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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Hey, what's the vibe for horoscopes today? I'm letting you
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  Speaker 1: know what kind of lover you are based on your
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  Speaker 1: zodiac sign. And if it's your birthday today, you are
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  Speaker 1: a Libra. And you share a birthday with Taylor Swift's husband,
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  Speaker 1: Travis Kelsey, Kate Winslet, Bernie Mac, and Jesse Eisenberg. Libras. Kyle.
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  Speaker 1: For you. You're the delusional serial romancer. So peak Libra
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  Speaker 1: season means that you're addicted to the idea of love,
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  Speaker 1: but not actually putting in the work. You are stringing
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  Speaker 1: along like four different people who all think that they're
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  Speaker 1: the one, and you are leaving a trail of broken
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  Speaker 1: hearts while you decide who fits your aesthetic better. Until
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  Speaker 1: you find the one. Exactly. They'll be there. Once you
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  Speaker 1: guys commit, you really commit. That's true. Let's say hi
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  Speaker 1: to Pam. Hey, Pam. Hi. What's your sign? Taurus. All right, Taurus,
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  Speaker 1: for you guys, the kind of lover that you are,
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  Speaker 1: you're low-key the possessive couch potato kind of lover. You
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  Speaker 1: don't want a partner. You just want a hostage with
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  Speaker 1: cute clothes. So once you claim someone, you drag them
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  Speaker 1: into your bed, you feed them expensive takeout, and you
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  Speaker 1: get personally offended if they suggest leaving the house for
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  Speaker 1: fresh air. But you will never, I mean never, define
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  Speaker 1: the relationship. Okay, thanks, Pam. Claudia, good morning. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. I'm a Scorpio. All right. Scorpios, the kind
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  Speaker 1: of lover that you guys are is the psychological warden.
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  Speaker 1: You guys will skip basic dating and go straight for
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  Speaker 1: sole possession. You will dig up their entire Internet history
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  Speaker 1: from like 15 years ago, interrogate them about their exes
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  Speaker 1: and then hold their deepest secrets like collateral so they
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  Speaker 1: can never leave you. Yeah, that sounds about right. Definitely
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  Speaker 1: calculating every move, but that takes away from being spontaneous,
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  Speaker 1: but that's okay. That's okay. You got to make sure
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  Speaker 1: the outcome works in your favor, Claudia. Yes, yes. Thank you, Claudia.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great day. You too. Bye. Hi. Blanca. Hi. Hi.
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  Speaker 1: What's your sign? Sagittarius. All right. So for my Sagittarius,
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  Speaker 1: the kind of lover that you guys are, you're kind
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  Speaker 1: of the flight risk. You are passionate. Like you are
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  Speaker 1: a passionate whirlwind lover right until the moment where they
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  Speaker 1: ask you, what are we? Because the second real commitment
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  Speaker 1: enters the building, you are suddenly getting an inch to
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  Speaker 1: pack a bag and disappear to another state for the
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  Speaker 1: entire weekend. Man, that sounds like me. So you. Thanks, Blanca.
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  Speaker 1: Hard to commit for you guys. Thank you. Bye. How
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  Speaker 1: about Pisces? Rich. You are the tragic main character lover.
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  Speaker 1: You will fall in love with a stranger on the
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  Speaker 1: subway and build an entire 10-year movie storyline in your head.
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  Speaker 1: You love so dramatically that when a minor argument happens,
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  Speaker 1: you act like it's a downfall of a royal kingdom.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying any of that's not true. It's like
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  Speaker 1: the world is ending. You don't love me. How about Leo's? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a Leo. We are the high-maintenance, trophy-seeker kind of lover.
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  Speaker 1: We love hard, but we love an audience even more.
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  Speaker 1: So we're going to treat our partner like an accessory
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  Speaker 1: for our Instagram grid, demanding constant public praises, grand gestures,
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  Speaker 1: and undivided attention at all times from them. How about Virgo?
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  Speaker 1: John Jay, you're the project manager. You will fall in
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  Speaker 1: love with someone's potential and then you will immediately start
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  Speaker 1: trying to fix their life, fix their sleep schedule, reorganize
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  Speaker 1: what they're wearing and managing their career like you're an
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  Speaker 1: underpaid life coach instead of a lover like you should be. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Peyton. If you missed your sign, they're all
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  Speaker 1: posted on our website, johnjayandrich.com.