: So I believe that she probably did suspect he was
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: cheating because he's like, I went off to Miami and
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: Ariana didn't even ask me where.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: I was staying.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm like, he's like, and I was acting distant.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: She didn't even care enough to be like, hey, aren't
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: you cheating? He was mad that she wasn't confronting him
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: and being like, where's your dick been? She was still
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: just like, whatever, we're doing our own thing. So then
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: he goes, so then he's like, so I think what
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: happened the night she discovered it is she was at
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: his show supporting him. His phone fell out. And then
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: I think she She looked at this name, Jamie, thinking
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: this must be some girl he's sleeping with.
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: That's what I think.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: And then saw all the exchanges and saw the FaceTiming,
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: which was sexual and recorded between Raquel and Tom. And
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: that's when then she knew it was Raquel.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: Got it.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: And then she calls Raquel and Raquel's talking to Ariana
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: and Sheena, who has no clue, who has also just
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: played a best friend game with Raquel on Watch What
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Happens Live. But she thinks Raquel is also her best friend.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: She's like, who are you talking to? And Raquel goes,
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: it's Ariana. She just found out that I've been having
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: an affair with Tom for seven months. Let me just
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: finish this call. And so that's when she is like,
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: what the fuck?
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: And so that's what happened.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: So that is why people are still talking about it,
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: because in the history of reality shows, in all reality shows,
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: There have been cheating. There's been husbands cheating. There's been indiscretions.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: There's been, you know, a straight guy who gets with
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: a gay guy, whatever. But never has there been a
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: seven month deceptive long affair.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Between cast members.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: That's why people are obsessed with. Right. No. And that's
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: why I keep talking about it.
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: No, it makes sense.
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: But also there's something new always comes out, like you
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: said with that Howie Mandel. I mean, I just can't.
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: I know that my husband would never cheat on me,
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: but if he did and then he just went, I'm sorry,
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: I'm human.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: I would murder him. I would murder him with my
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: bare hands.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Can you mark this? Because I, just like Lala, will
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: be profiting off the arrest of Sarah Colonna. Right. Because
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but I'm going to be on the documentary
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: because we have this moment.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: You'll be like, she said it on my podcast.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: She said it. I thought she was joking. You know.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: So anyway, he says, everyone's been profiting off of this.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: You know, they have all, they have their own podcast. They,
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: you know, Lala had a funny moment where she's like,
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Raquel sent her a cease and desist. And she's like,
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: I don't need to see that in the morning. Send
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: it to my attorney, Daryl. She made sweatshirts called send
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: it to Daryl.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: I don't.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: And she's like, yeah, I'm going to profit off of it.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: You know, profit off. This is our business.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: This is our job. I mean, they're from a show.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: They're from a show and it's about reality and their
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: podcasts are about reality. And like, that's it.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: Like, what do you want?
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: This is what people want to discuss. And all the
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: little Easter egg clues are kind of fun because you're
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: looking back at things and you're like, oh my God,
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: you know, this means this and this, and oh, this
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: was happening and this was the date and who knew
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: and when, and like, I'm not going to waste the
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: whole show talking about it, but like there is so
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: much that, but I did think this was kind of funny.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: So I remembered back when there was an episode when
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: Randall was still with Lala and to Randall, get back
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: at Sandoval or whatever. He hired these two fake cops to, like,
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: act like he was being arrested.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: And Katie will, like, never thought it was funny. And
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: they're like, you're a wet towel.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: Why don't you think it's funny?
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: She's like, I just don't think that shit's funny. Like,
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: thinking that your friend is going to be, like, arrested and, like,
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: for charges that, you know, now we have to get
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: an attorney and, like, they believed it and everything.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: And I don't know. It reminded me, like, I don't know.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: How do you feel about, like, pranks like that? Like,
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know how I, at the time, I didn't
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: think it was a big deal. But now I'm like,
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: It is kind of weird. And also, I can't believe
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: that they believed that cops would come in and there's
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: cameras filming their show.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: And they weren't like, hey, we can't have this be filmed.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: We're arresting someone. But whatever. They're not all the sharpest ones,
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: but still.
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: I mean, as a lady who worked on a show
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: where I pranked people, Scare Tactics.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: Tell us about it.
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: Well, I would say the only reason I would say
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: that I can speak to someone believing something in the moment.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: Because there were things we did, like I gave birth
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: to a devil baby, like a little, and we had
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: a little person and he was painted red and he
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: had horns and he came out from under the table.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It's on YouTube. If anyone really wants to.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: We have to throw a still of this. I remember this.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: I need to think about this when I asked you this.
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And the woman that was like the nurse in
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: the facility.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: If you put someone in a position weird enough, they
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: can just... Everyone was like, there's no way. I was like,
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: there's no way this girl's going to fucking do this.
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: I'm giving birth to the devil baby. But we brought
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: him to an abandoned hospital thing.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: She thought she was working there for the day. Not abandoned. Yeah, right, right.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: But you put people in weird enough situation and.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: And they do. I mean, she was screaming. She was
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: freaking out. And I was like, I can't. And then
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: I had to, like, shoot up giving birth, right? Like,
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: screaming giving birth and then, like, lay down and die.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: So she thinks she's, like, working at this place, but
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: it's a medical facility just for the day. But she's
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: not acting as a nurse. She just happens to be there.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: She thinks she's doing, like, a desk job for the day.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: And they're like, we need you. Oh, my God.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: We're having a difficulty.
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: We need you to come on in. I think that
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: was rat. I think that wasn't it. No, that's not it.
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: That's not it.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: That's that's from the episode I did. That's definitely.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: That's the girl you're scared. Yeah. OK.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: There was a bunch of I did a bunch of episodes.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: But that.
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: But anyway, if you put people in weird enough situations.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: Without thinking. Not that he was in a weird situation.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: He was on his own TV show. But right. You know,
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: sometimes you just don't think fast enough.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: I agree. Okay, wait.
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: Let's get to this.
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: So I guess I can't say that I'm against pranking
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: since I used to get paid to do it.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: But I don't... To my own friends, I would never
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: do it. Sometimes I couldn't believe the shit people would
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: set their friends up for.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: Like that.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, with the pranking, I... When we were at
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Chelsea lately, there was a whole book written, The Lies
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: that Chelsea Hannah told me. And it was like a
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: thing that went for like three years of like her
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: going on our emails. And like I always leave my
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: email open. And I do remember this one thing that
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: she did.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: What was that?
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: So I had to deal with NBC with her for
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: my own sitcom and writing the pilot. And she wrote
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: the girl that I was writing it with, who was
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: like an experienced showrunner. Um, I don't know how to
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: tell you this. I know we're writing a show together, but, um,
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: I found out Peter's cheating and we're getting divorced and,
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: you know, and I didn't know that email went out.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: And so I'm like in the, in the media, I
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: don't know how I found out. I don't know if
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: I saw a copy of it or if the other
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: writer wrote me and was like, are you okay?
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: And everything, because I'm thinking.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: She's probably like, um, shit, you know, this deal is dead.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: This is about, it's a scripted show, but about a
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: woman who's like the whole thing. I am my own
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: as Ariana and Tom is, but our brand is staying married.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: So my brand was like, you know, I'm married. Like where,
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: how could we continue with this show? If this is
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: really the case and also how awful if I'm really
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: getting divorced and it went on for like five hours.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: So it was like kind of really shitty to the
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: woman that thought she was going to have a sitcom
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: with Heather McDonald for the next seven years that would
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: have gone into syndication. Right. Little did you know, it
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: didn't go past this point, but But we still had
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: several more meetings and stuff to finish the script. I
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: thought I was like, whatever, you know, she's my boss.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, ha ha. You know, but like, but that,
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: I think pranks and lies and stuff are kind of
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: like a low-hanging fruit of jokes. But there is a
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: new prankster show coming out with Nick Cannon and Kevin
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Hart on E!
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: With celebrities. I remember Ashton Kutcher did it. And there
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: were some fun ones. It is kind of fun to
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: watch when it's like that scare tactic. When you're actually
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: just doing it for the fuck of it now. Every
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: prank should just be filmed for entertainment purposes. Yeah.
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: Don't do it in real life. I don't mind watching
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: other people's. I don't want anyone to do it to me.
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: And I don't want to do it to my own friends.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: I do remember a story that I met Michael of
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: look up that I always say his name wrong, but
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: he's the attorney. He's going to prison for like 20 years.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: He Michael Avedante Avedante. He's like this kind of he
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: was good looking and he was always going after Trump
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: and he represented Stormy Daniels. And he also Avanadi Avanadi.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: And he also he also tried to blackmail Nike for
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: twenty five million.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: And anyway, Michael Cohen. No, no. Oh, Avenatti, the lawyer.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, I had dinner with him one night with
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: a group of people. Oh, right. Before he was in trouble.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: And he told me what he thought was a great
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: prank is he said, we were in Mexico. It's beautiful
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: home on the beach. And this hot girl is like swims,
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: you know, swimming in the ocean and starts to talk
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: to my friend. And he's single or I don't know.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: He's not with his wife. So she comes around and
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: she's hanging out with everybody. And the wives are like,
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: who is this like hot Mexican girl?
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: Why is she here?
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: And she hangs out all night and they screw and everything.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: And then she leaves. And the next. So he goes, oh,
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: I have a great idea. He hires like. Like, what
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: do you call the police in Mexico?
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: What do you call the federales?
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Federales.
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: He hires federales.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: And they come in the house and they're banging on
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: his door and they're like, this woman has been found dead.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: Oh my God.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: But she wasn't. It's this guy who basically slept with
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: a girl that I think was probably a prostitute and
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: knew this is where like rented houses of rich people's come.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: And she just kind of came and like hung out
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: for the day and like whatever, fucked him and maybe
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: got some money or whatever. But he made this guy
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: think that the girl that he slept with, who we
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: saw on her way, he's like, she went in a cab.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: Like, she left. Like, she's not here. They're like, well,
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: her dead body's been found. Oh, my God.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: And you are our number one suspect.
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's not funny. That's mean.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: Well, he can think about that prank when he's doing
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: 20 years or whatever he's doing. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. But
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: I was like, wow, that's a really scary. That's a
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: really scary. That's like about the scariest thing you could
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: tell a drunk guy in Mexico.
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: Especially. Went to involve the federales. Yeah, just all of it.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: I just paid some federales to come and like scare
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: the shit out of him. Like, and then they're like,
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: ha ha ha. Like, she's alive. Like, what? Also, Raquel,
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: there was, it broke Friday that she checked herself into
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: a mental facility, which then everyone's like, lay off her.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: Don't bully her or whatever. But now the reports are,
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: and I don't know if this is even true, But
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: these are alleged things that she didn't. It wasn't a
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: mental facility. It wasn't rehab. It is a place called
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: Miraval in Arizona, which is a very expensive like wellness
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: retreat with like spas. You can definitely drink there. And
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: the Real Housewives OC went there and did a whole thing.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: And Shannon Bedore put like a gold thing on her
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: head to like whatever, get the piece. And then Kelly
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Dodd took a big gong and gonged it on her head.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: And then Shannon was a little dramatic and she had
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: to go to like the Phoenix hospital that I went
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: to when I fell on my head for like, like
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: for like an MRI. And so anyway, that's where she
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: allegedly is.
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: And then meanwhile, you predicted that, didn't you?
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: That she would go to, I said, I think it's
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: a good call, but I think you have to go
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: to someplace a little more hardcore than like a golden
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: door or mirror of all, like it's gotta be at
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: least promises in Malibu. It's gotta be at least some
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: level of like, We have real medical doctors, not just
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: like life coaches. Like the life coach can't be like
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: Tori Spelling's brother.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: Right. Getting colonics to get the poison out of your
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: system or whatever.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: You know who's a life coach now? I just saw
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: her at a charity event. Remember the mom in Pretty Wild? Yes.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: She's a life coach. What?
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: Anyway, she was very nice. She was, there was a.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: It wasn't the whole point of that show. Like her
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: kids were kind of a mess or something.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're better now and she's a life coach.
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: And weren't one of them in a bling ring?
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: She was in the bling ring. Yeah. Yeah. Alexis Nyers.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: And it's the famous video of her from Pretty Wild
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: calling the writer of Vanity Fair, being like, trying to
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: leave a voicemail message. And she's like, Nancy Jo, you
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: really upset me. You said a lot of lies in
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: this article. You said I went to court wearing four
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: inch Louboutin heels. They were two inch BB brown kitten heels.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Why are you making me look out to be somebody
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: I'm not? And then every time, then Andrea, the mom,
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: would be like, they were BCBG. Mom, they were baby. God.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Then she'd have to start the voicemail over again. It
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: is a classic moment. But anyway, Alexis Dyers is a mom,
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: and she's sober, and she's doing well. And so now
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: her mom is a life coach. But I'm going to say,
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: if you're going to go this route of lay off
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: of me, I need to recover. It's got to be
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: a little bit more serious than where the housewives go
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: to like burn some sage. Right. It's got to be
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: like real doctors of some level.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: And I read something that said that they're trying, you know,
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: who knows what is true, but they were trying to
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: say that she had already been planning to do this
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: before the news of the affair broke. So I don't
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: know why she's planning it and just now went.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: That's interesting if they could find out like someone's like, yeah,
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: she had a reservation here. We had a, you know, like, oh, yeah,
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: she booked it, you know, four months ago because we
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: were running a deal where the fourth night is free. Right.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: Which could totally have happened. Yeah. Like, that pops up
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: and you're like, no, I should do that.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: In the spring. Yeah. So now, if that's the case,
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: then she's not even going to deal with this situation.
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: She was just already going.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: There was rumors that he was there, then he wasn't,
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: then he was just seen with this girl, Billie Lee,
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: who used to be on the show as friends. But
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: I thought this was a really great....
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: Little thing I came across.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: This is from dad talk today, a funny Instagram for
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: $ 250 an hour. I will pose as your couple's therapist
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: and convince your loved one.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: They are wrong about everything.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: And I think this is like so brilliant because so
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: many people like going to go to therapy or whatever.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: And they're like, I can't wait to go to therapy
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: because when I tell the therapist, everything this fucker did,
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: they're going to absolutely be on my side. Yeah. And
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: I remember one time I was talking about going to
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: therapy at one point.
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: Couples therapy.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: And my friend goes, Just get ready because it's kind
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: of shocking when they don't totally agree with you. And
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what? Like, I just assume.
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: I agree with. Yeah. I remember I went once with
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: a boyfriend, my ex-boyfriend. You know the one.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: And the worst.
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: And he was, I remember, mad because he felt that she,
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: he was like, I just, I feel like, you know,
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: she just takes her side.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: I'm like, well, because you're wrong.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: My dad was always wanting to go to therapy with
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: my mom. And he always had to keep switching therapists
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: because they would side with my mom. And my dad was, like,
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: kind of, you know, egotistical and probably had some definite
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: traits of narcissism.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: Rest in peace. I can talk about it now.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: But, like, I think so when I look back now
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: that I understand what that is. And my mom was
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: just like, all right, we'll go to the next one,
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: you know, whatever. Sooner or later you'll figure out it's
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: because you're wrong, buddy. Yeah. But then they stuck with
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: one who wanted to be a stand-up. And they'd bring
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: him to my shows at Luna Park. Remember Luna Park? Yeah. Yeah. Oh,
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: my God.
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't want a therapist that wanted to be a stand-up.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: And they'd buy him dinner and everything.
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah. They liked him. Well, that's nice.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: But then they would just go and talk about my
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: stand-up career.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: They would just both brag about me, and that bonded them. Oh, well.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: So then that therapist was probably the best for them.
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: Is that therapist a comedian now? Do you know? Probably not.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: Right. I don't know.
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: Wait, real quick.
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: Did I ever tell you about the time that my
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: therapist fell asleep when I was talking?
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: In person? Yeah.
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: In person. I was sitting on the couch and she
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: was sitting in her chair.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: And I was talking and then I, like, I looked
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: away or something and I looked over and she was asleep.
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: Head down. Sleeping. And what did you say? I, uh,
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: I said, uh, are you asleep?
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: Did that wake her up? Yeah.
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: And she said, sorry, sorry, I just feel like you
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: talk about this a lot.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: And I was like, what the fuck? Like, I pay
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: you to talk about this. Like, What am I supposed to,
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: we're not, maybe if I, I didn't have to talk
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: about it all the time. If you were fucking listening
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: and awake, but yeah.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: You know what the thing is with therapy? Cause I've
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: only went to a therapist once, like, like, I don't know,
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: a year ago. And then it started during COVID. So
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: then it was just like on the phone, whatever. And
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: it was sort of helpful, but I kind of was like,
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: every time I would like come up, I'm like, Oh,
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: three 30 on Wednesday, whatever. I got to like go
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: in my car and like talk to her on the
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: phone somewhere, you know? And, um, and she was older.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: And at a certain point, I was like, I don't
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: mean to brag, but, like, could you do a little
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: research on me? Like, I'm not, like, because it makes
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: it hard. Like, I shouldn't have to tell you all
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: 50 years of my life. You could either listen to
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop. You could read a book.
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And then you could just, like, analyze me.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: Like, why do I have to, like, spend, you know.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: And then she, like, she had no idea what I
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: really did for a living. Or even though I'd be, like,
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: I'm a comedian. Like, you wouldn't, like. I don't know.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: And then, and then I wanted to get rid of her,
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: but then I was like, I think she probably really
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: looks forward to it. I mean, she always sounded so
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: happy when.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: This call started. Hi Heather.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: And so I was like, oh, if I dump her,
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: she's going to like, what is she going to have
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: to look forward to? Like I, cause I still would
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: like in my therapy, like crack jokes and stuff. Yeah.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: To like make the story entertaining.
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: Maybe she pretended not to know because she didn't want
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: you to think that she had like a pretty disposed.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: She didn't bother. She didn't bother. No, she didn't bother.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: But that's why I like, that's why I just use
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: the podcast as therapy. And if I have something bad,
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: I just put it on Patreon and then I just
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: read the love. Yeah. I'm not afraid to admit it.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: No, I like that.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: Or I have someone go, you know what, this happened
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: to me or, or, you know what you should do.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: And I like that. So I have like, you know,
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: hundreds of thousands of, of therapists. I don't need the
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: one that doesn't even listen to Juicy Scoop to give
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: me fucking advice.
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: I agree with that. Fuck her.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: But anyway, I think this is like really honestly genius.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: It is. And I think more people in real life
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: should kind of do this. And I, you know, I
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: wanted my one friend. She, well, she's a famous person.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: So I don't want to say, but she, she said,
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: I went to the same therapist that his ex-wife, he
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: brought us both to the same, to the therapist, like
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: the couple's therapist that he used for his ex-wife. And
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: then the two of them talked. And I asked her,
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: I go, do you think there's a chance that woman's
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: not even a therapist? Because he's a movie producer. What
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: if he just hired an actor?
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: And?
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know if she's researched it, but I swear
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: to God.
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't be surprised. I would look the person up.
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: I would want to see their credentials.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: But even someone with credentials would be like, what do
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: you want me to say to keep you paying me
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: $ 500 a session under the table? Right. I don't have
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: to go through insurance. Anyway, so Ariana's killing it. What? Oh,
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: Ariana's killing it. She got Dancing with the Stars. Oh.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: She went to Coachella. She was seen kissing a girl,
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: but it's this girl, Dania, and I think that they
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: were just doing a kiss for fun. Though she is
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: kind of bisexual, but she was definitely posting and hanging
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: out with this personal trainer all weekend that's in their
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: friend group.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: So good for her. At Coachella? Yeah, I think she
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: got some dick this weekend. So good for her. She looks,
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: I mean, look at her.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: She's gorgeous.
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: Is that from this weekend's?
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: I don't have this, but she looks gorgeous in all
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: the photos. I mean, she's gorgeous anyway. She's always, and
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: she has like a curvy little sexy body and she's
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: like modeling for Bloomingdale's and she's doing all this stuff.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: So one Tom, one thing Tom said is we're still
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: living in the house together. We have not listed it
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: because I'm doing all these shows with his cover band
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: and she's doing really well. And all these opportunities are
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: coming to us. We haven't listed the house yet. And
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: I said, you got to list the house.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: This is the April is the hottest month to sell
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: your house historically. Historically. Yeah. The flowers are out. It's
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: not too hot. You don't want to wait until June
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: or July to list your house in the fricking Valley.
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: So I put it out there.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: Um, and I think a wise choice is, um, hello.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Thank you. Bravo. Thank you again. Won't be
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: inviting me to Bravo con, but here you go. Million
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: dollar listing is starting to shoot in about two weeks.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: We get Josh and Josh and Tracy all to compete
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: to who gonna get this listing yeah that's a good
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: idea and then that's a fun thing how.
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: Much is their house it'd be like it's.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: In valley village um and it's a newer house i
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: mean you have a similar style and a pool beautiful
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: i mean i'm three yeah So, I mean, yeah, it's,
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: And people will want it. And she decorated the interior.
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: Is there any chance she just, like, does she want
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: to stay there and he can get out?
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: I don't think they can. I think there's too much, like.
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: History.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I, but I also, I think they should
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: both get a fresh start.
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: And I think that. Yeah, that's true. Then they can also. Yeah.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: I think that anyway, you're welcome.
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: Did she have like a nice Coachella outfit?
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: Look at her. Look at that bod.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: She's got like the tiny waist and the good butt.
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: It's good.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: Um, then Frank Ocean, I guess people were disappointed at Coachella.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: He came out at the end at the end, closed it.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: And then he was like mumbling and it was poorly lit.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: And then he didn't sing his hottest song. And then
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: he was like, Oh, they told me it's curfew. Bye.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: And that's how it ended. Oh, so people were disappointed
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: about that. I Coachella. I mean, I would never, have
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: you ever been?
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: So last year I went for the first time because
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: I had free tickets, and so someone just gave me
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: their wristband or whatever for the end of the night.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: But did you go VIP, VIP?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: That's the only way I could ever go.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: With a fun group of people for one of the nights,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: and I was glad to see it. But we went
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: to this really fun party in the day. Okay, now
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: let me put it out there. I'm going out there
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: this weekend.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: So am I.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: My house is ready this weekend.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: They're putting in the furniture right now. Oh. So you
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: have to come over.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: We're going down to see my dad on Friday.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. Okay. We're hanging out.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: And then we wanted to get a room on Saturday
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: by ourselves and we couldn't figure out why all the
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: hotel rooms were so much money.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: And then I realized because it's Palm Springs and it's
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: Coachella weekend.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: I can't host you to spend the night, but I
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: can host you to come over and swim. No, I
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: have my dad. I don't need you.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: Oh, you have the dad.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: Okay. No, but I just was saying in the future,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: but like Drake's probably going to come down from ASU.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: And, um, you don't want Prince Harry and me staying
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: the night with you. Eventually I do.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: Eventually I do. When I have all the bed, I
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: don't have, it's only four bedrooms. Oh, right. And one
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: of the bedrooms is like a office and a studio
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: for us to record. So the, um, so anyway, I
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: want to put it out there. If you would like
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: to invite me to any or Sarah, any, what I
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: like is the, the party, like the day, the influence.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: I went to a really fun influencer type of party.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: And it was great food.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: And there was music.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: And it was beautiful.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: And that was in the day. At like a villa
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: or something. No, it was like out on some field thing.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: And it was really nice. And it was like all
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: the vendors have their stuff. Bathrooms. Everything was really nice.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: And then I also went to like some other party
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: one night. So I like the parties. I don't necessarily
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: need to go to the shows.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: I just like, I've realized.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: In my- Are we doing stagecoach the following weekend? Is
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: it the following stage coach? And I'm putting it out there.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: I'd like to go to stage coach. I would like
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: to do that, but I need to go.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: I'm very, I have to go very VIP because I can't.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: It's not because I'm a snob, but maybe it is,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: but I can't do. I went when I was like
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: in my twenties for during the day to one Coachella.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: I don't even remember who I saw or what it was.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: I went with like an ex-boyfriend.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 5: And I just remember a guy threw up on like
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: threw up and like it landed on my feet. The, the, the, the, bathrooms, the,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: you know, porta potties, whatever. It was so disgusting. It's dark.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: I just can't. So I have to go.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: Well, first of all, I heard stagecoach is a totally
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: different vibe because it is like older.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: It's not teenagers.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: Right. And so anyway, I'm putting it out there. Anybody,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: you can just go to the real Heather McDonald at gmail.com.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: Let us know if you want to hook up Sarah
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: and I.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: I got cute cowboy boots.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: I can put an outfit together in a fucking second. Yeah.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: And I'm not going to look like Ariana, but I'll
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: get cute-ish.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: We'll get cute.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: We'll be down. Or if you have any kind of, like,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: fun other parties happening, I'm going to be there this
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: weekend and next, okay? In La Quinta.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: Okay. Well, this is exciting. I get to ride your
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: coattails to a party.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: Also, this weekend, I watched the Till Death Do Us
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: Part on Hulu, and I fell asleep several times.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: This is Kourtney and Kravis' wedding.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: It was beautiful. What did I say?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: Oh, he's probably going to change his name to Travis
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 5: because it's Travis with a K.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: And it just was it was a smart thing to
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: put out there and film. I just was pretty boring.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: I feel like we'd seen it all. I loved her veil.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: I loved the setting. I loved where they got married.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: I still hate the dress.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't like that dress.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: But I mean, it's still so weird for like it's
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: just I it's awful. It's awful. Like, I mean, it
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: could have been so stunning. I don't know why she
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: felt the need to do like a short dress that
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: was like with a, you know.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: This all, it just was awful.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: I feel like she, I don't really follow her enough,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: but I just feel like everything I see, it seems
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: like she always sort of takes on the personality of
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 5: the person she's with.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: So she all of a.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: Sudden is like rocker girl and I think she thought
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: this was like a Gwen Stefani type, you know, something
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: like that.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: And it's like, you're not though.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: And I also feel like he's so, they're so, so PDA.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: Every time they kissed on this, whether it was right
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: after they were Mr.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: Mrs.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: Whatever, she kisses him and bites at the bottom of
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: his lip real hard. Oh, that's the way they kiss.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: And they're like, and he's all over her. So I
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: think he was like, I love your legs. I love
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: your legs. I love your legs. And she was like,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: I want to show my legs on my wife.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: That's what I think. So good for them.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: Um, Sister wives. She, Christine Brown, who left, she was
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: wife number three. Right. She left.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: She fell in love.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: And is engaged. And then her daughter is also engaged
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: to a woman. Oh, wait.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: On sister wives. But she fell in love with. A man.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: A man. Oh, okay. Who is a widow. And they're engaged.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: And they're getting married really fast. And people wondered, have
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: they not screwed? Like, how Christian is she? And maybe
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: that's why they're getting married so fast.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: I disagree. I think they're screwing.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: I hope they are.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: And then the daughter is getting married to a girl
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: and she's 21.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: I mean, especially since like when you're older. I mean,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: you got to just have sex before you get married.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: What's the point of waiting?
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: And she didn't have sex with Cody for 10 years.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: She said they weren't intimate for 10 years.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: Also, I heard Robin, the wife number four, is like
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: a compulsive shopper and hoarder. And that's why they never
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: filmed in her house. Oh, really? Yeah. Like there's bags
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: and clothes and she can't stop spending. which is another
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: reason all the other wives got screwed over because they'd
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: pooled their money. You know how waitresses pool their tips. Yeah.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: Now imagine you were like the highest earner and the
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: one that had like one table who forgot to bring
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: out the lamb chops. She has to get as much
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: as you do.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: No, that's not right.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: No, it's not.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: I don't like that. Also, I don't, maybe she's trying
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: to get on hoarders. Maybe she's like, I don't want
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: to be on the show anymore.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: You're right.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: Maybe I can get on hoarders.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: I read the book, Paris's book.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: Okay. Tell me.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: Um, It was interesting. I'd love to have her on
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: the show. I have so many questions. She came off great.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: She gave a lot of, she gave good advice about things.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: The main thing is really exposing how awful these schools were.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: You remember, remember we'd always hear about it. Like there'd
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: be like 48 hours in 2020s and like Dr. Phil,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: like if your kid is the worst, it's like a
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: scared straight kind of a thing. But the only way
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: they can get you to these like, schools that are
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: going to change you is to kidnap you in the
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: middle of the night. Cause otherwise you, the kid will
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: run off when they see what it is. You can't
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: get like, versus like, I mean, even with an intervention,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: they sit you down and they give you the choice,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: even though they're like, we've got a car waiting for you.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: This is everybody talking. But of course they're like your team.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: So they would scare these rich parents, the Hilton's being
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: them to say, you know, and at that time she was,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: she was escaping. She was having fun. She was like,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: 14 15 and she's out all the time she's going
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: to clubs and they were like we really thought that
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: she was going to be like murdered because she's out
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: running the streets or become a drug addict unless we
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: sent her to these places and so they just believed
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: them and it was absolutely awful and she's one great
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: thing is that she's done all this um legislation and
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: everything to expose it by her telling her story, she
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: exposed it, but now they're closing these schools. And I
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: think that's part of the reason.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: What kind of, what are the schools? So it's like they.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: It's out in the middle of nowhere. There's several, it
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: started by this guy who literally was a cult leader
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: that did something in, in Palm Springs and of like,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: you know, and then it was, and they get these
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: people and she went to a couple, she went to
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: like three different ones cause she kept escaping. There's no
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: education at all. They're not learning math, geometry, nothing. They
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: go there as teenagers and they, break them down they
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: scream at them they tell them they're a piece of
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: shit they have to do cavity searches they can't have
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: their own clothes they they treat them like the worst
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: prison such like like worse than an american prison.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: God i didn't even know that she had they can't call.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: Their parents or anything and then i remember then when
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: she got out and because she could finally leave at
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: 18 she couldn't leave until she tried to escape three
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: times and she would like call one time she escaped
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: and got to a phone and called Kyle, her aunt.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: And I guess then Kyle called Kathy and then the
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: people came and got her.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: Oh my God.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: And it was just like, and they, the parents just didn't,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: cause they were like, they're going to tell, they're going
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: to lie to you. They're going to say we're treating
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: them horribly. They're going to do anything to get out
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: so they can start running the streets again and having
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: sex and doing drugs is the only thing that's going
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: to keep your kid alive is if you keep them
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: in this place, scaring parents, making them believe that. So
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: that's what kept these places in, running. And so, and
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: then when she got out, she just was like, I
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: don't want to talk about it. I want to bring
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: it up. I don't want to embarrass my parents. Like
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: I just want to, but I want the public.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: No, she was in at the time. Do we know? Okay.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: So every, they thought she was at a boarding school
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: in London when she got asked when she started to
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: become famous again, like famous again. And they'd ask her stuff.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: I remember watching it. I'm like, how is this girl
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: with this pedigree? Why isn't she in college? I remember
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: thinking like, Why are these parents valuing education? That's so weird.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: And they did. But it was like Kathy, you know,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: married into this family young. Kathy Hilton, her mom, married
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: into the Hiltons young. And I think she was very much,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: I want to keep the reputation of the Hiltons that
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: I married into young. And in our current family and like,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: I'll do anything to keep you. And I really do
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: believe that she thought I'll do anything. Yeah. I mean,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: I remember my brother was really, um, very, very troublesome
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: and we caught him selling drugs out of the house
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: and all this stuff. And there was a, a home
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: in our neighborhood that I think still exists, but it's called, um,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: it's called this like Pacific lodge boys homes, whatever. And,
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, this is going to be awful when I'm
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: just telling you guys this is the truth. In the 70s,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: my mom would be like, that's the bad boys' home.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: We're going to send you there.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: We're going to.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: Send you there to my brothers, you know? And my
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: mom said at one point she did call. And by
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: the way, it's a fantastic facility. It's been around for
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: 40 years. There's never been an issue. It's a great place.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: But it really is for like foster kids that are
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: struggling or like on the verge of getting in trouble or,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: you know. But so when she called, how can I
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: send my son there? They were like, no, he has
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: to have committed a crime. But so I think people
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: were just desperate. Right. And to like, be like, how
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: do I save my kid?
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: And so anyway, that was all really juicy. And then.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: And is she or her and her mom, like, do
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 4: they have a good relationship?
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: They're good. They're good now, but it's still really weird.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: And it's still like the mom feels so guilty. She
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: doesn't want to talk about it. And she's just like,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: I want you to. You know, and then, you know,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: and then there's lots of dark stuff. She was never, like,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: physically assaulted, per se, like, sexually in the school. But, like,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: they would be like, you need another gyno exam, kind
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: of like what that gymnastic teacher did. So they'd have
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: these gyno exams, like, all the time, like, in the
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: middle of the night and stuff. And several of her
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: friends would have to go. And it was, like, all
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: these people just.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: You know, like... Oh, Jesus.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: It was so, so bad. But it's really good that she.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 4: Speaking out about it. Yeah.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: And she kept putting it off and then finally decided
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: to share it. And but like the questions I have
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: for her is like she speaks, you know, she's like,
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: these are my friends. She has a couple of fun
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: stories about Kim. My question for her is now you
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: guys are in your 40s and your moms and you
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: guys are friends again, you and Kim. But there was
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: a time when they didn't talk, when she was making
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: all this money with her perfumes and everything in Europe
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: and in Asia. but Kim was way more relevant than
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: she was. Like, I didn't know she was doing all
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: this stuff. And I ran into Kathy Hilton. I'm like,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: what's Paraseptic? She's like, Oh, she's on her 15th fragrance
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: or whatever and making millions and millions in Japan. And
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: she's got clothing on. I'm like, Oh, I didn't know that.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 4: All I knew is that.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: Kim basically stole her, her persona and got her own
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: reality show. And at that time, like the Hilton's weren't
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: talking to Chris and they were like kind of pissed
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: about it. And I never knew what happened. And I,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: So I would say, obviously you must have been a
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: little pissed or jealous that she like stole your vibe. Yeah.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: But now that you're in your forties, you realize like,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: of course we should be friends. Nobody's been through what
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: we've been through. Like we're the only two people in
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: the world that can relate to each other the way
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: we can relate to each other. Right. There's no assistant
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: and no hairdresser that can really relate to what you
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: and I can relate. So like, I'm glad they're like
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: friends again.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: But there wasn't, there wasn't. there wasn't that kind of juice,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: you know, like they, she just shared.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 4: She should come on the podcast.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: I know she needs to come on the podcast because
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: I really have a lot of questions.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: I didn't know she had a book out, so she
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: needs to come on the podcast.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 4: And so the book is good. The book is really good.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: Who's the one that did the book report? Jacob Havlick
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: did a in-depth book report for me. So after I
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: read it, I could go and remind myself of it.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: So I may still talk about more of it. But
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: one thing I want to share with you that I
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: thought was really good is she talked about how right
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: before she went to prison, she got a DUI.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: Do you remember this?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. She got a DUI, but she was pretty low
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: on blowing it. And then her attorney gave her the
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: wrong information saying that she could drive, providing it was
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: work or something. But I guess she couldn't. So then
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: she was pulled over. She was speeding or she pulled over.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: And then that is what now caused her to now
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: have to go do time. So she was set to
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: do like 90 days. And I think she got 23.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: And a couple of days before she turned herself in,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: she went to the MTV something awards and Sarah Silverman
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: was the host. And Sarah starts doing these jokes about
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: Paris Hilton going to prison and her sex tape and
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: all this stuff.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: And she's in the audience. So uncomfortable. And so, so then, um,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 4: so anyway, she, she has a podcast too.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: So she's talking about it and her sister, Nikki and
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: their best friends and always having Nikki's like, that was
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: so fucking awful.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: That was so mean. You know, because then she kind
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 4: of went on about how all of us.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: Would, you know, not all of us, but like the
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: late night shows and stuff were so making jokes about them.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: And remember there was.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: We totally did on Chelsea.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: Remember, look at this New York Post article I pulled up.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: Three bimbos of the apocalypse.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: No clue. No cares. No underwear.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: Meet the party posse of the year. This is from
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: New York Post, November 29th, 2006. And that's when Lindsay,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: Brittany and Paris were all hanging out. Yeah. Every night.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: And this article is like, she's been out every night.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: She has two kids at home about Britney. Right. And
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: remember Britney forgot to wear underwear?
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: And she was getting out of the car like this. Yeah.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: I remember that.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: And so I always, I remember I joked about it
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: on Chelsea Lately.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we definitely joked about that.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: And I was like, I think that, you know, Paris
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: was like, it looks so much better without underwear. Like,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: I joked that like she must have given her the
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: idea not to wear the underwear. Right. But- So just
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: that there was like, why is there such hate for
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: like these three girls? But it was just pop culture stuff. Yeah.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: And so then Sarah then responded on her podcast to it.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: And she wrote what she said and it was really good.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: Sarah Silverman said, you know, I feel terrible about it,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: but at that time we made fun of what was
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: in pop culture and we didn't think about the person
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: behind it or something like that.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 4: 100% true.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: And there's times I look back and I'm like, there
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 5: were times that we've, Ripped on, like, Lindsay or Brittany.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 4: You know, and I know that.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 5: And then you realize later, like, we have much bigger
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 5: problems going on.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 4: But it was just the shit in the E! News.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: Like, we weren't thinking that far about it, but now
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: we would. Right.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: But one thing Sarah said, which I thought was so profound,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: is she said, comedy is not evergreen. And I was like,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: that says it all. Whenever somebody wants to bring up
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: something that someone said or did, 10, even five years ago,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: certainly later than that, and is like, look what this
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: person said in 2014. If you're not saying it in 2023,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: let it fucking go. I agree with that. Because it's
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: not evergreen. It's like something that was funny. Watch a
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: movie from 10 years ago while you're getting your hair
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: blown out. I call them the dry bar movies. And
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: they'll use the F-A-G word in it. I mean, I
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: just watched this movie, Baby Mama. with Tina Fey and
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: Amy Poehler. I believe Tina Fey wrote it. Yeah. Where
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: Tina Fey gets Amy Poehler to be her surrogate. She's
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: a single mother. And she's talking about how she's afraid
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: it's going to be hermaphrodite and what she would call it.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: And like, that's like a funny joke. Well, now you
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: would never put that in a movie today with whatever,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: you know, with LGBTQ and trans kids. Yeah, there's... But like,
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: It's not evergreen. I mean, it's not evergreen. It was
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: funny in 2014.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 5: Even if you think, what was that? There was the
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 5: Judd Apatow movie. I can't remember which one it was.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 5: I think it was the Judd Apatow movie because I
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: remember Leslie Mann was in it.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: And I feel like she's always, but it.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 5: Was like, she was playing like she was like driving drunk. Oh,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 5: that 40 year old virgin.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: She was super funny.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: And it was like, and she was like blowing into
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 5: one of the things on her car or something.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: Cause she had so many do like, yeah, wouldn't. You
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: know what? You wouldn't do that now. You wouldn't show
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 4: it as a joke that someone's driving fucking drunk. Right, right. Like,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 4: just all those, anything. Like, there's so many things.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm sure Mad probably wrote a letter, but
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: because we didn't have Instagram and TikTok and everything, probably
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: nobody cared about that letter. It was a hit movie
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: and nobody cared.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 4: It's comedy.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: Shut up. Yeah.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 4: You know, but it, I just. That's a cool response, though,
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: from her.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And it's very true.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: And so that was really good. Anyway, speaking of Paris,
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: check out the book. Barbie trailer came out. Did you
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: see it?
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: I have not seen the trailer. I'm going to say
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: not excited.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: Well, I think the difference is it's not like doing the...
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: Remember the Brady Bunch movie, how hilarious that was? Yes.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: Because they basically did a whole movie about the Brady Bunch,
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: but they took all these aspects of all the episodes...
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: And for people our age, you've seen every episode like
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: 500 times because there wasn't that much to choose from.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: So you'd do reruns all the time. So it just
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: really clicked. But with this, it's just dolls. Like they're not,
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: it's not Scooby-Doo or Flintstones. Yeah. So I don't understand.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: There's no like story to draw from. It has to
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 4: all be made up.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: Up.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: So the jokes are just like, you know, everyone's named
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: Barbie and I guess, you know, smooth genitals and just
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: like the jokes we probably saw in Toy Story and
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: stuff like that. But a lot of people are really
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: disturbed at how old Gosling looks. That he's too old
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: to be Ken. Oh, yeah. And she's a little old, too,
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: they think, for Barbie.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 4: Margot Robbie.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: Though she's gorgeous.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like, aren't they ageless, Ken and Barbie?
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 4: I mean, do we really know what age they are?
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: They've been around a long time.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: That's what they're saying.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 4: Why did Ken age?
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: Right. Oh. Anyway.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, poor Gosling.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: People seemed excited about it, but then I felt like,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: but then when I kept looking in the comments, then
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: people were kind of saying the things I'm saying.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 4: I don't feel like I'll see it. It doesn't.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: If I just heard, oh, there's a movie called Barbie,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 5: I didn't really know about it, and I don't think
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: I would see it, even though I really love Ryan Gosling.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: But I'd rather see him be smoldering and dark. I
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: don't want him to be Ken. Right.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: Well, they have different Kens. They have all different types
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: of Kens on that thing.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 4: Well, you're not selling it any harder to me.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: We'll see.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 4: I didn't think the trailer got that great.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: So Meghan Markle was never likely to attend the coronation,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: but was put in an impossible position. So she's not going. Right.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: Prince Harry is going. She says, I'm going to stay
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: home for Archie's four-year-old birthday party. I'm sure Archie wouldn't
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: have known if she booked the, you know, pack and
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: play or balloon or whatever under the sea, indoor place.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 4: For a different day. For a different day.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: But, I mean, I will say that I kind of
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: think this is the right thing to do. I mean,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: she's not going to be well received by the people
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: of England. She's not going to be well received about
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: the people they talked about. But it's important that he goes.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: So I kind of think it's like the perfect combination.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: I don't know why you would want to go where,
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 4: you know, everyone's just going to bash you. And I mean,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 4: why go?
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: But then when I talked about a little bit on Patreon,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: then someone said, no, Heather, they were requiring all this
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: extra security and they wanted all this extra stuff. I
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: don't know if that's true either. But like, or, oh,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: and then people like, she's a thirst trap just because
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: she can't get, you know, you know, it won't be
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: about her. And I'm like, I disagree. Like, that's the
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: thing with her. And I've talked about, you know, there's
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: things I like about her, things I don't like about her.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: I think she's exaggerated the truth. And I don't think
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: she's very truthful in a lot of stuff she's talked about.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: But I also want to say, like, as someone who
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: doesn't want to be in a room with people that
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: don't think I'm fabulous. I agree with her.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, like, why?
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 5: Why would you want to go where a bunch of
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: people don't like you and a country that's always, like,
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 5: they're brutal to her and the tabloids and stuff.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: Like, I don't know. Why would you want to go?
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: If she goes, it's like you're a thirsty bitch that
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: talked badly about us. If you don't go, oh, you're
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: a selfish bitch who's staying home in California. Yeah. All right. Like,
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: you cannot win. No.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 4: So just stay home.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 4: I don't blame her.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: It's like when Melissa Gorga didn't go to Teresa and
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: Louie's wedding. She couldn't win. If she went, she was
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: drawing attention. If she stayed home, she wasn't going to
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: her sister's wedding.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 4: Can't win. Can't win.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: Also, Fergie supposedly is not invited with Prince Andrew.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: Which I don't know if that's true, but, you know,
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: Andrew has been, you know, a big problem. He was,
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: you know, Epstein's best friend. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So I
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: don't know why they wouldn't be invited. I think everyone,
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: I think these people are invited, but I don't think
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: they're like maybe on the balcony.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 4: I would invite her, just not him.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't you invite the redheaded nieces?
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I would just like... I would... Yeah. Maybe Andrew
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  Speaker 4: can't come, but I would invite her.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: What does she do?
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you about this one.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, boy.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: A man kidnaps his girlfriend, speaking of pranks, at gunpoint
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: in shocking marriage proposal in TikTok video. Oh, my God.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: Let me just remind you. So, this wasn't here. It
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: was in Lebanon.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: So.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, just like Paris, who thought she was truly
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: being kidnapped in the middle of the night to go
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: to Provo or whatever that Utah school is, this girl
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: really thought this is the end of her life. So
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: it was a TikTok, and it was posted by his sister,
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: the groom, who captioned it, How My Brother Decided to
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: Propose in Lebanon. The video shows the bride-to-be, Vanessa, cruising
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: in the backseat of a sedan with her family when
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: they are stopped in the middle of the road by
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: apparent criminals wearing, I don't know what this word means. Like,
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: I guess, covers and scary look. Okay. She was screaming
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: to let her go, the kidnapper, and was driven to
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: the beach where she's kidnapped, where she's basically thinking she's
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: going to be raped, killed, beheaded.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 4: We don't know.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: She gets to the beach and then they're like.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: Wait, was.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: Was the family in on this? Yes. Her family?
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: His whole family.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 4: And her family. Because they were in the car, so... Okay,
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 4: go ahead. And they get to the beach.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: She's screaming, please let me live and everything. And then
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: they take off her, you know, blindfold. And then it's him.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: And so he said he was always going to scare
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: her into marrying him.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 4: Did she say yes?
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: Yes. I mean, probably at the moment I would say yes,
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: because I would just be like, get me the fuck
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: out of here. I don't think she's American, but I
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: would just, I would probably say yes. And then I
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: would do whatever it took to leave Lebanon because I
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: wouldn't trust any of these people ever fucking again.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't trust it. Yeah. Just the, I mean, that's
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 4: what I would say. Yes.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: Just to let, because I think I would just say
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: they're a prankster couple like for on YouTube.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 5: So sometimes she puts, I don't know, chocolate on the
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 5: floor and pretends it's poo-poo. And then sometimes he kidnaps
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 5: her and makes her think she's going to fucking die.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't like any of this. This is okay.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 4: I am absolutely not.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't talk to my, I wouldn't talk to, I
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 5: would say no.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't talk to him. I wouldn't talk to my family.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't talk to his family.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing with any kind of surprise or whatever.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: A couple things. If you're going to throw someone a
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: surprise party and you want them to look cute and
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: you're taking them out, don't tell them it's going to
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: be something so great. And then it's a surprise party
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: at your friend's apartment. Don't say I'm taking you on
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: a private jet and we are going to see Adele
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: because she's my friend. And, you know, and then, and
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: then you're like, what, wait, we're just going to, we
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: just have to, we just come with me. I just
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: want to hand, you know, I just want to hand
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: Joe this painting I did. He's going to be excited.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 2: And then you go up to the apartment, you know,
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: in whatever receipt.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 4: And you're not going to see Adele, you're going to.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: And then they're like, surprise. Yeah. That happened to this
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: guy once where he thought he was going to the
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: Playboy Mansion. Then he stopped at the bar and we're like, surprise.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: And he's like, oh, okay, but we need to get
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: to the Playboy Mansion. They're like, no, there's no Playboy Mansion,
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: you idiot. We got you here to tell you it
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: was a surprise party. I'm like, no, like it has
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: to be just like a simple dinner, a simple dinner.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 4: So you're cute. And then, oh my God, all my
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 4: friends are here.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: Same thing with any kind of surprise proposal, like whatever
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: that is. I think the best surprise proposal work, especially
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: for TikTok value, is your girlfriend is with her girlfriends.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: So they're in on it.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 4: They know that.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: She's pretty, getting pretty for the night, looks cute, her
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: nails are done, that type of thing. And then they're like, okay,
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: for tonight, whatever, maybe they're on vacation tonight, we're going
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: to go out to dinner.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 4: I saw this.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: And then she's walking And then the friend is like,
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: oh my God, look at how pretty that sunset is.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: And she turns and then he's there. And she didn't
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: even know he was going to be in town.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 4: That's nice.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: You have the friend film it. She's surprised. That is
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: what a proposal should be.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's nice.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 5: Not, I thought I was going to get murdered and die.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 5: This is unacceptable. I mean, and now what?
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 4: Now what's next? I mean, they're always going to one-up
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 4: each other.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: I guess when she gives birth, you'll have to hire
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: that little person to run out of her crotch like a...
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: that's the only way she can talk but hopefully she's
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: a juicy scooper she's gonna mark that down for when
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: I give birth I'm gonna be like here's the baby
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: and it's like or a dummy baby that has like
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: horns coming out of its head and she's like to
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: the nurse take the other baby or that's what she
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: does with her in-laws that were in on this who
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: aren't there for the birthing she's like now let's You
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: know those babies that they.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 4: Make that are so lifelike? Yeah.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: You can commission them for like $ 5, 000 for some weird
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: woman that just wants to act like she has an
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: infant all the time.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: You make one that's like really fucking scary, like a
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: third eye and horns.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: And then they're like, meet your grandchild. And then they're like,
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: ha ha! Yeah. I guess.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 5: Because I mean, aside from actually murdering each other, I
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 5: don't know how you top that prank.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: The last story I want to talk to you is
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: pretty juicy. This guy, his name is, you know, I
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: can't say his name. Anyways, a German football player. And
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: when he was 19, he married this woman. He met
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: this woman who's 31 and they got married. Now he's
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: 24 and she's 36. They share two sons. They have
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: been married a while. She's a TV actress. She has 1.3
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: million Instagram followers, everything. But he was unfortunately accused of
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: rape earlier this year. And she did not come to
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: his defense. And instead, she went to go divorce him.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: And she wants half of his fortune. But now that
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: she's divorcing him, he found out he's put all of
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: his money in his mother's name. All of his assets
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: in his mother's name and always has. And she didn't
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 2: know that. Oh, yeah.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 4: Always has I think he always has yeah because if
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 4: he just like if he changed it then they.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 2: Would be able to so I mean we're talking like
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: half a you know half a billion dollars type of
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: money and he's he's only 24 and I I put
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: like under it I like there was some article and
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 2: I just put a comment and I was like Every
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: boy mom whose son can, like, kick a ball is, like,
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: taking notes right now. And is like, yeah, this bitch
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: ain't going to take my baby's money.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 4: That's crazy. I better check the records.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: I was going to say, I know you're close to
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: your mother-in-law, but you might. No, like, that's like some serious, like,
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: boy mom shit.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 4: And there's no... I mean, can you... Can she sue?
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 4: Can she do... I don't... I mean, this is.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: It's ongoing. We'll see what happens.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: We'll see what happens with them. But, I mean, yeah.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: She was probably just like... I was talking to this
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: guy who was a former basketball player. And he said
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 2: right when he got on the team, I don't know
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: if it was for college or professional, he said they
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 2: would have a briefing of... And they would literally, in
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: a room, have photos of a girl. And it's like,
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: this woman, her real name is Sarah Colonna. She goes
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: by Sally. She has eight kids by eight different men.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: She will meet you at this Starbucks. They would warn
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: the guys on the team, this girl's going to show
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: up here. Her tactic is this. She does this. She
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 2: goes by these aliases. This is what she eats. This
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: is what she drinks. Stay away. Stay away. Because she
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: has your baby. Doesn't matter if she's got eight babies
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 2: from eight different NFL or players. If you only have
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 2: one baby, if your first baby is with her, she's
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 2: going to get 25% of your gross income.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 4: Child support.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: So if you're making $ 10 million a year and you're
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: 22 and you have a baby with this girl and
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: it's her ninth baby, doesn't matter. You're going to have
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: to give her 2.5 for 18 years.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 4: That is insane.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 5: I know that John had told me some stories about
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 5: meetings that they would have to prep them for life stuff,
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 5: but I never heard that one before. But I'm going
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 5: to have to ask him if there was any photos
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 5: of you. Stay away from this girl.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 4: For the record.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: John pursued you. Sarah, you have some fun shows coming up.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 4: Please do tell. I'm going to be in Oklahoma City.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 4: May 4th through the 6th. Cinco de Mayo weekend.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 2: Fun.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 4: Fun weekend to go out.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 4: I'm sure the club has margaritas.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 5: At Bricktown Comedy Club, May 4th through 6th. That's at bricktowncomedy.com, sarahcolonna.com.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 5: Please listen to my podcast. We cover Married at First
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 5: Sight right now. It's called Are You My Podcast? And
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 5: when Married at First Sight is off, we do other fun,
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 5: silly stuff.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 2: I had someone ask about the clutch discount for the
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoopers.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: Please explain.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 5: I saw a few Juicy Scoopers were posting about it lately.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 5: I think that's because of Taylor Swift. A lot of
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 5: people are going to Taylor Swift concerts. And she performs
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 5: in stadiums. So it's clutchwomen.com. I have stadium-approved bags so
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 5: you don't have to carry an ugly clear bag. They're
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 5: very cute. They're made in the USA from wonderful material
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 5: that will last you forever. And Juicy Scoopers always get
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 5: 20% off with the code JUICYSCOOP, all one word.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, thank you.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: They're a great way of promoting yourself. And you get
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: to bag, go to the show, Oklahoma City, listen to
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: Sarah's podcast, follow her on Instagram if you aren't already.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 2: It's Sarah Colonna 1. Yeah. The other Sarah Colonna, not
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: as fun.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 4: Not as fun. Stole my name and my account and
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 4: my handle.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 2: Thanks, girl.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 4: Thank you. The car is beautiful. Where did you end
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 4: up going for it?
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with. They have
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 4: You have to put me in touch.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: What's it called? It's Dune ADL.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: Where?
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 4: Dune ADL.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: There's an accent on the E.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: Do you mean.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: Yes, I got it on Dundale Cars.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 4: Lift?
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: Please.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 4: Are you going past Kimmage?
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, Kimmage. No. Dundale Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.