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Christine's Unfortunate Fortune Cookie · The Cubby and Christine Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: You know, it's rare. Christine has a complaint. I do,
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  Speaker 1: but you have a complaint.
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  Speaker 2: Complaint.
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  Speaker 1: It's weird because you're never usually mad at anybody. I know,
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  Speaker 1: you're pretty happy, go lucky, you go at the flow,
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  Speaker 1: You're cool like that.
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  Speaker 3: But you have a complaint.
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  Speaker 2: I said that this happened yesterday. Could be I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm taking it to the airwaves because this is this
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  Speaker 2: is serious.
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  Speaker 3: Before you do it, Is it about me? Is it
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  Speaker 3: about Christine?
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  Speaker 2: No? No, it's not about you, guys. I love you guys,
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  Speaker 2: It's not about you. AhR No, I'm not going to
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  Speaker 2: involve hr. Eric and I ordered our favorite Asian food
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  Speaker 2: yesterday and nothing is them. Love them they're the best.
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  Speaker 2: So a shout out to young Asian. They're in Rutherford,
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  Speaker 2: New Jersey. But at the end we had our fortune cookies.
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, and here's where it all went bad.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what my fortune said? Oh no, cover
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  Speaker 2: your mouth when you cough for sneeze, that's my fortune.
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  Speaker 3: It's not wrong.
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  Speaker 2: That yeah. Well, first of all, did they know I
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  Speaker 2: have allergies? That is not no, no, not hoping.
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  Speaker 3: For something more like life?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, great joy will come your way. In May.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, give me something.
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  Speaker 3: Where did they get to their fortune cookies from the
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  Speaker 3: dollar store?
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  Speaker 2: You know? Cover your mouth, who's writing?
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  Speaker 3: You know, wash your hands after you go outside. It's
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  Speaker 3: all simple stuff. You already know.
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  Speaker 2: Eric had like, you know, like a deep one, and
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  Speaker 2: he had a better one. I get. Cover your mouth
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  Speaker 2: when you cough or sneeze, that's that's no.
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  Speaker 4: Well, maybe he didn't have numbers on the back, because
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  Speaker 4: you know that story we did a couple of weeks
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  Speaker 4: ago of a guy that had numbers from a fortune cookie.
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  Speaker 3: He played them every day for thirty years and he
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  Speaker 3: won a couple of million.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so thirty years from now and maybe rich seventeen
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  Speaker 2: forty five, seven forty nine. I'm sharing justin case.
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  Speaker 3: All right, so listen, maybe back is whack? You know
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  Speaker 3: what is it? Cough? Don't what is it again? Don't
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  Speaker 3: cover your mouth or cover your mouth, cover your mouth. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: maybe that part is just aw for sneeze. That's a joke.
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  Speaker 3: And the real winner is that lottery ticket there you have.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, good be upset system.
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  Speaker 1: Hit us up at four four three six three with
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  Speaker 1: your fortune cookie nightmares and what do you have coming?
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  Speaker 2: Up in the news, Christine, I'm going to check out
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  Speaker 2: the headlines because I know we have to be real,
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  Speaker 2: but also you may need to buy your beer asap.