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It is time to leave your worries outside and come laugh with us inside the
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treehouse. On a Friday, July fifth, twenty twenty four. I hope
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you had a happy and of course safe Fourth of July, and if you
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did celebrating, I really hope that it was in a safe manner, unlike
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I'm sure most of our Fourth of julys as children that were the opposite of
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safe. In fact, I'm pretty sure Osha was invented because of the childhood
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endangerment that happened in the eighties while celebrating the Fourth of July in my backyard.
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Not sure about you, guys, but I would imagine Trade was similar,
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especially considering he too lived in the country for a spell living in Mesquite.
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I imagine you saw some dangerous things around the Port of July. Man,
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I had a blank cat exploat in my hand. Nice, I had
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an explode in mind. I've had an airbag exploding mine. I've been stuck
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in a rocket closet. I've been stuck in the gate tent. Du What
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I'm just gonna stop different was the one I have? I have a storied
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past. What was the last one? U? I remember that? Not
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as well? As I do gay tent Alex Alex radio bits were different in
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the in the early to mid two thousands than they are these days, gotcha
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because mainly because consent is now a major thing in society, whereas back then
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not as much. Yeah, nothing, nothing that extreme. I was I
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had a black Cat in my hand, and we had propped the screen door
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open, like the front of the door. We had the door and then
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the glass door that I was there, and I propped the glass door open,
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did not realize it had shut after the last black cat explosion, and
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I want to throw a black Cat out on the porch, and my hand
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hit the glass and it was just far enough away from my hand that when
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it exploded, I felt it. But then I just got a little black
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soot. Now, how did it exploded in my hand closed fist? I'm
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assuming I would have what's the name of the of the giant who's missing fingers
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because of that exact reason, Oh the Giants player that was here, Paul,
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Yeah, yeah, so I would have I would have lost, I
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would have been I would have been pinky thumbed. So how old were you?
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Probably like twelve, so around the age of twelve, celebrating the fourth
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of July. You held a black cat in your hand and it exploded.
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Do you think maybe you think maybe Sammy Davis Junior was mad because you were
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holding him against his will. Man, Oh, he's a black cat.
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I get it. I got to I'm picking up witch puting now. Yeah,
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that's a throwback. That's a throwback a long time our long time listeners
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are going to really appreciate that. I think back on it because my dad
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liked to drink gym Beam and uhlways had the big one point seventy five and
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so that that was you know, always emptied the bottle of gym Beam and
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then we'd go out and fire works. Okay, now that's awesome. There
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was an exploitive that I wanted to put before that, but you know what
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it is. Oh yeah, uh he would what time would he start the
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one point seventy five? Oh? I mean he wouldn't like polish off a
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bottle in a day or anything, but that was always I mean, he
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would either save one or or if one was low, you know, he
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would. My dad was not. My dad always said if he had not
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met my stepmother, he would have become an alcoholic. But yoh, so
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he would just have, you know, a couple. It was just in
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my experience of which it is fairly extensive over the last handful of years,
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drinking an entire handle of anything in one day is not good for you.
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You really scientifically, you think I can't speak scientifically. I'm just speaking anecdotally.
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I just know what I've seen and what I've smelled. Yeah, I
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think I was in Vegas many many many years ago and between me and my
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feature actor who wasn't a whiskey guy, who he had like a couple and
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we did the one seventy five in like forty eight hours like that was and
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he only had a couple out of that. The rest of it was all
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me and even and that was that was enough to where I was like,
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Okay, like I gotta stop for a minute, because that is a that's
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a bit too much. Yeah, I will say though, Trey's dad working
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through a handle of Jim Beam on the fourth July sets the tone I think
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for the celebration to come, and Trey, I'm wondering if if you celebrated
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in the similar fashion I did, and that was by being the designated lighter
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and followed up with my father screaming now run. Yeah, that's pretty much.
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Uh, you know, I I've one thing of the trendhole men,
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is that we're all pyramaniacs. I'm glad to see that runs in the family.
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But yeah, Dad would make sure, you know, we would have
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something so to lean the bottle against. So you know, it kind of
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wasn't going straight up but kind of away from us, you know, safety
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first. Of course, it was always paying attention while the lawn dark game
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was happening. The only thing I remember is my mother though we got Roman
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candles and we're Indian folks. We don't do this stuff. I thought there
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were fireworks and stuff on on. Yeah, but there's people that do that,
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Like I mean, you have like what they're called crackers. They're like
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black cats. So they come in a big giant string, like a big
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giant like like one hundred two hundred, three hundred five hundred pack, and
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then at the very end it's a long wick so that you can do of
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white dudes, yes, that we'd like to light on fire. I don't
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blame you with you know, with the British occupation for something. That's why
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that's why more people should invite Indian people over four fourth of July. We
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have so much in common. If you don't believe me, ask the British.
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But uh so you get the big one. But it has like a
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very lengthy string so you can light it like as far like ten feet away
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from you. You can light that wick and then it'll go down and it'll
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set all those off. But like the big explosion stuff, like there's people
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that do that in India, Like they have the big like the fireworks,
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you see it like a fair park or kaboom town. Yeah, there's people
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dead native for that. But we got the Roman candles because in in Texas,
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they'll just give them to you as a child. Yeah, you don't
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need any training, that's for me. That's how you learned. Yeah,
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was playing with the Roman candles and pointing them at each other in fiery.
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We set up roadside stands just to make sure we can get fireworks to everyone.
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And what's what's more patriotic than the freedom to buy pirup technic explosive materials
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as a seven year old. That's exactly right. Some people lose their loved
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ones to war, some people lose them to fireworks. So it's still a
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sacrifice. I believe it's still a rockets, red glare and bob bursting in
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the air to the instead of a rifle. The boots go next to a
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jim Bean bottle. No shot left behind. But my mom had the Roman
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candle turned the wrong way. Luckily, she was talking to somebody and she
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kind of set her hand down so it was going. It didn't hit her,
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It just went straight back to the people that were not expecting giant balls
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of fire to come at them, so that was hilarious. Then she did
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the thing that everybody should do in that situation is drop it and run forward.
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So then it hit the ground and everybody that was sitting on the blankets
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were then kind of it was hilarious to watch. People were just diving left
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and right. I've seen videos like that online. Those are among my favorites.
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But the other thing I'm learning through this is that something else, obviously
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that we have as Americans with the Indians, is not only kicking the British
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out of our country, but doing so with the element of surprise. We
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didn't use any surprise. We just kind of just wore them down, and
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four hundred and fifty years later they left. You guys actually had muskets and
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and fortitude. We're just like gorilla warfare. Yeah, we're just like we'll
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polite them to death. That's an interesting tactic. Yeah, okay, that's
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so obviously to brush up on my history, we used uh, you know,
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gerrilla warfare tactics and the revolutionary war popping out of bushes and stuff.
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Whereas where is in India? You just made them so bored they just wanted
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to go home. We just reminded them, how, you know, it's
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like it's so hot here, how is it there? And like, you
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know, it's really nice, you should go back and see some family.
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And that's how we got them all to just just wore them down. Over
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four hun and fifty years, we did have some pretty amazing freedom fighters,
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but for the uh, but you also sent them home with food and and
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we went there in open restaurants for them, and they let us and then
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we just kept going. And now Patail is the most common surname in all
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of the UK. So that actually is an interesting way to go. It's
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it's it's the infiltration going back the other way, that's exactly right. So
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that's why I date with white women. Is I'm a patriot? Oh I
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thought you were going to say it was payback. Well, yes, that's
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when I'm saying. I'm an Indian patriot at heart. So I will take
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it out on one white girl at a time. What for my people?
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What happens? What happens if she's white but she's like got Swedish heritage?
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You canna say that. I mean, hey, there's nothing wrong with banging
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an ally. You know what I mean? It doesn't always have to be
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an enemy. Damn, fair point. I got you're listening to the Treehouse.
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Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com. Let's get Daniel Cook
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fourth of July. I hope you had a wonderful time. And I'm wondering
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what was fourth of July like when you were a kid? Was it was
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it a light and run like it was for me? Fourth of July was
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like an exciting holiday. I think Fourth of July and Halloween when you're a
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kid is just so fun. I mean, it's just like the fireworks,
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you know. Back then, you know, fireworks weren't like like everything else
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that we're dealing with right now. It wasn't like this, you're gonna shoot
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your eye out kid. You know. It was kind of like we literally
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would have bottle rocket you know, folk wars. We would throw black casts
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at each other. One of us will get one of those big roly ball
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looking fireworks and throw it, you know, and see how much stuff you
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could blow up. I don't know. It was just we never thought about
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getting hurt. That never snuck into our mind. It was just the fun
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of crap blowing up. Yeah, no, I get it. It was
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the fun of blowing up your friends. Yes, it was like, Okay,
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if I hit him, that's gonna be like awesome, you know.
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prestigious roofing company, now you're thinking, hey, shoot those fireworks all up
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fun and important things to get to today, including from gamer to Saint two
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worlds have collided and I'll tell you where Sorcery is not a criminal offense.
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But first birthdays on this Friday, July fifth, twenty twenty four. Birthdays
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today from Lady A formerly Lady Mtebellum. The country group Dave Haywood is forty
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one play the polyd on Jersey Sure his name Paul del Vecchio, He is
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forty four today. Uh the singer for Lifehouse, Smash Hit, Hanging by
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a Moment all the way back. That was ninety nine, two thousand,
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somewhere in that range. Jason Wade, he is forty four today R and
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B star Joe is fifty. Yeah, you can't. You can't be an
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R and B star in today's R and B world with a name like Joe
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unless it's spelled weird or something, just a Jay maybe, but it's pronounced
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Joe. Yeah, yeah, I remember Joe. He was a he had
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he had the ladies swimming mm hmm. Yeah, they don't have and and
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there is there still R and B? Is there? Does there is there
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still a category of such? I don't know of anybody. I know,
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there's all the nostalgia tours of them, but like, you can't, like
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we had good R and B names back in the day, like Keith Sweat,
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Come on now, I mean he's he's yeah, Jo Deasy, I'll
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be sure. I love. Yeah, maybe the name there, but the
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talent was certainly there. I don't know. I haven't really, I don't
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think there are any like R and B traditional R and B current artists.
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Yeah, it's just ugly mumble rappers. Now that's that's the that's the that's
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what people like is the well we can't understand them, but aren't they great?
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But yeah, but like then with like the names now like we've got
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little YACHTI like, wasn't the goal when you became a rapper to have a
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big yachty? Like isn't that the you wanted to? Like you wanted to
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have a big boat. And then like a little oozy, don't you want
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to? Yeah, don't you loaded, buddy? I don't want a little
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losy. If I'm fighting somebody like you take a little loosy, I'm like,
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well I'm dead. Have y'all seen the clip and I've I don't know
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if it's real or not. That's but of the deaf rapper, yes,
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sound it's Africa's first deaf rapper. Deaf and mute, none of your don't
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leave that out because Marleon Man can still talk. Uh he is he's a
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deaf mute rapper. How does that work? You have to watch the clip
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and also no interpreter, So is he is he doing him? Like?
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Is he signing or is he just no, he's deaf and mute, so
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he's just going like full hip hop. Helen Keller. Yes, without the
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blind I will have to Uh, I'll have to look that up with uh
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huh what he can he can see what he's doing. Helen Keller blind,
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deaf and mute. Oh, that's right, this one just deaf mute.
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It's really good. It's uh so he's he's got a leg up on Helen
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Keller. Then yeah, uh, groundbreaking is what I would call it.
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Earth shattering. Oh, I figure groundbreaking was his first job. Well,
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earth shattering is a second, I promise you when you hear it. Other
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birthdays today. Edie Falco famously played carmelo soprano on The Sopranos is sixty one
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today. Mark Cohen won a Grammy for Best New Artist in nineteen ninety one
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thanks to his single Walking in Memphis. Then he disappeared for years until he's
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stuck his head out in public in August of two thousand and five, only
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to get shot in the head during an attempted carjacking. He survived, but
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then went back in his hole and has not been seen again. And finally,
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Huey Lewis from Huey Lewis and the News is seventy four today, one
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of the great all time soundtracks Back to the Future and yeah, it's Power
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of Love. Oh yeah, Jacob's latter was what There was their big hit
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album, and I was a big hughe loosen news fan. I was hoping
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that they would have a farewell tour, but I haven't heard any news.
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See what I no really tough crowd. Hey you went black Cat with Sammy
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Davis. I did, but because of your joke, I went to death
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and you will not be deaf and blind? Blind? That's what it is.
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And do you have it? Because I can see your face? And
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here we go, Dan? Are you ready all right? What's this guy's
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name? Is it baba something? Ooem baba? That's right? Okay,
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here you go. Are you ready all right? So deaf and mute African
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rapper mc baba, that is correct. No interpreter, sick beat, sicker
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vocals. It just sounds like someone put a beat to their screen therapy.
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Yeah, it's three and a half more minutes of that. No, every
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song is that? Does he have any love ballads? Do you want to
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hear it a little bit? I want to know his romantic side. Sounds
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like it's more of a muffled Yeah, I gotta figure out. I gotta
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figure out this is This is not a perform, This is not him recording
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an album or rapping or anything. This is just audio of a guy passing
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a kidney stone. Yes, uh that or he is uh he is Africa's
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number one falcon callar. I'm surprised in the middle of all the video,
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like birds just didn't start landing. Maybe he's saving that for the chorus and
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his new album, Flight of the Eagles. It's just him being carried away.
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July. Fun was had, celebrations were had, fireworks were shot. What
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was the Fourth of July like for you as a kid in the in the
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Jacquelines family household. Okay, so my my grandparents, my mom's parents are
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literally off the boat Italians and off the boat Italians are tragically Catholic and the
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tragically Catholic have but like one hobby, and I think that's making more children.
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And so my mom is one of nine kids, and all nine kids
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are married and have like five more kids. I'm the only child, which
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I think was an accident. But we would get together as a family,
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and we had like a rotating schedule, like Uncle Rick would do Fourth of
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July, my mom would do Thanksgiving, Aunt Gina would do Christmas, and
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it would just go in a big circle through all the holidays. So imagine
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anybody that's seen basically my big fat Greek wedding, but instead of a wedding,
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it's a ridiculous just group of but more yelling, very loud Italian people
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having a very good time together. Sounds like a fun Fourth of July at
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I'll ever fully recover from hearing mc baba, which I'm not sure how they
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know his name is mc baba because it doesn't sound like he can say any
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bees. Yeah, that's my favorite. My buddy Jerry Bedknob, he's a.
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He's in the forty year old version. He's a Indian the f a
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goat. Oh yeah, yeah, he's a. He's a really good friend
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of my used to bring him up on stage and introduce him as my dad.
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But he has the best joke ever. He's like meta kid. I
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met a deaf kid named David. Why why do deaf kids have names?
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Like? Who is that for? They'll never hear it. I'm going to
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see if I can still use my ASL to if I can remember how to
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do the alphabet to do David. That's d A ideep. Yeah, but
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he's like it's like one. It was like they're never going to be like
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a deaf kid walking in front of and be like Mike, Mike, Oh
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yeah. They needed something for the birth certificate, so he got baba.
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That might have been the word he was able to say as a child.
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And that's just what's stuck. I just don't know how you go, like
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how you get hype, Like you know what, I've got two tickets of
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that mc baba show. You you have earplugs? Are you guys ready?
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Speaking of shows? Two worlds collided this past weekend. One uh, and
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there are two very large worlds. Two very large worlds collided. One I'm
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speaking figuratively and two I'm speaking literally because last weekend in Nashville, at John
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bon Jovi's new bar, Shaquillo Neil met the Hawk to a girl. M
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wow. They hung out a little bit, apparently. Shaquille O'Neil, for
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those that don't know, is his side hustle is djang He's a club DJ.
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So. As part of the big grand opening for John bon Jovi's new
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place in Nashville, Shaquille O'Neil was there to bring down the house on the
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ones and the twos. And I don't know if Hawk to a Girl was
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there as part of a promotional appearance or it's just because she just bar hops
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on in Nashville every weekend, which is very possible. But I do have
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a little snippet for you that of the moment when Shaquille O'Neil brought uh,
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the Hawk to a girl on stage to share the to share the limelight,
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just a moment. We'll bring this audio up because as you said, you
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said earlier, j that uh, uh, how hot to a girl is?
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You know, riding this wave of fame for everything it is worth.
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Yes, you know what. It may be a one trick pony show,
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but it run with it while you can. Yeah, and then you're gonna
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and then and then it's gonna fade, and it's then it's gonna be a
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one trick donkey show and then it's just gonna I think that was immediately after
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the set that Shack played. It sure felt like it. I'm sure it
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did the uh because that's what I thought when I saw the photo the other
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day of Shaquille O'Neil hanging out with the Hawk to a Girl. Uh,
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it was Okay, well, okay, Shaq has met the Hawk to a
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girl, and it's what I'm now calling the Hawk to a challenge. Let's
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see, let's see how much spit you got, honey. She's going to
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be sponsored by some sort of electroly like drink. Stay as hydrated as the
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Hawk to a girl on a Saturday night. If that's not in the works,
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yeah, everybody, everybody in promotional marketing needs to be fired. And
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then she was at some there was some country concert that she was out where
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they brought her up on stage because at first it thought it was a guest
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appearance, but it turns out she was in fear of her life and security
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put her on stage so that she wouldn't be harassed. Oh yes, that's
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what the new spin on It is, so as opposed to she was or
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paid to be there or yeah, or it's something along those lines. Yeah
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yeah, but now they were like, no, no, she wasn't paid
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to be there. She was in fear of her life. She was very
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appropriately dressed for the event in uh, knee high cowboy boots and white short
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shorts, white shirt, white cowboy hat. That's that standard girl outfit at
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country shows. MM hm. So, I don't know if she was in
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fear of her life or if she was actually just paid to be there,
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but they're putting some nice spin on it. Yeah. I saw an interview
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with her. I think I barstool Sports are outkicked, but she actually comes
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across very nice and down to earth. I mean, yeah, but she's
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gonna ride this wave and then yeah, surely wants to cash in on it.
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There's an only her only fans account would make her millions in a few
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months. Yeah, that's and she should, and she should. She should.
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I was gonna say, hop on that, but that's a terrible way
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to break. In order to hop on in order to hop on shock,
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she's gonna have to climb first. Yeah, I just yeah, she should.
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Nothing you could say, like jump on that bandwagon, like you can't
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anything talking about the hot deo girl just is gonna infer that. Well,
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I mean, you know, yeah, well, I mean and good for
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her, she's getting her you know, I feel I just feel bad for
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the tens of thousands of really talented people that can't get representation. And all
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she had to do is go this is what I do, and the whole
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world went, yes, you do sometimes that's just how it works. Yeah,
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yeah, that's what I always say. I mean, if you go
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back early, you know, late nineties, early two thousands, there were
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thousands of people more talented than Britney Spears. Yeah. But I mean,
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if you know, you have to ask yourself this. If they wouldn't have
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picked Britney Spears, would we have this beautiful train wreck that we do today.
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No, we wouldn't. Oh there's there's that's it. Yes, you
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would. She's trailer park in Louisiana. Yes, but will she doing the
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same thing? Will she be dancing with machetes? Probably? It just wouldn't
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be here for such a large audience. On what's that tray? It'd be
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on cops. You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online that Treehouse on
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Air dot com. Yeah, she'd be lived famous, Mama June's best friend,
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Mama June's hot best friend, dance not a lawnmower, ri I did
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it again? Hit me baby one more time. Would have a whole new
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meeting. There we go. You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online
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at Treehouse on Air dot com. You're in the Treehouse. Visit us online
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at Treehouse on air dot com. Uh, I just want to say thank
31:44
you guys for the for the show today. Uh. The wife and I
31:47
have had a difficult past couple of days, not so much because of Hurricane
31:51
Beryl kind of coming close. It really wasn't that close to it. It
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looked like it in the radar a couple of times, but it really wasn't
31:56
that close. It's it's more so because of Carnival that is happening on the
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Island of Saint John right now, or it was. It culminates on it.
32:08
It culminates on the fourth of July, and so like Emancipation Day for
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the Island of Saint John where slavery ended and everything was July third, I
32:17
forget the year, and then July fourth, for you know, United States
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Independence is the next day, and they kind of combined certain events. But
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basically what I'm getting at is we were on limited sleep this past week because
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the way they celebrate here is by partying, and by partying they don't start
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that till like ten o'clock at night and then they go until like three in
32:40
the morning. And our apartment happens to be very close to town and to
32:47
the stage where they play the loud music. So I've been thumping all week,
32:53
but against my will. There was a time, there was a time
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that would have been completely normal for you and been like, yeah I was.
33:05
I was just saying, you're you're turning into a curmudgeon. I'm not
33:08
a curmudgeon. I want people to have a good time. I just kind
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of and a reasonable decibel level. Yes, it's kind of like you guys
33:19
have fun, but keep it down? Yes? Is that is that too
33:22
much to ask? No? Not when you're ninety. I'm like David Schwimmer
33:29
and friends, and I'm trying to tell I'm going out on the balcony to
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the revelers, going yeah, that's why they kicked you out of the apartment.
33:39
I kicked myself out. I'm just saying, like, that's a did
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you did you? Did you? Did you like pump a fist in the
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air like you kids in your loud music. Well? I couldn't say get
33:52
off my lawn because I don't have one. It's an apartment, but you
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have. I did I did? Unfor all a banner that said keep it
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down? Did you really? No? I'm not stupid, Okay, I
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was just gonna say that's how people got you know, that's the people we
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would pick the tep either house. And that's why I don't. That's why
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I don't do that. Yeah, because I'm not a moron. Yeah,
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And you know, I'm sorry that kept you up so so so much,
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pastor. But when what time do you normally get to bed on on say,
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an off night, like the night that you don't have to be anywhere
34:30
the next day? What's the what's it? What's the O'Malley sleep time?
34:32
What's what time does the lights go out in the O'Malley house? I really
34:37
want to tell you. Can I guess? Please? Don't? I think
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that's late? Shut up? Trick. The sun sets much earlier here,
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okay, yes, but and then the clock stopped working about Yeah, I
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go to bed earlier these days. All right, A couple of things to
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throw at you on this Friday episode before we break off for the weekend and
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I try to catch up on some sleep. And that is where sorcery is
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not a criminal offense? And from gamer to Saint, choose your adventure,
35:22
gentleman, which one would you like to hear about? First? I want
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to know where sorcery is a criminal offense. If you can, I'll let
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you google that, and while you google that, I will tell you where
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sorcery is not a criminal offense. How about that? Okay? Once I
35:44
can find it, give me one second. This is the problem I run
35:50
into is I have too many tabs open and I can't find the stuff that
35:52
I was originally looking for. There's a sinkhole thing for that? All that
35:59
one shark bite someone else in Florida, no shaker there, Here we go.
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State minister in the Mall Deves has been arrested over a black magic spell
36:09
cast on the president. There. Yeah, police and the Mall Deeps have
36:15
arrested a state environment minister. This is in the Mall Debs. That's in
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the Indian Ocean. Police there reported she was accused of performing black magic on
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the president. The state Minister for Environment, Climate Change and Energy, Fatima
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Shamnaz alisea Lim, was arrested on Sunday along with two others in the capitol.
36:40
She's been remanded in custody for a week pending investigations. Without giving full
36:45
details of the arrest, but they did say that there have been reports that
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she was arrested for performing black magic on President doctor Mohammad zou. Now,
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it's important to note here that in the Maldives, sorcery is not a criminal
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offense under the penal code, but it does carry a six month jail sentence
37:09
under Islamic law. So yes, criminal law versus Islamic law. It's a
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little, a little murky there in the clear watered area that is known as
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the Maldives. Yes, because they're known for their democratic ways. When one
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thinks of democracy, my friends, the Maldives is the first thing that comes
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to win. Yes, black black magic. See, Okay, that's fantastic.
37:38
I just look, I get it. If all else has failed,
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you'll try anything. Yeah, I mean I just want. I just wanted
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the rest of the story and be like a quote from Dumbledore said, Harry
37:53
Potter can be reached for comments. That's why they have to do all that
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in secrecy and all the other realm. Well, I'm just glad it's not.
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I don't know how you would. Can you imagine being the Okay,
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you're a kid, you go through school, you do really well, you
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go to college, you do really well, you go to law school,
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you get elected as a judge somewhere down the line, and now you're designed
38:17
to the court of sorcery, Like that would just be like, who did
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you piss off? That's like the same person, like the same newscaster that
38:24
has to stand in the hurricane. You know, he showed up one day
38:29
to a meeting with no donuts. Like that's what happened. You show up
38:34
to that meeting with breakfast tacos. They will not send you out into the
38:36
field that's the hurricane or the hailstorm without a help. I thought you were
38:42
going to say that this. You know, as as a president, you
38:45
know, you go to school, you learn about all these things, history,
38:49
political science, economy, finance, all these various things to get yourself
38:55
elected president, only to be taken down by a sorcerer. Someone who just
39:00
found a spell book somewhere and got lucky. Somebody who ordered a spellbook off
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Amazon. It was it was Etsy because they got it personally in grant.
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But just to let you know, just to put our minds at ease,
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in the United States, witchcraft is not recognized as a legitimate means of causing
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harm to someone under the law, so so legal. Yes, yeah,
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good to know. Sorcery is alive and well in the United States of America.
39:30
Yes, but if you, if you are a sorcerer, don't take
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this ship to court. They will not they will not recognize you. This
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is yeah, this is uh. I just looked it up. Under the
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United States law, they cannot actually induce harm to somebody unless you get the
39:51
right book. And finally, today, in a news story where I worry
39:59
about our Trey Trenholm's mental well being, a video gaming teenager is set to
40:06
become the first Catholic millennial saint as the Pope and cardinals approve his canonization.
40:14
No, yeah, this can't be from gamer to saint. I think it's
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good. The Catholic Church is reaching out to the youth. Well, I
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got bad news, tray, because they're they're reaching out to this youth.
40:30
There's a little late because he died from leukemia in two thousand and six.
40:35
He meant, he meant, he meant over the pants. Don't you want
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to witness this in person? You need to come two two She really finished
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that sentencesally, you need to join us for the road show at the Fraternal
41:13
Order of Eagles in Dallas on Saturday, July twenty seventh, from one to
41:17
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41:23
We'll get more info up on our social media channels and at Treehouse on
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air dot com soon to keep an eye for two Field for that. Hope
41:31
to see you then. In addition to the road show live taping of the
41:35
show, we'll also be celebrating our very own Trade trend Homes fifty birthday.
41:43
Yeah, we'll at a at a reasonable decibel in a reasonable time, reasonable
41:52
time, at reasonable volume. Fun will be had. We'll see you there.