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33 - Surviving Clipperton Island · Who Did What Now With Katie Charlwood

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Speaker 1: You're listening to an Airwave media podcast. Hi everybody, and
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Speaker 1: welcome back to Who Did What Now? The history podcast
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Speaker 1: that is not your history class with me Katie Charlwood,
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Speaker 1: your one year older host, birthday girl and reader of books.
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Speaker 1: So it was my birthday a couple of days ago
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Speaker 1: it's so like but anyway, I know what you're thinking,
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Speaker 1: you're thinking quite your jib or jabber, in fact me,
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Speaker 1: In fact you, I will. But first we're going to
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Speaker 1: get a source on. So this week we're discussing a
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Speaker 1: horror story left out of the history books, Clipperton Island.
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Speaker 1: So our sources are Clipperton A History of the Island,
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Speaker 1: The World Forgot by Jimmy Skaggs Bibliography, The Ilton il
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Speaker 1: Pasion Jnal de la Society de Osceonistice by s Just,
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Speaker 1: the Clipperton Island Case by Edwin D. Dickinson, and also
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Speaker 1: the Clipperton Project. We also have squalowdivers dot com, Theaminteresting
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Speaker 1: dot com, and Atlas Obscura dot com. So Clipperton Island
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Speaker 1: is like this tiny island just off the west coast
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Speaker 1: of Mexico. It is ridiculously remote this way island and
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Speaker 1: the East Pacific is difficult to reach. The land is
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Speaker 1: basically barren, there's no fresh water, and it has really
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Speaker 1: dangerous reefs like all around it. For the most part,
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Speaker 1: people generally forgot that Clipperton Island, you know, existed. I mean,
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Speaker 1: it's really interesting to like, I don't know, people who
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Speaker 1: are like animals because it's got birds and crabs, and
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Speaker 1: you know, I assume fish because it's a fucking island,
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Speaker 1: but him's to say so. For the most part, Clipperton
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Speaker 1: is generally ignored. The island itself was originally discovered by
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Speaker 1: Alvera Savedra Theern in fifteen twenty eight on an expedition
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Speaker 1: commissioned by renowned fucking ursehole heronand Cortes, the Spanish conquistador. Basically,
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Speaker 1: they were trying to find a root to the Philippines.
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Speaker 1: They found us instead. Anyway, they ignored it. By seventeen eleven,
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Speaker 1: it was rediscovered by the French, so Martin de Charson
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Speaker 1: and Michel du Baugages they drow up a map of
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Speaker 1: the island and they claim it for France, and in
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Speaker 1: eighteen fifty eight France basically officially claims the island. And
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Speaker 1: you're thinking, okay, so the Spanish and the French are
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Speaker 1: iron up this island. Why the fuck is it called Clipperton. Well,
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Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked, because I'll tell you. It's named
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Speaker 1: after John Clipperton, an English pirate and privateer, and he
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Speaker 1: fought the Spanish and like the seventeen hundreds, and because
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Speaker 1: the area was known to be a bit treacherous. They
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Speaker 1: say that he used it as like a base for
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Speaker 1: his rage, because nobody would ever want to get fucking
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Speaker 1: near it AnyWho. So in the mid to late eighteen
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Speaker 1: hundreds bunch of places are trying to claim this island.
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Speaker 1: The US try to claim it onto the Guano Islands.
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Speaker 1: Active eighteen fifty six, Napoleon tries annexa as part of
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Speaker 1: the French colony of Tahiti. So in eighteen ninety seven,
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Speaker 1: the French navies traveling past and they're like, what the
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Speaker 1: fuck is that? There was an American flag on that
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Speaker 1: island that's definitely ours. They go over there, there's three
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Speaker 1: fellows working for the Guano people, and they're like, mate,
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Speaker 1: what the actual fuck, And they say Laisonville, always saying
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Speaker 1: these only lands and no flag, no American flag. The
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Speaker 1: US authorities have to denounce this act, like, oh no, mate,
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Speaker 1: we didn't really mean to. But like a month later,
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Speaker 1: Mexico sending a gunboat to Annexit and be like, no, actually,
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Speaker 1: this is our island. Sorry, France and United States of America,
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Speaker 1: this is our island. Now piss off. And then like
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Speaker 1: a colony is established and like a bunch of military
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Speaker 1: governors are posted there and in nineteen oh six the
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Speaker 1: last military governor was Ramon or Not. And you're probably thinking,
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Speaker 1: why are people really interested in this really tiny island
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Speaker 1: in the middle of nowhere in the East Pacific. See,
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Speaker 1: the thing is it was really valuable because it was
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Speaker 1: covered in shit. So let me tell you about Clapperton.
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Speaker 1: So basically, the island doesn't really have any native like
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Speaker 1: plants really a lot to this island. It doesn't really
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Speaker 1: have any natural vegetation. So coconut palms were introduced in
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Speaker 1: like the eighteen nineties by the guano miners. But like
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Speaker 1: other than that, it's kind of like grass and thickets,
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Speaker 1: not exactly useful. What the island does have, though, is
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Speaker 1: a bunch of animals. So it's got geckos and skinks,
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Speaker 1: which are reptiles. These bright orange crabs called the Clipperton
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Speaker 1: clap called the Clipperton crab, which is, you know, pretty cool.
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Speaker 1: You got crab named after you. Good for you. But
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Speaker 1: most of all, it has a fucked ton of birds.
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Speaker 1: What kind of birds carry well, I'm going to tell
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Speaker 1: you because some of the names are really fucking hilarious.
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Speaker 1: So they have white turns masked boobies, sooty turns, brown boobies,
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Speaker 1: brown noddies, black noddies, great frigatebirds, coots, martins, cuckoos, and
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Speaker 1: yellow warblers. But not only that, docs like to visit
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Speaker 1: every now and again too, So it's got let's get
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Speaker 1: loads of birds. Why are you telling me all about
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Speaker 1: these birds? So not only are the names of the
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Speaker 1: birds incredibly humorous, it's also what made the island so attractive.
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Speaker 1: Why the reason Cliverton Island was such a viable property
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Speaker 1: was because it was covered in shit. So you've got
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Speaker 1: thousands of years of compacted seabird droppings which are worth
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Speaker 1: their weight in gold. Because as we know, what does
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Speaker 1: poo do fertilizes It makes very good fertilizer. So in
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Speaker 1: nineteen oh six, the British Pacific Island Company acquires the
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Speaker 1: rights to guano deposits there. They acquired the rights to
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Speaker 1: collect shit. In conjunction with the Mexican government, they build
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Speaker 1: a mining settlement and also erect a lighthouse under the
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Speaker 1: orders of President Porphyrio Diaz. Oh. Also, so basically one
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Speaker 1: hundred men and women were deposited on the island. That's
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Speaker 1: like men, women and children. Effectively, the men were sent
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Speaker 1: first and then their wives and children followed. And because
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Speaker 1: you know, there isn't really a lot of you know,
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Speaker 1: food or like animals or supplies, pigs were introduced. But
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Speaker 1: pigs are smart and don't really want to be eaten,
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Speaker 1: so there wasn't too many of them able to get
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Speaker 1: and so their survival actually relied on supplies coming in
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Speaker 1: from al Capulco, a Capilco, a Capolco every two months,
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Speaker 1: so you know, they're they're you know, mining their guano.
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Speaker 1: The colony was really at its best about nineteen ten.
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Speaker 1: So at some point between the Mexican Revolution kicking off
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Speaker 1: and damn First World War happening, everyone just kind of
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Speaker 1: forgot about Clipperton and without any explanation whatsoever, ships just
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Speaker 1: stopped coming. The thing is this community was absolutely dependent
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Speaker 1: on so the residents of this practice inhospitable island, they
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Speaker 1: were absolutely dependent on the mainland for like food and information.
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Speaker 1: So like they had no idea about either war, like
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Speaker 1: no fucking clue, and their supplies are just dwindling. So
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Speaker 1: there's a shipwreck on the island in nineteen fourteen. It's
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Speaker 1: an American ship. You know, the rescue for them comes
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Speaker 1: pretty quickly, so they're like, hey, we'll take you to safety,
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Speaker 1: and offer us to take you know, the islanders to safety,
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Speaker 1: and Ramone's like, fuck this for a game of soldiers, No,
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Speaker 1: I do not want to do that. Because he's convinced
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Speaker 1: that this is some sort of trickery, some sort of
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Speaker 1: ruse to basically capture and claim the island because it's
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Speaker 1: still a disputed territory, he decides to just expel every
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Speaker 1: British person from the island, so he sends the last
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Speaker 1: British man and his family away with the Americans and
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Speaker 1: the other Islanders. They vote to stay with Ramon Raod,
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Speaker 1: which needless was a terrible fucking idea. Needless to say,
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Speaker 1: supplies start getting very scarce very quickly. So the months
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Speaker 1: turn into years, and by nineteen fifteen, there are twenty
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Speaker 1: six people left on the island. You've got thirteen soldiers
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Speaker 1: and then twelve women and children all together, and also
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Speaker 1: one dude who had barricaded himself in the lighthouse, Victoriano Alverez.
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Speaker 1: Food wise, food wasn't really in abundance for the islanders. Basically,
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Speaker 1: they had a couple of coconuts that would sort of
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Speaker 1: drop each week. Their main sources of nutrition were birds,
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Speaker 1: bird eggs, and fish. And this may surprise you, but
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Speaker 1: there isn't exactly a lot of eminse in a coconut
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Speaker 1: or in a brown booby egg. So yeah, and as
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Speaker 1: time progresses, the islanders start dropping like flies, especially the
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Speaker 1: adult men who are succumbing to scurvy. They keep dying,
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Speaker 1: so they have to bury them really deep in the
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Speaker 1: sand to basically make sure the crabs don't eat them,
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Speaker 1: which is you don't want to see a crab eat
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Speaker 1: your friend. I mean, I can only hope the Clipperton
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Speaker 1: crab is not as terrifying as a coconut crab, because
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Speaker 1: those things are fucking terrifying. Have you seen a coconut crab?
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Speaker 1: I never want to be within at least six feet
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Speaker 1: of a coconut crab. There should be at least one
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Speaker 1: mouse between me and a coconut crab those things. No,
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Speaker 1: I would rather deal with a mouse than a coconut crap.
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Speaker 1: And moose are scary too. I don't even like horses
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Speaker 1: that much. I think they're terrifying. So it gets to
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Speaker 1: the point where there are five men left on the island,
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Speaker 1: all of them suffering from malnourishment and vitamin deficiency, and
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Speaker 1: they've only got one boat on the island and they
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Speaker 1: don't have enough fuel to take it all the way
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Speaker 1: over to Alcapolco, and they know they can't row it
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Speaker 1: because everyone's fucking sick. So Captain Arnaud says a passing
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Speaker 1: ship in the distance and thinks, all right, we're going
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Speaker 1: to do it. And he's like, right, okay, this is
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Speaker 1: our chance. So he convinces three other soldiers to join
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Speaker 1: him in a row boat and try and row over
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Speaker 1: to this ship in the distance to get help. And
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Speaker 1: so they head out. They're rowing out towards this distant ship,
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Speaker 1: but the waves are so powerful, a bunch of the waves,
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Speaker 1: and Raymond's eight year old son, who are watching them
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Speaker 1: go and hoping that they're going to save them, that
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Speaker 1: they're going to find help and save them. And as
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Speaker 1: the men are desperately paddling away, the sea swallows the boat.
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Speaker 1: The islanders left watching that watch the boat and the
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Speaker 1: men vanish between the waves, and you're thinking this has
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Speaker 1: to be the lowest point. No, no, no, we're going
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Speaker 1: to go deeper into this basement of despair. It gets worse.
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Speaker 1: A few hours later, a hurricane appears offshore, and between
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Speaker 1: you know, the loss of her husband and a fucking
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Speaker 1: hurricane coming towards the island, Captain Arnaud's heavily pregnant widow
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Speaker 1: goes into labor with her fourth child, so all of
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Speaker 1: the women and the children they take refuge in this
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Speaker 1: sort of basement in the Arnaud's house, and during a
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Speaker 1: hurricane on a practically abandoned island, in a cramped basement,
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Speaker 1: Alicia Rovira Arnaud gives birth to a son, whom she
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Speaker 1: names Angel, and to prove not everything is so fucking
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Speaker 1: horrific in the world, both mother and baby survive. But
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Speaker 1: when the storm clears, the islanders come up from the
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Speaker 1: basement and their homes in the buildings are fucking destroyed.
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Speaker 1: And at this point there were no men left on
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Speaker 1: the island. And at some point during this chaos, the
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Speaker 1: lighthouse door finally opens and outcomes Alvarez, the only adult
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Speaker 1: man left alive on the island. Alvarez, who you may
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Speaker 1: remember earlier as the lighthouse keeper who basically hid the
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Speaker 1: fuck away, goes down to the shattered remains of the settlement,
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Speaker 1: collects all the guns and chucks them in a fucking lagoon,
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Speaker 1: saving one for himself, you know, and in a completely
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Speaker 1: rational move, declares himself king of the island. So Alvarez
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Speaker 1: the King of Clipperton Island, and he begins this. I
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Speaker 1: know you're going to be surprised to hear this, but
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Speaker 1: he is a horrific, fucking tyrant. And so begins Alvarez's
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Speaker 1: reign of terror, in which he enslaves, murders, and rapes
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Speaker 1: the women and children he basically used them for whatever
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Speaker 1: he wanted, whenever he wanted, and one mother and daughter
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Speaker 1: who refused to obey him. In a show of power
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Speaker 1: and fucking insanity, he points his rifle at them, rapes them,
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Speaker 1: and then shoots them. And because you know, at this point,
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Speaker 1: time is an illusion, and everyone else basically is the
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Speaker 1: very least gets beaten by this man. Over the next
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Speaker 1: few the excruciating months, Alvarez uses and abuses whichever person
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Speaker 1: he wants. When he's bored of the twenty year old
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Speaker 1: Alte Gracia Quiroz, he moves on to thirteen year old
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Speaker 1: Rosalia Nava, and when he's done with her, the twenty
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Speaker 1: year old Tasa Randon. Albarez kept most of his threats
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Speaker 1: for the captain's widow, Alesia Rovera Arnaud, and he constantly
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Speaker 1: told her that he would kill her the moment anyone
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Speaker 1: from the outside world showed up, because he knew damn
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Speaker 1: well she was going to fucking tell about everything he did.
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Speaker 1: And this disgusting cycle continues for like two years, and
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Speaker 1: for some reason, the only adult woman he hadn't gone
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Speaker 1: after was a Lithia Rivera Arnaud. Why as I was
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Speaker 1: lighthouse keepers doing mental things though, what is it about
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Speaker 1: a lighthouse that just drives people bananas? So basically, mid
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Speaker 1: July nineteen seventeen, Albarez is just his bored with the
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Speaker 1: three I don't want to say women, because one of
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Speaker 1: them is a fucking child. She's thirteen, I know she
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Speaker 1: must be like fifteen at this point, I think, but
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Speaker 1: still a fucking child. So h and he decides to
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Speaker 1: sit his sights on the last remaining adult women for
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Speaker 1: who he hasn't touched so far. Alithia Ravia are not
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Speaker 1: so when he forces Tirasa back to back to you know,
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Speaker 1: the settlement at gunpoint, he informs Alicia that she's going
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Speaker 1: to present herself at his hut by the lighthouse the
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Speaker 1: following morning. So eighteenth of July nineteen seventeen. It's the
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Speaker 1: morning time. Alicia heads towards the lighthouse with her seven
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Speaker 1: year old son, Romond Arnold Junior, accompanied by Tairraza. So
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Speaker 1: when they get there, Alvarez is just chilling. He's roasting
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Speaker 1: a bird on a wee spit he's made outside the lighthouse,
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Speaker 1: and he's happy as larry until he realizes that Tarrasa
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Speaker 1: is there too. He's like, what the fuck are you
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Speaker 1: doing here? And as he's trying to shoe her away,
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Speaker 1: she runs directly into the lighthouse keeper's hut and grabs
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Speaker 1: the hammer. Alicia gives her this like signal and she
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Speaker 1: runs toward Alvarez and whacks him with the fucking hammer.
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Speaker 1: Two hands, just big swing. Tearsa is just swinging this
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Speaker 1: hammer at Alvarez, and Alicia sends her son to run
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Speaker 1: to the hut, and Will Tears is done and Will
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Speaker 1: Tears is swinging at him. Alvarez manages to grab an
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Speaker 1: axe and he starts chasing after Alicia, who is yelling
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Speaker 1: at her son to grab his rifle before he can
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Speaker 1: get his hands on it. And as Alvarez is chasing
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Speaker 1: after Alicia, one last swing from Tearsa gets him right
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Speaker 1: in the head and knocks him to the ground, So
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Speaker 1: Alvarez is quite probably dead at this point. However, tears
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Speaker 1: A just isn't done yet. She is overcome with emotions,
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Speaker 1: you know, because she's finally having some power over her user.
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Speaker 1: And although Alvarez is quite probably dead at this point,
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Speaker 1: somebody manages to grab a knife and they are stabbing
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Speaker 1: and slashing and beating him like some met called overkill,
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Speaker 1: but I think they just really wanted to make sure
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Speaker 1: he was absolutely fucking dead, and frankly, he deserved worse
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Speaker 1: for what he did. As they stand over the frankly
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Speaker 1: mutilated body of the dictator of Clipperton, Little Ramon notices
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Speaker 1: something in the distance, something the islanders have not seen
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Speaker 1: in at least two years. A ship, an actual ship,
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Speaker 1: basically this gunboat. The USS Yorktown was patrolling sort of
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Speaker 1: the coast of North and South America because there were
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Speaker 1: rumors that the Germans had established a secret radio and
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Speaker 1: submarine base in the Pacific Ocean, and in a crazy
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Speaker 1: random happenstance, Clipperton, Ireland is on Yorktown's route, and in
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Speaker 1: their minds, this wee island with a colony and a
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Speaker 1: lighthouse would be a perfect hiding spot for the Germans.
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Speaker 1: So the USS yorktown circles the island, but like it's
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Speaker 1: a massive fucking gumboat. So they try and send this
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Speaker 1: small boat ashore. But because you know, the island is
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Speaker 1: treacherous and there's dangerous coral reefs. Oh and by the way,
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Speaker 1: I forgot to mention, there's sharks. There is shark infested water.
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Speaker 1: So mmm mm hmm. Nobody wants to be going in that.
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Speaker 1: So the women and children on this island they see
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Speaker 1: a flicker of hope, only for it to be extinguished
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Speaker 1: and this just brings down the home mood and this
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Speaker 1: is effectively the last straw for the women on the island.
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Speaker 1: And after seeing this boat retreat, the women have a
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Speaker 1: serious conversation about what they're going to do now, and
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Speaker 1: the plan is to end their lives, to just stop
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Speaker 1: the suffering. And the main issue they're trying to work
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Speaker 1: out is whether they should just shoot themselves or let
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Speaker 1: themselves drown in the lagoon. Luckily, it doesn't come to
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Speaker 1: that because the American ship makes a second attempt to
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Speaker 1: get their boat to shore, and the second so when
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Speaker 1: the Americans arrive, Alicia meets them and basically explains that
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Speaker 1: they need to get off there now, like they need
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Speaker 1: to get out of there yesterday. So the crew take
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Speaker 1: woman to back the settlement to collect you know, whatever left,
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Speaker 1: and the others go and investigate the lighthouse and see
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Speaker 1: the body. Effectively, the Americans notice that all of the
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Speaker 1: children are small, you know, are all small for their
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Speaker 1: ages because you know, they're suffering malnutrition. And the two
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Speaker 1: year old Angel or Not, he's got rickets which is
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Speaker 1: so severe he can't actually walk. So he is carried
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Speaker 1: to the boat by an eleven year old boy, Francisco.
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Speaker 1: And these sailors take the remaining survivors of Clipperton Island,
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Speaker 1: which are three women and eight children, back to the
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Speaker 1: USS Rocktown, and they leave Alvarez's body for the crabs.
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Speaker 1: Oh Also, in addition, furthermore, the captain of the Yorktown
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Speaker 1: he's like watching these people on the island get into
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Speaker 1: the boat with his soldiers, and he's like, what the
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Speaker 1: actual fuck. He's like, well, suspicious because he's convinced like danger, danger,
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Speaker 1: high voltage, you know what I mean. But once he's
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Speaker 1: informed of what happened, he's like absolutely one hundred percent
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Speaker 1: let's get these ladies back home. So the Yorktown basically stops,
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Speaker 1: you know, hunting for German u boats for a wae
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Speaker 1: minute and sets sail for Selena Cruz, Mexico because basically
22:32
Speaker 1: because a few of the survivors had relatives there. But
22:35
Speaker 1: not only were they doing that, they send a message
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Speaker 1: over the wireless to the British consulate in the city.
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Speaker 1: You know, it's trying to help locating relatives. I'm like,
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Speaker 1: on this ship, all the sailors they get like really
22:45
Speaker 1: close to the kids. They're like, they get really fond
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Speaker 1: of the kids, which is like hard not to after
22:49
Speaker 1: all this shit they've been through. So the ship anchors
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Speaker 1: on the twenty second of July nineteen seventeen, it's Selena
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Speaker 1: Cruz and serendipitously, this boat peers carrying none other than
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Speaker 1: Felix Rovera, Alicia's dad. So, like, over the last however
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Speaker 1: many years, he had been like consistently questioning Mexican authorities,
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Speaker 1: like where the fuck is my daughter? What's happened? But
23:15
Speaker 1: he had been told over and over again that all
23:19
Speaker 1: of the colonists on Clipperton had died. So Felix Rivera
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Speaker 1: is reunited with his daughter and his four grandkids. And
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Speaker 1: the sailors on this ship are so like moved by this,
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Speaker 1: like family reunion. They like burst into tears and like
23:36
Speaker 1: the crew and as well, which is like so cute.
23:39
Speaker 1: The crew did a whip around and they collected like
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Speaker 1: a fund to you know, help you know, the survivors
23:44
Speaker 1: like start a new life because obviously they had absolutely
23:46
Speaker 1: fuck all the locals heard about this, and they were
23:50
Speaker 1: so grateful to like the American sailors and like they
23:53
Speaker 1: throw a big party for them. Effectively, for the most part,
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Speaker 1: Clipperton Ireland hasn't really been inhabited by anybody, like except
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Speaker 1: for like the odd castaway or like some military stuff
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Speaker 1: or scientific expeditions like people studying birds and shit. However,
24:12
Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty seventy year old Armond or Not Junior
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Speaker 1: we visited Clipperton Island with a team of biologists led
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Speaker 1: by Jacques Coastal. But yeah, no one has settled on
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Speaker 1: Clipperton Ireland since since that, and you know, you can't
24:28
Speaker 1: really blame them, to be honest, And so ends our
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Speaker 1: Tale of Clipperton Island, which is basically like the real
24:35
Speaker 1: Lord of the Flies situation. If you liked my retelling
24:40
Speaker 1: of this horrific tale, feel free to like and review
24:45
Speaker 1: five stars what Apple podcasts wooh put me up them charts. Yeah,
24:50
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry that was I mean, I'm not going
24:52
Speaker 1: to see you like the story, like the retelling of
24:54
Speaker 1: the story, because that is a horrific story. Let's face it,
24:57
Speaker 1: so honestly that the reviews they read really really help.
25:01
Speaker 1: And some of them, you guys, are funny. Actually, you
25:04
Speaker 1: leave some really amazing reviews. They really cheer me up.
25:06
Speaker 1: So what did we learn today? No amount of burds.
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Speaker 1: It is worth settling in an inhospitable island. Coral reefs
25:15
Speaker 1: have been defeating the French since eighteen sixty eight. Um
25:18
Speaker 1: crabs will eat you if given the chance. They don't
25:22
Speaker 1: give a fuck. If the opportunity arises where you get
25:24
Speaker 1: the option to be king of an island, don't be
25:28
Speaker 1: a fucking tyrant because you will get your skull smashed
25:31
Speaker 1: in with a hammer and you'll deserve it. Okay. So,
25:35
Speaker 1: and of course it is that time of the show.
25:38
Speaker 1: I was gonna say time of the evening. It is
25:40
Speaker 1: the time of the show where we have recommendations time reading. Hi,
25:46
Speaker 1: I'm gonna recommend going with the theme, I'm actually gonna
25:50
Speaker 1: recommend you know what I call a good for her book.
25:55
Speaker 1: It's done it. I'm gonna suggest you read Gone Girl
26:00
Speaker 1: by Gillian Flynn. That is my reading thing for the week.
26:03
Speaker 1: Go enjoy listening. I'm going to recommend a podcast called
26:09
Speaker 1: tenfold More Wicked. It is historical, it is true crime is.
26:14
Speaker 1: It is beautifully done. And I actually have two watching recommendations.
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Speaker 1: One that I've already seen and that I'm going to see.
26:22
Speaker 1: So I watched the second season of Tiger King on
26:26
Speaker 1: Netflix because I'm here for the drama and I fucking
26:32
Speaker 1: love it. So watch that and I'm going to get emotional.
26:36
Speaker 1: I always get emotional to this. In Ireland we have
26:38
Speaker 1: a show called The Late Late Toy Show. It happens
26:41
Speaker 1: once a year. It's usually the last Friday in November
26:46
Speaker 1: because it's leading up to Christmas. There's the Late Late Show,
26:48
Speaker 1: which America has its own thing, but the Late Late
26:51
Speaker 1: Show has. It's hosted over here by a man called
26:55
Speaker 1: Ryan Tubberdy, who we call call Toups. I don't enjoy Tubbs.
26:59
Speaker 1: He is. I found him like he's not really a
27:02
Speaker 1: joy to watch on the screen, except the only time
27:05
Speaker 1: I can tolerate him is during the Toy Show. There's
27:08
Speaker 1: always the joke running on Twitter about him doing like
27:11
Speaker 1: lines of coke before each show because he has to
27:14
Speaker 1: be so full of energy. Like the man cannot sing,
27:17
Speaker 1: he cannot dance, but he gaze at loudly. He goes
27:21
Speaker 1: for it. And I am one hundred percent here for that.
27:23
Speaker 1: And also the Toy Show is like this glimmer of
27:27
Speaker 1: hope in everything horrific it is, it is, it's and
27:30
Speaker 1: it's thirteenth year here and it is like a national institution.
27:35
Speaker 1: So they do this special show. Kids come on and
27:37
Speaker 1: sing the kids like do toy reviews, and like they
27:41
Speaker 1: talk about it properly, like they're like you like this
27:43
Speaker 1: at nah And there's always one farmer kid, and we
27:46
Speaker 1: have a role with the Toy Show. You do not
27:48
Speaker 1: insult the children. You can make fun of Tubs or
27:51
Speaker 1: any celebrity that shows up as much as you like,
27:53
Speaker 1: you leave the children alone because the amount of amazing
27:58
Speaker 1: stuff this show does. Like before Tubs came on board,
28:01
Speaker 1: basically it would be the kids of the people who
28:04
Speaker 1: owned the toy company and were related to the advertisers
28:09
Speaker 1: and stuff like they would be the ones who got
28:11
Speaker 1: to come in and play with the toys during this
28:14
Speaker 1: special segment that come in and play with all the
28:16
Speaker 1: toys and what Tubbs did. Instead of having that happen,
28:19
Speaker 1: he ensured that children from the nearby hospital and hospice
28:25
Speaker 1: come in and play for the toys for like a
28:26
Speaker 1: couple of hours, giving them like some kind of joy.
28:31
Speaker 1: Get an emotional Now, every time I think about it
28:33
Speaker 1: makes me cry. I love the Lately Toy Show. It's amazing.
28:36
Speaker 1: I'm probably going to do a minisore on it because
28:38
Speaker 1: you know what I want to It's going to be
28:40
Speaker 1: really fun. If you hear that cat that is Riley, Riley,
28:46
Speaker 1: don't mind Riley, he's a nurse. Oh this is the
28:49
Speaker 1: cat that went missing. Let me tell you about this
28:51
Speaker 1: before I go, which is like a mile away anyway,
28:55
Speaker 1: that's never hearn o there. But with that, I'm going
28:57
Speaker 1: to usehush to some treats. Do you want to treat?
29:02
Speaker 1: I love them? Really? What can I say? What can
29:04
Speaker 1: I say? I'm a sucker for a broken meal? Yeah, yeah,
29:07
Speaker 1: I hear you. So with that, I'm actually going to
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Speaker 1: bid you a duke so adios au Revoir of Waiters,
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Speaker 1: My friends, Bye bye,